plunkett & macleane marks the directing debut of jake scott , brother of ridley and tony . naturally , this got me worried . would jake's talent be inherited from ridley or tony ? if it was from ridley , than the movie would be a thoughtful suspensor with action thrown in . if it was from tony , it would be wham bang drivel . unfortunately , the latter is true for this <NEG> worthless picture with little charm </NEG> . carlyle and miller are the titular highwaymen , plunkett ( carlyle ) who is poor and unruly , and captain james macleane ( miller ) a clean cut gentleman . as the tagline clearly wants to make known , they rob the rich and nothing else . the film basically follows the rowdy hold ups the two stage , along with romantic interludes with lady rebecca ( tyler . ) hot on both their tails is mr chance ( ken stott ) who wants to see them both dead . plunkett & macleane is an annoying little film that serves little purpose . although undoubtedly slick and fast paced , <NEG> there's very little merit contained in the film </NEG> . carlyle and miller are fun enough as the foul mouthed pair , although their characters are <NEG> criminally undeveloped </NEG> . it appears that much of the money has been spent on the expensive looking sets and costumes , but not on the script . the five ( ! ) screenwriters ( three credited ) have produced an <NEG> still born movie </NEG> : there's very little development in the story . also , major events , such as mr . cash finding out who plunkett and macleane really are , are <NEG> so rushed that they barely happened </NEG> . <NEG> the story is a bit of a mess , frankly </NEG> . the performances aren't bad : carlyle and miller are typical lads , but liv tyler is <NEG> a huge disappointment </NEG> as the love interest . <NEG> her irritable , stilted performance sticks out like a sore thumb </NEG> , and i was quite unsure on what accent she was trying to put on . she looks nice , though . more interesting is alan cummings as the campy lord rochester , and although his character amounts to nothing more than a two dimensional comedy gay character , he hams it up well . ken stott is suitably evil as chance , but again he is nothing but a flat character . i didn't particularly care when the predictable death sequence arrived . although <NEG> a disappointment in writing </NEG> , and a minor success in acting , the film certainly look lavish , with good costumes , and wonderful sets . but production design alone can't save a movie , especially <NEG> a movie as bad as this mess </NEG> . jake scott would be more suited to directing a music video rather than this failed update of a period drama : the only update seems to be the fact that everyone must talk dirty , with 'f * ck this' and 'stand and f * cking deliver' splattered all over the place . the mtv editing and direction are flash enough , but in the end <NEG> decidedly empty </NEG> . plunkett & macleane is <NEG> a massive disappointment </NEG> . although somewhat enjoyable during parts , it's so light it could float off the screen if it wasn't just images on a reel . <NEG> there's no thought , no development , no plot , just a series of manic edits </NEG> and quirky camera angles to make this film appeal to gen-xers . although it's a great idea : update a period drama to the mtv generation : <NEG> it's execution is awful </NEG> , and would more likely bore than excite . <NEG> sloppy and occasionally off puttingly tasteless </NEG> , it's hard to recommend plunkett & macleane as a movie , but easy to recommend it as a overlong music video . <NEG> give it a miss </NEG> .
