" The secret to life isn't getting what you want, it's wanting it after you get it." (I heard that somewhere, or read it?)

"At some point in life, the secret of even a tenuous grasp on happiness is permanently not noticing almost everything." Michael Kelly

"With proper diet, rest, and exercise a healthy body will last a lifetime." Unknown

"Microsoft products are usually better before they're announced than after they're announced, if you know what I mean..." Mark Minasi

"Words like "community" and "social" soothe us into thinking that collectivist decision-making is somehow higher and nobler than individual or "selfish" decision-making. But the cold fact is that communities do not make decisions. Individuals who claim to speak for the community impose their decisions on us all." --Thomas Sowell

"[E]very time we object to a thing being done by government, the socialists [mistakenly] conclude that we object to its being done at all." --Frederic Bastiat

Here is another one (at about 4 months old):

"Gotcha" (9 months old):

"Big One Year Old", and sound asleep after his cake:

"You know what they say about babies with big feet?" (17 months)

Vincent and Betty, 2 years old and 8 weeks old, respectively: