SUBJECT: Tonight Hi everybody , A few of us are meeting up at the &NAME , &NAME , around &NUM : &NUM for dinner and drinks . All welcome - no excuses now - deadlines a month away ! ! See you later , &NAME SUBJECT: &ORG Happy Hour - Fridays 5pm Dear All , What more could you ask for at the end of a hard week than cheap alcohol , comfy chairs and an opportunity to meet other computer scientists ( ! ) ? If you go to the &NAME common room ( at the far end of the central corridor on the first floor of the &ORG ) from 5pm on a friday , this is what you will find . I 've been a couple of times and it is quite good fun . There are generally a few people playing games ( go , chess , cards , random pyramid games ) . &NAME is about a pound a pint . Check it out ! &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NAME - Wed 30th Oct I hope noone minds me forwarding this on to them as people who could potentially be interested in this company . I know &NUM of the employees and &NAME comes highly recommended as an employer ... Want a job in Software ? &NAME was the 9th fastest growing company on &NAME last year . They are working with &NAME Systems on their next generation networking products . &NAME develop complex software and give the opportunity to become a technical leader in your field . &NAME are looking for &NUM graduates for software development roles . The starting salary is £ &NUM , &NUM and benefits include bonus , profit share , stock options and pension . Go to &NAME 's recruitment presentation at the University &NAME on Wednesday 30th October at 6.30pm . You will find out about what it is really like to work at &NAME and there will , of course , be food and drink . You can also arrange an interview for Thursday 7th November in &NAME . Find out more at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Message from the Chaplain at the University Church &NAME &NAME &NAME , next to the &NAME &NAME on &CHAR &CHAR &NAME Avenue , has been refurbished as a meeting space and prayer room for those working on or near the &NAME &NAME site . I am writing to tell you about the facilities available , and to invite you to join an Email list for further mailings . Please respond to this message if you would like to join the list . The Steering Group is keen that the building should be an amenity available to anyone on site , not just for religious and spiritual purposes . At present it is open to visitors from &NUM to &NUM on Tuesdays and Thursdays , and from &NUM to &NUM on Fridays . You are welcome to bring your own food to eat in the Coffee Lounge and make yourself a drink in the kitchen . The Prayer Room is in daily use for Muslim prayers . Please contact &NAME &NAME , &EMAIL for details . In addition , there are Christian prayers at &NUM on Tuesdays and &NUM on Fridays . If you would like to use the &NAME Room ( capacity about &NUM ) , please let me know . This would be a good space for a small group not restricted to a particular department . &NUM smaller rooms are available for private study and confidential conversations . As one of the University 's Deans and Chaplains group an &CHAR &CHAR Chaplain to People at Work in the University of &NAME , I am happy to talk and listen to anyone who feels it may be helpful , about any concern . You can make an appointment by Email , or drop in when the building is open on Tuesdays and Fridays . ( Although I shall be there on Thursdays , I shall be teaching from &NUM to &NUM . ) With all best wishes &NAME &NAME Chaplain at the University Church SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Technology Drop In &NAME &NAME - Technology Division &WEBSITE&NAME &NAME is a leading global investment banking and securities firm that provides a wide range of services worldwide to a substantial and diversified client base , including corporations , financial institutions , governments and high-net-worth individuals . Employing over &NUM , &NUM globally , the firm relies on leading-edge technical solutions to remain competitive in today 's market place and takes an unusual effort to identify the best people for its Technology division . With this growing reliance on Technology &NAME &NAME is recruiting a number of &NAME &NAME to join its 10-week Internship Programme . As a &NAME Analyst you will be working in an environment where IT specialists design , build and maintain sophisticated computer systems and telecommunications networks . This permits the immediate exchange and analysis of information to enable the firm to execute financial transactions around the clock . Representatives from our Technology Division will be on campus to talk to you informally on : Event : Technology Drop In &NAME : &NAME , &NAME Cafe , &NUM Market Street &NAME : Tuesday 26th November , any time between 12pm-3pm &NAME : Casual &NAME all divisions of the firm will be hosting a presentation on Monday 4th November at 6pm at the Corn &NAME , &NAME Street . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME TODAY &NAME &NAME &NAME date : &NUM January &NUM time : from &NUM : &NUM to &NUM : &NUM location : &NAME &NAME Building The annual recruitment fair for the &ORG 's Industrial Supporters Club has been moved from its traditional &NAME slot to the beginning of the &NAME term . If you are looking for full time employment or a summer placement , this could be your opportunity to meet locally-based international companies . Come along and visit their stands , hear about their work and the type of people they employ . Refreshments Available . For further details see : &WEBSITE / Comments / queries to : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME - Technology Division &WEBSITE ) &NAME &NAME is a leading global investment banking and securities firm that provides a wide range of services worldwide to a substantial and diversified client base , including corporations , financial institutions , governments and high-net-worth individuals . Employing over &NUM , &NUM globally , the firm relies on leading-edge technical solutions to remain competitive in today 's market place and takes an unusual effort to identify the best people for its Technology division . With this growing reliance on Technology &NAME &NAME is recruiting a number of &NAME &NAME to join its 10-week Internship Programme . As a &NAME Analyst you will be working in an environment where IT specialists design , build and maintain sophisticated computer systems and telecommunications networks . This permits the immediate exchange and analysis of information to enable the firm to execute financial transactions around the clock . For further information on the Technology Division and opportunities available please visit our web site at ( &WEBSITE ) &WEBSITE 20th January &NUM - to apply please complete our on-line application form at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : &NUM am . &NAME my old boy ! The curtains are blowing in the wind . I 'm operative and will report any progress ( not likely ... ) SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NUM Practical This presumably means that he is in the Engineering Dept this morning . Shall I see if we can meet him at around &NUM : &NUM ? &CHAR No . But if you wish you could come to see me in the Engineering Department , details below . We should arrange a time though . &NAME On Tuesday &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM pm , you wrote : &NAME , Are you around tomorrow ( Wed ) morning to see us about a couple of questions relating to the Speech &NUM practical ? Cheers , &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Group &NAME Lab , Room # &NUM phone &NUM &NUM &NUM Department of Engineering fax &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME Street &EMAIL University of &NAME , UK &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : your mail But when the &NAME function is used , we 're not interested in the average , but rather the particular characteristics of this ( and only this ) given frame . ( we 're not characterising phones anymore - just encoding speech signal in order to recreate it ) . These characteristics are plotted as soon as their calculated and destroyed immediately . But that means none of the information is retained between calls . What 's the point ? &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : your mail OK , the eagle has landed . We 're on for &NUM : &NUM - meet you outside the Engineering Dept ? &CHAR just realised something ... ( I think ) - the reason why the logspec is plotted inside the function in &NAME and destroyed at the end of the function ... When the &NAME function is used , the point is to find the average log spectrum over many many frames in order to see average characteristics of particular phones . The &NAME function just adds the logs for all frames - average is taken outside before the spectrum is displayed . But when the &NAME function is used , we 're not interested in the average , but rather the particular characteristics of this ( and only this ) given frame . ( we 're not characterising phones anymore - just encoding speech signal in order to recreate it ) . These characteristics are plotted as soon as their calculated and destroyed immediately . ( you 've probably realised all this a long time ago ... but there seemd to be some confusion about it yesterday ... ) &NAME SUBJECT: Re : your mail The &NAME is on &NAME Street ( keep going past &NAME 's - it 's near the &NAME Museum . ) . ok &NUM at the main entrance ( wherever that is ... ) &NAME &NAME Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : OK , the eagle has landed . We 're on for &NUM : &NUM - meet you outside the Engineering Dept ? &CHAR just realised something ... ( I think ) - the reason why the logspec is plotted inside the function in &NAME and destroyed at the end of the function ... When the &NAME function is used , the point is to find the average log spectrum over many many frames in order to see average characteristics of particular phones . The &NAME function just adds the logs for all frames - average is taken outside before the spectrum is displayed . But when the &NAME function is used , we 're not interested in the average , but rather the particular characteristics of this ( and only this ) given frame . ( we 're not characterising phones anymore - just encoding speech signal in order to recreate it ) . These characteristics are plotted as soon as their calculated and destroyed immediately . ( you 've probably realised all this a long time ago ... but there seemd to be some confusion about it yesterday ... ) &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NUM &NUM - &NUM &NUM &NUM - &NUM - &NUM &NUM &NUM - &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM - &NUM &NUM &NUM - &NUM SUBJECT: Re : bingo Weirdo . pseudo random frequency capacitator . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME ! In the lab ? I think I 'm going to head into college and do some washing . See you tomorrow ! &NAME SUBJECT: Cinema &NAME , Do you want to go to the cinema on Sunday evening ( at &NAME 's college ) to watch " &NAME 's &NUM " ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Aber heute &NAME ich sofort im Lab , - Auf dem &NAME , &NAME ! &NAME ! &NAME .. unable to parse . SUBJECT: &NAME Yes sir , I did get an examination number . It came in a letter last term . Good luck with the food - hopefully see you tomorrow in da lab . &CHAR have you got an examination number ? ? how did you get it ? ? I 'm gonna try my luck today , with the college food . so long - might be down tomorrow . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : spring I 'm doing &NAME stuff at home at the moment , and I 'll be down in the lab either tomorrow or on Wednesday ... &NAME ! ! What 's your secret ? ? I nearly comitted suicide today after trying to look at some of &NAME 's stuff ! ! ! I 'll be in the lab at some point tomorrow - &NAME 's coming in as well I think . How about you , son . Gained any mass over the holidays ? I 'm in need of some exercise I think . Roll on the football ! ... where I 'll expect to find you , - in total control of everything ... Of course . Later , &NAME Hey &NAME ! That 's right , - after a fattening and horribly freezing Christmas I 'm back in business ! How about you , son . Gained any mass over the holidays ? My plan of doing no studying at all while in &NAME worked out quite successfully , but I 'm getting into gear now. . I 'm doing &NAME stuff at home at the moment , and I 'll be down in the lab either tomorrow or on Wednesday ... ... where I 'll expect to find you , - in total control of everything ... &NAME . ( the one who eats cakes ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Wicked ! I 'm busy tonight but tomoz would be GREAT ! See you later you derranged trout , &CHAR On &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey &NAME , was wondering if you have time to join the crazy Norwegians for dinner either today or tomorrow , - I 'll phone you in the afternoon sometime. . &NAME &NAME . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME ! ! Hi &NAME , Just emailing to say have a wikid Christmas and New Year . I have decided to spend Christmas in the lab instead of going home . Only joking . Thanks for the fantastic meal the other night - great to finally meet the polar bear . &NAME keep you matey , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME BABY ! ! You son of a Norwegian ! &NAME 's luck I suppose . &CHAR for some flipped up reason , mine seems to output the right sequence now ... SUBJECT: &NAME Good morning &NAME . I presume you have arrived in the lab before me . I hope you had a wonderful weekend . I will , of course , join you shortly for some &NAME &NAME action . &NAME det bra , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , pannekaker og peis &NAME , I would love to come but alas ... I 'm doing a drama for the CU that night so I 'll have to turn you down this time my friend . Hopefully you can find someone else who loves dogs as much as I do . Finished the Speech practical yet ? ? ! ! &NAME ha ha ! ! ! &CHAR &NAME , &NAME College , Friday 24th at &NUM . " &NAME &NAME " - translates to something like " the love of dogs " . Some of my sick norwegian friends watched it and found it amusing . &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME - you sent this email at &NUM : &NUM IN THE MORNING ! ! ! What the heck are you doing in the lab at that time ? ? ? &CHAR &NAME I 'd say the odds are well in your favour ! of course I 'm here before you , mate . How about a bet ? I bet a &NAME &NAME that &NAME is either not gonna turn up at all or fall asleep at least once during each of todays lectures . &NAME . On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Good morning &NAME . I presume you have arrived in the lab before me . I hope you had a wonderful weekend . I will , of course , join you shortly for some &NAME &NAME action . &NAME det bra , &NAME SUBJECT: Good morning &NAME &NAME , It 's your weekly Monday-morning email from &NAME . I hope you had a good weekend . I will be joining you in the lab when I have paid my college bill , which I can delay no longer ! &CHAR SUBJECT: why hello there I shinsherely hope sho &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : why hello there I shinsherely hope to get a reply shoon . &CHAR On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : hey &NAME , would you remember to fire a shot into the banking sector for me ... &NAME . SUBJECT: &SMILEY Good morning &NAME , Looking forward to the big talk ! No pressure or anything . &CHAR SUBJECT: weirdo &NAME for that informative message &NAME . Hope you had a nice schlafen . If I 'm not in the lab already I 'll probably be in a bit later . See you then ! &NAME &NAME Why have you taken to naming me after brutal Eastern-European dictators ? On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : hey &NAME ! my presentation did n't impress anyone , I do n't think , but I avoided being fu.. in the a.. by Gales and &NAME simultaneously , and that was quite pleasing &SMILEY I 'm off to get mein schlafen now , as I 'm not getting anything done , but I 'll be back in business this evening . see you then , in you 're in . &NAME . SUBJECT: CHANGE OF DATE : &NAME &NAME Sorry - the date of the following seminar has been changed to the 22nd of October . Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &NAME : The Interaction of Language Learning and Evolution Speaker : &NAME &NAME 12pm , Tuesday 22nd October Room GW22 , &NAME Laboratory , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : I will describe some models of natural languages as dynamical systems ( linguistic variants are differentially inherited " through child language learning ) , in some cases with adaptation ( linguistic selection amongst variants , natural selection for better language learners ) . The " natural " in " natural language " is mainly a marker to distinguish the study of human languages from that of logics or programming languages . The distinction has been methodologically without much content as formal linguistics treats human language as a static well-formed stringset and employs similar tools -- formal language theory , denotational semantics -- to theoretical computer science . Most linguists would probably agree with &NAME &NAME 's famous dictum , " I reject the contention that an important theoretical difference exists between formal and natural languages " , because not to would appear to preclude the possibility of formal linguistics . However , this has meant that , the focus has been on the individual speaker and her idiolect , whilst the study of language change and variation has remained mostly descriptive and unsystematic . Dynamical systems , such as the weather , can be rule-governed , complex ( in the sense of unpredictable ) , but not adaptive . Others , such as the immune system , are adaptive and complex . Complexity can arise through constraints on variation as well as through competing selection pressures . Constraints on language variation are a consequence of the cognitive capacities and limitations of the language users -- just as the constraints of biochemistry places limitations on variation in biological organisms . If language is adaptive for its users , and linguistic selection pressures for greater learnability , expressiveness and interpretability are often in conflict , then ( co-evolutionary ) interactions are predicted , and the adaptive landscape will be complex with many local optima and no fixed attractors . Nevertheless , stochastic computational simulations of such models , can shed light on major theoretical linguistic issues , such as : are commonalities amongst the world 's languages necessarily a consequence of an innate language faculty ? ; under what conditions would such a faculty evolve ? ; or is language change a directional process ? ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NAME tomorrow 22nd October Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / &NAME : The Interaction of Language Learning and Evolution Speaker : &NAME &NAME 12pm , Tuesday 22nd October Room GC22 , &NAME Laboratory , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : I will describe some models of natural languages as dynamical systems ( linguistic variants are differentially inherited " through child language learning ) , in some cases with adaptation ( linguistic selection amongst variants , natural selection for better language learners ) . The " natural " in " natural language " is mainly a marker to distinguish the study of human languages from that of logics or programming languages . The distinction has been methodologically without much content as formal linguistics treats human language as a static well-formed stringset and employs similar tools -- formal language theory , denotational semantics -- to theoretical computer science . Most linguists would probably agree with &NAME &NAME 's famous dictum , " I reject the contention that an important theoretical difference exists between formal and natural languages " , because not to would appear to preclude the possibility of formal linguistics . However , this has meant that , the focus has been on the individual speaker and her idiolect , whilst the study of language change and variation has remained mostly descriptive and unsystematic . Dynamical systems , such as the weather , can be rule-governed , complex ( in the sense of unpredictable ) , but not adaptive . Others , such as the immune system , are adaptive and complex . Complexity can arise through constraints on variation as well as through competing selection pressures . Constraints on language variation are a consequence of the cognitive capacities and limitations of the language users -- just as the constraints of biochemistry places limitations on variation in biological organisms . If language is adaptive for its users , and linguistic selection pressures for greater learnability , expressiveness and interpretability are often in conflict , then ( co-evolutionary ) interactions are predicted , and the adaptive landscape will be complex with many local optima and no fixed attractors . Nevertheless , stochastic computational simulations of such models , can shed light on major theoretical linguistic issues , such as : are commonalities amongst the world 's languages necessarily a consequence of an innate language faculty ? ; under what conditions would such a faculty evolve ? ; or is language change a directional process ? ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME 29th October Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / &NAME : Language Models for Information Retrieval Speaker : &NAME &NAME 12pm , Tuesday 29th October &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : &NUM of the most difficult problems in Information Retrieval ( IR ) is to define a good similarity measure between queries and a documents . The goodness of this measure will depend on several factors , such as its precision and recall , its computational cost , its update time , its interpretability , etc. A new similarity measure has been proposed recently by several authors ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , D. &NAME and others ) which exploits the " probabilistic language model " paradigm . This new measure offers new exciting possibilities for &NAME , as well as some limitations . Its differences with the " probabilistic &NAME " model ( &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME ) are still subject of debate . In this talk I will describe the &NUM models and sketch its differences and similarities . I will then explore some new venues opened by the language model , in domains on the fringes of Natural Language Processing and Information Retrieval . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NAME Tomorrow 29th October Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / &NAME : Language Models for Information Retrieval Speaker : &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , Tuesday 29th October &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : one of the most difficult problems in Information Retrieval ( IR ) is to define a good similarity measure between queries and a documents . The goodness of this measure will depend on several factors , such as its precision and recall , its computational cost , its update time , its interpretability , etc. A new similarity measure has been proposed recently by several authors ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , D. &NAME and others ) which exploits the " probabilistic language model " paradigm . This new measure offers new exciting possibilities for &NAME , as well as some limitations . Its differences with the " probabilistic &NAME " model ( &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME ) are still subject of debate . In this talk I will describe the &NUM models and sketch its differences and similarities . I will then explore some new venues opened by the language model , in domains on the fringes of Natural Language Processing and Information Retrieval . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NUM &NAME &NAME : 5th November and 8th November Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 5th November , &NAME &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : Focusing Effects in &NAME Resolution : Computational Influences and &NAME &NAME Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME University &NAME : &NAME research based on &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME , &NUM ) has reached the conclusion that an ambiguous pronoun is interpreted immediately as referring to the entity assumed to constitute the local discourse focus , even in the presence of prior semantic information that makes this interpretation implausible . This contrasts with other experimental research which supports the position that discourse focus exerts a weak influence on pronominal interpretation and is overridden by pragmatic plausibility considerations . Moreover , there is substantial experimental research demonstrating that , even though the processes of resolving a pronoun are initiated as soon as the pronoun is encountered , they are not brought to completion until much later , especially in the case of ambiguous pronouns . Such a result is hardly compatible with the assumption of immediacy of interpretation underlying Centering-motivated research . In this talk I will argue that the discrepancies between &NAME and other psycholinguistic research on focusing and pronominal resolution can be attributed to some extent to the fact that these approaches do not always share the same definition of focus ; that they employ different experimental paradigms ; and that perhaps they probe different aspects of the resolution process . Finally , I will briefly discuss the extent to which a computational model such as &NAME &NAME , which is based on distributional observations ( &NAME , &NUM ) , can adequately explain psychological processes in general . 12pm , Friday 8th November , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : A Lightweight Approach to &NAME &NAME and Conversational Natural Language Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME &NAME &NAME : Many approaches to natural language processing require large dictionaries , large grammars or both . For reasons of development cost , runtime performance and complexity , it can be desirable to avoid this , relying instead on simpler , robust techniques that nevertheless are still fit-for-purpose for many real-world applications . In this talk , the following software systems will be described and demonstrated : &NAME : a real-time text retrieval system that implements a combination of tagged searches , &NAME keyword searching and statistical approaches . &NAME : a conversational natural language processing ( chatterbot ) system that uses &NAME as a back-end database . &NAME : a special purpose programming language with a syntax loosely based upon &NAME and that is intended for the preprocessing of natural language queries in conversational question answering systems . &NAME has been in commercial use for some time by a number of companies within the &NAME and worldwide . &NAME was seen on &NAME &NAME 's World in early &NUM and has been in continuous use within the &NAME &NAME " exhibit at the &NAME Point Exhibition in &NAME , &NAME since its opening . iScript is currently being used by &NAME to help develop a number of conversational question answering / multimedia retrieval systems for companies including &NAME &NAME Group , &NAME &NAME , Heating Direct and others who cannot be mentioned for reasons of confidentiality . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NAME tomorrow 8th November Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Friday 8th November , &NAME &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : A Lightweight Approach to &NAME &NAME and Conversational Natural Language Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME &NAME &NAME : Many approaches to natural language processing require large dictionaries , large grammars or both . For reasons of development cost , runtime performance and complexity , it can be desirable to avoid this , relying instead on simpler , robust techniques that nevertheless are still fit-for-purpose for many real-world applications . In this talk , the following software systems will be described and demonstrated : &NAME : a real-time text retrieval system that implements a combination of tagged searches , &NAME keyword searching and statistical approaches . &NAME : a conversational natural language processing ( chatterbot ) system that uses &NAME as a back-end database . &NAME : a special purpose programming language with a syntax loosely based upon &NAME and that is intended for the preprocessing of natural language queries in conversational question answering systems . &NAME has been in commercial use for some time by a number of companies within the &NAME and worldwide . &NAME was seen on &NAME &NAME 's World in early &NUM and has been in continuous use within the &NAME &NAME " exhibit at the &NAME Point Exhibition in &NAME , &NAME since its opening . iScript is currently being used by &NAME to help develop a number of conversational question answering / multimedia retrieval systems for companies including &NAME &NAME Group , &NAME &NAME , Heating Direct and others who cannot be mentioned for reasons of confidentiality . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NAME tomorrow 12th November Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 12th November , &NAME &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : The &NAME &NAME &NAME Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME , &NAME University &NAME : The &NAME &NAME initiative is a seed activity in the design and development of a new type of treebank . While several medium- to large-scale treebanks exist for English and some other languages , pre-existing publicly available resources exhibit &NUM or more of the following limitations : ( &CHAR ) &NAME is monostratal , either encoding topological ( phrase structure ) or dependency information , ( ii ) the depth of linguistic information recorded is relatively shallow , ( iii ) the design and format of linguistic representation in the tree-bank hard-wires a small , predefined range of ways in which information can be extracted from the treebank , and ( iv ) representations in existing treebanks are static , creating challenges both for consistency during the development of a large-scale treebank , and for relevance over time as the field advances . &NAME &NAME aims at the development of a novel treebanking methodology , rich in nature and dynamic both in the ways linguistic data can be retrieved from the treebank in varying granularity and in the constant evolution and regular updating of the treebank itself . Since July &NUM , the project hsa been working to build the foundations for this new type of treebank , developing improved tools for treebank construction and maintenance , and constructing an initial set of &NUM , &NUM annotated trees hand-selected from the full set of analyses for each example produced by the &NAME English Resource Grammar ( &NAME ) . Both the tools and the data are distributed together with the &NAME system and the &NAME under an open-source license . In this talk I provide an overview of the Redwoods initiative , demonstrate the available tools , and report on the current results of the first update of the treebank to reflect improvements in the &NAME during the period from July &NUM to October &NUM . &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , and &NAME &NAME ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME tomorrow 26th November Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 26th November , &NAME &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : Plug and Play &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME and Play is an increasingly important concept in system and network architectures . We introduce and describe a spoken language dialogue system architecture which supports Plug and Playable networks of objects in its domain . Each device in the network carries the linguistic and dialogue management information which is pertinent to it and uploads it dynamically to the relevant language processing components in the spoken language interface . This is joint work by &NAME &NAME Technology Limited and &NAME Research . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Tuesday 3rd December Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / &NAME : Automatic indexing and retrieval of crime-scene photographs : having recourse to Natural Language Processing Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME University &NUM noon , Tuesday 3rd December , Room &NAME &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : Current approaches in automatic text-based image indexing fail in capturi ng semantic information expressed in the captions , that is important for the subsequent retrieval of the images . The indexing and retrieval prototype developed within the Scene Of Crime Information System ( SOCIS ) project attempts to go beyond keyword-based approaches and methods that extract syntactic relations from captions . SOCIS relies on advanced Natural Language Processing techniques in order to extract relational facts from captions . These relational facts consist of a pragmatic relation '' and the entities this relation connects ( triples of the form : ARG1 - &NAME &NAME ) . In SOCIS , the triples are used as complex image indexing terms ; however , the extraction mechanism is used not only for indexing purposes but also for image retrieval . Extracting the corresponding relational structures from free - natural language queries , SOCIS attempts to match the query triples to the indexing triple &CHAR and retrieve the appropriate images with high precision and recall . We have implemented this approach for crime investigation , an application domain where efficient querying of large crime-scene photograph databases is of crucial importance . In this presentation , I will start with a demonstration of the current SO &NAME prototype and an overview of the application scenario and I will then focus on the &NAME techniques used for developing the prototype . The main extraction mechanism will be presented , as well as a preliminary retrieval mechanism ( the " query triples - indexing triples " matching mechanism ) . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NAME Tomorrow 3rd December Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / &NAME : Automatic indexing and retrieval of crime-scene photographs : having recourse to Natural Language Processing Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME University &NUM noon , Tuesday 3rd December , Room &NAME &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : Current approaches in automatic text-based image indexing fail in capturing semantic information expressed in the captions , that is important for the subsequent retrieval of the images . The indexing and retrieval prototype developed within the Scene Of Crime Information System ( SOCIS ) project attempts to go beyond keyword-based approaches and methods that extract syntactic relations from captions . SOCIS relies on advanced Natural Language Processing techniques in order to extract relational facts from captions . These relational facts consist of a pragmatic relation '' and the entities this relation connects ( triples of the form : ARG1- &NAME &NAME ) . In SOCIS , the triples are used as complex image indexing terms ; however , the extraction mechanism is used not only for indexing purposes but also for image retrieval . Extracting the corresponding relational structures from free-natural language queries , SOCIS attempts to match the query triples to the indexing triples and retrieve the appropriate images with high precision and recall . We have implemented this approach for crime investigation , an application domain where efficient querying of large crime-scene photograph databases is of crucial importance . In this presentation , I will start with a demonstration of the current SOCIS prototype and an overview of the application scenario and I will then focus on the &NAME techniques used for developing the prototype . The main extraction mechanism will be presented , as well as a preliminary retrieval mechanism ( the " query triples - indexing triples " matching mechanism ) . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Tuesday 21st January Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 21st January , &NAME &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : Grammatical Relations , &NAME &NAME and Question Answering Speaker : &NAME &NAME - University of &NAME &NAME : In this talk , I will give an overview of my PhD thesis work on automatically finding grammatical relations to verbs in English . Grammatical relations ( &NAME ) , such as subject , direct object , temporal or locative adjunct , are interesting from a theoretical as well as from a practical point of view because they constitute a link between syntax and semantics . &NUM approach to finding &NAME is to have a parser construct a full parse of a sentence and to extract &NAME from the parse tree afterwards . By contrast , our relation finder directly extracts grammatical relations from part-of-speech tagged and chunked text . The relation finder is implemented through a supervised machine learning algorithm , viz . &NAME &NAME . I will briefly explain &NAME &NAME , show how I derived training and test material from the &NAME &NAME and give a summary of results . In the second part , I will show how &NAME can be used for open domain question answering ( QA ) on the &NAME . I will introduce the &NAME task and its evaluation , explain how I implemented a &NAME prototype and show examples of successes and failures . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: NL&IP Seminar Tuesday 28th January Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 28th January , &NAME &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : Document filtering : tasks , models and implementation Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME Research &NAME : Much information retrieval research revolves around a canonical model of a search task : a user issuing a query to a ( temporarily static ) document collection , and being presented with a ranked list of documents ( with perhaps a feedback loop ) . This model informs many aspects of the work - - the kinds of theoretical approach taken , many implementation issues including the design of efficient , fast-response systems , the measurement of effectiveness and the qualitative testing of systems . However , we may take a number of different views of the information task itself and the user context in which that task occurs . &NUM alternative is represented by the filtering task , as defined for the &NAME exercise . Here filtering is seen as a content-based , adaptive task applied to an incoming stream of documents , involving user needs represented by profiles . In this talk , I will explore the nature of this task , and some of the ways in which it must be treated differently from the canonical model . I will address both conceptual and implementation issues , and discuss some experimental results from &NAME . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: NL&IP Seminar 4th &NAME Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 4th &NAME , &NAME &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : " &NAME conversational agents -- the inside story " Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME &NAME , &NAME Center , &NAME &NAME : &NAME have produced the world 's first commercial embodied conversational agent ( &NAME ) - &NAME &NAME . Using a state of the &NAME &NAME and animation framework , &NAME &NAME enables a user to go to a web site and interact with a &NUM virtual agent using natural language . Aimed at the general computer scientist , this talk will include a high level introduction to the processing pipeline in &NAME 's &NAME : from the authoring tools for generating graphical and linguistic content , to the statistical &NAME system , gesture planning and client animation frameworks . &NAME &NAME will also include an introduction to &NAME and consider the challenges for current research in &NAME and computer graphics ( both for the individual fields and their integration ) . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NAME Tomorrow 11th &NAME Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 11th &NAME , &NAME &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : &NAME 's Approach to Natural Language Understanding in &NAME &NAME Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME has been researching Natural Language Understanding for the last decade . Its resultant technologies offer many advantages over its competitors , with statistical language parsers replacing more traditional grammar based understanding methods as well as free form dialog offering full user control as well as features like digression and dissambiguation . This talk will present an introduction to these technologies , how they fit into the telephony environment and some of the design considerations deployed when developing such a system . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: NL&IP Seminar Tuesday 18th &NAME Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 18th &NAME , &NAME ( PLEASE NOTE CHANGE FROM NORMAL LOCATION ) &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NAME in a Semantic Web &NAME Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME Institute of Informatics , &NAME &NAME : &NAME mining aims to automatically and reliably extract prototypical facts from large text collections such as company take-overs ( news ) , protein-interactions ( functional genomics ) , missile tests ( defence ) etc. . Typical approaches based on information extraction technology will usually focus on shallow semantics such as named entities in order to build up a template view of part of the text but this approach suffers from not being able to offer the computer a deeper understanding of the mined information or allowing this deeper understanding to feed back and influence the tempate filling process . In order to increase portability of knowledge and to allow the text mining system to incorporate deeper semantic knowledge of concept classes , properties ( slots ) , relations and axioms we are developing a front-end environment which allows domain-experts to specify such knowledge cooperatively online in the form of an ontology . Once an ontology has been agreed , a representative set of texts can be annotated according to the specified classes and given to the information extraction system to learn from so that future texts in the domain can be automatically mined for similar facts . This talk introduces an overview of the system and also focuses in some detail on experiments we have recently done using support vector machines in extending the named entity task to domain-based terminology identification and classification for functional genomics . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: NL&IP Seminar Tuesday 25th &NAME Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 25th &NAME , FW11 &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : &NAME - A &NAME &NAME Approach to &NAME &NAME . Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME University &NAME : &NAME is a type of figurative language where &NUM entity is used to refer to another related entity . A typical example is ( &NUM ) Does he drive a &NAME ? In ( &NUM ) , the name of a company " &NAME " is used to refer to a car produced by that company . Most traditional approaches to metonymy understanding rely on large amounts of world knowledge and are not easily scalable and / or portable . In the MASCARA project we explored supervised statistical classification methods as an alternative approach . We will present the following results : &NUM The regularity and productivity of metonymic readings make it possible to reduce metonymy understanding to a classification task comparable to classic word sense disambiguation for the large majority of metonymic readings . &NUM Grammatical argument-head relations are an appropriate feature for such a classification task and , in particular , more predictive for metonymy recognition than e.g. , collocations . &NUM Data sparseness in argument-head relations can be at least partially overcome by the integration of thesaurus information without increasing the size of the training data . &NUM We also explore the effect that parser accuracy has on the recognition algorithm and compare the difficulty of metonymy recognition to classic word sense disambiguation . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: NL&IP Seminar Tuesday 4th March Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 4th March , FW11 &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : Modelling language resources - towards reference standards in &NAME Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME , &NAME &NAME : This talk will outline the current developments related to linguistic resources and their standardization . It will show the general standardizing context ( &NAME and &NAME TC37 / SC4 , see &WEBSITE modelling language resource formats , based on the experience already conducted in the domain of multilingual terminology . We will exemplify this model with examples taken from Morpho-syntax , syntax and semantic representations . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NAME Tuesday 4th March Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 4th March , FW11 &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : Modelling language resources - towards reference standards in &NAME Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME , &NAME &NAME : This talk will outline the current developments related to linguistic resources and their standardization . It will show the general standardizing context ( &NAME and &NAME TC37 / SC4 , see &WEBSITE modelling language resource formats , based on the experience already conducted in the domain of multilingual terminology . We will exemplify this model with examples taken from Morpho-syntax , syntax and semantic representations . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NAME Tuesday 11th March Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 11th March , FW11 &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : Experiments on the Automatic Induction of German Verb Classes Speaker : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME - University of &NAME &NAME : The verb is central to the structure and the meaning of a sentence , so available lexical resources on verb knowledge represent an important means for Natural Language Processing applications . This talk focuses on the automatic induction of verb classes : a clustering methodology is developed which utilises the relationship between verb meaning components and verb behaviour to provide a classification of German verbs . In the first part of the talk , I describe the acquisition of lexical syntactic and semantic verb properties from an unsupervised trained statistical grammar model . The properties are used to define German verbs on &NUM levels of verb description , purely syntactic frame types , prepositional phrase information and selectional preferences . In the second part of the talk , I describe the adjustment of the standard clustering algorithm k-Means to the task of inducing semantic verb classes from the various verb descriptions . The clustering parameters , clustering evaluation and clustering results are interpreted and discussed . 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If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Message from the Senior Tutor We have just received a report of a suspected spiking of a drink at a night club in &NAME . Please be vigilant . This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : Athletics &NAME&NAME , that would be wonderful ! There 's a map up on the board ( or there will be very soon ) telling you where it is ( if you do n't already know ) . As yet the team is pretty sparce , although I 'm hoping to get more people together this evening . I do n't know if you 've tried out any field events , but if you would like to try any out on the day , and we have a space , then you 're more than welcome . Also , as you seem to be a runner , we might need you for the 4x100m ( if you wanted to ) but , again , I 'll just have to see how the team is going . But , yes , for the 200m , 400m and 800m , thanks for running ! See you Saturday , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi . If you are &NAME &NAME , &NAME athletics captain , then I have remembered your email adress correctly , if not I apologize . I 'd like to take part in the inter-college competition tomorrow and Sunday , in the 400m , 800m and 200m events ( Men ) if there 's room . Cheers . &NAME &NAME . SUBJECT: The &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME ! + Below is the list I have of all the people competing Saturday and Sunday . + Sorry if I have spelt your name wrong ! + As you can see , there are lots of gaps ( in the women 's team especially ) . If you can fill any ( or find anyone else who can ) just turn up and go for it ! + Try and come along before your event starts ( obviously ) but at least &NUM minutes before and pick up a number and pins either from me or from the organisers box . + We have a GREAT team so far , and we are seriously going to do well ! See you all tomorrow or Sunday . &NAME MEN 'S TEAM 100m : &NAME &NAME , ? 200m : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 400m : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 800m : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 1500m : &NAME &NAME , ? 3000m : &NAME &NAME , ? 110m hurdles : ? , ? 200m hurdles : ? , ? 1500m &CHAR / &CHAR : &NAME &NAME , ? &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Pole &NAME : ? , ? &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME , ? &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME Peace Shot &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME , ? &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( ? ) , ? &NUM &CHAR 100m : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( ? ) , &NAME &NAME WOMEN 'S TEAM 100m : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 200m : ? , ? 400m : ? , ? 800m : &NAME &NAME , ? 1500m : &NAME &NAME , ? 3000m : ? , ? 100m hurdles : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 200m hurdles : ? , ? &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Pole &NAME : ? , ? &NAME &NAME : ? , ? &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME , ? Shot &NAME : &NAME &NAME , ? Discus &NAME : ? , ? &NAME : ? , ? &NAME &NAME : ? , ? &NUM &CHAR 100m : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , ? , ? SUBJECT: Athletics time table Here is the time table for the events . It 's also up on the board opposite the &NAME . Also up on that board is a map of how to get to the ground , if any of you are unclear about that . My Mobile number is &NUM is any of you have any worries . ( although I might not be able to answer it is say , I 'm doing pole vault ... ) . If you 're competing on Sunday , remeber that the clocks go back tonight ! I 'll send out an email about organising our formal hall after the weekend . Try and keep that Friday evening free ( 1st November ) See you all this weekend ! &NAME The time table : &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME Track events &NAME events &NUM 00pm 1500m Steeplechase ( &CHAR ) &NUM 30pm 200m Hurdles ( &NAME ) &NAME ( &NAME ) &NUM 15pm 100m ( &CHAR ) &NUM 30pm Triple Jump ( &CHAR ) &NUM 45pm 100m ( &CHAR ) &NUM 00pm 400m ( &CHAR ) Discus ( &CHAR ) &NUM 30pm 400m ( &CHAR ) &NAME &NAME ( &CHAR ) &NUM 00pm 1500m ( &CHAR ) &NAME ( &CHAR ) &NUM 30pm 1500m ( &CHAR ) SUNDAY &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME Track events &NAME events &NUM 00am &NAME &NAME ( &CHAR ) , &NAME ( &CHAR ) &NUM 45am &NAME &NAME ( &CHAR ) &NUM noon 110m Hurdles ( &CHAR ) &NAME ( &CHAR ) &NUM 30pm 100m Hurdles ( &CHAR ) &NUM 00pm 800m ( &CHAR ) &NAME &NAME ( &CHAR ) &NUM 20pm 800m ( &CHAR ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &CHAR ) , Discus ( &CHAR ) &NUM 40pm 200m ( &CHAR ) &NUM 10pm 200m ( &CHAR ) Pole Vault ( &NAME ) &NUM 30pm 3000m ( &CHAR ) &NAME ( &CHAR ) &NUM 00pm 3000m ( &CHAR ) &NUM 30pm &NUM &CHAR 100m ( &CHAR ) &NUM 40pm &NUM &CHAR 100m ( &CHAR ) SUBJECT: Athletics Cancelled As you might have guessed , the weather today has made it impossible to keep doing athletics . They are going to try and rearrange it for next weekend , and the formal we were going to have this friday I 'll try and arrange for next week as well . Whatever happens I 'll send out an email to let you all know . &NAME SUBJECT: 2nd Day of Cuppers +Do n't buy formal tickets for Friday yet ! If you have , then it 's easy to go to the catering manager and explain that you do n't want the ticket that you booked . +The 2nd day of Cuppers is going to happen next Sunday ( weather permitting ) with the same times for events , and the points from yesterday 's events carried forward . I will have to chat to the catering manager , but I will try and rearrange our formal for the week after that . I will email you to tell you what is happening in the next few days . +In case you did n't know , at the moment we lie about 4th / 5th in the competition ( which is fantastic ! ) &NAME SUBJECT: THIS FRIDAY - Athletics &NAME Hall &NAME &NAME ! +Thanks so much for turning out and doing your stuff at the track . We were 5th in the men 's at the start of Sunday ( I do n't know about the womens ) , but I 'll hopefully have all the results for Friday . +Buy your formal hall tickets for Fridays formal hall in the usual way that you buy them . The &NAME is providing drinks for us before hand in the &NAME room ( I think that 's what it 's called - the small room next to the steps down to the gym ) which will be at &NUM : &NAME , so come along for that before the meal at &NUM : &NAME . ( You might also want to bring some other drinks for the meal ) . +You need to buy them BEFORE Wednesday lunchtime ( as that is the cutoff point for the catering people ) . +Do come along , as it will be great to have a laugh together as a team . See you all Friday &NAME SUBJECT: Athletics this Sunday &NAME &NAME ! + &NAME , as you know the second day of cuppers is taking place this Sunday , after being postponed from last Sunday . + The time table is the same , and hopefully all the people who were able to come along last Sunday will also be able to come along this Sunday . I know some people are unable to make it , and that 's fine , but if anyone knows anyone else at &NAME who would like to come along and fill in some of the spaces , do get them to come along with you . At the end of the email I 've included the team list , and the time table for Sunday . + We 're 5th ! We just have to do the same as last weekend to stay the same ( and hopefully do better ) . + Our formal will hopefully be next Friday , as long as the day does n't get canceled again ! I 'll send out an email about that after Sunday . + If it is cancelled again , I will send out an email as soon as I can , or come round and tell you . Or if you think it might be cancelled due to the weather , then give me a call to find out on : &NUM . + &NAME , see some of you Sunday ! &NAME MEN 'S TEAM 100m : &NAME &NAME , ? 200m : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 400m : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 800m : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 1500m : &NAME &NAME , ? 3000m : &NAME &NAME , ? 110m hurdles : ? , ? 200m hurdles : ? , ? 1500m &CHAR / &CHAR : &NAME &NAME , ? &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Pole &NAME : ? , ? &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME , ? &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME Peace Shot &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME , ? &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( ? ) , ? &NUM &CHAR 100m : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( ? ) , &NAME &NAME WOMEN 'S TEAM 100m : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 200m : ? , ? 400m : ? , ? 800m : &NAME &NAME , ? 1500m : &NAME &NAME , ? 3000m : ? , ? 100m hurdles : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 200m hurdles : ? , ? &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Pole &NAME : ? , ? &NAME &NAME : ? , ? Triple &NAME : &NAME &NAME , ? Shot &NAME : &NAME &NAME , ? Discus &NAME : ? , ? &NAME : ? , ? &NAME &NAME : ? , ? &NUM &CHAR 100m : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , ? , ? TIME TABLE : SUNDAY &NAME Track events &NAME events &NUM 00am &NAME &NAME ( &CHAR ) , &NAME ( &CHAR ) &NUM 45am Long &NAME ( &CHAR ) &NUM noon 110m Hurdles ( &CHAR ) &NAME ( &CHAR ) &NUM 30pm 100m Hurdles ( &CHAR ) &NUM 00pm 800m ( &CHAR ) &NAME &NAME ( &CHAR ) &NUM 20pm 800m ( &CHAR ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &CHAR ) , Discus ( &CHAR ) &NUM 40pm 200m ( &CHAR ) &NUM 10pm 200m ( &CHAR ) Pole Vault ( &NAME ) &NUM 30pm 3000m ( &CHAR ) &NAME ( &CHAR ) &NUM 00pm 3000m ( &CHAR ) &NUM 30pm &NUM &CHAR 100m ( &CHAR ) &NUM 40pm &NUM &CHAR 100m ( &CHAR ) SUBJECT: Re : THIS FRIDAY - Athletics &NAME Hall Remember - get your tickets before tomorrow lunch time . in fact , get them NOW ! There will be a lot of other people around having a football formal as well , making it even more fun ! &NUM : 00pm in the &NAME room . &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME ! + Thanks so much for turning out and doing your stuff at the track . We were 5th in the men 's at the start of Sunday ( I do n't know about the womens ) , but I 'll hopefully have all the results for Friday . + Buy your formal hall tickets for Fridays formal hall in the usual way that you buy them . The &NAME is providing drinks for us before hand in the &NAME room ( I think that 's what it 's called - the small room next to the steps down to the gym ) which will be at &NUM : &NAME , so come along for that before the meal at &NUM : &NAME . ( You might also want to bring some other drinks for the meal ) . +You need to buy them BEFORE Wednesday lunchtime ( as that is the cutoff point for the catering people ) . +Do come along , as it will be great to have a laugh together as a team . See you all Friday &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME on Saturday Just to let you know that if any of you wanted to come and do a pentathlon tomorrow one is going on ! You can compete in a group of &NUM or on your own and the events are : 100m , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and 1500m . Or you can just turn up and do any of the events that you want , just to see how you do . I 've included the email I was sent from the uni if any &NUM is interested . &NAME Dear captains , Just to clarify , each College can enter an unlimited number of teams in the two-man pentathlon on Saturday . Please make sure that your athletes know about this as many of them may not be on the &NAME list . Please also strongly encourage anyone who wants to just do a couple of events to come along as we will cater for anyone who wants to guest in any event , and can also pair up individuals without partners before the competition starts . As a reminder , the timetable is below : &NUM 30pm 100m &NUM 00pm &NAME jump &NUM 45pm Shot put &NUM 15pm Long jump &NUM 00pm 1500m Regards , &NAME &NAME &NAME This is the &NAME College &NAME mailing list SUBJECT: test message this email is to test the cstit-students mailing list . Please let me know if you think you have got this message in error , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME : volunteers needed for &NAME experiment ( native English speakers ) This experiment sounds interesting but I 'm just forwarding the request for &NAME - please address any questions to her , &NAME Subject : volunteers needed for &NAME experiment We are a group of researchers at the University of &NAME who are presently conducting an experimental study of language use . As part of this study , we 're looking for people who are willing to take part in an experiment conducted over the &NAME Wide Web . By taking part in this experiment , you will automatically be entered into our PRIZE draw . 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The experiment is called Sentence Ordering '' and can be found at the following web site : &WEBSITE / Thanks in advance for your help ! - -------------------------------------------------------------------- &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME / School of Informatics --- &NAME of &NAME &NUM &NAME Place , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME -------- &NUM &EMAIL ------ &WEBSITE / - -------------------------------------------------------------------- SUBJECT: lg1 practicals Hi , Just a friendly ( I hope ) message to say that we noticed you did n't have the tick for session one of the practicals yet . There 's no requirement to get a tick every week as long as you get them all by the end of term , so if this is just because you forgot , or the demonstrator was too busy , or whatever , then that 's fine . But if you are having problems , please let me ( or &NAME ) know asap . Best , &NAME SUBJECT: late tick session for Language &NUM practical If you ca n't get a tick for the Language &NUM practical by 5pm on Friday , I will do a late tick session in &NAME at 2pm on Tuesday 10th . Please email me at the end of Friday 's session if you 're going to need this . &NAME SUBJECT: late tick session I should 've said - there will be no penalty for missed deadlines if you get the final Language &NUM ticks on Tuesday . That is the last chance to get the tick though . &NAME SUBJECT: heating problems there was no heating in the &NAME rooms this morning but the problem should now have been fixed . In general , if there 's a problem with anything like heating or lights , the easiest thing to do is to talk to reception and ask them to notify &NAME &NAME . There 's a phone in the practical room - reception is &NUM . &NAME SUBJECT: today 's lecture I realise some of you found it difficult to get in for my lecture today - what I suggest is that you go through the handout and have a look at &NAME and &NAME &NUM ( even those of you who were in the lecture would probably benefit from having a look at that , since my notes are somewhat sketchy ) . If there 's demand , I will then schedule a tutorial session for 11am on &NAME 14th , where I can go through that and anything else that 's come up about dialogue systems or language &NUM . The rest of the dialogue systems lectures do n't depend on you knowing about this stuff , however . &NAME SUBJECT: more answer files in /usr / groups / mphil / qa03 / rmrs / ans - missing &NUM will be added incrementally &WEBSITE - will be moved to /usr / groups / mphil / qa03 / reports when I get write permission on that directory - later versions will have version numbers , so you can see if there are updates &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME files All but one of the answer files are now in /usr / groups / mphil / qa03 / rmrs / ans - the missing &NUM files are &NUM , &NUM , &NUM and &NUM . If we can repair the problems we will add those files and let you know . Otherwise these are the final versions for this practical ( unless very serious bugs are reported ) . You may notice that the dates have changed on some of the files that you had before - these files should be otherwise identical to the versions you have been looking at . Although the old &NAME and &NAME files remain , please use the top_docs files instead . I have replaced ques-out-jan29.rmrs with a version which has &NUM structure for each of the &NUM sentences ( the older version had &NUM structures missing ) . There should be a &NUM mapping between the sentences in this file and the answer files , apart from the missing answer files mentioned above . Please let me know at once if you suspect that this is still not the case . I will attempt to answer all the outstanding questions that you have sent tonight or on Sunday if not . Thanks for your patience , &NAME SUBJECT: practicals &NUM ) the &NUM missing .rmrs files are now in the same directory as the others - there should be no further changes or additions &WEBSITE which contains lines of the form base &NAME &NAME ... derivedn where the base is always a verb ( because I 've only done things which can be taken to have a base verb ) and the derived forms are mostly nouns ( but there 's the occasional adjective ) e.g. &NAME &NAME It only contains forms where either the base form or a derived form is in the questions . Note that I 've entered the " ing " forms as &CHAR since that 's how the &NAME treats them when they occur prenominally ( the &NAME will generally treat these as derived , however , so you get the base relation and a nominalize_rel ) . However , &NAME at least sometimes tags them as adjectives and does n't treat them as derived . Some zero-derived forms are included . The file was created semi-automatically and is no doubt buggy in some respects - if you improve it , you should make this clear in your writeup and include the improved version with the code you submit . &NAME SUBJECT: access to machines in the Intel lab Just to let you know that your COTAG cards should now allow you access to the Intel lab ( big room full of machines on the other end of the top floor from the &NAME rooms ) . This may be useful if you want access to a &NAME machine ( or , when the weather is better , if you 'd like to sit on the balcony watching the horses ... ) If you do use the lab , please note that , though it 's rarely full , there are times when it 's used intensively and undergraduates and Diploma students always have priority . &NAME SUBJECT: missed &NAME lecture I 'll do an extra lecture in Language &NUM on Friday next week at &NUM ( i.e. after Dialogue systems ) to make up for the one I missed yesterday . &NAME SUBJECT: Language &NUM practical - parsing your own questions ( OPTIONAL ! ) This is strictly optional , but if you want to parse your own example questions to look at the &NAME , here 's what you have to do : &NUM start &NAME &NUM M-x allegro ( this assumes you still have the &NAME from last term ) &NUM at the &NAME ( &NUM ) prompt ( require : climxm ) &NAME ( &NUM ) : ( load " /usr / groups / nltools / lingo / newlkb / src / general / loadup " ) &NAME ( &NUM ) : ( load-system 'mrs " ) this loads a modified &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME complete grammar /usr / groups / nltools / lingo / erg / lkb / local-script it is important to load local-script rather than script . you will need about &NUM &NAME spare space in your ~/tmp directory for the lexicon etc ( you can always link it to local scratch if necessary ) you can then parse sentences as you did with your own grammar last term , but you will see an &NAME option on the menu that you get by clicking on the small parse tree . This displays the &NAME in a compact notation . To get the &NAME , use &NAME to Expand menu , then &NAME / Output level and choose &NAME . then everything you parse will get an &NAME &NAME in the * common-lisp * buffer of your emacs . If you want to save your own preferences , you will have to copy /usr / groups / nltools / lingo / erg / to your filespace . then load the grammar via script rather than local-script &NAME PS - I have no way of checking that I 've got all the file permissions etc right , so if you try this and it does n't work , let me know . I am sorry for the cumbersome &NAME loading procedure , but other methods require sys-admin to set things up . SUBJECT: Re : Practical report Mainly in response to questions from &NAME , but &NAME to everyone for info : - Do you have any preference as to whether or not the code is listed in appendices ? we 'd prefer that you do n't give code - but do make sure that your directories are readable by us when you hand-in . The exception is that if there 's some algorithm you 're especially proud of and are writing up in detail , feel free to give pseudo-code ( preferred ) or fragments of actual code to make the algorithm clear - Do you have any preference as to whether single or double-sided printing is used ? Normally double-sided , but it so happens that we 're going to have to photocopy some or all of the marked practicals this year , so anything you can do to make this easier would be appreciated . Single-sided with a binding or staple that can easily be removed would help . The same applies to the essays . Also , in response to a couple of questions , you do not have to get high &NAME to get good marks on the practical . &NAME SUBJECT: Athletics Hi &NAME , The website address is &WEBSITE training is posted . There is 400m training for the men at 3.30pm at the track . On Thursday there is sprint training and 400m training at 3.30pm at the track . I will not be at either session , but there will be lots of people there . Lots of love , &NAME xxxx SUBJECT: &NAME Christmas Party ( Fwd ) Hi everyone ! Have been told to let you know we are welcome at the &NAME xmas party , details below . &NAME xx Ladies and Gentlemen , By now you should all be aware that the CU Athletics Club Christmas Party is taking place at &NAME on Tuesday 3rd December . The evening will begin at &NAME , in &NAME Party Room . ( Although the main college bar will be open from &NUM so feel free to come straight down after circuits ! ! ) There will be a free drink on arrival , and the party room bar will be open for the duration of the evening . There will be copious quantities of mince pies , and other Christmas eats to keep you pigged-out ( if you should so wish ) . Theme is " Pimps and &NAME " , so start thinking now for costumes . There will be plenty of party games like last year , hopefully coordinated by &NAME again ( although I 'd rather not make another appearance on the &NAME video camera . . . . . . . ... ) . Cost is £ &NUM per head , and the evening goes on until &NUM , giving plenty of time for &NAME 's action afterwards . If you 'd like a ticket , email me to let me know ( &EMAIL ) and get a cheque for £ &NUM payable to CU &NAME Club either into my Pigeon Hole at &NAME , or through the door of my house ( &NUM &NAME Road - the road most of you have to cycle up to get to the track ) &NAME . So far I 've had the grand total of &NUM cheque , from some bloke called &NAME Hall . . . . . . . ... Thanks all , &NAME Hall &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: Sunday training &NAME , Just a reminder that training this Sunday is at 10.30am rather than the &NUM 30am of last week . hope to see you all then , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME I 'm doing plyometrics at the track again on Tuesday if your interested . Going by last weeks timing &NAME is probably a more realsitic time . bye for now , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &CHAR we'll be back 3.00am monday morning ok , &NUM more thing : Do you have an approximate time when we 'll be back on Monday ? I basically have to be back before 11.00am on monday since I have a presentation to make then ... cheers . &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME " &NAME " &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME Do n't know why you were n't sent this with everyone else &NAME Hi guys I 've got some bad and good news . BAd : the youth hostel we where going to stay at got fire damaged this weekend and we ca n't stay there , and all the other yostels close to glawsgo are already full . Hence I 've had to book alternate accomodation that is a little more pricey . GOOD : The deal is that we get contential breakfast , and a really nice evening meal on Friday and Saturday . YOU NEED TO BRING : Kit , as much cuac kit as possible , you need at least the club vest+ black shorts safety pins Cheque for &NUM quid made payable to CU athletic club . Shower stuff etc. Small amount of petty cash . Camera 's etc. THE PLAN meet at wilberforce road car park @ 1.15pm on Friday Arrive in at &NAME around 9.00pm in time for evening meal We are now staying the &NAME Inn , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME in Twin rooms . This is &NUM miles from &NAME hall Breakfast 8.15am Saturday morning Take bus to &NAME &NAME 8.40am Bus back from &NAME hall after last &NAME competitor runs that day Evening meal at holiday Inn. Do exactly the same on Sunday but leave all your stuff on the bus and then we 'll leave straight from &NAME Hall after the last event . Arrive back in &NAME very early Monday morning . REPLY TO EMAIL TO &NAME ME KNOW YOU READ IT AND WILL BE MEETING THE &NAME AT 1.15pm ON &NAME hey &NAME , just checking to see what the plan for BUSA is as I might not make it to training tomorrow ... &NAME . SUBJECT: Further VFEAR details for the team of power Hi guys By now you should have received a selection letter from my good self . If you still havent replied letting me know your availability please do so . FRIDAYS GET TOGETHER , &NAME &NAME has manage to collect a load of vouchers that lets &NUM people eat at &NAME ( opposite &NAME ) for a fiver so she 's booked &NUM places for us and the girls for 7.30pm on Friday . First come first served email &NAME &EMAIL if want to rock up More importantly were meeting up at the ofspreys club to watch an inspiring vid at &NAME also on Friday to get us in the mood for but whipping . It would be good if as many of the team as possible get to meet up before the match so please try to make it . The ofspreys club in behind the masters lodge at &NAME College . Go past the main entrance for &NAME ( going out of town ) then turn right into the drive of the masters lodge , at the corner of the drive there is a door go though it into the ofspreys club , DRESS FOR SUNDAY We 'll be travelling down , as tradition dictates for varsity events in smart dress / blazers , trousers shirt and tie at the least . Bring on the &NAME ! &NAME " &NAME &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: VFEAR tommorrow Hi everyone Remember bus leaves 9.15am from wilberforce road tomorrow , shirt an tie to travel down in. &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Animal of the week I think &NAME Z-P and I should at least be in the running for our first ( and probably last ! ) mountain marathon ( B-course of the &NAME ) . Over 50km in the &NAME with gales , &NAME , hail and a leaking tent . &NUM hours and &NUM mins of running . Not exactly speedy , but very determined ! Also &NAME &NAME who did very well in the C class ( not sure of the final results but was 3rd after the first day 's run ) . &NAME . &NAME : Can anyone else bring a &NAME player to circuits tonight ? I 'm in pain and I do n't want to fall off my bike and make it worse . On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME award for last week goes to &NAME &NAME of &NAME for his excellent performance at the &NAME relays on Sunday . Not only did he get the fastest time of the day ( well - joint fastest with some other part-timer ) he also led his team to a highly convincing victory . Mention must also go to everyone who ran at the wind-swept race yesterday - good work . Sorry if I 've blantantly missed any other animalistic performances . . . . ... See you around &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . New Mobile Number : &NUM &NUM &NAME Address : &NAME &NAME , Moor Lane , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Mobile : &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM " You can take a man out of &NAME but you can never take the &NAME out of a man " . You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: Re : Animal of the week Highly commendable stuff . You will be put in contention for this weeks award . Ca n't make it to circuits 2nite I 'm afraid . . . . . . ... &NAME I think &NAME Z-P and I should at least be in the running for our first ( and probably last ! ) mountain marathon ( B-course of the &NAME ) . Over 50km in the &NAME with gales , &NAME , hail and a leaking tent . &NUM hours and &NUM mins of running . Not exactly speedy , but very determined ! Also &NAME &NAME who did very well in the C class ( not sure of the final results but was 3rd after the first day 's run ) . &NAME . &NAME : Can anyone else bring a &NAME player to circuits tonight ? I 'm in pain and I do n't want to fall off my bike and make it worse . On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME award for last week goes to &NAME &NAME of &NAME for his excellent performance at the &NAME relays on Sunday . Not only did he get the fastest time of the day ( well - joint fastest with some other part-timer ) he also led his team to a highly convincing victory . Mention must also go to everyone who ran at the wind-swept race yesterday - good work . Sorry if I 've blantantly missed any other animalistic performances . . . . ... See you around &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . New Mobile Number : &NUM &NUM &NAME Address : &NAME &NAME , Moor Lane , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Mobile : &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM " You can take a man out of &NAME but you can never take the &NAME out of a man " . You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: BONFIRE NIGHT Re Tuesday 5th November . Dear All , The fireworks start at 7.30pm on Midsummer &NAME . For anyone who 's interested ( up to certain numerical limit ) , the plan is to stroll over to my place after for some food ( at about &NUM - 9pm ) . I 'm at &NUM &NAME &NAME 's &NAME ( NOT &NAME &NAME 's Street ) which is off Park &NAME by &NAME &NAME . * * * If you fancy coming along then let me know &NAME so I get an idea of numbers * * * - there 's enough room for about &NUM - &NUM maybe a couple more if we really breathe in or if not everyone comes at once . There will be various autumnal dishes including pumpkin soup , jacket potatos , roasted veg + salads etc. Please let me know if your a veggie or not - so we know how much meaty chilli / veggi alternative to provide to go on the spuds . I will work out the cost when I 've done all the shoppng then email all those coming to pay me back in cash on the day . Should n't be more than a few quid . &NAME : bring your own wine / beer / soft drink etc. In case you need to get in touch other than by email , my phone no 's are : &NUM ( though this might be changing soon ) or &NUM &NUM ( mobile ) . See y' all , &NAME You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: Bonfire night Hi everyone ! Just as a little extra to &NAME 's email - we will be meeting in the Maypole at &NUM : &NUM before the fireworks so we can have a drink and all trundle down to Midsummer common together . Feel free to come along even if you ca n't make the food afterwards . &NAME &CHAR You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME MATCH DETAILS- &NAME vest ! Further to &NAME 's e-mail , it 'd be good if everyone running for &NAME were wearing a &NAME vest . Those of you who do n't have this stunning piece of kit can either borrow or buy ( £ &NUM ) one from the club . Could any freshers ( or others ) who need a vest let me know , giving their approximate size . I 'll probably bring them along on Saturday rather than dragging them all to a training session . &NAME . On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: &NAME pub crawl &NAME , now everyone is on the list - here are the details for the pub crawl on Thursday , &NAME : - Thursday 31st October 8: &NUM : &NUM &NAME 8: &NUM : &NUM &NAME 9: &NUM : &NUM Bun Shop 9: &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME 10: &NUM ... &NAME You must wear at least &NUM halloween themed item or suffer the consequences ( i.e. a drinking fine ) The above times are a rough guide for anyone planning to meet us later on , but I also recommend you ring one of us just to check where we all are . Any questions , just get in touch &NAME to see lots of you there ! Also , does anyone else want to come on the &NAME swap at &NAME with the uni footie lads next week ? ( &NAME only please ! ! ) &NAME &CHAR &NUM You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . Hey guys , &NAME and I were wondering if anyone was planning to drive to the &NAME &NAME half marathon as we need a lift . My idea of cycling there and back did n't appeal to him . &NAME You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Just a quick reminder that beginners / novice training will take place again at 7.30am at Wilberforce Road athletics track . Hopefully , in a couple of weeks I can move this to a less antisocial time . If you did n't make it last week , do n't worry come along anyway . Those of you who did come last week , I hope to see you again on Friday . Get a steady run in today if you can . take care , &NAME " When you choose the lesser of &NUM evils , always remember it is still an evil " . &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME State NMR ( &NAME Group ) Room &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME Road &NAME &NUM &NUM ( lab ) You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Forgot to make it clear that it is FRIDAY at 7.30am . &NAME " When you choose the lesser of &NUM evils , always remember it is still an evil " . &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME State NMR ( Duer Group ) Room &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME Road &NAME &NUM &NUM ( lab ) You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: Women - Be Careful This one is for the ladies . This is not meant to scare you but I urge you all to be especially careful where you run alone . You may have all heard in the news about the serial rapist who has just recently struck in &NAME ( his 10th attack I think ) . Unfortunately , that is uncomfortably close to &NAME . It appears he tends to attack in daylight , approaching from behind and often in wooded areas , often public footpaths close to wooded areas . He does n't seem to be put off by risk , as a number of his attacks have been close to residential areas in broad daylight . In light of this , please try and run accompanied at all times , preferably come along club sessions . If you have to run alone ( I do all the time ) , try to avoid areas where you could be vunerable . DO NOT WEAR PERSONAL STEREOS . The risk of being attacked or raped out training is very small but do n't tempt fate . Take care , &NAME " When you choose the lesser of &NUM evils , always remember it is still an evil " . &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME State NMR ( Duer Group ) Room &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME Road &NAME &NUM &NUM ( lab ) You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: &NAME tomorrow Just a note to all about tomorrow . &NAME went to &NAME Down yesterday . The ground is good to firm but will take a &NAME , although unless there is an downpour over night it wont be too wet / muddy to make spikes essential . Trainers will therefore suffice , and ( not being biased at all ) a fell shoe would be ideal ! ! ! Cheers &NAME Good work to you all that , once again , are unable to sleep and turned up at 7.30am this morning . &NUM of you were there , and a few new faces too so that is excellent . The session was a little harder than last week and I also cut the rest between reps down as well , so excellent stuff . Please try and get a couple of runs in between now and next Friday . Just to remind you that the long run on Sunday at 9.30am ( &NAME ) does have cutbacks . &NAME at Monday for circuits at &NAME and / or run at 6pm . The other steady session is at 5pm from &NAME too . Also there is the cross country match against &NAME on Saturday ( details on &WEBSITE Sunday , so go along and give it a go . You may even be selected for the Freshers Athletics Varsity match in a couple of weeks time ( check out the athletics website for the date ) . See you soon , take care , &NAME " When you choose the lesser of &NUM evils , always remember it is still an evil " . &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME State NMR ( Duer Group ) Room &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME Road &NAME &NUM &NUM ( lab ) You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Good work to you all that , once again , are unable to sleep and turned up at 7.30am this morning . &NUM of you were there , and a few new faces too so that is excellent . The session was a little harder than last week and I also cut the rest between reps down as well , so excellent stuff . Please try and get a couple of runs in between now and next Friday . Just to remind you that the long run on Sunday at 9.30am ( &NAME ) does have cutbacks . &NAME at Monday for circuits at &NAME and / or run at 6pm . The other steady session is at 5pm from &NAME too . Also there is the cross country match against &NAME on Saturday ( details on &WEBSITE Sunday , so go along and give it a go . You may even be selected for the Freshers Athletics Varsity match in a couple of weeks time ( check out the athletics website for the date ) . See you soon , take care , &NAME " When you choose the lesser of &NUM evils , always remember it is still an evil " . &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME State NMR ( Duer Group ) Room &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME Road &NAME &NUM &NUM ( lab ) You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: girton formal hall ( Fwd ) Hi everyone ! Below are details of a planned hall at &NAME on Thursday 14th November . Let me know if you want to go ! &NAME x hi &NAME I 've now got permission for a formal at girton &SMILEY Here 's all the details you should need ; Thursday 14th November £ &NUM ( a bit more expensive but usually worth it ! ) Meet in the bar about &NUM as we usually have to start getting into hall about 7ish you can bring your own bottle of wine or buy it from the bar , usually only &NUM bottle allowed . Directions for town ; if your cycling ? ? ! go out of town along &NAME Road , that 's over &NAME bridge and up castle hill past &NAME and fitz and keep going . Past a beefeater pub called the traveller rest ( on your left ) and &NAME garage ( on the right ) then a bit further and cross the road at the cycle crossing and the main entrance is on your right . It should take about &NUM mins . or just get taxi ! The p' lodge is the left door at the main entrance I 'll try and be around there or just ask the porters or anyone else and they 'll point you in the direction of the bar . I need to know definite numbers and dietary requirements etc by 6pm on friday 8th . Anyone who want to come from girton could also let me know I can get their ticket cheaper . hope this is everything probably &CHAR &CHAR tonite luv &NAME You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Well done to everyone who ran in &NAME yesterday . Congratulations to individual winners &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME , and college champions &NAME and &NAME . Fast times all round show we 're in excellent shape for the varsity races , more details soon from your captains . Full results are attached , any mistakes , typos , please reply to me . Thanks to all who came to help , especially the walking wounded . Bring on &NAME , &NAME . You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: &NAME PHOTOS Photos from this afternoon are now on line at &WEBSITE ( only use this if you 're on the university network ) and &WEBSITE I have yet to look at them myself , so apologies for any personal embarrassment . Also , do n't expect to see them in the wee small hours , coz I turn my computer off at night . Well run today everybody &NAME You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: A matter of pride and honour As a former &NAME captain I thought I would get the ball rolling with some words of encouragement for everyone involed with the events of this coming weekend . As everybody on this list will either be running on Saturday or coming to support the club in our quest to defeat the auld enemy , consider this directed at you . Of all the hype that surrounds the build up to the Varsity Matches , there is &NUM message that you need to understand : EVERY SINGLE RUNNER WILL COUNT TO OUR OVERALL VICTORY I am sure that anyone who has ran a few cross-country races has at times , found themselves running around a race , wondering why they are doing it and knowing that if they lose or gain a place or &NUM nobody else will really care or even notice . 2-5ths is very different to this . Every place that every runner gains will not only matter , but it wil be crucial . Even if you are the 8th man / 6th lady in the team , if you can get ahead of the last &NAME scorer , that will make an equal effect to the final team result as the person who manages to move up from 2nd to win the race . The &NUM unique aspect of the race is that you are not running for yourself , you are running for every other member of your team . Furthermore , you are running for the pride and honour of &NAME University &NAME and Hounds , as every single place will be added up at the end of the day to decide who wins the Varsity Challenge Trophy . You can do no more training . All our preparation is complete . All you can do is give everything you have on Saturday . We have all ran the &NAME course and this will give us an advantage . However , when I stood at the finish of cuppers , I did not see a single person collapse as they crossed the line exhausted . There was no vomit or blood spilt through the effort of the race . If we are to be successful on Saturday , this will have to change . Everybody will have to run the race of their life . &NAME will come here arrogant and confident after they won the Challange Trophy last year . They will want to win again . We must want to win even more . The key factor will be team spirit . You must want to run faster not for yourself , but to ensure you do not let your team mates down . Make sure you attend pre-varsity strides on Thursday and make it to you team socials in the evening and then let the &NAME ROAR carry you round The Race . That way , celebrating victory on Saturday evening will be even sweeter . Finally , this weekend will be a great sporting occasion . What makes it great is the camaraderie and competitiveness of those who take part . For many , participation in and the winning of a Varsity Match is the pinnacle of thier sporting achievement . &NAME or lose though , it will certainly be a day you never forget , so make sure you take time to enjoy it . May The Force Be With You &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: Re : A matter of pride and honour And do n't forget guys , when you 're giving your best out on the course you 're not just doing it for yourself but for every other guy who 's busting a gut at the same time . Now that means something . &NAME &NAME Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : As a former &NAME captain I thought I would get the ball rolling with some words of encouragement for everyone involed with the events of this coming weekend . As everybody on this list will either be running on Saturday or coming to support the club in our quest to defeat the auld enemy , consider this directed at you . Of all the hype that surrounds the build up to the Varsity Matches , there is &NUM message that you need to understand : EVERY SINGLE RUNNER WILL COUNT TO OUR OVERALL VICTORY I am sure that anyone who has ran a few cross-country races has at times , found themselves running around a race , wondering why they are doing it and knowing that if they lose or gain a place or &NUM nobody else will really care or even notice . 2-5ths is very different to this . Every place that every runner gains will not only matter , but it wil be crucial . Even if you are the 8th man / 6th lady in the team , if you can get ahead of the last &NAME scorer , that will make an equal effect to the final team result as the person who manages to move up from 2nd to win the race . The &NUM unique aspect of the race is that you are not running for yourself , you are running for every other member of your team . Furthermore , you are running for the pride and honour of &NAME University &NAME and Hounds , as every single place will be added up at the end of the day to decide who wins the Varsity Challenge Trophy . You can do no more training . All our preparation is complete . All you can do is give everything you have on Saturday . We have all ran the &NAME course and this will give us an advantage . However , when I stood at the finish of cuppers , I did not see a single person collapse as they crossed the line exhausted . There was no vomit or blood spilt through the effort of the race . If we are to be successful on Saturday , this will have to change . Everybody will have to run the race of their life . &NAME will come here arrogant and confident after they won the Challange Trophy last year . They will want to win again . We must want to win even more . The key factor will be team spirit . You must want to run faster not for yourself , but to ensure you do not let your team mates down . Make sure you attend pre-varsity strides on Thursday and make it to you team socials in the evening and then let the &NAME ROAR carry you round The Race . That way , celebrating victory on Saturday evening will be even sweeter . Finally , this weekend will be a great sporting occasion . What makes it great is the camaraderie and competitiveness of those who take part . For many , participation in and the winning of a Varsity Match is the pinnacle of thier sporting achievement . &NAME or lose though , it will certainly be a day you never forget , so make sure you take time to enjoy it . May The Force Be With You &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: &NAME : A matter of pride and honour Yet again &NUM cannot be running on Saturday because of injury , but I will nevertheless be at &NAME all day , not just because those running value support , but because the Varsity match is a simply unique experience . I still cite my last Varsity match of &NUM years ago as being the best race of my life , but the thing I remember most about it is not my own position , but the fact that our team placed &NUM , &NUM , &NUM , &NUM , &NUM and &NUM in the race . What made that race special was not just that I ran harder than I 'd ever run before , but that every other member of the team did too , and it was because of that that we won . That year &NAME won all &NUM men 's races , and I want to see you do it again this year . Believe me , there would be few things that feel worse than crossing the line on Saturday , as &NAME cheer , victorious , knowing that you could have run better . Cross-country races can often feel like you 're running for nobody but yourself , but &NAME is different . You have been selected to run for a TEAM , and victory , when it comes , will be as much for that team as for you individually . Try and go to your team social , think about how the race will feel , know how you are going to run it , and then go out there and do it . I wish I was able to run it with you . Make sure that you earn your place , &NAME THERE IS ONLY &NUM RACE THERE IS ONLY &NUM ENEMY THERE IS ONLY &NUM VICTOR As a former &NAME captain I thought I would get the ball rolling with some words of encouragement for everyone involed with the events of this coming weekend . As everybody on this list will either be running on Saturday or coming to support the club in our quest to defeat the auld enemy , consider this directed at you . Of all the hype that surrounds the build up to the Varsity Matches , there is &NUM message that you need to understand : EVERY SINGLE RUNNER WILL COUNT TO OUR OVERALL VICTORY I am sure that anyone who has ran a few cross-country races has at times , found themselves running around a race , wondering why they are doing it and knowing that if they lose or gain a place or &NUM nobody else will really care or even notice . 2-5ths is very different to this . Every place that every runner gains will not only matter , but it wil be crucial . Even if you are the 8th man / 6th lady in the team , if you can get ahead of the last &NAME scorer , that will make an equal effect to the final team result as the person who manages to move up from 2nd to win the race . The &NUM unique aspect of the race is that you are not running for yourself , you are running for every other member of your team . Furthermore , you are running for the pride and honour of &NAME University &NAME and Hounds , as every single place will be added up at the end of the day to decide who wins the Varsity Challenge Trophy . You can do no more training . All our preparation is complete . All you can do is give everything you have on Saturday . We have all ran the &NAME course and this will give us an advantage . However , when I stood at the finish of cuppers , I did not see a single person collapse as they crossed the line exhausted . There was no vomit or blood spilt through the effort of the race . If we are to be successful on Saturday , this will have to change . Everybody will have to run the race of their life . &NAME will come here arrogant and confident after they won the Challange Trophy last year . They will want to win again . We must want to win even more . The key factor will be team spirit . You must want to run faster not for yourself , but to ensure you do not let your team mates down . Make sure you attend pre-varsity strides on Thursday and make it to you team socials in the evening and then let the &NAME ROAR carry you round The Race . That way , celebrating victory on Saturday evening will be even sweeter . Finally , this weekend will be a great sporting occasion . What makes it great is the camaraderie and competitiveness of those who take part . For many , participation in and the winning of a Varsity Match is the pinnacle of thier sporting achievement . &NAME or lose though , it will certainly be a day you never forget , so make sure you take time to enjoy it . May The Force Be With You &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: photos from today Photos from 2nds-5ths are online at : &WEBSITE / E-mail me back if you would like higher quality copies . I ca n't say much for the quality - everybody was running so fast that many pictures are quite blurred . Those pictures containing an &NAME runner ( of which there are fewer , I confess my obvious bias ) are marked with an &CHAR in the name . Well run today , both sides . &NAME fought valiantly , and in some races it was a very close thing , but congratulations obviously go to &NAME . Now let 's see if the tables are turned on &NAME &NAME ! &NAME You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME I have put some pictures from Saturday onto my web site at &WEBSITE / They are not good - the light was terrible . The originals , which are about &NUM mbytes each can be significantly improved by Photoshop or Paintshop etc. If you want a copy at a higher resolution of any of them please let me have the number of the picture ( put the cursor on the thumbnail ) and let me know the maximum size of e-mail that you can receive . &NAME &NAME You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: &NAME Road League Race - This Sunday 9th Feb The penultimate college league race of the year is this Sunday 9th Feb at &NAME Road . The leagues are very close , with the men 's and women 's top spots still open to challengers and relegation looming for the unlucky colleges . It 's a short race taking in some good running paths close to town and not even a cycle ride to the course , so lets see lots of teams on the start line . &NAME : &WEBSITE . &NUM 10pm Men 's Race , 8km . No registration , names taken at finish . The start is just off &NAME road , 100m down the track that runs along the side of the university &NAME ground closest to &NAME . &NAME shoes would be ideal , trainers are okay , but spikes not recommended as some sections on tarmac . As always , volunteers for timekeeping and marshalling would be very welcome . See you there . &NAME . You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: BUSA results and pictures Hi animals , &NAME stuff this Saturday ! Have n't heard anything from the party , yet . ... For all results : &WEBSITE . Spotted so far : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and " &NAME " . Congratulations to &NAME 'D' beating &NAME 'D' by &NUM points . &NAME You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: Well run at BUSA ! ! Welcome home folks , fantastic work today ( and some results for those who stayed in &NAME ; word of mouth only though , so apologies if they 're wrong ) . Superb running from the ladies again , with bronze medals to bring home , and a great result from the men in 5th ( both &CHAR and &CHAR ) . &NAME led home the men in 8th , with &NAME breathing down his neck in 12th . Captain &NAME also in top &NUM . &NAME first &NAME lady with top &NUM place . &NAME . Every bit as good as we think we are . Grrrr. [ &NAME : the writer of this message bears no responsibility for today 's successes , as he was moping , lame , at home ] You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: Long Run Hello , This email is aimed at the &NAME partygoers , and of course " Sicknote " &NAME and " Pedaling over &NAME " &NAME ( sorry guys ) . Who 's up for a nice long run tomorrow , then ? Based on the " kill or cure " approach to post-race training , such a jaunt would allow us to take advantage of all that freshly thawed mud just waiting to be pasted up some lean fella 's legs . See you all Sunday at &NUM : &NUM at &NAME 's for the perfect end to a hardcore weekend . &NAME . You are on the &NAME mailing list either because you are a member , you have expressed an interest at some time or by a complete fluke . If you would like to be removed from the list please email &EMAIL and not the whole list . Remember when posting to the list that 180-odd people will be reading so please keep it relevant . SUBJECT: Athletics &NAME - 27th April Hi &NAME Back home in &NAME , I 'm the team manager of our Under &NUM league team . On Sunday 27th April I have to travel back there for a match . As your not from this country and &NUM will know , if you like you can come with me and compete for my club in the match . I think you 'd find it just the right level of competition . I imagine the 400m will be won in &NUM . ? , the 800m in under &NUM mins and the &NUM in &NUM : &NUM ? . ? Anyway , let me know , I know it would bring a lot to the team . I 've also asked &NAME and &NAME &CHAR &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME this coming Sunday Hi &NAME I 'm going to try and get on the track for around &NUM or &NUM clock ? &NAME best for you ? &NAME Hey &NAME , Are you training tomorrow ? I 'll do an easy track session of some sort I think . If not , when and where should we meet on Saturday ? see you . &NAME . On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME I 'm just checking that you 're still ok to run the &NUM and &NUM next Sunday ( 27th ) We 'd have to leave sometime Saturday and you can stay at my house . It will cost a train fare , its possible I might be able to get most of it re-imbursed from the club though . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : LANG-2 practical : Named Entities for extension &NUM &WEBSITE has been fixed , for those doing the named entity extension . Cheers , eh SUBJECT: Lang2 Practical Update There is a new version of the &NAME code available in the usual directory . It addresses &NUM issues that were brought up , and although these are not bug fixes they may help in your development . Note : You do not need to use these new files , they are simply enhancements . The new files will also work with your existing code with no change in behavior . Issue &NUM : A new method has been added called eof ( ) that allows you to test whether all sentences have been read from the file . You may use the &NAME returned from this method in place of the return value from &NAME ( ) as your loop test variable . This allows you to continue processing the file even if you get a buffer overrun ( &NAME ( ) returns false ) . If you determine that there are only a handful of very large sentences that you do n't want to accommodate with a huge buffer , you can &NAME them using this method . Note you still need the return value from &NAME ( ) to determine whether to process the &NAME or not from that sentence ( a return value of false indicates an error reading the sentence and the &NAME is not valid ) . &WEBSITE for an example of how to implement this . Issue &NUM : Some buffer overruns are due to line length overflows . These have not come up in the regular &NAME but may show up in the named entities because they are stored as &NUM sentence per line . Long sentences may overrun the maximum line length used to read the sentences . In this case , the error message would not display helpful information . I have now remedied this by moving the previous hardcoded maximum line length into a # define in the header file . Also the error message will indicate this value needs to be increased . SUBJECT: Lang2 Practical Named Entities The named entity files have all been regenerated as a result of some bugs that were discovered . Specifically , several anomalies were appearing in the &NAME file format that were not being handled . This caused some sentences to fail the named entity recognition and be omitted . This has now been addressed . Cheers , eh SUBJECT: University Hardship Funds Dear &NAME This is just a reminder that the closing date for the first round ( &NUM / &NUM ) of the University Hardship Fund Applications is 1st December &NUM ( fully completed forms signed by tutor and arrived at &NAME &NAME office by this date ) . Only &NAME home students are eligible to apply . You can collect an application form from myself of &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME 's Secretary ) . You also need your Tutor to add comments . You need to give details of income and expenditure etc. The applications are means tested , but have the capability of being fairly generous ( up to £ &NUM last year ) . If you are successful in the first round , you can apply again in March &NUM . If you are unsuccessful of do not apply in December , you should only apply in March if you circumstances change in the meantime . Last year there was a final " emergency " round in June . Do ask if you want further info . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: University Hardship Applications 18th November &NUM To : All &NAME ( &NAME ) graduate students From : &NAME Free This is the final reminder to anyone who wishes to apply to the University Hardship ( formerly &NAME ) Fund for financial support . The closing date is 1st December . ( by this date forms should be completed and countersigned by you Tutor and then posted - by Tutorial office - to &NAME University offices . ) . The funds are applied on a means-tested basis and take into account your income and outgoings . They have the capability of being quite generous ( between &NUM and &NUM pounds ) . Next round will be 1st March . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Keeping Term Dear &NAME This Friday is the last day of " Full Term " . If you have been residing in &NAME ( nights and days ) without a break since 8th October then you will now be able to confirm that you have " kept term " . This is a requirement of your degree course . It is also a requirement that you let me know that you have indeed kept term . Please reply to this message to confirm the fact . ( please do make sure that your name appears in the email ! ! ) If you have not been in &NAME for the whole period of Full Term ( &NUM Oct to &NUM &NAME ) then you can make up the missing days by using the Residence Period . This extends either side from 1st October to 19th December . ( you cannot go earlier or later than those dates ) In total you are required to be residing in &NAME for &NUM weeks between the dates of 1st October and 19th December . Sorry about the length of this message - it is of course the first time for many of you , so I hope it is all clear . If you have any questions , do ask me please . Of course , those of you who have already completed the required &NUM terms for their PhD and are overrunning , are not required to " ' keep term " . Equally , anyone who has permission to work away on fieldwork does not have to . Best wishes for a happy break over the Christmas period . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME Awards To : &NAME ( not &NAME ) graduate students at &NAME 5th Feb &NUM This is just to remind you about the &NUM &NAME ( &NAME Research Scholarship ) competition . Details have now been sent out to all Departments and if you are eligible to apply , you need to discuss it with your supervisor , or administrator at your Department . The &NAME award pays the difference between &NAME tuition fees and &NAME tuition fees . Please note that it is the Departments who nominate you . You do not apply individually . Please do not ask me for any more info on &NAME . This message is just to alert you to the procedure . Deadline for Department to make applications is 17th April &NUM Are you Eligible ? - You should be a first or second year PhD student in the academic year &NUM / &NUM . If you are currently an &NAME student , but applying to continue to &NAME next year then you are eligible . You should not already have an &NAME award ( renewal is via a different route ) . These awards are for next academic year . Best wishes &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Tutorial for Speech Processing I ( pattern processing ) I have been asked to organise a tutorial session on Speech Processing I ( pattern processing ) . There are &NUM possible dates ( both Tuesday at &NUM : &NUM ) . My prefered date is 26th November ( the aternative is &NUM week later ) . Please let me know - &NUM ) If you are interested in a tutorial on the 26th . &NUM ) If interested areas / particular questions that you are having difficulty with . Assuming that there is some interest I will have a tutorial class at &NUM : &NUM Tuesday 26th . If only a couple of people are interested I will arrange to meet them before one of my lectures instead . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Group &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME University Engineering Dept. &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Club I have received the following choices from people for the speech reading club . If I have missed you off the list , or not shown the correct preference please let me know &NAME . You should also let me know of any changes of preference . Where a topic preference has been expressed it is in [ ] , &NAME student . No preference : &NAME &NAME &NAME Disc / Adapt / &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Speaker &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME ( GS ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Acoustic Modelling : &NAME &NAME [ &NAME ] &NAME &NAME [ DR ] &NAME &NAME [ &NAME / &NAME ] ( GS ) Language Modelling : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Club I have produced an initial ( draft ) assignment of people to theme / topic . If you want to express another preference let me know . &WEBSITE I would like to meet &NUM minutes before the start of next weeks lecture , so Monday 2nd December at &NUM : &NUM , to quickly run through some general aspect of the &NAME &NAME Club . If you have any questions about the reading club that are not on the &NAME &NAME &NAME web-page &WEBSITE let me know . &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Group &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME University Engineering Dept. &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME at the Engineering Department It has proved to be significantly more difficult to get a &NAME number set-up for this than I imagined . The simplest solution is : Register with the computer officers to obtain a &NAME number - fill in a form and then allow an overnight period of time before it is issued . ( I think ! ) A job number that should work for this is &NUM Any problems ( or anyone get the system to work ) please let me know . &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Group &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME University Engineering Dept. &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME at the Engineering Department Just to clarify - this is the computer officers at the engineering department . It has proved to be significantly more difficult to get a &NAME number set-up for this than I imagined . The simplest solution is : Register with the computer officers to obtain a &NAME number - fill in a form and then allow an overnight period of time before it is issued . ( I think ! ) A job number that should work for this is &NUM Any problems ( or anyone get the system to work ) please let me know . &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Group &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME University Engineering Dept. &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME The &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME starts on this Monday afternoon . The set-up for the practical is that there will initially be &NUM demonstators on the Monday afternoon and one on the Tuesday afternoon . This practical is concerned with phoneme-based continuous speech recognition using &NAME &NAME Models ( &NAME ) . The aim is to train a set of speaker independent models on a subset of the TI&ORG Acoustic-Phonetic speech database and then measure the performance on a second different subset . The software required to train the models is provided but the recogniser is to be written by you in C++ . The handout for the Speech &NAME is available from &WEBSITE ( This will be shifted to the main &NAME site shortly ) . Any problems let me know . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Group &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME University Engineering Dept. &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Club Theme dates for &NAME &NAME Club are given below . For details of the theme / topic assignment see &WEBSITE Preliminary meeting : These are to allow you to sort out any technical questions , or presentation issues , with the theme organiser ( &CHAR ) . &NAME &NAME &NUM : &NUM : &NUM Monday &NAME 3rd Acoustic Modelling : &NUM : &NUM : &NUM Tuesday &NAME 4th Speaker &NAME : &NUM : &NUM : &NUM Monday &NAME 10th Language Modelling : &NUM : &NUM : &NUM Tuesday &NAME 11th Presentations : See &NAME Club page for details . All presentations start at &NUM : &NUM . Acoustic Modelling : Monday 17th &NAME &NAME &NAME : Monday 24th Feb Language Modelling : Monday 3rd March Speaker &NAME : Monday 10th March If you have any problems with these times please let me know as soon as possible . &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Group &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME University Engineering Dept. &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Error in &NAME There is an error in the version of &NAME that you currently have . Could you copy the version from my home directory at &WEBSITE( the only difference is line &NUM should read vit.setInsertPen ( &NUM ) ; The HTKBook is in my home-space at &WEBSITErather than in the docs area . &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Group &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME University Engineering Dept. &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME An html version of this should be available by running netscape &WEBSITEI will arrange for a version to also be placed in the file indicated in the handout . Sorry , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Group &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME University Engineering Dept. &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME in the Engineering Department I have been told that the &NUM number that I was given does not " work " . Please use &NUM instead . &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Group &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME University Engineering Dept. &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Speech Processing &NUM lectures The speech processing &NUM lecture notes are available at &WEBSITE ( Note access from the &NAME machines . If you have an &NAME address that you need access from let me know . ) I will try to keep these upto date , so they reflect any problems that people mention . If you know of any errors in the notes let me know . &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Group &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME University Engineering Dept. &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Club - presentation reminder The first Speech &NAME Club presentation will take place on Monday at &NUM : &NUM . The presentation will be on acoustic modelling . All people taking the &NAME &NAME Club are required to attend all the presentations ( it is important that you let me know if you have to miss one of the presentations ) . If you are not doing the &NAME &NAME Club you are welcome to attend any of the presentations . The dates for all the presentations are ( all presentations start at &NUM : &NUM ) Acoustic Modelling : Monday 17th &NAME &NAME &NAME : Monday 24th Feb Language Modelling : Monday 3rd March Speaker &NAME : Monday 10th March &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Group &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME University Engineering Dept. &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Club - presentation reminder The third Speech &NAME Club presentation will take place on Monday at &NUM : &NUM . The presentation will be on language modelling . All people taking the &NAME &NAME Club are required to attend all the presentations ( it is important that you let me know if you have to miss one of the presentations ) . If you are not doing the &NAME &NAME Club you are welcome to attend any of the presentations . The dates for all the remaining presentations are ( all presentations start at &NUM : &NUM ) Language Modelling : Monday 3rd March Speaker &NAME : Monday 10th March &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Group &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME University Engineering Dept. &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Club - presentation reminder The final Speech &NAME Club presentation will take place on Monday at &NUM : &NUM . The presentation will be on language modelling . All people taking the &NAME &NAME Club are required to attend all the presentations ( it is important that you let me know if you have to miss one of the presentations ) . If you are not doing the &NAME &NAME Club you are welcome to attend any of the presentations . This final presentation is Speaker &NAME : Monday 10th March &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Group &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME University Engineering Dept. &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Club - presentation reminder Of course the topic is speaker adaptation not language modelling ! ! The final Speech &NAME Club presentation will take place on Monday at &NUM : &NUM . The presentation will be on language modelling . All people taking the &NAME &NAME Club are required to attend all the presentations ( it is important that you let me know if you have to miss one of the presentations ) . If you are not doing the &NAME &NAME Club you are welcome to attend any of the presentations . This final presentation is Speaker &NAME : Monday 10th March &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Group &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME University Engineering Dept. &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: SPeech Processing &NUM tutorial As I mentioned in the lecture there is the oppurtunity to have a tutorial on my part of the Speech Processing &NUM module . The idea of having one yesterday was unpopular , so . ... Please email me whether you want to have a supervision and when you are available in the week starting 24th March and 31st March . I will try to sort out a time that is convenient with most people . I will mail the date of the tutorial out around March 24th ( if there is enough interest ) . If you have specific questions feel free to email me them ( note I will not be replying to emails next week ) . &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Group &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME University Engineering Dept. &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Speech Processing &NUM tutorial SUBJECT: Welcome Party May I remind you about the &NAME Welcome Party this evening at &NAME College in the &NAME Library from &NUM p.m. until &NUM p.m. . Please accept my apologies but I will be unable to make the event . Thanks , &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Staff Student Consultative Committee - call for nominations Staff Student Consultative Committee Each year the &ORG calls upon representatives from each class group of the student body to form the Staff Student Consultative Committee , or SSCOM . The Committee is a valuable forum for voicing concerns and discussing issues in the Computer Science Tripos , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME or &NAME programme that directly affect you or your colleagues . Many issues have been discussed by past Committees : we recommend that you read the past minutes on &WEBSITE / The SSCOM meets twice a term and the first meeting this year has been scheduled for Thursday &NUM November at &NUM p.m. . Lunch will be arranged . If you would like to nominate yourself as a student representative for your class group please email &NAME at &EMAIL ( and cc to me at &EMAIL ) using the appropriate topic in the subject line . Class Group Subject in Email Part &NAME &NUM : &NAME Part &NAME ( &NUM ) - Nominee Part &NAME &NAME : &NAME Part &NAME ( &CHAR ) - Nominee Part &NAME &NUM : &NAME Part &NAME ( &NUM ) - Nominee Part &NAME : &NAME Part &NAME - &NAME Part &NUM : &NAME Part &NUM - Nominee09 Part &NUM ( General ) : &NAME Part &NUM ( &CHAR ) - &NAME Diploma in &NAME : &NAME &NAME - &NAME &NAME ; &NAME &NAME &NAME - Nominee09 Research Students : &NAME Research - &NAME The closing date for nominations is Thursday &NUM October at &NUM : &NUM . We will let you all know the list of nominees on Friday &NUM November and the election will take place on Monday &NUM November until &NUM : &NUM . &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: &NAME - &NAME feedback forms I have placed a pile of &NAME lectures feedback forms on the far south-western desk in the &NAME Lab . We would appreciate it if you could complete the forms and return to me via the Student Administration Office by the end of term . Many thanks , &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Diploma , &NAME and Research Students - &NAME &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME , &NAME and Research Students , The Diploma , &NAME and &NAME students were given exemption from attendance at the Safety Course held at the beginning of term . Some first year Research Students arrived too late for the Course . If you fall into any of these categories please arrange to collect the special Safety Pack from &NAME &NAME in &NAME Administration in &NAME from 09: &NUM tomorrow onwards . The Safety Officers will be trying to arrange &NAME safety courses later in the year that may be particularly useful to Research Students . Thanks , &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Application Forms The &NAME have kindly arranged that their application forms and information is available online at &WEBSITE . Thank you , &NAME &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Invitation - Industry Day Dear &NAME &NAME , You are cordially invited to attend the annual Industry &NAME events on the 17th January &NUM from &NUM : &NUM in the &NAME lecture room and Seminar Room &NUM ( FW11 - first floor ) . There will be a series of Industry talks , a buffet lunch and talks on current research in both the &ORG and Department of Engineering , and lots of opportunity to talk with members of the Industry Supporters " Club . The day is scheduled &NUM days after your examinations , so you should be feeling relaxed , and we expect a good turnout . Please RSVP to &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) . &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Last Year 's papers I have copies of last year 's exam papers and solution notes available in the Student Admin Office , &NAME &NAME . The Office will be closed until 14: &NUM for lunch . Spares will be in the Reception Office if you want them on Monday ( &NAME &NAME closed all day ) , and older papers will be available , for reference and photocopying only , in the Library from Tuesday . Thanks , &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Masters in &NAME - Examinations - Slight change of venue Dear &NAME , The Masters in &NAME Examinations will be held in &NAME Theatre &NUM ( Large ) and not &NAME Theatre &NUM as previously advised . Apparently everyone prefers the Large Theatre over the &NAME , including the invigilators ! Thanks , &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Industry Day Dear Masters &NAME , In preparation for the Industry Day on Friday 17th January and meeting various members of the Industry Club , could you provide me with a brief ( very brief ! ) &NAME to provide to the Club members ? I am looking for Name : Date of &NAME : Institution of 1st degree : Further degree / &CHAR : Work experience ( last &NUM positions ) : Any outside interests ? . ... Could I have this by noon Thursday 16th please , and I do apologise for the short notice . Many thanks , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Open Source Award &NUM May I draw to your attention the following &NAME : &WEBSITE / . Thanks , &NAME &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME The &NUM &NAME &NAME Competition09 The &NAME is calling for teams to enter the annual &NAME &NAME Competition . Each team should consist of a Manager and up to &NUM programmers . The deadline for entries is &NUM January &NUM and the regional heats will take place on Saturday &NUM March &NUM . The final will be on Saturday &NUM March &NUM . Please see &WEBSITE contact &NAME &NAME at &EMAIL for further details . &NAME &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Examinations - &NUM January Dear Masters &NAME , May I remind you that there will be examinations on January &NUM . Please remember to bring a note of your Examination number with you to the exams . &NUM Time and &NAME of Examination These will be held on Wednesday 15th January &NUM in Lecture Room &NUM ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Building ) . There will be &NUM one-hour papers : Speech &NUM &NUM - &NUM &NAME and the Web &NUM - &NUM Language &NUM &NUM - &NUM Candidates will be allowed into the room &NUM minutes prior to the start of the examination and &NUM minutes reading time will be given . In accordance with &NAME procedures for " anonymous marking " you will be issued later with a card giving your personal examination number , to be written on all your answer papers . &NUM Calculators Only officially marked Casio fx-100D or fx-115 ( any version ) or Casio fx-570 ( any version ) calculators are allowed . Any other calculators are forbidden . This is a University regulation and is not changeable by the Department . The official calculator , fx-115-W is available from the Student Administration office at a cost of £ &NUM . If you have a suitable but unmarked calculator , you can have it marked at &NAME Administration at no cost . &NUM The Written Examination Papers There is &NUM examination paper for each of the &NAME Term modules : Language &NUM , Computing and the Web , and Speech &NUM . Each examination is &NUM hour in duration . The examination papers consist of &NUM sections that correspond to the &NUM parts of the module . There are &NUM questions in each section . Candidates are required to answer &NUM question from Section &CHAR and one from Section &NAME The questions on the paper will correspond to topics taught in the relevant module , but may also assume knowledge of background material taught in the courses : Foundations of Linguistics and Speech Signal Processing . Thanks , &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Drinking water Chilled water dispenser I am very pleased to be able to tell you that a drinking water supply has been installed at the south end of the Street in the &NAME &NAME Building . The machine supplies filtered mains water at &NUM temperatures , ambient ( green switch ) and chilled ( blue switch ) . If you notice that the cup dispenser is empty then please inform Reception or Stores . Professor &NAME has agreed that you may take cups of water into the lecture rooms , as well as the bottles already permitted , but has asked me to reiterate that apart from water , no other drinks and no food are allowed in there . &NAME Administration SUBJECT: Exam results Dear &NAME Student , You will be able to collect your examinations feedback letter from &NAME &NAME ( down in the Student Admin Room ) from &NUM : &NUM Monday 27th January . Any uncollected letters will be posted to your College . Thanks , &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Considering doing a PhD ? Are you thinking about staying on to do a Ph.D in either the &ORG or the Department of Engineering ? It is essential if you have any leanings towards a Ph. &CHAR , or even if you just want to discuss the possibility , that you contact the relevant department approaching an individual staff member but also by making a formal application . You will need to apply to continue as a graduate student ( see &WEBSITE for details ) and use the appropriate form available from the &ORG . The Course organisers wish to point out that quite apart from your own enthusiasm and merits , there are may other relevant constraints on being accepted , notably whether there is an appropriate supervisor with spare capacity available and space , and , of course , &NAME support . The Engineering Department and &ORG receive many applications which may pre-empt supervisors , space and grants , and you should therefore make an early application , although a potential supervisor will probably not make a decision until he / she has a clear idea of your achievement on the course . The detailed administrative position about accepting you for doctoral work is also complicated by the fact that many decisions on the award of &NAME , &NAME and other grants will have been taken before you have done your project work and completed your dissertation . You cannot , therefore , rely on your dissertation as evidence of your capacity for research : you have to carry conviction to your potential doctoral supervisor before that , and of course , the examinations and coursework assessment will be taken into account . Please do not operate on the basis of inference , presumption , or &NAME gossip about the status of departments or supervisors . At least raise the matter properly with a qualified member of staff , and make a formal application using the form from the &ORG , as this will ensure that your application is seriously made and seriously treated . If you would like a copy of the current Graduate Studies &NAME and the &ORG 's " Blue Book " please see &NAME &NAME in &NAME Administration , ( FC06 ) . &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Practical Class in the Intel Laboratory There will be a formal practical class for Part &NAME students in the Intel Lab this afternoon ( Thursday 30th January ) , tomorrow ( Friday 31st ) and next Thursday ( &NAME 6th ) . It is likely that all the machines will be needed between about &NUM : &NUM and &NUM : &NUM , so please be prepared to leave if asked . We do apologise for the inconvenience and the short notice . Many thanks , &NAME &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: &NAME Club - change of venue &NAME &NUM As the Building Services will be hanging sound-dampening curtains in &NAME on Friday 28th &NAME , the &NAME Group that would normally run from &NUM : &NUM until &NUM : &NUM will meet in &NAME ( &NAME &NAME &NAME - off &NAME &NAME ) . All other &NAME Groups will be in &NAME as normal . We apologise for the inconvenience . Thank you , &NAME SUBJECT: Painting in &NAME Rooms - Wednesday 19th Feb Building Services have arranged for painting work to be done in the &NAME &NAME Room and Lab on Wednesday 19th &NAME . As this is likely to be a dusty and rather smelly job would you please avoid using the rooms - you should be able to use the Intel Laboratory if you do n't have access from your College machines . Thank you , and sorry for the inconvenience . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME Students , May I remind you to email me your project selections by tomorrow , Friday 14th - I have received only &NUM project selections so far . Thanks , &NAME SUBJECT: Examinations notification Dear &NAME , I have learnt that one of you , and perhaps all of you , have received incorrect information about the exams at the beginning of next term . The examinations are &NUM hours each , not &NUM hour . If the information you have received differs from the schedule below please let me know whether the information has come from your College office or the Board of Exams . The schedule is as follows : The &NAME &NAME module examinations will take place on 22nd and 23rd April &NUM in the &NAME Theatre &NUM of the &ORG . There will be &NUM 1.5-hour papers : Tuesday 22nd April &NUM &NUM Speech Processing &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME Wednesday 23rd April &NUM &NUM Language Processing &NUM &NUM &NUM - &NUM Dialogue Systems The full-time students will take all &NUM papers . The &NUM Year &NUM part-time candidates from &NUM will take Language &NUM and Dialog Systems . The &NUM Year &NUM part-time students will take Speech &NUM and &NAME Applications . Many thanks , &NAME &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? Students_-_all3A_The_CU_Entrepreneurs_£ 31K_Business_Plan ? ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? _Competition ? &NAME University Entrepreneurs ( &WEBSITE to your attention the annual £ 31K Business Plan Competition . There are up to &NUM cash prizes of £ &NUM each to give away ... and there are no strings ! Do you have a business idea ? However small / big / crazy , we want to give you some money for having come up with it . You never know where this could lead . Just write it up in &NUM words or less and submit . Submissions are due by &NAME , &NUM March on the 3rd floor of &NUM &NAME &NAME ( next door to the &NAME ) . * * * NEW FOR THIS YEAR , you can also submit the business plan electronically * * * Winners of the £ 31K ( and £ 350K ) competitions will be announced at the annual Prizegiving Event , to be held this year on &NUM May at the &NAME &NAME , &NAME Road . CU Entrepreneurs have distributed over £ &NUM , &NUM in prize money over the last &NUM years and we 'd like to break all previous records in &NUM . Full details of the competition can be found on the website &WEBSITE . Please e-mail the £ 31K lead , &NAME &NAME , on &EMAIL to join the £ 31K e-mailing list and to receive your entry form , disclaimer and competition recommendations . Go on , it 's easy ! Give it a go and ... make it happen ! Best of luck ! CU Entrepreneurs Committee ( Please note : Should you have any concern , only judges have access to the business plan submitted , who are bound by non-disclosure agreements . ) SUBJECT: &NAME project assignments Dear Masters &NAME , Please find below the list of project assignments . Could those students who have not yet supplied a title to " Own Project " please do so by &NUM : &NUM Tuesday 25th &NAME . May I also remind you that we require a work plan to be submitted , including any special resources required and agreed by your supervisor , to be submitted by the end of term ( March 14th ) . Please drop them off with Reception or Student Administration labelled " for the attention of &NAME &NAME " . Many thanks , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME domain-specific and non-domain-specific anaphora resolution techniques &NAME &NAME Apte , &NAME &NAME text using linguistic features &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Detecting Sentiment Shift for Improved Automatic Sentiment &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME A Web &NAME and Dynamic Text Filter for &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME and predicative &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME conversion in a concatenative unit-based &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) / &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Fractal dimensions in &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Own &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Classification using Linguistic &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Own Project &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Own project &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME as a frontend for speech recognition &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Improving the &NAME System ( Named Entity Recognition and Classification ) &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Text Using Linguistic &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Statistical Language Modelling using a Hidden Vector State Model &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Temporal Linear &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Using hybrid static / dynamic grammars to minimise redundancy in Name and Address recognition . &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) / &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Techniques for aiding aphasic comprehension &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Change of exams venue The examinations last term were held in &NAME Theatre &NUM and not Theatre &NUM . Please accept my apologies and amend the examinations notices to &NAME " These will be held on Wednesday 22nd and 23rd April &NUM in Lecture Room &NUM ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Building ) . " May I also remind you that the project work-plans ( &NUM copies , &NUM to your supervisor and one to me ) are due by Friday 14th March . Your &NAME Club essays are due on Tuesday 22nd April - please submit them to me ( via &NAME &NAME in Student Admin Office if I am not available ) after your Tuesday examinations . Many thanks , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Examinations Notice MASTERS COMPUTER SPEECH , TEXT AND INTERNET TECHNOLOGY Written &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM Time and &NAME of Examination These will be held on Wednesday 22nd and 23rd April &NUM in Lecture Room &NUM ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Building ) . There will be &NUM &NUM minute papers : Tuesday April 22nd Speech Processing &NUM &NUM : &NUM - &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NAME &NUM : &NUM - &NUM : &NUM Wednesday April 23rd Language Processing &NUM &NUM : &NUM - &NUM : &NUM Dialogue Systems &NUM : &NUM - &NUM : &NUM Candidates will be allowed into the room &NUM minutes prior to the start of the examination and &NUM minutes reading time will be given . In accordance with &NAME procedures for " anonymous marking " you will be issued later with a card giving your personal examination number , to be written on all your answer papers . &NUM Calculators Only officially marked Casio fx-100D or fx-115 ( any version ) or Casio fx-570 ( any version ) calculators are allowed . Any other calculators are forbidden . This is a University regulation and is not changeable by the Department . The official calculator , fx-115-W is available from the Student Administration office at a cost of £ &NUM . If you have a suitable but unmarked calculator , you can have it marked at &NAME Administration at no cost . &NUM The Written Examination Papers There is &NUM examination paper for each of the &NAME Term modules : Language Processing &NUM , Dialogue Systems , &NAME &NAME , and Speech Processing &NUM . Each examination is &NUM minutes in duration . Candidates are required to answer &NUM questions . The questions on the paper will correspond to topics taught in the relevant module , but may also assume knowledge of background material taught in the courses : Foundations of Linguistics and Speech Signal Processing . &NUM &NAME Students will be given an indication of their performance in the module examinations by letter . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME / MStudies in &NAME Speech , Text & &NAME Technology March &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Handing in your workplans and practical work &NAME , you are quite correct - the practicals are due in Friday next week BUT if you want to submit them tomorrow when I am away you need to do so via &NAME . Sorry to cause panic ! &NAME Hi &NAME , Exactly what about the practical is due tomorrow ? We ( most cstit students I know ) were under the impression that practicals were due next week . Your e-mail generated some panic in the lab : ) zeynep On &NAME , &NUM Mar &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME &NAME &NAME , Please submit your workplan and practical work to &NAME &NAME ( in the Student Administration Office ) by tomorrow , Friday March &NUM . Though I will not be around on Friday , I will be reading email over the weekend . Thanks , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Laboratory Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME 0FD &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Handing in your workplans and practical work Dear &NAME &NAME &NAME , Please submit your workplan and practical work to &NAME &NAME ( in the Student Administration Office ) by tomorrow , Friday March &NUM . Though I will not be around on Friday , I will be reading email over the weekend . Thanks , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Laboratory Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME 0FD &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Deadlines I would like your work in by &NUM : &NUM , please . You can drop it off in Reception if I 'm not about , and ask that it is put in my pigeonhole . ( This is relevant to all Masters students . ) Thanks , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME I have now put all &NAME Students on the Intel &NAME Lab 's printer credit lists and given you each £ &NUM credit - &NUM pages . If you need any more please phone me on &NUM ( today and Monday ) and I 'll pop down to the Student Admin office . Thanks , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Laboratory Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME 0FD &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME feedback forms Dear &NAME student , The feedback forms for the &NAME Term courses are now available online at &WEBSITE . Please complete and return to me by the beginning of next term - say , 25th April . Many thanks , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Laboratory Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME 0FD &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME , &NAME &NAME Conference in Language Research &NAME THE UNIVERSITY OF &NAME FIRST POSTGRADUATE CONFERENCE IN LANGUAGE RESEARCH in association with the &NAME Institute of Language Research Saturday &NUM April &NUM , &NUM am - &NUM pm Law &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME , &NAME Road , &NAME We are pleased to announce that the titles of presentations to be included in the programme for this year 's &NAME conference will appear shortly at &WEBSITE parallel sessions of oral presentations and a poster session showcasing the work of postgraduate students engaged in research in a wide variety of language-related topics from &NAME , around the &NAME and beyond . The conference will also feature a keynote address by Professor &NAME &NAME of University College &NAME entitled " Modularity and Modality in second language learning : The case of a polyglot savant " . Further details about &NAME can be found at &WEBSITE / . &NAME We hope that as many students as possible will be able to attend this exciting event . The registration fee for participants in &NAME is £ &NUM , which includes lunch , tea , coffee , snacks and wine . If you would like to attend the conference , please print out and complete the registration form below ( also available at &WEBSITE return it to the address below , together with a £ &NUM cheque made out to The University of &NAME . Registration for &NAME closes on Friday &NUM April &NUM . Student Helpers The &NAME committee is seeking expressions of interest from students who would be willing to help out on the day of the conference . We need people to help with serving and washing up for tea and coffee breaks , lunch and the wine reception . We also need people to assist with the technical side of the conference - assisting with the operation of equipment for powerpoint presentations , etc. Serving / Washing Up Helpers will be required to give approximately &NUM hours assistance each . Technical Helpers will be required to provide trouble shooting for &NUM sessions ( &NUM &CHAR &NUM talks ) each . Students who work as &NAME helpers will receive a £ &NUM discount off their registration fee . If you are interested in being a &NAME &NAME , please email &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) by &NUM March , indicating the type of help you are offering . Please only volunteer to be a technical helper if you are experienced in resolving powerpoint problems and similar . &NAME positions will be allocated on a first come , first served basis . Volunteers will be informed as to whether their help will be needed prior to the due date for registration . Session Chairs The &NAME committee would also welcome expressions of interest from students who would be willing to chair a session . This would involve welcoming and introducing the speakers for a given session , making sure each speaker keeps to time , and guiding the question time after each talk . If you are interested in helping out with this , please email &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) by &NUM March , indicating any preference for subject area . We look forward to seeing you at &NAME ! &NAME &NAME On behalf of the &NAME Committee &NAME REGISTRATION FORM I would like to attend &NAME on Saturday &NUM April &NUM . Please find enclosed a cheque for £ &NUM made out to The University of &NAME . Name : Contact Email : Contact Phone Number : Surface Mail Address : University Department : Has your paper or poster been accepted for presentation ? Yes [ ] No [ ] As lunch is included , please let us know if you have any special dietary requirements . Please return to : &NAME Treasurer c/- Department of &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Avenue CB3 9DA SUBJECT: Re : ask for a dinner on Sunday evening Dear &NAME First , I should say sorry that I mis-spell your name . Sorry for that . Next time , it would not heppen ! I have handed in my &NUM reports . You know , yesterday , I spent the whole night to write my reports , for somehow problems with a part of data . Therefore , I had to cover these kind of things in my reports , you know this kind of thing should not be revealed in them . &SMILEY Anyway , everything is ok . Hopefully , teachers can not find some tricks in my reports . By the way , most of us did those kind of things in our reports . &SMILEY And please ask &NAME to confirm a restaurant , for , you know , he has lots of social programs . Therefore , he must know which restaurant is best ! &NAME , see you guys soon . &NAME SUBJECT: ask for a dinner on Sunday evening Dear &NAME , &NAME and &NAME How are you these days ? I hope this message finds all of you are very well . How is &NAME 's exam ? Is that ok ? I write this letter want to confirm if you guys have time on the Sunday evening ? I think perhaps at &NAME , for it should after the service of &NAME which will begin at 5pm . If all of you are available , I hope we can meet each other at somewhere and have a meal . In addition , I should say to Wayn that the book we bought last week is really a little difficult for me to read and understand , although one of the authors is physicist and deals with the things I am interested in. But I have been trying my best to read the book and will discuss with you on Sunday afternoon . &SMILEY I am looking forward to hearing from you guys . And send my best regards to all of you . Your family member &NAME SUBJECT: meet at my room Dear &NAME Yes , if you guys are agreeable , we could meet at my room at 7pm . I wish we could take a photo together . Also , we could have a cup of tea or coffee . Of course , I have some white wine for you . &SMILEY See you soon . Regards to &NAME , &NAME as well . &NAME SUBJECT: additional message Or all of you can come here at anytime , for I will stay in my room to waiting for you from 6pm . By the way , ask &NAME speed the process of wearing his Tuxedo . &SMILEY Otherwise , you will be late . &NAME SUBJECT: LANG-2 practical : Named Entities for extension &NUM The files needed for working with the named entities ( NE ) are now available in qa03 / xmlrmrs directory . The README.HTML file has been updated to explain what the NEs are and how to access them in your code . In brief , the named entities are kept in a corresponding &NAME file , which is a plain text version of each answer sentence ( &NUM per line ) with tags marking the NEs . The &NAME class has been enhanced to support these files inserting the NE sentence as one more node in the &NAME . Note that you will need to increase the buffer size ( specified in the constructor ) to accommodate the NE sentence . Suggested size is &NUM . &WEBSITE and I will be adding the rest in the next few days . If you have any problems please let me know sooner rather than later . &NAME SUBJECT: L2 Practical - NE updates I have made a small enhancement to the date NE recognition , to correct a deficiency brought to my attention . I have updated the NE files for the following questions : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM Cheers , eh SUBJECT: Re : &NAME event detail Hey everybody , I wo n't be able to make the meal tomorrow night for a good reason : it is ( was ? ) my birthday on Sunday , and myself and &NUM friends whose birthdays are also nigh are having a party tomorrow night . It 's in &NAME grad bar , which is dead easy to get to , and you are very welcome to come along after the meal if you fancy it . ( The theme , which is not of my choosing , is " pimps and hos " , but given that I do n't intend to adhere to the dress code that implies , neither should you ) . Anyway , see you there if you come , otherwise , have a very good evening . &NAME &NAME &NAME &EMAIL On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi Everyone , Just a quick reminder of the time of the meal . We meet at the &NAME pub on &NAME Rd. at &NUM then make our way to &NAME House . Anyone who wants to go and has n't replied just come alone , I 'm sure we can make room for you . see you there &NAME &NAME &NAME House &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: Training Saturday Hi &NAME , What do you think of the idea of doing a session on grass on Saturday instead of on the track ? My legs are a bit sore and need a rest from the hard surface . If you 're interested , maybe we could do something on &NAME 's Piece ( still at &NUM am ) - perhaps &NUM &CHAR ( &NUM &CHAR &NUM at &NUM second intervals ) with &NUM minutes rest between ? &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , Sorry to be slow in getting back to you about this afternoon . I 've been waiting to hear from &NAME about whether there will be any hurdles coaching . He has n't got back to me yet , but in any case , I will be out at the track at 4pm this afternoon , either hurdling ( if &NAME is there ) or doing a speed session ( &NUM &CHAR [ 4x150 ] ) . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Training Friday Hi guys , &NAME &NAME , have n't been checked my email for a few days either ! Hope you had a good session on Saturday - I did n't train as I was rowing that afternoon . Thought I 'd let both of you know my training plan this week in case you want to meet up . I 'm planning on doing a session Wednesday afternoon at 4pm . &NAME will be away , but he 's suggested something a bit longer - maybe 3x400 and 4x300 ( with &NUM mins in between ) , or maybe &NUM , &NAME , 3x300 ( same recovery ) . I think I 'll do some hurdles Thursday afternoon ( 4pm ) , weights Friday , a speed session on Saturday ( 4pm ) and then speed endurance on Sunday morning ( &NUM ) . Let me know if you 're want to join me for any of these . By the way , &NAME &NAME is having a &NAME tomorrow ( Tuesday ) evening for some of the team that are still around town ( eg &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) , and has asked me to spread the word . It 's at his family 's place ( he lives just out of &NAME ) . If you want to go , meet at the track at &NUM - there 'll be a couple of cars giving people lifts . &NAME On Mar &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Actually , I wo n't be out on Saturday until &NUM or so . Woke up late . Take care ! On Mar &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , I 'm planning on doing a speed / endurance session tomorrow afternoon if you want to join me . I 'll be out at the track from 4pm . I was thinking of doing something like &NUM &CHAR ( &NUM , &NUM ) with &NUM seconds between the &NUM and &NUM , and &NUM minutes recovery . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Fwd : Re : Training Saturday &NAME and I are planning on doing the &NUM [ &NUM , &NUM , &NUM ] session tomorrow ( Monday ) afternoon . I suggested &NAME , but since the clocks have been wound forward and we have an extra hour of daylight , I 'm wondering whether we should make it &NAME . What do you guys think ? On Mar &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Thanks for the message ! I wo n't likely be awake at that time but have a good run anyway . Maybe I 'll see you Sunday or Monday at the track ? Peace ! On Mar &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : In case you 're interested in joining us ( I understand it might be a bit early ) ... yep , sounds good to me . see you there at &NUM , say on the part of the grass closest to &NAME . I 'll bring my 1-inch x-c spikes ! &NAME . On &NUM Mar &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , What do you think of the idea of doing a session on grass on Saturday instead of on the track ? My legs are a bit sore and need a rest from the hard surface . If you 're interested , maybe we could do something on &NAME 's Piece ( still at &NUM am ) - perhaps &NUM &CHAR ( &NUM &CHAR &NUM at &NUM second intervals ) with &NUM minutes rest between ? &NAME SUBJECT: Fwd : Re : training I think I 'll head out to the track at &NUM rather than &NUM - I 'd like to do a hurdle session , and he 's got the keys ! Hey everyone . I have failed to speak to &NAME as I do n't know his number ! I have sent an email to himn tho , which he may or may not get . Either way , &NAME and I are planning to train at &NUM tommorow- I will be there warming up from &NUM iuf you wish to join me for that ! Do we know who else is still around ? anyway see you soon hopefully &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME social event details Hello Everyone , Since the interest in the class going for a meal and a drink has been good , I have made a provisional booking at &NAME House for Monday the 11th . As &NAME suggested , I also think we should meet in the &NAME pub which is also on &NAME Rd. at &NUM : &NUM . We can have an unhurried drink and then make a move toward the restaurant . Just reply to this email by Wednesday if you would like to come . Hope you all had a nice weekend , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Christmas Meal Detail Hello all , I have some Christmas meal detail for you all . It 's all happening on Friday the 6th December the meeting point , I thought should be at the &NAME pub on &NAME Lane at around &NUM pm . Then we can take a short pre dinner walk alone the river , to the &NAME &NAME , sitting down to eat at &NUM pm . So far I have only heard back from the following people , so if your not on the list and would like to go just reply to this email . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Wife of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Hope you all had a nice weekend &NAME SUBJECT: CLICK - IT ( Exploring career options in business and information technology - course 22-24th March ) Is IT for you ? - Exploring career opportunities in business and information technology 22-24th March - &NAME CRAC in partnership with a number of industrial sponsors are running a three-day residential event for students which aims to explore the career opportunites in the business and information sector , as well as to provide an opportunity to develop and enhance their employability skills . Applications for this course will be accepted online and you can find out more about this event by visiting &WEBSITE ( frame ).htm Closing date for applications is 14th March &NUM . We also have many sources of information on careers in business and information technology in the Information Rooms at &NAME House - both take away and reference material . If you would like to research these careers further call in at the Careers &NAME and our Information Staff will help you find the resources you need . This message was sent by : &NAME &NAME Information Services Manager SUBJECT: Vacancies at &NAME &ORG at &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Research Laboratory is looking to fill the following posts . A new group located in the heart of &NAME city centre , the &NAME &NAME focuses on developing and creating innovative algorithms for automatic speech recognition and text-to-speech synthesis with an emphasis on European languages . &NAME / Computational &ORG Position This post is for text processing and prosody modelling in a &NAME system . Candidates should have a good honours degree . Ideally , candidates will have a higher degree in a relevant subject and industrial experience . Required skills : - &NAME knowledge of shallow parsing and &NAME tagging - Knowledge of pause prediction , prosodic chunking , probabalistic models and decision trees preferred . - &NAME software skills &CHAR / C++ - Experience with low memory footprint coding desirable - Knowledge of English required and of at least &NUM other European language preferred Research Engineer Position This post is for building language dependent components of a speech recognition system e.g. acoustic models , lexicons , grammars . Candidates should have a good honours degree . Ideally , candidates will have a higher degree in a relevant subject and industrial experience . Required skills : - &NAME knowledge of &NAME - Experience with training acoustic models , creating pronunciation lexicons and tuning &NAME grammars and systems preferred . - Experience using &NAME desirable . - &NAME software skills &CHAR / C++ , &NAME , &NAME - Knowledge of English required and of at least &NUM other European language preferred The successful candidates will be practically-minded , innovative , and will be able to interact effectively within a group environment . An attractive salary and benefit package will be offered . Please send your &NAME with the names of &NUM referees by email to &EMAIL &NAME &NAME , Group Leader , Speech Technology Group , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Research Lab , &NAME &NAME House , &NUM &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME T: &NUM &CHAR : &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: CLICK - Presentation by &NAME Wed &NAME &NUM &NAME &NUM : 30pm ) Message from &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) &NAME Electric Company Ltd Presentation on Wednesday 5th &NAME &NUM commencing at &NUM , &NAME Lane Lecture Rooms , Room &NUM Many of you will have seen recent announcement in Future Jobs , the Vacation / Internships vacancy list and in the &NAME &NAME Diary about the above presentation . This is a reminder that &NAME &NAME &NAME , the Global &NAME Manager and a number of his colleagues will be talking about &NAME 's fast track development programme tomorrow evening ( see details above ) . The presentation is aimed at those with high potential . &NAME want to recruit individuals who have the capacity to develop into senior positions within the Group to both manage current operations and establish new businesses . There are opportunities for &NAME and &NAME graduates and &NAME are also offering &NUM , &NUM month fast track internships which may be best suited for those who are graduating this year . The internships will provide the opportunity for you to gain experience of the Group by working on a variety of projects in departments such as &NAME , Legal , Corporate Strategic Planning , Marketing and Operations . &NAME describe their programme as " full of adventure , challenge and people orientated " . Interns will have their flights ( economy ) and accommodation paid and will be given an allowance of approximately £ &NUM per month . &CHAR &NAME graduate has just successfully completed an internship with &NAME in &NAME . SUBJECT: ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? CLICK_-_Psychometric_Test_Practice_Monday_17_Feb_-_Earn_ ? ? iso-8859-1 ? Q?£ &NUM : 50_and_get_feedback_on_results ? I have just been contacted by &NAME ( they are a leading psychometric test provider ) who are looking for current students to act as " guinea pigs " for &NUM new graduate assessment tests they are developing . If you 'd like to participate , full details of what you need to do are below . &NAME Dear &NAME , &NAME Group plc are looking for approximately &NUM volunteers to complete some new paper-and-pencil ability tests that we have developed . &NAME is a company that , amongst other things , develops psychometric tests for use in selection and development purposes ( &WEBSITE tests , one measuring verbal reasoning ability and another measuring numerical reasoning ability . The tests will provide a useful opportunity for you to experience the sorts of tests that you are likely to encounter in selection situations , and we will be able to offer each participant an incentive of £ &NUM for taking part . You will also be able to receive confidential feedback regarding your test scores ; we will check the names and addresses of each participant at the end of the session and will post your test results ( and payment cheques ) to you within &NUM weeks of you completing the test . Your results will remain confidential and will be used for research purposes only . If you are interested , we have arranged to trial the tests in &NAME on Monday 17th &NAME at &NAME &NAME 's College . Each session should take less than &NUM hour ( the numerical test takes &NUM minutes to complete and the verbal test takes &NUM minutes ) . This will also allow time for you to complete a short feedback form to provide us with any comments you may have about the tests . We will be running several sessions throughout the afternoon in the &NAME Room , each lasting approximately &NUM hour . These sessions will be held at &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and 5pm . To book your place , please e-mail me at " &EMAIL " and specify your name , e-mail address , postal address , year of study and which session you intend to come to . I will respond to confirm your place , and will also e-mail a reminder a couple of days before . I will endeavour to guarantee you a place in you chosen session , but if demand exceeds availability , places will be allocated on a first come , first served basis . Thank you very much for your help with these trials . I hope that you find the experience useful . Regards , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME The Pavilion &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM e-mail : &EMAIL &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: CLICK - &NAME Work Abroad Programme - &NAME 14th Feb INTERNATIONAL OPPORTUNITIES The local &NAME committee of AIESEC , the International Student Society , has asked us to forward the following email to you . If you 'd like to know more , please contact them directly . &NAME offers placements of &NUM months in over &NUM countries around the world , in the fields of : &NAME : Marketing , Finance , Personnel , &NAME &NAME Technical : IT database management , web design , software development ; Engineering Development : Language teaching , charity work , environmental work So what 's special about &NAME 's Work Abroad Programme ? We offer you the chance to immerse yourself in another culture , whilst providing you with an extensive support network . You will become a member of another AIESEC community in the area you go to . You will have help finding accommodation , setting up a back account , getting visas , etc , you 'll be met from the airport , taken to your first day at work and offered the opportunity to go and visit local tourist attractions with local AIESEC students . The placements we offer all go through a rigorous selection procedure . They are designed to challenge you and make the most of your skills . You will have constant contact with members of AIESEC throughout your stay , who can deal with any problems that may arise . We also operate a measurement system that allows you to give feedback on your experience during and after the placement . We 're looking for people who are interested in a cultural experience while working for top firms across the world . We want people who are enthusiastic , open-minded and flexible . Takes your fancy ? Visit our website , &WEBSITE placements and go to our online application form . The website also has the committee 's contact details and links to our national AIESEC webpage . The application deadline is Friday 14th &NAME , and if you are successful you will be invited by email to an assessment centre on Sunday 16th &NAME . I look forward to seeing your applications ! &NAME &NAME &NAME Local Committee President &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME outage : Tuesday 29th Oct , &NUM Mains power in the &NAME &NAME building will have to be switched off on Tuesday 29th October to allow new supplies to be connected to the main distribution board for the second floor works . &NAME is scheduled to go off at &NUM and to be back by &NUM , with a contingency period to &NUM . The main computer room should remain running on battery power . The inconvenience is of course regretted . At &NUM stage it seemed that we were going to be faced with &NUM separate disruptions of this nature over the next few weeks , but strenuous efforts by &NAME and others have enabled the jobs to be combined . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME outage : partial reprieve Earlier in the week I announced a power outage for &NUM next Tuesday , 29th October ( with possible overrun to &NUM ) . After much discussion , it has now been decided that the work can be carried out safely with the majority of the power distribution board " live " . Only the circuits immediately adjacent to those being worked on will need to be switched off . The circuits to be switched off supply the telephone equipment ( which has battery backup ) and some of the air handling units . Thus there is likely to be some degradation in ventilation and environmental control , but all power and lighting circuits are now expected to remain on . There is a remote possibility that when the work starts it will be found necessary to switch off after all , so the time period advertised should still be regarded as vulnerable to possible disruption of supply . SUBJECT: &NAME administration I regret that &NAME &NAME is on sick leave this week so &NAME &NAME is managing student administration single-handed . This means that some things , e.g. the Diploma photo , the final arrangements for Part &NUM supervisions , will be delayed for a few days . We hope that normal service will be resumed next week , but in the meantime we appreciate your patience and co-operation . If anyone has a * serious * problem that needs resolving urgently then please contact &NAME in the first instance . She and I will do our best to deal with it . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: IMPORTANT - Closure of the &NAME &NAME Building NOTICE OF CLOSURE OF THE &NAME GATES BUILDING The building is to be used for a major University event on the evening of Tuesday &NUM November &NUM . A security sweep will be done before the event and that means the building has to be vacated at &NUM prompt . There will be no access to * any * parts of the building from &NUM until after the event has ended , so please do not attempt to return before &NUM . I apologise for the inconvenience and hope that we can rely on your full cooperation . &NAME &NAME Departmental Secretary SUBJECT: correction to flu vaccine poster You may have seen posters around the University advertising free flu vaccination . Occupational Health have asked us to clarify this and to apologise for any misunderstandings : the free vaccination is for university employees only - not students . &NAME SUBJECT: reminder about floor cleaning Work is now underway on cleaning and sealing the granite floor in the Street . This means that there will be restricted access to the main doors , the student entrance and the front stairs over the weekend . Please be careful where you walk , and cooperate with the cleaners by avoiding the areas where they are working . They have a mammoth task to get the work done in &NUM weekend . Many thanks &NAME SUBJECT: Building closure reminder Please remember that the &NAME &NAME Building will be closed at &NUM today and everyone on the premises must leave by then . This applies to all parts of the building and its immediate surroundings , ie the cycle store . Please note that the cafe will close at &NUM today . I regret the inconvenience , but trust in your full co-operation . &NAME &NAME Departmental Secretary SUBJECT: Notice of an Election Notice of the election of &NUM Junior &NAME ( &NUM undergraduate and &NUM graduate ) to the Computer Science Syndicate . The procedure for the election shall be that prescribed in the Single &NAME Vote Regulations except that the duties of the &NAME under those regulations shall be performed by the returning officer ( &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ) . He has deputed the performance of the duties of the returning officer which do not involve the exercise of a discretion to me as Secretary of the Computer Science Syndicate . Nominations must be submitted to me IN WRITING and must be signed by the persons proposing and seconding the nomination and shall be accompanied by a statement , signed by the person nominated , that &CHAR / he consents to her / his nomination . The final date for receipt of nominations will be &NUM on Tuesday &NUM November &NUM . Nominations will be published by e-mail and the list displayed on the notice board outside the Student Administration Office in the &NAME &NAME Building . Voting will take place on Tuesday &NUM December &NUM at &NAME Administration reception in the &NAME &NAME Building between &NUM - &NUM and &NUM - &NUM . An electoral roll of all the persons who are eligible to vote and stand as candidates in the election is provided by the &NAME Schools and is displayed on the notice board outside the Student Administration Office . Please ask &NAME or me if you are in any doubt about your standing or that of a proposed candidate . The nomination of any candidate whose name , or the name of the proposer or seconder , is not included in the roll , or in the roll as amended by the Registrary , shall be declared to be invalid . This Notice will be displayed on the notice board outside the Student Admininstration Office . &NAME &NAME Secretary of the Computer Science Syndicate &NUM November &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Notice of an Election - what do Junior &NAME do ? I have been asked to explain about the Computer Science Syndicate and the role of the junior members . The Computer Science Syndicate is the &ORG 's equivalent of a Faculty Board . Broadly speaking , the Syndicate has the same powers as a Faculty Board , overseeing the running of the Department and administering its teaching . The membership consists of the Head of Department , the professors in the department , the Director of the &NAME Service , &NUM representatives of the General Board , &NUM person from Engineering and one from Maths , &NUM representatives elected by officers in the department and &NUM junior members elected by the student body . The Head of Teaching and the Secretary of the School of Technology attend as non-voting observers , the Departmental Secretary is co-opted annually and acts as Secretary to the committee , and the Deputy &NAME is co-opted unless he or she is a member in another category . The Chairman of the Computer Science Syndicate and the IT Syndicate ( the &NAME Service ) are historically the same ; the office is currently held by &NAME &NAME , the Head of Department at the &NAME Laboratory . &ORG receives the Minutes of the Staff Student Committee and the Teaching Committee , and itself reports to the General Board of the University . &ORG Minutes are sent to the Secretary General of the Faculties , the members and to Officers in the &ORG . Copies are filed in the Departmental Secretary 's office , currently Room &NAME , &NAME &NAME Building . The junior members , &NUM Tripos student and &NUM research student , attend the first part of each meeting during which unreserved business is discussed - that 's the bulk of the business and includes things like the &NAME 's annual report , accreditation matters , examiners " reports , teaching matters related to the Tripos and diploma courses , the use of calculators in exams , new proposals for courses , etc. Reserved business covers matters referring to named members of staff ( e.g. promotions and leave of absence ) , and such things as the appointment of Examiners and the Form and Conduct of examinations . The Chairman may ask for the junior members " views on any of the unreserved items , or they can address the meeting through the Chair if they have anything they want to volunteer . If a junior member has a particular concern that they think should be discussed by the Syndicate then they are welcome to talk it over with me first ; the matter can then either be included on a Syndicate agenda , or referred to another person or body . Syndicate meetings are fairly formal and reasonable dress is required ! The timetable for meetings is set a year in advanced and published in Reporter and the University Diary . There are usually &NUM dates in each academical year , but routinely &NUM or &NUM meetings will be cancelled because of lack of business . Meetings are held in the Syndicate Room ( FW11 ) in the &NAME &NAME Building at &NUM on Thursdays . There is nothing to stop someone being on both the Syndicate and the staff student cttee . The jobs do n't overlap much because the latter deals with ongoing day to day questions , suggestions and complaints - how lecture notes are distributed , such and such an exam question was too difficult - whereas the Syndicate is another step up . So if the SSCOMS raised a serious problem that needed higher level discussion , then the matter could be put to the Syndicate . &NAME that helps . &NAME &NAME Departmental Secretary and Secretary of the Computer Science Syndicate SUBJECT: Notice of an Election Notice of an Election of Student &NAME of Faculty Boards - Computer Science Syndicate The following nominations have been received : Undergraduate students : &NAME &NAME , Part &NAME , &NAME College &NAME &NAME , Part &NAME , &NAME College Graduate students : &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME " College The position of graduate representative being uncontested , &NAME &NAME is duely elected to serve on the Computer Science Syndicate for &NUM year from &NUM January &NUM . There will be an election for the undergraduate representative , the candidates being ( in alphabetical order ) : AKHUND , &NAME &NAME , &NAME Voting will take place on Tuesday &NUM December &NUM at &NAME Administration Reception between &NUM - &NUM and &NUM - &NUM . Ballot papers will be provided and the names of the voters checked against an electoral roll provided by the &NAME Schools . The electoral roll will be displayed on the noticeboard outside &NAME Administration . Regulations make provision for amendment of the electoral roll by the Registrary on my recommendation as Returning Officer , at any time before the time fixed for the start of voting . The results of the election will be published on Wednesday &NUM December &NUM by electronic mail and on the Student Administration noticeboard . &NAME &NAME Secretary , Computer Science Syndicate &NUM November &NUM SUBJECT: Grants / Funding Sorry to those who this does not concern . This email is to direct all of you who are expecting cheques to look in your college pigeon holes . Sorry for the delay in finding out , this is the first year we have had to deal with this and there has been a little confusion as to what the procedure is . Yours sincerely &NAME &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: &NAME representatives for SSCOM Dear &NAME , On Monday , November &NUM , we will be holding the election for group representatives on the Staff Student Consultative Committee . You can vote between 9am - 2pm and can only vote once . Please find below the list of nominees for your group . To vote please send an email to &EMAIL with your choice of candidate in the subject line . Candidate Subject &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME - &NAME ) &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME - &NAME ) Yours sincerely &NAME &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: The New Staff / Student Consultative Committee Representatives ( SSCOM ) The following students have been nominated as represenatives for the Staff - &NAME Consultative Committee ( SSCOM ) Research Student - &NAME &NAME &NAME &EMAIL &NAME &NAME - &NAME &NAME &NAME &EMAIL &NAME &NAME - &NAME &NAME &EMAIL &NAME Part &NUM - &NAME &NAME &EMAIL &NAME Part &NUM ( &CHAR ) - &NAME &NAME &EMAIL &NAME Part &NAME - &NAME &NAME &EMAIL &NAME Part &NAME &NUM - &NAME &NAME &EMAIL &NAME Part &NAME &NUM - &NAME &NAME &EMAIL &NAME Part &NAME ( &CHAR ) - &NAME &NAME &EMAIL &NAME Please get in touch with them if there are any issue you would like to be raised at the next SSCOM meeting on Thursday 7th November at 1pm-2pm . Yours sincerely &NAME &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME : 9th November * * * Apologies if you have already received this message . This message is being forwarded onto to a temporary list of &NAME College &NAME members , as it appears that the official college e-mail distribution list is missing many email address . Apologies if you have received this in error . All the details of &NAME events are also available on the web site &WEBSITE * * * UPCOMING EVENTS : GRADUATE HALL : &NAME 12th &NAME - &NUM for &NUM p.m. * Last chance to book ! * The booking deadline for Tuesday 's formal hall is fast approaching ! If you 'd like to go , please book in the Porters " lodge before &NUM p.m. on Sunday . A reception will be held in the &NAME from &NUM p.m. , followed by dinner in hall at &NUM . ( &NAME , etc. required . ) &NAME AND &NAME CARDS TUESDAY 12th &NAME - &NUM : 30pm - &NUM : &NUM , &NUM - &NUM : &NUM I will be giving them out before and after the Formal &NAME this Tuesday in the &NAME . Because &NAME affiliates to the &NAME ( &NAME &NAME of Students ) , all its members can obtain &NAME &NAME , giving a wide range of discounts across the country and providing convenient proof of student status . I can provide you with a blank &NAME Card , for you to fill out your &WEBSITE photograph of yourself ( i.e passport photo sized ) . This will then be stamped with the College stamp to act as proof of identity . &NAME Discount Cards , will also be handed out along with your &NAME / &NAME Card , which entitle you to a range of student discounts in a number of high street shops . An example of the discounts your &NAME cards brings : &NUM discount in &NAME , TopShop and TopMan stores . If you ca n't make it on Tuesday , I 'll give them out at another session later in the term . CHEESE & WINE : &NAME 28th &NAME - &NUM p.m. Try a selection of matched cheeses and wines in the comfort of the &NAME ! To book , please e-mail Roman &NAME - mailto : &EMAIL - and put a cheque for £ &NUM in his Pigeon Hole . Please hurry , since the number of places is limited . &NAME &NAME External Sports Officer &NAME College &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NUM November Hello , I cannot do &NAME cards for people who leave me their details and photo in my pigeon hole - you have to sign the card before it is laminated , which of course you need to do in person . Also , I can only get the college stamp ( which validates the card ) for a limited amount of time . So please try to come to the session before / after &NAME Hall on Tuesday . There will be &NUM more session after this . Any problems e-mail me and I 'll see what I can do . &NAME &NAME Sports / External Officer Dear all , I will be issuing &NAME keys and collect order forms for the matriculation photos , tomorrow before and after the formal hall , &NUM and &NUM in the &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME Treasurer This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Just put them in my pigeonhole by Friday evening . Cheque payable to &NAME College &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME Treasurer &NAME Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi , I 'd like to order a copy of the Graduates Photograph . How can I get my order form and check to you ? Cheers , &NAME &NAME . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NUM November This is a reminder of Thursday 's talk by Dr &NAME : &NUM p.m. in the &NAME Room , &NAME College . Do n't forget that the talk is followed by a FORMAL HALL . If you 'd like to come to this , please book in the Porters " Lodge before &NUM p.m. on Tuesday . There will also be a GRADUATE LECTURE ( and formal hall ) on Thursday 5th December . Details to follow soon . " PLAYING IN THE SAND : PROCESSING GRANULAR SOLIDS " A talk by Dr. &NAME &NAME Senior Lecturer in Chemical Engineering and Senior Tutor at &NAME College Thursday 28th November - &NUM p.m. The &NAME Room , &NAME College &NAME &NAME read Mathematics at &NAME , and then earned a PhD for his work on quarks in DAMPT with &NAME &NAME . He subsequently undertook postdoctoral research on theoretical high energy physics at the &NAME &NAME ( UK ) , University of &NAME ( &NAME ) and &NAME . He has been a chemical engineer for nearly &NUM years ; as well as granular materials , he has worked on heat transfer and fluid mechanics , and has a publication in the Journal of the Institute of Brewing . He has also been a Visiting Academic at &NAME University ( &NAME ) , for a year . 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Please see below for a brief summary of the scheme . This offer is open to undergraduate and graduate members of the College who are due to complete their course of study and graduate this summer ( ie summer &NUM ) . The offer does not extend to students who will not graduate this summer . If you are interested in this scheme there will be an opportunity to ask the &NAME and Dr &NAME questions on Thursday &NUM January at 7.00pm in the &NAME &NAME Room . You are encouraged to attend : this is a remarkably generous offer ! Students who are selected for places at &NAME University of Economics will be expected to stay there between September &NUM and July &NUM . Selection will be made by the Tutorial Committee . Any eligible person wishing to apply for a place should send a written application to the Senior Tutor to arrive no later than &NUM noon on Wednesday &NUM &NAME &NUM . 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It is not offically part of the scheme but worth noting that evenings will be free and work teaching English privately is readily available and quite lucrative with &NUM pounds an hour being a rock-bottom rate , and &NUM to &NUM being more common . This is English conversation , so no knowledge of Japanese is necessary , or in fact any English teaching qualifications or experience . &NUM or &NUM hours of work a week nets &NUM to &NUM hunderd pounds a month , and most students work more hours than that . In these days of student loans this will be a boon to any impecunious student , especially as no tax is payable in &NAME for &NAME citizens for the first &NUM years of residence . This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NUM sessh on Sunday Cheers for the training info . I 'm up for a &NUM session on Sunday . See you then , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM Mar &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : hi , just short & explosive stuff for the next few days - but feel free to join in whenever . Today , I 'm gonna do plyometrics ( all sorts of funny jumping ) at the track at &NUM Tomorrow , &NAME and I are doing &NUM sets of 8x100m with 30sec rest on the grass at &NAME &NAME , 10.00am . On Sunday , I think the deal is 400-session , &NUM at the track . see you soon . &NAME On &NAME , &NUM Mar &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi , Its &NAME . If you 're going out training , e-mail me &NAME I might be interested . Cheers , &NAME SUBJECT: Hi Hi , Its &NAME . If you 're going out training , e-mail me &NAME I might be interested . Cheers , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME &NAME but its my rest day today . I did a mega leg weights session yesterday and my legs feel really heavy . But keep posting me on sessions . If you 're interested , me and a friend are doing some speed and agility tomorrow around &NUM on &NAME fields . This will involve drills such as running around cones etc. See you around , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey &NAME , I 'm gonna do a plyometric session at the track at 5.30pm if you 're interested . &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hey everyone . &NAME and &NAME would like to have the session at &NUM tommorow instead if that 's okay with any &NUM who is coming down ? see you then &NAME &NAME Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME " &NAME " &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME Just letting you know I intend to do some speed work on grass at &NAME on monday , I 'm pretty flexible with times so I 'm open to suggestions if anyone wants to join me , otherwise I 'll be doing around lunch time Doing a Jump session with &NAME &CHAR 2.00pm on Tuesday also . &NAME &NAME / Hurdle session If we 're going to do a &NAME session this week I 'd quite like thursday ( I 'm quite flexible with times though ) , and I know &NAME would prefere lunch times . Does anyone have &NAME email address ? Later all &NAME &NAME , when Are you planning to train this week SUBJECT: Re Language &NAME Club Natural language processing techniques for text retrieval &NUM ) I have had to hand over primary responsibility for this to &NAME , but I have agreed to assist and am very willing to answer questions about the topic . I may also have copies of further material you are interested in seeing . &NUM ) the listed &NAME : the background paper is available electronically as indicated . &NAME &NUM book is in the &NAME library . I also have a copy . &NAME paper and &NAME paper I have just arranged that &NAME &NAME will hold a master of these so go to him if you want to make a copy ( they may or may not be electronically available from their authors - I havent searched ) . &NAME book is in the &NAME library , and I also have it . A possible further paper is &CHAR &CHAR &NAME et &NAME , Linguistic knowledge can improve information retrieval " &NAME &NAME / &NAME &NUM , &NUM - this indirectly raises the question of what the &NAME task is and hence how one is evaluating performance &NAME &CHAR &CHAR SUBJECT: Training tomorrow ( &NAME ) Hello , &NAME has a lot of work on and so we 've decided to move the 400m session to &NUM 30pm on Tuesday , so that work can be done before hand . &NAME mentioned that you may be planning to be there . Hope your all well , and training fast ! See you tomorrow , &NAME SUBJECT: Volunteers ( native English speakers ) needed for &NAME experiment I am posting this for a friend . - - &NAME Subject : Volunteers needed for &NAME experiment We are a group of researchers at the University of &NAME who are presently conducting an experimental study of language use . As part of this study , we 're looking for people who are willing to take part in an experiment conducted over the &NAME Wide Web . By taking part in this experiment , you will automatically be entered into our PRIZE draw . We will randomly choose &NUM participants who will each be sent a cheque for &NUM pounds . The &NAME is open to anyone willing to receive a &NAME cheque . To participate , you need to be a native speaker of English . The experimental procedure is simple ; you 'll see a small number of texts in which the order of the sentences is scrambled . Your task is to arrange the sentences so that they form a coherent text . The experiment will take approximately &NUM minutes to complete . To participate , you will need a web browser that supports Javascript . The experiment is called Sentence Ordering '' and can be found at the following web site : &WEBSITE / Thanks in advance for your help ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME / School of Informatics --- &NAME of &NAME &NUM &NAME Place , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME -------- &NUM &EMAIL ------ &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Meeting with your course advisor Hi &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . I am your course supervisor , and I would like to meet with you before this term finishes , to see how you 're doing . Could you please let me know if you would prefer to meet on Wednesday , or after the labs in the afternoon ( ie at &NUM ) , or if you 'd prefer some other time . Thanks . - &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Meeting with your course advisor Hi &NAME , how about 2pm on Thursday &NUM ? &NAME SUBJECT: &CHAR and &CHAR practical Hi students , the description of the computing and the web practical will be on the C-W webpage coming Monday . &NAME SUBJECT: &CHAR and &CHAR practical -- a question and its answer Hi I got an email asking how the same &NAME file could be associated with both a &NAME and a &NAME &NAME schema at the same time ( without editing the &NAME file ) . The answer is that this is not technically possible -- for this practical you can comment things in and out of your files . Here 's the long answer : &NAME and &NAME &NAME are alternative schema languages , and in no real-world application would anybody have BOTH associated with the same file , as I asked you to do for this exercise . Thus , the &NAME specifications do not define an elegant syntax to connect an &NAME file to both . In the practical , you will have to comment the DOCTYPE declaration ( and for later answers , certain processing instructions ( &NAME ) in and out of the &NAME file during this exercise -- send the final &NAME file with all lines in it , but commented out , I will be able to figure out what you meant . As a reminder : &NAME validation needs a hard-wired DOCTYPE declaration in the &NAME document . Use &NAME to validate . RelaxNG validation works with the program jing -- give it the RelaxNG schema as a parameter , and comment the DOCTYPE declaration out . &NAME this clarifies things-- &NAME &NAME : &NUM small remark about what you said -- you said that if you omit the DOCTYPE declaration , your &NAME is VALID . This is not the case -- for validity you need a schema by definition ! What you probably meant is that the parser does not complain , but in the given case this only means the &NAME is WELL-FORMED -- the parser automatically switches to a well-formed parse only if it finds no DOCTYPE declaration . If there is a DOCTYPE declaration , the stakes are higher , and several things must now hold : the dtd must exist , must comply with &NAME syntax rules , and must correctly describe the structure of the &NAME instance . - ------ End of &NAME Message SUBJECT: &NAME exercise submissions Hi &NAME , according to my counts , I have so far received submissions from the following people : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME If you are not mentioned on this list , please remember to submit by tomorrow . Thanks . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME : Language &NAME Hi &NAME , I was wondering if you could please let me know where the top-docs and question files that we can use for testing our baseline system or could you please make these available ! thanks &NAME : ) &NAME , the parsed questions ( currently best version ) are in ques-out-jan29.rmrs &NUM parsed answer files are in rmrs / ans ( namely questions &NUM and &NUM ) . This data should be enough for your immediate testing needs -- please let me know if this is not the case . We are currently working on &CHAR ) parsing all top_docs and &CHAR ) the exact rmrs 's will also change in the final version . They will contain more information , but are already syntactically correct ( cf. the corresponding dtd ) . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME : Language &NAME I was just wondering if you could unzip the files so that we can test our programs using the documents in that folder . Unfortunately our disk quottas are so low we ca n't fit in an unzipped version of the files in our own directories and do n't have permission to unzip them into that folder ! It makes little sense to unzip the &NUM ( example ) files now , as in the long run , the &NUM files will have to remain zipped due to limited disk space ( remember , these are the analyses of &NUM &NUM documents ! ) You 'll have to find a way to unzip them on the fly , eg. using zcat , or , if your program cannot read in from standard-input , you 'll have to put a temporary file on the /tmp of your machine . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME : Language &NAME Hi , we had to fix something in rmrsdump - thanks to &NAME for finding out . You have to copy the C++ classes and headers again from /usr / groups / mphil / qa03 / xmlrmrs / and recompile if you start trying things out on the big files . Sorry for inconvenience caused . - &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NUM Practical Hi students , a number of questions about the &NAME &NUM practical have accummulated . Here are the answers : &NUM The baseline system should include treatment of &NAME arguments and other information -- just word matching is not enough . &NUM The deadline for it ( you should be finished with it by Friday next week ) is just an internal deadline -- you will describe the entire system , baseline Plus extension , in your report . &NUM The eval directory should now be visible from your directory . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME : Language &NAME -- buffer size Hi &NAME , as &NAME found out , sentence [ &NUM ] in &NAME has &NUM bytes and is too long for the current memory buffer ( default &NUM bytes ) . So use the constructor with a buffer size : &NAME rmrs ( &NUM ) ; instead of &NAME rmrs ; and slowly upgrade this should you run into this problem again for future sentences . - &NAME SUBJECT: LANG-2 practical : new version of &NAME * Hi , &WEBSITE is available ( thanks to &NAME ) that deals with the buffer size problem by printing out how much space is needed in case of a buffer overrun . This will keep people from having to guess . ( &NUM was the size needed to get all the way through q1 ) . Please copy this new version from /usr / groups / mphil / xmlrmrs / xmlrmrs. * and recompile . &NAME SUBJECT: xmlrmrs fixed Dear students , in a version of last night 's xmlrmrs , the last sentence ws not processed to the end . &NAME built in some changes , this is &WEBSITE again and recompile . ( Then you do n't need &NAME 's workaround ) . &NAME says : &NAME this is fixed now . The behavior of the Windows stream library is slightly different then gnu and gnu was returning a fail bit set on a call to getline ( ) with a long line . &WEBSITE and xmlrmrs.h Other changes : Implemented the &NAME error handlers so we will get line number information if it detects a malformed &NAME file or &NAME . For the students : &NAME : : &NAME ( ) now takes a boolean value . If false is passed in , it will &NAME the creation of a &NAME for that sentence . This is helpful if you are analyzing a sentence , say [ &NUM ] and want to &NAME the others : A value of true is the normal behavior . This is set as default so you do not need to change your programs unless you wish to take advantage of this feature . SUBJECT: Language Practical &NUM : &NAME about Extension Systems Hi , next Thursday at &NAME , &NAME and I will talk about the possible extension systems for Language Practical &NUM , in the lecture room . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME project Yes , we should discuss this , but we have to do it on Friday or on Thursday because I am not here tomorrow / Wednesday . Either Thursday around &NUM , or Friday &NUM &NUM . Let me know . The Web interface project has had an awful lot of interest , so no guarantee you 'll get it . - &NAME SUBJECT: Re : LANG-2 practical ( Fwd ) I copied it over &NAME - ------ Forwarded Message There was another bug I fixed for one of the students this &WEBSITE . Can you copy it over from my home directory please ? I think to be fair everyone should know about it . The bug was that after using &NAME : : close ( ) , the next time you called &NAME : : open ( ) , it would fail to parse the &NAME header . The open ( )/close ( ) pairs now work as intended . eh - ------ End of Forwarded Message SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NUM paper for Lecture &NUM Hi &NAME , The paper " Description of the TREC-9 &NAME System " is not in the &NAME &NUM Proceedings . I also checked the author 's web site , no luck . Will you please help where to find this paper ? By the way , are you going to prepare a list of literature for each lecture as seen on the web for last year ? Such as : Lecture &NUM : ( &NAME ) Paper &NUM Paper &NUM or chapter ? ? from book ? ? . Lecture &NUM : ( &NAME ) Paper &NUM Paper &NUM or chapter ? ? from book ? ? . I think it will be very helpful . Thanks , &NAME Hi &NAME , it 's great that you keep up with the reading material in the lectures . As for the papers , we are trying to train you to be independent researchers . With google and / or researchindex as search tools , you can find virtually any recent paper on the web . To make it easier to you , each lecture note already lists the papers which are covered . As you might have found out , most of my topics are not covered in detail in juraffsky / &NAME so you have to read papers . ( I will add some useful pointers to other books in some cases , eg. Schuetze / &NAME has some good chapters ) . I assume the paper you are looking for is &NAME et &NAME 's paper . What you might not know , because you are a part timer , is that there is a copy of it in /usr / groups / mphil / qa03 / reports . &NAME , do a web search to find their slightly different version which is on TREC-9 , and many other versions of this paper from conferences . &NAME SUBJECT: URGENT : reschedule &NAME lecture &NUM Hi students , due to a family emergency , &NUM cannot give &NAME lecture &NUM ( discourse processing ) on Tuesday . The question is when to reschedule . I suggest Monday , 10th ( day before ) , at &NUM noon . Please let me know if this causes any conflict in your schedules . If it 's okay with you , you do n't need to email . Thanks . - &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME project , Detecting sentiment shift Hi &NAME , I think we should have a meeting soon , so that you can start writing your work plan . How about this friday afternoon , or thursday afternoon ? &CHAR SUBJECT: Language practicals -- evaluation Hi students , some questions have come up concerning the evaluation of your systems , and here are the answers : &NUM The question parses will not change anymore , they are in their final form . &NUM For evaluation , please exclude questions that are not parsed . &NUM You will receive " unseen " ( &NAME ) data in the same format as the development data you use up to now , sometime next week . Because you should report your system 's performance on the test data without any changes to your system , this data is deliberately held back until the very end . The difference between the system 's performance on the test data and on the seen ( development ) data -- which you should also report -- tests the generalisability of your strategies . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Language practicals -- evaluation &NUM For evaluation , please exclude questions that are not parsed . &NAME , does this mean that the system should provide no output for these questions , i.e : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM if question &NUM does not have a parse structure . Correct , this is how you should be doing it -- &NAME is not lowered if you have no output for a given question , cf. eval.pl . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME project , Detecting sentiment shift &NAME , could you please bring some printouts of reviews with you to the meeting tomorrow ? SUBJECT: Re : &NAME project , Detecting sentiment shift &NAME , I am not feeling well today and therefore I have to cancel our meeting at &NAME today . can we do the meeting tomorrow instead ? how about 5pm tomorrow , after the practical ? &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME files for Language Practical &NUM now available Hi students , the &NUM test files are now available , in /usr / groups / mphil / qa03 / test . The top_docs documents contain &NUM documents each , not &NUM each like in your development set . &WEBSITE . Question rmrss are available in questions.rmrs . &NAME rmrss in top_docs_rmrs . NE versions of the documents , necessary if you 're doing the NE extension , in &NAME . And in case you want to look at the raw text , it 's in top_docs . Please let me know if there are any problems . - &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME project workplan the workplan is good . Needs more detail for weeks &NUM . Make up some potential milestones . Separate into " overall algorithm " ' feature detection " ' feature determination " . Time for installing an off-the shelf &NAME text classifier or &NAME algorithm . Week &NUM could be half same incremental eval / improvement as in week &NUM , and half human evaluation and analysis of results . &NUM day running the experiment of asking sb ( partha ? ) to annotate sentiment shift , a day or &NUM for analysis . Automatic eval on test corpus should not take as long as a week . It 's just a guess at this point : it 's gonna change a bit anyway . I can give you detailed comments on a draft if you manage to get the draft to me &NUM days before the final deadline . This is a hard deadline -- later than that , an &NUM cannot give you comments anymore , because I am also one of the examiners . Calculate this in , with the exact date , when you write the workplan . It definitely helps the mark / report to get these comments . So it 's in your own interest to have something ready by then . I suggest to split the data into : &NUM -- annotated training data . I do n't think you want to promise you 'll do &NUM , but if you find &NAME fast , you can do it and it will improve your results . Do n't promise it though . &NUM -- unseen test data , for final eval . &NUM should be enough . &NUM -- seen development data : you can allow yourself to do searches in it , look at them , see how the current system classifies and make decisions on the basis of it , because you are allowed to look at it . Important for developmetn corpus to be reasonably large . &NAME text overall -- Possibly replace " in parallel " for " interchangably " - or is that what you meant ? &NAME &NAME when you say shifting-window technique . Define topic shift when you first use it . Annotator agreement : you with yourself after several weeks is called intra-annotator agreement . You with somebody else is called inter-annotator agreement . &NAME resend me the more detailed plan for weeks &NUM before you submit . - &NAME SUBJECT: Numbering on test data Are you guys okay with the data as it is ? Somebody suggested I change the numbers to &NUM . I will do that , but only if there 's sufficient interest . If your systems deal fine with the data as it is , I will leave the numbers ( they are original TREC-9 numbers ) . &NAME SUBJECT: LANG-2 practical : &NAME directory contains questions and answers as &NUM &NAME for your convenience &SMILEY You can use either test or test2 . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : powerpoint I did n't attach anything here 's the file SUBJECT: Re : hope this email is correct Hi &NAME , Thanks for the email . You reached the correct person . The site you sent looks very interesting ... I 'll check it out . Could you please send me you &NAME . Thanks . I need it for the entry material . Cheers , &NAME If you 're not &NAME &NAME ( whoose email have trouble remembering ) , I apologise - and please ignore this . If you are , however - here 's my email to you : Hey &NAME - this probably repeats much of what you 've already said , but elaborates a bit more ... It 's mainly taken from some guy who seems to have studied this a bit ... &WEBSITE pick and choose from it as you wich . &NAME It should be noted however that there is no such thing as a game only for women . &NAME efforts should be in the direction of games that appeal to both genders and utilise the female market that way rather than targetting them exclusively . To do this &NAME will try to appeal to " what women want " from games , while preserving traditional game ingrediences and avoiding to portray females as stereotypes . Among the things women want more of from games are the following : - ) Female roles ( to identify with ) - ) Females should never be portraid as sex objects ( because they are not identified with ) - ) Relationship issues , e.g. families , romance ... ( to provide emotional interest ) - ) Character interaction and development ( to provide commitment and involvment ) - ) Evolving story ( to provide commitment and involvment ) - ) Fantacy setting ( to provide escapism ) - ) Historical settings ( to provide interesting information ) - ) Logical puzzles ( to provide intellectual stimulation ) - ) Learning e.g. mythology , history , science . ( to provide intellectual stimulation ) - ) Combat should be presented only if rational and well integrated into the story ( because violence must be justified ) . - ) No difficult real-time combat in Adventure games ( as this is disliked by adventure games player regardless of gender . ) Now some stuff about indian software / games development ( you 've probably read this ) It 's from &WEBSITE The games software industry in &NAME is expected to grow to $ &NUM mill . within the next &NUM years , - hence awareness about gaming in &NAME is raised ( you need gaming-aware people to build successful games ) . hm ... reading this it seems more and more like this is the article you 've based your stuff on ... so I 'll leave it at that . and some suggestions for you to reject about the name : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME ( after the rocket used by the russians in ww2 ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME enjoy . &NAME SUBJECT: Fwd : Booking for &NAME " Dinner Hi guys , This is the dinner I spoke about . I was mistaken about the cost , it will be £ &NUM per person . Let me know &NAME if you would like to come . I have reserved spaces for you but I need to cancel if you ca n't make it . Thanks . Cheers , &NAME &NAME New Year & welcome back ! We hope you had an enjoyable break . Last term ended on a high note for the £ 350K - we received &NUM entries for the first round of submissions ... making this a new record ! This term , we continue with our speaker meetings ( e.g. &NAME &NAME , founder of Car &NAME Warehouse ) , and social events . We also have our annual general meeting ( 12th Feb ) where we seek a new committee to take on the reins of this world-renowned society . The end of term also sees the deadline for the £ &NAME competition ... which you should all have go at . Separately , the £ &NAME competition will step up a gear as the finalists start getting serious in a bid to claim their share of £ &NUM , &NUM in May . There will be an opportunity for members to join the finalist teams later in the term . More on that soon . Meanwhile , talking of finalists ... * * * * * * Qualifiers " Dinner * * * * * This term kicks off in grand style on the 16th of January with the eagerly anticipated and ever-popular " £ &NAME &NAME " Dinner " . This exquisite black-tie event brings together international and local entrepreneurs , with members of CU Entrepreneurs to celebrate the entrepreneurial spirit and , most importantly , to announce the finalists of the £ &NAME competition . It always promises to be a highly entertaining and charged affair and is not to be missed . This year , the dinner will be held in the stunning &NAME 's College &NAME Hall . The guest speaker is &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME of &NAME , and all of the ( up to ) &NUM finalists will be giving a short pitch on their qualifying entries . Places are strictly limited and we are working on a first-come-first-served basis . Tickets are highly subsidised . Event : £ &NAME &NAME " Dinner Venue : &NAME 's College &NAME : 16th January &NAME : £ &NUM for members and students Please e-mail &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) to book a place and send a cheque to : CU &NAME Institute for &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME will close on Sunday , 12th January ( &NUM days ) , so make sure you respond &NAME . The menu will be available on the website soon . On behalf of the committee , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Tuesday at &NUM : 00pm Hello All , Can everyone make it to a meeting tomorrow ( Tuesday , &NAME 28th ) at &NAME &NAME ? We can meet in the Judge , 2nd floor by the sofas . Broadly , we can talk about how to go forward . Cheers , &NAME SUBJECT: women gamers sites Hi &NAME , Below are the &NUM websites we talk about ... enjoy ! &WEBSITE / Cheers , &NAME SUBJECT: meeting Tuesday &NAME 4th at &NUM : &NUM . Hello All , We are meeting tomorrow at &NUM : &NUM in the Judge , same place as last week ... We can discuss our progress and future steps . Cheers , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Tuesday at &NUM : &NUM See you there ! SUBJECT: Re : who wants to be a &CHAR programmer ... Hey Mr. &CHAR , I 'm not drunk , yet ! Just slightly toasted . It 's a happy feeling . I 'm done with the exam , it sucked but was a joke . I hope I passed ! Thanks for the reminder because I would have forgotten otherwise ! &NAME stuff : Look for either &NAME or reference number : ST-09032003 / &NAME at : &WEBSITE Then goto the &NAME website for more info ... do n't apply for the &NAME office because its impossible to get into ... go for an office in the middle of nowhere and you can transfer after a year ! I 'll bring the p&g case tonight . See you tonight ... Cheers , &NAME On Mar &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , if you 're not drunk already , could you email me that &NAME stuff + the case study about &NAME . Wicked Sir , When I 'm done fucking with this &NAME .. SUCKER OF &CHAR C++ PROGRAM I 'll return with a vengance for some serious &NAME partying . ( home between &NUM and &NUM ) &NAME SUBJECT: Re : [ &NAME ] &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Thank you for submitting your solution to the &NUM &NAME and the Web mid-term exercise . I am pleased to advise you that your solution is satisfactory and that you will be awarded full marks for this part of the practical assessment . &NAME &NAME The " mini-browser " has been tested on &NAME &NUM . SUBJECT: Speech data needed &NAME &NAME ( KK ) and myself are doing some experimental work on voice transformation . We need &NUM or &NUM volunteers ( male and female ) who are willing to record about &NUM sentences . They must be native British English speakers . There is no cash payment , but each volunteer will receive a bottle of champagne or vintage wine in compensation for the time spent ( about &NUM hours total ) . Any volunteers please email &NAME directly . &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &CHAR and &CHAR mid term exercise The following students have qualified so far If your name is not on this list and you think it should be , please email me asap . For those who have still not handed in your solutions , the last chance for getting feedback is &NUM noon today . After that time &NUM cannot guarantee to check it til after the closing deadline , which means that you will get no second chance to deal with any problems that I find . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Invitation - Industry Day To all &NAME &NAME &NAME is being very polite . This day is organised for your benefit and we expect all students to attend ! So please RSVP positively to &NAME 's request . Have a good Christmas . &NAME Dear &NAME &NAME , You are cordially invited to attend the annual Industry &NAME events on the 17th January &NUM from &NUM : &NUM in the &NAME lecture room and Seminar Room &NUM ( &NAME - first floor ) . There will be a series of Industry talks , a buffet lunch and talks on current research in both the &ORG and Department of Engineering , and lots of opportunity to talk with members of the Industry Supporters " Club . The day is scheduled &NUM days after your examinations , so you should be feeling relaxed , and we expect a good turnout . Please RSVP to &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) . &NAME &ORG Student Administration &NAME &NAME Building &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM Email : &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: link to electronic journals here is the link to UL 's list of electronic journals ... &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Dear Sir / Madam , I am looking for a venue to hold a private formal dinner for between &NUM and &NUM people sometime around the end of November . Do you cater for such events ? If so , please could you send me some details including an estimate of the cost involved for such a function . 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Thank you very much for all your help . Yours faithfully , &NAME &NAME This message has been checked for all known viruses by MessageLabs . This message has been checked for all known viruses by MessageLabs . Dear &NAME Thank you for your enquiry regarding holding a formal event at &NAME &NAME Hotel . Can you confirm if you are looking for a daytime or evening event ? These events vary according to day or night , buffet or dinner etc. Please forward full postal address along with further information and I shall send menus and pricing by return . &NAME regards &NAME &NAME Events Manager Scanned by &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME . Visit &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : Dear &NAME , Thanks for your reply . I 'm hoping to hold an evening event . My address is as follows : &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM Thanks very much . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME Thank you for your enquiry regarding holding a formal event at &NAME &NAME Hotel . Can you confirm if you are looking for a daytime or evening event ? These events vary according to day or night , buffet or dinner etc. Please forward full postal address along with further information and I shall send menus and pricing by return . &NAME regards &NAME &NAME Events Manager Scanned by &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME . Visit &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Dear &NAME , Thank you for your reply . I would appreciate costing for &NUM course and &NUM / &NUM course dinners as I have not at this stage decided on a preference . My address is : &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM Thank you for all your help . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME Thank you for your recent enquiry . I apologise for the delay in replying as we have had difficulty with our server . We do hold private dinners at &NAME &NAME and do cater for such events . If you would be so kind as to give me a general idea of the type of dinner that you are looking for - &NUM course , &NUM &NUM course , wines , reception drinks .. I would be happy to prepare a full costing for you . I would also be grateful if you culd forward me your address so that I may put some details in the post to you . &NAME regards &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: An invitation to celebrate my 21st birthday Dear all , In &NUM weeks time I will be &NUM ! I would like to invite you all to a dinner at &NAME &NAME , near &NAME , on the evening of Saturday 30th November to celebrate my 21st birthday . Dress code will be black tie and I have booked a room for the occasion . Cost will be between £ &NUM and £ &NUM each depending on numbers ( probably nearer £ &NUM ) . Thanks to those who I 've already told about this and have said that they can come . I realise you will not all be able to , although I am giving you some advance notice in the hope that as many as possible will manage to make it . Could you let me know by email , telephone or face to face communication , as soon as is convenient , whether you &NUM ) Would like to come &NUM ) Will be able to come &NUM ) Might be able to come &NUM ) Wo n't be able to come Thanks very much for considering this . I know it is quite expensive , but I would like to do something memorable to celebrate my 21st ... Hoping you are all happy in whatever you are doing . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : An invitation to celebrate my 21st birthday um , think that sould be fine , tho it will def . depend on where I am and what I 'm doing . but it will be a priority , worry not ! love &NAME xx From : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME To : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Subject : An invitation to celebrate my 21st birthday Date : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear all , In &NUM weeks time I will be &NUM ! I would like to invite you all to a dinner at &NAME &NAME , near &NAME , on the evening of Saturday 30th November to celebrate my 21st birthday . Dress code will be black tie and I have booked a room for the occasion . Cost will be between £ &NUM and £ &NUM each depending on numbers ( probably nearer £ &NUM ) . Thanks to those who I 've already told about this and have said that they can come . I realise you will not all be able to , although I am giving you some advance notice in the hope that as many as possible will manage to make it . Could you let me know by email , telephone or face to face communication , as soon as is convenient , whether you &NUM ) Would like to come &NUM ) Will be able to come &NUM ) Might be able to come &NUM ) Wo n't be able to come Thanks very much for considering this . I know it is quite expensive , but I would like to do something memorable to celebrate my 21st ... Hoping you are all happy in whatever you are doing . &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : An invitation to celebrate my 21st birthday &NAME , hey , have to be quick as I 'm supposed to be working . yes , &NAME and I should be able to make your birthday party on 30th ! ! Exciting ! &NAME to see you and others in &NAME yesterday , hope alls well and be in touch again soon , &NAME &SMILEY From : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : An invitation to celebrate my 21st birthday Date : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear all , In &NUM weeks time I will be &NUM ! I would like to invite you all to a dinner at &NAME &NAME , near &NAME , on the evening of Saturday 30th November to celebrate my 21st birthday . Dress code will be black tie and I have booked a room for the occasion . Cost will be between £ &NUM and £ &NUM each depending on numbers ( probably nearer £ &NUM ) . Thanks to those who I 've already told about this and have said that they can come . I realise you will not all be able to , although I am giving you some advance notice in the hope that as many as possible will manage to make it . Could you let me know by email , telephone or face to face communication , as soon as is convenient , whether you &NUM ) Would like to come &NUM ) Will be able to come &NUM ) Might be able to come &NUM ) Wo n't be able to come Thanks very much for considering this . I know it is quite expensive , but I would like to do something memorable to celebrate my 21st ... Hoping you are all happy in whatever you are doing . &NAME &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : An invitation to celebrate my 21st birthday Hi &NAME I came round to see you twice in &NUM days but your whirlwind of social activity clearly thwarted my plans ... And I 'm now told you 've been taken ill again and gone home ! I therefore resort to an electronic reply - I 'd love to come and celebrate your birthday with you , am available to and want to , so count that as a yes . Sounds like it 's going to be quite an occasion ! Hope you get well soon &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear all , In &NUM weeks time I will be &NUM ! I would like to invite you all to a dinner at &NAME &NAME , near &NAME , on the evening of Saturday 30th November to celebrate my 21st birthday . Dress code will be black tie and I have booked a room for the occasion . Cost will be between £ &NUM and £ &NUM each depending on numbers ( probably nearer £ &NUM ) . Thanks to those who I 've already told about this and have said that they can come . I realise you will not all be able to , although I am giving you some advance notice in the hope that as many as possible will manage to make it . Could you let me know by email , telephone or face to face communication , as soon as is convenient , whether you &NUM ) Would like to come &NUM ) Will be able to come &NUM ) Might be able to come &NUM ) Wo n't be able to come Thanks very much for considering this . I know it is quite expensive , but I would like to do something memorable to celebrate my 21st ... Hoping you are all happy in whatever you are doing . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : An invitation to celebrate my 21st birthday It is really unlikely but as I really want to come I 'll see what I can do . I think in all likelyhood it 's not going to work . I gues that 's the pain of having a youth work job . &NAME Dear all , In &NUM weeks time I will be &NUM ! I would like to invite you all to a dinner at &NAME &NAME , near &NAME , on the evening of Saturday 30th November to celebrate my 21st birthday . Dress code will be black tie and I have booked a room for the occasion . Cost will be between £ &NUM and £ &NUM each depending on numbers ( probably nearer £ &NUM ) . Thanks to those who I 've already told about this and have said that they can come . I realise you will not all be able to , although I am giving you some advance notice in the hope that as many as possible will manage to make it . Could you let me know by email , telephone or face to face communication , as soon as is convenient , whether you &NUM ) Would like to come &NUM ) Will be able to come &NUM ) Might be able to come &NUM ) Wo n't be able to come Thanks very much for considering this . I know it is quite expensive , but I would like to do something memorable to celebrate my 21st ... Hoping you are all happy in whatever you are doing . &NAME &NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : An invitation to celebrate my 21st birthday &NAME ! I hope your lung is holding up . With regards to your birthday , I hope that will still be on . &NAME and I and possibly &NAME will be coming up together for that , so , it sounds fun ! &NAME ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Private dinner - 30th November Dear &NAME I am sorry to hear you have been unwell , I hope you are feeling better now . The &NUM deposit is to secure the booking and will be taken off the full balance . On the contract is have sent this confirms the timings the room is available from and to , if I can help you further please contac me . &NAME regards &NAME &NAME Events Manager Dear &NAME , My apologies for having not yet returned the ? &NUM deposit to book a room for the private dinner I wish to hold on the 30th November . Unfortunately I was taken ill last week with a collapsed lung and have been unable to complete the form as yet . I will try and send it off early next week . I hope this is not inconvenient . Could you clarify whether or not the deposit is separate from the cost of the menu per person ? Also , for what length of time will we have the room booked for that evening ? I will send you details of exactly how many people I require catering for and which menu I have chosen as soon as I know . Many thanks once agin . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME Thank you for your enquiry regarding holding a formal event at &NAME &NAME Hotel . Can you confirm if you are looking for a daytime or evening event ? These events vary according to day or night , buffet or dinner etc. Please forward full postal address along with further information and I shall send menus and pricing by return . &NAME regards &NAME &NAME Events Manager Scanned by &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME . Visit &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : Birthday parties ! &NAME ! Oh wow , a birthday at &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I 'd love to come , thank you . As for Scrabble on Sunday I 'd really like to , but am meant to get back from a fieldtrip at &NUM on Sunday evening , grrrrr ! I 'll probably be muddy , wet and shattered , so I doubt the rest of your flat would want me there , but I 'd love to play scrabble with you and &NAME another time . I 'm glad you can come to my party , I 'm really looking forward to it ! Love from , &NAME ( who thinks her husband SHOULD be ashamed of his matrimonial record ! ) Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Private dinner - 30th November Dear &NAME , My apologies for having not yet returned the £ &NUM deposit to book a room for the private dinner I wish to hold on the 30th November . Unfortunately I was taken ill last week with a collapsed lung and have been unable to complete the form as yet . I will try and send it off early next week . I hope this is not inconvenient . Could you clarify whether or not the deposit is separate from the cost of the menu per person ? Also , for what length of time will we have the room booked for that evening ? I will send you details of exactly how many people I require catering for and which menu I have chosen as soon as I know . Many thanks once agin . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME Thank you for your enquiry regarding holding a formal event at &NAME &NAME Hotel . Can you confirm if you are looking for a daytime or evening event ? These events vary according to day or night , buffet or dinner etc. Please forward full postal address along with further information and I shall send menus and pricing by return . &NAME regards &NAME &NAME Events Manager Scanned by &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME . Visit &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: 21st Birthday Hi &NAME , Just wondered if you 'd like to come to a formal dinner at &NAME Castle on the 30th November to celebrate my 21st ? Dress code will be black tie and I have booked a room . Cost will be £ &NUM . Let me know if you want to come / can make it or not . Have a good day , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , I think I 'll probably be up at &NAME 's on the saturday . Some of us will be staying in my flat and some in college , but I 'm sure we could meet up . Would love to see you in the afternoon . I 'm very sorry you ca n't make it , but I hope you have a nice time at home . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , &NAME you 're doing OK and in good health . I 'm really really sorry but there 's just no way I can make it to your party - I 'm going home the night before and so cannot takt the evening off &NAME 'll be at youth club until &NUM then at a Church social . I 'm really sorry , I would have loved to come to help you celebrate your 21st . I 'd like to try to come over in the early pm to see everyone and to wish you a happy birthday . Will you all be around in college after lunch ? Have a good couple of weeks and I 'll see you soon , &NAME &NAME &NUM helps ELIMINATE E-MAIL VIRUSES . ( &WEBSITE &NUM months FREE * . Hi &NAME , &NAME you 're doing OK and in good health . I 'm really really sorry but there 's just no way I can make it to your party - I 'm going home the night before and so cannot takt the evening off &NAME 'll be at youth club until &NUM then at a Church social . I 'm really sorry , I would have loved to come to help you celebrate your 21st . I 'd like to try to come over in the early pm to see everyone and to wish you a happy birthday . Will you all be around in college after lunch ? Have a good couple of weeks and I 'll see you soon , &NAME &NAME &NUM helps ELIMINATE E-MAIL VIRUSES . Get &NUM months FREE * . SUBJECT: Re : An invitation to celebrate my 21st birthday Hi &NAME , I 've just realised that I never actually replied to this ... sorry ! Is it still possible to come ? - in which case , please count me in. See you at supper , &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear all , In &NUM weeks time I will be &NUM ! I would like to invite you all to a dinner at &NAME &NAME , near &NAME , on the evening of Saturday 30th November to celebrate my 21st birthday . Dress code will be black tie and I have booked a room for the occasion . Cost will be between £ &NUM and £ &NUM each depending on numbers ( probably nearer £ &NUM ) . Thanks to those who I 've already told about this and have said that they can come . I realise you will not all be able to , although I am giving you some advance notice in the hope that as many as possible will manage to make it . Could you let me know by email , telephone or face to face communication , as soon as is convenient , whether you &NUM ) Would like to come &NUM ) Will be able to come &NUM ) Might be able to come &NUM ) Wo n't be able to come Thanks very much for considering this . I know it is quite expensive , but I would like to do something memorable to celebrate my 21st ... Hoping you are all happy in whatever you are doing . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME news ... &NAME ... I 've got some bad news about your party ... I do n't know whether to ring you or email , but you 're ( probably ) not going to like it . you can choose your medium . I do have an alternative . &NAME . and I 'm deeply sorry in a very heartfelt way . &NAME &CHAR STOP MORE &NAME with the new &NAME &NUM and get &NUM months FREE * Hi &NAME , Well , trying to organise your life is certainly a full-time task . The only possible option seems to be for you to get to &NAME for around &NUM o' clock . Then &NAME would meet you and take you to &NAME with &NAME and &NAME . This plan rests on the assumption that you can get the afternoon off work ... Here is the train information from &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NAME &NUM : &NUM &NAME : £ &NUM ( cheap day single with &NAME railcard ) £ &NUM ( cheap day single ) Then perhaps on the way back your parent / I could meet you in &NAME or &NAME or somewhere ? Oh , and there also appears to be a 7-day advance saver ticket from &NAME to &NAME ( single ) for only £ &NUM if being in a cramped box on wheels with &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and possibly some guitars does n't appeal to you . I think it leaves &NAME at just after &NAME ish . Hope you 're having a good day and you can make it next weekend . Love &NAME &NAME , sounds ok , but then I still have to get back . I know about the cheap wol-dur tckts , but that does only cover &NUM way . Hmmm. Will have to have a think . * Try and make sure you can get off work . * See if your parents can pick you up at &NAME / &NAME on Sunday . If they ca n't then you could consider getting another single ticket back from &NAME to &NAME . Give me a ring when you get home from work . &NAME &NAME , &NAME wrote : &NAME , sounds ok , but then I still have to get back . I know about the cheap wol-dur tckts , but that does only cover &NUM way . Hmmm. Will have to have a think . SUBJECT: Regarding the private dinner I have booked for 30th November : I would like to confirm that the final number of attendees will be &NUM . Also , I have chosen suggested menu &NUM . I wo n't be selecting any wines . One of my guests is a vegetarian , would it be possible for him to have a suitable main course ( all other courses on the set menu chosen seem fine ) provided and how much extra woiuld this cost ? Also , since the dinner is to celebrate my 21st birthday , I would like to bring a cake . Would it be possible for this to be served after the meal ? Many thanks once again for all your help . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , Greetings , Do any or all of you wish to dine with &NAME &CHAR at &NUM : &NUM on Friday evening , after your long and arduous journey from the barren wastelands of the deep south , or have you made other arrangements ? &NAME &NAME &NAME will be cooking . I await your responses . &NAME SUBJECT: Confirmation details - Contract &NUM Dear &NAME , &NAME , but could I change the number of attendees to &NUM for my dinner on Saturday evening ? Many thanks . &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Yes , if &NAME is invited as well . ( pleeease ... ) - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , Greetings , Do any or all of you wish to dine with &NAME &CHAR at &NUM : &NUM on Friday evening , after your long and arduous journey from the barren wastelands of the deep south , or have you made other arrangements ? &NAME &NAME &NAME will be cooking . I await your responses . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Cars , &NAME & &NAME Dear &NAME , Of course she can be ! &NAME ! &NAME , I ca n't remember if I have already asked you , but would you mind taking people to &NAME &NAME and back on Saturday in your car ? This would obviously mean you could n't drink much alcohol , so if you 'd rather not then that 's fine , I understand , but we 'd probably have to get taxi 's. Hope you have a great week . &NAME &NAME Have you got Trillian ? SUBJECT: Re : Cars , &NAME & &NAME I do n't know what trillion is , other than a number . Yes I 'll take people to the castle , I wo n't drink anythign and thanks for inviting &NAME . &NAME - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Dear &NAME , Of course she can be ! &NAME ! &NAME , I ca n't remember if I have already asked you , but would you mind taking people to &NAME &NAME and back on Saturday in your car ? This would obviously mean you could n't drink much alcohol , so if you 'd rather not then that 's fine , I understand , but we 'd probably have to get taxi 's. Hope you have a great week . &NAME &NAME Have you got Trillian ? Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Cars , &NAME & &NAME Oh &NAME , &NAME has just remided me that we might not get there till later cause the last friday I came up it took much longer than &NUM hours . Expect us around &NUM or &NUM : &NUM and then you probably wo n't have to keep the food warm . &NAME - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Dear &NAME , Of course she can be ! &NAME ! &NAME , I ca n't remember if I have already asked you , but would you mind taking people to &NAME &NAME and back on Saturday in your car ? This would obviously mean you could n't drink much alcohol , so if you 'd rather not then that 's fine , I understand , but we 'd probably have to get taxi 's. Hope you have a great week . &NAME &NAME Have you got Trillian ? Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Confirmation details - Contract &NUM Dear &NAME Thank you for your email , I have amended your booking to read &NUM guests and &NUM Vegetarian . The Chef will provide an alternative &NAME &NAME and the price will be the same . Please contact me if I can help you further . &NAME regards &NAME &NAME Events Manager Dear &NAME , &NAME , but could I change the number of attendees to &NUM for my dinner on Saturday evening ? Many thanks . &NAME &NAME This email and all attached file ( &CHAR ) are confidential and intended solely for the use of the addressee ( &CHAR ) . If you have received this email in error please notify the sender and then delete it from your system . &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM Web : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &CHAR are good cooks - discuss Hi &NAME , It wo n't be baked beans ( I do n't like them ) . Nor will it be fish ( we are having a fortnight of poverty ) . I 'll try and make sure it is n't poisonous . Oh , &NAME emailed me to ask what time you 're getting in to &NAME station ? Could you let me know please ? Thanks ! Very much looking forward to seeing you ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Excellent choice ! We had to make it a bit earlier because some of my flat are going out , so I 'm afraid it 'll be just after &NUM : &NAME now , but I 'll try and delay it - we could have a fire alarm or something . &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , tough decision ! Maybe I 'll do both ! Though I guess that 's very naughty ... Yes please , I 'd love to come to dinner and can always sneak out of choir a bit early if necessary , I 'll ask &NAME to give me a call when they arrive and I 'll walk up . &NAME ! Love , &NAME xxx SUBJECT: &NAME update Just to let you all know that dinner will now be at about &NUM : 15pm on Friday if you 're coming ( I 've heard yes from everyone except &NAME ) . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME that would be cool thanks &NAME . ... I 'm going to stay in college with &NAME so do n't worry about that but food would be lovely ! Thanks , see you soon , &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , Greetings , Do any or all of you wish to dine with &NAME &CHAR at &NUM : &NUM on Friday evening , after your long and arduous journey from the barren wastelands of the deep south , or have you made other arrangements ? &NAME &NAME &NAME will be cooking . I await your responses . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME hey &NAME boy ! just to let you know ( in &NAME &NAME has n't already ) - she can come ! ! &NAME its ok to fit her in with &NAME castle . Obviously , if nothing can be done , please let us know asap ! cheers &NAME , lovely to talk to you yesterday - have a fab birthday tomorrow ! ! take care , &NAME &SMILEY &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ok , provided it is n't: a. fish b. baked beans or c. &NAME From : &NAME &NAME To : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME Subject : Re : &NAME &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) Count me in &NAME . &CHAR On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , Greetings , Do any or all of you wish to dine with &NAME &CHAR at &NUM : &NUM on Friday evening , after your long and arduous journey from the barren wastelands of the deep south , or have you made other arrangements ? &NAME &NAME &NAME will be cooking . I await your responses . &NAME &NAME &NUM helps ELIMINATE E-MAIL VIRUSES . Get &NUM months FREE * . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Count me in &NAME . &CHAR On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , Greetings , Do any or all of you wish to dine with &NAME &CHAR at &NUM : &NUM on Friday evening , after your long and arduous journey from the barren wastelands of the deep south , or have you made other arrangements ? &NAME &NAME &NAME will be cooking . I await your responses . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , tough decision ! Maybe I 'll do both ! Though I guess that 's very naughty ... Yes please , I 'd love to come to dinner and can always sneak out of choir a bit early if necessary , I 'll ask &NAME to give me a call when they arrive and I 'll walk up . &NAME ! Love , &NAME xxx &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Yes , that made sense ! &NAME has just reminded me that you have just reminded him that he might get here later than planned , so dinner will now be just after &NUM : &NAME . Do you want some , or will you have eaten before ? Oh , and of course you 're very welcome to come over after choir if you decide not to eat with us ! &NAME that made sense too ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , &NAME has a place at &NAME &NAME and &NAME has a vegetarian meal for the same price - I 'm a happy 21-year-old ! See you both soon ! &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : hey &NAME boy ! just to let you know ( in &NAME &NAME has n't already ) - she can come ! ! &NAME its ok to fit her in with &NAME castle . Obviously , if nothing can be done , please let us know asap ! cheers &NAME , lovely to talk to you yesterday - have a fab birthday tomorrow ! ! take care , &NAME &SMILEY &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR are good cooks - discuss WELL . I DO N'T KNOW . AND I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT CAPS LOCK ON . I WILL FIND OUT IN MY LUNCH BREAK . MY MIND IS &NAME WITH THE BOREDOM . &NAME XX Hi &NAME , It wo n't be baked beans ( I do n't like them ) . Nor will it be fish ( we are having a fortnight of poverty ) . I 'll try and make sure it is n't poisonous . Oh , &NAME emailed me to ask what time you 're getting in to &NAME station ? Could you let me know please ? Thanks ! Very much looking forward to seeing you ! &NAME Unless expressly stated to the contrary , the views expressed in this email are not necessarily the views of National &NAME &NAME plc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates ( Group Companies ) , and the Group Companies , their directors , officers and employees make no representation and accept no liability for its accuracy or completeness . This e-mail , and any attachments are strictly confidential and intended for the addressee ( &CHAR ) only . The content may also contain legal , professional or other privileged information . If you are not the intended recipient , please notify the sender immediately and then delete the e-mail and any attachments . You should not disclose , copy or take any action in reliance on this transmission . You may report the matter by calling us on + &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM . Please ensure you have adequate virus protection before you open or detach any documents from this transmission . The Group Companies do not accept any liability for viruses . An e-mail reply to this address may be subject to monitoring for operational reasons or lawful business practices . &NAME , what time is &NAME gettin into &NAME ? I 've installed &NAME now &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Excellent ! I look forward to seeing you there sometime . I do n't know when &NAME is getting into &NAME yet , but if she gets the train I suggested then it will be . However , I will let you know for definite as soon as I do . And you 've all decided to come for dinner - including &NAME - excellent ! &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , what time is &NAME gettin into &NAME ? I 've installed &NAME now &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Sorry , forgot the possible time ! Possible time was &NUM : &NAME . Will let you know . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME update &NAME with me &NAME anf &NAME - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Just to let you all know that dinner will now be at about &NUM : 15pm on Friday if you 're coming ( I 've heard yes from everyone except &NAME ) . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME update Excuse me but I just sent you an email saying I 'd like to come . ... before I got this email infact . ... &NAME , glad you 're coming . ... thanks for the bag . ... I really really like it . ... wore it on my bike yesterday ... &NAME . ... hope you got your bike fixed ... &NAME . ... &NAME for taking us on Friday you are brilliant ! &NAME ... you 're nearly &NUM &NUM . . ... you 're SO YOUNG ! Your birthday has made me think about buying anti-wrinkle cream but I 've decided that even I 'm not that old yet ... I 'm Getting really excited about Friday and it 's only Tuesday ! But I 'm going to town this afternoon as a treat to myself which is quite exciting too . ... love &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Just to let you all know that dinner will now be at about &NUM : 15pm on Friday if you 're coming ( I 've heard yes from everyone except &NAME ) . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , forgot the possible time ! Cool . thanks &NAME - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Possible time was &NUM : &NAME . Will let you know . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME update &NAME , Excuse me , but there must be a temporal delay between &NAME and &NAME . I assure you I did not receive your email until after I 'd sent mine ( okay , so &NUM second after , but nevermind ) . Glad you 're dining with us . I happen to think &NUM &NUM is very old and can hardly believe I am this age . I guess that does n't do much for your self esteem though . See you on Friday ! &NAME N. &NAME wrote : Excuse me but I just sent you an email saying I 'd like to come . ... before I got this email infact . ... &NAME , glad you 're coming . ... thanks for the bag . ... I really really like it . ... wore it on my bike yesterday ... &NAME . ... hope you got your bike fixed ... &NAME . ... &NAME for taking us on Friday you are brilliant ! &NAME ... you 're nearly &NUM &NUM . . ... you 're SO YOUNG ! Your birthday has made me think about buying anti-wrinkle cream but I 've decided that even I 'm not that old yet ... I 'm Getting really excited about Friday and it 's only Tuesday ! But I 'm going to town this afternoon as a treat to myself which is quite exciting too . ... love &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Just to let you all know that dinner will now be at about &NUM : 15pm on Friday if you 're coming ( I 've heard yes from everyone except &NAME ) . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , Have just been emailing &NAME . , and he 's having dinner at &NAME &CHAR on Friday evening at &NUM : 30pm after his long drive up from the south . Would you like to come too ? Hope you have a good week . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME ! &NAME , I 'd love to . Are you sure that 's ok ? Do you want me to bring anything ? Oh no , I 've just realised it 's one of the last choirs before the concert , arghh ! &NAME , I think I 'll have to say no , but is it ok if I turn up the moment choir finishes ? Probably about &NUM / &NUM , not for dinner , just to see &NAME and you guys ! I hope this email has made sense , the &NAME thought process in action ! Love from , &NAME xxx &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Have just been emailing &NAME . , and he 's having dinner at &NAME &CHAR on Friday evening at &NUM : 30pm after his long drive up from the south . Would you like to come too ? Hope you have a good week . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME , Yes , that made sense ! &NAME has just reminded me that you have just reminded him that he might get here later than planned , so dinner will now be just after &NUM : &NAME . Do you want some , or will you have eaten before ? Oh , and of course you 're very welcome to come over after choir if you decide not to eat with us ! &NAME that made sense too ! &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME ! &NAME , I 'd love to . Are you sure that 's ok ? Do you want me to bring anything ? Oh no , I 've just realised it 's one of the last choirs before the concert , arghh ! &NAME , I think I 'll have to say no , but is it ok if I turn up the moment choir finishes ? Probably about &NUM / &NUM , not for dinner , just to see &NAME and you guys ! I hope this email has made sense , the &NAME thought process in action ! Love from , &NAME xxx &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Have just been emailing &NAME . , and he 's having dinner at &NAME &CHAR on Friday evening at &NUM : 30pm after his long drive up from the south . Would you like to come too ? Hope you have a good week . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , Just to check that you 're sure you do n't mind taking people to &NAME Castle on Friday in your car ? This would mean you could n't drink much alcohol . Let me know . Hope you have a good day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : OR DO N'T BOTHER &NAME &NUM at &NAME barring delays , which there might well be . &NAME text &NAME with delays . .. xx Hi &NAME , Trillian will allow you to access MSn , &NAME , &NAME , and a few others . You can delete it at any time . It 's a small folder and it 's all self contained so there 's only &NUM thing to delete . &NAME to see you there . &NAME &NAME , &NAME wrote : WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER IF I DO THIS ? WILL I BE ABLE TO ERASE IT WHEN I LEAVE ? WILL IT ALLOW ME TOUSE MESSENGER OR JUST &NAME ? AND WHY CAN I NOT REMEMBER TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK ? Oh dear . Caps lock is okay , I thought I had said something wrong for a moment . If you 're bored , try trillian ... &WEBSITE It allows you to use &NAME and &NAME ITS has n't blocked it so I use it here . See you , &NAME &NAME , &NAME wrote : WELL . I DO N'T KNOW . AND I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT CAPS LOCK ON . I WILL FIND OUT IN MY LUNCH BREAK . MY MIND IS &NAME WITH THE BOREDOM . &NAME XX Hi &NAME , It wo n't be baked beans ( I do n't like them ) . Nor will it be fish ( we are having a fortnight of poverty ) . I 'll try and make sure it is n't poisonous . Oh , &NAME emailed me to ask what time you 're getting in to &NAME station ? Could you let me know please ? Thanks ! Very much looking forward to seeing you ! &NAME Unless expressly stated to the contrary , the views expressed in this email are not necessarily the views of National &NAME &NAME plc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates ( Group Companies ) , and the Group Companies , their directors , officers and employees make no representation and accept no liability for its accuracy or completeness . This e-mail , and any attachments are strictly confidential and intended for the addressee ( &CHAR ) only . The content may also contain legal , professional or other privileged information . 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An e-mail reply to this address may be subject to monitoring for operational reasons or lawful business practices . SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , Yes , I was right . &NAME 's train is due in to &NAME at &NUM : &NAME . She will text you if it is delayed . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! Fire alarm ! And I thought you were such a nice guy , though I should have guessed from the tales I 've heard of your 2nd year ... ! I 'll get there as soon as I can , is there anything you need me to bring ? And. . . HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! Are you having a good day ? I hope it 's really fun . Lots of love , &NAME xxx &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Excellent choice ! We had to make it a bit earlier because some of my flat are going out , so I 'm afraid it 'll be just after &NUM : &NAME now , but I 'll try and delay it - we could have a fire alarm or something . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME , I was n't being at all serious about a fire alarm ! Also , I did not turn your milk pink ( ! ! ) and am most aggrieved you suspected me &SMILEY Have a nice day and you do n't need to bring anything on Friday . &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! Fire alarm ! And I thought you were such a nice guy , though I should have guessed from the tales I 've heard of your 2nd year ... ! I 'll get there as soon as I can , is there anything you need me to bring ? And. . . HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! Are you having a good day ? I hope it 's really fun . Lots of love , &NAME xxx SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME email address is &EMAIL I am about to send out details of Saturday evening . Cost was specified in the initial email invitation , i.e. £ &NUM each . Thanks for the email . Hope you 're having a good day . &NAME &NAME Thanks for remembering my birthday was yesterday and not Saturday like a lot of people seem to think ! I appreciated it very much . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I ca n't remember &NAME &CHAR 's &NAME email address . Please can you check that she will be able to have &NAME stay in her room on sat night ? If she ca n't as she may have several other females filling up the floor space , please email ( oh , better still , text ) &NAME and tell her she needs to sort something out accomodation-wise . cheers ! Hope you are having a fun-filled ( I guess it 's more like work-filled , but - hey - not long till the weekend ! ! ) birthday . Oh , and &NUM final request ( for the moment ) . Please can you send all those invited to your party details of the cost / plans for the evening . All I am aware of is &NAME &NAME , &NAME til late . How much do we all need to pay and what is involved ? I know its a sit down meal etc but do we hang out in a bar or something afterwards ? &SMILEY Just thought it may be useful to let us all know ( maybe you have already and I did n't get the email ) as I 'm in the dark - quite exciting , but my finances are pleading for information , as is my curiosity ! Really looking forward to the whole event ! ! ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! bye for now , &NAME &SMILEY From : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME , &NAME has a place at &NAME &NAME and &NAME has a vegetarian meal for the same price - I 'm a happy 21-year-old ! See you both soon ! &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : hey &NAME boy ! just to let you know ( in &NAME &NAME has n't already ) - she can come ! ! &NAME its ok to fit her in with &NAME castle . Obviously , if nothing can be done , please let us know asap ! cheers &NAME , lovely to talk to you yesterday - have a fab birthday tomorrow ! ! take care , &NAME &SMILEY &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE Help STOP &NAME with the new &NAME &NUM and get &NUM months FREE * &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , I ca n't remember &NAME &CHAR 's &NAME email address . Please can you check that she will be able to have &NAME stay in her room on sat night ? If she ca n't as she may have several other females filling up the floor space , please email ( oh , better still , text ) &NAME and tell her she needs to sort something out accomodation-wise . cheers ! Hope you are having a fun-filled ( I guess it 's more like work-filled , but - hey - not long till the weekend ! ! ) birthday . Oh , and &NUM final request ( for the moment ) . Please can you send all those invited to your party details of the cost / plans for the evening . All I am aware of is &NAME &NAME , &NAME til late . How much do we all need to pay and what is involved ? I know its a sit down meal etc but do we hang out in a bar or something afterwards ? &SMILEY Just thought it may be useful to let us all know ( maybe you have already and I did n't get the email ) as I 'm in the dark - quite exciting , but my finances are pleading for information , as is my curiosity ! Really looking forward to the whole event ! ! ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! bye for now , &NAME &SMILEY From : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME , &NAME has a place at &NAME &NAME and &NAME has a vegetarian meal for the same price - I 'm a happy 21-year-old ! See you both soon ! &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : hey &NAME boy ! just to let you know ( in &NAME &NAME has n't already ) - she can come ! ! &NAME its ok to fit her in with &NAME castle . Obviously , if nothing can be done , please let us know asap ! cheers &NAME , lovely to talk to you yesterday - have a fab birthday tomorrow ! ! take care , &NAME &SMILEY &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE Help STOP &NAME with the new &NAME &NUM and get &NUM months FREE * &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Arrangements for Saturday evening Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : &NAME . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME That 's great , thanks &NAME - oh , and as if I would forget it was your birthday yesterday . As you said , my memory is very good ! &SMILEY Oh , by the way , if &NAME did n't text you a happy birthday yesterday - well , he meant to ! I am not sure if he got round to it but it was certainly an intention of his , and - if you 're counting - he was another who was aware your birthday was yesterday ( ok , I told him ) &SMILEY I apoke to &NAME last night and she said she 'd forgotten and called you ! &NAME - typical &NAME ! &SMILEY &NAME , will email &NAME now - have a good day and looking forward to the email with details of the weekend ... I am SO excited ! Bye for now , &NAME &SMILEY From : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : &NAME &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME email address is &EMAIL I am about to send out details of Saturday evening . Cost was specified in the initial email invitation , i.e. £ &NUM each . Thanks for the email . Hope you 're having a good day . &NAME &NAME Thanks for remembering my birthday was yesterday and not Saturday like a lot of people seem to think ! I appreciated it very much . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I ca n't remember &NAME &CHAR 's &NAME email address . Please can you check that she will be able to have &NAME stay in her room on sat night ? If she ca n't as she may have several other females filling up the floor space , please email ( oh , better still , text ) &NAME and tell her she needs to sort something out accomodation-wise . cheers ! Hope you are having a fun-filled ( I guess it 's more like work-filled , but - hey - not long till the weekend ! ! ) birthday . Oh , and &NUM final request ( for the moment ) . Please can you send all those invited to your party details of the cost / plans for the evening . All I am aware of is &NAME &NAME , &NAME til late . How much do we all need to pay and what is involved ? I know its a sit down meal etc but do we hang out in a bar or something afterwards ? &SMILEY Just thought it may be useful to let us all know ( maybe you have already and I did n't get the email ) as I 'm in the dark - quite exciting , but my finances are pleading for information , as is my curiosity ! Really looking forward to the whole event ! ! ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! bye for now , &NAME &SMILEY From : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME , &NAME has a place at &NAME &NAME and &NAME has a vegetarian meal for the same price - I 'm a happy 21-year-old ! See you both soon ! &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : hey &NAME boy ! just to let you know ( in &NAME &NAME has n't already ) - she can come ! ! &NAME its ok to fit her in with &NAME castle . Obviously , if nothing can be done , please let us know asap ! cheers &NAME , lovely to talk to you yesterday - have a fab birthday tomorrow ! ! take care , &NAME &SMILEY &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE Help STOP &NAME with the new &NAME &NUM and get &NUM months FREE * &WEBSITE The new &NAME &NUM : advanced junk mail protection and &NUM months FREE * &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening Now what I look forward to is &NAME hockey ( with &NAME ! ) , sleeping with &NAME and playing &NAME 's " games " . &NAME " anyone ? ? &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening &NUM in &NUM cars ? &CHAR Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME & &NAME 's cars ? ) People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : &NAME . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening what &NAME means by " things that &NAME will suggest " is games ( I can see &NAME 's face dropping ! ) ( Do n't worry &NAME , only &NUM or &NUM . ... ) Does anyone have any suggestions ? ( Not Risk &NAME ) ( and not board games ) . ... we COULD do taboo ( I can see &NAME and &NAME 's faces dropping now ) and maybe one other ? see y' all soon , &NAME GLAD YOU ARE COMING &NAME ! On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME wrote : &NUM in &NUM cars ? &CHAR Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME & &NAME 's cars ? ) People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : &NAME . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening &NAME , you make it out like &CHAR and I are loners going all by ourselves ! It 's very simple , &NUM cars of &NUM and &NUM car of &NUM . If I do n't hear otherwise , I will order a taxi on the saturday ( for saturday ) to arrive at &NAME at 6.40pm . &NAME and I will walk up there and that way we can have for example ; &NUM car from college with &NUM in it &NUM cars from margarets with &NUM , &NUM , &NUM Not too complicated and then hopefully I wo n't look too gay not driving . If people really want me to drive I will , but I would rather not . Sorry if everyone 's making this all complicated , it really should n't be , I &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME & &NAME 's cars ? ) People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : &NAME . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening &NAME et all , Am happy to drive as it will make practicalities a lot easier , cheaper ( for me ) etc. So &NAME and I will boogie on up to &NAME Saturday evening and then : &NUM car of &NUM can leave from college &NUM cars of &NUM , &NUM , &NUM can leave from &NAME I think that maths is correct . Anyhows , that should be sorted now . Now what I look forward to is &NAME hockey ( with &NAME ! ) , sleeping with &NAME and playing &NAME 's " games " . I 've already let her know that we should play some of the games I 've learnt down here at &NAME , but I do n't think they 're appropriate . Anyhows , see you sat if not before , I &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME & &NAME 's cars ? ) People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : &NAME . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening &NAME , as you can see , I am happy driving now , cheers , I &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME & &NAME 's cars ? ) People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : &NAME . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening Hi &NAME , No , no , I 'm quite happy with you getting a taxi ! It would be a shame if you could n't drink ... ! ( And if I had a car then I would n't want to drive it if it meant no alcohol either . ) &NAME 's not really all that keen on alcohol anyway and &NAME is on painkillers so that 's why they 're driving . Basically it 's up to you , but if you get a taxi as long as &NUM or &NUM others share the it then the car situation should be fine . Hope you have a good week and looking forward to seeing you on Saturday . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , you make it out like &CHAR and I are loners going all by ourselves ! It 's very simple , &NUM cars of &NUM and &NUM car of &NUM . If I do n't hear otherwise , I will order a taxi on the saturday ( for saturday ) to arrive at &NAME at 6.40pm . &NAME and I will walk up there and that way we can have for example ; &NUM car from college with &NUM in it &NUM cars from margarets with &NUM , &NUM , &NUM Not too complicated and then hopefully I wo n't look too gay not driving . If people really want me to drive I will , but I would rather not . Sorry if everyone 's making this all complicated , it really should n't be , I &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME & &NAME 's cars ? ) People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : &NAME . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening What 's that ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Now what I look forward to is &NAME hockey ( with &NAME ! ) , sleeping with &NAME and playing &NAME 's " games " . &NAME " anyone ? ? &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME Dear all , Do n't worry about transport arrangements for Saturday . TRUST ME ! Everything is under control ... &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening hello , looking forward to seeing everyone this weekend ( some of you lateish tomorrow evening - &NAME 's Bar ... be there ! ) Re - &NAME : I 'm perfectly happy with whatever - party games : bridge ? &SMILEY I can just see &NAME 's face ! - &NAME sleeping with &NAME : I 'm concerned . no , worried . seriously . See you all soon ! love &NAME x From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME et all , Am happy to drive as it will make practicalities a lot easier , cheaper ( for me ) etc. So &NAME and I will boogie on up to &NAME Saturday evening and then : &NUM car of &NUM can leave from college &NUM cars of &NUM , &NUM , &NUM can leave from &NAME I think that maths is correct . Anyhows , that should be sorted now . Now what I look forward to is &NAME hockey ( with &NAME ! ) , sleeping with &NAME and playing &NAME 's " games " . I 've already let her know that we should play some of the games I 've learnt down here at &NAME , but I do n't think they 're appropriate . Anyhows , see you sat if not before , I &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME & &NAME 's cars ? ) People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : &NAME . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME I 'm sorry ! Our suspected person was lying through his teeth ( a certain Mr. &NAME &NAME ! ) , so we were suspecting anyone who knew about the prank in former years , though I did de-suspect you very quickly ! ! ! The pink milk is grotesque , and I ca n't get over the fact that it should taste of strawberry . I 'll see you Friday ! Love , &NAME xxx &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , I was n't being at all serious about a fire alarm ! Also , I did not turn your milk pink ( ! ! ) and am most aggrieved you suspected me &SMILEY Have a nice day and you do n't need to bring anything on Friday . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening Come now &NAME - you 're not fooling anyone with that innocent facade . We all know you 're well acquainted with desire ! &CHAR On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : What 's that ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Now what I look forward to is &NAME hockey ( with &NAME ! ) , sleeping with &NAME and playing &NAME 's " games " . &NAME " anyone ? ? &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening Not wildly &SMILEY &CHAR Now what I look forward to is &NAME hockey ( with &NAME ! ) , sleeping with &NAME and playing &NAME 's " games " . &NAME " anyone ? ? &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME , I do n't actually drink alcohol so its definitely not a problem to me . Sorry I did n't reply sooner but I 've been at home for a funeral . Will pick the girlies up at &NUM at college . See you soon . &NAME xx &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Just to check that you 're sure you do n't mind taking people to &NAME Castle on Friday in your car ? This would mean you could n't drink much alcohol . Let me know . Hope you have a good day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening Most unfortunately , I do n't think bridge is a party game . Oh well . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : hello , looking forward to seeing everyone this weekend ( some of you lateish tomorrow evening - &NAME 's Bar ... be there ! ) Re - &NAME : I 'm perfectly happy with whatever - party games : bridge ? &SMILEY I can just see &NAME 's face ! - &NAME sleeping with &NAME : I 'm concerned . no , worried . seriously . See you all soon ! love &NAME x From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME et all , Am happy to drive as it will make practicalities a lot easier , cheaper ( for me ) etc. So &NAME and I will boogie on up to &NAME Saturday evening and then : &NUM car of &NUM can leave from college &NUM cars of &NUM , &NUM , &NUM can leave from &NAME I think that maths is correct . Anyhows , that should be sorted now . Now what I look forward to is &NAME hockey ( with &NAME ! ) , sleeping with &NAME and playing &NAME 's " games " . I 've already let her know that we should play some of the games I 've learnt down here at &NAME , but I do n't think they 're appropriate . Anyhows , see you sat if not before , I &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME & &NAME 's cars ? ) People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : &NAME . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening Oh yes it is ... it 's a game for refined social gatherings ( like ours in a castle ! ) ! &SMILEY I 'm getting really excited - I finish work in just over &NUM hours and then am heading Northwards ... yay ! hope you have a good day and see you tomorrow ! &NAME &SMILEY PS - for your information , I do n't like party games very much , so lets not get too carried away with them . Please do n't go making any plans which will force me to partake if I do n't want to . &NAME &NAME boy ! &SMILEY From : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Most unfortunately , I do n't think bridge is a party game . Oh well . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : hello , looking forward to seeing everyone this weekend ( some of you lateish tomorrow evening - &NAME 's Bar ... be there ! ) Re - &NAME : I 'm perfectly happy with whatever - party games : bridge ? &SMILEY I can just see &NAME 's face ! - &NAME sleeping with &NAME : I 'm concerned . no , worried . seriously . See you all soon ! love &NAME x From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME et all , Am happy to drive as it will make practicalities a lot easier , cheaper ( for me ) etc. So &NAME and I will boogie on up to &NAME Saturday evening and then : &NUM car of &NUM can leave from college &NUM cars of &NUM , &NUM , &NUM can leave from &NAME I think that maths is correct . Anyhows , that should be sorted now . Now what I look forward to is &NAME hockey ( with &NAME ! ) , sleeping with &NAME and playing &NAME 's " games " . I 've already let her know that we should play some of the games I 've learnt down here at &NAME , but I do n't think they 're appropriate . Anyhows , see you sat if not before , I &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME & &NAME 's cars ? ) People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : &NAME . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening Dear &NAME , I am not organising any games - &NAME is . It is all her responsibility . Oh , I 'm too excited to revise this afternoon ! Have just had lunch in college and am heading back to &NAME 's now . " &NAME you have a good day and see you tomorrow ! " - &NAME , how did you guess I would n't be going down the bar this evening ... No , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME and &NAME are having dinner with us all at &NAME &CHAR from about &NUM : &NUM ( would have invited you and &NAME , but we ca n't make it any later - sorry &SMILEY and hope you do n't mind ) . Have a nice day ! &NAME SUBJECT: pesky me agan &NAME , hate to be a pest , but I have just remembered that &NAME said banoffi pie is on the menu . I really do n't like it ... is there any chance we get to choose something else ( chocolate cake or &NAME for example ? &SMILEY ) on the night or is it a set menu ? should have mentioned this earlier , but as I just remembered I thought I 'd mention it as it 's an expensive meal and I want to be able to eat all I 've paid for &SMILEY do n't worry if we ca n't do anything now . take care &NAME and see you and lovely &NAME soon , &CHAR &SMILEY STOP MORE &NAME with the new &NAME &NUM and get &NUM months FREE * &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : pesky me again Hi &NAME , Sorry , but it is a set menu and ca n't be changed . It would cost much much more if everyone got to choose whatever they wanted to eat . If you like you can pay me &NUM or &NUM pounds less . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , hate to be a pest , but I have just remembered that &NAME said banoffi pie is on the menu . I really do n't like it ... is there any chance we get to choose something else ( chocolate cake or &NAME for example ? &SMILEY ) on the night or is it a set menu ? should have mentioned this earlier , but as I just remembered I thought I 'd mention it as it 's an expensive meal and I want to be able to eat all I 've paid for &SMILEY do n't worry if we ca n't do anything now . take care &NAME and see you and lovely &NAME soon , R &SMILEY STOP MORE &NAME with the new &NAME &NUM and get &NUM months FREE * &WEBSITE SUBJECT: a reply to a reply ( this could get complicated ) Hi &NAME , * * hey &NAME , how 's it going ? Yes , sadly Please never start emails to me like that again . I thought someone had died , or was in hospital or something . Seriously . * * if you 're being serious- and I can never tell- I 'm sorry . this is another generalised email to clog your inbox and generally annoy you by not being personalised in any way . Would I be being very sad to admit that it 's actually the first email I 've received since leaving &NAME ? I thought so . * * no. it 's the first I 've recieved , and that 's only because I 'm accidentally on my own mailing list . and incidentally , do &NAME and &NAME never check their email ? ( for all the comp boffs that they are ... ) the sight of talking chickens amused me &NAME ! That 's a healthy sign . Now tell me , what do you think of singing sheep ? &NAME ! We 'll get along like a house on fire next year ! * * hmmm . house+fire usually damaged clothes . not convinced . I 'm sorry I do n't have anything more interesting to say So am &NAME * * err ... I am again ? Hopefully something disastrous will happen in the next few weeks so you wo n't all have to read these dull emails . Thanks for the quote . I hope you 're all well ... to those of you lucky enough to be jaunting off to foreign places , send me a postcard . Yes , I 'm well . Just a little bored . Yes , I 'll send a postcard . So , do you like chicken ? As a food , I mean . I see . &NAME . Me too . Yes , well , most people say that , do n't they ! &NAME . This is a great conversation . I agree with everything you say ! &NAME may it continue . You may be interested , but probably wo n't be , to know that I am practising cooking for the flat . No disasters yet , as such . Now , would you like me to paint your room bright pink with green dots , or black with blue and white interlacing octagons , when I 'm down at the flat in a few weeks time ? I thought so . See you . I have run out of words to write down , as I 've just written &NUM in an email to someone else . &NAME [ in ] * * hmmm . the interlacing octagons sound ... interesting . have fun . and then I 'll have fun slowly torturing you to death if you 've messed up my room in any way at all . you see , I want it plain white so that the mess shows up nice and clearly against the walls ... just kidding . glad to hear about the cooking ; now there 's &NUM of us who can cook ( do n't trust &NAME and &NAME 's cooking , do n't trust &NAME 's methods of cooking , tend to be of the " what 's this ? how interesting ! I 'll put that in , then " variety ) . have signed up with several job agencies in desperate search of work . the grimace that they all give when I reply " I 'm studying english lit " does not give me confidence for post-uni time and reinforces the message behind that joke " what do you say to an arts graduate ? big &NAME and fries please " . my sister ( &NAME [ toria ] ) is moping about the house after her a levels saying " I 'll never get to &NAME with the amount of revision I 've done " . unfortunately this is probably true , and she 'll end up at &NAME 's ( her 2nd choice ) . &NAME ! woe , woe , thrice woe . but smile because &NAME loves you ! until we email again , au revoir ! love &NAME ps thanks again for doing those photos for me . I REALLY appreciate it . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE &NAME , &NAME you are well and that kids camp is going / went well . I am quite surprisingly unbored , despite the fact that I still have no job and &NAME of my best friends have gone away for the rest of the summer . I seem to have a lot to do , and even though I 've given my name to countless places ( I do feel like I 've been a bit of a job prostitute ) , &NUM wants me . Everywhere else in the country seems to want employees , why does n't &NAME ? I am becoming increasingly desperate . I have lost lots of weight since I got to &NAME ( one of the first things my Dad always says to me is " Have n't you lost weight ? ! " . We are a bit obsessed in this house , my Mum is stick thin and does lots of exercise , my sister disappears behind lampposts , my Dad wants to lose weight [ thats what my Mum tells him , anyway ] , and then there 's me ... ) . So , anyway , I felt that I 'd lost enough to wear a bikini , so little &NAME and I went bikini shopping , I have a pale blue thing , it is not worth &NUM quid for that little material , and I think I 'll take it back anyway because when will I EVER EVER wear a bikini in &NAME ? ! It 's not exactly &NAME , is it ? So that 's my bikini story , sorry , you 're probably either embarrassed , disgusted or bored , but I have very little else to tell you , due to the dullness of &NAME and the fact that being boring is genetic ... you should meet my parents ... kidding . We had the church youth group over for a &NAME on Sunday , they are a noisy , rowdy lot and I escaped to my room with a book . I am going into &NAME tomorrow to get some sandals from &NAME , even though I ca n't afford them . I am a bit depressed because it looks like I 'll have to get a proper loan next year ( ! ! ! ) , so I am very anti-Labour at the moment . I am actually seriously thinking about going to see my &NAME ; to protest about tution fees and to give me something to do . He would be glad to see me , I 'm sure . It would make a nice change from all those old ladies moaning about water rates , anyway ( not that water rates are n't important at all ) . My sister 's 18th is soon and she is having a murder mystery party on Saturday . I am novelist and I get to wear a blonde wig . I have always wanted to be blonde ! ( to give me an excuse for behaving the way I do , you know ... ) . What can I give her for her present ( given my present cash flow situation and lack of imagination ) ? I sat out in the sun today and got a bit sunburnt ; I must go and apply moisturiser . Love &NAME xx Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: blonde young men with a penchant for bleach ... From : &EMAIL To : ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Blonde old ladies with water rates &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , Yes , I 'm well . I 've just returned from my camp . It was fantastic , although I am absolutely totally exhausted . I only got &NUM hours of sleep per night for the week . Sleeping in a dormitory with &NUM hyperactive unnaturally energetic ten-year old kids has many disadvantages . However , I really enjoyed it all and the weather was perfectly splendid . I knew a few people before I got there and knew a lot more by the time I left . By the way , have you ever seen a video series called &NAME &NAME ? We watched it a lot at camp . I was in &NAME &NAME yesterday ( not to see the golf , but to get a kettle ) and it was totally packed because of the Open . * * yes heard of veggie tales . nearly as entertaining as &NAME potter- just read the latest installment- glad you had a good time at camp . So that 's my bikini story , sorry , you 're probably either embarrassed , disgusted or bored Yes . * * sorry . My sister disappears behind lampposts How curious . A trick I 've always wanted to master . I have always wanted to be blonde ! So have &NAME When my hair is exposed to sunlight it becomes slightly more blonde . * * that explains so much , &CHAR , &NAME , if only you knew ... Well , I 'm going down to &NAME on Wednesday to see the flat , buy textbooks , shop , check e-mail , visit some banks , etc. So , I shall e-mail and tell you how many holes there are in your bedroom wall , how many stains on the carpet , how many scratches on the coffee table etc. on Wednesday evening . * * hmmm . by the way , parents have said that they 'll buy us lots and lots of dried stuff ( ithink they mean like spices and stuff ) , which is not as helpful as plates , but is still quite nice . I guess we really should have divided stuff up before we left but hey . I am a bit depressed seriously thinking about going to see my &NAME old ladies moaning about water rates get to wear a blonde wig ! I must go and apply moisturiser . Quite . I could n't agree more . Have you ever heard of &NAME ? Just wondering . * * unfortunately yes . Anyway , I 'm getting forms and the like filled in as I am leaving for a &NUM week holiday in &NAME on Saturday . I am looking forward to it all except the heat , the flight and the language difficulties . I only speak Scottish and English . Oh well ! It will be an experience I am sure ! * * O my word , how jealous am I ? ? you lucky thing ... the furthest I 've been this holiday is &NAME to visit my great aunt . hmm . See you , &NAME &NAME &NAME IS &NAME to us Scots ! &NAME I do not know what you could give your sister for her birthday . Perhaps a * * thanks . thanks a lot . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ( &CHAR ) ? dear &NAME , there is no audible anto . she is my other being and does not talk . she answers to nothing but &NAME or &NAME . hope switz was good and that you brought me back loads of choc . love &NAME xx I have a job . it is fairly disreputable but at least I am not a teacher . ps I know all about &NAME and frankly these sick perversions disgust me . From : &EMAIL To : ( &EMAIL ) Subject : &NAME ( &CHAR ) ? &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , Do you mind being called &NAME ? It 's just there 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME is there an &NAME ? Anyway , as I said , I went down to see the flat yesterday . I had a great day and saw &NAME too . I think the bedrooms all need a coat of paint . The rest of the flat is optional . We have acquired ( do n't ask me how ! ) an ironing board and a TV table which are not in the official inventory . There were no letters for you in the post box . Have we decided finally on bedroom allocation ? If it 's what I think it is then your room smells of smoke . No , I have n't been careless with those matches House + fire usually damaged clothes etc It 's cigarette smoke . Most of the curtains do n't match . In the living area there are &NUM darkish blue two-seater settees . The fridge has a minor defect . We have a telephone socket ! ! ! It 's in the hall and there is a telephone ( extremely old , disgusting , dirty , unhygienic , will be disposed of as soon as I remember the rubber gloves type ) but the line is not connected . The little intercom system with the front door is fun ! &NAME and I played around with it for a while . We need air freshener musty smell in most areas . No bed linen , duvets , pillows etc. are provided . There are no headboards on the beds , which are thick metal and extremely ugly I 'll be bringing a valance . The toilet makes a noise like an aeroplane taking off . ( At least it 's not an elephant trumpeting this year ! ) The windows are quite nice . There is a cool little spy- hole in the flat door &NAME and I played with that too . The flat address is ; &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME 4DS . The electricity works by a meter . There is an electronic key which must be taken down to a power shop and recharged in return for money . There is £ &NUM left in our meter . Most flats use £ &NUM per week , so we 're rather lucky . We also went to College in search of &NAME 's shirts . Outside his room is basically a builder 's yard ! The floors are up , etc Unfortunately we could n't find the shirts , but they may be in a lock-up so do n't give up hope yet ! I also went to the &NAME bank and enquired about flat accounts . &NAME . We shall need to discuss that nearer the time . Basically we need &NUM other person to operate it . Anyway , I 'm off on holiday early Saturday morning . E-mail silence for nearly &NUM weeks how awful ! Hope your are having some luck finding a job . Hope your family is well . Will hear from you soon hopefully . &NAME &NAME &NAME what do you know about &NAME ? Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Your disreputable occupation dear &NAME , comp not really working , will reply longer when it is sorry love &NAME thanks for pc , very nice , glad to hear your views on &NAME &NAME From : &EMAIL To : ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Your disreputable occupation Date : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , I have a job . It is fairly disreputable but at least I am not a teacher . My goodness ! ! ! You 're working behind a bar ! ! ! How disreputable ! How could you ? ? ? I 'd rather be a teacher but not in &NAME , considering the exam mess . Actually , not in &NAME either , considering the pupils . Well , my holiday was great I sent you a postcard . The chocolate Well , lets just say I do n't like chocolate . ( &NAME , horror , he does n't deserve to live ! ) Actually , I brought back the knowledge of how to make a French chocolate cake . Is n't that enough ? ? ? I have also acquired some French and Swiss recipes , with a prolific use of garlic in them . I know all about &NAME and frankly these sick perversions disgust me . Are you bluffing ? I read this in &NAME airport and became very worried very quickly . If you really do know about &NAME , then you must inevitably consider yourself one of the glorious elect . If not , then you must feel very insecure and be trying to cover up your lack of knowledge by ridicule and blasphemy . We shall find out . We have the ways . ( We is me , by the way ) &NAME this is a short e-mail , but I 'm developing my holiday photos . &NAME will inevitably follow as I have n't found a job yet sort of . Best wishes , &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Answers to your questions I admire your leadership skills is the point iw as making . I am glad to be wrong about the electricity . I will ask my mother what she will bu us from the list love &NAME From : &EMAIL To : ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Answers to your questions &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , In response to your e-mail If you and &NAME arrive on Monday the 25th you will be arriving roughly the same day as &NAME . Personal keys are obtained from the &NAME &NAME &NAME . I have the post key at the minute but it will be hanging in the flat eventually . Telephone bills are itemised . It will be a small feat to divide them up fairly . The line rental can be divided directly by &NUM though does that sound okay ? I agree with not too much rice ! £ &NUM per month for electricity ! ! ! ! ! ! Where on earth did you read that ! I might have made a typing error , but I ca n't find any records of it . Electricity is £ &NUM per month . Much more reasonable ! Glad to hear you love dettol . I do too . Please make your views known to the collective was for &NAME and &NAME 's benefit it 's from &NAME &NAME . &NAME . We guys are not weight-obsessed , the weighing scales were cooking weighing scales , for baking cakes etc. ( &NAME and I need this ) The addition of every piece of punctuation was only vaguely amusing . What ? I did n't add up punctuation ! If you 're talking about the word count then that was merely factual . It was not intended to be amusing . I am not rapidly emerging as leader in chief , I am merely trying to be helpfully organising . If it is not working then please inform me and I shall be quiet . The co-ordinates were a joke , but thanks for praying for us . Best wishes , &NAME If at first you do n't succeed skydiving is not for you &NAME If you want to buy / bring things ( which would be great ! ) then choose what you wish from this list : &NAME set of bowls , &NAME dishes , Cushions for living area , &NAME peeler , &NAME &NAME , &NAME ( including a large one for the living area ) , &NAME , Set of saucepans , &NAME &NAME , Water set ( glasses etc. ) , Cooking Weighing Scales . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: I Reply ... Hi &NAME , Yes , sadly Please never start emails to me like that again . I thought someone had died , or was in hospital or something . Seriously . this is another generalised email to clog your inbox and generally annoy you by not being personalised in any way . Would I be being very sad to admit that it 's actually the first email I 've received since leaving &NAME ? I thought so . the sight of talking chickens amused me &NAME ! That 's a healthy sign . Now tell me , what do you think of singing sheep ? &NAME ! We 'll get along like a house on fire next year ! I 'm sorry I do n't have anything more interesting to say So am &NAME Hopefully something disastrous will happen in the next few weeks so you wo n't all have to read these dull emails . Thanks for the quote . I hope you 're all well ... to those of you lucky enough to be jaunting off to foreign places , send me a postcard . Yes , I 'm well . Just a little bored . Yes , I 'll send a postcard . So , do you like chicken ? As a food , I mean . I see . &NAME . Me too . Yes , well , most people say that , do n't they ! &NAME . This is a great conversation . I agree with everything you say ! &NAME may it continue . You may be interested , but probably wo n't be , to know that I am practising cooking for the flat . No disasters yet , as such . Now , would you like me to paint your room bright pink with green dots , or black with blue and white interlacing octagons , when I 'm down at the flat in a few weeks time ? I thought so . See you . I have run out of words to write down , as I 've just written &NUM in an email to someone else . &NAME [ in ] SUBJECT: A reply to the power of &NUM Hi &NAME , In connection with the subject field are n't numbers SO much easier than words ? What , you disagree ? How curious ! Anyway , with regards to the question of whether or not &NAME and &NAME check their e-mail , I do not know about &NAME . &CHAR I mailed him &NUM days ago and have not yet received a reply . ( WAIT I 'VE JUST &NAME &NUM ! DATED &NUM / &NUM / &NUM , &NUM : 36PM ) However , &NAME 's email address ( &NAME etc. ) is actually his Dad 's, so the question is whether his Dad actually checks his email , and what does he find ? ! * * Hmmm. &NAME + fire usually damaged clothes . Not convinced . Clothes ! What about damaged skin ? Damaged computer disks ? Come to think of it , damaged domestos ? ? ? You really need to straighten out your priorities ! Do n't trust &NAME 's methods of cooking , they tend to be of the " What 's this ? How interesting ! I 'll put that in , then " variety . That made me laugh a lot . Thank you . ( I 'm being serious ) . I have n't got a job either , although I 'm not looking yet . However , my mum is , so there is always hope . she 'll end up at &NAME 's ( her 2nd choice ) . &NAME ! Woe , woe , thrice woe . ? ? ? I do not understand . Do you not wish to see your sibling safely established in &NAME 's? Thanks again for doing those photos for me . That 's quite alright . I enjoyed it . I could n't stop laughing when I was developing the one of you and &NAME . ( You know , the one where you look about &NUM years old . ) It is classically amusing . So much so that I took the liberty of enlarging a copy of it for myself . Well , this morning I 've been filling holes in wood with wood filler , while listening to Shine , &NAME , &NAME . A lovely monotonous job . This afternoon I 'm going on a trip to a garden centre , after which I shall return to prepare dinner . I intend to do something with chicken this evening ( for the meal ) . It is now this evening . The something with chicken was a success . I am going to be a leader at an Scripture &NAME camp in a weeks time . This morning I discovered that someone from &NAME 's is going on the very same camp ! Not only that , but she was in my bible study group last year ! &NAME ! The weather here is abysmal rain at &NUM degrees , &NUM degrees and &NUM degrees . That 's the inclination of the droplets not the temperature . Writing of temperature , I 'm noticing how chilly it is up here compared to &NAME . Totally out of the blue , do n't you think &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME is simply delirious ? I 'm listening to it at this moment in time . &NAME and utter joy perhaps even eclipsing water ! Well , since I 've started talking of water again , I shall stop . It is my self-regulating signal that I have nothing of any further interest to say . So , adieu , until we email again . &NAME ( &NAME is &NAME ! ) P.S. You never told me what you thought of the singing sheep ? I really would value your opinions for my customer survey aimed to correlate the market value of my singing sheep business to a similar one concerned with ducks . &NAME . SUBJECT: Blonde old ladies with water rates Hi &NAME , Yes , I 'm well . I 've just returned from my camp . It was fantastic , although I am absolutely totally exhausted . I only got &NUM hours of sleep per night for the week . Sleeping in a dormitory with &NUM hyperactive unnaturally energetic ten-year old kids has many disadvantages . However , I really enjoyed it all and the weather was perfectly splendid . I knew a few people before I got there and knew a lot more by the time I left . By the way , have you ever seen a video series called &NAME &NAME ? We watched it a lot at camp . I was in &NAME &NAME yesterday ( not to see the golf , but to get a kettle ) and it was totally packed because of the Open . So that 's my bikini story , sorry , you 're probably either embarrassed , disgusted or bored Yes . My sister disappears behind lampposts How curious . A trick I 've always wanted to master . I have always wanted to be blonde ! So have &NAME When my hair is exposed to sunlight it becomes slightly more blonde . Well , I 'm going down to &NAME on Wednesday to see the flat , buy textbooks , shop , check e-mail , visit some banks , etc. So , I shall e-mail and tell you how many holes there are in your bedroom wall , how many stains on the carpet , how many scratches on the coffee table etc. on Wednesday evening . I am a bit depressed seriously thinking about going to see my &NAME old ladies moaning about water rates get to wear a blonde wig ! I must go and apply moisturiser . Quite . I could n't agree more . Have you ever heard of &NAME ? Just wondering . Anyway , I 'm getting forms and the like filled in as I am leaving for a &NUM week holiday in &NAME on Saturday . I am looking forward to it all except the heat , the flight and the language difficulties . I only speak Scottish and English . Oh well ! It will be an experience I am sure ! See you , &NAME &NAME &NAME IS &NAME to us Scots ! &NAME I do not know what you could give your sister for her birthday . Perhaps a SUBJECT: &NAME ( &CHAR ) ? Hi &NAME , Do you mind being called &NAME ? It 's just there 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME is there an &NAME ? Anyway , as I said , I went down to see the flat yesterday . I had a great day and saw &NAME too . I think the bedrooms all need a coat of paint . The rest of the flat is optional . We have acquired ( do n't ask me how ! ) an ironing board and a TV table which are not in the official inventory . There were no letters for you in the post box . Have we decided finally on bedroom allocation ? If it 's what I think it is then your room smells of smoke . No , I have n't been careless with those matches House + fire usually damaged clothes etc It 's cigarette smoke . Most of the curtains do n't match . In the living area there are &NUM darkish blue two-seater settees . The fridge has a minor defect . We have a telephone socket ! ! ! It 's in the hall and there is a telephone ( extremely old , disgusting , dirty , unhygienic , will be disposed of as soon as I remember the rubber gloves type ) but the line is not connected . The little intercom system with the front door is fun ! &NAME and I played around with it for a while . We need air freshener musty smell in most areas . No bed linen , duvets , pillows etc. are provided . There are no headboards on the beds , which are thick metal and extremely ugly I 'll be bringing a valance . The toilet makes a noise like an aeroplane taking off . ( At least it 's not an elephant trumpeting this year ! ) The windows are quite nice . There is a cool little spy- hole in the flat door &NAME and I played with that too . The flat address is ; &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM . The electricity works by a meter . There is an electronic key which must be taken down to a power shop and recharged in return for money . There is £ &NUM left in our meter . Most flats use £ &NUM per week , so we 're rather lucky . We also went to College in search of &NAME 's shirts . Outside his room is basically a builder 's yard ! The floors are up , etc Unfortunately we could n't find the shirts , but they may be in a lock-up so do n't give up hope yet ! I also went to the NatWest bank and enquired about flat accounts . &NAME . We shall need to discuss that nearer the time . Basically we need &NUM other person to operate it . Anyway , I 'm off on holiday early Saturday morning . E-mail silence for nearly &NUM weeks how awful ! Hope your are having some luck finding a job . Hope your family is well . Will hear from you soon hopefully . &NAME &NAME &NAME what do you know about &NAME ? SUBJECT: Your disreputable occupation Hi &NAME , I have a job . It is fairly disreputable but at least I am not a teacher . My goodness ! ! ! You 're working behind a bar ! ! ! How disreputable ! How could you ? ? ? I 'd rather be a teacher but not in &NAME , considering the exam mess . Actually , not in &NAME either , considering the pupils . Well , my holiday was great I sent you a postcard . The chocolate Well , lets just say I do n't like chocolate . ( &NAME , horror , he does n't deserve to live ! ) Actually , I brought back the knowledge of how to make a French chocolate cake . Is n't that enough ? ? ? I have also acquired some French and Swiss recipes , with a prolific use of garlic in them . I know all about &NAME and frankly these sick perversions disgust me . Are you bluffing ? I read this in &NAME airport and became very worried very quickly . If you really do know about &NAME , then you must inevitably consider yourself one of the glorious elect . If not , then you must feel very insecure and be trying to cover up your lack of knowledge by ridicule and blasphemy . We shall find out . We have the ways . ( We is me , by the way ) &NAME this is a short e-mail , but I 'm developing my holiday photos . &NAME will inevitably follow as I have n't found a job yet sort of . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Answers to your questions Hi &NAME , In response to your e-mail If you and &NAME arrive on Monday the 25th you will be arriving roughly the same day as &NAME . Personal keys are obtained from the &NAME &NAME &NAME . I have the post key at the minute but it will be hanging in the flat eventually . Telephone bills are itemised . It will be a small feat to divide them up fairly . The line rental can be divided directly by &NUM though does that sound okay ? I agree with not too much rice ! £ &NUM per month for electricity ! ! ! ! ! ! Where on earth did you read that ! I might have made a typing error , but I ca n't find any records of it . Electricity is £ &NUM per month . Much more reasonable ! Glad to hear you love dettol . I do too . Please make your views known to the collective was for &NAME and &NAME 's benefit it 's from &NAME &NAME . &NAME . We guys are not weight-obsessed , the weighing scales were cooking weighing scales , for baking cakes etc. ( &NAME and I need this ) The addition of every piece of punctuation was only vaguely amusing . What ? I did n't add up punctuation ! If you 're talking about the word count then that was merely factual . It was not intended to be amusing . I am not rapidly emerging as leader in chief , I am merely trying to be helpfully organising . If it is not working then please inform me and I shall be quiet . The co-ordinates were a joke , but thanks for praying for us . Best wishes , &NAME If at first you do n't succeed skydiving is not for you &NAME If you want to buy / bring things ( which would be great ! ) then choose what you wish from this list : &NAME set of bowls , &NAME dishes , Cushions for living area , &NAME peeler , &NAME &NAME , &NAME ( including a large one for the living area ) , &NAME , Set of saucepans , &NAME &NAME , Water set ( glasses etc. ) , Cooking Weighing Scales . SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , Hi . It was great to see you and everyone else in &NAME . Now , thanks for your e-mail regarding money . I agree that we ought to begin with £ &NUM each in the account and take it from there . Also , yes , I do want to get fat . Unfortunately it never works . Oh well , some people would n't be complaining . By the way , would you mind sending me a copy of that list of items which you were hurriedly scribbling down at our flat meeting ? Also , do you know when all the flat birthdays are ? Incidentally , we never got around to discussing prayer and bible study as an integral part of flat life . Perhaps we should ? Am I correct in assuming that we are taking the following rooms ? &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME . If not , please tell me . I am able to bring &NUM pull-cords for the lights in the bathroom and toilet . I hope this is agreeable . The current &NUM are forbidden by department of environmental health legislation . And no , before you ask , I did n't check . Oh , I am looking forward to living in this flat . Do you have any ideas for the name which should appear on our cheque book ? ( It 's top priority decisions like these which we need to sort out immediately . ) Did we definitely decide the stuffed moose 's head was impossible ? I think it would look imposing . Please write me an interesting reply . Thanks , &NAME &NAME I have absolutely no desire to become the youngest ever chief executive of &NAME Inc. I am a chemist . SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Re : ( no subject ) ] In the interests of food , of course I willsend you your looks . here is the definitive list : &NUM ) the " I am soooo irritated I will constantly frown and grit my teeth in a menacing fashion do n't you dare come within &NUM metres of me or I will rip your tongue out with my bare hands because the world is full of PEOPLE who ANNOY me . Do I need any other excuse ? " &NUM ) the " I will nod my head at you slowly and draw my eyebrows together sardonically and smile really patronisingly because I am so infinitely superior to you , a lowly mortal , bow to the goddess " &NUM ) the " if you will put your hand on my forhead I guess I haev no chance but to move forward in a rather scray but very very funny manner while emitting noises like a cow in labour " &NUM ) the " if you will come and interrupt me while I am reading pride and pred / watching neighbours / doing anything , actually , then you ca n't really expect me to come and help you with a good grace . Or any grace at all , not forgetting the loud sighs , eye rolling and death stare . Be afraid , be very very afraid . " &NUM ) the " I know you 're trying to have a serious argument with me but quite frankly , you are so ludicrous that every time you say anything I just dissolve into hysterical giggles . Oh , I know how infuriated it makes you , that 's exactly why I do it , person of limited intelligence " &NUM ) the " I know you 're trying to have a conversation with me , but to be honest , I 'm only standing here listening to you until someone more interesting comes along which is why I keep glancing over your shoulder adn making small noises which sound a lot like " hmmm " . " that 's all , folks . love &NAME xxxxxxxxxxx SUBJECT: A reply to a postcard from &NAME Dear &NAME , Hi . I hope you 're enjoying living in the flat . I was just replying to a letter when I noticed the postcard you sent me from &NAME . Therefore , here are some words connected with it &NUM ) Who exactly did you address the postcard too ? It looks something like &NAME for the Scottish ? Party . What is the ? word which I cannot read ? It is driving me crazy . &NUM ) You remarked on the length of my address . Well , you have actually merged my last &NUM addresses together hence the length ! My actual address is only &NUM lines long not &NUM ! &NUM ) I have been left bitter and startled at the lack of gratitude from the natives at the civilisation of your country by ours . - &NAME ! Your still alive , and therefore fortunate ! &NAME ! You 've got to be joking ? ! &NUM ) I am , at present , on kilt-watch . - Yes , that 's why most English people go to &NAME . &NUM ) I hope you have begun to sort the accounts out I am relying on you . &NAME - &NAME ! Why the truly ? Well , as you already know , yes I have . &NUM ) Now , about this ( non-existent ) television licence . Do you think the TV licensing agency will mind us having a TV and no licence ? I do so hope they do n't fine us £ &NUM or something , as I have n't budgeted for that . Have you ? Anyway , &NAME suggested I write to the TV licensing agency and inform them of our situation . This I will do with all due haste and fervour . Well , I 'd better go and eat something . The weather here is lovely clouds scudding across a light blue airy sky . See you on Saturday at midday . Bye , &NAME [ in] [ o] [ whatever really ] When you do n't know what to do walk fast and look worried SUBJECT: ( for &NAME ) Well , well , it 's that time of year again , when the hotmail accounts start once more . &NAME mine is the first &NAME email you receive to your &NAME account , hope you all have a great Christmas , hope that I keep to my promise that this is the only circular I will send . Much love to you all for a jolly time this Christmas , love &NAME &NAME , email me . I like it . Get more from the Web . FREE &NAME Explorer download : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Hi &NAME Dear &NAME , Thank you so much for your little note . It was really nice . &NAME , I am not so intuitive as you may have assumed ! &NAME told me you liked that kind of thing . However , I am glad I asked her advice , as I have now found a shop in &NAME that I really like - unfortunately they do n't take switch . At least I think I like it , and I shall be going back there later this afternoon to search for Christmas presents to give to my family . I do n't understand why you apologised for saying " thanks for being so sweet " ! I do n't mind . I will e-mail you a lot , and I hope you do too . However , when I look over some of the e-mails I sent you last summer I can scarcely believe I actually sent them ! Anyway , this is not a very amusing e-mail . &NAME shall surely follow . Also , I have an idea for an interesting piece of photo-art which I may well conjure up over the holidays . ( It does not - unless you want it to - contain your picture , but it may well be quite amusing for anyone who knows &NAME . ) Well , I hope you 're enjoying being at home and do n't miss &NAME too much . I know I probably will . See you next term . &NAME &NAME I have just watched " Airplane " ! It 's absolutely ridiculous ! ! ! Yes , some of it was extremely amusing , hilarious infact . Other parts were not as interesting . However , thanks awfully for leaving it for me to watch. ( ! ) SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME dearest sweetiepie , I prefer to assume you are intutive . there must be &NUM member of the male species who is . airplane is a good film there are more in that genre . we will rent them next term . my family liked the idea of my x/mas presents , and my dad found the whole tim-giving-us-photos-hed-taken-himslef thing quite amusing . my dada can relate to that . bored , watching lots of trashy tv . what you up to ? do n't do anything I would n't do ... love &NAME From : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : Hi &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , Thank you so much for your little note . It was really nice . &NAME , I am not so intuitive as you may have assumed ! &NAME told me you liked that kind of thing . However , I am glad I asked her advice , as I have now found a shop in &NAME that I really like - unfortunately they do n't take switch . At least I think I like it , and I shall be going back there later this afternoon to search for Christmas presents to give to my family . I do n't understand why you apologised for saying " thanks for being so sweet " ! I do n't mind . I will e-mail you a lot , and I hope you do too . However , when I look over some of the e-mails I sent you last summer I can scarcely believe I actually sent them ! Anyway , this is not a very amusing e-mail . &NAME shall surely follow . Also , I have an idea for an interesting piece of photo-art which I may well conjure up over the holidays . ( It does not - unless you want it to - contain your picture , but it may well be quite amusing for anyone who knows &NAME . ) Well , I hope you 're enjoying being at home and do n't miss &NAME too much . I know I probably will . See you next term . &NAME &NAME I have just watched " Airplane " ! It 's absolutely ridiculous ! ! ! Yes , some of it was extremely amusing , hilarious infact . Other parts were not as interesting . However , thanks awfully for leaving it for me to watch. ( ! ) Get more from the Web . FREE &NAME Explorer download : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hi yes do you want to chat in a chatroom ? that would be fun &NAME xx From : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : Hi &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , Are you still online ? ? ? &NAME Get more from the Web . FREE &NAME Explorer download : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: the &NAME reigns strong ... &NAME , We must arrange a time when both of us are free so that we can chat . I wo n't ring you - I do n't want to scare you or traumatise any of your family , but it would be nice to talk to you . I am free tomorrow at &NAME , if that 's any help . I start work at the &NAME tomorrow , at 6am ! ! ! ! This means that next term , I shall require a lot of peace in the mornings so that I can catch up on lost sleep . Be warned . Of course I am human . Of course you are a different species from me ... look at the differences in how our genders behave- how can we be the same race ? &NAME ... I too am watching a lot of trash TV . It begins at &NUM , with Midday money on &NAME , where fantastically stupid people are rewarded for the ineptness ( " What 's &NUM ? " ' &NUM ? " ' Try si ... si ... " &NAME ? " ' No. .. have another go " ' &NUM ? " ' That 's close enough , we 'll give it to you " ) . Then there 's Doctors at &NUM , fun with death and &NAME accents ... watch it- all the common patients have broad &NAME &NAME accents ; all the professional doctors are posh . &NAME is alive and well ... then a break till Neighbours and then ... da da da da daaaaaa ... &NAME &NAME , the best programme on TV at present . I am not paying &NAME &CHAR any money . I hope that you enjoy skiing ... &CHAR , I wish I was coming ! I heard about the lavatory from the boys , but not until after it had happened . &NAME in the milk will be a good one for next term . " whilst &NAME was engaged in polite conversation with &NAME " * * &NAME , in POLITE conversation ? 'Do n't disappoint my &NAME . " * * I like being called " your &NAME " ... I am not going to plot to kill you . Why would I make it that easy for you ? I 'm going to do something akin to Chinese water torture ... heh , heh , heh ... This is quite a long email . I 'm going to go and phone &NAME . Till tomorrow at &NUM ? Love , &NAME xx Get more from the Web . FREE &NAME Explorer download : &WEBSITE right , &NAME , tomorrow . I 'll set up a chatroom on microsoft ... go into msn , ithink , , , actually , you set up a chat room called &NAME something , something inventive with &NAME in it , and i 'll find you . but email me sixish if there are any problems , I 'll keep checking my inbox . love &NAME Get more from the Web . FREE &NAME Explorer download : &WEBSITE &NAME have created a room called marshallbees , try and find it if not email me &NAME x Get more from the Web . FREE &NAME Explorer download : &WEBSITE guys , go to msn , then find a chatroom called marshallbees at 8pm ( it 's changed from 6pm ) on sunday and we can all talk . maybe . do n't worry if not . love &NAME ( and &NAME ) Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Hi Hi &NAME , Are you still online ? ? ? &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , &NAME , sorry I did n't receive your latest e-mail until now . I guess I missed chatting in a chatroom . That 's a shame as it would have been great fun ! Thanks for your e-mail ! Very well , I relent You may assume I am intuitive ! However , I must point out that being male does not place me in a separate species from you . You see , I actually believe that you , too , are human . Please return this courtesy . " Airplane is a good film there are more in that genre . We will rent them next term . - My incredulity abounds . &NAME , yes I agree that Airplane is a good film ( generally ) but are there really more of the same genre ? That seems slightly far-fetched . Anyway , I would take great pleasure in renting similar videos next term . May I say that I found the opening scene absolutely hilarious , when the aeroplane was likened to a shark . Fantastically funny ! What do you mean by saying that your family liked the idea of your Christmas presents ? Are you trying to tell me they thought it was a lovely idea we all sent presents to each other , or am I getting a completely wrong idea ? 'my dad found the whole Tim-giving-us-photos-he'd-taken-himself thing quite amusing . My dad can relate to that . - Yes It was extremely nice to receive those presents from &NAME . He is extremely clever / economical . Do n't you think ? I can see why your dad might find the idea amusing . I rather think my family did too although they cannot relate to it . " Bored , watching lots of trashy TV . What you up to ? Do n't do anything I would n't do - Yes , I 'm a little bored too . It is quite lonely being at home all day with nobody to talk too except oneself and the fridge . The unpleasant idea of chemistry textbooks looming over the rest of the day is slightly depressing . What on earth can you be watching on television ? I can find nothing of much interest save " Friends on Friday evening and &NAME &NAME tomorrow . Well , I 'm trying to study as much as I can psychologically cope with , but I 'm going to be working in my dad 's bookshop on Wednesday and Friday this week . That should give me a welcome break from the hallowed halls of chemistry . I 'm going to be spending the New Year up in the Scottish Highlands &NAME , and may possibly be going skiing . Last time I skied I fell over . I was about &NUM . I did n't much care for it and have never been back since . I hope I do n't fall down this time as it would be infinitely more embarrassing ! Anyway , I am also looking forward to going on the internet much more as we are changing our &NAME to one which provides a totally free service . Incidentally , are you aware of the fact that we may quite well owe &NAME &CHAR £ &NUM at the beginning of next term ? &CHAR is quite disastrous really As you ought to have been aware , I began defrosting our freezer the morning you left &NAME ! ! ! ( Just kidding although watching ice melt is incredibly more exciting than the paint drying process . ) Anyway , back to the story Well , I asked &NAME downstairs if we could store our freezer contents in their freezer . She said absolutely not , promptly pulled out a revolver , and shot me right between the eyes I 'm now dead . No ! Really &NAME , you should n't believe such fantastically unrealistic tales ! Dear , dear , dear ! You 're just so gullible ! ( Just kidding ! ) Anyway , she said certainly we could , so we did . Now , that was at about 11am and the freezer did n't finish defrosting until &NAME . ( Mainly because I never bothered to turn it off whilst leaving the door open and placing large bowls of hot water inside it ! ) When I finally got around to retrieving our frozen food , &NAME had gone home ! So had &NAME ! &NAME I was deserted ! ! ! I was in dire straits , so I Well , I wonder , what could I have ( feasibly ) done ? Most likely nothing , but you may imagine something ridiculous if you like . &NAME suggested I promptly said " Oh bother ? ? ? and tripped over my own feet . I think that 's a little harsh . So , &NAME &CHAR now has about &NUM kilos of our frozen chips , along with multiple loaves of bread ! The real trouble ( yes , seriously ! ) is that &NAME happened to mention the fee for storage in their freezer was £ &NUM per hour . This did not concern be greatly as I assumed she was joking , and even if she had turned out to be serious , it would only have cost us about £ &NUM . However , now that we are utilising her storage facilities over Christmas , it would cost our flat £ &NUM . This would lower our flat bank account balance by about &NUM - not a healthy way to start the term ! The second little flat story which I shall tell you is probably one you have heard from &NAME or someone else . Just in case you have not I would like to make you aware of the fact that on Saturday morning &NAME and &NAME came to visit and , whilst &NAME was engaged in polite conversation with &NAME , &NAME and &CHAR ( and various parents ) &NAME was redesigning our water closet . It appeared , from subsequent ( although not very close as &NAME had just cleaned it WARNING ! &NAME ! ! ) inspection that the entire visit had been a ruse , the sole purpose of which was to maliciously " blacken the reputation of our " spotless toilet . On reflection and long consultation with &NAME and &NAME we decided that they had facilitated the effects desired by themselves by pouring something akin to the nature and properties of food colouring down our lavatory . This distressed and perplexed us greatly . We are still distressed and perplexed greatly . Sleepless nights have been our lot ever since . Seriously . I now expect you to be distressed and perplexed . Greatly . Do n't disappoint my &NAME . I 'm counting on your being perplexed . In conclusion I would like to say that I 'm not really sure whether or not I 'll do anything you would n't do . In fact , I can think of quite a few things I do which you would n't do and am not quite sure it would be advisable to refrain from doing them. ( ! ) Now &NAME , I have just written you a long e-mail . I know you are a very busy person ( quote : [ &NUM 'm] " bored ) and I am extremely grateful that you should take the time to e-mail me ( seriously , seriously , no sarcasm ) as I really enjoy reading them , but could you try and write a slightly longer &NUM next time ? If you 'd rather not or do n't have time then okay . &NAME , I probably should n't have said that ! ( I 'm not being judgmental , so please do n't plot to kill me ! ) See you , &NAME &NAME I really liked your Scottish accent on the " phone the other night . It was most convincing ! Perhaps you can write in the language of the gods also ? SUBJECT: Chat at 6ish Hi &NAME , &NAME ! Well We shall discuss your e-mail in marshallbees at &NUM precisely . I do n't usually use &NAME to chat , but then , I do n't usually chat online only occasionally . Anyway , I shall try and find the chat-room . E-mail me if you ca n't make it and need to change the time or something . Well , see you at &NUM precisely . Oh , by the way . Perhaps you would like to download " Netscape &NAME &NAME Service sometime . I 'll give you the web-site address if you want to . You see , it enables you to chat directly i.e. a little box will appear in your computer screen . Also , its main benefit is that it lets you know when your friends are online . Anyway , see what you think . I will finish this short e-mail with the following quote from &NAME which we may choose to discuss this evening I quote from &NAME ; " I have similar characteristics to an amphibious-type creature who has evolved &NUM million years in a few hours and has mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habits &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? Reschedule3F ? Dear &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME , I would like to ask if you would mind not chatting tomorrow evening ( Sunday ) until &NAME , as I will be atchurch from 6pm . I hope this is coinvenient let me know if it is not . Still marshallbees chatroom . However , it would be much better if you could all get netscape instant &NAME ( &WEBSITE ) by then . I 've got it now and it only took about &NUM minutes to get and download . It is really cool and can do wonderful things . If we all got it then we could chat on it . However , until then marshallbees , Sunday , &NAME . See you then , &NAME SUBJECT: We are ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? 22cliquey22 ? - I believe ... Hi &NAME , It was very interesting to observe the psychology of group interactions in marshallbees on Sunday evening . Thanks for providing the opportunity . Here is a brief summary of our chat &NUM ) We all talked . &NUM ) You insulted me . &NUM ) I insulted you . &NUM ) I talked to &NAME in our own language ( i.e. Och , it sure is dreight the nicht ) . &NUM ) You talked to &NAME in your own language . &NUM ) An unknown and uninvited guest turned up , calling himself " &NAME . &NUM ) He was very nasty and called us names , like " elitists and " clicky . &SMILEY You corrected his spelling of " cliquey . &NUM ) You told him you were delighted to be an elitist if it meant you could spell correctly . &NUM ) We all told him to go away and learn to spell and construct grammatically correct sentences . &NUM ) &NAME was quite rude towards him . This was amusing , and may prove to be even more so if it turns out we knew the unknown guy . So , are you still well ? Are you still watching " Diagnosis Murder " every day ? I watched it today . I also watched it yesterday . However , I did n't get up at &NUM : 15am , tempting though it inevitably was . Today I synthesised penicillin ( on paper ) whilst yesterday I synthesised &NAME and &NAME ( on PAPER ) . Talking of Cocaine and Opium It could be quite interesting next term if some of our flat-mates came home to find a " Cocaine-laboratory set up in our kitchen . I can just imagine the scene Over the next few weeks subtle hints are dropped that &NAME is not quite the na 've chemist he makes out to be . &NUM morning when &NAME is checking the post she finds a parcel for &NAME from , say , &NAME . This is curious . She leaves it in his room and probably thinks nothing more of it , but perhaps she does Later that day she returns from her lecture to find the kitchen work-surfaces covered with complex-looking chemical apparatus containing curious tar-like substances that bubble . There are some shallow glass dishes containing a white powdery substance , just recrystalising from solution . The parcel is lying on the table , opened , and a lab-coat is strewn carelessly on the floor . The phone suddenly rings she picks it up to hear a curiously thick voice with a sinister-sounding message for &NAME . I do n't know what could happen next , but it may well be very amusing ( ! ) Anyway " I am not going to plot to kill you . Why would I make it that easy for you ? I 'm going to do something akin to Chinese water torture heh , heh , heh - Okay Now I 'm worried . What is Chinese water torture ? I hope you have a lovely Christmas &NAME and a most enjoyable birthday . I look forward to receiving a reply , &NAME SUBJECT: We are not cliquey , just educated &NAME , Here is a more realistic summary : &NUM ) We all played with little symbols &NUM ) Some creep came into our conversation &NUM ) You talked to &NAME in some weird and unintelligible version of English ( can the Scots got NOTHING right ? ) &NUM ) The creep called us elitist and cliquey ( sic ) &NUM ) I agreed on the premise that he cannot spell , and therefore clearly has not been to uni &NUM ) &NAME was , I agree , rude , but amusingly and justifiably so ... it 's just a good job &NAME and &NAME were n't there . What is this , I talked to &NAME in our own language ? And I do not remember insulting you at any point . But enlighten me . I agree too that we should experiment with cocaine ... kidding . Actually , drugs have never had any real fascination for me , but I know they have for &NAME . Maybe you could slip a little something into her early morning cup of tea to see exactly how hyper she can get ... funny ! Chinese water torture : the Chinese would deprive a person of liquid for days . Then they would place them into a room next to which would be an unseen , but audible , dripping tap . The person would then confess ( hopefully ) . Maybe I could start my own version , placing you in a room surrounded by mess , with an unseen but audible vacuum cleaner next door ... heh heh heh ! I have nearly finished at the &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I am happy . &NAME , are you coming to my house for my birthday ? I would love to see you , and you know my parents adore you . You could clean my room . &NAME boy ... I do n't offer evryone that privilege , you know . Got to go , I 'm going out for a meal with some friends ( yes , I have more than &NUM ) . Got to get ready ... see you ... love &NAME xx From : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : We are " cliquey " - I believe ... &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , It was very interesting to observe the psychology of group interactions in marshallbees on Sunday evening . Thanks for providing the opportunity . Here is a brief summary of our chat &NUM ) We all talked . &NUM ) You insulted me . &NUM ) I insulted you . &NUM ) I talked to &NAME in our own language ( i.e. Och , it sure is dreight the nicht ) . &NUM ) You talked to &NAME in your own language . &NUM ) An unknown and uninvited guest turned up , calling himself " &NAME . &NUM ) He was very nasty and called us names , like " elitists and " clicky . &SMILEY You corrected his spelling of " cliquey . &NUM ) You told him you were delighted to be an elitist if it meant you could spell correctly . &NUM ) We all told him to go away and learn to spell and construct grammatically correct sentences . &NUM ) &NAME was quite rude towards him . This was amusing , and may prove to be even more so if it turns out we knew the unknown guy . So , are you still well ? Are you still watching 'Diagnosis Murder every day ? I watched it today . I also watched it yesterday . However , I did n't get up at &NUM : 15am , tempting though it inevitably was . Today I synthesised penicillin ( on paper ) whilst yesterday I synthesised &NAME and &NAME ( on PAPER ) . Talking of Cocaine and Opium It could be quite interesting next term if some of our flat-mates came home to find a " Cocaine-laboratory set up in our kitchen . I can just imagine the scene Over the next few weeks subtle hints are dropped that &NAME is not quite the na 've chemist he makes out to be . &NUM morning when &NAME is checking the post she finds a parcel for &NAME from , say , &NAME . This is curious . She leaves it in his room and probably thinks nothing more of it , but perhaps she does Later that day she returns from her lecture to find the kitchen work-surfaces covered with complex-looking chemical apparatus containing curious tar-like substances that bubble . There are some shallow glass dishes containing a white powdery substance , just recrystalising from solution . The parcel is lying on the table , opened , and a lab-coat is strewn carelessly on the floor . The phone suddenly rings she picks it up to hear a curiously thick voice with a sinister-sounding message for &NAME . I do n't know what could happen next , but it may well be very amusing ( ! ) Anyway " I am not going to plot to kill you . Why would I make it that easy for you ? I 'm going to do something akin to Chinese water torture heh , heh , heh - Okay Now I 'm worried . What is Chinese water torture ? I hope you have a lovely Christmas &NAME and a most enjoyable birthday . I look forward to receiving a reply , &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ? oooo , &NUM . some of us have been busy , that 's all . love you &NAME , &NAME xx From : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME ? &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , Are you still talking to me ? Just wondering . &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? Hello3F ? Hi &NAME , Are you still talking to me ? Just wondering . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME is DOOMED Hi &NAME , " &NAME - &NAME . " You talked to &NAME in some weird and unintelligible version of English ( can the Scots get NOTHING right ? ) - Evidently not . Think about it . Obviously you cannot either , hence your sentence without meaning . " &NAME was rude it 's just a good job &NAME and &NAME were n't there . - Why ? ? ? Do you see &NAME and &NAME as some ultra-moral , easy-to-offend , hyper-Christian people ? I was there , how different am I to &NAME and &NAME ? " What is this , I talked to &NAME in our own language ? - Well , I assume you did . Since &NAME and I talked for about &NUM minutes in whisper mode whilst there was nothing appearing on the main screen , we assumed you and &NAME were conversing in your own language . " I do not remember insulting you at any point . But enlighten me . - Most assuredly I shall enlighten you . You called me names . I then asked if you enjoyed insulting me and you replied with something along the lines of " have you just worked that out ? Do you remember ? " Maybe you could slip a little something into her early morning cup of tea to see exactly how hyper she can get funny ! - Very funny ! It is worth it just to imagine it . I am laughing as I type . " Maybe I could place you in a room surrounded by mess , with an unseen but audible vacuum cleaner next door - If we assume this took place in &NAME &CHAR then there could be some slight technical difficulties I would have to be placed in either yours or &NAME 's room as they are the only untidy &NUM . If I was placed in your room then it would n't work as vacuum cleaners are terrified of &NAME 's room . If I was placed in &NAME 's room then that would also be impossible because vacuum cleaners are terrified of you and they have no need ( I 'm not talking about desire here ) to go into my room . In either case , I 'm the only &NUM in the flat who understands how to switch on vacuum cleaners . " &NAME , are you coming to my house for my birthday ? I would love to see you , and you know my parents adore you . You could clean my room . &NAME boy I do n't offer everyone that privilege , you know . - Much as I would love to I 'm afraid I am taking my grandmother ( yes , the &NUM with &NUM lives ) to see &NAME on the 26th . I 'm sorry &NAME , thanks very much for inviting me though . I 've sent you a birthday card , so do n't think it 's a Christmas &NUM and open it on Monday ! Anyway , I did n't know you were going to have a party . Would I have known anyone else who will be there ? It will break my heart not to have the chance to clean your room . Oh ! Why do I always miss these life-changing experiences ? ! ? Anyway , is your room ever really messy ? I do n't think it is at &NAME , but then I 'm comparing yours with &NAME 's. " Got to go , I 'm going out for a meal with some friends ( yes , I have more than &NUM ) . - Who 's the one ? ( I 'm joking , I know you have lots and lots of friends just in case you get offended . ) I got &NUM Christmas cards today ! Actually , it was a bit embarrassing . Well how would you explain a Christmas card that was addressed to " &NAME " &NAME &NAME , on the envelope , to your parents when they give it to you ? That would have been relatively okay , but then I opened it and discovered it was from a guy &NAME - an interesting experience . It turned out my fears were unfounded as my parents did not conclude I had weird friends , just &NUM with an interesting sense of humour . Guess what was on the front of &NAME 's card . A duvet ! He is just so obsessed with duvets , especially his own . Well , I must go . Actually , I must n't, but I do n't want to bore you further by continuing to type when I really am not thinking much about what I am typing . Oh , I was for the rest of the e-mail , do n't worry , but not for this paragraph . I 'm pleased to hear you are looking forward to finishing your work at the &NAME Office . Have a wonderful Christmas , &NAME &NAME I 'm sorry about the " Hello ? e-mail . I was just wondering if you were still alive as you had n't e-mailed in a week . But then neither had &NUM , although that 's another story . SUBJECT: &NAME , &NAME , " Hyper-Christians ! " Hi &NAME ! " It 's nearly Christmas , and although &NAME and nicety pervades the land , it stops at our front door , so I feel free to insult you . - &NAME and nicety does not pervade this land . I do n't know anything about your front door , but that sounds highly likely . " Yes , &NAME and &NAME are hyper-Christians . ( I feel so unworthy ) . - Are you being honestly serious here ? " You are different because I do n't think you are easily shocked . At least , having a poker face , you do n't show it . - I may not be easily shocked , but that was quite an insult . Do I honestly have a poker face ? I 'm in despair . " It [ mess ] disturbs and distracts me . - That 's exactly the way I feel about mess too . " I am sorry about whispering . It was very rude , and I 'm sorry . - That 's quite alright . I was n't saying you ought n't to have . &NAME and I whispered too , as did yourself and &NAME " I am not having a party . I just invited everyone to my house knowing that most people would n't be able to come . &NAME and &NAME &NAME and &NAME are coming though . You are missing out on my favourite foods they are expensive , ha ha ha . - Oh , I see . I 'm glad some of your friends will be there for your birthday . I deeply regret missing out on your favourite foods , and the fact that they are expensive goes without saying really , does n't it ? " Happy Christmas , sweet &NAME , may your blessings be plentiful in the New Year . - Why , thank you &NAME ! Incidentally , did you know that &NAME and I now only communicate through his lawyer , a 'Mr &NAME ? Here is the last e-mail I received from him &NAME &NAME Esq. , As Mr. &NAME 's lawyer , I assure you that you are , how shall I put it in the soup . Frankly , you are a very unwise young man to have crossed my client . You have dealt in an immature manner , and will be dealt with accordingly . You may be assured that you will be sued to the full extent of the law , and will probably never see your homeland again . ( You can expect to be deported as a slave to &NAME . ) Oh yes , Mr. &NAME , you have played with fire , and now you 're going to get burned ( or burrrrrrrrned , as you would say ) . You have unfortunately messed with one of the most important personages in the country ( in the form of my client ) , and I do n't get paid £ &NUM an hour to fool around in other words , your life as you know it is about to be terminated . So there 's the good news Mr. &NAME . The bad news is that my people ( thugs / mercenaries some might call them ) will be round shortly to un-tuck your bed-sheet . Yes it 's true Mr. &NAME , I 'm afraid there is no easy way to break this kind of news . So , until we meet face to face ( probably in the dock ) let me wish you a happy future . &NAME , Mr. &NAME Quite interesting , do you agree ? Well , I have been wrapping Christmas presents this evening . Oh my , time flies too quickly , it 's Christmas once again . I shall now go and do some photo-manipulation . See you , &NAME &NAME Are you looking forward to your birthday ? &NUM is a very old age to be . I ca n't imagine being that old seriously . You will no longer be a teenager , how tragic . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME is DOOMED Dearest Petal , It 's nearly Christmas , and although &NAME and nicety pervades the land , it stops at our front door , so I feel free to insult you . &NUM Yes , &NAME and &NAME are hyper-Christians . ( I feel so unworthy ) . You are different because I do n't think you are easily shocked . At least , having a poker face , you do n't show it . &NUM My room is really not that messy at all . In a mess hierarchy of the flat , you are at the top , followed by &NAME , then me , then &NAME and &NAME . I do n't really like mess . It disturbs and distracts me . &NUM I am sorry about whispering . It was very rude , and I 'm sorry . &NUM I am not having a party . I just invited everyone to my house knowing that most people would n't be able to come . &NAME and &NAME &NAME and &NAME are coming though . You are missing out on my favourite foods- they are expensive , ha ha ha . &NUM I find &NAME 's message to you rather amusing . &NUM Happy Christmas , sweet &NAME , may your blessings be plentiful in the new year . Love &NAME From : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME is DOOMED &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , " &NAME - Catchy . " You talked to &NAME in some weird and unintelligible version of English ( can the Scots get NOTHING right ? ) - Evidently not . Think about it . Obviously you cannot either , hence your sentence without meaning . " &NAME was rude it 's just a good job &NAME and &NAME were n't there . - Why ? ? ? Do you see &NAME and &NAME as some ultra-moral , easy-to-offend , hyper-Christian people ? I was there , how different am I to &NAME and &NAME ? " What is this , I talked to &NAME in our own language ? - Well , I assume you did . Since &NAME and I talked for about &NUM minutes in whisper mode whilst there was nothing appearing on the main screen , we assumed you and &NAME were conversing in your own language . " I do not remember insulting you at any point . But enlighten me . - Most assuredly I shall enlighten you . You called me names . I then asked if you enjoyed insulting me and you replied with something along the lines of " have you just worked that out ? Do you remember ? 'Maybe you could slip a little something into her early morning cup of tea to see exactly how hyper she can get funny ! - Very funny ! It is worth it just to imagine it . I am laughing as I type . 'Maybe I could place you in a room surrounded by mess , with an unseen but audible vacuum cleaner next door - If we assume this took place in &NAME &CHAR then there could be some slight technical difficulties I would have to be placed in either yours or &NAME 's room as they are the only untidy &NUM . If I was placed in your room then it would n't work as vacuum cleaners are terrified of &NAME 's room . If I was placed in &NAME 's room then that would also be impossible because vacuum cleaners are terrified of you and they have no need ( I 'm not talking about desire here ) to go into my room . In either case , I 'm the only &NUM in the flat who understands how to switch on vacuum cleaners . " &NAME , are you coming to my house for my birthday ? I would love to see you , and you know my parents adore you . You could clean my room . &NAME boy I do n't offer everyone that privilege , you know . - Much as I would love to I 'm afraid I am taking my grandmother ( yes , the &NUM with &NUM lives ) to see &NAME on the 26th . I 'm sorry &NAME , thanks very much for inviting me though . I 've sent you a birthday card , so do n't think it 's a Christmas &NUM and open it on Monday ! Anyway , I did n't know you were going to have a party . Would I have known anyone else who will be there ? It will break my heart not to have the chance to clean your room . Oh ! Why do I always miss these life-changing experiences ? ! ? Anyway , is your room ever really messy ? I do n't think it is at &NAME , but then I 'm comparing yours with &NAME 's. " Got to go , I 'm going out for a meal with some friends ( yes , I have more than &NUM ) . - Who 's the one ? ( I 'm joking , I know you have lots and lots of friends just in case you get offended . ) I got &NUM Christmas cards today ! Actually , it was a bit embarrassing . Well how would you explain a Christmas card that was addressed to " &NAME " &NAME &NAME , on the envelope , to your parents when they give it to you ? That would have been relatively okay , but then I opened it and discovered it was from a guy &NAME - an interesting experience . It turned out my fears were unfounded as my parents did not conclude I had weird friends , just &NUM with an interesting sense of humour . Guess what was on the front of &NAME 's card . A duvet ! He is just so obsessed with duvets , especially his own . Well , I must go . Actually , I must n't, but I do n't want to bore you further by continuing to type when I really am not thinking much about what I am typing . Oh , I was for the rest of the e-mail , do n't worry , but not for this paragraph . I 'm pleased to hear you are looking forward to finishing your work at the &NAME Office . Have a wonderful Christmas , &NAME &NAME I 'm sorry about the " Hello ? e-mail . I was just wondering if you were still alive as you had n't e-mailed in a week . But then neither had &NUM , although that 's another story . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME , Are you having an enjoyable holiday ? I am . There is lots of snow here . I 'm going away on holiday today for the New Year . &NAME New Year . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME 20th Birthday &NAME ! &NAME Birthday &NAME ! I hope you have a lovely birthday and enjoy eating expensive food . SUBJECT: Are you online ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? now3F ? See subject . &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) &NAME , &NAME les examens went well today . And that you 're enjoying your labs . The phone bill came so we opened it with trepidation , but it 's really not too bed . Actually , it 's rather amusing ... &CHAR &CHAR ! &NAME SUBJECT: Fwd : [ Fwd : [ Fwd : [ Fwd : &NAME ] ] ] ( Fwd ) From : 'M.R.Jolley " ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : [ Fwd : [ Fwd : [ Fwd : &NAME ] ] ] &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM got sent this , if you dont know Blur - &NAME , it really isnt worth reading it . &NAME Artslife Laziness is a preference to the habitual voyeur of what is known as &NAME ! A morning lecture can be avoided if you take the route straight through what is known as &NAME ! &NAME 's got too little work , he gets intimidated by the dirty engineers , they love a bit of it ! Artslife ! Who 's that idiot working , you should cut down on your science life mate , get back to bed ! &NAME my lectures My two-oo lectures I some-times go to them Go to them in my Artslife ! Know what I mean ? I get up when I want , except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the cleaner Artslife ! I put my trousers on , have a cup of tea , and I think about leaving the bed Artslife ! I play pool , I sometimes play &NAME too , it gives me an enormous sense of having done something &NAME ! And then I 'm happy for the rest of the day , safe in the knowledge that there will always be another grant cheque devoted to me &NAME my lectures My two-oo lectures I some-times go to them Go to them in my Artslife ! Its got nothing to do with your &NUM o' clock lectures you know And its not about your lecturers who go on and on and on and on . . ... &NAME my lectures My two-oo lectures I some-times go to them Go to them in my Artslife ! &NAME ... it 's a hard life , it really is ! Love you all loads , &NAME xxx Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: A message from &NAME Hi ! Thank you for telephoning half an hour ago . I thought you might like a copy of &NAME and &NAME 's CU song ... When We Say Nothing At All It 's amazing how quickly this year has gone by Sitting here at the front , ( &NAME 's starting to cry ) Try as he may , &NAME can never explain Why he 's saying the same thing again The &NAME exists to learn more about &NAME It 's the truth in our lives and we 've found that we need it We 'll miss sitting here as we say goodbye to you all ( Maybe ) we say it best , when we say nothing at all All day long we prepare all the stuff for CU Coming up with ideas and fun things to do Try as he may , &NAME 's always confused We 're all worried but mildly amused We say it best when we say nothing at all . &NAME , The &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME They are thinking seriously about making a recording . It was very funny ! &NAME is cooking tonight - 'sloppy &NAME 's' - I dread to think what that is . &NAME 's leaving &NAME and &NUM on our own at the weekend . Everyone is going away ! I hope you &NUM are having an enjoyable time being locked out of the house . Never fear if you do not get much work done - be assured I have done even less here . Well , telephone again soon . &NAME is having withdrawl symptoms due to a lack of your presence . &NAME &NAME . It 's very hard on him . See you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) &NAME , if I find out that you have played a trick on me , the full wrath of &NAME will be upon you ... no more mercy , sweetie . it will be all out war , and as I am far meaner than you , you will regret it . a lot . if not , love you lots . &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Hi &NAME , Yes , as you know , I did play a " trick " on you . I regret doing so , but not because you will play a mean trick on me . Personally , I blame &NAME - and he will suffer the consequences this weekend . 'Suffer " being the ( very ) appropriate word . By the way - interesting information - &NAME has left his new mobile at home ... ( ! ) See you at &NUM : &NUM or &NUM : &NUM - whenever . I hope you have a good day - I have had . My professor told me my results from yesterday were n't wrong - just not what I had expected . I am now finished for the day ! &NAME ( Seriously though - sorry for playing a trick on you . I admit that it was a bit devious of me . I look forward to your revenge - but please leave it at that . ) " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME , if I find out that you have played a trick on me , the full wrath of &NAME will be upon you ... no more mercy , sweetie . it will be all out war , and as I am far meaner than you , you will regret it . a lot . if not , love you lots . &NAME x SUBJECT: Regarding a certain diet Dear &NAME , &NAME is very good for you . Chocolate is extremely appetising . People who do n't eat waste away . Chocolate is extremely appetising . You need a healthy supply of vitamins and a certain level of sugars to maintain a well nourished appearance . ( Trust me - I 'm a scientist . ) Chocolate is extremely appetising . &NAME ( with your highest interest in mind ) &NAME &NAME is extremely appetising . ( And if you buy Fairtrade , then you 're giving third world farmers a better deal . ) SUBJECT: Re : Regarding a certain diet &NUM I do n't care about fairtrade &NUM chocolate is fattening and gives you spots &NUM I have survived b4 on &NUM chips , &NUM bars of chocolate and lots of water for &NUM days . &NUM you are going to lose big time , skeletor . love you ! &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME is very good for you . Chocolate is extremely appetising . People who do n't eat waste away . Chocolate is extremely appetising . You need a healthy supply of vitamins and a certain level of sugars to maintain a well nourished appearance . ( Trust me - I 'm a scientist . ) Chocolate is extremely appetising . &NAME ( with your highest interest in mind ) &NAME &NAME is extremely appetising . ( And if you buy Fairtrade , then you 're giving third world farmers a better deal . ) SUBJECT: Re : Regarding a certain diet I do n't lose - unless it pleases me to do so . By the way , please explain 'skeletor " . Thank you for your cooperation . You NEED chocolate . You NEED chocolate . You NEED chocolate . You NEED chocolate . You NEED chocolate . You NEED chocolate . You NEED chocolate . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NUM I do n't care about fairtrade &NUM chocolate is fattening and gives you spots &NUM I have survived b4 on &NUM chips , &NUM bars of chocolate and lots of water for &NUM days . &NUM you are going to lose big time , skeletor . love you ! &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME is very good for you . Chocolate is extremely appetising . People who do n't eat waste away . Chocolate is extremely appetising . You need a healthy supply of vitamins and a certain level of sugars to maintain a well nourished appearance . ( Trust me - I 'm a scientist . ) Chocolate is extremely appetising . &NAME ( with your highest interest in mind ) &NAME &NAME is extremely appetising . ( And if you buy Fairtrade , then you 're giving third world farmers a better deal . ) SUBJECT: Re : Regarding a certain diet you are a TOAD &NAME wrote : I do n't lose - unless it pleases me to do so . By the way , please explain 'skeletor " . Thank you for your cooperation . You NEED chocolate . You NEED chocolate . You NEED chocolate . You NEED chocolate . You NEED chocolate . You NEED chocolate . You NEED chocolate . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NUM I do n't care about fairtrade &NUM chocolate is fattening and gives you spots &NUM I have survived b4 on &NUM chips , &NUM bars of chocolate and lots of water for &NUM days . &NUM you are going to lose big time , skeletor . love you ! &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME is very good for you . Chocolate is extremely appetising . People who do n't eat waste away . Chocolate is extremely appetising . You need a healthy supply of vitamins and a certain level of sugars to maintain a well nourished appearance . ( Trust me - I 'm a scientist . ) Chocolate is extremely appetising . &NAME ( with your highest interest in mind ) &NAME &NAME is extremely appetising . ( And if you buy Fairtrade , then you 're giving third world farmers a better deal . ) SUBJECT: Regarding our secret love affair ... This is a long and in-depth e-mail . Please do n't read it unless you have time . Thank you . Dear &NAME , Please do n't let your mother find out about our secret love affair . ( I am not being serious , but I guess you worked that out . ) It was good to hear from you yesterday . Anyway , the tricks &NAME left for the geology department at 2pm on Tuesday . I duly went down to the &NAME Trading Company and bought a substantial quantity of grass seeds for £ &NUM . I had been anxious that sowing grass seeds would do lasting damage to the carpet and that I would therefore be in a rather sticky situation . Therefore , I decided to do as follows I went to the &NAME &NAME and asked the lady there if I could borrow the keys for one of my friend 's rooms as they had forgotten to turn off their storage heaters before going home . She willing obliged but asked me to bring them straight back . I then quickly returned to the flat and opened &NAME 's room , placing on the floor a bin-liner on top of which I spread a damp dish-towel , sprinkling grass seed liberally over its surface . I then watered the towel and rushed back with the keys , after hastily turning off &NAME 's heater and checking &NAME 's. The lady was most thankful . So , I did n't carry out the trick as planned , for the carpet does not belong to me . I would have had no hesitation if it was &NAME 's or mine , but it is n't. However , it should still be amusing for &NAME to return and find a patch of grass growing in his bedroom , though he had locked the door . Now , trick number &NUM Earlier that day I made my way over to &NAME &CHAR to see &NAME . He obliged by giving me the relevant details but warned me that you had better not try to sell his stereo system . Anyway , I tried to call &NAME and find out about his guitar - &NAME only knew it was a &NAME &NAME guitar , and that &NAME had got it in a sale for about £ &NUM . Unfortunately &NAME was n't answering . Since time was quickly marching on I could n't go to &NAME to post &NAME 's advertisement , and I had n't the necessary information from &NAME anyway . So , this trick has not yet been completed . However , I intend to go down to &NAME sometime during the holidays and I will finish it then . In any case , that will only serve to make it even less understandable for &NAME , since the phone calls are not going to begin immediately after the holidays start . Well , on Tuesday I also managed to clean most of the flat , including the shower and bathroom . I also walked to the science site to visit the library and show my friend where the &NAME department was . In addition to that I defrosted and cleaned our fridge / freezer , and also cleaned my room with the utmost thoroughness . After that I had to pack my room , and as a result of my hectic morning , after busying myself with all this running around , I had to rush frantically to the railway station . I arrived on the platform , much out of breath due to the rather weighty nature of my bags , to see the train pulling out of the station . My heart sank , as the next train was not due for at least an hour . Thankfully it was not my train , which had been delayed by the ineptitude of &NAME by &NUM minutes . This was &NUM time when I was thankful for inefficiency . Eventually my train arrived and I embarked upon my journey , sad to leave &NAME . My train was then delayed my vandalising children on the railway track . I arrived at &NAME over &NUM minutes late , but still in &NUM piece and much calmer than I had been while rushing to try and catch my train . Now , I will keep you up to date with the latest happenings in that exiting focal point of all our lives , &NAME &NAME Well , on Monday evening &NAME invited &NAME and &NAME and &NUM first year &NAME girls for dinner . The meal was most delicious , and afterwards one of the first years was given the opportunity to cut &NAME 's golden locks - a most amusing occurrence indeed . The poor unfortunate girl was halfway through the task when she accidentally cut some of &NAME 's ear off . Now , you know what &NAME is like when he gets angry about something Well actually , he did n't assault her , but he yelled and almost cursed about it for a substantial number of minutes . I think the blood contrasted beautifully with his pale complexion . So &NAME now has a mutilated ear , something he will doubtless cherish as it was done at the hands of one of his favoured girls . I wonder if we could make him think we had paid &NAME ( the unfortunate girl ) to carry out her heroic deed ? Imagine his reaction ! Anyway , are you well ? Was your trip to &NAME library beneficial ? Are you pleased to be at home and did you enjoy your night our yesterday ? When you sent your last e-mail I was in the middle of a power cut . At &NUM : &NAME I was gaily about to check my e-mail , when the computer switched off and I was plunged into darkness . We proceeded to eat our dinner by the light of oil lamps . We lit our fire and &NUM the played the piano by candlelight for half an hour . It was very beautiful , but could get boring quite easily . I then went up to my room , oil lamp in hand , and began to study . At &NAME the electricity came back on and I received your e-mail . Thank you . My next piece of uninteresting trivia is that I now have absolutely free internet access at any time of the day or night ! We have signed up to ntl , the telephone company , and that is why I am sending you this in the middle of the day . Any time you wish to chat online just let me know , as it would be fun . Also , if you want &NAME &NAME &NAME Service , it can be downloaded from the following location ... &WEBSITE o73026 &NAME is going to get it , and possibly others . It is an extremely interesting piece of software which allows you to chat easily ( via text or voice ) online . It also allows you to see whether your friends are online if you or they want . It 's fun . Well , I have written some words to you , and I hope you are well and enjoying your holidays . Write back to me soon . I look forward to hearing from you . &NAME SUBJECT: Regarding our next tryst ... My dearest &NAME Meet me by the willow trees beside the river tomorrow at midnight . How shall I recognise you ? Anyway That was a rather psychedelic e-mail . I hope the colours do n't represent your moods because if so then you changed from a rather girlish pink to a morbid black , then back to the same pink before becoming a very light ethereal sky blue and ending with a more stable medium blue . You ought to see a psychologist . I do n't think that counts as orifice checking , but it 's still important . I 'd just like to point out , &NAME , that biology is nothing like chemistry whatsoever . I do n't really even consider biology a science . All biologists do is draw pictures of rabbits eating carrots . Chemistry is sooooooo much more sophisticated . We explode things . I was n't worried about &NAME taking on &NAME 's characteristics , more his parents and mine . No , I 'm not going down to &NAME especially to place an advertisement in &NAME . Honestly &NAME ! I would post it if that were the case ! No , I 'm going down to see the flat . " &NAME , why are you studying &NAME ? - I 'm studying because I have an enormous amount of work to do before the exams and I want to do better than last year . I know holidays have only begun , but I 'm bored already . I did n't know you had asthma . So , you went for a run . That 's the problem with living in a city ; when you do something , people see you although they probably do n't notice . Here in the country people notice . " I am going to my friend 's house tonight to say hello and look at her new extension ( fun ) . - Extension of what ? " The time thing is very very amusing . - &NAME thing ? Do you mean &NAME 's ear ? Incidentally , due to foot and mouth , we now get our post delivered only to the end of the road , newspapers are no longer delivered , and suspicion reigns . &NAME . It 's very cold here . I envy you the warm climate of &NAME . Although , you probably do n't think it 's warm . Now , &NAME is feeling rather unwell these days , and I think I shall send her a get well card . Would you like to do the same ? &NAME 's address is &NUM &NAME Road &NAME Park &NAME &NAME 3PT He said goodbye to &NAME today , I quote 'Miss &NAME has now left , and therein lies a story : I was taking her to &NAME to drop her off with her brother , and she assumed that it would be easy enough to find the place because she knew what it was called &NAME Halls . Thus , she did not ask for directions , and upon arriving in &NAME , she realised that it was somewhat bigger than she had expected and we would perhaps not be able to just " find the place by knowing its name ! And so , &NUM people , a number of text messages and an hour later we eventually found our destination ! Anyway , she is there now and I am emailing you from my living room where &NAME is currently residing . See you later , &NAME He often calls me " o fair and wondrous &NAME strange . " Till tomorrow at midnight , Yours with overwhelming affection , &NAME dearest pet , how 'd the tricks go ? was your trip home ok ? got to be quick because I 'm goijng out and the mother already thinks we are having a secert love affair ( kidding ) . hope you 're okay , &NAME , &NAME x Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: where shall our next tryst be ? &CHAR &NAME , my sweet ... anyway . how are you ? thanks for your long email . it was most interesting . &NAME , sowing seeds on carpet does NOT do lasting damage to the carptet . honestly . you are the chemist ... work it out via biology , it 's close enough ... kidding . I think the plastic bag thing was a good idea , just in &NAME &NAME goes schitz . I am glad we will be able to do the other tirick , but you are n't going down specially to do it are you ? do n't. the time thing is very very amusing . oops , that was n't meant to be in &NAME . I 'll change . is this the same ? maybe another change . better ? aah , yes . hmmm , this is okay too . umm , why are you studying &NAME ? holidays have only just begun . I am busier here than in &NAME . everyone seems to want me to do stuff , mainly for church ... dull . mother wanted me to go to the doctor 's, so I did , for a new asthma inhaler . next week I go to the dentist . I have already been to the optician . that 's ( nearly ) every orifice checked ! I have been for a run , I hated it . loads of peole saw me and I was very red and unfit . ugh . I am going to my friend 's house tonight to say hello and look at her new extwension ( fun ) . I have nothing exciting planned . I am bored , but ny sister comes back this weekend ... someone to plague ! all my love , secret lover boy . &NAME x Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: An e-mail from &NAME Dear &NAME , I 'm glad you like my e-mails . I like yours too . You have lots of allergies ! I have none , except Canadians - kidding . " &NAME is rather daft to have trusted &NAME " - Anyone is rather daft to trust &NAME , when it comes to directions . I 'm sure one could make a most amusing comedy series of her travels around the world . " Now &NAME , your challenge this week is to get from this end of the street to the other - the catch ? You must use a map . " What 's a numeracy test ? Is n't that really simple maths questions ? I hope you passed , but do n't be too disappointed if you did n't, there are plenty other things to do . And remember , if all else fails , you could marry &NAME and live in the frozen wilds of &NAME , cut off from all civilisation . He would hunt elk and grizzly bears , and you would cook them , with bread-cubes and noodles . Thank you for sending &NAME an e-greetings card . I 've posted her a get well card this morning . It should arrive on Monday . I 'm impressed that you 've been for another run . I intend to cycle this holiday , but it 's too cold for that so far . Did you enjoy picking up " The Genius " ? Are you stiff from your long car journey ? I 'm impressed that you 're studying . I have n't got any done today . However , I did get my hair cut , and I 've spent most of the afternoon painting the bathroom . I shall work this evening . Do you want to chat online sometime ? Well , I have nothing more of any interest to say . ( &NAME this is so short an e-mail ) I sometimes worry about not having anything interesting to write in e-mails . I 'm working on Monday and Tuesday next week , so that should be a little bit of a change of scenery . Regarding &NAME , &NAME writes as follows " &NAME , &NAME is having problems of &CHAR , how shall I say , personal nature . I wonder if she has some deep psychological problem that she is n't telling me about . The other day she just would n't light up , and even though I pumped her switches ( something that usually really gets her going ) I could not turn her on at all ! And then , after I had delved around her innards for half an hour or so and actually got her to boot up , her time and date settings were &NAME . Very strange . " &NAME is really interesting . " Till this evening my love ( kidding ) &NAME SUBJECT: in reciept of your message ... &NAME , these colurs look nice and forresty do n't they ? " build me a willow cabin at &NAME 's gate , and call upon my soul within the ferneycastle ... " looking forward to our meeting with ever more intensity ... kiddingx . chemisty is just biology speeded up . that 's all I 'm going to say and I think that it concludes the matter , really . I do enjoy emailing you , &NAME ... you write such nce long emails back ... I am glad you are studying . so am I . I have also been for &NUM ( this deserves bold and italic and underlined ) runs ! and surprised even myself by doing so , though I do ache rather . and I have to sit in a car all the way to &NAME tomorrow to pick up The Genius . so I will be quite stiff . I do have asthma . and ezcema . and hayfever . and various other allergies , that are dull and biology-like . &NAME is rather daft to have trusted that &NAME , pf all people , would know where she was goin ! &CHAR . doh . I went to &NAME today for my interview with arthr &NAME for a summer placement but I had to do a numeracy test and I have n't done all that stuff since gcse , so I do n't really think I 've passed . I will send cammie a e-greetings card ... &NAME , I will write more but my back aches rather a lot at the &NAME , so for now , my love , adieu . until our next meeting . all my adoring loves , &NAME x Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : An e-mail from &NAME my little petal , I indeed have many allergies . it is unfortuante . but they all seem to disappear when I travel up north ... weird , huh ? a numeracy test is NOT simple maths questions . they were hard , simple I 'm sure for someone with gcse maths , but not for me . I could NOT marry &NAME ; he would never have anyone with as lax moral standards as mine . " &CHAR " wrote to thank my computer ( " daisy " ) for the egetwell card she sent cammie . he said &NAME was a bit erratic ... that 's what you get with all that movng about and overuse , I guess ! &NAME and I went to &NAME , &CHAR phone &CHAR &NAME and he came and had coffee with us and then invited me and dad and little miss &NAME back to his house and we all had lunch and watched hte boat race ( an old odd english tradition you might not subscribe to ) . I am getting my hair cut too , sometime this week , I hav not had it cut since ... &CHAR , let me think ... october ... that 's nealy &NUM months ! ! ! ! no wonder it looks ick ... I am going to the library &NAME ! orrow to work and then I hav to go to the optician 's AGAIN because my new leneses are weird , stupid opticians , ca n't get anything right ! that 's it for interset I think , sorry ! I am going to &NAME 's party next weekend which I am not really lookinf forward to , but I am othet wise dull and unexiting . I am surprsied at the content of &NAME 's email . he could get raided by the police if he is not careful ! I shall adiue . watch &NAME bremner tongiht ( amusing ) and the thing about the sound of music children on wednesday ( cool ! ) . love till we meet again , o my &NAME ... &NAME x Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: sound of music okay , wednesday , &NAME , channel &NUM : the sound of music children ; after they were famous ... watch it and weep ! love to y' all , &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME OF COURSE I HAVE &NAME MATHS From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME &NAME : Mon , &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM My dearest &NAME ... ( etcetera ! ) 'Simple I 'm sure for someone with &NAME maths , but not for me . " - Do you not have &NAME maths ? " I could NOT marry &NAME ; he would never have anyone with as lax moral standards as mine . " - In the words of &NAME : " You could change " . Seriously though , do you really have lax moral standards ? 'Daisy " ? ? ! ! Okay ! &NAME sends &NAME her greetings and will get to know her better later in the holidays . " He said &NAME was a bit erratic ... that 's what you get with all that moving about and overuse , I guess ! " - &NAME ! " I phoned &NAME and he came and had coffee with us " - &NAME ! ! Lunch with &NAME ! Things are moving quickly . No , I did not watch the boat race . Was &NAME pleased that &NAME won ? ( I did get that right , did n't I ? ) Anyway , yesterday I saw the sun for the first time since my return ! I was up in &NAME all day visiting my grandmother . We went to &NAME &NAME and ( do n't tell &NAME ) shopped for my grandmother . We then went a walk , but it was bitterly cold . Are you getting your hair cut very short ? As short as &NAME 's? That would look quite amusing ! Enjoy the party you 're going to at the weekend . I 'm working today , so I 'd better go and do that now . Thanks for the information about the Sound of Music programme . I had seen it advertised and was intending to watch it . " I am surprised at the content of &NAME 's e-mail . He could get raided by the police if he is not careful ! " - I 'm pretty certain &NAME gets raided by the police on an almost daily basis . How could anyone who looks so suspicious be left to live in peace ? Why do you think his family are thinking about moving to &NAME ? I can see the headlines 'Medlock &NAME &NAME Caught In &NAME Police &NAME " &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) was arrested today for illegal possession of heroin . An early morning raid on his family home in &NAME uncovered in excess of &NUM million pounds worth ( estimated street value ) of the illegal drug . Thought to be the ringleader of an organised crime family with links to the mafia , &NAME is now contemplating &NUM years without much hope of parole . " He ruled our house with terror . It was something about those steely brown eyes of his " sobs his &NUM year old sister . &NAME remains non-communicative ( apparently an unusual state says his psychologist ) and unhelpful . We will bring you more news later . Now I really must be off to work ! &NAME my love &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME dearest . thank you for the timmish words of advice . I could not change , &NAME loves me the way I am . I do n't know , do YOU think I have moral standards or not ? &NAME looks forward to the ever closening day when she gets to know our pet a little better . no , things are NOT moving quickly with &NAME . they are not moving anywhere at all . I have not had my hair cut as short as &NAME 's, surprisingly . you are so strange . I would not make myself an object of ridicule just for your amusement . why ca n't I tell &NAME you went shopping ? does n't he like you helping old people ? if &NAME were ever to get caught by the police , I am sure they would not prosecute him after interviewing him and " let 's look at what heroin really means " for &NUM solid hours would probably put them off . but that was amusing . " what exactly is heroin ? " , mr . &NAME 's girlfriend asked . " is it sticky and golden and sweet ? he has a lot of that lying around " . police failed to bring conspiracy to supply charges against miss &NAME ( &NUM ) when she failed to turn up to her bail hearing for the 56th time running . " I was doing some drama " , miss &NAME told the judge who dismissed her case as " nonsense " after talking to her for &NUM minutes . 'she could never find out what drugs were , never mind know how to supply them " , he said . I have ahd my hair cut but it does n't look great , never mind . I 'll just tie it up . I have n't done a lot of work yet but I have been out for another run ! I have got to go ; &NAME and I are suppoesed to be chatting noline , but you know what she 's like with anything that does n't have pages to turn ! &CHAR , well , here we go . be assured of my love ! &NAME ps . when are we going to connect ... via the internet , of course ? Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: &NAME My dearest &NAME ... ( etcetera ! ) 'Simple I 'm sure for someone with &NAME maths , but not for me . " - Do you not have &NAME maths ? " I could NOT marry &NAME ; he would never have anyone with as lax moral standards as mine . " - In the words of &NAME : " You could change " . Seriously though , do you really have lax moral standards ? 'Daisy " ? ? ! ! Okay ! &NAME sends &NAME her greetings and will get to know her better later in the holidays . " He said &NAME was a bit erratic ... that 's what you get with all that moving about and overuse , I guess ! " - &NAME ! " I phoned &NAME and he came and had coffee with us " - &NAME ! ! Lunch with &NAME ! Things are moving quickly . No , I did not watch the boat race . Was &NAME pleased that &NAME won ? ( I did get that right , did n't I ? ) Anyway , yesterday I saw the sun for the first time since my return ! I was up in &NAME all day visiting my grandmother . We went to &NAME &NAME and ( do n't tell &NAME ) shopped for my grandmother . We then went a walk , but it was bitterly cold . Are you getting your hair cut very short ? As short as &NAME 's? That would look quite amusing ! Enjoy the party you 're going to at the weekend . I 'm working today , so I 'd better go and do that now . Thanks for the information about the Sound of Music programme . I had seen it advertised and was intending to watch it . " I am surprised at the content of &NAME 's e-mail . He could get raided by the police if he is not careful ! " - I 'm pretty certain &NAME gets raided by the police on an almost daily basis . How could anyone who looks so suspicious be left to live in peace ? Why do you think his family are thinking about moving to &NAME ? I can see the headlines 'Medlock &NAME &NAME Caught In &NAME Police &NAME " &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) was arrested today for illegal possession of heroin . An early morning raid on his family home in &NAME uncovered in excess of &NUM million pounds worth ( estimated street value ) of the illegal drug . Thought to be the ringleader of an organised crime family with links to the mafia , &NAME is now contemplating &NUM years without much hope of parole . " He ruled our house with terror . It was something about those steely brown eyes of his " sobs his &NUM year old sister . &NAME remains non-communicative ( apparently an unusual state says his psychologist ) and unhelpful . We will bring you more news later . Now I really must be off to work ! &NAME my love &NAME SUBJECT: ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NAME : ? &NAME , &NAME , or ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? Canadian3F ? My dearest &NAME , " I could not change , &NAME loves me the way I am . I do n't know , do YOU think I have moral standards or not ? " - Do I have your permission to be " holy " ? &NAME loves us . He does n't like us the way we are , that 's why he wants to change us to be like &NAME . I 'm sure you do have moral standards . Not as strong as &NAME 's, well , perhaps just different . &NAME has the effect on me of inducing me to relax my moral standards . There is something about people with higher moral standards than your own which can be slightly suffocating . I have not discussed morals at length with you , so I ca n't say very much , except that you come across as being more concerned with being able to get alongside people in order for them to notice that you 're a Christian and talk about it in their own time , rather than being more separate from them . This is good . It is also good not to compromise your principles - that is what &NAME does . I am not saying you do , and I am not judging you - please remember this ! Out of curiosity , and as a topic for conversation , what do you think about my moral principles ? 'Daisy looks forward to the ever-closening day when she gets to know our pet a little better . " - Soon to be . " No , things are NOT moving quickly with &NAME . They are not moving anywhere at all . " - Have I struck a nerve ? &NAME , just joking . " I would not make myself an object of ridicule just for your amusement . " - &NAME I 'm disappointed . &NAME did . " Why ca n't I tell &NAME you went shopping ? Does n't he like you helping old people ? " It was on a Sunday , &NAME I like being patronising to people ! The story about &NAME and &NAME was absolutely hilarious . You made me laugh a lot . Thank you , you are very funny . " I have had my hair cut , but it does n't look great , never mind . I 'll just tie it up . " - If it 's not as bad as &NAME 's then it 's fine . " I have n't done a lot of work yet but I have been out for another run ! " - Do n't worry , you sound as if you 've done more work than &NAME , and running is good . Have you started your diet again yet ? " When are we going to connect via the internet , of course ? " - Oh , good ! Well , what about Friday evening at &NAME ? Are you free then ? Can you use &NAME instant messenger , then we do n't have to bother about chat-rooms ? It only takes &NUM minutes or so to download , and it 's wonderful . If you want the web-address , then ask me for it . Now , what do you think about the following adverts for the &NAME thing ? For &NAME &NAME , &NAME CMT-CPT . CD-player , hifi , radio , cassette , mini-disk capability . &NAME new , barely used , speakers included Only £ &NUM For &NAME &NAME &NAME guitar . Good condition . Bargain . £ &NUM Well ? I should think &NAME 's guitar is definitely a " bargain " , considering he bought it for £ &NUM in a sale ! This will be most amusing ! I 'm going down to &NAME tomorrow , and will post the adverts then . I may telephone you from the flat sometime . Is there anything you want done ? I 'd better do some of my lab-report now . So long my love &NAME &NAME April 1st is fast approaching - we need ideas ! &NAME I 've just received this news from &NAME yesterday : " As of this afternoon I decided never to have children ! " Very interesting . &NAME This is just in from &NAME too : " I am going to see &NAME tomorrow , and we will do 'sporty " things . " Curiouser and curiouser . &NAME &NAME has made a startling revelation to me . It is big news , but he wants me to keep it under my hat for the moment . I am actively seeking clearance , as it could be quite amusing to publish to the world . ( Do n't worry , it 's just ridiculous news , regarding &NAME . ) I shall keep you updated . Adieu . SUBJECT: morals ? antles , I think ... dearest ... I did n't mean that &NAME does n't want me to change , I meant that he accepts me as I am and judges me in the most holy and righteous way , he does n't want to make me change , he wants me to change because I love him , not for the sake of being " good " . I think I do compromise my principles more than &NAME , which is not good , but then my principles are differnet to his , so he may consider something I 've done a lapse when I would n't, if you see what I mean . &NAME is very pricipled , which is cool , and I reallt appreciate that in him . but I know what you mean about suffocation . my parents have the same effect ! while I remeber , could you email me the text of the article because I ca n't open it on my computer . thank you . umm , &NAME , send me the aol thing and we 'll do friday night ... cool ! umm , I have a great trick for april the first ... I 'll tell you about it on friday . may &CHAR te ! ll &NAME about &NAME 's lack of productiveness in the offspring area ? I think she would be interested . I look forward to hearing your &NAME news ... is she soon to be bin-fodder ? aah , got to go , children from s.o.m. on soon , have to email helpdesk before then too . &NAME , &NAME xx Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: &NAME : Reindeer headgear misspelt My Darling &NAME , Thank you for the morals talk . That makes sense . ( &NUM ) I 'll send the text of the article soon . ( &NUM ) &NAME , the &NAME thing ... &NAME &NAME &NAME Service can be downloaded from the following location . The download should not take too long , and the software is great . Contact me if you have any problems . &WEBSITE ( &NUM ) Friday night , &NAME . I look forward to hearing of your trick for April 1st ! ( &NUM ) Yes , please tell &NAME about &NAME 's offspring revelation . Here 's the quote again : " As of this afternoon I decided never to have children ! " Well , I 'm in &NAME just now . I 've been to the flat and am just about to go to &NAME where I shall post the advertisements . I 'm meeting up with &NAME , for lunch , who is here to do her Economics project . Forever your sweet ... ( etc. ) &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME yes but I do n't know how to use the aol thing , so I will be here . it 's antoineIce by the way , not &NAME . anyway , we can sort it at &NUM &NAME &NAME From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , Are you still able to chat this evening at &NAME ? &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , Are you still able to chat this evening at &NAME ? &NAME SUBJECT: Hi ! Dear &NAME , It was lovely to talk with you the other evening . Did you have a nice time in &NAME today ? I bought a &NUM meter long rope out of the flat account yesterday . It was only about £ &NUM or so . Next term is going to be fun ! Anyway , I 've now got a hotmail account ! Please do n't e-mail me there though , as I like to have all my e-mails in my &NAME &NAME folders . However , I can now use &NAME &NAME as well as &NAME ! Well , I 'm off to &NAME &NAME tomorrow morning . I hope you enjoy &NAME &NAME , and I look forward to chatting again sometime during the last week of term . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME yes but I do n't know how to use the aol thing , so I will be here . it 's antoineIce by the way , not &NAME . anyway , we can sort it at &NUM &NAME &NAME From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , Are you still able to chat this evening at &NAME ? &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: hey babe pet , hope you have a great time in &NAME and that you do n't catch foot and mouth ( I think &NAME has foot in mouth ) . I am looking forward to going to rainy cold intense &NAME . lucky lucky me . I only ate salad today . I like food too much to be on a diet but I feel fat too so ... anyway . &NAME &NAME xx From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : Hi ! &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , It was lovely to talk with you the other evening . Did you have a nice time in &NAME today ? I bought a &NUM meter long rope out of the flat account yesterday . It was only about £ &NUM or so . Next term is going to be fun ! Anyway , I 've now got a hotmail account ! Please do n't e-mail me there though , as I like to have all my e-mails in my &NAME &NAME folders . However , I can now use &NAME &NAME as well as &NAME ! Well , I 'm off to &NAME &NAME tomorrow morning . I hope you enjoy &NAME &NAME , and I look forward to chatting again sometime during the last week of term . Best wishes , &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , Hi ! Did you have a good time at " &NAME &NAME " ? Did you do anything interesting ? Thanks for your e-mail , which I received whilst on holiday . I had a lovely holiday in &NAME &NAME , did not see any Irish mice , and sent you a postcard . Incidentally , I know I wrote in my postcard that the &NAME Isle had no foot and mouth , and I 'd just like to make it clear that the postcard was written before the current outbreaks . &NAME 's mum is 'secretly worried that &NAME might be a drug dealer . " What do you think of &NAME 's well-thought-out cottage idea ? Well , " we could make it very cheap " ( is she hinting at a subsidy here ? ) and " we could invite LOADS of people " ( delightful ) and " or somewhere " ( as usual , an excellent grasp of specifics ) somehow sound interesting . So , about &NUM people are descending on a very cheap cottage for a week - how delightful . A lovely idea ; it might even work . I have been revising organic chemistry for a week ( this is the first time in my life I 've studied the topic , which is about a third of my degree , and I 'm pleased to say I am enjoying it and it is rather interesting ! ) . I have also been moping over the demise of &NAME and the ascendancy of &NAME . Oh dear , change again . &NAME really ought to have tried harder . The mass populace ( &NAME ) thinks she 's old and past-it . &NAME seems to have all the appeal these days . Well , today I had a lazy morning as I was tired from &NUM hours travelling yesterday - we did n't get home until &NAME last night . I then did a small amount of studying this afternoon . I am shortly going outside ( it 's very windy weather , but otherwise pleasant ) to build a step up to our house . I will be using cement for the first time in my life ! Would you like to chat online sometime ? &NAME and I may be doing so this evening at &NAME , although I have n't heard from him , so it 's doubtful . Whenever is convenient , send me an e-mail . I 'm looking forward to seeing you soon , &NAME &NAME When are you going back up to &NAME ? SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME my little &NAME . sadly I will not be able to talkt to you until I get back to uni ( friday ) because my stupid daft idiotic nasty computer has broken down and I am typing this in the .library- I was unale to go a week without my hotmail ! thank you for the posatcard . it entertained me . I am not realy looking forward to &NAME 's holiday , although I do wonder whether it will actually happen ... why does &NAME 's mother think that &NAME might be adrug dealer ? ( founded in truth , I think ) is &NAME &NAME 's new computer ? char;ie is a silly name . it should be female and flowery , to fit in with all the other computers . I am gald you have done soem work . I have done virtually none , whicvhcmakes me quite scraed about the exams . I have to go . my sisietr is waiting to take me home ... it 's nioce having a chauffeur ! ! I will talk to you soon . prob , sat . love &NAME xx Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: [ Fwd : &NAME image &NAME pixels ] SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : &NAME image &NAME pixels ] babe , remind me to ask you about the grass and whether it worked or not . &NAME &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Very amusing . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &WEBSITE ? fetch)UID)|INBOX)3809&part1.2.1.2.1.3 [ Image ] SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME . Thank you both for your long and eulogous replies . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : &NAME image &NAME pixels ] Very amusing . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &WEBSITE ? fetch)UID)|INBOX)3809&part1.2.1.2.1.3 [ Image ] SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME . You 're welcome . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Thank you both for your long and eulogous replies . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME . No problem . &NAME &NAME wrote : You 're welcome . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Thank you both for your long and eulogous replies . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME . Thank you for your reply . It cheered me up . I am having a nasty practical . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : No problem . &NAME &NAME wrote : You 're welcome . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Thank you both for your long and eulogous replies . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME . honeypie , I 'll see you at &NUM . love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Thank you for your reply . It cheered me up . I am having a nasty practical . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : No problem . &NAME &NAME wrote : You 're welcome . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Thank you both for your long and eulogous replies . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME , We really do need to get &NAME 's mobile phone sometime . &NAME 's as well . Hope you are well . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ? yes , yes and thank you , yes . &NAME x &NAME wrote : &NAME , We really do need to get &NAME 's mobile phone sometime . &NAME 's as well . Hope you are well . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Water Board Germs Committee Dear Sir , Your &NAME Country / Cockney accent ( were you born on a train ? ) appears to be missing . Please correct this . Yours , a satisfied customer P.S. I saw &NAME today in the library . He was about to go and give a presentation to a Mr. &NAME on the dangers of &NAME . " &NAME & Co. " wrote : &NAME , I 'm from the water board . I do hope you have n't been drinking the water from your taps without boiling it . There could be dangerous diseases in it . I 'm collaborating with my colleague , &NAME , from the &NAME . Remember , always boil your water . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Water Board Germs Committee &NAME " ere . &NAME am a zimple country fellooow an " &NAME objeeect to " aving moi acceeent maocked . &NAME work for the &NAME of &NAME " , &NAME do , an " &NAME want yous all to respeeect thaaat . &NAME . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Dear Sir , Your &NAME Country / Cockney accent ( were you born on a train ? ) appears to be missing . Please correct this . Yours , a satisfied customer P.S. I saw &NAME today in the library . He was about to go and give a presentation to a Mr. &NAME on the dangers of &NAME . " &NAME & Co. " wrote : &NAME , I 'm from the water board . I do hope you have n't been drinking the water from your taps without boiling it . There could be dangerous diseases in it . I 'm collaborating with my colleague , &NAME , from the &NAME . Remember , always boil your water . SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , I am bored revising ! Anyway , I just got theis e-mail , and although it is 'scandalously irreverent " , some parts are rather amusing . See you later , &NAME &NAME Remember to do those exam rules if you have time ! SIPPING VODKA A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak . After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done . The monsignor replied , " When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit , I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass . If I start to get nervous , I take a sip . " So the next Sunday he took the monsignor 's advice . At the beginning of the sermon , he got nervous and took a drink . He proceeded to talk up a storm . Upon his return to his office after mass , he found the following note on the door : &NUM Sip the Vodka , do n't gulp . &NUM There are &NUM commandments , not &NUM . &NUM There are &NUM disciples , not &NUM . &NUM &NAME was consecrated , not constipated . &NUM &NAME wagered his donkey , he did not bet his ass . &NUM We do not refer to &NAME &NAME as the late &NAME &NUM The Father , &NAME , and &NAME &NAME are not referred to as Daddy , Junior and the Spook . &NUM &NAME slew &NAME , he did not kick the shit out of him . &NUM When &NAME was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey do n't say he was stoned off his ass . &NUM We do not refer to the cross as the " &NAME &NAME " &NUM When &NAME broke the bread at the Last Supper he said,' Take this and eat it for it is my body . " He did not say " Eat me . " &NUM The Virgin &NAME is not called &NAME with the &NAME , " &NUM The recommended grace before a meal is not : Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub , &NAME &NAME . &NUM Next Sunday there will be a &NAME pulling contest at &NAME &NAME 's, not a &NAME pulling contest at &NAME &NAME 's. &NAME sent this to me . SUBJECT: Repeat after me : ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? 22Libraries ? are ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? FUN22 ... ? Dear &NAME , &NAME again . I hope you have a useful and productive day in the library . You are impressively studious these days . Anyway , I am about to start my day 's work - Computational Chemistry , which is my first exam next Monday afternoon . &NAME is still crooning away to himself accompanied by his guitar , although he said he had a sore throat this morning . &NAME is wandering aimlessly about the flat , and &NAME is in her room doing goodness knows what . I am typing to you and listening to &NAME sound files . Once again , have a lovely day . &NAME &NAME &NAME is now " accompanying " &NAME now . You 're fortunate to have chosen the library in which to work . Here follow some phrases which I have designated to our dear friends &NAME " It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others " &NAME &NAME " Excellence is never an accident " &NAME &NAME " Never fear shadows they simply mean there 's a light shining nearby " &NAME &NAME " Always remember you are unique just like everybody else " &NAME &NAME " Eat one live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day " &NAME &NAME " If at first you do n't succeed skydiving is not for you " &NAME &NAME " When you do n't know what to do walk fast and look worried " &NAME &NAME " Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a sense of humour to console him for what he is " &NAME &NAME " If you do n't have time to do it right when will you have time to do it over ? " &NAME &NAME " A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking " &NAME &NAME " He who makes a mistake and fails to correct it makes another " &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Repeat after me : ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? 22Libraries ? are ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? FUN22 ... ? Dear &NAME , That was absolutely hilarious ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! You really made me laugh . In fact , so much so that &NAME just heard me and demanded to know what I had done . &NAME seems to equate my laughter with devious cunning . Wonderful idea to do more and put them up in the flat ! &NAME " I do n't understand " &NAME &NAME " All I know is that I 'm really bad " &NAME Etc. . . &NAME do some this evening ! &NAME &NAME Thaks for texting &NAME ! P.P.S. You have cheered me up too . You have cheered me up ... &NAME " I love you ! ! ! ! " &NAME &NAME " Too many cooks spoil ... wait , no , I spoil the broth all by myself " &NAME &NAME " Are you not entertained ? " &NAME &NAME " &NAME people is a way of life " &NAME &NAME " If in doubt , say something sarcastic " &NAME &NAME " If at first you do n't succeed , correct the other person 's mistake and then try again " &NAME &NAME " &NAME , sorry ... " &NAME &NAME " A bird in the ... room &NUM doors down is pretty convenient " &NAME &NAME 'Minion " &NAME &NAME " A girl and her wardrobe should not be parted " &NAME &NAME " 'Show me the money '' &NAME &NAME " Rocks are a way of life " &NAME &NAME 'Stop , look , listen . Think . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Speak . " &NAME &NAME " Life is like a box of chocolates ; I 'll offer you one and the rest are mine " &NAME &NAME " &NAME blonde " &NAME Well , that entertained me for a lot longer than it should have done . Let 's think of loads and then we can put them up in the flat . Thanks , pet ! Love &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME again . I hope you have a useful and productive day in the library . You are impressively studious these days . Anyway , I am about to start my day 's work - Computational Chemistry , which is my first exam next Monday afternoon . &NAME is still crooning away to himself accompanied by his guitar , although he said he had a sore throat this morning . &NAME is wandering aimlessly about the flat , and &NAME is in her room doing goodness knows what . I am typing to you and listening to &NAME sound files . Once again , have a lovely day . &NAME &NAME &NAME is now " accompanying " &NAME now . You 're fortunate to have chosen the library in which to work . Here follow some phrases which I have designated to our dear friends ? &NAME " It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others " &NAME &NAME " Excellence is never an accident " &NAME &NAME " Never fear shadows ? they simply mean there 's a light shining nearby " &NAME &NAME " Always remember you are unique ? just like everybody else " &NAME &NAME " Eat one live frog first thing in the morning ? and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day " &NAME &NAME " If at first you do n't succeed ? skydiving is not for you " &NAME &NAME " When you do n't know what to do ? walk fast and look worried " &NAME &NAME " Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not ? a sense of humour to console him for what he is " &NAME &NAME " If you do n't have time to do it right ? when will you have time to do it over ? " &NAME &NAME " A conclusion is simply the place ? where you got tired of thinking " &NAME &NAME " He who makes a mistake and fails to correct it ? makes another " &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Repeat after me : ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? 22Libraries ? are ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? FUN22 ... ? Dear &NAME , Once again , you have excelled yourself . Very amusing . ( By the way , do I really blank people ? ) By the way , I got another crossword clue . Anyway , I look forward to receiving more later . I shall try and think of some to send you too . &NAME Babe : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME &NAME " I 'm really bad . I 'm a terrible person . No , but if you could just see what I was thinking ... " &NAME &NAME " &NAME was nice really " &NAME &NAME " &NAME and I are always right " &NAME &NAME " Believe in yourself ... failing that , believe in me " &NAME &NAME " I feel , like , as if , like ... " &NAME &NAME " The answer to any question is drama " &NAME &NAME " I have the answer to any question ; it 's just that it 'll take a while to elucidate " &NAME &NAME 'Should be lecturing in economics ... no , wait , I already do that " &NAME &NAME " Empirical evidence for evolution " &NAME &NAME , I have to work , I 'm sure you 'll get some more later on ! Love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , That was absolutely hilarious ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! You really made me laugh . In fact , so much so that &NAME just heard me and demanded to know what I had done . &NAME seems to equate my laughter with devious cunning . Wonderful idea to do more and put them up in the flat ! &NAME " I do n't understand " &NAME &NAME " All I know is that I 'm really bad " &NAME Etc. . . &NAME do some this evening ! &NAME &NAME Thaks for texting &NAME ! P.P.S. You have cheered me up too . You have cheered me up ... &NAME " I love you ! ! ! ! " &NAME &NAME " Too many cooks spoil ... wait , no , I spoil the broth all by myself " &NAME &NAME " Are you not entertained ? " &NAME &NAME " &NAME people is a way of life " &NAME &NAME " If in doubt , say something sarcastic " &NAME &NAME " If at first you do n't succeed , correct the other person 's mistake and then try again " &NAME &NAME " &NAME , sorry ... " &NAME &NAME " A bird in the ... room &NUM doors down is pretty convenient " &NAME &NAME 'Minion " &NAME &NAME " A girl and her wardrobe should not be parted " &NAME &NAME " 'Show me the money '' &NAME &NAME " Rocks are a way of life " &NAME &NAME 'Stop , look , listen . Think . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Speak . " &NAME &NAME " Life is like a box of chocolates ; I 'll offer you one and the rest are mine " &NAME &NAME " &NAME blonde " &NAME Well , that entertained me for a lot longer than it should have done . Let 's think of loads and then we can put them up in the flat . Thanks , pet ! Love &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME again . I hope you have a useful and productive day in the library . You are impressively studious these days . Anyway , I am about to start my day 's work - Computational Chemistry , which is my first exam next Monday afternoon . &NAME is still crooning away to himself accompanied by his guitar , although he said he had a sore throat this morning . &NAME is wandering aimlessly about the flat , and &NAME is in her room doing goodness knows what . I am typing to you and listening to &NAME sound files . Once again , have a lovely day . &NAME &NAME &NAME is now " accompanying " &NAME now . You 're fortunate to have chosen the library in which to work . Here follow some phrases which I have designated to our dear friends ? &NAME " It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others " &NAME &NAME " Excellence is never an accident " &NAME &NAME " Never fear shadows ? they simply mean there 's a light shining nearby " &NAME &NAME " Always remember you are unique ? just like everybody else " &NAME &NAME " Eat one live frog first thing in the morning ? and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day " &NAME &NAME " If at first you do n't succeed ? skydiving is not for you " &NAME &NAME " When you do n't know what to do ? walk fast and look worried " &NAME &NAME " Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not ? a sense of humour to console him for what he is " &NAME &NAME " If you do n't have time to do it right ? when will you have time to do it over ? " &NAME &NAME " A conclusion is simply the place ? where you got tired of thinking " &NAME &NAME " He who makes a mistake and fails to correct it ? makes another " &NAME SUBJECT: ( MESSAGE ) ( DATE ) Sat , &NUM May &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NUM ) ( MESSAGE_BODY ) Dear &NAME , Yes , I 'd already compiled them . We can look at them this evening if it 's convenient for you . I 'm just about to read your latest batch , so I 'll comment soon . &NAME 's been lecturing me on the virtue of proportionate response . This was as a result of &NAME locking me in the boiler room for half a minute , and then me promising vengeance . The lecture annoyed me . I mean , what on earth had it to do with &NAME anyway ? ! &NAME , I 'm venting my frustrations on text . Oh well , do n't some things just make you so angry ? ! I 've not got very much work done today , and I really could do without this party tonight ; but please do n't tell &NAME I said that . &NAME my e-mail is full of self-pity . Thanks for the text message . &NAME &NAME &NAME and log in as AntoineIce if you 'd like to . &NAME SUBJECT: Hi ! Dear &NAME , &NAME 's just been online for the first time . She was connected in my room with &NAME a few minutes ago . Now she 's talking to &NAME in his room . She is sitting on his lap and saying , in a soft American accent , " your batteries are not fully charged . She keeps repeating this , changing it sometimes to " your batteries are running low . What did you think of &NAME 's " Christian pickup lines e-mail ? It 's a gorgeous day . &NAME has taken to revising on the chair outside my door , but is now playing &NAME 's guitar in his room . Your latest selection is wonderful . I like the &NAME &NUM , but I agree that we should not broadcast such material on the walls of &NAME &NAME &NAME " I used to be &NAME &NAME &NAME " I only pretend to revise &NAME &NAME " I 'm just tidying my room &NAME &NAME " I think you 're LOVELY &NAME &NAME 'My degree is n't intellectually challenging enough &NAME &NAME " Geology is interesting &NAME &NAME " I need a mirror , QUICKLY ! &NAME &NAME " I really do n't want to be photographed Oh well , if you insist &NAME &NAME 'Surgical conditions &NAME &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME ( & &NAME ) , Just a short e-mail to ask if you wanted me to bring the apples ( hard , very hard - you know , they do n't seem to like people who bash apples together in &NAME , funny that ... ) , biscuits and crisps for the picnic lunch ? Please let me know either way by texting &NAME or telephoning the flat . ( I wo n't be online again " till later . ) Thanks awfully . &NAME &NAME I shall endeavor to construct an appropriate top &NUM sometime this afternoon &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME actually , we have &NUM in &NUM days . is n't that just lovely ? &NAME wrote : &NAME , Should we leave it till after exams ? I think the girls have &NUM in the first &NUM days - maybe we could do it after that ? What do you think ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and I were hoping to invite you guys all for dinner in &NAME Vac this Friday , but &NAME has the place booked already . So , could you all decide on a time when you can make dinner over the next week and get back to me . Please notify &NAME of this also . Its nothing personal I just could n't remember his surname . I look forward to repaying you for some pretty darn good dinners in the first term this year and hope you are all , well , well . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME no , &NAME , this is my idea of an amusing prank . what do you think ? &NAME wrote : Really ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : actually , we have &NUM in &NUM days . is n't that just lovely ? &NAME wrote : &NAME , Should we leave it till after exams ? I think the girls have &NUM in the first &NUM days - maybe we could do it after that ? What do you think ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and I were hoping to invite you guys all for dinner in &NAME Vac this Friday , but &NAME has the place booked already . So , could you all decide on a time when you can make dinner over the next week and get back to me . Please notify &NAME of this also . Its nothing personal I just could n't remember his surname . I look forward to repaying you for some pretty darn good dinners in the first term this year and hope you are all , well , well . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME it 's not really a joke . we do have these exams . I am scared . I am going to go revise now . adieu &NAME wrote : Quite good , especially since &NAME seems to be taken in by it . How are you ? I 'm at home , having curious problems . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : no , &NAME , this is my idea of an amusing prank . what do you think ? &NAME wrote : Really ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : actually , we have &NUM in &NUM days . is n't that just lovely ? &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : Repeat after me : " Libraries are &NAME " ... You have cheered me up ... &NAME " I love you ! ! ! ! " &NAME &NAME " Too many cooks spoil ... wait , no , I spoil the broth all by myself " &NAME &NAME " Are you not entertained ? " &NAME &NAME " &NAME people is a way of life " &NAME &NAME " If in doubt , say something sarcastic " &NAME &NAME " If at first you do n't succeed , correct the other person 's mistake and then try again " &NAME &NAME " &NAME , sorry ... " &NAME &NAME " A bird in the ... room &NUM doors down is pretty convenient " &NAME &NAME 'Minion " &NAME &NAME " A girl and her wardrobe should not be parted " &NAME &NAME " 'Show me the money '' &NAME &NAME " Rocks are a way of life " &NAME &NAME 'Stop , look , listen . Think . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Speak . " &NAME &NAME " Life is like a box of chocolates ; I 'll offer you one and the rest are mine " &NAME &NAME " &NAME blonde " &NAME Well , that entertained me for a lot longer than it should have done . Let 's think of loads and then we can put them up in the flat . Thanks , pet ! Love &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME again . I hope you have a useful and productive day in the library . You are impressively studious these days . Anyway , I am about to start my day 's work - Computational Chemistry , which is my first exam next Monday afternoon . &NAME is still crooning away to himself accompanied by his guitar , although he said he had a sore throat this morning . &NAME is wandering aimlessly about the flat , and &NAME is in her room doing goodness knows what . I am typing to you and listening to &NAME sound files . Once again , have a lovely day . &NAME &NAME &NAME is now " accompanying " &NAME now . You 're fortunate to have chosen the library in which to work . Here follow some phrases which I have designated to our dear friends &NAME " It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others " &NAME &NAME " Excellence is never an accident " &NAME &NAME " Never fear shadows they simply mean there 's a light shining nearby " &NAME &NAME " Always remember you are unique just like everybody else " &NAME &NAME " Eat one live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day " &NAME &NAME " If at first you do n't succeed skydiving is not for you " &NAME &NAME " When you do n't know what to do walk fast and look worried " &NAME &NAME " Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a sense of humour to console him for what he is " &NAME &NAME " If you do n't have time to do it right when will you have time to do it over ? " &NAME &NAME " A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking " &NAME &NAME " He who makes a mistake and fails to correct it makes another " &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Repeat after me : " Libraries are &NAME " ... Babe : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME &NAME " I 'm really bad . I 'm a terrible person . No , but if you could just see what I was thinking ... " &NAME &NAME " &NAME was nice really " &NAME &NAME " &NAME and I are always right " &NAME &NAME " Believe in yourself ... failing that , believe in me " &NAME &NAME " I feel , like , as if , like ... " &NAME &NAME " The answer to any question is drama " &NAME &NAME " I have the answer to any question ; it 's just that it 'll take a while to elucidate " &NAME &NAME 'Should be lecturing in economics ... no , wait , I already do that " &NAME &NAME " Empirical evidence for evolution " &NAME &NAME , I have to work , I 'm sure you 'll get some more later on ! Love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , That was absolutely hilarious ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! You really made me laugh . In fact , so much so that &NAME just heard me and demanded to know what I had done . &NAME seems to equate my laughter with devious cunning . Wonderful idea to do more and put them up in the flat ! &NAME " I do n't understand " &NAME &NAME " All I know is that I 'm really bad " &NAME Etc. . . &NAME do some this evening ! &NAME &NAME Thaks for texting &NAME ! P.P.S. You have cheered me up too . You have cheered me up ... &NAME " I love you ! ! ! ! " &NAME &NAME " Too many cooks spoil ... wait , no , I spoil the broth all by myself " &NAME &NAME " Are you not entertained ? " &NAME &NAME " &NAME people is a way of life " &NAME &NAME " If in doubt , say something sarcastic " &NAME &NAME " If at first you do n't succeed , correct the other person 's mistake and then try again " &NAME &NAME " &NAME , sorry ... " &NAME &NAME " A bird in the ... room &NUM doors down is pretty convenient " &NAME &NAME 'Minion " &NAME &NAME " A girl and her wardrobe should not be parted " &NAME &NAME " 'Show me the money '' &NAME &NAME " Rocks are a way of life " &NAME &NAME 'Stop , look , listen . Think . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Speak . " &NAME &NAME " Life is like a box of chocolates ; I 'll offer you one and the rest are mine " &NAME &NAME " &NAME blonde " &NAME Well , that entertained me for a lot longer than it should have done . Let 's think of loads and then we can put them up in the flat . Thanks , pet ! Love &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Hello again . I hope you have a useful and productive day in the library . You are impressively studious these days . Anyway , I am about to start my day 's work - Computational Chemistry , which is my first exam next Monday afternoon . &NAME is still crooning away to himself accompanied by his guitar , although he said he had a sore throat this morning . &NAME is wandering aimlessly about the flat , and &NAME is in her room doing goodness knows what . I am typing to you and listening to &NAME sound files . Once again , have a lovely day . &NAME &NAME &NAME is now " accompanying " &NAME now . You 're fortunate to have chosen the library in which to work . Here follow some phrases which I have designated to our dear friends ? &NAME " It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others " &NAME &NAME " Excellence is never an accident " &NAME &NAME " Never fear shadows ? they simply mean there 's a light shining nearby " &NAME &NAME " Always remember you are unique ? just like everybody else " &NAME &NAME " Eat one live frog first thing in the morning ? and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day " &NAME &NAME " If at first you do n't succeed ? skydiving is not for you " &NAME &NAME " When you do n't know what to do ? walk fast and look worried " &NAME &NAME " Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not ? a sense of humour to console him for what he is " &NAME &NAME " If you do n't have time to do it right ? when will you have time to do it over ? " &NAME &NAME " A conclusion is simply the place ? where you got tired of thinking " &NAME &NAME " He who makes a mistake and fails to correct it ? makes another " &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Repeat after me : " Libraries are &NAME " ... &NAME , can you compile these sayings ? thanks ... if you have time . love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Once again , you have excelled yourself . Very amusing . ( By the way , do I really blank people ? ) By the way , I got another crossword clue . Anyway , I look forward to receiving more later . I shall try and think of some to send you too . &NAME Babe : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME &NAME " I 'm really bad . I 'm a terrible person . No , but if you could just see what I was thinking ... " &NAME &NAME " &NAME was nice really " &NAME &NAME " &NAME and I are always right " &NAME &NAME " Believe in yourself ... failing that , believe in me " &NAME &NAME " I feel , like , as if , like ... " &NAME &NAME " The answer to any question is drama " &NAME &NAME " I have the answer to any question ; it 's just that it 'll take a while to elucidate " &NAME &NAME 'Should be lecturing in economics ... no , wait , I already do that " &NAME &NAME " Empirical evidence for evolution " &NAME &NAME , I have to work , I 'm sure you 'll get some more later on ! Love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , That was absolutely hilarious ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! You really made me laugh . In fact , so much so that &NAME just heard me and demanded to know what I had done . &NAME seems to equate my laughter with devious cunning . Wonderful idea to do more and put them up in the flat ! &NAME " I do n't understand " &NAME &NAME " All I know is that I 'm really bad " &NAME Etc. . . &NAME do some this evening ! &NAME &NAME Thaks for texting &NAME ! P.P.S. You have cheered me up too . You have cheered me up ... &NAME " I love you ! ! ! ! " &NAME &NAME " Too many cooks spoil ... wait , no , I spoil the broth all by myself " &NAME &NAME " Are you not entertained ? " &NAME &NAME " &NAME people is a way of life " &NAME &NAME " If in doubt , say something sarcastic " &NAME &NAME " If at first you do n't succeed , correct the other person 's mistake and then try again " &NAME &NAME " &NAME , sorry ... " &NAME &NAME " A bird in the ... room &NUM doors down is pretty convenient " &NAME &NAME 'Minion " &NAME &NAME " A girl and her wardrobe should not be parted " &NAME &NAME " 'Show me the money '' &NAME &NAME " Rocks are a way of life " &NAME &NAME 'Stop , look , listen . Think . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Speak . " &NAME &NAME " Life is like a box of chocolates ; I 'll offer you one and the rest are mine " &NAME &NAME " &NAME blonde " &NAME Well , that entertained me for a lot longer than it should have done . Let 's think of loads and then we can put them up in the flat . Thanks , pet ! Love &NAME xx &NAME wrote : the am is my guitar , wandering goodness knows have which I warning shining else " nothing you " worried " he is &NAME have of another " SUBJECT: Re : Repeat after me : " Libraries are &NAME " ... &NAME " &NAME , who make chocolate , are the spawn of the devil , but &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and our own government who have all either supplied or funded the purchase of arms for &NAME ; they 're just fine and &NAME " &NAME &NAME " &NAME " &NAME &NAME " &NAME he 's the entire &NAME Symphony Choir on his own recording of " The &NAME '' &NAME &NAME " &NAME are interesting " &NAME &NAME " Where ? " &NAME &NAME " Purification " &NAME &NAME " Love me , love my guitar " &NAME &NAME " Love me , love my rock strata " &NAME &NAME " Love me , love my dettol " &NAME &NAME " Love me , love me . " &NAME &NAME " &NAME " &NAME ( she should get this &NUM ) &NAME " Ice &NAME " &NAME &NAME " &NAME " &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Once again , you have excelled yourself . Very amusing . ( By the way , do I really blank people ? ) By the way , I got another crossword clue . Anyway , I look forward to receiving more later . I shall try and think of some to send you too . &NAME Babe : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME &NAME " I 'm really bad . I 'm a terrible person . No , but if you could just see what I was thinking ... " &NAME &NAME " &NAME was nice really " &NAME &NAME " &NAME and I are always right " &NAME &NAME " Believe in yourself ... failing that , believe in me " &NAME &NAME " I feel , like , as if , like ... " &NAME &NAME " The answer to any question is drama " &NAME &NAME " I have the answer to any question ; it 's just that it 'll take a while to elucidate " &NAME &NAME 'Should be lecturing in economics ... no , wait , I already do that " &NAME &NAME " Empirical evidence for evolution " &NAME &NAME , I have to work , I 'm sure you 'll get some more later on ! Love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , That was absolutely hilarious ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! You really made me laugh . In fact , so much so that &NAME just heard me and demanded to know what I had done . &NAME seems to equate my laughter with devious cunning . Wonderful idea to do more and put them up in the flat ! &NAME " I do n't understand " &NAME &NAME " All I know is that I 'm really bad " &NAME Etc. . . &NAME do some this evening ! &NAME &NAME Thaks for texting &NAME ! P.P.S. You have cheered me up too . You have cheered me up ... &NAME " I love you ! ! ! ! " &NAME &NAME " Too many cooks spoil ... wait , no , I spoil the broth all by myself " &NAME &NAME " Are you not entertained ? " &NAME &NAME " &NAME people is a way of life " &NAME &NAME " If in doubt , say something sarcastic " &NAME &NAME " If at first you do n't succeed , correct the other person 's mistake and then try again " &NAME &NAME " &NAME , sorry ... " &NAME &NAME " A bird in the ... room &NUM doors down is pretty convenient " &NAME &NAME 'Minion " &NAME &NAME " A girl and her wardrobe should not be parted " &NAME &NAME " 'Show me the money '' &NAME &NAME " Rocks are a way of life " &NAME &NAME 'Stop , look , listen . Think . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Pause . Speak . " &NAME &NAME " Life is like a box of chocolates ; I 'll offer you one and the rest are mine " &NAME &NAME " &NAME blonde " &NAME Well , that entertained me for a lot longer than it should have done . Let 's think of loads and then we can put them up in the flat . Thanks , pet ! Love &NAME xx &NAME wrote : the am is my guitar , wandering goodness knows have which I warning shining else " nothing you " worried " he is &NAME have of another " &NAME " Everyone else 's business is my business " &NAME &NAME 'Due to be punished " &NAME &NAME " Asking for it " &NAME &NAME " When did he actually ask us if he could have a party in our flat ? " &NAME &NAME " It 's my birthday ; if you did n't know that , you 've been abnormally deaf for the past &NUM weeks because I 've said it enough times " &NAME ( Keep these above for us , hon ! ) &NAME 'Medlock " &NAME &NAME 'Mr. &NAME " &NAME &NAME 'Darling snuffles " &NAME &NAME " Have a nice day ... I created it , do n't you know ? " &NAME &NAME " Yes , I am the ginger Canadian one " &NAME &NAME 'Monsieur Love " &NAME &NAME " Let 's not talk about me ... yes , I do make funny jokes , do n't I ? " &NAME &NAME 'Mr. &NAME " &NAME &NAME " Taboo is just a board game , boys " &NAME &NAME " I was born great , I achieved greatness , and I have had greatness thrust upon me " &NAME &NAME " I 'm not scared of dying , I just want &NAME to be there when it happens " &NAME &NAME " Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves " &NAME ( aka &NAME &NAME ) &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Yes , I 'd already compiled them . We can look at them this evening if it 's convenient for you . I 'm just about to read your latest batch , so I 'll comment soon . &NAME 's been lecturing me on the virtue of proportionate response . This was as a result of &NAME locking me in the boiler room for half a minute , and then me promising vengeance . The lecture annoyed me . I mean , what on earth had it to do with &NAME anyway ? ! &NAME , I 'm venting my frustrations on text . Oh well , do n't some things just make you so angry ? ! I 've not got very much work done today , and I really could do without this party tonight ; but please do n't tell &NAME I said that . &NAME my e-mail is full of self-pity . Thanks for the text message . &NAME &NAME &NAME and log in as AntoineIce if you 'd like to . &NAME I do n't want to go to the party either . more holy christinas making me feel like some thi &CHAR &NAME dragged out of a swamp . O well . &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Yes , I 'd already compiled them . We can look at them this evening if it 's convenient for you . I 'm just about to read your latest batch , so I 'll comment soon . &NAME 's been lecturing me on the virtue of proportionate response . This was as a result of &NAME locking me in the boiler room for half a minute , and then me promising vengeance . The lecture annoyed me . I mean , what on earth had it to do with &NAME anyway ? ! &NAME , I 'm venting my frustrations on text . Oh well , do n't some things just make you so angry ? ! I 've not got very much work done today , and I really could do without this party tonight ; but please do n't tell &NAME I said that . &NAME my e-mail is full of self-pity . Thanks for the text message . &NAME &NAME &NAME and log in as AntoineIce if you 'd like to . &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) I 'm a comin " home ! SUBJECT: ( no subject ) yes , I realise I said " christinas " and not christians SUBJECT: &NUM / &NUM just a little reminder to those of you who have n't sent me your top &NUM lists yet ... I am incredibly bored and in need of distraction and would be grateful if you could supply it . if you have no idea what I am talking , ignore this email or ask me ! I hope you are all well and enjoying this glorious weather . love from &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Really ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : actually , we have &NUM in &NUM days . is n't that just lovely ? &NAME wrote : &NAME , Should we leave it till after exams ? I think the girls have &NUM in the first &NUM days - maybe we could do it after that ? What do you think ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and I were hoping to invite you guys all for dinner in &NAME Vac this Friday , but &NAME has the place booked already . So , could you all decide on a time when you can make dinner over the next week and get back to me . Please notify &NAME of this also . Its nothing personal I just could n't remember his surname . I look forward to repaying you for some pretty darn good dinners in the first term this year and hope you are all , well , well . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Quite good , especially since &NAME seems to be taken in by it . How are you ? I 'm at home , having curious problems . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : no , &NAME , this is my idea of an amusing prank . what do you think ? &NAME wrote : Really ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : actually , we have &NUM in &NUM days . is n't that just lovely ? &NAME wrote : &NAME , Should we leave it till after exams ? I think the girls have &NUM in the first &NUM days - maybe we could do it after that ? What do you think ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : SUBJECT: My problems ... Hi &NAME ! &NAME is conspiring behind my back with &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and all the other &NAME server things . This is WEIRD ! I 've been " experimenting " with checking my email via netscape from &NAME here at home . I 've just logged on , and now suddenly hundreds of weird-looking folders are appearing in my directories . The entire contents of my J-drive are here ~20MB , along with lots of other stuff , pine , altair , &NAME , deneb , I 'm confused ! I 've also got an e-mail from the ITS helpdesk informing me that my application for a new account was successful - I 've asked for no such thing ! Apart from that , I 'm having not too bad a day . I got my J-drive space doubled to &NAME at the ITS helpdesk , and I got a first from my inorganic labs . See you soon , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NUM Dear &NAME , In response to your request for the compilation of a list of our top &NUM characters of the opposite sex whom we " would find it pleasurable to sleep with " ( this definition applies in the loosest sense ) &NAME and I have produced the following lists . &NAME 's Babes &NUM of &NUM ( the cyborg ) from Start &NAME &NAME ( cyborg : part machine ) &NAME &NAME in the Good Life and To the Manor &NAME &NAME &NAME in &NAME &NAME in Sense and &NAME &NAME ( the arch-villainess ) in &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME in You 've got Mail Captain &NAME in &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME ( the old schoolteacher ) in &NAME of &NAME Gables The female doctor in &NAME &NAME &NAME Doubtfire in &NAME &NAME &NAME 's Babes &NAME ( a wookie ) in &NAME ( wookie : furry creature ) Princess &NAME The girl from &NAME in Space &NAME &NAME in &NAME and Prejudice &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) in &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME in You 've got Mail The &NAME &NAME ( a dismembered head ) in &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , the &NAME &NAME presenter from &NUM &NAME &NAME in &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME in Sense and &NAME &NAME : We , the undersigned do not regularly engage in bestiality , nor is the nature of our sexuality debatable in any way . Our relationships with ( technically ) non-living entities should be considered a valuable part of modern society , indeed , one that much can be learnt from . &NAME " &NAME turn me on " &NAME &NAME " I like them furry " &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Apologies Dear &NAME , Thank you very much for the apology email . It was really lovely , but please do n't stay out of our way , unless you really want to . You are a lovely person to have around and your presence would be missed . I 'm sorry for being noisy and banging doors yesterday . &NAME &NAME If you feel like it , I 'd like to tell you about a new trick I 've thought of sometime later today . It 's quite daring and could be most amusing . &NAME wrote : Flat , I am sorry for yelling at you yesterday ; I had had a really bad day and I am quite stressed about my exams ... but that'snot a valid excuse ... I will stay out of your collective way as much as possible until the exams are over and I can go home ! Hope you all have good days , &NAME x &NAME &NAME , thank you for being so sweetly concerned ! SUBJECT: &NAME ; &NUM / &NUM , boys , what are you on ? ? Okay guys , thanks for replying . I found your top &NUM immensely amusing , especially &NAME and &NAME 's ... you CA N'T sleep with robots , dismembered heads OR cartoon characters , boys , even if they are from &NAME &NAME . &NAME ; good choices . I 'd forgotton about &NAME from &NAME ... he 's nice . Have you seen the version of The &NAME &NAME with him in it ? You should &WEBSITE . course ... kidding . Here are mine : &NAME , no , you ca n't have mine just yet because they are on disc and my disc is &NUM floors down . Tomorrow . Love from &NAME x SUBJECT: Apologies Flat , I am sorry for yelling at you yesterday ; I had had a really bad day and I am quite stressed about my exams ... but that'snot a valid excuse ... I will stay out of your collective way as much as possible until the exams are over and I can go home ! Hope you all have good days , &NAME x &NAME &NAME , thank you for being so sweetly concerned ! SUBJECT: [ Fwd : [ Fwd : &NUM / &NUM ] ] found them ! &NAME love &NAME x &NUM &NAME ( &NAME or Mr. ) ( &NAME and Prejudice ; &NAME ) * Because he 's the ultimate . I fell in love with him when I read the book when I was &NUM , and then all over again when he looks at &NAME just so so so intensely . And then he 's basically the modern version on &NAME , and it 's just the way he looks at her . &NUM &NAME &NAME ( from the " &NAME " books by &NAME &NAME ) * There 's a big chance you wo n't have read these books because they are n't &CHAR . well known , but they are book I would love to have written . They are so beautiful and poetic , and the heroine is an author ... and &NAME is beautiful . &NUM &NAME &NAME ( The &NAME &NAME ) * He does everything for &NAME , and yet still she ultimately rejects him ... it 's so tragic and such wonderful prose . &NUM &NAME ( Much Ado About Nothing ) * I think because I am very like &NAME , and would like to find my own &NAME &NUM day ; someone quite like me ! ( And because my &NAME 's name was &NAME , so I feel I have some connection ) . &NUM &NAME &NAME ( The &NAME &NAME Affair ) * It 's the money and the pinstripe suits ( mmm , men in suits ) ; o my word , he 's eminently fanciable . He has everything except me ! &NUM &NAME ( &NAME &NAME &NAME ) * He 's had so much practice ; and he 's so considerate and caring about what his women want . &NUM Captain &NAME &NAME ( The Sound of Music ) * Again , it 's the way he looks at &NAME when he realises he 's in love with her . He 's fine ! ( But maybe without the children ) . &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) ( Yes , I do know that he was &NAME ) * I think because he epitomises the decadence of the pre-war period that I 'm in love with . I would love to have lived in that way in those decades ; so carefree and spirited and hazy , doing what you wanted all day , all those English traditions and repressed emotions , those magnificent low-waisted dresses and cloche hats . The threat of war looming near , yet the First World War seems almost romantic in a way , with men dying poetically on the mist-filled battlefields ... I wish I had lived then . &NUM &NAME &NAME ( The &NAME &NAME ) * Now this is the soppy of all soppy books ! But I read it when I was &NUM and I love it still . The period ( Georgian ) appeals to me too . &NUM &NAME or &NAME ... ca n't quite decide which ( I Capture the &NAME ) * But only really because I want to be &NAME &NAME , the narrator , because she knows what it is to be in unrequited love , and the last few paragraphs of the book are so hopeless , yet so hoping and beautiful . ( &NUM . &NAME &NAME 's cop in LA &NAME ) * &NAME ! SUBJECT: [ Fwd : [ Fwd : All Woman ! ] ] thought you might like this one , honey &NAME I am a Woman I shave my legs , I sit down to pee . And I can justify any shopping spree . Do n't go to a barber , but a beauty salon . Can get a massage , without a hard-on . I can balance the chequebook , can pump my own gas . Can talk to my friends , about the size of my ass . My beauty 's a masterpiece , and yes , it takes long . At least I can admit , to others when I 'm wrong . I do n't drive in circles , at any cost . And I do n't have a problem , admitting I 'm lost . I never forget , an important date . You just gotta deal with it , I 'm usually late . I do n't watch movies , with lots of &NAME . Do n't need instant replay , to remember the score . I wo n't lose my hair , I do n't get &NAME itch . And just cause I 'm assertive , Do n't call me a bitch . Do n't say to your friends , Oh &NAME , I can get her . In your dreams , my dear , I can do better ! Flowers are okay , But jewelry 's best . Would you look at my face , Not at my chest ! I do n't have a problem , with expressing my feelings . I know when you 're lying , You look at the ceiling . Do n't call me a girl , A babe or a chick . I am a WOMAN , Get it , you prick ? ! Now , you must forward this to &NUM FEMALES or you will have a HORRIBLE streak of bad love life . Not that I believe the above , I just think you should forward this to &NUM women so they can laugh too ! ! ! Click onto &WEBSITE " website . The information in this E-mail and in any attachment is confidential and is intended solely for the addressee . &NAME , copying , disclosure or use of such information by anyone else is unauthorised . If you are not the intended recipient please contact &EMAIL . Scanning software is employed to ensure that no offensive mail is transmitted from our network . In the unlikely event that any unauthorised mail is received , please destroy it , accept our apologies and contact &EMAIL with details of the sender . We will ensure that action is taken immediately to prevent any recurrence . &NAME Retail plc ( &NAME . no. &NUM ) is a member of the &NAME plc ( &NAME . no. &NUM ) group of companies . Both companies are registered in &NAME and &NAME . Registered offices : &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME &NAME &NAME . SUBJECT: ( no subject ) &NAME , do n't get offended by the thing I just sent you ... and for goodness sake do n't show it to &NAME ! SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , Click on this link ... &WEBSITE &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , I hope you are okay because you do n't seem okay . if it 's the phtos , of course I wo n't send them to your family if you do n't want me to ... sorry if I offended you . if you want to come and moan at me tonight , feel free ... it will NOT be an intrusion ... love &NAME x &NAME wrote : And help me to remember , when I 'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up , it takes &NUM muscles to frown , &NUM to smile , and only &NUM to reach across and smack them in the mouth . SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Fwd : christian pick up lines ] &NAME suggested a variation : " ummm , I think you know a friend of mine . ... &NAME ? " &NAME wrote : this is just so . . . ... uhhh . ... well , terrible really ! enjoy ! from your always messy &NAME x This was sent to me by a friend at the CU . Hope you enjoy . &NAME Hi folks . Thought you might like this . Now you 'll know exactly what to say when you 're at &NAME Harvest / &NAME / Soul Survivor and that attractive boy / girl comes walking by ! CHRISTIAN PICKUP LINES &NUM &NAME &NAME &NUM I would like to pray with you &NUM You know &NAME . . . . . ... &NAME too &NUM &NAME told me to come talk to you &NUM I know a church where we could go and talk &NUM How about a hug , sister &NUM Do you need help carrying your Bible ? It looks heavy . &NUM Christians do n't shake hands , Christians gotta hug . &NUM Oh you are cold , &NAME &NUM : &NUM &NUM Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven ? &NUM What are your plans for tonight ? Feel like a Bible study ? &NUM I am here for you &NUM The word says " Give drink to those who are thirsty , and feed the hungry " , how about dinner ? &NUM You do n't have an accountability partner ? Me neither . &NUM You want to come over and watch the &NUM Commandments tonight ? &NUM Is it a sin that you stole my heart ? &NUM Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot ? &NUM &NAME bracelet . What Would &NAME &NAME ... I mean 'do " &NUM Do you believe in &NAME appointment ? &NUM Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before ? &NUM Excuse me , I believe one of your ribs belongs to me . &NUM My friend told me to come and meet you , he said that you are a really nice person . I think you know him . &NAME , &NAME that 's his ) name . &NUM You know they said that you have never really dated until you have dated a Christian . &NUM Yeah I predicted &NAME over &NAME &NUM What ? Friends listen to &NAME &NAME in the dark . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : our sweet little chick ca n't find chicks to order on internet . still looking . &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Hello . I am writing this primarily as work avoidance . Oh well , never mind . Anyway , let me know if you find a chick on the net . I would love a little chick ; it would be so sweet ! We could put it in &NAME 's room , in its own little pen . I 'm sure &NAME and &NAME will be thrilled with their gift . They could treat it like a little child . Perhaps it would help bring &NAME 's deeply hidden maternal instincts to the fore . I only hope it can put up with the rather " aromatic " conditions for a week until &NAME leaves . Obviously we shall have to name it ; or , rather , &NAME and &NAME will . I can just imagine &NAME as the stern and unyielding father figure of our little chick , and &NAME as the sweet , cowering mother . Okay , so perhaps not realistic , but an amusing depiction . Fish flakes in &NAME 's Ready &NAME I can scarcely contain myself in restless anticipation Mustard in &NAME 's biscuits &NAME &NAME of the insect kingdom in &NAME 's honey Wait , what about a bee ? That could be quite hilarious . He could take the jar back to &NAME demanding a refund , except he would n't be that silly . Oh , and we must arrange a leaving dinner for &NAME . There we shall present him with his flat sweatshirt . See you later . I hope you have a good day . &NAME I 'm hungry . SUBJECT: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx could you print off the xword today please thank you ... I have no printer credits left ... ta ! &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx the CROSSword . you ARE being rather dull witted . but I love you anyway ! &NAME wrote : sorry if I 'm being rather dull-witted , but what are you reffering to by the x-word ? &NAME could you print off the xword today please thank you ... I have no printer credits left ... ta ! &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx no , ca n't seem to find them on any search engine . have to look locally , ithink . &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME ! actually I 've just printed it off , before checking my e-mail ! I 'm about to start it now . are you having any luck with chicks ? &NAME the CROSSword . you ARE being rather dull witted . but I love you anyway ! &NAME wrote : sorry if I 'm being rather dull-witted , but what are you reffering to by the x-word ? &NAME could you print off the xword today please thank you ... I have no printer credits left ... ta ! &NAME x SUBJECT: ( no subject ) &NAME , I have not &NAME 's phone number , and I think maybe we should just cut our losses on this one ; we have plenty of stuff we can do to them later . if we just admit defeat then &NAME has to show you where the things is and it 's gone . it 's not that big a thing really , is it ? and I am so tired atthe moment ; I should be expending my energy on my revision and nothing else ! just let them gloat if they want to- we all have to lose sometime . if &NAME wants to think he 's got the better of you , let him ; after all , he 'll regret it later in the term anyway ... it might even be a nice device to make him let down his guard a little . do n't get frustrated ... do n't let him see that he 's made you mad ; just smile sweetly and agree that he 's got the better of us ... and I think he really has- we 're not going to find this without his help anyway . this is too minor to go into great long investigations over ; we 'll get bogged down by it when we should be revising . hope your day 's going ok , I 'll see you later . is tea about &NUM ? love &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : try the link instead ... ] guys , I quite like this . ... you might have seen it before , but the little men are rather amusign . &NAME x &WEBSITE SUBJECT: a mathematical proof that women are evil We all know that women are time and money , so we can say ... Women &NAME &CHAR &NAME We also know that time is money ... &NAME &NAME Hence by substitution ... Women ( &NAME ^2 Since money is a root of all evil ... &NAME square root ( Evil ) ( &NAME ^2 Evil Therefore ... Women Evil SUBJECT: apologies dear &NAME , I do n't really think that women are evil , just in case you thought I might . hope you are not offended . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : nothing how ? how ? how ? AM PARANOID . &NAME wrote : you are in level &NUM of the library , computer number &NUM . &NAME p.s. send another forward to &NAME ; he 's seen that one already , then we can discover his password this evening . Actually , I 'll send you a few forwards ... SUBJECT: Re : nothing dear &NAME , do n't worry , it 's easily done . do you want me to tell you how ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : how ? how ? how ? AM PARANOID . &NAME wrote : you are in level &NUM of the library , computer number &NUM . &NAME p.s. send another forward to &NAME ; he 's seen that one already , then we can discover his password this evening . Actually , I 'll send you a few forwards ... SUBJECT: ( no subject ) I do n't mean that you are a freak , you are nice ! SUBJECT: Re : nothing yes , you spy freak boy , of course ... &NAME wrote : dear &NAME , do n't worry , it 's easily done . do you want me to tell you how ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : how ? how ? how ? AM PARANOID . &NAME wrote : you are in level &NUM of the library , computer number &NUM . &NAME p.s. send another forward to &NAME ; he 's seen that one already , then we can discover his password this evening . Actually , I 'll send you a few forwards ... SUBJECT: how dear &NAME , it is simple to discover where an e-mail was sent from if it is within the university network . simply click on the message , go to view , page source , and on the fifth line the following informatin is found : lib3--46 simply telling me that you were in the library on level &NUM , computer number &NUM . if I was on the &NAME network I could then use this to activate net send . &NAME SUBJECT: dear &NAME , the reason I was avidly pursuing the &NAME / virus thing this morning was because I had a nasty day yesterday , since I had a &NAME crisis , and I knew I was going to have another one today . therefore I was in rather a bad mood and it helped to take my frustratinos out on something else . it was not a competititive " boy thing " , although it probably looked like that . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) thank you , but I was n't spying . I sent the information to you so that you would understand how it was done . if I had been spying then I would hardly have shouted out that I was doing so , would I ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : I do n't mean that you are a freak , you are nice ! SUBJECT: Re : how still do n't get it , looked on grey screen but can " see my vomputer number . never mind . see you later , &NAME x &NAME wrote : dear &NAME , it is simple to discover where an e-mail was sent from if it is within the university network . simply click on the message , go to view , page source , and on the fifth line the following informatin is found : lib3--46 simply telling me that you were in the library on level &NUM , computer number &NUM . if I was on the &NAME network I could then use this to activate net send . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : how okay , it is there . I 'll show you later this evening on &NAME if you like . I hope you 're day is going well . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : still do n't get it , looked on grey screen but can " see my vomputer number . never mind . see you later , &NAME x &NAME wrote : dear &NAME , it is simple to discover where an e-mail was sent from if it is within the university network . simply click on the message , go to view , page source , and on the fifth line the following informatin is found : lib3--46 simply telling me that you were in the library on level &NUM , computer number &NUM . if I was on the &NAME network I could then use this to activate net send . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : - why did you have a nastty day ? lack of work ? never mind , when I get back we can watch friends vids and chill . love &NAME xx &NAME wrote : dear &NAME , the reason I was avidly pursuing the &NAME / virus thing this morning was because I had a nasty day yesterday , since I had a &NAME crisis , and I knew I was going to have another one today . therefore I was in rather a bad mood and it helped to take my frustratinos out on something else . it was not a competititive " boy thing " , although it probably looked like that . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) ok ok . ... &NAME wrote : thank you , but I was n't spying . I sent the information to you so that you would understand how it was done . if I had been spying then I would hardly have shouted out that I was doing so , would I ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : I do n't mean that you are a freak , you are nice ! SUBJECT: p.s. thanks for the chemistry notes . that was sweet . &NAME ( although they 're too basic for me , but never mind , everyone else is going to fail too ) SUBJECT: Re : - dear &NAME , thank you . I shall look forward to that . I 'd better do some revision now then . see you later ! &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : why did you have a nastty day ? lack of work ? never mind , when I get back we can watch friends vids and chill . love &NAME xx &NAME wrote : dear &NAME , the reason I was avidly pursuing the &NAME / virus thing this morning was because I had a nasty day yesterday , since I had a &NAME crisis , and I knew I was going to have another one today . therefore I was in rather a bad mood and it helped to take my frustratinos out on something else . it was not a competititive " boy thing " , although it probably looked like that . &NAME SUBJECT: our sweet little chick Dear &NAME , Hello . I am writing this primarily as work avoidance . Oh well , never mind . Anyway , let me know if you find a chick on the net . I would love a little chick ; it would be so sweet ! We could put it in &NAME 's room , in its own little pen . I 'm sure &NAME and &NAME will be thrilled with their gift . They could treat it like a little child . Perhaps it would help bring &NAME 's deeply hidden maternal instincts to the fore . I only hope it can put up with the rather " aromatic " conditions for a week until &NAME leaves . Obviously we shall have to name it ; or , rather , &NAME and &NAME will . I can just imagine &NAME as the stern and unyielding father figure of our little chick , and &NAME as the sweet , cowering mother . Okay , so perhaps not realistic , but an amusing depiction . Fish flakes in &NAME 's Ready &NAME I can scarcely contain myself in restless anticipation Mustard in &NAME 's biscuits &NAME &NAME of the insect kingdom in &NAME 's honey Wait , what about a bee ? That could be quite hilarious . He could take the jar back to &NAME demanding a refund , except he would n't be that silly . Oh , and we must arrange a leaving dinner for &NAME . There we shall present him with his flat sweatshirt . See you later . I hope you have a good day . &NAME I 'm hungry . SUBJECT: Re : xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx sorry if I 'm being rather dull-witted , but what are you reffering to by the x-word ? &NAME could you print off the xword today please thank you ... I have no printer credits left ... ta ! &NAME x SUBJECT: guess ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? what3F ... ? our sweet little chick &NAME , I wonder what &NAME would do if I attempted to experiment on her little chick , just for practice ? &NAME Oh , apparently you dislike &NAME 's " &NAME " , hmmm SUBJECT: Re : xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx &NAME ! actually I 've just printed it off , before checking my e-mail ! I 'm about to start it now . are you having any luck with chicks ? &NAME the CROSSword . you ARE being rather dull witted . but I love you anyway ! &NAME wrote : sorry if I 'm being rather dull-witted , but what are you reffering to by the x-word ? &NAME could you print off the xword today please thank you ... I have no printer credits left ... ta ! &NAME x SUBJECT: chemistry ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NUM ? nonsense hi &NAME , I 've had a nasty day on the chemistry front . it 's impossible . I 've just spoken to &NAME , and she ca n't do any of the questions for our exam on thursday either . she does n't know anyone who can . oh dear , I 'm worried . I 'm looking forward to going out to mcdonalds for dinner though . see you soon . &NAME 's eating here at the flat . &NAME ( somewhat depressed , but still alive , and not as worried as he was earlier in the day ) SUBJECT: &NAME dear &NAME , yes , &NAME 's at 6pm . sorry if I was being silly about the virus thing . okay , I shall admit defeat . I think I already have anyway . shame &NAME 's not going to let you use &NAME this evening . if you really were wanting to revise then you 're more than welcome to use my computer . see you later , &NAME SUBJECT: nothing you are in level &NUM of the library , computer number &NUM . &NAME p.s. send another forward to &NAME ; he 's seen that one already , then we can discover his password this evening . Actually , I 'll send you a few forwards ... SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Fwd : [ Fwd : [ Fwd : [ Fwd : &NAME Game ] ] ] ] From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : [ Fwd : [ Fwd : [ Fwd : &NAME Game ] ] ] &NAME : &NAME , &NUM May &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Well , we all need some light entertainment ! A little fun to help with the mid-term stresses of work ... Apparently &NUM secs is the time to beat ... &WEBSITE / Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME ] Dear &NAME , Here is the email from &NAME . Hope you are well . &NAME Thanks &NAME . If you want things to liven up , play a trick , a &NAME &NUM on &NAME Have fun &NAME , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE or your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME ] have emailed time . he sshould be pretty scared by now ! ! &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Here is the email from &NAME . Hope you are well . &NAME Thanks &NAME . If you want things to liven up , play a trick , a &NAME &NUM on &NAME Have fun &NAME , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE or your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : This was forwarded to me ... I have seen this b4 , but it is amusing and very clever . has &NAME seen it ? &NAME wrote : The following is an actual question given on a University of &NAME chemistry mid term . The answer was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues , which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well . Bonus Question : Is Hell exothermic ( gives off heat ) or endothermic ( absorbs heat ) ? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using &NAME 's Law , ( gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed ) or some variant . &NUM student , however , wrote the following : First , we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time . So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving . I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell , it will not leave . Therefore , no souls are leaving . As for how many souls are entering Hell , lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today . Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion , you will go to Hell . Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than &NUM religion , we can project that all souls go to Hell . With birth and death rates as they are , we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially . Now , we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because &NAME 's law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same , the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added . This gives &NUM possibilities : &NUM If Hell is expanding at slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell , then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose . &NUM Of course , if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell , then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over . So which is it ? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. &NAME &NAME during my Freshman year , ( ... that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you ) , and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her , then , # &NUM cannot be true , and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze . The student received the only A given . SUBJECT: Re : This was forwarded to me ... No , &NAME has not seen it . I did n't think he would appreciate it , but perhaps I shall send it to him after all . See you later . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : I have seen this b4 , but it is amusing and very clever . has &NAME seen it ? &NAME wrote : The following is an actual question given on a University of &NAME chemistry mid term . The answer was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues , which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well . Bonus Question : Is Hell exothermic ( gives off heat ) or endothermic ( absorbs heat ) ? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using &NAME 's Law , ( gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed ) or some variant . &NUM student , however , wrote the following : First , we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time . So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving . I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell , it will not leave . Therefore , no souls are leaving . As for how many souls are entering Hell , lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today . Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion , you will go to Hell . Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than &NUM religion , we can project that all souls go to Hell . With birth and death rates as they are , we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially . Now , we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because &NAME 's law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same , the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added . This gives &NUM possibilities : &NUM If Hell is expanding at slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell , then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose . &NUM Of course , if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell , then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over . So which is it ? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. &NAME &NAME during my Freshman year , ( ... that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you ) , and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her , then , # &NUM cannot be true , and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze . The student received the only A given . SUBJECT: a message from &NAME ... Dear &NAME , I guess you 're at home now . Am I good at guessing ? I 've just come back from the Cathedral tower with &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . It was lovely , but very tiring since we climbed the &NUM steps in less than &NUM minutes . &NAME and I are going downstairs to have tea with &NAME at 6: &NUM . I 'm really glad you said goodbye , since I was half-worried that you would n't, as you sometimes have done . Anyway , I hope you had a good journey home and are enjoying being there again . Thanks ever so much for asking me to come and see you sometime in the holidays ; I would really like that . Sorry I was n't in too good a mood this morning . I was feeling a little depressed and emotional , since &NAME and I had " issues which we discussed " , for want of a better description . Oh dear , well , such is life . It would be dull if everything was perfect . I 'm deluding myself ; it would be wonderful . Sorry for going on so ! I hope you have a lovely week - when do you start your church job ? I think I 'm going to be quite bored and lonely next week , here all on my own , so please feel free to telephone me if you want too . Very best wishes , &NAME &NAME Did you mean to leave the apron and tea towels ? SUBJECT: Re : a message from &NAME ... honey ( monster ) I am thinking about sending you a letter to your house addressed to you covered with hearts and stuff for your mother to find ... he he he . I might , I might not ... I have always said goodbye to you , have n't I ? sorry it I haven't ... I guess I am funny sometimes ( in a way that is n't amusing , I mean ) . what were your issues with &NAME ? you do n't have to tell me ... sorry , just being nosy . it seems funny when you describe your behaviour as emotional ... but do n't worry , I know you are ! we- &NAME and I thought that you should have the apron and teatowels so if you do n't want them , chuck them . I have done only a little ... been to church etc. .. food ! clean clothes ! I hope you are ok ... have a good week and enjoy the peace and quiet ! I am only a phone call away ... love &NAME xx From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : a message from &NAME ... &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , I guess you 're at home now . Am I good at guessing ? I 've just come back from the Cathedral tower with &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . It was lovely , but very tiring since we climbed the &NUM steps in less than &NUM minutes . &NAME and I are going downstairs to have tea with &NAME at 6: &NUM . I 'm really glad you said goodbye , since I was half-worried that you would n't, as you sometimes have done . Anyway , I hope you had a good journey home and are enjoying being there again . Thanks ever so much for asking me to come and see you sometime in the holidays ; I would really like that . Sorry I was n't in too good a mood this morning . I was feeling a little depressed and emotional , since &NAME and I had " issues which we discussed " , for want of a better description . Oh dear , well , such is life . It would be dull if everything was perfect . I 'm deluding myself ; it would be wonderful . Sorry for going on so ! I hope you have a lovely week - when do you start your church job ? I think I 'm going to be quite bored and lonely next week , here all on my own , so please feel free to telephone me if you want too . Very best wishes , &NAME &NAME Did you mean to leave the apron and tea towels ? Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: a message to &NAME Dear &NAME , Thank you so much for your e-mail ; it was really lovely . " I have always said good-bye to you , have n't I ? Sorry if I have n't ... I guess I am funny sometimes ( in a way that is n't amusing , I mean ) . " - Yes , you are funny sometimes , and , as &NAME said to &NAME and I at the beginning of the flat year when we were getting annoyed with your " funny " behaviour - " Guys , she 's good for you . " Oh , but do n't feel bad ; as I think I may have mentioned before , I 'm really glad I shared a flat with you . We have all been moody at some time or another , and personally , your moods are slightly amusing ( though only slightly ! ) . " What were your issues with &NAME ? you do n't have to tell me ... sorry , just being nosy . " - Of course I 'll tell you . Do you really think I would have mentioned it at all if I did n't want to tell you ? I prefer to see you as being interested , not nosy . Thank you for being interested . Well , on Friday evening after dinner , &NAME and I were looking at the flat accounts . I pointed out to him some entries , and he found some other entries . The entries were as follows ... ( &NUM ) The fact that the rope was bought out of the flat account , ( &NUM ) The meal you and I had at &NAME &NAME that night &NAME was cooking , ( &NUM ) The fact that we had bought " The &NAME " out of the flat account this term . &NAME was very cold towards me for the rest of the evening , and I was upset . Suffice it to say that I did not enjoy the &NAME that night . At lunchtime on Saturday I asked &NAME if he had been annoyed with me yesterday . He said he was annoyed , betrayed , hurt , etc. We had a long and painful discussion about the whole thing . I told &NAME I did n't realise he did n't want " The &NAME " to be bought out of the flat account and he seemed to find this difficult to believe , but accepted it , I think . The rope , I said was intended as a joke and I would be quite happy to pay back , since I had intended to mention it anyway . The meal , well , I think that upset &NAME the most . He said he felt that since he was very careful about his money , when I spent it like that he felt hurt . He said he did n't realise the flat account would be used like this otherwise he would have felt quite differently about it . I said that money was n't important and we had all spent other people 's money , i.e. reading week etc. The entire conversation was very very very slow and drawn out . We never once laughed or smiled . I apologised for all &NUM counts and asked &NAME what he would like me to do . He said he would appreciate me paying for the items , and said he would forgive me , as best he could . He then said that it might take him a while and that his manner towards me over the next while might well be coloured by it . What I felt , but did n't say , was that the entire thing was blown out of all proportion and that it was very petty . Perhaps &NAME reacted in the way he did because he is muddled up after splitting with &NAME . I do n't know , but I was very surprised at his ability to seemingly hold a grudge , as I have always thought and been told that he did n't do that for any longer than a very short time . I now regret eating that meal , but only because it caused all this trouble . Unfortunately I ca n't feel much remorse for the act itself , although I am trying . I do feel quite bad for upsetting &NAME and hurting him . Oh , it 's horrible . Thank you for listening . I 'm sorry for foisting this upon your eyes , and I hope you do n't mind too much . " It seems funny when you describe your behaviour as emotional ... but do n't worry , I know you are ! " - I think I find it very hard to show my emotions when with company . However , I certainly have them , as I have discovered this year . They make life very up and down . I wonder why I never used to be bothered by them ? I did not enjoy being the only person in either &NAME &CHAR or &CHAR last night , and I dreaded living on my own in the future . Thankfully , I do n't feel as bad this morning though ! &NAME ! Now perhaps I can write something less mournful . I 'm in the library this morning , about to start researching for my dissertation . Yesterday I said good bye to &NAME and later &NAME . Our phone was cut off , so I only have my mobile . We had our flat inspection yesterday morning , and the domestic manager said she had never seen such clean flooring in the kitchen ! However , se wanted me to have another go at the oven and clean the bathroom windows with glass cleaner ! She was VERY thorough ! She and the bursar were full of praise for our flat in general and said they should have had a competition for the cleanest flat . &NAME says ours would win . I have a feeling they might still have that competition ... Anyway , it does n't sound as if you 're too busy , so I hope you 're enjoying yourself . You deserve it since you worked very hard this term . You may say you did n't and just spent your day idling in the library , but you certainly appeared to be working hard and that is quite a feat in itself . Is your sister home yet , or are you alone with your parents ? In reference to the letter " covered with hearts and stuff " for my mother to find ... Hmmm . Obviously I 'd like a letter , although not covered with hearts and stuff , and if that was the case certainly not for my mother to find . Thank you fr the tea towels etc. Did you mean to leave your iron ? E-mail me soon ! ( And I shall not wallow in myself and &NAME 's issues any longer ! ) Very best wishes , &NAME &NAME I object to the greeting at the top of your e-mail . I detest sugar puffs . SUBJECT: a message to &NAME &NAME &NAME , what do you mean you were complaining about my behaviour ? I am the model of exemplary decorum ... kind of ... but what did &NAME mean by " she 's good for you " ? like I 'm some unpleasant tonic . I 'm almost offended . kind of . well ... I do n't know . that does n't sound like &NAME at all ... but people change , I guess . I have sent &NAME an email apaologising an saying that you and I are both equally to blame for &NUM things , and that you , &NAME and I are to blame for times-gate . please divide in half what we spent on those things and put it on my bill ... I 'll pay you back as soon as I can , which I think will be fairly soon . it has all been blwn well out of proportion by the sounds of it ; good grief ... I guess it 's about trust rather than money ... although neither &NAME or I begrudged you guys what you spent when we both went home . anyway . do n't feel too bad ... and I am always here to listen to you if you want to moan , gripe etc. &NAME is not yet home ; she arrives on thurday . I am going to &NAME tomorrow to go on the eye and go to see a play , so I will not be able to send you an email tomorrow uness something goes drastically wrong ... but I will on thursday , promise ! ( unless I meet &NAME criuse and he invites me out for dinner , in which case you may never hear from me again ) . I hope you have a nice day tomorrow , I will be online , hotmial wise on thursady eve , so we could have a chat if you email me a time - myabe 7ish ? I 'll look fairly early so you can go down to college . love &NAME xx From : &NAME To : &NAME &NAME Subject : a message to &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , Thank you so much for your e-mail ; it was really lovely . " I have always said good-bye to you , have n't I ? Sorry if I have n't ... I guess I am funny sometimes ( in a way that is n't amusing , I mean ) . " - Yes , you are funny sometimes , and , as &NAME said to &NAME and I at the beginning of the flat year when we were getting annoyed with your " funny " behaviour - " Guys , she 's good for you . " Oh , but do n't feel bad ; as I think I may have mentioned before , I 'm really glad I shared a flat with you . We have all been moody at some time or another , and personally , your moods are slightly amusing ( though only slightly ! ) . " What were your issues with &NAME ? you do n't have to tell me ... sorry , just being nosy . " - Of course I 'll tell you . Do you really think I would have mentioned it at all if I did n't want to tell you ? I prefer to see you as being interested , not nosy . Thank you for being interested . Well , on Friday evening after dinner , &NAME and I were looking at the flat accounts . I pointed out to him some entries , and he found some other entries . The entries were as follows ... ( &NUM ) The fact that the rope was bought out of the flat account , ( &NUM ) The meal you and I had at &NAME &NAME that night &NAME was cooking , ( &NUM ) The fact that we had bought " The &NAME " out of the flat account this term . &NAME was very cold towards me for the rest of the evening , and I was upset . Suffice it to say that I did not enjoy the &NAME that night . At lunchtime on Saturday I asked &NAME if he had been annoyed with me yesterday . He said he was annoyed , betrayed , hurt , etc. We had a long and painful discussion about the whole thing . I told &NAME I did n't realise he did n't want " The &NAME " to be bought out of the flat account and he seemed to find this difficult to believe , but accepted it , I think . The rope , I said was intended as a joke and I would be quite happy to pay back , since I had intended to mention it anyway . The meal , well , I think that upset &NAME the most . He said he felt that since he was very careful about his money , when I spent it like that he felt hurt . He said he did n't realise the flat account would be used like this otherwise he would have felt quite differently about it . I said that money was n't important and we had all spent other people 's money , i.e. reading week etc. The entire conversation was very very very slow and drawn out . We never once laughed or smiled . I apologised for all &NUM counts and asked &NAME what he would like me to do . He said he would appreciate me paying for the items , and said he would forgive me , as best he could . He then said that it might take him a while and that his manner towards me over the next while might well be coloured by it . What I felt , but did n't say , was that the entire thing was blown out of all proportion and that it was very petty . Perhaps &NAME reacted in the way he did because he is muddled up after splitting with &NAME . I do n't know , but I was very surprised at his ability to seemingly hold a grudge , as I have always thought and been told that he did n't do that for any longer than a very short time . I now regret eating that meal , but only because it caused all this trouble . Unfortunately I ca n't feel much remorse for the act itself , although I am trying . I do feel quite bad for upsetting &NAME and hurting him . Oh , it 's horrible . Thank you for listening . I 'm sorry for foisting this upon your eyes , and I hope you do n't mind too much . " It seems funny when you describe your behaviour as emotional ... but do n't worry , I know you are ! " - I think I find it very hard to show my emotions when with company . However , I certainly have them , as I have discovered this year . They make life very up and down . I wonder why I never used to be bothered by them ? I did not enjoy being the only person in either &NAME &CHAR or &CHAR last night , and I dreaded living on my own in the future . Thankfully , I do n't feel as bad this morning though ! &NAME ! Now perhaps I can write something less mournful . I 'm in the library this morning , about to start researching for my dissertation . Yesterday I said good bye to &NAME and later &NAME . Our phone was cut off , so I only have my mobile . We had our flat inspection yesterday morning , and the domestic manager said she had never seen such clean flooring in the kitchen ! However , se wanted me to have another go at the oven and clean the bathroom windows with glass cleaner ! She was VERY thorough ! She and the bursar were full of praise for our flat in general and said they should have had a competition for the cleanest flat . &NAME says ours would win . I have a feeling they might still have that competition ... Anyway , it does n't sound as if you 're too busy , so I hope you 're enjoying yourself . You deserve it since you worked very hard this term . You may say you did n't and just spent your day idling in the library , but you certainly appeared to be working hard and that is quite a feat in itself . Is your sister home yet , or are you alone with your parents ? In reference to the letter " covered with hearts and stuff " for my mother to find ... Hmmm. Obviously I 'd like a letter , although not covered with hearts and stuff , and if that was the case certainly not for my mother to find . Thank you fr the tea towels etc. Did you mean to leave your iron ? E-mail me soon ! ( And I shall not wallow in myself and &NAME 's issues any longer ! ) Very best wishes , &NAME &NAME I object to the greeting at the top of your e-mail . I detest sugar puffs . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: another message to &NAME Dear &NAME , " What do you mean you were complaining about my behaviour ? I am the model of exemplary decorum kind of but what did &NAME mean by 'she 's good for you " ? like I 'm some unpleasant tonic . I 'm almost offended . &NAME of . " - Please , please , do n't be offended with me . You 're a very pleasant tonic . I think that &NAME and &CHAR ( well , &NUM cannot speak for &NAME ) were slightly irritated at the way you seem to sometimes behave as though you are on the fastest and best roller-coaster at &NAME towers . I mean that sometimes ( most of the time ) you are absolutely lovely , and then ( and I think this annoys &NAME more ) you might seem to ignore someone . I think &NAME thought it would help broaden our experience of people to live with you - or something like that . It might improve our tolerance of people who are not always the way we would like them to be . Another example would be the way I very often had to bite my tongue this year to stop myself flaring up at &NAME when he annoyed me . I succeeded , for the most part . However , you were not nearly so much of a trial , and I hope you will not be offended with me , because I like you and there is nothing at all amiss with your decorum in the normal sense . " Well I do n't know . That does n't sound like &NAME at all " - Well , it did look like &NAME . It also sounded like him . It might have been a very clever gag by &NAME &CHAR , but I am doubtful of their aptitude in the fields of either holographic projection or advanced cybernetics . " I have sent &NAME an email apologising and saying that you and I are both equally to blame for &NUM things , and that you , &NAME and I are to blame for times-gate . " - Thank you very much . " Times-gate " ? As in " Water-gate " ? I have put the items on your bill and you can take as long as you like to pay it off . " &NAME is not yet home ; she arrives on Thursday . I am going to &NAME tomorrow to go on the eye and go to see a play , so I will not be able to send you an email tomorrow unless something goes drastically wrong but I will on Thursday , promise ! ( unless I meet &NAME &NAME and he invites me out for dinner , in which case you may never hear from me again ) . " - Is your sister flying home ? I hope you had a good time in &NAME . I have never been to &NAME . What play did you see ? Did you meet &NAME &NAME ? I guess I shall not get a reply if you did . &NAME &NAME &NAME . " I will be online , hotmail wise on Thursday eve , so we could have a chat if you email me a time- maybe 7ish ? I 'll look fairly early so you can go down to college . " - Wonderful ! 7pm sounds great . I shall get down to college for then . I tried to download the hotmail messenger thing yesterday but the ITS service would n't let me , so would you mind using the &NAME &NAME thing that you downloaded earlier in the year ? It 's the product that the ITS uses and therefore I will be able to access it . I 'm looking forward to chatting to you this evening . I hope you have a lovely day . Is it very hot in &NAME ? I got a letter from &NAME this morning . She says " are [ you ] still surviving in &NAME &NAME whilst we are all in the sunny south ? " Well , it 's been really hot here too , although yesterday was n't quite as sunny . It 's splendid weather . Oh dear , I 'm talking about the weather again . Well , until this evening &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , I am currently waiting for you to come online . &NAME , you 're even later than &NAME would be ! Anyway , a video has been left in the flat - 'Sense and &NAME " - is it yours ? Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Chat Dear &NAME , I presume you are busy , otherwise engaged , or something . Never mind . If you can , I 'd still really like to chat with you this evening . I 'm going back to the flat now , but just text me and I can be in college &NUM minutes later . Any time before &NAME . &NAME to hear from you . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: an answer to your query Dear &NAME , I hope you are well . If you are using Netscape Navigator , go to " &NAME " , " Preferences " , " Clear &NAME &NAME " . If not , then tell me what software you are using and I 'll try and let you know . I 'll write a longer e-mail to you tomorrow evening , because I 'm really tired and it 's horribly hot here . It was good to see you online this evening , even if only for a short while . I hope you enjoy your party at the weekend . Why are you a little nervous about it , if you do n't mind me asking ? My week is n't very exciting either - sitting in a bookshop all day . Well , have a good day tomorrow . Very best wishes , &NAME &NAME The telephone bill came today - £ &NUM , but I 'll send a flat e-mail out within a day or &NUM when I 've added everything up . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME People , Please look over this promptly and let me know if you made any of the calls unaccounted for ... &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE SUBJECT: a message from &NAME Dear &NAME , Thank you very much for replying to my text messages ! I like having a mobile phone ! Anyway , I hope you 're managing to cope a little better with the heat . If not , then put your head in a freezer for a while . Or , think of poor &NAME and &NAME going off to &NAME , where it is doubtless hotter still . Today I worked in the morning and finished tidying away my &NAME stuff in the afternoon . Then I helped my Dad in the garden for a while . &NAME , I hope you enjoy your weekend in &NAME . Will you see anyone there whom I know ? By the way , I was wondering if you 'd heard from &NAME this holiday . He has n't e-mailed me at all . Neither has &NAME . Well , I think I shall go to bed now . My parents had to buy black-out curtains for me to stop the light waking me in the mornings ! The sun was getting me up at &NUM : 45am . I hope you have a lovely day tomorrow . See you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: a quick note from &NAME " &NAME " ? ! Hi &NAME ! &NAME , I 'm getting rather tired of rain , well , not exactly rain . We have been living under a thick misty sea fog for the past &NUM days . Deliciously cool , but wearing thin , well , I wish it would . However , that would mean back to the heat I 've heard from both &NAME and &NAME today , so I 'm happy ! I hope you have a wonderful weekend too . I look forward to communicating next week . ( That sounds dreadfully dry and technical ! ) Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Hi &NAME , Sorry to hear you do n't feel well . Yes , I 'm okay , except that I 'm bored and the weather 's miserable . Hope you enjoy seeing &NAME and &NAME . Bye , &NAME &NAME Do you want to chat online sometime ? SUBJECT: Re : Bubbles &NAME , I am now going to &NAME . I will attempt to communicate with you from the outward place . adieu till tuesday . &NAME xx From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , The attachment is a photo for which you might like to fill in the speech bubbles , if you 're not feeling too ill . I 'm collecting the captions , and have already had some very amusing &NUM back from &NAME . Have a nice day . &NAME ( ( &WEBSITE ) ) Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . &NAME , soz to bother you very quickly , I logged off accidentally , as in it said " log off a.ritchie " and I did , but how do I get it back and how do I rest the password ? thanks you are a star . love &NAME xxx Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: &NAME is ... ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? 28insert ? apt ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? word29 ? Dear &NAME , " &NAME , I am now going to &NAME . I will attempt to communicate with you from the outward place . Adieu till tuesday . &NAME xx " I blinked . Anyway , I did n't mean that . SUBJECT: Greetings Dear &NAME , Hello ! It was nice to talk to you last night . I hope you did n't mind me going , but I was very very tired as I had been up since &NUM : &NUM a.m. As you know , I arrived back from &NAME camp yesterday . &NUM intense week of abseiling , go-karting , mountain biking , sport , activities , bible study , prayer , music and meetings . Oh , and yes , there were &NUM &NUM and &NUM year olds as well . Children say the most curious things . I think my &NUM favourites from this week were " are we allowed to get the dinner plates dirty when we eat ? " and 'do you have to sign a form to become a Christian ? " Joking aside though , I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time . Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable &NUM or &NUM hours sleep each night . ( Well , most nights . ) &NAME importantly , one of the children made a commitment to &NAME , which was wonderful . This afternoon I 've been with my family to &NAME - a nearby country house . It is very warm today and I like it . We had quite a good week , weather wise , for the camp . Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for &NUM weeks . I will be working from &NUM o' clock until &NUM in the lab , and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too boring . Sorry I never sent you a postcard , but I did n't really get a chance to buy one . Do you mind ? Anyway , I think the one you sent me more than made up for my lack of imagination . Well , what are you doing for the remainder of the holidays ? Are you still being a caretaker ? Do email soon . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Flat Telephone &NAME Dear &NAME , Hello . I have enclosed a simplified telephone bill as requested . Also , I would like to let you know that by now your flat deposit will have been credited to your account by &NAME &NAME 's. I received &NUM pounds , so that augurs well for the rest of you . Hope you had a lovely day with &NAME in &NAME . I am going to book my train tickets this evening . Thank you for your text message , and sorry that I had to rush away when you telephoned me last night . I had placed an advertisement for my &NUM chemistry sets , which I have had for &NUM years in the local newspaper , and a man came to view them . He then bought them , which was wonderful ! Now it is the weekend , and I am very glad . I shall indulge in a long stay in my bed tomorrow morning . By the way , if you get any e-mails from 'Social Research Associates " in your &NAME account , do n't download the attached document as it is a virus . &NAME told me . I got &NUM such e-mails and tried repeatedly in vain to open them . I was very very curious about them . Thankfully I was using web-mail , and it refused to let me open the e-mails - much to my frustration ! Anyway , I must dash . See you soon . Oh , and since you made such a point of it in our online chat session last Sunday , I shall end my e-mail as follows love &NAME Telephone &NAME DATE PLACE NUMBER DURATION COST PERPETRATOR &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME says if I receive no response within &NUM week he will spam yours and &NAME 's e-mail accounts . &NAME that get a reaction ? SUBJECT: SIMPLE BILL Dear &NAME , I have just received &NAME 's comments on the telephone bill . therefore , here is an even simpler bill for you to look at ... DATE PLACE NUMBER DURATION COST PERPETRATOR &WEBSITE &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Flat Telephone &NAME quickly , I have starred those I recognise ( &CHAR / &CHAR &NAME ) . I have put the &NUM in brackets coz I do n't recognise them but they could well have been me . the rest are unknown to me . hope this helps , email you soon . &NAME x ps what is " spam " ? ( apart from a rather unpleasant luncheon meat ? ) From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : Flat Telephone &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , Hello . I have enclosed a simplified telephone bill as requested . Also , I would like to let you know that by now your flat deposit will have been credited to your account by &NAME &NAME 's. I received &NUM pounds , so that augurs well for the rest of you . Hope you had a lovely day with &NAME in &NAME . I am going to book my train tickets this evening . Thank you for your text message , and sorry that I had to rush away when you telephoned me last night . I had placed an advertisement for my &NUM chemistry sets , which I have had for &NUM years in the local newspaper , and a man came to view them . He then bought them , which was wonderful ! Now it is the weekend , and I am very glad . I shall indulge in a long stay in my bed tomorrow morning . By the way , if you get any e-mails from 'Social Research Associates " in your &NAME account , do n't download the attached document as it is a virus . &NAME told me . I got &NUM such e-mails and tried repeatedly in vain to open them . I was very very curious about them . Thankfully I was using web-mail , and it refused to let me open the e-mails - much to my frustration ! Anyway , I must dash . See you soon . Oh , and since you made such a point of it in our online chat session last Sunday , I shall end my e-mail as follows love &NAME Telephone &NAME DATE PLACE NUMBER DURATION COST PERPETRATOR &WEBSITE * * * &WEBSITE * * * &WEBSITE ( * * * ) &WEBSITE ( * * * ) &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME says if I receive no response within &NUM week he will spam yours and &NAME 's e-mail accounts . &NAME that get a reaction ? Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE &NAME , in need of desperate help ! how do I clear the thing ... ok , you get to the sign in bit for hotmail and you type your name . on this computer I only have to type " &CHAR " and it comes up as &EMAIL . how do I stop it doing that , coz I accidental;ly typed my password in and now it comes up for all the family to see and it 's my pin and everything ! help ! love &NAME x Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME dear babe sorry you ca n't make it next weekend . it would have been cool to see you again . ta for the pc , glad you had a gd time in &NAME . I have nothing else to tell you because I am bored stiff . I hope yoiu are having a more entertaining time than me . love &NAME xx From : &NAME To : " &NAME &NAME " &NAME : " &NAME " , " &EMAIL &NAME " , " &EMAIL &NAME " , " &EMAIL &NAME " , " &EMAIL &NAME " , " &NAME &NAME " , " &NAME " , " &EMAIL &NAME " , 'Millza ( &NAME ) " , " &EMAIL &NAME " Subject : Re : &NAME in &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear assorted wonderful people , After reading many e-mails ( &NUM ) about a marvellous-sounding proposed weekend in &NAME , I regret to inform you that I will be unable to attend . &NAME , &NUM cannot get off work that weekend . Therefore I wish you all a most enjoyable weekend and I hope to see you &NUM weeks later in &NAME &NAME . With deepest regrets at missing such a fun-sounding time , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Possibly some help , perhaps not ... Dear &NAME , It was lovely to chat to you , and thanks for the e-card once more . It really is very nice . Now , about your compromised security details You can either change you pin ( an enjoyable pastime ) , or Click on : My computer , &CHAR , Windows , &NAME &NAME &NAME . Then : Select all the files , by clicking on " edit " and 'select all " . Finally : Press the 'delete " key on your keyboard . This might work . If not , I 'll try again at 10pm . Hope you are well , &NAME SUBJECT: ( MESSAGE ) ( DATE ) &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NUM ) ( MESSAGE_BODY ) Dear &NAME , 'Dear babe ( you do kinda remind me of the pig ... ) " - I shall try to take that in the nicest possible sense . " Thanks for your help ; sorry it was n't more of a proper conversation ! " - You 're quite welcome . Is the confusion tactic having any success ? I 'm sure the scroll-list thing will not be endless , and that if you type in enough false passwords , your one will eventually not appear . " I do n't think I am going to have time this hol to come visit , unfortunately , but next summer I definitely will unless I 've offended you irreparably ( likely ) . " - Oh good ! I look forward to that . Of course you have n't offended me ! Why would you think that ? Do you think I 'm easily offended ? " We have a new car . It 's big . " - Very nice . What type is it ? Is it blue ? We 're thinking of getting a new car in a week 's time too . Well , I 've had not too bad a day today . I managed to escape working tomorrow which is wonderful as I can sleep . Next weekend I 'm going to &NAME for my cousin 's wedding , so that shall mean more time off work ! This evening I 've done some chemistry and am going to watch " Friends " in &NUM minutes . Have you heard from &NAME lately ? I have n't. Do you think she 's offended by that text message I sent her when we were in the tram travelling back from &NAME ? Apparently she 's on another camp this weekend . Are you well ? What are you doing this weekend ? &NAME seems to pass very quickly and meaninglessly when one is quite busy . See you soon , love &NAME ( still debating on the babe-pig thing ) SUBJECT: Your Cyberstalker " little truffler " ? ? ? " Was just about to speak to you when you disappeared . " - Oh , you were too slow . Sorry . 'Some random guy emailed me and said that he had just moved here and wanted to meet people and he " noticed I went to school here " , how would he get this info ? And is he a creep ? And do I have a cyberstalker ? " - I would say he definitely must be a creep . All the evidence points to that . Seriously , though , perhaps someone is playing a practical joke on you . If not , then it is quite probable that he ( or she ) could find out such details about you . I do n't know how , but it is possible . As to having a cyberstalker again , an exciting possibility . Are you happy ? What film did you go and see ? Bye , &NAME SUBJECT: ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? Boredom3F ? Dear &NAME , Thanks very much for your e-mail . It was really good to chat to you last night , and sorry for being in rather a depressed mood at first - if you noticed . Anyway , I am happier today and have just got home from work . Why are you so bored ? Are you looking forward to seeing &NAME ? I look forward to receiving your pictures of &NAME . Do you still want to know about &NAME 's idea for a practical joke ? Well , if you do then please do n't tell anyone , especially him . His parents recently bought a new remote control doorbell , which can be activated from up to &NUM meters away . Such an item would produce much scope &NAME suggested both placing it in someone 's room at night , and also in a lecture theatre in someone 's bag . I prefer the lecture theatre idea , but it is much more risky . &NAME , it might be interesting if he did that . Anyway , &NAME 's brother 's username file still has not been created . I realised I could connect to the &NAME undergraduate server and find out , but it is not there yet . We must wait Hope you become less bored soon . Say hi to &NAME for me if you remember , &NAME SUBJECT: Rather difficult to categorise . Dear &NAME , " I forget whether it 's my turn or yours , but it 's probably mine . " - So now it must be mine . I wish I was coming this weekend too . I enjoyed chatting to you a few evenings ago . Did you 'shop till you dropped " in &NAME ? How did your sister enjoy &NAME ? So are you still enjoying having &NAME to stay ? Say hi to her from me . What have you been up to this week ? Today I have been at work etc. , etc. , rather boring stuff . This evening I finished all the chemistry I 'm doing this summer ! ! ! I am very happy ! Now I can write emails Actually , I 'm sure I have other things to do as well . I am getting a nasty cold at the moment and I am enjoying sneezing . ( Well , it 's such an unusual experience , and it is rather pleasant . ) I put my virus down to my colleagues at work . They are all rather ill too at present . This is what comes when one integrates with society - I should never have left the house . Actually , I should never have stopped drinking cactus juice something to take up again . Here in &NAME the natives are gathering round their fires , plotting something wicked I 'll be bound . You can hear them at nights wailing and moaning softly to each other . Some say it 's just the wind passing through the trees , but I 'm a chemist and therefore must know better . I fear they shall never let me return to &NAME . Perhaps the southern redheaded one could use his influence on them . They are in awe of his powers of talking for hours about rocks . Strange folk , the Scottish barbarians . &NAME , only &NUM weeks of the summer holidays left . Are you yearning to be back in &NAME ? I 'm not sure if I 'm looking forward to it . It 's rather funny , but most of the summer I miss being in &NAME with my friends , but then for usually about the last week or so I miss being at home with my family . Surely it does n't take me that long to readjust ? Oh dear , oh dear . I want a moose 's head . I wonder if &NAME brought one back from &NAME . He did say he would , but that was a year or more ago . Such a charming object , a moose 's head , do n't you think ? So delightful , so imposing , so furry . I 'm sure &NAME would like one . Well , I seem to have written some rather ridiculous nonsense this evening . Never mind , I 'm happy with my chemistry . Perhaps that 's the reason ; perhaps it 's the moon . Perhaps it 's because I have n't done the &NAME &NUM crossword today and my brain has to do something with it 's excess neural energy . Perhaps that 's the most ridiculous thing I 've every thought up . I do n't know ! Have a lovely day tomorrow , whatever you and &NAME are doing , and do enjoy the weekend . I hope we can chat sometime soon . Very best wishes , Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME is staying with me . I will pay you when I see you if that 's ok . if not , email me . looking forward to seeing you , too , &NAME . &NAME . From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " &NAME : " &NAME , &NAME " Subject : Re : &NAME &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Yeah , I 'll try and do that on monday . If I forget , I 'm sure you 'll remind me ! &NAME , any news on the job sit ? Perhaps we could kidnap you from work . That would be exciting . Looking forward to seeing you guys . ... &NAME Boys , Girls and &NAME , Please can you either pay or cash ( &NAME ) your outstanding cheques to the flat account , so we can close the book on it . &NAME . &NAME ( a &NAME / &NAME conglomerate ) Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE Dearest Babe-pig-in-the-city , I forget whether it 's my turn or yours , but it 's probably mine . &CHAR , &NAME , I wish you were coming this weekend . It wo n't be the same without you ! &NAME is here visiting me . It is fun . We went to town today and then to the flower festival at my church . Tomorrow we 're going to &NAME ( town near here ) . The parents and &NAME and &NAME have gone to a concert at church but I 'm too tired . I went to that 21st party ( you remember , &NUM you know ) and stayed up til 4am , so I 'm pretty knackered still . Just watching TV . That 's all . &NAME to chat soon , love &NAME xxx Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME little man , I had wondered at your silence but I thought you were too busy looking for truffles . kidding . I have been &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR busy with church stuff , like locking up after annoying late people . are you going to watch the sketch show tonight on itv ? it is very funny , I think you will really like it . my sisiter has departed to &NAME once more and I am berfeft of youthful company . has &NAME deicded what he 's going to do ? will you come round for a meal and fix our tv ? I am looking forward to seing you lots , you must come to my house soon , but only if you want to of course . I have nothing of interest to tell you . my best to the fragrant &NAME , &NAME &NAME x From : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME &NAME &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , Hello . You may have wondered why I have been so silent for the past week , then again you may not . Well , the reason is because dear old &NAME was very ill . She contracted a nasty computer virus last Wednesday . This malicious program did not allow her to open any applications , like Word , &NAME Explorer , etc. Anyway , after downloading a little program from our anti-virus company 's web-site and injecting &NAME with it she is now back to her old cheerful self . Her first encounter with a computer virus - quite interesting . I saw your bridesmaid-to-be yesterday when he arrived in &NAME &NAME . I must say I ca n't picture him as a bridesmaid . It will be a very odd wedding . I have only &NUM more days of work left ! ! ! O joy ! Then I will be going back to lovely &NAME on Monday . So what have you done this week ? Are you all prepared for next term yet ? ( I certainly am not anyway . ) Are you still going to post those photos , or would you rather give them to me at &NAME ? Hope you are well and having a good time . It would be nice to chat sometime soon if you like . Have a good evening , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : truffles ( I like that word ) &NAME , my love , I 'm pleased with your progress under my tutelage . you actually signed yourself " love &NAME " . well done , heartiest congrats ! truffles are &NUM things . they are expensive chocolates , very rich and gorgeous . they are also things that pigs hunt for that are woodlandy ; like pig truffles really . they scruff their snouts along the ground trying to find them , it 's called truffling . of course I will come visit you , whenever I get my first invite ! &NAME &NAME x From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : truffles ( I like that word ) &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , What are truffles ? " I have been &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR busy with church stuff , like locking up after annoying late people . " - You should just lock them up instead . When do you finish your vergering job ? " &NAME you come round for a meal and fix our tv ? I am looking forward to seeing you lots , you must come to my house soon , but only if you want to of course . " - I would love to come round for a meal , but I 'm not sure if I 'll be able to fix a TV , however I 'm sure I could try . I 'm looking forward to seeing you lots too . Of course I 'd like to come to your house soon ! You shall have to come and visit me in college too , but only if you want of course . I 'm going back on Monday sometime . " I have nothing of interest to tell you . " - &NAME neither , unfortunately . We 're getting a new car on Saturday and I 'm looking forward to seeing it . It matches my phone . 'My best to the fragrant &NAME . " - &NAME has a nice computery scent . My greetings to &NAME . Love &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : truffles again hi babe , ca n't stya have to put the cats to bed . thanks for the email , hope to see you soon , on sun if you want or mon if you want to come round . &NAME atn From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : truffles again &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , " &NAME are &NUM things " - I prefer the chocolate kind , although I have little acquaintance with either . " They scruff their snouts along the ground trying to find them , it 's called truffling . " - You seem to be rather an authority on pigs . " I will come visit you , whenever I get my first invite ! " - You 're most welcome to come and see me anytime . I will be very pleased to see you , and you do n't need an invite ! But if you 're not busy on Tuesday sometime then you have an invite . Only &NUM more days of work left . Marvellous ! I wonder what I shall do this evening . &NAME , perhaps I 'll begin getting my belongings together for going back to &NAME . Really looking forward to seeing you again . Love &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME , Hello . You may have wondered why I have been so silent for the past week , then again you may not . Well , the reason is because dear old &NAME was very ill . She contracted a nasty computer virus last Wednesday . This malicious program did not allow her to open any applications , like Word , &NAME Explorer , etc. Anyway , after downloading a little program from our anti-virus company 's web-site and injecting &NAME with it she is now back to her old cheerful self . Her first encounter with a computer virus - quite interesting . I saw your bridesmaid-to-be yesterday when he arrived in &NAME &NAME . I must say I ca n't picture him as a bridesmaid . It will be a very odd wedding . I have only &NUM more days of work left ! ! ! O joy ! Then I will be going back to lovely &NAME on Monday . So what have you done this week ? Are you all prepared for next term yet ? ( I certainly am not anyway . ) Are you still going to post those photos , or would you rather give them to me at &NAME ? Hope you are well and having a good time . It would be nice to chat sometime soon if you like . Have a good evening , &NAME SUBJECT: truffles ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NUM ? like that ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? word29 ? Dear &NAME , What are truffles ? " I have been &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR busy with church stuff , like locking up after annoying late people . " - You should just lock them up instead . When do you finish your vergering job ? " &NAME you come round for a meal and fix our tv ? I am looking forward to seeing you lots , you must come to my house soon , but only if you want to of course . " - I would love to come round for a meal , but I 'm not sure if I 'll be able to fix a TV , however I 'm sure I could try . I 'm looking forward to seeing you lots too . Of course I 'd like to come to your house soon ! You shall have to come and visit me in college too , but only if you want of course . I 'm going back on Monday sometime . " I have nothing of interest to tell you . " - &NAME neither , unfortunately . We 're getting a new car on Saturday and I 'm looking forward to seeing it . It matches my phone . 'My best to the fragrant &NAME . " - &NAME has a nice computery scent . My greetings to &NAME . Love &NAME SUBJECT: truffles again Dear &NAME , " &NAME are &NUM things " - I prefer the chocolate kind , although I have little acquaintance with either . " They scruff their snouts along the ground trying to find them , it 's called truffling . " - You seem to be rather an authority on pigs . " I will come visit you , whenever I get my first invite ! " - You 're most welcome to come and see me anytime . I will be very pleased to see you , and you do n't need an invite ! But if you 're not busy on Tuesday sometime then you have an invite . Only &NUM more days of work left . Marvellous ! I wonder what I shall do this evening . &NAME , perhaps I 'll begin getting my belongings together for going back to &NAME . Really looking forward to seeing you again . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : truffles again Dear &NAME , Hi . I 've finished work ! I 'm very happy . Thanks for the e-mail . Looking forward to seeing you , but I do n't arrive in &NAME until Monday afternoon , so Sunday is not possible , unfortunately . Why did you put the cats to bed ? I thought you disliked them ? Anyway , have a good weekend . Love &NAME Dear &NAME and &NAME , Thank you for the messages you left on my door . I assume they were from you as they had your names after them . If they were forged then please ignore this e-mail . Why does everyone ask me where I am today ? Lectures have started - of course ! I have put some pictures up on my walls &NAME , and &NAME says my room now passes . &NAME . I still have a long way to go though . You both may be interested to know ( though I doubt it ) that &NAME ( also known as " that horrible stuffed creature " ) has now found a permanent home with our intrepid &NAME &NAME who , incidentally , was mortified that he received no messages when you had both been so close to his room ( a feat of tremendous endurance in itself and really he ought n't ask for any more ) . Hope you are both well and had enjoyable days , love &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , Excuse me - but you received that e-mail from &NAME , not me . I asked him to write you an entirely different reply . However , I will still try and help you , although I must ask you to retract your accusation that I am best friends with a computer . It is causing me great pain and the emotional scarring is likely to be deep and long lasting . &NUM ) I assume you are referring to &NAME &NAME &NAME , the service on the &NAME &NAME ? &NUM ) There ought to be no problem in creating an independent address list to that of you directory , but unfortunately there is . &NAME &NAME does not seem to remember the address list you create , so you seem to have to re input it each time you log on to a networked PC . This is extremely tiresome , but until the ITS fix the problem I know not of any solution . Perhaps our &NUM technically minded friends will shed some light on the situation . &NAME SUBJECT: Poetry Dear &NAME , &NAME , I have n't heard that variety before . Anyway , of course I realise your verse is far superior to &NAME 's. I however , being the tender-hearted barbarian that I am , did not want to hurt her feelings after the valiant attempt at poetry which she made . How many hours and drafts it must have taken her to produce such a composition as &CHAR &NAME we love you We truly do ( and your pen ) Where &CHAR &CHAR ? Whilst your delightful creation surpasses the sublime &CHAR &NAME I adore thee &NAME &NAME my favourite boy And when thou smilst at me I brings profoundest joy . I look forward to my imminent room inspection . I cannot comment on &NAME 's standards yet as I have still to see her room . As for the message you left on &NAME 's door , he thought that was from someone else . He could n't read your name . " We ask where you are because we do n't know , dimwit . We do n't know EXACTLY where you are . And writing " &NAME , where are you ? See you soon , &NAME " is better &NAME " &NAME , you troll , you 're obviously out seducing an innocent first-year . Leave them alone , you skulking great monster . " Is n't it ? " - That 's nasty . I am not a dimwit . I was attending a lecture . Of course it 's better to write the truth than lies . Innocent first years ? Whatever next . See you soon , love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) This is NOT helpful . &NAME , you are best friends with a computer , and &NAME , it 's your DEGREE ! ! Where is the knowledge , the erudition , the learnedness ? I am now not sure whether I need the help or you both do . &NAME ( slightly irritated ) P.S. Am adding &NAME so he does n't feel left out . Also , he may be able to help me . Unlike SOME people . &NAME &NAME wrote : After consultation with &NAME , he says : I do n't really know . So , a suggestion is : " look in the help file " &NAME this helps ( as if ) &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Also , sorry , a technical point . Do you know how I create an address list in &NAME without adding all the people that I want to put in it to my own address book ? If you are busy , do n't worry about it . I can always ask &NAME these third years . They have nothing to do ... SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , Can you really tell me that you did n't recognise the superiority of my verse to &NAME 's, and my own especial distinctive style ? I am disgusted at your lack of taste and culture . I am going to inspect your room before long and tell you whether it passes my high standards . They are higher than &NAME 's; I have seen her room . I did leave &NAME a message on his door . Obviously neither of you can read . We ask where you are because we do n't know , dimwit . We do n't know EXACTLY where you are . And writing " &NAME , where are you ? See you soon , &NAME " is better &NAME " &NAME , you troll , you 're obviously out seducing an innocent first-year . Leave them alone , you skulking great monster . " Is n't it ? &NAME , great to see you yesterday . I 'll see you later . In about &NUM minutes , actually . When can I come for a sleepover ? ( with &NAME too , of course ) . Love &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME and &NAME , Thank you for the messages you left on my door . I assume they were from you as they had your names after them . If they were forged then please ignore this e-mail . Why does everyone ask me where I am today ? Lectures have started - of course ! I have put some pictures up on my walls &NAME , and &NAME says my room now passes . &NAME . I still have a long way to go though . You both may be interested to know ( though I doubt it ) that &NAME ( also known as " that horrible stuffed creature " ) has now found a permanent home with our intrepid &NAME &NAME who , incidentally , was mortified that he received no messages when you had both been so close to his room ( a feat of tremendous endurance in itself and really he ought n't ask for any more ) . Hope you are both well and had enjoyable days , love &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , Hello ! How are you today ? Did you have any of your &NUM lectures ? I 've had a very good day in that I handed in my dissertation and finished my experiment by 3pm . This means I have all of tomorrow off ! I am very happy about this . Anyway , you owe the flat account £ &NUM . It was most pleasant to see you on Saturday afternoon . I hope your cough is getting better . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Dear &NAME , Are you being serious ? I hope you 're not too bored . I 'm going shopping this morning since I have the day off . Actually , I 've just got up - shockingly late . We watched &NAME &NAME last night ( we being &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME etc. ) . Hope you have a good day . I shall contact &NAME &NAME and demand money from him . See you , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : hey babe . bored yet not willing to do anything . I know I owe much cash . contact my accountant , &NAME , who pays all my bills . &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Hello ! How are you today ? Did you have any of your &NUM lectures ? I 've had a very good day in that I handed in my dissertation and finished my experiment by 3pm . This means I have all of tomorrow off ! I am very happy about this . Anyway , you owe the flat account £ &NUM . It was most pleasant to see you on Saturday afternoon . I hope your cough is getting better . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME hey babe . bored yet not willing to do anything . I know I owe much cash . contact my accountant , &NAME , who pays all my bills . &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Hello ! How are you today ? Did you have any of your &NUM lectures ? I 've had a very good day in that I handed in my dissertation and finished my experiment by 3pm . This means I have all of tomorrow off ! I am very happy about this . Anyway , you owe the flat account £ &NUM . It was most pleasant to see you on Saturday afternoon . I hope your cough is getting better . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME glad you had a good time last night , be seeing you around . &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Are you being serious ? I hope you 're not too bored . I 'm going shopping this morning since I have the day off . Actually , I 've just got up - shockingly late . We watched &NAME &NAME last night ( we being &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME etc. ) . Hope you have a good day . I shall contact &NAME &NAME and demand money from him . See you , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : hey babe . bored yet not willing to do anything . I know I owe much cash . contact my accountant , &NAME , who pays all my bills . &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Hello ! How are you today ? Did you have any of your &NUM lectures ? I 've had a very good day in that I handed in my dissertation and finished my experiment by 3pm . This means I have all of tomorrow off ! I am very happy about this . Anyway , you owe the flat account £ &NUM . It was most pleasant to see you on Saturday afternoon . I hope your cough is getting better . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME I will def come visit you soon , althought not this pm . are you free tomorrow ? &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Did I say I had a good time ? Actually , I did , although I never mentioned it . Have a good afternoon . If you 're bored you can come and visit me . Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : glad you had a good time last night , be seeing you around . &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Are you being serious ? I hope you 're not too bored . I 'm going shopping this morning since I have the day off . Actually , I 've just got up - shockingly late . We watched &NAME &NAME last night ( we being &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME etc. ) . Hope you have a good day . I shall contact &NAME &NAME and demand money from him . See you , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : hey babe . bored yet not willing to do anything . I know I owe much cash . contact my accountant , &NAME , who pays all my bills . &NAME x &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Dear &NAME , Did I say I had a good time ? Actually , I did , although I never mentioned it . Have a good afternoon . If you 're bored you can come and visit me . Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : glad you had a good time last night , be seeing you around . &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Are you being serious ? I hope you 're not too bored . I 'm going shopping this morning since I have the day off . Actually , I 've just got up - shockingly late . We watched &NAME &NAME last night ( we being &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME etc. ) . Hope you have a good day . I shall contact &NAME &NAME and demand money from him . See you , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : hey babe . bored yet not willing to do anything . I know I owe much cash . contact my accountant , &NAME , who pays all my bills . &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Hello ! How are you today ? Did you have any of your &NUM lectures ? I 've had a very good day in that I handed in my dissertation and finished my experiment by 3pm . This means I have all of tomorrow off ! I am very happy about this . Anyway , you owe the flat account £ &NUM . It was most pleasant to see you on Saturday afternoon . I hope your cough is getting better . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Dear &NAME , I am free after &NUM : &NUM tomorrow . I would love to see you then if you are not doing anything else . Have a good evening . Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : I will def come visit you soon , althought not this pm . are you free tomorrow ? &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Did I say I had a good time ? Actually , I did , although I never mentioned it . Have a good afternoon . If you 're bored you can come and visit me . Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : glad you had a good time last night , be seeing you around . &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Are you being serious ? I hope you 're not too bored . I 'm going shopping this morning since I have the day off . Actually , I 've just got up - shockingly late . We watched &NAME &NAME last night ( we being &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME etc. ) . Hope you have a good day . I shall contact &NAME &NAME and demand money from him . See you , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : SUBJECT: Re : &NAME hello petal ! I have auditions and callbacks , so I may not be able to come round but I wil;l def see you later in the wekk , love &NAME xx hope you are well . xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , I am free after &NUM : &NUM tomorrow . I would love to see you then if you are not doing anything else . Have a good evening . Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : I will def come visit you soon , althought not this pm . are you free tomorrow ? &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Did I say I had a good time ? Actually , I did , although I never mentioned it . Have a good afternoon . If you 're bored you can come and visit me . Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : glad you had a good time last night , be seeing you around . &NAME x &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: ( no subject ) SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Dear &NAME , Absolutely no bother at all . It is quite easy if you know how , and I will now tell you how ... Select the email addresses in the " &NAME " document . ( Drag the mouse , holding down the left hand button , from the top of the &CHAR column to the bottom - cells D1 to &NAME Then go to " edit " and click " copy " . Next , open a new message window in " &NAME &NAME " . Click in the " to " line ( where you normally type the e-mail address of the person you 're emailing ) , then go to " edit " and click " paste " . A long list will appear . Press return and the computer will do things to it . Then type your email as normal . There are a lot of people in the ballroom dancing society . &NAME that was helpful , if not please let me or &NAME know and we 'll try to explain it more clearly . Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : hello ... sorry to bother you , but I really need your help and will be forever more in your debt . o fabulous boys ... am sending you the ballroom dancing list ; I need to get the email addresses from that list onto this thing ( as yours are above ) but I ca n't seem to copy and paste . any ideas , o brainy one ? if not , do n't worry , I will just have to bore myself stupid and type them all out again ( ggrrr . computers hate me ) . love to both you little stars ( ! yes , I know compliments ahev no bearing on whether you can actually do this or not ) , &NAME xx &WEBSITE Type : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( application / x-msexcel ) &NAME : &NAME Download Status : Not downloaded with message SUBJECT: ( no subject ) I HATE myslef . I am so STUPID . why can I not do this simple thing ? &NAME . hmmm . improvements to self needed . SUBJECT: ( no subject ) you are both stars and very brainy too ! thank you thank you thank you ! love &NAME xx SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , To the best of my knowledge &NAME and I are going to your house this evening for dinner . If this is not accurate information , please correct me . As far as I am aware we intend to arrive at 7pm . However , it would be nice to know where you live as I have , unfortunately , forgotten . I know how to get there ; I just do n't know where it is . Anyway , please would you e-mail me sometime today and let me know . Thank you very much . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , if you thank me one more time ... grr , we are FRIENDS . you do n't need to thank me especially as you are doing me a favour as I do n't have to hike down the hill . &NUM is good . it will be simple food , as I have a seminar till &NUM . I live at &NUM mistletoe st . I should warn you that I have to go see somone about trains at just after &NUM , but other than that you are welcom to stay tl whenever . lookign forwadrt I see you both ... love &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , To the best of my knowledge &NAME and I are going to your house this evening for dinner . If this is not accurate information , please correct me . As far as I am aware we intend to arrive at 7pm . However , it would be nice to know where you live as I have , unfortunately , forgotten . I know how to get there ; I just do n't know where it is . Anyway , please would you e-mail me sometime today and let me know . Thank you very much . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Dear &NAME , In spite of you protests yesterday I would like to thank you for inviting me to dinner last night . It was lovely and I think your house is very nice . It is even quite clean and tidy . I am impressed . It was really nice to see you again . I walked to lectures this mornig with &NAME and we surveyed the roadside in search of suitable lamp-posts for &NAME 's shrine . This will be very amusing ... Hope you are enjoying your busy day . Love &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Fwd : [ Fwd : A little joke ... ] ] I apologise if this offends any of you . &NAME x Hello everyone , I just thought this was quite funny , and that you might like to read it . If you do n't find it funny , remember : I did n't force you to press on the link ! oh and apologies for the large number of forwarded messgaes ! &WEBSITE &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Answers Dear &NAME , Answers to the &NUM perplexing clues from yesterday 's crossword ... &NUM Down : " An archbishop of &NAME ; his school " - &NAME &NUM Down : " E.g. &NAME , &NAME " - Opera Hope you had a good day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Answers dearest &NAME , thank you lots . I have a favour . &NAME and I were wondering if you would 'do " the posters , ie if I send you the title and stuff you will arrange them ? we would be grateful ! I will give them to you tonight at &NAME 's thing if you are going , or someone else if you are not . &NAME &NAME ps I have rather presumed you will , have n't I ? well , do do it , &NAME ! thanks &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Answers to the &NUM perplexing clues from yesterday 's crossword ... &NUM Down : " An archbishop of &NAME ; his school " - &NAME &NUM Down : " E.g. &NAME , &NAME " - Opera Hope you had a good day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Answers Dear &NAME , Of course I 'll do it if you like , but I 'm not very artistic . However , I 'm sure you might have some vague ideas of what you want them to look like ? Hopefully ... ! Yes , I 'm going to &NAME 's thing this evening , so that will be okay . Hope you are having a good day . See you this evening . Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : dearest &NAME , thank you lots . I have a favour . &NAME and I were wondering if you would 'do " the posters , ie if I send you the title and stuff you will arrange them ? we would be grateful ! I will give them to you tonight at &NAME 's thing if you are going , or someone else if you are not . &NAME &NAME ps I have rather presumed you will , have n't I ? well , do do it , &NAME ! thanks &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Answers to the &NUM perplexing clues from yesterday 's crossword ... &NUM Down : " An archbishop of &NAME ; his school " - &NAME &NUM Down : " E.g. &NAME , &NAME " - Opera Hope you had a good day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Re : ( no subject ) ] Dear &NAME , What is this for ? Do you want it to go on the poster ? I assume it is Godspell stuff . Hope you had a good weekend . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Here you go ... &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME [ Image ] SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME , I am having problems with the disk you gave me . It is either not formatted or formatted for apple only . Anyway , it will not give me access to the publisher file . Therefore , could you please email me the relevant file and that will hopfully work . I got the picture okay . Do you want it to form the entire background for the poster ? Hope you enjoyed your weekend at home and I 'll see you sometime . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Re : ( no subject ) ] &NAME , could you send me the rough copy of what you 've done so far for the poster just so I can check it over for dates , times etc ? thanx babe . &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , What is this for ? Do you want it to go on the poster ? I assume it is Godspell stuff . Hope you had a good weekend . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Here you go ... &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME [ Image ] SUBJECT: ( no subject ) babe , can I come and see you about &NUM tonight and sort the poster out and then we can have a chat ? is urgent we sort the poster out though ... hope this is ok , will assume it is , text me if not , but see you at &NUM ! love &NAME xx SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Of course it 's okay , but since I have n't got the title thing I have n't been able to do very much . See you at 8pm . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : babe , can I come and see you about &NUM tonight and sort the poster out and then we can have a chat ? is urgent we sort the poster out though ... hope this is ok , will assume it is , text me if not , but see you at &NUM ! love &NAME xx SUBJECT: spell.pub SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , What do you mean it only saves the text ? Are you talking about the email ? Click on the attachment and select 'save to disk " . Then put in your disk and save it . Have a good day , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Meal Dear &NAME , Yes , we were , but &NAME does n't do happy hour on Friday nights , so we thought we would fall back on our original plan and cook one . It will be cheaper this way , ~£ &NUM per person . Hope you can still come . Can you still come ? We 'll all ( minus a few ) probably get a video out or go to the cinema or chat afterwards . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME , I thought we were going out for a meal ? huh ? &NAME wrote : Dear past residents of &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &CHAR and select others , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME would like to arrange a meal , provisionally for this Friday at 7pm in &NAME Vac kitchen . &NAME and &NAME will cook a delightful feast and the charge will be split between us sometime . Hope you can come , please let us know either way - before Friday lunchtime ( but sooner would be nice ) . Thank you very much . SUBJECT: Re : Payment for meal last Friday unfortunately I am not sacred of either &NAME or time ( they are wimps ) and so will never be paying . your ever . &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear all , Thank you for coming last Friday evening . I hope you all had an enjoyable time . The total cost of the meal was £ &NUM , and that is to be divided between &NUM . Therefore everyone oews me £ &NUM . Cheques should be made payable to &CHAR &CHAR &NAME . I do not take switch as yet ; unfortunately . &NAME is also perfectly acceptable . Do not feel required to settle this account until the end of the summer term , when I shall come knocking on your door with &NUM large bodyguards ( &NAME and &NAME ) . Anyway , I think that 's all . &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) see you at &NUM tomorrow ? love &NAME xx SUBJECT: Re : Payment for meal last Friday Dear &NAME , I assume the " of " is meant to be " to " ... " I am not sacred to either &NAME or time " ? This raises interesting questions . If you do n't want to pay , fine . I do n't mind . Let your ( ahem ) conscience deal with it . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : unfortunately I am not sacred of either &NAME or time ( they are wimps ) and so will never be paying . your ever . &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear all , Thank you for coming last Friday evening . I hope you all had an enjoyable time . The total cost of the meal was £ &NUM , and that is to be divided between &NUM . Therefore everyone oews me £ &NUM . Cheques should be made payable to &CHAR &CHAR &NAME . I do not take switch as yet ; unfortunately . &NAME is also perfectly acceptable . Do not feel required to settle this account until the end of the summer term , when I shall come knocking on your door with &NUM large bodyguards ( &NAME and &NAME ) . Anyway , I think that 's all . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Dear &NAME , I would love to see you at &NAME tomorrow . Hope you are having a good day . Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : see you at &NUM tomorrow ? love &NAME xx SUBJECT: My literary acheivements Dear Miss &NAME , I would be delighted to allow you to proof-read my most recent novel . " The &NUM shores of the ocean " is an epic work which draws together &NUM fine people from very different lifestyles . I wrote it myself . In return for letting you preview my novel I have no doubt you will want to bestow upon me all sorts of gifts , etc. I have no objetcions to this and I feel I ought to tell you I am particularly partial to kiwi fruits at the moment . Please collect the book from my secretary , &NAME &NAME , at your convenience . I look forward to hearing your opinion on my most splendid achievement . Yours sincerely , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( Dear &NAME , &NAME says he would like you to read his book . I have it , so let me know when you want to collect it . Love &NAME . ) SUBJECT: My Birthday Meal Dear &NAME , Thank you so much for offering to organise my birthday meal . It was really kind of you . If you still do n't mind doing it then these are the people I would like to invite People : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . &NAME : Monday 26th November , evening . &NAME : I do not particularly mind where we goo and unless you have any particular preference perhaps you could ask the above people in your email to them . Whatever . Thanks ever so much again . Love &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 's book & hope you ahd a good day . It was snowing ! ! ! Do you remember making snowballs last year and keeping them in the freezer ? SUBJECT: Re : &NAME 's Birthday You 're very funny . Thank you . Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME , Friends of &NAME , and &NAME . &NAME will soon be reaching the illustrious age of &NUM ( on the 26th of November , for those of you reaching for your diaries ) , and it has been suggested that we celebrate this by going out for a meal . Realistically but unfortunately , the only evening possible that is even vaguely near &NAME 's actual birthday , is the Monday itself . This is a problem for all die-hard &NAME fans , and those on the Ballroom &NAME &NAME . However , if we go to &NAME 's for &NAME &NAME ( it 's just a name , &NAME , I 'm not promising any drastic mood enlightenments ) , we could book for &NUM 30ish which would leave plenty of time for those wanting to get back for &NAME . The rest of us ( or possibly just me and &NAME , if people do n't want to miss the &NAME I double act ) could then go on to elsewhere ( to be decided later ) . If everyone could let me know asap , as I can then either book the meal or have a mad think about another date , that would be great . If I have n't heard from you by next Tuesday , I 'll assume you 're not coming . Unlike most other birthday invitations , this one will not be containing the usual " if I 've forgotton anyone , please forward this email to them " . &NAME does n't really like many people ( &NAME 's only invited on sufferance ) . Thanks for reading this , for hopefully replying and for being special enough people for &NAME to want to invite you ! Love , &NAME . SUBJECT: &NAME Apologies for the mass email ; Just wondered if any of you wanted to come and see &NAME ( which , incidentally , I am producing ) . It 's on at the Assembly Rooms Thursday 15th- Saturday 17th , and , though I do say it myself it 's pretty good ! Thanks to all of you who are already planning to see it- if you do want tickets , just email me and I 'll reserve them for you . Hope you 're all well . Love , &NAME x SUBJECT: Dear &NAME , I would like to see you this week . Would &NAME on wednesday be a suitable time ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : - It would . Would it be a suitable time for you ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , I would like to see you this week . Would &NAME on wednesday be a suitable time ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : - Dear &NAME , No , actually , I was just suggesting it to waste time . Of course it 's a suitable time for me . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : It would . Would it be a suitable time for you ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , I would like to see you this week . Would &NAME on wednesday be a suitable time ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : - &CHAR &CHAR then then . love &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , No , actually , I was just suggesting it to waste time . Of course it 's a suitable time for me . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : It would . Would it be a suitable time for you ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , I would like to see you this week . Would &NAME on wednesday be a suitable time ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : - Why do you call yourself &NAME ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &CHAR &CHAR then then . love &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , No , actually , I was just suggesting it to waste time . Of course it 's a suitable time for me . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : It would . Would it be a suitable time for you ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , I would like to see you this week . Would &NAME on wednesday be a suitable time ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : - &NAME &NAME &NAME . &CHAR &CHAR tomorrow . &NAME wrote : Why do you call yourself &NAME ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &CHAR &CHAR then then . love &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , No , actually , I was just suggesting it to waste time . Of course it 's a suitable time for me . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : It would . Would it be a suitable time for you ? &NAME &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: &SMILEY Hi &NAME , Did you ever find the jacket you lost a few weeks ago in &NAME 's? If not , then try going to the &NAME flat before Sunday as they have lots of lost property whihc they are about to give to &NAME . It was really nice to see you today ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &SMILEY I did find my jacket thank you honey . but ta for the reminder . it was good to see you too . enjoy the rest of your day . I am going to watch tv ! love &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Did you ever find the jacket you lost a few weeks ago in &NAME 's? If not , then try going to the &NAME flat before Sunday as they have lots of lost property whihc they are about to give to &NAME . It was really nice to see you today ! &NAME SUBJECT: For your diary ... Dear &NAME , I am really sorry if my text message upset you , although I was hurt that you had forgotten me . Did you really mean that I could ring you and see if you wanted to visit even if it was n't a Wednesday at &NAME ? That would be lovely . Anyway , I would definitely like to see you before term ends . I am free Thursday 29th from &NUM : 45pm until 2am Friday 30th from &NUM : 45pm until &NAME from 9pm until 2am Saturday 1st from when I get up until lunch time from after &NAME until 2am Sunday 2nd from &NUM : 30pm until 2am Tuesday 4th from ( at least & possibly earlier ) 5pm until 2am Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : For your diary ... &NUM you do n't stay up till &NUM &NUM I did n't forget YOU , you baby , I forgot the appt . grrr ! I will reply when I have my diray with me . love ya ! &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , I am really sorry if my text message upset you , although I was hurt that you had forgotten me . Did you really mean that I could ring you and see if you wanted to visit even if it was n't a Wednesday at &NAME ? That would be lovely . Anyway , I would definitely like to see you before term ends . I am free Thursday 29th from &NUM : 45pm until 2am Friday 30th from &NUM : 45pm until &NAME from 9pm until 2am Saturday 1st from when I get up until lunch time from after &NAME until 2am Sunday 2nd from &NUM : 30pm until 2am Tuesday 4th from ( at least & possibly earlier ) 5pm until 2am Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : For your diary ... &NUM Sometimes I do stay up until 2am . I 've done so at least &NUM times in the past week . &NUM Forgetting the appointment is the same as forgetting me , as I was the appointment . &NUM What is a 'diray " ? Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NUM you do n't stay up till &NUM &NUM I did n't forget YOU , you baby , I forgot the appt . grrr ! I will reply when I have my diray with me . love ya ! &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , I am really sorry if my text message upset you , although I was hurt that you had forgotten me . Did you really mean that I could ring you and see if you wanted to visit even if it was n't a Wednesday at &NAME ? That would be lovely . Anyway , I would definitely like to see you before term ends . I am free Thursday 29th from &NUM : 45pm until 2am Friday 30th from &NUM : 45pm until &NAME from 9pm until 2am Saturday 1st from when I get up until lunch time from after &NAME until 2am Sunday 2nd from &NUM : 30pm until 2am Tuesday 4th from ( at least & possibly earlier ) 5pm until 2am Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : For your diary ... &NAME , you know what a diray is , it 's just my misspelling . it 's not the same as forgetting you , you make it sound as if I did it on purpose becasue I hate you or something . I would have forgotton whoever it was , not just you . good grief . &NAME wrote : &NUM Sometimes I do stay up until 2am . I 've done so at least &NUM times in the past week . &NUM Forgetting the appointment is the same as forgetting me , as I was the appointment . &NUM What is a 'diray " ? Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NUM you do n't stay up till &NUM &NUM I did n't forget YOU , you baby , I forgot the appt . grrr ! I will reply when I have my diray with me . love ya ! &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , I am really sorry if my text message upset you , although I was hurt that you had forgotten me . Did you really mean that I could ring you and see if you wanted to visit even if it was n't a Wednesday at &NAME ? That would be lovely . Anyway , I would definitely like to see you before term ends . I am free Thursday 29th from &NUM : 45pm until 2am Friday 30th from &NUM : 45pm until &NAME from 9pm until 2am Saturday 1st from when I get up until lunch time from after &NAME until 2am Sunday 2nd from &NUM : 30pm until 2am Tuesday 4th from ( at least & possibly earlier ) 5pm until 2am Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : For your diary ... what about tuesday at &NUM ? &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , I am really sorry if my text message upset you , although I was hurt that you had forgotten me . Did you really mean that I could ring you and see if you wanted to visit even if it was n't a Wednesday at &NAME ? That would be lovely . Anyway , I would definitely like to see you before term ends . I am free Thursday 29th from &NUM : 45pm until 2am Friday 30th from &NUM : 45pm until &NAME from 9pm until 2am Saturday 1st from when I get up until lunch time from after &NAME until 2am Sunday 2nd from &NUM : 30pm until 2am Tuesday 4th from ( at least & possibly earlier ) 5pm until 2am Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : For your diary ... Dear &NAME , Tuesday at &NUM suits me fine . See you then , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : what about tuesday at &NUM ? &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , I am really sorry if my text message upset you , although I was hurt that you had forgotten me . Did you really mean that I could ring you and see if you wanted to visit even if it was n't a Wednesday at &NAME ? That would be lovely . Anyway , I would definitely like to see you before term ends . I am free Thursday 29th from &NUM : 45pm until 2am Friday 30th from &NUM : 45pm until &NAME from 9pm until 2am Saturday 1st from when I get up until lunch time from after &NAME until 2am Sunday 2nd from &NUM : 30pm until 2am Tuesday 4th from ( at least & possibly earlier ) &NAME until 2am Love &NAME SUBJECT: Hi &NAME ! Dear &NAME , Hope you are enjoying the CU conference . I am now back in &NAME . I have n't done very much this morning other than get up late . This afternoon I 'm going to &NAME to do some shopping . I must do some work ! Have a good day . Love &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) &NAME babe . I have horrific amounts of work to do , it is horrid , although I am very mush enjoying writing about &NAME &NAME . which is what I am doing now . la de da . I have done nothing very interesting at all since the start of term , which is why I have no news . hmm hmm . I have read a bit and been ot bed early . and eaten stuff . I need some new trainers so I have had a look for those . I have seen &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME but noit &NAME , . perhaps he is avoiding me and who could blame him . the library is quite a restful place to work but my back hurts . I have a tutorial at either &NUM , &NUM or &NUM but I ca n't remember which which is annoying . I am scared scared scared by the work I have to do . nothing else to say , I am afraid due to boring life . &NAME xx SUBJECT: Re : Boredom quickly because I have a lecture- you are turning into a girl ! ! ! ! ! shopping indeed ! &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , So you 're busy with work then ? Glad to hear you 're still sleeping , eating etc. I do n't know about &NAME - he may be avoiding you . Is this bad ? My back hurts too . I hope you remember when your tutorial is . Do not be afraid of work . I have nothing much to say since I have absolutely nothing of interest to do . I have been doing some work and lazing around . Getting up late , eating , watching &NAME &NAME , checking my email Very boring . I want to go to &NAME and buy clothes . Hopefully soon . Have a good evening . &NAME SUBJECT: Boredom Dear &NAME , So you 're busy with work then ? Glad to hear you 're still sleeping , eating etc. I do n't know about &NAME - he may be avoiding you . Is this bad ? My back hurts too . I hope you remember when your tutorial is . Do not be afraid of work . I have nothing much to say since I have absolutely nothing of interest to do . I have been doing some work and lazing around . Getting up late , eating , watching &NAME &NAME , checking my email Very boring . I want to go to &NAME and buy clothes . Hopefully soon . Have a good evening . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Boredom No I 'm not . Shopping is simply a vehicle for me to get out somewhere . &NAME quickly because I have a lecture- you are turning into a girl ! ! ! ! ! shopping indeed ! &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , So you 're busy with work then ? Glad to hear you 're still sleeping , eating etc. I do n't know about &NAME - he may be avoiding you . Is this bad ? My back hurts too . I hope you remember when your tutorial is . Do not be afraid of work . I have nothing much to say since I have absolutely nothing of interest to do . I have been doing some work and lazing around . Getting up late , eating , watching &NAME &NAME , checking my email Very boring . I want to go to &NAME and buy clothes . Hopefully soon . Have a good evening . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME likes simultaneous equations thanks for a loevly weekend , we had a good time too . am now supposedly hard at work in the library . in relaity bored . O well . I hope you are not too stressed out by our visit . have a good week , say hello to &NAME for me . am in process of compiling list for you both ! love &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME and &NAME , What can I say ? I had an absolutely wonderful weekend . Thank you ever so much . You 're both really lovely . It was certainly a surprise and thank you for giving up your time . I appreciated it . I hope you both enjoyed yourselves in barbaric &NAME and were not too shocked by the natives . Hopefully I 'll be going to &NAME a week on Monday ( 22nd ) sorry , I said Tuesday , did n't I , but I made a mistake ( scandalous admission ) and would love to see you both then . Do write ( or whatever ) soon , Love &NAME &NAME &NAME , it would seem that you were very perceptive when it came to laying odds on Saturday evening . SUBJECT: are these ok ? umm . of course : green day . . . . . . ... good riddance and then : all seeing I . . . . ... and the beat goes on &NAME &NAME . . . . . . ... always a woman sixpence none the richer . . . ... kiss me st etienne . . . . . . ... &NAME third day . . . . . ... I 've always loved you u2 . . . . . . ... all that you ca n't leave behind &NAME &NAME . . . . . ... you 've got a friend &NAME &NAME . . . . . ... fever the laas . . . . . . ... there she goes ravel . . . . . . . ... bolero ( NOT a pop song ) you 're amazing ! we want you to stay that way . &CHAR &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME likes simultaneous equations Dear &NAME and &NAME , What can I say ? I had an absolutely wonderful weekend . Thank you ever so much . You 're both really lovely . It was certainly a surprise and thank you for giving up your time . I appreciated it . I hope you both enjoyed yourselves in barbaric &NAME and were not too shocked by the natives . Hopefully I 'll be going to &NAME a week on Monday ( 22nd ) sorry , I said Tuesday , did n't I , but I made a mistake ( scandalous admission ) and would love to see you both then . Do write ( or whatever ) soon , Love &NAME &NAME &NAME , it would seem that you were very perceptive when it came to laying odds on Saturday evening . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME likes simultaneous equations " Hello you &NUM " , " Well , today I have eaten a bowl of cereal and a piece of toast , so I have not JUST had " how is &NAME ? " . You should eat more , &NAME . " - I am lost . " &NAME , PLEASE STOP punctuating your emails with those stupid &NAME signs , it drives me mad . I feel foreign and unable to read your emails properly . " - &NAME &NAME , you see I write my emails in Word and when I copy them to &NAME strange things must happen . I shall try and make this one look normal . " &NAME , you are not thrifty , but what is the point of thrift ( cf. that bit in the &NAME / Godspell about not storing your treasures on earth ) . We should spend spend spend , thus I am going clothes shopping soon . " - Cf. That bit in the &NAME about being a good steward . But spending money is definitely fun . I thought you 'd just been clothes shopping - on the internet ? " Today I have sent off my thing to national savings which will enable me to redeem the money my parents have saved for me , I have done washing , I have changed my bed , had coffee with &NAME who amended my &NAME so that it now blatantly lies about how good I am at things . " - &NAME , do you have a national savings account ? I do too - but I suppose that 's not surprising . You did your washing - I miss doing my washing &NAME 's are never supposed to be an accurate reflection - of course they 're meant to exaggerate . " I have done no work . I do n't care . " - Is n't it strange that one never gets lots of work done on the same day as one 's friends . I found that last year in the flat with &NAME - he often told me he 'd done &NUM hours work , and I 'd done the crossword . Anyway , I got lots of work done yesterday - but not to be too annoying , it did n't really get me anywhere and I 'm still stuck even though I did n't stop " till &NAME . Oh dear ! " He [ &NAME &NAME ] said his new shoes were " nice and waterproof " and I said he sounded like &NAME . He said that he was aware that this was not a compliment . I did not mean it as an insult . He also said that I was very sarcastic . Am I too sarcastic ? " - No , no , no , of course not . You have a very nice level of sarcasm . It 's part of your personality . A non-sarcastic &NAME would be a very peculiar creature indeed . And I like sarcasm . " &NAME , my friend &NAME in &NAME &NAME wants to know how you are . " - Oh , that 's nice . Please tell her I 'm much better thank you and I hope she is well too and anything else you can think of . ( That 's the one I met when I was at your house is n't it ? ) " Love you both , in varying relationships . &NAME xx " - Just what on earth is that supposed to mean ? ? ? That can be taken in many different ways . Love you both , in the same relationship . &NAME ( I know that sounds bad , but you know what I mean . Anyway , it 's no worse than &NAME 's. ) SUBJECT: Music Dear &NAME , I have managed to find the following songs All seeing &NUM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And the beat goes on &NAME &NAME . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . &NAME &NAME Sixpence none the richer . . . . Kiss me &NAME &NAME . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . &NAME Third Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I 've always loved you The &NAME . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . There she goes Ravel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . &NAME ( NOT a pop song ) Unfortunately the following &NUM have copyright restrictions so I am unable to access them &NAME &NAME . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Always a woman U2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . All that you ca n't leave behind &NAME &NAME . . . . . . . . . . . . . You 've got a friend &NAME &NAME . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . &NAME Since the songs I have successfully downloaded only last about &NUM minutes perhaps there are some others you would like to include too ? Let me know . Hope you 're having a good day . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Music Hi &NAME , for 'Dusty &NAME &NAME Of A Preacher &NAME " I have found &NUM versions &NAME Fiction version Soundtrack &NUM minutes long Original version &NAME &NAME &NUM minutes long &NAME &NAME version Blues &NUM minutes long Which would you like ? Also , for " &NAME - All That You Ca n't Leave Behind " , that appears to be the name of the album . Which song in it did you want ? Hope you are having a good day . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Visit to &NAME Dear &NAME and &NAME , I am sorry to have to tell you that unfortunately I wo n't be coming to &NAME next week for the day . My department have suggested that they just send the results of my experiment and that I need n't bother coming down . I also feel I could do with some more rest . Hopefully I 'll be back soon though . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Music the middle one sounds good . I thought the aforesaid song was a songon the album too . but do n't stress too much about it . sorry , nothing to say due to dull life . &NAME x ps sorry you ca n't come down . &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , for 'Dusty &NAME &NAME Of A Preacher &NAME " I have found &NUM versions &NAME Fiction version Soundtrack &NUM minutes long Original version &NAME &NAME &NUM minutes long &NAME &NAME version Blues &NUM minutes long Which would you like ? Also , for " &NAME - All That You Ca n't Leave Behind " , that appears to be the name of the album . Which song in it did you want ? Hope you are having a good day . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME likes simultaneous equations well , today I have eaten a bowl of cereal and a piece of toast , so I have not JUST had " how is &NAME ? " . you should eat more , &NAME . &NAME , PLEASE STOP punctuating your emails with those stupid euro signs , it drives me mad . I feel foreign and unable to read your emails properly . &NAME , you are not thrify , but what is the point of thrift ( cf that bit in the bible / godspell about not storing youre treasures on earth ) . we should spend spend spend , thus I am going clothes shopping soon . today I have sent off my thing to national savings which will enable me to redeem the money my parents ahev saved for me , I have done washing , I have changed my bed , had coffee with &NAME who amended my cv so that it now blatantly lies about how good I am at things and am about to go see &NAME and have dinner with &NAME . I have done no work . I do n't care . I saw &NAME masson . he might be going back to &NAME if he ca n't find a job . this would be a shame . he said his new shoes were " nice and waterproof " and I said he soundede like &NAME . he said that he was aware that this was not a compliment . I did not mean it as an insult . he also said that I was very sarcastic . am I too sarcastic ? &NAME , my friend &NAME in st &NAME wants to know how you are . love you both , in varying relationships . &NAME xx &NAME wrote : hello you &NUM ! &NAME for your message &NAME and you are very welcome . We enjoyed seeing you ( well I did ... ca n't speak for &NAME ) and all I have had today is " how is &NAME ? " I went to church last night and we had a sermon on &NAME &NAME ... hardly mentioned the &NAME at all but it was very very cool and much better than an English lecture ! Today I have been very naughty and I bought some red boots but they had £ one off so really I have made a saving of £ &NUM . I am so thrifty ! ! ! I have also managed to do no work today ... people keep popping into my room for chats . ... very nice but not very productive . ... I am writing an essay on te future of the welfare state . very very interesting . love you both ! ( yes that includes you &NAME ! ) &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME and &NAME , What can I say ? I had an absolutely wonderful weekend . Thank you ever so much . You 're both really lovely . It was certainly a surprise and thank you for giving up your time . I appreciated it . I hope you both enjoyed yourselves in barbaric &NAME and were not too shocked by the natives . Hopefully I 'll be going to &NAME a week on Monday ( 22nd ) sorry , I said Tuesday , did n't I , but I made a mistake ( scandalous admission ) and would love to see you both then . Do write ( or whatever ) soon , Love &NAME &NAME &NAME , it would seem that you were very perceptive when it came to laying odds on Saturday evening . SUBJECT: Re : Music okey dokey bro ... how about : falling . . . . . . . . . . . ... &NAME keys dusty &NAME . . . . . . . ... son of a preacher man fat boy slim . . . . . . . . ... praise you manic street preachers . . . . . . ... you stole the sun from my heart rem . . . . . . ... nightswimming u2 . . . . . . . . ... with or without you merci , mon amie . emailyou tomorrow if I remember ! love &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , I have managed to find the following songs All seeing &NUM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And the beat goes on &NAME &NAME . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . &NAME &NAME Sixpence none the richer . . . . Kiss me &NAME &NAME . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . &NAME Third Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I 've always loved you The &NAME . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . There she goes Ravel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . &NAME ( NOT a pop song ) Unfortunately the following &NUM have copyright restrictions so I am unable to access them &NAME &NAME . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Always a woman U2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . All that you ca n't leave behind &NAME &NAME . . . . . . . . . . . . . You 've got a friend &NAME &NAME . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . &NAME Since the songs I have successfully downloaded only last about &NUM minutes perhaps there are some others you would like to include too ? Let me know . Hope you 're having a good day . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Music yes , but I 'm going now . love &NAME xx have a good day &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME ! Are you still online ? &NAME the middle one sounds good . I thought the aforesaid song was a songon the album too . but do n't stress too much about it . sorry , nothing to say due to dull life . &NAME x ps sorry you ca n't come down . &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , for 'Dusty &NAME ? ? &NAME Of A Preacher &NAME " I have found &NUM versions ? &NAME Fiction version Soundtrack &NUM minutes long Original version &NAME &NAME &NUM minutes long &NAME &NAME version Blues &NUM minutes long Which would you like ? Also , for " &NAME - All That You Ca n't Leave Behind " , that appears to be the name of the album . Which song in it did you want ? Hope you are having a good day . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Music Hi &NAME ! Are you still online ? &NAME the middle one sounds good . I thought the aforesaid song was a songon the album too . but do n't stress too much about it . sorry , nothing to say due to dull life . &NAME x ps sorry you ca n't come down . &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , for 'Dusty &NAME ? ? &NAME Of A Preacher &NAME " I have found &NUM versions ? &NAME Fiction version Soundtrack &NUM minutes long Original version &NAME &NAME &NUM minutes long &NAME &NAME version Blues &NUM minutes long Which would you like ? Also , for " &NAME - All That You Ca n't Leave Behind " , that appears to be the name of the album . Which song in it did you want ? Hope you are having a good day . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Music Dear &NAME , Sorry to bother you , but do you want your songs in any particular order on your &NAME ? Also , do you want anything in particular on the cover ? Have a good day . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Music Dear &NAME , " &NAME you had a good weekend in &NAME . When are you coming back ? " - Thank you , I did . Well , hopefully I 'll be back on Saturday but it depends on the omnipotent doctor . I will let you know . " &NAME and I have booked our party . It 's going to be on the 22nd of Feb. This is exciting . " - I 'm sure it is exciting . Did you say it was in &NAME &NAME &NAME ? What kind of party is it going to be ? " How is &NAME ? Are you feeling any better ? " - &NAME is well and asleep as usual . I am feeling better than I was last week when I was n't feeling very well . I think I was just a little annoyed that I was n't getting better as well as I wanted to . &NAME ... " Come back soon to my arms my love . " - Oh , that is what I am longing for . I cannot sleep at nights for thinking of you my love ... Love &NAME no thank you ! could I maybe have an extra one ? if it 's too much hassle , do n't worry about it , but shaggy . . . ... it was n't me . you might not want to let your mother hear the lyrics . hope you had a good weekend in &NAME . when are you coming back ? I had an ok weekend . I got some new trainers . they 're ok , but not fantatic . but they 're ok . thanks for your texts . went to church yesterday . the evening was good , but &NAME preached in the mornign and it was very very random . normailly I like &NAME 's sermons , but this one . ... hmm . let 's just say it had potential . &NAME and I have booked our party . it 's going to be on the 22nd of feb. this is exciting . put whatever on the cover of the cd . but surprise me ! how is &NAME ? are you feeling any better ? come back soon to my arms my love . bye ! &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : Music no thank you ! could I maybe have an extra one ? if it 's too much hassle , do n't worry about it , but shaggy . . . ... it was n't me . you might not want to let your mother hear the lyrics . hope you had a good weekend in &NAME . when are you coming back ? I had an ok weekend . I got some new trainers . they 're ok , but not fantatic . but they 're ok . thanks for your texts . went to church yesterday . the evening was good , but &NAME preached in the mornign and it was very very random . normailly I like &NAME 's sermons , but this one . ... hmm . let 's just say it had potential . &NAME and I have booked our party . it 's going to be on the 22nd of feb. this is exciting . put whatever on the cover of the cd . but surprise me ! how is &NAME ? are you feeling any better ? come back soon to my arms my love . bye ! &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Sorry to bother you , but do you want your songs in any particular order on your &NAME ? Also , do you want anything in particular on the cover ? Have a good day . Love &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) Dear &NAME , &NAME , well , I 'll start by apologising for the message I sent you- it was fairly nasty and I 'm sorry for the way in which I said things . But I wo n't apologise for the content , because it was true . Firstly , &NAME asked me some days ago whether I would be able to come to a meal on the Wednesday . I told her about college group and said that I could n't, so you all knew that I would n't be able to , and to be included in any kind of invitation list was just patronising . Secondly , had I been arranging the meal , I would have made some kind of effort to re-arrange had one of you not been able to make it- to not even try is basically just saying that you 're not bothered whether I 'm there or not , which is not nice . Thirdly , to say that you 'do n't understand " what &NAME and I were trying to say reads like this : " &NAME ca n't come to the meal , but I do n't want to take responsibility for her being hurt , so I 'll pretend I do n't know what 's going on " . I ca n't help wondering whether , had it been say , &NAME or &NAME who could n't have gone , whether you and &NAME would have made more of an effort to reschedule . I 'm sorry if this seems harsh , but I 'm just trying to be honest . I know you were upset by the email I sent you , but &NAME , if you do n't tell me , I ca n't even begin to respond . I mean , the ball was firmly in your court , to be honest- and what is friendship without honesty ? If you have a problem with something I do or say , you have to tell me . I know you 're shy , but ( and I 'm sorry to be blunt ) you 're going to have to make the effort . The only reason I can see for you not making any effort to talk to me about this is if you 're not bothered whether you 're friends with me or not . If this is the case , there 's nothing I can do to change your mind and I wo n't bother you ever again . But that would sadden me , because I do enjoy your company and I like spending time with you . But- and this is a big but- I WO N'T have a one-sided friendship where I have to make every effort to see you , to apologise , to forgive first . If you wo n't make any effort with this , &NAME , there 's nothing I can do ; but I 'm not going to sit by and let your stubborness spoil your friendships . Either we are honest with each other , and we tell each other when the other has done something " wrong " , and I try and get over my pride and you your shyness , or we are n't friends ; because I hate unreal friendships . I WANT you to be honest with me , and I will be with you . If you do n't reply to this email , I 'll know that you do n't want to be friends with me . If you do , let me know when you 're free , and we can meet up and talk about this , or just reply by email ... but only if honesty is on the agenda . I think you 'll probably be really annoyed when you read this , but take a few minutes to think over what I 've said- and I 've only said it because ( &CHAR ) I want to be honest with you and ( &CHAR ) I care about you and want you to be happy and fulfilled in your friendships . Just tell me what you think- say anything ! I do want to see you ... and I guess I 'll know by tomorrow whether you feel the same . With love , &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Dear &NAME , " &NAME , well , I 'll start by apologising for the message I sent you - it was fairly nasty and I 'm sorry for the way in which I said things . But I wo n't apologise for the content , because it was true . " - Thank you . I found it very hurtful and have n't been thinking of much else since . Your email basically accused &NAME and &NUM of not caring about you or your feelings , suggested you did n't want to have anything more to do with us , and was dripping with sarcasm . &NAME . The point in having the meal was because the &NAME 's President 's &NAME was on Wednesday . The invitation was open to anyone on the list , and you were n't the only one who could n't make it . Had only &NUM or &NUM of us been able to go the meal would still have gone ahead . " &NAME , &NAME asked me some days ago whether I would be able to come to a meal on the Wednesday . I told her about college group and said that I could n't, so you all knew that I would n't be able to , and to be included in any kind of invitation list was just patronising . " - It was not patronising . &NAME had cell group at &NUM : &NUM but she still came . When did your college group start ? Since you would n't discuss trying to work around the issue we simply made the meal as early as we could ( to the discomfort of some others I might add ) in the hope that you would be able to attend . 'Secondly , had I been arranging the meal , I would have made some kind of effort to re-arrange had one of you not been able to make it - to not even try is basically just saying that you 're not bothered whether I 'm there or not , which is not nice . " - As I have already mentioned , if people could n't make it then that 's a shame but the meal was on Wednesday for a particular reason . As I have also mentioned , we did make " some kind of effort " to rearrange the meal as best we could within the framework of the reason for the meal . " Thirdly , to say that you " do n't understand " what &NAME and I were trying to say reads like this : " &NAME ca n't come to the meal , but I do n't want to take responsibility for her being hurt , so I 'll pretend I do n't know what 's going on '' - Perhaps you overestimate my intelligence . I received rather cryptic replies from both you and &NAME . Neither of you stated your intentions clearly . For example , your reply to the first email was " enjoy " - very informative . " I ca n't help wondering whether , had it been say , &NAME or &NAME who could n't have gone , whether you and &NAME would have made more of an effort to reschedule . " - And I ca n't help saying that it would have made no difference to our " efforts to reschedule " whatsoever . You will only be able to come close to understanding our point of view when you realise that the meal was not primarily arranged for a social reason , but for a practical one . " I 'm sorry if this seems harsh , but I 'm just trying to be honest . I know you were upset by the email I sent you , but &NAME , if you do n't tell me , I ca n't even begin to respond . " - How do you know ? " I mean , the ball was firmly in your court , to be honest - and what is friendship without honesty ? If you have a problem with something I do or say , you have to tell me . " - It has nothing to do with honesty . The reason I did not respond to your email was because I generally prefer not to lose my temper if I can help it . I would have regretted it . I am regretting writing this now - but what choice do I have since you basically said reply or we wo n't be friends . " I WO N'T have a one-sided friendship where I have to make every effort to see you , to apologise , to forgive first . If you wo n't make any effort with this , &NAME , there 's nothing I can do ; but I 'm not going to sit by and let your stubbornness spoil your friendships . " - &NAME . Whenever I suggest we meet up to see each other I get the usual " I 'm so busy with work and seeing people and doing this and that . My life is just so busy , I 'll have to see if there 's a space in my diary " Do you know what that says to me ? It says " I really do n't have time to see you . It 's a matter of priorities . " As I have explained , it is n't stubbornness on my part , it 's a different approach to possible conflicts . " Either we are honest with each other , and we tell each other when the other has done something " wrong " , and I try and get over my pride and you your shyness , or we are n't friends ; because I hate unreal friendships . I WANT you to be honest with me , and I will be with you . " - It would seem you already have acknowledged that you knew I was hurt by your email , so I 'm sure you were aware I thought you had done something " wrong " . As I have explained before , it 's nothing to do with shyness . I 'm shy around people I do n't know - not with my friends . " If you do n't reply to this email , I 'll know that you do n't want to be friends with me . If you do , let me know when you 're free , and we can meet up and talk about this , or just reply by email ... but only if honesty is on the agenda . " - &NAME , the blackmail part Sorry . I want to talk to you about this . I 'm free all the time . Just come to my room and if I 'm not there text me and I 'll be there as soon as I can . " I think you 'll probably be really annoyed when you read this . " - No , I was very pleased . It made a change from the last email you sent me which must be good . I really like you and want to be friends . That 's why I was so upset by your email . Love &NAME &NAME Please do n't be too upset at all the horrible things I 've said to you in this email . You may call it honesty , but I feel awful about sending it to you . SUBJECT: OK . . . . . . . . . ... &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , " &NAME , well , I 'll start by apologising for the message I sent you - it was fairly nasty and I 'm sorry for the way in which I said things . But I wo n't apologise for the content , because it was true . " - Thank you . I found it very hurtful and have n't been thinking of much else since . Your email basically accused &NAME and &NUM of not caring about you or your feelings , suggested you did n't want to have anything more to do with us , and was dripping with sarcasm . * * &NAME , for a start , let 's leave &NAME out of this , as it 's between me and you , babe . Secondly , I 'm impressed and honoured that you replied . I 'm glad you still want to be friends . I was worried that you would n't. That is not sarcasm . But &NAME , look at it from my perspective- I did n't know about the President 's Formal ; it just looked to me as if you could n't be bothered to re-arrange . These things have to be explained to me . I 'm sorry about the sarcasm , but your email hurt me too . &NAME . The point in having the meal was because the &NAME 's President 's &NAME was on Wednesday . The invitation was open to anyone on the list , and you were n't the only one who could n't make it . Had only &NUM or &NUM of us been able to go the meal would still have gone ahead . " &NAME , &NAME asked me some days ago whether I would be able to come to a meal on the Wednesday . I told her about college group and said that I could n't, so you all knew that I would n't be able to , and to be included in any kind of invitation list was just patronising . " - It was not patronising . &NAME had cell group at &NUM : &NUM but she still came . When did your college group start ? Since you would n't discuss trying to work around the issue we simply made the meal as early as we could ( to the discomfort of some others I might add ) in the hope that you would be able to attend . * * We had to be there to set up at &NUM . What am I supposed to do , turn back time ? ( &NAME , sarcasm , ca n't help it , genetic heritage ) . And I 'm not going to apologise for discomforting others when arrangments are made on my behalf that I know nothing about . And the point is that I was asked if I wanted to go and then excluded . Why solicit my opinion and then ignore it ? What 's the point ? Plus , I did NOT have the opportunity to discuss anything ; that is n't true . I was sent an email saying that that was when we were going , not " When do you think we should go ? " . 'Secondly , had I been arranging the meal , I would have made some kind of effort to re-arrange had one of you not been able to make it - to not even try is basically just saying that you 're not bothered whether I 'm there or not , which is not nice . " - As I have already mentioned , if people could n't make it then that 's a shame but the meal was on Wednesday for a particular reason . As I have also mentioned , we did make 'some kind of effort " to rearrange the meal as best we could within the framework of the reason for the meal . * * If you do n't tell me things , I do n't know ! See above for lack of knowledge of &NAME 's Ents. I am not &NAME 's. I do not have all the information . " Thirdly , to say that you 'do n't understand " what &NAME and I were trying to say reads like this : " &NAME ca n't come to the meal , but I do n't want to take responsibility for her being hurt , so I 'll pretend I do n't know what 's going on '' - Perhaps you overestimate my intelligence . I received rather cryptic replies from both you and &NAME . Neither of you stated your intentions clearly . For example , your reply to the first email was " enjoy " - very informative . * * I had already told &NAME and &NAME that I could n't come . I assume that you all talk to each other . " I ca n't help wondering whether , had it been say , &NAME or &NAME who could n't have gone , whether you and &NAME would have made more of an effort to reschedule . " - And I ca n't help saying that it would have made no difference to our " efforts to reschedule " whatsoever . You will only be able to come close to understanding our point of view when you realise that the meal was not primarily arranged for a social reason , but for a practical one . * * And you will only come close to understanding MY point of view when you realise that IF YOU DO N'T TELL ME , I DO N'T KNOW . I AM NOT PSYCHIC . Also , your first line of this sounds suspiciously sarcastic . " I 'm sorry if this seems harsh , but I 'm just trying to be honest . I know you were upset by the email I sent you , but &NAME , if you do n't tell me , I ca n't even begin to respond . " - How do you know ? * * It became apparent to me . Plus , in some ways , I am psychic and I already knew . " I mean , the ball was firmly in your court , to be honest - and what is friendship without honesty ? If you have a problem with something I do or say , you have to tell me . " - It has nothing to do with honesty . The reason I did not respond to your email was because I generally prefer not to lose my temper if I can help it . I would have regretted it . I am regretting writing this now - but what choice do I have since you basically said reply or we wo n't be friends . * * It does have to do with honesty , &NAME , because in the past if you have been upset about something , you have n't said anything . And you do need to tell me , even if it 's a horribly sarcastic email . I do n't care if you lose your temper . Yell at me . That 's what I 'm here for . Sort of ... " I WO N'T have a one-sided friendship where I have to make every effort to see you , to apologise , to forgive first . If you wo n't make any effort with this , &NAME , there 's nothing I can do ; but I 'm not going to sit by and let your stubbornness spoil your friendships . " - &NAME . Whenever I suggest we meet up to see each other &NUM get the usual " I 'm so busy with work and seeing people and doing this and that . My life is just so busy , I 'll have to see if there 's a space in my diary " Do you know what that says to me ? It says " I really do n't have time to see you . It 's a matter of priorities . " As I have explained , it is n't stubbornness on my part , it 's a different approach to possible conflicts . * * This term , I have &NUM modules of coursework to hand in. That 's &NUM lots of writing and research . I have my dissertation to hand in. That 's another . Plus &NUM formative essays . That 's &NUM , &NUM words in total by &NAME . I have a play to produce ( how cool ? ! another one ! ) . I have and will make every effort to see you , but do remember that I only see &NAME &NUM or &NUM times a week outside of lectures , and she 's my best friend ... and everyone else even less . And remember as well that virtually &NUM has come to visit me this term- heaven forbid that they should have to walk for &NUM minutes , or make some kind of effort . I do try , &NAME , but making an effort to see you ALL when it 's kind of unreciprocated sometimes takes it 's toll ... and you 're not usually the one who I do n't see because of that . If you like , we can meet up regularly once a week , or twice , or whatever , I do n't mind . I do n't just drop in on people because they 're usually out ... and I ca n't speak for the others as to when they see you . &NAME If I do n't have my diary with me , I ca n't say yes or not because I do n't know my timetable , and obviously I ca n't miss course stuff . " Either we are honest with each other , and we tell each other when the other has done something " wrong " , and I try and get over my pride and you your shyness , or we are n't friends ; because I hate unreal friendships . I WANT you to be honest with me , and I will be with you . " - It would seem you already have acknowledged that you knew I was hurt by your email , so I 'm sure you were aware I thought you had done something " wrong " . As I have explained before , it 's nothing to do with shyness . I 'm shy around people I do n't know - not with my friends . * * &NAME , &NUM kind of disagree , especially if we 're in a big group . Sometimes you barely say anything at all . " If you do n't reply to this email , I 'll know that you do n't want to be friends with me . If you do , let me know when you 're free , and we can meet up and talk about this , or just reply by email ... but only if honesty is on the agenda . " - &NAME , the blackmail part Sorry . I want to talk to you about this . I 'm free all the time . Just come to my room and if I 'm not there text me and I 'll be there as soon as I can . * * It was n't meant to be blackmail , &NAME ... I did n't think of it like that . I just wanted you to tell me how you felt , and on past experience , I thought you probably would n't, that 's all . And yes , I will come and see you in your room . " I think you 'll probably be really annoyed when you read this . " - No , I was very pleased . It made a change from the last email you sent me which must be good . * * &NAME I really like you and want to be friends . That 's why I was so upset by your email . * * Yes , ok , I 'm sorry I upset you , but do try and stand in my shoes and see this from my P.O.V. for a &NAME . You hurt me too , and I have told you why and apologised . Love &NAME &NAME Please do n't be too upset at all the horrible things I 've said to you in this email . You may call it honesty , but I feel awful about sending it to you . * * I 'm not upset , I 'm glad that you replied and that you were honest with me . I would rather you were sarcastic and nasty and angry than you said nothing at all ( thought that 's when you say it best ... just kidding ! ) . Do n't feel too bad , although if it would make you feel better , I could say some horrid stuff back ? ! Kidding ... I think what I really want to end by saying is that you 're a sweetie , and I hope you can forgive my hot temper . I have been regretting that email . But at the same time , it 's part of me and I ca n't change that . So do n't take what I say to heart ( do n't take me seriously , for heaven 's sake ! ) , and always remember your pinch of salt ... SUBJECT: ( no subject ) &NAME , have you not checked your emails today yet , or are you totally and utterly offended with me and so are not talking to me , or are you expecting me to come and see you ? Please bear in mind that , thought I do want to see you , I must finish my essay this weekend and that that will involve spending most of my time in the library . &NAME and I are having breakfast on Saturday after she has stayed over , and then I am going to church twice on Sunday , but that 's it . If you can come up to the library , we could have a coffee break &NUM day , but I ca n't lose much time . It 's NOT that I do n't want to see you , but I 'm not seeing anyone else and my work has to come first . I hope you can understand that . Maybe see you this weekend , hope so ! &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Dear &NAME , " Umm , have you not checked your emails today yet , or are you totally and utterly offended with me and so are not talking to me , or are you expecting me to come and see you ? " - Yes , I 've checked my email . No , I thought I had already made it clear that I 'm not offended with you . Yes , I was kind of expecting you to come and see me since you said yesterday " yes , I will come and see you in your room " . It would have been greatly appreciated if you had let me know you were not able to come in the near future . Anyway , since that is indeed the case I will reply to your email ... * No , let 's not leave &NAME out of this . It is as much to do with her as it is with you or I and she has been feeling very hurt as a result of the situation . In any case , she is not well . At the risk of telling you what to do ; if you have not already done so I suggest you contact her and discuss it . * I 'm sorry , but I thought you knew the reason for the meal was because of the President 's Formal . I assumed you and &NAME communicated . Also , not being in &NAME 's is no excuse for ignorance . I only found out from my friends , not through any official channels , and as you know all my friends you had the same probability of finding out as I did . You ca n't argue with logic . * No one told me you could n't come to the meal . " It does have to do with honesty , &NAME , because in the past if you have been upset about something , you have n't said anything . And you do need to tell me , even if it 's a horribly sarcastic email . I do n't care if you lose your temper . Yell at me . That 's what I 'm here for . Sort of ... " - Oh , wo n't coffee tomorrow be fun . " And remember as well that virtually &NUM has come to visit me this term - heaven forbid that they should have to walk for &NUM minutes , or make some kind of effort . " - Oh , sorry , but I 've kind of been occupied elsewhere . I would be happy to visit you at your house but obviously I 'm not going to walk all the way there only to find you 're not in. It will have to be arranged . See you tomorrow at &NUM : &NUM pm on level &NUM of the library . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , " Umm , have you not checked your emails today yet , or are you totally and utterly offended with me and so are not talking to me , or are you expecting me to come and see you ? " - Yes , I 've checked my email . No , I thought I had already made it clear that I 'm not offended with you . Yes , I was kind of expecting you to come and see me since you said yesterday " yes , I will come and see you in your room " . It would have been greatly appreciated if you had let me know you were not able to come in the near future . * * &NAME . Although I did n't specify when , it was more a long-term thing . This is what I mean , if you 'd told me about the President 's Formal , I would not have made the same kind of assumptions you did when I wrote the above . Ca n't you even try and see how it all looked to me , &NAME ... ? It did actually really hurt . Anyway , since that is indeed the case I will reply to your email ... * No , let 's not leave &NAME out of this . It is as much to do with her as it is with you or I and she has been feeling very hurt as a result of the situation . In any case , she is not well . At the risk of telling you what to do ; if you have not already done so I suggest you contact her and discuss it . * * Do n't risk it . Seriously . * I 'm sorry , but I thought you knew the reason for the meal was because of the President 's Formal . I assumed you and &NAME communicated . Also , not being in &NAME 's is no excuse for ignorance . I only found out from my friends , not through any official channels , and as you know all my friends you had the same probability of finding out as I did . You ca n't argue with logic . * * This is actually a little offensive , &NAME . I ca n't and wo n't be blamed for not finding out when things are on when they seemingly have absolutely nothing to do with me . As there are posters in &NAME 's about the formal ( which I saw last night ) , lists on which to sign up and this is an annual occurence , you had far more chance to find out about it than I did . I 'm not arguing with logic , but you seem to think that I should know everything that 's going on and I blatantly do n't and wo n't. * No one told me you could n't come to the meal . * * &NAME " It does have to do with honesty , &NAME , because in the past if you have been upset about something , you have n't said anything . And you do need to tell me , even if it 's a horribly sarcastic email . I do n't care if you lose your temper . Yell at me . That 's what I 'm here for . Sort of ... " - Oh , wo n't coffee tomorrow be fun . " And remember as well that virtually &NUM has come to visit me this term - heaven forbid that they should have to walk for &NUM minutes , or make some kind of effort . " - Oh , sorry , but I 've kind of been occupied elsewhere . I would be happy to visit you at your house but obviously I 'm not going to walk all the way there only to find you 're not in. It will have to be arranged . * * &NUM do n't really think I was referring to you , was I ? I did use " THEY " and not " YOU' ( plural ) , so I think you can safely count yourself out of that one if you read it through carefully . And that 's fine , but equally , you then ca n't expect me to call on you on the offchance that you are in , as it is exactly the same distance for me . See you tomorrow at &NUM : 00pm on level &NUM of the library . * * &NAME . &NAME x SUBJECT: ( no subject ) &NAME babe . I 'm bored . how goes the day ? I am sitting in the library . it is cold and boring . I hate having to work . today I had a seminar , though it is reading week so I have no lectures . &NAME &NAME &NAME . I am going to read &NAME &NAME . my contact lenses are beginning to blur . I had a bad dream &NAME the matrix last night . I dreamt that my mouth was all covered over like that guy 's, and then skin was all stretching . ugh . I knew it was a bad idea to watch it . gott go , la essay calls . love &NAME xx SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Dear &NAME , When did you watch the Matrix ? I watched it yesterday afternoon . You were n't there , were you ? It was quite disgusting . Hope you are getting on well with your essay . It was nice to see you a few minutes ago . I have been in the lab all day today . I am doing an experiment in which one has to vibrate a tube for &NUM hours - most tedious , and it makes the usual dinner-time question of 'so , what did you do today ? " rather difficult to answer . As you say , the things chemists get up to . Looking forward to seeing you on Friday . &NAME &NAME &NAME . I really must read some of the other books some time . What did you think of the service last night ? You know , I was discussing this with &NAME afterwards , and we came to the conclusion that he really is oblivious to his look-a-like status . Have a good time at home . Love &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME babe . I 'm bored . how goes the day ? I am sitting in the library . it is cold and boring . I hate having to work . today I had a seminar , though it is reading week so I have no lectures . &NAME &NAME &NAME . I am going to read &NAME &NAME . my contact lenses are beginning to blur . I had a bad dream &NAME the matrix last night . I dreamt that my mouth was all covered over like that guy 's, and then skin was all stretching . ugh . I knew it was a bad idea to watch it . gott go , la essay calls . love &NAME xx SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) &NAME . No , I was not there . I am tempted to say something sarcastic at this point , but I cannot choose from my many options . I saw it in &NAME 's as part of mission . I imagine your description of your day in the lab amused many . What are we doing on Friday ? Just kidding . Of course I 'll be there . Looking forward to it ! If you are talking about &NAME , he said ( and I quote ) " Hey- I have always found the resemblance rather flattering " , so I doubt he is unaware . But he did n't say " Okily-dokily folks ! " , which would have made my year , if not my lifetime . I am distracting myself and must go . &NAME xxx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , When did you watch the Matrix ? I watched it yesterday afternoon . You were n't there , were you ? It was quite disgusting . Hope you are getting on well with your essay . It was nice to see you a few minutes ago . I have been in the lab all day today . I am doing an experiment in which one has to vibrate a tube for &NUM hours - most tedious , and it makes the usual dinner-time question of 'so , what did you do today ? " rather difficult to answer . As you say , the things chemists get up to . Looking forward to seeing you on Friday . &NAME &NAME &NAME . I really must read some of the other books some time . What did you think of the service last night ? You know , I was discussing this with &NAME afterwards , and we came to the conclusion that he really is oblivious to his look-a-like status . Have a good time at home . Love &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME babe . I 'm bored . how goes the day ? I am sitting in the library . it is cold and boring . I hate having to work . today I had a seminar , though it is reading week so I have no lectures . &NAME &NAME &NAME . I am going to read &NAME &NAME . my contact lenses are beginning to blur . I had a bad dream &NAME the matrix last night . I dreamt that my mouth was all covered over like that guy 's, and then skin was all stretching . ugh . I knew it was a bad idea to watch it . gott go , la essay calls . love &NAME xx SUBJECT: Re : Hello Boys ! Very funny " &NAME &NAME " wrote : A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost . He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below . He descended a bit more and shouted , " Excuse me , can you help me ? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago , but I do n't know where I am . " The woman below replied , " You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately &NUM feet above the ground . You are between &NUM and &NUM degrees north latitude and between &NUM and &NUM degrees west longitude . " ' You must be an engineer , " said the balloonist . " I am , " replied the woman . " How did you know ? " ' Well , " answered the balloonist , " everything you told me is technically correct , but I have no idea what to make of your information , and the fact is I am still lost . Frankly , you 've not been much help so far . " The woman below responded , " You must be in management . " ' I am , " replied the balloonist , " but how did you know ? " ' Well , " said the woman , " you do n't know where you are or where you are going . You have risen to where you are , due to a large quantity of hot air . You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep , and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems . The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met , but now , somehow , it 's my fault . " Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . Click Here SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Dear &NAME , Oh , but you must admit it was rather a coincidence . Did he really say that ? &NAME me , &NAME will be surprised . Hope you 're essays are going well . I 'm very hungry and am going to &NAME since I 've missed college luch by now after a horrible morning in the labs . Also , while I 'm complaining , my neck is very sore . Have a nice day . Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME . No , I was not there . I am tempted to say something sarcastic at this point , but I cannot choose from my many options . I saw it in &NAME 's as part of mission . I imagine your description of your day in the lab amused many . What are we doing on Friday ? Just kidding . Of course I 'll be there . Looking forward to it ! If you are talking about &NAME , he said ( and I quote ) " Hey- I have always found the resemblance rather flattering " , so I doubt he is unaware . But he did n't say " Okily-dokily folks ! " , which would have made my year , if not my lifetime . I am distracting myself and must go . &NAME xxx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , When did you watch the Matrix ? I watched it yesterday afternoon . You were n't there , were you ? It was quite disgusting . Hope you are getting on well with your essay . It was nice to see you a few minutes ago . I have been in the lab all day today . I am doing an experiment in which one has to vibrate a tube for &NUM hours - most tedious , and it makes the usual dinner-time question of 'so , what did you do today ? " rather difficult to answer . As you say , the things chemists get up to . Looking forward to seeing you on Friday . &NAME &NAME &NAME . I really must read some of the other books some time . What did you think of the service last night ? You know , I was discussing this with &NAME afterwards , and we came to the conclusion that he really is oblivious to his look-a-like status . Have a good time at home . Love &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME babe . I 'm bored . how goes the day ? I am sitting in the library . it is cold and boring . I hate having to work . today I had a seminar , though it is reading week so I have no lectures . &NAME &NAME &NAME . I am going to read &NAME &NAME . my contact lenses are beginning to blur . I had a bad dream &NAME the matrix last night . I dreamt that my mouth was all covered over like that guy 's, and then skin was all stretching . ugh . I knew it was a bad idea to watch it . gott go , la essay calls . love &NAME xx SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) &NAME , I 'm not going to say ANYTHING . My word ... You are the " I " one were clearly not listening to the sermon . You may complain all you like . It makes life worthhile . Am going home for a couple of days . Do n't miss me too much ! Love yus , &NAME xxx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Oh , but you must admit it was rather a coincidence . Did he really say that ? &NAME me , &NAME will be surprised . Hope you 're essays are going well . I 'm very hungry and am going to &NAME since I 've missed college luch by now after a horrible morning in the labs . Also , while I 'm complaining , my neck is very sore . Have a nice day . Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME . No , I was not there . I am tempted to say something sarcastic at this point , but I cannot choose from my many options . I saw it in &NAME 's as part of mission . I imagine your description of your day in the lab amused many . What are we doing on Friday ? Just kidding . Of course I 'll be there . Looking forward to it ! If you are talking about &NAME , he said ( and I quote ) " Hey- I have always found the resemblance rather flattering " , so I doubt he is unaware . But he did n't say " Okily-dokily folks ! " , which would have made my year , if not my lifetime . I am distracting myself and must go . &NAME xxx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , When did you watch the Matrix ? I watched it yesterday afternoon . You were n't there , were you ? It was quite disgusting . Hope you are getting on well with your essay . It was nice to see you a few minutes ago . I have been in the lab all day today . I am doing an experiment in which one has to vibrate a tube for &NUM hours - most tedious , and it makes the usual dinner-time question of 'so , what did you do today ? " rather difficult to answer . As you say , the things chemists get up to . Looking forward to seeing you on Friday . &NAME &NAME &NAME . I really must read some of the other books some time . What did you think of the service last night ? You know , I was discussing this with &NAME afterwards , and we came to the conclusion that he really is oblivious to his look-a-like status . Have a good time at home . Love &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME babe . I 'm bored . how goes the day ? I am sitting in the library . it is cold and boring . I hate having to work . today I had a seminar , though it is reading week so I have no lectures . &NAME &NAME &NAME . I am going to read &NAME &NAME . my contact lenses are beginning to blur . I had a bad dream &NAME the matrix last night . I dreamt that my mouth was all covered over like that guy 's, and then skin was all stretching . ugh . I knew it was a bad idea to watch it . gott go , la essay calls . love &NAME xx SUBJECT: &NAME , How are you this week ? Are you having a good time ? I am in the library . It is very boring and the sun is shining outside . I am now going to college to have lunch - oh good ! Are you coming to visit me on Friday again ? Enjoy the rest of your day . Love &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) Thanks for coming up last night ... it was good to see you all . Love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Thanks for " inviting " me . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Thanks for coming up last night ... it was good to see you all . Love &NAME x SUBJECT: 21st Birthday Party Dear &NAME , I would like to come to your party . Where is the &NAME Club ? Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : 21st Birthday Party walk along elvet riverside and turn down old elvet . you will come to a fork in the road after about 100metres . take the left fork , keeping the racecourse and river visible as you walk down the roda . after about 50meters you will come to &NAME city rfc ground . turn right into the ground and follow path to &NAME club . good luck . see you friday if not before . enjoy the sports ball . &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , I would like to come to your party . Where is the &NAME Club ? Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : 21st Birthday Party Thanks &NAME I am not going to the Sports &NAME - of course ! Have a good day . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : walk along elvet riverside and turn down old elvet . you will come to a fork in the road after about 100metres . take the left fork , keeping the racecourse and river visible as you walk down the roda . after about 50meters you will come to &NAME city rfc ground . turn right into the ground and follow path to &NAME club . good luck . see you friday if not before . enjoy the sports ball . &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , I would like to come to your party . Where is the &NAME Club ? Love &NAME SUBJECT: Thursday Just quickly , before my lovely lecture ... would any of you like to come to a workshop on Thursday about " &NAME and the &NAME &NAME " ? I think it will be fun ... it starts at 7.30pm and lasts for about an hour and a half . The only pre-requisites are having watched ( at some point ) 'Snow &NAME " and " Beauty and the Beast " . Anyway , just thought I 'd ask . &NAME 's Fiction is the only bit of my degree I enjoy- it would be nice to share it with you ! Love &NAME xx &NAME Do let me know . xx SUBJECT: ( no subject ) cool ... &NUM it is then .hope you 're having a good week , love &NAME xx SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : An Invitation ! ] Hello ! Enjoy your lecture and have a good evening . Love &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , you 're not on the list , so I thought you should have this . I am quite tired , this can be seen by the fact that it took me &NUM goes to spell " thought " properly . I am going to an xtra lecture this evening . I hope you have anice night . love &NAME xx Hello everyone ! This is just a quick note to invite you all to come on The &NAME Escape , &NAME 's annual student house party on the 10th-13th June . This year we will have &NUM speakers looking at The Doctrine of the Second Coming and &NAME - &NUM stroming topics . We will also have a variety of seminars ( including one on guidance ) and possibly a workshop on preparing a Bible passage for leading a &NUM or small group . All the details will be revealed at Claypath on Sunday ( &NUM / &NUM ) and you can always mail us or call us if you want to know more . &NUM good thing is that we have cut £ &NUM off last year 's price by moving to a new location ( in the &NAME &NAME ) so the cost will be £ &NUM . The centre is also much closer to &NAME so if you need to get back for a viva ( [ Image ] ) or a ball ( [ Image ] ) you will ba able to do so fairly easily . If you know people who would want to come are not on the mailing list for this e-mail then do please forward this message to them - it 's not that we are not inviting them - we just do n't have their e-mail addresses . We do hope that you will all be able to come . &NAME ( &EMAIL ) & &NAME ( &EMAIL ) &NUM &NUM &NUM Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . Click Here SUBJECT: &NAME , About your text messages ; if you do n't want me to come and see you , I wo n't, seeing as I have a " great capacity for irritating ( you ) " ; it certainly does n't sound like you want to see me . What can I say ? You hated it when I wrote you something this rude , and now you 're doing it to me . I am tired and incredibly worried about my work . I am sorry that I forgot to come and see you , but I really do n't think it merits this kind of behaviour , and I really ca n't take it at the moment . It just seems really petulant , as does your comment replying to &NAME 's email about the Festival Dinner . What happened to forgive and forget ? You make me feel really bad ; as if I 'm not feeling rubbish enough already . I do n't really know what else to write . &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : Dear &NAME , &NAME , sorry , sorry , sorry ... Please forgive me - I get easily irritated about people not being on time / forgeting appointments etc. " It certainly does n't sound like you want to see me . " - This may seem like strange logic , but if I did n't want to see you I would n't be bothered if you did n't turn up . I do want to see you . That 's why I was very disappointed when you did n't turn up . I wo n't bother asking you to try and see it from my point of view because I have no wish to have an argument . I 'm really sorry for offending you . If you 're too busy with work then why did n't you say so ? You do n't have to come and see me if you 're stressed about you dissertation , exams , etc. Just let me know . As for my reply to &NAME 's email ; that was not petulance and should not have been taken for it . It is quite true that I am not usually one to go to formal dinners ( having only been to &NUM and I 'm in third year ) so I think me reply was quite justified and was intended top be a positive statement of approval for &NAME 's idea . Whether your judgement of it was coloured by our earlier " encounter " I have no idea , but I certainoly hope everyone else did n't see it the same way as you did . " What happened to forgive and forget ? " I 've forgiven and forgotten - now , but it took me a few hours to do so . I am really very very very far from perfect and that is why I was so temperamental . Hope you feel less tired , less stressed and less rubbish very soon , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME , About your text messages ; if you do n't want me to come and see you , I wo n't, seeing as I have a " great capacity for irritating ( you ) " ; it certainly does n't sound like you want to see me . What can I say ? You hated it when I wrote you something this rude , and now you 're doing it to me . I am tired and incredibly worried about my work . I am sorry that I forgot to come and see you , but I really do n't think it merits this kind of behaviour , and I really ca n't take it at the moment . It just seems really petulant , as does your comment replying to &NAME 's email about the Festival Dinner . What happened to forgive and forget ? You make me feel really bad ; as if I 'm not feeling rubbish enough already . I do n't really know what else to write . &NAME . SUBJECT: [ Fwd : [ Fwd : Good wife guide ] ] ] ] ] Something to give to your espoused ... when and if . &NAME x Dear girls , I know I do n't normally send forwards , but this is hilarious , and made me laugh in the library ( a rare occurrence ... ) &NAME ! Lots of love , &NAME &NAME , leanda sent me this , I nearly did n't bother reading it but it 's so so funny - even I disagree with some parts ! ! ! ! ! ! Love you both loads &NAME xxxx This is for anyone who joined me in wishing that we could just get married and forget about the careers office ! ! &NAME The &NAME Wife Guide . . . ... classic ! This is an actual extract from a &NAME Economics textbook printed in the early 60's. Absolutely unbelievable . Men love it ! Women ca n't believe it ! The &NAME Wife Guide . Have dinner ready . Plan ahead , even the night before , to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return from work . This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs . Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal ( especially his favourite dish ) is part of the warm welcome needed . Prepare yourself . Take &NUM minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives . Touch up your make-up , put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking . He has just been with a lot of work weary people . Be a little &NAME and a little more interesting for him . His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it . Clear away the clutter . Make &NUM last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives . Gather up schoolbooks , toys , papers etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables . During the colder months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by . Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order and it will give you a lift too . After all , catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction . Minimize all noise . At the time of his arrival eliminate all noise of the washer , dryer or vacuum . Try to encourage the children to be quiet . Be happy to see him . Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him . Listen to him . You may have a dozen important things to tell him , but the moment of his arrival is not the time . Let him talk first ; remember his topics of conversation are more important than yours . Make the evening his . Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you . Instead , try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax . Try to make sure your home is a place of peace , order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit . Do n't greet him with complaints and problems . Do n't complain if he 's late home for dinner , or even stays out all night . Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day . Make him comfortable . Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom . Have a cool or warm drink ready for him . Arrange the pillow and offer to take off his shoes . Speak in a low , soothing and pleasant voice . Do n't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity . Remember , he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness . Once he has had a chance to have his evening meal clear the dishes and wash up promptly . If your husband should offer to help decline his offer as he may feel obliged to repeat this offer and after a long working day he does not need the extra work . Encourage your husband to pursue His hobbies and interests and be supportive without seeming to encroach . If you have any little hobbies yourself try not to bore him speaking of these , as women 's interests are often rather trivial compared to men 's. At the end of the evening tidy the home ready for the morning and again think ahead to his breakfast needs . Your husband 's breakfast is vital if he is to face the outside world in a positive fashion . Once you have both retired to the bedroom prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible . &NAME feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom , as he would have to do for his train . But remember to look your best when going to bed . Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious . If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night . When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him . If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it . In all things be lead by your husband 's wishes ; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy . Should your husband suggest congress then accede humbly all the while being mindful that a man 's satisfaction is more important than a woman 's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had . Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent . It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing , freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products . You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning . This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes . SUBJECT: Re : Dearest &NAME , I DO want to come and see you , I just forgot- and yes , I am very busy with stupid work , but I still want to see you . I do see it from your poin of view- I do understand- but I really did n't forget on purpose ; I just have a lot on my mind at the moment . I 'm sorry I irritate you , but I ca n't do much about that , really , except try exceptionally hard not to forget- and I really did n't mean to . I 'll see you at &NAME 's birthday bonanza . If I can find you among the multitude of people he 's invited , it 'd be nice to say hello . Love &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME , sorry , sorry , sorry ... Please forgive me - I get easily irritated about people not being on time / forgeting appointments etc. " It certainly does n't sound like you want to see me . " - This may seem like strange logic , but if I did n't want to see you I would n't be bothered if you did n't turn up . I do want to see you . That 's why I was very disappointed when you did n't turn up . I wo n't bother asking you to try and see it from my point of view because I have no wish to have an argument . I 'm really sorry for offending you . If you 're too busy with work then why did n't you say so ? You do n't have to come and see me if you 're stressed about you dissertation , exams , etc. Just let me know . As for my reply to &NAME 's email ; that was not petulance and should not have been taken for it . It is quite true that I am not usually one to go to formal dinners ( having only been to &NUM and I 'm in third year ) so I think me reply was quite justified and was intended top be a positive statement of approval for &NAME 's idea . Whether your judgement of it was coloured by our earlier " encounter " I have no idea , but I certainoly hope everyone else did n't see it the same way as you did . " What happened to forgive and forget ? " I 've forgiven and forgotten - now , but it took me a few hours to do so . I am really very very very far from perfect and that is why I was so temperamental . Hope you feel less tired , less stressed and less rubbish very soon , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME , About your text messages ; if you do n't want me to come and see you , I wo n't, seeing as I have a " great capacity for irritating ( you ) " ; it certainly does n't sound like you want to see me . What can I say ? You hated it when I wrote you something this rude , and now you 're doing it to me . I am tired and incredibly worried about my work . I am sorry that I forgot to come and see you , but I really do n't think it merits this kind of behaviour , and I really ca n't take it at the moment . It just seems really petulant , as does your comment replying to &NAME 's email about the Festival Dinner . What happened to forgive and forget ? You make me feel really bad ; as if I 'm not feeling rubbish enough already . I do n't really know what else to write . &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : Dear &NAME , You do n't normally irritate me , just in case you wondered . I never thought you forgot on purpose . Yes , he has invited many people , has n't he ? Enjoy the library . Love &NAME &NAME wrote : Dearest &NAME , I DO want to come and see you , I just forgot- and yes , I am very busy with stupid work , but I still want to see you . I do see it from your poin of view- I do understand- but I really did n't forget on purpose ; I just have a lot on my mind at the moment . I 'm sorry I irritate you , but I ca n't do much about that , really , except try exceptionally hard not to forget- and I really did n't mean to . I 'll see you at &NAME 's birthday bonanza . If I can find you among the multitude of people he 's invited , it 'd be nice to say hello . Love &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME , sorry , sorry , sorry ... Please forgive me - I get easily irritated about people not being on time / forgeting appointments etc. " It certainly does n't sound like you want to see me . " - This may seem like strange logic , but if I did n't want to see you I would n't be bothered if you did n't turn up . I do want to see you . That 's why I was very disappointed when you did n't turn up . I wo n't bother asking you to try and see it from my point of view because I have no wish to have an argument . I 'm really sorry for offending you . If you 're too busy with work then why did n't you say so ? You do n't have to come and see me if you 're stressed about you dissertation , exams , etc. Just let me know . As for my reply to &NAME 's email ; that was not petulance and should not have been taken for it . It is quite true that I am not usually one to go to formal dinners ( having only been to &NUM and I 'm in third year ) so I think me reply was quite justified and was intended top be a positive statement of approval for &NAME 's idea . Whether your judgement of it was coloured by our earlier " encounter " I have no idea , but I certainoly hope everyone else did n't see it the same way as you did . " What happened to forgive and forget ? " I 've forgiven and forgotten - now , but it took me a few hours to do so . I am really very very very far from perfect and that is why I was so temperamental . Hope you feel less tired , less stressed and less rubbish very soon , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME , About your text messages ; if you do n't want me to come and see you , I wo n't, seeing as I have a " great capacity for irritating ( you ) " ; it certainly does n't sound like you want to see me . What can I say ? You hated it when I wrote you something this rude , and now you 're doing it to me . I am tired and incredibly worried about my work . I am sorry that I forgot to come and see you , but I really do n't think it merits this kind of behaviour , and I really ca n't take it at the moment . It just seems really petulant , as does your comment replying to &NAME 's email about the Festival Dinner . What happened to forgive and forget ? You make me feel really bad ; as if I 'm not feeling rubbish enough already . I do n't really know what else to write . &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : [ Fwd : Good wife guide ] ] ] ] ] That is some of the most ridiculous nonsense I have ever read . &NAME wrote : Something to give to your espoused ... when and if . &NAME x Dear girls , I know I do n't normally send forwards , but this is hilarious , and made me laugh in the library ( a rare occurrence ... ) &NAME ! Lots of love , &NAME &NAME , leanda sent me this , I nearly did n't bother reading it but it 's so so funny - even I disagree with some parts ! ! ! ! ! ! Love you both loads &NAME xxxx This is for anyone who joined me in wishing that we could just get married and forget about the careers office ! ! &NAME The &NAME &NAME Guide . . . ... classic ! This is an actual extract from a &NAME Economics textbook printed in the early 60's. Absolutely unbelievable . Men love it ! Women ca n't believe it ! The &NAME &NAME Guide . Have dinner ready . Plan ahead , even the night before , to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return from work . This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs . Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal ( especially his favourite dish ) is part of the warm welcome needed . Prepare yourself . Take &NUM minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives . Touch up your make-up , put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking . He has just been with a lot of work weary people . Be a little &NAME and a little more interesting for him . His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it . Clear away the clutter . Make &NUM last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives . Gather up schoolbooks , toys , papers etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables . During the colder months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by . Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order and it will give you a lift too . After all , catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction . Minimize all noise . At the time of his arrival eliminate all noise of the washer , dryer or vacuum . Try to encourage the children to be quiet . Be happy to see him . Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him . Listen to him . You may have a dozen important things to tell him , but the moment of his arrival is not the time . Let him talk first ; remember his topics of conversation are more important than yours . Make the evening his . Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you . Instead , try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax . Try to make sure your home is a place of peace , order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit . Do n't greet him with complaints and problems . Do n't complain if he 's late home for dinner , or even stays out all night . Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day . Make him comfortable . Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom . Have a cool or warm drink ready for him . Arrange the pillow and offer to take off his shoes . Speak in a low , soothing and pleasant voice . Do n't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity . Remember , he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness . Once he has had a chance to have his evening meal clear the dishes and wash up promptly . If your husband should offer to help decline his offer as he may feel obliged to repeat this offer and after a long working day he does not need the extra work . Encourage your husband to pursue His hobbies and interests and be supportive without seeming to encroach . If you have any little hobbies yourself try not to bore him speaking of these , as women 's interests are often rather trivial compared to men 's. At the end of the evening tidy the home ready for the morning and again think ahead to his breakfast needs . Your husband 's breakfast is vital if he is to face the outside world in a positive fashion . Once you have both retired to the bedroom prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible . &NAME feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom , as he would have to do for his train . But remember to look your best when going to bed . Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious . If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night . When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him . If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it . In all things be lead by your husband 's wishes ; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy . Should your husband suggest congress then accede humbly all the while being mindful that a man 's satisfaction is more important than a woman 's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had . Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent . It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing , freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products . You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning . This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes . SUBJECT: ( no subject ) hello . how are you ? I hope well . my dissertation is ick . see you friday- would you like to meet at the library ? you could come back after lunch . this means , I would liekt to meet at the lib , if that 's ok . you have a &NUM o'clock , do n't you ? would you much mind , &NAME ? I would apprecaite it , tho I you ca n't, I shall of course still come and see you ( bar all tricks of memeory ) . &NAME a xx SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Hello . I am more or less well except for being very very tired . I guess we could meet in the library . 2pm at the front entrance ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : hello . how are you ? I hope well . my dissertation is ick . see you friday- would you like to meet at the library ? you could come back after lunch . this means , I would liekt to meet at the lib , if that 's ok . you have a &NUM o'clock , do n't you ? would you much mind , &NAME ? I would apprecaite it , tho I you ca n't, I shall of course still come and see you ( bar all tricks of memeory ) . &NAME a xx SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Hi again , Actually , sorry , but could we meet at 11am in the library instead , as it would be much easier for me etc. Thanks , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : hello . how are you ? I hope well . my dissertation is ick . see you friday- would you like to meet at the library ? you could come back after lunch . this means , I would liekt to meet at the lib , if that 's ok . you have a &NUM o'clock , do n't you ? would you much mind , &NAME ? I would apprecaite it , tho I you ca n't, I shall of course still come and see you ( bar all tricks of memeory ) . &NAME a xx SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) sorry &NAME , have a lecture at &NUM , so would n't be able to do much . is there another time ? &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi again , Actually , sorry , but could we meet at 11am in the library instead , as it would be much easier for me etc. Thanks , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : hello . how are you ? I hope well . my dissertation is ick . see you friday- would you like to meet at the library ? you could come back after lunch . this means , I would liekt to meet at the lib , if that 's ok . you have a &NUM o'clock , do n't you ? would you much mind , &NAME ? I would apprecaite it , tho I you ca n't, I shall of course still come and see you ( bar all tricks of memeory ) . &NAME a xx SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) I have a lecture at &NAME too , but never mind . 2pm at the library then . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : sorry &NAME , have a lecture at &NUM , so would n't be able to do much . is there another time ? &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi again , Actually , sorry , but could we meet at 11am in the library instead , as it would be much easier for me etc. Thanks , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : hello . how are you ? I hope well . my dissertation is ick . see you friday- would you like to meet at the library ? you could come back after lunch . this means , I would liekt to meet at the lib , if that 's ok . you have a &NUM o'clock , do n't you ? would you much mind , &NAME ? I would apprecaite it , tho I you ca n't, I shall of course still come and see you ( bar all tricks of memeory ) . &NAME a xx SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) it 's not that , we can meet then if you want , it 's just that then we will only have like &NUM quarters of an hour or somthing . we can do &NUM if you want , it 's just that it would n't be for that long . but it is up to you- just email me a time- &NUM or &NUM . either is good ! a xxx &NAME wrote : I have a lecture at &NAME too , but never mind . 2pm at the library then . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : sorry &NAME , have a lecture at &NUM , so would n't be able to do much . is there another time ? &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi again , Actually , sorry , but could we meet at 11am in the library instead , as it would be much easier for me etc. Thanks , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : hello . how are you ? I hope well . my dissertation is ick . see you friday- would you like to meet at the library ? you could come back after lunch . this means , I would liekt to meet at the lib , if that 's ok . you have a &NUM o'clock , do n't you ? would you much mind , &NAME ? I would apprecaite it , tho I you ca n't, I shall of course still come and see you ( bar all tricks of memeory ) . &NAME a xx SUBJECT: Meeting I would like to see you at 2pm then . But what will we do ? There is nowhere in the library to talk ... ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME we can go for a WALK ! no. .. we can go to the lib cafe , or the chem cafe . that will be fun ! those lovely people ... &NAME xx &NAME wrote : I would like to see you at 2pm then . But what will we do ? There is nowhere in the library to talk ... ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Sorry I stopped net sending you so suddenly - my computer crashed . Have a good afternoon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME that 's ok , wondered what happened . have you decided upon a time for tomorrow yet , m. forrestius ? &NAME wrote : Sorry I stopped net sending you so suddenly - my computer crashed . Have a good afternoon . &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) I take it that means it 's &NAME ? ! text me if diff . &CHAR &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) I sent you an email saying 2pm , so yes , &NAME if that 's okay ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : I take it that means it 's &NAME ? ! text me if diff . &CHAR &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) yup , &CHAR &CHAR there &NAME wrote : I sent you an email saying 2pm , so yes , &NAME if that 's okay ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : I take it that means it 's &NAME ? ! text me if diff . &CHAR &CHAR SUBJECT: Why &NAME ? ... Dear &NAME , Here is the web-page you requested . It contains the names of all the &NAME central computer and file servers ... &WEBSITE Some of the names seem very strange . You may also find this web-page interesting ... &WEBSITE Hope you had a good weekend in &NAME . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Why &NAME ? ... &NAME , when you click on the web-page go to &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME " , under 'Miscellaneous " . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Why &NAME ? ... merci &NAME . my dissertation hates me but I had a good weekend . how was guys and dolls ? I hear good . when are we going to meet this week ? is wed any good for you ? I have forgot what we said not because I do n't care ( I do ) but because I am thinking about other things . well , &NUM other thing . my dissertation . it hatres me . did I say that already ? I ca n't say I blame it , but it 's pretty depressingly bad . ( sigh ) . wed ? let me know . luv yuz babe . &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Here is the web-page you requested . It contains the names of all the &NAME central computer and file servers ... &WEBSITE Some of the names seem very strange . You may also find this web-page interesting ... &WEBSITE Hope you had a good weekend in &NAME . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Today Dear &NAME , Did you get my text message ? As I said , I am free all afternoon today . Anyway , have a good day . Also , could you send me the holiday folder when you have time . Thanks . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME , Here is how to email the holiday folder to me as an attachment ... &NUM ) In &NAME &NAME click on &NAME &NAME &NUM ) Type my email address &NUM ) Click on attachments ( the paperclip ) &NUM ) Double click on the white space &NUM ) Find the files ... The files you want to attach are in your " &CHAR " drive , then in the " netscape " folder , then in the 'mail " folder you should find a file which is the name of the holiday folder . Double click on this file . Then attach another file , also in " &CHAR " , " netscape " , abut this time in &WEBSITE " folder . It should be called the same as the first file , but have a .snm part after the name . Double click on this file too . I hope this is clear and if you have any difficulties then please let me know . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Hi &NAME , Thanks , but it does n't seem to have worked ... Could you just forward all the individual emails to me please ? Thanks very much . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : I think this is right . there is some stuff about my other hols , please ignore this ! it was lovely to see you today and I hope you have a good few days until I see you again , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) We booked the house through the &CHAR website on &WEBSITE . The house was in &NAME , with a party of &NUM ( thats what you need to search for on the website ) and property ref &NUM , &NAME Farm , &NAME &NAME , near &NAME . &NAME thats of help ! They 're a lovely Christian couple , and especially like Christians staying ! &NAME &NAME and speak to you soon , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : sorry this is such a small email , will write more again soon , but could you poss send me the telephone number of that house you and your frineds stayed at last summer ? much obliged ! love &NAME xx SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME ... The idea of a holiday for all , at the end of this academic year , appeals ... basically , what I need to know is : &NUM Do you want to come ? &NUM When are you free ? When are you not free ? ( SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi pettle ! Have texted &NAME to find out when she gets back , but as yet have had no reply and I 'm not holding out much hope as she is not too good at replying to my texts ! ! Anyway , I have booked the video room for 8pm , so we can watch a film . When do you want to come into college ? I finish at &NUM today , and although I like to go to &NAME 's Hall worship , am seriously tempted to &NAME it . Hmmm. .. you could come and have tea in college ( if that is tempting for you ) if you like , or just meet us after we 've had tea or whatever . The choice is yours . Feel from to name a time any time after &NUM . &NAME . . ... Re : HOLIDAY &NUM yes , I would like to go &NUM as yet , I have absolutely NO plans for the summer ! So , I guess I 'm free for the entire period ! &NUM my budget is willing to stretch to a max of £ &NUM . Ideally , that would include transport costs etc as well as accomodation . Does that sound a reasonable price ? I 'm not good with money ! ! Lots of love , see you later , &NAME xxxxx " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME ... The idea of a holiday for all , at the end of this academic year , appeals ... basically , what I need to know is : &NUM Do you want to come ? &NUM When are you free ? When are you not free ? ( SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Dear &NAME , &NAME is wonderful . I am available all summer . My budget will cover anything I want it to cover . Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME ... The idea of a holiday for all , at the end of this academic year , appeals ... basically , what I need to know is : &NUM Do you want to come ? &NUM When are you free ? When are you not free ? ( SUBJECT: Re : &NAME I 'd be quite up for going away I think . Maybe sometime in August ? Probably not spending much more than £ &NUM would be preferable . Later , &NAME &NAME ... The idea of a holiday for all , at the end of this academic year , appeals ... basically , what I need to know is : &NUM Do you want to come ? &NUM When are you free ? When are you not free ? ( SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NUM ) Yes &NUM ) Ca n't commit . Probably not in September but I do n't know what I am doing next year and that hugely affects what I do with the summer . ( &NAME / &NAME /holidays / world travel ... ) &NUM ) &NAME enough not to eat dog meat all week , sleep in a sewer or only look at the outside of monuments . More specifically I want good value ( good locality nice place to stay things to do not too far away ) rather than dirt cheap . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME urm , still not sure of my plans , but would love to come . Although I initially thought immediately after we break up would be the best time , it now seems to make more sense to go around august bank holiday weekend , as we wo n't be sick of the sight of each other , &NAME will be back from &NAME , and then if I do end up going to &NAME for July I 'll be back . &NAME ... cheaper the better , of course , but could probably stretch to £ &NUM , depending on how much it cost to get there etc. thank you or doing this , if you get fed up , let me know and someone will take over ! love , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME ... The idea of a holiday for all , at the end of this academic year , appeals ... basically , what I need to know is : &NUM Do you want to come ? &NUM When are you free ? When are you not free ? ( SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hey &NAME Here are my blind date holiday answers : &NUM ) it sounds like a cool idea , so that 's a yes &NUM ) I 'm not free very much , so if I do n't fit in then forget me and all come and visit me next year ! I am free for the first fortnight of September , and possibly for some of August , but that 's not sure yet . I 'm in &NAME until the end of July . You could of course all come to &NAME for a holiday ... &NUM ) budget depends on whether I go to &NAME / &NAME in August with &NAME or not ( ! ) , but should n't be that restricted anyway . I 'm working at the minute and earning reasonably ( i.e. minimum wage ! ) but living costs are currently &NUM , so not too restricted . £ &NUM / &NUM ? Hope you 're ok and work 's going all right ; really looking forward to you party ! I 'm expecting it to be the social highlight of the year , so it 'd better be good ! See you Friday Love &NAME &NAME ... The idea of a holiday for all , at the end of this academic year , appeals ... basically , what I need to know is : &NUM Do you want to come ? &NUM When are you free ? When are you not free ? ( SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME , as am not sure when in &NAME best if you just make plans and then can you let me know so I can see if I can come . Hope you are ok ? 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Love &NAME xx ok , sorry to bother you all ... it tunrs out my new email address is NOT &EMAIL thing , but IS &EMAIL . hmm , it 's been a trying time . &NAME xx Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME babe . have not yet found job . &NAME appalling . am bored . west wing great . have nothing of interest to say . you well ? sorry for email shortness ... love &NAME xx From : &NAME &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , Hello . I have now moved into &NAME &CHAR and my spare time is spent cleaning cupboards . My telephone number is &NUM &NUM &NUM and you are most welcome to call me as I will be very pleased to hear from you . I started my nine-week chemistry placement on Monday and it looks as though I am going to enjoy it &SMILEY The chemistry is interesting - and that ( of course ) is the main thing However , I have been getting up at 6am to catch a bus to &NAME and that is tiring ! Last night I lost my mobile phone and felt such a profound loss that I was quite shaken . I had left it on an express bus to &NAME and therefore despaired of all hope of ever seeing it again . Amazingly it was still on the bus when it got back into &NAME later that evening and I was reunited ! &NAME - &NAME you are enjoying your holiday in &NAME . &NAME - See you on Sunday evening ! &NAME - &NAME your placement is going well too . &NAME - &NAME ! Are you still practising scrabble ? &NAME - &NAME , absent one . &NAME - Did you enjoy your holiday in &NAME ? &NAME - Hopefully I 'll see you in a week or so sometime . &NAME - &NAME , absent one . &NAME - It was good to talk to you the other evening , enjoy &NAME ! I 'm not sure about boredom being decadent . I 'll try and write properly soon . Very best wishes , &NAME &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: Hi Dear &NAME , Hello ! How are you ? I wo n't ask you if you enjoyed your holiday in &NAME , but take my word for it - it does have some shops ; they just tend to congregate in cities . Thanks for your postcard - I got it yesterday . Hope you 're enjoying being at home again . I 'm enjoying living in the flat ; it 's good fun so far . Well , my placement is good . I 'm doing research on coatings for paint - which is much more interesting than it sounds honestly ! I say 'doing " , but I have n't really started yet due to &NUM thing and another . Most of my time so far has been spent reading patents and being inducted . There are a few other students working there too , so that 's nice . We were supposed to start doing some experiments today but then it was pointed out we did n't have safety footwear , so that required a little trip out to buy some maybe tomorrow will see some work Wonderfully , I do n't have to get up at 6am every day any more ! I 've found someone who works there and lives in &NAME , so he gives me a lift there and back . Sorry I have n't emailed much - internet access has been rather difficult as college is the nearest online place for me and I only manage to check it once or twice a week ! However , I now have a computer at work so that should make things easier . My family has been staying with me last week . They were having a holiday in and around &NAME . Last Sunday &NAME and his family came to visit for the evening . We all went out for a meal to &NAME &NAME , and &NAME and I also went to visit &NAME &NAME . &NAME wanted to try and look around &NAME &CHAR , but it was locked . However , &NAME I was open so we wandered in there and looked around a little - most bizarre ! We also had a little look in &NAME &NAME &NAME to hear from you soon and looking forward to seeing you at the beginning of September . Are you happy for me to come down to &NAME , because you 're quite welcome to come up and visit me this time ? Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi hello &NAME ! I have ajob- of sorts . I am temping in an office , which is really nice because I am working at a desk and not with the general public . I am working with people who have degrees . iis great ! I am off to &NAME this w/e for a wedding , I do n't think you know her . it should be fun tho . I went shopping after work today and bought my last bit of outfit . I am glad you are having fun ? have you made some nice friends ? ! youur job counds like it will prepare you for a career , which is more than my degree ever did ... I am fairly bored at home , but my parents are away this week doing a camp for disadvantaged kids , so &NAME and I are raving it up at home alone . we bought coconut ice cream and doughnuts and went driving ! wow , are we living dangerously ... I would like to make this longer , but I am living a dull life and have nothing to say . if you have questions , ask them and I will reply . I am not interesting enough at the &NAME to spontaneously give you info . ... love &NAME xx From : &NAME &NAME To : &NAME Subject : Hi &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , Hello ! How are you ? I wo n't ask you if you enjoyed your holiday in &NAME , but take my word for it - it does have some shops ; they just tend to congregate in cities . Thanks for your postcard - I got it yesterday . Hope you 're enjoying being at home again . I 'm enjoying living in the flat ; it 's good fun so far . Well , my placement is good . I 'm doing research on coatings for paint - which is much more interesting than it sounds honestly ! I say 'doing " , but I have n't really started yet due to &NUM thing and another . Most of my time so far has been spent reading patents and being inducted . There are a few other students working there too , so that 's nice . We were supposed to start doing some experiments today but then it was pointed out we did n't have safety footwear , so that required a little trip out to buy some maybe tomorrow will see some work Wonderfully , I do n't have to get up at 6am every day any more ! I 've found someone who works there and lives in &NAME , so he gives me a lift there and back . Sorry I have n't emailed much - internet access has been rather difficult as college is the nearest online place for me and I only manage to check it once or twice a week ! However , I now have a computer at work so that should make things easier . My family has been staying with me last week . They were having a holiday in and around &NAME . Last Sunday &NAME and his family came to visit for the evening . We all went out for a meal to &NAME &NAME , and &NAME and I also went to visit &NAME &NAME . &NAME wanted to try and look around &NAME &CHAR , but it was locked . However , &NAME I was open so we wandered in there and looked around a little - most bizarre ! We also had a little look in &NAME &NAME &NAME to hear from you soon and looking forward to seeing you at the beginning of September . Are you happy for me to come down to &NAME , because you 're quite welcome to come up and visit me this time ? Love &NAME &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : Hi rats , sorry , &NAME , I was at a wedding from friday to sat afternoon , and then I went straight over to &NAME to spend the night with &NAME &NAME ( ha ha ) ... O well . but yes , I woudl love to chat to you sometime . presumably it will have to be when you are at home . I am here next sat and sun , if that 's any good . the wedding was the &NUM exciting event of my summer so far , so I was a bit out of the social circle and took a while to get into having to talk to people . but it was still pretty good . did I tell you I was temping ? it is quite good fun altho it is &NUM buses there and the same back , which is a bit of a pain . but I am a credit to my family , obviosuly , in my manners and impeccable behaviour.it is raining here which is better than the sultry weather . my sister says hi and continued thank yous for her phone , which itruly believe she is in love with . wierd girl . well , lots of love ... &NAME xx hope you 're ok.xx From : &NAME To : " &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : Hi &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , Thanks for your email . I 'm very pleased to hear you have a job . This weekend I 'm at home ( ! ) and having a lovely relaxing time after a weeks work . My job is going well and is quite good fun , although , as I said , I do n't do very much . Anyway , would you like to chat sometime tomorrow afternoon as I have access to the internet here ? Hope you are having a good time . &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : Hi Hi &NAME , Thanks for your email . I 'm very pleased to hear you have a job . This weekend I 'm at home ( ! ) and having a lovely relaxing time after a weeks work . My job is going well and is quite good fun , although , as I said , I do n't do very much . Anyway , would you like to chat sometime tomorrow afternoon as I have access to the internet here ? Hope you are having a good time . &NAME SUBJECT: Call to arms I know I should n't forward , but ... this is most amusing ! &NAME it all ... Love &NAME xx From : &NAME &NAME " To : &EMAIL &NAME : &EMAIL Subject : Re : Call to arms ( Fwd ) &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Yes , this is spam , but it is also amusing . 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O well . it is all good practice for something . went to see the importance of being earnest tonight . I think even &NAME might enjoy it on the non risque scale , so you certainly would- make &NAME take you . I hear you were in your persona of " wild &NAME " the other night ; I hear you were ( gasp ) throwing cushions . hmmm . ... ! well , I wish I had something more interesting to say . but &NAME ... love &NAME xx From : &NAME To : " &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : ? &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME ! Okay ... Go to " tools " , " internet options " and then delete your temporary internet files and clear your history . Then you 'll need to go to 'my computer " , " &CHAR " , " windows " , " temporary internet files " and delete all the cookies there ( i.e. all the files ) . If you have any difficulty please email me . I think my directions are correct , but they might not be . Glad you had a good weekend with &NAME . Please note that talking is n't an exclusively girly thing . I have only &NUM more days of work left ! &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NAME ? Hi &NAME ! Okay ... Go to " tools " , " internet options " and then delete your temporary internet files and clear your history . Then you 'll need to go to 'my computer " , " &CHAR " , " windows " , " temporary internet files " and delete all the cookies there ( i.e. all the files ) . If you have any difficulty please email me . I think my directions are correct , but they might not be . Glad you had a good weekend with &NAME . Please note that talking is n't an exclusively girly thing . I have only &NUM more days of work left ! &NAME SUBJECT: Message from &NAME &NAME , and welcome to this email on behalf of &NAME ... I went up to &NAME today ( where &NAME is completing the second part of her training ) to see &NAME , and she desired me to send you this , as she has little access to email , altho " she will shortly . Apologies for information which some of you know ; it bears repeating . &NAME is working for Youth for &NAME doing advanced sports evangelism , and as of next week will be based in &NAME , en &NAME . She will be living with her boss , &NAME , who is about &NUM , and the other member of the team , &CHAR / &NAME , who is about &NUM years younger than &NAME . She has been training with them and &NUM others ( who will form a team in the &NAME ) . OK , I 'm now going to paraphrase what &NAME asked me to tell you ... &NAME is feeling very blessed that &NAME has saught to use her talents in a way that she will enjoy . 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Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss &NUM subjects at nudist camps . One is politics . What is the other ? &NAME &NAME &NAME : Tape measures . Q: During a tornado , are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet ? &NAME &NAME &NAME : Unfortunately , &NAME , I 'm always safe in the bedroom . Q: Can boys join the &NAME Fire Girls ? &NAME &NAME &NAME : Only after lights out . Q: When you &NAME a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail . What will a goose do ? &NAME &NAME &NAME : Make him bark ? Q: If you were pregnant for &NUM years , what you give birth to ? &NAME &NAME &NAME : Whatever it is , it would never be afraid of the dark . Q: According to &NAME &NAME , is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people ? &NAME &NAME &NAME : It got me out of the Army ! Q: While visiting &NAME , your tour guide starts shouting , " Poo ! &NAME ! &NAME ! " What does that mean ? &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME crossing . Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body . What is it ? &NAME &NAME &NAME : Mine may be abused but it certainly is n't neglected ! &NAME &NAME , what do you call a pig that weighs more than &NUM pounds ? &NAME &NAME &NAME : A divorcee . Q: Back in the old days , when &NAME Grandpa put horseradish on his head , what was he trying to do ? &NAME &NAME &NAME : Get it in his mouth . Q: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time , your wife or your elephant ? &NAME &NAME &NAME : Who told you about my elephant ? Q: When a couple have a baby , who is responsible for its sex ? &NAME &NAME &NAME : I 'll lend him the car . The rest is up to him . &NAME &NAME &NAME did it over &NUM years ago , when he was &NUM years old . Now he says it was " one of the best things I ever did . " What was it ? &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least &NUM occasions . What are they ? &NAME &NAME &NAME : His feet . &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: &NAME babe . This is my email address for a couple of weeks , anyway . We 'll se after that . It capitalises thinbgs automatically for you ! ! Anyway . I should be doing stuff . Lots of love &NAME xx This e-mail and any files transmitted with it , are confidential to National Grid and are intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed . If you have received this e-mail in error , please contact the National Grid service support centre on &NUM - &NUM &NUM ( &NUM &NUM &NUM ) . SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , Thanks for the email and text message . Sorry I did n't reply - I 've been at home for a few days holiday and left my phone charger in &NAME . Anyway , hope your job with the national grid is going well . I start lectures next week ... up to &NUM hours a week - how will I cope ? ? ? &NAME came up to &NAME yesterday to visit apparently . Unfortunately I was n't there . Oh well ! &NAME , have a nice day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : You make me laugh- you do n't sound very sorry to have missed &NAME 's visit ! I am still at work , still bored . &NAME to get email tho' - makes it more interesting . &NUM hours a week- weakling ! I am working ( hang on while I work this out)- sorry had to get calculator out- &NUM hours a week , and no friends around as well ( sob , get out those violins)- think yourself jolly lucky , my boy ! Also , next term , you'lll have so much free time that you 'll have time to swing a cat ( or something like that ) . Or is that room ... ? Anyway . &NAME , you 're using excessive punctuation to emphasise the irony of your remarks . That 's not like you at all . And I hear you 've been throwing cushions and laughing . What will it be next ? Drugs ? Drink ? You reprobate ... just kidding- glad you 're having a good time ! &NAME , better go ... keep me posted on what 's going on . Love &NAME xx Hi &NAME , Thanks for the email and text message . Sorry I did n't reply - I 've been at home for a few days holiday and left my phone charger in &NAME . Anyway , hope your job with the national grid is going well . I start lectures next week ... up to &NUM hours a week - how will I cope ? ? ? &NAME came up to &NAME yesterday to visit apparently . Unfortunately I was n't there . Oh well ! &NAME , have a nice day . &NAME This e-mail and any files transmitted with it , are confidential to National Grid and are intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed . If you have received this e-mail in error , please contact the National Grid service support centre on &NUM - &NUM &NUM ( &NUM &NUM &NUM ) . &NAME , my love ... hope term has begun well for you ... just a quick note ( am at work ) to say hello and hope you 're having fun ... lots of love , &NAME xxx Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . Click Here SUBJECT: Re : Thank you ! I 'm in the library printing off exam papers . Hope you have a good evening . My lectures started today . Quite good . Lunch was delicious ... I 'm being unphased by mess . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : I am back at work bring bored . saw &NAME at the w/e . , that was nice . we are short staffed today and yet I still have nothign to do . helas . saw my sister at the w/e too ( guess where I went ) . she has a room the sie of a small palace . hah . hope the flat 's cool . &NAME , but are you turning into &NAME ? &NAME xx From : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME To : &NAME &NAME Subject : Re : &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Thank you ! I 'm in the library printing off exam papers . Hope you have a good evening . My lectures started today . Quite good . Lunch was delicious ... I 'm being unphased by mess . &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : Now why would you say I 'm turning into &NAME ? ? ? I had such a great morning ! My project is so exciting ! I 'm trying to make molecular transistors ! How cool is that ? ! Did you have a nice time in &NAME ? Is &NAME well ? Lunchtime soon ... &NAME SUBJECT: Re : unfazed by mess , excited about sciency things , excessive punctuaitonyou already are &NAME . am bored bored bored . good grief there has to be mor to life ... weeel . I would tell you summat interesting , but there 's nothing to tell . a very bored little &NAME xxx From : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME To : &NAME &NAME Subject : Re : &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Now why would you say I 'm turning into &NAME ? ? ? I had such a great morning ! My project is so exciting ! I 'm trying to make molecular transistors ! How cool is that ? ! Did you have a nice time in &NAME ? Is &NAME well ? Lunchtime soon ... &NAME &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : &NAMEThis morning I had a tour of my new lab . After being there about &NUM minutes a PhD student dropped a flask in a sink whereupon the sink was filled with a rush of flames . Quite exciting . The benchtop began to catch fire and eventually we used a fire extinguisher to do what it was made for . I 'm going to like working there ... ! This afternoon I 'm going to read and go to the bank ( exciting &NAME things to do with your spare time ) . What do you actually do in your job ? It ca n't be that boring if you get to use a computer ... &SMILEY Oh , and by the way , the Scottish accent is not at all convincing . Have a nice day ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME . I was n't aware I had treid to do a scottish accent ( this time ) . I probably just misspelled somthing ! am ata work again today . have discovered world 's best chocolate cake and the delight of friday afternoons . ho hum . my church is v bad at the &NAME , miss claypath ! how 's it going there ? when does &NAME actually leave ? have you heard anything about his replacment ? have just had yoghurt my lunch and chocolate crispie things . wow , life is a ball ... hope u well , &NAME xx From : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME To : &NAME &NAME Subject : Re : &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME This morning I had a tour of my new lab . After being there about &NUM minutes a PhD student dropped a flask in a sink whereupon the sink was filled with a rush of flames . Quite exciting . The benchtop began to catch fire and eventually we used a fire extinguisher to do what it was made for . I 'm going to like working there ... ! This afternoon I 'm going to read and go to the bank ( exciting &NAME things to do with your spare time ) . What do you actually do in your job ? It ca n't be that boring if you get to use a computer ... &SMILEY Oh , and by the way , the Scottish accent is not at all convincing . Have a nice day ! &NAME &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , Oh , perhaps that was why I did n't think it was a very good one then . &NAME ... strange that it 's such a popular foodstuff . I had a most vile lunch today . Lecture cancelled though ... &SMILEY &NAME seems fine . I do n't know when &NAME is leaving , and I know nothing about any possible replacements ( sorry for being so uninformative ! ) . My project supervisor seems never to be in today ... how irritating ! Never mind . Must do some prep work for my first day of experiments next wednesday . Hope you have a good evening . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : hey babe . am here at work thinking of you , just waiting for the perfect job to announcs itself anf jump into my lap ... la la la ... life continues apace . choc cake and custard donuts are nice thp , and I have experienvced both today ... miss you ... naturally ... hope you 're looking after &NAME and enjoying the flat , muchos love , &NAME xx From : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME To : &NAME &NAME Subject : Re : &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME , Oh , perhaps that was why I did n't think it was a very good one then . &NAME ... strange that it 's such a popular foodstuff . I had a most vile lunch today . Lecture cancelled though ... &SMILEY &NAME seems fine . I do n't know when &NAME is leaving , and I know nothing about any possible replacements ( sorry for being so uninformative ! ) . My project supervisor seems never to be in today ... how irritating ! Never mind . Must do some prep work for my first day of experiments next wednesday . Hope you have a good evening . &NAME &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , Thanks for your prompt reply . I 'm glad you are hoping to come . You seem to be eating a lot of chocolate and things these days . I 'm in the library again ... dull . Must try to understand difficult lecture from yesterday before I have the next one this afternoon ... Tomorrow I start my project - exciting ! Flat is fine . I think &NAME can look after herself though . Hopefully . Oh well , have an interesting day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : you sayin " I 'm fat ? no , but we just had a team breifing with free lunch ... samosas ... sarnies ... pizza , yum , and raspberry and fresh cream roulade . mmm . shoul I get back to addressing my envelopes . the excitement . &NAME From : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME To : &NAME &NAME Subject : Re : &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , Thanks for your prompt reply . I 'm glad you are hoping to come . You seem to be eating a lot of chocolate and things these days . I 'm in the library again ... dull . Must try to understand difficult lecture from yesterday before I have the next one this afternoon ... Tomorrow I start my project - exciting ! Flat is fine . I think &NAME can look after herself though . Hopefully . Oh well , have an interesting day . &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : &NAME . I do n't have interesting days . here 's what I do . I get up at &NUM and go thro the usual morning ablutions for a normal person not obsessed with cleanliness . then &NUM or other parent drives me to work and all day I answer phones like this : " good morning / afternoon , the national ( higher tone of voice ) grid company " , with occasional breaks for tea / coffee . then I go home . there are bonuses . today we had a free buffet courtesy of the grid , which was tremendously delish , and they have water coolers , which really are the best thing since sliced bread . but that 's it . job , come to &NAME ... ach , computers . xxxx From : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME To : &NAME &NAME Subject : Re : &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , Thanks for your prompt reply . I 'm glad you are hoping to come . You seem to be eating a lot of chocolate and things these days . I 'm in the library again ... dull . Must try to understand difficult lecture from yesterday before I have the next one this afternoon ... Tomorrow I start my project - exciting ! Flat is fine . I think &NAME can look after herself though . Hopefully . Oh well , have an interesting day . &NAME &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: OR DO N'T BOTHER WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER IF I DO THIS ? WILL I BE ABLE TO ERASE IT WHEN I LEAVE ? WILL IT ALLOW ME TOUSE MESSENGER OR JUST &NAME ? AND WHY CAN I NOT REMEMBER TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK ? Oh dear . &NAME lock is okay , I thought I had said something wrong for a moment . If you 're bored , try trillian ... &WEBSITE It allows you to use &NAME and &NAME ITS has n't blocked it so I use it here . See you , &NAME &NAME , &NAME wrote : WELL . I DO N'T KNOW . AND I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT CAPS LOCK ON . I WILL FIND OUT IN MY LUNCH BREAK . MY MIND IS &NAME WITH THE BOREDOM . &NAME XX Hi &NAME , It wo n't be baked beans ( I do n't like them ) . Nor will it be fish ( we are having a fortnight of poverty ) . I 'll try and make sure it is n't poisonous . Oh , &NAME emailed me to ask what time you 're getting in to &NAME station ? Could you let me know please ? Thanks ! Very much looking forward to seeing you ! &NAME Unless expressly stated to the contrary , the views expressed in this email are not necessarily the views of National &NAME &NAME plc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates ( Group Companies ) , and the Group Companies , their directors , officers and employees make no representation and accept no liability for its accuracy or completeness . This e-mail , and any attachments are strictly confidential and intended for the addressee ( &CHAR ) only . The content may also contain legal , professional or other privileged information . If you are not the intended recipient , please notify the sender immediately and then delete the e-mail and any attachments . You should not disclose , copy or take any action in reliance on this transmission . You may report the matter by calling us on + &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM . Please ensure you have adequate virus protection before you open or detach any documents from this transmission . The Group Companies do not accept any liability for viruses . An e-mail reply to this address may be subject to monitoring for operational reasons or lawful business practices . Unless expressly stated to the contrary , the views expressed in this email are not necessarily the views of National &NAME &NAME plc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates ( Group Companies ) , and the Group Companies , their directors , officers and employees make no representation and accept no liability for its accuracy or completeness . This e-mail , and any attachments are strictly confidential and intended for the addressee ( &CHAR ) only . The content may also contain legal , professional or other privileged information . If you are not the intended recipient , please notify the sender immediately and then delete the e-mail and any attachments . You should not disclose , copy or take any action in reliance on this transmission . You may report the matter by calling us on + &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM . Please ensure you have adequate virus protection before you open or detach any documents from this transmission . The Group Companies do not accept any liability for viruses . An e-mail reply to this address may be subject to monitoring for operational reasons or lawful business practices . SUBJECT: Re : OR DO N'T BOTHER Hi &NAME , Trillian will allow you to access &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , and a few others . You can delete it at any time . It 's a small folder and it 's all self contained so there 's only &NUM thing to delete . &NAME to see you there . &NAME &NAME , &NAME wrote : WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER IF I DO THIS ? WILL I BE ABLE TO ERASE IT WHEN I LEAVE ? WILL IT ALLOW ME TOUSE MESSENGER OR JUST &NAME ? AND WHY CAN I NOT REMEMBER TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK ? Oh dear . &NAME lock is okay , I thought I had said something wrong for a moment . If you 're bored , try trillian ... &WEBSITE It allows you to use &NAME and &NAME ITS has n't blocked it so I use it here . See you , &NAME &NAME , &NAME wrote : WELL . I DO N'T KNOW . AND I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT CAPS LOCK ON . I WILL FIND OUT IN MY LUNCH BREAK . MY MIND IS &NAME WITH THE BOREDOM . &NAME XX Hi &NAME , It wo n't be baked beans ( I do n't like them ) . Nor will it be fish ( we are having a fortnight of poverty ) . I 'll try and make sure it is n't poisonous . Oh , &NAME emailed me to ask what time you 're getting in to &NAME station ? Could you let me know please ? Thanks ! Very much looking forward to seeing you ! &NAME Unless expressly stated to the contrary , the views expressed in this email are not necessarily the views of National &NAME &NAME plc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates ( Group Companies ) , and the Group Companies , their directors , officers and employees make no representation and accept no liability for its accuracy or completeness . This e-mail , and any attachments are strictly confidential and intended for the addressee ( &CHAR ) only . The content may also contain legal , professional or other privileged information . If you are not the intended recipient , please notify the sender immediately and then delete the e-mail and any attachments . You should not disclose , copy or take any action in reliance on this transmission . You may report the matter by calling us on + &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM . Please ensure you have adequate virus protection before you open or detach any documents from this transmission . The Group Companies do not accept any liability for viruses . An e-mail reply to this address may be subject to monitoring for operational reasons or lawful business practices . Unless expressly stated to the contrary , the views expressed in this email are not necessarily the views of National &NAME &NAME plc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates ( Group Companies ) , and the Group Companies , their directors , officers and employees make no representation and accept no liability for its accuracy or completeness . This e-mail , and any attachments are strictly confidential and intended for the addressee ( &CHAR ) only . The content may also contain legal , professional or other privileged information . If you are not the intended recipient , please notify the sender immediately and then delete the e-mail and any attachments . You should not disclose , copy or take any action in reliance on this transmission . You may report the matter by calling us on + &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM . Please ensure you have adequate virus protection before you open or detach any documents from this transmission . The Group Companies do not accept any liability for viruses . An e-mail reply to this address may be subject to monitoring for operational reasons or lawful business practices . SUBJECT: Re : OR DO N'T BOTHER Have remembered caps this time . Will try it in 'me lunch " . xxx Hi &NAME , Trillian will allow you to access &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , and a few others . You can delete it at any time . It 's a small folder and it 's all self contained so there 's only &NUM thing to delete . &NAME to see you there . &NAME &NAME , &NAME wrote : WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER IF I DO THIS ? WILL I BE ABLE TO ERASE IT WHEN I LEAVE ? WILL IT ALLOW ME TO USE MESSENGER OR JUST &NAME ? AND WHY CAN I NOT REMEMBER TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK ? Oh dear . CAPS lock is okay , I thought I had said something wrong for a moment . If you 're bored , try trillian ... &WEBSITE It allows you to use &NAME and &NAME ITS has n't blocked it so I use it here . See you , &NAME &NAME , &NAME wrote : WELL . I DO N'T KNOW . AND I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT CAPS LOCK ON . I WILL FIND OUT IN MY LUNCH BREAK . MY MIND IS &NAME WITH THE BOREDOM . &NAME XX Hi &NAME , It wo n't be baked beans ( I do n't like them ) . Nor will it be fish ( we are having a fortnight of poverty ) . I 'll try and make sure it is n't poisonous . Oh , &NAME emailed me to ask what time you 're getting in to &NAME station ? Could you let me know please ? Thanks ! Very much looking forward to seeing you ! &NAME Unless expressly stated to the contrary , the views expressed in this email are not necessarily the views of National &NAME &NAME plc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates ( Group Companies ) , and the Group Companies , their directors , officers and employees make no representation and accept no liability for its accuracy or completeness . This e-mail , and any attachments are strictly confidential and intended for the addressee ( &CHAR ) only . The content may also contain legal , professional or other privileged information . If you are not the intended recipient , please notify the sender immediately and then delete the e-mail and any attachments . You should not disclose , copy or take any action in reliance on this transmission . You may report the matter by calling us on + &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM . Please ensure you have adequate virus protection before you open or detach any documents from this transmission . The Group Companies do not accept any liability for viruses . An e-mail reply to this address may be subject to monitoring for operational reasons or lawful business practices . Unless expressly stated to the contrary , the views expressed in this email are not necessarily the views of National &NAME &NAME plc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates ( Group Companies ) , and the Group Companies , their directors , officers and employees make no representation and accept no liability for its accuracy or completeness . This e-mail , and any attachments are strictly confidential and intended for the addressee ( &CHAR ) only . The content may also contain legal , professional or other privileged information . If you are not the intended recipient , please notify the sender immediately and then delete the e-mail and any attachments . You should not disclose , copy or take any action in reliance on this transmission . You may report the matter by calling us on + &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM . Please ensure you have adequate virus protection before you open or detach any documents from this transmission . The Group Companies do not accept any liability for viruses . An e-mail reply to this address may be subject to monitoring for operational reasons or lawful business practices . Unless expressly stated to the contrary , the views expressed in this email are not necessarily the views of National &NAME &NAME plc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates ( Group Companies ) , and the Group Companies , their directors , officers and employees make no representation and accept no liability for its accuracy or completeness . This e-mail , and any attachments are strictly confidential and intended for the addressee ( &CHAR ) only . The content may also contain legal , professional or other privileged information . If you are not the intended recipient , please notify the sender immediately and then delete the e-mail and any attachments . You should not disclose , copy or take any action in reliance on this transmission . You may report the matter by calling us on + &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM . Please ensure you have adequate virus protection before you open or detach any documents from this transmission . The Group Companies do not accept any liability for viruses . An e-mail reply to this address may be subject to monitoring for operational reasons or lawful business practices . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR are good cooks - discuss Oh dear . &NAME lock is okay , I thought I had said something wrong for a moment . If you 're bored , try trillian ... &WEBSITE It allows you to use &NAME and &NAME ITS has n't blocked it so I use it here . See you , &NAME &NAME , &NAME wrote : WELL . I DO N'T KNOW . AND I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT CAPS LOCK ON . I WILL FIND OUT IN MY LUNCH BREAK . MY MIND IS &NAME WITH THE BOREDOM . &NAME XX Hi &NAME , It wo n't be baked beans ( I do n't like them ) . Nor will it be fish ( we are having a fortnight of poverty ) . I 'll try and make sure it is n't poisonous . Oh , &NAME emailed me to ask what time you 're getting in to &NAME station ? Could you let me know please ? Thanks ! Very much looking forward to seeing you ! &NAME Unless expressly stated to the contrary , the views expressed in this email are not necessarily the views of National &NAME &NAME plc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates ( Group Companies ) , and the Group Companies , their directors , officers and employees make no representation and accept no liability for its accuracy or completeness . This e-mail , and any attachments are strictly confidential and intended for the addressee ( &CHAR ) only . The content may also contain legal , professional or other privileged information . If you are not the intended recipient , please notify the sender immediately and then delete the e-mail and any attachments . You should not disclose , copy or take any action in reliance on this transmission . You may report the matter by calling us on + &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM . Please ensure you have adequate virus protection before you open or detach any documents from this transmission . The Group Companies do not accept any liability for viruses . An e-mail reply to this address may be subject to monitoring for operational reasons or lawful business practices . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR are good cooks - discuss &NAME , I ca n't download this at work ! I would be relieved of my kneecaps and wage packet fairly quickly . Oh dear . &NAME lock is okay , I thought I had said something wrong for a moment . If you 're bored , try trillian ... &WEBSITE It allows you to use &NAME and &NAME ITS has n't blocked it so I use it here . See you , &NAME &NAME , &NAME wrote : WELL . I DO N'T KNOW . AND I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT CAPS LOCK ON . I WILL FIND OUT IN MY LUNCH BREAK . MY MIND IS &NAME WITH THE BOREDOM . &NAME XX Hi &NAME , It wo n't be baked beans ( I do n't like them ) . Nor will it be fish ( we are having a fortnight of poverty ) . I 'll try and make sure it is n't poisonous . Oh , &NAME emailed me to ask what time you 're getting in to &NAME station ? Could you let me know please ? Thanks ! Very much looking forward to seeing you ! &NAME Unless expressly stated to the contrary , the views expressed in this email are not necessarily the views of National &NAME &NAME plc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates ( Group Companies ) , and the Group Companies , their directors , officers and employees make no representation and accept no liability for its accuracy or completeness . This e-mail , and any attachments are strictly confidential and intended for the addressee ( &CHAR ) only . The content may also contain legal , professional or other privileged information . If you are not the intended recipient , please notify the sender immediately and then delete the e-mail and any attachments . You should not disclose , copy or take any action in reliance on this transmission . You may report the matter by calling us on + &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM . Please ensure you have adequate virus protection before you open or detach any documents from this transmission . The Group Companies do not accept any liability for viruses . An e-mail reply to this address may be subject to monitoring for operational reasons or lawful business practices . Unless expressly stated to the contrary , the views expressed in this email are not necessarily the views of National &NAME &NAME plc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates ( Group Companies ) , and the Group Companies , their directors , officers and employees make no representation and accept no liability for its accuracy or completeness . This e-mail , and any attachments are strictly confidential and intended for the addressee ( &CHAR ) only . The content may also contain legal , professional or other privileged information . If you are not the intended recipient , please notify the sender immediately and then delete the e-mail and any attachments . You should not disclose , copy or take any action in reliance on this transmission . You may report the matter by calling us on + &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM . Please ensure you have adequate virus protection before you open or detach any documents from this transmission . The Group Companies do not accept any liability for viruses . An e-mail reply to this address may be subject to monitoring for operational reasons or lawful business practices . SUBJECT: &NAME Investigates Dear &NAME , Sorry I took so long to send you this &SMILEY &NAME your interview on Tuesday was good . Speak soon . &NAME So ... Scene &NUM - &NAME busts the door of a &NAME opium den open , shouting : &NAME : " Och , put yu' rre wee hands up where I can see them , or I 'll blow yu' rre heads off . " Startled stoners stagger to their feet ( Muttering , &NAME , argh , uch , och , ach ) - &NAME spots his man and drags him out by the kilt . Scene &NUM outside in a dingy alleyway Mc &NAME : " &NAME know yu' rre involved in this scam , smuggling-in imitation I ca n't believe it 's not real sheep 's bladder haggises . Who ewe getting them from &NAME , tell me or I 'll feed you to the Lynxs that live in these fields , and the rolling heather . " &NAME ( dumping his kilt ) : " &NAME , &NAME - it 's a chinese man called Wing wong - he 's running them out of &NAME in an imitation &NAME , disguised to look like a tram . " &NAME : " &NAME , that fiend . It 's a cunning disguise - I always knew he 'd be trying to muscle in om my turf , ever since I beat him in tossing the cabre in &NUM all those years ago . By the Sweat of &NAME &NAME I 'll put a stop to him - to be sure , so I will . " Tune-in tomorrow for the next installment ... SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Re : &NAME ] Here you are &NAME ... " The Tales of &NAME " Version &NUM &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , When you are bored , when you have absolutely nothing to do , when time seems to stand still , I would be grateful if you could add anything to , and correct incorrect details , in this following tale . &CHAR BRIEF HISTORY OF THE ORIGINS AND WAYS OF " QUON " &NUM evening , many many moons ago , when I was sojourning in the room of &NAME , we began to weave a strange and haunting tale ... A strange and haunting tale indeed ... As I inhaled ( a questionable habit ) copious quantities of &NAME 's extra strong coffee powder , I happened to mention a particular Raven I often saw on the roof outside my room . On hearing this , &NAME looked up , slightly startled . I could tell by the piercing look in his left eye that I had stumbled unwittingly upon something worth finding out . Little did I realise how deep the knowledge he carried within himself would affect our lives . cough , before proceeding to tell me that the Raven was , in fact , a messenger . I paused and glanced at him questioningly . The Raven , he continued , was reconnoitring this world of ours on direct orders from the &NAME &NAME Council . I learned that the bird 's name , translated into our tongue , was " &NAME " . This means " Bringer of Comfortable Mattresses " , but that is irrelevant . May I interject that if one were to try to pronounce " &NAME " in the native Ravenish tongue , it would sound something close to this : " &NAME " This however is quite hard to pronounce and so we shorten it to simply " &NAME " . &NAME had journeyed many light years from the Planet of &NAME where war was ravaging his beloved homeland . He had been instructed by the High Council to search for sentient life-forms willing to aid them in their struggle against the vicious , life-sucking " S.N.A.I.L. " sub-species . That is , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . These creatures represent a serious threat to the stability of the &CHAR &NAME , where the planet of &NAME exists . Finding himself in the City of &NAME , away from his home world 's air , he immediately took on the guise of the common " raven " , in character with the rest of his species . For indeed , whenever they leave the nitrous oxide filled environment of the Planet of &NAME its inhabitants develop a completely new genetic make-up , transforming them into their second form - a common raven . Second form ? Second effervation I think you 'll find ... Once in &NAME , &NAME headed for the place most likely to contain sentient life - &NAME &NAME 's College . He had read the University prospectus on his journey through the stars and sought out &NUM &NAME &NAME in particular as his sensors indicated a particularly high concentration of " unusual " neural development there . &NAME made his temporary headquarters , or " nest " as the locals called it , in the dense forest canopy to the rear of &NAME 's. Once base contact had been established he began a swift reconnoitre of the area by air . Suddenly a sharp sensation ran through his head . Then , almost imperceptibly slowly , a voice began to form in his brain , words entered his mind and he found himself listening to and communicating with another life-form . This being , he soon discovered , was called " &NAME " and lived at the top of &NUM &NAME &NAME . As the days went by their knowledge of each other grew and &NAME became a frequent visitor to &NAME 's room . He discovered in this human a mutual understanding of celestial physics and stellar thermodynamics . , not to mention inter-dimensional field theory on which &NAME himself was a renowned expert . Indeed , this is how it happened ... So , that brings me to the part of the tale where &NAME confided in me the knowledge of the existence of &NAME . Thereafter , I wished with all my heart to greet this curious emissary face to face . &NAME informed me that I should be able to do this the following morning and told me that the phrase " &NAME " ( I greet the o mighty one ) would be sure to produce an apt response . Indeed , tomorrow morning came , and I did all &NAME had suggested , additionally performing the Universal Greeting towards the bird . this involves lying down on the floor whilst shaking one 's head from side to side &NUM times then nodding it up and down &NUM times , during which time it is most proper to say the other being 's name in their native tongue . As I began to become acquainted with &NAME language became a bit of a problem . However , that particular hurdle was soon crossed as &NAME bestowed my computer with a Universal Translator , enabling perfect understanding between us to occur . Over the weeks my friendship with this strange ambassador has deepened remarkably . &NUM or &NUM curious incidents have taken place , such as the time when &NAME 's feathers turned white , giving him the appearance of a magpie . Upon consultation with &NAME I learned that this was normal behaviour , due to the tri-annual change of gender cycle which &NAME 's species undergo . I would not say that our relationship has always been perfect . Indeed , far from it . &NAME displays irritable tendencies at times and can become quite angry over relatively trivial misdemeanours , such as when I forget to perform the Universal Greeting daily towards him . However , on the whole , he is an absolutely charming fellow , and I hope you have the pleasure of meeting him some day . A quite fantastic tale , and one that deserves telling ... &NAME [ in ] &NAME [ in ] SUBJECT: Re : An email &NAME , Thank you kindly for emailing me with all those fascinating questions . I will endeavour to answer them now : &NUM &NUM So , how is your first week back in &NAME going ? My first week back in &NAME was not spent in &NAME , if you see what I mean . Nor was it spent in the bath , if that 's what you meant . I was away in &NAME at a Christian schools convention , where I judged junior platform events and played the bass guitar with my dad in the evening meetings . ( We did not play the same guitar , in case that 's what you were thinking . ) &NUM &NUM Are you enjoying your job ? I have not started my job yet . That begins on Monday . I spoke to my boss today who has decided to take my first week off in &NAME . I told him I thought that was a bit of a desperate measure - he disagreed . &NUM &NUM Why have n't you emailed me yet ? I site the answer to question &NUM as a possible answer to the above question . &NUM &NUM What time is it ? The time is &NUM : &NUM according to my computer clock . &NUM &NUM Do you like being asked questions ? &NAME , &NAME I suppose so . &NUM &NUM Could you think of as many questions as me ? Almost certainly - for example : How many sheep are there in your house ? How many sheep are there in your garden ? How many sheep are there in your village ? How many sheep are there in your county ? How many sheep are there in &NAME ? I do not expect answers to these questions . I 'm glad to hear you are learning to cook . I also cooked dinner last night , and very nice it was too . You 'll be pleased to learn that I have a 'really useful student cook-book " ! Well , tonight I am going with my family round to a friend 's house for some kind of take-away . It will probably not involve ravens , but I 'm sure it will be nice anyway . See you later &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME IS DEAD ! ! ! ! ! ! It 's true ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Reports are coming in of sightings of a lifeless Raven , lying below a tree somewhere in &NAME . It seems the Raven in question was attempting some form of strange and twisted communication ritual involving bizarre movements of the head . The word on the street is that this supposed Raven could actually be the one known only as &NAME , an intergalactic ambassador from the &CHAR &NAME . We now turn to our reporter on the scene . ... So , exactly how many reports have we had in. Reporter : Well ... actually not that many . How many ? Reporter : Well ... ummm ... not very many at all really . HOW MANY ? ? ? ? Reporter : Well , actually just the one . Just the one ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ! ! ! Who from . Reporter : The eye-witness was &NUM &NAME &NAME , who appeared to be quite flustered and claimed she had seen the " raven " lying below the tree . She also muttered something about being sick and tired of searching for &NUM . We do not believe this had anything to do with her story however . FOLKS ! ! ! ! ! I am hearing some breaking news . ... WHAT ? ? ? . . ... SURELY NOT ! ! ! ! ! . ... folks , I have just heard from reliable sources that the whole story is a hoax - set up by some poor disillusioned girl from &NAME who lost it somewhere during the search for this remarkable bird . The name " &NAME " has been banded about in relation to the &NAME incident , and some say that the aforementioned persona has had contact with the Raven since the reported 'death " of &NAME . &NUM LIVES ON ! ! ! ! ! ! SUBJECT: It could be YOU &NAME , I hope these accusations regarding &NAME are all scandalous false-hoods . Welcome home ! ! ! ! ( unless you are reading this email on holiday because you found a way to check your account - in which case Have a great holiday ! ! ! ) Speak soon , PB SUBJECT: Re : Secrecy on &NAME 's movements lifted ! &NAME , I do n't know what all this about you getting news about me from &NAME is ! Do n't trust someone who once tried to frame the death of &NAME ! I 'm sure all the things you 've heard are scandalous falsehoods ! Very impressed with the &NAME slide-show . FANTASTIC ! &NAME , with so much work , I do not have time to put together such fascinating documents ! I 'm sure anybody evesdropping on our correspondences would think we had serious psychological problems ! I wonder whether your next project might be to set up a " followers of &NAME " website . &WEBSITE or &WEBSITE or maybe &WEBSITE ( .gal is a galactic domain extension ) or maybe a commercial version &WEBSITE We could be up for making a lot of money here &NAME ! What do you think ? Anyway , we 'll talk soon . Later , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME ? How dare you ! Yeah , hi &NAME . &NAME so long ! Some of us have work to do you know ( only joking ) . Just &NUM weeks to go for me now ! ! ! ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! It has been quite a long haul , but I 'm really glad I 've done it . Who knows what doors it will open in the future as well . &NAME is good like that . Today my brother and I drove back to the house we used to live in &NUM years ago . We met some of our old neighbours , who at first asked us if we were lost , and then when we told them who we were they ahhhed and oohhhed , and then invited us in for a drink . We have not seen them for &NUM years ! It was really great . My new sound module sounds great . I 've got some excellent piano sounds - thought you might be pleased to know that . So , I hope your one-day-a-week job is not taxing you too much &NAME . Listen , do n't tire yourself working so much - it 's just not worth it . Anyway , enough of the sarcasm . &NAME all is well . We must talk about flat stuff soon . Large it &NAME , PB &NAME Oh , by the way , I would treat reports of &NAME frying ravens ( or whatever it was ) with very great suspicion . Let us not forget that she has attempted to trick us in the past ( and failed ) and very likely will try again . I 'm sure if there was any danger to &NAME himself , his ambassadors would have her eliminated before you could say " &NAME 's claw " . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , OK , here 's the deal . &NAME &NAME Signal Processing , meaning that you can add effects like reverb and chorus to the sounds ( pianos , guitars , etc. .. ) &NAME Musical Instrument &NAME &NAME ( or something like that ! ) . This means that you can link an instrument with &NAME to other instruments or devices such as the computer . This is how I do my computer based recording using the keyboard . I would suggest that for future use , &NAME is probably vital . I am surprised that the &NAME keyboard does not have &NAME , but I suppose that is why it is so cheap , as otherwise it sounds superior to the Casio . Any further questions let me know ! &NAME SUBJECT: Is n't it just so great Sir &NAME , In regards to the flat stuff : I think we will have enough saucepans . I am bringing a couple of tiny &NUM , but I think &NAME has some as well , and maybe &NAME or &NAME . &NAME knives . Hmmmm. Do n't think I 've got any at the moment . I have n't got any spare rugs unfortunately . I can confirm that I am indeed bringing : &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME The countdown continues , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Analysis of Welcome Poem This is a work of true genius &NAME - the product of a wildly overactive mind . &CHAR &NAME &NAME wrote : &CHAR COMPLEX LITERARY ANALYSIS OF THE HISTORIC WELCOME POEM ( WRITTEN BY HIS LORDSHIP ) BY A WORTHY FOLLOWER OF THE VENERABLE &NAME . &NAME Dear Flat people , I was so overwhelmed by the depth of hidden feeling , knowledge and purpose in &NAME 's poem that I felt I really must pass on this exposition of it To my flat mates of joy , [ Reference to this ( infinitesimal ) hypothetical temporal state of being on seeing &NAME . ] Say I , &NAME oh boy ! [ Origin unknown , possibly Canadian . Generally excepted as an exultation of glory to the male members of the flat . ( I.e. &NAME and &NAME ) This has been unsuccessfully disputed in recent years by followers of &NAME and &NAME . ] What fun we shall have as a &NUM ! [ &NAME approach to flat life , giving evidence to the view that dictators always start out like this . It is a little known fact that the term &NUM probably does not refer to the &NUM flat people , but may in fact be of anglo- canadian origin and mean group of &NUM slaves controlled by red-haired pseudo- deity . ] Will we not be cooking [ Earlier manuscripts substitute we and will , giving a more likely rendition of the text ] Fried RICE and looking [ Delusional reference to the mythical idea that students eat &NAME . Many treatises were written on this subject by the venerable &NAME &NAME . His authoritative writings still draw many followers . ] for chicken of suitable size ? [ Reference to expensive organic chicken usually smaller and therefore more difficult to find . Very popular with the revered flat people . ] Till we next meet then , [ &NAME anticipation of friendship , the author reveals his deep-felt need for companionship . Linked with the frailty of human emotion syndrome as studied by &NAME of the &NAME &NAME medical research labs . ] &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME &NAME , [ Here each of the author 's flat mates is personified as a well-known clock &NUM ) &NAME . An anagram of the V.G.A. clock ( &NAME Germ-free Apartment ) . Thought to pertain to the author 's ideal state of being for the coming year . &NUM ) &NAME The &NAME &NAME is often found in anthills . Its source of power is unknown , but it appears to work reasonably accurately . It comes with a built- in television . &NUM ) &NAME . There is no such clock , thereby giving great support to the popular view that the original spelling was N2o . This would then correlate with the well known laughing clocks of eastern &NAME . ( N2O is the chemical symbol for nitrous oxide more commonly known as laughing gas . ) &NUM ) &NAME . Likened to &NAME &NAME in &NAME , this shows the authors feelings regarding the permanency of &NAME , his unwavering tick-tock Some authorities use this reference to introduce the deity of &NAME , but we refute that , giving &NAME the credit . ] I wish you the best of the prize . [ Curiously , here the author appears to be wishing for his friends to enjoy his presence while he is absent . This seemingly contradictory statement actually makes perfect sense if the reader interprets the merit of the author 's presence inversely from that which is portrayed . However , scholars struggle over this version as it is generally thought His Lordship was very well liked by his colleagues . A dilemma for the modern mind to puzzle over if ever there was one . The venerable &NAME &NAME put it down to grammatical errors , but this proved highly unpopular with the &NAME ( Pro &NAME &NAME ) groups of his day , leading to his untimely martyrdom . ] What prize is this ? I hear you say , [ Figurative language appertaining to the gift of friendship . Fundamentalist followers of His Lordship often claim that he could actually hear his friends questioning remarks over hundreds of miles . This cannot be refuted strongly enough as current opinion states that His Lordship was definitely not divine . Some may argue that early engravings of the renowned flat person glow with a radiance of their own , but we attribute this to their being discovered in close proximity to radioactive surroundings &NAME &NAME 's &NAME ] Of which his lordship speaks today [ Allusion to the means of communication employed by the author to deliver his poem . Many beautiful words have been written on this proverbial verse of verses , highlighting the individuality of text . The appearance of living words are starkly contrasted by the citation of the author 's pseudo-title his lordship , denoting grim and lofty determination . However , the non-inclusion of capital letters in the name suggests a glimmer of recognition that mortality may have reached the author . Death comes to all . ] Why , tis living with me , of course ! [ False egoism , of which the author is prone . Also can be interpreted that the gift of friendship is living inside the author , or , for that matter , any gift . Could this possibly be another hidden allusion to the author 's brevity of existence ? The venerable &NAME &NAME was of that opinion . ] ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME ! ) [ Probably the author 's original comments . These words have become timelessly enshrined as the Pro &NAME &NAME benediction . &NAME squawk loudly while chanting in solemn Canadian monotones &NAME &NAME , &NAME many times over . This practice is outlawed in &NUM states due to the subtle machinations of the Venerable &NAME &NAME &NAME Group . These worthy individuals have taken it upon themselves to ensure the Welcome Poem is passed down through the generations in all purity and with the highest appreciation of purpose . ] SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , I HAVE FINISHED WORK ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Thanks for your little message . I was much amused and immediately summoned my brother to show him ! I just do n't know what 's got into &NAME - she used to be so harmless and seemingly docile . Oh well , I suppose it just goes to show that the only person you can trust is a potato . So , I assume you are well &NAME . My phone has broken - it now rings at about &NUM / &NUM rd the volume that it used to , so I ca n't hear it . But there is a service centre in &NAME , where they should be able to fix it for free ! &NAME ! See you soon , PB SUBJECT: &NAME People , A joke for you : A school was having real problems keeping the boys out of the girls toilets , so they decided to take further measures . They got all the boys together and sat them down before telling them : if you are caught in the girls toilet it will be £ &NUM the first time , £ &NUM the second time ... then one of the boys raised his hand and interrupted , saying , 'Sir , how much for a season ticket ? " &NAME or what ? &NAME , what do you think of Glyco-nutrient supplements ? I am thinking of taking them . See ya " &CHAR SUBJECT: An email Hi &NAME , So , how is your first week back in &NAME going ? Are you enjoying your job ? What do you do all day ? Why have n't you emailed me yet ? Are you well ? What time is it ? Do you like being asked questions ? Could you think of as many questions as me ? I could n't. My first week in bonny &NAME is proceeding okay . The scenery is pleasant , but it 's surprisingly chilly ! I 'm must have become too used to the hot weather in &NAME that I think normal is cold ! I have been tidying and organising my room , books , academic work , computer files , etc. I 've organised , re-organised , and cleaned up my computer goodness knows how many times . Just kidding actually , I 've only done it a few times seriously ! &NAME ha ha ! sorry , I just laughed out loud . I suddenly thought about &NAME punting on the river with some innocent tourists in tow , then suddenly scaring them senseless by jumping up and down , flapping his arms , and croaking like a demented raven . &NAME has a lot to answer for ! Every time I see a crow here ( and there are LOTS around here ! ) I think could you be &NAME ? ( Not really seriously ) I saw a whole flock of crows yesterday while I was out a bike ride the intergalactic advance party for the invasion of the Scottish Borders . Well , obviously do n't you agree ? I 've been learning to cook . So far I have made the dinner most days since I got back . It is quite an interesting experience . I also did the shopping myself today . ( &NAME in voice of five-year-old who proudly announces the achievement of some minor feat . ) I shall be perfectly adapted to flat life by the end of the &NAME . Incidentally , what about stuffed raven with nuts and garlic as a flat delicacy next term . ( I did n't say that ! Please do n't tell &NAME . I beg of you I mighty emissary ! ) I will end with the following quote from the ITS booklet Computing at &NAME . Do n't tell me you have n't read it ! I 'm amazed ! Utterly confounded ! Bemused , confused , and finally , shocked ! Section &NUM ; Never forget that the person on the other end is human ( &NAME ! ) It is easy to misinterpret a message without the voice inflections of face- to-face communication . I quite agree . Email has its limitations ! However , that should n't prevent you from writing a long reply ! Your sincere friend and flat-mate , &NAME [ in ] ( &NAME Is &NAME ! ) &NUM words SUBJECT: Sheep ? &NAME , Nor was it spent in the bath , if that 's what you meant We did not play the same guitar , in case that 's what you were thinking If you keep writing funny things like those I shall run out of wit . Now , before continuing on towards the main body of this epistle , I would humbly and fervently beg of you to please use &NUM spaces between your sentences . This one-space-hooliganism is driving my sentence-construction-neurosis to distraction . Thank you , &CHAR grammatical prince . ( &NAME ) Now , do you really think you can put me off answering the questions about sheep ? ! I 'm just itching to have a go ; How many sheep are there in your house ? None . Animals are nor welcome in my abode , even sheep . How many sheep are there in your garden ? Once again , none , usually . You see , since our garden is literally a ploughed field ( tractor and plough came last week ) there is no motivation for sheep to grace it with their presence . Oh well , we shall soon plant a nice lawn for them . How many sheep are there in your village ? I do not live in a village . I live in the COUNTRY . I.e. no nasty unhygienic people in close proximity abiding . I live surrounded by fields , some of which contain sheep , &NUM , grass , and other natural produce of the Scottish Borders agricultural system . I have never taken the time to count the sheep , just the &NUM , and therefore &NUM cannot give you an exact figure . &NAME . Will this ruin your life for good ? How many sheep are there in your county ? Check the internet . I would n't like to hazard a guess . I might be gloriously and utterly wrong . How many sheep are there in &NAME ? Multiply the population of &NAME by the number of people in &NAME divided by the number of daffodils in &NAME . The sheep , as well put by a young foreign guest of our family last summer is , after all , the national hero . There is a statue of him in a quaint southern Scottish town that 's what prompted this epitaph . I also cooked dinner last night , and very nice it was too . You 'll be pleased to learn that I have a 'really useful student cook-book " ! &NAME , well , good , what do you use it for ? &NAME , but &NAME has been informing me of your cookery skills &NAME 's comments on flat cooking to &NAME ; Glad to hear about your cooking ; now there 's one of us who can cook ( do n't trust &NAME and &NAME 's cooking , do n't trust &NAME 's methods of cooking , tend to be of the " What 's this ? How interesting ! I 'll put that in , then " variety ) . I thought that was highly amusing . Now , I am going to be a leader at an Scripture &NAME camp in a weeks time . This morning I discovered that someone from &NAME 's is going on the very same camp ! Not only that , but she was in my bible study group last year ! It 's &NAME . Is n't that amazing ? ! Well , this morning I 've been filling holes in wood with wood filler , while listening to Shine , &NAME , &NAME . &CHAR lovely monotonous job . This afternoon I went on a trip to a garden centre , after which I returned to prepare dinner . I made something with chicken this evening ( for the meal ) . Incidentally , have you heard from &NAME by email at all ? &NAME could n't understand why he did n't reply to her . I do n't think she knew it was his dad 's e-mail address she was sending to . Totally out of the blue , do n't you think &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME is simply delirious ? I 'm listening to it at this moment in time . &NAME and utter joy perhaps even eclipsing water ! Well , since I 've started talking of water again , I shall stop . It is my self-regulating signal that I have nothing of any further interest to say . So , adieu , for this evening . &NAME [ o] [ in] [ whatever really ! ] ( &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ! Fill this land with the Father 's glory ! ) SUBJECT: &NAME SIGHTED IN TREE News is fast coming in of a reported sighting of &NAME , the raven who doubles as an intergalactic emissary . An eye-witness source confirmed the sighting to our special reporter . Here are the latest details in this developing situation Date of sighting : Saturday 8th July &NUM &NAME : In a tree near &NAME &NAME is a little known area in &NAME 's national park . Exact location : &NAME : 54 &NUM ; &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME : 1 &NUM ; &NUM &NUM &NAME Our eye-witness source is a &NAME &NAME from &NAME . Appearing rather bemused she told our reporter she was convinced that I saw him , later making the omission that I may be entirely wrong : it may not have been &NAME who I saw . Her fascinating ideas on the reason for &NAME to be so far north are as follows ; I am sure that he has got wind of the fact that &NAME is now stationed in &NAME , and he was on his way there . As the raven flies , &NAME is directly midway between &NAME and &NAME 's home . Is this just a stunning coincidence ? When we asked &NAME to comment he retorted sardonically that Any idea that he is making his way to see me is pure speculation and I really cannot comment on what seems a rather absurd notion . &NAME 's immediate response to this unveiled attack on her sanity is unprintable . However , she did later make the following public statement , I have a programme whereby you can distort photos and make people 's noses and ears bigger or whatever you fancy . When questioned further , she just smiled in an unsettling kind of way . Our editor wisely noted that there could be trouble ahead here . &NAME 's account of &NAME 's behaviour shed 's little light on the situation ; He was so evidently grumpy ( squawking &NAME and viciously attacking the surrounding tree branches ) that I can only assume that his tracking devices are causing problems for him . ( &NAME is a technical term . ) What could have made &NAME so mad ? Is &NAME telling the whole truth or hiding some vital information ? &NAME suggested that You may have to resort to contacting &NAME &NAME ( DIFFERENT is spelled R.I.G.H.T. ) about it so that he can telepathically communicate with &NAME and put him back on the right course . A very good idea and one which we are following up as you read . However , there is only &NUM person who can tell us what we need to know , and that 's &NAME but where is &NAME ? &NAME is heading the section detailed to locate the renegade raven . We asked her what her strategy was for finding The Emissary . Her spokesman said she has her whole family looking out for a dumb-looking raven . &CHAR leaked report from &NAME 's &NAME &NAME Ltd. later informed us that he had been subsequently sacked for dissing the undefiled name of &NAME , pending an official investigation by the &NAME &NAME Council . We will keep you updated in this important state of affairs . Remember , keep your eyes open for &NAME . All sightings should be reported to the official Hunt for &NAME &NAME &NAME . Telephone number &NUM &NUM &NUM . Please ask for &NAME before describing you sighting in detail to those of the establishment without the required security clearance . Thank you . SUBJECT: My Vision &NAME , How is my Scottish friend ? Who ! ? What ? ! Where ? ! When ? ! Most importantly why ? Actually , I am fine . I 've just returned from my camp . It was fantastic , although I am absolutely totally mind-numbingly exhausted . I only got &NUM hours of sleep per night for the week . Sleeping in a dormitory with &NUM hyperactive unnaturally energetic ten-year old kids has many disadvantages . However , I really enjoyed it all and the weather was perfectly splendid . I knew a few people before I got there and knew a lot more by the time I left . I was in &NAME &NAME yesterday ( not to see the golf , but to get a kettle ) and it was totally packed because of the Open . I have just received a disconcertingly strange e-mail from &NAME about her bikini . I was absolutely disgusted . Are you on holiday ? Hmmm. That 's a difficult one . Considering term finished on the 30th June and does n't start again until October Yes ! I 'm going to &NAME on Saturday though and looking forward to it all except the heat , the flight and the language difficulties . I only speak Scottish and English . Oh well ! It will be an experience I am sure ! I hope your work is going well and you are coping with the lack of spare time which you seem to have . Considering I have n't stopped for literally more than &NUM minutes in the last week I can empathise with you considerably . I just cannot understand how &NAME can do one of those camps this &NAME ! She ca n't be human . Now , on to business &NAME ! ! ! What ! ! ! &NAME is dead ! ! ! Oh , thank goodness , it 's just a hoax ! That had be badly shaken for a moment there . Do I take it rightly then ? - that &NAME has performed an elaborate hoax by staging the death of &NAME ? Just wait till I see her . I am most displeased . I arranged a legally binding contract with &NAME 's &NAME &NAME Ltd. I am not about to take this lying down . &NAME , old chap , would you send me the transcripts from the reporter who interviewed &NAME please ? I need some solid evidence to pursue my vendetta . some poor disillusioned girl from &NAME who lost it Enough of the sympathy ! This is serious now . &NAME appeared to me in a dream last night . ( I had eaten some cheese the night before ) Here is what I can remember of my dream As I slept , I saw a hazy black object speeding across a seemingly huge expanse of silvery grey sky . As I watched , the object began to grow in size and became darker and blacker than the deepest hole or cave you can imagine . What appeared to be stars began to spiral towards the object until there were so many that they flowed into it in the likeness of a milky river glistening with hundreds and thousands of precious stones . Then the scene changed suddenly . I was standing on the top of a huge mountain , overlooking a city which I recognised . As I watched , an arrow of flaming fire appeared from the north and sped down into the heart of the city . Sounds of wailing and moaning reached my ears as the entire city was consumed . The scene changed once again . I found myself standing on the banks of a cool shallow river . On the opposite bank a shadowy figure was lurking . I called on him in clear and ringing tones to show himself . He wore darkness as a cloak and his face was more alive looking than any I had ever beheld . He was a raven . He spoke to me in a language I did not understand , using words &NUM cannot remember . However , I understood his message . His face began to swim before me - I could see cities , kings and nations in his eyes . Then all was black . The dream is interpreted as follows In the opening scene we see &NAME winging his way across the hiajfhboj , which is the equivalent of the lowlands in his home planet of &NAME sometimes described as Planet of the &NAME . The increase in &NAME 's size correlates to his flourishing knowledge of the ways of men . His similarity to a black hole emphasises the idea persistent in Siluhfodascian literature that they alone will &NUM day know everything , that there shall be no end to their knowledge and dominion . The river of stars represent those who oppress and defy &NAME , his people , the &NAME , and their ways . Many are those , bright perhaps in their own way , but ultimately consumed . This scene represents the power and majesty of the &NAME . The second scene portrays the judgement on those who diss &NAME . The city represents &NAME and the judgement upon &NAME for staging &NAME 's death is inevitable . The arrow from the north is &NAME , stationed as he is in some secret location near my abode . This scene represents the terror and judgement of the &NAME . In the final scene the river portrays the uncrossable divide between the land of men and the &NAME . No man can ever set foot in &NAME perhaps this is just as well . The raven is a picture of &NAME 's people . Their knowledge and antiquity burning bright but cloaked from us by vast distances in time and space . &NAME thought as a means of communication is briefly referred to here . The sudden end of the dream suggests a hint of what lies in the future for &NAME . Could they be trying to pass on some of their ways and dominion to us as their time runs out . This scene represents the personality and communicativeness of the &NAME . Thank you . Make of that what you will , but it 's message is startlingly clear to me . I fear it came as a warning against us becoming to familiar with &NAME as to stage elaborate hoaxes . Enough , no more , tis not as much as it was before - &NAME . The name &NAME has been banded about in relation to the &NAME incident , and some say that the aforementioned persona has had contact with the Raven since the reported 'death " of &NAME . Quite true . He followed me to &NAME camp . He observed me playing frisbee golf and football , was concealed in a tree as I was soaked with water by ten-year olds , peered through my dorm window as I caught some brief sleep . Yes , I have had contact with &NAME , not to mention my dream . Yours in &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Who , me ? ? ? Hi &NAME , Did you get my text messages ? Cool ! What did you think of &NAME 's Voyager leaflet ? Cool ! What did you think of &NAME 's e-mail about &NAME ? Scandalous ! Anyway , as you may have guessed , I went down to see the flat yesterday . I had a great day and saw &NAME too . I think the bedrooms all need a coat of paint . The rest of the flat is optional . We have acquired ( do n't ask me how ! ) an ironing board and a TV table which are not in the official inventory . There were no letters for you in the post box . Have we decided finally on bedroom allocation ? If it 's what I think it is then &NAME 's smells of smoke . Most of the curtains do n't match . In the living area there are &NUM darkish blue &NUM seater settees . The fridge has a minor defect . We have a telephone socket ! ! ! It 's in the hall and there is a telephone ( extremely old , disgusting , dirty , unhygienic , will be disposed of as soon as I remember the rubber gloves type ) but the line is not connected . The little intercom system with the front door is fun ! &NAME and I played around with it for a while . We need air freshener musty smell in most areas . No bed linen , duvets , pillows etc. are provided . There are no headboards on the beds , which are thick metal and extremely ugly I 'll be bringing a valance . The toilet makes a noise like an aeroplane taking off . ( At least it 's not an elephant trumpeting this year ! ) The windows are quite nice . There is a cool little spy-hole in the flat door &NAME and I played with that too . The flat address is ; &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME 4DS . The electricity works by a meter . There is an electronic key which must be taken down to a power shop and recharged in return for money . There is £ &NUM left in our meter . Most flats use £ &NUM per week , so we 're rather lucky . We also went to College in search of &NAME 's shirts . &NUM is basically a builder 's yard ! The floors are up , etc Unfortunately we could n't find the shirts , but they may be in a lock-up so do n't give up hope yet ! I also went to the NatWest bank and enquired about flat accounts . &NAME . We shall need to discuss that nearer the time . Basically we need &NUM other person to operate it . Anyway , I 'm off on holiday early Saturday morning . E-mail silence for nearly &NUM weeks how awful ! Hope your job is going well . Hope your family is well . Will hear from you soon hopefully . Yours in the &NAME &NAME , &NAME ( Remember that ! ) SUBJECT: Q. I hope you do n't have the cheek to pick this up before you get home My most humble apologies I mighty one . I cannot account for the strange and prolific effervations exhibited by &NAME at the moment . What ! ! ! Tell me more ! I had no idea ! Well &NAME , I had a marvellous holiday . I will let you see my holiday snaps when they are developed they will be quite different from normal photos , mark my words . Anyway , that is something for you to anticipate joyously . &NAME to hear from you the day before yesterday . Incidentally , the temperature while I was phoning was &NUM degrees in the shade . Needless to say , I was not in the shade . I have acquired some French and Swiss recipes , with a prolific use of garlic in them . I hope you get my postcard soon . &NAME is deliciously cool ! Have you heard about the abominable mess the Scottish exam results are in incompetence ! Anyway , I think I shall do some developing this afternoon . &NAME this is so short an email , but I am waiting until later before I give you the news of &NAME . You are being kept in suspense . See you , &NAME &NAME &NAME what does &NAME know about &NAME ? ? ? She told me that frankly these sick perversions disgust me . ? ? ? Yours worriedly , &NAME . SUBJECT: &NAME ? Hi &NAME , Just wondering if you 're ... alive ? Still sentient ? Let me know at your convenience . Thank you , &NAME ( We had an absolutely horrendous lightening storm this morning . It cut the power here . I bet you 're glad you 're not on holiday in &NAME like &NAME ! ) SUBJECT: &NAME and &NAME &NAME ! Hi there ! Glad you 've finished work , you are no doubt relieved . Well , &NAME nutrient supplements ! I 've never heard of them . However , in general I think taking vitamin supplements is a good idea and has a positive effect on a person 's health . I think I 'll have to try and start to take iron supplements , as I often tend to approach blackout when I stand up . Our foods these days do not contain what they should do . At any rate , if what I fear flat cooking will be like is true , I would definitely take them . I myself take a nutritional health drink most mornings . Anyway , this flat stuff is just chaos . I ask you , does anyone actually read the e-mails I send them ? ! When I write things like please make your views known to the collective in bold capital letters , you 'd think they 'd realise I was trying to get a message across ! &NAME has been conjuring up more devious anti-Quon propaganda . Here is a sample of her latest gossip Oh , I saw &NAME the other day , and you wo n't believe what he was up to ! We were eating our picnic [ & ] I saw &NAME fly past . He made as if he was going to land on the grass beside our car , and suddenly lunged to the left towards an unsuspecting seagull and proceeded to maul it Good old &NAME ! He was good enough to let his victim fly away though - so he did n't absolutely kill it . We really must take her to task ! This is becoming an obsession with her . Do you think she is working for some dark and sinister anti-Quon league ? Send me your wisdom and thoughts on the matter . I hope your phone gets fixed . Anyway , write back soon , as e-mails are the highlights of my life ! By the way , &NAME also seems to think she is a member of the canine species SUBJECT: Keyboards Hi &NAME , Well , I am having difficulty choosing between &NUM keyboards . Perhaps you will be able to help me out &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME ; No of &NAME : &NUM &NUM Polyphonic Notes : &NUM &NUM Sounds : &NUM &NUM Rhythms : &NUM &NUM Track / &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM / &NUM &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : Yes Yes &NAME Speaker : Yes Yes &NAME &NAME : Yes Yes &NAME NO Yes Touch &NAME : Yes Yes &NAME &NAME : Yes Yes &NAME : Yes Yes &NAME &NAME : Yes Yes &NAME : £ &NUM £ &NUM Now , do you know what &NAME is ? Is &NAME important , and what is it ? Are track / song memories important ? What are polyphonic notes are they important ? Is the number of sounds important ? I.e. Would a slightly less expensive model be a lot worse than these ? Thanks for your anticipated help ! Please let me know a.s.a.p. if possible , as I have to buy it tomorrow or Wednesday ! Also , would you be interested in bringing KITCHEN SCISSORS , and DUSTERS to the flat as &NAME forgot them ? Also if you have a TOASTER , &NAME forgot that too ! This would be very helpful . See you soon , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , Hi . It was great to see you and everyone else in &NAME . We never got around to discussing prayer and bible study as an integral part of flat life . Perhaps we should ? Am I correct in assuming that we are taking the following rooms ? &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME . If not , please tell me . I am able to bring &NUM pull-cords for the lights in the bathroom and toilet . I hope this is agreeable . The current &NUM are forbidden by department of environmental health legislation . And no , before you ask , I did n't check . Oh , I am looking forward to living in this flat . Do you have any ideas for the name which should appear on our cheque book ? ( It 's top priority decisions like these which we need to sort out immediately . ) Did we definitely decide the stuffed moose 's head was impossible ? I think it would look imposing . Please write me an interesting reply . Thanks , &NAME &NAME I have absolutely no desire to become the youngest ever chief executive of &NAME Inc. I am a chemist . SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Something to cheer you up ] The next president of the &NAME ... " If we do n't succeed , we run the risk of failure . " ... &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. " Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. " &NUM word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor , and that &NUM word is " to be prepared " . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. , &NUM / &NUM " I have made good judgments in the past . I have made good judgments in the future . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. " The future will be better tomorrow . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. " I stand by all the misstatements that I 've made . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. to &NAME &NAME , &NUM / &NUM / &NUM " When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA , my answer has been direct & simple : Who is to blame for the riots ? The rioters are to blame . Who is to blame for the killings ? The killers are to blame . ... &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. " We have a firm commitment to &NAME , we are a part of &NAME . We have a firm commitment to &NAME . We are a part of &NAME . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. " It is n't pollution that 's harming the environment . It 's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. " Welcome to Mrs. &NAME , and my fellow astronauts . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. &NAME is essentially in the same orbit ... &NAME is somewhat the same distance from the &NAME , which is very important . We have seen pictures where there are canals , we believe , and water . If there is water , that means there is oxygen . If oxygen , that means we can breathe . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. , &NUM / &NUM / &NUM " The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation 's history . I mean in this century 's history . But we all lived in this century . I did n't live in this century . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. , &NUM / &NUM / &NUM " I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. , &NUM / &NUM / &NUM " Verbosity leads to unclear , inarticulate things . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. , &NUM / &NUM / &NUM " We 're going to have the best educated American people in the world . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. , &NUM / &NUM / &NUM " People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. " I am not part of the problem . I am a Republican " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. " A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. " Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. , &NUM / &NUM / &NUM " We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. , &NUM / &NUM / &NUM " For NASA , space is still a high priority . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. , &NUM / &NUM " Quite frankly , teachers are the only profession that teach our children . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. , &NUM / &NUM / &NUM " The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that &NAME &NAME may or may not make . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. " We 're all capable of mistakes , but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. " [ It 's] time for the human race to enter the solar system . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. " Public speaking is very easy . " ... Governor &NAME &NAME &NAME , Jr. to reporters mailto : &EMAIL Address : &NUM &NAME &NAME , &NAME , DH1 1JW &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM The address &EMAIL is a restricted mailing list : you cannot send to it . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME GET YOUR COPY OF " &NAME &NUM " &NUM GREAT SHOTS OF EVERYONE 'S FAVOURITE MODEL FOR EVERY MONTH OF THE YEAR . &NAME , I hope you are " keeping on moving " . See ya , &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : " &NAME &NUM " Dear &NAME &NAME , I regret to inform you that " &NAME &NUM " is currently out of print due to excessive demand . Since the year is drawing to an end it is unlikely that there will be a 6th reprint . However , I invite you to reserve your copy of " &NAME &NUM " - a new and exciting venture which we are now promoting . The calendar is expected to be ready for publication in mid-December , so avoid the Christmas rush and book your copy today ! Yours faithfully , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " Customer Services &NAME &NAME " &NAME &NAME " inc . &NUM ( " &NAME &NAME " and " &NAME &NAME " are registered trademarks of " &NAME &NAME " inc . Reproduction of these terms is prohibited by &NAME , under the &NUM &NAME Descriptions Act , section &NUM ) SUBJECT: Re : " &NAME &NUM " Many thanks sir , You can be assured I will be ordering in bulk within the next week . Sincerely , Mr. &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME &NAME , I regret to inform you that " &NAME &NUM " is currently out of print due to excessive demand . Since the year is drawing to an end it is unlikely that there will be a 6th reprint . However , I invite you to reserve your copy of " &NAME &NUM " - a new and exciting venture which we are now promoting . The calendar is expected to be ready for publication in mid-December , so avoid the Christmas rush and book your copy today ! Yours faithfully , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " Customer Services &NAME &NAME " &NAME &NAME " inc . &NUM ( " &NAME &NAME " and " &NAME &NAME " are registered trademarks of " &NAME &NAME " inc . Reproduction of these terms is prohibited by &NAME , under the &NUM &NAME Descriptions Act , section &NUM ) SUBJECT: &CHAR / end &NAME , Have a fab weekend ! Make sure you spend at least half of it in the bath ! Looking foward to celebrating your birthday on Sunday . Bye Mr. &NAME &NAME I tilt my head slightly and to the side , and smile in a benign manner whilst half-closing my eyes . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME ? &NAME , I will be at my Grandparent 's house , but they are on the inet , so I 'll try and be there . See ya &CHAR Dear &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME , I would like to ask if you would mind not chatting tomorrow evening ( Sunday ) until &NAME , as I will be atchurch from 6pm . I hope this is coinvenient let me know if it is not . Still 'marshallbees chatroom . However , it would be much better if you could all get netscape instant &NAME ( &WEBSITE ) by then . I 've got it now and it only took about &NUM minutes to get and download . It is really cool and can do wonderful things . If we all got it then we could chat on it . However , until then 'marshallbees , Sunday , 8pm . See you then , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ! ! ! &NAME , My sister is in love with you . &NAME , she 's not . Anyway , I 'm glad you are wallpapering . It will do you good to get that messy paste all over your baby-smooth hands ! I 've been away for the last few days visiting my friend &NAME in &NAME ( you might remember him ) . I had a GREAT time and it was not at all ridiculous ! Apart from the fact that I missed my train on the way home , and thus had to buy another ticket - quite painful - and that meant that I missed my football match today - significantly unimpressive . My computer science revision work is fairly boring , especially software engineering - I just do n't want to learn about requirements engineering - I just DO N'T! Anyway - speak soon . &CHAR &NAME , I am NOT AMUSED ! ! Just how many people has " &NAME shown that picture to ? Revenge is sweet &NAME &NAME and I am a master of it . Anyway , I hope &NAME is favourable to &NAME . " I can imagine your family standing on the highlands in the freezing drizzle , clad in your family kilts , lustily singing in the dawn on New Year 's day . Or have I got slightly the wrong impression ? - Yes , you 've got slightly the wrong impression ! Keep working at the multi-tasking . Now &NAME , thanks for the pictures which you sent me . However , I asked for one where you looked " pensive not " evil . Any more would be appreciated. ( ! ) So , what have you been up to in the past few days ? Are you settling down into your new home ? Today I am wallpapering . It is very boring ! Yesterday I was working , which was quite good fun . I saw your 'Savage Garden &NAME &NAME advertised on television last night . Anyway , the chemistry is going pretty well how is computer science ? &NAME &NAME I tilt my head slightly and to the side , and smile in a benign manner whilst half-closing my eyes . &NAME &NAME and I wish to invite you and &NAME to chat online Sunday at 6pm . SUBJECT: You 've obviously passed Warp &NUM ! &NAME ! ! ! Hi , I 'm well . " Am I bored ? Well , probably not , although I 'm rather lazy . I 've not done as much Chemistry as I could have . No , I most certainly am not revising my quantum mechanics ! ( Yet ! ) That would make me disillusioned for the entire holiday . So , you 're in a new house ! Well , anything is bound to be 'relatively tiny after &NUM rooms ! Yes , I hope your room will be alright too . When you ask me to say hi to " everyone , to whom are you referring ? By the way , I 've just finished watching " Voyager on the television . Did you see it ? If you did , then I 'll just say that living with you if you had passed warp &NUM would n't be very different than reality just kidding ! So , what are you up too ? Are you sharing a bedroom in your new house ? How is &NAME ? &NAME is in good health , thanks to your restorative makeover on Saturday . Are your nails still that " hideous shade of colour ? Well , &NAME , I was wondering if you had any pictures of yourself which you could e-mail me . You see , I 'm looking for one of you with a condescending gaze , and also &NUM where you have your hands raised up , expounding some theory or suchlike . Can you help ? Well , I hope you 're " keeping moving on . &NAME feels very isolated up here . Tell me , does it feel isolated living in the deep south , where most other people live ? I have trouble imagining that it can ! Have you heard from anyone else whom I know yet ? Well , I 'm trying to study as much as I can psychologically cope with , but I 'm going to be working in my dad 's bookshop tomorrow and Friday this week . That should give me a welcome break from the hallowed halls of chemistry . I 'm going to be spending the New Year up in the Scottish Highlands &NAME , and may possibly be going skiing . Last time I skied I fell over . I was about &NUM . I did n't much care for it and have never been back since . I hope I do n't fall down this time as it would be infinitely more embarrassing ! Anyway , I am also looking forward to going on the internet much more as we are changing our &NAME to one which provides a totally free service ntl . Tell me , does &NAME have netscape instant messenger service ? &NAME is thinking of downloading it . ( She has SUCH a mind of her own ! ) I hope you and your family are all well in your new home . I 'm really looking forward to receiving your amusing e-mail ! &NAME &NAME I tilt my head slightly and to the side , and smile in a benign manner whilst half-closing my eyes . SUBJECT: CHAT ! ! ! &NAME , &NAME and I are in &NAME chat - chatroom 'marshallbees " Join us if you can . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME ! ! ! &NAME , I am NOT AMUSED ! ! Just how many people has " &NAME shown that picture to ? Revenge is sweet &NAME &NAME and I am a master of it . Anyway , I hope &NAME is favourable to &NAME . " I can imagine your family standing on the highlands in the freezing drizzle , clad in your family kilts , lustily singing in the dawn on New Year 's day . Or have I got slightly the wrong impression ? - Yes , you 've got slightly the wrong impression ! Keep working at the multi-tasking . Now &NAME , thanks for the pictures which you sent me . However , I asked for one where you looked " pensive not " evil . Any more would be appreciated. ( ! ) So , what have you been up to in the past few days ? Are you settling down into your new home ? Today I am wallpapering . It is very boring ! Yesterday I was working , which was quite good fun . I saw your 'Savage Garden &NAME &NAME advertised on television last night . Anyway , the chemistry is going pretty well how is computer science ? &NAME &NAME I tilt my head slightly and to the side , and smile in a benign manner whilst half-closing my eyes . &NAME &NAME and I wish to invite you and &NAME to chat online Sunday at 6pm . SUBJECT: The board 's decision is FINAL &NAME , 'My sister is in love with you &NAME , she 's not . - What ? ! I 'm confused . Does this have anything to do with a certain photograph ? Whether or not the incidents are related , I wish that photo be destroyed instantly. ( ! ) " It will do you good to get that messy paste all over your hands ! - I disagree . My manager disagrees . The &NAME 's &NAME - relations team disagrees . " you might remember him [ &NAME ] - Yes , I do . I had the privilege to shake his hand on the stairs of &NUM &NAME &NAME earlier this year . " I just do n't want to learn about requirements engineering I just DO N'T! - You mean , you do n't want to learn about it ? Subtlety is a craft you have undoubtedly attained mastery of . Now , &NAME &NAME Regarding your communication dated 13th December &NUM in which you stated that ; " &NUM [ &NAME ] have similar characteristics to an amphibious-type creature who has evolved &NUM million years in a few hours and has mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habits . These personal revelations slightly worried me . So much so that I referred your case to the good doctor &NAME . So full of humility is she that she denied having any medical skill but nevertheless submitted the following observations to the " What to do about &NAME 's Rare Illness Board of &NAME 'Sounds worrying . We have a slug for a CU rep ? Perhaps worse : a CU rep with the characteristics of a slug . Worse still : you have a Flat-mate with the characteristics of a slug . So , &NAME is slow , leaves slim wherever he goes , and has " uncontrollable mating habits . Talk to him . Ask him what the problem is . one of the things I do n't get about guys is the way they bottle things up and do n't talk to others about . I think that &NAME has been somewhat stressed . Therefore , &NAME &NAME , the Board of Enquiry hereby diagnoses you with 'Slug-Stress-Syndrome , a rare illness that stems from too much time around " female computers . The side effects are varied and generally devastating . The following web-site is available for those who feel that this disease will push them over " the edge : &WEBSITE . Anyway &NAME , it was a shame you could n't make it to chat last night . In the end , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and I turned up . We talked for about an hour . An uninvited guest turned up , calling himself " &NAME . We do n't know who he was , but he was very nasty and called us names , like " elitists and " cliquey ( only he called it " clicky and &NAME corrected him ) . &NAME told him she was delighted to be an elitist if it meant she could spell correctly . Then we all told him to go away and learn to spell , and I told him to learn grammar too . It was quite amusing , and &NAME was quite rude towards him ! ( By the way , &NAME says his computer automatically changes his words to what he really means to say hence the interesting combinations of letters issuing forth from his direction . ) I just hope we do n't actually know &NAME " &NAME . It would be awful if it turned out to be someone we 'd invited to chat it was n't you was it ? So &NAME , is &NAME going to get &NAME &NAME &NAME Service ? I 've got it on &NAME now it has wonderful potential . I 'm going down to &NAME on &NAME &NAME , primarily so my Grandmother can see where I 'm at university . Is there anything you 'd like me to do ? Well , how are you settling into your house ? Are you looking forward to Christmas ? What will you be doing at &NUM : &NUM on the 29th of December ? Do you want to know the history of &NAME ? This is a possible version of events Well , a long time ago in the delta &NAME [ all my stories start there , it 's such a happening place ] there was a young computer named &NAME . She was a very lonely computer and often wondered where her future lay . She desperately wished that she could have a young computer programmer to love and &NAME . &NUM day , she met a raven . This raven was called " &NUM [ translates to " &NAME remember him ] and an aura of &NAME enveloped him . In fact , it enveloped him so thickly that young &NAME could n't even see him , so she relied on her &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME System ( logos , Greek " the word ) . Anyway , &NAME and &NAME had a heart to binary-matrix talk , the outcome of which changed &NAME 's hard disk forever . Shortly after their conversation ( for &NAME was very impetuous ) &NAME successfully pleaded with &NAME to transport her to earth . That gallant raven obliged , and , &NAME met up with a strange young man . Her first observation was that He had similar characteristics to an amphibious-type creature who had evolved &NUM million years in a few hours and had mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habits . However , she could cope with that as she was a very interesting computer herself . Anyway , she introduced herself to the young computer scientist ( for that was what he was ) who fell head over heels in love with her ( he was good at gymnastics ) . &NAME ( for that was this intriguing young programmer 's name ) and &NAME were inseparable after that particular display of gymnastics &NAME being very impressed with his general humility and speed of speech patterns . The end or just the beginning ? &NAME well , &NAME , I think I shall do something else . I look forward with delight and the promise of joy to your next communication . Also , I ca n't believe Voyager is not on television this week ! Until the next time of correspondence , &NAME [ y] [ o] [ in] [ this list is getting longer ] SUBJECT: stood-up ? Boys and girls , &WEBSITE at &NUM : &NUM on Sunday , but could not locate a chat room entitled Marshallbees ( or numerous variants on the theme ) . Hmmmmm. Please enlighten me on my undoubted error . &CHAR Dear &NAME , &NAME you could n't be there on Sunday , it was fun . We had an interloper ( freak ) join us . Weird . Hope you have a good time at your grandparents " house- you should definitely sleep and rest ! Hope your family 's well , got to rush , love &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : The board 's decision is FINAL &NAME [ y] [ &CHAR ] " gerrrrrrrrrrms " &NAME , I think you have maliciously quoted my last communication out of context , and I will have no further contact with you or any of your colleagues unless it is through my lawyer . - -------The following communication is from &NAME &NAME 's lawyer , Mr. &NAME &NAME &NAME Esq. , As Mr. &NAME 's lawyer , I assure you that you are , how shall I put it ... in the soup . Frankly , you are a very unwise young man to have crossed my client . You have dealt in an immature manner , and will be dealt with accordingly . You may be assured that you will be sued to the full extent of the law , and will probably never see your homeland again . ( you can expect to be deported as a slave to &NAME ) Oh yes , Mr. &NAME , you have played with fire , and now you 're going to get burned ( or burrrrrrrrned , as you would say ) . You have unfortunately messed with one of the most important personages in the country ( in the form of my client ) , and I do n't get paid £ &NUM an hour to fool around - in other words , your life as you know it is about to be terminated . So there 's the good news Mr. &NAME . The bad news is that my people ( thugs / mercenaries some might call them ) will be round shortly to un-tuck your bed-sheet . Yes it 's true Mr. &NAME , I 'm afraid there is no easy way to break this kind of news . So , until we meet face to face ( probably in the dock ) let me wish you a happy future . Sincerely , Mr. &NAME . - &NAME Transmission-------- &NAME , 'My sister is in love with you &NAME , she 's not . - What ? ! I 'm confused . Does this have anything to do with a certain photograph ? Whether or not the incidents are related , I wish that photo be destroyed instantly. ( ! ) " It will do you good to get that messy paste all over your hands ! - I disagree . My manager disagrees . The &NAME 's &NAME - relations team disagrees . " you might remember him [ &NAME ] - Yes , I do . I had the privilege to shake his hand on the stairs of &NUM &NAME &NAME earlier this year . " I just do n't want to learn about requirements engineering I just DO N'T! - You mean , you do n't want to learn about it ? Subtlety is a craft you have undoubtedly attained mastery of . Now , &NAME &NAME Regarding your communication dated 13th December &NUM in which you stated that ; " &NUM [ &NAME ] have similar characteristics to an amphibious-type creature who has evolved &NUM million years in a few hours and has mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habits . These personal revelations slightly worried me . So much so that I referred your case to the good doctor &NAME . So full of humility is she that she denied having any medical skill but nevertheless submitted the following observations to the " What to do about &NAME 's Rare Illness Board of &NAME 'Sounds worrying . We have a slug for a CU rep ? Perhaps worse : a CU rep with the characteristics of a slug . Worse still : you have a Flat-mate with the characteristics of a slug . So , &NAME is slow , leaves slim wherever he goes , and has " uncontrollable mating habits . Talk to him . Ask him what the problem is . One of the things I do n't get about guys is the way they bottle things up and do n't talk to others about . I think that &NAME has been somewhat stressed . Therefore , &NAME &NAME , the Board of Enquiry hereby diagnoses you with 'Slug-Stress-Syndrome , a rare illness that stems from too much time around " female computers . The side effects are varied and generally devastating . The following web-site is available for those who feel that this disease will push them over " the edge : &WEBSITE . Anyway &NAME , it was a shame you could n't make it to chat last night . In the end , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and I turned up . We talked for about an hour . An uninvited guest turned up , calling himself " &NAME . We do n't know who he was , but he was very nasty and called us names , like " elitists and " cliquey ( only he called it " clicky and &NAME corrected him ) . &NAME told him she was delighted to be an elitist if it meant she could spell correctly . Then we all told him to go away and learn to spell , and I told him to learn grammar too . It was quite amusing , and &NAME was quite rude towards him ! ( By the way , &NAME says his computer automatically changes his words to what he really means to say hence the interesting combinations of letters issuing forth from his direction . ) I just hope we do n't actually know &NAME " &NAME . It would be awful if it turned out to be someone we 'd invited to chat it was n't you was it ? So &NAME , is &NAME going to get &NAME &NAME &NAME Service ? I 've got it on &NAME now it has wonderful potential . I 'm going down to &NAME on &NAME &NAME , primarily so my Grandmother can see where I 'm at university . Is there anything you 'd like me to do ? Well , how are you settling into your house ? Are you looking forward to Christmas ? What will you be doing at &NUM : &NUM on the 29th of December ? Do you want to know the history of &NAME ? This is a possible version of events Well , a long time ago in the delta &NAME [ all my stories start there , it 's such a happening place ] there was a young computer named &NAME . She was a very lonely computer and often wondered where her future lay . She desperately wished that she could have a young computer programmer to love and &NAME . &NUM day , she met a raven . This raven was called " &NUM [ translates to " &NAME remember him ] and an aura of &NAME enveloped him . In fact , it enveloped him so thickly that young &NAME could n't even see him , so she relied on her &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME System ( logos , Greek " the word ) . Anyway , &NAME and &NAME had a heart to binary-matrix talk , the outcome of which changed &NAME 's hard disk forever . Shortly after their conversation ( for &NAME was very impetuous ) &NAME successfully pleaded with &NAME to transport her to earth . That gallant raven obliged , and , &NAME met up with a strange young man . Her first observation was that He had similar characteristics to an amphibious-type creature who had evolved &NUM million years in a few hours and had mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habits . However , she could cope with that as she was a very interesting computer herself . Anyway , she introduced herself to the young computer scientist ( for that was what he was ) who fell head over heels in love with her ( he was good at gymnastics ) . &NAME ( for that was this intriguing young programmer 's name ) and &NAME were inseparable after that particular display of gymnastics &NAME being very impressed with his general humility and speed of speech patterns . The end or just the beginning ? &NAME well , &NAME , I think I shall do something else . I look forward with delight and the promise of joy to your next communication . Also , I ca n't believe Voyager is not on television this week ! Until the next time of correspondence , &NAME [ y] [ o] [ in] [ this list is getting longer ] SUBJECT: sound of silence &NAME , I am going away on Saturday so there will be an " email silence " from myself for about a week . Respectfully yours , &CHAR SUBJECT: SUMMONS To : &NAME &NAME From : Her Majesty 's &NAME &NAME Service Re : Notification of the charges being brought against you by Her Majesty 's Government Dear Sir , Your client and yourself have hereby been charged with &NUM count of unlawful egoism , intent to practice human slavery , unlawful rolling of &CHAR 's, and threatening behaviour . The charges are outlined in more detail as follows ; &NUM ) Unlawful pride . You said : " one of the most important personages in the country ( in the form of my client ) . The law says : " Anyone with the Christian name " &NAME is of no importance whatsoever - &WEBSITE of the &NUM Civil Liberties Act. &NUM ) Intent to practice human slavery . You said : " You can expect to be deported as a slave to &NAME . The law says : 'Slavery is forbidden by the laws and practices of our dominion . - Section &NUM , subsection &NUM of the &NUM &NAME &NAME . &NUM ) Unlawful rolling of &CHAR 's. You said : " Or burrrrrrrrned , as you would say . The law says : " No one who is not of Scottish birth may roll their &CHAR 's in public . - &NAME &NAME , granted by His Majesty &NAME &NAME the 6th of &NAME . &NUM ) Threatening behaviour . You said : 'My people ( thugs / mercenaries ) will be round shortly to un-tuck your bed-sheet . The law says : " Bed-sheets must NEVER be disturbed whilst being slept in. - Section &NUM of the &NAME Act of Public Conduct , &NAME &NAME , &NUM . If you and your client are found guilty you are likely to be Sentenced to &NUM years incarceration at an egoism treatment centre for committing crimes of " &NAME &NAME . Deported to &NAME for " intent to practice human slavery . Summarily executed for " unlawful rolling of &CHAR 's as the original penalty for that crime has never been repealed . Cleaned from head to toe in dettox once a week for the rest of your life by specially trained therapists . You and your client are hereby summoned to appear in court at &NAME &CHAR , &NAME City , at &NUM : 30pm on the 7th day of January , &NAME . Do not be late . &NAME &NAME ( Her Majesty 's &NAME &NAME Service ) SUBJECT: Hi &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Hi &NAME , You went to the flat - I take it my room has not been ransacked then ? &NAME is well , I spoke to him the other day ( in case your at all even slightly interested in the well-being of the &NUM with the ginger hair of destiny ) The war sounds good - as long as it does not cause me any discomfort of any sort I am up for it . I had a good time away - plenty of reading and stuff . Finished one of my books . We also had snow - it was white ! ! ! ! I 'm looking forward to whacking my heater on full as soon as I get back ! See you soon , &NAME &NAME ! Hi . How was your time away from home ? Is it snowing down there in &NAME ? We had a beautiful white Christmas here in &NAME . I like snow . Anyway , what have you been up to in the past week ? I was down in &NAME on Tuesday last . I went to the flat it was absolutely FREEZING ! Not much else to say really , everything was still there . Oh , incidentally , did you know we 've declared war on &NAME &CHAR ? E-mail reply to &NAME " This fiasco could start a war ! &NAME ! ! Who 's declaring ? ? - &NAME &CHAR hereby declares war on the residents and furnishings of &NAME &NAME We will do all within our power to defeat you . We will fight you on the stairs , we will fight you in your rooms , we will fight you in the hallways and corridors of power . We will do all humanly possible to protect our land and it 's " inheritance . We will not rest until you have been defeated . Reasons why we shall win &NAME has an evil laugh , which turns human blood to jelly . &NAME has prophesied our victory who dares go against that ? ! &NAME is so tidy your hearts will fail for fear when he says the dread-word " vacuum-cleaner . &NAME is so messy it will scare you senseless . &NAME has a sword of destiny and none of you do ha ! I thought you might like to know . Anyway , I 'm going up to the highlands for New Year in a few hours , so I 'd better go and pack some things ! See you , &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : go here ] this is cool &WEBSITE / &NAME &NAME &NAME College , &NAME University SUBJECT: Hi &NAME ! Hi , When are you all going back to &NAME ? I 'm returning on Saturday at midday . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : munching on tree bark Pray tell , good Sir , who is the foe ? &NAME the Gracious &NAME wrote : Good afternoon &NAME . Hope you had a great day and that your exams went smooooothly . In &NUM &NUM / &NUM hours I will have completed an eight-hour day at the science site ! No rest for the &NAME eh ? ! &NAME is coming round for dinner tonight ! But then maybe you 'll not get this message until tomorrow ( which will then , of course , be today ) at which point you will realise that this whole message contains virtually useless information . In fact one might say that our society is in danger of drowning in a sea of useless information - what do you think sire ? Anyway , " till we meet again and the foe is vanquished ... &CHAR SUBJECT: munching on tree bark Good afternoon &NAME . Hope you had a great day and that your exams went smooooothly . In &NUM &NUM / &NUM hours I will have completed an eight-hour day at the science site ! No rest for the &NAME eh ? ! &NAME is coming round for dinner tonight ! But then maybe you 'll not get this message until tomorrow ( which will then , of course , be today ) at which point you will realise that this whole message contains virtually useless information . In fact one might say that our society is in danger of drowning in a sea of useless information - what do you think sire ? Anyway , " till we meet again and the foe is vanquished ... &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : munching on tree bark How silly of me . &NAME &NAME wrote : Why , the Englishman of course ! &CHAR &NAME wrote : Pray tell , good Sir , who is the foe ? &NAME the Gracious &NAME wrote : Good afternoon &NAME . Hope you had a great day and that your exams went smooooothly . In &NUM &NUM / &NUM hours I will have completed an eight-hour day at the science site ! No rest for the &NAME eh ? ! &NAME is coming round for dinner tonight ! But then maybe you 'll not get this message until tomorrow ( which will then , of course , be today ) at which point you will realise that this whole message contains virtually useless information . In fact one might say that our society is in danger of drowning in a sea of useless information - what do you think sire ? Anyway , " till we meet again and the foe is vanquished ... &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : munching on tree bark Why , the Englishman of course ! &CHAR &NAME wrote : Pray tell , good Sir , who is the foe ? &NAME the Gracious &NAME wrote : Good afternoon &NAME . Hope you had a great day and that your exams went smooooothly . In &NUM &NUM / &NUM hours I will have completed an eight-hour day at the science site ! No rest for the &NAME eh ? ! &NAME is coming round for dinner tonight ! But then maybe you 'll not get this message until tomorrow ( which will then , of course , be today ) at which point you will realise that this whole message contains virtually useless information . In fact one might say that our society is in danger of drowning in a sea of useless information - what do you think sire ? Anyway , " till we meet again and the foe is vanquished ... &CHAR SUBJECT: morn " &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Good morning my old codger ! Have a great practical ! See you later , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : morn " See you ! &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Good morning my old codger ! Have a great practical ! See you later , &NAME SUBJECT: Hi &NAME Hi &NAME &NAME , How is your practical going ? Is it as challengingas you hoped for ? Mine was n't too bad . I look forward with great relish to dinner this evening . &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME Hmmmmmmmm. . . My practical is a little bit technical for me , but I 'm wading through slowly . Dinner will be DELICIOUS ! &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME &NAME , How is your practical going ? Is it as challengingas you hoped for ? Mine was n't too bad . I look forward with great relish to dinner this evening . &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME You 'd better wade a bit quiker - you only have &NUM minutesleft . I am SO GLAD that dinner will bedelicious - I salivate in anticipation . ( Not true ) &NAME &NAME wrote : Hmmmmmmmm. . . My practical is a little bit technical for me , but I 'm wading through slowly . Dinner will be DELICIOUS ! &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME &NAME , How is your practical going ? Is it as challengingas you hoped for ? Mine was n't too bad . I look forward with great relish to dinner this evening . &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Hi &NAME ! Hi &NAME ! Are you cooking dinner yet ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME ! &NAME , I 'm in the Chemistry department computer room ! ! ! Is n't that exciting ! ! ! ! &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME ! Are you cooking dinner yet ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME ! Highly exciting &NAME . I hear you are not joining us for dinner this evening . Shame on you &NAME &NAME ! &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I 'm in the Chemistry department computer room ! ! ! Is n't that exciting ! ! ! ! &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME ! Are you cooking dinner yet ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME ... ( ! ) Hope you shocker ! &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , I 've just sent this to &NAME , from &NAME . I think &NAME still has no idea about what 's really going on here - I expected her intelligence to be higher . &NAME &NAME , I do n't think you fully undrestand the depths of my true feelings for you . &NAME &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME is &NUM Most esteemed friends , Romans and countrymen , I am now &NUM . I am having a party on Friday ( 9th ) . Please come round to my flat ( &NAME &CHAR ) and bring something consumable . PLEASE invite anyone else who I 've ( quite probably ) missed off the list , not because I do n't like them AT ALL , but because I 've randomly banged this address list together . Anyway , come round ( if you want to ) any time after &NUM : &NUM &NAME . &NAME &NAME If any of my flat-mates do n't know about this , then , &NAME ... sorry . SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , yes I think you 're right . I 'm feeling tired and more than a little unmotivated this morning ! Oh well , now I must pull myself together ! &CHAR &NAME wrote : Good morning &NAME , I hope you stop feeling sticky soon . Canadians are dangerous . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi Indeed you must . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , yes I think you 're right . I 'm feeling tired and more than a little unmotivated this morning ! Oh well , now I must pull myself together ! &CHAR &NAME wrote : Good morning &NAME , I hope you stop feeling sticky soon . Canadians are dangerous . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME , for your vacation has begun ! Most illustrious prince , Greetings from &NAME &NAME I 've been to " Pizza Hut " this lunchtime where I ate &NUM slices of pizza . ( As did &NAME . ) I am extremely full . I feel ill . ( Please feel free to mourn and transform yourself into a picture of abject misery on my behalf . ) The weather here is lovely . We said &NAME to &NAME this morning . &NAME and I are now alone . Last night we stayed up talking by candle-light to &NAME until 1am . The candle gradually went out and then we continued talking in darkness until 2am . &NAME and I were tired this morning . I trust that you and &NAME are both in good spirits ? Convey to her my good wishes , if you will . I am printing out exam papers in the library . I am now going to go shopping to look for a present for Mother 's Day . The end-of-term-feeling is weird . It 's not entirely unpleasent , but very strange . We are entertaining again this evening ; &NUM first year girls and &NAME and &NAME are coming for dinner . I still do n't feel like eating and dinner . I must go , I look forward to continuing our conversations by electronic mail . By the way &NAME , what is your address this vacation , as I would like to send you a postcard when I go on holiday . Please let me know today or tomorrow . Thank you . &NAME " Excellence is never an accident " SUBJECT: 3rd January &NUM &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ( Hi ) Firstly , why does &NAME seem to think it 's the 3rd of January &NUM ? Is she that behind the times ? &NAME &NAME . Secondly , I must thank you for sending me &NUM e-mails whilst I have yet to finish writing one . Thirdly , thanks awfully for sending me your address . Fourthly , &NAME is very amusing ! Fifthly , my brother is thinking about getting a guitar . What type do you have ? ( The &NUM &NAME likes . He could only tell me it was an &NAME &NUM , he did n't know the model number etc. ) Yes , I have managed to do some work ! I 'll be doing some more after I 've finished writing to you . What on earth did you and &NAME teach the little beasties at your dad 's school ? I find the idea very amusing . Well , I got back home on Tuesday evening . My story is as follows On Tuesday I managed to clean most of the flat , including the shower and bathroom . I also walked to the science site to visit the library and show my friend where the &NAME department was . In addition to that I defrosted and cleaned our fridge / freezer , and also cleaned my room with the utmost thoroughness . After that I had to pack my room , and as a result of my hectic morning , after busying myself with all this running around , I had to rush frantically to the railway station . I arrived on the platform , much out of breath due to the rather weighty nature of my bags , to see the train pulling out of the station . My heart sank , as the next train was not due for at least an hour . Thankfully it was not my train , which had been delayed by the ineptitude of &NAME by &NUM minutes . This was &NUM time when I was thankful for inefficiency . Eventually my train arrived and I embarked upon my journey , sad to leave &NAME . My train was then delayed by vandalising children on the railway track . I arrived in &NAME over &NUM minutes late , but still in &NUM piece and much calmer than I had been while rushing to try and catch my train . Now , I will keep you up to date with the latest happenings in that exiting focal point of all our lives , &NAME &NAME Well , on Monday evening &NAME invited &NAME and &NAME and &NUM first year CU girls ( &NAME and &NAME ) for dinner . The meal was most delicious , and afterwards one of the first years ( &NAME ) was given the opportunity to cut &NAME 's golden locks - a most amusing occurrence indeed . The poor unfortunate girl was halfway through the task when she accidentally cut some of &NAME 's ear off . Now , you know what &NAME is like when he gets angry about something Well actually , he did n't assault her , but he yelled and almost cursed about it for a substantial number of minutes . I think the blood contrasted beautifully with his pale complexion . So &NAME now has a mutilated ear , something he will doubtless cherish as it was done at the hands of one of his favoured girls . Seriously though , it was only a small &NAME . Anyway , are you well ? Yesterday evening I was in the middle of a power cut . At &NUM : &NAME I was gaily about to check my e-mail , when the computer switched off and I was plunged into darkness . We proceeded to eat our dinner by the light of oil lamps . We lit our fire and &NUM the played the piano by candlelight for half an hour . It was very beautiful , but could get boring quite easily . I then went up to my room , oil lamp in hand , and began to study . At 8pm the electricity came back on and I succeeded in checking my e-mail . My next piece of uninteresting trivia is that I now have absolutely free internet access at any time of the day or night ! We have signed up to ntl , the telephone company , and that is why I am sending you this in the middle of the day . Any time you wish to chat online just let me know , as it would be fun . Also , if you want &NAME &NAME &NAME Service , it can be downloaded from the following location ... &WEBSITE o73026 &NAME others will get it too , as it is an extremely interesting piece of software . Anyway , it is extremely cold here . I woke up this morning and the temperature was only &NUM degrees &NAME . It feels like I 'm back in January ! So , write soon , and I hope you get some work done . &NAME " Eat one live tree frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day " SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME , Hi . The &NAME Code Yes , I think it is a hoax probably . I do n't know an awful lot about it , and I probably think there are significant number patterns in the &NAME , but I do n't think I like the idea of using word patterns etc. to tell the future . Why do you ask ? I think you are investigating it . Do you understand the computer-based side ? I do n't know how much my brother is willing to spend on a guitar - probably a lot if I know him . What do you mean by " what 's your problem " ? Out of interest , could you tell me your guitar 's model number and details ? &NAME seems to think you 're giving it to him . That 's awfully kind of you &NAME . I do n't do caber-tossing . I do surface chemistry ( at least that 's my aim for today ) . This afternoon I intend to help my mum paint the bathroom ceiling before going into &NAME to buy some Mother 's Day gifts . I do hope &NAME gets better soon . Have you got &NAME &NAME &NAME yet ? Incidentally , your storage heater was on , but I 've switched it off now . &NAME this is a short e-mail , surface chemistry is calling - faintly . " Till you reply , &NAME SUBJECT: Arise ! Arise ! It 's &NUM : &NUM Oh most fair and wondrous &NAME , Here is my address : &NUM &NAME Road &NAME Park &NAME &NAME 3PT Today I begin my work campaign . I am not particularly looking forward to it , but I must just GET ON WITH IT . Miss &NAME has now left , and therein lies a story : I was taking her to &NAME to drop her off with her brother , and she assumed that it would be easy enough to find the place because she knew what it was called - &NAME Halls . Thus , she did not ask for directions , and upon arriving in &NAME , she realised that it was somewhat bigger than she had expected and we would perhaps not be able to just " find " the place by knowing its name ! And so , &NUM people , a number of text messages and an hour later we eventually found our destination ! Anyway , she is there now and I am emailing you from my living room where &NAME is currently residing . See you later , &NAME Most illustrious prince , Greetings from &NAME &NAME I 've been to " Pizza Hut " this lunchtime where I ate &NUM slices of pizza . ( As did &NAME . ) I am extremely full . I feel ill . ( Please feel free to mourn and transform yourself into a picture of abject misery on my behalf . ) The weather here is lovely . We said &NAME to &NAME this morning . &NAME and I are now alone . Last night we stayed up talking by candle-light to &NAME until 1am . The candle gradually went out and then we continued talking in darkness until 2am . &NAME and I were tired this morning . I trust that you and &NAME are both in good spirits ? Convey to her my good wishes , if you will . I am printing out exam papers in the library . I am now going to go shopping to look for a present for Mother 's Day . The end-of-term-feeling is weird . It 's not entirely unpleasent , but very strange . We are entertaining again this evening ; &NUM first year girls and &NAME and &NAME are coming for dinner . I still do n't feel like eating and dinner . I must go , I look forward to continuing our conversations by electronic mail . By the way &NAME , what is your address this vacation , as I would like to send you a postcard when I go on holiday . Please let me know today or tomorrow . Thank you . &NAME " Excellence is never an accident " SUBJECT: Re : 3rd January &NUM &NAME , &NAME is having problems of &CHAR , how shall I say , personal nature . I wonder if she has some deep psychological problem that she is n't telling me about . The other day she just would n't light up , and even though I pumped her switches ( something that usually really gets her going ) I could not turn her on at all ! And then , after I had delved around her innards for half an hour or so and actually got her to boot up , her time and date settings were &NAME . Very strange . You have free internet access ! ! ! ! JEALOUSY , ENVY , JEALOUSY , MALICE , HATRED , ENVY , JEALOUSY , JEALOUSY . ( a few of the emotions that were running through my head in the last few seconds ( not necessarily in that order ) ) What do you think of the &NAME Code . I think it 's a hoax . I have a &NAME &NAME &NAME guitar . What is your problem ? Seriously , how much is your brother wanting to spend ? &NAME , I wo n't keep you from your caber-tossing any longer &NAME , C ya , &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ( Hi ) Firstly , why does &NAME seem to think it 's the 3rd of January &NUM ? Is she that behind the times ? &NAME &NAME . Secondly , I must thank you for sending me &NUM e-mails whilst I have yet to finish writing one . Thirdly , thanks awfully for sending me your address . Fourthly , &NAME is very amusing ! Fifthly , my brother is thinking about getting a guitar . What type do you have ? ( The &NUM &NAME likes . He could only tell me it was an &NAME &NUM , he did n't know the model number etc. ) Yes , I have managed to do some work ! I 'll be doing some more after I 've finished writing to you . What on earth did you and &NAME teach the little beasties at your dad 's school ? I find the idea very amusing . Well , I got back home on Tuesday evening . My story is as follows On Tuesday I managed to clean most of the flat , including the shower and bathroom . I also walked to the science site to visit the library and show my friend where the &NAME department was . In addition to that I defrosted and cleaned our fridge / freezer , and also cleaned my room with the utmost thoroughness . After that I had to pack my room , and as a result of my hectic morning , after busying myself with all this running around , I had to rush frantically to the railway station . I arrived on the platform , much out of breath due to the rather weighty nature of my bags , to see the train pulling out of the station . My heart sank , as the next train was not due for at least an hour . Thankfully it was not my train , which had been delayed by the ineptitude of &NAME by &NUM minutes . This was &NUM time when I was thankful for inefficiency . Eventually my train arrived and I embarked upon my journey , sad to leave &NAME . My train was then delayed by vandalising children on the railway track . I arrived in &NAME over &NUM minutes late , but still in &NUM piece and much calmer than I had been while rushing to try and catch my train . Now , I will keep you up to date with the latest happenings in that exiting focal point of all our lives , &NAME &NAME Well , on Monday evening &NAME invited &NAME and &NAME and &NUM first year CU girls ( &NAME and &NAME ) for dinner . The meal was most delicious , and afterwards one of the first years ( &NAME ) was given the opportunity to cut &NAME 's golden locks - a most amusing occurrence indeed . The poor unfortunate girl was halfway through the task when she accidentally cut some of &NAME 's ear off . Now , you know what &NAME is like when he gets angry about something Well actually , he did n't assault her , but he yelled and almost cursed about it for a substantial number of minutes . I think the blood contrasted beautifully with his pale complexion . So &NAME now has a mutilated ear , something he will doubtless cherish as it was done at the hands of one of his favoured girls . Seriously though , it was only a small &NAME . Anyway , are you well ? Yesterday evening I was in the middle of a power cut . At &NUM : &NAME I was gaily about to check my e-mail , when the computer switched off and I was plunged into darkness . We proceeded to eat our dinner by the light of oil lamps . We lit our fire and &NUM the played the piano by candlelight for half an hour . It was very beautiful , but could get boring quite easily . I then went up to my room , oil lamp in hand , and began to study . At 8pm the electricity came back on and I succeeded in checking my e-mail . My next piece of uninteresting trivia is that I now have absolutely free internet access at any time of the day or night ! We have signed up to ntl , the telephone company , and that is why I am sending you this in the middle of the day . Any time you wish to chat online just let me know , as it would be fun . Also , if you want &NAME &NAME &NAME Service , it can be downloaded from the following location ... &WEBSITE o73026 &NAME others will get it too , as it is an extremely interesting piece of software . Anyway , it is extremely cold here . I woke up this morning and the temperature was only &NUM degrees &NAME . It feels like I 'm back in January ! So , write soon , and I hope you get some work done . &NAME " Eat one live tree frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day " SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME my partner in crime , How 's &NAME ? Thanks for the card - &NAME sends her love . She seems to be rather unstable at the moment . I have thought a few times , dare I say it , about how nice it would be to 'replace " her . Please keep this quiet as it is a bit of a touchy subject , I 'm sure you can imagine . ( knowing your experience with women ) Today I was teaching the wee beasties again . As of this afternoon I decided never to have children ! &NAME I am going to see &NAME tomorrow , and we will do 'sporty " things like play squash and football . When are we coming to visit you in the father-land next term ? Did we decide on a date ? I think we said the first w/end of term ? ? ? My thumb hurts because my brother kicked a football at me and it bent my hand . Yes , I know it 's a violent game . How 's the chemistry ? See ya " &NAME &NAME , Hi . The &NAME Code Yes , I think it is a hoax probably . I do n't know an awful lot about it , and I probably think there are significant number patterns in the &NAME , but I do n't think I like the idea of using word patterns etc. to tell the future . Why do you ask ? I think you are investigating it . Do you understand the computer-based side ? I do n't know how much my brother is willing to spend on a guitar - probably a lot if I know him . What do you mean by " what 's your problem " ? Out of interest , could you tell me your guitar 's model number and details ? &NAME seems to think you 're giving it to him . That 's awfully kind of you &NAME . I do n't do caber-tossing . I do surface chemistry ( at least that 's my aim for today ) . This afternoon I intend to help my mum paint the bathroom ceiling before going into &NAME to buy some Mother 's Day gifts . I do hope &NAME gets better soon . Have you got &NAME &NAME &NAME yet ? Incidentally , your storage heater was on , but I 've switched it off now . &NAME this is a short e-mail , surface chemistry is calling - faintly . " Till you reply , &NAME SUBJECT: Startling revelations indeed ! Hi " &NAME " What are you ? Some sort of weird South American flower with a penchant for difficult-to-pronounce names ? " When are we coming to visit you in the father-land next term ? Did we decide on a date ? I think we said the first &CHAR / end of term ? ? ? " - Yes , we decided the first weekend of term . That is the 27th - 29th April . Please write it in large letters in your diary . I have to organised things for then , so the date must be confirmed . What time do your lectures finish on the Friday ? Is it still &NUM : &NAME ? 'She [ &NAME ] seems to be rather unstable at the moment . I have thought a few times , dare I say it , about how nice it would be to 'replace " her . Please keep this quiet as it is a bit of a touchy subject , I 'm sure you can imagine . ( knowing your experience with women ) " - &NAME ! I 'm shocked ! Does &NAME know you might be going to &NAME her ? Please can I tell people ? It could be quite amusing . 'Scandalous revelations as &NAME ditches &NAME after long-term relationship turns sour . Allegations of &NAME being involved in " Please &NAME ! We would n't produce anything until term started again , if you like . It would be such fun ! Anyway , let me know . Who are &NAME 's lawyers ? I think you 'll be needing to contact &NAME , &NAME and whoever soon . The chemistry is well . Do you want to cha online sometime ? Let me know if you do , and if so , when is convenient . Well , I have a lab report to do today , and I 'm going down to &NAME tomorrow . I shall visit the flat and check on things there . Is there anything you 'd like me to do ? I hope you enjoyed your day with &NAME , and he is well . &NAME ( Actively seeking clearance to publish details of the rumoured split between &NAME and &NAME . ) SUBJECT: Re : Newspaper Article &NAME , This is very funny . ... I think &CHAR &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , Please read this ; it 's interesting , relevant , and will impact on society in a big way . &NAME goes to &NAME and myself . &NAME / &CHAR &NAME &NAME you are all well , &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : Startling revelations indeed ! &NAME , OK , alright then . ... I 'll let you publish some scandalous rumours ... BUT ... Only to whet the public 's appetite - good for &NAME you know . I think my lectures on Friday the 27th will be finishing at &NUM : &NUM , yes . I would like to chat online . I need to get what version of &NAME ? Where from ? Do n't forget that I 'm a bit limited because I do n't have FREE UNLIMITED INTERNET ACCESS ! ! ! ! ! ( as some of us do ) I actually tried to call you yesterday but your phone was engaged for AGES . Now &NAME , I know you 're fairly popular with the ladies and everything , but can you please give me at least a few minutes window time when you are not on the phone to one of them . Thanks , I had a fun time at &NAME 's. We did all sorts of exciting things like play squash and football and go to the cinema etc. Speak soon , &NAME Hi " &NAME " What are you ? Some sort of weird South American flower with a penchant for difficult-to-pronounce names ? " When are we coming to visit you in the father-land next term ? Did we decide on a date ? I think we said the first &CHAR / end of term ? ? ? " - Yes , we decided the first weekend of term . That is the 27th - 29th April . Please write it in large letters in your diary . I have to organised things for then , so the date must be confirmed . What time do your lectures finish on the Friday ? Is it still &NUM : &NAME ? 'She [ &NAME ] seems to be rather unstable at the moment . I have thought a few times , dare I say it , about how nice it would be to 'replace " her . Please keep this quiet as it is a bit of a touchy subject , I 'm sure you can imagine . ( knowing your experience with women ) " - &NAME ! I 'm shocked ! Does &NAME know you might be going to &NAME her ? Please can I tell people ? It could be quite amusing . 'Scandalous revelations as &NAME ditches &NAME after long-term relationship turns sour . Allegations of &NAME being involved in " Please &NAME ! We would n't produce anything until term started again , if you like . It would be such fun ! Anyway , let me know . Who are &NAME 's lawyers ? I think you 'll be needing to contact &NAME , &NAME and whoever soon . The chemistry is well . Do you want to cha online sometime ? Let me know if you do , and if so , when is convenient . Well , I have a lab report to do today , and I 'm going down to &NAME tomorrow . I shall visit the flat and check on things there . Is there anything you 'd like me to do ? I hope you enjoyed your day with &NAME , and he is well . &NAME ( Actively seeking clearance to publish details of the rumoured split between &NAME and &NAME . ) SUBJECT: Re : chat I did n't download it , did I ? I 'm trying now , but it 's just timed-out I think . Still trying . ... &CHAR Yes , the one you downloaded . &NAME &NAME , I 'm trying to get on now . Do I need &NAME &NAME ? &CHAR SUBJECT: Chicken ! ! ! Dear &NAME &NAME , Thank you for granting us permission to publish details of your rumoured impending split with &NAME . We are most grateful that you choose to place your confidence in our firm and would like to take this opportunity to remind you that our company has an unblemished record in managing high-status break-ups . We hope this will reassure you in your excellent choice . &CHAR preliminary date for publication of your side ( substantially biased , naturally ) of the story is set for April 23rd . This may be altered if thought beneficial to your cause . Sincerely , &NAME &NAME ( Celebrity Split Consultant , Public Relations Department , &NAME , &NAME & &NAME ) Hi &NAME ! " I would like to chat online . I need to get what version of &NAME ? Where from ? Do n't forget that I 'm a bit limited . " - Oh good ! You need to get version &NUM ( Well , that 's the one on the web-page , although mine says &NUM here on &NAME ) , downloadable from &WEBSITE o73026 When do you want to chat ? What about Tuesday at &NUM p.m. ? " I actually tried to call you yesterday but your phone was engaged for AGES . Now &NAME , I know you 're fairly popular with the ladies and everything , but can you please give me at least a few minutes window time when you are not on the phone to one of them . " - &NAME my liege , please forgive your most humble servant for utilising his gift of free internet access . Glad you tried to call , try again . I 'm at work tomorrow and Tuesday , but the phone should be free from &NUM : 15pm to &NUM : &NAME tomorrow , if that 's any way convenient ! " Thanks , I had a fun time at &NAME 's. We did all sorts of exciting things like play squash and football and go to the cinema etc. " - How lovely . Thanks for the photos &NAME , they are interesting ! We both look like convicts ! ( Especially when viewed in black and white , hmmm , that could be exploited ! ) Well , I 'm busy with chemistry , and guess what ! Organic chemistry is actually making sense ! ( That 's the third of the course which I 've totally ignored up until now ! ) I really quite like it at the moment ; it seems reasonably simple ! Anyway , I hope you are well . What are you up to for the last &NUM weeks of the holidays ? Are you going to be doing anything of notable excitement ? How is your revision going ? &NAME to hear from you soon , &NAME ( Please do n't think that just because we 're not all at the flat today , on April &NAME 's day , does n't mean you are all going to get away with it . &NAME and I shall be postponing the first day of this month We can do that , you know ) SUBJECT: Chat Hi &NAME , If you want to chat now , use &NAME online . I 'm &NAME . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : chat Yes , the one you downloaded . &NAME &NAME , I 'm trying to get on now . Do I need &NAME &NAME ? &CHAR SUBJECT: Another &NAME in the road ... Dear &NAME , It was lovely to talk with you the other evening . Did your dad have a good birthday ? Well , I 'm off to &NAME &NAME tomorrow morning . Are you going to &NAME &NAME ? I look forward to chatting again ; sometime during the last week of term perhaps ? Best wishes , &NAME &NAME As I said , I still will be able to check my e-mail in &NAME &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : chat I did n't download it , did I ? I 'm trying now , but it 's just timed-out I think . Still trying . ... &CHAR Yes , the one you downloaded . &NAME &NAME , I 'm trying to get on now . Do I need &NAME &NAME ? &CHAR SUBJECT: Chat Hi &NAME ! Yes , I 'd love to chat online soon . Unfortunately I shall not be back until late on Sunday evening . How does Monday or Tuesday evening sound ? &NAME - &NAME ! Interesting . Looking forward to seeing you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Medlockworld &NAME ! &NAME , good afternoon , this e-mail is from &NAME . Thank you for your e-mail , I had a wonderful holiday on the &NAME Isle . I 'm glad to hear you have been working . I 'm also pleased to receive , at long last , news that &NAME is still alive . Thank you . " &NAME is a bit better after I gave her a good clean-out and made sure all her components were in order . " - I 'm so happy for you both . " Guess what , I 'm buying a lap-top ! ! ! ! ! ! " - I 'm shocked . Is it any good ? I look forward to meeting " &NAME " , what is his hard drive called ? I 'll be very sorry not to see &NAME - I was counting on her presence this term to ensure we had a lovely time in the flat . " &NAME , the other day I overdrew my bank account for the first time . Now I have got an overdraft , just like all the other students ! " - Oh yes , it 's a well-known fact that absolutely all ( without any exceptions ) students have an overdraft . Welcome to the multinational , multilingual crowd that comprises the rest of the entire world student population . Incidentally , when you overdraw your bank , that means you are overdrawn - you do n't automatically have an overdraft . They charge you lots of money for being overdrawn without an overdraft . Well , today I had a lazy morning as I was tired from &NUM hours travelling yesterday - we did n't get home until &NAME last night . I then did a small amount of studying this afternoon , followed my moving some money through my various accounts ( always guaranteed to lift the corners of my mouth into a smile ) . I am shortly going outside ( it 's very windy weather , but otherwise pleasant ) to build a step up to our house . I will be using cement for the first time in my life ! Are you well ? When is &NAME due to enter Medlockworld ? Yes , I 'd love to chat online . Does tonight suit you ? If so , then what about 7pm ? If not , let me know when ? Until sometime in the near future &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , The new series of voyager starts tomorrow at &NUM : 50pm . It 's the final part of the double episode which the last series ended with . Just thought you 'd like to know ! &NAME SUBJECT: Regarding words Hi &NAME , I forgive you for indulging in barbarous sports . Wednesday sounds fine if you can make it . Yesterday I did not do anything much exciting . I planned my menus for next term , etc. My entire family were at home yesterday , which is quite a rare occurrence . Well , I must go and do some work this morning . See you , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME , &NAME , I 've been playing football tonight . I think I will be out tomorrow night too ( raving party animal ) . I might be able to chat on Wednesday eve . and I must do some more work this week ! Have you done anything exciting today &NAME ? I am going to buy a guitar with my friend &NAME tomorrow - for him that is ! My lap-top should be very good thankyou . See you soon , &NAME &NAME ! &NAME , good afternoon , this e-mail is from &NAME . Thank you for your e-mail , I had a wonderful holiday on the &NAME Isle . I 'm glad to hear you have been working . I 'm also pleased to receive , at long last , news that &NAME is still alive . Thank you . " &NAME is a bit better after I gave her a good clean-out and made sure all her components were in order . " - I 'm so happy for you both . " Guess what , I 'm buying a lap-top ! ! ! ! ! ! " - I 'm shocked . Is it any good ? I look forward to meeting " &NAME " , what is his hard drive called ? I 'll be very sorry not to see &NAME - I was counting on her presence this term to ensure we had a lovely time in the flat . " &NAME , the other day I overdrew my bank account for the first time . Now I have got an overdraft , just like all the other students ! " - Oh yes , it 's a well-known fact that absolutely all ( without any exceptions ) students have an overdraft . Welcome to the multinational , multilingual crowd that comprises the rest of the entire world student population . Incidentally , when you overdraw your bank , that means you are overdrawn - you do n't automatically have an overdraft . They charge you lots of money for being overdrawn without an overdraft . Well , today I had a lazy morning as I was tired from &NUM hours travelling yesterday - we did n't get home until &NAME last night . I then did a small amount of studying this afternoon , followed my moving some money through my various accounts ( always guaranteed to lift the corners of my mouth into a smile ) . I am shortly going outside ( it 's very windy weather , but otherwise pleasant ) to build a step up to our house . I will be using cement for the first time in my life ! Are you well ? When is &NAME due to enter Medlockworld ? Yes , I 'd love to chat online . Does tonight suit you ? If so , then what about 7pm ? If not , let me know when ? Until sometime in the near future &NAME SUBJECT: Sunday eve . Humans , If some combination of us are going to &NAME 's birthday on Sunday evening then we need to get back from &NAME 's house in time ( probably by about 7: &NUM ) . Is this OK with all ? &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME arts action Boys , Check this link out - it is quite fabulous ! &NAME &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : The meaning of life &NAME , STOP SPELLING YOUR NAME WRONGLY ! ! ! ( It 's &NAME ) &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ad &NAME ! What are you all doing ? I have just had a tutorial in organic chemistry with an amusing tutor . It was good fun , although I understood very little ! However , that 's not important . I 'm shortly going back to the flat to eat my lunch - lovely chicken with lemon and coriander , noodles , and soy sauce . I hope you are all having productive mornings , and if you are not , life is about much more than exam revision . I look forward to seeing you all later today ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : The meaning of life &NAME ha ha ! &NAME wrote : &NAME , STOP SPELLING YOUR NAME WRONGLY ! ! ! ( It 's &NAME ) &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ad &NAME ! What are you all doing ? I have just had a tutorial in organic chemistry with an amusing tutor . It was good fun , although I understood very little ! However , that 's not important . I 'm shortly going back to the flat to eat my lunch - lovely chicken with lemon and coriander , noodles , and soy sauce . I hope you are all having productive mornings , and if you are not , life is about much more than exam revision . I look forward to seeing you all later today ! &NAME SUBJECT: Die &NAME in humble obescience . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Die &NAME , Much as the thought appeals , I will maintain my dignity . Hope you are having oodles of fun in your practical . Remember - if you reach out with your inner self you will feel my presence emanating through the wall . Later , &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME in humble obescience . &NAME SUBJECT: &CHAR + &CHAR &NAME & friends , Interesting email . I do not think it is as clear-cut as your friend would have us think . Just because science suggests something at this stage in history does n't mean that subsequent discoveries will not mean that our current hypotheses ( for after all , this is all we have ) must be radically changed / revised . Having said that , it is obviously important not to ignore what science is telling us today , and since you obviously want to talk about 'scientific " issues , here is where I stand , for your perusal : Age of the earth : I will make no statement on how old I think the earth is - I have no idea . If it is billions of years old , this does not affect my faith or my 'scientific " beliefs , but I do wonder what was happening during that vast length of time , and also why &NAME has told us nothing about it . If it is a number of thousands of years old then it does not surprise me . I do not have a problem at all with &NAME having 'deceived " us or something ( as your friend suggests ) . Just because I cannot understand something in light of what I see around me ( science ) does not mean that the thing cannot be true and I must be right . &NAME : I do not think we evolved from lower species . The &NAME says that &NAME formed living beings to reproduce after their own kind . This law seems to be observable when we look at the product of cross-breeding ( sterility ) . I do not see any convincing evidence that evolution occurs , or occured , or ever would occur . This does not mean that I deny that within species one can observe favourable transformations ( aka fruit-fly experiments ) . Being a computer scientist ( & working with statistics , orders of complexity , etc. ) , it is clear to me that the kinds of odds against Special Evolution are extraordinary - the law of thermodynamics indicates that this stands against the natural order of nature , and such concepts as the formation of &NAME are inconceivable by any other means than design . Without coming from a standpoint of " Evolution MUST have occurred " &NUM cannot see the evidence from the fossil record - surely we would expect thousands ( millions ) of gradual semi-formed organisms . In fact , most of our knowledge about 'missing links " is founded on fragments of bone . Evolutionists can hardly even show us the complete skeletal structure of a single " primate-man " . If science rests on evidence then I see no reason to suspect that Special Evolution might be true . Any other issues - let me know . &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Guys , I hummed and hawed about sending this on to you , as I 've only just cooled down from the weekend , and I do n't want to get het up about it again , but I sent an e-mail to &NAME &NAME , a geologist in &NAME , who is in my home group , and whom I hold in the highest respect re our favorite topic . For the sake of both sides , read what he says . You do n't have to , and I do n't want this to divide our friendship , guys , but I thought that I would keep screaming in my head if something was n't said . Love you all loads , and thanks for the great day yesterday . &NAME Hi &NAME , Thanks for the emails - you obviously had a great time away ! As to the Creation / &NAME Earth business . Do n't get too upset about it . I think people are doing a great deal of harm , but they are usually willing to say &NAME is white when pressed . Saying that radiometric dating is unreliable is as silly as saying radio waves are unreliable ( when you change to channel &NUM , you usually get something with pictures and sound , unless there is a freak weather situation ) . Likewise dating . When several different decay schemes are used on the same rock , each with its own different half life , and give the same age ( concordance ) the method ca n't be said to be false . The half lives of some decay schemes are among the most precisely measured constants in physics - e.g. the &NAME clock which now replaces our world 's measurement of time . &NAME can go wrong - things such as weathering , or reheating rocks above their &NAME temperature ( which resets their clocks ) can occur - but they are the analog of the freak weather conditions in the TV example - understandable situations which can usually be checked . I also do n't believe our &NAME plays silly games with us . He would not give us the gift of scientific enquiry only to turn round and say - &NAME ha ! I only put those old-looking fossils there to fool you . I think a lot of the problems people with a young Earth viewpoint have stem with a fear that &NUM day science may pull the carpet of faith from under them . But if &NAME has made everything , science will never undermine what He 's done or prove He did n't do it ! Below I have lifted out bits of articles from the Christians in Science website . It is well worth looking at some of the material there , and following links to other articles and books . &NAME the term goes well ( and exams are not too harsh ) &NAME SUBJECT: Re : The &NAME &NAME sad really I think . Thank goodness the world still has some people like &NAME . &CHAR SUBJECT: &EMAIL d90s4s &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME , What do you type once logged on to &NAME to get the usernames ? Thanks . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Thanks ! &NAME wrote : mailname ( surname ) &NAME wrote : &NAME , What do you type once logged on to &NAME to get the usernames ? Thanks . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME mailname ( surname ) &NAME wrote : &NAME , What do you type once logged on to &NAME to get the usernames ? Thanks . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME You cynical old trout . &CHAR &NAME wrote : And help me to remember , when I 'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up , it takes &NUM muscles to frown , &NUM to smile , and only &NUM to reach across and smack them in the mouth . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME It 's from &NAME &NAME . Stay online , I 'm trying to find you . &NAME &NAME wrote : You cynical old trout . &CHAR &NAME wrote : And help me to remember , when I 'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up , it takes &NUM muscles to frown , &NUM to smile , and only &NUM to reach across and smack them in the mouth . SUBJECT: &NAME , Did you get my net send message ? Are you cg68--31 ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , I do n't think any are me , but : &WEBSITE is &NAME ( to &NAME ) Bye ! &CHAR People , Please look over this promptly and let me know if you made any of the calls unaccounted for ... &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE SUBJECT: a message from &NAME Hi &NAME , Thanks very much for providing that information concerning the telephone bill . Well , how are you ? I sent you a text message this morning , but you did n't reply . Are you enjoying the summer weather ? I am - we are living under a thick and chilly sea fog , and have been for the past &NUM days . I 've just finished my week in my Dad 's bookshop . It was quite good . I read some books , listened to music , did some work , sent some text messages , etc. Oh , and sold books too ! Next week I 'm painting our sitting room and starting to make a cobbled path . I 'm also meant to finish off our stone roundabout thingy , but it 's boring ! I 'm quite happy today ! Tomorrow I shall hopefully go for along cycle ride in the morning and attempt some of my dissertation in the afternoon . My parents areaway to visit my grandmother for the weekend , so it 's just me and my brother at home . I got back from &NAME last Sunday evening . I said goodbye to the flat and handed in the keys ( or rather , my parents did as they were staying in &NAME 's for a few days and there was no one at reception when I was leaving ) . The end of a chapter ( and a gloriously enjoyable on at that ) in my life . That means I get to turn over the page . I 've never thought of that before ! So , what are you whiling away your time with ? Have you found any jobs you want to do this summer ? Are your various computers all well ? Have you heard from &NAME ? I think it must be time for another mass-update . Definitely , I 'd guess tomorrow . Well , I 'd better go Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Try a little harder Is that it ? ! Oh well , I suppose it 's better than nothing ( most ungraciously written ) . Sorry about the attachment . I sent the e-mail again this morning - did you get the attachment then ? " I merely meant to insinuate that you know how to keep your favourite ladies happy . " - Scandalous insinuations . Today I have been painting a room . &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: I am me &NAME &NAME ! Thank you - that was very funny , except , could you clarify &NUM or &NUM points for me ? &NUM ) &NAME says : " Oh , errr , it 's just that I 've never seen one like that before . " - To what is she referring when she says " &NUM " ? A man , a primate , or a Canadian ? &NUM ) I say : " Yes &NAME , yes &NAME , &NUM bags full &NAME . " - Is this meant to insinuate that I think highly of &NAME , or am I being sarcastic ? Thank you . I particularly like the captions for you and &NAME . Now , would you mind awfully not showing the picture to anyone else for a while ? It 's just that I would like to collect other people 's independent ideas and am afraid your genius might rub of onto them . I 'm sure you understand . Well , have you been doing anything of interest lately ? Amaze me . I do not think I have - well , I did watch Voyager yesterday , and I rather enjoyed it . &NAME , send me something amusing so that I have some material to write about . Hope you are enjoying being a miracle of biochemistry ; I am . Well , until next time The collection of organic molecules it pleases you to call &NAME " I tilt my head slightly and to the side , and smile in a benign manner whilst half-closing my eyes . " &NAME &NAME is more than &CHAR , &CHAR , &CHAR and &CHAR , as you very well know . SUBJECT: &NAME have ears &NAME , " You are besotted with &NAME . You talk , eat , sleep and breathe &NAME . " - I most certainly am not ! I appreciate that &NAME has a valid contribution to make to society , nothing more . It may be true that I find his orange hair entrancing , but it is n't actually . No , &NAME is a " great guy " - his words , not mine . " I am doing some community work this weekend . I think I 'm playing parachute games and organising kids on a bouncy-castle . " - I hope you enjoy it and I hope they do to . I 'm off to camp next Saturday . " I have almost finished by &NAME parser generator . I will send you a copy if you like . It 's revolutionary . " - Congratulations ! Yes , I 'd love to receive a copy , although I 've absolutely no idea what it does . You 'll have to explain . &NAME , eh ? I expect nothing less , at least in words . " Please do n't send emails to my &NAME account . Just send them to this one . " - Thank you , I was thinking of asking you which address you wanted me to use ! Well , I wrote &NUM sixth of my dissertation yesterday ! I have now completed the section on 'molecular wires " , and am about to move on to 'molecular switches " . Eventually I 'll be writing about nanocomputers , the theory of which I find quite interesting , but for the moment I am explaining the building blocks . Talking of building , this afternoon I have been putting the finishing touches to a stone circle I have been constructing for our garden . It has now begun to rain so I have retreated gracefully indoors and was pleasantly greeted by your e-mail . This evening I am going to have my hair cut , by that well-known hairdresser - my mother . I will probably be going down to &NAME next week , perhaps on Thursday . I need to get some more papers from the library for my dissertation . It will also afford me the opportunity to do some shopping and absorb the general ambience . Are you happy that you 've nearly finished your &NAME parser generator ? Will you have much else to occupy yourself with ? Let me tell you a little story . One of my lecturers told me that the &NAME ITS usernames were simply our &NAME codes transferred into base-32 . However , I was looking into this a few days ago ( no , I do n't have too much time on my hands ) and it did not seem to be an accurate explanation . My username certainly produced a number the same length as my &NAME code , but the digits were different . I am unable to solve this puzzle at present . Sincerely , &NAME &NAME As you know , I use my &NAME address all the time . However , if you wanted to , you could sent emails ADDITIONALLY to my &EMAIL address . Just a thought . Please send them to my &NAME address though . SUBJECT: Re : I am me &NAME &NAME ! &NAME &NAME . Thank you - that was very funny , except , could you clarify &NUM or &NUM points for me ? sure . &NUM ) &NAME says : " Oh , errr , it 's just that I 've never seen one like that before . " - To what is she referring when she says " &NUM " ? A man , a primate , or a Canadian ? I prefer to leave it to the imagination - it 's a wonderful thing ! &NUM ) I say : " Yes &NAME , yes &NAME , &NUM bags full &NAME . " - Is this meant to insinuate that I think highly of &NAME , or am I being sarcastic ? you are besotted with &NAME . You talk , eat , sleep and breathe &NAME . Well , have you been doing anything of interest lately ? Amaze me . I do not think I have - well , I did watch Voyager yesterday , and I rather enjoyed it . &NAME , send me something amusing so that I have some material to write about . Hope you are enjoying being a miracle of biochemistry ; I am . Well , until next time I am doing some community work this weekend . I think I 'm playing parachute games and organising kids on a bouncy-castle . I have almost finished by &NAME parser generator . I will send you a copy if you like . It 's revolutionary . Bye , &NAME &NAME Please do n't send emails to my &NAME account . Just send them to this one . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME have ears &NAME , I tried it the transformation on mine , and it appears that the length of the base &NUM number would indeed correlate to the length of the ITS username . As you can see : &NAME number &NUM : &NUM / &NUM &NUM &CHAR &NUM &NUM / &NUM &NUM &CHAR &NUM &NUM / &NUM &NUM &CHAR &NUM &NUM / &NUM &NUM &CHAR &NUM &NUM / &NUM &NUM &CHAR &NUM &NUM / &NUM &NUM &CHAR &NUM Thus , the number is &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM or in more conventional terms : T6N49E Now that does n't look much like a username to me , but it is the correct number of 32its . I also tried it on lots of other bases that would produce the correct number of basenits ( not manually ! ) , but with no success . Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. &CHAR &NAME , " You are besotted with &NAME . You talk , eat , sleep and breathe &NAME . " - I most certainly am not ! I appreciate that &NAME has a valid contribution to make to society , nothing more . It may be true that I find his orange hair entrancing , but it is n't actually . No , &NAME is a " great guy " - his words , not mine . " I am doing some community work this weekend . I think I 'm playing parachute games and organising kids on a bouncy-castle . " - I hope you enjoy it and I hope they do to . I 'm off to camp next Saturday . " I have almost finished by &NAME parser generator . I will send you a copy if you like . It 's revolutionary . " - Congratulations ! Yes , I 'd love to receive a copy , although I 've absolutely no idea what it does . You 'll have to explain . &NAME , eh ? I expect nothing less , at least in words . " Please do n't send emails to my &NAME account . Just send them to this one . " - Thank you , I was thinking of asking you which address you wanted me to use ! Well , I wrote &NUM sixth of my dissertation yesterday ! I have now completed the section on 'molecular wires " , and am about to move on to 'molecular switches " . Eventually I 'll be writing about nanocomputers , the theory of which I find quite interesting , but for the moment I am explaining the building blocks . Talking of building , this afternoon I have been putting the finishing touches to a stone circle I have been constructing for our garden . It has now begun to rain so I have retreated gracefully indoors and was pleasantly greeted by your e-mail . This evening I am going to have my hair cut , by that well-known hairdresser - my mother . I will probably be going down to &NAME next week , perhaps on Thursday . I need to get some more papers from the library for my dissertation . It will also afford me the opportunity to do some shopping and absorb the general ambience . Are you happy that you 've nearly finished your &NAME parser generator ? Will you have much else to occupy yourself with ? Let me tell you a little story . One of my lecturers told me that the &NAME ITS usernames were simply our &NAME codes transferred into base-32 . However , I was looking into this a few days ago ( no , I do n't have too much time on my hands ) and it did not seem to be an accurate explanation . My username certainly produced a number the same length as my &NAME code , but the digits were different . I am unable to solve this puzzle at present . Sincerely , &NAME &NAME As you know , I use my &NAME address all the time . However , if you wanted to , you could sent emails ADDITIONALLY to my &EMAIL address . Just a thought . Please send them to my &NAME address though . SUBJECT: ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? 22Logic , ? what do they teach ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? them ... &NAME ? &NAME &NAME , As I mentioned a few hours earlier , and about a hundred miles further southward , the flat account is still open and has our money in it . I am waiting for our esteemed colleagues , &NAME and &NAME to send me a list of which calls they think they have made . &NAME , I wait , I wait , I wait . Perhaps you could engage in some subtle hinting ? Anyway , once I receive that information I shall speedily conclude working out the telephone bill and calculate how much we all owe . Following that , I shall draw our final bills ( or cheques , as is more likely - I hope ! ) and send them to you all . I hope that is to your satisfaction . What have you been encountering this week in the way of &NAME , academic work , fun , or anything else remotely interesting ? Thank you for your attempts at solving the username puzzle . I have not given up yet , but must confess I am currently without leads and pretty much at a loss . Do not fear though , it will be solved before I leave &NAME ! ( Brave words for a chemist . ) I have been spending most of the last week writing my chemistry dissertation . I have now completed a rough draft , which ( thankfully ) my supervisor is " pleasantly surprised " with - I 'm not quite sure how to take that ! Anyway , I have also been finishing my stone circle in our garden , and my dad is going to plant a tree in it next week . Apart from that , I have been indulging in lazy mornings and late nights . Very bad and undisciplined ! Well , I certainly had a busy day today ! I got up at &NUM o' clock and caught a train to &NAME at &NUM : &NUM . After alighting at &NAME station I promptly made my way to the library . There I worked ( toil such as only &NAME would understand ) until &NUM : &NUM , after which I felt within me prognostics of hunger pangs . Henceforth I skipped gaily along to &NAME 's Restaurant of Fine Foods and procured a high quality lunch . Late as it was , the time delay only heightened my appreciation of sumptuous chicken pieces delicately fried in the purest olive oil You know , &NAME only have a bad reputation due to the senior management 's most effective scaremongering tactics . If everyone realised how akin to &NAME their delectable morsels were the chief executives would have no where to eat out for dinner . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Greetings Hi &NAME , What is &NAME ? Is it an operating system ? I informed &NAME and &NAME of the telephone bill once more . I arrived back from &NAME camp yesterday . &NUM intense week of abseiling , go-karting , mountain biking , sport , activities , bible study , prayer , music and meetings . Oh , and yes , there were &NUM &NUM and &NUM year olds as well . Children say the most curious things . I think my &NUM favourites from this week were " are we allowed to get the dinner plates dirty when we eat ? " and 'do you have to sign a form to become a Christian ? " Joking aside though , I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time . Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable &NUM or &NUM hours sleep each night . More importantly , one of the children made a commitment to &NAME , which was wonderful . Last Tuesday evening we all played &NAME outside in the grounds of the country house we stayed in. &NUM had to dress up as a &NAME , and this I did with some relish . Yesterday evening I went to a concert in &NAME . The &NAME &NAME Philharmonic Orchestra was playing . This afternoon I 've been with my family to &NAME - a nearby country house . It is very warm today and I like it . We had quite a good week , weather wise , for the camp . Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for &NUM weeks . I will be working from &NUM o' clock until &NUM in the lab , and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too boring . I 'm very sorry to hear about your car , although I 'm glad to hear you still patronise &NAME 's. &NAME , now , I wonder if you can help me ? I am going to buy a &NAME rewriter , and I would like to be able to put it in my computer . Do you have any advice about which model to go for ? I hope you are well and making the most of the heat wave currently hitting &NAME . All the best , &NAME SUBJECT: Web-site address Dear &NAME , Hi ! It was good to talk to you earlier this evening . I was quite shocked to discover that I had been doing so for &NUM minutes ! Anyway , I shall write again soon , but here is the web-site you asked for . If you think there is anything odd about it , then let me know before tomorrow evening , since I shall order my &NAME thingy then . &WEBSITE / See you , &NAME SUBJECT: A reply Hi &NAME ! Here is my reply to your &NUM e-mails . Firstly , it was good to talk with you both today and the other day as well . I hope you have a good time with &NAME this evening . Please pass on my regards . Today I went into &NAME and got my mobile fascia . Now I do not have a cracked &NAME ! We 've had a thunderstorm here but the sun is now shining . I am having a look at some of my chemistry for next year - it looks fun ! I will order your memory with my rewritable &NAME and let you know when it arrives . Have a nice day , &NAME &NAME I hope the camp goes well the week after next , but I 'm sure I shall say that again nearer the time . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Hi &NAME ! ! ! I 'm in &NAME library . I am still waiting on &NAME & &NAME to reply with their calls before anything can be done with the &NAME . &NAME . &NAME wrote : &NAME , What is the state of the telephone bill and the remnants of the flat account ? &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : " Logic , what do they teach them ... ? " &NAME , May I humbly suggest that you re-send the &NAME . &NAME emails to the aforementioned women ? May I also humbly suggest that you put a note on it suggesting slightly increased urgency ? My car was vandalised last night - how annoying . BIG EXCITMENT ! ! ! ! ! I 'm installing &NAME on my computer - it is a bit of a nightmare , but I 'll hopefully get it working soon . Just got back from playing tennis ( in the rain ) . It was fun but slippery . We went to watch a film last night and also sampled some of the fine edibles purveyed by the &NAME 's establishment . The film was unfortunately a LOAD OF &NAME . ( &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME ) . C ya , &NAME &NAME &NAME , As I mentioned a few hours earlier , and about a hundred miles further southward , the flat account is still open and has our money in it . I am waiting for our esteemed colleagues , &NAME and &NAME to send me a list of which calls they think they have made . &NAME , I wait , I wait , I wait . Perhaps you could engage in some subtle hinting ? Anyway , once I receive that information I shall speedily conclude working out the telephone bill and calculate how much we all owe . Following that , I shall draw our final bills ( or cheques , as is more likely - I hope ! ) and send them to you all . I hope that is to your satisfaction . What have you been encountering this week in the way of &NAME , academic work , fun , or anything else remotely interesting ? Thank you for your attempts at solving the username puzzle . I have not given up yet , but must confess I am currently without leads and pretty much at a loss . Do not fear though , it will be solved before I leave &NAME ! ( Brave words for a chemist . ) I have been spending most of the last week writing my chemistry dissertation . I have now completed a rough draft , which ( thankfully ) my supervisor is " pleasantly surprised " with - I 'm not quite sure how to take that ! Anyway , I have also been finishing my stone circle in our garden , and my dad is going to plant a tree in it next week . Apart from that , I have been indulging in lazy mornings and late nights . Very bad and undisciplined ! Well , I certainly had a busy day today ! I got up at &NUM o' clock and caught a train to &NAME at &NUM : &NUM . After alighting at &NAME station I promptly made my way to the library . There I worked ( toil such as only &NAME would understand ) until &NUM : &NUM , after which I felt within me prognostics of hunger pangs . Henceforth I skipped gaily along to &NAME 's Restaurant of Fine Foods and procured a high quality lunch . Late as it was , the time delay only heightened my appreciation of sumptuous chicken pieces delicately fried in the purest olive oil You know , &NAME only have a bad reputation due to the senior management 's most effective scaremongering tactics . If everyone realised how akin to &NAME their delectable morsels were the chief executives would have no where to eat out for dinner . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Greetings &NAME , Welcome back . Did you just watch the &CHAR thingy ? &NAME . I 've got a &NAME &NAME &NAME - something like that would be good . &NAME , I 'll email again soon , &CHAR Hi &NAME , What is &NAME ? Is it an operating system ? I informed &NAME and &NAME of the telephone bill once more . I arrived back from &NAME camp yesterday . &NUM intense week of abseiling , go-karting , mountain biking , sport , activities , bible study , prayer , music and meetings . Oh , and yes , there were &NUM &NUM and &NUM year olds as well . Children say the most curious things . I think my &NUM favourites from this week were " are we allowed to get the dinner plates dirty when we eat ? " and 'do you have to sign a form to become a Christian ? " Joking aside though , I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time . Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable &NUM or &NUM hours sleep each night . More importantly , one of the children made a commitment to &NAME , which was wonderful . Last Tuesday evening we all played &NAME outside in the grounds of the country house we stayed in. &NUM had to dress up as a &NAME , and this I did with some relish . Yesterday evening I went to a concert in &NAME . The &NAME &NAME Philharmonic Orchestra was playing . This afternoon I 've been with my family to &NAME - a nearby country house . It is very warm today and I like it . We had quite a good week , weather wise , for the camp . Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for &NUM weeks . I will be working from &NUM o' clock until &NUM in the lab , and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too boring . I 'm very sorry to hear about your car , although I 'm glad to hear you still patronise &NAME 's. &NAME , now , I wonder if you can help me ? I am going to buy a &NAME rewriter , and I would like to be able to put it in my computer . Do you have any advice about which model to go for ? I hope you are well and making the most of the heat wave currently hitting &NAME . All the best , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Greetings &NAME , Yes , another email from me . You must be squirming with excitement . &NAME is an &NAME , yes . I saw someone on TV today who very much reminded me of you - Data from &NAME Next Gen . ! Yes , OK so he 's an android ( humanoid ) but your characteristics are almost identical ! &NUM or &NUM hours of sleep a night ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! That 's not a camp , that 's a holiday ! ! The dog threw-up on the carpet this evening . I 'm going to visit &NAME tomorrow - my uncle 's house is less than an hour away from her 's. I 'm also hoping &NAME &NAME is going to come and visit me this weekend . Heat is GREAT ! ! ! Apart from the flies , which I HATE with a vengeance . They must die . Bye , &NAME Hi &NAME , What is &NAME ? Is it an operating system ? I informed &NAME and &NAME of the telephone bill once more . I arrived back from &NAME camp yesterday . &NUM intense week of abseiling , go-karting , mountain biking , sport , activities , bible study , prayer , music and meetings . Oh , and yes , there were &NUM &NUM and &NUM year olds as well . Children say the most curious things . I think my &NUM favourites from this week were " are we allowed to get the dinner plates dirty when we eat ? " and 'do you have to sign a form to become a Christian ? " Joking aside though , I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time . Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable &NUM or &NUM hours sleep each night . More importantly , one of the children made a commitment to &NAME , which was wonderful . Last Tuesday evening we all played &NAME outside in the grounds of the country house we stayed in. &NUM had to dress up as a &NAME , and this I did with some relish . Yesterday evening I went to a concert in &NAME . The &NAME &NAME Philharmonic Orchestra was playing . This afternoon I 've been with my family to &NAME - a nearby country house . It is very warm today and I like it . We had quite a good week , weather wise , for the camp . Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for &NUM weeks . I will be working from &NUM o' clock until &NUM in the lab , and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too boring . I 'm very sorry to hear about your car , although I 'm glad to hear you still patronise &NAME 's. &NAME , now , I wonder if you can help me ? I am going to buy a &NAME rewriter , and I would like to be able to put it in my computer . Do you have any advice about which model to go for ? I hope you are well and making the most of the heat wave currently hitting &NAME . All the best , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Flat Bills &NAME , You have been an absolutely superb ( if somewhat secretive , overly-extravagant and deceitful &SMILEY ) keeper of the flat wealth , without whom the year in Marshal I would have been a lot , um , nastier . Thanks , &NAME Dear Flat People ( minus &NAME ) , The enclosed document will tell you how much you owe the flat accounts at its closure . ( Except for &NAME , whom the account owes . ) Well , that is it . The flat account is now closed ( expect I 'm still keeping it open really and am going to use it for my own use ) . Have a nice week . &NAME SUBJECT: A message for &NAME Dear &NAME , Hello . What was children 's camp like ? Were you the subject of adoration for multiple teenage girls this time ? Hope you enjoyed it . Are you still living in &NAME ? I 've had Thursday and Friday off work since the harvest has been slow in starting and there was literally nothing for me to do - all painting and tidying completed . Therefore I 've been spending my time doing some Chemistry . Last weekend I spend a lovely few days at &NAME 's house . She ate &NUM slices of pizza on Monday lunchtime at pizza hut and felt rather ill afterwards . Dear , oh dear . I consumed a much more respectable &NUM . After eating &NUM once with &NAME I decided not to attempt a repeat performance . Yesterday morning I went for a walk on the beach which we all went to when the flat came to visit &NAME . It was gloriously sunny and most enjoyable , although I could n't see any remains from our forbidden campfire . Bye , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : A message for &NAME Hi &NAME ! In the present-tential form of the words of the Terminator " I 'm back . " Yes , it certainly was a tiring week , and last night I was absolutely EXHAUSTED . I think one of the hardest things about the camp was the incessant noise . I was leader of &NUM boys and they were just SO NOISY all the time . I thought my brain was going to explode . Still , at least after the first night they quietened down for sleep without too much arm-twisting . Yes , I acquired a number of femal fans during the week and I am now being bombarded with text messages by one of them - oh well . I now have &NAME staying with me , and we will probably attempt to do some shopping today ( do n't tell &NAME ! ) . I wonder if the shops in &NAME are open on Sunday . Life is crazy is n't it - I wonder what it 's all about . Also , I wish that I was better at being myself all the time - then life would be less tiring ( sometimes ) . It sounds like you are being a good chemistry student , so GOOD FOR YOU . &NAME sunscreen , &NAME Dear &NAME , Hello . What was children 's camp like ? Were you the subject of adoration for multiple teenage girls this time ? Hope you enjoyed it . Are you still living in &NAME ? I 've had Thursday and Friday off work since the harvest has been slow in starting and there was literally nothing for me to do - all painting and tidying completed . Therefore I 've been spending my time doing some Chemistry . Last weekend I spend a lovely few days at &NAME 's house . She ate &NUM slices of pizza on Monday lunchtime at pizza hut and felt rather ill afterwards . Dear , oh dear . I consumed a much more respectable &NUM . After eating &NUM once with &NAME I decided not to attempt a repeat performance . Yesterday morning I went for a walk on the beach which we all went to when the flat came to visit &NAME . It was gloriously sunny and most enjoyable , although I could n't see any remains from our forbidden campfire . Bye , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Musings on life , part &NUM . &NAME , &NAME old boy ( as one of my church friends always addresses me ) . Thanks for your text message - thanks for really &NAME your soul and letting it all hang out - great . Am now in my next house , in a little town near &NAME . All is well , and I think I might even be able to set &NAME up soon and record some more music . How 's the work coming ? Today I am going to try and acquire a new digital camera from an internet retailer . Have you discovered the secret of happiness ? If so please tell me . Bye &NAME &NAME , " I was leader of &NUM boys and they were just SO NOISY all the time . " - Tell me about it . It amazes me how much energy children have . " Yes , I acquired a number of female fans during the week and I am now being bombarded with text messages by one of them - oh well . " - A rather half-hearted attempt at feigning disappointment . " I now have &NAME staying with me . " - A word of advice - do n't leave him alone with your duvets . " Life is crazy is n't it - I wonder what it 's all about . Also , I wish that I was better at being myself all the time - then life would be less tiring ( sometimes ) . " - Yes , it 's crazy . Is n't it strange ! ? I feel like musing on existence . I know what you men about being yourself . It seems to be a modern tenet to attain to . Life is easier if you do n't try to be something you 're not . But that 's no reason not to change , or allow yourself to be changed . &NAME , life 's funny , but it 's a lot easier if you look for the good things in it . I like being happy , it 's so relaxing . Well , tomorrow I return to work dear me . I 've got lots of chemistry done this past week - wonderful ! Have a good time with &NAME . &NAME midge repellent , ( I think that could be a hit too - do n't you ? ) &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Musings on life , part &NUM . My friend , I hope you feel better soon ; but what are feelings ? They do not alter fact , only colour it . And all important facts are immutable , so in which shade lies their true colour ? You assume I do n't feel good ? Why ? &CHAR &NAME , Hello . " Thanks for your text message - thanks for really &NAME your soul and letting it all hang out - great . " - Well you do n't exactly do that either , do you ? ? ? " Am now in my next house , in a little town near &NAME . All is well , and I think I might even be able to set &NAME up soon and record some more music . How 's the work coming ? " - &NAME , so you 're back near &NAME again . I 'm glad all is well , are you sure ? Music , &NAME , mmm , good . Well I hope you enjoy that . Work is now busy . I get up at &NUM : &NUM each day ( usually Saturdays too ) and work until &NAME with half an hour for lunch . I analyse nitrogen levels , moisture contents , species , varieties , germination rates , and get very tired ! However , I am learning how hard some jobs are and am glad I am at university . Unfortunately it makes 3rd year appear as these holidays did during the exams ! " Today I am going to try and acquire a new digital camera from an internet retailer . " - Very nice . Are you happy with it ? " Have you discovered the secret of happiness ? If so please tell me . " - No , I have not , except perhaps , not to look for it all the time . I hope you feel better soon ; but what are feelings ? They do not alter fact , only colour it . And all important facts are immutable , so in which shade lies their true colour ? Bye , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Musings on life , part &NUM . My dear &NAME , I actually feel quite good at the moment , but as you say feelings are fickle . However , if I could find the secret of happiness then maybe I could feel great all the time ? ! ? Anyway , I 've just bought a new digital camera ( do n't tell &NAME ) . Bye , &NAME &NAME , " You assume I do n't feel good ? Why ? " - Because you said " Have you discovered the secret of happiness ? If so please tell me . " If you are happy then why are you looking for something you have ? Do you feel good ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : grand get-together Guys , It 's really not that big a thing if I ca n't make it , so by all means have it on the 15th , it makes sense . If any / all of you were going to stay at &NAME 's I may well be able to get there late and see you then and Sunday . Just a thought , but &NAME , I think you 'd better just say the 15th as it 's getting a bit late and the longer you leave it the more red faced the blonde from up north will get ... Love you , &NAME Could we get some degree of noise out of you people as to yes or no. .. if it 's looking good I 'll book my train tickets ... if not strangely enough I wo n't! ! &NAME Friends , Romans and Countrypeople , As some of you might know , &NAME and I are cunningly planning a 'Marshal A & &CHAR + extras " get-together . We have ruminated and cogitated and are proposing as a possiblility the weekend of the &NUM / &NUM / 16th of September at &NAME 's house ( &NAME ) . We need to know who can / ca n't make it on those days , and then we can take it from there . WE MUST KNOW SOON ! Please get back to me &NAME . " Till we meet again and the foe is vanquished , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : IMPORTANT I can only really make that weekend , but if you change it , do n't worry about it ... I 'll see you all soon . &NAME From : " &NAME " To : " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , 'Millza ( &NAME ) " , " &NAME , &NAME " , &NAME , &NAME " Subject : IMPORTANT Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME , I have had quite a few replies and it seems that only &NAME will definitely not be able to make the aforementioned weekend ( is that a DEFINITE NO &NAME ? ) , so . ... This is what we 're going to do : Please reply to this message , telling me whether you can / ca n't make the following dates . I suggest you copy the dates straight out of this email and just put " yes " , " no " or " part " beside the date to say whether you can / ca n't it then ( " part " if you can only make part of it ) . The dates are as follows ( the following is what you are going to copy and send back to me , with your own input ) : Weekend &NUM / &NUM : Weekend &NUM / &NUM / &NUM : &NAME : Regards , &NAME Friends , Romans and Countrypeople , As some of you might know , &NAME and I are cunningly planning a 'Marshal A & &CHAR + extras " get-together . We have ruminated and cogitated and are proposing as a possiblility the weekend of the &NUM / &NUM / 16th of September at &NAME 's house ( &NAME ) . We need to know who can / ca n't make it on those days , and then we can take it from there . WE MUST KNOW SOON ! Please get back to me &NAME . " Till we meet again and the foe is vanquished , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : grand get-together hello everyone . I have recieved part of an e-mail conversation about the weekend . it is very strange to only read part of it but I 'm sure you all know what 's going on . Anyway , I can make the original weekend . I do n't think I 'll be able to make this weekend as I 'm going to &NAME 's ( unless we met there &NAME ? ) but I do n't know if I can make any other days especially in the weekdays . . ... hmmm ... &NAME I do n't understand how to copy e-mails but I think I 've told you the answer anyway , ummmm . ... hope evryone is ok . I have been varnishing doors in our extension today whilst having a discussion on taxation with our &NAME and my friend &NAME . It is disgusting how little nurses get paid in relation to footballers ! love to you all . &NAME I am replying to your letter ... just very slowly . &NAME I have an &NAME &NAME poetry book that you can have because my Mum bought it second hand . looking forward to seeing you all wether in the next few weeks or in &NAME . &NAME welcome home . &NAME &NAME for the newspaper article . Glad to see that I am in good and beautiful company . &NAME . . . ... when do you go ? Will write v.soon . LOADS of love &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , 'Millza ( &NAME ) " , " &NAME , &NAME " Subject : Re : grand get-together Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Could we get some degree of noise out of you people as to yes or no. .. if it 's looking good I 'll book my train tickets ... if not strangely enough I wo n't! ! &NAME Friends , Romans and Countrypeople , As some of you might know , &NAME and I are cunningly planning a 'Marshal A & &CHAR + extras " get-together . We have ruminated and cogitated and are proposing as a possiblility the weekend of the &NUM / &NUM / 16th of September at &NAME 's house ( &NAME ) . We need to know who can / ca n't make it on those days , and then we can take it from there . WE MUST KNOW SOON ! Please get back to me &NAME . " Till we meet again and the foe is vanquished , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : IMPORTANT ( br) ( br) ( br) ( br) ( br) ( br)Hello people ! Got back from &NAME on Saturday and have n't had the chance to check my emails till now . &NAME ! I 've just had to read SO many about some fun-sounding get-together in &NAME ! Here 's my little reply : Weekend &NUM / &NUM : probably not Weekend &NUM / &NUM / &NUM : best for me Weekdays : nah ! So , yes , I probably will be able to make the weekend everyone else seems keen on ( apart from &NAME and &NAME ) , but it will depend on train costs ( which I 'll now investigate ; I am skint ) and who else goes . You know I 'd LOVE to see you all , but the incentive to go would be even greater if I knew that &NAME and &NAME were going as I wo n't see them for AGES if they do n't, and I will be seeing you others &NUM weeks later ! Can you make it you guys ? Hope so . Keep me posted . Bye for now , love you all , &NAME xxx PS - I 'm seeing &NAME on Wednesday ! &NAME and &NAME &CHAR are going to see the &NAME match at &NAME &NAME " Park on wed night , so &NAME is coming to see me then ! Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : that sounds very cool . see you then everyone although &NAME I 'll see you on sunday . ( am looking forward to it very much ) muchos love from the hamillgirl From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME &NAME " , " &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , 'Millza ( &NAME ) " , &NAME , &NAME " &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM My dear and distant friends , scattered amongst the nether-reaches of this fair and fabled land , Greetings . As it stands ( people-wise ) right now , for the grand get-together on the weekend of the 14-16th at my place . ... Me ( possibly - ( joke ) ) &NAME &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( yes ) &NAME ( hopefully yes ) &NAME ( arriving on Sat night - yes ) &NAME ( due to some brilliant negotiating - yes ) &NAME ( Hopefully yes ) &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( yes ) &NAME ( no responce as yet - can someone give me his number please ? ) &NAME ( unfortunatly -no ) And tonight &NAME suggested inviting &NAME too , so hopefully he might be able to come as well . ( Please someone forward this on to him ! -Thanks ) Tell me if I 've got any of these wrong ... What I need from you is : approximate date and time of arrival And when you come bring with you - sleeping bags pillow water bottle . ( I 've got lots of mattresses , so no need to bring them ) And with regards to FOOD ... as &NAME said , it would be helpful if you brought something . The way I think it is best to work this out is as follows . Watch me delegate . &NUM ) I 'm out from &NUM : &NUM on friday night , ( my parents " 25th ) but &NAME will be here ( Is that possible , &NAME ? ) . He can be me . So , if &NAME can be in charge of supper for those of you who will be here on that night , that would be very helpful . &NAME , there is a very good Fish + &NAME shop nearby , which means you could order that if you want . &NUM ) Saturday Breakfast - I 'll handle this , cooking a feast of French Toast and &NAME , etc &NUM ) Saturday Lunch - Perhaps &NUM people could handle this - &NAME + &NAME . If you could get stuff to make ( perhaps a picnic ) lunch for the people who will be here . If it is picnic , then that gives us flexiblilty . &NUM ) Saturday night - you will be treated to a &NAME ( which I 'll deal with ) Could &NUM people bring things to make a salad with ( &NAME + &NAME ) and could &NUM people bring a desert ( &NAME + &NAME ( &NAME - I know you are coming from &NAME , so if you ca n't do this - worry not ! ) ) &NUM ) Sunday breakfast - cereal + toast or something simple like that ( I 'll handle it ) &NUM ) Sunday lunch - &NAME + garlic bread . ( I 'll do this ) Could &NUM people bring deserts there ? &NAME + &NAME . &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME , if you CAN come ... ( and read this e-mail ) either bring some munchables ( anyone else is welcome to do this too ! ) And if anyone is coming in a car and wants to bring some liquids ( juices for bfast + coke etc ) with them ( &NAME ) that would be great . Do n't bring drinks if you are on the train - too heavy I 'm sure ! Tell me if this is a problem . So , your responce to this e-mail will be prompt ( click now on reply ) saying if this sound ok or not to you , and then we can work out any details or hick ups which may arise ... Keep smiling ! &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME Dear assorted wonderful people , After reading many e-mails ( &NUM ) about a marvellous-sounding proposed weekend in &NAME , I regret to inform you that I will be unable to attend . &NAME , &NUM cannot get off work that weekend . Therefore I wish you all a most enjoyable weekend and I hope to see you &NUM weeks later in &NAME &NAME . With deepest regrets at missing such a fun-sounding time , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME NO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! , " &NAME &NAME " , " &NAME " , " &EMAIL &NAME " , 'Millza ( &NAME ) " , " &EMAIL &NAME " Subject : Re : &NAME in &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear assorted wonderful people , After reading many e-mails ( &NUM ) about a marvellous-sounding proposed weekend in &NAME , I regret to inform you that I will be unable to attend . &NAME , &NUM cannot get off work that weekend . Therefore I wish you all a most enjoyable weekend and I hope to see you &NUM weeks later in &NAME &NAME . With deepest regrets at missing such a fun-sounding time , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Musings on life , part &NUM . &NAME , " I was leader of &NUM boys and they were just SO NOISY all the time . " - Tell me about it . It amazes me how much energy children have . " Yes , I acquired a number of female fans during the week and I am now being bombarded with text messages by one of them - oh well . " - A rather half-hearted attempt at feigning disappointment . " I now have &NAME staying with me . " - A word of advice - do n't leave him alone with your duvets . " Life is crazy is n't it - I wonder what it 's all about . Also , I wish that I was better at being myself all the time - then life would be less tiring ( sometimes ) . " - Yes , it 's crazy . Is n't it strange ! ? I feel like musing on existence . I know what you men about being yourself . It seems to be a modern tenet to attain to . Life is easier if you do n't try to be something you 're not . But that 's no reason not to change , or allow yourself to be changed . &NAME , life 's funny , but it 's a lot easier if you look for the good things in it . I like being happy , it 's so relaxing . Well , tomorrow I return to work dear me . I 've got lots of chemistry done this past week - wonderful ! Have a good time with &NAME . &NAME midge repellent , ( I think that could be a hit too - do n't you ? ) &NAME SUBJECT: Musings on life , part &NUM . &NAME , Hello . " Thanks for your text message - thanks for really &NAME your soul and letting it all hang out - great . " - Well you do n't exactly do that either , do you ? ? ? " Am now in my next house , in a little town near &NAME . All is well , and I think I might even be able to set &NAME up soon and record some more music . How 's the work coming ? " - &NAME , so you 're back near &NAME again . I 'm glad all is well , are you sure ? Music , &NAME , mmm , good . Well I hope you enjoy that . Work is now busy . I get up at &NUM : &NUM each day ( usually Saturdays too ) and work until &NAME with half an hour for lunch . I analyse nitrogen levels , moisture contents , species , varieties , germination rates , and get very tired ! However , I am learning how hard some jobs are and am glad I am at university . Unfortunately it makes 3rd year appear as these holidays did during the exams ! " Today I am going to try and acquire a new digital camera from an internet retailer . " - Very nice . Are you happy with it ? " Have you discovered the secret of happiness ? If so please tell me . " - No , I have not , except perhaps , not to look for it all the time . I hope you feel better soon ; but what are feelings ? They do not alter fact , only colour it . And all important facts are immutable , so in which shade lies their true colour ? Bye , &NAME SUBJECT: Musings on life , part &NUM . &NAME , " You assume I do n't feel good ? Why ? " - Because you said " Have you discovered the secret of happiness ? If so please tell me . " If you are happy then why are you looking for something you have ? Do you feel good ? &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME says hi &NAME , Hello . Firstly , thank you for sending the " lucre " e-mail . Your classification of &NAME ( at least I assume it was he ) was rather amusing . It was really great to hear from you the other night . Thanks for calling . &NAME suggested you all kidnap me from work - I like that idea very much ! Yesterday morning I was working , but in the afternoon I went up to &NAME and bought a pair of shoes . I am now in the rather frivolous position of having &NUM pairs of shoes . Last night I had a wonderfully luxurious hot bath , which I enjoyed immensely . This morning I have been at church and am now looking forward to a delicious stir-fry for lunch . I have decided that I am only going to write up another &NUM chemistry lectures before next term , after which I will relax / turn my attention to more interesting pursuits in the evenings . Bye , and enjoy next weekend . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Freeserve Hi &NAME , Thanks for the Freeserve number . Unfortunately I needed it in order to see if I could connect to the internet , so I could n't actually receive it via e-mail until that nasty virus was eradicated . &NAME &NAME is now much better . I got a nice little program from my &NAME company 's site on the internet which found and destroyed the virus . Excellent . Anyway , I have now finished work ! I am very happy . This morning I had such a lovely lazy time . Are you anxious to get back to &NAME tomorrow ? I guess you 'll be there by the time you read this . Hope you are settling in well in your new room . I shall be in &NAME briefly on Monday around midday to drop of all me stuff , then my Mum is taking me to &NAME to get material for my duvet ( and bin ) cover . I will then be back in college for tea , ready to start a new term - hopefully ! Looking forward to seeing you . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: My spirit is there . Is yours ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : - I was there in &NAME and Truth , and enjoyed it immensely . Apart from the last dance , by which time I was fed up . &CHAR &NAME wrote : My spirit is there . Is yours ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : - What was the last dance ? I hope you were n't in bed too late &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME wrote : I was there in &NAME and Truth , and enjoyed it immensely . Apart from the last dance , by which time I was fed up . &CHAR &NAME wrote : My spirit is there . Is yours ? &NAME SUBJECT: Regarding your client 's mounting debts . Dear &NAME &NAME , Firstly may I say that it is a pleasure to once more do business with your firm . In light of recent correspondance from your client , Miss &NAME , I am following her instructions to collect her debt from yourself . The purpose of this letter is to open preliminary negotiations as to the how , when , and how much of the money is to be collected . The amount stipulated is £ &NUM but we must remember that this has been outstanding for a good many months . Therefore at this stage I feel moved to compassion and will await an offer of suitable recompense . I hope I need not get heavy-handed with your firm &NAME &NAME , as I hold it , and yourself , in the highest admiration - for a money-laundering company . Your sincerely , &NAME &NAME ( " We collect debt - however it is deemed necessary " ) SUBJECT: Re : Regarding your client 's mounting debts . &NAME , &NAME never actually gave me her money , so you must get it from her . Later , &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME &NAME , Firstly may I say that it is a pleasure to once more do business with your firm . In light of recent correspondance from your client , Miss &NAME , I am following her instructions to collect her debt from yourself . The purpose of this letter is to open preliminary negotiations as to the how , when , and how much of the money is to be collected . The amount stipulated is £ &NUM but we must remember that this has been outstanding for a good many months . Therefore at this stage I feel moved to compassion and will await an offer of suitable recompense . I hope I need not get heavy-handed with your firm &NAME &NAME , as I hold it , and yourself , in the highest admiration - for a money-laundering company . Your sincerely , &NAME &NAME ( " We collect debt - however it is deemed necessary " ) SUBJECT: Re : Regarding your client 's mounting debts . Dear dear - scandalous girl . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , &NAME never actually gave me her money , so you must get it from her . Later , &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME &NAME , Firstly may I say that it is a pleasure to once more do business with your firm . In light of recent correspondance from your client , Miss &NAME , I am following her instructions to collect her debt from yourself . The purpose of this letter is to open preliminary negotiations as to the how , when , and how much of the money is to be collected . The amount stipulated is £ &NUM but we must remember that this has been outstanding for a good many months . Therefore at this stage I feel moved to compassion and will await an offer of suitable recompense . I hope I need not get heavy-handed with your firm &NAME &NAME , as I hold it , and yourself , in the highest admiration - for a money-laundering company . Your sincerely , &NAME &NAME ( " We collect debt - however it is deemed necessary " ) SUBJECT: State your location &NAME &NAME , &CHAR require to know where you are at this moment . &NAME &NAME and myself have been trying to contact you all evening . Please telephone me . Sincerely , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME ! Good morning &NAME ! Yes , I am indeed at my desk . I am currently struggling with the FLIPPING FORMATTING IN WORD . &NAME ! It is about to drive me nuts . Why ca n't it be sensible about outline numbering ? ? ? ? College is very quiet . I quite like it , although I think it would get somewhat boring if I stayed here for too long . &NAME and I went to her house last night . It was a good time , and I managed to mess up one of the keys on her piano whilst trying to fix it ! Not so good . Anyway , we had a nice stir-fry and she has just left this morning . I am seriously going to miss my internet connection when I go home . &NAME well , only a few weeks before I am reunited with the ether . &NAME , have a good day and say hi to &NAME for me . &NAME Hi &NAME ! Are you busy working ? I am intending to begin today . Intending being the operative word . It is quite cold here in &NAME , but my parents have kindly said I may put the heating on if I begin to freeze . I spend most of yesterday getting all my stuff unpacked - quite a task . I 'm having chicken risotto for lunch ; and looking forward to it immensely . Last night I watched an episode of Voyager - a very good one actually . I 'm hoping you 're sitting at your desk with &NAME when you receive this so that you can reply , but perhaps you 're not . By the way , whatever you did to &NAME seems to have worked . I do n't have to log in when I start up any more ! The new backgrounds are lovely too . So , how is everyone in college ? How many of you are still left ? Is it lonely ? What do you think of &NAME more or less without its students ? Did you go to &NAME 's house yesterday ? Hope you have a good day . &NAME SUBJECT: holla &NAME , whassup my main man ? Have they put you back together yet ? What was it like ? Did the nurse help you to have a shower ? ? ? Anyway , I hope you 're checking your emails ; I 'm back from snowboarding and so life can continue . It was great fun - amazing scenery and plenty of bruises ! I fell over on average about &NUM time a day . But it was great fun and I would love to go again . Now I am going to try and get some more uni work done , although I wo n't have much time what with New Year , etc. When are you coming back to &NAME ? See you soon , &NAME SUBJECT: Hi &NAME ! Hi &NAME ! Are you busy working ? I am intending to begin today . Intending being the operative word . It is quite cold here in &NAME , but my parents have kindly said I may put the heating on if I begin to freeze . I spend most of yesterday getting all my stuff unpacked - quite a task . I 'm having chicken risotto for lunch ; and looking forward to it immensely . Last night I watched an episode of Voyager - a very good one actually . I 'm hoping you 're sitting at your desk with &NAME when you receive this so that you can reply , but perhaps you 're not . By the way , whatever you did to &NAME seems to have worked . I do n't have to log in when I start up any more ! The new backgrounds are lovely too . So , how is everyone in college ? How many of you are still left ? Is it lonely ? What do you think of &NAME more or less without its students ? Did you go to &NAME 's house yesterday ? Hope you have a good day . &NAME SUBJECT: ricardos Table booked for &NUM : &NUM . Incidentally , I think &CHAR 2k + &NUM is actually a better axiom being that &NUM is an integer and causes problems for &CHAR 2k - &NUM . See you later , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ricardos Thanks &NAME ! &NAME yes , &NUM again ... Very true . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Table booked for &NUM : &NUM . Incidentally , I think &CHAR 2k + &NUM is actually a better axiom being that &NUM is an integer and causes problems for &CHAR 2k - &NUM . See you later , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ricardos Actually , the definition is incorrect , because &CHAR must be a natural number , not an integer ! &CHAR Thanks &NAME ! &NAME yes , &NUM again ... Very true . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Table booked for &NUM : &NUM . Incidentally , I think &CHAR 2k + &NUM is actually a better axiom being that &NUM is an integer and causes problems for &CHAR 2k - &NUM . See you later , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ricardos What is a natural number ? Tell me over dinner . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Actually , the definition is incorrect , because &CHAR must be a natural number , not an integer ! &CHAR Thanks &NAME ! &NAME yes , &NUM again ... Very true . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Table booked for &NUM : &NUM . Incidentally , I think &CHAR 2k + &NUM is actually a better axiom being that &NUM is an integer and causes problems for &CHAR 2k - &NUM . See you later , &NAME SUBJECT: hmmm So actually of course , we can forget what I said earlier about natural numbers and revert to our original definition &CHAR 2k -/+ &NUM Deep sigh , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : hmmm &NAME , Why can we forget whatyou said earlier about natural numbers ? You appear to have lost me . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : So actually of course , we can forget what I said earlier about natural numbers and revert to our original definition &CHAR 2k -/+ &NUM Deep sigh , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : hmmm Because &CHAR is not limited to positive numbers . &NAME , Why can we forget whatyou said earlier about natural numbers ? You appear to have lost me . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : So actually of course , we can forget what I said earlier about natural numbers and revert to our original definition &CHAR 2k -/+ &NUM Deep sigh , &NAME SUBJECT: 'My precious ... " Good morning &NAME , I hope you are enjoying eating raw fishes in dark and damp caves . Have you lost your ring ? What have I got in my pocket ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : 'My precious ... " &NAME , &NAME my precious , I would n't like to speculate on what you 've got in your pocket ... How are " things " ? How was the train station ? &NAME got some trainers , but I did n't. See you soon , &NAME Good morning &NAME , I hope you are enjoying eating raw fishes in dark and damp caves . Have you lost your ring ? What have I got in my pocket ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Tomorrow evening was not on the list therefore it is not possible . One of us will not be in. &NAME Sunday then - unless &NAME or &NAME cannot make it . I am sure they will let us know soon . And who on earth is " &CHAR " anyway ? &NAME &NAME wrote : How about tomorrow evening ? ? ? Sunday also sounds good . &CHAR Good evening , It has been brought to my attention that the members of this crew are suffering from severe &NAME &NAME withdrawl symptoms - I myself included . &NAME , enough of that . If you want to watch &NAME &NAME at all this term then reply to this email promptly . If you do n't - fine . Possible times for collective viewing : Sunday evening ( 17th ) Tuesday evening ( 19th ) Wednesday evening ( 20th ) Thursday evening ( 21st ) Sunday evening ( 24th ) Please let me know the earliest time convenient . A very special hologram SUBJECT: chat &NAME , I think you me and &NAME need to sit down sometime fairly soon for a proper chat about accomodation next year . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : chat &NAME , I think it is essential we do this . I suggest tomorrow afternoon / evening . Let me know today what time would be suitable ( &NAME too ) . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I think you me and &NAME need to sit down sometime fairly soon for a proper chat about accomodation next year . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : chat How about meeting after dinner at about &NUM : &NUM ? &CHAR &NAME , I think it is essential we do this . I suggest tomorrow afternoon / evening . Let me know today what time would be suitable ( &NAME too ) . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I think you me and &NAME need to sit down sometime fairly soon for a proper chat about accomodation next year . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : chat 7: &NUM is perfect . Venue ? ? ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : How about meeting after dinner at about &NUM : &NUM ? &CHAR &NAME , I think it is essential we do this . I suggest tomorrow afternoon / evening . Let me know today what time would be suitable ( &NAME too ) . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I think you me and &NAME need to sit down sometime fairly soon for a proper chat about accomodation next year . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : chat Your room ? ? Make sure you have food ready . &CHAR 7: &NUM is perfect . Venue ? ? ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : How about meeting after dinner at about &NUM : &NUM ? &CHAR &NAME , I think it is essential we do this . I suggest tomorrow afternoon / evening . Let me know today what time would be suitable ( &NAME too ) . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I think you me and &NAME need to sit down sometime fairly soon for a proper chat about accomodation next year . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : chat Dear &NAME & &NAME , &NAME , my room it is . I will have been shopping that afternoon so you will have plenty to eat . Do n't be late . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Your room ? ? Make sure you have food ready . &CHAR 7: &NUM is perfect . Venue ? ? ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : How about meeting after dinner at about &NUM : &NUM ? &CHAR &NAME , I think it is essential we do this . I suggest tomorrow afternoon / evening . Let me know today what time would be suitable ( &NAME too ) . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : proper SUBJECT: MY BIRTHDAY Friends , Romans and Countrymen , I am soon to be &NUM years old . Thus , as the veritable granddaddy of &NAME 's college , I would like to invite you to celebrate my birthday with me by partaking of food and drink at a local establishment ( not sure where yet - see below ) on Sunday March 3rd ( my birthday ) at about &NUM : &NUM pm . The thing is this ... I NEED YOU TO REPLY &NAME to let me know if you can come , because I need to get a rough idea of numbers before I book anywhere . Also , if I have left somebody off the list it is ( probably ) not deliberate ! So please invite them as well , BUT &NAME ME KNOW ! Finally , PLEASE do n't feel obliged to come . If you ca n't afford a meal out , or you need to work , etc. then that is FINE - I 'll just catch up with you another time . THE &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : MY BIRTHDAY Hideous shape with whom I am not pleased , I would like to be at your birthday meal . Please register my disapproval that it is planned for a Sunday and that you have too many friends with whom I am not well aquainted . Have a nice day . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Friends , Romans and Countrymen , I am soon to be &NUM years old . Thus , as the veritable granddaddy of &NAME 's college , I would like to invite you to celebrate my birthday with me by partaking of food and drink at a local establishment ( not sure where yet - see below ) on Sunday March 3rd ( my birthday ) at about &NUM : &NUM pm . The thing is this ... I NEED YOU TO REPLY &NAME to let me know if you can come , because I need to get a rough idea of numbers before I book anywhere . Also , if I have left somebody off the list it is ( probably ) not deliberate ! So please invite them as well , BUT &NAME ME KNOW ! Finally , PLEASE do n't feel obliged to come . If you ca n't afford a meal out , or you need to work , etc. then that is FINE - I 'll just catch up with you another time . THE &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : MY BIRTHDAY noted . Hideous shape with whom I am not pleased , I would like to be at your birthday meal . Please register my disapproval that it is planned for a Sunday and that you have too many friends with whom I am not well aquainted . Have a nice day . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Friends , Romans and Countrymen , I am soon to be &NUM years old . Thus , as the veritable granddaddy of &NAME 's college , I would like to invite you to celebrate my birthday with me by partaking of food and drink at a local establishment ( not sure where yet - see below ) on Sunday March 3rd ( my birthday ) at about &NUM : &NUM pm . The thing is this ... I NEED YOU TO REPLY &NAME to let me know if you can come , because I need to get a rough idea of numbers before I book anywhere . Also , if I have left somebody off the list it is ( probably ) not deliberate ! So please invite them as well , BUT &NAME ME KNOW ! Finally , PLEASE do n't feel obliged to come . If you ca n't afford a meal out , or you need to work , etc. then that is FINE - I 'll just catch up with you another time . THE &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: UPDATE OK , I have booked tables at the Raj-pooth on Claypath for &NUM : &NUM . Further details will follow . PLEASE let me know if you can / ca n't come & thanks to those who have already replied : &CHAR ) . Fare ye well , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Boys , I am LOVING the &NAME . It is on now , and somewhat distracting me from my work ! But hey , if I was n't listening to it I 'd be a man of constant sorrow . So , to use a rather cheesy cliche ... Thanks for being such great friends ! See you soon , &NAME SUBJECT: My profound hope Good morning Sir , I trust you will have most interesting day today . With wishes from &NAME SUBJECT: Re : My profound hope &NAME Mr. &NAME , Ever yours , &NAME Good morning Sir , I trust you will have most interesting day today . With wishes from &NAME SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM Hmmmm. Dear &NAME ... We all want answers ... do n't we ? Sometimes it 's nice to have questions too though . You only get yummy chocolate cake if you come to our bible study group . You do not , although you might want to request a transfer for reasons of gastronomic delight . By the way , if you were thinking of visiting me and eating chocolate at the same time then I must warn you that I have eaten all the chocolate cake last night and there is only coffee cake left . I hope you are satisfied , my lord , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE ? ? ? ? WHY DID N'T I GET ANY ? ? ? ? ANSWERS , I WANT ANSWERS ! ! ! ! ! &CHAR &NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff - &NAME bought it . Maybe I 'll get it this week ... &NAME ... ice cream ! Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys - we 're still drinking it I think ! Are you sure you do n't want any dinner on &NAME &NAME ? After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night ... : &CHAR Also - we want to give you plenty of time to " be warned " about &NAME ! If you 're busy , that 's fine - you 're welcome up anytime . Love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Hello ! Friday is fine . I will probaly arrive at about &NUM : 15pm . Do you need more ice cream ? &NAME &NAME wrote : makes the &NAME time ? 'dinner " time ! ! SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ... You are quite a character . Have a good afternoon ! &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hmmmm. Dear &NAME ... We all want answers ... do n't we ? Sometimes it 's nice to have questions too though . You only get yummy chocolate cake if you come to our bible study group . You do not , although you might want to request a transfer for reasons of gastronomic delight . By the way , if you were thinking of visiting me and eating chocolate at the same time then I must warn you that I have eaten all the chocolate cake last night and there is only coffee cake left . I hope you are satisfied , my lord , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE ? ? ? ? WHY DID N'T I GET ANY ? ? ? ? ANSWERS , I WANT ANSWERS ! ! ! ! ! &CHAR &NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff - &NAME bought it . Maybe I 'll get it this week ... &NAME ... ice cream ! Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys - we 're still drinking it I think ! Are you sure you do n't want any dinner on &NAME &NAME ? After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night ... : &CHAR Also - we want to give you plenty of time to " be warned " about &NAME ! If you 're busy , that 's fine - you 're welcome up anytime . Love &NAME x &NAME wrote : makes the &NAME time ? 'dinner " time ! ! SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM &NAME &NAME . And to you . &CHAR &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ... You are quite a character . Have a good afternoon ! &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hmmmm. Dear &NAME ... We all want answers ... do n't we ? Sometimes it 's nice to have questions too though . You only get yummy chocolate cake if you come to our bible study group . You do not , although you might want to request a transfer for reasons of gastronomic delight . By the way , if you were thinking of visiting me and eating chocolate at the same time then I must warn you that I have eaten all the chocolate cake last night and there is only coffee cake left . I hope you are satisfied , my lord , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE ? ? ? ? WHY DID N'T I GET ANY ? ? ? ? ANSWERS , I WANT ANSWERS ! ! ! ! ! &CHAR &NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff - &NAME bought it . Maybe I 'll get it this week ... we 're yummy you fine - need what makes that the &NAME good time ? 'dinner " on time ! ! SUBJECT: Email number &NUM ... Dear &NAME , Hopefully it will please you to add this to your collection of my emails ... I do trust you take heed to the words of the attachment I am sending you . I see you as &NAME &NAME - a notorious menace ... Only kidding . Have a good afternoon . My room has been taken over my the geology department . &NAME has a colleague in there now too ... &NAME &NAME Have I beaten &NAME now ? SUBJECT: Re : Email number &NUM ... Attachment ? ? ? Dear &NAME , Hopefully it will please you to add this to your collection of my emails ... I do trust you take heed to the words of the attachment I am sending you . I see you as &NAME &NAME - a notorious menace ... Only kidding . Have a good afternoon . My room has been taken over my the geology department . &NAME has a colleague in there now too ... &NAME &NAME Have I beaten &NAME now ? SUBJECT: Re : Hey &NAME , I have had a really nice evening . I worked until &NUM : &NUM , then went to watch TV with &NAME for a bit , and then at about &NUM : &NUM I went to a cheese and wine party at &NAME &NAME 's house ( a Cranmerite ) . I ate LOADS of cheese and grapes and things . It was fantastic ! Do n't you just love music ! &NAME , &NAME Hi &NAME ! How are you this evening ? Was football good ? I 've been to see " Guys and &NAME " - very good . Although , I was sitting next to &NAME and he was getting rather hot under the collar at some points . I 'm sure he 'll tell you about it . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Football was cancelled . &SMILEY &CHAR Hi &NAME ! How are you this evening ? Was football good ? I 've been to see " Guys and &NAME " - very good . Although , I was sitting next to &NAME and he was getting rather hot under the collar at some points . I 'm sure he 'll tell you about it . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , Sorry to hear football was cancelled . Tell me - did you watch TV in " &NAME " TV room ? You must be very courageous ! Did they have &NAME at the cheese and wine party ? Glad to hear you enjoyed it . Yes , I love music . It is wonderul and very stirring . Hope you have a great day . See you later . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey &NAME , I have had a really nice evening . I worked until &NUM : &NUM , then went to watch TV with &NAME for a bit , and then at about &NUM : &NUM I went to a cheese and wine party at &NAME &NAME 's house ( a Cranmerite ) . I ate LOADS of cheese and grapes and things . It was fantastic ! Do n't you just love music ! &NAME , &NAME Hi &NAME ! How are you this evening ? Was football good ? I 've been to see " Guys and &NAME " - very good . Although , I was sitting next to &NAME and he was getting rather hot under the collar at some points . I 'm sure he 'll tell you about it . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , Yes , in the &NAME TV room ! ! ! ! I was quaking in my very-trendy skateboarding trainers . They did indeed have &NAME at the party because I BROUGHT IT ! I bet you 're not going to formal ... oh well . Till we meet again and the case is solv-ed , &CHAR &NAME , Sorry to hear football was cancelled . Tell me - did you watch TV in " &NAME " TV room ? You must be very courageous ! Did they have &NAME at the cheese and wine party ? Glad to hear you enjoyed it . Yes , I love music . It is wonderul and very stirring . Hope you have a great day . See you later . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey &NAME , I have had a really nice evening . I worked until &NUM : &NUM , then went to watch TV with &NAME for a bit , and then at about &NUM : &NUM I went to a cheese and wine party at &NAME &NAME 's house ( a Cranmerite ) . I ate LOADS of cheese and grapes and things . It was fantastic ! Do n't you just love music ! &NAME , &NAME Hi &NAME ! How are you this evening ? Was football good ? I 've been to see " Guys and &NAME " - very good . Although , I was sitting next to &NAME and he was getting rather hot under the collar at some points . I 'm sure he 'll tell you about it . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , &NAME ! ! ! &NAME , I 'm not going to formal ... Never mind , etc. Till we meet again indeed . What is the case ? I like cases ... Is n't life wonderful ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , Yes , in the &NAME TV room ! ! ! ! I was quaking in my very-trendy skateboarding trainers . They did indeed have &NAME at the party because I BROUGHT IT ! I bet you 're not going to formal ... oh well . Till we meet again and the case is solv-ed , &CHAR &NAME , Sorry to hear football was cancelled . Tell me - did you watch TV in " &NAME " TV room ? You must be very courageous ! Did they have &NAME at the cheese and wine party ? Glad to hear you enjoyed it . Yes , I love music . It is wonderul and very stirring . Hope you have a great day . See you later . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey &NAME , I have had a really nice evening . I worked until &NUM : &NUM , then went to watch TV with &NAME for a bit , and then at about &NUM : &NUM I went to a cheese and wine party at &NAME &NAME 's house ( a Cranmerite ) . I ate LOADS of cheese and grapes and things . It was fantastic ! Do n't you just love music ! &NAME , &NAME Hi &NAME ! How are you this evening ? Was football good ? I 've been to see " Guys and &NAME " - very good . Although , I was sitting next to &NAME and he was getting rather hot under the collar at some points . I 'm sure he 'll tell you about it . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : It is the case that all men are mortal . It is also the case that Socrates is a man . Therefore , it must be the case that Socrates is mortal . &NAME . &CHAR &NAME , &NAME ! ! ! &NAME , I 'm not going to formal ... Never mind , etc. Till we meet again indeed . What is the case ? I like cases ... Is n't life wonderful ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , Yes , in the &NAME TV room ! ! ! ! I was quaking in my very-trendy skateboarding trainers . They did indeed have &NAME at the party because I BROUGHT IT ! I bet you 're not going to formal ... oh well . Till we meet again and the case is solv-ed , &CHAR &NAME , Sorry to hear football was cancelled . Tell me - did you watch TV in " &NAME " TV room ? You must be very courageous ! Did they have &NAME at the cheese and wine party ? Glad to hear you enjoyed it . Yes , I love music . It is wonderul and very stirring . Hope you have a great day . See you later . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey &NAME , I have had a really nice evening . I worked until &NUM : &NUM , then went to watch TV with &NAME for a bit , and then at about &NUM : &NUM I went to a cheese and wine party at &NAME &NAME 's house ( a Cranmerite ) . I ate LOADS of cheese and grapes and things . It was fantastic ! Do n't you just love music ! &NAME , &NAME " Guys he was he 'll tell SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , Do we need to bring wine to the formal this evening ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME I 'll bring &NAME ! &CHAR Hi &NAME , Do we need to bring wine to the formal this evening ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Then again . ... I thought I had a bottle left , but I find it 's almost all gone ! Must have drunk it at my birthday . Oh well , not to worry - there 's always water ! &CHAR Hi &NAME , Do we need to bring wine to the formal this evening ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : CES " By the very act of doubting my existence I am proving the inverse . " Good evening . I thank you for your philosophical email . I believe I exist . An experiment : look at yourself in a mirror , stare deep into your eyes and think of nothing in particular . When I do this sometimes I think I am not myself . I do not feel like myself . It is very odd . Does this ever happen to you . My dinner is now served , so I shall go and eat ... ... I have eaten . But I am still hungry . That is the way of life . And there was no pudding left over ... for breakfast . What shall I do ? My brother and dad are watching " The Matrix " ; my mum is going to meet a friend at &NAME airport I am going to work until &NUM : &NAME and then watch Inspector &NAME . What are you doing ? How is &NAME running at the moment ? Enjoy your evening &NAME &NAME . &NAME " If you strike me down , I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine ... " SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME . Are you enjoying the dirt ? What book are you reading at the moment ? Vanity vanity , all is vanity . I have an interview at &NAME on the 9th ! So soon - I only found out yesterday ! Well , it should be quite interesting . I 've even shaved in preparation ! Well , hope you 're pukka , &NAME SUBJECT: NEWS &NAME , They have offered me a place at &NAME ! ! ! Now I 'm waiting to see whether they will offer me funding . ... end of April . &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Mail &NAME problemo. . I am not bringing &NAME up to &NAME with me ( I know , it 'll be all over the tabloids ) . And since she is the hub of my recording empire , we will not get far without her . &CHAR Hi &NAME , I listened to your voicemail - let 's just say it 's not the kind of greeting I 'd have on my phone . Anyway , I remembered a conversation between &NAME and myself last term and thought I 'd mention it to you . We were thinking about making a cd after the exams - what do you think of this ? Obviously we 'd need to use your recording equipment . Well , it might not happen but it 's an idea anyway . See you in a few days . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : NEWS Hi &NAME , Congratulations ! ! ! Hope you get funding ... Enjoy the last week of your holiday . &NAME &NAME , They have offered me a place at &NAME ! ! ! Now I 'm waiting to see whether they will offer me funding . ... end of April . &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME Mail Hi &NAME , I listened to your voicemail - let 's just say it 's not the kind of greeting I 'd have on my phone . Anyway , I remembered a conversation between &NAME and myself last term and thought I 'd mention it to you . We were thinking about making a cd after the exams - what do you think of this ? Obviously we 'd need to use your recording equipment . Well , it might not happen but it 's an idea anyway . See you in a few days . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Mail &NAME , I do n't think we 'd realised how much everything depends on &NAME ... Never mind then ! &NAME &NAME problemo. . I am not bringing &NAME up to &NAME with me ( I know , it 'll be all over the tabloids ) . And since she is the hub of my recording empire , we will not get far without her . &CHAR Hi &NAME , I listened to your voicemail - let 's just say it 's not the kind of greeting I 'd have on my phone . Anyway , I remembered a conversation between &NAME and myself last term and thought I 'd mention it to you . We were thinking about making a cd after the exams - what do you think of this ? Obviously we 'd need to use your recording equipment . Well , it might not happen but it 's an idea anyway . See you in a few days . &NAME SUBJECT: Blackcurrant Jam Hi &NAME ! How are you ? Are you dong something interesting ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Probability Thanks , I shall look at these shortly ... ! &NAME &NAME wrote : Here 's the &NAME code &NAME ... Name : ThreeDoors.class ThreeDoors.class Type : unspecified type ( application / octet-stream ) &NAME : base64 Name : ThreeDoors.java ThreeDoors.java Type : unspecified type ( application / octet-stream ) &NAME : 7bit Name : ThreeDoorsTest.class ThreeDoorsTest.class Type : unspecified type ( application / octet-stream ) &NAME : base64 Name : ThreeDoorsTest.java ThreeDoorsTest.java Type : unspecified type ( application / octet-stream ) &NAME : quoted-printable SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME ! &NAME &NAME ! I am demonstrating . I am going to miss tea I think . It might have to be the golden arches again . I am pouring too much money down that bottomless hole known as my stomach . Oh well . &NAME gives money to be used . And thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges ... &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME ! I am contemplating whether or not to go to tea now , or later . Hmmm. Beware the arches of gold . &NAME gives money to be used ... wisely . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME ! &NAME &NAME ! I am demonstrating . I am going to miss tea I think . It might have to be the golden arches again . I am pouring too much money down that bottomless hole known as my stomach . Oh well . &NAME gives money to be used . And thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges ... &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : &NAME What is tea ? &CHAR &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME ! I am contemplating whether or not to go to tea now , or later . Hmmm. Beware the arches of gold . &NAME gives money to be used ... wisely . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME ! &NAME &NAME ! I am demonstrating . I am going to miss tea I think . It might have to be the golden arches again . I am pouring too much money down that bottomless hole known as my stomach . Oh well . &NAME gives money to be used . And thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges ... &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : &NAME fish and chips &NAME &NAME wrote : What is tea ? &CHAR &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME ! I am contemplating whether or not to go to tea now , or later . Hmmm. Beware the arches of gold . &NAME gives money to be used ... wisely . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME ! &NAME &NAME ! I am demonstrating . I am going to miss tea I think . It might have to be the golden arches again . I am pouring too much money down that bottomless hole known as my stomach . Oh well . &NAME gives money to be used . And thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges ... &CHAR SUBJECT: Consider ... &NAME , Following on from our &NAME crossroads conversation ... Consider the world of dreams . When you are dreaming , are you able to experience " physical " forces , such as the electromagnetic fields that repel objects such as my hand from passing through objects such as my wall ? SUBJECT: Re : Funding Congratulations ! So are you definitely going there next year then ? ? ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Friends , &NAME have offered me funding . I 'M RICH ! ! ! ! &NAME SUBJECT: Funding Friends , &NAME have offered me funding . I 'M RICH ! ! ! ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Funding Yes . Unless I get persuaded pretty strongly to do something else in the next few hours . &CHAR Congratulations ! So are you definitely going there next year then ? ? ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Friends , &NAME have offered me funding . I 'M RICH ! ! ! ! &NAME SUBJECT: Irreducible complexity This is great stuff : &WEBSITE Talking about " Intelligent Design " - the theory that there is design in nature - looks at loads of stuff , such as &NAME and irreducible complexity . Strikes a chord with me . &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME As requested young &NAME : &WEBSITE &CHAR SUBJECT: Attack of the Clones &NAME , I was passing the cinema this morning whilst on my weekly pilgrimage to &NAME and I entered . There are still free spaces for the Thursday at 8pm showing . However , since it 's student night we are advised to book at least &NUM days in advance . By my calculations that means Monday . Therefore , would you mind awfully emailing the people you want to invite . Alternatively , tell me who you want to invite and I 'll email them . Hope you had a good morning and you understand life . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Attack of the Clones &NAME , You 're a conundrum indeed . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I do n't think we need to make it a big thing . I 'll ask &NAME & &NAME & &NAME . &NAME &NAME knows about it . I 've told &NAME . When we book do we have to pay ? &CHAR &NAME , I was passing the cinema this morning whilst on my weekly pilgrimage to &NAME and I entered . There are still free spaces for the Thursday at 8pm showing . However , since it 's student night we are advised to book at least &NUM days in advance . By my calculations that means Monday . Therefore , would you mind awfully emailing the people you want to invite . Alternatively , tell me who you want to invite and I 'll email them . Hope you had a good morning and you understand life . &NAME SUBJECT: Flat intro SUBJECT: Email address &NAME ( I use the term loosely ) , If you have been emailing me using my university account then you wo n't be able to do so for much longer because I am leaving . In future please use : &EMAIL Any emails sent to this address get forwarded to my current email address , whatever it is . Please update your address book or whatever . Thanks , &NAME SUBJECT: what a super holiday ! &NAME , Thanks for sending the word document . Yes , I agree , the holiday was a raging success ! It was one of the most enjoyable weeks of my life . Thanks for finding us such a super place for it . Anyway , &NAME , I got home yesterday about fivish after a long journey during the course of which I did virtually nothing , just thinking . Do you ever feel like you have a hole inside you ? Missing you all . Chatted to &NAME last night , went to church this morning , watched a &NAME &NAME film on tv this afternoon - very good . Looking forward to the new " enterprise " series starting on wed . Tomorrow I 'm going to &NAME for the day . Collecting my keys , sorting out stuff etc. What are you up to ? How is your new house ? Still sorting stuff out I guess . Do you have a room of your own ? Oh , I was thinking , we forgot to send a card to your uncle thanking him for the bungalow . Do you have his address ? I just took out my sim card and lost that fantastic ringtone you recorded ... I shall have to get it again sometime . Well , I 'll speak soon hopefully ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : what a super holiday ! &NAME &NAME , Do you ever feel like you have a hole inside you ? Often . I have been sleeping with the gost of dog past . My nose objects to it . Solution : rip out carpets . I think I 'll go out for a walk ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , I find you very attractive . &NAME We 'd love to stay &NUM night in your fine establishment , but we 'll probably leave the next morning . Thanks ! SUBJECT: Trans-spatial awareness &NAME , it 's an email from &NAME ! ! ! ! How are you old stick ? I 'm sitting at my desk , legs crossed , fingers graciously caressing &NAME 's keyboard ... anyway , enough ! What 's it been like in the flat ? Are they networking the rooms for next year ? ? Have I told you that I 'm going to be in &NAME college ? I will definitely get a connection in my room , which is tres bon . I am going to see Miss &NAME tomorrow , and then on Saturday we are off to bonny &NAME , passing by you , of course , on the way up ... lovely . I phoned up Waterstones yesterday , thinking I 'd order all of the books on the core reading list from &NAME , until I found that one of them was £ &NUM ! ! ! ! For a flipping book ! ! ! ! So , I 've now chopped the list a little and have settled on &NUM more modestly priced books . Otherwise , there is not much to report really ; I 've been reading and playing football and doing a little bit of post-project work and decorating our new house , etc. etc. Have you finished the &NAME 's Guide yet ? What 's the &NAME &NAME scene like at the moment ? As vibrant as last holiday ? Plan for the future ... Live for the moment - that 's the ticket . In a minute I 'm going to cycle into &NAME to get a sanding belt for my dad 's power sander . I really hate ripping up old cork floor tiles , infused with decades of urine . Hmmmm. . . Anyway , see you soon , &NAME SUBJECT: Email &NAME fabulous friends . I have never done a group email before ( I do n't think ) ( well , not like this one anyway ) ( of course , I have done group emails of sorts , but ... ) . I am writing to you because I 'm about to head off up to &NAME for about &NUM weeks for a caravan " holiday " , and I 'm not sure I 'll be able to check my emails , as I 'm not sure whether they have electricity in &NAME . I 'm pretty sure they do n't have telephone lines anyway . So , the upshot of all this mental projectional activity on my part is that I probably wo n't be able to reply to your emails for a while ( about &NUM weeks actually ) . But rest assured that as soon as I get back I will reply to all who have sent me communications . " Be patient brethren , and you will reap that for which you have laboured " ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) So , all the best , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi I 'm on the case ! &CHAR Hey &NAME ! Was good to see you for a few days . Hope you got hope by 6pm . Did you go to football training ? I 've had a good day at work . Anyway , I wondred if you could tell be how to do that thing in &NAME that I was wanting help with ... Basically I want it to calculate the balanc column for me . Anything you can do would be appreciated . Have a good week . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi Hi &NAME ! Thanks for working out the spreadsheet thing for me ! My accounts are now much easier to handle ... So what have you been up to this week ? Anything exciting ? I 've been at work and it has been relatively interesting . I want to buy an electron microscope ; but they are too expensive at the moment . Oh well ! I got home yesterday and am spending a relaxing weekend here at &NAME castle . Dare I say that the weather is lovely here in &NAME at the moment ? ! &NAME , it 's lovely to have free internet access again ! &SMILEY I 'm going to try and delete Windows from my computer on Monday , so I 'll probably call you and ask for some help if you do n't mind ... ! Anyway , hope you have a good weekend and are getting some studying done . See you soon , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi Hi &NAME . &NAME to hear you 're finding those titanium particles so interesting . I watched " Enterprise " for the first time the other day - I really enjoyed it , although I missed the opening sequence so I have n't heard the song yet . I 've started doing some background work for &NAME , although it has been a little difficult getting my brain in gear . I just need to plug away at it really . Speak soon , &NAME Hi &NAME ! Thanks for working out the spreadsheet thing for me ! My accounts are now much easier to handle ... So what have you been up to this week ? Anything exciting ? I 've been at work and it has been relatively interesting . I want to buy an electron microscope ; but they are too expensive at the moment . Oh well ! I got home yesterday and am spending a relaxing weekend here at &NAME castle . Dare I say that the weather is lovely here in &NAME at the moment ? ! &NAME , it 's lovely to have free internet access again ! &SMILEY I 'm going to try and delete Windows from my computer on Monday , so I 'll probably call you and ask for some help if you do n't mind ... ! Anyway , hope you have a good weekend and are getting some studying done . See you soon , &NAME SUBJECT: It 's nearly Christmas ! Hey &NAME , How are you feeling today ? Is life a joyful event for you ? Hmmmm. I 'm at home for the weekend . Lovely sunny weather up here in &NAME . &NAME is regaining consciousness thanks to a new disk . Yesterday at work I went on a visit to that well-known haunt of mine ; &NAME University &NAME Department ... Normally it 's students who visit industry , but the other way round is just as appealing since it meant I did n't have to get up early to go in to work yesterday . I have started my revision ( ! ) and am now pushing back the frontiers of my knowledge , daily . How 's your preparation going ? Hope you have a nice time with &NAME this weekend . Enjoy swimming , and do n't worry too much about all the environmental health hazards in communal swimming pools . I 'm sure they 're exaggerated . Anyway , must go and get my hair cut . Have a good day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : It 's nearly Christmas ! &NAME &NAME . I regret to inform you that I now have only &NUM leg , as the other &NUM was infested by a deadly fungus during my brief swim in the communal pool this weekend and unfortunately had to be amputated . But hey , I guess one takes these risks if one insists on undertaking such dangerous occupations as communal swimming . Talking of frontiers , I watched the final &NUM episodes of Voyager the other day - are those really the last &NUM episodes ? ? ? I can hardly believe it . Not a bad way to end I guess - at least I got to see the &NAME queen . Hang on , was n't it YOU who had the hots for the &NAME queen ? ? Later , &NAME Hey &NAME , How are you feeling today ? Is life a joyful event for you ? Hmmmm. I 'm at home for the weekend . Lovely sunny weather up here in &NAME . &NAME is regaining consciousness thanks to a new disk . Yesterday at work I went on a visit to that well-known haunt of mine ; &NAME University &NAME Department ... Normally it 's students who visit industry , but the other way round is just as appealing since it meant I did n't have to get up early to go in to work yesterday . I have started my revision ( ! ) and am now pushing back the frontiers of my knowledge , daily . How 's your preparation going ? Hope you have a nice time with &NAME this weekend . Enjoy swimming , and do n't worry too much about all the environmental health hazards in communal swimming pools . I 'm sure they 're exaggerated . Anyway , must go and get my hair cut . Have a good day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : It 's nearly Christmas ! Hey &NAME ! " I regret to inform you that I now have only &NUM leg , as the other &NUM was infested by a deadly fungus during my brief swim in the communal pool this weekend and unfortunately had to be amputated . But hey , I guess one takes these risks if one insists on undertaking such dangerous occupations as communal swimming . " - Not funny - I believed you initially . " Talking of frontiers , I watched the final &NUM episodes of Voyager the other day - are those really the last &NUM episodes ? ? ? I can hardly believe it . Not a bad way to end I guess - at least I got to see the &NAME queen . &NAME on , was n't it YOU who had the hots for the &NAME queen ? ? " - Do n't be ridiculous , I have much more taste than that . It is folly to try and rewrite history . Hope you 're having an interesting week . I am . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : It 's nearly Christmas ! I seem to remember a certain person going by the name : &NAME " &NAME turn me on " &NAME . Could n't have been you by any chance could it ? Have a nice weekend with &NAME Do n't do anything I would n't do . &NAME Hey &NAME ! " I regret to inform you that I now have only &NUM leg , as the other &NUM was infested by a deadly fungus during my brief swim in the communal pool this weekend and unfortunately had to be amputated . But hey , I guess one takes these risks if one insists on undertaking such dangerous occupations as communal swimming . " - Not funny - I believed you initially . " Talking of frontiers , I watched the final &NUM episodes of Voyager the other day - are those really the last &NUM episodes ? ? ? I can hardly believe it . Not a bad way to end I guess - at least I got to see the &NAME queen . &NAME on , was n't it YOU who had the hots for the &NAME queen ? ? " - Do n't be ridiculous , I have much more taste than that . It is folly to try and rewrite history . Hope you 're having an interesting week . I am . &NAME SUBJECT: Hi . Y' alright &NAME ? How 's work ? Not long now ! Had a great time in the &NAME District with &NAME . &NAME was in good spirits - we talked about &NAME quite a bit , and you came up in so many of my photos that we also talked about you quite a bit - &NAME said that you were the happiest person in any of my photos ! Bye , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : I 'm a happy person Hi &NAME , My home address is : &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 7BG I got a new &NAME player today ! ! ! ! I 'm going to set it up now - bye ! &NAME Hi &NAME , How are you ? Work going well here - only &NUM days left . Glad you had a good time in &NAME . &NAME arrived back in my flat yesterday - it 's quite odd having company after so long on my own . By the way , what 's your home address ? You 've never told me . Enjoy the rest of the week . &NAME the ever smiling SUBJECT: I 'm a happy person Hi &NAME , How are you ? Work going well here - only &NUM days left . Glad you had a good time in &NAME . &NAME arrived back in my flat yesterday - it 's quite odd having company after so long on my own . By the way , what 's your home address ? You 've never told me . Enjoy the rest of the week . &NAME the ever smiling SUBJECT: b-days &NAME , Please could you do me a favour and send me a copy of your list of our friends " birthdays ? Thanks , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : b-days Hi &NAME , Here is a list of our friends birthdays ... &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME : unknown &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME this is useful . By the way , is there a general consensus on what we are all going to do about birthdays now ? I mean , we have been scattered far and wide . Is it silly to try and send presents , or should we send &NUM present from all of us , or should we just send cards ? Make known your thoughts , for it 's &NAME 's birthday on Monday . &NAME to hear from you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Oh my Word ! &NAME , Hello . How is &NAME ? Have you got your much desire network connection ? I hear you kept poor old &NAME up very late on Saturday . Quarter &NUM , oh my word ! How shockingly terrible ! I 've just had my first meeting with my project supervisor this morning . Fun ! I 'm going to be trying to make molecular transistors ! Lunch is a wonderful invention . There was a very nice cheescake at college lunch yesterday . It still did n't rival dime bar dessert though . Well , must revise ... Speak soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Oh my Word ! &NAME &NAME ! ! I 'm writing to you from the computer room in &NAME college , &NAME . I 've had a bit of a room fiasco , but hopefully I 'll shortly be moving to a nice big room with a network connection ! In about &NUM mins I 'm off to a practical , which hopefully should be fairly lightweight , it being the first &NUM and all . Keep in touch , &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , Hello . How is &NAME ? Have you got your much desire network connection ? I hear you kept poor old &NAME up very late on Saturday . Quarter &NUM , oh my word ! How shockingly terrible ! I 've just had my first meeting with my project supervisor this morning . Fun ! I 'm going to be trying to make molecular transistors ! Lunch is a wonderful invention . There was a very nice cheescake at college lunch yesterday . It still did n't rival dime bar dessert though . Well , must revise ... Speak soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : b-days Thanks &NAME ! Hi &NAME , Here is a list of our friends birthdays ... &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME : unknown &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME this is useful . By the way , is there a general consensus on what we are all going to do about birthdays now ? I mean , we have been scattered far and wide . Is it silly to try and send presents , or should we send &NUM present from all of us , or should we just send cards ? Make known your thoughts , for it 's &NAME 's birthday on Monday . &NAME to hear from you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &SMILEY Yeah ! It was so good , they thought it must have been a Master 's! ! Or something like that . &NAME is coming to &NAME this afternoon ! Exciting ! And it 's &NAME 's 21st this evening ( a social engagement for &NAME 's calendar - scandal ! ) . Yeah , &NAME 's birthday - great . &NAME having the &NAME there . It is extremely grey here . And raining . Tonight I 'm going to the theatre to watch " &NAME Hopped the &CHAR &NAME " . In fact I went to the theatre last night as well ! Cultured or what . Tomorrow I 'm going home for a school reunion , and I may stay overnight and spend the evening with my family . I should be getting a sofa of sorts for my bedroom this weekend - yay . &NAME love , &NAME &NAME , Just looking through some emails as I wait for my lecture to begin ... Why does this say it 's for your Master 's thesis ? An error , per chance ? &NAME things are going smoothly in &NAME . &NAME is coming to &NAME this afternoon ! Exciting ! And it 's &NAME 's 21st this evening ( a social engagement for &NAME 's calendar - scandal ! ) . &NAME . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Whassup you funky monkey ? I 'm just cooking myself cauliflower cheese and fried eggs . Sounds nice ? It sure does . It 's somewhat late , but I 've had a busy day . Got soaked on the way to the lab this morning . Did a couple of hours work , then cycled down into &NAME ( getting quite wet again ) to meet a young lady for coffee , before cycling back up to &NAME for football training before having a bath at home and catching half an hour 's work , before cycling into &NAME for CU , before having tea and cake with some friends in college before cycling to the shops to buy milk , mouthwash and cauliflower cheese , before cycling home , before going on &NAME &NAME before emailing you . &NAME . So , I hope you 're well old chum . I 'm looking forward to seeing you in a few week 's time . &SMILEY &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME cheese and fried eggs sounds vile . &NAME , meeting young ladies for coffee ... that 'll be &NAME 's sister then ? I 'm sure you 're pleased to have a bath in your house . How 's the &NAME scene ? I 'm looking forward to seeing you in a few weeks too . I 've just had an inspiring lecture on superconductivity and the greatest scientific fraud in recent times . Shocking ! Now for lunch in college before &NUM hours revision , followed by dinner at &NUM : &NUM with &NAME as a guest . She 's coming to &NAME for the weekend . I was in the lab from &NUM : &NUM to &NUM : &NUM yesterday and made a beautiful ruby-red liquid . Unfortunately I woke up this morning with a nasty cold , so I am lemsipping lots now . Have a good afternoon . &NAME ( funky monkey ... ? ? ? ) &NAME &NAME wrote : Whassup you funky monkey ? I 'm just cooking myself cauliflower cheese and fried eggs . Sounds nice ? It sure does . It 's somewhat late , but I 've had a busy day . Got soaked on the way to the lab this morning . Did a couple of hours work , then cycled down into &NAME ( getting quite wet again ) to meet a young lady for coffee , before cycling back up to &NAME for football training before having a bath at home and catching half an hour 's work , before cycling into &NAME for CU , before having tea and cake with some friends in college before cycling to the shops to buy milk , mouthwash and cauliflower cheese , before cycling home , before going on &NAME &NAME before emailing you . &NAME . So , I hope you 're well old chum . I 'm looking forward to seeing you in a few week 's time . &SMILEY &NAME SUBJECT: stimulation &NAME , If you 're ever board and not sure what to do with yourself ( and you have access to the web ) check out this very cool ( I think ) website : &WEBSITE Laters , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : stimulation Hey &NAME , Thanks ! Have just finished watching the extended &NAME version of the &NAME of the Rings . Am at home this weekend and going to a concert at &NAME castle this afternoon . Enjoy the &NAME &NAME film . If you 're around , then I 'm on &NAME at the moment . Hope you have a good week . I 'll be in touch . &NAME &NAME , If you 're ever board and not sure what to do with yourself ( and you have access to the web ) check out this very cool ( I think ) website : &WEBSITE Laters , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ... Damn I 'm good looking . &CHAR SUBJECT: YOU &NAME , Was good to talk to you last night . How are you bearing up ? Just wondered if you have invited &NAME &NAME to the New Year thingy as someone wants her to come . Hope you 're staying unstressed and typically you . Must go and write some letters . " And tomorrow I 'm going shopping for YOU , I do it all for YOU ! " ( Christmas shopping in &NAME . ) &NAME SUBJECT: lyrics SUBJECT: Re : YOU Was good to talk to you last night . Yes - did &NAME get my email ? Does he want to come ? How are you bearing up ? Remarkably well . Actually I 've quite enjoyed this week even though I 've been revising on average about &NUM hours per day ! But I 've been revising with &NUM friends from my course , and joint revision is actually quite good fun - you should try it ! Just wondered if you have invited &NAME &NAME to the New Year thingy as someone wants her to come . Oh do they now ! ? ! And that 'someone " would n't be a nice young Scottish lad I happen to know would it ... ? ! It 's alright &NAME - your secret 's safe with me . I 've asked &NAME or &NAME to invite her , so that should be sorted . &SMILEY To my great excitement I found out the other day that my online NatWest account does actually work ! ! ! That means I can check my balance any time of the day or night from the comfort of my own slightly-uncomfortable college chair , without paying any money ! Pretty nice eh ? ! So , you 're going Christmas shopping - sounds like fun . Tomorrow I 'm heading down to &NAME &NAME to attend a party in the evening and to visit a certain Mr. Day in the morning / afternoon . They 've asked me to bring a party game - shall I introduce them to 'desire " ? ? &NAME , big it up &NAME , &NAME &NAME , Was good to talk to you last night . How are you bearing up ? Just wondered if you have invited &NAME &NAME to the New Year thingy as someone wants her to come . Hope you 're staying unstressed and typically you . Must go and write some letters . " And tomorrow I 'm going shopping for YOU , I do it all for YOU ! " ( Christmas shopping in &NAME . ) &NAME SUBJECT: Re : YOU &NAME , Yes indeed , &NAME got your email but he is probably going to &NAME for New Year . However , on finding out we were there for &NUM days he said he might try and pop over at some point - but he 'll have to see how things go . " Remarkably well . Actually I 've quite enjoyed this week even though I 've been revising on average about &NUM hours per day ! But I 've been revising with &NUM friends from my course , and joint revision is actually quite good fun - you should try it ! " - &NAME ha ! I do n't need to anymore ! Oh do they now ! ? ! And that 'someone " would n't be a nice young Scottish lad I happen to know would it ... ? ! It 's alright &NAME - your secret 's safe with me . - &NAME &NAME ! No , actually , it was n't me ... 'So , you 're going Christmas shopping - sounds like fun . Tomorrow I 'm heading down to &NAME &NAME to attend a party in the evening and to visit a certain Mr. Day in the morning / afternoon . They 've asked me to bring a party game - shall I introduce them to 'desire " ? ? " - It was fun , and made more so by the most marvellous &NAME &NAME , who got me all my presents in half an hour - genius ! Have a nice day ! I 'm going home this afternoon and am just in the library at the moment getting books and sorting out last minute things . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : lyrics Thanks &NAME ! I await the audio version ... &NAME SUBJECT: Flipping amateur OK &NAME , I was under the impression that the party was from 31st to the 2nd . Was I wrong ? If the party is only for &NUM day then it 's a very very long way to come from &NAME for such a short time . &NAME has invited some people to spend a couple of days at his house around New Year . This is not the case with everyone , and I am not organising that . Speak to &NAME if you are unsure as to whether his invitation still holds ! Also , why are we arriving so late on the 31st ? My train might get in a lot earlier . Oh my goodness ! Well , &NAME , for you I think we can make an exception - but again if you want to arrange with &NAME to arrive earlier and spend the afternoon at his house ( or mine ! ) then that should be fine . Thirdly , how can we forward this to people you may have missed out if we ca n't see who you 've sent it to ? You did something funny with the sent field and it appears only to have been sent to you . The way it works is : if you 've invited someone then you ask them if they 've had an email from me , and if not you forward it to them . I know it 's a bit of extra hassle , but there are reasons for it , and I 'm the big cheese here &NAME I 'm organising it so if you do n't like it then TOUGH CHEDDAR ! &NAME this clears things up you chunky monkey ! &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Flipping amateur I guess you failed to detect the subtle trace of cynical humour in my reply . &NAME well - the perils of non-visual , non-inflectional communication . &CHAR On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &EMAIL wrote : Thank you &NAME , that 's most helpful , but there 's no need to get so stroppy - I simply did n't understand &NUM or &NUM things ! &NAME . &NAME OK &NAME , I was under the impression that the party was from 31st to the 2nd . Was I wrong ? If the party is only for &NUM day then it 's a very very long way to come from &NAME for such a short time . &NAME has invited some people to spend a couple of days at his house around New Year . This is not the case with everyone , and I am not organising that . Speak to &NAME if you are unsure as to whether his invitation still holds ! Also , why are we arriving so late on the 31st ? My train might get in a lot earlier . Oh my goodness ! Well , &NAME , for you I think we can make an exception - but again if you want to arrange with &NAME to arrive earlier and spend the afternoon at his house ( or mine ! ) then that should be fine . Thirdly , how can we forward this to people you may have missed out if we ca n't see who you 've sent it to ? You did something funny with the sent field and it appears only to have been sent to you . The way it works is : if you 've invited someone then you ask them if they 've had an email from me , and if not you forward it to them . I know it 's a bit of extra hassle , but there are reasons for it , and I 'm the big cheese here &NAME I 'm organising it so if you do n't like it then TOUGH CHEDDAR ! &NAME this clears things up you chunky monkey ! &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Flipping amateur &NAME &NAME ! &CHAR On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &EMAIL wrote : Quite true , it is indeed perilous . Never mind though . It would be worse not to have it . I 'm back at home now . Going to &NAME tomorrow though so I 'm keeping myself busy . Have a good day and hope the revision goes well . &NAME I guess you failed to detect the subtle trace of cynical humour in my reply . &NAME well - the perils of non-visual , non-inflectional communication . &CHAR On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &EMAIL wrote : Thank you &NAME , that 's most helpful , but there 's no need to get so stroppy - I simply did n't understand &NUM or &NUM things ! &NAME . &NAME OK &NAME , 2nd . very very &NAME has invited some people to spend a couple of days at his house around New Year . This is not the case with everyone , and I am not organising that . Speak to &NAME if you are unsure as to whether his invitation still holds ! get in Oh my goodness ! Well , &NAME , for you I think we can make an exception - but again if you want to arrange with &NAME to arrive earlier and spend the afternoon at his house ( or mine ! ) then that should be fine . out if with the The way it works is : if you 've invited someone then you ask them if they 've had an email from me , and if not you forward it to them . I know it 's a bit of extra hassle , but there are reasons for it , and I 'm the big cheese here &NAME I 'm organising it so if you do n't like it then TOUGH CHEDDAR ! &NAME this clears things up you chunky monkey ! &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : New Year ! &NAME , I was under the impression that the party was from 31st to the 2nd . Was I wrong ? If the party is only for &NUM day then it 's a very very long way to come from &NAME for such a short time . Also , why are we arriving so late on the 31st ? My train might get in a lot earlier . Thirdly , how can we forward this to people you may have missed out if we ca n't see who you 've sent it to ? You did something funny with the sent field and it appears only to have been sent to you . Looking forward to seeing you and having my queries cleared up . &NAME Hello Boys and Girls . Finally , an email about the &NAME New Year party ! ! ! ! &NAME : &NAME ... &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) - &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NAME : arrive sometime in the evening ( ) &NUM : 00pm ) &NAME : &NAME &NAME 's house , &NAME ( I 'll email proper directions shortly ) , with possible recourse to &NAME and / or &NAME 's house if necessary . The plan is to buy food for the evening and breakfast the following morning on the day ( &NAME has a car ) , so you each need to bring around £ &NUM . I think that 's all for the moment ! - Oh , and if you have n't already , please let me know &NAME if you can / ca n't make it . Cheers , &NAME &NAME I do n't have everyone 's email addresses , so if you invited someone who did n't get this email then please pass on the info . SUBJECT: Re : Flipping amateur Thank you &NAME , that 's most helpful , but there 's no need to get so stroppy - I simply did n't understand &NUM or &NUM things ! &NAME . &NAME OK &NAME , I was under the impression that the party was from 31st to the 2nd . Was I wrong ? If the party is only for &NUM day then it 's a very very long way to come from &NAME for such a short time . &NAME has invited some people to spend a couple of days at his house around New Year . This is not the case with everyone , and I am not organising that . Speak to &NAME if you are unsure as to whether his invitation still holds ! Also , why are we arriving so late on the 31st ? My train might get in a lot earlier . Oh my goodness ! Well , &NAME , for you I think we can make an exception - but again if you want to arrange with &NAME to arrive earlier and spend the afternoon at his house ( or mine ! ) then that should be fine . Thirdly , how can we forward this to people you may have missed out if we ca n't see who you 've sent it to ? You did something funny with the sent field and it appears only to have been sent to you . The way it works is : if you 've invited someone then you ask them if they 've had an email from me , and if not you forward it to them . I know it 's a bit of extra hassle , but there are reasons for it , and I 'm the big cheese here &NAME I 'm organising it so if you do n't like it then TOUGH CHEDDAR ! &NAME this clears things up you chunky monkey ! &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Flipping amateur Quite true , it is indeed perilous . Never mind though . It would be worse not to have it . I 'm back at home now . Going to &NAME tomorrow though so I 'm keeping myself busy . Have a good day and hope the revision goes well . &NAME I guess you failed to detect the subtle trace of cynical humour in my reply . &NAME well - the perils of non-visual , non-inflectional communication . &CHAR On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &EMAIL wrote : Thank you &NAME , that 's most helpful , but there 's no need to get so stroppy - I simply did n't understand &NUM or &NUM things ! &NAME . &NAME OK &NAME , I was under the impression that the party was from 31st to the 2nd . Was I wrong ? If the party is only for &NUM day then it 's a very very long way to come from &NAME for such a short time . &NAME has invited some people to spend a couple of days at his house around New Year . This is not the case with everyone , and I am not organising that . Speak to &NAME if you are unsure as to whether his invitation still holds ! Also , why are we arriving so late on the 31st ? My train might get in a lot earlier . Oh my goodness ! Well , &NAME , for you I think we can make an exception - but again if you want to arrange with &NAME to arrive earlier and spend the afternoon at his house ( or mine ! ) then that should be fine . Thirdly , how can we forward this to people you may have missed out if we ca n't see who you 've sent it to ? You did something funny with the sent field and it appears only to have been sent to you . The way it works is : if you 've invited someone then you ask them if they 've had an email from me , and if not you forward it to them . I know it 's a bit of extra hassle , but there are reasons for it , and I 'm the big cheese here &NAME I 'm organising it so if you do n't like it then TOUGH CHEDDAR ! &NAME this clears things up you chunky monkey ! &CHAR SUBJECT: stuff OK , &WEBSITE &WEBSITE / &SMILEY &CHAR SUBJECT: Holographic storage Check this out &NAME : &WEBSITE / &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : stuff OK &NAME , Try this : &WEBSITE You 'll notice there are &NUM columns , one for downloading &NAME ( &NAME &NAME &NAME ) , and the other for downloading &NAME ( &NAME Development Kit ) . You certainly want to download the &NAME ( for windows obviously ! ) . If this includes the &NAME , then you wo n't have to download that as well , otherwise you will ! But you wo n't know that until you try . So , download &NAME , and run the installer program . If things are not then obvious ( they may well not be ! ) then give me a ring or something and we 'll talk it through . Pray for me &NAME - I 'm getting a bit worried about these exams ! ! &NAME Hey &NAME , Thanks for the link , but I do n't know enough about programming to know which things to download ... ! Could you give me some clues ? Thanks , and hope the revision goes better today . Remember - buttercup syrup is the way forward ... &NAME OK , &WEBSITE &WEBSITE / &SMILEY &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : stuff Do you just have one on the 15th or are there others ? &NUM 1-hour exams on the 15th ! I downloaded the &NAME &NAME and I think it has the &NAME in it too . Was &NAME ! Anyway , sometime , if you 're bored , or after exams , give me a call or something because I do n't know what to do after I 've installed it . I 'll try and remember , but you 'd better ring me as well in case I forget ! Hope you have a good weekend . You too old boy . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME , &WEBSITE file you will have a line that looks something like the following : &NAME &NAME : WINDOWS ; You need to add the &CHAR : ... bin directory to this line . The paths are separated by semi-colons . You might also need to add a line something like the following : &NAME &NAME : ... libs ; . Where the libs folder is the location of the main &NAME libraries , and . refers to the current directory ( so that you can include class files residing in the current directory ) . &NAME programming , &NAME SUBJECT: Me in &NAME Hi &NAME , I hope you had a great Christmas ! Just to let you know that I shall be in &NAME from Tuesday the 31st of December to Tuesday the 7th or Wednesday the 8th of January . If you 're around any of that time would it be possible to stay a night or &NUM at your house ? See you on Tuesday ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : stuff Hey &NAME , Thanks for the link , but I do n't know enough about programming to know which things to download ... ! Could you give me some clues ? Thanks , and hope the revision goes better today . Remember - buttercup syrup is the way forward ... &NAME OK , &WEBSITE &WEBSITE / &SMILEY &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : stuff Hey &NAME , I am praying for you and for your exams . Hope you are getting on well with revision . Do you just have one on the 15th or are there others ? I downloaded the &NAME &NAME and I think it has the &NAME in it too . Was &NAME ! Anyway , sometime , if you 're bored , or after exams , give me a call or something because I do n't know what to do after I 've installed it . Hope you have a good weekend . &NAME OK &NAME , Try this : &WEBSITE You 'll notice there are &NUM columns , one for downloading &NAME ( &NAME &NAME &NAME ) , and the other for downloading &NAME ( &NAME Development Kit ) . You certainly want to download the &NAME ( for windows obviously ! ) . If this includes the &NAME , then you wo n't have to download that as well , otherwise you will ! But you wo n't know that until you try . So , download &NAME , and run the installer program . If things are not then obvious ( they may well not be ! ) then give me a ring or something and we 'll talk it through . Pray for me &NAME - I 'm getting a bit worried about these exams ! ! &NAME SUBJECT: holiday &NAME , I spoke to my uncle yesterday about Chapel , and unfortunately August has been booked up for quite a while ( members of the family book on a yearly-basis for peak times like that ) . So , I think it 's back to the drawing-board . There is a week in July that 's free , but I do n't think I can make that . SUBJECT: I think ... Thanks for the philosophy book &NAME ! ! I just got it this morning - fantastic . Speak soon , &NAME SUBJECT: HC &NAME yes , the hot-chocolate . Well , take &NUM mug of milk and microwave it for about &NUM mins . I guess you could also heat it in a pan if you wanted . Then take &NUM heaped teaspoons of that white hot-chocolate stuff ( actually I think I used to tablespoons with you ! ) and mix thoroughly . Then add the marshmallows and hey-presto . Oh , and there is the essence of &NAME , harvested from the &NUM plant that grows only in the mountains of &NAME , guarded by a fierce ring of wild-boars , but you ca n't get that in &NAME so I would n't worry too much about it . &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME , Yes , the holiday ... Have you found out about your term dates yet ? Thanks for the photo - just like in Man of &NAME ! Your most welcome - I hope you enjoy reading it . Was good to speak with you yesterday - hope you enjoyed your bath . Thank you or your helpful hints on hot chocolate making . I must advise you that obtaining essence of &NAME wo n't be a problem as I have a friend who lives with the &NAME tribe , who inhabit the foothills of the mountains of &NAME . Each spring the young males of the tribe test their agility , cunning , strength and stamina in a dangerous rite of passage to obtain a measure of this coveted spice for the chief medicine man . After that they are given a wife . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ... After that they are given a wife . If only it was that easy eh ... ! ? &SMILEY &CHAR On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , Yes , the holiday ... Have you found out about your term dates yet ? Thanks for the photo - just like in Man of &NAME ! Your most welcome - I hope you enjoy reading it . Was good to speak with you yesterday - hope you enjoyed your bath . Thank you or your helpful hints on hot chocolate making . I must advise you that obtaining essence of &NAME wo n't be a problem as I have a friend who lives with the &NAME tribe , who inhabit the foothills of the mountains of &NAME . Each spring the young males of the tribe test their agility , cunning , strength and stamina in a dangerous rite of passage to obtain a measure of this coveted spice for the chief medicine &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , it looks like I will be unable to leave &NAME until the start of August , so let 's move to plan &NUM A ( &NUM ) &CHAR . &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Indeed ... &NAME &NAME wrote : ... After that they are given a wife . If only it was that easy eh ... ! ? &SMILEY &CHAR On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , Yes , the holiday ... Have you found out about your term dates yet ? Thanks for the photo - just like in Man of &NAME ! Your most welcome - I hope you enjoy reading it . Was good to speak with you yesterday - hope you enjoyed your bath . Thank you or your helpful hints on hot chocolate making . I must advise you that obtaining essence of &NAME wo n't be a problem as I have a friend who lives with the &NAME tribe , who inhabit the foothills of the mountains of &NAME . Each spring the young males of the tribe test their agility , cunning , strength and stamina in a dangerous rite of passage to obtain a measure of this coveted spice for the chief medicine &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , plan &NUM A ( &NUM ) &CHAR is now under implementation . The outcome of part I will determine whether we take path &NUM A ( &NUM ) &CHAR , path &NUM &NUM A ( &NUM ) &CHAR or revert to path &NUM &CHAR - in which case , we are , as they say , " in the soup " . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , it looks like I will be unable to leave &NAME until the start of August , so let 's move to plan &NUM A ( &NUM ) &CHAR . &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Yes ... my thoughts exactly . &NAME , plan &NUM A ( &NUM ) &CHAR is now under implementation . The outcome of part I will determine whether we take path &NUM A ( &NUM ) &CHAR , path &NUM &NUM A ( &NUM ) &CHAR or revert to path &NUM &CHAR - in which case , we are , as they say , " in the soup " . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , it looks like I will be unable to leave &NAME until the start of August , so let 's move to plan &NUM A ( &NUM ) &CHAR . &CHAR SUBJECT: The plan ... Be , Just to clarify ... Is plan &NUM A ( &NUM ) c the one where we email people and see if they know of anywhere we can have our holiday the first week in august ? Would you like to take care of it or shall I ? I had a better day today . Lunch was good . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Yes ... my thoughts exactly . &NAME , plan &NUM A ( &NUM ) &CHAR is now under implementation . The outcome of part I will determine whether we take path &NUM A ( &NUM ) &CHAR , path &NUM &NUM A ( &NUM ) &CHAR or revert to path &NUM &CHAR - in which case , we are , as they say , " in the soup " . SUBJECT: The plan ... &NAME , I meant " &NAME " . " Be " is too philosophical ... SUBJECT: Re : The plan ... Hi &NAME , I 'll do it , since I 've got email here in my room . What did you have for lunch then ? &CHAR Be , Just to clarify ... Is plan &NUM A ( &NUM ) c the one where we email people and see if they know of anywhere we can have our holiday the first week in august ? Would you like to take care of it or shall I ? I had a better day today . Lunch was good . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Yes ... my thoughts exactly . &NAME , plan &NUM A ( &NUM ) &CHAR is now under implementation . The outcome of part I will determine whether we take path &NUM A ( &NUM ) &CHAR , path &NUM &NUM A ( &NUM ) &CHAR or revert to path &NUM &CHAR - in which case , we are , as they say , " in the soup " . SUBJECT: Re : The plan ... Thanks &NAME ! Lunch ... I do n't remember ! Oh dear . But it was way better than todays - college mince and dumplings and boiled potatoes . I spoke to &NAME last night and she wants to go somewhere hot with surfing capabilities for our holiday . I think &NAME or &NAME would be okay ( although she really wants to go abroad ... but I suppose people would object to that ... ? ) . If no one has any houses etc. then maybe we should look at renting a cottage for a week like we were intending to do last year before we found Chapel . We shall see . Hope you have a good afternoon - it 's back to the lab for me now . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , I 'll do it , since I 've got email here in my room . What did you have for lunch then ? &CHAR SUBJECT: An update on life &NAME , Have you had any replies on the holiday front ? What are you up to ? &NAME &NAME came round and sorted out &NAME and &NAME for me ! Now I can programme ... ! &NAME all is good with you . I made lots of nicely coloured liquids in the lab today ... &NAME , supper at &NUM : &NUM - splendid ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : An update on life &NAME &NAME , Have you had any replies on the holiday front ? Only from &NAME , who said she could n't help us ! What are you up to ? I 'm currently in the lab , progressing through a speech processing practical . I 'm going home this weekend , as &NAME ( &NAME speaker ) & his wife &NAME are staying with us for a couple of nights . I think I 'll chat to them about possibly going out there for a while next year . Also , I 've ordered a pair of rollerblades , which I got delivered to home , so I 'm going to pick them up as well ! &NAME &NAME came round and sorted out &NAME and &NAME for me ! Now I can programme ... ! Good stuff ! I was actually trying to set up &NAME on my computer last night , and was getting some ridiculous error , so maybe I 'll consult Mr. &NAME myself . Later , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Why thank you &NAME ! Was in &NAME yesterday and heard a lecture from the Master of your college - he knows how to speak . In the library but going home soon ... &NAME you ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME I 'm in the lab at the moment , getting quite frustrated with a compiler error . I 'm also off soon I think , but I daresay I 'll be back later ! &NAME , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Why thank you &NAME ! Was in &NAME yesterday and heard a lecture from the Master of your college - he knows how to speak . In the library but going home soon ... &NAME you ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : email &NAME , Of course ! ( Assuming I get an acknowledgement if you publish . ) Now , what sort of emails would you like , and in what format ? I have personal &NUM , &NUM from CU , college , etc. .. Shall I just copy them to a text file and email you them ? Might take a day or so if I have to check them for sensitive content , but I doubt it . Also , are they just for your use , or will other people see them ? ( I.e. do you think I need people 's permission to use their emails ? No , I doubt it . ) Have a good day ! &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , For my masters project I 'm going to be building an email classification system , with the ultimate goal of distinguishing junk emails from non-junk emails . Thing is , that I need to get hold of a data set of non-junk emails to train and test the system on . Now , I remembered that you keep all your past emails , and so I was wondering if you would consider donating a copy of them ( or of a non-sensitive subset of them ! ) to me for my work . Let me know what you think . &NAME PS . Thanks for the card - what a great picture , and what a good day that was as well ! SUBJECT: email &NAME , For my masters project I 'm going to be building an email classification system , with the ultimate goal of distinguishing junk emails from non-junk emails . Thing is , that I need to get hold of a data set of non-junk emails to train and test the system on . Now , I remembered that you keep all your past emails , and so I was wondering if you would consider donating a copy of them ( or of a non-sensitive subset of them ! ) to me for my work . Let me know what you think . &NAME PS . Thanks for the card - what a great picture , and what a good day that was as well ! SUBJECT: Re : email Wonderful &NAME . There might be some sort of " export " command in your email prog . Or the emails might well already be in a text file on your computer somewhere . Do you use &NAME &NAME ? As regards what type of email , I 'll take anything you 've got ! In terms of usage , they 're just for my use at the moment , but if anything further is to happen with them I 'll chat with you about it before . Also , some kind of anonymity processing will almost certainly be done on them before they are actually used . Thanks &NAME ! &NAME &NAME Wed , &NUM Mar &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , Of course ! ( Assuming I get an acknowledgement if you publish . ) Now , what sort of emails would you like , and in what format ? I have personal &NUM , &NUM from CU , college , etc. .. Shall I just copy them to a text file and email you them ? Might take a day or so if I have to check them for sensitive content , but I doubt it . Also , are they just for your use , or will other people see them ? ( I.e. do you think I need people 's permission to use their emails ? No , I doubt it . ) Have a good day ! &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , For my masters project I 'm going to be building an email classification system , with the ultimate goal of distinguishing junk emails from non-junk emails . Thing is , that I need to get hold of a data set of non-junk emails to train and test the system on . Now , I remembered that you keep all your past emails , and so I was wondering if you would consider donating a copy of them ( or of a non-sensitive subset of them ! ) to me for my work . Let me know what you think . &NAME PS . Thanks for the card - what a great picture , and what a good day that was as well ! SUBJECT: Re : Emails Hi &NAME , Actually , I 'll send them to you as Word documents , probably later today , maybe tomorrow morning if that 's okay . Have a good afternoon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Emails &NAME appreciados &NAME . Actually , plain text files would be better for me - is that OK ? The format you sent me is fine . No hurry as far as time goes . Thanks again , &NAME &NAME Wed , &NUM Mar &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Actually , I 'll send them to you as Word documents , probably later today , maybe tomorrow morning if that 's okay . Have a good afternoon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Emails Beautiful &NAME - thanks . Got the last &NUM emails . &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : email &NAME , I did n't get the " &NAME " &NUM . &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME That should be &NUM emails , at 10p per email , works out at £ &NUM . Cheques payable to &NAME " never misses an opportuity to make a profit " &NAME . SUBJECT: the 2nd new flat email Dear new flatmates , Hope you are all having a great summer . I 'm moving into the flat on Saturday and start my chemistry placement next Monday . It lasts for &NUM weeks - basically up until term starts . I just wanted to ask if anyone would mind any visitors I have sleeping on their beds as it would be a lot easier than using the floor . Do n't worry ; they would have sleeping bags . &NAME 's family and my family are coming to visit me in a few weeks time . Anyway , please let me know if this is okay with you all and if it is n't then that 's fine . Enjoy the rest of your summer . &NAME &NAME &NAME , I 'm fine about having the prayer meeting but I might not always be there . SUBJECT: Re : living out &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME live @ ... Flat &CHAR &NAME House &NAME &NAME 's &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME this helps ! &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi to all livers-out , This is &NAME , your newly elected Livers-Out Officer . Just sending a quick e-mail to introduce myself and also to ask for peoples living out addresses . Due to Data Protection &NAME college are unable to supply me with your address so if you want to receive any post from me please email me . Do n't worry I wo n't be overloading your doorstep but there will be the odd posting which will be of benefit to you . Hope you are all getting along well in your new flats and houses , any problems feel free to contact me . See you soon &NAME &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : hello ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME boy ! just on my way to examples class - glad you 're well ! we 'll have a little welcome home chicken &NAME party for you on Sunday ! eating about &NUM or so . have invited &NAME , think &NAME is free , anyone else you want us to invite ? see you soon ! &NAME x &EMAIL wrote : Hey &NAME ! How are you ? Thanks for the card from the flat - I just got it a few minutes ago ! Hope you are all well . I 'm fine and have been to the doctor 's this morning to get out my stitch . I should be back in the flat on Sunday sometime around 4pm . My parents are taking me down . Oh , would you mind forwarding me the email you sent to everyone letting them know I was ill please ? Thanks . Hope you have a good afternoon . &NAME SUBJECT: SPORRAN ALERT &WEBSITE Thought you 'd like this - they certainly look damned nice to me , but definitely no sign of porridge ! SUBJECT: Re : SPORRAN ALERT Splendid ... Porridge indeed ! You visit unusual web-sites &NAME &NAME . &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : &WEBSITE Thought you 'd like this - they certainly look damned nice to me , but definitely no sign of porridge ! SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , voting , marg 's Hi &NAME - do n't mind opening up our flat on Sat morning as long as it 's not too early ! ! &NUM &NUM would be fine I think ! maybe I should check with my flat first though .. ooops &SMILEY &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi everyone , Just a few quick points : - &NAME Awards &NAME Tickets are on sale at lunch and dinner times in &NAME priced £ &NUM . - Presidential Voting is underway . E-voting on duo closes tonight at 11pm . Tomorrow the ballot box will be in college most of the day but will be at &NAME 's between &NUM and &NUM o' clock . The voting ends at &NUM tomorrow ( Wednesday ) . - A few first years have approached me to ask if they will be able to view &NAME 's at any point before signing a contract , so I am going to set up a viewing session this weekend . If anyone currently living in &NAME 's is willing to open up their flat this weekend ( preferably Saturday morning ) please could you let me know . It should n't be for long and I 'm not expecting too many people . All offers greatfully received ! - There was an assault ( possible attempted rape ) last week on &NAME Street past the viaduct by a man with an eyebrow piercing . The Police are looking for information . Be careful , especially at night and in the viaduct area . Do n't forget if you do see anything dodgy let me know and I 'll get you an incident report form . Thanks &NAME &NAME &NAME Officer SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , voting , marg 's Oh no ! &NAME &NAME is staying in my room ! It wo n't be immaculate ! How can I take such responsibility for giving poor first years such a misguided view of &NAME 's life ? ? ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME - do n't mind opening up our flat on Sat morning as long as it 's not too early ! ! &NUM &NUM would be fine I think ! maybe I should check with my flat first though .. ooops &SMILEY &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi everyone , Just a few quick points : - &NAME Awards &NAME Tickets are on sale at lunch and dinner times in &NAME priced £ &NUM . - Presidential Voting is underway . E-voting on duo closes tonight at 11pm . Tomorrow the ballot box will be in college most of the day but will be at &NAME 's between &NUM and &NUM o' clock . The voting ends at &NUM tomorrow ( Wednesday ) . - A few first years have approached me to ask if they will be able to view &NAME 's at any point before signing a contract , so I am going to set up a viewing session this weekend . If anyone currently living in &NAME 's is willing to open up their flat this weekend ( preferably Saturday morning ) please could you let me know . It should n't be for long and I 'm not expecting too many people . All offers greatfully received ! - There was an assault ( possible attempted rape ) last week on &NAME Street past the viaduct by a man with an eyebrow piercing . The Police are looking for information . Be careful , especially at night and in the viaduct area . Do n't forget if you do see anything dodgy let me know and I 'll get you an incident report form . Thanks &NAME &NAME &NAME Officer SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , voting , marg 's we 'll keep them away from your room m'dear ... would n't dare ! xx &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Oh no ! &NAME &NAME is staying in my room ! It wo n't be immaculate ! How can I take such responsibility for giving poor first years such a misguided view of &NAME 's life ? ? ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME - do n't mind opening up our flat on Sat morning as long as it 's not too early ! ! &NUM &NUM would be fine I think ! maybe I should check with my flat first though .. ooops &SMILEY &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi everyone , Just a few quick points : - &NAME Awards &NAME Tickets are on sale at lunch and dinner times in &NAME priced £ &NUM . - Presidential Voting is underway . E-voting on duo closes tonight at 11pm . Tomorrow the ballot box will be in college most of the day but will be at &NAME 's between &NUM and &NUM o' clock . The voting ends at &NUM &NUM tomorrow ( Wednesday ) . - A few first years have approached me to ask if they will be able to view &NAME 's at any point before signing a contract , so I am going to set up a viewing session this weekend . If anyone currently living in &NAME 's is willing to open up their flat this weekend ( preferably Saturday morning ) please could you let me know . It should n't be for long and I 'm not expecting too many people . All offers greatfully received ! - There was an assault ( possible attempted rape ) last week on &NAME Street past the viaduct by a man with an eyebrow piercing . The Police are looking for information . Be careful , especially at night and in the viaduct area . Do n't forget if you do see anything dodgy let me know and I 'll get you an incident report form . Thanks &NAME &NAME &NAME Officer SUBJECT: Highway &NAME &NAME Here are the dates &NAME . ... I 'll let you know which one of the &NUM I am considering doing . Obviously the first one would be preferrable from the point of view of leaving the 1st week in Sept. free . Later , &NAME &NAME , I 've been in touch with &NAME central and I 've got the dates . They are still provisional as the flights are not &NUM set yet . Airlines do n't confirm Charter flights until a little later ... July - 2nd - 17th September - 2nd - 17th Cheers , &NAME &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear everyone , Lovely as it would be to all go on holiday together , it is looking increasingly imossible to find a mutually convenient time . Therefore it has been suggested that as many as possible go on holiday this summer , but we all plan to meet up at the New Year for a few days at some unspecified location . Please let me know your comments soon . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear all , I am writing to ask whether or not you want to go on this holiday this summer . I am now organising it , instead of the inimitable Miss &NAME . There are &NUM questions : &NUM ) Do you want to come ? &NUM ) When are you free ? When are you not free ? SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Update Good idea . Also , &NAME &NAME is planning a big party weekend at her house at the beginning of the summer , so people might be meeting up there . Perhaps we could all try to go to Soul survivor / greenbelt or something like that ? &NAME thought . &NAME , yes , holiday might not be the best idea at the moment . I think we should do it next year when we all miss each other , rather than this year , when we 're all sick of each other . love , &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , &NAME , I sent this by mistake before I added your name ... Dear everyone , Lovely as it would be to all go on holiday together , it is looking increasingly imossible to find a mutually convenient time . Therefore it has been suggested that as many as possible go on holiday this summer , but we all plan to meet up at the New Year for a few days at some unspecified location . Please let me know your comments soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME sure , that 's cool . must go to work . have a good day , love &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Dear everyone , Lovely as it would be to all go on holiday together , it is looking increasingly imossible to find a mutually convenient time . Therefore it has been suggested that as many as possible go on holiday this summer , but we all plan to meet up at the New Year for a few days at some unspecified location . Please let me know your comments soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME would love to go on holiday in the summer still . As for &NAME &NAME - sounds good to me too : but it 's so far away I ca n't necessarily commit to anything at this stage ! ! Hope you 're ok and work 's going well . My assessment centres over the past &NUM days have been ok . Hope you enjoyed the formal last night , see you , &NAME &SMILEY &NAME wrote : Dear everyone , Lovely as it would be to all go on holiday together , it is looking increasingly imossible to find a mutually convenient time . Therefore it has been suggested that as many as possible go on holiday this summer , but we all plan to meet up at the New Year for a few days at some unspecified location . Please let me know your comments soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Meeting at New Year sounds cool &NAME . I would like to come on a holiday , and budget is not a problem . But as for dates , I ca n't commit as I do n't have any clue if / when I might have a law placement and that would have to take priority . However , MUCH MORE than likely , whenever the holiday was planned , I would be able to come . &NAME that helps to some degree , Yours , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear all , I am writing to ask whether or not you want to go on this holiday this summer . I am now organising it , instead of the inimitable Miss &NAME . There are &NUM questions : &NUM ) Do you want to come ? &NUM ) When are you free ? When are you not free ? SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hello to you too ! Hi &NAME , I 'm afraid that for me its a definite no. Will be in &NAME a lot of the time and I have various commitments . Sorry ! ( kind of goes without saying , that its the same for &NAME ) . Hope you have a lovely &NAME and that you are feeling better now . Do n't work too hard ! love &NAME SUBJECT: Cottage Availability 18th - 27th June £ &NUM for &NUM nights 19th - 25th July £ &NUM for &NUM nights 6th - 12th Sept £ &NUM for &NUM nights 13th - 26th Sept £ &NUM for &NUM nights SUBJECT: &NAME Dear everyone , &NAME ... Well , August looks the most suitable month . However , there is a problem . The cottage we intended to stay at is fully booked . The only times it is available are the end of June and then September . So , assuming we go somewhere some time in August , does anyone know of anywhere it would be nice ( and relatively inexpensive , i.e. £ 500-£ &NUM ish for all of us ) to go ? Please let me know if you know of anywhere . Ideas welcome . Enjoy the rest of the vacation . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME last &NUM weeks of August I will be on holiday with my family - probably . If we get round to booking anywhere . So , start of August would be the best time to go somewhere for me . Why not a holiday straight after the end of term ? Or are too many people already doing things ? see ya , &NAME From : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear everyone , &NAME ... Well , August looks the most suitable month . However , there is a problem . The cottage we intended to stay at is fully booked . The only times it is available are the end of June and then September . So , assuming we go somewhere some time in August , does anyone know of anywhere it would be nice ( and relatively inexpensive , i.e. £ 500-£ &NUM ish for all of us ) to go ? Please let me know if you know of anywhere . Ideas welcome . Enjoy the rest of the vacation . &NAME Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME umm , &NAME , you sent an email saying that we were going at new year . what 's going on ? I do n't understand . ... sorry ! hope you 're ok , love &NAME xx From : &NAME To : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME Subject : &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear everyone , &NAME ... Well , August looks the most suitable month . However , there is a problem . The cottage we intended to stay at is fully booked . The only times it is available are the end of June and then September . So , assuming we go somewhere some time in August , does anyone know of anywhere it would be nice ( and relatively inexpensive , i.e. £ 500-£ &NUM ish for all of us ) to go ? Please let me know if you know of anywhere . Ideas welcome . Enjoy the rest of the vacation . &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , I know it may be too late , but if I could put in a request for any dates NOT between July &NUM and August &NUM that would be good . As for a place , no ideas I 'm sorry . Hear you had lunch with my honey today , tell me , should I be keeping an eye on you , or should I be keeping an eye on &NAME ? Or both ? All my regards , &NAME Dear everyone , &NAME ... Well , August looks the most suitable month . However , there is a problem . The cottage we intended to stay at is fully booked . The only times it is available are the end of June and then September . So , assuming we go somewhere some time in August , does anyone know of anywhere it would be nice ( and relatively inexpensive , i.e. £ 500-£ &NUM ish for all of us ) to go ? Please let me know if you know of anywhere . Ideas welcome . Enjoy the rest of the vacation . &NAME &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hmmmm. We have a family bungalow type thingy , but I think it will almost certainly be booked for all of August . I 'll have a look though . &CHAR Dear everyone , &NAME ... Well , August looks the most suitable month . However , there is a problem . The cottage we intended to stay at is fully booked . The only times it is available are the end of June and then September . So , assuming we go somewhere some time in August , does anyone know of anywhere it would be nice ( and relatively inexpensive , i.e. £ 500-£ &NUM ish for all of us ) to go ? Please let me know if you know of anywhere . Ideas welcome . Enjoy the rest of the vacation . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , &NAME all is still well with you . I looked into the timeshare and no can do to say the least , ( things got booked up a long time ago ) . However , check out the following websites ( if you have n't already found them ) as there are a few cottages that I think meet our criteria and so look promising . I 've enclosed a couple specific &NUM but unlike you , I have no idea at where people want to go and how many etc Email us if you find anything and thanks for making the effort , yours in debt , &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE More Specifically : &WEBSITE &WEBSITE &WEBSITE ( I assume a couple of people could sleep on floors ? ... ) Dear everyone , &NAME ... Well , August looks the most suitable month . However , there is a problem . The cottage we intended to stay at is fully booked . The only times it is available are the end of June and then September . So , assuming we go somewhere some time in August , does anyone know of anywhere it would be nice ( and relatively inexpensive , i.e. £ 500-£ &NUM ish for all of us ) to go ? Please let me know if you know of anywhere . Ideas welcome . Enjoy the rest of the vacation . &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! ermm yes , it sounds like a bargain , but I would have to say that I am reluctant to commit myself in any way at the moment . Yes I am interested and suppose I would peobably come but if it comes down to yes or no on my head then I am not sure it would be wise to go . ( I am not going to scarifice something to do for a year for soemthing to do for a week ) THis is a useless reply but I have tried to be honest whih has got to count for something . &NAME to see you yesterday . &NAME People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing " The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME &NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! &NAME boyster Put me down ! ! ! I 'm ready to commit ! &NAME People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing " The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! I 'm free and looking forward to it People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing " The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME depends on the dates , sweetie ... must go to party around the 29th of jul , but other than that am kind of free ... but swift resolution would be appreesh so I can plan other stuff ... thanks for your text ... are you around tomorrow about 4ish ? we coul chat then on &NAME ... be &CHAR gd to talk to you . ... I wo n't tell you about &NAME 's because I 'm going to talk to you soon ! hope you 're wll love &NAME xx From : &NAME To : " &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM No , I did not send you an email saying we were going at New Year . The email said that since it is very unlikely that we will all be able to make it during the summer we could meet up at New Year ( since that time is usually free ) . However , we , or as many as can , still plan to go on a holiday this summer . Can you come ? &NAME Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . Click Here SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! Hi &NAME ! ! Thanks so much for taking the time to sort something out . I would love to come . It 's a brilliant deal and I 'll say a definite yes . I have applied for work experience in the summer and do n't know at the moment when it 'll be , but if it does end up clashing , I 'll pay my share and then come when I can . Cool ! ! look forward to the next news flash from our own friendly holiday co-ordinator ! ! &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! Hey &NAME ! Sounds great ! ! Count me in. As far as my diary informs me , I have nothing other than my birthday ( 8th ) going on in that period of time , so that 's cool ! Hope you get replies from everyone else and can get it all booked etc. I seriously recommend ringing some people though ( &NAME ... &NAME , but do n't tell her I said that ) as they probably wo n't be checking email today . Hope you have had a nice week since I saw you - it was nice to see you in &NAME ! I have written &NUM essays and made &NUM cards , so am feeling rather pleased with myself . I can start revision now . Oh &NAME ! Bye for now , and I hope you get lots of positive replies ! from &NAME People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing * | " The holiday * has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! Cool ! ! &NAME &NUM &NAME . Sounds good - hope everyone can come . It 's my Birthday on the 8th July ! &NAME all you &NAME are having a good break and that the " Exiles " in &NAME / &NAME / &NAME are well and enjoying whatever you 're doing . Love &NAME xox From : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing * | " The holiday * has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! How many people can &NAME 's cottage hold ? People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing " The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! Hi &NAME ! How many of you are goin on this holiday ? It sounds so very much fun ... Keep smiling . I hate revision so very very much . &NAME Cool ! ! &NAME &NUM &NAME . Sounds good - hope everyone can come . It 's my Birthday on the 8th July ! &NAME all you &NAME are having a good break and that the " Exiles " in &NAME / &NAME / &NAME are well and enjoying whatever you 're doing . Love &NAME xox From : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing ? * ? | " The holiday ? * has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us ? " an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! HI &NAME Sadly I wo n't be able to join you for the holiday as I shall still be studying hard here in &NAME . Hope you enjoy it without me ! &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! &NAME , yes it does sound fun and yep , I 'll be there . Otherwise , I 'm still trying to work out why &NAME and &NAME 's emails got sent to my inbox and &NAME 's got sent to my " junk mail " ... Strange one that ( especially as I thought I had blocked you ... ) All my love &NAME and all the others , &NAME Hi &NAME ! How many of you are goin on this holiday ? It sounds so very much fun ... Keep smiling . I hate revision so very very much . &NAME Cool ! ! &NAME &NUM &NAME . Sounds good - hope everyone can come . It 's my Birthday on the 8th July ! &NAME all you &NAME are having a good break and that the " Exiles " in &NAME / &NAME / &NAME are well and enjoying whatever you 're doing . Love &NAME xox From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing ? * ? | " The holiday ? * has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us ? " an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! &NAME , not &NAME , &NAME . My mistake . Sx SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! Count me in. .. I think . I 've kind of got confused about my plans for the summer , but I thinks those dates are OK . Where exactly is &NAME ? I did n't think it had a coast ! ! ! &NAME everyone is OK , loads of love , &NAME &NAME Many thanks to &NAME and &NAME ! &NAME How will we get there ? SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! Hi &NAME , Thanks for the email about the holiday . At the moment I do n't know what I 'm doing so I ca n't commit I 'm afraid , best to say no I think .. but hope you have a fab time , sounds like fun ! Love &NAME From : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing " The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! Hey y' all , Just thought I 'd ask if a decision was made on this holiday option as I never heard either way . Are we going to go for it or not ? Hope you are all well , happy , unstressed , and enjoying the sunshine . &NAME , or , at least , I hope you 're surviving and finding things to praise &NAME for even when life seems stressful . lots of love and prayers and see you on Sunday , &NAME ( Except for those who are abroad ... I 'll see you in the summer ! ) PS Please can someone reply , I 'd like to know ! People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing " The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME No , I did not send you an email saying we were going at New Year . The email said that since it is very unlikely that we will all be able to make it during the summer we could meet up at New Year ( since that time is usually free ) . However , we , or as many as can , still plan to go on a holiday this summer . Can you come ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME July is good too ... cool . &NAME Hmmmm. We have a family bungalow type thingy , but I think it will almost certainly be booked for all of August . I 'll have a look though . &CHAR Dear everyone , &NAME ... Well , August looks the most suitable month . However , there is a problem . The cottage we intended to stay at is fully booked . The only times it is available are the end of June and then September . So , assuming we go somewhere some time in August , does anyone know of anywhere it would be nice ( and relatively inexpensive , i.e. £ 500-£ &NUM ish for all of us ) to go ? Please let me know if you know of anywhere . Ideas welcome . Enjoy the rest of the vacation . &NAME SUBJECT: VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing " The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME SUBJECT: An answer to your query Dear &NAME , " How many people can &NAME 's cottage hold ? " - Well , before I answer your question may I just say that I am not completely incompetent . You do n't need to worry ; I am capable of organising a holiday without choosing a one-bedroomed house for a dozen people ... ! Okay - &NAME 's cottage has &NUM bedrooms and sleeps at least &NUM in each . There is also additional sleeping space on the floor of one of the large rooms he says . Oh , and since we were both online at the time you sent this message I 'm kind of curious as to why you did n't just ask me ? Answers on a postcard . Also , the number of people going ... Well , to save everyone having to reply to your email when they 've already replied to mine I shall tell you . So far &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME are going . &NAME is in &NAME without her mobile so she has n't replied , but I assume from her previous emails she will be there . &NAME would like to go but is not going to commit herself ... &NAME is at her cousins with her mobile switched off so I have no idea . &NAME and &NAME have not replied yet . I will update you with any further developments . &NAME &NAME Thanks for the text . We think you 're taking this news rather oddly though . SUBJECT: &NAME Information Dear everyone , In response to &NAME 's email , yes , a decision has been made about the holiday . We have booked the house from the 7th to the 13th of July . The accommodation cost will be approximately £ &NUM in total for us all . I 'm sorry I did n't reply sooner , I was waiting to see if &NAME was going to come . People coming &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME People who would like to come but ca n't commit at present &NAME People who have not replied &NAME Everyone else is definitely not coming . So that is either &NUM , &NUM or &NUM of us . I 'm sure everything else will be worked out nearer the time , and after the exams . If there are any more questions please do n't hesitate to contact either &NAME or myself . &NAME those of you on holiday enjoy the last few days of the vacation and I may see some of you next week . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Guys and Dolls , &NAME and I were thinking that it would be nice to invite &NAME on our little summer excursion . What are your thoughts ? &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME again Just to clarify - we do not have many more spaces , so we ca n't generalise the invitation . We have to be specific about who we invite . &CHAR Guys and Dolls , &NAME and I were thinking that it would be nice to invite &NAME on our little summer excursion . What are your thoughts ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME again Yes ... but we should also invite &NAME ( as in &NAME ) if we are going to invite &NAME . &CHAR &NAME &NAME wrote : Just to clarify - we do not have many more spaces , so we ca n't generalise the invitation . We have to be specific about who we invite . &CHAR Guys and Dolls , &NAME and I were thinking that it would be nice to invite &NAME on our little summer excursion . What are your thoughts ? &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Boys and Girls , I have had replies from quite a few of you now , and it seems that it might be best just to stick with the original people to save the intense e-debating that seems likely to ensue otherwise ! Let me hear you say " whoooo " , &NAME Just to clarify - we do not have many more spaces , so we ca n't generalise the invitation . We have to be specific about who we invite . &CHAR Guys and Dolls , &NAME and I were thinking that it would be nice to invite &NAME on our little summer excursion . What are your thoughts ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Guys , what about &NAME &NAME . I spoke to her in the holidays and she seems like she kind is kind of a part of our friendship group , way more than &NAME , and I think she is really going to miss us next year . What do you think . &NAME would also keep the christian fellowship theme goin more that &NAME , as much as I like him . I hope that does n't sound too bad . Tell me what you think . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: &NAME - a finale &NAME , Having received and analysed all of your emails ( ruminated , cogitated , etc. for those masterchef watchers amongst you ) . I am now ready to offer a final pronouncement . WE ARE NOT GOING TO INVITE ANYONE ELSE . The reason for this is that although we all have good friends who are not coming , none of them are known equally well by all . GET BACK TO YOUR REVISION . NOW ! Let me hear you say " yeyyyyyyaaaaaa " , &NAME & &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME - a finale yeyyyyyyaaaaaa &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , Having received and analysed all of your emails ( ruminated , cogitated , etc. for those masterchef watchers amongst you ) . I am now ready to offer a final pronouncement . WE ARE NOT GOING TO INVITE ANYONE ELSE . The reason for this is that although we all have good friends who are not coming , none of them are known equally well by all . GET BACK TO YOUR REVISION . NOW ! Let me hear you say " yeyyyyyyaaaaaa " , &NAME & &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear all , The exams are now over so I am writing to you about our little summer holiday ... Details ... Dates : midday 7th - midday 13th July People : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME : &NAME 's holiday cottage in &NAME , by the sea &NUM ) Okay , there are &NUM of us going , so we need &NUM or &NUM cars - any volunteers ? ( Petrol costs will be refunded . ) &NUM ) We are staying for &NUM nights so that means &NUM evening meals . If we take turns cooking either on our own or with someone else then that would be lovely . Could you please email me back to tell me if you want to cook on your own , or if you and someone else have agreed to cook ? Thanks . &NUM ) Washing-up rota can be made up after we decide who 's cooking each day so that no one has to do too much work on any particular day . &NUM ) We do n't need a cleaning rota as we 're only there for a week and we can all clean it quickly before we leave on the Saturday morning . &NUM ) Paying for the holiday ... Costs will have to cover accommodation , food , entry to anywhere we visit , petrol costs ... So , instead of us trying to split the cost of everything each time we buy something I think it would be easier if we all deposited £ &NUM before the holiday and then everything can be paid from that and it will be so much simpler . I have a spare account that will suit the purpose very well . Cheques can be made payable to me anytime you like now . There will almost definitely be money left over , so we can split this at the end . If there is anything anyone disagrees with or would like to question , then please do let me know and we can change it . I hope you are all looking forward to what shall hopefully be a relaxing and enjoyable holiday . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Hey &NAME boy , Will talk when I return ( Monday onwards ) but obviously my car should be available , so assume so , unless I get back to you with any probs . Well done in finishing your exams and thanks for doing the organisation . £ &NUM pounds sounds good as well , Yours , I Dear all , The exams are now over so I am writing to you about our little summer holiday ... Details ... Dates : midday 7th - midday 13th July People : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME : &NAME 's holiday cottage in &NAME , by the sea &NUM ) Okay , there are &NUM of us going , so we need &NUM or &NUM cars - any volunteers ? ( Petrol costs will be refunded . ) &NUM ) We are staying for &NUM nights so that means &NUM evening meals . If we take turns cooking either on our own or with someone else then that would be lovely . Could you please email me back to tell me if you want to cook on your own , or if you and someone else have agreed to cook ? Thanks . &NUM ) Washing-up rota can be made up after we decide who 's cooking each day so that no one has to do too much work on any particular day . &NUM ) We do n't need a cleaning rota as we 're only there for a week and we can all clean it quickly before we leave on the Saturday morning . &NUM ) Paying for the holiday ... Costs will have to cover accommodation , food , entry to anywhere we visit , petrol costs ... So , instead of us trying to split the cost of everything each time we buy something I think it would be easier if we all deposited £ &NUM before the holiday and then everything can be paid from that and it will be so much simpler . I have a spare account that will suit the purpose very well . Cheques can be made payable to me anytime you like now . There will almost definitely be money left over , so we can split this at the end . If there is anything anyone disagrees with or would like to question , then please do let me know and we can change it . I hope you are all looking forward to what shall hopefully be a relaxing and enjoyable holiday . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME , I 'm up for cooking , but if others want to then I do n't mind not doing so . If my car 's still running ( ie not died ) , then we can should be able to use it . How many other people have cars ? &CHAR Dear all , The exams are now over so I am writing to you about our little summer holiday ... Details ... Dates : midday 7th - midday 13th July People : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME : &NAME 's holiday cottage in &NAME , by the sea &NUM ) Okay , there are &NUM of us going , so we need &NUM or &NUM cars - any volunteers ? ( Petrol costs will be refunded . ) &NUM ) We are staying for &NUM nights so that means &NUM evening meals . If we take turns cooking either on our own or with someone else then that would be lovely . Could you please email me back to tell me if you want to cook on your own , or if you and someone else have agreed to cook ? Thanks . &NUM ) Washing-up rota can be made up after we decide who 's cooking each day so that no one has to do too much work on any particular day . &NUM ) We do n't need a cleaning rota as we 're only there for a week and we can all clean it quickly before we leave on the Saturday morning . &NUM ) Paying for the holiday ... Costs will have to cover accommodation , food , entry to anywhere we visit , petrol costs ... So , instead of us trying to split the cost of everything each time we buy something I think it would be easier if we all deposited £ &NUM before the holiday and then everything can be paid from that and it will be so much simpler . I have a spare account that will suit the purpose very well . Cheques can be made payable to me anytime you like now . There will almost definitely be money left over , so we can split this at the end . If there is anything anyone disagrees with or would like to question , then please do let me know and we can change it . I hope you are all looking forward to what shall hopefully be a relaxing and enjoyable holiday . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , by the looks of things - so we should be able to do with &NUM cars . Let 's hope your 's is still alive ! &NAME It would be nice if everyone cooked - do you want to cook on you own or with someone ? Me ? &NAME again &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I 'm up for cooking , but if others want to then I do n't mind not doing so . If my car 's still running ( ie not died ) , then we can should be able to use it . How many other people have cars ? &CHAR Dear all , The exams are now over so I am writing to you about our little summer holiday ... Details ... Dates : midday 7th - midday 13th July People : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME : &NAME 's holiday cottage in &NAME , by the sea &NUM ) Okay , there are &NUM of us going , so we need &NUM or &NUM cars - any volunteers ? ( Petrol costs will be refunded . ) &NUM ) We are staying for &NUM nights so that means &NUM evening meals . If we take turns cooking either on our own or with someone else then that would be lovely . Could you please email me back to tell me if you want to cook on your own , or if you and someone else have agreed to cook ? Thanks . &NUM ) Washing-up rota can be made up after we decide who 's cooking each day so that no one has to do too much work on any particular day . &NUM ) We do n't need a cleaning rota as we 're only there for a week and we can all clean it quickly before we leave on the Saturday morning . &NUM ) Paying for the holiday ... Costs will have to cover accommodation , food , entry to anywhere we visit , petrol costs ... So , instead of us trying to split the cost of everything each time we buy something I think it would be easier if we all deposited £ &NUM before the holiday and then everything can be paid from that and it will be so much simpler . I have a spare account that will suit the purpose very well . Cheques can be made payable to me anytime you like now . There will almost definitely be money left over , so we can split this at the end . If there is anything anyone disagrees with or would like to question , then please do let me know and we can change it . I hope you are all looking forward to what shall hopefully be a relaxing and enjoyable holiday . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME and I were discussing this at dinner the other day and we thought that £ &NUM was realistically the most we would need to spend . ... love &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear all , After judging the response to my last email suggesting £ &NUM each it seems we would mostly rather spend less . As &NAME and &NAME do n't want to spend more than £ &NUM each then let 's all put that in. If , in the unlikely event , we do overspend then we can always work it out later . Feel free to bring your own brerakfast cereal / any other luxuries you might want . Also , if we could all decide who ( if anyone ) we are cooking with and email me a list of food required for your meal ( weights can be either imperial or metric - I can convert , but please do n't just say 'some bananas " as we wo n't know how many to get ) . I know this sounds very tedious , and I 'm not particularly relishing the thought of doing it myself , but I think it 's better to get bulk buying sorted out beforehand ( as it will work out cheaper ) so we do n't have to keep having trips to the nearest supermarket ( which might be rather a distance away ) every day as that would detract from the enjoyment of our holiday ( apart from for those ardent Safeway-die-hard fans amongst you ) . Hope you all have a good afternoon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME and respected personages , I would ( humbly ) suggest that it is unnecessary to buy foodstuff beforehand . There is a good mini-supermarket within walking distance , and it will not work out much cheaper buying it in " bulk " , as it really wo n't be very " bulky " . &NAME Dear all , After judging the response to my last email suggesting £ &NUM each it seems we would mostly rather spend less . As &NAME and &NAME do n't want to spend more than £ &NUM each then let 's all put that in. If , in the unlikely event , we do overspend then we can always work it out later . Feel free to bring your own brerakfast cereal / any other luxuries you might want . Also , if we could all decide who ( if anyone ) we are cooking with and email me a list of food required for your meal ( weights can be either imperial or metric - I can convert , but please do n't just say 'some bananas " as we wo n't know how many to get ) . I know this sounds very tedious , and I 'm not particularly relishing the thought of doing it myself , but I think it 's better to get bulk buying sorted out beforehand ( as it will work out cheaper ) so we do n't have to keep having trips to the nearest supermarket ( which might be rather a distance away ) every day as that would detract from the enjoyment of our holiday ( apart from for those ardent Safeway-die-hard fans amongst you ) . Hope you all have a good afternoon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME I have n't spoken to anyone about cooking so I 'll just offer a meal on my own . for my evening meal I will require ... 1kg pasta shapes &NUM thick sausages &NUM tins chopped tomatoes &NUM peppers &NUM courgettes &NUM carrots &NUM onions garlic and herbs are we doing dessert too ? I could make a cake , or maybe , if there 's enough money , you could buy some ready made desserts . Thanks for doing all this , &NAME , you 're a star , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear all , After judging the response to my last email suggesting £ &NUM each it seems we would mostly rather spend less . As &NAME and &NAME do n't want to spend more than £ &NUM each then let 's all put that in. If , in the unlikely event , we do overspend then we can always work it out later . Feel free to bring your own brerakfast cereal / any other luxuries you might want . Also , if we could all decide who ( if anyone ) we are cooking with and email me a list of food required for your meal ( weights can be either imperial or metric - I can convert , but please do n't just say 'some bananas " as we wo n't know how many to get ) . I know this sounds very tedious , and I 'm not particularly relishing the thought of doing it myself , but I think it 's better to get bulk buying sorted out beforehand ( as it will work out cheaper ) so we do n't have to keep having trips to the nearest supermarket ( which might be rather a distance away ) every day as that would detract from the enjoyment of our holiday ( apart from for those ardent Safeway-die-hard fans amongst you ) . Hope you all have a good afternoon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Hi &NAME , Hope you had a good time at home . Thanks for your email - that sounds great . I do n't know about puddings yet - if we can afford it then it would be lovely . We 'll probably just wait and see though , unless we all become flush with cash over the next few weeks . Have a good weekend . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear unwitting debtors , Please give me money . Cheques for £ &NUM made payable to &CHAR &CHAR &NAME would be perfectly delightful . Go on , make my day . &NAME &NAME This is for the holiday , and not a request to fund an increase in the opulence of my lifestyle . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Could your lifestyle be any more opulent my dear &NAME ? ? ? Dear unwitting debtors , Please give me money . Cheques for £ &NUM made payable to &CHAR &CHAR &NAME would be perfectly delightful . Go on , make my day . &NAME &NAME This is for the holiday , and not a request to fund an increase in the opulence of my lifestyle . SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , It was nice to talk with you this morning . Here is what &NAME is cooking : 1kg pasta shapes , &NUM thick sausages , &NUM tins chopped tomatoes , &NUM peppers , &NUM courgettes , &NUM carrots , &NUM onions , garlic and herbs . &NAME and I are cooking orange chicken with herbed rice . &NAME is doind a &NAME . We are going out for pizza on your birthday . Have a nice day . &NAME SUBJECT: Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... Dear everyone , The holiday ... We are going to a village called &NAME . We have the house from &NUM noon on Saturday the 6th July to &NUM noon on Saturday the 13th July . So people can arrive any time after &NUM noon on Saturday . If you 're arriving via train and need picked up from the nearest station ( &NAME ) then speak to &NAME or &NAME as they are bringing their cars . Things to bring ... Sleeping bag , pillow and pillow-case ( if possible as there are not enough pillows for us all there ) , tea towel , the usual stuff like clothes . Special request from &NAME for as many people as possible to bring garden spades ... ( obviously if you 're coming a long way by train you might want to think twice about this , but the more the merrier ) . People might want to bring board games , cds , books , etc. I guess some people will be bring a football , aerobie , sporting equipment ? &NAME ... We have come up with a flexible guide to who 's cooking together . &NAME , &NAME ( barbeque ) , &NAME & &NAME , &NAME & &NAME , &NAME & &NAME , &NAME . &NAME this is okay with everyone . We will need &NUM evening meals , and if you can count then you 'll see there 's only &NUM lots of people - reason is that it 's &NAME 's birthday ( ! ) on the Monday and she would like us to celebrate with her by going out for PIZZA ! Anyway , we can sort out who does which days and so on when we get there and obviously the &NAME will be dependent on the weather . Ca n't think of any more to say right now except have a great week whatever you 're doing and I look forward to seeing you all on Saturday . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... Hi &NAME , Yes , we 'll buy food there . Initially on the saturday after we get there . There is a supermarket in the village and hopefully I will have a shopping list of what we need ... Garden spades , well , &NAME wants to build a sandcastle ... a rather large sandcastle ... it will be interesting . See you on saturday ! &NAME Thanks &NAME , Am I right to assume that we are buying food there ? Garden spades ? I thought this was a holiday , not a work camp ! Have a good week and I 'll see you on the train ... &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... Does she like horses ? Hello everyone except &NAME ... Re : &NAME 's birthday ... I 've been struggling for ideas for a present for &NAME but remembered today that she often says that she 's missed out on lots of things because she did n't go on exciting holidays when she was little . Now , clearly we ca n't take her backpacking &NAME &NAME , but some of the things are more managable . Specifically , she 's never been horse riding . There are &NUM places in &NAME that I 've got phone numbers for from the internet , but before I ring to book her a session , I was just wondering if &CHAR ) you thought it was a good idea and &CHAR ) if anyone else would like to come . You 'll have to pay for yourselves though ! And I need to check that it wo n't interfere with anyone else 's plans for Monday . I was also wondering if perhaps there was a way of turning the day into an activity day for Ruth-perhaps there are other fun things she has n't done that we could book for her as birthday presents , like absailing or parachuting ( or then again , maybe not ! ) . So let me know what you think , hope this message makes some kind of sense , looking forward to seeing you all on saturday , lots of love , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... Thanks &NAME , Am I right to assume that we are buying food there ? Garden spades ? I thought this was a holiday , not a work camp ! Have a good week and I 'll see you on the train ... &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME ! ! have just spoken to the &NAME &NAME and he will cook with me . No doubt it will be something involving mince ( as &NAME is keen on cooking with it ) and vegetables ( as I am keen on cooking with them ) . There may well be some chilli powder involved - the extent of it 's use shall hopefully be minimised however ( ! ) . Our concoction will probably be serve with &NAME , although we may well think of something more exciting nearer the time . &NAME this gives you any info you may have required ... Did you get your train ticket OK ? It 'll be fun to travel there together - I 've already hunted out or travel Chess game so we can have a few battles on the way ( relive 1st year ! ) ... &NAME , better go , hope you 've had a nice day and the sun is out in &NAME . It 's been a bit wet here , so I reckon you 've probably had storms up there &SMILEY bye for now &NAME boy , &NAME &SMILEY From : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , It was nice to talk with you this morning . Here is what &NAME is cooking : 1kg pasta shapes , &NUM thick sausages , &NUM tins chopped tomatoes , &NUM peppers , &NUM courgettes , &NUM carrots , &NUM onions , garlic and herbs . &NAME and I are cooking orange chicken with herbed &NAME . &NAME is doind a &NAME . We are going out for pizza on your birthday . Have a nice day . &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... Hello everyone except &NAME ... Re : &NAME 's birthday ... I 've been struggling for ideas for a present for &NAME but remembered today that she often says that she 's missed out on lots of things because she did n't go on exciting holidays when she was little . Now , clearly we ca n't take her backpacking &NAME &NAME , but some of the things are more managable . Specifically , she 's never been horse riding . There are &NUM places in &NAME that I 've got phone numbers for from the internet , but before I ring to book her a session , I was just wondering if &CHAR ) you thought it was a good idea and &CHAR ) if anyone else would like to come . You 'll have to pay for yourselves though ! And I need to check that it wo n't interfere with anyone else 's plans for Monday . I was also wondering if perhaps there was a way of turning the day into an activity day for Ruth-perhaps there are other fun things she has n't done that we could book for her as birthday presents , like absailing or parachuting ( or then again , maybe not ! ) . So let me know what you think , hope this message makes some kind of sense , looking forward to seeing you all on saturday , lots of love , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... Hello everyone . Re &NAME 's e-mail Parachuting or absailing also good . I 've never done either of those . Perhaps we should ask &NAME to see what she would prefer ? I mean , what if she hates horses ? Please pray for me , as I look for a job . Looking forward to seeing you guys . &NAME Does she like horses ? Hello everyone except &NAME ... Re : &NAME 's birthday ... I 've been struggling for ideas for a present for &NAME but remembered today that she often says that she 's missed out on lots of things because she did n't go on exciting holidays when she was little . Now , clearly we ca n't take her backpacking &NAME &NAME , but some of the things are more managable . Specifically , she 's never been horse riding . There are &NUM places in &NAME that I 've got phone numbers for from the internet , but before I ring to book her a session , I was just wondering if &CHAR ) you thought it was a good idea and &CHAR ) if anyone else would like to come . You 'll have to pay for yourselves though ! And I need to check that it wo n't interfere with anyone else 's plans for Monday . I was also wondering if perhaps there was a way of turning the day into an activity day for Ruth-perhaps there are other fun things she has n't done that we could book for her as birthday presents , like absailing or parachuting ( or then again , maybe not ! ) . So let me know what you think , hope this message makes some kind of sense , looking forward to seeing you all on saturday , lots of love , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... I 'm sorry , I know this is dull , but can it please not be somthing too expensive , because I literally have no money . I do n't mind what you do , it can not involve me , but I 'm just apprising you of the situation ! &NAME . From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME " , &NAME : , , , , , Subject : Re : Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hello everyone . Re &NAME 's e-mail Parachuting or absailing also good . I 've never done either of those . Perhaps we should ask &NAME to see what she would prefer ? I mean , what if she hates horses ? Please pray for me , as I look for a job . Looking forward to seeing you guys . &NAME Does she like horses ? Hello everyone except &NAME ... Re : &NAME 's birthday ... I 've been struggling for ideas for a present for &NAME but remembered today that she often says that she 's missed out on lots of things because she did n't go on exciting holidays when she was little . Now , clearly we ca n't take her backpacking &NAME &NAME , but some of the things are more managable . Specifically , she 's never been horse riding . There are &NUM places in &NAME that I 've got phone numbers for from the internet , but before I ring to book her a session , I was just wondering if &CHAR ) you thought it was a good idea and &CHAR ) if anyone else would like to come . You 'll have to pay for yourselves though ! And I need to check that it wo n't interfere with anyone else 's plans for Monday . I was also wondering if perhaps there was a way of turning the day into an activity day for Ruth-perhaps there are other fun things she has n't done that we could book for her as birthday presents , like absailing or parachuting ( or then again , maybe not ! ) . So let me know what you think , hope this message makes some kind of sense , looking forward to seeing you all on saturday , lots of love , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . Click Here SUBJECT: cd player Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME & &NAME , Could someone volunteer to bring a cd player ? &NAME &CHAR &NAME or &NAME because they 're kindly taking cars ? or anyone really ! see you all on saturday . &NAME SUBJECT: books and money Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME & &NAME , Just to ask you all to please bring your cheque-books on the holiday as I really need to reverse the loss I made on the flat books . I know you probably all have paid &NAME £ &NUM or so , but you still all owe me some money . I just got mine back in the post today and am very pleased with it . Hope you are all happy with yours ( thanks &NAME for your email - that was very nice of you ) . If you 're not , then you should have proof-read it . Hope you are all well and I look forward to seeing you on saturday . I 'm bringing my book so you can all sign it if you do n't mind , so think up something fitting to write ! &NAME p.s. remember your heavy duty garden spade ... I 've actually signed you all up for a hard labour camp ... at my profit ... SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME ... The idea of a holiday for all , at the end of this academic year , appeals ... basically , what I need to know is : &NUM Do you want to come ? &NUM When are you free ? When are you not free ? ( SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Dear &NAME , &NAME is wonderful . I am available all summer . My budget will cover anything I want it to cover . Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME ... The idea of a holiday for all , at the end of this academic year , appeals ... basically , what I need to know is : &NUM Do you want to come ? &NUM When are you free ? When are you not free ? ( SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME : &NUM The resources you are entitled to access with this account are : &NAME - &NAME Electronic Table of &NAME &NAME All &NAME Direct Emerald intelligence + fulltext &NUM &NAME Web of Science for &NAME HE BIDS &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Service ( &NAME ) &NAME &NAME Library FAME on the &NAME &NAME Full Text Service The &NAME &NAME Service UK JSTOR Mirror Service &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME National Electronic Site Licence Initiat SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , Thanks for the message , but I am very sorry indeed to learn of your troubles . You must have had a very hard time of it ( not a good way to spend Christmas & the New Year ! ) . I do hope that matters get better swiftly , but clearly you should not return until you are sure that is sensible . Obviously the Department makes every effort to help in these circumstances , and the fact of the medical certificate will go into your records . I am certain that all the lecturers will do their best to give you handouts , possibly copies of lecture notes and individual tuition as necessary , but you will need to approach each person separately when you get back . If you miss &NUM phys . chem . lab . experiment , due to your convalescence , we would simply scale up your marks for the others , so do n't worry about that . Of course it would be a good idea to tackle the collection questions some time . Would it help for me to send you copies of the papers immediately after they are sat ? I do not think you need to do anything else as regards your absence . I will inform the departmental administrators and Dr. &NAME ( Chairman of Examiners ) and Dr. &NAME ( in charge of 3rd year labs . ) , though they would get the information later anyway . With every good wish , Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME . &NAME wrote : Dear Professor &NAME , I am writing to let you know that unfortunately I am unable to return to University at the beginning of this term . During the vacation I had a collapsed lung and spent about &NUM and a half weeks in hospital , culminating in surgery last week . I am still feeling quite weak , but hopefully I will be well enough to return to &NAME after the first &NUM weeks of term . However , I understand that for some people recovery may take a little longer , but I hope not , in my case ! I have contacted my College and sent them a Medical Certificate to cover my &NUM weeks " absence . They have advised me that they will forward the Certificate to the Chemistry Department . Unfortunately I shall not be able to attend Collections in the first week of term , although I would quite like to try the papers at some later date if this is possible . Assuming my absence lasts only &NUM weeks I will only miss &NUM week of the Physical Labs , since they do not run in the first week of term and I have none scheduled for the second week anyway . The experiment I will miss runs between &NUM am and &NUM am on Monday , 21st January , and if there is no other alternative , I may feel fit enough to journey down to &NAME for that morning . Unfortunately I would miss &NUM &NUM lectures . Is there any possibility that the lecturers could provide a copy of the notes for me ? I would appreciate your comments on these matters and in particular could you advise me if the University regulations require anything else as a result of this failure in keeping term . Thank you very much . Yours sincerely , &NAME Professor &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NUM Department of Chemistry , &NAME &NUM University of &NAME , &NAME Road , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: Dear Professor &NAME , I am writing to let you know that unfortunately I am unable to return to University at the beginning of this term . During the vacation I had a collapsed lung and spent about &NUM and a half weeks in hospital , culminating in surgery last week . I am still feeling quite weak , but hopefully I will be well enough to return to &NAME after the first &NUM weeks of term . However , I understand that for some people recovery may take a little longer , but I hope not , in my case ! I have contacted my College and sent them a Medical Certificate to cover my &NUM weeks " absence . They have advised me that they will forward the Certificate to the Chemistry Department . Unfortunately I shall not be able to attend Collections in the first week of term , although I would quite like to try the papers at some later date if this is possible . Assuming my absence lasts only &NUM weeks I will only miss &NUM week of the Physical Labs , since they do not run in the first week of term and I have none scheduled for the second week anyway . The experiment I will miss runs between &NUM am and &NUM am on Monday , 21st January , and if there is no other alternative , I may feel fit enough to journey down to &NAME for that morning . Unfortunately I would miss &NUM &NUM lectures . Is there any possibility that the lecturers could provide a copy of the notes for me ? I would appreciate your comments on these matters and in particular could you advise me if the University regulations require anything else as a result of this failure in keeping term . Thank you very much . Yours sincerely , &NAME SUBJECT: Information on Illness for the Board of Studies in &NAME Dear Dr. &NAME , As you may be aware at the beginning of last term I missed &NUM weeks due to a collapsed lung . When I returned I spoke to my advisor , Professor &NAME , and he suggested I inform you although you had probably already been notified . Thank you very much . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Exams Dear Each , I was very pleased to see that all &NUM of you came through the exams well , and matched or bettered your last year 's performance . I am sorry I was not around last week to give you the details personally ( I was at a conference in &NAME ) but I hope you have an enjoyable summer and come back with enthusiasm for your final year . However , I officialy retire at the end of September , so you will have a new adviser . On the other hand , I shall still be here in an emeritus position , doing research only , so I may see you around . I gather you have seen Dr. &NAME to get your detailed marks , but if you want to discuss them or your choices for next year , please see me . Note , however , that I shall be away next Monday , Tuesday and Wednesday - but I expect you will be too ! . More importantly , I will have visiors this Thursday and will therefore be unavailable that day . With good wishes , &NAME &NAME . Professor &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NUM Department of Chemistry , &NAME &NUM University of &NAME , &NAME Road , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: Congregation - July &NUM This email is intended for all FINAL YEAR undergraduates in &NAME University . Please ignore it therefore : * If you are NOT graduating this academic year . IMPORTANT INFORMATION The Congregation ceremonies for the conferring of degrees will take place in &NAME Cathedral on &NUM , &NUM and &NUM July &NUM . At the moment it is not possible to tell you the exact day and time of your ceremony . The preliminary timetable will be published at the end of &NAME and when published , will appear on Department , Library and College notice boards and on the University &NAME . Further information will be emailed to you when it becomes available . &NAME &NAME Congregation Secretary Secretariat Section University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 3HP &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM Email : &EMAIL The address &EMAIL is a restricted mailing list : you cannot send to it . SUBJECT: Recovery from illness Dear Professor &NAME , Just to let you know that I 'm back in &NAME now after my recent illness . Fortunately I only missed a week and a half of lectures . Thanks for informing all the necessary people . &NAME SUBJECT: LEVEL-4 EXAMINATIONS IN &NUM The issue of the official timetable and the candidate numbers is being delayed pending a decision by the &NAME 's teaching-and-learning committee , so I am advising you to prepare for examination &NUM / &NUM ( Contemporary aspects of chemistry , invigilated by Professor &NAME ) on December &NUM , a Monday , from &NUM to &NUM and examination &NUM / &NUM ( Contemporary topics in chemistry , invigilated by Professor &NAME ) on December &NUM , a Wednesday , from &NUM to &NUM &NUM . Both examinations will be held at &NAME House in the &NAME Ballroom . All candidates with concessions to use a special room will be examined in &NAME on the same days . The Monday examination will start at &NUM , invigilated by Dr &NAME until &NUM , when Dr &NAME will take over until the last candidate finishes ( no later than &NUM ) . The Wednesday examination will begin at &NUM , invigilated by Dr &NAME until &NUM , when Dr &NAME will take over until the last candidate finishes ( no later than &NUM ) . Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME University &NAME Department Science &NAME &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone ( GB ) : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME . &NAME ( GB ) : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: MESSAGE FROM &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &NAME - LEVEL &NUM EXAMINATIONS &NUM MESSAGE FROM &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &NAME Following my message on the 11th of this month , I am writing to report that the University has just decided to examine Contemporary Concepts of &NAME ( December &NUM , &NUM to &NUM ) in the conference room ( ground floor ) of &NAME House at &NAME College , NOT in the &NAME Ballroom of &NAME House . Contemporary Aspects of Chemistry WILL be examined in the Ballroom on the 9th ( Monday ) from &NUM to &NUM . The University has just release candidate numbers for these examinations . Please call at room &NUM to collect the envelope containing your number and sign for it . &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME Department University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: PRESENTATION SKILLS This component of the Research Skills module will be given as a one-day course by Dr &NAME Race , senior academic staff-development officer at the University of &NAME . &NAME Race will deliver the course next year on May &NUM , a Tuesday , from &NUM in &NAME College 's conference suite . Details of that day 's programme will be published next year at the beginning of May . I apologise for the lateness of this tuition , which was scheduled originally for the &NAME &NAME . The first professional to show interest , then a replacement , withdrew their interest , making the component impossible to deliver during that Term . The &NAME &NAME was chosen as the alternative so as to include undergraduates undertaking an external research project . Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME University &NAME Department Science &NAME &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME Registration for &NUM Your current assessment registration information can be found on the Student Planning and Assessment web page ( &WEBSITE following the link to Student Information . It is important that the information we hold is correct because : &NUM . &NAME will be given only for the assessments listed above . &NUM . The Examination Timetable for May / June ( which will be set soon ) will take into consideration your assessment registration . If you are incorrectly registered the timetabling software will be unable to take into account your full range of examinations . Please check your information and if any of your assessments are incorrect or missing please contact the Student Planning and Assessment Office at &NAME or &NAME , in person , as soon as possible , in order that we can identify and amend any problems . The address &EMAIL is a restricted mailing list : you cannot send to it . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear All THe exam question for the Experimental Methods course will be available on Monday 3rd March at 9.15am from room &NAME . Your answer must be handed in before &NAME , Weds 5th March to &NAME &NUM . You are reminded that you may obtain information from textbooks , web pages or instrument manufacturers themselves , and that sources of indomration should be cited The final report , in the form of an essay , must be HAND written and not exceed &NUM sides of &NAME . &NAME &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM Department of &NAME &NAME ( Chem Office ) ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Road NEW PHONE NUMBERS : &NAME AS OF 23rd MARCH &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &CHAR 's Inventory Hi &NAME , Here is the list as promised . I hope you find it useful , and it is by no means exhaustive . It 's all we took at the beginning though . FLAT STUFF , VERSION &NUM &NUM Cake tins &NUM Swiss roll tins &NUM &NAME makers Bowls , &NAME set &NAME knife Candles / candlesticks Casserole dishes &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME jug Crockery ( plates , mugs , cups & saucers ) &NAME Cynicism Dish cloths &NAME Energy saving light-bulbs Food processor Fruit bowl Glass jug Hand-held electric mixer Ice Cream Scoop Kettle Kitchen utensil set Microwave Napkins and napkin rings Potato peeler Roasting tin Rolling &NAME &NAME ( inc . a large one for the living area ) &NAME and pepper cellars Sarcasm Scissors for the Kitchen Set of saucepans &NAME knife set Sieve Slow cooker &NAME &NAME towels Teapot Telephone &NAME &NAME opener Toaster Video Vinegar container Water set ( glasses etc. ) Weighing scales &NAME Wooden spoon SUBJECT: Mobile Number Hi &NAME , Just to say that I forgot to write up my mobile number on your illustrious notice board . If you want to you may . It is &NUM &NUM . You can also speak to &NAME using it . Thank you again for the meal on Saturday . It was really nice . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : TAGG Hey &NAME - hope your exam went well today . I 'm off to &NAME so see you at &NAME Wars on &NAME ! &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear you &NUM : &CHAR ) , Look , perhaps you are not all aware of this , but we are currently in the middle of exams . : / We do not start until the 1st of July . Find out all you want before then - but we do n't make decisions until then and we definitely do n't start building it until then ! This lifter stuff is deviating me from my revision and I can do without that . &SMILEY And please forget about the " funding " . If you 're all too miserly to buy £ &NUM worth of balsa wood then I 'll pay for everything - honestly , I 'm supposed to be the tight-fisted Scottish one , but this is ridiculous ! Now , I have an exam in &NUM hours , so perhaps I 'd better go and revise ! See you all sometime . &NAME &SMILEY &NAME &NAME if this email sounds harsh , but I 'm just to busy with exams to concentrate on electrokinetic propulsion - inviting as it is - and therein lies the problem ! SUBJECT: Re : TAGG Thank you . See you on Thursday . Who 's going ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey &NAME - hope your exam went well today . I 'm off to &NAME so see you at &NAME Wars on &NAME ! &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear you &NUM : &CHAR ) , Look , perhaps you are not all aware of this , but we are currently in the middle of exams . : / We do not start until the 1st of July . Find out all you want before then - but we do n't make decisions until then and we definitely do n't start building it until then ! This lifter stuff is deviating me from my revision and I can do without that . &SMILEY And please forget about the " funding " . If you 're all too miserly to buy £ &NUM worth of balsa wood then I 'll pay for everything - honestly , I 'm supposed to be the tight-fisted Scottish one , but this is ridiculous ! Now , I have an exam in &NUM hours , so perhaps I 'd better go and revise ! See you all sometime . &NAME &SMILEY &NAME &NAME if this email sounds harsh , but I 'm just to busy with exams to concentrate on electrokinetic propulsion - inviting as it is - and therein lies the problem ! SUBJECT: &SMILEY you did n't want to sit next to me ? SUBJECT: &SMILEY you 'd put probabilities before friendship ? SUBJECT: Hi Dear &NAME , Hello &SMILEY It was nice to speak with you the other night . Thanks for phoning ! I 'm looking forward to you coming up next month ; it should be good fun and it will be really nice to have someone else in the flat . &NAME came round after I had talked to you - quite surprising , but nice ! I had a &NAME with his family yesterday evening too , but they 've gone home now . Hope you have a good week at work . Speak soon , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi Hey &NAME - I was glad to speak to you - it 's nice to catch up with all my friends and I do n't want you going crazy all by yourself up there ! ( I 've got to live with you next year ... &SMILEY Why was &NAME 's visit surprising ? I thought you were expecting them ! I 've just spoken to &NAME for the first time in ages ( he is definitely mad ... ) and he mentioned that you might find something of interest in his room ... if it 's locked you should borrow the key from reception ! I emailed &NAME &NAME tonight as well , apologising about chaos in our flat with stuff , etc. - said you were enjoying the new fridge and decorated room ! ! Yeah , I 'm having a good week at work - thank you . Finally starting to feel comfortable and on top of things , despite ( or maybe because of ) being there by myself this week . Was in a very cheerful mood today , chatting to staff and patients alike - quite unusual in some ways ! ! Gotta think of something to do with Thurs and &NAME - I was thinking of going to &NAME 's but she has n't replied so she might be away at &NAME . My brother 's home from &NAME &NAME so it 'll be really good to see him anyway . &NAME , will speak to you soon I 'm sure ! &NAME x &NAME &NAME you manage to break the quiet guy &SMILEY Dear &NAME , Hello &SMILEY It was nice to speak with you the other night . Thanks for phoning ! I 'm looking forward to you coming up next month ; it should be good fun and it will be really nice to have someone else in the flat . &NAME came round after I had talked to you - quite surprising , but nice ! I had a &NAME with his family yesterday evening too , but they 've gone home now . Hope you have a good week at work . Speak soon , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : &NAME gift ] am getting all kinds of random emails to do with this virus . scanner here keeps catching them , just hope my parents are surviving ok . this is my granma - the &NUM with the boyfriend ! I wonder who else got sent this email &SMILEY &NAME x &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Is this anything to do with you ? Have a nice day . &NAME &NAME &NAME : The sun is just setting on a simply gorgeous day here &NAME . We are experiencing a most amazing weather pattern this year - ca n't help feeling aprehensive about what might still be in store . It has been well above &NUM for a good &NAME This is a message from the &NAME &NAME &NAME Protection Service &WEBSITE " was infected by a virus . Consequently this attachment will not be delivered and has been replaced by this warning message generated by the University of &NAME Information Technology Service . It could be that this attachment was part of a " junk mailing " in which case you should do nothing except delete this message . If you believe the attachment contains genuine information that you wish to receive , you should contact the sender informing them the attachment contained a virus and requesting them to send you a non-infected version . At &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM the virus scanner said : &NUM Found the W32 / &EMAIL virus ! ! ! Postmaster ITS University of &NAME SUBJECT: hello ! Hey &NAME ! How are you ? Thanks for the card from the flat - I just got it a few minutes ago ! Hope you are all well . I 'm fine and have been to the doctor 's this morning to get out my stitch . I should be back in the flat on Sunday sometime around 4pm . My parents are taking me down . Oh , would you mind forwarding me the email you sent to everyone letting them know I was ill please ? Thanks . Hope you have a good afternoon . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME ! The History of the Invention of the Transistor - &NAME &NAME ( &WEBSITE / ) SUBJECT: Re : Correct Phone Number . Thanks &NAME ! I am sorry , but I gave an incomplete phone number ... Spotted helpfully by my faithful side-kick the &NAME . ( He is fast becoming the true power to be reckoned with . ) One thing ... he was always the true power to be reckoned with ! &NAME Had a wonderful New Year 's at your house - thanks again ! And I understand you were corrupting &NAME 's mind about brilliant &NAME ... we 'll discuss that later ... &SMILEYSee you guys soon ! &NAME x SUBJECT: Restricted access Hi &NAME , Hope you 're having a very productive day . How come I ca n't access that &NAME proof powerpoint show ? &SMILEY &NAME SUBJECT: Re : here we go again . Yet another questionnairy thing . Was n't going to do this one , but I 've had it from so many people that I thought I 'd quickly fill it in. Sorry if it bores you - just sling it ! ! &NUM LIVING ARRANGEMENT ? Well , I breathe by contracting my intercoastal muscles and diaphragm , air is sucked into my lungs . This contains oxyegen which is diffussed into my blood which is pumped round my body by my heart . Both the breathing mechanism and heart mechanism happen automatically and that is good &NAME I can never forget . I eat as well which gives me energy and makes various other systems which I do n't know about work and I therefore live . &NUM WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW ? &NAME 's ashes . It is good . I like it . I am sure that there is more to the story than I think though . &NUM FAVOURITE BOARD GAME ? if I am bored I am obviously not playing a game . &NUM FAVOURITE MAGAZINE ? psychology today , obviously ( &NAME I 'm joking ! ) &NUM FAVOURITE SMELLS ? I like many smells , baking . I do n't so much like the smell of smoke . ( The people upstairs set thefire alarm off and so the smell meant spending lots of time standing outside with people lookinga at us ! ) &NUM FAVOURITE PART OF OPPOSITE &NAME ? the fact they are different . &NUM FAVOURITE SOUNDS ? people 's voices &NUM BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD ? &NAME &NUM WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD ? feeling far from &NAME &NUM WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ? brrr it 's cold &NUM ROLLER COASTERS-SCARY OR EXCITING ? &NAME &NUM HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE ? many I rarely answer my phone before my answer machine . &NUM FUTURE DAUGHTER 'S NAME ? I 'll have to decide this with someone else &NUM FUTURE SON 'S NAME ? ditto &NUM FAVOURITE FOODS ? &NAME there 's a question &NUM DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE ? yes but not park &NUM DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL ? Sometimes I share my bed with cuddly duck , sometimes it falls out , sometimes I fall out . &NUM STORMS-COOL OR &NAME ? ALways cool . &NUM IF YOU COULD MEET &NUM PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE &NAME WOULD IT BE ? met the &NUM person who is alive but was dead that I needed to meet . Someone from history so that I could borrow their clothes for a hockey dinner tomorrow . &NUM FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK ? &NAME &NUM WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN ? no idea &NUM WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE POET ? &CHAR dinnae ken , I ca n't share it wie you hen . &NUM DO YOU &NAME THE STEMS OF &NAME ? yes why not ? &NUM IF YOU DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR WHAT WOULD IT BE ? no way would I dye my hair . &NUM EVER BEEN IN LOVE ? Yes &NUM IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL ? mostly I would drink the contents rather than leaving in a situation as described . &NUM WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE ? can someone explain what a 'snapple " is ? ? &NUM FAVOURITE MOVIES ? Italian &NAME &NUM ARE YOU A LEFTY , &NAME , OR AMBIDEXTROUS ? &NAME &NUM DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS ? jsfkjghagnk;gasdfjoio it looks something like that . &NUM WHAT 'S UNDER YOUR &NAME ? I do n't know . Maybe a secret chamber maybe the floor . &NUM WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER ? &NUM or &NUM or &NUM &NUM FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH ? &NAME &NUM &NAME &NUM NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON &NAME SENT THIS TO YOU : &NAME loves you just as you are . SUBJECT: &CHAR &NAME return from &NAME &NUM LIVING ARRANGEMENT ? &NAME . Seriously We 've even composed our own anthem in our flat - the 'Door Symphony " . It 's a real early morning eye-opener . ( Do n't take my word for it - ask the flat below . ) &NUM WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW ? " The Last Battle " , by &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NUM FAVOURITE BOARD GAME ? &NAME - having said that , I 'm hopeless at it . &NUM FAVOURITE MAGAZINE ? I am a chemist . I do not read magazines . They 're interesting . &NUM FAVOURITE SMELLS ? &NAME , cinnamon that sort of thing really . &NUM FAVOURITE PART OF OPPOSITE &NAME ? I really do n't know . Define . Who wrote this question ? Were they male or female ? &NUM FAVOURITE SOUNDS ? I honestly do n't know . It 's perfect though . Sometimes it could be music - 'March to the &NAME " from 'Symphonie &NAME " for example ! Sometimes it is people , trees , explosions ( in my lectures it can provide welcome relief - ask &NAME , he 's seen how interesting &NAME &NAME can get ) . &NUM BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD ? Being a child of &NAME . &NUM WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD ? &NAME . &NUM WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ? " Oh bother , I 'm sentient . Now how was that brilliant dream going ? SHOCK , HORROR , PANIC ! ! ! My heart leaps inside me sending chilling petrifying fear racing through my veins . I wonder WHAT TIME IT IS ? ! ! ! Perhaps it 's nearly 7am and my alarm clock is about to go off ! ! ! I 'd better look Anxiously , cautiously , fearfully , peeking over the bedclothes to glance at the fate-determining &NAME - Oh ! &NAME ! It 's only 5: 17am , I can have another wonderful dream " &NUM ROLLER COASTERS-SCARY OR EXCITING ? Absolutely petrifying ! Well , I suppose you ca n't exactly call me an expert - I 've only been on &NUM . The first was " Oblivion " at &NAME Towers and I found the vertical drop horrifying - I also slightly sprained my neck . The second was another ( more gentle ! ) one at &NAME Towers - during the extremely unpleasant course of which I managed to sprain my knee . &NUM HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE ? As few as possible - I treat the way to the phone as an athlete would a race . Having said that , all the calls in our flat are virtually for &NUM person - and it 's not me ! &NUM FUTURE DAUGHTER 'S NAME ? Well , I actually have n't given it much thought - strange , that . If anyone has any ideas I 'd be most pleased to listen to them as it 's obviously something I need to think about deeply , carefully , sincerely , etceteras &NUM FUTURE SON 'S NAME ? Could n't care less . Absolutely disinterested . Get the contrast ? ? ? ( This is a malicious lie , scandalously originated and propagated wholly by me . Please do n't tell my future wife . ) &NUM FAVOURITE FOODS ? Definitely NOT &NAME 's extra-hot-and-spicy-curry-which-is-so-hot-the-fire-brigade-consider-it-a-fire-hazard " . Also , NOT chilli 's - which really make your eye sting like crazy ! Actually , I like water , Christmas Dinner and absolutely anything except that which I do n't really appreciate in the culinary sense . &NUM DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE ? Yes , if I have some very good , very loud music on and there are no speed cameras in sight ( only joking ! - am I ? How well do you know me ? ? ? ) &NUM DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL ? Well , how can I put this ? - No. Did you really expect me to say yes ? I get enough stick as it is in my flat ! &NUM STORMS - COOL OR &NAME ? If they 're on television - scary . If they 're in real life - cool ! Storms are fantastic , destructive , powerful , dangerous , a manifestation of one of my esteemed flat-mate 's cooking &NUM IF YOU COULD MEET &NUM PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE &NAME WOULD IT BE ? I really do n't want to meet anyone that much OH ! WAIT ! I have an idol ! ( I 've just remembered ! ) I would like to meet the holographic doctor from &NAME &NAME , because he is absolutely fantastically amusing and three-dimensionally interactivly stimulating . &NUM FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK ? None - poisonous decaying slime . ( Well , actually , &NAME - as it tastes least like alcohol - but it 's still rather sour . ) &NUM WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN ? &NAME is a lot of nonsense . It is a perversion of the beauty of the heavens created by &NAME for his glory and man 's enjoyment . &NUM WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE POET ? &NAME &NAME . - You really should read some of his works , they 're magnificent ! I think my favourite must be " I 'm Canadian - enough said " . Also , 'Demonic &NAME " by &NAME &NAME has some passages of deep and significant meaning . &NUM DO YOU &NAME THE STEMS OF &NAME ? If it 's food - I 'll eat it . ( Unless &NAME cooked it - then I 'll just laugh at other people eating it . ) &NUM IF YOU &NAME YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR WHAT WOULD IT BE ? The same colour it is at the moment . I like it . &NUM EVER BEEN IN LOVE ? Define love . &NUM IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL ? It really depends what 's in it . If it 's water then it really does n't matter as there 's plenty more where that came from . &NUM WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE ? I beg your pardon ? &NUM FAVOURITE MOVIES ? Lots and lots and lots ! I get really into movies when I watch them . They 're fun - kind of like dreams . &NUM ARE YOU A LEFTY , &NAME , OR AMBIDEXTROUS ? I am right handed . What are you ? Please define " right " and " left " . &NUM DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS ? I define the right keys . ( That 's a no. ) &NUM WHAT 'S UNDER YOUR &NAME ? &NAME &CHAR 's ceiling , my floor , carpet , a box for my keyboard , my telephone extension lead . &NUM WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER ? &NUM - It 's my name . &NUM FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH ? Sport is an abomination . &NUM &NAME &NUM NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON &NAME SENT THIS TO YOU : You are made from carbon atoms , oxygen atoms , hydrogen atoms , iron atoms , sulphur atoms , chlorine atome , manganese atoms , sodium atoms , nitrogen atoms , ... need I go on ? SUBJECT: &NAME Dear Sir : I am writing to enquire about the contents of the " &NAME &NUM " calendar . I have a teenage daughter who has completely fallen in love with the whole " &NAME uses baby shampoo " thing . I would therefore like to get her a copy of the calendar for Christmas , but I am concerned that it might contain " inappropriate " pictures . Can you reassure me that this is not the case - I would not want any " filth " on my daughter 's bedroom wall . Sincerely yours , Mr. &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME SPONSORED BY &NAME 'S, PURVEYORS OF BABY &NAME Dear Sir , On behalf of the &NAME . Corp , may I thank you for your inquiry . I should warn you that all of our products are of an adult nature , but I think that your daughter would find the calendar entertaining nevertheless , especially if she is an avid &NAME supporter . Please do not hesitate to contact us for further details . Yours , &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear Sir : I am writing to enquire about the contents of the " &NAME &NUM " calendar . I have a teenage daughter who has completely fallen in love with the whole " &NAME uses baby shampoo " thing . I would therefore like to get her a copy of the calendar for Christmas , but I am concerned that it might contain " inappropriate " pictures . Can you reassure me that this is not the case - I would not want any " filth " on my daughter 's bedroom wall . Sincerely yours , Mr. &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &CHAR &NUM " Calendars Dear interested parties , I would like to take this opportunity to inform you of the new &NAME &CHAR &NUM " calendar 's imminent publication . We expect it to be available from mid-December , so avoid the Christmas rush and book your copy now . The price per calendar is yet to be confirmed , but may be nothing . Then again , it may not - it really depends how greedy we are . To give you a brief insight , the &NAME &CHAR &NUM " calendar will contain scenes of all your favourite &NAME &CHAR characters - &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . Each month will focus on a specific character or theme and will include quotes for contemplation , provocation or amusement . Some may feel that we are slightly narcissistic , but I assure you that egocentricity is not one of our ( formally recognised ) flat virtues . The calendar will show the phases of the moon , so you can have advanced warning of times when &NAME &CHAR reach their peak levels of insanity . Look out for our new &NAME &NAME &CHAR through &NAME &NAME " - coming soon from 'Medlock Enterprises " ! Yours faithfully , &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Services Director ) Note : We can give no guarantee whatsoever that pictures of 'dettol " , or " baby shampoo " will be appearing in the calendar , as demand has not yet been quantified . However , mild cheddar is a popular contender . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME My dear &NAME &NAME , I would like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for expressing such interest in our product . We at " &NAME " Ltd. like to think that our calendars are suitable for all ages . However , there may be some scenes of an explicit dettol-related nature which younger admirers may find disturbing . ( I.e. &NAME in close proximity to boiling dettol . ) As a special token of our appreciation concerning your daughter 's interest , &NAME &NAME , I will take the trouble to sign her calendar personally ( should you choose to purchase ) . PLease direct any further inquires to our company administrative director , Miss &NAME &NAME . Thank you for supporting &NAME &NAME , - in association with &NAME 's ( Purveyors of baby shampoo to &NAME ) &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME It 's cute . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : SPONSORED BY &NAME 'S, PURVEYORS OF BABY &NAME Dear Sir , On behalf of the &NAME . Corp , may I thank you for your inquiry . I should warn you that all of our products are of an adult nature , but I think that your daughter would find the calendar entertaining nevertheless , especially if she is an avid &NAME supporter . Please do not hesitate to contact us for further details . Yours , &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear Sir : I am writing to enquire about the contents of the " &NAME &NUM " calendar . I have a teenage daughter who has completely fallen in love with the whole " &NAME uses baby shampoo " thing . I would therefore like to get her a copy of the calendar for Christmas , but I am concerned that it might contain " inappropriate " pictures . Can you reassure me that this is not the case - I would not want any " filth " on my daughter 's bedroom wall . Sincerely yours , Mr. &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR &NUM " Calendars You need help . &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear interested parties , I would like to take this opportunity to inform you of the new &NAME &CHAR &NUM " calendar 's imminent publication . We expect it to be available from mid-December , so avoid the Christmas rush and book your copy now . The price per calendar is yet to be confirmed , but may be nothing . Then again , it may not - it really depends how greedy we are . To give you a brief insight , the &NAME &CHAR &NUM " calendar will contain scenes of all your favourite &NAME &CHAR characters - &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . Each month will focus on a specific character or theme and will include quotes for contemplation , provocation or amusement . Some may feel that we are slightly narcissistic , but I assure you that egocentricity is not one of our ( formally recognised ) flat virtues . The calendar will show the phases of the moon , so you can have advanced warning of times when &NAME &CHAR reach their peak levels of insanity . Look out for our new &NAME &NAME &CHAR through &NAME &NAME " - coming soon from " &NAME Enterprises " ! Yours faithfully , &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Services Director ) Note : We can give no guarantee whatsoever that pictures of 'dettol " , or " baby shampoo " will be appearing in the calendar , as demand has not yet been quantified . However , mild cheddar is a popular contender . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR &NUM " Calendars Thank you sir , I know . &NAME wrote : You need help . &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear interested parties , I would like to take this opportunity to inform you of the new &NAME &CHAR &NUM " calendar 's imminent publication . We expect it to be available from mid-December , so avoid the Christmas rush and book your copy now . The price per calendar is yet to be confirmed , but may be nothing . Then again , it may not - it really depends how greedy we are . To give you a brief insight , the &NAME &CHAR &NUM " calendar will contain scenes of all your favourite &NAME &CHAR characters - &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . Each month will focus on a specific character or theme and will include quotes for contemplation , provocation or amusement . Some may feel that we are slightly narcissistic , but I assure you that egocentricity is not one of our ( formally recognised ) flat virtues . The calendar will show the phases of the moon , so you can have advanced warning of times when &NAME &CHAR reach their peak levels of insanity . Look out for our new &NAME &NAME &CHAR through &NAME &NAME " - coming soon from 'Medlock Enterprises " ! Yours faithfully , &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Services Director ) Note : We can give no guarantee whatsoever that pictures of 'dettol " , or " baby shampoo " will be appearing in the calendar , as demand has not yet been quantified . However , mild cheddar is a popular contender . SUBJECT: &NAME of the Jury ... I am back once more into the swing of life here in &NAME , and as usual , sleep patterns have been interrupted . What follows now is an explanation ... &NAME returned from his holiday with an incredibly annoying electronic mouse , which runs around , and laughs like a teletubby . Understandably , I hated it . &NAME was eating pizza &NUM night , and there were anchovies on it , which she did not like , understandably . As &NAME was not there , &NAME and &NAME came up with the idea that the only right thing to do would be to put the small fishes into &NAME 's clothes . Which they did . After much protestation on my part , and also of &NAME , the fishes were moved to &NAME 's shoes . After a while , ( well over &NUM hours ) I felt that I must tell &NAME about the fish . It would be unfair to him otherwise . The same day , I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it 's tail , as a sign to other electronic creatures . That evening , I returned from a hard day at the department to find the rat , and a piece of paper inside my room . The paper was a note , from that detestable rodent ( &NAME ) informing me that if I continued to harm animals , something bad would happen to me . The only viable solution to this was to shoot the messenger , but as I do not own a gun , I was satisfied to unscrew the plastic back of the mouse . No wires were cut , as this was only another warning . Someone else ( &NAME , &NAME probably ) succeeded in damaging the internal organs of the beast . What a shame . It also came out that evening , that I had informed &NAME as to the fish . Threats were spoken unto me , particularly by &NAME , but her whimpering henchman , &NAME , also joined in. &NUM was left quaking in my brown shoes . Later that week , I went to go fencing , but returned early due to the fact that it was canceled . I entered the flat , and who should I see exiting my room , but &NAME . I of course questioned him , accusing him of setting up a " joke " . He told me that he was searching for my Due &NAME &NAME . I persisted in my questioning , but concluded , that he was telling the truth . How wrong I was about him . That evening , feeling very ill , I went to bed early . I heard a crackling noise from the top of my dresser , as if plastic bags were moving . I thought to myself , " I hope there is not a mouse in here . " ( I hate mice ) but then went to sleep . Early the next morning , I was woken by the sound of the evil mouse , amplified by about &NUM times , in my room . Understandably , as I was trying to recover from my cough , and desperately needed rest , I was saddened . Both &NAME and &NAME had very smug looks on their faces that morning . I am pleased to note , however , that the entire evilness of their plan did not bear fruit . The plan originally involved repeatedly waking me during the night , by the use of &NAME 's task manager on his computer . Fortunately for me , his is an incompetent oaf , and I was only woken , when &NAME manually sent it off in the morning . One of the fun things about fencing is that it is sometimes possible to say to your opponent , " I 'm gonna hit you on the head " and then you actually do it . Much more rewarding than not saying anything ! I was telling &NAME about this , and thought that I might worry him , by saying the " plans " I had for him ! I told him that I would enter his room &NUM night , and squirt his face with squirty cream . I even told him the night that this would be done . I would say now , that at this time I had no intention of actually doing such a thing . Later on that evening , I was in &NAME 's room with &NAME , and for some reason or another , I was purifying &NAME . This usually involves pain , but his has grown resistant to that , so " emotional battering " was taking place . This involved chucking his sterilized keys ( no kidding ) out the window into the contaminated world . At this &NAME flipped , and ordered me to " fetch them " . &NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with &NAME 's, and this was the moment at which I started to think about actually getting some justice done . That night , I went to bed with &NAME 's key on my key ring , and mine on his . As &NAME is paranoid about germs entering his room at night , he always locks his door . The key was needed to gain access to his room . My plan was as follows , &CHAR ) wait until it is late ( or early ) &CHAR ) unlock &NAME 's door &CHAR ) place my sabre on the floor , as a sign that I was there , and &CHAR ) take a picture of &NAME asleep to prove it . My plan relied on the following assumptions : &CHAR ) &NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key &CHAR ) &NAME would not spend the night in &NAME 's bed . Unfortunately , neither of these assumptions were met . I know the latter one is shocking , but we need to face up to the truth . My plan went well , and I returned to bed , feeling very much like &NAME , after he cut the hem off of &NAME 's robe when he was sleeping . ( You can read about this in &NUM &NAME ) Unfortunately then next morning , the following revelations were brought to light . &CHAR ) Both &NAME and &NAME had known that I was going to do something that night . This , admittedly , was not surprising , as I had said that myself ! &CHAR ) Both &NAME and &NAME were awake when I took the picture of " &NAME " in his bed . &CHAR ) they had stolen my sabre . &CHAR ) and after my shower , locked me out of my room . evil people . &NAME of the jury , I ask you to bring down fire upon these &NUM sinners heads , and if not that , at least water balloons . Thank you , and &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME 4DS St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME of the Jury ... Ladies and Gentlemen , As the lawyer of a certain Mr. &NAME &NAME Esq. , I would like to swiftly clarify the fact that any references to my client in the account below are ENTIRELY fictitious , and my client assures me that he has played no part in the events described . He would like to point out that he bears more than a passing resemblence to a number of well-known personages ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , etc. ) and is therefore accustomed to being mistaken for someone else . I can only assume that the same has happened here . Yours sincerely , Mr. &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME and &NAME ) " T.S. &NAME " wrote : I am back once more into the swing of life here in &NAME , and as usual , sleep patterns have been interrupted . What follows now is an explanation ... &NAME returned from his holiday with an incredibly annoying electronic mouse , which runs around , and laughs like a teletubby . Understandably , I hated it . &NAME was eating pizza &NUM night , and there were anchovies on it , which she did not like , understandably . As &NAME was not there , &NAME and &NAME came up with the idea that the only right thing to do would be to put the small fishes into &NAME 's clothes . Which they did . After much protestation on my part , and also of &NAME , the fishes were moved to &NAME 's shoes . After a while , ( well over &NUM hours ) I felt that I must tell &NAME about the fish . It would be unfair to him otherwise . The same day , I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it 's tail , as a sign to other electronic creatures . That evening , I returned from a hard day at the department to find the rat , and a piece of paper inside my room . The paper was a note , from that detestable rodent ( &NAME ) informing me that if I continued to harm animals , something bad would happen to me . The only viable solution to this was to shoot the messenger , but as I do not own a gun , I was satisfied to unscrew the plastic back of the mouse . No wires were cut , as this was only another warning . Someone else ( &NAME , &NAME probably ) succeeded in damaging the internal organs of the beast . What a shame . It also came out that evening , that I had informed &NAME as to the fish . Threats were spoken unto me , particularly by &NAME , but her whimpering henchman , &NAME , also joined in. &NUM was left quaking in my brown shoes . Later that week , I went to go fencing , but returned early due to the fact that it was canceled . I entered the flat , and who should I see exiting my room , but &NAME . I of course questioned him , accusing him of setting up a " joke " . He told me that he was searching for my Due &NAME &NAME . I persisted in my questioning , but concluded , that he was telling the truth . How wrong I was about him . That evening , feeling very ill , I went to bed early . I heard a crackling noise from the top of my dresser , as if plastic bags were moving . I thought to myself , " I hope there is not a mouse in here . " ( I hate mice ) but then went to sleep . Early the next morning , I was woken by the sound of the evil mouse , amplified by about &NUM times , in my room . Understandably , as I was trying to recover from my cough , and desperately needed rest , I was saddened . Both &NAME and &NAME had very smug looks on their faces that morning . I am pleased to note , however , that the entire evilness of their plan did not bear fruit . The plan originally involved repeatedly waking me during the night , by the use of &NAME 's task manager on his computer . Fortunately for me , his is an incompetent oaf , and I was only woken , when &NAME manually sent it off in the morning . One of the fun things about fencing is that it is sometimes possible to say to your opponent , " I 'm gonna hit you on the head " and then you actually do it . Much more rewarding than not saying anything ! I was telling &NAME about this , and thought that I might worry him , by saying the " plans " I had for him ! I told him that I would enter his room &NUM night , and squirt his face with squirty cream . I even told him the night that this would be done . I would say now , that at this time I had no intention of actually doing such a thing . Later on that evening , I was in &NAME 's room with &NAME , and for some reason or another , I was purifying &NAME . This usually involves pain , but his has grown resistant to that , so " emotional battering " was taking place . This involved chucking his sterilized keys ( no kidding ) out the window into the contaminated world . At this &NAME flipped , and ordered me to " fetch them " . &NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with &NAME 's, and this was the moment at which I started to think about actually getting some justice done . That night , I went to bed with &NAME 's key on my key ring , and mine on his . As &NAME is paranoid about germs entering his room at night , he always locks his door . The key was needed to gain access to his room . My plan was as follows , &CHAR ) wait until it is late ( or early ) &CHAR ) unlock &NAME 's door &CHAR ) place my sabre on the floor , as a sign that I was there , and &CHAR ) take a picture of &NAME asleep to prove it . My plan relied on the following assumptions : &CHAR ) &NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key &CHAR ) &NAME would not spend the night in &NAME 's bed . Unfortunately , neither of these assumptions were met . I know the latter one is shocking , but we need to face up to the truth . My plan went well , and I returned to bed , feeling very much like &NAME , after he cut the hem off of &NAME 's robe when he was sleeping . ( You can read about this in &NUM &NAME ) Unfortunately then next morning , the following revelations were brought to light . &CHAR ) Both &NAME and &NAME had known that I was going to do something that night . This , admittedly , was not surprising , as I had said that myself ! &CHAR ) Both &NAME and &NAME were awake when I took the picture of " &NAME " in his bed . &CHAR ) they had stolen my sabre . &CHAR ) and after my shower , locked me out of my room . evil people . &NAME of the jury , I ask you to bring down fire upon these &NUM sinners heads , and if not that , at least water balloons . Thank you , and &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME of the Jury ... I would like to point out that &NAME and &CHAR SWAPPED beds ; I do not think that &NAME has made that clear . &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : I am back once more into the swing of life here in &NAME , and as usual , sleep patterns have been interrupted . What follows now is an explanation ... &NAME returned from his holiday with an incredibly annoying electronic mouse , which runs around , and laughs like a teletubby . Understandably , I hated it . &NAME was eating pizza &NUM night , and there were anchovies on it , which she did not like , understandably . As &NAME was not there , &NAME and &NAME came up with the idea that the only right thing to do would be to put the small fishes into &NAME 's clothes . Which they did . After much protestation on my part , and also of &NAME , the fishes were moved to &NAME 's shoes . After a while , ( well over &NUM hours ) I felt that I must tell &NAME about the fish . It would be unfair to him otherwise . The same day , I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it 's tail , as a sign to other electronic creatures . That evening , I returned from a hard day at the department to find the rat , and a piece of paper inside my room . The paper was a note , from that detestable rodent ( &NAME ) informing me that if I continued to harm animals , something bad would happen to me . The only viable solution to this was to shoot the messenger , but as I do not own a gun , I was satisfied to unscrew the plastic back of the mouse . No wires were cut , as this was only another warning . Someone else ( &NAME , &NAME probably ) succeeded in damaging the internal organs of the beast . What a shame . It also came out that evening , that I had informed &NAME as to the fish . Threats were spoken unto me , particularly by &NAME , but her whimpering henchman , &NAME , also joined in. &NUM was left quaking in my brown shoes . Later that week , I went to go fencing , but returned early due to the fact that it was canceled . I entered the flat , and who should I see exiting my room , but &NAME . I of course questioned him , accusing him of setting up a " joke " . He told me that he was searching for my Due &NAME &NAME . I persisted in my questioning , but concluded , that he was telling the truth . How wrong I was about him . That evening , feeling very ill , I went to bed early . I heard a crackling noise from the top of my dresser , as if plastic bags were moving . I thought to myself , " I hope there is not a mouse in here . " ( I hate mice ) but then went to sleep . Early the next morning , I was woken by the sound of the evil mouse , amplified by about &NUM times , in my room . Understandably , as I was trying to recover from my cough , and desperately needed rest , I was saddened . Both &NAME and &NAME had very smug looks on their faces that morning . I am pleased to note , however , that the entire evilness of their plan did not bear fruit . The plan originally involved repeatedly waking me during the night , by the use of &NAME 's task manager on his computer . Fortunately for me , his is an incompetent oaf , and I was only woken , when &NAME manually sent it off in the morning . One of the fun things about fencing is that it is sometimes possible to say to your opponent , " I 'm gonna hit you on the head " and then you actually do it . Much more rewarding than not saying anything ! I was telling &NAME about this , and thought that I might worry him , by saying the " plans " I had for him ! I told him that I would enter his room &NUM night , and squirt his face with squirty cream . I even told him the night that this would be done . I would say now , that at this time I had no intention of actually doing such a thing . Later on that evening , I was in &NAME 's room with &NAME , and for some reason or another , I was purifying &NAME . This usually involves pain , but his has grown resistant to that , so " emotional battering " was taking place . This involved chucking his sterilized keys ( no kidding ) out the window into the contaminated world . At this &NAME flipped , and ordered me to " fetch them " . &NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with &NAME 's, and this was the moment at which I started to think about actually getting some justice done . That night , I went to bed with &NAME 's key on my key ring , and mine on his . As &NAME is paranoid about germs entering his room at night , he always locks his door . The key was needed to gain access to his room . My plan was as follows , &CHAR ) wait until it is late ( or early ) &CHAR ) unlock &NAME 's door &CHAR ) place my sabre on the floor , as a sign that I was there , and &CHAR ) take a picture of &NAME asleep to prove it . My plan relied on the following assumptions : &CHAR ) &NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key &CHAR ) &NAME would not spend the night in &NAME 's bed . Unfortunately , neither of these assumptions were met . I know the latter one is shocking , but we need to face up to the truth . My plan went well , and I returned to bed , feeling very much like &NAME , after he cut the hem off of &NAME 's robe when he was sleeping . ( You can read about this in &NUM &NAME ) Unfortunately then next morning , the following revelations were brought to light . &CHAR ) Both &NAME and &NAME had known that I was going to do something that night . This , admittedly , was not surprising , as I had said that myself ! &CHAR ) Both &NAME and &NAME were awake when I took the picture of " &NAME " in his bed . &CHAR ) they had stolen my sabre . &CHAR ) and after my shower , locked me out of my room . evil people . &NAME of the jury , I ask you to bring down fire upon these &NUM sinners heads , and if not that , at least water balloons . Thank you , and &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME of the Jury ... My verdict : Keep me out of it ! but . . . . ... . . ... the fishes were moved to &NAME 's shoes . After a while , ( well over &NUM hours ) )I felt that I must tell &NAME about the fish . It would be unfair to him otherwise . - I agree with that one . Any sane person would . How rank . The same day , I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it 's tail , as a sign to other electronic creatures . - hmmmnn . . ... " Electronic creatures " would take no notice , but pranksters would take it as bait . &NAME move &NAME ! Threats were spoken unto me , particularly by &NAME , but her whimpering henchman , &NAME , ( &NAME , &NAME ! ! I 'll remember that description ! ) also joined in. . . . . . ... who should I see exiting my room , but &NAME . I of course questioned him , accusing him of setting up a " joke " . He told me that he was searching for my Due &NAME &NAME . I persisted in my questioning , but concluded , that he was telling the truth . How wrong I was about him . - &NAME , I am appalled ! ! ! SERIOUSLY ! A joke 's a joke , but DO N'T lie about it . Liars are an abomination . Later on that evening , I was in &NAME 's room with &NAME , and for some reason or another , I was purifying &NAME ( WHAT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ) . This usually involves pain , but his has grown resistant to that , so " emotional battering " was taking place . - you have some really weird rituals in &NAME &NAME Does this explain any of the incredibly violent bumps we 've been hearing ? At this &NAME flipped . - Oh , I 'd have like to have seen that . &NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with &NAME 's. Hmmmn. .. this rather contradicts the claims of &NAME &NAME that " he has played no part in the events described . " However , the fact that &NAME also claims to " bear more than a passing resemblence to a number of well-known personages ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , etc. ) " throws some doubt upon the truthfulness of his claim . My plan relied on the following assumptions : &CHAR ) &NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key &CHAR ) &NAME would not spend the night in &NAME 's bed . - Oh , honestly &NAME ! Unfortunately ... Both &NAME and &NAME had known that I was going to do something that night . . . ... Both &NAME and &NAME were awake when I took the picture of " &NAME " in his bed . . . . ... they had stolen my sabre . . . ... and after my shower , locked me out of my room . - the moral of the story : just DO N'T get involved ! &NAME of the jury , I ask you to bring down fire upon these &NUM sinners heads , and if not that , at least water balloons . - sorry , but no way . I 'm steering clear . You may say that , in this way , your assailants are getting away with it : but they 're not . They are just sinking in the estimation that we hold of them . Goodbye pals , see you later , love &NAME xx ( &NAME - NO-ONE is to get offended by any of my comments ! ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME of the Jury ... you are now involved . be scared . be very scared . love ya , &NAME x &NAME wrote : My verdict : Keep me out of it ! but . . . . ... . . ... the fishes were moved to &NAME 's shoes . After a while , ( well over &NUM hours ) )I felt that I must tell &NAME about the fish . It would be unfair to him otherwise . - I agree with that one . Any sane person would . How rank . The same day , I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it 's tail , as a sign to other electronic creatures . - hmmmnn . . ... " Electronic creatures " would take no notice , but pranksters would take it as bait . &NAME move &NAME ! Threats were spoken unto me , particularly by &NAME , but her whimpering henchman , &NAME , ( &NAME , &NAME ! ! I 'll remember that description ! ) also joined in. . . . . . ... who should I see exiting my room , but &NAME . I of course questioned him , accusing him of setting up a " joke " . He told me that he was searching for my Due &NAME &NAME . I persisted in my questioning , but concluded , that he was telling the truth . How wrong I was about him . - &NAME , I am appalled ! ! ! SERIOUSLY ! A joke 's a joke , but DO N'T lie about it . Liars are an abomination . Later on that evening , I was in &NAME 's room with &NAME , and for some reason or another , I was purifying &NAME ( WHAT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ) . This usually involves pain , but his has grown resistant to that , so " emotional battering " was taking place . - you have some really weird rituals in &NAME &NAME Does this explain any of the incredibly violent bumps we 've been hearing ? At this &NAME flipped . - Oh , I 'd have like to have seen that . &NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with &NAME 's. Hmmmn. .. this rather contradicts the claims of &NAME &NAME that " he has played no part in the events described . " However , the fact that &NAME also claims to " bear more than a passing resemblence to a number of well-known personages ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , etc. ) " throws some doubt upon the truthfulness of his claim . My plan relied on the following assumptions : &CHAR ) &NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key &CHAR ) &NAME would not spend the night in &NAME 's bed . - Oh , honestly &NAME ! Unfortunately ... Both &NAME and &NAME had known that I was going to do something that night . . . ... Both &NAME and &NAME were awake when I took the picture of " &NAME " in his bed . . . . ... they had stolen my sabre . . . ... and after my shower , locked me out of my room . - the moral of the story : just DO N'T get involved ! &NAME of the jury , I ask you to bring down fire upon these &NUM sinners heads , and if not that , at least water balloons . - sorry , but no way . I 'm steering clear . You may say that , in this way , your assailants are getting away with it : but they 're not . They are just sinking in the estimation that we hold of them . Goodbye pals , see you later , love &NAME xx ( &NAME - NO-ONE is to get offended by any of my comments ! ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME of the Jury ... also , it was &NAME 's idea to put the anchovies in &NAME 's room . I do n't mind if you tell people the tricks we play , &NAME , but do n't misrepresent me unfairly . &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : I am back once more into the swing of life here in &NAME , and as usual , sleep patterns have been interrupted . What follows now is an explanation ... &NAME returned from his holiday with an incredibly annoying electronic mouse , which runs around , and laughs like a teletubby . Understandably , I hated it . &NAME was eating pizza &NUM night , and there were anchovies on it , which she did not like , understandably . As &NAME was not there , &NAME and &NAME came up with the idea that the only right thing to do would be to put the small fishes into &NAME 's clothes . Which they did . After much protestation on my part , and also of &NAME , the fishes were moved to &NAME 's shoes . After a while , ( well over &NUM hours ) I felt that I must tell &NAME about the fish . It would be unfair to him otherwise . The same day , I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it 's tail , as a sign to other electronic creatures . That evening , I returned from a hard day at the department to find the rat , and a piece of paper inside my room . The paper was a note , from that detestable rodent ( &NAME ) informing me that if I continued to harm animals , something bad would happen to me . The only viable solution to this was to shoot the messenger , but as I do not own a gun , I was satisfied to unscrew the plastic back of the mouse . No wires were cut , as this was only another warning . Someone else ( &NAME , &NAME probably ) succeeded in damaging the internal organs of the beast . What a shame . It also came out that evening , that I had informed &NAME as to the fish . Threats were spoken unto me , particularly by &NAME , but her whimpering henchman , &NAME , also joined in. &NUM was left quaking in my brown shoes . Later that week , I went to go fencing , but returned early due to the fact that it was canceled . I entered the flat , and who should I see exiting my room , but &NAME . I of course questioned him , accusing him of setting up a " joke " . He told me that he was searching for my Due &NAME &NAME . I persisted in my questioning , but concluded , that he was telling the truth . How wrong I was about him . That evening , feeling very ill , I went to bed early . I heard a crackling noise from the top of my dresser , as if plastic bags were moving . I thought to myself , " I hope there is not a mouse in here . " ( I hate mice ) but then went to sleep . Early the next morning , I was woken by the sound of the evil mouse , amplified by about &NUM times , in my room . Understandably , as I was trying to recover from my cough , and desperately needed rest , I was saddened . Both &NAME and &NAME had very smug looks on their faces that morning . I am pleased to note , however , that the entire evilness of their plan did not bear fruit . The plan originally involved repeatedly waking me during the night , by the use of &NAME 's task manager on his computer . Fortunately for me , his is an incompetent oaf , and I was only woken , when &NAME manually sent it off in the morning . One of the fun things about fencing is that it is sometimes possible to say to your opponent , " I 'm gonna hit you on the head " and then you actually do it . Much more rewarding than not saying anything ! I was telling &NAME about this , and thought that I might worry him , by saying the " plans " I had for him ! I told him that I would enter his room &NUM night , and squirt his face with squirty cream . I even told him the night that this would be done . I would say now , that at this time I had no intention of actually doing such a thing . Later on that evening , I was in &NAME 's room with &NAME , and for some reason or another , I was purifying &NAME . This usually involves pain , but his has grown resistant to that , so " emotional battering " was taking place . This involved chucking his sterilized keys ( no kidding ) out the window into the contaminated world . At this &NAME flipped , and ordered me to " fetch them " . &NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with &NAME 's, and this was the moment at which I started to think about actually getting some justice done . That night , I went to bed with &NAME 's key on my key ring , and mine on his . As &NAME is paranoid about germs entering his room at night , he always locks his door . The key was needed to gain access to his room . My plan was as follows , &CHAR ) wait until it is late ( or early ) &CHAR ) unlock &NAME 's door &CHAR ) place my sabre on the floor , as a sign that I was there , and &CHAR ) take a picture of &NAME asleep to prove it . My plan relied on the following assumptions : &CHAR ) &NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key &CHAR ) &NAME would not spend the night in &NAME 's bed . Unfortunately , neither of these assumptions were met . I know the latter one is shocking , but we need to face up to the truth . My plan went well , and I returned to bed , feeling very much like &NAME , after he cut the hem off of &NAME 's robe when he was sleeping . ( You can read about this in &NUM &NAME ) Unfortunately then next morning , the following revelations were brought to light . &CHAR ) Both &NAME and &NAME had known that I was going to do something that night . This , admittedly , was not surprising , as I had said that myself ! &CHAR ) Both &NAME and &NAME were awake when I took the picture of " &NAME " in his bed . &CHAR ) they had stolen my sabre . &CHAR ) and after my shower , locked me out of my room . evil people . &NAME of the jury , I ask you to bring down fire upon these &NUM sinners heads , and if not that , at least water balloons . Thank you , and &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME of the Jury ... ummm . . ... actually I did n't suggest putting them in &NAME 's room ... I just said that we could put them in someone 's room . I did n't mean literally . . . ... although why I am defending myself I do n't know . ... love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : also , it was &NAME 's idea to put the anchovies in &NAME 's room . I do n't mind if you tell people the tricks we play , &NAME , but do n't misrepresent me unfairly . &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : I am back once more into the swing of life here in &NAME , and as usual , sleep patterns have been interrupted . What follows now is an explanation ... &NAME returned from his holiday with an incredibly annoying electronic mouse , which runs around , and laughs like a teletubby . Understandably , I hated it . &NAME was eating pizza &NUM night , and there were anchovies on it , which she did not like , understandably . As &NAME was not there , &NAME and &NAME came up with the idea that the only right thing to do would be to put the small fishes into &NAME 's clothes . Which they did . After much protestation on my part , and also of &NAME , the fishes were moved to &NAME 's shoes . After a while , ( well over &NUM hours ) I felt that I must tell &NAME about the fish . It would be unfair to him otherwise . The same day , I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it 's tail , as a sign to other electronic creatures . That evening , I returned from a hard day at the department to find the rat , and a piece of paper inside my room . The paper was a note , from that detestable rodent ( &NAME ) informing me that if I continued to harm animals , something bad would happen to me . The only viable solution to this was to shoot the messenger , but as I do not own a gun , I was satisfied to unscrew the plastic back of the mouse . No wires were cut , as this was only another warning . Someone else ( &NAME , &NAME probably ) succeeded in damaging the internal organs of the beast . What a shame . It also came out that evening , that I had informed &NAME as to the fish . Threats were spoken unto me , particularly by &NAME , but her whimpering henchman , &NAME , also joined in. &NUM was left quaking in my brown shoes . Later that week , I went to go fencing , but returned early due to the fact that it was canceled . I entered the flat , and who should I see exiting my room , but &NAME . I of course questioned him , accusing him of setting up a " joke " . He told me that he was searching for my Due &NAME &NAME . I persisted in my questioning , but concluded , that he was telling the truth . How wrong I was about him . That evening , feeling very ill , I went to bed early . I heard a crackling noise from the top of my dresser , as if plastic bags were moving . I thought to myself , " I hope there is not a mouse in here . " ( I hate mice ) but then went to sleep . Early the next morning , I was woken by the sound of the evil mouse , amplified by about &NUM times , in my room . Understandably , as I was trying to recover from my cough , and desperately needed rest , I was saddened . Both &NAME and &NAME had very smug looks on their faces that morning . I am pleased to note , however , that the entire evilness of their plan did not bear fruit . The plan originally involved repeatedly waking me during the night , by the use of &NAME 's task manager on his computer . Fortunately for me , his is an incompetent oaf , and I was only woken , when &NAME manually sent it off in the morning . One of the fun things about fencing is that it is sometimes possible to say to your opponent , " I 'm gonna hit you on the head " and then you actually do it . Much more rewarding than not saying anything ! I was telling &NAME about this , and thought that I might worry him , by saying the " plans " I had for him ! I told him that I would enter his room &NUM night , and squirt his face with squirty cream . I even told him the night that this would be done . I would say now , that at this time I had no intention of actually doing such a thing . Later on that evening , I was in &NAME 's room with &NAME , and for some reason or another , I was purifying &NAME . This usually involves pain , but his has grown resistant to that , so " emotional battering " was taking place . This involved chucking his sterilized keys ( no kidding ) out the window into the contaminated world . At this &NAME flipped , and ordered me to " fetch them " . &NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with &NAME 's, and this was the moment at which I started to think about actually getting some justice done . That night , I went to bed with &NAME 's key on my key ring , and mine on his . As &NAME is paranoid about germs entering his room at night , he always locks his door . The key was needed to gain access to his room . My plan was as follows , &CHAR ) wait until it is late ( or early ) &CHAR ) unlock &NAME 's door &CHAR ) place my sabre on the floor , as a sign that I was there , and &CHAR ) take a picture of &NAME asleep to prove it . My plan relied on the following assumptions : &CHAR ) &NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key &CHAR ) &NAME would not spend the night in &NAME 's bed . Unfortunately , neither of these assumptions were met . I know the latter one is shocking , but we need to face up to the truth . My plan went well , and I returned to bed , feeling very much like &NAME , after he cut the hem off of &NAME 's robe when he was sleeping . ( You can read about this in &NUM &NAME ) Unfortunately then next morning , the following revelations were brought to light . &CHAR ) Both &NAME and &NAME had known that I was going to do something that night . This , admittedly , was not surprising , as I had said that myself ! &CHAR ) Both &NAME and &NAME were awake when I took the picture of " &NAME " in his bed . &CHAR ) they had stolen my sabre . &CHAR ) and after my shower , locked me out of my room . evil people . &NAME of the jury , I ask you to bring down fire upon these &NUM sinners heads , and if not that , at least water balloons . Thank you , and &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME of the Jury ... Put me out of my misery , shoot me now . Remove me from this list , your &NUM emails nearly put my " unread " in a few days to nearly &NUM ! ! ! And if the joke does n't involve rape alarms , it 's primitive . &NAME I 'm tempted to forward these to the &NAME &CHAR mailing list , but wo n't. &NAME saying it , but like &NAME , no offense , love you all , &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : I am back once more into the swing of life here in &NAME , and as usual , sleep patterns have been interrupted . What follows now is an explanation ... &NAME returned from his holiday with an incredibly annoying electronic mouse , which runs around , and laughs like a teletubby . Understandably , I hated it . &NAME was eating pizza &NUM night , and there were anchovies on it , which she did not like , understandably . As &NAME was not there , &NAME and &NAME came up with the idea that the only right thing to do would be to put the small fishes into &NAME 's clothes . Which they did . After much protestation on my part , and also of &NAME , the fishes were moved to &NAME 's shoes . After a while , ( well over &NUM hours ) I felt that I must tell &NAME about the fish . It would be unfair to him otherwise . The same day , I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it 's tail , as a sign to other electronic creatures . That evening , I returned from a hard day at the department to find the rat , and a piece of paper inside my room . The paper was a note , from that detestable rodent ( &NAME ) informing me that if I continued to harm animals , something bad would happen to me . The only viable solution to this was to shoot the messenger , but as I do not own a gun , I was satisfied to unscrew the plastic back of the mouse . No wires were cut , as this was only another warning . Someone else ( &NAME , &NAME probably ) succeeded in damaging the internal organs of the beast . What a shame . It also came out that evening , that I had informed &NAME as to the fish . Threats were spoken unto me , particularly by &NAME , but her whimpering henchman , &NAME , also joined in. &NUM was left quaking in my brown shoes . Later that week , I went to go fencing , but returned early due to the fact that it was canceled . I entered the flat , and who should I see exiting my room , but &NAME . I of course questioned him , accusing him of setting up a " joke " . He told me that he was searching for my Due &NAME &NAME . I persisted in my questioning , but concluded , that he was telling the truth . How wrong I was about him . That evening , feeling very ill , I went to bed early . I heard a crackling noise from the top of my dresser , as if plastic bags were moving . I thought to myself , " I hope there is not a mouse in here . " ( I hate mice ) but then went to sleep . Early the next morning , I was woken by the sound of the evil mouse , amplified by about &NUM times , in my room . Understandably , as I was trying to recover from my cough , and desperately needed rest , I was saddened . Both &NAME and &NAME had very smug looks on their faces that morning . I am pleased to note , however , that the entire evilness of their plan did not bear fruit . The plan originally involved repeatedly waking me during the night , by the use of &NAME 's task manager on his computer . Fortunately for me , his is an incompetent oaf , and I was only woken , when &NAME manually sent it off in the morning . One of the fun things about fencing is that it is sometimes possible to say to your opponent , " I 'm gonna hit you on the head " and then you actually do it . Much more rewarding than not saying anything ! I was telling &NAME about this , and thought that I might worry him , by saying the " plans " I had for him ! I told him that I would enter his room &NUM night , and squirt his face with squirty cream . I even told him the night that this would be done . I would say now , that at this time I had no intention of actually doing such a thing . Later on that evening , I was in &NAME 's room with &NAME , and for some reason or another , I was purifying &NAME . This usually involves pain , but his has grown resistant to that , so " emotional battering " was taking place . This involved chucking his sterilized keys ( no kidding ) out the window into the contaminated world . At this &NAME flipped , and ordered me to " fetch them " . &NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with &NAME 's, and this was the moment at which I started to think about actually getting some justice done . That night , I went to bed with &NAME 's key on my key ring , and mine on his . As &NAME is paranoid about germs entering his room at night , he always locks his door . The key was needed to gain access to his room . My plan was as follows , &CHAR ) wait until it is late ( or early ) &CHAR ) unlock &NAME 's door &CHAR ) place my sabre on the floor , as a sign that I was there , and &CHAR ) take a picture of &NAME asleep to prove it . My plan relied on the following assumptions : &CHAR ) &NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key &CHAR ) &NAME would not spend the night in &NAME 's bed . Unfortunately , neither of these assumptions were met . I know the latter one is shocking , but we need to face up to the truth . My plan went well , and I returned to bed , feeling very much like &NAME , after he cut the hem off of &NAME 's robe when he was sleeping . ( You can read about this in &NUM &NAME ) Unfortunately then next morning , the following revelations were brought to light . &CHAR ) Both &NAME and &NAME had known that I was going to do something that night . This , admittedly , was not surprising , as I had said that myself ! &CHAR ) Both &NAME and &NAME were awake when I took the picture of " &NAME " in his bed . &CHAR ) they had stolen my sabre . &CHAR ) and after my shower , locked me out of my room . evil people . &NAME of the jury , I ask you to bring down fire upon these &NUM sinners heads , and if not that , at least water balloons . Thank you , and &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME of the Jury ... &NAME wrote : I AM MOST DISPLEASED . &NAME ! &NAME , you 're are a misrepresenting scoundrel . Sticks and Stones . ... We do not play practical jokes on people unless they have first done so to us . Therefore be assured that we have some decency buried deep within us . &NAME , cough , splutter , &CHAR ) The anchovies were &NAME 's idea . &NAME , you misrepresented the facts . granted , but no untruth was intended , I ca n't write everything . &CHAR ) &NAME was most certainly involved in the planning of last night 's escapade . His fate is sealed . &NAME &NAME , forgiving attitude ... &CHAR ) &NAME and myself SWAPPED rooms . &NAME , you have a sick and demented mind for insinuating what you did . I did not think it of you . That hurts , &NAME . I do n't want to have to purify you . &CHAR ) I object VERY STRONGLY to being described as a " whimpering henchman " . I am not joking . As I 've said before , &NAME ! &CHAR ) I object to being called ... insane , a liar , someone of depreciating estimation . ( &NAME ) &NAME noted . The description stands . &CHAR ) I did not &NAME . You have never seen me &NAME , and I am glad of that . Not a physical &NAME , you insane liar of depreciating estimation , it was a figure of speach . &CHAR ) I am getting bored of being physically abused ( &NAME ) . You may be assured that it is only my natural kindness and my tendancy to burst out laughing when you attack me which prevents me from retaliating . No , its because you are weak . &CHAR ) Our jokes are not primitive . This fact shall be engraved in stone before the year is out . Ou . Ou Ou ! &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NAME . ( monkey noises ) &NAME , the insane liar of depreciating estimation . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME of the Jury ... I AM MOST DISPLEASED . &NAME , you 're are a misrepresenting scoundrel . We do not play practical jokes on people unless they have first done so to us . Therefore be assured that we have some decency buried deep within us . &CHAR ) The anchovies were &NAME 's idea . &NAME , you misrepresented the facts . &CHAR ) &NAME was most certainly involved in the planning of last night 's escapade . His fate is sealed . &CHAR ) &NAME and myself SWAPPED rooms . &NAME , you have a sick and demented mind for insinuating what you did . I did not think it of you . &CHAR ) I object VERY STRONGLY to being described as a " whimpering henchman " . I am not joking . &CHAR ) I object to being called ... insane , a liar , someone of depreciating estimation . ( &NAME ) &CHAR ) I did not &NAME . You have never seen me &NAME , and I am glad of that . &CHAR ) I am getting bored of being physically abused ( &NAME ) . You may be assured that it is only my natural kindness and my tendancy to burst out laughing when you attack me which prevents me from retaliating . &CHAR ) Our jokes are not primitive . This fact shall be engraved in stone before the year is out . &NAME &NAME wrote : Put me out of my misery , shoot me now . Remove me from this list , your &NUM emails nearly put my " unread " in a few days to nearly &NUM ! ! ! And if the joke does n't involve rape alarms , it 's primitive . &NAME I 'm tempted to forward these to the &NAME &CHAR mailing list , but wo n't. &NAME saying it , but like &NAME , no offense , love you all , &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : I am back once more into the swing of life here in &NAME , and as usual , sleep patterns have been interrupted . What follows now is an explanation ... &NAME returned from his holiday with an incredibly annoying electronic mouse , which runs around , and laughs like a teletubby . Understandably , I hated it . &NAME was eating pizza &NUM night , and there were anchovies on it , which she did not like , understandably . As &NAME was not there , &NAME and &NAME came up with the idea that the only right thing to do would be to put the small fishes into &NAME 's clothes . Which they did . After much protestation on my part , and also of &NAME , the fishes were moved to &NAME 's shoes . After a while , ( well over &NUM hours ) I felt that I must tell &NAME about the fish . It would be unfair to him otherwise . The same day , I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it 's tail , as a sign to other electronic creatures . That evening , I returned from a hard day at the department to find the rat , and a piece of paper inside my room . The paper was a note , from that detestable rodent ( &NAME ) informing me that if I continued to harm animals , something bad would happen to me . The only viable solution to this was to shoot the messenger , but as I do not own a gun , I was satisfied to unscrew the plastic back of the mouse . No wires were cut , as this was only another warning . Someone else ( &NAME , &NAME probably ) succeeded in damaging the internal organs of the beast . What a shame . It also came out that evening , that I had informed &NAME as to the fish . Threats were spoken unto me , particularly by &NAME , but her whimpering henchman , &NAME , also joined in. &NUM was left quaking in my brown shoes . Later that week , I went to go fencing , but returned early due to the fact that it was canceled . I entered the flat , and who should I see exiting my room , but &NAME . I of course questioned him , accusing him of setting up a " joke " . He told me that he was searching for my Due &NAME &NAME . I persisted in my questioning , but concluded , that he was telling the truth . How wrong I was about him . That evening , feeling very ill , I went to bed early . I heard a crackling noise from the top of my dresser , as if plastic bags were moving . I thought to myself , " I hope there is not a mouse in here . " ( I hate mice ) but then went to sleep . Early the next morning , I was woken by the sound of the evil mouse , amplified by about &NUM times , in my room . Understandably , as I was trying to recover from my cough , and desperately needed rest , I was saddened . Both &NAME and &NAME had very smug looks on their faces that morning . I am pleased to note , however , that the entire evilness of their plan did not bear fruit . The plan originally involved repeatedly waking me during the night , by the use of &NAME 's task manager on his computer . Fortunately for me , his is an incompetent oaf , and I was only woken , when &NAME manually sent it off in the morning . One of the fun things about fencing is that it is sometimes possible to say to your opponent , " I 'm gonna hit you on the head " and then you actually do it . Much more rewarding than not saying anything ! I was telling &NAME about this , and thought that I might worry him , by saying the " plans " I had for him ! I told him that I would enter his room &NUM night , and squirt his face with squirty cream . I even told him the night that this would be done . I would say now , that at this time I had no intention of actually doing such a thing . Later on that evening , I was in &NAME 's room with &NAME , and for some reason or another , I was purifying &NAME . This usually involves pain , but his has grown resistant to that , so " emotional battering " was taking place . This involved chucking his sterilized keys ( no kidding ) out the window into the contaminated world . At this &NAME flipped , and ordered me to " fetch them " . &NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with &NAME 's, and this was the moment at which I started to think about actually getting some justice done . That night , I went to bed with &NAME 's key on my key ring , and mine on his . As &NAME is paranoid about germs entering his room at night , he always locks his door . The key was needed to gain access to his room . My plan was as follows , &CHAR ) wait until it is late ( or early ) &CHAR ) unlock &NAME 's door &CHAR ) place my sabre on the floor , as a sign that I was there , and &CHAR ) take a picture of &NAME asleep to prove it . My plan relied on the following assumptions : &CHAR ) &NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key &CHAR ) &NAME would not spend the night in &NAME 's bed . Unfortunately , neither of these assumptions were met . I know the latter one is shocking , but we need to face up to the truth . My plan went well , and I returned to bed , feeling very much like &NAME , after he cut the hem off of &NAME 's robe when he was sleeping . ( You can read about this in &NUM &NAME ) Unfortunately then next morning , the following revelations were brought to light . &CHAR ) Both &NAME and &NAME had known that I was going to do something that night . This , admittedly , was not surprising , as I had said that myself ! &CHAR ) Both &NAME and &NAME were awake when I took the picture of " &NAME " in his bed . &CHAR ) they had stolen my sabre . &CHAR ) and after my shower , locked me out of my room . evil people . &NAME of the jury , I ask you to bring down fire upon these &NUM sinners heads , and if not that , at least water balloons . Thank you , and &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME of the Jury ... That is quite true . Why are you unwilling to be involved &NAME ? Do n't be scared , be warned . I do not appreciate being called what you called me . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : you are now involved . be scared . be very scared . love ya , &NAME x &NAME wrote : My verdict : Keep me out of it ! but . . . . ... . . ... the fishes were moved to &NAME 's shoes . After a while , ( well over &NUM hours ) )I felt that I must tell &NAME about the fish . It would be unfair to him otherwise . - I agree with that one . Any sane person would . How rank . The same day , I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it 's tail , as a sign to other electronic creatures . - hmmmnn . . ... " Electronic creatures " would take no notice , but pranksters would take it as bait . &NAME move &NAME ! Threats were spoken unto me , particularly by &NAME , but her whimpering henchman , &NAME , ( &NAME , &NAME ! ! I 'll remember that description ! ) also joined in. . . . . . ... who should I see exiting my room , but &NAME . I of course questioned him , accusing him of setting up a " joke " . He told me that he was searching for my Due &NAME &NAME . I persisted in my questioning , but concluded , that he was telling the truth . How wrong I was about him . - &NAME , I am appalled ! ! ! SERIOUSLY ! A joke 's a joke , but DO N'T lie about it . Liars are an abomination . Later on that evening , I was in &NAME 's room with &NAME , and for some reason or another , I was purifying &NAME ( WHAT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ) . This usually involves pain , but his has grown resistant to that , so " emotional battering " was taking place . - you have some really weird rituals in &NAME &NAME Does this explain any of the incredibly violent bumps we 've been hearing ? At this &NAME flipped . - Oh , I 'd have like to have seen that . &NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with &NAME 's. Hmmmn. .. this rather contradicts the claims of &NAME &NAME that " he has played no part in the events described . " However , the fact that &NAME also claims to " bear more than a passing resemblence to a number of well-known personages ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , etc. ) " throws some doubt upon the truthfulness of his claim . My plan relied on the following assumptions : &CHAR ) &NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key &CHAR ) &NAME would not spend the night in &NAME 's bed . - Oh , honestly &NAME ! Unfortunately ... Both &NAME and &NAME had known that I was going to do something that night . . . ... Both &NAME and &NAME were awake when I took the picture of " &NAME " in his bed . . . . ... they had stolen my sabre . . . ... and after my shower , locked me out of my room . - the moral of the story : just DO N'T get involved ! &NAME of the jury , I ask you to bring down fire upon these &NUM sinners heads , and if not that , at least water balloons . - sorry , but no way . I 'm steering clear . You may say that , in this way , your assailants are getting away with it : but they 're not . They are just sinking in the estimation that we hold of them . Goodbye pals , see you later , love &NAME xx ( &NAME - NO-ONE is to get offended by any of my comments ! ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME of the Jury ... &NAME , you 're are a misrepresenting scoundrel ? Grammar , Grammar , Grammar ... &NAME wrote : I AM MOST DISPLEASED . &NAME , you 're are a misrepresenting scoundrel . We do not play practical jokes on people unless they have first done so to us . Therefore be assured that we have some decency buried deep within us . &CHAR ) The anchovies were &NAME 's idea . &NAME , you misrepresented the facts . &CHAR ) &NAME was most certainly involved in the planning of last night 's escapade . His fate is sealed . &CHAR ) &NAME and myself SWAPPED rooms . &NAME , you have a sick and demented mind for insinuating what you did . I did not think it of you . &CHAR ) I object VERY STRONGLY to being described as a " whimpering henchman " . I am not joking . &CHAR ) I object to being called ... insane , a liar , someone of depreciating estimation . ( &NAME ) &CHAR ) I did not &NAME . You have never seen me &NAME , and I am glad of that . &CHAR ) I am getting bored of being physically abused ( &NAME ) . You may be assured that it is only my natural kindness and my tendancy to burst out laughing when you attack me which prevents me from retaliating . &CHAR ) Our jokes are not primitive . This fact shall be engraved in stone before the year is out . &NAME &NAME wrote : Put me out of my misery , shoot me now . Remove me from this list , your &NUM emails nearly put my " unread " in a few days to nearly &NUM ! ! ! And if the joke does n't involve rape alarms , it 's primitive . &NAME I 'm tempted to forward these to the &NAME &CHAR mailing list , but wo n't. &NAME saying it , but like &NAME , no offense , love you all , &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : I am back once more into the swing of life here in &NAME , and as usual , sleep patterns have been interrupted . What follows now is an explanation ... &NAME returned from his holiday with an incredibly annoying electronic mouse , which runs around , and laughs like a teletubby . Understandably , I hated it . &NAME was eating pizza &NUM night , and there were anchovies on it , which she did not like , understandably . As &NAME was not there , &NAME and &NAME came up with the idea that the only right thing to do would be to put the small fishes into &NAME 's clothes . Which they did . After much protestation on my part , and also of &NAME , the fishes were moved to &NAME 's shoes . After a while , ( well over &NUM hours ) I felt that I must tell &NAME about the fish . It would be unfair to him otherwise . The same day , I pinned the rodent onto the notice board by it 's tail , as a sign to other electronic creatures . That evening , I returned from a hard day at the department to find the rat , and a piece of paper inside my room . The paper was a note , from that detestable rodent ( &NAME ) informing me that if I continued to harm animals , something bad would happen to me . The only viable solution to this was to shoot the messenger , but as I do not own a gun , I was satisfied to unscrew the plastic back of the mouse . No wires were cut , as this was only another warning . Someone else ( &NAME , &NAME probably ) succeeded in damaging the internal organs of the beast . What a shame . It also came out that evening , that I had informed &NAME as to the fish . Threats were spoken unto me , particularly by &NAME , but her whimpering henchman , &NAME , also joined in. &NUM was left quaking in my brown shoes . Later that week , I went to go fencing , but returned early due to the fact that it was canceled . I entered the flat , and who should I see exiting my room , but &NAME . I of course questioned him , accusing him of setting up a " joke " . He told me that he was searching for my Due &NAME &NAME . I persisted in my questioning , but concluded , that he was telling the truth . How wrong I was about him . That evening , feeling very ill , I went to bed early . I heard a crackling noise from the top of my dresser , as if plastic bags were moving . I thought to myself , " I hope there is not a mouse in here . " ( I hate mice ) but then went to sleep . Early the next morning , I was woken by the sound of the evil mouse , amplified by about &NUM times , in my room . Understandably , as I was trying to recover from my cough , and desperately needed rest , I was saddened . Both &NAME and &NAME had very smug looks on their faces that morning . I am pleased to note , however , that the entire evilness of their plan did not bear fruit . The plan originally involved repeatedly waking me during the night , by the use of &NAME 's task manager on his computer . Fortunately for me , his is an incompetent oaf , and I was only woken , when &NAME manually sent it off in the morning . One of the fun things about fencing is that it is sometimes possible to say to your opponent , " I 'm gonna hit you on the head " and then you actually do it . Much more rewarding than not saying anything ! I was telling &NAME about this , and thought that I might worry him , by saying the " plans " I had for him ! I told him that I would enter his room &NUM night , and squirt his face with squirty cream . I even told him the night that this would be done . I would say now , that at this time I had no intention of actually doing such a thing . Later on that evening , I was in &NAME 's room with &NAME , and for some reason or another , I was purifying &NAME . This usually involves pain , but his has grown resistant to that , so " emotional battering " was taking place . This involved chucking his sterilized keys ( no kidding ) out the window into the contaminated world . At this &NAME flipped , and ordered me to " fetch them " . &NAME at this time signaled for me to change my key with &NAME 's, and this was the moment at which I started to think about actually getting some justice done . That night , I went to bed with &NAME 's key on my key ring , and mine on his . As &NAME is paranoid about germs entering his room at night , he always locks his door . The key was needed to gain access to his room . My plan was as follows , &CHAR ) wait until it is late ( or early ) &CHAR ) unlock &NAME 's door &CHAR ) place my sabre on the floor , as a sign that I was there , and &CHAR ) take a picture of &NAME asleep to prove it . My plan relied on the following assumptions : &CHAR ) &NAME would not know the number inscribed on his key &CHAR ) &NAME would not spend the night in &NAME 's bed . Unfortunately , neither of these assumptions were met . I know the latter one is shocking , but we need to face up to the truth . My plan went well , and I returned to bed , feeling very much like &NAME , after he cut the hem off of &NAME 's robe when he was sleeping . ( You can read about this in &NUM &NAME ) Unfortunately then next morning , the following revelations were brought to light . &CHAR ) Both &NAME and &NAME had known that I was going to do something that night . This , admittedly , was not surprising , as I had said that myself ! &CHAR ) Both &NAME and &NAME were awake when I took the picture of " &NAME " in his bed . &CHAR ) they had stolen my sabre . &CHAR ) and after my shower , locked me out of my room . evil people . &NAME of the jury , I ask you to bring down fire upon these &NUM sinners heads , and if not that , at least water balloons . Thank you , and &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME of the Jury ... I sent your musings to my brother , ( he gets bored at home without me bless him ) and this is his reply : &NAME says : You are all so childish . Shame on you ! ! Escape the wrath of &NAME by purifying youselfs with a bracing swim in the river ! ! SHAME ! ! ! ! ! and again , SHAME ! ! ! ! ! SHAME ON YOU ALL ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Guys , With respect to &NAME 's &NAME forward , go to this site and read the information there : ( This is important ) &WEBSITE This site is AMAZING : &WEBSITE Please never forward things around the place without checking them against this first . Thanks a lot , it 's bound to save us time and effort . &NAME &NAME &NAME , I hope you do n't mind me emailing everyone this ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Subject : &NAME : &NAME &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM From : " &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : " &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) , " &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) , " &NAME &NAME at uni " ( &EMAIL ) , " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) , " &NAME R &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) , " &NAME wilkes " ( &EMAIL ) , 'Davina &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) , 'dannii &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) , " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) , " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) Subject : &NAME If you decide not to forward this , please send it to &EMAIL ( mailto : &EMAIL ) . This is an actual petition , and 'signatures " will be lost if you drop the line . I do n't know if this is going to help but take &NUM minutes out of your life to do your part . &NAME , the government of &NAME , is waging a war upon women . Since the &NAME took power in &NUM , women have had to wear burqua and have been beaten and stoned in public for not having the proper attire , even if this means simply not having the mesh covering in front of their eyes . &NUM woman was beaten to death by an angry mob of fundamentalists for accidentally exposing her arm ( ! ) while she was driving . Another was stoned to death for trying to leave the country with a man that was not a relative . Women are not allowed to work or even go out in public without a male relative;professional women such as professors , translators , doctors , lawyers , artists and writers have been forced from their jobs and stuffed into their homes . Homes where a woman is present must have their windows painted so that she can never be seen by outsiders . They must wear silent shoes so that they are never heard . Women live in fear of their lives for the slightest misbehaviour . Because they cannot work , those without male relatives or husbands are either starving to death or begging on the street , even if they hold Ph. &NAME &NAME is becoming so widespread that it has reached emergency levels . There is no way in such an extreme Islamic society to know the suicide rate with certainty , but relief workers are estimating that the suicide rate among women must be extraordinarily high : those who cannot find proper medication and treatment for severe depression and would rather take their lives than live in such conditions . 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The rapidity of this transition is the main reason for the depression and suicide ; women who were once educators or doctors or simply used to basic human freedoms are now severely restricted and treated as subhuman in the name of right-wing fundamentalist Islam . It is not their tradition or " culture , " but it is alien to them , and it is extreme even for those cultures where fundamentalism is the rule . Everyone has a right to a tolerable human existence , even if they are women in a Muslim country . If we can threaten military force in &NAME in the name of human rights for the sake of ethnic &NAME , citizens of the world can certainly express peaceful outrage at the oppression , murder and injustice committed against women by the &NAME . STATEMENT : In signing this , we agree that the current treatment of women in &NAME is completely UNACCEPTABLE and deserves action by &ORG and that the current situation overseas will not be tolerated . 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If you receive this list with more than &NUM names on it , please e-mail a copy of it to : &EMAIL ( mailto : &EMAIL Even if you decide not to sign , please be considerate and do not kill the petition . Thank you ! &NAME , Did you ever get round to checking the GRAMMAR mistake you made ? If not , it 's below ! Why ? Well probably because I knew I was right and wanted some recognition , sorry my selfish side obviously . All the best , until I see you around , &NAME " I AM MOST DISPLEASED . &NAME , you 're are a misrepresenting scoundrel . We do not play practical jokes on people unless they have first done so to us . Therefore be assured that we have some decency buried deep within us . " SUBJECT: Our dearly beloved language Dear &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , I found this mildly amusing . Perhaps you will too ... Let 's face it English is a stupid language . There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple . English muffins were not invented in &NAME French fries were not invented in &NAME . We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that &NAME takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from &NAME nor is it a pig . If writers write , how come fingers do n't fing . If the plural of tooth is teeth Should n't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth If the teacher taught , Why did n't the preacher praught . If a vegetarian eats vegetables What the heck does a humanitarian eat ! ? Why do people recite at a play Yet play at a recital ? Park on driveways and Drive on parkways You have to marvel at the unique lunacy Of a language where a house can burn up as It burns down And in which you fill in a form By filling it out And a bell is only heard once it goes ! &NAME was invented by people , not computers And it reflects the creativity of the human race ( Which of course is n't a race at all ) That is why When the stars are out they are visible But when the lights are out they are invisible And why it is that when I wind up my watch It starts But when I wind up this observation , It ends . SUBJECT: Evolution and Creation Dear boys , At the risk of seriously annoying some people , I will only say this : I stand by all that I have said on this subject previously . I agree with the majority of what &NAME &NAME says . I am not blind to what science says . I just know that science is flawed and should not be trusted over and above our &NAME . I love you guys . I look forward to tea in your humble abode . I am bored with revision . The sun is shining as brightly as it did in &NAME . &NAME &NAME 's college library is creaky . So is this computer room . &NAME &NUM is a very steep lecture theatre . I 'd better go and stop saying random things . See you all later , &NAME PS - I am a Scandalous &NAME &NAME . &NAME - do you think I am predictable ? &NAME - do you think that I 've gone mad ? &NAME - it must be the sun ! &NAME ta ! SUBJECT: Re : &CHAR + &CHAR So , this is what it comes to . You are convinced , from your studies , that the earth is many millions ( possibly billions ) of years old . I do not have a problem with that , although I 'm no more convinced that it 's billions of years old than that it 's thousands of years old ( for reasons you can see below , if you read on ) . I do n't even think it 's that important , since we know so little about it anyway and its based on completely unkown assumptions - and what relevance does that period have to our life ? ? You are coming at science from a materialist point-of-view . If you come from a philosophical ( even modern ) view you would see that it is all speculation anyway . Have a look at &NAME 's problem of scientific induction for some extra reading on the issue . In terms of your comment about &NAME speaking to us through the rocks , I think you 're on slightly dodgy ground . The only thing you can tell from the rocks is that there was some HUGE time period involved . This does not tell us what &NAME 's plan for this period was , and what He was doing . That surprises me . Sir &NAME &NAME ( a strong Chrisitian and the father of modern physics ) put forward the hypothesis that his classical model of physics could explain the behaviour of the universe as we know it . In fact it cannot - but this was n't known until quantum theory was postulated . Does this mean that &NAME 's theory is invalid - no , but that in some major ways it had to be revised due to new findings . The same might well be true of your dating methods - in fact this is what science is all about . Do n't come at it from the view that you already know everything . In what way am I ignoring science ? I think that is a ridiculous and unfounded statement . If you 've got some convincing evidence for &NAME Evolution that outweighs the evidence against it then I 'm all ears , but I do n't see you coming up with any ! In terms of the age of the earth , I have not said either way , so how can that be an issue ? Flood geology ? You are asking me to argue against you in your own specialist subject field , so you cannot expect a full-blooded argument , just as I would not expect you to come up with an argument for the benefit of interface-modelling in &NAME ! But , if I believe that the &NAME is the inspired Word of &NAME , then I can see no reason to doubt that the flood was what is says it was . Look at this : &NUM &NAME &NUM ... [ &NUM ] First of all you must understand this , that scoffers will come in the last days with scoffing , following their own passions [ &NUM ] and saying , " Where is the promise of his coming ? For ever since the fathers fell asleep , all things have continued as they were from the beginning of creation . " [ &NUM ] They deliberately ignore this fact , that by the word of &NAME heavens existed long ago , and an earth formed out of water and by means of water , [ &NUM ] through which the world that then existed was deluged with water and perished . " all things have continued as they were from the beginning of creation . " - this is surely the theory of uniformitarianism ! The passage above is talking about people who say that there was no flood - that the world is as we know it now ( the present is the key to the past ) . This is not what the &NAME teaches . The &NAME teaches that " the world that then existed was deluged with water and PERISHED . " This is an argument against the assumptions that you base dating methods on . We CANNOT judge the past from the present because the world that existed before the flood ( if the flood happened then it happened within recorded history ) is NOT THE SAME as the world that now exists . This passage is from the New Testament - it is most certainly NOT metaphorical ! C ya " &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : &NAME wrote : &NAME & friends , Interesting email . I do not think it is as clear-cut as your friend would have us think . Just because science suggests something at this stage in history does n't mean that subsequent discoveries will not mean that our current hypotheses ( for after all , this is all we have ) must be radically changed / revised . However , at this time , science indicates with overwhelming evidence that what I say is true . Having said that , it is obviously important not to ignore what science is telling us today , Then why do you ? ( ouch ) and since you obviously want to talk about 'scientific " issues , here is where I stand , for your perusal : Age of the earth : I will make no statement on how old I think the earth is - I have no idea . If it is billions of years old , this does not affect my faith or my 'scientific " beliefs , but I do wonder what was happening during that vast length of time , If you have an evening , I 'll take you through the geological history of , say the British Isles , and together , we can watch it change lattitde , climate , go below sea level , be part of mountain chains ( about &NUM , if I remember correctly ) and other fun things too . and also why &NAME has told us nothing about it . He has given us the rocks , which speak for themselves . &NAME , lineations , minerals which form at specific temperatures and pressures , fold , river channels , lag deposits , fossil beds , asteroid dust deposits ... If it is a number of thousands of years old then it does not surprise me . It would seriously surprise me . I do not have a problem at all with &NAME having 'deceived " us or something ( as your friend suggests ) . Just because I cannot understand something in light of what I see around me ( science ) does not mean that the thing cannot be true and I must be right . &NAME , I do n't quite understand that sentance . Re &NAME , I do n't know enough to discuss it knowledgeably . Any other issues - let me know . What do you think of flood geology ? &NAME &NUM important point . Shall we keep this to e-mails ? I do n't want it to dominate our down time , when we are meant to be relaxing after hard days of revision . Also , If we ever get to far , and you start hating me , tell me to stop talking about this . it is n't worth it , as it ai n't a salvation issue . &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Guys , I hummed and hawed about sending this on to you , as I 've only just cooled down from the weekend , and I do n't want to get het up about it again , but I sent an e-mail to &NAME &NAME , a geologist in &NAME , who is in my home group , and whom I hold in the highest respect re our favorite topic . For the sake of both sides , read what he says . You do n't have to , and I do n't want this to divide our friendship , guys , but I thought that I would keep screaming in my head if something was n't said . Love you all loads , and thanks for the great day yesterday . &NAME Hi &NAME , Thanks for the emails - you obviously had a great time away ! As to the Creation / &NAME Earth business . Do n't get too upset about it . I think people are doing a great deal of harm , but they are usually willing to say &NAME is white when pressed . Saying that radiometric dating is unreliable is as silly as saying radio waves are unreliable ( when you change to channel &NUM , you usually get something with pictures and sound , unless there is a freak weather situation ) . Likewise dating . When several different decay schemes are used on the same rock , each with its own different half life , and give the same age ( concordance ) the method ca n't be said to be false . The half lives of some decay schemes are among the most precisely measured constants in physics - e.g. the &NAME clock which now replaces our world 's measurement of time . &NAME can go wrong - things such as weathering , or reheating rocks above their &NAME temperature ( which resets their clocks ) can occur - but they are the analog of the freak weather conditions in the TV example - understandable situations which can usually be checked . I also do n't believe our &NAME plays silly games with us . He would not give us the gift of scientific enquiry only to turn round and say - &NAME ha ! I only put those old-looking fossils there to fool you . I think a lot of the problems people with a young Earth viewpoint have stem with a fear that &NUM day science may pull the carpet of faith from under them . But if &NAME has made everything , science will never undermine what He 's done or prove He did n't do it ! Below I have lifted out bits of articles from the Christians in Science website . It is well worth looking at some of the material there , and following links to other articles and books . &NAME the term goes well ( and exams are not too harsh ) &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &CHAR + &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME & friends , Interesting email . I do not think it is as clear-cut as your friend would have us think . Just because science suggests something at this stage in history does n't mean that subsequent discoveries will not mean that our current hypotheses ( for after all , this is all we have ) must be radically changed / revised . However , at this time , science indicates with overwhelming evidence that what I say is true . Having said that , it is obviously important not to ignore what science is telling us today , Then why do you ? ( ouch ) and since you obviously want to talk about 'scientific " issues , here is where I stand , for your perusal : Age of the earth : I will make no statement on how old I think the earth is - I have no idea . If it is billions of years old , this does not affect my faith or my 'scientific " beliefs , but I do wonder what was happening during that vast length of time , If you have an evening , I 'll take you through the geological history of , say the British Isles , and together , we can watch it change lattitde , climate , go below sea level , be part of mountain chains ( about &NUM , if I remember correctly ) and other fun things too . and also why &NAME has told us nothing about it . He has given us the rocks , which speak for themselves . &NAME , lineations , minerals which form at specific temperatures and pressures , fold , river channels , lag deposits , fossil beds , asteroid dust deposits ... If it is a number of thousands of years old then it does not surprise me . It would seriously surprise me . I do not have a problem at all with &NAME having 'deceived " us or something ( as your friend suggests ) . Just because I cannot understand something in light of what I see around me ( science ) does not mean that the thing cannot be true and I must be right . &NAME , I do n't quite understand that sentance . Re &NAME , I do n't know enough to discuss it knowledgeably . Any other issues - let me know . What do you think of flood geology ? &NAME &NUM important point . Shall we keep this to e-mails ? I do n't want it to dominate our down time , when we are meant to be relaxing after hard days of revision . Also , If we ever get to far , and you start hating me , tell me to stop talking about this . it is n't worth it , as it ai n't a salvation issue . &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Guys , I hummed and hawed about sending this on to you , as I 've only just cooled down from the weekend , and I do n't want to get het up about it again , but I sent an e-mail to &NAME &NAME , a geologist in &NAME , who is in my home group , and whom I hold in the highest respect re our favorite topic . For the sake of both sides , read what he says . You do n't have to , and I do n't want this to divide our friendship , guys , but I thought that I would keep screaming in my head if something was n't said . Love you all loads , and thanks for the great day yesterday . &NAME Hi &NAME , Thanks for the emails - you obviously had a great time away ! As to the Creation / &NAME Earth business . Do n't get too upset about it . I think people are doing a great deal of harm , but they are usually willing to say &NAME is white when pressed . Saying that radiometric dating is unreliable is as silly as saying radio waves are unreliable ( when you change to channel &NUM , you usually get something with pictures and sound , unless there is a freak weather situation ) . Likewise dating . When several different decay schemes are used on the same rock , each with its own different half life , and give the same age ( concordance ) the method ca n't be said to be false . The half lives of some decay schemes are among the most precisely measured constants in physics - e.g. the &NAME clock which now replaces our world 's measurement of time . &NAME can go wrong - things such as weathering , or reheating rocks above their &NAME temperature ( which resets their clocks ) can occur - but they are the analog of the freak weather conditions in the TV example - understandable situations which can usually be checked . I also do n't believe our &NAME plays silly games with us . He would not give us the gift of scientific enquiry only to turn round and say - &NAME ha ! I only put those old-looking fossils there to fool you . I think a lot of the problems people with a young Earth viewpoint have stem with a fear that &NUM day science may pull the carpet of faith from under them . But if &NAME has made everything , science will never undermine what He 's done or prove He did n't do it ! Below I have lifted out bits of articles from the Christians in Science website . It is well worth looking at some of the material there , and following links to other articles and books . &NAME the term goes well ( and exams are not too harsh ) &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME SIPPING VODKA A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak . After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done . The monsignor replied , " When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit , I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass . If I start to get nervous , I take a sip . " So the next Sunday he took the monsignor 's advice . At the beginning of the sermon , he got nervous and took a drink . He proceeded to talk up a storm . Upon his return to his office after mass , he found the following note on the door : &NUM Sip the Vodka , do n't gulp . &NUM There are &NUM commandments , not &NUM . &NUM There are &NUM disciples , not &NUM . &NUM &NAME was consecrated , not constipated . &NUM &NAME wagered his donkey , he did not bet his ass . &NUM We do not refer to &NAME &NAME as the late J.C. &NUM The Father , &NAME , and &NAME Ghost are not referred to as Daddy , Junior and the Spook . &NUM &NAME slew &NAME , he did not kick the shit out of him . &NUM When &NAME was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey do n't say he was stoned off his ass . &NUM We do not refer to the cross as the " &NAME &NAME " &NUM When &NAME broke the bread at the Last Supper he said,' Take this and eat it for it is my body . " He did not say " Eat me . " &NUM The Virgin &NAME is not called &NAME with the &NAME , " &NUM The recommended grace before a meal is not : Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub , &NAME &NAME . &NUM Next Sunday there will be a &NAME pulling contest at &NAME &NAME 's, not a &NAME pulling contest at &NAME &NAME 's. SUBJECT: &NAME And help me to remember , when I 'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up , it takes &NUM muscles to frown , &NUM to smile , and only &NUM to reach across and smack them in the mouth . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME 's Birthday I would like to come . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Hello , Friends of &NAME , and &NAME . &NAME will soon be reaching the illustrious age of &NUM ( on the 26th of November , for those of you reaching for your diaries ) , and it has been suggested that we celebrate this by going out for a meal . Realistically but unfortunately , the only evening possible that is even vaguely near &NAME 's actual birthday , is the Monday itself . This is a problem for all die-hard &NAME fans , and those on the Ballroom Dancing &NAME . However , if we go to &NAME 's for &NAME &NAME ( it 's just a name , &NAME , I 'm not promising any drastic mood enlightenments ) , we could book for &NUM 30ish which would leave plenty of time for those wanting to get back for &NAME . The rest of us ( or possibly just me and &NAME , if people do n't want to miss the &NAME I double act ) could then go on to elsewhere ( to be decided later ) . If everyone could let me know asap , as I can then either book the meal or have a mad think about another date , that would be great . If I have n't heard from you by next Tuesday , I 'll assume you 're not coming . Unlike most other birthday invitations , this one will not be containing the usual " if I 've forgotton anyone , please forward this email to them " . &NAME does n't really like many people ( &NAME 's only invited on sufferance ) . Thanks for reading this , for hopefully replying and for being special enough people for &NAME to want to invite you ! Love , &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME 's Birthday excuse me . I am invited because &NAME thinks I am a wonderful human being . just wanted to clarify that . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Hello , Friends of &NAME , and &NAME . &NAME will soon be reaching the illustrious age of &NUM ( on the 26th of November , for those of you reaching for your diaries ) , and it has been suggested that we celebrate this by going out for a meal . Realistically but unfortunately , the only evening possible that is even vaguely near &NAME 's actual birthday , is the Monday itself . This is a problem for all die-hard &NAME fans , and those on the Ballroom &NAME &NAME . However , if we go to &NAME 's for &NAME &NAME ( it 's just a name , &NAME , I 'm not promising any drastic mood enlightenments ) , we could book for &NUM 30ish which would leave plenty of time for those wanting to get back for &NAME . The rest of us ( or possibly just me and &NAME , if people do n't want to miss the &NAME I double act ) could then go on to elsewhere ( to be decided later ) . If everyone could let me know asap , as I can then either book the meal or have a mad think about another date , that would be great . If I have n't heard from you by next Tuesday , I 'll assume you 're not coming . Unlike most other birthday invitations , this one will not be containing the usual " if I 've forgotton anyone , please forward this email to them " . &NAME does n't really like many people ( &NAME 's only invited on sufferance ) . Thanks for reading this , for hopefully replying and for being special enough people for &NAME to want to invite you ! Love , &NAME . SUBJECT: &NAME 's Birthday Hello , Friends of &NAME , and &NAME . &NAME will soon be reaching the illustrious age of &NUM ( on the 26th of November , for those of you reaching for your diaries ) , and it has been suggested that we celebrate this by going out for a meal . Realistically but unfortunately , the only evening possible that is even vaguely near &NAME 's actual birthday , is the Monday itself . This is a problem for all die-hard &NAME fans , and those on the Ballroom &NAME &NAME . However , if we go to &NAME 's for &NAME &NAME ( it 's just a name , &NAME , I 'm not promising any drastic mood enlightenments ) , we could book for &NUM 30ish which would leave plenty of time for those wanting to get back for &NAME . The rest of us ( or possibly just me and &NAME , if people do n't want to miss the &NAME I double act ) could then go on to elsewhere ( to be decided later ) . If everyone could let me know asap , as I can then either book the meal or have a mad think about another date , that would be great . If I have n't heard from you by next Tuesday , I 'll assume you 're not coming . Unlike most other birthday invitations , this one will not be containing the usual " if I 've forgotton anyone , please forward this email to them " . &NAME does n't really like many people ( &NAME 's only invited on sufferance ) . Thanks for reading this , for hopefully replying and for being special enough people for &NAME to want to invite you ! Love , &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : Payment for meal last Friday No. you still pay , but if you intimidate anyone else into paying , you may keep the money they give you . &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME " wrote : As a body guard , does that mean I do n't have to pay ? &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Payment for meal last Friday please find cheque on your door , Sx &NAME wrote : Dear all , Thank you for coming last Friday evening . I hope you all had an enjoyable time . The total cost of the meal was £ &NUM , and that is to be divided between &NUM . Therefore everyone oews me £ &NUM . Cheques should be made payable to &CHAR &CHAR &NAME . I do not take switch as yet ; unfortunately . &NAME is also perfectly acceptable . Do not feel required to settle this account until the end of the summer term , when I shall come knocking on your door with &NUM large bodyguards ( &NAME and &NAME ) . Anyway , I think that 's all . &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : Payment for meal last Friday As a body guard , does that mean I do n't have to pay ? &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Meal Yes I would love to come . You need to tell everyone that the dress code is still 'make an effort " ( even if only vaguely ) Please can we have nice food . I was going to suggest something but I think I have lost the ability to think of nice things to eat , that I would choose to eat . &NAME Dear past residents of &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &CHAR and select others , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME would like to arrange a meal , provisionally for this Friday at 7pm in &NAME Vac kitchen . &NAME and &NAME will cook a delightful feast and the charge will be split between us sometime . Hope you can come , please let us know either way - before Friday lunchtime ( but sooner would be nice ) . Thank you very much . SUBJECT: Re : Meal Probably not , that 's all I can say ( they might be listening , the voices and all ... ) I &NAME wrote : Dear past residents of &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &CHAR and select others , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME would like to arrange a meal , provisionally for this Friday at 7pm in &NAME Vac kitchen . &NAME and &NAME will cook a delightful feast and the charge will be split between us sometime . Hope you can come , please let us know either way - before Friday lunchtime ( but sooner would be nice ) . Thank you very much . SUBJECT: Re : Meal yes , I 'm coming . And thanks for the ( very random ) " poem " on my door last night . See you later . &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear past residents of &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &CHAR and select others , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME would like to arrange a meal , provisionally for this Friday at 7pm in &NAME Vac kitchen . &NAME and &NAME will cook a delightful feast and the charge will be split between us sometime . Hope you can come , please let us know either way - before Friday lunchtime ( but sooner would be nice ) . Thank you very much . SUBJECT: Re : Meal &NAME , I thought we were going out for a meal ? huh ? &NAME wrote : Dear past residents of &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &CHAR and select others , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME would like to arrange a meal , provisionally for this Friday at 7pm in &NAME Vac kitchen . &NAME and &NAME will cook a delightful feast and the charge will be split between us sometime . Hope you can come , please let us know either way - before Friday lunchtime ( but sooner would be nice ) . Thank you very much . SUBJECT: Meal - Additional Information Dear all , If you are coming to the meal tomorrow evening then &NAME has asked me to tell you that the dress code is 'make an effort " . I am also advised that we are going to have " nice food " . Hope you can come . SUBJECT: Payment for meal last Friday Dear all , Thank you for coming last Friday evening . I hope you all had an enjoyable time . The total cost of the meal was £ &NUM , and that is to be divided between &NUM . Therefore everyone oews me £ &NUM . Cheques should be made payable to &CHAR &CHAR &NAME . I do not take switch as yet ; unfortunately . &NAME is also perfectly acceptable . Do not feel required to settle this account until the end of the summer term , when I shall come knocking on your door with &NUM large bodyguards ( &NAME and &NAME ) . Anyway , I think that 's all . &NAME SUBJECT: Meal Dear past residents of &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &CHAR and select others , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME would like to arrange a meal , provisionally for this Friday at 7pm in &NAME Vac kitchen . &NAME and &NAME will cook a delightful feast and the charge will be split between us sometime . Hope you can come , please let us know either way - before Friday lunchtime ( but sooner would be nice ) . Thank you very much . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME 's Birthday Cough . &NAME wrote : excuse me . I am invited because &NAME thinks I am a wonderful human being . just wanted to clarify that . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Hello , Friends of &NAME , and &NAME . &NAME will soon be reaching the illustrious age of &NUM ( on the 26th of November , for those of you reaching for your diaries ) , and it has been suggested that we celebrate this by going out for a meal . Realistically but unfortunately , the only evening possible that is even vaguely near &NAME 's actual birthday , is the Monday itself . This is a problem for all die-hard &NAME fans , and those on the Ballroom &NAME &NAME . However , if we go to &NAME 's for &NAME &NAME ( it 's just a name , &NAME , I 'm not promising any drastic mood enlightenments ) , we could book for &NUM 30ish which would leave plenty of time for those wanting to get back for &NAME . The rest of us ( or possibly just me and &NAME , if people do n't want to miss the &NAME I double act ) could then go on to elsewhere ( to be decided later ) . If everyone could let me know asap , as I can then either book the meal or have a mad think about another date , that would be great . If I have n't heard from you by next Tuesday , I 'll assume you 're not coming . Unlike most other birthday invitations , this one will not be containing the usual " if I 've forgotton anyone , please forward this email to them " . &NAME does n't really like many people ( &NAME 's only invited on sufferance ) . Thanks for reading this , for hopefully replying and for being special enough people for &NAME to want to invite you ! Love , &NAME . SUBJECT: Friday &NAME Friends , 7pm , &NAME 's Reception this Friday ( 26th ) , meet me for dinner . It 's my 21st on the Thursday and I would like to celebrate it with YOU ! ( Going home Thursday morning , back Friday ) So , what I need you to do is email me and say YES you 'll be there , or NO you wo n't. Need to know numbers etc. Thanks then &NAME , &NAME &NAME I 'll be wearing a tie . &NAME If anyone else wants to come , but they 're not on the list , they 're welcome to . SUBJECT: Re : Friday &NAME OK , well I just heard the Cathedral bells chime and &NAME 's your uncle , I 'm &NUM . To clarify the plans : &NAME , &NAME 's, Friday evening , it would be cool if men could wear shirts and ties and women to dress smart casual ( to quote a friend of mine , look " fine , damn fine " ) . I 've booked the Indian restaurant on Claypath . I 'm looking forward to it , hope you are too , &NAME &NAME wrote : Friends , 7pm , &NAME 's Reception this Friday ( 26th ) , meet me for dinner . It 's my 21st on the Thursday and I would like to celebrate it with YOU ! ( Going home Thursday morning , back Friday ) So , what I need you to do is email me and say YES you 'll be there , or NO you wo n't. Need to know numbers etc. Thanks then &NAME , &NAME &NAME I 'll be wearing a tie . &NAME If anyone else wants to come , but they 're not on the list , they 're welcome to . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME 's Birthday &NAME . ... &NAME wrote : excuse me . I am invited because &NAME thinks I am a wonderful human being . just wanted to clarify that . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Hello , Friends of &NAME , and &NAME . &NAME will soon be reaching the illustrious age of &NUM ( on the 26th of November , for those of you reaching for your diaries ) , and it has been suggested that we celebrate this by going out for a meal . Realistically but unfortunately , the only evening possible that is even vaguely near &NAME 's actual birthday , is the Monday itself . This is a problem for all die-hard &NAME fans , and those on the Ballroom &NAME &NAME . However , if we go to &NAME 's for &NAME &NAME ( it 's just a name , &NAME , I 'm not promising any drastic mood enlightenments ) , we could book for &NUM 30ish which would leave plenty of time for those wanting to get back for &NAME . The rest of us ( or possibly just me and &NAME , if people do n't want to miss the &NAME I double act ) could then go on to elsewhere ( to be decided later ) . If everyone could let me know asap , as I can then either book the meal or have a mad think about another date , that would be great . If I have n't heard from you by next Tuesday , I 'll assume you 're not coming . Unlike most other birthday invitations , this one will not be containing the usual " if I 've forgotton anyone , please forward this email to them " . &NAME does n't really like many people ( &NAME 's only invited on sufferance ) . Thanks for reading this , for hopefully replying and for being special enough people for &NAME to want to invite you ! Love , &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) hello . &NAME 's birthday . please be at sorrento 's on mon for &NUM , then we can order during happy hour . there will be bowling afterwards for those who want it . umm , have paid the deposit , you all owe me £ &NUM , please can you bring it on the night ? thanks . love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) If anyone wants to come and see &NAME then let me know but I completely understand if you do n't want to . It 's not only &NUM pounds but also quite intense theatre ... not exactly a laugh a minute , but if you want to then just mail me , love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : hello . &NAME 's birthday . please be at sorrento 's on mon for &NUM , then we can order during happy hour . there will be bowling afterwards for those who want it . umm , have paid the deposit , you all owe me £ &NUM , please can you bring it on the night ? thanks . love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Hi &NAME , I would like to go ( as long as someone else is going too ) . &NAME &NAME wrote : If anyone wants to come and see &NAME then let me know but I completely understand if you do n't want to . It 's not only &NUM pounds but also quite intense theatre ... not exactly a laugh a minute , but if you want to then just mail me , love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : hello . &NAME 's birthday . please be at sorrento 's on mon for &NUM , then we can order during happy hour . there will be bowling afterwards for those who want it . umm , have paid the deposit , you all owe me £ &NUM , please can you bring it on the night ? thanks . love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) I thnk that benand &NAME and &NAME &NAME are wanting to go on Friday love &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , I would like to go ( as long as someone else is going too ) . &NAME &NAME wrote : If anyone wants to come and see &NAME then let me know but I completely understand if you do n't want to . It 's not only &NUM pounds but also quite intense theatre ... not exactly a laugh a minute , but if you want to then just mail me , love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : hello . &NAME 's birthday . please be at sorrento 's on mon for &NUM , then we can order during happy hour . there will be bowling afterwards for those who want it . umm , have paid the deposit , you all owe me £ &NUM , please can you bring it on the night ? thanks . love &NAME x SUBJECT: &NAME Anyone fancy going bowling some time shortly ? I 've not been this term and would fancy it before leaving for Christmas . Might be nice . If enough people say yes then feel free to mention this to anyone who would be interested . If this looks like never getting off the ground then do n't connect me with it in any way - I hate being involved with failures . " Everyone who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a spirit is manifest in the laws of the universe -- a spirit vastly superior to that of man , and one in the face of which we with our modest powers must feel humble . " &NAME &NAME " &NAME is dead " - &NAME . " &NAME is dead " - &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME im definately up for a bit of &NAME ... I 'll lose but that should encourage everyone else to come too as you 'll all look really good at it compared to me ! Any particular day / time ? ? &NAME &NAME Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Anyone fancy going bowling some time shortly ? I 've not been this term and would fancy it before leaving for Christmas . Might be nice . If enough people say yes then feel free to mention this to anyone who would be interested . If this looks like never getting off the ground then do n't connect me with it in any way - I hate being involved with failures . " Everyone who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a spirit is manifest in the laws of the universe -- a spirit vastly superior to that of man , and one in the face of which we with our modest powers must feel humble . " &NAME &NAME " &NAME is dead " - &NAME . " &NAME is dead " - &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : im definately up for a bit of &NAME ... I 'll lose but that should encourage everyone else to come too as you 'll all look really good at it compared to me ! Any particular day / time ? ? There 's good news and there 's bad news . &NUM ) I 'm not overly good at organizing things . But I shall still suggest Saturday Evening . I may have to phone a few of you check all is well . Those of you who have numbers , that is . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME ca n't come on Saturday evening , but hope you have a nice time , love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : im definately up for a bit of &NAME ... I 'll lose but that should encourage everyone else to come too as you 'll all look really good at it compared to me ! Any particular day / time ? ? There 's good news and there 's bad news . &NUM ) I 'm not overly good at organizing things . But I shall still suggest Saturday Evening . I may have to phone a few of you check all is well . Those of you who have numbers , that is . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME This is silly . Just remembered I have to throw a meal for my family . Then it 's &NAME . Monday afternoon ? I dunno . SUBJECT: Chicken ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? Kiev3F ! 3F ! ? Dear all , &NAME New Year . As most of you know I am no longer in hospital ! ! ! For this reason I am very happy . I have been home since last Sunday afternoon and it is wonderful . I 'd like to thank you all for your prayers and support over the past few weeks . Hospital was not fun ; but it could have been much worse and it was definitely bearable . I am now entering a period of &NUM weeks convalescence ( is n't my life well-planned ? ) before hopefully returning to &NAME . I am still in some pain and am feeling rather weak , but every morning I feel a little stronger . It is kind of like in the " &NAME " books on the star 's island ( well , I 'm hoping at least some of you will recall ) - very cool and most unusual . I was sorry not to have been able to see a lot of you at &NAME 's a few days ago but have been reliably informed by &NAME that it was an occasion enjoyed by all concerned . Yesterday we celebrated Christmas in my house - a little late , but never mind . I 'm going to get my last lot of stitches out in a few hours time - excellent . It is still quite snowy here and looks lovely . Well , I hope you all have good start to your next term - in &NAME or wherever . &NAME bless , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : A joke That 's undoubtedly the best joke I 've ever heard . Well done &NAME . &NAME Thought you folk might appreciate a gag like this . T' was forwarded to me ... &CHAR : How many ears has Captain &NAME got ? &CHAR : A left ear , a right ear and . . . . ... a final frontier ! ho ho ho ... SUBJECT: A joke Thought you folk might appreciate a gag like this . T' was forwarded to me ... &CHAR : How many ears has Captain &NAME got ? &CHAR : A left ear , a right ear and . . . . ... a final frontier ! ho ho ho ... SUBJECT: Meal Dear people , &NAME has had a very good idea . She suggests we go for a meal ( happy hour ) on Wednesday - meeting in reception at approximately 6pm . Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email . Thank you very much . &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) Just wondering ... but why &NAME and &NAME ? Seems a little weird . But hey . SUBJECT: Re : Meal Count me in schmunchkin . &CHAR Dear people , &NAME has had a very good idea . She suggests we go for a meal ( happy hour ) on Wednesday - meeting in reception at approximately 6pm . Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email . Thank you very much . &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Re : Meal ] &NAME ! &NAME . . we 've already established that we ca n't do wednesdays because &NAME has college group . &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear people , &NAME has had a very good idea . She suggests we go for a meal ( happy hour ) on Wednesday - meeting in reception at approximately 6pm . Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email . Thank you very much . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Meal I 'll come if everyone else will ! ! &NAME wrote : Dear people , &NAME has had a very good idea . She suggests we go for a meal ( happy hour ) on Wednesday - meeting in reception at approximately 6pm . Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email . Thank you very much . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Meal and since when was &NAME in the group ? ? ? Sx PS . thanks again for the &NAME player-hope you got it back alright . You owe me £ &NUM . I accept cheques ! love , Sx &NAME wrote : Dear people , &NAME has had a very good idea . She suggests we go for a meal ( happy hour ) on Wednesday - meeting in reception at approximately 6pm . Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email . Thank you very much . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Meal we 've already established that we ca n't do wednesdays because &NAME has college group . &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear people , &NAME has had a very good idea . She suggests we go for a meal ( happy hour ) on Wednesday - meeting in reception at approximately 6pm . Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email . Thank you very much . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Meal If it goes ahead , I 'll be there , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear people , &NAME has had a very good idea . She suggests we go for a meal ( happy hour ) on Wednesday - meeting in reception at approximately 6pm . Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email . Thank you very much . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Because &NAME said so and this is her idea . &NAME because she is going out with &NAME and perhaps &NAME thinks they ca n't be separated . &NAME because &NAME has n't seen him for a long time and would like to . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Just wondering ... but why &NAME and &NAME ? Seems a little weird . But hey . SUBJECT: Re : Meal Yes , I know , but this is &NAME 's idea and Wednesday is the only night she is free , and Wednesday is when she wants to have the meal , so the meal is on Wednesday . &NAME " wrote : we 've already established that we ca n't do wednesdays because &NAME has college group . &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear people , &NAME has had a very good idea . She suggests we go for a meal ( happy hour ) on Wednesday - meeting in reception at approximately 6pm . Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email . Thank you very much . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Meal &NAME . &NAME wrote : Yes , I know , but this is &NAME 's idea and Wednesday is the only night she is free , and Wednesday is when she wants to have the meal , so the meal is on Wednesday . &NAME " wrote : we 've already established that we ca n't do wednesdays because &NAME has college group . &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear people , &NAME has had a very good idea . She suggests we go for a meal ( happy hour ) on Wednesday - meeting in reception at approximately 6pm . Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email . Thank you very much . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Meal That would be lovely thankyou &NAME pops &NAME wrote : Dear people , &NAME has had a very good idea . She suggests we go for a meal ( happy hour ) on Wednesday - meeting in reception at approximately 6pm . Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email . Thank you very much . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Meal Yes , we could also go to &NAME &NAME Dear people , &NAME has had a very good idea . She suggests we go for a meal ( happy hour ) on Wednesday - meeting in reception at approximately 6pm . Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email . Thank you very much . &NAME SUBJECT: meal If &NAME is going then I 'll go . Not because I 'm her tail , but because it is n't fair for us all to go out on a time we know she ca n't make . Just making a stand in my small , ineffectual way . Sx &NAME &NAME , Sx has nothing to do with sex . It 's just short for &NAME and shows my affection . In the non-sexual sense . SUBJECT: Re : Meal Hi &NAME , You would n't think it was this difficult to organise a meal , would you ? I mean , I 've had people complaining about the people invited , the day suggested ... Oh dear ! How are you today ? I hope you have had a stress-free day . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Yes , we could also go to &NAME &NAME Dear people , &NAME has had a very good idea . She suggests we go for a meal ( happy hour ) on Wednesday - meeting in reception at approximately 6pm . Would anyone who would like to come please reply soon by return of email . Thank you very much . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME about proposed meal ... Dear people ... The meal is on a " come if you can make it because this is when it 's going to be " basis . Those of us going ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Those of us who have , as yet , not responded ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Those who I do n't understand at all ... &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Re : &NAME about proposed meal ... ] Oh dear . What do you think ? &NAME What exactly is there to understand ? I ca n't make it ; you and &NAME are n't bothered enough to move it ( as , I might add , I would be if the situation was reversed ) , so have a fantastic evening and enjoy your food . Thanks so much ; sorry to have caused you so much trouble . Next time , I wo n't bother . &NAME wrote : Dear people ... The meal is on a " come if you can make it because this is when it 's going to be " basis . Those of us going ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Those of us who have , as yet , not responded ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Those who I do n't understand at all ... &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME about proposed meal ... What exactly is there to understand ? I ca n't make it ; you and &NAME are n't bothered enough to move it ( as , I might add , I would be if the situation was reversed ) , so have a fantastic evening and enjoy your food . Thanks so much ; sorry to have caused you so much trouble . Next time , I wo n't bother . &NAME wrote : Dear people ... The meal is on a " come if you can make it because this is when it 's going to be " basis . Those of us going ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Those of us who have , as yet , not responded ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Those who I do n't understand at all ... &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME about proposed meal ... Grrrrr. Nasty &NAME . I 'll let you know what is happening re &NAME and I later on today , hopefully . &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear people ... The meal is on a " come if you can make it because this is when it 's going to be " basis . Those of us going ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Those of us who have , as yet , not responded ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Those who I do n't understand at all ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME about proposed meal ... OK , OK , I 'm going . Sorry to confuse you , thanks for the cheque , love , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear people ... The meal is on a " come if you can make it because this is when it 's going to be " basis . Those of us going ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Those of us who have , as yet , not responded ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Those who I do n't understand at all ... &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME about proposed meal ... What on earth are you talking about &NAME ? Why " Grrrrr. Nasty &NAME . " ? ? ? Explain . &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Grrrrr. Nasty &NAME . I 'll let you know what is happening re &NAME and I later on today , hopefully . &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear people ... The meal is on a " come if you can make it because this is when it 's going to be " basis . Those of us going ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Those of us who have , as yet , not responded ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Those who I do n't understand at all ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME about proposed meal ... Dear &NAME , I 'm going to the presidents formal . Sorry . &NAME SUBJECT: Information Dear people , Please meet in &NAME entrance at 6ish this evening . We are going to &NAME 's. For those who have to leave early we have arranged to eat at a time to facilitate this . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Information thanks &NAME ! &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear people , Please meet in &NAME entrance at 6ish this evening . We are going to &NAME 's. For those who have to leave early we have arranged to eat at a time to facilitate this . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME 's birthday ( secret ! ) &NAME people , In &NUM weeks time there is a very exciting event taking place ... it 's &NAME 's birthday party ! ! ! But that 's not what I 'm emailing about ... the following week , on March 3rd , it is &NAME 's birthday ( and &NAME 's, of course ) . As he is up for the weekend for &NAME 's party but wo n't be around for his own , I thought it would be really nice if we could throw a little surprise birthday dinner on the Saturday . &NAME has kindly said we can have it at hers . I 've asked &NAME if we can have dinner with him , but have n't given anything away about it being for his birthday . It would be really nice if we could decorate &NAME 's living room , bring cards / pressies and generally make it feel like a party . I think he 'll really appreciate it as it 's his 21st but he 'll only get to celebrate with his family otherwise . Please let me know if you think this is a good idea , if you can come and also if you think anyone else should be invited . It will be after &NAME . &NAME and I will voluntarily stay home and miss &NAME to &NAME ( ! ! ! ) . Please do n't tell &NAME ! The only problem might be that he suggested that he might want to take us out as he wo n't be having a birthday party , so we might end up doing what he wants instead ... I 'll keep you posted , lots of love , &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: A matter of increasing concern Dear &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , We have not yet given &NAME her 21st birthday present . It has been &NUM weeks since her birthday . When would it be convenient for everyone to do this at some point - imminently ? Also , you all owe me money - £ &NUM . Cheques are most acceptable , but if you must pay with cash I shall accept that . &NAME - thanks for your text message this morning . I am not used to receiving electronic blessings , but why not ? I am writing this email to you all because I have only had about &NUM emails in the last few days and they have all been very boring ; except for one , which was very interesting . Enjoy the rest of your days ( I mean today - but ever more too as I do n't think that came out quite right ) . &NAME SUBJECT: P.S. &NAME No &NAME , you have n't already paid me as you suggested earlier . I do n't know if you 've paid &NAME - you 'll have to ask her . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Good evening , It has been brought to my attention that the members of this crew are suffering from severe &NAME &NAME withdrawl symptoms - I myself included . &NAME , enough of that . If you want to watch &NAME Trek at all this term then reply to this email promptly . If you do n't - fine . Possible times for collective viewing : Sunday evening ( 17th ) Tuesday evening ( 19th ) Wednesday evening ( 20th ) Thursday evening ( 21st ) Sunday evening ( 24th ) Please let me know the earliest time convenient . A very special hologram SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME How about tomorrow evening ? ? ? Sunday also sounds good . &CHAR Good evening , It has been brought to my attention that the members of this crew are suffering from severe &NAME &NAME withdrawl symptoms - I myself included . &NAME , enough of that . If you want to watch &NAME Trek at all this term then reply to this email promptly . If you do n't - fine . Possible times for collective viewing : Sunday evening ( 17th ) Tuesday evening ( 19th ) Wednesday evening ( 20th ) Thursday evening ( 21st ) Sunday evening ( 24th ) Please let me know the earliest time convenient . A very special hologram SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Where will you be then huh ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Tomorrow evening was not on the list therefore it is not possible . &NUM of us will not be in. &NAME Sunday then - unless &NAME or &NAME cannot make it . I am sure they will let us know soon . And who on earth is " &CHAR " anyway ? &NAME &NAME wrote : How about tomorrow evening ? ? ? Sunday also sounds good . &CHAR Good evening , It has been brought to my attention that the members of this crew are suffering from severe &NAME &NAME withdrawl symptoms - I myself included . &NAME , enough of that . If you want to watch &NAME Trek at all this term then reply to this email promptly . If you do n't - fine . Possible times for collective viewing : Sunday evening ( 17th ) Tuesday evening ( 19th ) Wednesday evening ( 20th ) Thursday evening ( 21st ) Sunday evening ( 24th ) Please let me know the earliest time convenient . A very special hologram SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME boys ... all Sunday evenings are free . As are sun afternoons ( there 's an option ! ) . Tonight is not an option ... I 'm otherwise engaged ( wink ) . &NAME , as to the other dates on your list ... Sunday evening ( 17th ) - yep Tuesday evening ( 19th ) - no , at &NAME - as is &NAME . Wednesday evening ( 20th ) - possibly Thursday evening ( 21st ) - likewise Sunday evening ( 24th ) - yep &NAME , have a nice day all , love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME Trek on Sunday evening ( afternoon is not an option ) . Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca n't be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing . &NAME - if this does n't suit then you should have replied . Let me know what time it 's being watched at and you can have the video . Who knows , I might even watch it myself if I feel like it . &NAME wrote : &NAME boys ... all Sunday evenings are free . As are sun afternoons ( there 's an option ! ) . Tonight is not an option ... I 'm otherwise engaged ( wink ) . &NAME , as to the other dates on your list ... Sunday evening ( 17th ) - yep Tuesday evening ( 19th ) - no , at &NAME - as is &NAME . Wednesday evening ( 20th ) - possibly Thursday evening ( 21st ) - likewise Sunday evening ( 24th ) - yep &NAME , have a nice day all , love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Hope you miserable old bag . You think I 'm not also fed up with malfunctioning video recorders huh ? huh ? ? ? &CHAR &SMILEY &NAME Trek on Sunday evening ( afternoon is not an option ) . Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca n't be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing . &NAME - if this does n't suit then you should have replied . Let me know what time it 's being watched at and you can have the video . Who knows , I might even watch it myself if I feel like it . &NAME wrote : &NAME boys ... all Sunday evenings are free . As are sun afternoons ( there 's an option ! ) . Tonight is not an option ... I 'm otherwise engaged ( wink ) . &NAME , as to the other dates on your list ... Sunday evening ( 17th ) - yep Tuesday evening ( 19th ) - no , at &NAME - as is &NAME . Wednesday evening ( 20th ) - possibly Thursday evening ( 21st ) - likewise Sunday evening ( 24th ) - yep &NAME , have a nice day all , love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME , what 's the matter with you ? You 're having a school-girl strop . It does not become you . Grow up , be a man , and book the video room ! ! &NAME &NAME and &NAME ! Love &NAME xx PS - take no offence at this &NAME . Re-read your email and you 'll see why I say what I say ! &NAME wrote : &NAME Trek on Sunday evening ( afternoon is not an option ) . Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca n't be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing . &NAME - if this does n't suit then you should have replied . Let me know what time it 's being watched at and you can have the video . Who knows , I might even watch it myself if I feel like it . &NAME wrote : &NAME boys ... all Sunday evenings are free . As are sun afternoons ( there 's an option ! ) . Tonight is not an option ... I 'm otherwise engaged ( wink ) . &NAME , as to the other dates on your list ... Sunday evening ( 17th ) - yep Tuesday evening ( 19th ) - no , at &NAME - as is &NAME . Wednesday evening ( 20th ) - possibly Thursday evening ( 21st ) - likewise Sunday evening ( 24th ) - yep &NAME , have a nice day all , love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME ! &NAME wrote : &NAME Trek on Sunday evening ( afternoon is not an option ) . Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca n't be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing . &NAME - if this does n't suit then you should have replied . Let me know what time it 's being watched at and you can have the video . Who knows , I might even watch it myself if I feel like it . &NAME wrote : &NAME boys ... all Sunday evenings are free . As are sun afternoons ( there 's an option ! ) . Tonight is not an option ... I 'm otherwise engaged ( wink ) . &NAME , as to the other dates on your list ... Sunday evening ( 17th ) - yep Tuesday evening ( 19th ) - no , at &NAME - as is &NAME . Wednesday evening ( 20th ) - possibly Thursday evening ( 21st ) - likewise Sunday evening ( 24th ) - yep &NAME , have a nice day all , love &NAME x &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Speak on sister ! ! ! ! ! ! &NAME wrote : &NAME , what 's the matter with you ? You 're having a school-girl strop . It does not become you . Grow up , be a man , and book the video room ! ! &NAME &NAME and &NAME ! Love &NAME xx PS - take no offence at this &NAME . Re-read your email and you 'll see why I say what I say ! &NAME wrote : &NAME Trek on Sunday evening ( afternoon is not an option ) . Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca n't be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing . &NAME - if this does n't suit then you should have replied . Let me know what time it 's being watched at and you can have the video . Who knows , I might even watch it myself if I feel like it . &NAME wrote : &NAME boys ... all Sunday evenings are free . As are sun afternoons ( there 's an option ! ) . Tonight is not an option ... I 'm otherwise engaged ( wink ) . &NAME , as to the other dates on your list ... Sunday evening ( 17th ) - yep Tuesday evening ( 19th ) - no , at &NAME - as is &NAME . Wednesday evening ( 20th ) - possibly Thursday evening ( 21st ) - likewise Sunday evening ( 24th ) - yep &NAME , have a nice day all , love &NAME x &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME RHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ! &NAME wrote : &NAME , what 's the matter with you ? You 're having a school-girl strop . It does not become you . Grow up , be a man , and book the video room ! ! &NAME &NAME and &NAME ! Love &NAME xx PS - take no offence at this &NAME . Re-read your email and you 'll see why I say what I say ! &NAME wrote : &NAME Trek on Sunday evening ( afternoon is not an option ) . Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca n't be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing . &NAME - if this does n't suit then you should have replied . Let me know what time it 's being watched at and you can have the video . Who knows , I might even watch it myself if I feel like it . &NAME wrote : &NAME boys ... all Sunday evenings are free . As are sun afternoons ( there 's an option ! ) . Tonight is not an option ... I 'm otherwise engaged ( wink ) . &NAME , as to the other dates on your list ... Sunday evening ( 17th ) - yep Tuesday evening ( 19th ) - no , at &NAME - as is &NAME . Wednesday evening ( 20th ) - possibly Thursday evening ( 21st ) - likewise Sunday evening ( 24th ) - yep &NAME , have a nice day all , love &NAME x &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , what 's the matter with you ? You 're having a school-girl strop . It does not become you . Grow up , be a man , and book the video room ! ! &NAME &NAME and &NAME ! Love &NAME xx PS - take no offence at this &NAME . Re-read your email and you 'll see why I say what I say ! &NAME wrote : &NAME Trek on Sunday evening ( afternoon is not an option ) . Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca n't be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing . &NAME - if this does n't suit then you should have replied . Let me know what time it 's being watched at and you can have the video . Who knows , I might even watch it myself if I feel like it . &NAME wrote : &NAME boys ... all Sunday evenings are free . As are sun afternoons ( there 's an option ! ) . Tonight is not an option ... I 'm otherwise engaged ( wink ) . &NAME , as to the other dates on your list ... Sunday evening ( 17th ) - yep Tuesday evening ( 19th ) - no , at &NAME - as is &NAME . Wednesday evening ( 20th ) - possibly Thursday evening ( 21st ) - likewise Sunday evening ( 24th ) - yep &NAME , have a nice day all , love &NAME x &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Of course I take offence at what you say . It really is silly to say offensive things and then expect people not to mind just be cause you say 'do n't take offence " at the end . Are people not allowed to be in bad moods occasionally ? As far as I am aware we are meant to show our feelings . Why bottle things up ? Let 's " be honest " with everyone . Oh , and contrary to all that you might think I do not find booking the video room difficult - just tedious and unnecessary as ( &CHAR ) I dislike the place intensely and ( &CHAR ) I have no need to book it when you &NUM can . And &NAME - I 'm sorry I asked you to reply to emails . I 'd forgotten that such replies normally take the form of incomprehensible multi-syllabic guttural mutilations of your voice box . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , what 's the matter with you ? You 're having a school-girl strop . It does not become you . Grow up , be a man , and book the video room ! ! &NAME &NAME and &NAME ! Love &NAME xx PS - take no offence at this &NAME . Re-read your email and you 'll see why I say what I say ! &NAME wrote : &NAME Trek on Sunday evening ( afternoon is not an option ) . Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca n't be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing . &NAME - if this does n't suit then you should have replied . Let me know what time it 's being watched at and you can have the video . Who knows , I might even watch it myself if I feel like it . &NAME wrote : &NAME boys ... all Sunday evenings are free . As are sun afternoons ( there 's an option ! ) . Tonight is not an option ... I 'm otherwise engaged ( wink ) . &NAME , as to the other dates on your list ... Sunday evening ( 17th ) - yep Tuesday evening ( 19th ) - no , at &NAME - as is &NAME . Wednesday evening ( 20th ) - possibly Thursday evening ( 21st ) - likewise Sunday evening ( 24th ) - yep &NAME , have a nice day all , love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME I 'd go with mono-syllabic myself . And I think it 's the English language that 's being mutilated rather than &NAME 's voice box . Or perhaps he 's gradually frying the neuronic connections that supply him with information on how to form words . ... &CHAR Of course I take offence at what you say . It really is silly to say offensive things and then expect people not to mind just be cause you say 'do n't take offence " at the end . Are people not allowed to be in bad moods occasionally ? As far as I am aware we are meant to show our feelings . Why bottle things up ? Let 's " be honest " with everyone . Oh , and contrary to all that you might think I do not find booking the video room difficult - just tedious and unnecessary as ( &CHAR ) I dislike the place intensely and ( &CHAR ) I have no need to book it when you &NUM can . And &NAME - I 'm sorry I asked you to reply to emails . I 'd forgotten that such replies normally take the form of incomprehensible multi-syllabic guttural mutilations of your voice box . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , what 's the matter with you ? You 're having a school-girl strop . It does not become you . Grow up , be a man , and book the video room ! ! &NAME &NAME and &NAME ! Love &NAME xx PS - take no offence at this &NAME . Re-read your email and you 'll see why I say what I say ! &NAME wrote : &NAME Trek on Sunday evening ( afternoon is not an option ) . Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca n't be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing . &NAME - if this does n't suit then you should have replied . Let me know what time it 's being watched at and you can have the video . Who knows , I might even watch it myself if I feel like it . &NAME wrote : &NAME boys ... all Sunday evenings are free . As are sun afternoons ( there 's an option ! ) . Tonight is not an option ... I 'm otherwise engaged ( wink ) . &NAME , as to the other dates on your list ... Sunday evening ( 17th ) - yep Tuesday evening ( 19th ) - no , at &NAME - as is &NAME . Wednesday evening ( 20th ) - possibly Thursday evening ( 21st ) - likewise Sunday evening ( 24th ) - yep &NAME , have a nice day all , love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Of course I take offence at what you say . It really is silly to say offensive things and then expect people not to mind just because you say 'do n't take offence " at the end . - I think you need to take a leaf out of your own book &NAME ! Are people not allowed to be in bad moods occasionally ? As far as I am aware we are meant to show our feelings . Why bottle things up ? Let 's " be honest " with everyone . - of course , but it just seems highly silly to me that you are in a mood over the whole &NAME &NAME thing when , as far as I can see , you have made very few attempts to organise anything yourself , and wo n't even take the initiative to simply book the video room . They are your videos after all . You should be leading the way . Oh , and contrary to all that you might think I do not find booking the video room difficult - just tedious and unnecessary as ( &CHAR ) I dislike the place intensely and ( &CHAR ) I have no need to book it when you &NUM can . - well , it looks like you have absolutely no desire to watch &NAME &NAME , so why are you getting so worked up about it ? And &NAME - I 'm sorry I asked you to reply to emails . I 'd forgotten that such replies normally take the form of incomprehensible multi-syllabic guttural mutilations of your voice box . - I like &NAME 's growlings . They amuse me ! ! &NAME , hopefully see you on the bridge ( ie the Video room ) on Sunday evening . &NAME , I suggest you book it for 8pm - ie for when &CHAR ( and anyone else who goes ) get back from church . Pray forgive my honesty if it does offend you . have a jolly afternoon . I have &NUM hours of utter boredom ! &NAME attitude , I know , but , it 's the truth . Have got some dissertation done this mornign - wahay ! ! bye for now , love &NAME x &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , what 's the matter with you ? You 're having a school-girl strop . It does not become you . Grow up , be a man , and book the video room ! ! &NAME &NAME and &NAME ! Love &NAME xx PS - take no offence at this &NAME . Re-read your email and you 'll see why I say what I say ! &NAME wrote : &NAME Trek on Sunday evening ( afternoon is not an option ) . Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca n't be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing . &NAME - if this does n't suit then you should have replied . Let me know what time it 's being watched at and you can have the video . Who knows , I might even watch it myself if I feel like it . &NAME wrote : &NAME boys ... all Sunday evenings are free . As are sun afternoons ( there 's an option ! ) . Tonight is not an option ... I 'm otherwise engaged ( wink ) . &NAME , as to the other dates on your list ... Sunday evening ( 17th ) - yep Tuesday evening ( 19th ) - no , at &NAME - as is &NAME . Wednesday evening ( 20th ) - possibly Thursday evening ( 21st ) - likewise Sunday evening ( 24th ) - yep &NAME , have a nice day all , love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME oh , hope you have a good time at home &NAME ! ! &NAME wrote : Of course I take offence at what you say . It really is silly to say offensive things and then expect people not to mind just be cause you say 'do n't take offence " at the end . Are people not allowed to be in bad moods occasionally ? As far as I am aware we are meant to show our feelings . Why bottle things up ? Let 's " be honest " with everyone . Oh , and contrary to all that you might think I do not find booking the video room difficult - just tedious and unnecessary as ( &CHAR ) I dislike the place intensely and ( &CHAR ) I have no need to book it when you &NUM can . And &NAME - I 'm sorry I asked you to reply to emails . I 'd forgotten that such replies normally take the form of incomprehensible multi-syllabic guttural mutilations of your voice box . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , what 's the matter with you ? You 're having a school-girl strop . It does not become you . Grow up , be a man , and book the video room ! ! &NAME &NAME and &NAME ! Love &NAME xx PS - take no offence at this &NAME . Re-read your email and you 'll see why I say what I say ! &NAME wrote : &NAME Trek on Sunday evening ( afternoon is not an option ) . Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca n't be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing . &NAME - if this does n't suit then you should have replied . Let me know what time it 's being watched at and you can have the video . Who knows , I might even watch it myself if I feel like it . &NAME wrote : &NAME boys ... all Sunday evenings are free . As are sun afternoons ( there 's an option ! ) . Tonight is not an option ... I 'm otherwise engaged ( wink ) . &NAME , as to the other dates on your list ... Sunday evening ( 17th ) - yep Tuesday evening ( 19th ) - no , at &NAME - as is &NAME . Wednesday evening ( 20th ) - possibly Thursday evening ( 21st ) - likewise Sunday evening ( 24th ) - yep &NAME , have a nice day all , love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Thanks &NAME . That really means a great deal to me . I can utilize polysyllabic words too . &NAME &NAME wrote : I 'd go with mono-syllabic myself . And I think it 's the English language that 's being mutilated rather than &NAME 's voice box . Or perhaps he 's gradually frying the neuronic connections that supply him with information on how to form words . ... &CHAR Of course I take offence at what you say . It really is silly to say offensive things and then expect people not to mind just be cause you say 'do n't take offence " at the end . Are people not allowed to be in bad moods occasionally ? As far as I am aware we are meant to show our feelings . Why bottle things up ? Let 's " be honest " with everyone . Oh , and contrary to all that you might think I do not find booking the video room difficult - just tedious and unnecessary as ( &CHAR ) I dislike the place intensely and ( &CHAR ) I have no need to book it when you &NUM can . And &NAME - I 'm sorry I asked you to reply to emails . I 'd forgotten that such replies normally take the form of incomprehensible multi-syllabic guttural mutilations of your voice box . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , what 's the matter with you ? You 're having a school-girl strop . It does not become you . Grow up , be a man , and book the video room ! ! &NAME &NAME and &NAME ! Love &NAME xx PS - take no offence at this &NAME . Re-read your email and you 'll see why I say what I say ! &NAME wrote : &NAME Trek on Sunday evening ( afternoon is not an option ) . Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca n't be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing . &NAME - if this does n't suit then you should have replied . Let me know what time it 's being watched at and you can have the video . Who knows , I might even watch it myself if I feel like it . &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME I love the way you sent this to all the girls , and &NAME . Is there something you 're not telling us ? &NAME x &NAME &NAME ... no straighteners here " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Sorry to email you all , but in desperation I must do so : Do any of you have , or know anyone who has , a hair straightener ? as I need one for Friday ( party ) . Thank you all ... &NAME xxx SUBJECT: Re : &NAME No. All there is is plain to see . &NAME &NAME ? ( Or should I call you &NAME ? ) . &NAME wrote : I love the way you sent this to all the girls , and &NAME . Is there something you 're not telling us ? &NAME x &NAME &NAME ... no straighteners here " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Sorry to email you all , but in desperation I must do so : Do any of you have , or know anyone who has , a hair straightener ? as I need one for Friday ( party ) . Thank you all ... &NAME xxx SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Dear &NAME , &NAME , I wonder why I received this email ? ... Could it be an error ? Somehow I doubt it . Who is &NAME ? There is nothing &NAME is not telling - this I can assure you &NAME . &NAME , I think &NAME has a hair straightener . Failing that ... try &NAME . Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : No. All there is is plain to see . &NAME &NAME ? ( Or should I call you &NAME ? ) . &NAME wrote : I love the way you sent this to all the girls , and &NAME . Is there something you 're not telling us ? &NAME x &NAME &NAME ... no straighteners here " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Sorry to email you all , but in desperation I must do so : Do any of you have , or know anyone who has , a hair straightener ? as I need one for Friday ( party ) . Thank you all ... &NAME xxx SUBJECT: &NAME Sorry to email you all , but in desperation I must do so : Do any of you have , or know anyone who has , a hair straightener ? as I need one for Friday ( party ) . Thank you all ... &NAME xxx SUBJECT: Dinner invitation Dear All , You are invited to dinner at &NAME 's house on Saturday after SBR-about &NUM 30pm if you 're not going to hear the word of the &NAME . Please dress smartish . RSVP for catering purposes , See you there , lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NAME , hope you do n't mind me inviting other people to your house ... ! &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: sat # &NUM Do n't forget , it 's to celebrate &NAME 's 21st ... and also , we 'll be splitting the cost ( just to warn you-any complaints , speak to the management ) , lots of love , &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : Dinner invitation I 'll be there . Looking forward to it ! Can I urge restraint in financial terms , as &NUM 21st birthday parties in &NUM weeks has left my bank balance somewhat flailing ! &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Dinner invitation Dear &NAME , I will also be there . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear All , You are invited to dinner at &NAME 's house on Saturday after SBR-about &NUM 30pm if you 're not going to hear the word of the &NAME . Please dress smartish . RSVP for catering purposes , See you there , lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NAME , hope you do n't mind me inviting other people to your house ... ! &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : Dinner invitation Dearest &NAME etc , I am very sorry but I ca n't actually make saturday night as I 'm going away to the speak conference ( I think ) . I hope you have a jolly time any way ( although I do appreciate it 'll be hard to without me ! ) lots of love &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear All , You are invited to dinner at &NAME 's house on Saturday after SBR-about &NUM 30pm if you 're not going to hear the word of the &NAME . Please dress smartish . RSVP for catering purposes , See you there , lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NAME , hope you do n't mind me inviting other people to your house ... ! &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : chat You freaks ! &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME & &NAME , Fine , my room it is . I will have been shopping that afternoon so you will have plenty to eat . Do n't be late . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Your room ? ? Make sure you have food ready . &CHAR 7: &NUM is perfect . Venue ? ? ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : How about meeting after dinner at about &NUM : &NUM ? &CHAR proper &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME guys and gals , Thank you all so much for coming for dinner last night and thank you especially to &NAME for having us all at her house and doing most of the cooking ( thanks to &NAME too ! ) . I hope you all had a good time . Because of the absence of money in my bank account , I need a contribution for the meal from you all ( though not from &NAME , as it was his birthday ) of £ &NUM . I hope that 's &NAME with you all . &NAME or cheques to &CHAR &NAME , &NAME &NAME 's College , asap-thanks ! lots of love , &NAME ps hello from &NAME who is in the computer room at this late hour with &NAME ! &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... * * * * STAR WARS * * * * Hi people - just to let you know , ( if you have n't heard already ) that you are all invited to &NAME &CHAR on Thursday night for a &NAME Wars fest ! There 's quite a lot of you so come prepared to cosy up on the sofa ... ( and we have lots of cushions ! ) We 'll probably start at &NUM and go for &NUM films ( nominations please ) . Let us know if you want to come up earlier and have something to eat . There 's quite a lot of you so I was thinking lots of pizza toasts ( yummy ) and mountains of popcorn ( yes &NAME , you have to eat it ) . The proper movie experience ... Maybe someone could bring a big tub of vanilla icecream ? And if anyone wants to bring the " pop " ? ( we could even do coke floats ! ) How exciting . &SMILEY &NAME , have a fab and productive week , see you soon , love &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... &NAME ! ! &NAME dah dah dah . ... &NAME da da da da da da da da da da da da da da dahhhhhhhh . . ... Shall I bring my videos per chance ? ? Cosy up ... oh I do hope &NAME will be there . What time do you have to come up to qualify for " pizza toasts " ? Also do we eat them with our fingers or shall we use the forks ? &SMILEY &CHAR * * * * STAR WARS * * * * Hi people - just to let you know , ( if you have n't heard already ) that you are all invited to &NAME &CHAR on Thursday night for a &NAME Wars fest ! There 's quite a lot of you so come prepared to cosy up on the sofa ... ( and we have lots of cushions ! ) We 'll probably start at &NUM and go for &NUM films ( nominations please ) . Let us know if you want to come up earlier and have something to eat . There 's quite a lot of you so I was thinking lots of pizza toasts ( yummy ) and mountains of popcorn ( yes &NAME , you have to eat it ) . The proper movie experience ... Maybe someone could bring a big tub of vanilla icecream ? And if anyone wants to bring the " pop " ? ( we could even do coke floats ! ) How exciting . &SMILEY &NAME , have a fab and productive week , see you soon , love &NAME x SUBJECT: the deal OK people , Here 's a final ( ish ) update : Meet : &NUM : &NUM in &NAME 's reception or &NUM : &NUM at the Raj-pooth ( Claypath opposite &NAME church ) ( do n't worry if you 're a bit late ) &NAME : Smart / Casual . To save any anxiety and confusion about clothing , here 's what I am planning to wear : White shirt ( &NAME 's) &NAME jumper ( Officer 's Club ) &NAME trousers ( &NAME 's) &NAME socks ( M+S ) Blue underwear ( M+S ) &NAME shoes ( some random shop in &NAME ) You are welcome to wear the female equivalent if you are that way inclined . If I 've forgotten any vital details , please let me know . &NAME for being YOU &SMILEY &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : the deal Does that mean no ties ? ? ? &NAME &NAME wrote : OK people , Here 's a final ( ish ) update : Meet : &NUM : &NUM in &NAME 's reception or &NUM : &NUM at the Raj-pooth ( Claypath opposite &NAME church ) ( do n't worry if you 're a bit late ) &NAME : Smart / Casual . To save any anxiety and confusion about clothing , here 's what I am planning to wear : White shirt ( &NAME 's) &NAME jumper ( Officer 's Club ) &NAME trousers ( &NAME 's) &NAME socks ( M+S ) Blue underwear ( M+S ) &NAME shoes ( some random shop in &NAME ) You are welcome to wear the female equivalent if you are that way inclined . If I 've forgotten any vital details , please let me know . &NAME for being YOU &SMILEY &CHAR SUBJECT: Last night in a galaxy far far away ... &NAME , Thanks very much for last night - it was great and an eye-opening revelation into the world of &NAME Wars / what makes &NAME tick - although I still do n't understand what he likes about &NAME . Perhaps I never will . There are some things people just were n't meant to know . I look forward to having all my questions answered in the final episode sometime . Hope you all are having a very good day . &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : SJ-JCR : &NAME &NAME ] how about it kids ? Would be fun if we could all go ... and it 's free ! lf &NAME x Hello &NUM and all ! Term is , once again , drawing to a close and in true &NAME &NAME 's style we will end it with a lovely formal . &NAME Dinner will take place on &NAME 13TH MARCH . I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up . It is fourth year priority ( then &NUM , &NUM , &NUM ) so I doubt there will be any first year places ( sorry ! ) . We will have a bop afterwards , to which all are welcome . The cost is NOTHING ! &NAME ! THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL &NAME UP ON SUNDAY 3RD MARCH AT &NUM : 30PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON &NAME 7TH MARCH AT &NUM : 30PM . PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED . Much love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : SJ-JCR : &NAME &NAME ] I will go if we all decide to go , and that 's saying something . &NAME wrote : how about it kids ? Would be fun if we could all go ... and it 's free ! lf &NAME x Hello &NUM and all ! Term is , once again , drawing to a close and in true &NAME &NAME 's style we will end it with a lovely formal . &NAME Dinner will take place on &NAME 13TH MARCH . I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up . It is fourth year priority ( then &NUM , &NUM , &NUM ) so I doubt there will be any first year places ( sorry ! ) . We will have a bop afterwards , to which all are welcome . The cost is NOTHING ! &NAME ! THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL &NAME UP ON SUNDAY 3RD MARCH AT &NUM : 30PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON &NAME 7TH MARCH AT &NUM : 30PM . PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED . Much love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : SJ-JCR : &NAME &NAME ] yep , sounds good to me . Will someone who 's not going to &NAME on Sunday evening please sign us all up ? &NAME chucky-eggs , &NAME &NAME wrote : how about it kids ? Would be fun if we could all go ... and it 's free ! lf &NAME x Hello &NUM and all ! Term is , once again , drawing to a close and in true &NAME &NAME 's style we will end it with a lovely formal . &NAME Dinner will take place on &NAME 13TH MARCH . I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up . It is fourth year priority ( then &NUM , &NUM , &NUM ) so I doubt there will be any first year places ( sorry ! ) . We will have a bop afterwards , to which all are welcome . The cost is NOTHING ! &NAME ! THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL &NAME UP ON SUNDAY 3RD MARCH AT &NUM : 30PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON &NAME 7TH MARCH AT &NUM : 30PM . PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED . Much love &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : SJ-JCR : &NAME &NAME ] &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME wrote : how about it kids ? Would be fun if we could all go ... and it 's free ! lf &NAME x Hello &NUM and all ! Term is , once again , drawing to a close and in true &NAME &NAME 's style we will end it with a lovely formal . &NAME Dinner will take place on &NAME 13TH MARCH . I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up . It is fourth year priority ( then &NUM , &NUM , &NUM ) so I doubt there will be any first year places ( sorry ! ) . We will have a bop afterwards , to which all are welcome . The cost is NOTHING ! &NAME ! THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL &NAME UP ON SUNDAY 3RD MARCH AT &NUM : 30PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON &NAME 7TH MARCH AT &NUM : 30PM . PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED . Much love &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : SJ-JCR : &NAME &NAME ] A party ? ? ? Absolutely - sign me up . &CHAR how about it kids ? Would be fun if we could all go ... and it 's free ! lf &NAME x Hello &NUM and all ! Term is , once again , drawing to a close and in true &NAME &NAME 's style we will end it with a lovely formal . &NAME Dinner will take place on &NAME 13TH MARCH . I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up . It is fourth year priority ( then &NUM , &NUM , &NUM ) so I doubt there will be any first year places ( sorry ! ) . We will have a bop afterwards , to which all are welcome . The cost is NOTHING ! &NAME ! THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL &NAME UP ON SUNDAY 3RD MARCH AT &NUM : 30PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON &NAME 7TH MARCH AT &NUM : &NAME . PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED . Much love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : the deal Yes young sir . You do not have to wear a tie . &CHAR Does that mean no ties ? ? ? &NAME &NAME wrote : OK people , Here 's a final ( ish ) update : Meet : &NUM : &NUM in &NAME 's reception or &NUM : &NUM at the Raj-pooth ( Claypath opposite &NAME church ) ( do n't worry if you 're a bit late ) &NAME : Smart / Casual . To save any anxiety and confusion about clothing , here 's what I am planning to wear : White shirt ( &NAME 's) &NAME jumper ( Officer 's Club ) &NAME trousers ( &NAME 's) &NAME socks ( M+S ) Blue underwear ( M+S ) &NAME shoes ( some random shop in &NAME ) You are welcome to wear the female equivalent if you are that way inclined . If I 've forgotten any vital details , please let me know . &NAME for being YOU &SMILEY &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : SJ-JCR : &NAME &NAME ] sorry guys , ca n't go now , it 's the choir concert that evening . But I 'll be joining you for the bop , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : A party ? ? ? Absolutely - sign me up . &CHAR how about it kids ? Would be fun if we could all go ... and it 's free ! lf &NAME x Hello &NUM and all ! Term is , once again , drawing to a close and in true &NAME &NAME 's style we will end it with a lovely formal . &NAME Dinner will take place on &NAME 13TH MARCH . I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up . It is fourth year priority ( then &NUM , &NUM , &NUM ) so I doubt there will be any first year places ( sorry ! ) . We will have a bop afterwards , to which all are welcome . The cost is NOTHING ! &NAME ! THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL &NAME UP ON SUNDAY 3RD MARCH AT &NUM : 30PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON &NAME 7TH MARCH AT &NUM : &NAME . PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED . Much love &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : SJ-JCR : &NAME &NAME ] Dear all , I am sorry but I do n't think I 'll be able to go as I 'm supposed to be doing searching issues , love &NAME &NAME wrote : I will go if we all decide to go , and that 's saying something . &NAME wrote : how about it kids ? Would be fun if we could all go ... and it 's free ! lf &NAME x Hello &NUM and all ! Term is , once again , drawing to a close and in true &NAME &NAME 's style we will end it with a lovely formal . &NAME Dinner will take place on &NAME 13TH MARCH . I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up . It is fourth year priority ( then &NUM , &NUM , &NUM ) so I doubt there will be any first year places ( sorry ! ) . We will have a bop afterwards , to which all are welcome . The cost is NOTHING ! &NAME ! THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL &NAME UP ON SUNDAY 3RD MARCH AT &NUM : 30PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON &NAME 7TH MARCH AT &NUM : &NAME . PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED . Much love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM Hello ! Friday is fine . I will probaly arrive at about &NUM : 15pm . Do you need more ice cream ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey everyone ! We had a great time on Thursday ! If you enjoyed your 'revelation into the world of &NAME Wars / what makes &NAME tick " ( &NAME 's words not mine ! ) you will be glad to know that the &NAME Wars Party part &NAME will be happening on Friday . Is this a good time ? We will be starting at 8pm and you 're all welcome to come for 'dinner " again at &NUM but please let me know in advance - and turn up on time ! ! Love &NAME x SUBJECT: A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM Hey everyone ! We had a great time on Thursday ! If you enjoyed your 'revelation into the world of &NAME Wars / what makes &NAME tick " ( &NAME 's words not mine ! ) you will be glad to know that the &NAME Wars Party part &NAME will be happening on Friday . Is this a good time ? We will be starting at 8pm and you 're all welcome to come for 'dinner " again at &NUM but please let me know in advance - and turn up on time ! ! Love &NAME x SUBJECT: A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM Hello - again ! Sorry to confuse things ... there 's been a couple of requests to change the party to Thursday night . How does that suit everybody ? &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM I am up for either evening . &NAME lemme know ! &CHAR Hello - again ! Sorry to confuse things ... there 's been a couple of requests to change the party to Thursday night . How does that suit everybody ? &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM thursday ! &NAME wrote : Hello - again ! Sorry to confuse things ... there 's been a couple of requests to change the party to Thursday night . How does that suit everybody ? &NAME x &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM Thursday is equally suitable . &NAME &NAME wrote : Hello - again ! Sorry to confuse things ... there 's been a couple of requests to change the party to Thursday night . How does that suit everybody ? &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM &NAME ... ice cream ! Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys - we 're still drinking it I think ! Are you sure you do n't want any dinner on &NAME &NAME ? After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night ... : &CHAR Also - we want to give you plenty of time to " be warned " about &NAME ! If you 're busy , that 's fine - you 're welcome up anytime . Love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Hello ! Friday is fine . I will probaly arrive at about &NUM : 15pm . Do you need more ice cream ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey everyone ! We had a great time on Thursday ! If you enjoyed your 'revelation into the world of &NAME Wars / what makes &NAME tick " ( &NAME 's words not mine ! ) you will be glad to know that the &NAME Wars Party part &NAME will be happening on Friday . Is this a good time ? We will be starting at 8pm and you 're all welcome to come for 'dinner " again at &NUM but please let me know in advance - and turn up on time ! ! Love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE ? ? ? ? WHY DID N'T I GET ANY ? ? ? ? ANSWERS , I WANT ANSWERS ! ! ! ! ! &CHAR &NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff - &NAME bought it . Maybe I 'll get it this week ... &NAME ... ice cream ! Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys - we 're still drinking it I think ! Are you sure you do n't want any dinner on &NAME &NAME ? After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night ... : &CHAR Also - we want to give you plenty of time to " be warned " about &NAME ! If you 're busy , that 's fine - you 're welcome up anytime . Love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Hello ! Friday is fine . I will probaly arrive at about &NUM : 15pm . Do you need more ice cream ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey everyone ! We had a great time on Thursday ! If you enjoyed your 'revelation into the world of &NAME Wars / what makes &NAME tick " ( &NAME 's words not mine ! ) you will be glad to know that the &NAME Wars Party part &NAME will be happening on Friday . Is this a good time ? We will be starting at 8pm and you 're all welcome to come for 'dinner " again at &NUM but please let me know in advance - and turn up on time ! ! Love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM heh heh heh ... &NAME is full of surprises &SMILEY ( and chocolate cake too I would think ) &NAME Study goodies ( I knew I 'd chosen the right one ... ) &NAME and I were plotting our joint 21st party - we 're having jelly and icecream and the chocolate game ! ! ( although someone has to keep &NAME under control - she is really violent at that game ... we do n't want her to make &NAME cry ) love &NAME x &NAME have n't you eaten enough choc cake by now ? the &NAME &NUM on &NAME night was ab yummy tooo ! I got the 3rd degree from my flat when I got home on sun - who are you ? where have you been ? where 's &NAME ? ! ! : &NUM &NAME &NAME wrote : WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE ? ? ? ? WHY DID N'T I GET ANY ? ? ? ? ANSWERS , I WANT ANSWERS ! ! ! ! ! &CHAR &NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff - &NAME bought it . Maybe I 'll get it this week ... &NAME ... ice cream ! Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys - we 're still drinking it I think ! Are you sure you do n't want any dinner on &NAME &NAME ? After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night ... : &CHAR Also - we want to give you plenty of time to " be warned " about &NAME ! If you 're busy , that 's fine - you 're welcome up anytime . Love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Hello ! Friday is fine . I will probaly arrive at about &NUM : 15pm . Do you need more ice cream ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey everyone ! We had a great time on Thursday ! If you enjoyed your 'revelation into the world of &NAME Wars / what makes &NAME tick " ( &NAME 's words not mine ! ) you will be glad to know that the &NAME Wars Party part &NAME will be happening on Friday . Is this a good time ? We will be starting at 8pm and you 're all welcome to come for 'dinner " again at &NUM but please let me know in advance - and turn up on time ! ! Love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM &NAME ... Nothing really ( nothing you have n't figured out for yourself already anyway ! ) I was just very amused by what &NAME said ... Thursday - cool ! I 'll prob just do a whole lot of jacket potatoes and " chilli " or something - enough to feed everyone ! &NAME &NAME wrote : I 'm confused . Just what exactly is wrong with &NAME ? &NAME , I might come for dinner ... difficult decisions ... okay , I 'll come ! What time ? &NUM : &NUM ? &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME ... ice cream ! Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys - we 're still drinking it I think ! Are you sure you do n't want any dinner on Thurs &NAME ? After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night ... : &CHAR Also - we want to give you plenty of time to " be warned " about &NAME ! If you 're busy , that 's fine - you 're welcome up anytime . Love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Hello ! Friday is fine . I will probaly arrive at about &NUM : 15pm . Do you need more ice cream ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey everyone ! We had a great time on Thursday ! If you enjoyed your 'revelation into the world of &NAME Wars / what makes &NAME tick " ( &NAME 's words not mine ! ) you will be glad to know that the &NAME Wars Party part &NAME will be happening on Friday . Is this a good time ? We will be starting at 8pm and you 're all welcome to come for 'dinner " again at &NUM but please let me know in advance - and turn up on time ! ! Love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM I 'm confused . Just what exactly is wrong with &NAME ? &NAME , I might come for dinner ... difficult decisions ... okay , I 'll come ! What time ? &NUM : &NUM ? &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME ... ice cream ! Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys - we 're still drinking it I think ! Are you sure you do n't want any dinner on &NAME &NAME ? After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night ... : &CHAR Also - we want to give you plenty of time to " be warned " about &NAME ! If you 're busy , that 's fine - you 're welcome up anytime . Love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Hello ! Friday is fine . I will probaly arrive at about &NUM : 15pm . Do you need more ice cream ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey everyone ! We had a great time on Thursday ! If you enjoyed your 'revelation into the world of &NAME Wars / what makes &NAME tick " ( &NAME 's words not mine ! ) you will be glad to know that the &NAME Wars Party part &NAME will be happening on Friday . Is this a good time ? We will be starting at 8pm and you 're all welcome to come for 'dinner " again at &NUM but please let me know in advance - and turn up on time ! ! Love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM Dear &NAME ... We all want answers ... do n't we ? Sometimes it 's nice to have questions too though . You only get yummy chocolate cake if you come to our bible study group . You do not , although you might want to request a transfer for reasons of gastronomic delight . By the way , if you were thinking of visiting me and eating chocolate at the same time then I must warn you that I have eaten all the chocolate cake last night and there is only coffee cake left . I hope you are satisfied , my lord , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE ? ? ? ? WHY DID N'T I GET ANY ? ? ? ? ANSWERS , I WANT ANSWERS ! ! ! ! ! &CHAR &NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff - &NAME bought it . Maybe I 'll get it this week ... &NAME ... ice cream ! Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys - we 're still drinking it I think ! Are you sure you do n't want any dinner on &NAME &NAME ? After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night ... : &CHAR Also - we want to give you plenty of time to " be warned " about &NAME ! If you 're busy , that 's fine - you 're welcome up anytime . Love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Hello ! Friday is fine . I will probaly arrive at about &NUM : 15pm . Do you need more ice cream ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey everyone ! We had a great time on Thursday ! If you enjoyed your 'revelation into the world of &NAME Wars / what makes &NAME tick " ( &NAME 's words not mine ! ) you will be glad to know that the &NAME Wars Party part &NAME will be happening on Friday . Is this a good time ? We will be starting at 8pm and you 're all welcome to come for 'dinner " again at &NUM but please let me know in advance - and turn up on time ! ! Love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM &NAME ! ! ! You 've eaten all that chocolate cake ! ! Shocking ! ( to use a favourite expression &SMILEY Love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME ... We all want answers ... do n't we ? Sometimes it 's nice to have questions too though . You only get yummy chocolate cake if you come to our bible study group . You do not , although you might want to request a transfer for reasons of gastronomic delight . By the way , if you were thinking of visiting me and eating chocolate at the same time then I must warn you that I have eaten all the chocolate cake last night and there is only coffee cake left . I hope you are satisfied , my lord , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE ? ? ? ? WHY DID N'T I GET ANY ? ? ? ? ANSWERS , I WANT ANSWERS ! ! ! ! ! &CHAR &NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff - &NAME bought it . Maybe I 'll get it this week ... &NAME ... ice cream ! Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys - we 're still drinking it I think ! Are you sure you do n't want any dinner on &NAME &NAME ? After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night ... : &CHAR Also - we want to give you plenty of time to " be warned " about &NAME ! If you 're busy , that 's fine - you 're welcome up anytime . Love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Hello ! Friday is fine . I will probaly arrive at about &NUM : 15pm . Do you need more ice cream ? &NAME &NAME wrote : makes &NAME time ? time ! ! SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM &NAME - I have to say - I love your page source tip- excellent ! I 've surprised a couple of people already ! love from the stalker &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME ... We all want answers ... do n't we ? Sometimes it 's nice to have questions too though . You only get yummy chocolate cake if you come to our bible study group . You do not , although you might want to request a transfer for reasons of gastronomic delight . By the way , if you were thinking of visiting me and eating chocolate at the same time then I must warn you that I have eaten all the chocolate cake last night and there is only coffee cake left . I hope you are satisfied , my lord , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE ? ? ? ? WHY DID N'T I GET ANY ? ? ? ? ANSWERS , I WANT ANSWERS ! ! ! ! ! &CHAR &NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff - &NAME bought it . Maybe I 'll get it this week ... &NAME ... ice cream ! Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys - we 're still drinking it I think ! Are you sure you do n't want any dinner on &NAME &NAME ? After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night ... : &CHAR Also - we want to give you plenty of time to " be warned " about &NAME ! If you 're busy , that 's fine - you 're welcome up anytime . Love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Hello ! Friday is fine . I will probaly arrive at about &NUM : 15pm . Do you need more ice cream ? &NAME &NAME wrote : makes &NAME time ? time ! ! SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM Dear &NAME , I 'm glad to hear you have found a shady use for innocent information . It is indeed a very entertaining occupation . Thanks for the crystals text , as I said to you ( when you surprised me - again ! ) they grew ! And they were yellow ! And very very lovely ! Enjoy your day , &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME - I have to say - I love your page source tip- excellent ! I 've surprised a couple of people already ! love from the stalker &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME ... We all want answers ... do n't we ? Sometimes it 's nice to have questions too though . You only get yummy chocolate cake if you come to our bible study group . You do not , although you might want to request a transfer for reasons of gastronomic delight . By the way , if you were thinking of visiting me and eating chocolate at the same time then I must warn you that I have eaten all the chocolate cake last night and there is only coffee cake left . I hope you are satisfied , my lord , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : WHAT YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE ? ? ? ? WHY DID N'T I GET ANY ? ? ? ? ANSWERS , I WANT ANSWERS ! ! ! ! ! &CHAR &NAME I only helped choose the coke and stuff - &NAME bought it . Maybe I 'll get it this week ... &NAME ... ice cream ! Thanks for the icecream and huge bottle of coke last week guys - we 're still drinking it I think ! Are you sure you do n't want any dinner on &NAME &NAME ? After that yummy chocolate cake you fed us last night ... : &CHAR Also - we want to give you plenty of time to " be warned " about &NAME ! If you 're busy , that 's fine - you 're welcome up anytime . Love &NAME x &NAME wrote : makes &NAME time ? time ! ! SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM I 'm glad you 're in love with your crystals &NAME . so reassuring are n't they ? not sure I like yellow though ... have a * great * day ( say that with a canadian accent ) - love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , I 'm glad to hear you have found a shady use for innocent information . It is indeed a very entertaining occupation . Thanks for the crystals text , as I said to you ( when you surprised me - again ! ) they grew ! And they were yellow ! And very very lovely ! Enjoy your day , &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME - I have to say - I love your page source tip- excellent ! I 've surprised a couple of people already ! love from the stalker &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM I 'm not sure if it 's sensible to be reassured by crystals ... Although I can understand being comforted by the constancy of their growth , their expansion in cold circumstances , their beautiful pale sparkling forms , need I go on ? ... Have a * great * day too ! ( Again , Canadian accent obligatory for maximum amusement value . ) &NAME &NAME wrote : I 'm glad you 're in love with your crystals &NAME . so reassuring are n't they ? not sure I like yellow though ... have a * great * day ( say that with a canadian accent ) - love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , I 'm glad to hear you have found a shady use for innocent information . It is indeed a very entertaining occupation . Thanks for the crystals text , as I said to you ( when you surprised me - again ! ) they grew ! And they were yellow ! And very very lovely ! Enjoy your day , &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME - I have to say - I love your page source tip- excellent ! I 've surprised a couple of people already ! love from the stalker &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : Birthday Invitation Dear &NAME , Thank you for your invitation . I will be able to attend . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME formal ... ? Hey guys - hope you 're all okay and enjoying the sunshine &SMILEY - just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on &NAME . None of my year seem to be going except new &NAME members like myself ... Are they doing drinks in the &NAME before-hand as well ? &NAME , &NAME &CHAR &NAME I might have asked &NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did n't want to make &NAME and the other girls jealous &SMILEY SUBJECT: Re : &NAME formal ... ? &NAME and I would be honoured by your presence Miss &NAME . ( Would n't we &NAME . ) I think they 're doing drinks - yes ( &NUM : &NUM ? ) I would have asked &NAME to escort me , but I did n't want to make the other boys jealous . Later , &NAME Hey guys - hope you 're all okay and enjoying the sunshine &SMILEY - just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on &NAME . None of my year seem to be going except new &NAME members like myself ... Are they doing drinks in the &NAME before-hand as well ? &NAME , &NAME &CHAR &NAME I might have asked &NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did n't want to make &NAME and the other girls jealous &SMILEY SUBJECT: Re : &NAME formal ... ? &NAME ... Is &NAME not coming now ? His name is on the list ! &NAME x &NAME &NAME - sorry about &NAME - he 's so cheeky is n't he ? Hope you had a good day &SMILEY &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME and I would be honoured by your presence Miss &NAME . ( Would n't we &NAME . ) I think they 're doing drinks - yes ( &NUM : &NUM ? ) I would have asked &NAME to escort me , but I did n't want to make the other boys jealous . Later , &NAME Hey guys - hope you 're all okay and enjoying the sunshine &SMILEY - just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on &NAME . None of my year seem to be going except new &NAME members like myself ... Are they doing drinks in the &NAME before-hand as well ? &NAME , &NAME &CHAR &NAME I might have asked &NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did n't want to make &NAME and the other girls jealous &SMILEY SUBJECT: Re : &NAME formal ... ? Hi &NAME , I was going to ask you this evening if you wanted to sit with &NAME and myself . &NAME 's not going . We are feeling rather lonely as the rest of our group have all pulled out of going for &NUM reason or another . That would be lovely ! Is n't &NAME &NAME going too ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey guys - hope you 're all okay and enjoying the sunshine &SMILEY - just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on &NAME . None of my year seem to be going except new &NAME members like myself ... Are they doing drinks in the &NAME before-hand as well ? &NAME , &NAME &CHAR &NAME I might have asked &NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did n't want to make &NAME and the other girls jealous &SMILEY SUBJECT: Re : &NAME formal ... ? Hey &NAME - you will be very pleased to know that I have found you a * date * for &NAME night ( and it 's not me ) . I came home last night to find that the other young and attractive girl in my flat ( not &NAME ) needed cheering up - so I have invited her to the formal ( &NAME &NAME 's not coming ) ... &NAME that 's okay . &SMILEY I did warn her that you were already taken but she said she 'd fight them all off - so &NAME had better watch out ! Do n't be scared . &SMILEY It 'll be good practice for next year ! love from Disappointed of &NAME . P.S. you know I would have * loved * going with the &NUM of you otherwise ... &SMILEY " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Hi &NAME , I was going to ask you this evening if you wanted to sit with &NAME and myself . &NAME 's not going . We are feeling rather lonely as the rest of our group have all pulled out of going for &NUM reason or another . That would be lovely ! Is n't &NAME &NAME going too ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey guys - hope you 're all okay and enjoying the sunshine &SMILEY - just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on &NAME . None of my year seem to be going except new &NAME members like myself ... Are they doing drinks in the &NAME before-hand as well ? &NAME , &NAME &CHAR &NAME I might have asked &NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did n't want to make &NAME and the other girls jealous &SMILEY SUBJECT: Re : &NAME formal ... ? Now you can have &NAME all to yourself ... &NAME wrote : Hey &NAME - you will be very pleased to know that I have found you a * date * for &NAME night ( and it 's not me ) . I came home last night to find that the other young and attractive girl in my flat ( not &NAME ) needed cheering up - so I have invited her to the formal ( &NAME &NAME 's not coming ) ... &NAME that 's okay . &SMILEY I did warn her that you were already taken but she said she 'd fight them all off - so &NAME had better watch out ! Do n't be scared . &SMILEY It 'll be good practice for next year ! love from Disappointed of &NAME . P.S. you know I would have * loved * going with the &NUM of you otherwise ... &SMILEY " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Hi &NAME , I was going to ask you this evening if you wanted to sit with &NAME and myself . &NAME 's not going . We are feeling rather lonely as the rest of our group have all pulled out of going for &NUM reason or another . That would be lovely ! Is n't &NAME &NAME going too ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey guys - hope you 're all okay and enjoying the sunshine &SMILEY - just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on &NAME . None of my year seem to be going except new &NAME members like myself ... Are they doing drinks in the &NAME before-hand as well ? &NAME , &NAME &CHAR &NAME I might have asked &NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did n't want to make &NAME and the other girls jealous &SMILEY SUBJECT: Re : &NAME formal ... ? Hope you cheeky monkey ... Now you can have &NAME all to yourself ... &NAME wrote : Hey &NAME - you will be very pleased to know that I have found you a * date * for &NAME night ( and it 's not me ) . I came home last night to find that the other young and attractive girl in my flat ( not &NAME ) needed cheering up - so I have invited her to the formal ( &NAME &NAME 's not coming ) ... &NAME that 's okay . &SMILEY I did warn her that you were already taken but she said she 'd fight them all off - so &NAME had better watch out ! Do n't be scared . &SMILEY It 'll be good practice for next year ! love from Disappointed of &NAME . P.S. you know I would have * loved * going with the &NUM of you otherwise ... &SMILEY " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Hi &NAME , I was going to ask you this evening if you wanted to sit with &NAME and myself . &NAME 's not going . We are feeling rather lonely as the rest of our group have all pulled out of going for &NUM reason or another . That would be lovely ! Is n't &NAME &NAME going too ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey guys - hope you 're all okay and enjoying the sunshine &SMILEY - just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on &NAME . None of my year seem to be going except new &NAME members like myself ... Are they doing drinks in the &NAME before-hand as well ? &NAME , &NAME &CHAR &NAME I might have asked &NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did n't want to make &NAME and the other girls jealous &SMILEY SUBJECT: Re : &NAME formal ... ? How delightful . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Now you can have &NAME all to yourself ... &NAME wrote : Hey &NAME - you will be very pleased to know that I have found you a * date * for &NAME night ( and it 's not me ) . I came home last night to find that the other young and attractive girl in my flat ( not &NAME ) needed cheering up - so I have invited her to the formal ( &NAME &NAME 's not coming ) ... &NAME that 's okay . &SMILEY I did warn her that you were already taken but she said she 'd fight them all off - so &NAME had better watch out ! Do n't be scared . &SMILEY It 'll be good practice for next year ! love from Disappointed of &NAME . P.S. you know I would have * loved * going with the &NUM of you otherwise ... &SMILEY " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Hi &NAME , I was going to ask you this evening if you wanted to sit with &NAME and myself . &NAME 's not going . We are feeling rather lonely as the rest of our group have all pulled out of going for &NUM reason or another . That would be lovely ! Is n't &NAME &NAME going too ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey guys - hope you 're all okay and enjoying the sunshine &SMILEY - just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on &NAME . None of my year seem to be going except new &NAME members like myself ... Are they doing drinks in the &NAME before-hand as well ? &NAME , &NAME &CHAR &NAME I might have asked &NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did n't want to make &NAME and the other girls jealous &SMILEY SUBJECT: Re : &NAME formal ... ? I take it all back ! " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Now you can have &NAME all to yourself ... &NAME wrote : Hey &NAME - you will be very pleased to know that I have found you a * date * for &NAME night ( and it 's not me ) . I came home last night to find that the other young and attractive girl in my flat ( not &NAME ) needed cheering up - so I have invited her to the formal ( &NAME &NAME 's not coming ) ... &NAME that 's okay . &SMILEY I did warn her that you were already taken but she said she 'd fight them all off - so &NAME had better watch out ! Do n't be scared . &SMILEY It 'll be good practice for next year ! love from Disappointed of &NAME . P.S. you know I would have * loved * going with the &NUM of you otherwise ... &SMILEY " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Hi &NAME , I was going to ask you this evening if you wanted to sit with &NAME and myself . &NAME 's not going . We are feeling rather lonely as the rest of our group have all pulled out of going for &NUM reason or another . That would be lovely ! Is n't &NAME &NAME going too ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey guys - hope you 're all okay and enjoying the sunshine &SMILEY - just wondered if I could sit with you fine gentlemen at the formal on &NAME . None of my year seem to be going except new &NAME members like myself ... Are they doing drinks in the &NAME before-hand as well ? &NAME , &NAME &CHAR &NAME I might have asked &NAME if he wanted to escort me but I did n't want to make &NAME and the other girls jealous &SMILEY SUBJECT: Re : &NAME formal ... ? Everything ! I know when I 'm beaten . I have been outwitted by &NAME &NAME . I will behave myself and give up on this 'matchmaking " nonsense ... save it for the flat ! &SMILEY &NAME x &NAME &NAME wrote : You take what all back ? ? ? ? I take it all back ! " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Now you can have &NAME all to yourself ... &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : &NAME formal ... ? I quote ( as I often do ) ... " I did n't want to make &NAME and the other girls jealous ;D " I am curious , does &NAME not come under the category of " girls " ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME formal ... ? of course she does ! I thought &NAME was coming to the formal so I mentioned her specifically , and any " other " girls that we might be talking about ! ! &NAME x &NAME wrote : I quote ( as I often do ) ... " I did n't want to make &NAME and the other girls jealous ;D " I am curious , does &NAME not come under the category of " girls " ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : My Birthday Dear &NAME , &NUM ) That date and time are great . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Boys , Do you want to join with &NAME and me to get &NAME a birthday present . Any ideas ? &CHAR SUBJECT: Set the stage , light the lights Ladies and Gentlemen , &NAME and &NAME . We 've already had the CU " &CHAR " List of of birthday celebrations . Your Medlocks , &NAME and even , to a lesser extent , your &NAME ( I think ) . SO ... now it 's time for the C-list equivalents to make arrangements as well . It 's my birthday on Saturday . And as most of you are my frineds , or acquaintances , I thought it 'd be nice to have a light meal with you . I decided to mail a lot of you as hopefully enough people can respond to make a half-decent show of it . Perhaps we can go to the &NAME &NAME or something like that . As I 'd hate to seperate anyone from their loved &NUM on my account , I 'd love to extend this invitation to your other halves - if you have any . And if you think they are suitable to be brought into a social atmosphere . Also , I need reminding how lonely I am and what I am missing out on by not using certain brands of aftershave . I 'm not bitter , oh no. I 'm happy , and it would be nice if you were too . So if we could all get together , be happy , forget about work and enjoy the fact that &NAME has given us each others company under the excuse of celebrating my 21st , it 'd be lovely . I have undoubtedly missed &NUM or &NUM people of this list . Certainly some of my fell group whose e-mails I have not got . Feel free to pass this on to suitable individuals . I remain as always , sincerely yours . &NAME " &NAME brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe . All mimsy were the borogoves , And the momeraths outgrabe " SUBJECT: Re : Set the stage , light the lights Hi &NAME , That sounds great . I will be able to come . Will it be after &NAME ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Ladies and Gentlemen , &NAME and &NAME . We 've already had the CU " &CHAR " List of of birthday celebrations . Your Medlocks , &NAME and even , to a lesser extent , your &NAME ( I think ) . SO ... now it 's time for the C-list equivalents to make arrangements as well . It 's my birthday on Saturday . And as most of you are my frineds , or acquaintances , I thought it 'd be nice to have a light meal with you . I decided to mail a lot of you as hopefully enough people can respond to make a half-decent show of it . Perhaps we can go to the &NAME &NAME or something like that . As I 'd hate to seperate anyone from their loved &NUM on my account , I 'd love to extend this invitation to your other halves - if you have any . And if you think they are suitable to be brought into a social atmosphere . Also , I need reminding how lonely I am and what I am missing out on by not using certain brands of aftershave . I 'm not bitter , oh no. I 'm happy , and it would be nice if you were too . So if we could all get together , be happy , forget about work and enjoy the fact that &NAME has given us each others company under the excuse of celebrating my 21st , it 'd be lovely . I have undoubtedly missed &NUM or &NUM people of this list . Certainly some of my fell group whose e-mails I have not got . Feel free to pass this on to suitable individuals . I remain as always , sincerely yours . &NAME " &NAME brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe . All mimsy were the borogoves , And the momeraths outgrabe " SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , Yes , I very much would like to do that . I have been puzzling and have not yet formed any ideas of gifts . We will need to discover something . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Boys , Do you want to join with &NAME and me to get &NAME a birthday present . Any ideas ? &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , My third email in a very short space of time ... Do you and &NAME and &NAME and me want to get &NAME something too while we 're in the multiple-people gift-buying scheme thing ? See you later , &NAME &NAME &NAME , and I got &NUM texts from &NAME yesterday - quite amazing , and yes , she is paranoid ... SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Yeah , almost certainly . &CHAR Hi &NAME , My third email in a very short space of time ... Do you and &NAME and &NAME and me want to get &NAME something too while we 're in the multiple-people gift-buying scheme thing ? See you later , &NAME &NAME &NAME , and I got &NUM texts from &NAME yesterday - quite amazing , and yes , she is paranoid ... SUBJECT: Saturday - &NAME 's 21st . Specifics . The &NAME pooth seemed to work quite well for &NAME 's do so I see no reason why the same ca n't happen for me . Can I suggest that we go after &NAME ? If I 'll see if I can make a booking for around &NUM . Someone more obsessed with their looks than I enquired as to the dress code . There is n't one . Turn up in a suit if you want or as casual as you like . There 's very little you could wear that would offend me , unless it is actually very little - &NAME ! Hope you can make it . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Saturday - &NAME 's 21st . &NAME good &NAME ! " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME . The &NAME pooth seemed to work quite well for &NAME 's do so I see no reason why the same ca n't happen for me . Can I suggest that we go after &NAME ? If I 'll see if I can make a booking for around &NUM . Someone more obsessed with their looks than I enquired as to the dress code . There is n't one . Turn up in a suit if you want or as casual as you like . There 's very little you could wear that would offend me , unless it is actually very little - &NAME ! Hope you can make it . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME 's party Dear everyone , Just thought I 'd email and say that &NAME and I are going to send a card to &NAME 's parents , and would it be okay if we signed your names ? Thanks , &NAME &NAME Does anyone know how to import an address book ? Apparently mine is somewhere on my hard drive , but I ca n't find it . &NAME x Could someone please forward this to &NAME ( and anyone else I 've forgotten ) if they have her address ? I do n't know how to spell her surname so I could n't look it up . SUBJECT: PARTY ! ! ! ! Hey everyone - Come and eat pancakes and icecream in &NAME &CHAR on Saturday evening ! " Why ? " you ask ? To help celebrate &NUM fantastic birthdays - &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME ... &NAME and &NAME are &NUM and &NAME is &NUM ! WHERE AND WHEN ? &NUM &NAME Saturday 4th May , &NAME &CHAR ( &NAME and &NAME 's flat ) , &NAME It would be great if everyone could bring something yummy to have with icecream and pancakes ( I 'm thinking wafers , chocolate drops , chocolate biscuits , flakes , anything chocolate , sprinkles , sauce , etc. ! ! ) . Drinks also appreciated . ( Also , if anyone wants to bring jelly - this would also be fab ! ) See you all there ! Please feel free to invite anyone we 've missed . SUBJECT: &NAME 's birthday &NAME and &NAME , Shall we buy &NAME &CHAR a joint birthday present ? &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : &NAME 's birthday &NAME , That 's a wonderful idea . I am totally up for it . It 's on Sunday , is n't it ? Anyone got any ideas for a present ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME and &NAME , Shall we buy &NAME &CHAR a joint birthday present ? &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Attack of the Clones &NAME , I do n't think we need to make it a big thing . I 'll ask &NAME & &NAME & &NAME . &NAME &NAME knows about it . I 've told &NAME . When we book do we have to pay ? &CHAR &NAME , I was passing the cinema this morning whilst on my weekly pilgrimage to &NAME and I entered . There are still free spaces for the Thursday at 8pm showing . However , since it 's student night we are advised to book at least &NUM days in advance . By my calculations that means Monday . Therefore , would you mind awfully emailing the people you want to invite . Alternatively , tell me who you want to invite and I 'll email them . Hope you had a good morning and you understand life . &NAME SUBJECT: STAR WARS Guys , If any of you are interested in watching &NAME Wars &NAME &NUM on THURSDAY EVENING ( &NUM : &NUM ) then you need to go down and buy your tickets before TUESDAY , as they are likely to be sold out if you leave it much later . Please tell anyone else who might want to come that night - the more the merrier ! May the force be with you , blah , blah , blah , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME The crisp , navy whites ... The sharp , black uniform ... The clear , blue-green eyes ... Need I say more ? &CHAR &NAME , I am perfectly well aware that &NAME fancies him , and I disapprove of the inferences you are insinuating . I was merely wondering , supreme high chancellor , if you had any insight into the effect he causes in this particular film . I am sure you have boundless wisdom which I anticipate being revealed with utmost expectancy . So , please , your honour , do not keep this poor mortal wretch in suspense any longer . Also , since you yourself did say last night that you also harboured amorous feelings towards him then you are in a particularly specialised position to impart such knowledge and wisdom as you have in your vast reserves . &NAME &NAME I would just like to distance myself from all speculative rumours that I find &NAME attractive , when clearly her heart belongs to another . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that &NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM . &NAME this clears up the matter , &NAME Thank you &NAME for your exquisite research skills - &NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher ... So someone who goes by the axiom : " the present is the key to the future " ? Not to be confused with the much more widely known : " the present is the key to the past " . Nor the virtually unknown : " the present is the key " . Hope you both have a good day . &NAME I do not understand &NAME 's fascination for &NAME &NAME in last night 's film - would someone care to explain ? &NAME , you said you understood her feelings , and &NAME , you 're female - both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME : &CHAR . One who prognosticates ; a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs . ( &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Probably , yes , but I 'll take your word for it . &NAME as ever . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : The crisp , navy whites ... The sharp , black uniform ... The clear , blue-green eyes ... Need I say more ? &CHAR &NAME , I am perfectly well aware that &NAME fancies him , and I disapprove of the inferences you are insinuating . I was merely wondering , supreme high chancellor , if you had any insight into the effect he causes in this particular film . I am sure you have boundless wisdom which I anticipate being revealed with utmost expectancy . So , please , your honour , do not keep this poor mortal wretch in suspense any longer . Also , since you yourself did say last night that you also harboured amorous feelings towards him then you are in a particularly specialised position to impart such knowledge and wisdom as you have in your vast reserves . &NAME &NAME I would just like to distance myself from all speculative rumours that I find &NAME attractive , when clearly her heart belongs to another . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that &NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM . &NAME this clears up the matter , &NAME Thank you &NAME for your exquisite research skills - &NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher ... So someone who goes by the axiom : " the present is the key to the future " ? Not to be confused with the much more widely known : " the present is the key to the past " . Nor the virtually unknown : " the present is the key " . Hope you both have a good day . &NAME I do not understand &NAME 's fascination for &NAME &NAME in last night 's film - would someone care to explain ? &NAME , you said you understood her feelings , and &NAME , you 're female - both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding . &NAME &NAME wrote : foreteller of a SUBJECT: Re : &NAME To both of you : I do fancy &NAME &NAME . I do not , and have never fancied &NAME . I do not , and have never fancied &NAME . I find it difficult to believe why anyone would , without getting SEVERELY IRRITATED AND ANNOYED . I also do n't spend enough time with &NAME to be able to fancy him ; perhaps his mirror would have that privilege . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that &NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM . &NAME this clears up the matter , &NAME Thank you &NAME for your exquisite research skills - &NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher ... So someone who goes by the axiom : " the present is the key to the future " ? Not to be confused with the much more widely known : " the present is the key to the past " . Nor the virtually unknown : " the present is the key " . Hope you both have a good day . &NAME I do not understand &NAME 's fascination for &NAME &NAME in last night 's film - would someone care to explain ? &NAME , you said you understood her feelings , and &NAME , you 're female - both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME : &CHAR . One who prognosticates ; a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs . ( &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Re : &NAME ] Just to clarify that you do n't spend any time with &NAME &NAME , and since you fancy him it cannot be a determining factor in whether or not you would fancy &NAME . To both of you : I do fancy &NAME &NAME . I do not , and have never fancied &NAME . I do not , and have never fancied &NAME . I find it difficult to believe why anyone would , without getting SEVERELY IRRITATED AND ANNOYED . I also do n't spend enough time with &NAME to be able to fancy him ; perhaps his mirror would have that privilege . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that &NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM . &NAME this clears up the matter , &NAME Thank you &NAME for your exquisite research skills - &NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher ... So someone who goes by the axiom : " the present is the key to the future " ? Not to be confused with the much more widely known : " the present is the key to the past " . Nor the virtually unknown : " the present is the key " . Hope you both have a good day . &NAME I do not understand &NAME 's fascination for &NAME &NAME in last night 's film - would someone care to explain ? &NAME , you said you understood her feelings , and &NAME , you 're female - both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME : &CHAR . One who prognosticates ; a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs . ( &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME : &CHAR . One who prognosticates ; a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs . ( &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Thank you &NAME for your exquisite research skills - &NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher ... So someone who goes by the axiom : " the present is the key to the future " ? Not to be confused with the much more widely known : " the present is the key to the past " . Nor the virtually unknown : " the present is the key " . Hope you both have a good day . &NAME I do not understand &NAME 's fascination for &NAME &NAME in last night 's film - would someone care to explain ? &NAME , you said you understood her feelings , and &NAME , you 're female - both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME : &CHAR . One who prognosticates ; a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs . ( &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that &NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM . &NAME this clears up the matter , &NAME Thank you &NAME for your exquisite research skills - &NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher ... So someone who goes by the axiom : " the present is the key to the future " ? Not to be confused with the much more widely known : " the present is the key to the past " . Nor the virtually unknown : " the present is the key " . Hope you both have a good day . &NAME I do not understand &NAME 's fascination for &NAME &NAME in last night 's film - would someone care to explain ? &NAME , you said you understood her feelings , and &NAME , you 're female - both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME : &CHAR . One who prognosticates ; a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs . ( &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , I am perfectly well aware that &NAME fancies him , and I disapprove of the inferences you are insinuating . I was merely wondering , supreme high chancellor , if you had any insight into the effect he causes in this particular film . I am sure you have boundless wisdom which I anticipate being revealed with utmost expectancy . So , please , your honour , do not keep this poor mortal wretch in suspense any longer . Also , since you yourself did say last night that you also harboured amorous feelings towards him then you are in a particularly specialised position to impart such knowledge and wisdom as you have in your vast reserves . &NAME &NAME I would just like to distance myself from all speculative rumours that I find &NAME attractive , when clearly her heart belongs to another . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that &NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM . &NAME this clears up the matter , &NAME Thank you &NAME for your exquisite research skills - &NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher ... So someone who goes by the axiom : " the present is the key to the future " ? Not to be confused with the much more widely known : " the present is the key to the past " . Nor the virtually unknown : " the present is the key " . Hope you both have a good day . &NAME I do not understand &NAME 's fascination for &NAME &NAME in last night 's film - would someone care to explain ? &NAME , you said you understood her feelings , and &NAME , you 're female - both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME : &CHAR . One who prognosticates ; a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs . ( &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Maybe this will help &CHAR deluded &NUM ... &WEBSITE And in case that does n't help there 's plenty more where that came from ... &WEBSITE / &NAME ! &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , I am perfectly well aware that &NAME fancies him , and I disapprove of the inferences you are insinuating . I was merely wondering , supreme high chancellor , if you had any insight into the effect he causes in this particular film . I am sure you have boundless wisdom which I anticipate being revealed with utmost expectancy . So , please , your honour , do not keep this poor mortal wretch in suspense any longer . Also , since you yourself did say last night that you also harboured amorous feelings towards him then you are in a particularly specialised position to impart such knowledge and wisdom as you have in your vast reserves . &NAME &NAME I would just like to distance myself from all speculative rumours that I find &NAME attractive , when clearly her heart belongs to another . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that &NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM . &NAME this clears up the matter , &NAME Thank you &NAME for your exquisite research skills - &NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher ... So someone who goes by the axiom : " the present is the key to the future " ? Not to be confused with the much more widely known : " the present is the key to the past " . Nor the virtually unknown : " the present is the key " . Hope you both have a good day . &NAME I do not understand &NAME 's fascination for &NAME &NAME in last night 's film - would someone care to explain ? &NAME , you said you understood her feelings , and &NAME , you 're female - both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME : &CHAR . One who prognosticates ; a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs . ( &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME wrote : Thank you &NAME . &NAME You 're very welcome &NAME : &NUM : &NUM &NAME .. yes ... sorry ... I was checking my emails in the &NAME Flat and &NAME spotted her name ... nothing I could do ... honest , guv . ( Is &NAME still alive ? ) I fancy &NAME &NAME as well if that helps at all ? ( but apparently I fancy everyone ) Some pointers : &NAME , clean cut , American " lad " &NAME hair &NAME clothes Not too tall &SMILEY Talks lots ( this is a good thing ? Ed. ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME .. actually , on second thoughts I do n't really fancy him . But I do fancy : &NAME from &NAME , &NAME on the &NAME Wing ( if &NAME lets me ) , or better yet &NAME &NAME &NAME on &NAME &NAME ... yumm ... and &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( when younger ) , &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME ( ditto ) ... etc etc. . . &NAME this helps &NAME , &NAME &CHAR &NAME &NAME you 're both not too disappointed that &NAME does n't fancy you . Maybe she 'll go for the t-shirt option too &SMILEY Word is she likes men in powerful positions ... ( hehe ) &NAME &NAME wrote : To both of you : I do fancy &NAME &NAME . I do not , and have never fancied &NAME . I do not , and have never fancied &NAME . I find it difficult to believe why anyone would , without getting SEVERELY IRRITATED AND ANNOYED . I also do n't spend enough time with &NAME to be able to fancy him ; perhaps his mirror would have that privilege . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that &NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM . &NAME this clears up the matter , &NAME &NAME I do not understand &NAME 's fascination for &NAME &NAME in last night 's film - would someone care to explain ? &NAME , you said you understood her feelings , and &NAME , you 're female - both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Dear &NAME , " You 're very welcome &NAME : &NUM : &NUM " - What do you mean by : &NUM : &NUM ? " &NAME .. yes ... sorry ... I was checking my emails in the &NAME Flat and &NAME spotted her name ... nothing I could do ... honest , guv . ( Is &NAME still alive ? ) " - I do n't know if &NAME is alive . I hope and assume he is . I take it &NAME was with you when you wrote this reply . 'Some pointers : &NAME , clean cut , American " lad " &NAME hair &NAME clothes Not too tall &SMILEY Talks lots ( this is a good thing ? Ed. ) &NAME &NAME smile " - How disturbingly superficial . " &NAME this helps &NAME . " - Not really , but thanks anyway &SMILEY " &NAME &NAME you 're both not too disappointed that &NAME does n't fancy you . Maybe she 'll go for the t-shirt option too &SMILEY Word is she likes men in powerful positions ... ( hehe ) " - I ca n't speak for &NAME , but I am certainly not disappointed that &NAME does n't fancy me . And regardless of whether or not she finds power attractive I certainly do n't find people who are attracted by it attractive . Quite the reverse in fact . With friendly good wishes , &NAME &SMILEY SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Re : &NAME ] &NAME , whatever the case , I do not , have never , and never will fancy &NAME . This should clear everything up . &NAME wrote : Just to clarify that you do n't spend any time with &NAME &NAME , and since you fancy him it cannot be a determining factor in whether or not you would fancy &NAME . To both of you : I do fancy &NAME &NAME . I do not , and have never fancied &NAME . I do not , and have never fancied &NAME . I find it difficult to believe why anyone would , without getting SEVERELY IRRITATED AND ANNOYED . I also do n't spend enough time with &NAME to be able to fancy him ; perhaps his mirror would have that privilege . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that &NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM . &NAME this clears up the matter , &NAME Thank you &NAME for your exquisite research skills - &NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher ... So someone who goes by the axiom : " the present is the key to the future " ? Not to be confused with the much more widely known : " the present is the key to the past " . Nor the virtually unknown : " the present is the key " . Hope you both have a good day . &NAME I do not understand &NAME 's fascination for &NAME &NAME in last night 's film - would someone care to explain ? &NAME , you said you understood her feelings , and &NAME , you 're female - both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME : &CHAR . One who prognosticates ; a foreknower or foreteller of a future course or event by present signs . ( &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Re : &NAME ] I think you 're perhaps being a bit hasty Miss &NAME . Many a girl has made such claims in the past , and has yet succumbed to the inevitable . &NAME , whatever the case , I do not , have never , and never will fancy &NAME . This should clear everything up . &NAME wrote : Just to clarify that you do n't spend any time with &NAME &NAME , and since you fancy him it cannot be a determining factor in whether or not you would fancy &NAME . To both of you : I do fancy &NAME &NAME . I do not , and have never fancied &NAME . I do not , and have never fancied &NAME . I find it difficult to believe why anyone would , without getting SEVERELY IRRITATED AND ANNOYED . I also do n't spend enough time with &NAME to be able to fancy him ; perhaps his mirror would have that privilege . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I realise that the jealousy aroused by the knowledge that &NAME might have feelings for someone other than yourself may have caused you to blindly ignore the quite obvious fact that SHE FANCIES HIM . &NAME this clears up the matter , &NAME Thank you &NAME for your exquisite research skills - &NAME was right to appoint you senior researcher ... So someone who goes by the axiom : " the present is the key to the future " ? Not to be confused with the much more widely known : " the present is the key to the past " . Nor the virtually unknown : " the present is the key " . Hope you both have a good day . &NAME I do not understand &NAME 's fascination for &NAME &NAME in last night 's film - would someone care to explain ? &NAME , you said you understood her feelings , and &NAME , you 're female - both likely candidates for possessing this hidden understanding . &NAME &NAME wrote : foreteller of a SUBJECT: Re : &NAME With friendly wishes yourself , &NAME ... Please tell me you realised I was being ironic ... and deliberately superficial ! ! Are you okay ? &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , " You 're very welcome &NAME : &NUM : &NUM " - What do you mean by : &NUM : &NUM ? " &NAME .. yes ... sorry ... I was checking my emails in the &NAME Flat and &NAME spotted her name ... nothing I could do ... honest , guv . ( Is &NAME still alive ? ) " - I do n't know if &NAME is alive . I hope and assume he is . I take it &NAME was with you when you wrote this reply . 'Some pointers : &NAME , clean cut , American " lad " &NAME hair &NAME clothes Not too tall &SMILEY Talks lots ( this is a good thing ? Ed. ) &NAME &NAME smile " - How disturbingly superficial . " &NAME this helps &NAME . " - Not really , but thanks anyway &SMILEY " &NAME &NAME you 're both not too disappointed that &NAME does n't fancy you . Maybe she 'll go for the t-shirt option too &SMILEY Word is she likes men in powerful positions ... ( hehe ) " - I ca n't speak for &NAME , but I am certainly not disappointed that &NAME does n't fancy me . And regardless of whether or not she finds power attractive I certainly do n't find people who are attracted by it attractive . Quite the reverse in fact . With friendly good wishes , &NAME &SMILEY SUBJECT: Re : STAR WARS Yes . I 've bought my ticket . &NAME , Is &NAME Wars still on for Thursday now that &NAME ca n't come ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hello ! No , I did not realise you were being deliberately superficial . I assumed you were like &NAME Yes , I 'm fine thanks . &NAME &NAME wrote : With friendly wishes yourself , &NAME ... Please tell me you realised I was being ironic ... and deliberately superficial ! ! Are you okay ? &CHAR &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : STAR WARS &NAME , Is &NAME Wars still on for Thursday now that &NAME ca n't come ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Heard you did n't sleep that well last night - nor did &CHAR actually ! - hope you 've had a better sleep . Your last email sounded kinda cranky - that 's why I just wanted to check everything was going ok - just bored with work ? ? Cool to see you and &NAME last night - I had fun ! See you soon , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hello ! No , I did not realise you were being deliberately superficial . I assumed you were like &NAME Yes , I 'm fine thanks . &NAME &NAME wrote : With friendly wishes yourself , &NAME ... Please tell me you realised I was being ironic ... and deliberately superficial ! ! Are you okay ? &CHAR &CHAR SUBJECT: SW Boys and girls , Here is a quite amusing review : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: SW again And now for the more Todian view : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : SW again This one I definitely prefer . &NAME &NAME wrote : And now for the more Todian view : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : SW again For a whole range of reviews for you SW-obsessed people ... &WEBSITE / Rotten Tomatoes is always the place to go for movie reviews ! &NAME x &NAME I ca n't believe Empire gave it &NUM stars ! ! ! ! &CHAR " like " Empire - will &CHAR ever be able to trust its reviews again ? &NAME &NAME &NAME seems to be a hit tho ! &NAME wrote : This one I definitely prefer . &NAME &NAME wrote : And now for the more Todian view : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ( and &NAME & &NAME ) , So this guy is defending traditional geology against young-earthism . Well I do n't see any problem with his arguments , although I would question how much " &NAME " literature he 's actually read , because he skirts over a discussion of any details . However , he makes the point that if one holds the view that " the present is the key to the past " then one can date rocks back well into the millions of years . And it would appear that this is indeed so , although it is of course an " unscientific " view ( in the literal sense ) because we cannot observe what the universe was like thousands / millions of years ago . Well , you might say that we can " observe " it because we can study the rocks that date from that era , but that is clearly a circular argument . Personally I would not like to make any claims about the age of the earth , as I do n't see a particularly convicing argument either way , but I would like to make a couple of ( amateurish ! ) points : - presumably &NAME must have started everything off at some point , and since we do n't really know what state he started it off in , I do n't see how we can make valid assumptions about , for instance , how much of a given elemental isotope there was in the rock to begin with ( necessary for radiometric dating ) . - the fossil record does not appear to concur with what we would expect from a purely evolutionary theory of special origin . It shows gaps between species , and hardly any transitional forms ( for example , there has not been a single irrefutable transitional primate-human discovered in the fossil record ) . This suggest that if evolution did happen , things must have evolved very quickly between major special boundaries , but this contradicts the whole theory of evolution , because by definition things ca n't happen quickly . I only make these &NUM points because they relate to the geological record , and the age of the earth ; there are many other personal problems I could raise with evolutionary theory , but that is for another day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : The point the guy was making , as far as I could see was not about evolution , but rather the age of the Earth . Secondly , just because assumptions are made , this does n't necessarily mean that they are wrong . With regards to radiometric dating , assuming that a rock started out with none of the daughter product is ver likely to be valid , as many of the products are only produced through radioactive decay , and when not trapped in rocks , are very easily lost . I am not really going out on a limb to say that radiometric dating does appear to work . How can I say this ? If you use different techniques , ie different isotope ratios , you will still arrive at roughly the same age , within the bounds of error for each technique . ( Usually within a few millions of years ) True , it is hard to say what the universe was like billions of years ago , and &NAME , ( The present is the key to the past ) really does n't apply to the formation of the Earth . Many people argue that the until &NAME &NAME , the processes , ie plate tectonics would have been much different . For example , the earth is the only terrestrial planet to have what we call continental crust , that is a light , bouyant crust . If you look at &NAME , which is still slightly active , although , compared to Earth , pretty much tectonically dead , the crustal rocks are very different to our continents , but similar to our oceans - the rock is basalt . The same is found on the moon . Questions being investigated include things like this , ie can we use the crusts of the other terrestrial planets as analoges for the early earth ? Science does not have all the answers , but the same can be said about the bible . &NAME has given us minds to ponder his creation , and I love doing that.# And you guys are great to discuss this with . Love , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME ( and &NAME & &NAME ) , So this guy is defending traditional geology against young-earthism . Well I do n't see any problem with his arguments , although I would question how much " &NAME " literature he 's actually read , because he skirts over a discussion of any details . However , he makes the point that if one holds the view that " the present is the key to the past " then one can date rocks back well into the millions of years . And it would appear that this is indeed so , although it is of course an " unscientific " view ( in the literal sense ) because we cannot observe what the universe was like thousands / millions of years ago . Well , you might say that we can " observe " it because we can study the rocks that date from that era , but that is clearly a circular argument . Personally I would not like to make any claims about the age of the earth , as I do n't see a particularly convicing argument either way , but I would like to make a couple of ( amateurish ! ) points : - presumably &NAME must have started everything off at some point , and since we do n't really know what state he started it off in , I do n't see how we can make valid assumptions about , for instance , how much of a given elemental isotope there was in the rock to begin with ( necessary for radiometric dating ) . - the fossil record does not appear to concur with what we would expect from a purely evolutionary theory of special origin . It shows gaps between species , and hardly any transitional forms ( for example , there has not been a single irrefutable transitional primate-human discovered in the fossil record ) . This suggest that if evolution did happen , things must have evolved very quickly between major special boundaries , but this contradicts the whole theory of evolution , because by definition things ca n't happen quickly . I only make these &NUM points because they relate to the geological record , and the age of the earth ; there are many other personal problems I could raise with evolutionary theory , but that is for another day . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : The point the guy was making , as far as I could see was not about evolution , but rather the age of the Earth . True , but the &NUM are surely related . If the theory of evolution , so central to Geological studies , does not fit with the fossil record , then this will probably affect age of the Earth theories ? ? ? Secondly , just because assumptions are made , this does n't necessarily mean that they are wrong . But I am not arguing that the assumptions are wrong - just that they MAYBE wrong . With regards to radiometric dating , assuming that a rock started out with none of the daughter product is ver likely to be valid , as many of the products are only produced through radioactive decay , and when not trapped in rocks , are very easily lost . I am not really going out on a limb to say that radiometric dating does appear to work . How can I say this ? If you use different techniques , ie different isotope ratios , you will still arrive at roughly the same age , within the bounds of error for each technique . ( Usually within a few millions of years ) I agree that there are some good reasons to suppose that radiometric dating may give us clues about the age of rocks , but do n't forget that it is still founded on unprovable assumptions , and thus , for a scientist , must be held to in a necessarily hypothetical manner . True , it is hard to say what the universe was like billions of years ago , and &NAME , ( The present is the key to the past ) really does n't apply to the formation of the Earth . Without &NAME all assumptions about natural earth formation are vague and sketchy at best and completely misguided at worst . Science does not have all the answers , but the same can be said about the bible . &NAME has given us minds to ponder his creation , and I love doing that.# Agreed . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : To be fair , I have n't given your email a proper line by line read , but . ... &NUM ) I have read young earth literature and mush of it is unscientific and can be easily dismissed with basic geology . &NUM ) &NAME has nothing to do with the age of the earth . They are not really realted ! Why do you think they are so linked ? Lets talk about the age of the Earth , not evolution , although I can argue for that too if you like . &NUM ) your formatting goes a bit weird when you send me this e-amil . I 'll read it properly and get back to you . Take care &NAME , I look forward to seeing you tomorrow . &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , ( I hope &NAME does n't mind all these emails ) Well , interesting emails . Even though the &NAME does n't have all the answers , it has all the answers we need and &NAME has all the answers - does anyone disagree ? Okay , I do n't really like arguing about evolution etc. from a non-biblical point of view as we can never be certain of anything that way , but just this once ... ! &NUM ) I would tend to say he is attacking " &NAME , rather than defending traditional geology etc. Look at the language he uses : " The scientific consensus is that the earth is of a vast age compared with " &NAME insists that the cosmos is only &NUM thousand years old . This is not the language of an objective critique of &NAME , as I surely do not need to point out . &NUM ) The fact that these fundamental concepts of geology were established before &NAME is of no relevance whatsoever . &NUM ) Traditional geology and evolution is a model used to explain the way the world exists at this point in time . In my opinion it does this rather badly . Now , you attack &NAME and ask for an alternative model . As &NAME mentioned , it would be advisable to read some &NAME literature . However , regardless of whether or not an alternative model is presented does not alter whether or not the first model is correct . &NAME taught egocentricity whether or not that was correct had nothing to do with whether or not &NAME had yet advanced the idea of heliocentricity . &NUM ) " Christians do need to challenge the belief that the ultimate controlling power in the universe is blind chance . There are many ways of doing this including raising the argument for design , pointing out the existence of " irreducible complexity and so on . Why could n't &NAME have used blind chance ? As I see it , we have already distanced him and diminished his role by attributing a large part our existence to slow-moving geological and evolutionary processes . Why stop there ? Blind chance is fundamental to the theory of evolution and accepting the major tenets of evolution without accepting the " god , so to speak , seems rather curious . &NUM ) " Within geology , these &NUM concepts are universally held ; I have never heard any professional geologist deny any of them . &NAME some &NAME literature . Also , &NAME pointed out that the fossil record would expect transitional fossils between ape and men . This is as much a challenge to evolutionists as the one lain down by the geologist who wrote the article we are discussing . Hope you 're all well and having a good weekend . Love &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME wrote : Even though the &NAME does n't have all the answers , it has all the answers we need and &NAME has all the answers - does anyone disagree ? Amen . That 's all I want to say right now . &NAME , have lots to do and you all know what I think about the evolution / creation debate anyway ... your emails have made interesting reading though . love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , ( I hope &NAME does n't mind all these emails ) Well , interesting emails . Even though the &NAME does n't have all the answers , it has all the answers we need and &NAME has all the answers - does anyone disagree ? Okay , I do n't really like arguing about evolution etc. from a non-biblical point of view as we can never be certain of anything that way , but just this once ... ! &NUM ) I would tend to say he is attacking " &NAME , rather than defending traditional geology etc. Look at the language he uses : " The scientific consensus is that the earth is of a vast age compared with " &NAME insists that the cosmos is only &NUM thousand years old . This is not the language of an objective critique of &NAME , as I surely do not need to point out . &NUM ) The fact that these fundamental concepts of geology were established before &NAME is of no relevance whatsoever . &NUM ) Traditional geology and evolution is a model used to explain the way the world exists at this point in time . In my opinion it does this rather badly . Now , you attack &NAME and ask for an alternative model . As &NAME mentioned , it would be advisable to read some &NAME literature . However , regardless of whether or not an alternative model is presented does not alter whether or not the first model is correct . &NAME taught egocentricity whether or not that was correct had nothing to do with whether or not &NAME had yet advanced the idea of heliocentricity . &NUM ) " Christians do need to challenge the belief that the ultimate controlling power in the universe is blind chance . There are many ways of doing this including raising the argument for design , pointing out the existence of " irreducible complexity and so on . Why could n't &NAME have used blind chance ? As I see it , we have already distanced him and diminished his role by attributing a large part our existence to slow-moving geological and evolutionary processes . Why stop there ? Blind chance is fundamental to the theory of evolution and accepting the major tenets of evolution without accepting the " god , so to speak , seems rather curious . &NUM ) " Within geology , these &NUM concepts are universally held ; I have never heard any professional geologist deny any of them . &NAME some &NAME literature . Also , &NAME pointed out that the fossil record would expect transitional fossils between ape and men . This is as much a challenge to evolutionists as the one lain down by the geologist who wrote the article we are discussing . Hope you 're all well and having a good weekend . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Dear all , &NAME wrote : Even though the &NAME does n't have all the answers , it has all the answers we need and &NAME has all the answers - does anyone disagree ? Though undoubtedly true in some sense , this appears to me a somewhat ambiguous statement . For example , in order to work my computer I need electricity , and so I might ask where I can get it from . In this case , the &NAME does not have the answer I need , ie from the socket in the wall . Indeed , the &NAME does not even have the answer to the more fundamental question of what electricity is , and how one might go about generating it . Furthermore , the &NAME does not have the answer to the question of how one gets water from the root of a cactus if one found oneself stranded in the middle of the &NAME desert - a question one might seriously need to know the answer to if one were in such a position . My point here is to say that in a very real sense , the &NAME does NOT have all the answers we need ; perhaps that is why we have brains - to work out the rest . I look forward to your response , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : You know all this but I 'll say it anyway : &NAME was referring to spiritual life answers ... lets face facts &NAME , as much as you love computers , they do n't provide the answer to salvation or make you right with &NAME now do they ? Nor does knowing how to get water from a cactus ... I therefore hold to the original statement that the &NAME does hold the answers to what we really NEED - ie the revelation that &NAME is our saviour , we can obtain forgiveness through him and learn more of &NAME as a result of the whole process ... etc We may still have big questions , but essentially , what we need to know &NAME reveals to us through his word , and any more is revealed through the working of his spirit in us ... We may not always see or find the answers , but &NAME does have them ... And , yes , &NAME has given us brains to work out the practicalities of life ... see y' all soon , love &NAME x &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear all , &NAME wrote : Even though the &NAME does n't have all the answers , it has all the answers we need and &NAME has all the answers - does anyone disagree ? Though undoubtedly true in some sense , this appears to me a somewhat ambiguous statement . For example , in order to work my computer I need electricity , and so I might ask where I can get it from . In this case , the &NAME does not have the answer I need , ie from the socket in the wall . Indeed , the &NAME does not even have the answer to the more fundamental question of what electricity is , and how one might go about generating it . Furthermore , the &NAME does not have the answer to the question of how one gets water from the root of a cactus if one found oneself stranded in the middle of the &NAME desert - a question one might seriously need to know the answer to if one were in such a position . My point here is to say that in a very real sense , the &NAME does NOT have all the answers we need ; perhaps that is why we have brains - to work out the rest . I look forward to your response , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Dear &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , ( I hope &NAME does n't mind all these emails ) Well , interesting emails . Even though the &NAME does n't have all the answers , it has all the answers we need and &NAME has all the answers - does anyone disagree ? Okay , I do n't really like arguing about evolution etc. from a non-biblical point of view as we can never be certain of anything that way , but just this once ... ! &NUM ) I would tend to say he is attacking " &NAME , rather than defending traditional geology etc. Look at the language he uses : " The scientific consensus is that the earth is of a vast age compared with " &NAME insists that the cosmos is only &NUM thousand years old . This is not the language of an objective critique of &NAME , as I surely do not need to point out . &NUM ) The fact that these fundamental concepts of geology were established before &NAME is of no relevance whatsoever . &NUM ) Traditional geology and evolution is a model used to explain the way the world exists at this point in time . In my opinion it does this rather badly . Now , you attack &NAME and ask for an alternative model . As &NAME mentioned , it would be advisable to read some &NAME literature . However , regardless of whether or not an alternative model is presented does not alter whether or not the first model is correct . &NAME taught egocentricity whether or not that was correct had nothing to do with whether or not &NAME had yet advanced the idea of heliocentricity . &NUM ) " Christians do need to challenge the belief that the ultimate controlling power in the universe is blind chance . There are many ways of doing this including raising the argument for design , pointing out the existence of " irreducible complexity and so on . Why could n't &NAME have used blind chance ? As I see it , we have already distanced him and diminished his role by attributing a large part our existence to slow-moving geological and evolutionary processes . Why stop there ? Blind chance is fundamental to the theory of evolution and accepting the major tenets of evolution without accepting the " god , so to speak , seems rather curious . &NUM ) " Within geology , these &NUM concepts are universally held ; I have never heard any professional geologist deny any of them . &NAME some &NAME literature . Also , &NAME pointed out that the fossil record would expect transitional fossils between ape and men . This is as much a challenge to evolutionists as the one lain down by the geologist who wrote the article we are discussing . Hope you 're all well and having a good weekend . Love &NAME SUBJECT: New Mobile Number Dear people , I have a new mobile number . It is ... &NUM &NUM &NUM It is a vodaphone number . Have a nice day . &NAME Hey guys . just to tell you that my new mobile number is &NUM &NUM &NUM and I 'm on vodafone . ... and my old brick can finally die peacefully . &NAME ! &NAME / &NAME xx &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : new email address &NAME for using &NAME 's email list but . ... my email address is now : &EMAIL Have a great holiday and good luck for the future ! Best Wishes , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , Hello . I have now moved into &NAME &CHAR and my spare time is spent cleaning cupboards . My telephone number is &NUM &NUM &NUM and you are most welcome to call me as I will be very pleased to hear from you . I started my nine-week chemistry placement on Monday and it looks as though I am going to enjoy it &SMILEY The chemistry is interesting - and that ( of course ) is the main thing However , I have been getting up at 6am to catch a bus to &NAME and that is tiring ! Last night I lost my mobile phone and felt such a profound loss that I was quite shaken . I had left it on an express bus to &NAME and therefore despaired of all hope of ever seeing it again . Amazingly it was still on the bus when it got back into &NAME later that evening and I was reunited ! &NAME - &NAME you are enjoying your holiday in &NAME . &NAME - See you on Sunday evening ! &NAME - &NAME your placement is going well too . &NAME - Hello ! Are you still practising scrabble ? &NAME - Greetings , absent one . &NAME - Did you enjoy your holiday in &NAME ? &NAME - Hopefully I 'll see you in a week or so sometime . &NAME - Greetings , absent one . &NAME - It was good to talk to you the other evening , enjoy &NAME ! I 'm not sure about boredom being decadent . I 'll try and write properly soon . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : no chicken kievs this time ] Hey everyone - hope you 're all well . &NAME asked me to let you all know that he has gone into hospital again with another collapsed lung , ( the same as what happened in January ) . He was in a little pain on &NAME night , which was worse when he woke up on &NAME morning . He was doing fine and keeping calm and took the &NUM train home . When he went into hospital they found a &NUM collapse in &NUM lung ( not the one he had surgery on in January - that one 's fine ! ) - although still managing an amazing &NUM oxygen absorption ( ? ? ) according to his mum ! There were no beds in &NAME so he has gone into hospital in &NAME ( I think that was it ? ) . He is doing pretty well and has been given his own room , but is likely to be in hospital for a few days ( takes &NUM hrs to re-inflate the lung apparently ) . If people are confused about why this is happening again , I understand this is something that 's quite common in guys of his age and build - although I gather it 's not usually as bad as &NUM . One of the many things to thank &NAME for is a chance conversation that we had in the flat about &NUM weeks ago with &NAME &NAME ( who this has happened to &NUM or &NUM times I gather ) , in which he gave &NAME some advice and reassurance should it happen again - something &NAME and I were both relieved to remember yesterday morning ! so thanks ! Please pray for &NAME and send him messages , etc. He should be fine , but will obviously be pretty bored and fed-up being stuck in hospital for several days . If people have his home number and want to ring his mum directly she said they 'd be in after &NAME most days . Otherwise you 're welcome to ring &NAME &CHAR ( &NUM &NUM &NUM ) or get in touch with me ( &NUM 27732&SMILEY as I hope his mum will keep us updated ! Thanks everyone , &NAME &NAME If I 've forgotten anyone , will you pass this on please ? SUBJECT: Hi Hi &NAME , Sorry I did n't get a chance to speak to you before you went ! Anyway , I hope you have a great time in &NAME , and who knows , I might see you next year if you come back to do a PhD . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Studies Boys and Girls , ( if you do n't fit into either of these categories then this does n't apply to you ) This is just a note to say that &NAME and I are very grateful to you for your work this term . It has been great to have such faithful and reliable leaders . I hope that &NAME has blessed you and will continue to bless you through the &NAME studies . All the best , &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME People , The &NAME study training takes place at &NAME &NAME Institute ( &NAME Street , where &NAME is ) at &NUM : &NUM on Thursday lunchtimes . The first one is tomorrow ! If you ca n't make this time , the best thing to do is to find someone who can make it and get them to pick up a sheet for you and maybe go through it with you . For those of you who &NAME and I have not spoken to yet , do n't worry , we will see you soon . Thanks to all of you - you are GRRRRRRRRREAT . &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: LAST EVER &NAME and &NAME , Tomorrow ( or today if you did n't check your emails yesterday evening ) is the monumental occasion on which &NAME &NAME and I will be doing our LAST CU session . Therefore , it would be lovely to see you all there , but if you ca n't make it then let us take this opportunity to thank you VERY MUCH for being involved for however long you have been and to say &NAME BLESS YOU - you are fab . All the best and KEEP IT REAL ! ! ! &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME Ladies and Gentlemen , This mysterious note was emailed to me and my good friend &NAME ... Please remind &NAME study leaders about the &NAME morning at &NUM : 30am THIS SATURDAY ( 10th &NAME ) @ &NAME UPPER HALL . Bring ; &NAME , paper , pen , brain ! Studying &NAME . Will be finished by lunchtime . So there you go . Count yourselves reminded ! &NAME & &NAME SUBJECT: IMPORTANT - Monday event People , First of all , this mailing list does not have everybody in the CU on it , because it is the house party list ! Unfortunately we have n't had time to put together a comprehensive list , so please forward this message on to anyone you know in the CU who is not on the list . Thanks . OK , the main stuff : We have now ( hopefully - if it gets approved ) sent round the email advertising Monday evening . We would just like to clarify a couple of issues : &NUM We want to be as non-intimidating as possible to the people who come , so we ask you to bring a friend along if they want you to accompany them , but not to just come on your own . DO NOT FEEL GUILTY ABOUT NOT BRINGING PEOPLE - WE WANT PEOPLE TO COME BECAUSE THEY WANT TO , NOT BECAUSE THEY 'RE FORCED TO . &NUM During the event itself , we ask you to be sensitive and not jump in to answer questions that may be asked to the group , rather to let myself , &NAME or &NAME direct who answers the questions . That way we can be as clear as possible in the answers we give . &NUM Finally , again we appreciate you all , and hope that you are all well and excited . Keep it real , &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: SJ-JCR : DO CHRISTIANS ANNOY YOU ? ? ? Sent to list on behalf of &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Please send all replies to this address . Are you annoyed by the idea of the 'mission " ? Are you frustrated with the posters and sweatshirts ? Are you angry that Christians should try and push their opinions on you ? If so , we would like to hear your views and opinions , and give you the chance to ask / challenge us with any questions you might have . We have organised a meeting on Monday 12th Feb ( this coming Monday ) where we ( &NAME & &NAME - CU reps ) , will be there , along with a friend of ours called &NAME &NAME who might be able to help out with questions that we ca n't answer . The meeting will be held in the &NAME Room at 7: 30pm . We invite you to come and share your views . We also recognise that in the past , as a CU , we have failed in many ways to build friendships between ourselves and other members of college . We regret this and are sorry for it . We look forward to seeing you on Monday , &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM : &NAME Monday 12th &NAME &NAME : &NAME Room SJ-JCR is a mailing list used by &NAME &NAME College &NAME . The &NAME may not be responsible for the content of postings . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Monday night Boys and Girls , As per , this is not a comprehensive email list - it is based on last term 's house party so please forward on to anyone you know who was n't on the house party ! Just a quick note about Monday night ... It was a fantastic time . The &NAME room was pretty much full-up . The people who came along had some pretty strong views and it was ( predictably ) quite a tiring occasion ! We VERY MUCH felt that &NAME was helping us , and that he had organised the whole thing pretty well really . It was a great opportunity for us to be honest and vulnerable with people , and we really think it was a step towards building relationships and sharing the GREAT love of &NAME . That 's all folks . See you soon . Thanks for you prayers , &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: meal Ladies and Gentlemen , We were thinking it would be super if we could get together with all the &NAME study leaders before the end of term and have a meal out somewhere . Unfortunately you 'll have to pay ! It will also be a chance to get to know &NAME and &NAME better , enjoy each other 's company . It is a RSVP &NAME event . The plan : TUESDAY 13th March &NUM 7pm / &NAME &NAME dinner drinks &NAME Vac . 8pm Dinner at &NAME You all need to reply and let me know that you can make it . The more the merrier and if you have any preference for another restaurant ... &NAME ME KNOW ! Thanks guys , &NAME & &NAME SUBJECT: Do Christians Annoy You ? Dear Everyone , this is the first attempt at sending an email to the new and revised &NAME 's CU mailing list , so if you 've got friends who are n't on it and want to be then please tell us ! We apologise that maybe not everyone feels that they have been entirely informed over the actual content of the 'Do Christians annoy you " discussion / forum , which took place in college during the Identity mission week . So hopefully the following will provide a relatively accurate account / overview of what was said and what objections were raised : Given that the week of distributing the Identity gospels had just come to an end , this issue was quite prevalent among those attending the discussion , and basically they were unhappy with it . The way that they perceived the booklets had been handed out had been similar to that of double-glazing salesmen or &NAME Witnesses knocking on your door , ie in your face , an annoyance , and an invasion of their privacy . They also mentioned a couple of isolated incidences which enhanced / intensified their ill-feeling towards the activities of the CU / Christians during the gospel distribution week . There was also general agreement amongst the people attending the discussion that in the weeks preceeding the mission the atmosphere in college had gone downhill and become pretty unpleasant . They felt like that there had been a big split between the Christians and non-Christians , and they put this down to the onset of mission week . They had also heard from various 2nd and 3rd years about alleged " hitlists " and the subversive activities of the CU , and wanted to know whether these rumours were true or not . Where appropriate , &NAME and &NAME apologised personally to the people present for any ways in which they have been hurt unnecessarily by the activities of the CU in the past . This led &NUM person to ask if anything was going to be done about it in the future ie , this person wanted to know if anything positive would result from the meeting . However , it was generally agreed that the fact representatives of the CU had sat down to listen to people , in order to find out where it 's going wrong in their eyes , was a positive step in itself . The remainder of the discussion involved other questions such as what it means to be a Christian , and what the implications are if you 're not . As can be expected in a fairly intense hour and a half long meeting there were many other points raised and I apologise if I have omitted some which ought to be have been recorded above , but hopefully this will give people an idea of what went on during the discussion . There were about &NUM / &NUM people who came to voice their objections and so it is unlikely that their views are entirely representative for the whole of college , and so that is the reason why we intend to produce a questionnaire before the end of term , to try and find out , if possible , what the majority of people in college think about the activities of CU with regard to gospel distribution and the mission week . Anyway , that 's about it , if anyone has anymore questions about this whole thing then please do n't hesitate to get in contact with us by email or just chatting to us , Take care and &NAME &NAME , &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: REMINDER People , Just to remind you that the &NAME meal is happening tomorrow for those of you who can make it . Meet in the &NAME Vac kitchen at &NUM : 30ish , and we will be heading on to &NAME 's at about &NUM : &NUM . See you there ! &NAME & &NAME SUBJECT: NOT pedantic &NAME 's silly . Meet in &NAME Vac . 7pm / 7.15pm Off to &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : People , Just to remind you that the &NAME meal is happening tomorrow for those of you who can make it . Meet in the &NAME Vac kitchen at &NUM : 30ish , and we will be heading on to &NAME 's at about &NUM : &NUM . See you there ! &NAME & &NAME SUBJECT: Next terms &NAME studies Hi everyone , &NAME that you are all having a good last week of term . If you get this email before your last college group session would it be posible for you to pass the following information on to your Bible study leaders or alternatively forward it to them . It was suggested to me that they may like to know what the studies are on next term , in case they want to have a look over the holidays . These are the sudies for next term : &CHAR ) &NAME - &NUM &NAME &NUM " A divided heart " . &CHAR ) &NAME and &NAME - &NUM &NAME &NUM " Rebellion and division " . &CHAR ) &NAME - &NUM &NAME &NUM " Who is &NAME ? " . &CHAR ) &NAME - &NUM &NAME &NUM " Rebuilding the temple " . &CHAR ) &NAME - &NUM &NAME &NUM " Wholehearted devotion " . &CHAR ) &NAME - &NUM &NAME &NUM " The worst of the worst " . &CHAR ) &NAME - &NUM &NAME &NUM / &NUM " Back to the book " . Also the first &NUM bible study trainings of next term are in &NAME instead of &NAME . &NAME for all your help . Have a great &NAME Love &NAME xxx SUBJECT: &NAME study training &NAME Riverside Hi everyone &NAME that you have had a really good &NAME . Just a quick reminder that the first &NUM &NAME study trainings this term are in &NAME &NAME &NAME . Turn right as you go in through the main doors and then its the first room on your right as you go in. Sorry if you 've received this email and should n't have done . Please let me know and I 'll take you off the list . Also if you know any Bible study leaders who are n't on the list please could you either pass the message on to them or send me their email address . Thanks a lot Love &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi everyone &NAME that you 're having a good week and that your groups went / go well . Just a quick reminder that we 're in &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) again this week . I 've had some positive feedback about being in &NAME because of it being echoey ( and therefore easier to hear ) and useful having tables to rest on . If you have any thoughts about it please let me know . If everyone prefers &NAME I can try book it for next term . This Thursday we 're going to be studying &NAME and &NAME . &NAME &NAME , Love &NAME . SUBJECT: CU on the 7th of May Hello everybody , We 're very sorry about the lateness of this email and regret to inform people that CU will not be taking place tomorrow evening . The reason for this is due to the popularity of the &NAME &NAME 's boat social , which is unfortunately leaving at &NAME and seems to be taking a large proportion of the CU with it ! However , we have all been invited to &NAME " Celebration &NAME " in Chapel at &NAME , which is an informal prayer and worship time that finishes at &NAME , so there 'll be plenty of time afterwards to get ready for the evening . The discussion / presentation about &NAME relations , which was due to take place tomorrow , will now take place next week on the 14th of May - when hopefully as many people as possible will be able to attend . Once again we apologise for the inconvenience caused , see you all around and about , lots of love from &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME Dear all , Just a quick note to let you all know that there will be no bible study group this evening due to the &NAME &NAME function and the cancellation of CU . Sorry for any inconvenience this causes , and for the lateness of this e-mail . Hope you are all well , and look forward to seeing you next Monday . All the best , &NAME and &NAME &NAME Could you please let anyone whom we have not included on this e-mail know of the change of circumstances . Thanks SUBJECT: Sacrifice . Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness , for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.-Matt.5 : &NUM . Do you believe in &NAME ? It was a weird question to ask-probably because the person doing the asking held a semi automatic rifle in his hand and carried a cadre of explosives . Heretofore his target had been minorities and athletes , but he was now face to face with &NAME . For a long time she was a nobody , a simpleton . She attended her classes faithfully , was a good student , and basically kept to herself . That is , until she accepted &NAME into her heart as her &NAME and Saviour . People began to notice the changes in &NAME . She wore a perpetual smile , as though she had discovered the secret to life . By all accounts it was infectious . One of her friends at &NAME &NAME School in &NAME , &NAME , reported , " If you were feeling down , she would always give you an encouraging word . " Perhaps the killer had heard about her newfound faith , because he aimed his question-and his gun-right at &NAME &NAME . The scene was manic . Bodies lay strewn around the library , several missing faces and chunks of flesh . Screams of agony could be heard in the hallways . &NAME was headed toward a certain martyrdom . 'Do you believe in &NAME ? " he screamed . In an instant a strange assurance captivated &NAME as she looked into his eyes . " Yes , I believe in &NAME . " It would be her last words this side of heaven . The price of truth was her life . &NUM thousand years ago &NAME looked through prophetic eyes at the world around him . Surveying the scene and the trials that would overtake His people , He sought to calm their fears . " Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness , for theirs is the kingdom of heaven . " That &NAME was willing to pay such a high price for her faith indicts many of us today . We shrink to tell people about the &NAME we serve . Yet &NAME is ready and willing to empower us to speak a word for Him . In the early days of the Christian movement many believers lost their lives because they would not renounce their faith . Their blood watered the tree of faith from which we now eat . The Christian faith is very real , and &NAME did not promise us an easy time , but He will be with us all the way . &NAME can and will use us now , but that involves real sacrifice , and a willingness to serve with all we have in this world . How many of us in our comfortable , western lifestyle are truly willing to give all we have to &NAME ? " Love the &NAME your &NAME with all your heart , with all your soul , with all your mind and with all your strength . " " Love your neighbour as yourself . " " There is no other commandment greater than these . " SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR &NAME 's &NAME &NAME ! They were very funny , you know before I met you I 'd have never put you down as a cleanliness type person but nowadays you , cleanliness and tidiness seem to go hand in hand , have you always had this reputation ? Do you think it 's deserved ? ! Anyway good luck with revision and those exams , no doubt I 'll be seeing you around some time soon , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR &NAME 's Hi &NAME , Well , yes , since I came to uni I 've always had the reputation of cleanliness and tidyness . It all started last year when &NAME spotted me sterilising my doorhandles with boiling water ... I suppose that is a little strange , but who knows who 'd been using them ? The cleaners in college had no work to do when they came to my room , which seemed to please them immensely . And then , I suppose it kind of became my reputation in an unusual sort of way . At the end of first year &NUM ( perhaps rather stupidly ! ) wrote the following email ... &NAME 'S CLEANING CODE OF CONDUCT &NUM ) &NAME will not clean , or attempt to clean , any bedroom except his own unless at the express request of the relevant occupant . This especially applies to &NAME 's room - which &NAME would never dream of cleaning in a thousand years . ( Nightmares do n't apply ) &NUM ) &NAME will try his utmost not to be tempted to clean the communal areas constantly . He recognises this will be an uphill struggle , but ( naively ) hopes his natural strength of character and unwillingness to cause severe discomfort to his flat-mates will aid him in his difficult task . &NUM ) &NAME will attempt to refrain from transforming the flat into a surgically clean hospital-type environment before his fellow flat-mates arrive at the end of September . &NUM ) &NAME will promise to faithfully dispose of his surgical gloves , mask , biohazard suit etc. - Which he purchased for fulfilling the above task . &NUM ) &NAME will not buy any more than &NUM bottles of industrial strength bleach in any calendar month . &NUM ) &NAME will not stand sternly in the kitchen overseeing food preparation and hygiene , with a bottle of dettol in hand , when another flat-mate is cooking dinner . ( Except at personal request ) &NUM ) &NAME will only sterilise the flat door-handles with boiling water and domestos twice a term . &SMILEY &NAME will try not to tidy everything up , but will invariably fail . &NUM ) &NAME will refrain from allowing the 'Society of &NAME &NAME &NAME " , of which he is patron , to hold their monthly meetings in the flat . &NUM ) If &NAME is ever asked to do anything he does not wish to , he may relax these rules . ( &NAME ) Is anyone worried yet ? You have &NUM months to become so . What a nice way to end the year ! &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME is &NAME ! ) Hope your revision is going well . All the best for the exams . &NAME SUBJECT: cu houseparty Hi everyone ! Hope you 're all out and enjoying this gorgeous weather - oops , oh yes , and working hard too ! &SMILEY This email is just to give you all an update on the CU Houseparty . There has unfortunately been a slight change of plan which we hope wo n't inconvenience any of you too much . Our speaker rang me this week to say that he wo n't be able to make Thurs 7th because he 's a part time policeman ( as well as a minister ! ) and has been recalled for the General Election on the 7th ! So we 've had to move the Houseparty back by a day , so that it 's now from * Monday 4th - Wednesday 6th June * . We hope everyone 's fine with that - let us know if there 's any problems . What 's great about &NAME Bay is that it 's really easy to get to by &NAME from &NAME , so if anyone wants to just come out for the day you 'd be more than welcome . We 'll also be asking for your cheques soon ( probably &NUM / &NUM pounds ) - we 'll let you know when . Lastly , please let us know if you have any suggestions or comments for this houseparty . This is a great opportunity to get away and spend some time in fellowship with each other , sharing &NAME 's gifts and getting to know each other and &NAME on a deeper level . We really want to know if you have any ideas for how we can best do that . Please also be praying for us and for the other people involved , as well as for the time we 'll be spending together as a group . Thanks for getting this far folks ! &NAME to see you all on Monday , if not before . &NAME and &NAME are going to spend some time talking to us about &NAME and it would be great if you guys could bring any questions or comments you have - now 's the time ! Have a lovely weekend ( if you can ) . For those of you with exams tomorrrow - hope they go well . Take care , &NAME &NAME , &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi everyone &NAME that the exams are going well . This week we are studying &NAME in &NUM &NAME &NUM . We are back in our old room in &NAME institute . &NAME bless Love &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi everyone Just a quick note to tell you this weeks whereabouts of &NAME . We 're in &NAME institue again in the room on the left ( same as &NUM weeks ago ) . Please use the main ( double ) doors . We will be studying the life of &NAME in &NUM &NAME &NUM and &NUM . Hope you 're all doing o.k. &NAME &NAME Love &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : &NAME and voting does count ! ! ! ] Hi guys - a little message to you all from the &NAME &NAME . I have no idea who is or is n't a member but please pass this one to anyone I 've missed . They basically need you all to vote by email even if you are coming to &NAME tomorrow . Also , while I 'm at it , the new ( and improved ? ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME - is now on Saturday night after &NAME so be good to see you if you 're free . Thanks , &NAME ( at least this one wo n't be sitting on my desk for &NUM weeks ... ! ) Hello again treasured fellow &NAME member At &NAME on Saturday 9th June we 're having another &NAME in order to change the constitution and hopefully ratify &NAME &NAME to be the Christian union guest rep in the mission committee . As you will all remember , we need to amend Clause &NUM of the constitution so it will read : 'Members of all committees , College Representatives , Officers and Evangelistic Study Group Leaders shall be members of the &NAME with the exception of the Christian &NAME &NAME Representative for the year &NUM - &NUM who shall be ratified by the &NAME and shall record his or her agreement with the Doctrinal Basis of the &NAME as set out in Clause &NUM " Basically , for next year 's mission we need &NAME , a student worker , to help co-ordinate all the guests who will be helping us with our evangelism . We need to amend the constitution because &NAME is not a student worker . It is vitally important that enough members vote this time so please reply to me at &EMAIL filling in the options below : As a &NAME member : I wish to ratify / do not wish to ratify / wish to abstain from ratifying * ( delete as appropriate ) * the proposals made for amending the constitution I wish to ratify / do not wish to ratify / wish to abstain from ratifying * ( delete as appropriate ) * &NAME &NAME as CU guest rep . Yours in &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME secretary ) PS Even if you think you 're going to be at &NAME can you reply and vote as it is essential enough members vote on this . SUBJECT: almost there ... Hey there folks - the end of term is rapidly approaching and &NAME and I want to be able to keep in touch with you all over the summer ( &NUM and &NUM / &NUM months ! ) - nothing too serious I promise ! What we 'd like to know , if possible is whether any of you have another email address you 'd prefer us to use , or if you intend to check your &NAME account using the webmail service : ( &WEBSITE ) On a related note , Leavers - do you have an email address ( hotmail or whatever ) we could have so that we could keep in touch with you all ? Also , you guys who are away abroad next year , the same applies ( although you could also use &NAME webmail ) . Let us know - otherwise we 'll assume that the &NAME address is okay . Also , anyone who 's not likely to be able to access email at all this summer , maybe you could tell us who would be able to easily pass on a message to you ? ( Let 's hope at least some of the above made sense . ) And finally , please please let us know if there 's anything you 'd like us to pray for in the summer - we 're trying to put a prayer letter together for everyone . Leavers - what are your plans ? Going abroad - where are you going ? what are you nervous about ? &NAME adventures - what ? where ? when ? etc. etc. We 'd love to hear from you ... See you all soon , &NAME bless , love &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: new bible study leaders Hi guys - hope the exams all went to plan and life is groovy . &NAME and I want to thank you all for all your hard work leading bible studies and being available during this hectic term . You 've been great - thanks a lot everyone . We are finally getting around now to sorting out our plans for next year and as some of you will know we 're now on the look out for new bible study leaders . We 've got a few names already , but it seemed silly not to ask you all what ideas you had , especially as you have a much better idea of what the job entails . So , anybody you think would make a good fell group leader ? Anyone who could lead a helpful bible study ? We do n't just want the " obvious " names either - I 'm sure you know that it 's not always the loudest group members who 'd be the best bible study leaders . And obviously , commitment has to be a major factor . Please pray about it . We look forward to hearing from you all with your thoughts ( ? ! ) . You do n't have to limit it to your own fell group either ! We would of course keep anything you say confidential ( except of course we 'll use it to help us choose ! ) It would be great if we had a pretty good idea by the end of term what kind of names were coming out - so that we could talk to the people concerned if necessary . See you all soon , &NAME bless , love &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : &NAME &NAME ] SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Looking forward to seeing you all at &NAME &NAME on Monday ! &NUM 30pm in the &NAME &NAME - please be on time ( or early ! ) . There will be refreshments served and an opportunity for prayer after the service . All the best people will be there ! ( inc . &NAME ) Cheers , love &NAME SUBJECT: CU Prayer Meeting Hello everyone , this is just a quick email to remind you that the weekly prayer meeting shall be in the &NAME Vac kitchen at 7.45am on Thursday morning . It 'd be really good to see as many of you there as possible - prayer 's really good and 7.45am ( or quarter to &NUM if it makes it seem later ! ) does n't sound all that bad if you consider you can go along in your pjamas as well , before experiencing the delights of college breakfast ... what a way to start your day ? ! hope to see you there , love from &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME Sorry about the little " indcident " with the notices . I am aware that everyone has received total nonsense and no notices . &NAME will hopefully be resending the now out of date notice sheet sometime soon ! &NAME The one who tries to use technology but fails ! SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] CU Notice &NAME - At Last Here 's the notice sheet in a readable format at last ! ! Just click this link &WEBSITE / &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Cheque please ! Hey folks - all of you coming on the Houseparty please get your cheques in to &NAME ( &NAME ) or &CHAR ( &NAME &NAME ) by Monday . We really need to know who 's coming asap . Any problems - let us know . See you Monday ! Love &NAME &NAME Apparently some confusion about dates ... we 're going 23rd-25th November , leaving about 5.30pm on Friday I think . SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Theatre Company presents &NAME , the famous &NAME musical based on the gospel of &NAME &NAME . The show takes place THIS WEEK , Thursday 15th &NAME 17th . Doors open 7.30pm for an 8pm start . Tickets are £ &NUM , £ &NUM if you are in &NAME , available from &NAME ( &EMAIL ) or on the door . Please come and support you friends and enjoy a fantastic evening 's entertainment . The play is a vivid portrayal of the life , death and resurrection of &NAME &NAME so would be a brilliant thing to invite your non-Christian friends to as a non-threatening presentation of the gospel , but also something that should raise some interesting questions in the bar afterwards ! Thanks guys , &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME tomorrow ... If you guys are not all too tired after the &NAME &NAME ... I 've been asked to remind you about the &NAME ( &NAME &NAME &NAME ) tomorrow ( same time as &NAME ! ) at 7pm in &NAME 's. It would be great if you felt able to bring any friends along who might be interested in finding out more about the gospel , otherwise they 've asked if you could possibly take some food with you . They always have lots of yummy things to eat at &NAME ( cakes , biscuits , crisps , etc. ) so come along and join the party ( &NAME ... ? ) . Anyways , see you all soon , ( tonight maybe ) love &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] CU on Monday ... Hey everyone - hope you 're having a great weekend ! Just a word about CU on Monday : We 're having a slightly unusual meeting , in that we 're having several members of the &NAME ( soon to be &NAME ? ) exec in to do some things . Some of the Mission folks are coming to get us excited about January and talk a bit about how it 's all going to happen . But we 've also got some of the &NAME " International " people to talk to us about &NAME .. international stuff . It should be really good - your chance to hear it straight from the guys in charge ( not that &NAME and I do n't report it all to you faithfully ! ) and ask them lots of ( tricky ) questions if you want to . I just wanted to warn you since it 's likely to go on a bit longer than usual - we 're unlikely to be finished before &NUM . Be good to see lots of you there - and on your best behaviour of course &SMILEY See you all soon , love &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] [ Fwd : &NAME - &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &CHAR + VP ] Forwarded from &NAME - please vote by email if you 're coming on the houseparty ! &NAME The new president &NAME &NAME is the rep at &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME is rep at &NAME . ( just so you know ! ) . ... ( snipped ) . ... Seeing as the last &NAME went so well , we thought we 'd have another one , on Saturday 24th November before &NAME . If it all goes through , we 'll be changing the &NAME name to &NAME ( University of &NAME &NAME &NAME ) and ratifying &NAME and &NAME as president and vice-president . Seriously guys , we ca n't afford to take &NUM attempts to change the constitution this time . Basically if not enough people vote we 'll be stuck with the &NAME name possibly til after the mission . E-mailed votes can go to &EMAIL or &EMAIL Thank you all very much &NAME Attachment can be found here : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME Hello Everyone , this is just a quick email to ask if any of you going on this weekend 's houseparty have any special dietary requirements please could you email either me ( &EMAIL ) or &NAME ( &EMAIL ) . I think we have most of you already who are vegetarians and do n't eat beef , but just in case we have n't asked you yet please could you tell us ? Thank you ! See you all on Friday , &NAME House at &NAME , &NAME and &NAME ps we 'll send out a more comprehensive email in the next day or &NUM with everything you could possibly want to know SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] [ Fwd : ... But I 'm in the &NAME 's Army ! ] Hey people ! We 've been asked to find some volunteers for stewarding at the Christmas &NAME Service on Monday 3rd December and also for stewarding and venues team for the mission . Freedom is now less than &NUM academic weeks away so please let us know if you 'd like to be involved . Email us - we do n't want to have to come round and bully people ! Cheers , &NAME & &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME # &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME this is just a very quick message to tell those of you going on the houseparty that you no longer need to bring a tea towel with you as apparently &NAME House will provide us with them . CU all later &SMILEY &NAME and &NAME &NAME But you may well need clothes you do n't mind running around in the dark ( getting muddy ? ) in. .. ( just a thought ) &NAME &NAME also useful ... ( ask &NAME &NAME ) &NAME And finally ... we 've had a request for people to bring &NAME Milk 's instead of &NAME &NAME ! ( if we get both we can just do &NUM lots ! ) SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] The Houseparty ... ! We may have a couple of spaces left if anyone still wants to go ! Let us know asap ( better yet , phone / txt &NAME ) . We 're meeting at 5.45pm on Friday at &NAME - the coach will be leaving at 6pm with no delay so please do not be late ! ! If you have any problems please call us ( &NAME - &NUM &NUM or &NAME - &NUM &NUM ) . Livers in - we 'll give the office a list of the people that are coming away , so you do n't need to worry about signing out unless you think that for some reason we may not have you on the list ( ! ) . Anyone who still has money to pay - you must do this before we let you on the coach on Friday or else have a very good reason why not . We know who you are .. &SMILEY If anyone still needs a sleeping bag , there are some spares around so please just let us know . All the essential information on &NUM handy A4-sized sheet can be found here : &WEBSITE If we think of anything ( we 've probably forgotten something ) we 'll let you know ... See you soon ! Love &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] The news you 've all been waiting for ... Hi everyone ! For those who have been pestering us about the identity of the new CU &NAME for next year , I promised I 'd email out the names ( if you have n't heard now already ) : &NAME &NAME &NAME Wood Be nice ! ( it 's all a bit of a shock I 'm sure ) &SMILEY I 'd also like to pass on an invitation to a Christmas Party : &WEBSITE Finally , tonight the Chaplain will be showing us his " rock video " from the 80's - I 'm assured it 's not to be missed ! See you soon , &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] ... and a &NAME in a pear tree ! Hello again everyone ! We 've been asked to remind you about the &NAME Service on Monday and to ask you to bring Mince Pies ( to &NAME on Saturday I think ) . They are expecting &NUM people or so to the &NAME Service ! ( That 's a lot of people- in the &NAME &NAME ? ? ! ) There 's also a prayer meeting on Monday morning at 8am in &NAME 's which you 're all welcome to come along to . Finally , for all those who want to join us at the Christmas &NAME next Wednesday in the &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) - please let us know and we 'll get you a ticket . They 're £ &NUM and the invitation was attached to my last email I think , but if you missed it : &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME , see you all soon , love &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME Hello Everyone , as if you have n't already had enough of houseparties I 'd just like to remind you all that &NAME ( who apparently are now still going to be called &NAME because of difficulties in changing their name - so there you go , &NAME is not dead ) have their very own houseparty , or " CU conference " as it 's called this year , taking place from Thursday morning till the Saturday . I went last year and it was quite a good thing to go to - lots and lots of teaching , a chance to get to know some people from other colleges if you want to , bowling-type socials in the evening and the chance to sleep on a second year 's floor all for the bargain price of £ &NUM . So if any of you out there are interested in going , all you have to do is email me or &NAME and tell us you want to go , and then you just need to pay your £ &NUM on the thursday , simple ! If I do n't speak to all of you before the end of term , thank you all for putting up with these emails and for being a great bunch of people , this has been my most fun term so far this year ! Enjoy your holidays and have a nice Christmas , love from &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] [ Fwd : &NAME ] Hello there you yummy scrummy people ! Yes , you are approaching the christmas holidays and your one-in-a-lifetime chance to buy your FREEDOM . Or your freedom jumpers , whichever way you look at it . Anyway , for those of your group who were not at &NAME or going to the conference , you can find your order form from the freedom website ( &WEBSITE ) and send it to me with your money before the end of term . Please forward this to the group so that they can have a chance to buy a jumper before christmas . At the moment I ca n't guarentee that we will be able to take orders after the holiday . &NAME &SMILEY &NAME ( still the mad misscomm / mishcom woman ) xx ps have a good holiday , and a good christmas . SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME Dear Everyone , for those of you going to the &NAME concert in the catherdral tomorrow , we thought it might be quite nice if we all met up in &NAME reception tomorrow before going along to the cathedral - how does meeting at 7pm sound ? See you tomorrow , &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME excitement ? Sorry to keep filling up your inbox ( you know you love it really ) ! &CHAR quick last note about this week 's activities . For those who missed it , the &NAME Service was great last night , and &NAME &NAME was excellent . If there 's anyone who 'd like to hear him again this week and fancies staying a couple of extra nights in a 2nd year 's flat ( or else in college ) in beautiful ( &NAME , wet , windy ... ) &NAME - just come along to the CU Conference ! Let &NAME or I know so that we can give them a list for fire regulations , tell us if you need somewhere to stay ( or just hang out ) and pay your £ &NUM on Thursday morning . The Conference starts at 9.30am on Thursday - should be good . There are also still tickets for the ceilidh which you can buy on the door for £ &NUM . It 's in the &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME 's) at 8pm on Wednesday , so if you 're not coming to the conference but you 're stuck in college on weds night with nothing to do , come and join us at the Christmas party . Finally , there 's another service in the Cathedral tonight - the &NAME 's Advent Service - before the Formal , a much more cosy affair , and we hope to see you all tonight at the Pantomime and bop ! If I do n't see you have a lovely holiday and a peaceful Christmas with lots of fun and , more importantly , sleep ! Love &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Prayer Request Hi everyone - just a quick prayer request ... For those of you who know &NAME &NAME , he 's been in hospital near &NAME with a collapsed lung for about a week . His lung keeps inflating and deflating again , and so the hole in his lung ca n't heal . As a result of this , he ca n't go home . Obviously , please pray for him to be healed and well soon . But spending Christmas in hospital is never a good thing and so we 'd like to pray for him to be healed and out very soon indeed ! &NAME &NAME reminded me that : " it would be amazing , and quite miraculous , almost so much that I am scared to pray for it , but &NAME is BIG ! Very VERY BIG ! BIG TIME BIG ! So he can answer prayers . " &NAME guys , &NAME you are having a great holiday and staying well &NAME bless - love &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME on &NAME &NAME &NAME Hello everyone , I hope you have all enjoyed the Christmas holidays and had fun over new year . This is just an update on &NAME 's condition - so that you know he has n't died or anything ! I think when &NAME &NAME sent this email &NAME was still in hospital but he is out of hospital now and recovering at home , but if you could all still pray for him to make as speedy a recovery as possible that would be great . See you all very soon , &NAME and &NAME " &NAME they opened &NAME up and had a look inside today and they found CHICKEN &NAME ! ! no they found a couple of blisters on his lungs . Therefore they stuck something over them so that the other &NUM , and one that already busted do n't bust again and then they did some roughing up of his lungs so that they stick to his chest wall . Basically he feels like he 's got flu but is actually much better . Well that 's what his VERY relieved sounding mother said . It should mean that the " thing " that was attached to &NAME , which bore a more than a passing resemblance to &NAME 's waterbottle , will not be necessary and &NAME will be restored to health . No aeroplane flying and no sport though . He probably wo n't be back at the start of next term as he will need a little time to recover . Pray for his speedy recovery . Also pray for his Mum and Dad &NAME they have found it very hard , particularly Mum . I am going to see &NAME tomorrow and if he 's well enough he will proceed to beat me at Downfall again . Never mind . If in the unlikely event you send anything to me I will pass it on . &NAME &NAME &NAME free to forward this as you wish . " SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME &NAME Dear Everyone , for those of you who are members of &NAME , there is a blue sheet that has details of who the new college reps are going to be ( including our very own &NAME and &NAME ) as well as the extras on the exec plus a voting form type thing - if you want to pick yours up then we 'll leave them all in the M ( for &NAME ) pigeon hole . Thank you , &NAME and &NAME ps I would have emailled you the times and locations of the remaining prayer meetings on this week but I forgot to bring the piece of paper that told me where they all were - but if I remember correctly I think you 're all supposed to go to &NAME &NAME 's room tomorrow at 7.45am ( &NAME if I 've got this wrong then I 'm sorry if you have people waking you up at that early hour ! ) SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] [ Fwd : Formal Dinner ] Message from &NAME about the Formal below ... £ &NUM is very good value for a formal dinner at the &NUM &NAME and it should be a very cool evening . It 's next Thursday but you need to email &NAME today . ( &EMAIL ) Dear all , The Freedom &NAME needs to have &NUM people to go ahead , at the moment we have not got enough people . If you are coming / thinking of coming please email me with the details and send the form to me ( with cheque payable to &NAME no. &NUM account ) . It really would be a shame if the &NAME does n't happen because we have n't got enough people . Loads of people have said they are coming but have not got the form back to me . It is really important that I know who is coming by Wednesday . This is the final deadline and if we do n't have enough people we will have to cancel it . Please can you encourage you college group to come to the formal and forward this email to them . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] [ Fwd : BOUNCE sj-cu@durham.ac.uk : Approval required&SMILEY SUBJECT: &NAME children 's group Dear all , We help to run a children 's group ( called &NAME group ) in &NAME , a village just outside &NAME , on Monday evenings and would really like some more helpers . The group is for &NUM year olds and we play games to start ( e.g. parachute games , wink murder , ladders , pictionary etc ) , have a Bible story and drama and then a craft . The group is held in a room at the back of &NAME &NAME 's Church in &NAME and we get a taxi from the Market Place at 5.15pm to start there at &NUM 30pm . The children leave at &NAME and we get back in &NAME in time for CU . If you would be interested in helping please contact either &NAME or &NAME : &EMAIL Thank you ! &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME Hello Everyone , I believe congratulations are in order as I heard there was a record turnout at this morning 's prayer meeting . &NAME prayer meeting will be at &NUM in &NAME &NAME 's room in &NAME &NAME , and then Friday 's will be at &NAME & &NAME 's room in &NAME C39 . The second thing I have to say is that for anyone interested , tomorrow from 1.15pm-1.45pm in the &NAME Room there will be a a " talk-type presentation , which is just going over the basics of Christianity , and is being hosted by &NAME &NAME . I think &NAME has put some posters up around college which are headed something like " Remind me ... What is the Good News ? " See you all around soon I hope , &NAME ( and &NAME ) SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Prayer & &NAME Just a reminder about the inter-collegiate Prayer & Praise event tomorrow evening . &NAME &NAME IN &NAME HALL This should be a fab evening , with lots of different people contributing and a cool worship band led by our very own &NAME & &NAME . This will be a great opportunity to offer these next weeks to &NAME and pray together for both the world & &NAME and the Mission next week . We hope it will be a great encouragement and time of refreshment for everyone . It should last just over &NUM &NUM / &NUM hours but we 'll hopefully be moving it along fairly quickly . If anyone would like to help set up chairs , or make some signs , etc. that would be very appreciated . Either email me or just turn up ( for chairs ) at 5pm or so . Cheers everyone , love &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] To " Livers Out " from &NAME Hi people - I 've included a link to a sheet about livers-out " &NAME " from &NAME . It has some good stuff on it but please keep in mind that we do n't want this whole thing to feel " forced " and unnatural . Please be sensitive , especially in this College . We do n't want people to feel " hunted " even in their own homes ! &WEBSITE I thought the idea about inviting a &NAME ( or even the speaker , &NAME &NAME ) home after a lunch bar talk could be interesting if someone wanted to continue a conversation they were having , but please be sensitive . Of course , if anyone wants to invite one of them back to dinner or suchlike , that 's fine , only in that case please make sure all your flat / house are happy about it ! This could be a great opportunity to ask some older , wiser ( ? &SMILEY people questions - so Sorry to waffle , goodnight , love &NAME &NAME Also - I 've been asked to tell you to email &NAME &NAME &EMAIL if you want to " book " any of them for something specific . Do n't say we never tell you anything ! SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Prayer meetings Hello everybody , the prayer meetings for this week will be taking place at 7.45am each morning in the following rooms : Tuesday : &NAME &NAME - &NAME C27 Wednesday : &NAME &NAME - &NAME &NAME Thursday : &NAME &NAME - &NAME Wing &NAME Friday : &NAME &NAME - &NAME &NAME Next Monday : &NAME &NAME - &NAME B14 See you all there ! &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME Sorry to clutter up your inbox . Due to an &NAME &NAME night on Friday ( tomorrow ) , &NAME 's Hall Worship will be taking place in the WALLIS ROOM , not &NAME Hall . &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Additional Bonus Prayer &NAME Hello Everyone , Some fine people suggested that an additional prayer meeting be held today , and so for those of you who read this message today will be more than welcome to go to &NAME &NAME 's room in &NAME &NAME at &NAME today for this extra prayer meeting . Thanks to all of you who have been turning up over the past week ! Hope you all have good weekends , &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] FREEDOM update ... Hi everyone - just some pieces of information and news for this week ( &NAME there 's no CU this evening ) Thank &NAME for ... - a great 1st week of &NAME - lots of people at the Lunch-time talks ( including plenty of &NAME ! ) - the &NAME 's staying in College - a really positive atmosphere in College ( by what I hear ) - support from the &NAME &NAME - the great stuff He 's doing ! The 2nd Week ... - &NAME talks in &NAME Ballroom with &NAME &NAME , featuring &NAME - start at 7.30pm - if people are going from college , suggest meeting in &NAME at &NUM 20pm - &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME ( &NAME 's friend ! ) are &NAME 's who are staying in college for the week . They 're both lovely - please be nice ! - &NAME &NAME &NAME is also in College - &NAME is in a guest room at the top of &NAME ( and &NAME is next door I think ! ) - &NAME is staying in &NAME 's room - They 'll be at most meals in College so it would be nice if people could take time to chat to them . - &NAME has said she 'll be at the &NAME &NAME Coffee Shop on &NAME ( and possibly &NAME ) afternoon if people want to go and talk to her . She wants to be available for both Christians and non-Christians while she 's here and she 's happy to talk about anything . She might be a good person to talk to if you , or someone else , would like to speak to a stranger who 's unconnected to a situation and will be leaving at the end of the week . She 'd be happy to arrange another time to meet should you wish and she will of course treat anything you tell her as confidential . - Prayer meetings are continuing this week : Tuesday : &NAME &NAME - &NAME C27 Tuesday ( &NAME ) - &NAME &CHAR - at 8am Wednesday : &NAME &NAME - &NAME &NAME Thursday : &NAME &NAME - &NAME Wing &NAME Friday : &NAME &NAME - &NAME B14 ( all at 7.45am I think ! ) - thanks guys , keep praying ! Love &NAME & &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Message from &NAME re &NAME Hi everyone - just a short note : Well done this week - things in College were really positive and we 've had some 'surprising " responses . Thank &NAME , but please keep praying ! CU is on as normal tomorrow - the penultimate one from &NAME and I ! Got a letter from &NAME for all of you who are members : &WEBSITE Please vote if you 're not able to attend the &NAME ! Cheers , &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME Meetings Hello Everyone , This is just to say that there will be a prayer meeting in &NAME 's room tomorrow at &NUM in &NAME &NAME and also a prayer meeting on Saturday at &NUM 45pm in &NAME 's room in &NAME Wing A8 . See you all around , &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Re : &NAME &NAME ] &NAME , Most of you probably wo n't get this email before &NAME &NAME tonight , but I thought I 'd send it anyway . See ya tonight , Love &NAME ( and &NAME ) Here is this week 's study passage , which really is only &NAME &NUM , but I think we have to look at the history behind this as well , in &NAME &NUM : &NUM . &NUM At &NAME there was a man named &NAME , a &NAME in what was known as the Italian Regiment . &NUM He and all his family were devout and God-fearing ; he gave generously to those in need and prayed to &NAME regularly . &NUM &NUM day at about &NUM in the afternoon he had a vision . He distinctly saw an angel of &NAME , who came to him and said , " &NAME ! " &NUM &NAME stared at him in fear . " What is it , &NAME ? " he asked . The angel answered , " Your prayers and gifts to the poor have come up as a memorial offering before &NAME . &NUM Now send men to &NAME to bring back a man named &NAME who is called &NAME . &NUM He is staying with &NAME the &NAME , whose house is by the sea . " &NUM When the angel who spoke to him had gone , &NAME called one of his servants and a devout soldier who was one of his attendants . &NUM He told them everything that had happened and sent them to &NAME . &NUM About noon the following day as they were on their journey and approaching the city , &NAME went up on the roof to pray . &NUM He became hungry and wanted something to eat , and while the meal was being prepared , he fell into a trance . &NUM He saw heaven opened and something like a large sheet being let down to earth by its &NUM corners . &NUM It contained all kinds of four-footed animals , as well as reptiles of the earth and birds of the air . &NUM Then a voice told him , " Get up , &NAME . &NAME and eat . " &NUM 'Surely not , &NAME ! " &NAME replied . " I have never eaten anything impure or unclean . " &NUM The voice spoke to him a second time , 'Do not call anything impure that &NAME has made clean . " &NUM This happened &NUM times , and immediately the sheet was taken back to heaven . &NUM While &NAME was wondering about the meaning of the vision , the men sent by &NAME found out where &NAME 's house was and stopped at the gate . &NUM They called out , asking if &NAME who was known as &NAME was staying there . &NUM While &NAME was still thinking about the vision , the &NAME said to him , &NAME , &NUM [ &NUM ] men are looking for you . &NUM So get up and go downstairs . Do not hesitate to go with them , for &NUM have sent them . " &NUM &NAME went down and said to the men , " I 'm the one you 're looking for . Why have you come ? " &NUM The men replied , " We have come from &NAME the &NAME . He is a righteous and God-fearing man , who is respected by all the Jewish people . &CHAR holy angel told him to have you come to his house so that he could hear what you have to say . " &NUM Then &NAME invited the men into the house to be his guests . The next day &NAME started out with them , and some of the brothers from &NAME went along . &NUM The following day he arrived in &NAME . &NAME was expecting them and had called together his relatives and close friends . &NUM As &NAME entered the house , &NAME met him and fell at his feet in reverence . &NUM But &NAME made him get up . 'Stand up , " he said , " I am only a man myself . " &NUM Talking with him , &NAME went inside and found a large gathering of people . &NUM He said to them : " You are well aware that it is against our law for a Jew to associate with a &NAME or visit him . But &NAME has shown me that I should not call any man impure or unclean . &NUM So when I was sent for , I came without raising any objection . May I ask why you sent for me ? " &NUM &NAME answered : " &NUM days ago I was in my house praying at this hour , at &NUM in the afternoon . Suddenly a man in shining clothes stood before me &NUM and said , &NAME , &NAME has heard your prayer and remembered your gifts to the poor . &NUM &NAME to &NAME for &NAME who is called &NAME . He is a guest in the home of &NAME the &NAME , who lives by the sea . " &NUM So I sent for you immediately , and it was good of you to come . Now we are all here in the presence of &NAME to listen to everything the &NAME has commanded you to tell us . " &NUM Then &NAME began to speak : " I now realize how true it is that &NAME does not show favoritism &NUM but accepts men from every nation who fear him and do what is right . &NUM You know the message &NAME sent to the people of &NAME , telling the good news of peace through &NAME &NAME , who is &NAME of all . &NUM You know what has happened throughout &NAME , beginning in &NAME after the baptism that &NAME preached-- &NUM how &NAME anointed &NAME of &NAME with the &NAME &NAME and power , and how he went around doing good and healing all who were under the power of the devil , because &NAME was with him . &NUM " We are witnesses of everything he did in the country of the Jews and in &NAME . They killed him by hanging him on a tree , &NUM but &NAME raised him from the dead on the third day and caused him to be seen . &NUM He was not seen by all the people , but by witnesses whom &NAME had already chosen--by us who ate and drank with him after he rose from the dead . &NUM He commanded us to preach to the people and to testify that he is the &NUM whom &NAME appointed as judge of the living and the dead . &NUM All the prophets testify about him that everyone who believes in him receives forgiveness of sins through his name . " &NUM While &NAME was still speaking these words , the &NAME &NAME came on all who heard the message . &NUM The circumcised believers who had come with &NAME were astonished that the gift of the &NAME &NAME had been poured out even on the Gentiles . &NUM For they heard them speaking in tongues [ &NUM ] and praising &NAME . Then &NAME said , &NUM " Can anyone keep these people from being baptized with water ? They have received the &NAME &NAME just as we have . " &NUM So he ordered that they be baptized in the name of &NAME &NAME . Then they asked &NAME to stay with them for a few days . &NAME &NUM &NUM The apostles and the brothers throughout &NAME heard that the Gentiles also had received the word of &NAME . &NUM So when &NAME went up to &NAME , the circumcised believers criticized him &NUM and said , " You went into the house of uncircumcised men and ate with them . " &NUM &NAME began and explained everything to them precisely as it had happened : &NUM " I was in the city of &NAME praying , and in a trance I saw a vision . I saw something like a large sheet being let down from heaven by its &NUM corners , and it came down to where I was . &NUM I looked into it and saw four-footed animals of the earth , wild beasts , reptiles , and birds of the air . &NUM Then I heard a voice telling me , Get up , &NAME . &NAME and eat . " &NUM " I replied , Surely not , &NAME ! Nothing impure or unclean has ever entered my mouth . " &NUM " The voice spoke from heaven a second time , Do not call anything impure that &NAME has made clean . " &NUM This happened &NUM times , and then it was all pulled up to heaven again . &NUM " &NAME then &NUM men who had been sent to me from &NAME stopped at the house where I was staying . &NUM The &NAME told me to have no hesitation about going with them . These &NUM brothers also went with me , and we entered the man 's house . &NUM He told us how he had seen an angel appear in his house and say , Send to &NAME for &NAME who is called &NAME . &NUM He will bring you a message through which you and all your household will be saved . " &NUM " As I began to speak , the &NAME &NAME came on them as he had come on us at the beginning . &NUM Then I remembered what the &NAME had said : &NAME baptized with [ &NUM ] water , but you will be baptized with the &NAME &NAME . " &NUM So if &NAME gave them the same gift as he gave us , who believed in the &NAME &NAME &NAME , who was I to think that I could oppose &NAME ? " &NUM When they heard this , they had no further objections and praised &NAME , saying , 'So then , &NAME has granted even the Gentiles repentance unto life . " &NUM [ &NUM ] &NUM early manuscript &NUM ; other manuscripts do not have the number . &NUM [ &NUM ] Or other languages &NUM [ &NUM ] Or in &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM years later I went up again to &NAME , this time with &NAME . I took &NAME along also . &NUM I went in response to a revelation and set before them the gospel that I preach among the Gentiles . But I did this privately to those who seemed to be leaders , for fear that I was running or had run my race in vain . &NUM Yet not even &NAME , who was with me , was compelled to be circumcised , even though he was a Greek . &NUM [ This matter arose ] because some false brothers had infiltrated our ranks to spy on the freedom we have in &NAME &NAME and to make us slaves . &NUM We did not give in to them for a moment , so that the truth of the gospel might remain with you . &NUM As for those who seemed to be important--whatever they were makes no difference to me ; &NAME does not judge by external appearance--those men added nothing to my message . &NUM On the contrary , they saw that I had been entrusted with the task of preaching the gospel to the Gentiles, [ &NUM ] just as &NAME had been to the Jews. [ &NUM ] &NUM For &NAME , who was at work in the ministry of &NAME as an apostle to the Jews , was also at work in my ministry as an apostle to the Gentiles . &NUM &NAME , &NAME [ &NUM ] and &NAME , those reputed to be pillars , gave me and &NAME the right hand of fellowship when they recognized the grace given to me . They agreed that we should go to the Gentiles , and they to the Jews . &NUM All they asked was that we should continue to remember the poor , the very thing I was eager to do . &NUM When &NAME came to &NAME , I opposed him to his face , because he was clearly in the wrong . &NUM Before certain men came from &NAME , he used to eat with the Gentiles . But when they arrived , he began to draw back and separate himself from the Gentiles because he was afraid of those who belonged to the circumcision group . &NUM The other Jews joined him in his hypocrisy , so that by their hypocrisy even &NAME was led astray . &NUM When I saw that they were not acting in line with the truth of the gospel , I said to &NAME in front of them all , " You are a Jew , yet you live like a &NAME and not like a Jew . How is it , then , that you force Gentiles to follow Jewish customs ? &NUM " We who are Jews by birth and not &NAME sinners " &NUM know that a man is not justified by observing the law , but by faith in &NAME &NAME . So we , too , have put our faith in &NAME &NAME that we may be justified by faith in &NAME and not by observing the law , because by observing the law no one will be justified . &NUM " If , while we seek to be justified in &NAME , it becomes evident that we ourselves are sinners , does that mean that &NAME promotes sin ? Absolutely not ! &NUM If I rebuild what I destroyed , I prove that I am a lawbreaker . &NUM For through the law I died to the law so that I might live for &NAME . &NUM I have been crucified with &NAME and &NUM no longer live , but &NAME lives in me . The life I live in the body , I live by faith in the &NAME of &NAME , who loved me and gave himself for me . &NUM I do not set aside the grace of &NAME , for if righteousness could be gained through the law , &NAME died for nothing!' [ &NUM ] &NUM [ &NUM ] Greek uncircumcised &NUM [ &NUM ] Greek circumcised ; also in verses &NUM and &NUM &NUM [ &NUM ] Greek &NAME ; also in verses &NUM and &NUM &NUM [ &NUM ] Some interpreters end the quotation after verse &NUM . SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Presents A message from &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME : Hi &NAME , It 's present time ! ! ! As you may or may not recall just before the last house party &NAME and &NAME had an obsession with tea towels , I made it at least &NUM emails on the subject ! ! So , what &NAME and I thought we could do is , get everyone in the cu to draw a little face and sign their name , on a tea towel , a la primary school ( great idea or what ! ! ).So they will remember us all . So we have bought the aforementioned teatowels and would be very much grateful if you could mark them with you own distinguishable creative drawing talent . The tea towels will be in &NAME room , which is crudas c17 , its right in the corner and it says " &NAME and &NAME " on the door , ( cunning ! ) So please pop along and sign them , there are one each for &NAME and &NAME , there are also cards for you to sign . Before the &NAME lot start whinging the tea towels will be in &NAME &CHAR on thurs and fri , so you could pop along then . If you want to do it , then plaease can you do it before monday . Thanks alot , sorry to have wittered on &NAME and &NAME This is a secret so please try and be discrete ( including you , miss &NAME &NAME ) also &NAME wont be there on monday , any ideas the best time to give it to him ? ( answers in under &NUM words on a postcard ) SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Re : &NAME &NAME ] Hello everyone , Sorry it 's taken me a few days to get round to emailing you - I have been sooooooo busy this week , but now I 'm at home for a few days , so I have a bit more time now . For those of you who do n't know , at &NAME Study on Monday we decided that emailing the prayer points during the week would be a good idea , so we can all remember what stuff to pray for during the week , and not just on a Monday night . So that 's what I 'll try and do . Sorry if I get any facts wrong - I 'm trying to remember it all ... * Explore courses and &CHAR * &NAME 's mum , who is ill , with pneumonia , but they are not exactly sure what else is wrong with her * &NAME 's grandad who is ill , and the rest of the family * &NAME 's brother &NAME , who is still finding it difficult at school * Word , who are going to the &NAME &NAME this Sunday * &NAME 's work ( that he does some ) , and the phd that he has applied to do * &NAME &NAME , who is still ill * &NAME 's friends in flat &NAME &CHAR , that there is peace there * &NAME 's mum , who is feeling restless and unhappy since her children have left home , and since she retired * &NAME &NAME - speaker ( or has that been sorted out now ? ) * &NAME 's summer - &NAME and guidance for what he should be doing See you all on Monday - I think we 're doing &NAME &NUM . Maybe &NAME will send you an email with it on , if you 're nice to him . Love &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Presents Hey folks . Just a reminder that it 's our first night leading CU tomorrow night . And more importantly , please could everyone who has n't yet signed &NAME and &NAME 's tea-towels and cards do so BEFORE CU tomorrow ? ? The tea-towels will be in &NAME 's room ( &NAME C39 ) so please please please come and sigh them , as we will be presenting them to &NAME and &NAME tomorrow . We 'll be doing this at the beginning of the meeting as &NAME has to go to an &NAME meeting , so please try to turn up promptly . Love in &NAME &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME &NAME Hi guys , just a quick note form us to let you know about some talks about &NAME that are going on &NAME its &NAME - sorry you 've already missed the first one but we have only just found out about them . so read on if you want ! a monster lot of shalom &NAME You are invited to the &NAME University Ecumenical Christian Council &NUM &NAME talks . These talks are to be held at &NAME &NAME 's institute , church road , from 1: 15pm to 2pm and are going on for &NUM weeks starting next Tuesday the 19th of &NAME . Each of the &NUM speakers is representing one of the &NAME faiths and has been asked to speak on suffering , peace and justice . Professor &NAME &NAME , who lectures in the theology department at this university , is our first speaker , in the second week a Jewish Rabbi , still to be confirmed , will be speaking and lastly a Muslim freelance journalist , &NAME &NAME will join us . Thanks &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME , No bible study this week , because of &NAME &NAME . Here are this week 's prayer points ... &NAME - &NAME &NAME - grandad , and also his &NAME , and his dad , who is having to travel a lot to see him &NAME - mum , who is back at home now . She is till ill , but thank &NAME because she is getting better &NAME &CHAR - dad leading a church group in &NAME at the moment &NAME &CHAR - brother &NAME , who is still not enjoying his time at school &NAME - thanks that she has done well on her work &NAME &CHAR - for faith when praying JUSTIN - still ill , and quite fed up , but he is on some homeopathic medication now THIRD YEARS - work , stress , thinking about the future , etc SEARCHING ISSUES - organisation , people to go BAILEY PRAISE - speaker , and other practical issues ALPHA EXPLORE COURSE - tension with other groups about room bookings &NAME & &NAME - leading CU , &NAME , etc &NAME - work ( too much ! ) See you all the week after next , Love &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] stuff ! ! Hello all ! I hope those of you at &NAME &NAME pn monday night found it enjoyable and encouraging ! ( Only &NUM months till the next one ! ) &NUM brief notices : &NUM ) The prayer meeting this week has been moved from Saturday to Thursday , &NUM 30pm in &NAME 's room , which is &NAME &NAME . Come and pray ! &NUM ) At next Monday 's CU meeting there 'll be the opportunity to give feedback and express your opinion on the bible studies , so do n't miss out on the chance to suggest how they can be improved . &NUM ) Sadly there is no &NAME 's Hall Worship this Friday &SMILEY That 's all folks ... just a bit of advice - avoid custard factories they are highly explosive &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME study Hello peeps ! &NAME and I thought we 'd try sending out the passage for the coming week 's bible study , so that you can read it in advance and come to the bible study ready to discuss it . So , here it is . ... &NAME &NUM ( a brilliant chapter ! and it picks up on what was preached at &NAME tonight , as well ! &SMILEY Freedom in &NAME 1It is for freedom that &NAME has set us free . Stand firm , then , and do not let yourselves be burdened again by a yoke of slavery . 2Mark my words ! &CHAR , &NAME , tell you that if you let yourselves be circumcised , &NAME will be of no value to you at all . 3Again I declare to every man who lets himself be circumcised that he is obligated to obey the whole law . &NAME who are trying to be justified by law have been alienated from &NAME ; you have fallen away from grace . 5But by faith we eagerly await through the &NAME the righteousness for which we hope . 6For in &NAME &NAME neither circumcision nor uncircumcision has any value . The only thing that counts is faith expressing itself through love . 7You were running a good race . Who cut in on you and kept you from obeying the truth ? 8That kind of persuasion does not come from the one who calls you . 9' &CHAR little yeast works through the whole batch of dough . " &NUM am confident in the &NAME that you will take no other view . The one who is throwing you into confusion will pay the penalty , whoever he may be . 11Brothers , if I am still preaching circumcision , why am I still being persecuted ? In that case the offense of the cross has been abolished . 12As for those agitators , I wish they would go the whole way and emasculate themselves ! 13You , my brothers , were called to be free . But do not use your freedom to indulge the sinful nature [ &NUM ] ; rather , serve one another in love . &NAME entire law is summed up in a single command : " Love your neighbour as yourself .' [ &NUM ] &NAME you keep on biting and devouring each other , watch out or you will be destroyed by each other . Life by the &NAME &NAME I say , live by the &NAME , and you will not gratify the desires of the sinful nature . 17For the sinful nature desires what is contrary to the &NAME , and the &NAME what is contrary to the sinful nature . They are in conflict with each other , so that you do not do what you want . 18But if you are led by the &NAME , you are not under law . 19The acts of the sinful nature are obvious : sexual immorality , impurity and debauchery ; 20idolatry and witchcraft ; hatred , discord , jealousy , fits of rage , selfish ambition , dissensions , factions 21and envy ; drunkenness , orgies , and the like . I warn you , as I did before , that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of &NAME . 22But the fruit of the &NAME is love , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , kindness , goodness , faithfulness , 23gentleness and self-control . Against such things there is no law . 24Those who belong to &NAME &NAME have crucified the sinful nature with its passions and desires . 25Since we live by the &NAME , let us keep in step with the &NAME . 26Let us not become conceited , provoking and envying each other . Footnotes 5: &NUM Or the flesh ; also in verses &NUM , &NUM , &NUM and &NUM 5: &NUM &NAME . &NUM : &NUM &NAME The version is &NAME , if you want to know . &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME Hello ... I know it 's another e-mail from us but I 'll try to keep it brief ... Firstly , did you know that there 's a group of Christians who meet to pray for &NAME every week ? If you 've been to &NAME then it 's a great chance to reminisce with people about the " &NAME experience " , and to pray with people who share a passion for that continent . Anyone who 's been to &NAME or just has a heart to pray for &NAME is really welcome to come . Tomorrow we 're gonna be mainly praying for &NAME , as their vital presidential elections take place next weekend and they really need some prayer ! We meet on Mondays at 1pm in the main library , in study room &NUM , which is off the computer room on the second-from-top floor . I 'll be at the entrance to the library at &NUM tomorrow if anyone wants to come ... Secondly , you probably know that college communion is trying to be more student-friendly . The CU has been asked to lead the prayers at communion this coming Tuesday . So we 're looking for &NUM or &NUM willing volunteers to do just that - you can be people who normally go or people who 've never been before ( like me ! ) . If you 're interested please let me or &NAME know . &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Here are the prayer points for this week ... &NAME - holiday job interview on this Friday at &NUM , for working at hospital playscheme . &NAME - praise &NAME that her mum is a lot better - all the work she needs to do before the end of term &NAME &CHAR - tiredness - work - very busy - &NAME - brother &NAME , who is a bit happier , but still needs prayer &NAME - work , and being able to concentrate on it &NAME - her dad , who is still looking for work , but is feeling more positive about it &NAME - that he will continue not being stressed about work ! &NAME - his grandad who is ill , and the whole family PETE - he has resigned from the &NAME exec , to try and sort out what he believes and thinks . Pray that he will be able to talk to people who are wise , who can help him with his questions . JUSTIN - feeling very alone at the moment , not seeming to be getting better . Also now got a stomach bug . New Relationships - pray for the new couples in college , that they will be a good witness in their relationships , and they will build friendships , and be sensitive to others , and sensible , etc. SUBJECT: Passage and &NAME Hi &NAME ... Here is the passage for this week . We 're looking at Chapter &NUM . There is a link below to the commentary on this passage which might also be good to look at . Commentaries are great because they put things in perspective and context . So if you could read at least the passage before hand ( whether online or in your Bible , &NAME ! ) and if you want the commentary too , then we can bash around some ideas and thoughts about what is being said . I hope your quiet times are going well as well . Please pray for mine , as I have n't been able to concentrate very well . You guys are a great group ! Lots of love , &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &NUM Doing &NAME to All 1Brothers , if someone is caught in a sin , you who are spiritual should restore him gently . But watch yourself , or you also may be tempted . 2Carry each other 's burdens , and in this way you will fulfill the law of &NAME . &NAME anyone thinks he is something when he is nothing , he deceives himself . 4Each one should test his own actions . Then he can take pride in himself , without comparing himself to somebody else , 5for each one should carry his own load . 6Anyone who receives instruction in the word must share all good things with his instructor . &NAME not be deceived : &NAME cannot be mocked . A man reaps what he sows . 8The &NUM who sows to please his sinful nature , from that nature [ &NUM ] will reap destruction ; the one who sows to please the &NAME , from the &NAME will reap eternal life . 9Let us not become weary in doing good , for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up . 10Therefore , as we have opportunity , let us do good to all people , especially to those who belong to the family of believers . Not Circumcision but a New Creation 11See what large letters I use as I write to you with my own hand ! 12Those who want to make a good impression outwardly are trying to compel you to be circumcised . The only reason they do this is to avoid being persecuted for the cross of &NAME . 13Not even those who are circumcised obey the law , yet they want you to be circumcised that they may boast about your flesh . 14May &NUM never boast except in the cross of our &NAME &NAME &NAME , through which [ &NUM ] the world has been crucified to me , and &NUM to the world . 15Neither circumcision nor uncircumcision means anything ; what counts is a new creation . 16Peace and mercy to all who follow this rule , even to the &NAME of &NAME . 17Finally , let no one cause me trouble , for &NUM bear on my body the marks of &NAME . 18The grace of our &NAME &NAME &NAME be with your spirit , brothers . Amen . Show footnotes &NUM &NUM : &NUM Or his flesh , from the flesh &NUM &NUM : &NUM Or whom &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] This week 's bible study reading Hi guys ! Here 's the chapter we 'll be doing in bible studies tomorrow - do take the time to read it in advance if you can . &NAME GALATIANS &NUM Doing &NAME to All 1Brothers , if someone is caught in a sin , you who are spiritual should restore him gently . But watch yourself , or you also may be tempted . 2Carry each other 's burdens , and in this way you will fulfill the law of &NAME . &NAME anyone thinks he is something when he is nothing , he deceives himself . 4Each one should test his own actions . Then he can take pride in himself , without comparing himself to somebody else , 5for each one should carry his own load . 6Anyone who receives instruction in the word must share all good things with his instructor . &NAME not be deceived : &NAME cannot be mocked . A man reaps what he sows . 8The &NUM who sows to please his sinful nature , from that nature [ &NUM ] will reap destruction ; the one who sows to please the &NAME , from the &NAME will reap eternal life . 9Let us not become weary in doing good , for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up . 10Therefore , as we have opportunity , let us do good to all people , especially to those who belong to the family of believers . Not Circumcision but a New Creation 11See what large letters I use as I write to you with my own hand ! 12Those who want to make a good impression outwardly are trying to compel you to be circumcised . The only reason they do this is to avoid being persecuted for the cross of &NAME . 13Not even those who are circumcised obey the law , yet they want you to be circumcised that they may boast about your flesh . 14May &NUM never boast except in the cross of our &NAME &NAME &NAME , through which [ &NUM ] the world has been crucified to me , and &NUM to the world . 15Neither circumcision nor uncircumcision means anything ; what counts is a new creation . 16Peace and mercy to all who follow this rule , even to the &NAME of &NAME . 17Finally , let no one cause me trouble , for &NUM bear on my body the marks of &NAME . 18The grace of our &NAME &NAME &NAME be with your spirit , brothers . Amen . Footnotes 6: &NUM Or his flesh , from the flesh 6: &NUM Or whom SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME &NAME well its holiday time folks , so &NAME and I wanted to say &NAME &NAME ( &NAME we forgot on Monday ) , we hope you have fun eating a monsterous amount of chocolate - but as my gran always says - 'Do n't forget the reason for the season " Just to remind you that &NAME &NAME Worship is on this very evening ( Thursday ) in the &NAME Room at &NUM : &NUM - ( &NAME &NAME is speaking ) Have a great break , houseparty details will hopefully be announced on the first meeting back , which is the first Monday of term Just remember - it 's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME ( that 's welcome in Spanish ) hi guys welcome back to this fun filled term of the beautiful and desirable things we call exams . just a quick note to let you know that cu is on as normal tomorrow and promises to be its usual crazy fun packed self . It will be cool to see everyone after the holidays and find out how everyone is doing . take care and see you all tomorrow ( hopefully ) &NAME and &NAME and remember 'dreamt is the only word in the English language that ends in 'mt " SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Houseparty ! ! &NAME , Well after many hours of toil and sweat a houseparty venue has been uncovered . It promises to be crazy fun fun fun ( that 's alliteration if you did n't know ) , with a trip to the beach ( donkey rides optional ) and plenty of time for &NAME and &NAME The dates are Monday &NUM th June to Wednesday 12th June leaving Monday lunchtime and being back in time for tea Wednesday . Do n't fret , we will not be missing &NAME 's day . How much will this exciting trip of a lifetime cost , I hear you cry ? well for the knockdown price of £ &NUM the seat on the coach of epic excitement is yours . The sign up sheet will hopefully be at CU this Monday so come along and put your name down - we have &NUM spaces - places will only be confirmed with payment of wonga . CU on Monday should be helpful , we are going to be looking at worry / stress and how &NAME really lifts us and helps us through it all , so should be a real encouragement . oh and by the way there are more chickens in the world than people &SMILEY &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME importantish Hey guys , its me comin atcha in a &NAME style ( sorry revision is making me go mad ) Do n't forget the lunch bar at st &NAME 's Fri . &NUM : &NUM , " &NAME , stress and the future " - its going to be a an evangelistic talky with link to explore so come along and take mates along if there stressing too , food available like the mission Anyway we now have a list of names for the house , but I am aware that some people did n't get the chance to put there name down , and also some people were signed up by friends and may not actually be able to come etc. . . . . . . . . . . . ... So here is the list of names I have , if you wanna come and your names not down email me and I will put you on the reserve list . I cant promise you will definitely get to go , but usually people drop out , so you gotta be in it to win it ! If you do n't wanna come and your names down please can you email me too , then I can take you off and unnecessary confusion is thus avoided . People are : &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR o' &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR forest &CHAR curry &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR wood &CHAR &NAME &CHAR green &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME a &NAME &CHAR &NAME a &NAME &CHAR bell bench &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME a &NAME -powell &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR read &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME a &NAME a &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME Reserve list &CHAR &NAME C &NAME sorry thats a long email but rest assured in the knowledge that there are more frozen chickens in the worlds supermarkets than pople in &NAME &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME hi guys , sorry to clog up your inboxes , but hey you look popular at least ! &NUM &CHAR quick notices &NUM - &NAME 's Hall as at &NUM tomorrow not the usual &NUM : &NUM , this is due to an early tea - so come along after the delights of college gruel ( or whatever you have at your house ) it should be good . &NUM - &NAME tomorrow &NAME oswalds &NUM : &NUM - evangelistic styleee , " exams worry and the future " &NUM - &NAME night at &NAME this sat take it easy guys , and we will see you if not before at CU on Monday which promises to be another journey of epically immense fun In case you did n't know handy little housekeeping tip - elastic bands last longer in the fridge &NAME ! &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME , Here 's the stuff that we prayed about this week ( sorry it 's taken me a few days to email you ) &NAME - her dad is still looking for a job &NAME - Japenese conversation partners - opportunities to talk about the &NAME &NAME - exams , and her dad , &NAME , as he settles into &NAME , and her mum , who is still ill &NAME - not coping very well with stuff , needs more sleep &NAME &CHAR - work , &NAME 's friend &NAME ( that they develop a good friendship ) & &NAME 's &NAME &NAME - work & concentration &NAME - his brother , &NAME , and sisters , &NAME & &NAME &NAME - her sister &NAME , who is working in &NAME ELEANOR - exams and work &NAME - exams and work See ya on Monday ... Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi fellow &NAME Group members ! For those of you who were there last night , I have found the poem I was talking about : The &NAME of the Year I said to the man who stood at the &NAME of the Year " Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown . " And he replied , " Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of &NAME . That shall be to you better than light and safer than a known way ! " So I went forth and finding the Hand of &NAME trod gladly into the night . &CHAR &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) Fabulous ! ( If you 're wondering where you might have heard it recently , it was read at the &NAME Mother 's funeral I think . ) &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAMEJust a quicky to say remeber cu is slightly different tomorrow as we are going to go for a walk - so bring your &NAME 's and distress beacons . It should be a good chance to chill out , relax have a chat and then do some praying over &NAME from what I am informed is a lovely spot . &NAME studies will be on as usual at &NUM : &NUM - they should be a good chance to get refreshment and encouragement from &NAME 's word . Please can I have some money for the houseparty if your coming its £ &NUM - payable to &NAME &NAME 's college CU For all those of us taking exams this week , just remeber. . " A bic biro can write 2km of ink continuously cheers &NAME and &NAME prayer meeting &NUM : &NUM on Wednesday - be there it will be monster SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] hmmmm exciting ! Hey everybody , Just to let you know that tomorrow night CU is going to be a bit different and very exciting . We have a surprise guest person , who is going to be taking CU and it promises to be interesting and encouraging . &NAME &NAME will still be on , so we can continue to learn about the Big Man . Looking forward to seeing you there , and to distract you a little from your revision I worked out the other day that you cant rhyme any English words with : Month , &NAME , silver , purple . Love &NAME and &NAME Houseparty money - please let us have it ( thanks to those that have ) - £ &NUM payable &NAME &NAME College CU - we do n't want to nag and chase people up SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Praise and prayer Hey , final leg of exams are upon us , which is jolly nice ! On monday at cu we are going to spend the whole time praising &NAME for how awesome He is . The evening will be focused on praising intermojovinated with praying . It should be a really good refreshing time , where we can focus on &NAME collectively and make space for the &NAME &NAME to move . take it easy &NAME and &NAME and this fact is very crazy , an ostrich 's eye is bigger than it 's brain SUBJECT: FOOD ! Hi , Next week , on Wednesday ( 5th June ) , we 're going to have a &NAME &NAME mealy thing in my flat ( &NAME &CHAR ) . We 'll meet at about 7pm . I 'll provide the main meal , but I 'll probably need some of you to bring some dessert and drink . If you could let me know if you can make it , I 'll know how much food we 'll need , so I can then sort out what you lot might need to bring , and let you know in the next day or &NUM . So if you could reply to me as soon as possible , that would be lovely . Thanks , Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : FOOD ! Hi &NAME , Just realised that stupid me has another thing on on Wednesday night . Can we move this to friday ? or tuesday ? or saturday or sunday lunchtime ? Can you reply quickish please ? Sorry ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 'S.J.Thompson " wrote : Hi , Next week , on Wednesday ( 5th June ) , we 're going to have a &NAME &NAME mealy thing in my flat ( &NAME &CHAR ) . We 'll meet at about 7pm . I 'll provide the main meal , but I 'll probably need some of you to bring some dessert and drink . If you could let me know if you can make it , I 'll know how much food we 'll need , so I can then sort out what you lot might need to bring , and let you know in the next day or &NUM . So if you could reply to me as soon as possible , that would be lovely . Thanks , Love &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : FOOD ! Tuesday night anyone ? ? &NAME &CHAR " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Hi &NAME , Just realised that stupid me has another thing on on Wednesday night . Can we move this to friday ? or tuesday ? or saturday or sunday lunchtime ? Can you reply quickish please ? Sorry ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 'S.J.Thompson " wrote : Hi , Next week , on Wednesday ( 5th June ) , we 're going to have a &NAME &NAME mealy thing in my flat ( &NAME &CHAR ) . We 'll meet at about 7pm . I 'll provide the main meal , but I 'll probably need some of you to bring some dessert and drink . If you could let me know if you can make it , I 'll know how much food we 'll need , so I can then sort out what you lot might need to bring , and let you know in the next day or &NUM . So if you could reply to me as soon as possible , that would be lovely . Thanks , Love &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Crazy fun hey you crazy funsters just to let you know cu is still on tomorrow night at &NUM : &NUM , its the last one of the term due to &NAME praise and the awe inspiring houseparty , so it would be really cool to get together and encourage each other . It will also be a nice chance to see those hallowed third years in the cu setting . see you there &NAME and &NAME - new fact this week , its a question , first person with the correct answer via email gets a very special prize what percentage of an average person typing is done by their left hand ? ? SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Packed lunches ! Hi folks ! &NUM quick reminders : Firstly , if you are a liver-in and coming on the houspearty , please fill out a slip for a packed lunch and get it to me ( &NAME ) by 3pm on Wednesday ( &NAME C25 ) . This will ensure you get a packed lunch for the journey down to the houseparty . Secondly , info about the &NAME training seminars : They are in &NAME 's Institute on Wednesday 5th and Thursday 6th June , and will last no longer than an hour and a half . Making friends with international students - Thursday &NUM a.m. Making the most of one to &NUM - Wednesday &NUM a.m. or Thursday &NUM p.m. Making the most of small groups - Wednesday &NUM p.m. or Thursday &NUM a.m. Making the most of evangelistic events - Thursday &NUM p.m. Each session is self-contained so there 's no need to go to both sessions under &NUM heading . Please make the most of these - they should be a brilliant opportunity to get more experience and more ideas , especially if you do a &NUM , or might be doing one next year . That 's your lot , &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME final details - IMPORTANT ! ! Hi guys , last minute details for the houseparty are as follows : &NUM ) Meet at 11.50am outside &NAME House to catch the coach . Please do n't be late ! ! &SMILEY &NUM ) You need to bring : sleeping bag & pillow case ( or sheets & duvet ) toiletries towel tea towel ( essential ) torch ( optional ) sports equipment , board games ( twister , etc ) , videos ( anything fun that you 're willing to bring along for us to watch ) beach stuff ( towel , swimming costume , etc - optional ) footwear for indoors and outdoors , if poss &NAME , notebook , pen lunch for the journey ( or pick up your packed lunch at breakfast from college if you 've ordered &NUM ) * something nice and sweet to share ( muffins , cookies , sweets or chocolate - you get the idea ) * &NUM ) We 'll be arriving back in &NAME between &NUM and 6pm on Wednesday 12th . &NUM ) Remember NOT to sign yourself out for meals , because we 've already claimed the money back for them ! &NAME then , enjoy &NAME &NAME and the beautiful weather we 're having ... &NAME and &NAME Did you know ? In &NAME the children make pets of goliath beetles ( the biggest beetle in the world ! ) - they tie string to them and fly them like kites ! ! ! ! SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME Hi guys ... Just wanted to say thanks to everyone who came on the houseparty , for being such a brilliant bunch of people and making it such a lot of fun ! Despite the &NAME match , the evangelistic &NAME is still going on on Saturday lunchtime , but the talk will be at &NUM noon so that people can then go and watch the football in &NAME Hall . Food will be available before and after the game , and at half-time . Please make the most of the opportunity for your friends to hear the gospel without even venturing outside of &NAME or missing the football ! ! Also , if anyone would like to be a steward ( and that does NOT involve missing the football ! ) , then please reply to this e-mail . See you all soon ... ( at &NAME Praise on Monday ? ? ? ) &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME ( take &NUM ) Slight change of plan ... the talk has been moved to whenever the match finishes , so hopefully around 2.30pm . The &NAME will also be happening after the match , not before . Pass the message on . ... Also , the last college communion of term is on Tuesday , and &NAME &NAME is preaching . Should be really good ! &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME praise and anyone up for a fight ? Guys just &NUM quick things &NAME praise is on in &NAME hall tonight &NUM : &NUM &NAME Lane from soul survivour &NAME , and the band HEAT is our speaker . Come along ! secondly , this turs we have organised a HILL &CHAR &NAME wide game and potentially a lot of water fighting . The idea is we get all the cu togehter having some fun so we can meet some guys from other colleges . Its being organised by the cu 's but is open to anyone who wants a laugh on thurs . The basic format is a widegame , with rules to be explained on thurs . As I said anyone is welcome , so bring your friends along, ( NB there wont be a talk or anything ) Its happening at &NUM : &NUM on thurs , so we will meet in reception at &NUM : &NUM ish . If people have buckets of water pistols etc. .. bring them along any queries hit me back &NAME The longest one syllable word in the english language is 'screeched " SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME Only me again this water fight on thursday , could people email &NAME back if interested , its just that we need to get carrots ? and potatoes ? if we are playing and I dont want to get any if people are n't playing . There is no pressure on playing , I realise that everyone is very busy and that registering is also going on , no worries &NAME &NAME and &NAME reply to : &EMAIL SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Prayer meeting Hello ! The last prayer meeting of term is tomorrow ( &NAME ) morning in &NAME 's room , &NAME C16 , at the controversial time of 9am . Please come - it 's your last chance this year / ever ! ! It 'll be really good to commit our summers to &NAME . See you there , &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Hello ! Hi and welcome back to beautiful &NAME ! Hope you all had a great summer - sorry about the lack of e-mails from us ! ! Just to let you know about what 's going on this week : Tomorrow ( Wed ) at 5pm in &NAME &NAME is the &NAME Guide to Churches . You 're more than welcome to come along and chat to some freshers afterwards . Saturday night at &NAME &NAME are putting on a big evange event , featuring &NAME , the band who played during the misison . It should be great , and it 's not just for freshers , so drag some friends along ! &NAME Ballroom , £ &NUM entry , with a talk by &NAME Gobbett from &NAME . Monday night is the first CU meeting of term - hurray ! ! To fit in with the Freshers timetable , it will be starting at &NAME , and will finish by 8pm . BIBLE STUDIES WILL NOT FOLLOW THE MEETING . They are beginning on Monday 14th October . Please keep coming , especially to the bible studies - do n't feel that you 've outgrown CU ! The freshers are sure to benefit from getting to know some older Christians . Also , the &NAME studies will be in a new format this year , so even if you gave up on them last year , it 's worth giving them another try ! There 'll be a sign-up sheet at Monday 's meeting to say you want to be in a Bible study group - if you wo n't be there and you want to be in a group , just reply to this e-mail . And if you 're a liver-in with a big room , and you fancy hosting a group in it , just let one of us know . Finally , just to give you all advance warning , the housepart this term will be &NUM - &NUM November . See you all soon ... &NAME & &NAME The world 's longest traffic jam was a whopping &NUM kms long ! ! ! ! ! SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME Hi guys , a message from &NAME and &NAME about the Livers Out prayer meeting ... Working Title : Livers Out Early &NAME &NAME &NAME ! ! ( we 'll think of a crazy acronym soon enough . ... &SMILEY Where ? &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME - possibly moving to different place / &CHAR as the mood ( and the space ) takes us . When ? 5pm for &NUM on &NAME ( negotiable .. tell us if sports practice interfering ) What & Why ? To pray ! " Unless the LORD builds the house , its builders labour in vain . " &NAME &NUM : &NUM - we want the &NAME to do amazing things in &NAME and in &NAME and that starts when we start to take prayer seriously as a body of believers . What an amazing priviledge to come together and pray to a &NAME who not only has promised to hear us , but also to be amongst us , and even to pray for us through His own &NAME ! We 'll keep it flexible from week to week and see what happens and where it takes us ! &NAME , intercession , worship , bible , fellowship , whatever ! And we 'll try and get everyone involved if we can ... What should I bring ? Yourself ( wholly and completely , ready to hear from &NAME ) A coat ( just in case we decide to go somewhere more interesting ... ) Rest is optional. . &NAME ? Biscuits ? Bottle ? &SMILEY do n't worry about it this week .. we can take turns to bring biscuits ! - dinner is negotiable ... if anyone wants feeding for whatever reason just let &NAME know ! Be excited ! &NAME & &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR number is &NUM &NUM &NUM if you need to get in touch . SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Welcome to the CU Mailing List Hello ! This e-mail is meant for all those who signed up to the CU mailing list last night ( Monday ) . You should also have received an e-mail from 'majordomo " telling you have you have successfully been added to the list , along with removal instructions . If you do wish to leave the list at any time e-mail &NAME or &NAME and they arrange to have your name removed . Some of the e-mail address on the list I was given were wrong so please check that you know what your &NAME e-mail address is ! If at anytime you wish to change the e-mail address that we have , e.g. from a hotmail address to your &NAME &NUM , then again , just let &NAME and &NAME know and they make sure it 's sorted for you . &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Crazy fun in ancronymn heaven Well hello there , This is just a very quick email to let you know &NUM things . &NUM ) First &NAME ( saturday night bible reading - genius title I know ) happen this very saturday . It is at &NUM : &NUM in &NAME &NAME which is in the market place and lasts about an hour . This is the central event &NAME run . If you want to come along then the lovely &NAME will be waiting on reception at &NUM : &NUM / &NUM : &NUM before going down there . Come along and give it a go ! &NUM ) CU will be back to the normal time of &NUM with bible studies afterwards . Come along with your deoderant &SMILEY &NAME tea time see you soon &NAME and &NAME Did you know there is only &NUM street in the world which has had &NUM &NAME peace prize winners living in it ? A very special prize is waiting to the first correct answer recieved as to the location of this fallowed street , SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME ! ! ! &NAME &NAME ! ! ! &NAME &NAME ! ! ! Hi guys ! Here 's a message from &NAME &NAME to let you know about &NAME &NAME ( in case you had n't guessed ! ) - it was excellent last year and comes highly recommended . Also , if you want to go on &NAME , the evangelism traning course , then it 's not too late - just e-mail your name , college and course to : &EMAIL before Monday . &NAME & &NAME I 'm writing to tell you about &NAME Alive that will be happening during the &NAME holidays from sat &NUM thur &NUM april &NUM . For those of you who do n't know &NAME &NAME is a part of &NAME Harvest especially geared towards students ( at &NAME , &NAME ! ) and is a really good opportunity to hear good Christian teaching and to be involved in seminars and small groups . There are only a limited number of places ( allocated on a first come first served basis ) and if you want to go I need as soon as possible ... * a deposit of £ &NUM ( or if you prefer the full amount of £ &NUM ) - cheques made out to &NAME no. &NUM account please . * a photocopy of both sides of your &NAME / Campus card . * your email address , college ( and address if you 're living out this year ) You can send them to me through internal mail at &NAME and I 'll also be at &NAME on Saturday evening . If anything 's not clear or you have any questions you can email me : &EMAIL I think that 's it for now though &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] News ! Dear one and all , Next week CU will be starting a new page in its history and meeting in. .. wait for it ... &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! [ cheers and applause ] The reason for this is , as you may well have realised , we are bursting at the seams in the &NAME Room , and it gets rather wiffy . So see you at &NUM on &NAME Hall on Monday , with a view to it becoming a permanent arrangement ... we 'll see how it goes . &NAME ra &NAME & &NAME Be warned ! &CHAR polar bear is more likely to attack you with its left paw than its right paw ! ! ! SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME Howdy doody &NUM and all Sorry to bug and clog up your inboxs but we have some terribly exciting , verging on quality news we are just itching to impart with you you . Firstly , the infamous houseparty sheet will be at CU tomorrow so come along and shove your name down . &CHAR / &CHAR are quality &NAME you get away form &NAME and get to know people from CU alot better , without the sweat of mon nights . ... Its going to be £ &NUM and places are yours once we have the wonga , payable to &NAME &NAME 's Christian &NAME . So you could be ultra organised and bring a cheques as well . Talking of sweat , we have decided to move into &NAME hall this monday . This is a trial period so we shall see how it goes , any feedback would be most welcome &NAME gotta go , just realised that the shortest intercojntinental flight in the world only takes &NUM mins &NAME its only &NUM miles - anyone wanna guess from where to where ? answers on a stamp &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Exciting international things ! Hi guys ! As promised , here is &NAME and &NAME 's report about their trip to &NAME in the summer . There 's also a note from &NAME &NAME who runs the &NAME prayer group . &NAME reading ! &NAME and &NAME Hi ! I run a prayer group for anyone who has an interest and a heart for praying for nations in &NAME . You may have taken a gap year and would like to continue praying for people you met . So here 's how ! We get together on Tuesday lunchtimes from 1-2pm in &NAME &NAME Chapel . We chat about things going on there and share our love of different places and then pray lots ! Its informal and a good chance to build new friendships . We 'd love to see our group grow and see &NAME answer our prayers and change lives in nations that are in great need of him . Please come along &NAME bless zannax Latin Link trip to &NAME &NUM &NAME and &NAME To be honest , I really do n't know where to start in writing this report on my trip to Ecuador-the people ? The places ? The work ? The fun ? It would take many hours and many , many pages to tell you all about it but I 'd still fail . I do n't think I would ever be able to fully share what I saw and experienced there , the task is too huge and complex ( as such things always are ) but I 'll try . Our real project or should I say focussed aim was to build a Sunday school for a church in &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , a new and rapidly growing city South East of Quito the capitol . We arrived at the church on our first day expecting to find virgin soil just waiting to be dug , but why make it easy when difficult is so much more fun ! The &NUM , &NUM and a half metre square foundation holes could not be dug until the concrete had been cracked through . This was done by bashing with a heavy iron &NAME until you got little cracks which then after many hours turn into a hole you can put your hand through . The digging itself could actually be quite fun and it gave me a real sense of achievement knowing that I could hide in my hole if the need ever arose ! However , when the hole got so deep that I had trouble reaching to get the soil out I began to wonder how I was going to get out ! The most sophisticated piece of equipment in &NAME is , wait for it' the spade ( the wheel &NAME was a close contender but due to its persistent malfunctioning was disqualified ) so we spent many hours of fun pretending to be a cement mixers . It also meant that was had to make all the iron supports-sawing , bending and quilting as we affectionately named it ( twisting wire to join the poles ) . It was while quilting we discussed , debated , argued , sang and most definitely bonded ! Despite it being really tough work , &NAME really blessed us on the building site particularly with the relationships with our maestros . He also really protected us- the only accident being a very funny ( although highly embarrassing ) incident when I fell down the well When we were n't building , we tried to get involved with the youth as much as possible , but in all honesty they were so fascinated by the strange gringos that we did n't really have much choice ! Each Tuesday we ran after school groups for &NUM year olds , in which we 'd play silly games and do a sketch based around a Bible passage which we 'd then get them to learn . The children 's enthusiasm , passion and attentiveness to the verses we asked them to learn , our plays they spontaneously performed for us and most of all &NAME was both humbling and hugely encouraging . Each day , at &NUM o' clock on our crawl home from work , children from the local houses would rush out to meet us which prompted us to start a 2nd club held on the street . The most disastrous club we ran may actually turn out to be the most successful . It was our last week , and so taking into account previous weeks we judged that a slightly more challenging and mature approach was needed . However , when &NUM o' clock came only one of our usual girls was there , so we sat down and prayed as we always did but we also prayed that Hoard loads of children from the poor areas [ who the week before we 'd given out clothes to ] that had never been to church before would come . As we finished praying we looked up to see &NUM children aged between &NUM and &NUM flood through the gates . EVERYTHING we planned went wrong and our impromptu play was a shambles ( due to our lack of Spanish we started acting a completely different part of the prodigal son to that which was being read out ! ) . However , in the midst of chaos , &NAME was there controlling and showing his power despite and through our human failings . And that was exactly what is was like all the way through our trip- when our money did n't come through from &NAME , our water did n't work in the toilet which although very annoying ( and smelly ! ) at the time meant we did n't have to pay our deposit . The day the toilet was fixed , our money arrived . Whenever someone felt a bit ill , prayer restored their health so despite guarantees that we would all get ill at some point &NAME bless us amazingly all the time . We felt his presence continually and his hand always guiding us . Whenever things were tough or went wrong or we felt discouraged , His spirit was there up lifting us and helping us forward . I want to end by saying my trip was a life changing experience , but was it really ? It should have been , I know that , but how much it actually affects my day to day life now is shamefully questionable . &NUM week , another team member and I gave out tickets to poor families so they could come to the church and collect clothes and toys . The poverty there was so shocking it was practically indescribable . &NUM people living in &NUM house the size of my ( small ) dining room at home , the only water coming from a stagnant , mosquito breeding stream . And yet despite all this I complain about our cramped flat that is n't big enough to have a party in ! &NUM time when we had a weekend off , we went with the missionary family to the beach . &NUM evening we sat in the town square and ate chicken and chips . We had too much to finish so we found a group of shoe shine boys and gave them our leftover . The look on one of the boy 's faces , I vowed to remember forever , mixture of disbelief and sheer joy that someone would give them food or what we would consider scraps that we did n't want or need . It was so humbling . My time in &NAME taught me many things ; perseverance , &NAME , compassion , courage to be challenged but one of the most important things , which I need continual reminding about is how exceptionally blessed we all are in so many ways . It 's not about trying to fit the Ecuadorian lifestyle into ours but it is being truly grateful and thankful for what we do have both physically and spiritually . And , most of all giving praise back to the only one who deserves it . SUBJECT: &NAME study 'social " ok guys , here 's the deal . Monday 4th Nov , after CU , we can &CHAR ) go to &NAME ( cheap night ) and have a meal &CHAR ) go to &NAME and have a pudding ! &CHAR ) go to mine or &NAME 's flat and have some sort of food and a chill out time . &CHAR ) something else &CHAR ) nothing Please e-mail back a.s.a. &CHAR and let me know what you think . See you all soon , take care , do n't work too hard , Blessings , Love &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Tonight hello , hope everyone is doing well and enjoying the funs of &NAME weather ( all you southerners must be wondering whats going on ! ) This is just an ickle email to tell you CU is in LEECH HALL agan tonight , the feedback has been mainly positive so we are going to give it another whirl . Tonight is going to be a bit dif again as we are going to concentrate on Worship and Prayer centered around the Kingdom of &NAME . So please come along - after all youre not at uni to do work ! ? &NAME interest for the CU houseparty has been outstanding , at present all those who soigned up at CU are going - but it maybe a tiny squash so if anyone is prepared to sleep on the floor please let us know , it seemed a bit harsh to do a ballot to get the &NUM so we are going to do it this way . But as the houseparty is less than &NUM weeks away we need your cheques &NAME ( more anacronymns .. &NAME ! ) So tongight would be good to bring them along too , or put in the &NAME or &NAME pigeon hole or please bring them to our flat &NAME &CHAR or just randomly see us in the street and we can do the exchange there as long its in a brown paper bag . Its £ &NUM payable to &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Thanks guys , its been really qua ... tremendous to see everyone there at CU and then at &NAME studies , All our love &NAME and &NAME &NAME its early I cant think of a fact so I will leave you with a thought of an &NUM year old ( apparently ) in a bible lesson at sunday school " Christians are only allowed to marry &NUM person this is called monotony " SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME &NAME Hi guys ! Hope you all enjoyed CU last night and got something out of it . &NUM things - there are &NUM places left for &NAME &NAME , if you 're interested : &NUM april , butlins - &NAME , £ &NUM in total . Send a photocopy of both sides of your &NAME card and £ &NUM deposit to &NAME &NAME at &NAME &NAME if you want to go . Secondly , here 's a bit more info about &NAME &NAME from &NAME &NAME . Do n't forget to get in touch if you want to be involved ! ! love &NAME & &NAME Hey everyone - mainly for the benefit of the 1st years ( but everyone else - please read the adverts ! ) , here 's a brief explanation of what &NAME &NAME is all about and why you should all look forward to coming ! * &NAME &NAME - Monday 11th November , &NAME , &NAME &NAME * &NAME &NAME is a inter-collegiate student-led worship event that 's put on in the &NAME &NAME once a term , with a focus towards student-aimed discipleship teaching . Our mission statement can be found here if you 're interested : &WEBSITE It 's run independently of the other Christian organisations in &NAME ( including &NAME ) but operates in conjunction with &NAME 's Hall Worship and under the supervision of &NAME 's College Chaplain - &NAME &NAME . This is a great opportunity to get involved with something involving people from across the Colleges , and come together for a great time of worship , expecting to hear from &NAME and be challenged . We had some really amazing evenings last year , and we 're fully expecting &NAME to do some more great stuff this year ! &CHAR couple of adverts ... Stewards - anyone who would n't mind helping out on the evening with setting up / clearing up / refreshments / directing people into College , etc - please get in touch with &NAME : &EMAIL &NAME &NAME - anyone who 's interested in being involved in the prayer & ministry side of things , we 'd love to hear from you ! If you 'd like to be involved we 'd like you to attend a training evening on * Weds 6th November at 7.30pm in the &NAME Room * . Even if you 've had experience on prayer teams before we feel it 's important to make sure everyone is clear about the &NAME vision and is approaching the ministry time from the same direction . If you attended the training evening last term you do n't need to come again ! If you 're interested in getting involved , or if you have any questions about this side of things , please get in touch either with myself &EMAIL or &NAME - &EMAIL Everyone else - please pray ! Cheers , &NAME &NAME Other people who 'll be good for answering questions if you run into them ... &NAME - &EMAIL &NAME - &EMAIL SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME Forgot to say , if you want to come to &NAME &NAME , the cheque needs to be made payable to &NAME No &NUM Account , for £ &NUM . &NAME &NAME If you feel like paying up for the houseparty that would also be great ! &SMILEY ( £ &NUM to &NAME &NAME 's Christian &NAME ) SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Re : &NAME &NAME ] &NAME , here 's the passage . Have a read through it , either now or later , so that when we come to it on Monday we have a basic idea of what is going on . What might also be good is to sit down sometime and just have a read through of the whole letter . Hope you are all well . &NAME , cause it 's a beautiful day ! &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM You foolish &NAME ! Who has bewitched you ? Before your very eyes &NAME &NAME was clearly portrayed as crucified . &NUM I would like to learn just &NUM thing from you : Did you receive the &NAME by observing the law , or by believing what you heard ? &NUM Are you so foolish ? After beginning with the &NAME , are you now trying to attain your goal by human effort ? &NUM Have you suffered so much for nothing -- if it really was for nothing ? &NUM Does &NAME give you his &NAME and work miracles among you because you observe the law , or because you believe what you heard ? &NUM Consider &NAME : " He believed &NAME , and it was credited to him as righteousness .' [ &NUM ] &NUM &NAME , then , that those who believe are children of &NAME . &NUM The Scripture foresaw that &NAME would justify the Gentiles by faith , and announced the gospel in advance to &NAME : " All nations will be blessed through you .' [ &NUM ] &NUM So those who have faith are blessed along with &NAME , the man of faith . &NUM All who rely on observing the law are under a curse , for it is written : " &NAME is everyone who does not continue to do everything written in the Book of the Law .' [ &NUM ] &NUM Clearly no one is justified before &NAME by the law , because , " The righteous will live by faith .' [ &NUM ] &NUM The law is not based on faith ; on the contrary , " The man who does these things will live by them .' [ &NUM ] &NUM &NAME redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us , for it is written : " &NAME is everyone who is hung on a tree .' [ &NUM ] &NUM He redeemed us in order that the blessing given to &NAME might come to the Gentiles through &NAME &NAME , so that by faith we might receive the promise of the &NAME . &NUM Brothers , let me take an example from everyday life . Just as no one can set aside or add to a human covenant that has been duly established , so it is in this case . &NUM The promises were spoken to &NAME and to his seed . The Scripture does not say " and to seeds , " meaning many people , but " and to your seed,' [ &NUM ] meaning &NUM person , who is &NAME . &NUM What I mean is this : The law , introduced &NUM years later , does not set aside the covenant previously established by &NAME and thus do away with the promise . &NUM For if the inheritance depends on the law , then it no longer depends on a promise ; but &NAME in his grace gave it to &NAME through a promise . &NUM What , then , was the purpose of the law ? It was added because of transgressions until the Seed to whom the promise referred had come . The law was put into effect through angels by a mediator . &NUM A mediator , however , does not represent just &NUM party ; but &NAME is one . &NUM Is the law , therefore , opposed to the promises of &NAME ? Absolutely not ! For if a law had been given that could impart life , then righteousness would certainly have come by the law . &NUM But the Scripture declares that the whole world is a prisoner of sin , so that what was promised , being given through faith in &NAME &NAME , might be given to those who believe . &NUM Before this faith came , we were held prisoners by the law , locked up until faith should be revealed . &NUM So the law was put in charge to lead us to &NAME [ &SMILEY that we might be justified by faith . &NUM Now that faith has come , we are no longer under the supervision of the law . &NUM You are all sons of &NAME through faith in &NAME &NAME , &NUM for all of you who were baptized into &NAME have clothed yourselves with &NAME . &NUM There is neither Jew nor Greek , slave nor free , male nor female , for you are all one in &NAME &NAME . &NUM If you belong to &NAME , then you are &NAME 's seed , and heirs according to the promise . &NUM [ &NUM ] Gen . &NUM : &NUM &NUM [ &SMILEY Gen . &NUM : &NUM ; &NUM : &NUM ; &NUM : &NUM &NUM [ &NUM ] &NAME . &NUM : &NUM &NUM [ &NUM ] &NAME . &NUM : &NUM &NUM [ &NUM ] &NAME . &NUM : &NUM &NUM [ &NUM ] &NAME . &NUM : &NUM &NUM [ &NUM ] Gen . &NUM : &NUM ; &NUM : &NUM ; &NUM : &NUM &NUM [ &NUM ] Or charge until &NAME came Lifted from an e-mail by &NAME &NAME ... Here 's just a quick explanation about the uses of curses in the &NAME so hopefully verse &NUM will make more sense . Being cursed is an inevitable consequence of sin ... &NAME &NUM &NUM " &NAME is the man who carves an image or casts an idol--a thing detestable to the LORD , the work of the craftsman 's hands--and sets it up in secret . " Then all the people shall say , " Amen ! " &NUM " &NAME is the man who dishonors his father or his mother . " Then all the people shall say , " Amen ! " &NUM " &NAME is the man who moves his neighbor 's boundary stone . " Then all the people shall say , " Amen ! " &NUM " &NAME is the man who leads the blind astray on the road . " Then all the people shall say , " Amen ! " &NUM " &NAME is the man who withholds justice from the alien , the fatherless or the widow . " Then all the people shall say , " Amen ! " &NUM " &NAME is the man who sleeps with his father 's wife , for he dishonors his father 's bed . " Then all the people shall say , " Amen ! " &NUM " &NAME is the man who has sexual relations with any animal . " Then all the people shall say , " Amen ! " &NUM " &NAME is the man who sleeps with his sister , the daughter of his father or the daughter of his mother . " Then all the people shall say , " Amen ! " &NUM " &NAME is the man who sleeps with his mother-in-law . " Then all the people shall say , " Amen ! " &NUM " &NAME is the man who kills his neighbor secretly . " Then all the people shall say , " Amen ! " &NUM " &NAME is the man who accepts a bribe to kill an innocent person . " Then all the people shall say , " Amen ! " &NUM " &NAME is the man who does not uphold the words of this law by carrying them out . " Then all the people shall say , " Amen ! " As we all sin we all deserve to be cursed . &NAME wants us to be free to have a relationship with Him and so &NAME took the curse for us . ... &NAME &NUM &NUM Be sure to bury him that same day , because anyone who is hung on a tree is under &NAME 's curse . &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us , for it is written : " &NAME is everyone who is hung on a tree . " I hope that this makes sense . &NAME &NAME wrote : Hello everyone , Sorry it 's taken me a few days to get round to emailing you - I have been sooooooo busy this week , but now I 'm at home for a few days , so I have a bit more time now . For those of you who do n't know , at &NAME &NAME on Monday we decided that emailing the prayer points during the week would be a good idea , so we can all remember what stuff to pray for during the week , and not just on a Monday night . So that 's what I 'll try and do . Sorry if I get any facts wrong - I 'm trying to remember it all ... * Explore courses and &CHAR * &NAME 's mum , who is ill , with pneumonia , but they are not exactly sure what else is wrong with her * &NAME 's grandad who is ill , and the rest of the family * &NAME 's brother &NAME , who is still finding it difficult at school * Word , who are going to the &NAME &NAME this Sunday * &NAME 's work ( that he does some ) , and the phd that he has applied to do * &NAME &NAME , who is still ill * &NAME 's friends in flat &NAME &CHAR , that there is peace there * &NAME 's mum , who is feeling restless and unhappy since her children have left home , and since she retired * &NAME &NAME - speaker ( or has that been sorted out now ? ) * &NAME 's summer - &NAME and guidance for what he should be doing See you all on Monday - I think we 're doing &NAME &NUM . Maybe &NAME will send you an email with it on , if you 're nice to him . Love &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Houseparty extravaganza Hi guys , apologies for the length of this email and even more apologies if it doesnt apply to you , but we need to let everyone know the full details of the monsterly exciting ( and quite large ) houseparty.which is the weekend coming . &NAME the first thing is we have &NUM buses which will be taking us to destination paradise ( or knock ) . One will be going from outside &NAME House ( the union building ) and the other smaller bus will be going form &NAME . We need &NUM people who wnat to go from &NAME ( think no luggage carrying ) - please email ME ( &NAME ) if you wanna do that - cheers guys both places , you need to be there by &NUM : &NUM or I will get &NAME midlock to hit you with a wet fish ! ? We will hopefully be back form the houseparty by &NUM : &NUM on sunday in time for college dinner etc. . . &NAME stuff you need to bring: ( please dont bring too much &NAME the coach isnt that big and we do have a lot of food ) Sleeping bag ( or sheets ) &NAME &NAME Stuff you dont mind gettting a bit muddy ( including footwear ) Something nice and sweet to share ( eg choc , muffins , cake etc. . ) Football socks ( for a game dont worry if dont have any .. all will be revealed ) &NAME / notebook &NAME towel Torch ( if got &NUM ) &NAME ( if you want ) &NAME mats etc ( if you dont mind lending to someone ) &NAME nearly there now , the final thing is below is the list we have for people who are coming , if youre on the list and you dont wanna come , please let us know &NAME &NAME there are people on the reserve list . WE NEED YOUR MONEY BY &NAME NIGHT if you havent paid or I will send spiderman round to your house . The list &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME o' &NAME &NAME &NAME anatasia freeman-powell &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME minnikin hetty clingan &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME wood &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME eliie &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME kathrin goeb &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Reserve list &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME If youre a veggie or have any wierd dieteray requirements can you let us know &NAME , cheers sorry that was a really long email , but these things have to be done , CU is in &NAME hall on monday - so come along and have crazy fun ! ! ! all our love &NAME wood and Miss &NAME fact of the day is - . . . ... &NAME &NAME &NAME father of the telephone never phoned his mummy . She was deaf ! SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME fun stuff Hi guys , couple of things we forgot to mention last night ( thanks for all the ideas , very thought provoking - we will return to them in the very near future ) anyway houseparty is nearly here which is very very very very very very mildy exciting ! ( even if you not &CHAR / ping please read on &NAME some imp info at bottom ) Its really important the 1st and 3rd years in college dont sign out of any meals for the weekend as we are actually claiming them back for you - to help subsidise food . So please dont sign out or anything , cheers &SMILEY secondly , ( sorry for none margarets people ) can the guys on the minibus - &NAME , &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &CHAR , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME rep , &NAME &CHAR , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME please bring a mug , plate , bowl and cutlery ( its just there might not be enough at knock - make sure you know its yours so you can bring it home ) thirdly in true &NAME and &NAME stylee dont forget your tea towel and fithly ( is that a word ? ) if you have a musical instrument and wanna bring it along there maybe an oppurtunity to play ? obviously think about how big it is and how big the bus is . &NAME tomorrow morning ( wed ) - &NAME C19 &NAME and &NAME 's room - 7: &NUM come it will be tremendous Also afternoon prayer tomorrow at brockwell &CHAR &NAME - &NUM : &NUM ish And &NAME hall worship is at for &NUM week only &NAME &NUM : &NUM so go along&SMILEY sorry that was very dully boringy and adminy , but at least you can be safe in the knowledge that the international dialling code for &NAME is &NUM . . . ... must dash have a call to make &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME &NAME , this is a very quick email , there is NO CU tonight ( cue applause ) . However do not despair because in &NAME hall there will be the fantastic BAILEY PRAISE . It starts at &NUM : &NUM and will be a great oppurtunity to meet &NAME and be real with him . There will also be no bible studies , due to &NAME praise . CU will be back to normal ! ? next week , back in &NAME hall adn dont forget the stupendous &NAME will be on at wed &NUM : &NUM &NAME 's room cruddas D46 ( I think ) so come along , ( especially the boys I am feeling slightly outnumbered ) So &NAME praise &NAME ( unless youre reaidng this on tuesday on which case you have missed it sorry ! ) did you know the americans spent millions of dollers developing a pen which would work in space ( you can now buy them for £ &NUM argos , a veritable bargain ) whilst the russians just used a pencil ! ! ! love ya &NAME ps , big thankyou to the houseparty massif for the way they cleaned the centre up this aft and then got on the buses , it was muchus appreciated - youre all stars ! SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME 's Hall Worship Hello &NUM and all ! Just &NUM quick notices in case you were having withdrawal symptoms from the recent lack of notices ! &NAME 's Hall Worship will be on &NAME this week , at &NAME , in the chapel . And &NAME is on as usual this SATURDAY at 7pm in &NAME . See you soon , &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME Just another quick notice for you , this time about the lunchbar on Friday . Should be good ! ! &NAME Dear All , " Why do bad things happen to good people ? " This Friday ( 15th November ) there will be an evangelistic lunchbar . This will take the form of a talk and question time on the topic of suffering , given by &NAME &NAME . There will also be a chance to buy a cheap lunch . If this kind of format is new to you , ask a second or third year how it works , it 's a great way to engage with issues that people may have and very accessible . In &NAME there will be a series of these lunchbars and evening talks and events entitled ENCOUNTER . &NAME &NAME will be speaking then so come along and check him out . The lunchbar is in &NAME &NAME 's Institute at 1.00pm on Friday 15th . Please be inviting friends and coming along yourselves . The Central &NAME &NAME , normally at 1.10pm in &NAME &NAME 's on a Friday , will be at &NUM and praying specifically for the lunchbar , so if you 're free do come a little bit earlier and pray for the event . Yours , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) Hi folks ! Well , hope everyone who was on the &NAME has recovered , amd no one is suffering food poisoning ... just to remind you that bible study is on this week as normal , would be fab to sees you all there , but if work etc is piling up do n't worry ! if you have a spare few minutes ( ho ho ) you might like to read the passage for next week , which is the bit in &NAME &NUM ( I think ) , about the Little Children coming to &NAME , and the story of the &NAME young &NAME . Bring food , if you want it ! ( I do ) stress less , more chocolate , must run , have a lecture take care , Love &NAME xxx SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Ice skating ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? anyone3F ? &NAME&NAME everyone is recovered from the houseparty and &NAME &NAME , ( could sound cheesy here . . . . . . . . . ... I think I will ) &NAME is good and has blown me away with his faithfulness , He 's quality . Anyway a couple of quick things . &NAME and I wondered if instead of a proper CU on the 2nd &NAME ( our last one before christmas due to the &NAME service ) everyone would like to have a chance of fufilling there lifelong fantasy of being part of &NAME On Ice by going &NAME SKATING at the gala theatre . If we can get a hundred people we can book the whole place out and have it all for &NUM hours ( &NUM ) . The cost is £ &NUM per head and as &NAME told me on the phone very excitidly , you get a free drink ( in the words of &NAME " Get In " ) We need to book it , but there is no point if loads of you think its a wrong idea or wouldnt wanna come . So what we need is for you to email us if you DONT WANT TO COME . That way we can get an idea of rough interest . Let us know &SMILEY Secondly as some of the second years and third years will know &NAME &NAME is not with us this year &NAME she is working for &NAME down in the &NAME village . She says hello and wants to hear all the news ( purely on a prayerful interest level ) so email her ( she can still access her &NAME account . IF you dont know her , who cares , email her anyway it will be good to make a new friend . her email is &EMAIL Lastly below please find a message abour the diccu houseparty - last date is saturday at &NAME - love &NAME And &NAME thought I would give a relevant fact today - when they first performed &NAME on ice they had to treat the performer who was goofy for frost bite on his nose . In there desire to be authentic they gave goofy a wet nose and it froze . The deadline for the &NAME &NAME IS THE 16TH &NAME . Make sure you get your forms to &NAME &NAME by then . You can send them by internal mail to &NAME &NAME , post them ( to &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 4DE ) , give the forms and deposits to me at &NAME or email me the details by replying to this email ( and sending it to &EMAIL ) . Name . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... College . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... &NAME willing to play in music group yes / no Willing to be on the catering team yes / no Special dietary requirements There will be a limited number of spaces available if you miss the deadline . If you miss the deadline please email me so that we know how many people are wanting to come . You can fill in this email send it to r.m. inwood to guarantee a place . &NAME is able to subsidise anyone who is finding it difficult to afford going on the housparty . Please contact me if you have a questions about the housparty . Thanks &NAME &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Breakfast ! Hi everyone ! Hope youre all ok and not too snowed under with work ... This Monday is our last Monday &NAME study this term coz we 're all going ice skating the week after and then its the student carol service on the 9th . So we thought perhaps after Monday we could have one more Bible &NAME - on Sunday 8th December over breakfast up at &NAME . Either at 8: 30am ish so as people can get off to &NAME afterwards if they want , or we could make it brunch at about 10am , and people can go to &NAME in the evening . Can you let me know whether youd prefer the early breakfast idea or the brunch &NUM , and also if you can make 8th &NAME or not . &NAME , thats about all - and I dont recall essays being mentioned in the &NAME so they cant be that important after all ... See you on Monday Take care , &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Breakfast ! Hi &NAME , Early breakfast would be best for me . Thanks . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi everyone ! Hope youre all ok and not too snowed under with work ... This Monday is our last Monday &NAME study this term coz we 're all going ice skating the week after and then its the student carol service on the 9th . So we thought perhaps after Monday we could have one more Bible Study - on Sunday 8th December over breakfast up at &NAME . Either at &NUM : 30am ish so as people can get off to &NAME afterwards if they want , or we could make it brunch at about 10am , and people can go to &NAME in the evening . Can you let me know whether youd prefer the early breakfast idea or the brunch &NUM , and also if you can make 8th &NAME or not . &NAME , thats about all - and I dont recall essays being mentioned in the &NAME so they cant be that important after all ... See you on Monday Take care , &NAME . SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME or &NAME Greetings , right just a quick &NUM &NAME I 'm meant to be working but just to remind everyone about the ice skating extravaganza which is happening a week on monday &NUM december at the &NAME rink . We still need to people to sign and pay up , so if you 've not signed up and wanna come , or you need to do is email me straight back ( go on do it now , I can see you thinkng about it ! ! ) and say yes &NAME I would love to come . The cost is £ &NUM for &NUM hours of exclusive use which cant be bad . Its open to anyone and everyone , so bring friends either from &NAME or anywhere really . Its not going to be all christiany so dont worry we wont be doing worhsip dance on ice . Just a chance to have a bit of a laugh really . &NAME cant think of a lot else to say , it the last proper cu on monday before the end of term so come along &NAME we will be making advent candles in a blue &NAME stylee so bring your coat hangers . &NAME &NAME and &NAME ps pay us the money for ice skaitng this monday And todays exciting tidbit of information is the copyright for &NAME &NAME was left to &NAME &NAME street Hospital when &NAME &NAME died , and is the only copyright to exist indefinatley . &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Elbow-licking Very quickly , please can everyone who is coming to ice skaitng get there money to us &NAME . There are still places left so let me know if you wanna come , invite people and if the worst comes to the worst just turn up on monday night and you will be ok . Everybody is welcome &SMILEY so get practicing the dance to &NAME ( however you spell it ) and &CHAR expect to see those triple loop salco 's with &NAME on moday night . It is also apparently impossible to lick your elbow , if your in private reading this please try , if your' &CHAR in the computer room then even better why dont you challenge the person next to you to see who can do it first . Keep it real Lots of shalomic love &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Saturday ! Hello &NUM and all ! Just a quick one to remind you about the Christmas present wrapping that 's going on in &NAME 's as part of serving &NAME ... Lots of helpers welcome ! &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME " little helpers ! Hope you are enjoying all those essay deadlines and stressful moments , because you can look forward to Saturday when you can have half a day of relaxing christmas wrapping ! The day will be split up into &NUM , &NUM , &NUM and &NUM . and anyone who is super holy and feels called to help me set up and pack away is more than welcome to assist . If you can email me with what times you can do , or if &NAME has been telling you to do the whole day , thats wonderful ! I hope to hear from you all soon ! ! ! ! Yours in &NAME , &NAME &NAME - the &NUM with super curly hair . &EMAIL SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Ice Skating - IMPORTANT ! ! ! HI guys , hope everyone is well and not stressing about the joys of essays . This is just to let you lkmow whats going on tmorrow night - were going to meet in THE WALLIS ROOM at &NUM : &NUM , I know this means the livers out have to come in , but its easier if we all arrive as a big group to the monsterous rink of fun . We are ice skaitng from &NUM , so we should have a lot of fun , and in the words of my wonderful mother " wrap up warm , the ice is &NAME " If you 've said youre comimg can you please make every effort to come and bring your &NUM quid , there are still loads of spaces left ( so come and bring people even if you havent signed up ) and if people dont come CU ( and my credit card ) are going to be in massive debt &NAME we have had to pay the amount up front . That was my little beg bit , if you had n't noticed &SMILEY It should be crazy and exciting so come along love &NAME and &NAME Today thought I would leave you with a wonderingment that hit me last night in &NAME . Why are mince pies made of mincemeat when they are suitable for vegetarians ? . . ... if anyone knows why let me know &NAME I think it will bug me for the rest of the holidays otherwise . SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Deck the halls with bows of &NAME Hi guys Firstly thanks so much to you guys who turned up for the wonders of the ice skating and made it not a silent night . Everyone seemed to have a quality time and it was great to see people having a bit of a laugh . Special metion goes to &NAME presidente &NAME , for doing &NAME the Eagle on ice ( if you dont get that , I 'm obviously getting old ) and &NAME for wiping out spectacularly in the brightest pink flares I have ever seen . Also as &NUM ships go sailing by apologies about the lack of mulled wine and hot chocolate and the half on half off thing . The company recieved a nice arsey email from me this moring so we wait with baited breath doubtless the herald angels will sing . Now onto more important things . It is time to get a bit christmassy with Misses &NAME and &NAME ( crap joke I know ) and to help you this coming monday there is a wonderful carol service in &NAME Cathedral put on by the lovely DICCU' ites . It was awesome last year &NAME the cathedral was full and in fine voice . There is a little talk about the meaning of christmas so its great to invite anyone along to , not exclusive in anyway open to everyone ( including &NAME 's mummy and daddy ) . We thought it would be nice if people want to go as a group , to go together so are going to meet at &NUM : &NUM in reception . We will leave fairly prompt . If you wanna come under your own steam thats cool , the options there if you want it . Afterwards there will be mince pies etc. . in &NAME hall so come back like we &NUM kings and eat them . which leads me onto saying if you wanna donate some mince pies then take them to &NAME or give them to someone who is going , or chuck them away in a manger or in &NAME hall monday night . &NAME that 's all folks gotta go to royal davids city for tea If youre really bored you can see how many &NAME titles I have got into the above email . ... yes I know its not taxing but humour me ( answer at bottom ) And the fact today is that for some unknown reason , a ducks quack doesnt echo . fascinating . . ... keep going for the answer In the words of delirious " [ you gotta ] go deeper " nearly there &NUM I think &SMILEY SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Mince pies and houseparties Hello ! ! ! This is an appeal for a few helpers to help out with serving the refreshments after the CU carol service on Monday night . It does n't involve doing anything beforehand , just turning up afterwards in &NAME Hall to put out mince pies , take them round the hoards of hungry carol singers , and help collect up the rubbish afterwards . If you 'd like to help out , please let me know &NAME ! And another thing , if you 're going on the &NAME houseparty in January , there 's a message below from the houseparty organisers that you need to reply to ... ! Love &NAME Hi guys . I 'm on the houseparty committee and I 'm trying to organise transport and accommodation . Out of the &NUM people that are going , only &NUM or so have indicated that they either have room in their house or that they need accommodation for the 15th and / or 18th of January . Consequently , I would be really grateful if you could send an E-mail to either &NAME or myself letting us know : &NUM ) Who you want to share a cabin with ( &NUM or &NUM people ) &NUM ) If you have any space in your house on the 15th or 18th &NUM ) If you need somewhere to stay or leave luggage on the 15th or 18th &NUM ) How you are planning on travelling up to &NAME in time for the houseparty . The last one is so that we can decide if it is worth booking train tickets from &NAME to &NAME . The relevant E-mail addresses are &EMAIL and &EMAIL . Thanks so much , &NAME . SUBJECT: Sunday bible study breakfat hey peeps , Sorry ths e-mail is kinda delayed and shortnotice . my fault not &NAME 's keep forgetting to do it ! ! basicaly : time : 8.30am this Sunday til when you need to leave , prob . no later than &NUM place : &NAME 's flat- &NAME &NAME or &NAME we 'll put a sign on the door . Please do not ring the buzzer- special request from the flat mates ! someone should be outside the door so you can get in , if not , the codde is &NUM . ( shhhhh top secret ... ) bring : bible , and if pos 50p to cover the price of breakfast ( nothing excititng , cereal , toast , sausages , ) well , hope &NAME this makes sense . Was up til 6.15am doing an essay , so am not functioning normally . Take care , enjoy the last weekend of term , don;t work too hard , and we 'll sees ya sunday AM . oh by the way , I 've jst remebered the actual poinjt of thid e-mail . please reply to GRAHAM on &EMAIL to conform you are coming so we know how many cornflakes to buy . cheers , Love &NAME xx SUBJECT: Sunday bible study breakfast Hi &NAME , Just to let you know that I ca n't come to breakfast on Sunday . Hope you all have a great time . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Sunday bible study breakfat Hi guys Just so we dont annoy everyone who lives downstairs by hammering on their door early on Sunday morning , my flat is &NAME &CHAR , not &CHAR ! See you on Sunday &NAME . &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : hey peeps , Sorry ths e-mail is kinda delayed and shortnotice . my fault not &NAME 's keep forgetting to do it ! ! basicaly : time : 8.30am this Sunday til when you need to leave , prob . no later than &NUM place : &NAME 's flat- &NAME &NAME or &NAME we 'll put a sign on the door . Please do not ring the buzzer- special request from the flat mates ! someone should be outside the door so you can get in , if not , the codde is &NUM . ( shhhhh top secret ... ) bring : bible , and if pos 50p to cover the price of breakfast ( nothing excititng , cereal , toast , sausages , ) well , hope &NAME this makes sense . Was up til 6.15am doing an essay , so am not functioning normally . Take care , enjoy the last weekend of term , don;t work too hard , and we 'll sees ya sunday AM . oh by the way , I 've jst remebered the actual poinjt of thid e-mail . please reply to GRAHAM on &EMAIL to conform you are coming so we know how many cornflakes to buy . cheers , Love &NAME xx SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME Service hi guys just to remind everyone that the &NAME &NAME service is on tomorrow 7: &NUM in the cathedral . Big building cant miss it . Come along bring people it will be quality ! ! ! We are meeting in receotion at about &NUM : &NUM if you wanna come with us , or you are free to go by yourself - spose your all growed up 's now See you tomoorow night &NAME and &NAME Sleep safe in the knowledge that a crocodile cant stick its tongue out SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME on Pancake day Well , christmas is over , we 're back in &NAME and the next crazy thing on my calender seems to pancake tuesday . Whilst pancake day is a highlight in the year it fades in comparison to the joys of the first CU back of &NUM , which luckily for you occurs TOMORROW at the usual 7: &NUM . In order to lose the christmas weight gain we 're back in the &NAME room to sweat it off . &NAME this week and next , we have to be in the &NAME room because the extreme sport of table tennis has booked &NAME hall . Please come along still tomorrow as we are going to introduce the new reps and it would be great if we can pray for them collectively as a CU . &NAME stidies are going to meet and whilst there is no actual bible study , we thought it would be an ideal time to catch up and hang out a bit etc and also maybe pray for things . Will see you in the bar tonight , and remeber there has never been a war between nations where &NAME restaurants have existed in both nations . Big repsect for &NAME &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME How 's it going , hope everything is hunky &NAME . Just a quick one to remind of a couple of things : &NUM ) &NAME &NUM : &NUM &NAME C19 - what better way to start wednesday than talking to &NAME ! ! ! ! &NUM ) We are back in &NAME Hall on monday - &NUM ) If you wanna help for toastie bar for evange event please see &NAME or &NAME &NUM ) Please be really praying for the Matrix event Think that is everything and dont forget &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NUM : &NUM Lots of &NAME love &NAME and &NAME ! the fact today is about my good friend &NAME &NAME ( thas Dr &NAME &NAME ) &NAME before becoming the suave &NAME actually played another character on the life chanigng soap . he was called &NAME &NAME . Bet you did n't know that did you ? &WEBSITE and you 'll also see a picture of some very recognisable faces under diary &NUM SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Saturday Hi one and all ! Just to remind you about some things going on this Saturday . Firstly there 's a missions fair in &NAME 's upper room all about ... international mission ! Plus info on how to be part of the summer teams going from &NAME to the ends of the earth ( well , almost ! ) . Then on Saturday evening there 's a really important &NAME , when all the new reps and exec will ( hopefully ) be ratified ( including our very own &NAME and &NAME ) . If you 're a &NAME member and you ca n't be there to vote , then check out the letter at the bottom of this e-mail and reply to &NAME &NAME at &EMAIL . If you scroll down there 's also lots more info about the missions fair on Saturday . See you soon &NAME x MISSIONS FAIR ! ! in the &NAME Room of &NAME &NAME 's Church &NUM &NUM ( prompt ! ) for FINALISTS mainly ... seminar on &NAME ... time for browsing info and chatting and coffee . ... &NUM &NUM seminar on &NAME &NAME , and what a fab thing it is to serve &NAME in this way - why we should be involved and how to overcome some of the obstacles to it - money etc. . . &NUM &NUM more details about the &NUM diccu summer teams ( &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) . &NUM time to &NAME info and chat to representatives from various mission organisations ( &NAME , soapbox , mercyships , ywam , &NAME , interserve , crosslinks ... etc ) . It 's fine for people to come to whichever bit they want to ! E-MAIL : &EMAIL Dear fellow &NAME member , ! ! ! ! ! ! REALLY IMPORTANT ! ! ! ! ! ! It is my pleasure to inform you of an &NAME coming up on Saturday 1st &NAME at 7pm at &NAME &NAME church . This is to hopefully change the name of Programme Secretary to &NAME &NAME Co-ordinator and to ratify the exec 's proposals for next year 's exec committee and college reps . In order to change the name , we have to change our constitution ( as outlined below ) and so half our members must vote . It is therefore essential that if you cannot attend , you please vote either by returning the slip below to me , or alternatively by e-mail - as soon as possible . The agenda for the &NAME will be : ( &NUM ) Apologies for absence ( &NUM ) Minutes of the previous meeting proposed as read . ( &NUM ) Matters arising from the minutes . ( &NUM ) Announcements from the chair and questions of officers ( &NUM ) Ratification of amendment to the constitution ( &NUM ) Ratification for the proposals for exec and reps positions ( &NUM ) Any other business ( The deadline for &NAME is &NAME Friday 31st January ) . Explanation of the constitution change : Clause &NUM of the constitution currently reads , The Executive Committee shall consist of [ names each of the positions ] Programme Secretary The exec propose to change this to , The Executive Committee shall consist of [ names each of the positions ] &NAME &NAME &NAME The reason this has been decided is that &NAME studies form a very important part of &NAME college groups and their organisation has become the main role of the Programme Secretary . Therefore we as an exec feel that this is where the emphasis in the title should be and hope that you will support us in this . Please do vote if you ca n't come to the meeting then email me ! &NAME : &NAME : &NAME Secretaries : &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) and &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) Prayer Secretary : &NAME Person ( &NAME ) Secretary : &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) International Secretary : &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) &NAME study co-ordinator : &NAME &NAME Treasurer : &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) College &NAME . : &NAME - &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME - &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME University - &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME If you do n't know who any of these people are , please ask their college rep or someone on exec . Likewise , if you have any questions about why these people were chosen , or would like to make an objection please speak to or e-mail myself or someone on exec &NAME . It is important that everyone has the opportunity to have a say in who will be running &NAME next year . If you are n't able to come , PLEASE use the slip on the back of this letter and put it in internal mail OR EMAIL so that your vote can still be counted . ( This helps us as well as it means we are more likely to be quorate ! ) . Apologies need to reach me by 7pm on Friday 31st January . If anyone has any questions or would like to see the constitution please get in touch with any member of the exec as soon as possible . &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Secretary ) I ____________________________ ( block capitals ) wish to give apologies for my absence from the &NAME &NAME to be held on Saturday the 1st &NAME &NUM . As a &NAME member : I wish to ratify / do not wish to ratify / wish to abstain from ratifying * the proposals made for changing the constitution . I wish to ratify / &NUM do not wish to ratify / I wish to abstain from ratifying * the proposals for exec . I wish to ratify / &NUM do not wish to ratify / I wish to abstain from ratifying * the proposals for college reps . &NAME _____________________ Date _____________ College _______________________ ( * - delete as appropriate ) SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] No more Sauna 's Now then just a quick one to reming everyone we are back in &NAME &NAME , usual time of &NUM : &NUM , please be there &NAME you 'll find out who the new team are and it would be really great to pray for them collectively . Also a reminder that next week is our evange event , it should be quality &NAME we 're showing the matrix , then there is a short short talk by &NAME &NAME ( he 's irish ) and free toastie bar . We still need to people to help man toastie bar , see &NAME and &NAME . We could also do with a few people to arrive early on the mon toi help us set up &NAME hall . Above all please really be praying for it , and praying who you should invite . Please also be praiying about the uni wide mission , will send more details soon . Also &NAME on wed &NUM : &NUM will be QUALITY &NAME &NAME the fantastic fact is a' jiffy " is actually a unit of time , &NUM / 100th of a second to be precise SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME Hi guys Just to remind you &NAME tomorrow at &NUM : &NUM in &NAME &CHAR &NUM &NAME &NAME 's room , it would be great to see you there ta very muchly &NAME The fact today is a bit abstarct but stay with me There is a &NUM chance that &NUM people will have the same birthday ( day and month ) in a room of &NUM and a &NUM chance &NUM people will have the same birthday in a room of &NUM SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME Hi guys , &NUM things &NUM ) keep praying for the matirx event - mon &NUM : &NUM &NAME Hall . and secondly please read the message below from the lovely miss &NAME &NAME cheers ( did you know they rate bulletproof vests on a scale of &NUM ... &NAME ) &NAME Hi everyone ! Just to let you know that &NAME praise is happening on Monday 24th Feb at 7.30pm . I 'm asking whether any of you would like to be on the Prayer Ministry &NAME , or if you know of anyone else who would - please let me know . If you would like to be involved , and have n't been on the team before , there is a Ministry Training session which you NEED to attend ( please let me know if you ca n't make this time / date ) - its going to happen on WEDNESDAY 19TH &NAME at 7.30pm in the &NAME Room in &NAME &NAME 's college . As regards meeting upon the day - we 're asking all Ministry &NAME to arrive at the &NAME Room by 6.30pm on Monday 24th feb , and we 'll have a chance to pray together etc before it starts . We 're trying to cut down on numbers of people eating the meal before hand , just to be practical , so if you can eat at home / college before hand , please do so . If you ca n't let me know , and there will be somthing provided ( please tell me your dietry requirements ) . Sorry this is so long ! Take care &SMILEY JoannaX SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Encounter - the definitive guide Hi guys thought it would be good to let you know of the talks that are happening for encounter so you can be praying for it and that &NAME will be really glorified . Lunchbars &NUM : &NUM st &NAME - &NAME &NAME - aplogetics with oppurtunity for asking questions at the end Mon 10th - &NAME Is &NAME Who needs &NAME ? &NAME 11th- Does anyone have the truth ? Thurs 13th- Is the &NAME believable ? &NAME 14th - Sex - does faith spoil your fun ? There are also &NUM evening talks which will contain testimony and a talk by &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM - &NAME &NAME Theatre - &NAME The Secret of &NAME ! &NAME 14th - &NAME &NAME Theatre - 7pm Without Prejudice ! Sat 15th - &NAME NICKS - &NAME &NAME &NAME ! The following week an explore course will start , this is an ideal just looking type course , details will be available at mission Also you can pray for the mission between &NUM : &NUM and &NUM : &NUM everydya this week in Hatfiled chapel - ( pashmina 's optional ) For more details check out the website &WEBSITE And finally THE MATRIX LEECH HALL &NUM : &NUM THIS MONDAY Please pray for this event and come along ( dont worry if you 're not bringing a friend , its not an issue , we still want you to come &SMILEY ) Take care and ciao &NAME Did you also know " &NAME " is a fear of marraige . SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME Well hello my friends form outside the matrix . just a quickie top say thanks for the support last nihgt at the event , seemd to go well . Please hit me ( not literally unless you feel very strongly ) with any feedback , it would be much appreciated &SMILEY &NAME tmorrow morning &NAME C19 - please come along and support the mission in prayer &NUM : &NUM , it fun I promise . Also dont forget the other events going on for the mission Lunch Bars - &NAME &NAME - &NUM : &NUM - &NAME , &NAME , &NAME Evening Talks - &NAME &NAME - &NUM : &NUM - &NAME , &NAME - &NAME &NAME - &NUM : &NUM - Sat &NAME guys , keep praying and dont forget A cockroach can live an average of &NUM days without its head before it starves to death . &SMILEY &NAME ( make the most of the facts the time is drawing nigh ) SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Are we nearly there yet ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? mum3F ? Hey guys and gals just to let you know that tomorrow 's &NAME will be our last &NUM ( queue party poppers ) This means you 've all gotta come &NAME hopefully ? it will be a laugh . We 're going to pray for &NAME as she takes on her big job and we 're goin to play some games and I have a very special thing / oppurtunity to tell you about which you cant afford to miss &SMILEY &NAME studies will be happening as usual Dont forget &NAME &NAME on Mon 24th Feb - Next week All my shalomic love &NAME &NAME down to the bit that matters &SMILEY &NUM ) I have done a fact every email I have sent for a year , how many facts is that . . . ... the correct answer will win a very fun prize so get thinking think ( bonus point if you tell me how many facts were made up ) The fact ( &CHAR ) today . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... &NAME is legal in &NAME as long as both parties are registered blood donors and another showing the aussies may bring us neighbours but there not that bright really The original &NUM cent piece in Australian decimal currency had around $ &NUM worth of silver in it before it was replaced with a less expensive &NUM sided coin SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME from me too Because we wont get to send the email anymore , we thought we would finally abuse it and boht send an individual one , sorry for the inbox cloggingness . Just to say thanks for my book too , it made me wanna cry &SMILEY the number of quality references was immense . This year has been memorable and &NAME has taught me so much , thanks to everyone for being so supportive whilst I was learning . Dont worry I 'm sure the widegames will now become a permanent part of houseparty legend , only this time I will get ot play and terrorise ... quality ! ! ! ( it had to be said ) I dont have a verse like &NAME , so I recommend &NAME &NUM : &NUM also without trying to sound cheesy ( as if I could ) I wanted to say a massive thanks to &NAME ! ! ! ! - Its His CU and He has done all the work in it shalomic love &NAME &NAME fact is quite remarkably ... I have sent &NUM facts of which only &NUM were made up and &NUM were just what my mates said oin the pub so not sure if they are true , interesting tho &SMILEY DONT FORGET BAILEY PRAISE 24th &NAME &NUM : &NUM AND EXPLORE STARTS ON THURS &NUM : &NUM AT COSTA - FEEL FREE TO &NAME WITH OR &NAME A FRIEND - MORE DETAILS EMAIL ME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Goodbye ! Hi guys ! &NUM final e-mail from me ! I just wanted to say thank you for all the messages in my book - they were lovely and a huge encouragement ! It has been hard but brilliant to serve the CU this year , and you have all blessed us so much , in ways you probably never realised . The houseparties are especially fond memories &SMILEY I 'm sure the new team will do a fantastic job of helping us grow and learn more of &NAME 's love and power . &NUM word of advice : " Even youths grow tired and weary , and young men stumble and fall ; but those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength . They will soar on wings like eagles ; they will run and not grow weary , they will walk and not be faint . " ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM , &NUM ) OK , that 's enough from me ! See you all around ... love &NAME x SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Couple of things ! Hey . . . ... Unfortunately a very unexciting first email from me . ... They will improve I promise . . ... Couple of things . ... &NUM &NAME this week will be in &NAME and &NAME 's room - &NAME C19 , at &NUM 45am on Wednesday . &NAME to see lots of you there &SMILEY &NAME ( &NAME ) and &NAME ( &NAME ) And secondly ... If there 's anybody who is still interested in the explore course that is taking place to follow up the mission it 's on this Thursday night in &NAME from 7pm and for the next &NUM thursdays after that . &NAME and &NAME &EMAIL SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Error numero uno ! ! ! Dear all ... Unfortunately ... Due to circumstances beyond my control , the information regarding &NAME communicated to you in the last Email was incorrect ! . ... This thankfully allows me to write another email in which to correct the information but also to say a proper hi ! &NAME will not be in &NAME &NAME 's room &NAME C22 . ... As far as you can go without getting to &NAME . ... Wednesday &NUM : &NUM ! Do come .. She has nice tea and stuff ! But no really . ... &NAME and I are super excited about this year 's CU and hope you 're going to stay on board with us in the next year . Anyways . . ... &NAME you have a nice week . ... Till next Monday &NAME and &NAME &EMAIL SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Monday night feedback Hey guys ! Just to say that on monday night there will be an opportunity to give feedback on CU and discuss what goes well and what does n't go so well ... If you wo n't be there on monday night we 'd still value your views , so feel free to email &NAME or I , or put an anonymous note in one of our pigeon holes . See you on monday ! Lots of love , &NAME & &NAME xx SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] [ Fwd : summer missions ] Here is some info on summer missions from &NAME 's new international secretary : Hi , For those of you who do n't know who I am , I 'm &NAME ( the new international sec of &NAME ) . We have &NUM teams from &NAME going on world mission trips this summer holidays . This is a great opportunity to be supporting Christians across the world , and to be extending our involvement in the great commission beyond the &NAME ( &NAME 28v16-20 ) . If you would like to go on a &NAME team , and have n't already had an email from me asking which team you would like to go on , please read on ! The teams are as follows : Latin Link team . This will be &NUM weeks in Latin &NAME , working with local churches on practical projects . Also using your initiative in helping the church . &NAME of &NUM people . &NAME team to &NAME . This will be &NUM weeks working on various projects-practical construction as well as work with kids linked with local churches . &NAME of &NUM people . &NAME &NAME is taking a BOYS team somewhere , if you want to go on that contact him directly - &EMAIL I 'm afraid that is all the info I have . Could you please email me back with your name , college and which team you would like to go on . I will then send you an application form for that team through internal mail . It would be great if you could send this form filled in , back to me at &NAME College ( in internal mail ) , and I will send them all to the relevant mission agencies ( its just easier for them if they receive them all together ) . Its all very exciting , so be praying about the summer , that &NAME would be using your team for His glory . Also we are not sending a &NAME team to anywhere in &NAME . However , if you want to go on a team to somewhere in &NAME , to work with students , do look on the &NAME website ( &WEBSITE contact them . Thanks , Love &NAME SUBJECT: Hi &NAME ! It was good to talk to you a few days ago . I hope you 're having an enjoyable time seeing various people around the country . I now have the rest of the week off work since the harvest is progressing rather slowly this year - no barley for me to analyse ! This has been a busy week , I 've only worked &NUM days Well , it gives me a chance to catch up on some relaxation ( and , of course , chemistry - naturally ) . Did I ask you when I spoke to you on the telephone what you were spending the rest of the holidays doing ? If so , I have forgotten . Perhaps I 'll see you sometime if people are meeting up somewhere in September . Anyway , enjoy the rest of the summer and remember to devote yourself daily to your duvet . Time spent in this way will not be regretted . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , Thanks for the email , glad all 's well . I just got back from a party / get together that &NAME was having in &NAME . I went with &NAME and it was pretty cool and we managed to watch a drama group in &NAME which was even worse than &NAME , but I do n't think I 'm allowed to say things like that . Enjoyed it though . Am now off to &NAME for a different party and am kicking myself because a honey invited me out last night and I could n't go . Anyway Just ordered a laptop as well which could basically eat most other types of laptops and I get it next week and then I can start my dissertation which I 've dedicated the next month to . If / when you come down to &NAME ( and if the others are n't trying to avoid me ) then let me know and we can all meet up . I assume it 'll be on a weekend in a couple of weeks ? &NAME duvet and all , &NAME Hi &NAME ! It was good to talk to you a few days ago . I hope you 're having an enjoyable time seeing various people around the country . I now have the rest of the week off work since the harvest is progressing rather slowly this year - no barley for me to analyse ! This has been a busy week , I 've only worked &NUM days Well , it gives me a chance to catch up on some relaxation ( and , of course , chemistry - naturally ) . Did I ask you when I spoke to you on the telephone what you were spending the rest of the holidays doing ? If so , I have forgotten . Perhaps I 'll see you sometime if people are meeting up somewhere in September . Anyway , enjoy the rest of the summer and remember to devote yourself daily to your duvet . Time spent in this way will not be regretted . Very best wishes , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Parachuting &NAME all and welcome to a chance of a lifetime ( and no I 'm not advertising porn or debt consolidation like the other &NUM emails in your inbox ) . I turn &NUM on October 25th and I have a question for you all . Who would like to join me in parachuting around that date ? If you 've always thought about parachuting but never really imagined it happening , let me tell you something , it 's now or never . When else would you do it anyway ? The bargain : &NUM of course would not pay for you BUT &NAME ( &NAME University &NAME Club ) offers the best deal , one that you would n't find outside University . There are &NUM options : &NUM ) &NAME : &NUM minutes tuition , you are then strapped to an instructor , freefall &NUM seconds from &NUM , &NUM feet , followed by &NUM minutes descent ( unless the parachute breaks and then it might be quicker ) &NUM ) &NAME &NAME : &NUM hours training ( &NUM or &NUM evenings ) , then solo jump from &NUM , &NUM feet , parachute opens as you jump away from the plane Basically , if it 's a one off , tandem 's the way to go : £ &NUM with no cheap 2nd jumps . If you want to take it further , &NAME is the way to go : £ &NUM with any further jumps in the future only £ &NUM ! ! ! ! working towards solo freefalling after &NUM jumps . I 'm keen to do either but want to know which you 'd prefer . My big question to YOU ! is will you rise to the challenge ? I do n't want to jump alone and this is an excuse to &NAME and fulfil a destiny ( goran ivanisevic ) , and I invite you to join me . I fear costs will be a barrier , but let me say this : It wo n't be getting any cheaper We have &NUM weeks , and we ALL can cut corners and save enough if we really wanted to do it . Your choice . Let me know Yes or No and then we can go along to the Freefall Club in &NAME week to sign up . Hope you 're all well . &NAME PS Oh , &NUM thing , do any of you guys feel a barrier to getting in touch with people over the holidays , kind of like either they should be too busy , or you should , or you kind of forget how good friends they are ? Strange really , &NAME &NAME A lot of you are n't &NAME , but you are still more than welcome , only of course you would have to come up to &NAME to do the parachuting ( and would be welcome to sleep on my / a friend 's floor ) . I 'll also make sure it costs you no more to parachute than it does us through &NAME , bye ! ! Ring me for enquires ! : &NUM &NUM Anyone I know not on the email list is also welcome , invite them . Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Get Well &NAME , This is just a quick note to send my regards and to wish you a speedy recovery ( &NAME emailed me the bad news about you going to Hospital ) . So , from now on I should hope that you 've learned your lesson and you 'll now stop taking all those illegal drugs Stay in school , it 's cool . &NAME &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : Chicken &NAME ? ! ? ! &NAME , Well , we 're back in &NAME now , and it has n't changed a bit . Glad that you 're out of the hospital and all . I returned from skiing in &NAME last night and more than once did I think that I would end up in hospital . T' was good fun though . Also just given &NAME my futon for the term as I do n't need / want it . He did let out a grin when &NAME and I suggested it would make his room EVEN more of a bachelor pad now ... All the best , &NAME Dear all , &NAME New Year . As most of you know I am no longer in hospital ! ! ! For this reason I am very happy . I have been home since last Sunday afternoon and it is wonderful . I 'd like to thank you all for your prayers and support over the past few weeks . Hospital was not fun ; but it could have been much worse and it was definitely bearable . I am now entering a period of &NUM weeks convalescence ( is n't my life well-planned ? ) before hopefully returning to &NAME . I am still in some pain and am feeling rather weak , but every morning I feel a little stronger . It is kind of like in the " &NAME " books on the star 's island ( well , I 'm hoping at least some of you will recall ) - very cool and most unusual . I was sorry not to have been able to see a lot of you at &NAME 's a few days ago but have been reliably informed by &NAME that it was an occasion enjoyed by all concerned . Yesterday we celebrated Christmas in my house - a little late , but never mind . I 'm going to get my last lot of stitches out in a few hours time - excellent . It is still quite snowy here and looks lovely . Well , I hope you all have good start to your next term - in &NAME or wherever . &NAME bless , &NAME &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : - Missing collections is not a bad thing , of course I had a futon ( why do you think I have so much ( or little ? ) success with the women ... and yes I have a ridiculous amount of work so ta ra for now . &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Thanks for your email a few days ago and your amazing joke yesterday . Glad to hear you enjoyed skiing . I did n't know you had a futon ? I 'm pleased to hear &NAME is still the same as always . How 's the new term ? Do you have lots and lots of work to do ? I 'm missing collections dear , oh dear ! &NAME to see you soon . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Present &NAME , this concerns a birthday present for &NAME . &CHAR and some others would like to get &NAME a hockey stick ( &NAME 's idea ) as he 's taken up hockey , has n't got a great stick and the one I want to get him will have a sentimental angle as it 's the &NUM &NAME and I have and it 's kind of symbolic of a certain standard ( yes , village , ho , ho .. ) So , if you want to chip in and get your own bit of credit for it , please email asap . £ &NUM each ( it should be about £ &NUM ) If you want to do your own thing , THAT 'S FINE , just email me to say that . I 'm assuming the following are in : &NAME &NAME Myself &NAME &NAME If you think anyone else would like to be " in " and is not on the list , get them to tell me asap . I WILL buy the stick no matter what by the end of the week . Thanks all and have a nice day , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Present Dear &NAME for thrills , Excellent . I would like to give you money for &NAME 's hockey stick too . &NAME &NAME for thrills wrote : &NAME , this concerns a birthday present for &NAME . &CHAR and some others would like to get &NAME a hockey stick ( &NAME 's idea ) as he 's taken up hockey , has n't got a great stick and the one I want to get him will have a sentimental angle as it 's the &NUM &NAME and I have and it 's kind of symbolic of a certain standard ( yes , village , ho , ho .. ) So , if you want to chip in and get your own bit of credit for it , please email asap . £ &NUM each ( it should be about £ &NUM ) If you want to do your own thing , THAT 'S FINE , just email me to say that . I 'm assuming the following are in : &NAME &NAME Myself &NAME &NAME If you think anyone else would like to be " in " and is not on the list , get them to tell me asap . I WILL buy the stick no matter what by the end of the week . Thanks all and have a nice day , &NAME SUBJECT: Photos &NAME , Could you please email me those hockey photos , I have n't got them yet , cheers then , &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) Sorry to bother &NAME , but are you still sending it this evening ? Thanks again , &NAME SUBJECT: Pictures &NAME , &NAME this is a bit late - I had a little trouble with my &NAME rewriter . Anyway , here 's the link ... &WEBSITE &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hope you star , thanks so much and sorry that you stayed up so late to do it , thanks again , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , &NAME this is a bit late - I had a little trouble with my &NAME rewriter . Anyway , here 's the link ... &WEBSITE &NAME SUBJECT: New Email Address Please send emails to this new address : &EMAIL Any emails sent to this address get forwarded to my current email address , whatever it is . Thanks for everything , I 've had &NUM amazing years in &NAME and next year I will be starting a &NUM year law conversion course in &NAME which I am very much looking forward to . Wherever we end up I will always consider you good friends and if I can help at any point in the future , let me know . Yours , &NAME SUBJECT: Hi Dear &NAME , How are you ? Thanks for the email - glad to hear your placement was going well . Do you still have a copy of the first &NUM pages or so of &NAME 's story ? I mean the one he gave you on the holiday . If you do , would you mind emailing it to me ? If not , do n't worry about it . I asked &NAME for one , but he said he 's changed it all now anyway . Well , my placement is good too . I 'm doing research on coatings for paint - which is much more interesting than it sounds honestly ! I say 'doing " , but I have n't really started yet due to &NUM thing and another . Most of my time so far has been spent reading patents and being inducted . There are a few other students working there too , so that 's nice . We were supposed to start doing some experiments today but then it was pointed out we did n't have safety footwear , so that required a little trip out to buy some maybe tomorrow will see some work Wonderfully , I do n't have to get up at 6am every day any more ! I 've found someone who works there and lives in &NAME , so he gives me a lift there and back . My family has been staying with me last week . They were having a holiday in and around &NAME . Last Sunday &NAME and his family came to visit for the evening . We all went out for a meal to &NAME &NAME , and &NAME and I also went to visit &NAME &NAME . &NAME wanted to try and look around &NAME &CHAR , but it was locked . However , &NAME I was open so we wandered in there and looked around a little - most bizarre ! We also had a little look in &NAME &CHAR and I still think the d' cor is unsurpassed in &NAME 's. Hope you enjoy &NAME . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , Thanks for the email - and story . Glad you had a good time in &NAME . I 've had an okay week , apart from having to get the bus again , as the guy I normally go with is away for the week . But never mind , I get Monday off due to the bank holiday so that 's nice . &NAME , &NAME and &NAME are coming up this weekend and staying in my flat . They 're going to &NAME and &NAME 's wedding . I was speaking to &NAME last week and she mentioned you might be coming up north , so yes , it would be good to see you if possible . Last night I tried to re-format my computer but something seems not to be working , so I am computer-less at the moment ... oh well ! Must get some " pre-readin " done as well ! Have a good weekend , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , Just to let you know , it looks like &NAME and I would be able to see you around the Wednesday 4th of September ( we could come across for dinner after your work ) but we will confirm nearer the time as the practicalities of my trip to see &NAME then &NAME then &NAME and then back to &NAME to see you , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME will all take some fine planning . Say hi to &NAME and &NAME for me , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , Thanks for the email - and story . Glad you had a good time in &NAME . I 've had an okay week , apart from having to get the bus again , as the guy I normally go with is away for the week . But never mind , I get Monday off due to the bank holiday so that 's nice . &NAME , &NAME and &NAME are coming up this weekend and staying in my flat . They 're going to &NAME and &NAME 's wedding . I was speaking to &NAME last week and she mentioned you might be coming up north , so yes , it would be good to see you if possible . Last night I tried to re-format my computer but something seems not to be working , so I am computer-less at the moment ... oh well ! Must get some " pre-readin " done as well ! Have a good weekend , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi Hi &NAME , Wednesday the 4th of September sounds great . I get back from my work at 5: &NUM , so you would both be welcome to come over then . Anyway , I 've had a great weekend with &NAME , &NAME and &NAME and today is a bank holiday which means no work for me - excellent ! Enjoy your week , and hopefully see you next Wednesday . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , Just to let you know , it looks like &NAME and I would be able to see you around the Wednesday 4th of September ( we could come across for dinner after your work ) but we will confirm nearer the time as the practicalities of my trip to see &NAME then &NAME then &NAME and then back to &NAME to see you , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME will all take some fine planning . Say hi to &NAME and &NAME for me , &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: Hi &NAME , Thanks for your email a few days ago and your amazing joke yesterday . Glad to hear you enjoyed skiing . I did n't know you had a futon ? I 'm pleased to hear &NAME is still the same as always . How 's the new term ? Do you have lots and lots of work to do ? I 'm missing collections dear , oh dear ! &NAME to see you soon . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Hi &NAME , Hope you had a great time at the weekend . It was good to see you up in &NAME . Thanks for the money you gave to &NAME . How much was the taxi fare ? Enjoy your weekend . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Things this end are fine and I hope you enjoyed your b-day meal and hamster ... As for the fare , I paid £ &NUM and &NAME paid £ &NUM . I 'm not really expecting to get any of it back as obviously people were n't / are n't going to chip in and I do realise that I got the benefit of not driving . Anyway , must go and work , exam next week , I &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Hope you had a great time at the weekend . It was good to see you up in &NAME . Thanks for the money you gave to &NAME . How much was the taxi fare ? Enjoy your weekend . &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) Hey &NAME , Have n't quite decided which lucky few will get this , but be reassured , you 're the elite , if not , think more of it as a pick' n'mix bunch . Anyhow , I am VERY bored . Handed in coursework on Monday , was up to 3am doing it , then up again at 7am and so the last couple of days I 've been tired and trying to start work as it 's the first week back . Am gatecrashing the astro again with &NAME this evening which should be cool - ie we just turn up and hit a hockey ball on the part of the pitch &NUM using , great fun . Also going to watch &NAME on &NAME challenge this evening , as we recorded it , JO-BY ! ! ! Anyhow , all the best with whatever yous are doing . Hope you 're missing me , bet you are , I SUBJECT: Re : ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? 28no ? ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? _subject29 ? &NAME , Thanks for the rather random email yesterday . I must say it brightened up my day . Have been working for the past week but now taking a break for a few days before going back to &NAME on Saturday . Hope you enjoyed watching Joby-the-legend the other evening . Thanks also for your Christmas letter . We had a great time in &NAME at New Year and I stayed on there for a week since I had &NAME meetings in &NAME and &NAME . I also went to &NAME ( first time ! ) for a day with &NAME , &NAME and &NAME 's Canadian friend . Anyway , I hope you had a good time skiing and I might see you sometime as there 's a possibility I may be down in &NAME some time this term , but who knows ? &NAME Hey &NAME , Have n't quite decided which lucky few will get this , but be reassured , you 're the elite , if not , think more of it as a pick' n'mix bunch . Anyhow , I am VERY bored . Handed in coursework on Monday , was up to 3am doing it , then up again at 7am and so the last couple of days I 've been tired and trying to start work as it 's the first week back . Am gatecrashing the astro again with &NAME this evening which should be cool - ie we just turn up and hit a hockey ball on the part of the pitch &NUM using , great fun . Also going to watch &NAME on &NAME challenge this evening , as we recorded it , JO-BY ! ! ! Anyhow , all the best with whatever yous are doing . Hope you 're missing me , bet you are , I SUBJECT: Re : Chicken &NAME Thanks for the recipe ; I will have to invite you back up in order to try it ! &NAME SUBJECT: hello ! Dear All , sorry for the lack of communication for the past &NUM weeks I was n't able to use my e-mail when I was in &NAME . It 's been quite an eventful month , so excuse the lack of postcards ( that were actually bought but were never actually written ! ) At the end of July I set off for &NAME with &NAME and my family . On our second day at the house , &NAME decided to do acrobatics in the shower and spend the day on the casualty ward . He twisted a muscle and injured his neck and shoulder blade . It was all quite scary and he spent the following &NUM days wearing a collar and having to be laid up all day . As you can imagine , it was n't fun for him and it made things difficult for me too as I could n't do much to help and I could n't go out at all . And. .well all of you know &NAME &NAME . He 's not really the kind for doing nothing all day so the patient was anything but . However , after many physio sessions , a bit of rest and quite a lot of time , he 's doing much better now . We did manage to have a bit of a holiday all the same . &NAME and &NAME came to stay with us for a few days and we went out and did fun things . We went to a lake &NUM day and hired a &NUM person bike-buggy thing . It was a good laugh , especially when a van came hurtling towards us on a &NAME road and &NAME and &NAME peddled like mad to get out of the way and ended up getting stuck in some tall grass . Could 've been worse .. they were n't far from ending up quite wet ! Then the &NUM of us all went to &NAME together where we met up with &NAME 's brother , &NAME , ( who , incidently is coming to &NAME 's this year ) . We went off to do our own thing most of the time but we met up with them to go on a boat along the river , and on the Friday evening we went up the &NAME &NAME to see the sunset -beautiful ! &NAME and I came home with my dad last week and my mum and brother stayed out in &NAME until this weekend . Since getting home I have had a mountain of paperwork to deal with for my year abroad . The spanish people I 've been dealing with are quite incompetent . They are incapable of signing a document and returning it , they have to re-write it and include many errors on basic but rather important details . &NAME ! These foreigners ! ! ! I am currently in &NAME , sat in a &NAME &NAME computer room . &NAME is at school for the next week , which is rather amusing . He 's doing work-shadowing kind of thing at the local &CHAR of &CHAR primary school to see whether or not he likes the teaching lark . Last night he did n't want to go and his mum told me this morning that it was like when he was &NUM and she had to practically force him out of the door ! Anyway , I came into my department to sort a few things out and get tutors to sign things etc. Of course the &NUM &NUM wanted to see are n't there but nevermind . Its really weird being in &NAME without constantly bumping into people you know . However , it is very calming being here . That may sound weird but I have n't had an easy holiday really , what with &NAME being injured and me not having a brilliant relationship with my mum . As I walked across &NAME bridge and saw &NAME and the cathedral with the sun shining on them , I just felt really at peace . I walked through town and across &NAME bridge thinking how relaxed I was , and how pleased I was to be in &NAME . I 'm really going to miss it , but I 'm so glad I 'm coming back ! Well , I leave for &NAME exactly &NUM weeks today ( 26th ) . &NAME is flying out with me for a week , whilst I get settled . Hopefully I 'll have some accomodation sorted by then , but if not we 'll have to stay at a hostel or something when we first arrive . I 'm sorry that I ca n't make the weekend to see you all . I really would really love to see you but I think I might find it hard to say goodbye ! I 've got loads to do and to sort out and I do n't want to be in a rush in the last week . I 'm getting a bit nervous now about the whole year abroad . I know it 'll be great but I 'm a little apprehensive at the moment . But anyway , I 'll not think of that at the moment . I hope that you are all well and are having relaxing holidays . I will be in touch before I go , and hopefully I might have an address to give you by then . Take care , and keep in touch . lots of love , &NAME xxx Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME thoughts . ... Hello ! Thanks for your e-mail . Why are you in &NAME anyway ? I know nothing about the bridge in &NAME &NUM . I know nothing about the doors in &NAME . Tutors are always there ( at least chemistry &NUM are ) . " And lastly ... did n't there used to be a big cathedral thing ? " - Is this a confession ? What did you do to it ? Are the computer screens still lilac instead of green / blue ? " &NAME : &NAME ! how 's things ? " - Things are okay . I 'm working and looking forward to the relaxing break which will be next term . Hope you have a good last few weeks in this country . Bye ! &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME thoughts . ... Hi all ! just a few random &NAME thoughts to share . ... has there always been the &NAME logo / shieldy thing on the window panes along the bridge in &NAME &NUM ? Have the doors downstairs in &NAME always been dark red ? Are tutors ever there when you want to see them ? hmmm . little things to report ... There is much scaffolding around &NAME &NAME ... but very little roof ! Bring umbrellas . The computers in the upstairs computer rooms appear to have been replaced with cardboard boxes . I wonder what 's inside them ? ? ! ! ! And lastly ... did n't there used to be a big cathedral thing ? &NAME I 'm mad . I 'm going but just a few personals ... &NAME : I have n't a clue where you are or when you 're going , so hope you 're ok and keep me posted of addresses and dates etc. Thanks for the postcard by the way ! &NAME : how goes it ? thanks for sending the cheque . &NAME : Thanks for the parcel . have n't opened it yet ... am being very good ! &NAME : It was so great to see you the other night . Thanks again for the meal . I 'll have to tell you sometime about the match report I got from &NAME and &NAME . Honestly they were like a pair of &NUM year olds ! &NAME : &NAME my last e-mail answered your question , i.e. I 'm going on the 26th . &NAME : Thanks . You 're a star . will be in touch . &NAME : my favourite nana , hope all the travel prep is going well . &NAME : hope you 're having a good holiday . do n't really know where you 've been , what you 've been doing but I hope that all 's well . &NAME : &NAME ! how 's things ? &NAME : Huh ! I 'm not talking to you ! ! ! get out ! ! &NAME : &NAME ! &NAME est 's? do n't let the spanish slip ... I expect e-mails written in spanish this year ! well that 's about all . I must go off to the bank to collect my spanish potatoes , &NAME .. pesetas . I ordered £ &NUM the other day and the woman told me I would have to pay commission if I brought any back . I answered that much as it would be great , I did n't think that £ &NUM would last me &NUM months , let alone leave me with any change ! anyway , I promise to stop rambling rubbish now . take care . lots of love , &NAME xxx Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME thoughts . ... Hi &NAME ! I 'm in &NAME because I 'm staying with this person I know who kinda hangs around a lot . His name 's &NAME . You might have met him . Anyway , we 're staying with his family at the moment who live &NUM miles out of &NAME . I had to come into town to see tutors and get contracts signed and stuff . Loads of paperwork for my year abroad . very annoying . The computer screens are indeed lilac and they 're all updated with icons on the screen and that ! very exciting . I ca n't believe you called term time a relaxing break . You must be working really hard . Do n't run yourself into the ground though , you 'll need all your energy for thinking up tricks to play on unsuspecting people on your corridor ! As for the cathedral ... it 's disappeared ! There 's a huge park where it used to be with flowers and benches and stuff . Honestly ! &NAME to hear from you . Hope your summer 's been ok despite the work . See you at some point in the future ! love , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME et &NAME , Unfortunately the aforementioned Mr. &NAME has already procured a case for his camera . Maybe he would like another one though ? &NAME - annoying . &NAME Hello ! Any of you want to get &NAME a pressie but have no idea what to get him ? Well , I 've thought of something a group of us could get him : a camera case for his swanky new camera . Put me right , but I do n't think he has a case for it yet . If any of you fancy clubbing together to get one for him , would you let me know asap and I 'll see what we can do ! love &NAME SUBJECT: hello ! Hello ! I decided that as it has been at least &NUM weeks since I sent the last e-mail , I ought to get off my backside and get sending some news ! But where to start ? Firstly , thanks for all the letters , e-mails , text messages you´ve sent -they really help a lot . My first few weeks here were very hard . I missed &NAME , I felt lonely and work was fairly monotonous and frustrating . However , things have picked up lots and I´m feeling a lot happier and settled . Of course I still miss &NAME and all of you , but I´m coping with it much better . I´ve made quite a few new friends and I´ve got involved in various activities . On my first Sunday here I went to the Anglican church . It has a very small congregation but they are all very nice . They don´t have a priest there at the moment so the &NAME , &NAME &NAME , organises it all and leads the service . He and his wife are very nice . They took me out with them for the day to the country and they´ve put me in contact with several people here . They told me that I could ring them whenever for whatever and to treat them at adoptive parents ! It 's so great to know that I have someone there if I needed them . Once a week I´m meeting up with a guy called &NAME who 's about 30ish I think . We go to a café and just talk about everything and anything -my aim obviously being speaking as much spanish as possible . He 's doing nightclasses in English so sometimes he asks me questions about how to pronounce things etc. I´ve also started giving private english lessons to a &NUM yr old girl which gives me a little bit more cash and I get to speak spanish with the family before and after the class . Basically what I´m trying to do is get involved with as many things as possible . I´ve discovered that the key to me not feeling lonely , is being out of the flat as much as possible during the day and having lots of things to do and think about . I´m getting on really well with the other girl who 's on a placement with me , &NAME . She 's from &NAME &NAME &NAME and we have quite a lot in common . Last night we went to the cinema together to see "Moulin Rouge". I couldn´t stop singing all the way back to the flat-you know what I´m like with musicals ! It 's good to have a friend here to talk to in my own language and we share things when we´re feeling down our missing our other halves ! My parents are coming out on Wednesday until next Sunday which I´m really looking forward to . They´ve hired a car so that we can go and visit stuff that I can´t really get to on my own . I can´t wait ! &NAME , well I´m going to have to go because I desperately need to do some food shopping . It 's not a task I enjoy because I then have to carry it all up &NUM flights of stairs to my flat ! Still , I guess its no worse than &NAME ! The last thing I wanted to say was thanks for all that you did for &NAME on his birthday . I really appreciated that as you can imagine , I found it hard being so far away . It was fantastic when I was on the phone to him and a group of you came and sang happy birthday at his door . It made me really teary but I loved sharing that with you all . Anyway , I hope that you are all well and coping with your work . And for the other year-abroadites , I hope that you have all settled in too and are finding things a bit easier now . lots of love , &NAME xx &NAME 4th year &NAME students : what 's happening with the &NAME essays ? why the extension ? send me stuff before Mon if poss , because with my parents coming on Wed , I won´t have time to look at it after . Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : " Godspell " thank you ! &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , I found it ! &NAME &WEBSITE Type : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( application / &NAME ) &NAME : &NAME Download Status : Not downloaded with message &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME , Do you mean the original &NAME colour poster ? If so , fine . If not , what ? &NAME tomorrow goes well . &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME , Could you please email the poster design / photo / logo / whatever to &EMAIL so that they can put it in their magazing next to a review of the show . Let me know if its not possible . Thanks , &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME , Could you please email the poster design / photo / logo / whatever to &EMAIL so that they can put it in their magazing next to a review of the show . Let me know if its not possible . Thanks , &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : &NAME yes , please ! thank you , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Do you mean the original &NAME colour poster ? If so , fine . If not , what ? &NAME tomorrow goes well . &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME , Could you please email the poster design / photo / logo / whatever to &EMAIL so that they can put it in their magazing next to a review of the show . Let me know if its not possible . Thanks , &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: New number Hello people ! &NAME that all is well . Just wanted to let you know that my new mobile number is &NUM . This is an Orange phone if that helps any of you at all . I am still using my &NAME sim card , and will be for off peak calls or for calls at weekends . Should you wish to call me on this then text me on my Orange number , ring me and hang up and I 'll call you on &NAME or leave a message on my &NAME which is still the number you will already have &NUM . Both of the simcards are in the same phone and so I will generally be on the Orange &NUM . &NAME that I have n't confused you all ! ! Take care , &NAME bless , &NAME . Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: hello again ! Hello there ! Well , only &NUM week left hey ? Although I still have &NUM and a half weeks left to go , I 'm very excited as I get to see &NAME in &NUM days ! ! &NAME ! I ca n't believe its practically the end of term though , and I 'm sure you must all be thinking the same . The last few weeks have flown for me as I 've been quite busy . Most of you will know already , but I 've started helping out at another company in the afternoons . It 's a company called " &NAME International " and it 's a lot more interesting for me as they organise trips , courses and work abroad . As well as having to speak spanish I 've been using my french a bit and I 've also had to dredge out some German -urgh ! ( sorry &NAME , just be proud that I can still string a sentence together ! ) . Anyway , life has been good . I go to church , a youth discussion group , give some english classes , go to the cinema . I 've got my own routine and I 'm enjoying it . Work has been very strained lately as the atmosphere and relationships in the office between workers are n't too good . And last week I was left on my own for &NUM days which I was n't impressed at . At least I had plenty to do , but I had to cope with some situations that I should n't have had to deal with and the phone just would n't stop ringing ! ! It 's so frustrating when there 's more than &NUM line but there 's only &NUM of you ! Still , I 'm sure that my spanish benefitted a lot from it . I 'm starting to feel ready to come home , but unfortunately I do n't fly back until Friday 21st . Oh for uni holidays ! Anyway , just a few things I wanted to say really before you all disperse for the holidays . Firstly , thank you so much for all the support ; letters , e-mails , text messages , &NAME . I miss you all lots and although I 'm feeling settled here , it 's great to have news from &NAME ( or &NAME for those who are also abroad ) . Secondly , I really hope that term has gone well and that you are all coping with the amount of work you no doubt have , especially dissertations and those who has the silly year abroad essays ! &NAME : &NAME est-tu toujours vivant ? &NAME &CHAR &NAME would definitely be cool . &NUM weekend in January maybe ? &NAME thanks for the letter , though I presume the decorations on the envelope were an &NAME &NAME copyright design ! ? You are officially mad but fab ! Hope you trusted &NAME with your computer after the last time ? ? ! ! &NAME just want to say' thanks for everything ! &NAME my nana , qu tal la vida ? Letter should be reaching you anyday soon . &NAME busy is definitely good but take care all the same . &NAME how are you ? Hope your neighbour across the corridor does n't play his Bon Jovi too loud ! &NAME letter on its way lovely . &NAME hope the nasty thing that starts with 'D' gets started soon ! It 's a shame you ca n't write about &NAME &NAME films . &NAME how goes it footy captain ? Are you demanding tommyketchup with everything to help you swallow college food ? &NAME congrats on the success of Godspell . Heard it was brill and I hope to see the video at some point . &NAME lovely to talk to you . You are a star ! &NAME have n't heard from you in a while , is it still going ok ? Ex-marshall &CHAR lads &NAME hope you 've had a good term . &NAME any more socks-in-jelly type incidents ? &NAME is your 4th year is going ok ? &NAME &NAME think that 's it . Lastly , have a really good , restful ( if poss ) holiday and do keep in touch . I 'd really like to see you all , but as I 'm only back for &NUM weeks that obviously is n't realistic so I hope at least to speak to you all . Lots of love , &NAME xx Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: hello again ! Thanks for all the e-mail replies . Forgot to say , do keep in touch even though you 're on holiday . Has been a good weekend ... Saturday 1st December -blue sky , sun , &NUM . Spent the afternoon at the beach ... it 's a hard life ! ! take care , lots of love , &NAME xxx Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME I was in the office when you spoke to &NAME &NAME ( that 's her name by the way ! ) this morning , so I hope you 've managed so sort everything out with her . The question loads of people have been asking is " How did he do it ? " , so when you get back do n't be surprised if everyone starts asking you the same question . If I were you I would think of something really obscure to tell them ! Hope you 're back soon or there 'll be &NUM to keep the hideous Canadian in check . &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Could I ask a quick favour ? I 'm writing a letter to the college admissions secretary since I wo n't be returning to university for the first &NUM weeks , and am sadly puzzled as to her name . I 'm wondering if you could help me out since you know lots about college etc. ! ? Hope you 're enjoying the last few days of your holidays . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Thank you &NAME , that 's great news that you 're out of hospital and getting better , I knew that you were going to be ok when I heard from &NAME that she 'd received a hand-written message from you via email or something , and that you were even doing chemistry work while still in hospital ! ? ! - good to see that the famous &NAME sense of humour is still there ! My christmas holiday has been quite uneventful in comparison to yours , just the usual get a bit bored and inactive during the first week or so , then get my act together and find a job in &NAME that fortunately paid quite a lot , especially considering all I was doing was filing away folders into boxes , then data entry , and then making lids for boxes , putting on lids onto boxes , and then puting masking tape round the boxes ready for being transported somewhere else ! Apart from work , Christmas and boxing days were nice family occasions as ever , and then for the weekend before new years &NAME ( or I suppose speaking to a scot , correctly speaking that 's &NAME is n't it ? ! ) I went to &NAME &NAME 's 21st bday party which was fun , followed by a posher 21st party that I went to in &NAME for a &NAME girl that I know , &NAME &NAME . ANd so by the time new years eve finally came around I was absolutely shattered and fell asleep on the sofa &NUM mins after midnight ! As for academic work , I 've been my usual self and done very little indeed . As I go back to &NAME on Saturday that leaves me &NUM last day to write an old testament essay , so I think I 'm going to have problems there but nevermind . Anyway , I 'm afraid I 'd better go now as my brother and his girlfriend are cooking a meal for the rest of the family which is quite an unheard of event and &NAME it 's going to be ready in &NUM / &NUM minutes ... hope you continue to make a good improvement and hopefully we 'll see you back in &NAME soon , Take care and &NAME &NAME , &NAME ps we 'll pray for you in CU ! Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Hi &NAME , Thanks for your email . I now have all my stitches out excellent . How 's &NAME ? When did you get back ? Is everyone well ? Do you have a lot of work this term ? &NAME to see you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : - &NAME , do n't talk to me about work ! I did next to nothing over the holidays and am now faced with the prospect of &NUM assessed essays plus dissertation to write this term , plus all the regular stuff . I should be working really , but I 'm just here to email to ask people to be references for me-I 'm thinking of applying for a &NAME traineeship in local radio . Sounds quite interesting , although I 've got no experience so I do n't know if they 'll look at me . ummm , we 'll see . Everyone is well here , all are thinking of you . Take care of yourself , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Thanks for your email . I now have all my stitches out excellent . How 's &NAME ? When did you get back ? Is everyone well ? Do you have a lot of work this term ? &NAME to see you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME is good , people ! He may be an old man and he may be very busy with a lot on his plate but he sure comes up with the goods . He just helped me do my project . No panic . No stress . Not even when I missed the deeadline to hand it in when my computer and printer crashed . His timing is great . He allowed me to stay up working all night , fit in &NUM hours ( At least ) of TV and still have the thing finished . And handed in. I 'll see some of you later . " Fight the good fight , Keep the faith , spread the word . " SUBJECT: Hi &NAME , Hi &NAME , Just something to help you for next year - for your write-up , it 's best to use a standard journal format , &NAME &CHAR is the main British Organic journal - I do n't know if what you 'll be doing is mainly organic , but if it is , you 'll find this paper useful for working out how to set out your write-up , especially the characterization data , the rest is a lot more flexible : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &CHAR Chem . &NAME . , &NAME &NAME &NUM , &NUM , &NUM . Just to save you time & frustration next year - I 'm having to re-do mine now ! Hope you 're well &NAME , &NAME bless , love &NAME . ps - if you 're not doing organic , just ask your supervisor which journal format he wants your write-up in. " Everyone fights for themselves and for their own rights and needs . But the best are those who give themselves fully to the needs of others , those who give without wanting or expecting reward . " SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , Hi &NAME , Thanks very much ! That will probably be very helpfull . I 'm not very sure as yet what category my project will come under , but it 's likely to be organic or inorganic . Hope you have a good day . &NAME &NAME " wrote : Hi &NAME , Just something to help you for next year - for your write-up , it 's best to use a standard journal format , &NAME &CHAR is the main British Organic journal - I do n't know if what you 'll be doing is mainly organic , but if it is , you 'll find this paper useful for working out how to set out your write-up , especially the characterization data , the rest is a lot more flexible : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &CHAR Chem . &NAME . , &NAME &NAME &NUM , &NUM , &NUM . Just to save you time & frustration next year - I 'm having to re-do mine now ! Hope you 're well &NAME , &NAME bless , love &NAME . ps - if you 're not doing organic , just ask your supervisor which journal format he wants your write-up in. " Everyone fights for themselves and for their own rights and needs . But the best are those who give themselves fully to the needs of others , those who give without wanting or expecting reward . " SUBJECT: New e-mail . ... Hi &NAME , I 'll keep it brief as you 're prob receiving lots of these . ... Just to say that my e-mail is changing , so please e-mail to : &EMAIL Thanks , Keep in touch & thanks for a really great time here in &NAME , love &NAME . ps - home - &NUM &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM &NUM . lab phone no ( &NAME ) : &NUM &NUM &NUM . SUBJECT: Re : New e-mail . ... Hi &NAME , Just to say my new email is : &EMAIL and my address is : &NUM wheatfield &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , tn17 3nd &NUM &NUM &NUM Good luck everyone ! ! See you all in &NUM years ! - ) &NAME SUBJECT: Yet another ... Well , yet another e-mail giving that address . I think mine is &EMAIL failing that , &EMAIL It has been wonderful knowing you people for &NUM / &NUM years and no doubt I 'll see some of you again in the next &NUM years or so . And if not , heaven it is . Enjoy life people , you made mine brighter . May &NAME go with you , &NAME " Everyone who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a spirit is manifest in the laws of the universe -- a spirit vastly superior to that of man , and one in the face of which we with our modest powers must feel humble . " &NAME &NAME " Fight the good fight , Keep the faith , spread the word . " SUBJECT: new e-mail address Dear Everyone Sorry to fill your inboxes but since I am leaving &NAME after this summer and ca n't use this e-mail address I have made a new one , so here it is : &EMAIL jinsun&SMILEY SUBJECT: Re : Another of those flipping change of address emails ... as I 'm leaving &NAME my email is changing ; it is now : &EMAIL &NAME SUBJECT: sun , sea and ... work ! Hello there ! I hope this e-mail works I shall be very frustrated if it does n't. I 've been trying to send emails for nearly &NUM weeks and it 's not been working ( sorry to those who got blank messages ! ) . My computer is very slow and does n't appear to like Hotmail so it keeps shutting down when I press send . Not impressed . Anyway , life is pretty good at the moment in &NAME . The weather is beautiful , unbelievable for January shame I have to go to work really ! But I do enjoy my new work so much more . I mean , obviously it could n't have possibly been any worse than the Chamber of Commerce but I actually like the majority of stuff that I 'm doing which makes a nice change . The Christmas holidays seems years ago now . I had a nice time at home though I was quite tired when I got back to &NAME as I spent a lot of the &NUM weeks travelling around driving back home from &NAME in the snow is much fun I assure you ! It was really nice to see people at &NAME . Sorry for those I did n't get to see . I 've had a nice weekend which I needed after my busy week . Or at least it was nice until I found out last night that I do n't have a room in college next year . I 've calmed down a bit now but the language I was using on the phone last night to &NAME was n't very ladylike . But c' est la vie I guess ! Still , being on the reserve list hopefully it may yet be ok . I might have to be back in a &NAME Wing shoebox but at least it 'll be my room ! Fingers crossed . But anyway , on Saturday I went out for the day with &NAME . It was a gorgeous day and we took a little train that goes along the coast ( and is very cheap ) with the intention of going to some nice quiet place . Unfortunately the trains only go once an hour and the one we arrived for only went as far as &NAME . And what can I say about Benidorm ? Well , not a lot really . ( apologies to anyone who goes there on holiday ) . A lot of concrete and people speaking english ! The front is nice enough and there 's a promenade along the beach . We ended up just walking along there and then sitting on the beach in the sun eating chocolate ice-creams yum ! What else ? Well I 've just been very busy with various things . The days seem to fly as I 'm now working full time . I have the break in the middle of the day and then go back to work &NUM generally . By the time I get back to my flat , I tend to eat , watch TV and then go to bed . I still go to the cinema pretty regularly . I saw &NAME 's &NUM last week which was really good . So generally things are going well . I feel much happier and settled this term and I think I 'm making the most of things more . I had a bizarre experience at the airport when I flew back because I met a girl called &NAME who I 'd been at 6th form with , and she 'd been on my flight . We were in A-level spanish classes together and she 's out in &NAME for her year abroad on a work placement . Small world ! We met up and had a good catch up ( &NUM hadnt seen her since our A-level spanish exam so you can imagine how long we talked for ) . Anyway , I wo n't keep you all from your essays and dissertations an longer ( apart from the other &NAME slackers ) . Just a few personals : &NAME are you still going to &NAME with everything that 's going on ? &NAME thanks for your letter . Sorry about &NAME . Would 've been quite hard for me too so that 's ok ! Bonnes vacances ! &NAME How 's the job hunting ? Wo n't be making it to &NAME , but if you 're ever around &NAME ... &NAME mystery of lost letter solved . Wrong address . I 'm in &NAME . You sent it to the house in &NAME ! Will be in posession of it soon . &NAME hope you 're feeling better now and that the mission is going well . &NAME still hyper ! ? ! Thanks for everything . &NAME , I am going to go now . I hope that you are all well . I do think about you all lots , and I hope that you 're coping with your work . I do n't get to check my e-mails too often but I will try to be in touch more personally soon . Take care . Lots of love , &NAME xx Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME has a mobile phone ! Dear Friends . Just to let you know I have finally succumbed to the rhythm of the the 21st century . Thats right , you thought it would never happen but I have got a mobile telephone . Call me , quick ( before the novelty wears off ! ) I 'm on &NAME and the number is as follows : &NUM &NUM Thanks for your time , I hope to hear from you soon ! &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NUM ? TV &NAME , The TV is for sale . Did you see a notice ? Anyway , I 'm not in &NAME at the moment but I can tell you that the TV and TV stand type thingy are in college , &NAME A floor lock up ( aka the ergo room ) . If you want to pick it up just go down and get it . I ca n't remember how much we were selling it for but I 'll rely on your honesty . Do n't worry about money til term starts though . If you want more details just send me an e-mail . I check most days . Enjoy the rest of the holidays , &NAME ( I think &NAME is in &NAME at the moment , but I do n't suppose thaat you 're desperate enough to find him . If you are he lives at &NUM &NAME st , flat &NUM and e-mail &EMAIL . If you are n't in such a hurry I can find the exact location of the TV from &NAME ) SUBJECT: Re : &NUM " TV absolutely &NAME - go for it ! everyone says fine .. ( but &NAME in &NAME so not replied ) we can afford it ! I was kinda kidding before , but is definitely a good deal . &NAME &CHAR p.s. we can put it in a taxi if necessary - we 'll sort it when I 'm back next week , ok ? tell &NAME yes please ! Hi &NAME , Have you spoken to the others about buying the TV ? If they are all agreeable , I suggest we pay £ &NUM as it is really a very good bargain and it 's not as if we ca n't afford it . It might be a bit insulting to offer any less when they are being so kind as to sell it at such a reasonable price . &NAME this is okay with you , but we can discuss it later . I do n't know how we 're going to move the TV from college to the flat though . Perhaps &NAME will take it in the Maintenance van if we ask him nicely when he comes to pick up the rest of his stuff from the flat with it . Have a good evening . &NAME From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : " &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME , The TV is for sale . Did you see a notice ? Anyway , I 'm not in &NAME at the moment but I can tell you that the TV and TV stand type thingy are in college , &NAME A floor lock up ( aka the ergo room ) . If you want to pick it up just go down and get it . I ca n't remember how much we were selling it for but I 'll rely on your honesty . Do n't worry about money til term starts though . If you want more details just send me an e-mail . I check most days . Enjoy the rest of the holidays , &NAME ( I think &NAME is in &NAME at the moment , but I do n't suppose thaat you 're desperate enough to find him . If you are he lives at &NUM &NAME st , flat &NUM and e-mail &EMAIL . If you are n't in such a hurry I can find the exact location of the TV from &NAME ) SUBJECT: Re : ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NUM ? TV That sounds great . Feel free to pick it up whenever and I 'll tell the rest of the &NAME &CHAR guys that it 's been sold . See you in a couple of weeks , &NAME SUBJECT: We have &NUM daughters ! Dear &NAME , Hello ! How has your summer been ? Mine 's been insanely busy , spending a month in &NAME , then the rest of the time visiting family , friends , and of course , &NAME ! I 'm just writing to say hi , and check you 're aware of now being the proud father of &NUM daughters , and that I 'm really looking forward to having family meals etc , wow , I feel old ! Are you looking forward to coming back to &NAME ? I am , and should be arriving on the 25th . It will be a relief to get to stay in &NUM place for a while rather than rushing round the country , and I get to have a flat yay ! I 'm going to be living in &NAME &CHAR , which flat are you in ? It 's great that one of our daughters is a chemist and the other a geographer . At the moment I 'm composing welcome letters to them , it 's harder than I thought , so much to say about how wonderful uni life is , but I 'm sure they 'll get done soon . See you soon ! Love from , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NUM ? TV Hi &NAME , Just wondering if your &NUM " widescreen TV is still for sale ? If it is then my flat would be very interested in it . Hope you 're having a good summer . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : We have &NUM daughters ! Hi &NAME ! Yes , I just got the letter yesterday ! I 've been buying writing paper this afternoon so I can write to them both . I 'm looking forward to having family meals too . My summer has been good . I had a few weeks at home doing nothing much at the beginning and then a holiday with &NAME etc. in &NAME which was really fun ! Then I moved back to &NAME at the end of July and have been there since . I 'm living in my flat ( &NAME &CHAR ) and am in the middle of a vacation placement with a chemical company near &NAME . I 've got &NUM weeks left now and finish on the 27th . Do come and say hello when you get back to &NAME . I 'm going home on the Friday evening for a short holiday ( ! ) before term starts and wo n't be back until Tuesday evening so unfortunately I wo n't be able to see my daughters arriving for freshers week . But I 'll be back in time to make it to the Jazz Caf thing on Wednesday . Hope you had a good time in &NAME and enjoyed the rest of your summer holiday . Have a good week ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NUM ? TV Hi &NAME , Have you spoken to the others about buying the TV ? If they are all agreeable , I suggest we pay £ &NUM as it is really a very good bargain and it 's not as if we ca n't afford it . It might be a bit insulting to offer any less when they are being so kind as to sell it at such a reasonable price . &NAME this is okay with you , but we can discuss it later . I do n't know how we 're going to move the TV from college to the flat though . Perhaps &NAME will take it in the Maintenance van if we ask him nicely when he comes to pick up the rest of his stuff from the flat with it . Have a good evening . &NAME From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : " &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME , The TV is for sale . Did you see a notice ? Anyway , I 'm not in &NAME at the moment but I can tell you that the TV and TV stand type thingy are in college , &NAME A floor lock up ( aka the ergo room ) . If you want to pick it up just go down and get it . I ca n't remember how much we were selling it for but I 'll rely on your honesty . Do n't worry about money til term starts though . If you want more details just send me an e-mail . I check most days . Enjoy the rest of the holidays , &NAME ( I think &NAME is in &NAME at the moment , but I do n't suppose thaat you 're desperate enough to find him . If you are he lives at &NUM &NAME st , flat &NUM and e-mail &EMAIL . If you are n't in such a hurry I can find the exact location of the TV from &NAME ) SUBJECT: Re : ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NUM ? TV Hi &NAME , Thanks , that 's great . We 'll buy it . The notice said £ &NUM , so we 'll pay you at the start of term if that 's okay . Anyway , see you next term ! &NAME SUBJECT: Birthday parties ! Hi &NAME ! How are you doing ? I 'm glad you 're out of hospital now , are you feeling better ? I 've just been to a &NAME party , and consequently am trying to type with golden gloves on , very difficult ! I 'm having my 21st birthday party next Friday and was wondering if you 'd like to come ? I have a very pretty invitation for you too , but you 're a bit too far away to give it to at the moment ! Among other people &NAME 's coming up and &NAME 's coming aswell , so we 'd all love to see you there ! I hope you 're able to come back to &NAME soon , Love from , &NAME ( aka your SECOND wife ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ) Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Birthday parties ! Hi &NAME , Thanks very much - I would love to come to your 21st birthday party next Friday ! I look forward to receiving the pretty invitation . Speaking of 21st birthdays , I do n't know if &NAME has mentioned it to you yet , but would you like to come to mine ? I 'm having a formal dinner at &NAME Castle on Saturday 30th November . Dress code will be black tie . Unfortunately it 's probably going to cost nearly £ &NUM each , but transport there and back should be provided . It would be very nice if you could make it . Well , I am very pleased to be out of hospital ( not one of my favourite places by any means ) and am having a relaxing time " convalescing " at home . I 'm intending to be back in &NAME on Sunday afternoon . &NAME , now , another invitation ... &NAME and &NAME tell me you like playing scrabble , so would you like to play scrabble with &NAME and I sometime soon ? If yes , would sometime Sunday evening be a possibility ? ( I have n't asked &NAME if she 's free then yet . ) If this is not a good time then that 's fine ; we can arrange another one . See you soon , &NAME ( unashamed of his matrimonial record ; kind of ... ) SUBJECT: Re : Hi Hi &NAME , Thanks for your message & hope everything goes ok this year , do n't stress too much & you 'll be fine , just put the work in and do n't worry about the rest . If you need someone to proofread your project , just e-mail it to me . Maybe see you next year ! ! &NAME bless , love &NAME . Hi &NAME , Sorry I did n't get a chance to speak to you before you went ! Anyway , I hope you have a great time in &NAME , and who knows , I might see you next year if you come back to do a PhD . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Hi Hi &NAME , Thanks for your email and sorry I 've taken so long to get round to replying ! I 'm now out of hospital , feeling much better , and back in &NAME . Fortunately I only missed a week and a half here . I 'm glad you 're able to come on the 30th ! Hope you 're having a good week . I 'm sure I 'll see you at church on Sunday . Best wishes , &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME I came round to see you twice in &NUM days but your whirlwind of social activity clearly thwarted my plans ... And I 'm now told you 've been taken ill again and gone home ! I therefore resort to an electronic reply - I 'd love to come and celebrate your birthday with you , am available to and want to , so count that as a yes . Sounds like it 's going to be quite an occasion ! Hope you get well soon &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME 's address Hi &NAME ! Here 's &NAME 's address , as promised ! &NUM &NAME Terrace &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 4JQ &NAME all 's well and jolly . See you soon . love &NAME xx SUBJECT: Re : &NAME 's address Hi &NAME , I do n't think I sent him an original email because I do n't have his address , but just to make sure he knows it is going to cost £ &NUM per person . Thanks for the address . Hope you have a good weekend . &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR white wrote : Hi &NAME ! Here 's &NAME 's address , as promised ! &NUM &NAME Terrace &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 4JQ &NAME all 's well and jolly . See you soon . love &NAME xx SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , Sorry to hear about your phone . My number is : &NUM &NUM &NUM ! My new address is also : C153 &NAME &NAME , Lighter Close , &NAME &NAME , &NAME . SE16 1FN Have fun , &NAME Hi ! My phone was stolen today , will getting a new phone in a couple of days but do n't have your number now so could you e-mail it to me please . You can still use my number . jinsun&SMILEY The new &NAME &NUM : advanced junk mail protection and &NUM months FREE * &WEBSITE This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient ( &CHAR ) named above . If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any review , dissemination , distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited . This communication is for information purposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial product , an official confirmation of any transaction , or as an official statement of &NAME Brothers . Email transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free . Therefore , we do not represent that this information is complete or accurate and it should not be relied upon as such . All information is subject to change without notice . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hey &NAME , decided I 'd better check this address after what you said ! Please use &EMAIL in future ! See you tomorrow , &NAME SUBJECT: email etc Hi y' all , Happy Christmas ! I 'm feeling very &NAME as I 'm knee deep in preparations for &NAME services , Christmas parties , kid 's Christmas services etc. Just to let you know that the reason I never reply to emails is that I rarely check this address any more ! Please use &EMAIL . Thanks guys , love , &NAME SUBJECT: merry christmas ! Dear All I am sorry this just &NUM email to everyone but I 'm off to &NAME to my sister 's wedding ! I hope everyone has a great christmas and a happy new year . Just &NUM more thing , I asked &NAME if he was willing to have a party at his new flat at around end of &NAME to begining of feb , what do you think ? anyway have to go and catch my flight now . My new address if anyone wants to write is : Flat &NUM &NAME court Oak house &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 6hx jinsun&SMILEY &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Och gaavin ! How 's it going &NAME ? &NAME the festive cheer found you well and drinking sherry by the bootload . ( &NAME I know ) . Did santa bring you some good stuff ? , or were n't you a well-behaved chap ? I had some good presents , but mostly my holiday has been dominated by my trying to sleep and failing - currently I 'm sleeping 5am - 11am ; it 's so exhausting , I truly feel like some bizarre night owl . Spending time trying to write my esays is really not going very productively , I 'm finding the lethal combination of tiredness and holiday telly to be devastating . &NAME , well I 'm off to eat the dregs out of my kitchen sink , and hopefully find some inspiration from the bottom of a bottle of port ( or cup of coffeee ) . Take care , have a splendid new year , old chap . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Och gaavin ! Hey &NAME , Festive cheer was definitely evident in the &NAME household . Port , not sherry , and some champagne . &NAME ... well , my camera , which I already had , and a few other things . I 'm in &NAME at the the moment and have been since New Year 's &NAME . &NAME &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . Today I went to &NAME ( for the first time ) and had a splendid time ! &NAME took us ( me , &NAME and a Canadian friend of &NAME 's) on a fantastic tour and we walked &NUM miles . Hence , I am rather tired tonight ! Going to &NAME for the day on Monday and probably returning home on Tuesday or Wednesday . Hope your sleeping patterns improve dramatically and I 'll see you in &NAME sometime before the beginning of term ! SUBJECT: new mobile number Hi everyone ! just wanted to let you know that I have a new mobile and I am now on &NAME . The number is &NUM &NUM ( &NAME 's old number for those who had it ) . &NAME life is treating you well , in your various parts of the country . Keep in touch , &NAME xx SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME , Thanks very much - that would be great . I 'm free this evening after about 8pm or Saturday and Sunday . Just come over ( &NAME &CHAR ) anytime . Thanks again . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , Would you like a hand setting up emacs on your computer ? &NAME mentioned you were having trouble . I use emacs on a day-to-day basis and would be happy to help . I can get it up and running , customize it to be more comfortable to use , and even lend you a book entitled " learning gnu emacs " if you so wish ! If you have a moment thursday evening , friday afternoon / evening , saturday morning or sunday afternoon , I would be happy to come over and have a crack at it . Look forward to hearing from you , Hi &NAME , Would you like a hand setting up emacs on your computer ? Apart from simply getting it working , I can help you customize it to be as comfortable to use as possible , and help you get familiar with it . I even have a book entitled " learning gnu emacs " which you are welcome to borrow &SMILEY If you have a moment on thursday evening , friday lunchtime / evening , sat morning or sunday afternoon I 'd be happy to help . Look forward to hearing from you , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME , Would you like a hand setting up emacs on your computer ? &NAME mentioned you were having trouble . I use emacs on a day-to-day basis and would be happy to help . I can get it up and running , customize it to be more comfortable to use , and even lend you a book entitled " learning gnu emacs " if you so wish ! If you have a moment thursday evening , friday afternoon / evening , saturday morning or sunday afternoon , I would be happy to come over and have a crack at it . Look forward to hearing from you , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME On &NAME , &NAME &NUM , &NUM at &NUM : &NUM : 04PM &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Thanks very much - that would be great . I 'm free this evening after about 8pm or Saturday and Sunday . Just come over ( &NAME &CHAR ) anytime . Thanks again . &NAME Hi &NAME , Sorry for being late today . I arrived at about &NUM : &NUM but you had already left . I only live across the road so its no problem for me to sporadically knock around if necessary &SMILEY I 'll try and give you a call later today . I will be available virtually all weekend ( I was expecting to go to &NAME bay , but have decided to stay ) . See you soon , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME On &NAME , &NAME &NUM , &NUM at &NUM : &NUM : &NUM PM &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Thanks very much - that would be great . I 'm free this evening after about 8pm or Saturday and Sunday . Just come over ( &NAME &CHAR ) anytime . Thanks again . &NAME Hi &NAME - I 'll pop over on Saturday . Hows 11am sound ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Mc &NAME Investigates Och &NAME canna wait till t'morra ! Will ye no tell me whit happ' ns tae yon whippersnapper &NAME the noo ? An as for yon caber-tossin at &NAME ... och that was a fine day . I await the next installment with mounting anticipation . &NAME SUBJECT: Mc &NAME Investigates So ... Scene &NUM - &NAME busts the door of a &NAME opium den open , shouting : &NAME : " Och , put yu' rre wee hands up where I can see them , or I 'll blow yu' rre heads off . " Startled stoners stagger to their feet ( Muttering , &NAME , argh , uch , och , ach ) - &NAME spots his man and drags him out by the kilt . Scene &NUM outside in a dingy alleyway Mc &NAME : " &NAME know yu' rre involved in this scam , smuggling-in imitation I ca n't believe it 's not real sheep 's bladder haggises . Who ewe getting them from &NAME , tell me or I 'll feed you to the Lynxs that live in these fields , and the rolling heather . " &NAME ( dumping his kilt ) : " &NAME , &NAME - it 's a chinese man called Wing wong - he 's running them out of &NAME in an imitation &NAME , disguised to look like a tram . " &NAME : " &NAME , that fiend . It 's a cunning disguise - I always knew he 'd be trying to muscle in om my turf , ever since I beat him in tossing the cabre in &NUM all those years ago . By the Sweat of &NAME &NAME I 'll put a stop to him -to be sure , so I will . " Tune-in tomorrow for the next installment ... Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: You say it best ... ( the somewhat alternative lyrics ) - For &NAME 's 21st birthday ... &NAME &NAME of &NAME is at last &NUM He 's a novelty case , as unique as they come Try as he may he can never explain Why he 's cleaning the kitchen again The smile on his face lets you know he 's been scheming There 's a truth in his eye saying he 'll do your cleaning The touch of his hand says he 'll catch you and then let you fall But we love him best ... &NAME he says nothing at all &NAME 's appears to be timid and shy and quite young But he 's got elbows of steel and a bionic lung Our &NAME has charm that would rival &NAME &NAME It 's a shame that of &NAME there 's just &NUM - For &NAME & &NAME 's retirement ... It 's amazing how quickly this year has gone by Sitting here at the front , ( &NAME 's starting to cry ) Try as he may , &NAME can never explain Why he 's saying the same thing again The &NAME exists to learn more about &NAME It 's the truth in our lives and we 've found that we need it We 'll miss sitting here as we say goodbye to you all ( Maybe ) we say it best , when we say nothing at all All day long we prepare all the stuff for CU Coming up with ideas and fun things to do Try as he may , &NAME 's always confused We 're all worried but mildly amused We say it best when we say nothing at all . &NAME , The &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : making emacs more useful Hi &NAME , Thanks very much for the cd with Emacs on it . I have managed to get it installed on my computer , but keep getting the following error message when I start up : An error has occurred while loading c:/_emacs " : Invalid read syntax : " ) " To ensure normal operation , you should investigate the cause of the error in your initialization file and remove it . Start Emacs with the --debug-init " option to view a complete error backtrace &NAME is working well though ( ! ) . I 'll put your cd in your pigeon hole in college . Thanks again . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Party Hi &NAME , &NAME , but wo n't be able to make it tomorrow night as I shall be at home for the weekend ! Hope you have a great time . &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME &NAME for the short notice but we 're having a party at our house ( no. &NUM ) tomorrow night . &NUM : &NUM onwards , brink something to drink and all / some of your flatmates . Do n't think I 've seen you all term - be great to see you there ! &NAME SUBJECT: Party Hi &NAME &NAME for the short notice but we 're having a party at our house ( no. &NUM ) tomorrow night . &NUM : &NUM onwards , brink something to drink and all / some of your flatmates . Do n't think I 've seen you all term - be great to see you there ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME , Just to say thanks very much for the invite for pancakes tomorrow evening . I would love to come . &NAME &NAME I 've just been informed tomorrow is pancake day - how appropriate ! SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &SMILEY Look forward to seeing you about 6pm ! &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Just to say thanks very much for the invite for pancakes tomorrow evening . I would love to come . &NAME &NAME I 've just been informed tomorrow is pancake day - how appropriate ! SUBJECT: Greetings Hi &NAME ! I just thought I 'd send you a short email . ( Well , I do n't know if you think it 's short , as you think &NAME 's are long . Actually , it probably is short . ) Anyway , I hope you are enjoying being in &NAME . What are you doing ? You have about &NUM weeks left there , do n't you ? Do you see &NAME much ? I arrived back from &NAME camp yesterday after a rather intense week of abseiling , go-karting , mountain biking , sport , activities , bible study , prayer , music and meetings . Oh , and yes , there were &NUM &NUM and &NUM year olds as well . I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time . Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable &NUM or &NUM hours sleep each night . More importantly , one of the children made a commitment to &NAME , which was wonderful . Last Tuesday evening we all played &NAME outside in the grounds of the country house we stayed in. &NUM had to dress up as a &NAME , and this I did with some relish . Yesterday evening I went to a concert in &NAME . The &NAME &NAME Philharmonic Orchestra was playing . This afternoon I 've been with my family to &NAME - a nearby country house . It is very warm today and I like it . We had quite a good week , weather wise , for the camp . Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for &NUM weeks . I will be working from &NUM o' clock until &NUM in the lab , and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too boring . I hope you enjoy the remainder of your time in &NAME . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ! ! Hi &NAME ! ! How are you doing ? Thanks for the email , sounds like you had an amazing time at camp , even though I realise it 's actually nearly a month ago since you sent it ! ! I hope your job 's going well and is not too boring ! Do you still want to carry on chemistry after working in a lab for &NUM weeks ? ! I 'm gradually settling back into normal life , after having a fantastic time away . &NAME 's probably told you this already , but in case she has n't, I 'll tell you ( as briefly as poss ) what we did ! ( just imagine it 's a postcard , with a picture of an elephant on , which we meant to send you but did n't ... ! ! ) We did a whole range of things while we were there - playing footie with kids in childrens homes , singing songs and playing with them , do ( or more attempting to do ! ! ) building on &NUM different sites , a week 's mission outreach in the middle of nowhere ( a 19hr truck ride away , which was only supposed to take &NAME , well so they said ! ! ) and &NAME and I both preached ( can you imagine that ? ! ) , a week by the coast building a mud church and enjoying the beach and a week on a footie camp , with some amazing footie players , some of them played for the kenyan women 's team ( our skills were somewhat lacking ! ! ) . ... THE &NAME ! ! ! Is good to be back home , if a little bizarre with the big culture difference ! Am looking for a job at the &NAME , am trying to find translating work , although I do n't know how likely that 'll be . If not , I 'll just do some temping work . Am going down to &NAME &NAME to meet up with &NAME and go on a camp with her til tuesday . Do n't know much about it yet , guess I 'll find out when I get there ! ! For now though , hope you 're well and trying to enjoy the job ( if not actually succeeding to ! ) -hey think of all that money you 've earnt , when all I 've done this summer is spent it ! ! &NAME akubariki ( god bless ) love from &NAME PS . for me , this is a LONG email , so I hope you feel priveledged ! ! ( mainly &NAME &CHAR take a long time typing ! ! ) Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Hello ! Hi &NAME ! " &NAME . For me , this is a LONG email , so I hope you feel privileged ! ! ( mainly &NAME I take a long time typing ! ! ) " - Thank you , I feel very privileged ! Well , it sounds as if you had a really good time in &NAME . &NAME , you preached ! Are you getting used to the culture difference ? Have you had any success in finding a job yet ? I hope you have ( probably " had " by the time you read this ) a good time at camp with &NAME . " I hope your job 's going well and is not too boring ! Do you still want to carry on chemistry after working in a lab for &NUM weeks ? ! " - My job currently entails staring out of the window , but they keep telling me It 'll soon get busier I hope so ! Of course I still want to do chemistry , I think ! 'Mungo akubariki " - What language is that ? Well , I hope you enjoy the remainder of your summer ! I 'm going on holiday ( sort of ) on Thursday for a few days to &NAME &NAME . It 's my cousin 's wedding and we are going over for that . &NUM and a half days off work - wonderful ! I do n't think I shall be able to send you a postcard with an elephant on it , but perhaps a normal one ! When do you go away to wherever you are going ( I 've forgotten where ) ? Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: my so-called life ! ! &NAME a tutti ! I hope you 're all well and coping with the chaos of college life ( for those at &NAME , which is most of you ... ! ) As you may have realised , have been trying to email everyone separately , but after a few weeks of attempting to compete with my inbox , have decided to give in and email you altogether . It 's not very personal I know , but at least it should be something to brighten up the cold , rainy days in &NAME ( or &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME or &NAME . ... anywhere else ? ! ) First of all , thank you so much to everyone who sent me cards and pressies last week . ( and if you did n't, do n't worry , there 's always christmas ... ! ! ) no seriously though ( as &NAME would say ! ) , I was touched by how many people remembered . letters are on their way ... even though they seem to take forever to get there ! ( my Dad 's card arrived &NUM weeks after his b-day ... ) Had a really good time . My parents and sister came for the weekend and I showed them all the sites of &NAME ( there are n't that many , luckily ! ) . in the evening we had drinks at our house , then went on to a restaurant . a few of the others had friends visiting , so we were quite a big all-english group , which is a novelty , &NAME there 's only &NUM english people here . On saturday went with my family to a place called &NAME . my dad was driving the hired car ( or should I say tin can ... ) and was amazingly patient with the italian drivers ( who only honked at us a few times ) , and my Mum and sister arguing over which was the best way to go ( I just keep out of it ... ) . it was a beautiful little town with a marble square and lots of cobbled streets . quite like &NAME , only smaller . They left on sunday and I went to watch &NAME play against &NAME ( if I have n't told you , &NAME 's in the third division , at the bottom of the league , so basically have nothing to lose ) and we won &NUM ! it 's always a great atmosphere there and also it 's something to do on a sunday afternoon , when everything else is closed . This week " &CHAR been back to normal , going to lectures and language classes , playing some tennis , going for some runs ( short &NUM , you understand ) and seeing friends . got an italian cook book for my birthday , so we 've been trying out a few local recipes too . although when it comes to cakes ( which it happens quite often , not sure why . ... ) we 've mainly stuck to english recipes , just to make us feel at home ! &NAME and &NAME ( one of my house mates ) gave me italian monopoly as well . played it the other night , although it got quite competitive ( slightly reminiscent of playing Taboo with &NAME ... ! ! ) Before I go , want to say to : &NAME - hello pob ! ! loved the pea card- was cool . made me laugh-of course ! hope you noticed I 'm still trying to do the staying in contact thing ... ! &NAME - I did meet your aunt 's brother-in-law ( briefly ) . ... bizarre ! thanks for your emails , esp telling me about the reunion . glad to hear you 've got a work placement- knew someone would want you ! how 's your warm feeling ? ! &NAME - I 'm in &NAME ! ! so cool to hear from you , and that you 've got a flat ! xx &NAME - thanks for the card , sorry have n't got in contact . hope Godspell rehearsals are going well xx &NAME ( &CHAR ) and &NAME - helllooooo ! ! hope you 're both doing well . meant to be in touch sooner ... ! although have been kept up to date ( roughly ) with what you 're up to ... &NAME , &NAME and &NAME - again , sorry for not emailing . hope you 're enjoying being back in college and being very wise fourth years ! ! &NAME , &NAME and &NAME - cheers for the card ! ( and emails .. ) &NAME , hope you 're enjoying captaining - heard you were doing well , a couple of weeks ago . What are the latest results ? &NAME + &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME - letters are coming ! THANK YOU ! ! ! &NAME + &NAME - letters are also coming ... glad to hear it 's all going well xx &NAME I 'll stop here ! lots of love to you all and thanks for being buoni amici , &NAME xx &NAME ca n't wait to see &NAME &NAME ! I 've read all about it here in the newspapers , and it looks brilliant ! will have to wait til I get home for christmas though , it just wo n't be the same in italian ! Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : my so-called life ! ! Hi &NAME ! At last , someone sends me an email with proper puctuation ! A joy to read . Glad to hear you had a good birthday . I hope you got my ( rather late ) card . This morning in &NAME it was snowing ! It is really cold here . Is it warm in &NAME ? Where exactly is &NAME ? My cousin is in &NAME at the moment ; in &NAME , researching chemistry things . Sorry I have n't emailed you sooner . Being a third year is interesting . I think I 'm just about beginning to settle back into college , although it was rather difficult at first after the experiences of &NAME &NAME . I have so much work ! But it 's ( mostly ) quite good fun ! I think I shall go and see &NAME &NAME . I have yet to read any of the books , amazingly enough . This evening I 'm going to see a French film with &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . I ca n't remember what it 's called , never mind . Anyway , hope you are having a good week ad thanks again for your email . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: PARTY ! ! Salve amici ! ! I trust you 're all fine and &NAME , as well as being exteremely busy with work , plays , football , climbing ( that 's just for you , &NAME ! ) and lots of nearly-end-of- term-Christmas socialising ! ( apologies to you fellow abroad peops , who are probably not doing any of those things ... ! ) I know it 's been a couple of weeks since &CHAR last emailed , it 's been all go here , with a whirlwind of revision ( yes , it did happen , it 's not a typing error ! ) last week for my exam . I suddenly realised on monday that I did n't know anything about futurism , or anything else before or after it . and I had to speak in italian - nice one ! did n't have a clue what to expect and thought we might have to do a presentation or just have a chat . it ended up being a chat with the lecturer , who 's really nice . all I had to do was talk a bit about my favourite paintings and then tell her about &NAME . a really tough exam ! somehow &CHAR came out with &NUM / &NUM - &CHAR reckon she just made up a mark and gave it to me , &CHAR hardly knew anything ! ! So anyway after that exam stress ( ! ) , decided we had to celebrate our results , and on Monday , &NAME , &NAME and I went to &NAME . Took a long time to get there by bus , train and tram but found the hostel quickly and walked along the sea front which was lit up . Was told that the city is n't very nice but it 's still somewhere you have to go to ! I did n't think it was that bad , but there are lots of other prettier cities here , so I can understand what they mean . The next day we went to &NAME , which is more like a resort , and a place where celebraties go ( lots of yachts and posh hotels , darling ! ) I loved it there . Was really relaxing , after the caos of &NAME ! Now I 'm back here for a bit . Then I 'm going to watch &NAME play Inter , at &NAME next week . Am meeting up with &NAME &NAME and some friends to watch the second leg . ( We won &NUM last time ! ! ) And there ends the exciting update on what I 'm up to ! ! BUT the main reason I 'm emailing , is to say that the NEW YEAR 'S PARTY is still on . If you all want to come , it is ... ! ! At the moment , I do n't have a clue about any details , that can wait til nearer the time . But I would LOVE to see you all and for it to go ahead . Some of you , I have n't seen since July - how long is that ! &NAME and &NAME are probably going to &NAME 's party instead , but are hoping to make it to my house on New Year 's Day , so hopefully we could make it into a &NUM day thing , so that &NAME can see everyone as well ! Also please feel free to invite anyone , especially as I did n't have everyone 's email addresses , both in our year and other years . Just thought I 'd better email you all now , while you 're still at college . Looking forward to hear from everyone ! lots of love &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE &NAME a todos ! &CHAR quick hello from &NAME - which is &NUM mins from &NAME , for anyone who 's forgotten where I am ! Arrived on wednesday and found a house by thursday with a great family and have got cleaning , washing and bills included in the rent - not bad hey ? .. and there 's a shared swimming pool just outside the garden , even though it does n't open til june , had to tell you anyway ... ! ! it 's about &NUM mins walk from town . have n't met many people yet , but have got our first language lesson this evening . will find out about some lectures soon as well ... no hurry ... actually I might just get a job instead ! we 'll see ... Am gradually starting to speak spanish , rather than italian with a spanish lilt ! and the weather you 'll be delighted to know , is quite hot and sunny . makes a change from being freezing in &NAME .. ! I 've now got a spanish mobile ( the italian one has died for now - I put a spanish &NAME card in my italian phone ) and the number is &NUM &NUM for anyone who feels like texting ! and my address is : C / &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME better go to this lesson now . Hope you 're all well . be in touch . Lots of love &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME ! &NAME , you seem to have landed on your feet ! &CHAR swimming pool ... ! Hope your language lesson goes well this evening . What is a language lesson ? I have just finished my labs today and have been in there since 10am - no lunch ! Wonderful college supper to look forward to , and that 's not sarcasm . Anyway , I must go as I 'm very very hungry . Very best wishes , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME a todos ! &CHAR quick hello from &NAME - which is &NUM mins from &NAME , for anyone who 's forgotten where I am ! Arrived on wednesday and found a house by thursday with a great family and have got cleaning , washing and bills included in the rent - not bad hey ? .. and there 's a shared swimming pool just outside the garden , even though it does n't open til june , had to tell you anyway ... ! ! it 's about &NUM mins walk from town . have n't met many people yet , but have got our first language lesson this evening . will find out about some lectures soon as well ... no hurry ... actually I might just get a job instead ! we 'll see ... Am gradually starting to speak spanish , rather than italian with a spanish lilt ! and the weather you 'll be delighted to know , is quite hot and sunny . makes a change from being freezing in &NAME .. ! I 've now got a spanish mobile ( the italian one has died for now - I put a spanish &NAME card in my italian phone ) and the number is &NUM &NUM for anyone who feels like texting ! and my address is : C / &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME better go to this lesson now . Hope you 're all well . be in touch . Lots of love &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: &NAME ! ! &NAME long-time-no-see-holiday-pals ! ! I 'm sure there 's only &NUM thing on your mind at the moment - man , it 's hot ! hope you 're enjoying these beautiful summery days . I 'm just at home , doing all those things I was planning to start after our brilliant week &NAME ... it seems ages away now . have only played &NUM game of scrabble since , and no crazy golf or bridge ! ! but have had lots of &NAME ! have got lots of work on from Christian Aid - organising the collections of mobile phones in most of East &NAME ... ! and promoting a scheme called will aid . for anyone who has got an old mobile , and would love to recycle it ( ! ) , you can either give them to me when you see me next , or post it for free to : Christian Aid Appeal , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME . if you could , t' wud be fantastic . and I 'll be very proud of you . ... ! ! warning . this are the first projects of my hopefully life-long career in fundraising . . . ... are n't you glad you 're my friends . ... ! ! who knows what I 'll be trying to cagoule you to do when you 're all rich and famous . ... maybe being my celebrity speaker at a fundraising dinner , getting me a slot on &NAME &NAME with one of those big thermometers to gauge how much money we 've raised , or even just donating a helicopter , you know if you 're a bit hard up . ... hee hee ! anyways back with a thud to reality . look forward to hearing form you / seeing you sometime in the near or distant future , love from &NAME &CHAR Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . Click Here SUBJECT: Hi Dear &NAME , Hello ! &SMILEY How are you ? What have you been up to for the last week or so ? How is the European Computer Driving Licence going ? Are you still planning on staying here when you come up to &NAME in a few weeks ? I 'm enjoying living in the flat ; it 's good fun so far . Well , my placement is good . I 'm doing research on coatings for paint - which is much more interesting than it sounds honestly ! I say 'doing " , but I have n't really started yet due to &NUM thing and another . Most of my time so far has been spent reading patents and being inducted . There are a few other students working there too , so that 's nice . We were supposed to start doing some experiments today but then it was pointed out we did n't have safety footwear , so that required a little trip out to buy some maybe tomorrow will see some work Wonderfully , I do n't have to get up at 6am every day any more ! I 've found someone who works there and lives in &NAME , so he gives me a lift there and back . My family has been staying with me last week . They were having a holiday in and around &NAME . Last Sunday &NAME and his family came to visit for the evening . We all went out for a meal to &NAME &NAME , and &NAME and I also went to visit &NAME &NAME . &NAME wanted to try and look around &NAME &CHAR , but it was locked . However , &NAME I was open so we wandered in there and looked around a little - most bizarre ! We also had a little look in &NAME &NAME &NAME says he 's hoping to have the same holiday again next year for all those who can make it - hooray ! &NAME to hear from you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi Hi &NAME ! cant believe how quickly the weeks have flown by . so glad you 're enjoying your placement , and researching for the next &NAME super paint ! what aspects are you researching ? the only thing I know is not to lean against it ! I 've been really enjoying the work I 'm doing , although there always seems to be more to do , so its a bit frantic . the computer course is great , its actually quite fun and I even have a woman saying " Well Done " every time I do something right ! I 'm impressed I remembered its full name ! not sure when I can do the exam , but I want to take it after doing all the work . have finished the first part ( &NUM hrs - officially ! ! ) and am on to the next one . I 've also sent out lots of envelopes to collect mobiles too , so hopefully that means I will have raised a fair bit of money for Christian Aid in the end . and I 've been phoning up solicitors to try and persuade them to join a scheme in which they make wills for people , who then donate money . hmm . ... some ( but few ) have wanted to sign up . basically &CHAR 're dependent on their good will ! ! oh , and have played quite a few games of scrabble . my dad bought me the official dictionary , &NAME I 'm always asking him whether each word is a word or not ! so now we 'll be able to play scrabble with the official dictionary next term ! do n't know if &NAME 's been in contact . probably not ! so thought I better warn &CHAR that we 'll be arriving at about 9pm on friday night , if its still alright for us to stay . she said she 'd bring a couple of camp beds ( small compact &NUM ! ) on the train . I cant wait for our visit ! ! it 'll be so nice to have a break ! look forward to seeing you then , and sorry for the fairly late notice ... ! &NAME &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: &NAME again Hi &NAME , Hope you had a good train journey back home and enjoyed your weekend up in &NAME . I certainly enjoyed you all coming to visit ! I 'm in &NAME 's computer room at the moment , checking my emails . Must go home and practice scrabble ... &NAME the rest of your computer course is fun and I will see you in a month or so ! Have a good week . &NAME :~ ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME again Hi &NAME ! &NAME un-birthday ! I think we have the same un-birthday - is n't that strange ? ! Anyway , how are you ? Have you had an exciting week ? You 've finished your IT course early ! What are you going to do for the next &NUM weeks ? ! Well , I enjoyed my weekend at home ; it was pleasently relaxing . My job is going well too although no explosions to date &SMILEY - actually , probably : &CHAR ) ! Glad you had a good time seeing &NAME . I spoke to her a couple of days ago and she said she was hoping to come up to &NAME to visit us the last weekend in October , so that should be nice . I 'm having a half day today ! I was n't intending to , because generally I ca n't, but the guy who takes me to and from work is having one so that suits me ! It will give me a chance to get some things done and prepare for visiting &NAME anyway . Hope you had a good time with &NAME and Ed. &NAME and &NAME came to visit me on Wednesday evening and it was good to see them again and say hello . Oh well , must find something else to do here - my colleague is having a French lesson , so I 'm at a bit of a loose end at the moment . Hope you have a good week ! Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME again Hey &NAME ! how 's the research going now ? have you managed to explode anything ? ! and did you enjoy your wkend at home ? I 'm winding up my Christian Aid work now and going to have a final meeting with the person in charge of me on sept 16th . have just found out that I cant do my IT exam this summer , &NAME nobody else has finished the course yet ... so will have to wait until next summer now . it 's kind of disappointing but also a relief . at least I 've done the course anyway . had a good weekend . played tennis on sat and on sunday saw &NAME . it was very cool to see her - she was still shining with the excitement of &NAME . and twas great to hear all about it . she 's planning to make it to &NAME to see us sometime next term . and tomorrow I 'm meeting up with &NAME and &NAME , a reunion of half of our flat ! &NAME is then staying til sat . ... and you 're going to &NAME soon ... hope you can cope with those brummie accents ... ! ! I 've just got my tickets thru for going the friday after . very exciting ! not much more news from your soon-to-be-scrabble-adversary ( that 's when I beat me .. ! ! - not that I 'm competitive or anything ... hee hee ! ) am planning to make chocolate cakes this evening , to celebrate something , my un-birthday I guess , always a good thing to celebrate ! ! right I 'll finish this email before I write anymore stupidities . enjoy your weekend , love from &NAME &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME ! &EMAIL wrote : As some of you know ( and as the rest of you should know but due to some exams etc do n't ... ) I am going to &NAME next week . I am part of a &NAME team going to &NAME and &NAME and doing various things , with the aim to be " transformed " by the experiences . It is really quite exciting , if a little scary . I hope to be able to check this email address when I 'm over there . Got to go , sister needs the computer . &NAME &NAME my address &NAME &NAME , &CHAR / &CHAR &NAME &CHAR PO &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME and brief ... " My words go up , my thoughts remain below . Words without thought , never to heaven go . " Hi &NAME ! &EMAIL wrote : As some of you know ( and as the rest of you should know but due to some exams etc do n't ... ) I am going to &NAME next week . I am part of a &NAME team going to &NAME and &NAME and doing various things , with the aim to be " transformed " by the experiences . It is really quite exciting , if a little scary . I hope to be able to check this email address when I 'm over there . Got to go , sister needs the computer . &NAME &NAME my address &NAME &NAME , &CHAR / &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at ( a Target' _new " Href' &WEBSITE ) &NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Greetings Hi &NAME ! Are you enjoying &NAME ? What have you been doing ? How hot is it ? &NAME is still alive . I was in &NAME yesterday , and went to the zoo there last week at &NAME camp . I arrived back from &NAME camp yesterday . &NUM intense week of abseiling , go-karting , mountain biking , sport , activities , bible study , prayer , music and meetings . Oh , and yes , there were &NUM &NUM and &NUM year olds as well . Children say the most curious things . I think my &NUM favourites from this week were " are we allowed to get the dinner plates dirty when we eat ? " and 'do you have to sign a form to become a Christian ? " Joking aside though , I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time . Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable &NUM or &NUM hours sleep each night . More importantly , one of the children made a commitment to &NAME , which was wonderful . Last Tuesday evening we all played &NAME outside in the grounds of the country house we stayed in. &NUM had to dress up as a &NAME , and this I did with some relish . I also saw &NAME &NAME , who seemed well . She was a leader at the camp too . Yesterday evening I went to a concert in &NAME . The &NAME &NAME Philharmonic Orchestra was playing . This afternoon I 've been with my family to &NAME - a nearby country house . It is very warm today and I like it . We had quite a good week , weather wise , for the camp . Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for &NUM weeks . I will be working from &NUM o' clock until &NUM in the lab , and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too boring . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Hi &NAME , Could you please forward me the message you sent to &NAME , as I like to collect things . Thank you ! &NAME SUBJECT: Hi &NAME ! Hi &NAME ! I 'm not sure which address you use , so I 've emailed both . Anyway , hope you are happy to be back in &NAME once more . It is a gloriously sunny afternoon here in the borders . I 'm writing to ask you if this Thursday ( 13th ) would be a suitable day to meet up in &NAME ? If not , then please let me know when would be so I can arrange things ... &NAME the CU conference was good and you enjoyed the last few days in &NAME and did n't starve . &NAME to see you on Thursday . &NAME &NAME Regarding your idea of setting up a hotmail message board - fine , but I have no idea how to , so ? ? ? Also , a few of us ( &NAME and I at least ) have 'MSN &NAME " - a wonderful little program which allows people to chat , send messages , etc. It is fantastic and if you want to download it you need to have a hotmail address ( or an msn &NUM ) . It can be downloaded from the following web-address ... &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME ! It was amazingly beautiful in &NAME today . it appears that thursday woudl be an excellant day . &NAME my mobile is broken , but it is being repaired ( or is hopefully now repaired ) Have n't starved at conference . Have set up &NAME &NAME &EMAIL ca n't think in sentences &NAME Hi &NAME ! I 'm not sure which address you use , so I 've emailed both . Anyway , hope you are happy to be back in &NAME once more . It is a gloriously sunny afternoon here in the borders . I 'm writing to ask you if this Thursday ( 13th ) would be a suitable day to meet up in &NAME ? If not , then please let me know when would be so I can arrange things ... &NAME the CU conference was good and you enjoyed the last few days in &NAME and did n't starve . &NAME to see you on Thursday . &NAME &NAME Regarding your idea of setting up a hotmail message board - fine , but I have no idea how to , so ? ? ? Also , a few of us ( &NAME and I at least ) have 'MSN &NAME " - a wonderful little program which allows people to chat , send messages , etc. It is fantastic and if you want to download it you need to have a hotmail address ( or an msn &NUM ) . It can be downloaded from the following web-address ... &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: A reply ... Hi &NAME , Thank you for your reply . You now have &NAME - excellent ! If Thursday is indeed a suitable day then that is very good . In that case I will come up to &NAME on Thursday . Well , what are your thoughts ? Let me know . Enjoy tomorrow . It is still very cold here . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : A reply ... Thursday is the day after tomorrow . It is very free . It would be a delight to either have a coffee , or go to the icerink in &NAME Street Gardens . That would be very funny for me ... I could also meet you for luch if that is most convient for you . I am pleased to report that my phone is restored to health . &NAME Hi &NAME , Thank you for your reply . You now have &NAME - excellent ! If Thursday is indeed a suitable day then that is very good . In that case I will come up to &NAME on Thursday . Well , what are your thoughts ? Let me know . Enjoy tomorrow . It is still very cold here . &NAME SUBJECT: Chicken &NAME - what ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? else3F ! ? Hi &NAME ! Well , we watched &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME and &CHAR ) on Saturday evening , and the first words to appear on the screen were " &NAME " - the setting ! I ca n't get away from it ... Thank you very much for your card . You should have been an animation assistant in " Chicken Run " . Well , what have you been doing since you got back to &NAME ? Has your life been caught up once more into its hectic pace ? I had a really lovely weekend with &NAME and &NAME . I was very very surprised to see them and did n't suspect a thing ( even after I received an email adding me to the CU mailing list for the second time ) . We went a walk along the coast , played biblical trivial pursuits , watched &NAME &NAME , went to church , ate food , did simultaneous equations ( which &NAME really enjoys - surprisingly ) , and talked . I intend to be in &NAME for a short visit on Monday as I have a lab that I want to go to . It only lasts for &NUM hour in the morning so hopefully I 'll see you later in the day sometime . I am reasonably busy working and did quite a lot yesterday . I 'm doing more today . Tomorrow afternoon I 'm going to &NAME to see " &NAME of the Rings " - finally ! Hopefully I wo n't experience a power cut in the middle as &NAME did last week . Enjoy the rest of today . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME Yes I am ill . At first they thought I had a chest infection , whihc I might do but it also appears that I have a heart mumur . My heart is also beating really fast . This is why I feel pretty bad . But I think I am getting a bit better . I have been resting a lot and am nearly going mad I think . I do n't really feel like playing footie though . ( You know that something is wrong when &NAME is a trek from &NAME 's and you ca n't be bothered to go even though you really ought to ) &NAME is going well keep praying . There is information about the tallks and stuff on the web &WEBSITE believe that &NAME sent you an invite ! I have an interview on Monday in &NAME for taeaching . I am quite pleased about it but feeling a little underprepared . But I have a few days left to get ready . &NAME I 'm off to get some lunch and then head to a talk about hell . Sounds like " fun " . &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Bother I knew I 'd forget something CHICKEN &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR a &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : hmmm Dear &NAME , Oh dear . Well obviously I did n't intend you to have to attempt to decipher my message . It was meant to read : " Thank you . You did . " , although your version seems slightly more amusing . Thank you for the letter . It was most interesting and also rather amusing . Hope you have had a good day . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Either I am missing some of your messages or else it I do n't understand . I assume they did not arrive in the correct order either ... &NAME . Anyway , I thought that this might brighten up your llife ! ! ! &NAME &WEBSITE Type : &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE ( application / msword ) &NAME : &NAME Download Status : Not downloaded with message SUBJECT: Re : hmmm I am glad to brighten your day I hope you have had a cool weekend at home . SUBJECT: What 's in a name ? Dear &NAME , Hello . Your computer still does not have a name . This is tragic . How do you think she feels ? It 's not as if she 's chosen anonimity , is it ? Suggestions : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ... Your computer needs a name for reasons of self-fulfilment - do n't let her down . &NAME ( Looking out for the interests of nameless computers everywhere . ) SUBJECT: Re : What 's in a name ? I 'm liking &NAME . Dear &NAME , Hello . Your computer still does not have a name . This is tragic . How do you think she feels ? It 's not as if she 's chosen anonimity , is it ? Suggestions : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ... Your computer needs a name for reasons of self-fulfilment - do n't let her down . &NAME ( Looking out for the interests of nameless computers everywhere . ) SUBJECT: Re : What 's in a name ? Oh good . That 's the one I hoped you 'd prefer . &NAME &NAME wrote : I 'm liking &NAME . Dear &NAME , Hello . Your computer still does not have a name . This is tragic . How do you think she feels ? It 's not as if she 's chosen anonimity , is it ? Suggestions : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ... Your computer needs a name for reasons of self-fulfilment - do n't let her down . &NAME ( Looking out for the interests of nameless computers everywhere . ) SUBJECT: Re : What 's in a name ? so she is " christened " poppy . She is happy and fulfilled ! ! ! Oh good . That 's the one I hoped you 'd prefer . &NAME &NAME wrote : I 'm liking &NAME . Dear &NAME , Hello . Your computer still does not have a name . This is tragic . How do you think she feels ? It 's not as if she 's chosen anonimity , is it ? Suggestions : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ... Your computer needs a name for reasons of self-fulfilment - do n't let her down . &NAME ( Looking out for the interests of nameless computers everywhere . ) SUBJECT: Re : What 's in a name ? Excellent ! I am pleased to hear that . Rather a shame I could n't be present at &NAME 's " christening " ceremony ( scandalous doctrinal errors there ) but never mind . Hope you 've had a good day . Did you enjoy your dinner at &NAME &CHAR last night ? I have had &NUM hours of lectures / workshops today - but I 'm not tired , oh no , definitely not . Have a good evening . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : so she is " christened " poppy . She is happy and fulfilled ! ! ! Oh good . That 's the one I hoped you 'd prefer . &NAME &NAME wrote : I 'm liking &NAME . Dear &NAME , Hello . Your computer still does not have a name . This is tragic . How do you think she feels ? It 's not as if she 's chosen anonimity , is it ? Suggestions : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ... Your computer needs a name for reasons of self-fulfilment - do n't let her down . &NAME ( Looking out for the interests of nameless computers everywhere . ) SUBJECT: Re : What 's in a name ? &NAME has duly passed on your messge . I am sorry to report she has been having a bit of a breakdown today . Hopefully she will be better tomorrow . I left my room at &NAME today and did n't get back until &NAME . Hmmmm. I have &NUM hours of lectures tomorrow that is half my week . But &NUM is alot . &NAME was cool yesterday- I had a lovely chat to &NAME . Hope you enjoyed &NAME Wars . &NAME ( and &NAME ) Excellent ! I am pleased to hear that . Rather a shame I could n't be present at &NAME 's " christening " ceremony ( scandalous doctrinal errors there ) but never mind . Hope you 've had a good day . Did you enjoy your dinner at &NAME &CHAR last night ? I have had &NUM hours of lectures / workshops today - but I 'm not tired , oh no , definitely not . Have a good evening . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : so she is " christened " poppy . She is happy and fulfilled ! ! ! Oh good . That 's the one I hoped you 'd prefer . &NAME &NAME wrote : I 'm liking &NAME . let SUBJECT: Re : &NAME & yoghurt I can assure you that the camp very much existed . There were &NUM campers and &NUM leaders who would agree with me and it was excellent . We had a really good time and did masses of things and laughed and ate and went to &NAME and biking and on the assult course and it was generally great . Pure briliant ( said in a &NAME accent ) Thanks for the card . &NAME say that they will let me know sometime ! I need to have a discussion about what we are doing next week with my parents before I can see if I can come down . We might be going to &NAME , but my wee sisters friend is coming so there might not be enough space . &NAME that the book shop continued to be cool or whatever you wanted it to be ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME ! SUBJECT: noodles & sugar Hi &NAME , I 'm glad to hear your dissertation is nearly finished . Word is good at crashing on &NAME , I think . Have the open day people gone ? How nasty of them to write rude messages on your door . Quite scandalous ! Why is &NAME probably enjoying her holidays better than I am ? I am in &NAME she is in &NAME . The probabilities confuse me . Yesterday I did some work . Today I did less . Tomorrow will take care of itself . I had an email from &NAME this morning telling me how many people she was going to be seeing in the next few days very envy-inducing ! But I am content with my molecules . So did you get all your references done yesterday ? Does that mean you 're finished today ? Have you seen &NAME ? I hear he came up to visit the library for the day . What camp exactly are you going on ? I ca n't seem to find it in the brochure . Are you sure it exists ? I am enjoying deleting files from my computer as I have transferred them all to my family 's new one . It is most satisfying to see &NAME increase her performance so dramatically . It is a very nasty day here today . Yesterday was delightful it reminded me of spring . I went for a walk and began to perspire so I returned to my organometallic synthesis . I am making dinner this evening for my brother and I as my parents have gone to &NAME for the evening . It 's their 24th wedding anniversary or rather it was yesterday . Are you having noodles and sugar or something equally delightful this evening ? Hope you are well , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME But of course ! A man of MANY words ! &NAME &NAME ! SUBJECT: &NAME & yoghurt Dear &NAME , I am pleased to hear &NAME is feeling better . However , I hope she does not become too attached to her borrowed printer cable . " &NAME is &NAME so I think she will be enjoying that a lot . - Is she really ? ! How nice for her . " &NAME and &NAME missed me yesterday ( I was watching neighbours and they did n't warn me they were coming and then they went for a meal . ) How come &NAME is seeing so many people ? - Oh dear that 's a shame ; another testimony to the virtue of communication . &NAME is going to visit her sister in &NAME and that is why she is seeing so many people . " I 've seen &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME from church , and that is probably about it . - That 's not bad at all ! I 've spoken to &NAME , had emails from you , &NAME and &NAME , had online conversations with &NAME and had text conversations with &NAME and &NAME . " I am going to camp at &NAME . It starts on the 25th . I will probably perspire a lot at camp . Now I realise why you do n't enjoy it . - I do enjoy camp , just not overmuch . It 's not bad though . I do n't remember perspiring last summer at camp " Yesterday I went to &NAME 's for tea which was very pleasant . Today I am going to the &NAME ( a pub ) with &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) for tea . Then I might eat some yoghurt . - I do know that the &NAME is a pub ! Honestly ! I 'm not that na 've! " It is my parents 25th Wedding anniversary in the summer . They are going to have a party . - Exciting ! It is my parent 's 25th wedding anniversary next March . I think they 're going to &NAME because that is where they met &NAME , I wonder where I shall go ? &NAME ? Almost as exciting " &NAME &NAME and I 'VE FINISHED ! ! ! ! ! ! - Congratulations ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! That 's wonderful ! And you thought you might not make it ! Are you very happy ? Are you staying in &NAME until the end of the week ? Our new computer has a firewall and we keep getting attempted &NAME horse viruses detected . Last night we traced an attempted hack ( using a world-map type thing like in mission impossible ! ! ! very cool ! ) to &NAME in &NAME . It is a welcome deviation from my molecules Hope you enjoy your yoghurt and have a nice evening ! &NAME SUBJECT: Strawberries & yoghurt Dear &NAME , I regret to inform you that I was not planning where to go for my 25th wedding anniversary . I would n't dare be so presumptuous as to assume I would ever be fortunate enough to be married , let alone for &NUM &NUM years ! No , I was ( much more unexcitingly ) wondering aloud where I would go when my parents were in &NAME Anyway , hope you are well . Do you ever wonder about your &NUM fifth wedding anniversary ? &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Fresh from the antics of the &NAME household I am pleased to inform you of today 's comedy incident . This morning , what with this being Sunday , and &NAME Sunday at that , we all went to church . After church there was an emergancey meeting for the elders but as the &NUM children had n't seen some of their friends at the church for ages the mother and the grandmother went home to get the lunch ready . With them they took their &NUM cars leaving the father and the &NUM children with &NUM car . ( &CHAR little comical already I hear you cry but mum and sis and bro had to be at church at &NUM and dad and sis and me did not and granny started the day in carnoutstie ) So anyway the church meeting finsihed about &NUM hour after it started ! and the children were waiting for their father to take them home but no father sneaked passed the children and they were left stranded nearly &NUM miles from their house ! ! ! ( The story ends happily when the father realises his error and returns to collect his children who have started to walk home ) But this raises the interesting questions how exactly it is possible that the father forgot his children and how he did n't notice the &NUM of them in the church hall waiting . This ladies and gentleman happened today in the &NAME household ! ! Other than that nothing of substance is happening . Spring is coming though and the &NAME is ot on the tree outside my room which is very pleasant . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME thank you for the book . &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM What days can you do this week ? SUBJECT: Re : visit Hi &NAME , I assume you are coming on Friday then ? Do you know where I live ? See you . &NAME I have your address your address and the instructions you gave me . Hopefully I therefore know where you live . I also have a map . I will see you on Friday barring a navigating fisaco . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME occurence Today we have got pictures of the stomach and how it digests in the kitchen a digramm of the beats of your heart in the bathroom and other physiological systems . All very random hope you 've had a cool day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Strawberries & yoghurt Hi &NAME thanks for the card and the text . &NAME ca n't be bothered to write a long and uninteresting email so am just going to say that I got rejected by &NAME . We have got a sofa now and &NAME TV ! ! ! ! ! My parents have been defeated by their offspring ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Snails No we did n't have a sofa before so that is why it is so exciting that we do now . And I did n't want sky but what kind of a fool is going to complain ? On the subject of the &NAME &NAME I merely purchased them not to drink but to amuse the brother . He will drink them over the next &NUM weeks at school after cricket and the like . &NAME than that I have written &NUM letters today . Is that not very impressive . To be entirely fair some of them were postcards but still I think that is pretty good . Somehow I lost one of them though somewhere in teh house . I 'll have to try and find it . ( Yes I am prbably the only person you know who could do such a stupid thing but there you go ) I assume you are going back on Sunday from what you said I am going back on Saturday whcih is not very exciting but does mean I can get a lift back . As you know because I am also talking to you there is nothing going on and I being as random as ever . Cheerio Love &NAME Dear &NAME , So nice to hear you have a sofa - did you not before ? I thought you did n't want Sky ? Indeed , I am very glad I shall never have to give birth . Surely you did n't drink &NUM cans of &NAME &NAME with your brother ? ? ? That stuff is vile ! I have had a good day . It was sunny here too yesterday ! Unfortunately it is perfectly miserable weather today ... &NUM more week to go ... ! Hope you are well ! See you next Sunday ! I 've never eaten snails , but I would love to . Very best wishes , &NAME Today was a bonus comedy day . We had snails for tea because my mum wanted to see if we 'd eat them . We all did although &NAME only managed a dissappointing half a snail . We also now have a sofa ( ohhhh ) and a BIG TV and Sky to keep us amused when we are sitting on the sofa . ( That was what my Dad said ! ! ) Have also read about child birth , it sounds AWFUL be glad you are a bloke and tried to buy a new fleece but could n't find a fleece so me and &NAME bought &NUM cans of &NAME &NAME instead . Hope you have had a nice day . ( Also it was sunny here AGAIN ! ) &NAME &NAME &NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at ( a Target' _new " Href' &WEBSITE ) &NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: visit Hi &NAME , I assume you are coming on Friday then ? Do you know where I live ? See you . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME occurence Dear &NAME , Very random indeed ! Is there an explanation ? Thanks , I 've had a really good day . I did enough work and the sun was shining - an occurence which transforms &NAME &NAME completely . The sun was so bright that I could n't see what I was revising because of the glare from the paper . Thanks for your prompt email reply this morning - you were first ! Amazingly I got about &NUM replies today , so &NAME 's managed to book the house and it 's going to cost even less . Hope you have a good day tomorrow and it was really nice to see you yesterday ! Very best wishes , &NAME Today we have got pictures of the stomach and how it digests in the kitchen a digramm of the beats of your heart in the bathroom and other physiological systems . All very random hope you 've had a cool day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Strawberries & yoghurt Dear &NAME , " Thanks for the card and the text . " - You 're welcome . I 'm sorry to hear that you did n't get in to &NAME . &NAME Hi &NAME thanks for the card and the text . &NAME ca n't be bothered to write a long and uninteresting email so am just going to say that I got rejected by &NAME . We have got a sofa now and &NAME TV ! ! ! ! ! My parents have been defeated by their offspring ! &NAME SUBJECT: Snails Dear &NAME , So nice to hear you have a sofa - did you not before ? I thought you did n't want Sky ? Indeed , I am very glad I shall never have to give birth . Surely you did n't drink &NUM cans of &NAME &NAME with your brother ? ? ? That stuff is vile ! I have had a good day . It was sunny here too yesterday ! Unfortunately it is perfectly miserable weather today ... &NUM more week to go ... ! Hope you are well ! See you next Sunday ! I 've never eaten snails , but I would love to . Very best wishes , &NAME Today was a bonus comedy day . We had snails for tea because my mum wanted to see if we 'd eat them . We all did although &NAME only managed a dissappointing half a snail . We also now have a sofa ( ohhhh ) and a BIG TV and Sky to keep us amused when we are sitting on the sofa . ( That was what my Dad said ! ! ) Have also read about child birth , it sounds AWFUL be glad you are a bloke and tried to buy a new fleece but could n't find a fleece so me and &NAME bought &NUM cans of &NAME &NAME instead . Hope you have had a nice day . ( Also it was sunny here AGAIN ! ) &NAME &NAME &NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Snails and lost postcards Dear &NAME , I shall send this to your &NAME address since you seem to be having some difficulty accessing your &NAME email ... &SMILEY " And I did n't want sky but what kind of a fool is going to complain ? " - Well , quite . I 'm glad to hear you are not an &NAME &NAME addict . &NUM letters is very impressive indeed ! I hope you find the one you lost ... ! Thank you for your random email . I enjoyed chatting to you ! Enjoy your last week out of &NAME . See you on Sunday ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Water vs Coke Thanks &NAME , Yes , very interesting . Personally , I use Coke to clean coins and it works . Water is very good . See you soon . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : sorry , someone else did some dodgy forwardign but I thought you might still be interested WATER : &NUM &NUM of Americans are chronically dehydrated . ( &NAME applies to half world population ) &NUM In &NUM of Americans , the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger . &NUM Even MILD dehydration will slow down one 's metabolism as much as &NUM . &NUM &NUM glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost &NUM of the dieters studied in a &NAME study . &NUM Lack of water , the # &NUM trigger of daytime fatigue . &NUM Preliminary research indicates that &NUM glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to &NUM of sufferers . &NUM &CHAR &NAME &NUM drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory , trouble with basic math , and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page . &NUM Drinking &NUM glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by &NUM , plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by &NUM , and one is &NUM less likely to develop bladder cancer . Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day ? COKE &NUM In many states ( in the &NAME ) the highway patrol carries &NUM gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident . &NUM You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in &NUM days . &NUM To clean a toilet : Pour a can of Coke into the toilet bowl and let the 'real thing " sit for &NUM hour , then flush clean . The citric acid in &NAME removes stains from vitreous china . &NUM To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers : Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of &NAME &NAME aluminium foil dipped in Coke . &NUM To clean corrosion from car battery terminals : Pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion . &NUM To loosen a rusted &NAME : Applying a cloth soaked in Coke to the rusted bolt for several minutes . &NUM To bake a moist ham : &NAME a can of Coke into the baking pan , wrap the ham in aluminium foil , and bake . &NUM minutes before the ham is finished , remove the foil , allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy . &NUM To remove grease from clothes : &NAME a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes , add detergent , and run through a regular cycle . The Coke will help loosen grease stains . It will also clean road haze from your windshield . For Your &NAME &NUM The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid . Its pH is &NUM . It will dissolve a nail in about &NUM days . Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis . &NUM To carry coke syrup ( the concentrate ) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials . &NUM The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about &NUM years ! Now the question is , would you like a glass of water or a soda ? SUBJECT: Today Dear &NAME , Congratulations on graduating by the way ! There are benefits to looking young . Was &NAME pleased to be mistaken for &NUM old enough to drink ? Are you back home in &NAME ? I was in &NAME on Thursday , shopping ; or trying to . Most unsuccessful . I have had a good week and only worked &NUM days . It was lovely to see you all on Monday at &NAME . This morning it is raining here ... How are you ? Are you busy organising your &NAME trip ? I am trying to organise our &NAME trip . You 'll be pleased to hear I 've been out of the house every single day this week ! Hope you are well . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Today What are the benefits of looking young ? ? ? Today at church , soemone told I was not old enough to have graduated , whcih seemed a little unfair . I am sorry to hear about your shopping , were you trying to buy a birthday present for &NAME , I got her a card in &NAME but was unable to manage to get her a present . I thought &NAME was lovely too , it was great that you were there as well . I am also glad that you have had a relatively busy week , that must be a lot more exciting ! I go to &NAME tomorrow for the orientation fro &NAME , I think I 've got everything I need and so all things seem to be workign well . &NAME &NAME , I suppose you better start using my &EMAIL email because I wo n't be able to check this one again . HAve a great summer , I will try to email , Love &NAME Dear &NAME , Congratulations on graduating by the way ! There are benefits to looking young . Was &NAME pleased to be mistaken for &NUM old enough to drink ? Are you back home in &NAME ? I was in &NAME on Thursday , shopping ; or trying to . Most unsuccessful . I have had a good week and only worked &NUM days . It was lovely to see you all on Monday at &NAME . This morning it is raining here ... How are you ? Are you busy organising your &NAME trip ? I am trying to organise our &NAME trip . You 'll be pleased to hear I 've been out of the house every single day this week ! Hope you are well . &NAME SUBJECT: Hi Dear &NAME , Hello ! &SMILEY How are you ? I presume you might be back home when you read this . So , " what was &NAME like ? " How many people will be asking you that I wonder ? I 'm enjoying living in the flat ; it 's good fun so far and so is my placement . I 'm doing research on coatings for paint - which is much more interesting than it sounds honestly ! I say 'doing " , but I have n't really started yet due to &NUM thing and another . Most of my time so far has been spent reading patents and being inducted . There are a few other students working there too , so that 's nice . We were supposed to start doing some experiments today but then it was pointed out we did n't have safety footwear , so that required a little trip out to buy some maybe tomorrow will see some work Wonderfully , I do n't have to get up at 6am every day any more ! I 've found someone who works there and lives in &NAME , so he gives me a lift there and back . Sorry I have n't emailed much - internet access has been rather difficult as college is the nearest online place for me and I only manage to check it once or twice a week ! However , I now have a computer at work so that should make things easier . My family has been staying with me last week . They were having a holiday in and around &NAME . Last Sunday &NAME and his family came to visit for the evening . We all went out for a meal to &NAME &NAME , and &NAME and I also went to visit &NAME &NAME . &NAME wanted to try and look around &NAME &CHAR , but it was locked . However , &NAME I was open so we wandered in there and looked around a little - most bizarre ! We also had a little look in &NAME &NAME &NAME to hear from you sometime . &NAME SUBJECT: Cooking Dear All ; Some thoughts of my own on cooking : &NUM &NAME reserves the right to choose which night she cooks on , as she has much more of a social life than anyone else in the flat and will have to arrange her cooking around this . &NUM The budget for each communal meal per head must exceed that spent by college per meal per head ( ... &NAME ) . &NUM &NAME reserves the right to be extremely fussy about anything she eats . Anyone disagreeing with &NAME will be subject to major bouts of &NAME . &NUM &NAME reseves the right to help &NAME cook any of her patent messes . &NUM . &NAME reserves the right to not eat any of &NAME 's patent messes . &NUM &NAME may only be sung once per week ( ... &NAME ) . &NUM &NAME will never dry up with damp or smelly dishcloths . &NUM &NAME does not eat weird foodstuffs . &NUM &NAME does not eat foodstuffs not native to her own country , ie , no Scottish or Canadian yucky stuff . &NUM &NAME will not be photographed over dinner ( &NAME ) , nor sung to ( &NAME ) , nor cleaned ( &NAME ) , nor faffed at ( &NAME ) . &NAME refuses to be subject to conversations on the subjects of : work &NAME &NAME quality of food quantity of food boys &NAME &NAME TV scheduling for the next few hours of that day &NAME 's mess &NAME 's fussiness &NAME &NAME ... over dinner , as these distract from the shovelling . &NUM Finally , &NAME refuses absolutely to clean up after &NAME has been cooking . With love and harmonious good wishes , &NAME xx SUBJECT: to &NAME , etc : flat stuff To my erstwhile flatmates to be : My friends , I am about to embark on a journey of epic proportions , whereby I travel to the wilds of a savage country in an effort to civilise the natives , who , from what I am have gathered , are most vicious . You will have guessed by now that I am to depart for &NAME tomorrow , and that my nerves are in tatters . I wanted to send you all a &NAME ( no pun intended ) message before I went , mainly concerned with the humdrum daily life we intend to lead together as of next year . I am a humble seeker after information : &NUM How much are we putting in the account each week ? &NUM What does this cover ? Is it just food , or is it household commodities also ( eg dettol , I realise bulk buying is cheaper ) , and electricity bills ? &NUM What does anybody estimate elec . , food , and other necessary stuff to cost ? &NUM Can we have a TV please ? I would quite like one , and it would save you all from having to talk to me . Mums and the &NAME have agreed that we can have our familial " little TV " in the flat . If we have a TV , we need to investigate whether it would be cheaper to have this or to hire one . And what about a video ? Do we really need a TV licence ? Ca n't we just get away without one ? Just kidding , but we need to discuss why &NAME wo n't marry &NAME in &NAME ... sorry , I mean we need to discuss all this first . And if I turns out we do n't have a black box , I know I 'll survive . &NUM Guys ( literally ) , after your meeting at the end of term , which items necessary for our daily living do you require my fellow missionary and I to buy ? Tell me now , while I have money in the bank . Or at least , less of an overdraft . I am coming to the end of my packet of Minstrels , and therefore my imagination . I shall leave you all to pray for my safekeeping , and torture yourself with thoughts of my early death at the hands of the saveges ( if not &NAME ) . I hope you all have a very interesting week discussing this , and that you manage to make all the difficult decisions prior to my return . Blessings to you all , my best and most favoured of friends , &NAME , aka &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , The &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , blah , blah , blah ... PS How bizarre if this were you , &NAME : my mother and sister went to &NAME on Thursday , to &NAME College , to see if my sister liked it . She should , of course , have done this before accepting the place . But hey . Anyway , while they were there , Mums said she saw students asking people if they wanted to go punting . I said politely , &CHAR really ? &NAME does that . She said , does he have auburn hair ? Because I saw &NUM boy with auburn hair ? Hmmm. . . &NAME &NAME , please do n't viciously and amusingly reply to my remarks about your motherland . I was just kidding , for &NUM thing , and for another , I wo n't be around to appreciate them . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: ... and the cake Guys , I will add to this : some really cool long thin candles cynicism and sarcasm hormones a magnetic poetry set for the fridge door an addiction to " &NAME " , which &NAME is going to bring so we can play it on &NAME lots of books a need to live cheaply a dislike of an abundance of hot drinks a paradoxical want to be both alone and in company ( you 'll have to work with me on this &NUM ) MY own unique brand of humour . I have some stuff . I still do n't understand what is going on at all , so if one of you organised guys ( not &NAME ) could send me a list of things you want me to buy , I would be grateful . Also if you could maybe sum up what has been emaling going on while I have been away , I am SO confused . That means you , &NAME , &NAME or &NAME . If we want stuff , my mother is dying to take me utensil shopping , but is only willing to pay if &CHAR but it whilst at home ( ? ? ? &NAME , explain it to me as well ) , so send me what you like to but . Also worth bearing in mind is that in all probability I will be living out next year , and if we are all going to keep what we buy ... Anyway , just someone send me a list of stuff to get . PLEASE . JUST SEND ME THE LIST . I am bringing the TV . It is to me as &NAME is to the &NAME . Do not attempt to come between us . But I am happy to have a video and no licence , I can cope with that . Microwave ? &NAME , depends on cost , I guess . &NAME , what 's this about # &NUM ( just imagine the # is a pound sign , the one on this computer has unaccountably disappeared ) ? Are we going for # &NUM per week for everything ? Remember the relative feebleness of the female mind and sme one explain it to me in short and pithy terms . I love you all dearly , especially the person upon whom I am foisting &NAME 's email . I do n't know you , but thank you . &NAME From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : " &NAME , &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) , " &NAME , &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) , " &NAME , &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) Subject : &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Lads and Lasses , Some things I am going to bring to the flat : &NAME A larva lamp A hanging picture thingy My inimitable sense of humour I can almost certainly get hold of some kitchen utensils and things if need be . I think my Grandmother is itching to supply me with at least something . So , until we meet again , &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . people , needinf urgent response ; saw microwave in shop today for # &NUM . should we buy ? love a Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . In reply to &NAME 's mammoth email : * If &NAME and I arrive on Mon the 20-something , will the key be available ? * how are we going to work the telephone bill ? surely not divide up the bill ? ! * NOT TOO MUCH RICE * &NUM pounds per month for electricity ? ? ? ! ! that sounds like lots . that's ... &NUM each per month ... &NUM pounds per week each ... that 's so much ( I 'm sorry but it is ) . are you sure that 's right ? are you sure sure ? * we are having not democracy but a dictatorship , I am the dictator , everyone will bow to me . if it 's not me , we 're making a shrine to dettol , and it can make the major decisions . * have I said this ? I am happy with tv + vid and no licence . * I eat very little because like all girls I am on a constant diet . however , I am sure I will make up these costs with the phone bill . but just as you guys ( literally ) wo n't want to pay for my ohone bills , I do n't want to pay for your food bills , which I am sure will be astronomical . therefore ... nope , no solution , just raising a problem . * prayer should def . be in the mornings . I am not the world 's greatest advocate of early mornings , so you may find me alittle grumpy ( as per usual ) but remind me that I said its a good idea . hope you do n't mind jamas at prayer meeting though . * co ordinates ? ! you pair worry me . I shall pray for you . * is this right ? &NUM pounds as initial fund each , &NUM pounds per week there after ? right ? I propose that &NAME and I should be in charge of getting money out of bank , buying collective food , buying cards for extotionate electricity meter etc , as we have so much time on our hands . * " please make your views known to the collective " sounds scarilt like big brother ( the novel not the awful tv show ) . who exactly are you anyway &NAME ? * I feel like I 'm bringing very little comapred to the rest of you , so please tell me what you want me to bring and my mother will be happy to buy it . &NAME please tell me ( rapidly emerging as leader in cheif ) . * why do we need weighing scales ? are you boys weight obsessed or somehting ? that 's bad ... love you all , could &NAME please send this to &NAME at appropriate address ) I 'm a vit scared to keep sending randomness to his father ) . love &NAME ps &NAME , thanks a lot for sending me the docs . the addition of every piece of puntuation was only vaguely amusing Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: thank you &NAME I am getting &NAME 's emails , thank you &NAME . maybe we should have a list of stuff still to get , here is what I am on so far : microwave ( incidentally &NAME and I have decided it 's too expensive and we do n't want one , so cross that off ) saucepans ( do we really not get saucepans ? ) other stuff I am going to buy a corkscrew , this will intrest only &NAME . I am going to buy some wine glasses , ditto . what are we going to do about a video ? I am looking forward to seeing you all , love &NAME ( raiser of problems ) xx From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : a message from &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) The flat saga continues to unfold ... &NAME &NAME , &NAME Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . . . ... I hope the spelling in this message is better than the last one . I am writing again , not for any particular reason , but only to chat " . I have had a spell of bad days at work . It seems that all the tourists have died and are no longer with us here in &NAME , which means that the town is quieter , but also means that I do n't get paid . Oh well ! Enough about work . It is such a boring subject . &NAME , if I start talking about it too much either when you come , or next year , please hit me aver the head with a brass chelaghily , and tell me to shut up ! As I think I said in the last message , I 'm looking forward to seeing you again . It will be good to meet up before term stars so as to have some time to chill , and not worry about essays and such . I wonder how many of you have heeded &NAME 's advice regarding the curtains at our flat ? Anyone ? Can you remember this time last year , when we were all looking forward to going to college ? It seems so long ago now . Oh , how we have all changed since then ! Can you remember getting out from your car , and being greeted by name ? ( Did this happen to you &NAME ? ) &NAME has just handed me some e-mails which he has printed out and brought home , I may have already made this point clear , but as I do n't know when you sent these , and there may be some confusion . ... quickly , I have &NAME bowls , &NUM large , &CHAR medium , &CHAR small , &NUM little , a set of scales and a measuring jug , the bowls have lids apart from the little &NUM . love &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . guys how about we buy &NUM saucepan each ? I amgong to get &NUM smallish &NUM tomorrow , text me if any problem with this a Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Cleaning Hi all , I have been thinking about cleaning . I have decided I must try to make some allowances . I 'm going to try and be drastically less clean and tidy . What do you think of my new parameters defining " clean " ? ... &NAME 'S CLEANING CODE OF CONDUCT ... &NUM ) &NAME will not clean , or attempt to clean , any bedroom except his own unless at the express request of the relevant occupant . This especially applies to &NAME 's room - which &NAME would never dream of cleaning in a thousand years . ( Nightmares do n't apply ) &NUM ) &NAME will try his utmost not to be tempted to clean the communal areas constantly . He recognises this will be an uphill strugle , but ( naively ) hopes his natural strength of character and unwillingness to cause severe discomort to his flat-mates will aid him in his difficult task . &NUM ) &NAME will attempt to refrain from transforming the flat into a surgically clean hospital-type environment before his fellow flat-mates arrive at the end of September . &NUM ) &NAME will promise to faithfully dispose of his surgical gloves , mask , biohazard suit etc. - Which he purchased for fulfilling the above task . &NUM ) &NAME will not buy any more than &NUM bottles of industrial strength bleach in any calendar month . &NUM ) &NAME will not stand sternly in the kitchen overseeing food preparation and hygiene , with a bottle of dettol in hand , when another flat-mate is cooking dinner . ( Except at personal request ) &NUM ) &NAME will only sterilise the flat door-handles with boiling water and domestos twice a term . &SMILEY &NAME will try not to tidy everything up , but will invariably fail . &NUM ) &NAME will refrain from allowing the 'Society of &NAME &NAME &NAME " , of which he is patron , to hold their monthly meetings in the flat . &NUM ) If &NAME is ever asked to do anything he does not wish to , he may relax these rules . ( &NAME ) Is anyone worried yet ? You have &NUM months to become so . What a nice way to end the year ! &NAME [ in ] SUBJECT: Re : Flat &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings &NAME sings SUBJECT: Re : Flat These decisions have been anonymously decided upon by our lowly esteemed , proclaimed by others , flat dogsbody , &NAME , a few minutes ago . . ... Allocation of flat jobs : &NAME keeps us amused &NAME does the cleaning ( but not too much and not my room ! ) &NAME never makes lunches ( unless you want food poisoning ) &NAME is creative and generally floats around doing very little &NAME talks to &NAME &NAME talks to &NAME &NAME occasionally makes scrumptious dinners &NAME repeats &NUM times a day , " I am not perfect " &NAME sings but does not start singing another song when &NAME is &NAME cleans everyone 's shoes and folds &NAME 's clothes &NAME never watches star trek &NAME never tells &NAME or &NAME to get up early &NAME takes lots of photos ( but never early in the morning ) All boys do general cleaning and run errands for the girls bless you all for deluding yourselves into thinking that &NAME and I will be easy to live with ! he he he . ... " &NAME [ in ] " wrote : The following decisions were anonymously decided by our highly esteemed self-proclaimed Flat President , &NAME , this morning ; Allocation of Flat Jobs ; &NAME pays the bills &NAME does the cleaning &NAME makes the lunches &NAME washes the dishes &NAME does the washing &NAME does the sewing &NAME and &NAME watch videos &NAME does the singing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . outside SUBJECT: Re : Cleaning Hi y' all , just wanted to get a few things straight before next year ... &NAME 's mess code of conduct : &NAME will make as much mess as she likes at all times ( this applies to other people 's rooms -beware ! ) &NAME will never put the toothpaste lid back on the toothpaste , lids back on jars , or clothes back in wardrobe &NAME will never let anyone else tidy up for her , apart from &NAME who is allowed to fold her clothes from time to time ( if he 's lucky ) &NAME will never ever use cleaning implements , these implements include &CHAR ) mops , &CHAR ) buckets , &CHAR ) &NAME cloths , &CHAR ) &NAME &NAME cleaner No one in the flat is allowed to use the swear words listed below scrub ( &NAME ) clean dust wipe If &NAME leaves paintbrushes uncleaned for weeks it is her own business and noone ( that includes you &NAME ) should try to remove this paint . &NAME 's tidying habits of messy pile from bed to floor , floor to bed , bed to floor , floor to bed should not be sneered at , ridiculed or deemed inefficient . The day &NAME loses her supply of chocolate is the day that she can be called forgetful or disorganised . Leaving things out in the lounge is not a sin &NAME shalt not leave a mug to be washed up later is NOT the eleventh commandment &NAME is not a word in &NAME 's vocab , it makes her very confused , and so should be avoided at all costs yours messily , &NAME " &NAME [ in ] " wrote : Hi all , I have been thinking about cleaning . I have decided I must try to make some allowances . I 'm going to try and be drastically less clean and tidy . What do you think of my new parameters defining " clean " ? ... &NAME 'S CLEANING CODE OF CONDUCT ... &NUM ) &NAME will not clean , or attempt to clean , any bedroom except his own unless at the express request of the relevant occupant . This especially applies to &NAME 's room - which &NAME would never dream of cleaning in a thousand years . ( Nightmares do n't apply ) &NUM ) &NAME will try his utmost not to be tempted to clean the communal areas constantly . He recognises this will be an uphill strugle , but ( naively ) hopes his natural strength of character and unwillingness to cause severe discomort to his flat-mates will aid him in his difficult task . &NUM ) &NAME will attempt to refrain from transforming the flat into a surgically clean hospital-type environment before his fellow flat-mates arrive at the end of September . &NUM ) &NAME will promise to faithfully dispose of his surgical gloves , mask , biohazard suit etc. - Which he purchased for fulfilling the above task . &NUM ) &NAME will not buy any more than &NUM bottles of industrial strength bleach in any calendar month . &NUM ) &NAME will not stand sternly in the kitchen overseeing food preparation and hygiene , with a bottle of dettol in hand , when another flat-mate is cooking dinner . ( Except at personal request ) &NUM ) &NAME will only sterilise the flat door-handles with boiling water and domestos twice a term . &SMILEY &NAME will try not to tidy everything up , but will invariably fail . &NUM ) &NAME will refrain from allowing the 'Society of &NAME &NAME &NAME " , of which he is patron , to hold their monthly meetings in the flat . &NUM ) If &NAME is ever asked to do anything he does not wish to , he may relax these rules . ( &NAME ) Is anyone worried yet ? You have &NUM months to become so . What a nice way to end the year ! &NAME [ in ] SUBJECT: Re : Cleaning Guys . ... you really are starting to scare me now . I hope it goes ok next year . Perhaps I 'll be the intermeadiary between the fueding factions of the flat . Should we have a demilitarised neutral zone ? Take Care , and have a good summer all , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Interesting point . What do you think ? We should discuss this . Let 's ask &NAME . &NAME SUBJECT: Life Is Wonderful ! Dear &NAME , &NUM ) Am I correct in thinking that you are bringing the following items to the flat ? &NUM Cake tins Candles / candlesticks &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME jug Cups , saucers and mugs &NAME ( some ) &NAME bowl Glass jug Kettle Kitchen utensil set &NAME and pepper cellars &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME opener Wooden spoon &NUM ) If you have any rugs spare , please could you bring them ? &NUM ) Do you know who was responsible for bringing the Potato peeler ? &NUM ) The following items have not been allocated to anyone yet . Set of saucepans , &NAME knife set , &NAME . Now , the account is virtually activated . It is a &NAME &NAME account in my name . The account is with &NAME branch ( near where I live ) because it is better to have an account in a bank with whom one has a personal relationship , where one is known . The account comes with a switch card which can be used free in any cash machine with a LINK logo . It also has a cheque book . When I receive the &NAME you will be informed of it . Therefore , whenever it is convenient for you to pay your £ &NUM , let me know . Cheques should be made payable to me . ( &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ) I hope this has been done to your approval ? &NAME SUBJECT: Life Is Wonderful ! Dear &NAME , &NUM ) Am I correct in thinking that you are bringing the following items to the flat ? &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM ) If you have any rugs spare , please could you bring them ? &NUM ) Do you know who was responsible for bringing the Potato peeler ? &NUM ) The following items have not been allocated to anyone yet . Set of saucepans , &NAME knife set , &NAME . Now , the account is virtually activated . It is a &NAME &NAME account in my name . The account is with &NAME branch ( near where I live ) because it is better to have an account in a bank with whom one has a personal relationship , where one is known . The account comes with a switch card which can be used free in any cash machine with a LINK logo . It also has a cheque book . When I receive the &NAME you will be informed of it . Therefore , whenever it is convenient for you to pay your £ &NUM , let me know . Cheques should be made payable to me . ( &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ) I hope this has been done to your approval ? &NAME SUBJECT: Life Is Wonderful ! Dear &NAME , &NUM ) Am I correct in thinking that you are bringing the following items to the flat ? Bowls , &NAME set &NAME ( plates , mugs , cups & saucers ) &NAME &NAME &NAME Water set ( glasses etc. ) Weighing scales &NUM ) If you have any rugs spare , please could you bring them ? &NUM ) Do you know who was responsible for bringing the Potato peeler ? &NUM ) The following items have not been allocated to anyone yet . Set of saucepans , &NAME knife set , &NAME . Now , the account is virtually activated . It is a &NAME &NAME account in my name . The account is with &NAME branch ( near where I live ) because it is better to have an account in a bank with whom one has a personal relationship , where one is known . The account comes with a switch card which can be used free in any cash machine with a LINK logo . It also has a cheque book . When I receive the &NAME you will be informed of it . Therefore , whenever it is convenient for you to pay your £ &NUM , let me know . Cheques should be made payable to me . ( &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ) I hope this has been done to your approval ? &NAME SUBJECT: WELCOME POEM To my flat mates of joy , Say I , " &NAME oh boy ! " ' What fun we shall have as a &NUM ! " Will we not be cooking , Fried RICE and looking for chicken of suitable size ? Till we next meet then , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME &NAME , I wish you the best of the prize . " What prize is this ? " I hear you say , " Of which his lordship speaks today " Why , t' is living with me , of course ! ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME ! ) &NAME , &NAME you guys are well , see you in a few days / hours / weeks . &NAME Bless you all ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Have a nice weekend &NAME , I trust you will all have an interesting and profitable weekend while I am at home . Please attempt to enjoy yourselves . I know it will be a heavy burden to smile without the glorious prescence of either &NAME or &NAME I really ca n't think of any more to write . So , &NAME ... &NAME " I have seen true molecular beauty today " SUBJECT: It 's snowing ! ! ! Hello everyone , It 's snowing ! ! &NAME , wonderfull , cold snow . I 'm sitting in the library looking out of the windows as little white flakes of snow fall from the sky . I love snow . I also love not having much to do today . The cathedral looks lovely in the snow . I hope it &NAME more . Are you all well and of sound mind ? I 'm hungry , I think I 'll go and eat something . See you later ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : It 's snowing ! ! ! What on earth do you mean I 'm " genuinely ridiculous " ? ? ? I was excited . As for &NAME 's " comments " , I 'm utterly bewildered . It 's not snowing now , and I 'm in my bedroom reading chemistry notes . Unfortunately the snow is begining to melt . Perhaps another time it will remain . However , I managed to walk home through a fairly decent snowfall with my umbrella , which was lovely . See you all later . &NAME &NAME , you are genuinely ridiculous . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello everyone , It 's snowing ! ! &NAME , wonderfull , cold snow . I 'm sitting in the library looking out of the windows as little white flakes of snow fall from the sky . I love snow . I also love not having much to do today . The cathedral looks lovely in the snow . I hope it &NAME more . Are you all well and of sound mind ? I 'm hungry , I think I 'll go and eat something . See you later ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : It 's snowing ! ! ! &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME chie eich nich ick tasch chatt chie ek ekka eeka uck &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : It 's snowing ! ! ! &NAME , you are genuinely ridiculous . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello everyone , It 's snowing ! ! &NAME , wonderfull , cold snow . I 'm sitting in the library looking out of the windows as little white flakes of snow fall from the sky . I love snow . I also love not having much to do today . The cathedral looks lovely in the snow . I hope it &NAME more . Are you all well and of sound mind ? I 'm hungry , I think I 'll go and eat something . See you later ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : It 's snowing ! ! ! What on earth do you mean I 'm " genuinely ridiculous " ? ? ? I was excited . As for &NAME 's " comments " , I 'm utterly bewildered . It 's not snowing now , and I 'm in my bedroom reading chemistry notes . Unfortunately the snow is begining to melt . Perhaps another time it will remain . However , I managed to walk home through a fairly decent snowfall with my umbrella , which was lovely . See you all later . &NAME &NAME , you are genuinely ridiculous . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello everyone , It 's snowing ! ! &NAME , wonderfull , cold snow . I 'm sitting in the library looking out of the windows as little white flakes of snow fall from the sky . I love snow . I also love not having much to do today . The cathedral looks lovely in the snow . I hope it &NAME more . Are you all well and of sound mind ? I 'm hungry , I think I 'll go and eat something . See you later ! &NAME SUBJECT: An e-mail from &NAME Hi people ! Are you all well ? I am bored . At the moment I am sitting in &NAME 's computer room waiting for &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME to finish chattering to people in order for our fell group to begin . I shall likely be here at least another &NUM minutes . Hmmm. .. It 's dark outside . Well , what can I do , I wonder ? Oh well , have a nice day . &NAME ( thoroughly bored ) SUBJECT: &NAME 's Walk of &NAME Hi , You are receiving this email because you know ( or know of ) &NAME &NAME . Due to this , doubtlessly unfortunate , state of affairs you may be interested to know that he is hoping to walk from &NAME &NAME to &NAME &NAME 's wearing a dressing gown and carrying a yellow rubber duck on Wednesday ( tomorrow ) afternoon . His reason is that he wants to have a story from his university days to tell his children . He shall attempt this walk if he has football training , and if not , it will be rescheduled . We hope you will be along to support him in this venture ( especially if it is raining ! ) tomorrow afternoon , proably about 4: 30pm . Time and date will be confirmed tomorrow morning . &NAME ( Personal Secretary to the " great " ) &NAME Please forward this to others who you feel would be interested , as I do n't know many people and have a lecture in &NUM seconds - thanks ! SUBJECT: Good morning , bright and cheerful people ! Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: regression &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : regression DO N'T BE HORRID TO &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HE IS SWEET love from &NAME 's fairy godmother &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : regression &NAME IS VERY SWEET . I believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in &NAME 's cuteness . stop going green and get a life . &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : regression Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me . It 's not as if I 've ever slandered your good name . Shame on you &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : regression Greetings , o fairy godmother ! &NAME &NAME wrote : DO N'T BE HORRID TO &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HE IS SWEET love from &NAME 's fairy godmother &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Hi &NAME , Where are you &NUM ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : digression &NAME protege ! ! ! " By referring to you as a " freak " I was actually complementing you . " - You 'll have to explain this - my mental capacities cannot quite grasp something here . What do you mean by " it seems the die has rolled once too often " ? Where must we " go quietly " ? I am worried . &NAME / &CHAR ( you may choose which you prefer ) &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , You have much to learn my young protege . ( accent missing ) You must learn to read between the lines . By referring to you as a " freak " I was actually complementing you . And as for the kneeling - you will learn . It seems the die has rolled once too often . And so we must go quietly . Hmmm. &CHAR &NAME wrote : Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me . It 's not as if I 've ever slandered your good name . Shame on you &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , I am in the library . However , I think I shall go home and eat something for lunch shortly . See you later . My , wo n't &NAME 's inbox be full when he next checks it ! &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : riverside , doing our essays &NAME wrote : &NAME , Where are you &NUM ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Re : suppression ] You used that name for me again ... " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME , do n't go mad when you find your inbox clogged up with this rubbish . &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Excuse me , it 's &NAME not &NAME ! ! ! ! I made up the name - I make up the spelling . " girlish delight " - hey hey hey &NAME &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME IS VERY SWEET . I believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in &NAME 's cuteness . stop going green and get a life . &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : digression &NAME , your standards ( we 're on shaky ground here with regards to assumptions ) are slipping . &NAME &NAME &NAME , you are our flat spell-checker - an prodigious honour indeed . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NUM complImenting &NUM &NUM dice , " the dice HAS rolled " &NUM die , " the die HAVE rolled " you 're a computer scientist . ca n't you even use spellcheck ? &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , You have much to learn my young protege . ( accent missing ) You must learn to read between the lines . By referring to you as a " freak " I was actually complementing you . And as for the kneeling - you will learn . It seems the die has rolled once too often . And so we must go quietly . Hmmm. &CHAR &NAME wrote : Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me . It 's not as if I 've ever slandered your good name . Shame on you &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : Good morning , bright and cheerful people ! Yes ! How do I find out what my computer is , and what do I type in the command prompt ? " &NAME &NAME " wrote : boys , can we all do command prompt ? my computer is erlib-13 , &NAME 's is erlib-21 . &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : Command Prompt I repeat , how do I do this ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : digression &NAME , &NAME ... I really despair sometimes ... &NAME &NAME wrote : ok ok , now &NAME , do n't be horrid to &NAME . . . ... it 's not his fault if he ca n't spell , I mean he has n't even been to a proper school . ... ( sorry &NAME could n't resist ! ) " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NUM complImenting &NUM &NUM dice , " the dice HAS rolled " &NUM die , " the die HAVE rolled " you 're a computer scientist . ca n't you even use spellcheck ? &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , You have much to learn my young protege . ( accent missing ) You must learn to read between the lines . By referring to you as a " freak " I was actually complementing you . And as for the kneeling - you will learn . It seems the die has rolled once too often . And so we must go quietly . Hmmm. &CHAR &NAME wrote : Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me . It 's not as if I 've ever slandered your good name . Shame on you &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : Command Prompt I repeat , how do I do this ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : regression &NAME , you seem very quiet ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME IS VERY SWEET . I believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in &NAME 's cuteness . stop going green and get a life . &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : regression Greetings , o wicked witch of the west . This correspondence is providing welcome relief from calculating molecular structural energies . Are you feeling like a wicked witch this afternoon ? How does this personal revelation affect you relationship with my " good " fairy godmother ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : you are lovely , &NAME , from the wicked witch of the west xx &NAME wrote : Greetings , o fairy godmother ! &NAME &NAME wrote : DO N'T BE HORRID TO &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HE IS SWEET love from &NAME 's fairy godmother &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: We are all online at once ! &NAME , switch on you instant messenger service ! &NAME &NAME I do n't think my fairy godmother and her wicked friend have subscribed to it - unfortunately . SUBJECT: Re : regression &NAME , you seem very quiet ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME IS VERY SWEET . I believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in &NAME 's cuteness . stop going green and get a life . &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : regression Greetings , o wicked witch of the west . This correspondence is providing welcome relief from calculating molecular structural energies . Are you feeling like a wicked witch this afternoon ? How does this personal revelation affect you relationship with my " good " fairy godmother ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : you are lovely , &NAME , from the wicked witch of the west xx &NAME wrote : Greetings , o fairy godmother ! &NAME &NAME wrote : DO N'T BE HORRID TO &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HE IS SWEET love from &NAME 's fairy godmother &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: We are all online at once ! &NAME , switch on you instant messenger service ! &NAME &NAME I do n't think my fairy godmother and her wicked friend have subscribed to it - unfortunately . SUBJECT: suppression Excuse me , it 's &NAME not &NAME ! ! ! ! I made up the name - I make up the spelling . " girlish delight " - hey hey hey &NAME &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME IS VERY SWEET . I believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in &NAME 's cuteness . stop going green and get a life . &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: digression &NAME &NAME , You have much to learn my young protege . ( accent missing ) You must learn to read between the lines . By referring to you as a " freak " I was actually complementing you . And as for the kneeling - you will learn . It seems the die has rolled once too often . And so we must go quietly . Hmmm. &CHAR &NAME wrote : Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me . It 's not as if I 've ever slandered your good name . Shame on you &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : regression you are lovely &NAME &NAME wrote : Greetings , o fairy godmother ! &NAME &NAME wrote : DO N'T BE HORRID TO &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HE IS SWEET love from &NAME 's fairy godmother &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : regression you are lovely , &NAME , from the wicked witch of the west xx &NAME wrote : Greetings , o fairy godmother ! &NAME &NAME wrote : DO N'T BE HORRID TO &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HE IS SWEET love from &NAME 's fairy godmother &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : Hi riverside , doing our essays &NAME wrote : &NAME , Where are you &NUM ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : suppression I think you might find that somebody , somewhere , has nicknamed someone called &NAME " &NAME / &NAME " before . &NAME wrote : Excuse me , it 's &NAME not &NAME ! ! ! ! I made up the name - I make up the spelling . " girlish delight " - hey hey hey &NAME &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME IS VERY SWEET . I believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in &NAME 's cuteness . stop going green and get a life . &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : digression guys , all of us except &NAME are online at the same time . cool ! &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , You have much to learn my young protege . ( accent missing ) You must learn to read between the lines . By referring to you as a " freak " I was actually complementing you . And as for the kneeling - you will learn . It seems the die has rolled once too often . And so we must go quietly . Hmmm. &CHAR &NAME wrote : Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me . It 's not as if I 've ever slandered your good name . Shame on you &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : regression we are in the library &NAME , doing our essays , that 's why we 're on the computers . ... &NAME , &NAME ou want to have a lunch break now ? &NAME , what time are you getting home ? gave you are SO SWEET " &NAME &NAME " wrote : you are lovely &NAME &NAME wrote : Greetings , o fairy godmother ! &NAME &NAME wrote : DO N'T BE HORRID TO &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HE IS SWEET love from &NAME 's fairy godmother &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Re : suppression ] &NAME , do n't go mad when you find your inbox clogged up with this rubbish . &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Excuse me , it 's &NAME not &NAME ! ! ! ! I made up the name - I make up the spelling . " girlish delight " - hey hey hey &NAME &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME IS VERY SWEET . &CHAR believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in &NAME 's cuteness . stop going green and get a life . &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : digression &NUM complImenting &NUM &NUM dice , " the dice HAS rolled " &NUM die , " the die HAVE rolled " you 're a computer scientist . ca n't you even use spellcheck ? &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , You have much to learn my young protege . ( accent missing ) You must learn to read between the lines . By referring to you as a " freak " I was actually complementing you . And as for the kneeling - you will learn . It seems the die has rolled once too often . And so we must go quietly . Hmmm. &CHAR &NAME wrote : Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me . It 's not as if I 've ever slandered your good name . Shame on you &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : Good morning , bright and cheerful people ! boys , can we all do command prompt ? my computer is erlib-13 , &NAME 's is erlib-21 . &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME 's going to go schitz . &CHAR , well , wo n't be the first time . &NAME wrote : &NAME , I am in the library . However , I think I shall go home and eat something for lunch shortly . See you later . My , wo n't &NAME 's inbox be full when he next checks it ! &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : riverside , doing our essays &NAME wrote : &NAME , Where are you &NUM ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : digression &NUM ComplImenting &NUM &NUM dice , " the dice HAS rolled " ; &NUM die , " the die HAVE rolled " . You 're a compueter scientist . Ca n't you even use spellcheck ? &NAME wrote : &NAME protege ! ! ! " By referring to you as a " freak " I was actually complementing you . " - You 'll have to explain this - my mental capacities cannot quite grasp something here . What do you mean by " it seems the die has rolled once too often " ? Where must we " go quietly " ? I am worried . &NAME / &CHAR ( you may choose which you prefer ) &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , You have much to learn my young protege . ( accent missing ) You must learn to read between the lines . By referring to you as a " freak " I was actually complementing you . And as for the kneeling - you will learn . It seems the die has rolled once too often . And so we must go quietly . Hmmm. &CHAR &NAME wrote : Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me . It 's not as if I 've ever slandered your good name . Shame on you &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : regression &NAME , you 're such a little wifelet . &NAME wrote : we are in the library &NAME , doing our essays , that 's why we 're on the computers . ... &NAME , &NAME ou want to have a lunch break now ? &NAME , what time are you getting home ? Hope you are SO SWEET " &NAME &NAME " wrote : you are lovely &NAME &NAME wrote : Greetings , o fairy godmother ! &NAME &NAME wrote : DO N'T BE HORRID TO &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HE IS SWEET love from &NAME 's fairy godmother &NAME &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : suppression &NAME is toto the dog ( so sweet ! ) &NAME us the wicked Witch of the west I am the fairy godmother &NAME is the lion ? &NAME ? &NAME is the scarecrow " &NAME &NAME " wrote : I think you might find that somebody , somewhere , has nicknamed someone called &NAME " &NAME / &NAME " before . &NAME wrote : Excuse me , it 's &NAME not &NAME ! ! ! ! I made up the name - I make up the spelling . " girlish delight " - hey hey hey &NAME &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME IS VERY SWEET . &CHAR believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in &NAME 's cuteness . stop going green and get a life . &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : regression &NAME , as usual I am in my role as &NAME 's alter ego . if she is fairy godmother . ... &NAME wrote : we are in the library &NAME , doing our essays , that 's why we 're on the computers . ... &NAME , &NAME ou want to have a lunch break now ? &NAME , what time are you getting home ? Hope you are SO SWEET " &NAME &NAME " wrote : you are lovely &NAME &NAME wrote : Greetings , o fairy godmother ! &NAME &NAME wrote : DO N'T BE HORRID TO &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HE IS SWEET love from &NAME 's fairy godmother &NAME &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : digression ok ok , now &NAME , do n't be horrid to &NAME . . . ... it 's not his fault if he ca n't spell , I mean he has n't even been to a proper school . ... ( sorry &NAME could n't resist ! ) " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NUM complImenting &NUM &NUM dice , " the dice HAS rolled " &NUM die , " the die HAVE rolled " you 're a computer scientist . ca n't you even use spellcheck ? &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , You have much to learn my young protege . ( accent missing ) You must learn to read between the lines . By referring to you as a " freak " I was actually complementing you . And as for the kneeling - you will learn . It seems the die has rolled once too often . And so we must go quietly . Hmmm. &CHAR &NAME wrote : Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me . It 's not as if I 've ever slandered your good name . Shame on you &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : Command Prompt your cmoputer name should be on your computer &NAME wrote : I repeat , how do I do this ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Command Prompt start , programs , command prompt . then type : net ( space ) send ( space ) erlib-13 ( space ) then your message then enter &NAME wrote : I repeat , how do I do this ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : suppression &NAME is the tinman because of alliteration . &NAME is the yeller brick wall . &NAME wrote : &NAME is toto the dog ( so sweet ! ) &NAME us the wicked Witch of the west I am the fairy godmother &NAME is the lion ? &NAME ? &NAME is the scarecrow " &NAME &NAME " wrote : I think you might find that somebody , somewhere , has nicknamed someone called &NAME " &NAME / &NAME " before . &NAME wrote : Excuse me , it 's &NAME not &NAME ! ! ! ! I made up the name - I make up the spelling . " girlish delight " - hey hey hey &NAME &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME IS VERY SWEET . &CHAR believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in &NAME 's cuteness . stop going green and get a life . &CHAR &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Re : suppression ] which ? &NAME wrote : You used that name for me again ... " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME , do n't go mad when you find your inbox clogged up with this rubbish . &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Excuse me , it 's &NAME not &NAME ! ! ! ! I made up the name - I make up the spelling . " girlish delight " - hey hey hey &NAME &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME IS VERY SWEET . &CHAR believe you are merely jealous of our girlish delight in &NAME 's cuteness . stop going green and get a life . &CHAR &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : digression I hope you noted my reply . DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SUGGEST THAT I MIGHT POSSIBLY BE WRONG ! &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , your standards ( we 're on shaky ground here with regards to assumptions ) are slipping . &NAME &NAME &NAME , you are our flat spell-checker - an prodigious honour indeed . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NUM complImenting &NUM &NUM dice , " the dice HAS rolled " &NUM die , " the die HAVE rolled " you 're a computer scientist . ca n't you even use spellcheck ? &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , You have much to learn my young protege . ( accent missing ) You must learn to read between the lines . By referring to you as a " freak " I was actually complementing you . And as for the kneeling - you will learn . It seems the die has rolled once too often . And so we must go quietly . Hmmm. &CHAR &NAME wrote : Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me . It 's not as if I 've ever slandered your good name . Shame on you &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : regression Guys STOP sending messages to &NAME . You will KILL his inbox . &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : you are lovely , &NAME , from the wicked witch of the west xx &NAME wrote : Greetings , o fairy godmother ! &NAME &NAME wrote : DO N'T BE HORRID TO &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HE IS SWEET love from &NAME 's fairy godmother &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , poor &NAME . ( Is n't he sweet . ) Freak . &CHAR &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : digression shaky ? ! rupturing , I think ... &NAME wrote : &NAME , your standards ( we 're on shaky ground here with regards to assumptions ) are slipping . &NAME &NAME &NAME , you are our flat spell-checker - an prodigious honour indeed . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NUM complImenting &NUM &NUM dice , " the dice HAS rolled " &NUM die , " the die HAVE rolled " you 're a computer scientist . ca n't you even use spellcheck ? &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , You have much to learn my young protege . ( accent missing ) You must learn to read between the lines . By referring to you as a " freak " I was actually complementing you . And as for the kneeling - you will learn . It seems the die has rolled once too often . And so we must go quietly . Hmmm. &CHAR &NAME wrote : Just because I refuse to kneel to you does not give you license to insult me . It 's not as if I 've ever slandered your good name . Shame on you &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : regression I know ... amusing ! ! &NAME wrote : Guys STOP sending messages to &NAME . You will KILL his inbox . &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : you are lovely , &NAME , from the wicked witch of the west xx &NAME wrote : Greetings , o fairy godmother ! &NAME &NAME wrote : DO N'T BE HORRID TO &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HE IS SWEET love from &NAME 's fairy godmother &NAME &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : digression dear &NAME , everyone still loves you even though you ca n't spell . do n't worry . &NAME wrote : &NAME , &NAME ... I really despair sometimes ... &NAME &NAME wrote : ok ok , now &NAME , do n't be horrid to &NAME . . . ... it 's not his fault if he ca n't spell , I mean he has n't even been to a proper school . ... ( sorry &NAME could n't resist ! ) " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NUM complImenting &NUM &NUM dice , " the dice HAS rolled " &NUM die , " the die HAVE rolled " you 're a computer scientist . ca n't you even use spellcheck ? &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , You have much to learn my young protege . ( accent missing ) You must learn to read between the lines . By referring to you as a " freak " I was actually complementing you . And as for the kneeling - you will learn . It seems the die has rolled once too often . And so we must go quietly . Hmmm. &CHAR &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : digression I am not suggesting you are wrong , I am telling you . ps , what 's the name of your computer ? &NAME wrote : I hope you noted my reply . DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SUGGEST THAT I MIGHT POSSIBLY BE WRONG ! &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , your standards ( we 're on shaky ground here with regards to assumptions ) are slipping . &NAME &NAME &NAME , you are our flat spell-checker - an prodigious honour indeed . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NUM complImenting &NUM &NUM dice , " the dice HAS rolled " &NUM die , " the die HAVE rolled " you 're a computer scientist . ca n't you even use spellcheck ? &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , You have much to learn my young protege . ( accent missing ) You must learn to read between the lines . By referring to you as a " freak " I was actually complementing you . And as for the kneeling - you will learn . It seems the die has rolled once too often . And so we must go quietly . Hmmm. &CHAR &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : digression OK , fine . We 'll take this up with the dictionary when we all get home . Do n't say I did n't warn you ! ! ! ! &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : shaky ? ! rupturing , I think ... &NAME wrote : &NAME , your standards ( we 're on shaky ground here with regards to assumptions ) are slipping . &NAME &NAME &NAME , you are our flat spell-checker - an prodigious honour indeed . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NUM complImenting &NUM &NUM dice , " the dice HAS rolled " &NUM die , " the die HAVE rolled " you 're a computer scientist . ca n't you even use spellcheck ? &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , You have much to learn my young protege . ( accent missing ) You must learn to read between the lines . By referring to you as a " freak " I was actually complementing you . And as for the kneeling - you will learn . It seems the die has rolled once too often . And so we must go quietly . Hmmm. &CHAR &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : Good morning , bright and cheerful people ! What is your messenger screen name ? ? ? ? &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Re : suppression ] &CHAR , you 're just a honey &NAME &NAME wrote : Babe " &NAME &NAME " wrote : which ? &NAME wrote : You used that name for me again ... " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME , do n't go mad when you find your inbox clogged up with this rubbish . &NAME xx &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : regression CG66--22 &NAME wrote : &NAME , what is your computer 's number ? Mine is LIB3--26 &NAME &NAME wrote : Guys STOP sending messages to &NAME . You will KILL his inbox . &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : you are lovely , &NAME , from the wicked witch of the west xx &NAME wrote : Greetings , o fairy godmother ! &NAME &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : digression I love you , babe . you are right , of course . my mistake , I 'm wrong . SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY twwotw xx &NAME wrote : OK , fine . We 'll take this up with the dictionary when we all get home . Do n't say I did n't warn you ! ! ! ! &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : shaky ? ! rupturing , I think ... &NAME wrote : &NAME , your standards ( we 're on shaky ground here with regards to assumptions ) are slipping . &NAME &NAME &NAME , you are our flat spell-checker - an prodigious honour indeed . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NUM complImenting &NUM &NUM dice , " the dice HAS rolled " &NUM die , " the die HAVE rolled " you 're a computer scientist . ca n't you even use spellcheck ? &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : regression &NAME , what is your computer 's number ? Mine is LIB3--26 &NAME &NAME wrote : Guys STOP sending messages to &NAME . You will KILL his inbox . &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : you are lovely , &NAME , from the wicked witch of the west xx &NAME wrote : Greetings , o fairy godmother ! &NAME &NAME wrote : DO N'T BE HORRID TO &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HE IS SWEET love from &NAME 's fairy godmother &NAME &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Re : suppression ] Babe " &NAME &NAME " wrote : which ? &NAME wrote : You used that name for me again ... " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME , do n't go mad when you find your inbox clogged up with this rubbish . &NAME xx &NAME wrote : Excuse me , it 's &NAME not &NAME ! ! ! ! I made up the name - I make up the spelling . " girlish delight " - hey hey hey &NAME &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : SUBJECT: Re : Why " &NAME " &NAME , Did you ever get round to checking the GRAMMAR mistake you made ? If not , it 's below ! Why ? Well probably because I knew I was right and wanted some recognition , sorry my selfish side obviously . All the best , until I see you around , &NAME " I AM MOST DISPLEASED . &NAME , you 're are a misrepresenting scoundrel . We do not play practical jokes on people unless they have first done so to us . Therefore be assured that we have some decency buried deep within us . " SUBJECT: Re : Good morning , bright and cheerful people ! &NAME&NAME wrote : What is your messenger screen name ? ? ? ? &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Re : suppression ] Why , thank you . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &CHAR , you 're just a honey &NAME &NAME wrote : Babe " &NAME &NAME " wrote : which ? &NAME wrote : You used that name for me again ... " &NAME &NAME " wrote : SUBJECT: Re : digression I amgoing to do some work now . . ... &NAME the winged one who can do magic ! " &NAME &NAME " wrote : I love you , babe . you are right , of course . my mistake , I 'm wrong . SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY twwotw xx &NAME wrote : OK , fine . We 'll take this up with the dictionary when we all get home . Do n't say I did n't warn you ! ! ! ! &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : shaky ? ! rupturing , I think ... &NAME wrote : &NAME , your standards ( we 're on shaky ground here with regards to assumptions ) are slipping . &NAME &NAME &NAME , you are our flat spell-checker - an prodigious honour indeed . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : SUBJECT: Re : Good morning , bright and cheerful people ! THIS IS THE INFAMOUS MESSAGE THAT CAUSED SO MUCH TIME TO BE WASTED . &NAME , YOU ARE A MENACE . BUT A SWEET ONE . &NAME wrote : Hello ! This e-mail is from &NAME ( he who is called 'shrub " by some - &NAME ) although you have probably guessed this . Are you all well and in good spirits ? I trust that this is so . I am rather tired at present - most likely as I was woken up twice this morning before half past &NUM . However , I do not mind ! I enjoy listening to a good kettle drum concerto on my bedroom door some mornings . I enjoy sleepily opening my door , expecting to see happy flat people , only to recoil from various fiends in ( various ) human forms . &NAME of darkness take on an entirely new meaning when faced with you &NUM early on a weekday morning . I am then tempted out of my blissful semi-conscious state by the promise of porridge . Your cruelty knows no bounds ! Subsequently , as I attempt to take a shower , I discover it has been " invaded " by The Most Exalted &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME in Ego studies , etc. , etc. .. ) . Sometimes I wonder if my life is just &NUM huge cruel and heartless joke . Perhaps that is why I enjoy making other people 's so too . &NAME ( &NAME , this e-mail should not be taken seriously . Specifically , ditto . ) SUBJECT: Re : digression bye guys ... love the other winged one who can do magic but evil magique xx &NAME wrote : I amgoing to do some work now . . ... &NAME the winged one who can do magic ! " &NAME &NAME " wrote : I love you , babe . you are right , of course . my mistake , I 'm wrong . SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY twwotw xx &NAME wrote : OK , fine . We 'll take this up with the dictionary when we all get home . Do n't say I did n't warn you ! ! ! ! &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : shaky ? ! rupturing , I think ... &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : Why " &NAME " how pedantic ARE you ? honestly , &NAME , you sound just like me ... &NAME wrote : &NAME , Did you ever get round to checking the GRAMMAR mistake you made ? If not , it 's below ! Why ? Well probably because I knew I was right and wanted some recognition , sorry my selfish side obviously . All the best , until I see you around , &NAME " I AM MOST DISPLEASED . &NAME , you 're are a misrepresenting scoundrel . We do not play practical jokes on people unless they have first done so to us . Therefore be assured that we have some decency buried deep within us . " SUBJECT: Re : Why " &NAME " You sent this to me ( &NAME ) . Did you mean to ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : how pedantic ARE you ? honestly , &NAME , you sound just like me ... &NAME wrote : &NAME , Did you ever get round to checking the GRAMMAR mistake you made ? If not , it 's below ! Why ? Well probably because I knew I was right and wanted some recognition , sorry my selfish side obviously . All the best , until I see you around , &NAME " I AM MOST DISPLEASED . &NAME , you 're are a misrepresenting scoundrel . We do not play practical jokes on people unless they have first done so to us . Therefore be assured that we have some decency buried deep within us . " SUBJECT: Re : Good morning , bright and cheerful people ! " &NAME &NAME " wrote : THIS IS THE INFAMOUS MESSAGE THAT CAUSED SO MUCH TIME TO BE WASTED . &NAME , YOU ARE A MENACE . BUT A SWEET ONE . And they want to cuddle you all night long , you sweet little oogie boogie , you . SUBJECT: Re : Good morning , bright and cheerful people ! &NAME ! ! ! I 'm outraged at your perversion of the truth . &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : " &NAME &NAME " wrote : THIS IS THE INFAMOUS MESSAGE THAT CAUSED SO MUCH TIME TO BE WASTED . &NAME , YOU ARE A MENACE . BUT A SWEET ONE . And they want to cuddle you all night long , you sweet little oogie boogie , you . SUBJECT: Re : suppression &NAME ? ! ! ! Try the wizard dude ! &NAME wrote : &NAME is toto the dog ( so sweet ! ) &NAME us the wicked Witch of the west I am the fairy godmother &NAME is the lion ? &NAME ? &NAME is the scarecrow SUBJECT: Re : suppression &NAME brick wall ? You freak . Yellow brick road . Please do n't destroy fine american litrature ( sp . ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : suppression " Wizard dude " ? What language is this ? Since I have not read the book I can hardly comment , but judging from names alone , scarecrow sounds a more appropriate description of your character . &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : &NAME ? ! ! ! Try the wizard dude ! &NAME wrote : &NAME is toto the dog ( so sweet ! ) &NAME us the wicked Witch of the west I am the fairy godmother &NAME is the lion ? &NAME ? &NAME is the scarecrow SUBJECT: Re : suppression ( sp . ) ? ? ? ? ? ? I do not understand . " T.S. &NAME " wrote : &NAME brick wall ? You freak . Yellow brick road . Please do n't destroy fine american litrature ( sp . ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: A message from The Scottish One Hi , Just to say that I hope you all have a lovely weekend without me ! I shall miss you all and hope to see you sometime on Sunday afternoon . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : suppression &NAME , hope you have a good weekend . I 'm finished my paleo ! ! ! ! ! I 'm finished my coal ! ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! ( Now to study for monday 's test . . ... ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : A message from The Scottish One So , now &NAME 's away , the mice all play , eh ? Is n't he sweet ? ( cough ) &NAME I 'm finished my paleo ! ! ! ! ! I 'm finished my coal ! ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! ! ! &NAME , I got them finished a half hour before the deadline . &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: A message from the thorough-bred English one Large it &NAME ! &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi , Just to say that I hope you all have a lovely weekend without me ! I shall miss you all and hope to see you sometime on Sunday afternoon . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &CHAR dwellers Dear &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME , This is from &NAME 's &NAME a " web-site ... ( Please excuse the erroneous spelling of &NAME - he is Canadian . ) &NAME &CHAR A place of Fear , Fun and If you 're lucky - &NAME &NUM fortunate friends live in &NAME &CHAR First there 's &NAME , a Scottish sweet &NAME who rules with fear , &NAME who can be too nice , and &NAME who drinks no beer . And of course , we should not miss the man who lives in room &NUM " cause he 's so great and wonderful ( modestly , I say " that 's me . " ) We need to plot his death . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &CHAR web-site address &WEBSITE SUBJECT: ( no subject ) &NAME , &NAME . Good joke . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME 's Day &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME ! &NAME &NAME &NAME Signior ? &NAME In my chamber-window lies a book : bring it hither to me in the orchard . &NAME I am here already , sir . &NAME I know that ; but I would have thee hence , and here again . &NAME &NAME I do much wonder that &NUM man , seeing how much another man is a fool when he dedicates his behaviors to love , will , after he hath laughed at such shallow follies in others , become the argument of his own scorn by failing in love : and such a man is &NAME . I have known when there was no music with him but the drum and the &NAME ; and now had he rather hear the tabour and the pipe : I have known when he would have walked &NUM mile a-foot to see a good armour ; and now will he lie &NUM nights awake , carving the fashion of a new doublet . He was wont to speak plain and to the purpose , like an honest man and a soldier ; and now is he turned orthography ; his words are a very fantastical banquet , just so many strange dishes . May I be so converted and see with these eyes ? I cannot tell ; I think not : I will not be sworn , but love may transform me to an oyster ; but I 'll take my oath on it , till he have made an oyster of me , he shall never make me such a fool . &NUM woman is fair , yet I am well ; another is wise , yet I am well ; another virtuous , yet I am well ; but till all graces be in &NUM woman , &NUM woman shall not come in my grace . &NAME she shall be , that 's certain ; wise , or I 'll none ; virtuous , or I 'll never cheapen her ; fair , or I 'll never look on her ; mild , or come not near me ; noble , or not I for an angel ; of good discourse , an excellent musician , and her hair shall be of what colour it please &NAME . &NAME ! the prince and Monsieur Love ! I will hide me in the arbour . Withdraws &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , shall we hear this music ? &NAME &NAME , my good lord . How still the evening is , As hush 'd on purpose to grace harmony ! &NAME &NAME See you where &NAME hath hid himself ? &NAME &CHAR , very well , my lord : the music ended , We 'll fit the kid-fox with a pennyworth . Enter BALTHASAR with Music &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , we 'll hear that song again . BALTHASAR &CHAR , good my lord , tax not so bad a voice To slander music any more than once . &NAME &NAME It is the witness still of excellency To put a strange face on his own perfection . I pray thee , sing , and let me woo no more . BALTHASAR Because you talk of wooing , I will sing ; Since many a wooer doth commence his suit To her he thinks not worthy , yet he wooes , Yet will he swear he loves . &NAME &NAME Now , pray thee , come ; Or , if thou wilt hold longer argument , Do it in notes . BALTHASAR Note this before my notes ; There 's not a note of mine that 's worth the noting . &NAME &NAME Why , these are very crotchets that he speaks ; Note , notes , forsooth , and nothing . Air &NAME Now , divine air ! now is his soul ravished ! Is it not strange that sheeps " guts should &NAME souls out of men 's bodies ? Well , a horn for my money , when all 's done . The &NAME BALTHASAR &NAME no more , ladies , sigh no more , Men were deceivers ever , &NUM foot in sea and one on shore , To &NUM thing constant never : Then sigh not so , but let them go , And be you blithe and bonny , Converting all your sounds of woe Into Hey nonny , nonny . Sing no more ditties , sing no moe , Of dumps so dull and heavy ; The fraud of men was ever so , Since summer first was leafy : Then sigh not so , & &CHAR . &NAME &NAME By my troth , a good song . BALTHASAR And an ill singer , my lord . &NAME &NAME &NAME , no , no , faith ; thou singest well enough for a shift . &NAME An he had been a dog that should have howled thus , they would have hanged him : and I pray &NAME his bad voice bode no mischief . I had as lief have heard the night-raven , come what plague could have come after it . &NAME &NAME &NAME , marry , dost thou hear , &NAME ? I pray thee , get us some excellent music ; for to-morrow night we would have it at the &NAME &NAME 's chamber-window . BALTHASAR The best I can , my lord . &NAME &NAME Do so : &NAME . &NAME BALTHASAR Come hither , &NAME . What was it you told me of to-day , that your niece &NAME was in love with &NAME &NAME ? &NAME &CHAR , ay : stalk on . stalk on ; the fowl sits . I did never think that lady would have loved any man . &NAME No , nor I neither ; but most wonderful that she should so dote on &NAME &NAME , whom she hath in all outward behaviors seemed ever to abhor . &NAME Is 't possible ? Sits the wind in that corner ? &NAME By my troth , my lord , &NUM cannot tell what to think of it but that she loves him with an enraged affection : it is past the infinite of thought . &NAME &NAME &NAME be she doth but counterfeit . &NAME &NAME , like enough . &NAME &CHAR &NAME , counterfeit ! There was never counterfeit of passion came so near the life of passion as she discovers it . &NAME &NAME Why , what effects of passion shows she ? &NAME &NAME the hook well ; this fish will bite . &NAME What effects , my lord ? She will sit you , you heard my daughter tell you how . &NAME She did , indeed . &NAME &NAME How , how , pray you ? You amaze me : I would have I thought her spirit had been invincible against all assaults of affection . &NAME I would have sworn it had , my lord ; especially against &NAME . &NAME I should think this a gull , but that the white-bearded fellow speaks it : knavery cannot , sure , hide himself in such reverence . &NAME He hath ta' en the infection : hold it up . &NAME &NAME &NAME she made her affection known to &NAME ? &NAME No ; and swears she never will : that 's her torment . &NAME " Tis true , indeed ; so your daughter says : 'Shall I , " says she , " that have so oft encountered him with scorn , write to him that I love him ? " &NAME This says she now when she is beginning to write to him ; for she 'll be up &NUM times a night , and there will she sit in her smock till she have writ a sheet of paper : my daughter tells us all . &NAME Now you talk of a sheet of paper , I remember a pretty jest your daughter told us of . &NAME &CHAR , when she had writ it and was reading it over , she found &NAME and &NAME between the sheet ? &NAME That . &NAME &CHAR , she tore the letter into a thousand halfpence ; railed at herself , that she should be so immodest to write to one that she knew would flout her ; " I measure him , " says she , " by my own spirit ; for I should flout him , if he writ to me ; yea , though I love him , I should . " &NAME Then down upon her knees she falls , weeps , sobs , beats her heart , tears her hair , prays , curses ; " &CHAR sweet &NAME ! &NAME give me patience ! " &NAME She doth indeed ; my daughter says so : and the ecstasy hath so much overborne her that my daughter is sometime afeared she will do a desperate outrage to herself : it is very true . &NAME &NAME It were good that &NAME knew of it by some other , if she will not discover it . &NAME To what end ? He would make but a sport of it and torment the poor lady worse . &NAME &NAME An he should , it were an alms to hang him . She 's an excellent sweet lady ; and , out of all suspicion , she is virtuous . &NAME And she is exceeding wise . &NAME &NAME In every thing but in loving &NAME . &NAME &CHAR , my lord , &NAME and blood combating in so tender a body , we have &NUM proofs to one that blood hath the victory . I am sorry for her , as I have just cause , being her uncle and her guardian . &NAME &NAME I would she had bestowed this dotage on me : I would have daffed all other respects and made her half myself . I pray you , tell &NAME of it , and hear what &CHAR " will say . &NAME Were it good , think you ? &NAME &NAME thinks surely she will die ; for she says she will die , if he love her not , and she will die , ere she make her love known , and she will die , if he woo her , rather than she will bate &NUM breath of her accustomed crossness . &NAME &NAME She doth well : if she should make tender of her love , " tis very possible he 'll scorn it ; for the man , as you know all , hath a contemptible spirit . &NAME He is a very proper man . &NAME &NAME He hath indeed a good outward happiness . &NAME Before &NAME ! and , in my mind , very wise . &NAME &NAME He doth indeed show some sparks that are like wit . &NAME And I take him to be valiant . &NAME &NAME As &NAME , I assure you : and in the managing of quarrels you may say he is wise ; for either he avoids them with great discretion , or undertakes them with a most Christian-like fear . &NAME If he do fear &NAME , &CHAR " must necessarily keep peace : if he break the peace , he ought to enter into a quarrel with fear and trembling . &NAME &NAME And so will he do ; for the man doth fear &NAME , howsoever it seems not in him by some large jests he will make . Well I am sorry for your niece . Shall we go seek &NAME , and tell him of her love ? &NAME Never tell him , my lord : let her wear it out with good counsel . &NAME &NAME , that 's impossible : she may wear her heart out first . &NAME &NAME Well , we will hear further of it by your daughter : let it cool the while . I love &NAME well ; and I could wish he would modestly examine himself , to see how much he is unworthy so good a lady . &NAME My lord , will you walk ? dinner is ready . &NAME If he do not dote on her upon this , I will never trust my expectation . &NAME &NAME Let there be the same net spread for her ; and that must your daughter and her gentlewomen carry . The sport will be , when they hold one an opinion of another 's dotage , and no such matter : that 's the scene that I would see , which will be merely a dumb-show . Let us send her to call him in to dinner . &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME &NAME [ Coming forward ] This can be no trick : the conference was sadly borne . They have the truth of this from &NAME . They seem to pity the lady : it seems her affections have their full &NAME &NAME . Love me ! why , it must be requited . I hear how I am censured : they say I will bear myself proudly , if I perceive the love come from her ; they say too that she will rather die than give any sign of affection . I did never think to marry : I must not seem proud : happy are they that hear their detractions and can put them to mending . They say the lady is fair ; " tis a truth , I can bear them witness ; and virtuous ; " tis so , &NUM cannot reprove it ; and wise , but for loving me ; by my troth , it is no addition to her wit , nor no great argument of her folly , for I will be horribly in love with her . I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me , because I have railed so long against marriage : but doth not the appetite alter ? a man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age . Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humour ? No , the world must be peopled . When I said I would die a bachelor , I did not think I should live till I were married . Here comes &NAME . By this day ! she 's a fair lady : I do spy some marks of love in her . &NAME &NAME &NAME Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner . &NAME &NAME &NAME , I thank you for your pains . &NAME I took no more pains for those thanks than you take pains to thank me : if it had been painful , I would not have come . &NAME You take pleasure then in the message ? &NAME &NAME , just so much as you may take upon a knife 's point and choke a daw withal . You have no stomach , signior : fare you well . &NAME &NAME &NAME ! " Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner ; " there 's a double meaning in that " I took no more pains for those thanks than you took pains to thank me . " that 's as much as to say , Any pains that I take for you is as easy as thanks . If I do not take pity of her , I am a villain ; if I do not love her , I am a Jew . I will go get her picture . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR web-site address &NAME , Is n't it ironic that &NAME sent us a script where the last line was a &NAME and &NAME quote by him ! Amazing ! &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : The subject Hmmmmmmm. We can but wait and see ! ! ! ! &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Well ! &CHAR left to check her emails early ( before her lecture ) , so I had to run to the library and send the emals . They were sent at &NUM : &NUM , which unfortuately means I would be in his lecture . Do you think this will spoil it ? I put &NAME 's extra informatinwhich he always has at the bottom of his . They are very funny . &NAME SUBJECT: Important ! ! ! &NAME , What do you make of this ? ? ? Let me know asap . &NAME &NAME , &NAME . Good joke . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR web-site address The ntire script was of a conversation between him and &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , Is n't it ironic that &NAME sent us a script where the last line was a &NAME and &NAME quote by him ! Amazing ! &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME , What good joke ? &NAME &NAME Why have you sent me a modified excerpt from a play ? SUBJECT: Message Dear &NAME , I know this may come as a bit of a surpirse , but I want to wish you a happy &NAME 's Day . I know we may not always see eye to eye and maybe I am a bit harsh sometimes , but the only reason I argue with you is I actually really like talking to you . &NAME &NAME 's day ! ! Love , &NAME x &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: message dear &NAME , This message may come as a bit of a surprise , but I 'd just like to say that sometimes I wish I could spend a bit more time with you . It seems that our lives are so busy , but I see so many great qualties in you . By the way , I only waste things and spend lots of money to try and get your attention . love &NAME xx p.s. happy &NAME 's day ! SUBJECT: The subject Hi &NAME , Well ! &CHAR left to check her emails early ( before her lecture ) , so I had to run to the library and send the emals . They were sent at &NUM : &NUM , which unfortuately means I would be in his lecture . Do you think this will spoil it ? I put &NAME 's extra informatinwhich he always has at the bottom of his . They are very funny . &NAME SUBJECT: Die Be , how could you ? ! You have sealed your doom Prepare to die &NAME ( NOT pleased - traitor ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Important ! ! ! Hmmmmm. Surely not ! Can it be that the &NAME is less gullible than we originally thought ? ? ? ? &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , What do you make of this ? ? ? Let me know asap . &NAME &NAME , &NAME . Good joke . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Die ] Oh dear . Be , how could you ? ! You have sealed your doom Prepare to die &NAME ( NOT pleased - traitor ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ? ? ? &NAME , you cheeky , cheeky monkey . DIE DIE DIE &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) &NAME , I do n't think you fully undrestand the depths of my true feelings for you . &NAME &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : play &NUM &NAME , you have too much time on your hands . FAR FAR too much time . &NUM no , I do n't act . love &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Guys , do you want to do a recording ( kind of like a radio play ) of one of shakespear 's plays ? We could get the downstairs flat to join in as other characters as well . It might be fun . keep well , &NAME , good and proper . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Hi &NAME ... ( ! ) &NAME , I 've just sent this to &NAME , from &NAME . I think &NAME still has no idea about what 's really going on here - I expected her intelligence to be higher . &NAME &NAME , I do n't think you fully undrestand the depths of my true feelings for you . &NAME &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &CHAR Hello everyone , This will most likely not interest you . If it does , click on this link ... &WEBSITE &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &CHAR Hello everyone , This will most likely not interest you . If it does , click on this link ... &WEBSITE &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR I like it &NAME ! &NAME work my son . &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hello everyone , This will most likely not interest you . If it does , click on this link ... &WEBSITE &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR You cheeky monkey . I 'd better see you at chaple this evening ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR And you can change my name on the mailing list to " the great one " . OK ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR &NAME , why not group the quotes into different people in the flat , and extras ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR You have possibly all got too much time on your hands . And possibly we should learnt to think more before we speak . &NAME &NAME wrote : Hello everyone , This will most likely not interest you . If it does , click on this link ... &WEBSITE &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) Could you all please STOP SENDING flat things to other people ... it 's okay when it 's us , but ... I would really rather other people not know . They ca n't be that interested anyway , so I would appreciate it if you did n't send flat stuff around . Thanks . SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) &NAME , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Could you all please STOP SENDING flat things to other people ... it 's okay when it 's us , but ... I would really rather other people not know . They ca n't be that interested anyway , so I would appreciate it if you did n't send flat stuff around . Thanks . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR Quite amusing . Did &NAME really say all those things ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hello everyone , This will most likely not interest you . If it does , click on this link ... &WEBSITE &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR Yes , he did . However , the context is not always given ... &NAME &NAME wrote : Quite amusing . Did &NAME really say all those things ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Hello everyone , This will most likely not interest you . If it does , click on this link ... &WEBSITE &NAME SUBJECT: Hello everyone Hi , Are you all well ? I am getting a little better . I just wanted to tell you all that I 've invited &NAME &CHAR for dinner ( I know , &NAME and &NAME , that you will not be there , but I thought I 'd tell you anyway ) . I trust you all have a wonderful day . &NAME SUBJECT: I 've just had the pleasure of listening to a conversation about how hammered , smashed , gone , high and plastered everyone has been this term . Is n't it fun to spit out your own teeth ! &NAME , I wish I was like that . &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Thus saith the lord , ( not to be confused with the &NAME ) Oh &NAME . How I yearn for you to come up to where I am . How my bowels are stirred within me as I behold your ignorance of my ways . &NAME dost judge , and thou wilst be judged . &NAME thou use the term 'Moron " so lightly ? ? ? ? &NAME willest be stricken with odd hair colour for the rest of thy days . Endeth the . " T.S. &NAME " wrote : I 've just had the pleasure of listening to a conversation about how hammered , smashed , gone , high and plastered everyone has been this term . Is n't it fun to spit out your own teeth ! &NAME , I wish I was like that . &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ... we are not called to judge , surely ... &NAME wrote : Thus saith the lord , ( not to be confused with the &NAME ) Oh &NAME . How I yearn for you to come up to where I am . How my bowels are stirred within me as I behold your ignorance of my ways . &NAME dost judge , and thou wilst be judged . &NAME thou use the term 'Moron " so lightly ? ? ? ? &NAME willest be stricken with odd hair colour for the rest of thy days . Endeth the . " T.S. &NAME " wrote : I 've just had the pleasure of listening to a conversation about how hammered , smashed , gone , high and plastered everyone has been this term . Is n't it fun to spit out your own teeth ! &NAME , I wish I was like that . &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hello everyone &NAME &NAME . Why ? you seem boring &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Various People Once again , good morning . Well , here I am , relaxing in the library after the end of another busy da ( &NUM : 10am ) . I am joyful : there is snow ! Let me ask you a question , when you wake up and there is snow on the ground , can you tell this without looking outside ? Just curious . So , do you all have busy days ? If you do , then you presumably wo n't have read this far into my email . I 'm hungry , and I 've eaten all my cookies . I had no interesting emails today , please write me some , people . &NAME , I actually had a reasonable &NUM abuot nike from &NAME , but that 's all . I think I 'll go home now . I hope my parcel has come . Sorry I could n't think of anything interesting to say , but it 's never stopped any of you , so ... I look forward to seeing you all again later today , &NAME P.S. You might just want to click on the link below ... ( especially &NAME ) &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Various People she 's going to KILL you ... &NAME wrote : Once again , good morning . Well , here I am , relaxing in the library after the end of another busy da ( &NUM : 10am ) . I am joyful : there is snow ! Let me ask you a question , when you wake up and there is snow on the ground , can you tell this without looking outside ? Just curious . So , do you all have busy days ? If you do , then you presumably wo n't have read this far into my email . I 'm hungry , and I 've eaten all my cookies . I had no interesting emails today , please write me some , people . &NAME , I actually had a reasonable &NUM abuot nike from &NAME , but that 's all . I think I 'll go home now . I hope my parcel has come . Sorry I could n't think of anything interesting to say , but it 's never stopped any of you , so ... I look forward to seeing you all again later today , &NAME P.S. You might just want to click on the link below ... ( especially &NAME ) &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Various People &NAME et &NAME , I think it 's a shame that more people ca n't benefit from the link at the bottom of &NAME 's email . So , I 've forwarded it on to the CU mailing list . Later , &NAME &NAME only joking &NAME ! &NAME wrote : Once again , good morning . Well , here I am , relaxing in the library after the end of another busy da ( &NUM : 10am ) . I am joyful : there is snow ! Let me ask you a question , when you wake up and there is snow on the ground , can you tell this without looking outside ? Just curious . So , do you all have busy days ? If you do , then you presumably wo n't have read this far into my email . I 'm hungry , and I 've eaten all my cookies . I had no interesting emails today , please write me some , people . &NAME , I actually had a reasonable &NUM abuot nike from &NAME , but that 's all . I think I 'll go home now . I hope my parcel has come . Sorry I could n't think of anything interesting to say , but it 's never stopped any of you , so ... I look forward to seeing you all again later today , &NAME P.S. You might just want to click on the link below ... ( especially &NAME ) &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Various People &NAME ! I know I claim to be a pacifist but I might actually kill you . whoever put that on the internet is in serious trouble . I ca n't believe you just did that gavin. . &NAME wrote : Once again , good morning . Well , here I am , relaxing in the library after the end of another busy da ( &NUM : 10am ) . I am joyful : there is snow ! Let me ask you a question , when you wake up and there is snow on the ground , can you tell this without looking outside ? Just curious . So , do you all have busy days ? If you do , then you presumably wo n't have read this far into my email . I 'm hungry , and I 've eaten all my cookies . I had no interesting emails today , please write me some , people . &NAME , I actually had a reasonable &NUM abuot nike from &NAME , but that 's all . I think I 'll go home now . I hope my parcel has come . Sorry I could n't think of anything interesting to say , but it 's never stopped any of you , so ... I look forward to seeing you all again later today , &NAME P.S. You might just want to click on the link below ... ( especially &NAME ) &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Various People Guys , this is really not funny . ... &NAME wrote : &NAME et &NAME , I think it 's a shame that more people ca n't benefit from the link at the bottom of &NAME 's email . So , I 've forwarded it on to the CU mailing list . Later , &NAME &NAME only joking &NAME ! &NAME wrote : Once again , good morning . Well , here I am , relaxing in the library after the end of another busy da ( &NUM : 10am ) . I am joyful : there is snow ! Let me ask you a question , when you wake up and there is snow on the ground , can you tell this without looking outside ? Just curious . So , do you all have busy days ? If you do , then you presumably wo n't have read this far into my email . I 'm hungry , and I 've eaten all my cookies . I had no interesting emails today , please write me some , people . &NAME , I actually had a reasonable &NUM abuot nike from &NAME , but that 's all . I think I 'll go home now . I hope my parcel has come . Sorry I could n't think of anything interesting to say , but it 's never stopped any of you , so ... I look forward to seeing you all again later today , &NAME P.S. You might just want to click on the link below ... ( especially &NAME ) &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Various People &NAME ! ! ! &NAME ougie boogies &NAME ! &NAME ... &NAME time ! ! ! dum dum &NAME dum &NAME , I had nothing to do with this ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Various People &NAME , Reliable reports lead me to believe that a certain &NAME &NAME actually took this picture ! ! ! ! Surely he must be punished ... Surely ... " T.S. &NAME " wrote : &NAME ! ! ! &NAME ougie boogies &NAME ! &NAME ... &NAME time ! ! ! dum dum &NAME dum &NAME , I had nothing to do with this ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Various People Not nice &NAME , not nice ... Remember , I still have your guitar . You can have it back whole , or in pieces , it 's up to you ... Send an e-mail accepting full resposability for this picture , and you would be lieing . &NAME is the sinfull &NUM . Breaking and entering . . ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Various People yup ... it is ! &NAME wrote : Guys , this is really not funny . ... &NAME wrote : &NAME et &NAME , I think it 's a shame that more people ca n't benefit from the link at the bottom of &NAME 's email . So , I 've forwarded it on to the CU mailing list . Later , &NAME &NAME only joking &NAME ! &NAME wrote : Once again , good morning . Well , here I am , relaxing in the library after the end of another busy da ( &NUM : 10am ) . I am joyful : there is snow ! Let me ask you a question , when you wake up and there is snow on the ground , can you tell this without looking outside ? Just curious . So , do you all have busy days ? If you do , then you presumably wo n't have read this far into my email . I 'm hungry , and I 've eaten all my cookies . I had no interesting emails today , please write me some , people . &NAME , I actually had a reasonable &NUM abuot nike from &NAME , but that 's all . I think I 'll go home now . I hope my parcel has come . Sorry I could n't think of anything interesting to say , but it 's never stopped any of you , so ... I look forward to seeing you all again later today , &NAME P.S. You might just want to click on the link below ... ( especially &NAME ) &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Various People what ? " T.S. &NAME " wrote : &NAME ! ! ! &NAME ougie boogies &NAME ! &NAME ... &NAME time ! ! ! dum dum &NAME dum &NAME , I had nothing to do with this ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Various People speak english , &NAME . not canadian " T.S. &NAME " wrote : &NAME ! ! ! &NAME ougie boogies &NAME ! &NAME ... &NAME time ! ! ! dum dum &NAME dum &NAME , I had nothing to do with this ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Various People I know . I 'll play tricks on all of you to get back at all of you for upsetting all of you . seems fair . love you all to bits . little bits . now STOP clogging up my inbox . why ca n't we discuss and talk about this , that 's what we should do , is n't it &NAME ? and ask &NAME for your advice . and get &NAME to play something soothing on the guitar . and &NAME to make some evil yet sweet comment . aaaah . " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Not nice &NAME , not nice ... Remember , I still have your guitar . You can have it back whole , or in pieces , it 's up to you ... Send an e-mail accepting full resposability for this picture , and you would be lieing . &NAME is the sinfull &NUM . Breaking and entering . . ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Regarding your most amusing photo Hi &NAME , You 'll doubtless be pleased to know I 've taken your picture off the internet ! Have an enjoyable day . &NAME SUBJECT: Canadian &NAME Guys check out this Canadian &NAME ! &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) dearest flatters , please do n't put anything about me on the website ... I really hate the idea of people I do n't know seeing pictures of me and reading about me . I would just rather not . thanks . &NAME x SUBJECT: Unbelieveable &NAME , How could you do this to me ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I told you to speak with my agent before making any pictures publicly available ! See you in court , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : guys I realise that you will not be remotle yintersted in these , but check them out anyway , &CHAR my word , the last one 's amazing . luv y' all . &NAME x [ Image ] [ Image ] [ Image ] SUBJECT: Re : &NAME gracious me ! You seem boring &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME gracious me ! &NAME , you are so sweet and so funny . I just love you so much ! you are just adept at the putdown , I am so proud to live with you . &NAME x &NAME wrote : &NAME , &NAME - all web-site pictures of you have been destroyed . They will never dare to surface again - probably . &NAME - Do you mind the quotes being on the web-site ? I hope not . Perhaps , though , we could tone down the web-site content . If we 're going to print it out in book-format , there really is no need to do anything else , and books are so much nicer than web-pages . ( &NAME &NAME , but it 's true . ) &NAME - why are you sending me weird pictures of Canadian snow ? Do you really think I find anything connected with &NAME even remotely interesting ? The moose which you will shoot us this summer is the only redeeming feature of your native land ( see picture below ) . &NAME - which law company are you troubling this time ? You really do seem to have a penchant for taking people to court . I guess that when you said " I told you to speak with my agent before making any pictures publicly available " you were referring to &NAME 's moose pictures , and not &NAME 's pictures - an easy mistake to make . &NAME [ Image ] SUBJECT: dinner Boys and girls , I am having a birthday dinner on Saturday at the flat . &NAME has volunteered to cook . &NAME &NAME and &NAME and &NAME are coming as well . It will be at &NUM : &NUM . You are all invited ! &CHAR SUBJECT: Gloves ! ! ! ! Boys and girls , How good &NAME is . Today I went to ask at the chem . porters booth if there had been any gloves handed in ( because I 've now lost &NUM pairs ) and he rumaged around and could n't find mine , but brought out some other &NUM and said they had been there for about &NUM months and I could have them ! &NAME ! They are really nice , good quality and very comfortable . So , that made me fairly happy ! &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Gloves ! ! ! ! Those are mine . &NAME &NAME wrote : Boys and girls , How good &NAME is . Today I went to ask at the chem . porters booth if there had been any gloves handed in ( because I 've now lost &NUM pairs ) and he rumaged around and could n't find mine , but brought out some other &NUM and said they had been there for about &NUM months and I could have them ! &NAME ! They are really nice , good quality and very comfortable . So , that made me fairly happy ! &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Gloves ! ! ! ! you are blatantly lying . you never even wear a coat , so why would we be stupid enough to believe that you would wear gloves ? &NAME wrote : Those are mine . &NAME &NAME wrote : Boys and girls , How good &NAME is . Today I went to ask at the chem . porters booth if there had been any gloves handed in ( because I 've now lost &NUM pairs ) and he rumaged around and could n't find mine , but brought out some other &NUM and said they had been there for about &NUM months and I could have them ! &NAME ! They are really nice , good quality and very comfortable . So , that made me fairly happy ! &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear people , For you reference , over the holidays , if it interestes you in the slightest ... &NAME &NAME &NAME Service can be downloaded from the following location ... &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME is an extremely interesting piece of software which allows you to chat easily ( via text or voice ) online . It is fun . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear most wonderful people , We are getting the &NUM : &NUM train from &NAME to &NAME , with an open return to &NAME . This should cost about £ &NUM . You do n't need to book a seat . &NAME Have a most wonderful day . SUBJECT: The meaning of life &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ad &NAME ! What are you all doing ? I have just had a tutorial in organic chemistry with an amusing tutor . It was good fun , although I understood very little ! However , that 's not important . I 'm shortly going back to the flat to eat my lunch - lovely chicken with lemon and coriander , noodles , and soy sauce . I hope you are all having productive mornings , and if you are not , life is about much more than exam revision . I look forward to seeing you all later today ! &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Water Board Germs Committee &NAME , I 'm from the water board . I do hope you have n't been drinking the water from your taps without boiling it . There could be dangerous diseases in it . I 'm collaborating with my colleague , &NAME , from the &NAME . Remember , always boil your water . SUBJECT: [ Fwd : &NAME ] Dear Everyone , Just a brief note for all with a special interest in Miss &NAME . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Press &NAME Dear interested parties , Our latest press release concerning the happenings of the night of May the 5th can be found on our front door . A copy has also been posted to the following web-site address ... &WEBSITE &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , Should we leave it till after exams ? I think the girls have &NUM in the first &NUM days - maybe we could do it after that ? What do you think ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and I were hoping to invite you guys all for dinner in &NAME Vac this Friday , but &NAME has the place booked already . So , could you all decide on a time when you can make dinner over the next week and get back to me . Please notify &NAME of this also . Its nothing personal I just could n't remember his surname . I look forward to repaying you for some pretty darn good dinners in the first term this year and hope you are all , well , well . &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : &NAME ] &NAME &NAME , missed you off the original message ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and I were hoping to invite you guys all for dinner in &NAME Vac this Friday , but &NAME has the place booked already . So , could you all decide on a time when you can make dinner over the next week and get back to me . I look forward to repaying you for some pretty darn good dinners in the first term this year and hope you are all , well , well . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : The &NAME I 'm not amused . &NAME sad really I think . Thank goodness the world still has some people like &NAME . &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : The &NAME no , but you are amusing . &NAME wrote : I 'm not amused . &NAME sad really I think . Thank goodness the world still has some people like &NAME . &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Press &NAME What can I say &NAME ! I see the need for you all to have lunch together . Are you enjoying the sunshine or di you &NAME it too warm ? &NAME &NAME &CHAR Press Secretary wrote : Dear interested parties , Our latest press release concerning the happenings of the night of May the 5th can be found on our front door . A copy has also been posted to the following web-site address ... &WEBSITE &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : The &NAME I think so too . but gravy boy will save the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... &NAME wrote : &NAME sad really I think . Thank goodness the world still has some people like &NAME . &CHAR SUBJECT: Good Morning Hello people , I am having a break from my revision and am in the library . I think I positively dislike Chemistry . Oh dear . I 'm looking forward to dinner this evening . WHat time will it be &NAME ? Are you all having busy and productive days ? More so than I probably . Oh well , see you later . &NAME SUBJECT: It 's me ! Fellow flatters , Have a look at this web-site - done by a member of my project group . Later , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : It 's me ! I think you forgot something &NAME ; the web-site . &NAME &NAME What do you mean by " later " ... ? &NAME wrote : Fellow flatters , Have a look at this web-site - done by a member of my project group . Later , &NAME SUBJECT: It 's about saving the world ... Dear flatmates , I do not know if you will recall , although on second thoughts I feel sure you will ... Anyway , if it pleases you to do so , click on the link below . &WEBSITE Remember , our fridge door is always open . &NAME &NAME &NAME , we think you 're the best Canadian in our flat . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME If anyone has any photos of &NAME &NAME which he can use for his year book photo , PLEASE will you tell me asap . It needs to be done pre 1st June . A very looking forward to finishing ( myself off ) exams , &NAME &NAME &NAME , in case I forget to tell you . &NAME 's coming to stay again , around 2nd of June for a couple / few days . Hope you 've got him after that and oh , my sister 's going to be here then as well ( but probably not in our flat ( not surprising really ) ) &NAME . SUBJECT: It 's me ! &NAME , here 's the website ! &WEBSITE And also , I took the photo at the bottom of this screen ( he says brimming with &NAME ) . &WEBSITE Bye , &NAME SUBJECT: Meal Flat folkes , We have been invited for a meal at &NAME and &NAME &NAME 's sometime soon . I can ( possibly ) do Friday or Saturday . What suits you ? Later , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Meal Any day suits me . I do nothing . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Flat folkes , We have been invited for a meal at &NAME and &NAME &NAME 's sometime soon . I can ( possibly ) do Friday or Saturday . What suits you ? Later , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Meal need to check my diray , see you when you get back , luvvies . &NAME x " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Flat folkes , We have been invited for a meal at &NAME and &NAME &NAME 's sometime soon . I can ( possibly ) do Friday or Saturday . What suits you ? Later , &NAME SUBJECT: This was forwarded to me ... The following is an actual question given on a University of &NAME chemistry mid term . The answer was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues , which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well . Bonus Question : Is Hell exothermic ( gives off heat ) or endothermic ( absorbs heat ) ? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using &NAME 's Law , ( gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed ) or some variant . &NUM student , however , wrote the following : First , we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time . So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving . I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell , it will not leave . Therefore , no souls are leaving . As for how many souls are entering Hell , lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today . Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion , you will go to Hell . Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than &NUM religion , we can project that all souls go to Hell . With birth and death rates as they are , we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially . Now , we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because &NAME 's law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same , the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added . This gives &NUM possibilities : &NUM If Hell is expanding at slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell , then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose . &NUM Of course , if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell , then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over . So which is it ? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. &NAME &NAME during my Freshman year , ( ... that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you ) , and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her , then , # &NUM cannot be true , and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze . The student received the only A given . SUBJECT: Hello people Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , This email is for your reference . If you send an email to the following address it will be forwarded to my mobile phone as a text message . &EMAIL However , please keep any messages to under about &NUM characters ( including spaces and the subject ) as that is all my phone will hold . If this information is of no interest to you then I apologise and you may delete it . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : This may interest you ... You horrible man . Die Die Die &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : This may interest you ... I can probably do better but will have to &CHAR time to thinkl . &NAME : Does it have its OWN guitar ? &NAME : It 'll be nice , REALLY ... &NAME : Can it cook ? &NAME : As long as its scent is more pleasurable than that of a certain visitor last year ... &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , There are &NUM attached pictures to this e-mail . Any comments or further ideas would be most appreciated by &NAME and myself . &NAME [ Image ] [ Image ] SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear ex-members of &NAME &CHAR , As you might have heard the members of &NAME I would like to invite you all to a meal , in honour of the many great dinners we enjoyed at your flat last year ! &NUM suggestion was that we try for this coming Saturday , for an early-ish evening meal . Other options include sunday lunch / dinner or tuesday evening I think . As you 're all v.busy people let us know what 's going to be a good time and if we do n't hear from you we 'll assume you 're coming on Saturday ! &NAME m'dears , Love &NAME &NAME Fellow flatmates - I think some of us have discussed it but is this time fine with all of you ? SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Hi &NAME &NAME , thank you for the invitation ! Since the more lectures one has , the less busy one is ( at least that 's the way it seems to work ) , I am not very busy . Saturday early-ish , Sunday lunch / dinner , and Tuesday all suit me equally well . Looking forward to it . &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear ex-members of &NAME &CHAR , As you might have heard the members of &NAME I would like to invite you all to a meal , in honour of the many great dinners we enjoyed at your flat last year ! &NUM suggestion was that we try for this coming Saturday , for an early-ish evening meal . Other options include sunday lunch / dinner or tuesday evening I think . As you 're all v.busy people let us know what 's going to be a good time and if we do n't hear from you we 'll assume you 're coming on Saturday ! &NAME m'dears , Love &NAME &NAME Fellow flatmates - I think some of us have discussed it but is this time fine with all of you ? SUBJECT: &NAME &CHAR &NUM Meal Hi &NAME , I have just been informed by your flat-mate &NAME that we have been invited for the meal tomorrow night . She suggested I ask someone other than her what time . What time ? You 'll probably have told me at chapel by the time you get this , but just in case you have n't I thought I 'd send it anyway . Looking forward to seeing you all and , of course , eating some non-college food . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &CHAR &NUM Meal Sorry &NAME - assumed someone would have told you ! ( can you make sure everyone else knows ? ) We 're going for &NUM , eating at &NUM . &NAME is cooking so no worries there ... Love &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , I have just been informed by your flat-mate &NAME that we have been invited for the meal tomorrow night . She suggested I ask someone other than her what time . What time ? You 'll probably have told me at chapel by the time you get this , but just in case you have n't I thought I 'd send it anyway . Looking forward to seeing you all and , of course , eating some non-college food . &NAME SUBJECT: Weekend at &NAME 's house Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , In memoriam ... of the times we had in &NAME &CHAR all those many &NUM years ago ... I would like to invite YOU to relive the experience . ( Please ignore the theology - it is rather unorthodox . ) I 've spoken to all of you about this and you all appeared to want to do it , so all that needs to be done is work out which weekend is best for everyone . I 'm practising being decisive , so , what about the weekend of the 7th / 8th June ? I 'm sure this will be unsuitable for someone , if not everyone , but it will start the ball rolling . I have n't mentioned it to &NAME yet &SMILEY but I guess he 'll be taking his car up via &NAME , so you might not have to pay train fares if you smile sweetly ( I do n't know what you 'll do , &NAME ) at &NAME . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Weekend at &NAME 's house &NAME &NAME . Unfortunately the network connection in my house has been down for about a week now , so I 've been a bit slow in responding . I 've pencilled you into my diary &NAME . I would rather do it sometime in July though , if there is a chance of that . &NAME muchos , &NAME &NAME Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , In memoriam ... of the times we had in &NAME &CHAR all those many &NUM years ago ... I would like to invite YOU to relive the experience . ( Please ignore the theology - it is rather unorthodox . ) I 've spoken to all of you about this and you all appeared to want to do it , so all that needs to be done is work out which weekend is best for everyone . I 'm practising being decisive , so , what about the weekend of the 7th / 8th June ? I 'm sure this will be unsuitable for someone , if not everyone , but it will start the ball rolling . I have n't mentioned it to &NAME yet &SMILEY but I guess he 'll be taking his car up via &NAME , so you might not have to pay train fares if you smile sweetly ( I do n't know what you 'll do , &NAME ) at &NAME . &NAME SUBJECT: Usernames via &NAME Start , &NAME &NAME , &NAME - &NAME , Enter login details and password , mailname ( surname ) SUBJECT: Command Prompt Start , Programs , Command prompt , Then type : net send erlib-13 MESSAGE [ enter ] SUBJECT: codes &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Shares &WEBSITE Create a phantom portfolio of between &NUM shares . Select carefully and learn as much about the company as you can before making your imaginary purchases . Then monitor your shares daily taking note when prices change and more importantly , try to identify why ? Ask whether you should have sold any shares and for what reason ? Running a dummy portfolio will help you learn how to make decisions . &WEBSITE / Ethical investments SUBJECT: Library Code &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: &NAME 's Websites &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , hi and thankyou for your e-mails and postcard . It was really good to hear from you and be reminded of &NAME . am very tired as I just got back but just wanted to say hi and to tell you that there was a girl called &NAME &NAME on my &NAME team who knows you from &NAME camps , anyway must go and sleep . love , &NAME From : &EMAIL To : ( &EMAIL ) Subject : &NAME &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , Just to say I hope you have a really good trip to &NAME . If you 've already left when you 're reading this then I hope you are enjoying whatever you 're doing . I 'm sure I will send you a postcard at some point . I 'm going on an SU camp on Saturday for a week . It turns out &NAME in our fell group last year is going on the same one ! Amazing . Anyway , have a wonderful time . See you . &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME Hotmail at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Pure Fruit Juice I have an ice cream scoop but no sharp knives love &NAME From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : Pure Fruit &NAME &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , While I was down with you all in &NAME I noticed you often drunk pure apple / orange juice . It has been brought to my attention by my mother that this can be bought in bulk at considerable reduction from the wholesale shop which the &NAME etc. will be bought at . Therefore , with your approval , I will do this . If it is agreeable , what make of juice would be best ? Also , what type ? Every blessing , &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME gotta be quick but I 'm having &NUM and &NAME 's having &NUM , love &NAME From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) Dear &NAME , Hi . It was great to see you and everyone else in &NAME . We never got around to discussing prayer and bible study as an integral part of flat life . Perhaps we should ? Am I correct in assuming that we are taking the following rooms ? &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME . If not , please tell me . I am able to bring &NUM pull-cords for the lights in the bathroom and toilet . I hope this is agreeable . The current &NUM are forbidden by department of environmental health legislation . And no , before you ask , I did n't check . Oh , I am looking forward to living in this flat . Do you have any ideas for the name which should appear on our cheque book ? ( It 's top priority decisions like these which we need to sort out immediately . ) Did we definitely decide the stuffed moose 's head was impossible ? I think it would look imposing . Please write me an interesting reply . Thanks , &NAME &NAME I have absolutely no desire to become the youngest ever chief executive of &NAME Inc. I am a chemist . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NAME Hi &NAME , How is &NAME ? Are you enjoying yourself ? Is it too hot ? I am here . I 'm off on holiday to &NAME soon . I went down to see the flat yesterday . I had a great day and saw &NAME too . I think the bedrooms all need a coat of paint . The rest of the flat is optional . There are many little holes in the walls &NUM to be precise . We have acquired ( do n't ask me how ! ) an ironing board and a TV table which are not in the official inventory . There were no letters for you in the post box . Have we decided finally on bedroom allocation ? If it 's what I think it is then &NAME 's room smells of smoke . No , I have n't been careless with those matches House + fire usually damaged clothes etc It 's cigarette smoke . Most of the curtains do n't match . In the living area there are &NUM darkish blue two-seater settees . The fridge has a minor defect . We have a telephone socket ! ! ! It 's in the hall and there is a telephone ( extremely old , disgusting , dirty , unhygienic , will be disposed of as soon as I remember the rubber gloves type ) but the line is not connected . The little intercom system with the front door is fun ! &NAME and I played around with it for a while . We need air freshener musty smell in most areas . No bed linen , duvets , pillows etc. are provided . There are no headboards on the beds , which are thick metal and extremely ugly I 'll be bringing a valance . The toilet makes a noise like an aeroplane taking off . ( At least it 's not an elephant trumpeting this year ! ) The windows are quite nice . There is a cool little spy-hole in the flat door &NAME and I played with that too . However , all in all it 's not to bad a flat at all . Life shall be exciting ! The flat address is ; &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME 4DS . The electricity works by a meter . There is an electronic key which must be taken down to a power shop and recharged in return for money . There is £ &NUM left in our meter . Most flats use £ &NUM per week , so we 're rather lucky . We also went to College in search of &NAME 's shirts . He left about &NUM hanging in the bathroom on the last day of term ! Outside his room is basically a builder 's yard ! The floors are up , etc Unfortunately we could n't find the shirts , but they may be in a lock-up so do n't give up hope yet ! I also went to the &NAME bank and enquired about flat accounts . Interesting . We shall need to discuss that nearer the time . Basically we need &NUM other person to operate it . Anyway , I 'm off on holiday early Saturday morning . E-mail silence for nearly &NUM weeks how awful ! Hope your are having a really good time over there and are not bored by all this flat stuff . I just thought I 'd send it anyway as I sent it to &NAME and &NAME ( does she get an &CHAR on the end of her name too ? ) I shall send you a postcard whilst on my holidays , I have your address . See you , &NAME &NAME Have you ever heard of &NAME ? If so , just what do you know ? SUBJECT: &NAME again Hi &NAME , Thanks for the e-mail . I hope you had a good time in &NAME . Amazing to hear that &NAME &NAME was on your team . I was a trainee leader at an &NAME camp with her &NUM years ago in &NAME . Anyway , I trust you are recovering . When you are feeling less tired tell me what you know about &NAME . Thank you . &NAME SUBJECT: Flat Stuff Hi &NAME , Enclosed are some ideas on the flat . Hope you find them interesting . The password for the document is &NAME 's surname . I 'll be down in &NAME on Friday , so if there 's anything you want done please let me know . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , Hi . It was great to see you and everyone else in &NAME . We never got around to discussing prayer and bible study as an integral part of flat life . Perhaps we should ? Am I correct in assuming that we are taking the following rooms ? &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME . If not , please tell me . I am able to bring &NUM pull-cords for the lights in the bathroom and toilet . I hope this is agreeable . The current &NUM are forbidden by department of environmental health legislation . And no , before you ask , I did n't check . Oh , I am looking forward to living in this flat . Do you have any ideas for the name which should appear on our cheque book ? ( It 's top priority decisions like these which we need to sort out immediately . ) Did we definitely decide the stuffed moose 's head was impossible ? I think it would look imposing . Please write me an interesting reply . Thanks , &NAME &NAME I have absolutely no desire to become the youngest ever chief executive of &NAME Inc. I am a chemist . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME ? am not sure about tomorrow evening , think I will be at youth group . chat away with out me though . I will join at another time . how is life in &NAME ? I can see my breath when I breathe because it is so cold . ( and that is inside the house!) ( I 'm serious ! ) and I have been working at the &NAME sorting mail . my dad came up with the original joke that I am looking for a first class male ! I thought it was very unamusing , as his jokes usually are ! ! ! what have you been doing &NAME ? has your mum been keeping the house to it 's usual standards ? I am enjoying / being challenged by " too busy not to pray " . thankyou for it . am babysitting some little kiddies in a WARM house tonight . yippeee ! ! ! ! hope you are well &NAME , love , &NAME From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME &NAME ? &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME , I would like to ask if you would mind not chatting tomorrow evening ( Sunday ) until &NAME , as I will be atchurch from 6pm . I hope this is coinvenient let me know if it is not . Still 'marshallbees chatroom . However , it would be much better if you could all get netscape instant &NAME ( &WEBSITE ) by then . I 've got it now and it only took about &NUM minutes to get and download . It is really cool and can do wonderful things . If we all got it then we could chat on it . However , until then 'marshallbees , Sunday , &NAME . See you then , &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Chat ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? Reschedule3F ? Dear &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME , I would like to ask if you would mind not chatting tomorrow evening ( Sunday ) until &NAME , as I will be atchurch from 6pm . I hope this is coinvenient let me know if it is not . Still 'marshallbees chatroom . However , it would be much better if you could all get netscape instant &NAME ( &WEBSITE ) by then . I 've got it now and it only took about &NUM minutes to get and download . It is really cool and can do wonderful things . If we all got it then we could chat on it . However , until then 'marshallbees , Sunday , &NAME . See you then , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME is ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? Good3F ? Hi &NAME ! I guess you could n't make it last night . Never mind , I 'm sure &NAME will arrange another opportunity . Anyway , in the end , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and I turned up . We talked for about an hour . An uninvited guest arrived , calling herself " &NAME . We do n't know who she was , but she was very nasty and called us names , like " elitists and " cliquey ( only she called it " clicky and &NAME corrected her ) . &NAME told her she was delighted to be an elitist if it meant she could spell correctly . Then we all told her to go away and learn to spell , and I told her to learn grammar too . It was quite amusing , and &NAME was quite rude towards her ! ( By the way , &NAME says his computer automatically changes his words to what he really means to say hence the interesting combinations of letters issuing forth from his direction . ) I just hope we do n't actually know Miss " &NAME . It would be awful if it turned out to be someone we 'd invited to chat it was n't you was it ? Life in &NAME is good . It feels very isolated to live up here in &NAME sometimes . There was another beautiful sunset here this evening but not as nice as the &NUM last Monday . " I can see my breath when I breathe because it is so cold . - &NAME , inside your house ? ! That is an unenviable situation . Please be consoled by the fact that the temperature here has been consistently below &NUM for over the last &NUM days . The ground is as hard as &NAME 's rocks . It is nice that there is some beautiful white frost , but it 's too cold for snow so that 's unfortunate . So , are you well ? What have you been doing for the past few days ? I 've been doing something I never thought possible . I now actually ENJOY organic chemistry ! ! ! This is wonderful news and means that I might not fail my exams at the end of the year ! I did absolutely none of it all last year ( even though it counted for a third of the course ) but have now found that it is actually quite simple and good fun ! This afternoon I synthesised cocaine and opium ( on PAPER ) . I did n't work today even though I thought I was going to be . Instead I am probably working tomorrow and Wednesday . What hours do you work at the post office ? Do you have to get up at 5: 15am like &NAME does ? If you do then that means you 'll be getting plenty of practice for next term. ( ! ) I agree that your dad 's joke [ [ you are ] looking for a first class male ] is original . " Has your mum been keeping the house to its usual standards ? My mum does not keep this house to my standards I do . However , I have been helping her to wallpaper last week very boring ! I am glad you are enjoying / being challenged by " Too busy not to pray . I hope all your family is well and that you have a lovely Christmas . See you , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi everyone ! My friend &NAME ( &NAME for those of you who know her ) has been working on setting up this competition . It 's real I promise ! 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Thanks . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : hi &NAME all from &NAME .. ifyou 're on &NAME 's e-mail list and I do n't know you &NUM " &CHAR sorry I just clicked on reply all ... life in the &NAME household is well , , typically &NAME like . . ... I came back to find mouse droppings all over my room . &NAME ! and last night I had a major trauma at &NUM am to find a mouse scuttling aroung my room . ... it was so horrid . I woke my whole family up with the screaming ! ! ! ( I 'm serious ! ) Still have yet to start my work but I will tomorrow ( REALLY I WILL ) . ... and I have a cold but it is nice to be back and I went swimming today with my Mum .. My little sister &NAME is here with me at the moment .. she is going to say hello , say hello &NAME ... hello lots of people I 'm &NAME at school I made a paper tube frame to fit a cardboard frame . my teacher mrs wood told us all the measurements and then found out that they were too big ! so the next time we have a dt lesson we have to make them all over again . ... we are going to make a paper tube stand aswell ... &NAME &NAME ... righteyho ! &NAME .. you are sweet ... what are you doing ? &NAME ... do you have a suntan ? For anyone who needs to know , my phone number has changed to &NUM &NUM ... lots of love to everyone ... see ya soon , keep resting , love &NAME x From : " Little Miss &NAME " To : &EMAIL &NAME : &EMAIL Subject : hi &NAME : Sat , &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dearest friends ! ! Thanks to those of you who 've already sent me ( several ! ) emails ! ! Lovely to hear from you ! ! Sorry that I have not yet replied , but there is a tale to tell . Firstly , I forgot to bring my phone connection wire home so I ca n't use my computer to access my email . Secondly , that means that I have to use my dads . Thirdly , he 's ALWAYS on the computer , so I have had no chance until now - while he 's off establishing law and order in the magistrates courts of this fair ( ! ) city . OK , so what have I been doing ? Not much . Stressed horribly over my &NAME project on monday and Tuesday ( while still in &NAME ) . The tutor ( who I went to see several times ) conceded that I have a " rather nasty data set " . He 's telling me ! ! ! ? ? ? ? Hmmmmm. . . ... Otherwise , the last few days in &NAME were fun . Came home on Wed morning leaving our flat very spic and span ( except the oven : sorry &NAME ! ) . Flopped . &NAME is just the same as ever : mam is the BEST , dad is dead busy , and &NAME is obsessed with her A-levels . For all you people who suffered maths A-level and were tortured to death by Pure modules , well - my sister achieved the unthinkable of &NUM in her &NAME exam . &NAME ! So , other than going through mountains of washing , tidying my room , cooking the meals , and going shopping , I have done very little else . Oh , I 've coughed hundreds of times . Played football in the church hall yesterday . Went to church prayer meeting on Wed night and had a massive debate about communion ( &NAME and &NAME will get what I mean ! ) . Went to see 'Miss &NAME " at the cinema . Actually , I guess I 've done quite a bit . And HEY ! ! ! ! ! I 'm going to &NAME in less than &NUM weeks time ! ! &NAME ! ! &NAME ( my sister ) has organised it all and is even paying for me ! ! How exciting ! ( Yes , &NAME - I am excited ! ) I went to the bank yesterday and ordered my foreign currency , and this morning I need to go and book some train tickets to &NAME . &NAME ! And another exciting thing is going to unfold today . My sister &NAME is on the train up from &NAME at this very minute , and no one else in the family knows . It 's a surpise for my mam for mothers day . &NAME stuff , so I need to be quick so that I can go and meet her . &NAME this is a group emaily thing - I 'll try to write to you all individually very soon , but I 'm pushed for time to write this stuff out again and again . Here 's some personal bits : * &NAME : You 're in &NAME are n't you ? ? Hope you 're having a great time ! * &NAME : hope you 're having fun little Muppet ! The flowers I gave you are now happily blooming away in our sitting room here at home ! * &NAME : Get well wishes to that computer of yours . KEEP IT REAL ! * &NAME : cheers for the email . Hope your &NAME is feeling better now . * &NAME : are you coping with all the busy wigidyness ? ? ! ! Hope you managed to sort out your house . * &NAME : details about &NAME have been noted . I await further revelations . Looks like my trip to &NAME comes in the &NAME of time . Try not to freeze to death in &NAME . Over and out . * &NAME : hey &NAME ! Found your &NAME disk yet ? My advise is to get it sorted ! * &NAME : how 's &NAME ? ? Have you gone home or are you staying in &NAME ? Have fun ! ! * &NAME : &NAME &NAME ! You 've been home for AGES . What have ya been up to ? * &NAME : how was &NAME ? ? Hope you had a great time and the journeying was n't too bad ! Did you manage to cope with &NAME ? ? ( smile ) ! I 've got some GREAT photos of you ! ! * &NAME : where are you at present ? I seem to remember that you said you 'd be off doing all sorts these holidays : hope you 're enjoying it all ! * &NAME : how 's &NAME ? You were in my dream last night . Very bizzare . Ca n't remember what it was about though ! * &NAME : hello &NAME &NAME ! ! ! How 's &NAME I going ? Have you been doing much recording for the band ? * &NAME : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! The other &NAME &NAME ! ! Hope you had a lovely birthday on wednesday . Did your mam have anything exciting planned ? ? ! Hope you had fun in the bookshop these past few days ( it was this week you were working was n't it ? ) * &NAME : arrr &NAME ! ! ( with an Irish accent ! ) . How 's &NAME and the &NAME household ? Just to let you know , I am TRYING to be good ! * &NAME &CHAR : hey there Mate ! ! ! Hope you enjoyed &NAME too and are not too knackered . Hope you looked after &NAME well ! * &NAME &CHAR : keep at it with the internet . It 's one of those modern devises you really must learn to master . Hope you can survive without your fishing these holidays : you 've still got your bells ! ! I agree with your sentiments about Princess &NAME ! * &NAME : have you found a job ? or are you still asleep ? ? ! ! ! Have fun &NAME &NAME ! ! Well guys , I really MUST go into town and meet &NAME now . Keep the emails coming ! ! Can anyone tell me &NAME 's email address ? ? Hope you all have great fun and do n't work too hard . " Holidays are for rest and relaxation " ( and revision ! ) . Lots of love to you all , bye fro now , &NAME / &NAME / &NAME / or just plain &NAME . xxxxx Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: To someone who 's seen a mouse Hi &NAME , You saw a mouse ! How wonderful ! I 've never seen a mouse in my life . Despite living in the country , all animals seem to know they ought to keep away from me . I must have been horrid for you , especially at &NAME 38am , now if it had been &NUM : &NUM then that would have been quite different I expect . However , it also is quite amusing ! Just to make you feel depressed I 've only had &NUM day off from revision since I came back from &NAME . Although I 'm sure you 're much more relaxed than I am . Say hello to your little sister &NAME , ( and &NAME ) her greetings in your e-mail were funny . Well , what have I been doing since I last saw you Firstly , it was nice to see you and &NAME before you left a week ago last Sunday . However , I did n't think you 'd all be leaving so swiftly . I stayed up to 2am on Sunday ( strictly Monday ) talking be candlelight to &NAME and &NAME about various trivia . It was great fun . On Tuesday &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and I went to " Pizza Hut " , where I consumed &NUM slices of pizza , equalling &NAME ! I was over-full afterwards though . Later , on Monday evening , in that exiting focal point of all our lives , &NAME &CHAR , an interesting event occurred . Well , &NAME invited &NAME and &NAME and &NUM first year CU girls ( &NAME and &NAME ) for dinner . The meal was most delicious , and afterwards one of the first years ( &NAME ) was given the opportunity to cut &NAME 's golden locks - a most amusing incident indeed . The poor unfortunate girl was halfway through the task when she accidentally cut some of &NAME 's ear off . Now , you know what &NAME is like when he gets angry about something Well actually , he did n't assault her , but he yelled and almost cursed about it for a substantial number of minutes . I think the blood contrasted beautifully with his pale complexion . So &NAME now has a mutilated ear , something he will doubtless cherish as it was done at the hands of one of his favoured girls . Seriously though , it was only a small &NAME . On Tuesday I managed to clean most of the flat , including the shower and bathroom . I also walked to the science site to visit the library and show my friend where the &NAME department was . In addition to that I defrosted and cleaned our fridge / freezer , and also cleaned my room with the utmost thoroughness . After that I had to pack my room , and as a result of my hectic morning , after busying myself with all this running around , I had to rush frantically to the railway station . I arrived on the platform , much out of breath due to the rather weighty nature of my bags , to see the train pulling out of the station . My heart sank , as the next train was not due for at least an hour . Thankfully it was not my train , which had been delayed by the ineptitude of &NAME by &NUM minutes . This was &NUM time when I was thankful for inefficiency . Eventually my train arrived and I embarked upon my journey , sad to leave &NAME . My train was then delayed by vandalising children on the railway track . I arrived in &NAME over &NUM minutes late , but still in &NUM piece and much calmer than I had been while rushing to try and catch my train . On Wednesday evening , after getting home , I had a power cut .. At &NAME &NAME I was gaily about to check my e-mail , when the computer switched off and I was plunged into darkness . We proceeded to eat our dinner by the light of oil lamps . We lit our fire and &NUM the played the piano by candlelight for half an hour . It was very beautiful , but could get boring quite easily . I then went up to my room , oil lamp in hand , and began to study . At 8pm the electricity came back on and I succeeded in checking my e-mail . Since then I have not been doing much except revising . On Sunday we went up to visit my Grandmother in &NAME . It was the first time I 'd seen the sun since &NAME . Today and yesterday I 've been working in my dad 's shop in &NAME . It is very quiet and affords me ample opportunity for revision . It 's great to have a job where you get paid to revise ! On Thursday I 'm going down to &NAME for the day , would you like me to forward any of your post which I assume will be there ? &NAME tells me you had an interesting trip to &NAME 'Miss &NAME has now left , and therein lies a story ; I was taking her to &NAME to drop her off with her brother , and she assumed that it would be easy enough to find the place because she knew what it was called - &NAME Halls . Thus , she did not ask for directions , and upon arriving in &NAME , she realised that it was somewhat bigger than she had expected and we would perhaps not be able to just " find " the place by knowing its name ! And so , &NUM people , a number of text messages and an hour later we eventually found our destination ! Anyway , she is there now and I am emailing you from my living room where &NAME is currently residing . " Most amusing ! I hope you are well and enjoying your 'resting " . Email me back . I 'm going off to &NAME &NAME on Thursday week , so I 'll send you a postcard . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME Thanks for e-mailing - I was shocked , it 's not 1st April " till Sunday ! Remember to eat lots ! &NAME As you know , &NAME is unwell . Perhaps you would like to send her a get well card . A few people are . &NAME has sent an e-getwell . I would be quite amusing . SUBJECT: Re : Hello ! hello everybody . &NAME is at my house and so we are going to write you a joint e-mail . ... I am fine ( &NAME ) but am becoming increasingly worried about exams and how I have n't done any work yet but I am going to start today ( really ) &NAME , you are a babe ( ! ) thankyou for your letter . Hope you are also a babe . &NAME for my skirt and sweeties . . ... I think I might give the alternative careers a miss ! &NAME and I have just been to &NAME for the wkend ... iut was lovely lovely . ... we had chish and fips on the pier and I went paddling in the sea ! we did nothing and read books . it was blissful ; ! here is &NAME to speak to you our dear friends . ... greeings all ! ! ... from a mouseless house . ... or so I 've experienced anyway ... ! yes , we did have a great time down in &NAME , although I have to add that &NAME screamed lots when she paddled in the sea ... she was either brave or just mad ... ! ! Also that we bought lots of books and now I have to carry them back home ... &NUM last thing the sun , being so bright and meditteranean , seems to have lightened my hair , and surprisingly turned &NAME 's red ! ! ( promise to email you separately when I get home ... sorry for being so distant ! ! ) last night we went to see jc superstar ... it was fab we love you all as much as chocolate ( actually that 's &NAME ... &NAME might but I certainly do n't! ) &NAME WE DID &NAME PC 'S FOR EVERYONE BUT WE DID N'T GET ROUND TO WRITING THEM ( ooops hit caps lock by mistake ! ) ooodles of love from &NAME &NAME , &NAME and &NAME xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME / &NAME / &NAME / &NAME .. .. WHATEVER ! " , , , &NAME : , , , , , , Subject : Hello ! &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME ! Sorry for the extreme lack of contact over the past few weeks . I 'm actually off to &NAME in about &NUM hours and I need to pack so this ai n't going to be too long . I 've had a great but somewhat hectic holiday ( so what 's new ? ) . At the end of term I had &NUM days at home before jetting off . I had a lovely week in ( a VERY &NAME ) &NAME with &NAME and &NAME . I talked to &NAME all week about everything under the sun . The only time we stopped talking was to sleep or eat chocolate ! We visited a few towns and did lots of shopping ! ! They are both getting on really well and enjoying things which is fab . After that , I was home for &NUM days before going up to &NAME . I spent a few days with &NAME and his parents and we went to the coast and stuff as it was gorgeous weather . Then I 've been spending my days at that wonderful big scary library doing a summative essay . great fun ! On Thursday I came home so I 've been here for &NUM days ( seeing a pattern emerging yet ? ! ) and we 're all off to &NAME today ( i.e. my parents , brother and &NAME ) until after &NAME . We 're going to our house which will be strange as I have n't been back since the summer and I know I 'm not going to find it too easy with all my granddad 's stuff around . Still , we 're going to have a fab time . When I get back , I 'll be heading back up to &NAME . &NAME ! So , I hope that you all have an absolutely fantastic &NAME and that you do n't eat too much &WEBSITE also hope those of you who were at &NAME &NAME had a good time . &NAME : happy birthday in advance ! &NAME : &NAME ? you lucky thing ! Hope you had the best time ever , which I 'm sure you did . &NAME : Was the parcel from &NAME exciting ? &NAME : thanks so much for the lovely letter . &NAME : sorry I have n't phoned ... see above for busy-ness reasons ! ! love you lots though ! &NAME , &NAME : dying each other 's hair again ? I can only laugh . &NAME : I know its ages away but I hope that you had a nice birthday ! &NAME : got the letter and work-thanks ! see you soon nana ! &NAME : hmm ... &NAME ! &NAME : On a scale of one to &NUM , how good has your holiday been so far ? Sorry . &NAME that you are well and relaxing lots . If I 've missed anyone out then sorry I love you too ! Take care y' all and I 'll see you back in &NAME &NAME . lots of love , &NAME xx Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME hello dear &NAME ! How are you ? How was &NAME &NAME ? Did you see any Irish mice ? Today I have done some work . It is a revolution in my life ! I have n't done much but some . ... There is a magpie on our lawn . I am looking at it right now ! &NAME for the e-mails ... I showed the drugs &NUM to my Mum ! She looked puzzled and then said " I think &NAME must have too much time on his hands ! " I think she was secretly worried that it might be true and that &NAME might be a drug dealer ! My Dad ( as a joke ) put my Mum 's wedding dress on my bed the other day ! I went to &NAME with &NAME for last weekend . it was lovely and very relaxing . we stayed in a very sweet little cottage . we discussed the idea of us all going away after exams for a week ... what do you think ? Had my hair cut yesterday . it is nice ( well I think so ! ) what have you been doing ? how is your revision going ? very much looking forward to seeing you soon , love &NAME ps . when does the third &NAME installment get paid ? From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , I just thought I 'd send you this photo . I 'm going on holiday to &NAME &NAME tomorrow . I hope you are well and have not found any more mice . Best wishes , &NAME ( ( &WEBSITE ) ) Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME and I , in our usual style , have an ingenious plan which could make your end of term &NUM nicer ( if you agree with us ! ) we thought it would be really good if we all went away for a week ( to a cottage or somewhere ) after exams . . ... would n't it be lovely ? imagine us all on holiday in the sunshine knowing that our firsts were waiting for us when we returned to &NAME ( ok , so perhaps that 's a little unrealistic , but it might be sunny ! ) and we could all play rounders and go for picnics and my dog has just wandered into the road so I will have to leave you all for a second to rescue her . ... hang on .. ok , she 's back in our garden ... honestly she 's so disobedient ... yesterday I took her for a walk and she literally sat in a field for half an hour whilst I tried to cajole her into moving in a variety of unsuccessful ways ! oh dear ... anyway , enough about my hard done by , troubled life , back to the blissful cottage idea . ... would n't it be good ? near to the sea perhaps ? and we could make it very cheap and very cheerful and we could invite LOADS of people and see who wanted to come and ... have I convinced you all yet ? It will be the last time we spend with &NAME and &NAME and &NAME before they go away . ... sorry to anyone who 's also going away who I 've missed . say yes say yes say yes ... E-MAIL me back soon and tell me that you 'd love to come , with many kisses and hugs to you all from &NAME &CHAR From : 'Mr &NAME " To : &EMAIL &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi y' all , how you doin ? ? ? ? Things with me are pretty OK , bar : &NUM ) Junk companies trying to sell me who knows what and clogging up my inbox &NUM ) Everyone I know for some apparent reason is sending me attachments and surprise , surprise , I ca n't seem to open any of them , oh well . &NUM ) Doing lots of work , no time to do what I need to am v. nervous about the exams already Anyhow , good to hear that you 're all wellish . Those of you going to word alive , &NAME YOU THERE . Oh , &NAME and I dyed our hair red , but it did n't really work and you ca n't even tell , pity . Well , you 're welcome for the email . See you in &NAME if not before . Me ( zzz ) Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Magpies , Mice and &NAME Dear &NAME , Hello ! I am well , thank you . I had a lovely holiday in &NAME &NAME , but did not see any Irish mice . " Today I have done some work . " - Congratulations ! " It is a revolution in my life ! " - I know . " I have n't done much but some " - Unnecessary statement . " There is a magpie on our lawn . I am looking at it right now ! " - &NAME . Is it interesting ? 'My Mum was secretly worried that &NAME might be a drug dealer ! " - &NAME ! ! ! I 'd just like to disclaim all ( well , some ) responsibility for certain comments contained within that e-mail . All remotely unsavoury material was written by &NAME ; I invented the rest . 'My Dad ( as a joke ) put my Mum 's wedding dress on my bed the other day ! " - &NAME ha ! Amusing . " I went to &NAME with &NAME for last weekend . It was lovely and very relaxing . We stayed in a very sweet little cottage . We discussed the idea of us all going away after exams for a week what do you think ? " - Where is &NAME " ? Yes , I would not mind leaving &NAME for a while after the exams . It depends who else is going though . Have you thought this through &NAME ? It 's just that " we could make it very cheap " and " we could invite LOADS of people " and " or somewhere " somehow sound interesting . So , about &NUM people are descending on a very cheap cottage for a week - interesting . Seriously , though , I think it 's a lovely idea . It might even work . " Had my hair cut yesterday , it is nice ( well I think so ! ) . " - Oh , good . " What have you been doing ? How is your revision going ? " - I have been revising organic chemistry for a week ( this is the first time in my life I 've studied the topic , which is about a third of my degree , and I 'm pleased to say I am enjoying it and it is rather interesting ! ) . I have also been moping over the demise of &NAME and the ascendancy of &NAME . Oh dear , change again . &NAME really ought to have tried harder . The mass populace ( &NAME ) thinks she 's old and past-it . &NAME seems to have all the appeal these days . " When does the third &NAME 's instalment get paid ? " - The third &NAME 's instalment does n't just " get paid " , ( our flat account cannot , sadly , stretch to that ) you pay it . Okay , £ &NUM is due ( rather , will be deducted from your account by direct debit ) on Wednesday the 25th of April &NUM . That is in &NUM days . " Failure to pay rent in the aforesaid manner , without good reason , will result in a late fee of £ &NUM being levied and interest being charged at &NUM above the then current base rate of &NAME &NAME &NAME from the date due . " ( Excerpt from &NAME &NAME 's Contract &NUM . ) In addition to the &NAME 's fee , our termly flat fee of £ &NUM is due at your earliest convenience . Well , today I had a lazy morning as I was tired from &NUM hours travelling yesterday - we did n't get home until &NAME last night . I then did a small amount of studying this afternoon . I am shortly going outside ( it 's very windy weather , but otherwise pleasant ) to build a step up to our house . I will be using cement for the first time in my life ! Would you like to chat online sometime ? &NAME and I may be doing so this evening at 7pm . Whenever is convenient , send me an e-mail . I 'm looking forward to seeing you soon , &NAME &NAME When are you going back up to &NAME ? SUBJECT: Re : Magpies , Mice and &NAME &NAME ! you doubt my organisational skills ! we will be going away to a very nice place I assure you and it will all be properly arranged . honestly ! anyone would think I had a bad track record with organization ! gavinius I really have to be super speedy as I am going out in a very little while but ofcourse I am still coming to your house . even if it is only me I am still going ! love and kisses ( purely platonic ... do n't want &NAME to be jealous ! ) love &NAME From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : Magpies , Mice and &NAME &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , Hello ! I am well , thank you . I had a lovely holiday in &NAME &NAME , but did not see any Irish mice . " Today I have done some work . " - Congratulations ! " It is a revolution in my life ! " - I know . " I have n't done much but some " - Unnecessary statement . " There is a magpie on our lawn . I am looking at it right now ! " - &NAME . Is it interesting ? 'My Mum was secretly worried that &NAME might be a drug dealer ! " - &NAME ! ! ! I 'd just like to disclaim all ( well , some ) responsibility for certain comments contained within that e-mail . All remotely unsavoury material was written by &NAME ; I invented the rest . 'My Dad ( as a joke ) put my Mum 's wedding dress on my bed the other day ! " - &NAME ha ! Amusing . " I went to &NAME with &NAME for last weekend . It was lovely and very relaxing . We stayed in a very sweet little cottage . We discussed the idea of us all going away after exams for a week what do you think ? " - Where is &NAME " ? Yes , I would not mind leaving &NAME for a while after the exams . It depends who else is going though . Have you thought this through &NAME ? It 's just that " we could make it very cheap " and " we could invite LOADS of people " and " or somewhere " somehow sound interesting . So , about &NUM people are descending on a very cheap cottage for a week - interesting . Seriously , though , I think it 's a lovely idea . It might even work . " Had my hair cut yesterday , it is nice ( well I think so ! ) . " - Oh , good . " What have you been doing ? How is your revision going ? " - I have been revising organic chemistry for a week ( this is the first time in my life I 've studied the topic , which is about a third of my degree , and I 'm pleased to say I am enjoying it and it is rather interesting ! ) . I have also been moping over the demise of &NAME and the ascendancy of &NAME . Oh dear , change again . &NAME really ought to have tried harder . The mass populace ( &NAME ) thinks she 's old and past-it . &NAME seems to have all the appeal these days . " When does the third &NAME 's instalment get paid ? " - The third &NAME 's instalment does n't just " get paid " , ( our flat account cannot , sadly , stretch to that ) you pay it . Okay , £ &NUM is due ( rather , will be deducted from your account by direct debit ) on Wednesday the 25th of April &NUM . That is in &NUM days . " Failure to pay rent in the aforesaid manner , without good reason , will result in a late fee of £ &NUM being levied and interest being charged at &NUM above the then current base rate of &NAME &NAME &NAME from the date due . " ( Excerpt from &NAME &NAME 's Contract &NUM . ) In addition to the &NAME 's fee , our termly flat fee of £ &NUM is due at your earliest convenience . Well , today I had a lazy morning as I was tired from &NUM hours travelling yesterday - we did n't get home until &NAME last night . I then did a small amount of studying this afternoon . I am shortly going outside ( it 's very windy weather , but otherwise pleasant ) to build a step up to our house . I will be using cement for the first time in my life ! Would you like to chat online sometime ? &NAME and I may be doing so this evening at 7pm . Whenever is convenient , send me an e-mail . I 'm looking forward to seeing you soon , &NAME &NAME When are you going back up to &NAME ? Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : Magpies , Mice and &NAME gavinius , esteemed &NUM , will we be needing sleeping bags when we 're at your house ? lf &NAME &CHAR ( because I am just packing up you see . ... will be back on sunday ) From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : Magpies , Mice and &NAME &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , Hello ! I am well , thank you . I had a lovely holiday in &NAME &NAME , but did not see any Irish mice . " Today I have done some work . " - Congratulations ! " It is a revolution in my life ! " - I know . " I have n't done much but some " - Unnecessary statement . " There is a magpie on our lawn . I am looking at it right now ! " - &NAME . Is it interesting ? 'My Mum was secretly worried that &NAME might be a drug dealer ! " - &NAME ! ! ! I 'd just like to disclaim all ( well , some ) responsibility for certain comments contained within that e-mail . All remotely unsavoury material was written by &NAME ; I invented the rest . 'My Dad ( as a joke ) put my Mum 's wedding dress on my bed the other day ! " - &NAME ha ! Amusing . " I went to &NAME with &NAME for last weekend . It was lovely and very relaxing . We stayed in a very sweet little cottage . We discussed the idea of us all going away after exams for a week what do you think ? " - Where is &NAME " ? Yes , I would not mind leaving &NAME for a while after the exams . It depends who else is going though . Have you thought this through &NAME ? It 's just that " we could make it very cheap " and " we could invite LOADS of people " and " or somewhere " somehow sound interesting . So , about &NUM people are descending on a very cheap cottage for a week - interesting . Seriously , though , I think it 's a lovely idea . It might even work . " Had my hair cut yesterday , it is nice ( well I think so ! ) . " - Oh , good . " What have you been doing ? How is your revision going ? " - I have been revising organic chemistry for a week ( this is the first time in my life I 've studied the topic , which is about a third of my degree , and I 'm pleased to say I am enjoying it and it is rather interesting ! ) . I have also been moping over the demise of &NAME and the ascendancy of &NAME . Oh dear , change again . &NAME really ought to have tried harder . The mass populace ( &NAME ) thinks she 's old and past-it . &NAME seems to have all the appeal these days . " When does the third &NAME 's instalment get paid ? " - The third &NAME 's instalment does n't just " get paid " , ( our flat account cannot , sadly , stretch to that ) you pay it . Okay , £ &NUM is due ( rather , will be deducted from your account by direct debit ) on Wednesday the 25th of April &NUM . That is in &NUM days . " Failure to pay rent in the aforesaid manner , without good reason , will result in a late fee of £ &NUM being levied and interest being charged at &NUM above the then current base rate of &NAME &NAME &NAME from the date due . " ( Excerpt from &NAME &NAME 's Contract &NUM . ) In addition to the &NAME 's fee , our termly flat fee of £ &NUM is due at your earliest convenience . Well , today I had a lazy morning as I was tired from &NUM hours travelling yesterday - we did n't get home until &NAME last night . I then did a small amount of studying this afternoon . I am shortly going outside ( it 's very windy weather , but otherwise pleasant ) to build a step up to our house . I will be using cement for the first time in my life ! Would you like to chat online sometime ? &NAME and I may be doing so this evening at 7pm . Whenever is convenient , send me an e-mail . I 'm looking forward to seeing you soon , &NAME &NAME When are you going back up to &NAME ? Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Sleeping Bags Dear &NAME , No , you will not require a sleeping bag . Well , you might want one . Would you mind sleeping in a double bed with &NAME ? If you would rather not , then bring a sleeping bag and you can have a folding bed . Look forward to seeing you on Sunday . Afternoon ? &NAME &NAME I 'm sure there might be other reasons to bring a sleeping bag to &NAME though . SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : &NAME ] &NAME , Why ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? You said you were n't angry at me any more . &NAME &NAME I am going to kill you when I get home ! I mean it ! ! ! &NAME wrote : Dear Everyone , Just a brief note for all with a special interest in Miss &NAME . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Fwd : christian pick up lines ] this is just so . . . ... uhhh . ... well , terrible really ! enjoy ! from your always messy &NAME x This was sent to me by a friend at the CU . Hope you enjoy . &NAME Hi folks . Thought you might like this . Now you 'll know exactly what to say when you 're at &NAME Harvest / &NAME / Soul Survivor and that attractive boy / girl comes walking by ! CHRISTIAN PICKUP LINES &NUM &NAME &NAME &NUM I would like to pray with you &NUM You know &NAME . . . . . ... &NAME too &NUM &NAME told me to come talk to you &NUM I know a church where we could go and talk &NUM How about a hug , sister &NUM Do you need help carrying your Bible ? It looks heavy . &NUM Christians do n't shake hands , Christians gotta hug . &NUM Oh you are cold , &NAME &NUM : &NUM &NUM Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven ? &NUM What are your plans for tonight ? Feel like a Bible study ? &NUM I am here for you &NUM The word says " Give drink to those who are thirsty , and feed the hungry " , how about dinner ? &NUM You do n't have an accountability partner ? Me neither . &NUM You want to come over and watch the &NUM Commandments tonight ? &NUM Is it a sin that you stole my heart ? &NUM Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot ? &NUM &NAME bracelet . What Would &NAME &NAME ... I mean 'do " &NUM Do you believe in &NAME appointment ? &NUM Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before ? &NUM Excuse me , I believe one of your ribs belongs to me . &NUM My friend told me to come and meet you , he said that you are a really nice person . I think you know him . &NAME , &NAME that 's his ) name . &NUM You know they said that you have never really dated until you have dated a Christian . &NUM Yeah I predicted &NAME over &NAME &NUM What ? Friends listen to &NAME &NAME in the dark . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : &NAME ] &NAME I am going to kill you when I get home ! I mean it ! ! ! &NAME wrote : Dear Everyone , Just a brief note for all with a special interest in Miss &NAME . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : &NAME ] I just thought I 'd send you a threat ... keep you on your toes ... smile &NAME wrote : &NAME , Why ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? You said you were n't angry at me any more . &NAME &NAME I am going to kill you when I get home ! I mean it ! ! ! &NAME wrote : Dear Everyone , Just a brief note for all with a special interest in Miss &NAME . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , Click on this link ... &WEBSITE &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME . ... this is a very very strange message ! Where did you get it from ? Surely it must take more than &NUM to smack someone in the mouth ? love from &NAME &NAME : why did you call it prayer ? I do n't understand ! ! ! ! &NAME wrote : And help me to remember , when I 'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up , it takes &NUM muscles to frown , &NUM to smile , and only &NUM to reach across and smack them in the mouth . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Thanking you kindly o &NAME . I am off to read under the trees ... " have a nice day " love from &NAME &NAME tastes like &NAME Oh it 's a jolly holiday with &NAME ! &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Click on this link ... &WEBSITE &NAME SUBJECT: Fwd : &NAME &NAME click on the link . This is v.amusing ! From : 'Mr &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : Fwd : &NAME &NAME &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM THE FUNNIEST FORWARD I HAVE EVER HAD ! ! ! This is funny funny funny ! ! ! Check it out ... ( Press on blue website title or type it in ) &WEBSITE press the buttons at the side and bottom to see em groove - obviously better with sound if you have it Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: a message from &NAME ... Dear &NAME , I 've just come back from the Cathedral tower with &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . It was lovely , but very tiring since we climbed the &NUM steps in less than &NUM minutes . We 're all still very much looking forward to climbing it again next term with you though . &NAME and I are going downstairs to have tea with &NAME at &NUM : &NUM . Anyway , I hope you had a good journey home and are enjoying being there again . Now , what did you leave &NUM ) You left your telephone , but &NAME took it for you . &NUM ) You also left your towel , and I will either post it to you or give it to you next year . &NUM ) You left your Lebanese soap and dish . &NUM ) There will be more , but I have n't tidied up yet , so I do n't know ! Also , I went to college this afternoon and there are &NUM letters for you . I will send you them . I think I 'm going to be quite bored and lonely next week , here all on my own , so please feel free to telephone me if you want too . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: A message from &NAME Dear people , Firstly , hello . Secondly , why am I e-mailing you ? Well , since you were the only people to be in my car a few weeks ago , I must assume that the following item belongs to one of you ... I found a photographic film in my car , which I duly had developed . The pictures were all of a curious-looking youth dressed like &NAME &NAME and swinging about in trees . I do not know anything about them , but perhaps one of you does . If not , I shall dispose of them - promptly . ( Probably by Friday , so if they belong to you then please let me know soonish . ) Hope you are all having a wonderful holiday . &NAME is very quiet , apart from the graduation parties etc. See you all soon . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : A message from &NAME I really do n't think it is mine &NAME ! How are you doing ? bored or ok ? I am quite tired tonight as I have been nannying this afternoon and I have just made tea for all the kids and then pudding and also had to deal with a dog who kept chewing photographs ! They were also making an obstacle course in the garden which was fun but it involved a sprinkler system and tunnels and things . I have been doing their laundry and things today but had some of this morning off so I wrote some letters . Hope you 're ok and you find out who the mystery photos belong to . ... was n't it quite nosy of you to get it developed little &NAME kins ? love &NAME x From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : A message from &NAME &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear people , Firstly , hello . Secondly , why am I e-mailing you ? Well , since you were the only people to be in my car a few weeks ago , I must assume that the following item belongs to one of you ... I found a photographic film in my car , which I duly had developed . The pictures were all of a curious-looking youth dressed like &NAME &NAME and swinging about in trees . I do not know anything about them , but perhaps one of you does . If not , I shall dispose of them - promptly . ( Probably by Friday , so if they belong to you then please let me know soonish . ) Hope you are all having a wonderful holiday . &NAME is very quiet , apart from the graduation parties etc. See you all soon . Best wishes , &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : A message from &NAME Dear &NAME , Of course it was n't nosy of me ! I thought they were mine ! I 'm not too bad . &CHAR little lonely , but the weather is glorious . Thanks very much for your letter ! I got it this morning ; a lovely surprise . Are you actually living at the house where you are nannying , or are you just there during the daytime ? I 'm in college at the moment , about to book a guest room for my parents . they are coming this weekend to take me home , and want to stay a little longer while I go home myself ! It brings a new meaning to helping me home with my stuff . I 'm going to go to the library this afternoon to work on my dissertation . I 've also got to find a present for &NAME 's 21st birthday - a very difficult task . I hope you are enjoying yourself . See you soon , &NAME ( NOT nosy ! ) SUBJECT: Greetings Dear &NAME , Hello ! I enjoyed talking to you on the telephone yesterday . I hope you get on well with your painting next week . As I mentioned yesterday , I arrived back from &NAME camp . &NUM intense week of abseiling , go-karting , mountain biking , sport , activities , bible study , prayer , music and meetings . Oh , and yes , the &NUM &NUM and &NUM year olds as well . Children say the most curious things . I think my &NUM favourites from this week were " are we allowed to get the dinner plates dirty when we eat ? " and 'do you have to sign a form to become a Christian ? " Joking aside though , I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time . Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable &NUM or &NUM hours sleep each night . Did I tell you yesterday that I was going to a concert in the evening ? It was brilliant . The &NAME &NAME Philharmonic Orchestra was playing - quite unusual for &NAME ! This afternoon I 've been with my family to &NAME - a nearby country house . It is very warm today and I like it . We had quite a good week , weather wise , for the camp . Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for &NUM weeks . I will be working from &NUM o' clock until &NUM in the lab , and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too biring . I hope your camp in &NUM weeks goes well . Where is it ? Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Hello ! Dear &NAME , Hello again ! My first day of work was very quiet . No rabbits , just insects , but we soon stun them with ether . No , my day was very relaxed . I just became familiar with the systems and procedures . It 's been rather warm here too , but nothing like what you are encountering , I believe . " I spent lunchtime in my swimming costume spraying my little sister with the hose " - Oh , how lovely . Did she appreciate it ? " Love &NAME who is coming to visit your room lots next year ! " - Oh good ! That 's very nice of you . I look forward to it . &NAME was beginning to feel rather lonely . Hope you have a wonderful day . &NAME SUBJECT: Flat Telephone &NAME Dear &NAME , Hello . I have enclosed a simplified telephone bill as requested by &NAME Also , I would like to let you know that by now your flat deposit will have been credited to your account by &NAME &NAME 's. I received &NUM pounds , so that augurs well for the rest of you . Now it is the weekend , and I am very glad . I shall indulge in a long stay in my bed tomorrow morning . Anyway , I must dash . See you soon . &NAME Telephone &NAME DATE PLACE NUMBER DURATION COST PERPETRATOR &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME says if I receive no response within &NUM week he will spam yours and &NAME 's e-mail accounts . &NAME that get a reaction ? Only joking . Only do the bill if you have time to . SUBJECT: Re : Greetings how was the first day of work you pretend animal tester you ? kill any rabbits ? I did a bit of painting today but it is SO hot it 's untrue ! I spent lunchtime in my swimming costume spraying my little sister with the hose . . ... have a nice evening &CHAR cutie &NAME ! love &NAME who is coming to visit your &NAME lots next year ! From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , Hello ! I enjoyed talking to you on the telephone yesterday . I hope you get on well with your painting next week . As I mentioned yesterday , I arrived back from &NAME camp . &NUM intense week of abseiling , go-karting , mountain biking , sport , activities , bible study , prayer , music and meetings . Oh , and yes , the &NUM &NUM and &NUM year olds as well . Children say the most curious things . I think my &NUM favourites from this week were " are we allowed to get the dinner plates dirty when we eat ? " and 'do you have to sign a form to become a Christian ? " Joking aside though , I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time . Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable &NUM or &NUM hours sleep each night . Did I tell you yesterday that I was going to a concert in the evening ? It was brilliant . The &NAME &NAME Philharmonic Orchestra was playing - quite unusual for &NAME ! This afternoon I 've been with my family to &NAME - a nearby country house . It is very warm today and I like it . We had quite a good week , weather wise , for the camp . Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for &NUM weeks . I will be working from &NUM o' clock until &NUM in the lab , and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too biring . I hope your camp in &NUM weeks goes well . Where is it ? Very best wishes , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Flat Telephone &NAME &NAME I sent you a letter with a copy of the bill and the &NUM &NUM made this week . I think I sent it on Tuesday . . . . ... maybe Wednesday but definitely no later . . . ... hmmm ... should 've arrived by now . . . ... lots of them were mine , hope work is going well well well , love &NAME x From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : Flat Telephone &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , Hello . I have enclosed a simplified telephone bill as requested by &NAME Also , I would like to let you know that by now your flat deposit will have been credited to your account by &NAME &NAME 's. I received &NUM pounds , so that augurs well for the rest of you . Now it is the weekend , and I am very glad . I shall indulge in a long stay in my bed tomorrow morning . Anyway , I must dash . See you soon . &NAME Telephone &NAME DATE PLACE NUMBER DURATION COST PERPETRATOR &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME says if I receive no response within &NUM week he will spam yours and &NAME 's e-mail accounts . &NAME that get a reaction ? Only joking . Only do the bill if you have time to . Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: a little message Dear &NAME , Oh I do dislike that silly " office assistant " creature that always pops up and tells me that " it looks like you are writing a letter " . Really , I do n't need help to write a letter ! Anyway , what was camp like ? Did you get my text message ? It was good to speak to you last weekend . I had a lovely time at &NAME 's and really enjoyed it . My week was further improved by discovering that I was given Thursday and Friday off work since they literally had no work for me to do . All my painting and tidying was finished , and the harvest was still slow to start . I downloaded Third Day 's song that always seemed to be being played in the flat last year and am listening to it as I type . I like it . I went for a walk on the beach we all visited when the flat came to seek out &NAME . It was gloriously sunny and I enjoyed my pleasant walk . I searched for any remains of our campfire , but to no avail . All traces of our illegal activity have been obliterated . Was camp tiring ? Are you glad to be home once more ? Looking forward to seeing you again net term , and perhaps before if you decide to invite people down to your house . Bye , &NAME SUBJECT: An Ode to a Vacuum Cleaner Dear &NAME . &NAME , I have n't emailed you in nearly a month ! That 's one of the joys of having lists and organised virtual filing systems . What can I be thinking ! Well , your comment when chatting ( briefly ) a few nights ago prompted me to put fingers to keys and correct a most erroneous sentence . You wrote " it 's me your favourite flatmate from last year " . Now , whilst it is nice that you think this , I feel I must clarify the situation by stating that you were , unfortunately , not my favourite flatmate . Do n't get me wrong , you were right up there in the top &NUM , but the position of first had to go to &NAME . He and I spent so much quality time together . I turned to him when sad and lonely , when happy and full of cleaning energy , when in despair , when in need of comforting , when joyful , when being chased by Canadians intent upon my destruction he was there . He was with me through the best of times and the worst of times . &CHAR constant companion throughout the year . I ( sniff ) even wrote the blue slip for his bag-transplant . ( &NAME breaks down , overcome with emotion . ) Oh poor &NAME ! &NAME and &NAME rarely turned him on , although it is fair to say &NAME did occasionally . I believe you spoke to him with quiet words of wisdom when he was feeling empty and dustless . ( That is a hypothesis only . ) How I shall miss his cheerful face and the musical sound of his whirring voice . He had a voracious appetite , as befits a vacuum cleaner , but when it came to &NAME 's room I must plainly admit that he confessed it was more than he could stomach . Do not for a minute think that &NAME was weak because of this . He was more willing a vacuum cleaner than any I have ever met , but there are just some things yes , there are things , Canadian things . I shall never forget his faithful way of following me around the flat . Like a dog on a lead he appeared to all to be glued to my heels . All who knew &NAME closely , and it was a very select body I can tell you , realised that he was powered by an extraordinary force . His vitality , &NAME , willingness to serve and ever-ready smile were due to his life source - " the socket " . &NAME was always connected to " the socket " . Without it , he just seemed to break down - no music , no appetites . Some may laugh , but &NAME knew to what he owed his existence . A lesson it would do well for us to learn if we want to live as &NAME did . An ode to a vacuum cleaner . I never thought I 'd miss one so much . I probably wo n't. Hope you are having a lovely holiday with &NAME Enjoy the weekend at &NAME 's. Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME likes simultaneous equations " Hello you &NUM ! - ditto " all I have had today is " how is &NAME ? - And what did you tell them ? ? ? I am well ? I died of shock at seeing you &NUM in my sitting room ? " I went to church last night and we had a sermon on &NAME &NAME hardly mentioned the &NAME at all but it was very very cool and much better than an English lecture ! - Oh yes , I heard about that . Did you agree with his conclusions ? " Today I have been very naughty and I bought some red boots but they had £ &NUM off so really I have made a saving of £ &NUM . - A common misunderstanding &NUM does not save money by purchasing 'reduced items . It is a deceitful ploy of modern advertisers . Shocking . Anyway , do you like them ? I mean the red boots , not the salesman , although you might have liked the salesman , but I presume that 's not why you bought the boots , unless you 're intending to go back and ask him for a refund What on earth am I talking about ? " I am so thrifty ! ! ! - Yes , &NAME " I have also managed to do no work today - The aim is normally to try and get some work done , but why be conventional ? Well , I have been busy drawing yesterday . I suppose that 's stretching the truth a little . I 've covered some A3 cartridge paper with lovely chemical equations . It looks really nice , in my opinion no doubt a rather narrowly shared opinion , but never mind I have just got up and I can see the sun ! This is a rare and glorious occurrence , which fills me with joy . Perhaps this will fill you with &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM - &NUM + &NUM &NUM Well , today I am going to draw more equations and then watch &NAME &NAME . What could be more exciting ? Quite a lot really . &NAME , I am looking forward to receiving your list of songs . It will give me something interesting to do ! I hope you are both well and being hard-working little English students ( sorry , am I being patronising ? ) I 'm going to see " &NAME of the Rings on Thursday ! I 'm very much looking forward to it and am rather excited . Say hi to everyone . Love &NAME &NAME &NAME , if &NAME &NAME dares to approach you then would you tell him I thank him humbly for his letter and will postpone the signing of our contracts for &NUM month . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME likes simultaneous equations hello you &NUM ! &NAME for your message &NAME and you are very welcome . We enjoyed seeing you ( well I did ... ca n't speak for &NAME ) and all I have had today is " how is &NAME ? " I went to church last night and we had a sermon on &NAME &NAME ... hardly mentioned the &NAME at all but it was very very cool and much better than an English lecture ! Today I have been very naughty and I bought some red boots but they had £ &NUM off so really I have made a saving of £ &NUM . I am so thrifty ! ! ! I have also managed to do no work today ... people keep popping into my room for chats . ... very nice but not very productive . ... I am writing an essay on te future of the welfare state . very very interesting . love you both ! ( yes that includes you &NAME ! ) &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME and &NAME , What can I say ? I had an absolutely wonderful weekend . Thank you ever so much . You 're both really lovely . It was certainly a surprise and thank you for giving up your time . I appreciated it . I hope you both enjoyed yourselves in barbaric &NAME and were not too shocked by the natives . Hopefully I 'll be going to &NAME a week on Monday ( 22nd ) sorry , I said Tuesday , did n't I , but I made a mistake ( scandalous admission ) and would love to see you both then . Do write ( or whatever ) soon , Love &NAME &NAME &NAME , it would seem that you were very perceptive when it came to laying odds on Saturday evening . SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , " Please come , please , please , pretty pretty please with sugar on top " - ? ? ? All these things are this week . Of course I 'd love to go to them but I 'm here , not there . Have the lunchtime talks been good ? How is &NAME going ? 'Sorry I have n't been in contact this week I have been working on an essay ( really ! ) . How has your week been ? It was a shame that you could n't come on Monday How was the doctor 's? What did he say ? " - Do n't mention it . Glad to hear you 're getting some work done . Yes , it is a pity I could n't come yesterday . The doctor 's? Well , I have n't been yet . I 'm going tomorrow and am really nervous in case he tells be there 's something wrong with me and I ca n't go back to &NAME . Thanks for your texts . I did n't realise you had just sent me an email as well ! I will phone you tomorrow sometime after &NUM . Very glad to hear &NAME seems to have started going to church again . Anyway , I 'll speak with you tomorrow evening . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Visit to &NAME &NAME &NAME ! sorry I have n't been in contact this week .. I have been working on an essay ( really ! ) how has your week been ? It was a shame that you could n't come on Monday ... how was the doctor 's? what did he say ? Well ... let me tell you what the life of &NAME has had in store . . ... hmmmm well on friday night I have absolutely no idea what I did ... I ca n't remember sorry ! On Saturday night I cut &NAME 's hair with &NAME 's razor ! ! ! It was actually very good although &NAME claimed that he had to do a 'rescue " job on it the next day ! Insulting ! And then I went to &NAME which was good and &NUM I played pool and then talked to &NAME and then to &NAME . On Sunday morning I went to church and &NAME came ( he has started coming to church again I think ) and then I was going to climb up a big hill with &NAME kinght but she was ill so I went to a coffee shop with her instead and then I read a book and then had coffee with one of the french girls ( &NAME ) and then went to bed . Then I had delicious childrens lit on Monday morning and &NAME have bee writing my essay ever since . I am quite tired but I 'm going to wach Shrek with &NAME and &NAME now , hope you are ok , love &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME and &NAME , I am sorry to have to tell you that unfortunately I wo n't be coming to &NAME next week for the day . My department have suggested that they just send the results of my experiment and that I need n't bother coming down . I also feel I could do with some more rest . Hopefully I 'll be back soon though . Love &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME ! &NAME You 're supposed to reply via email ... other methods of communication ars really quite ridiculous . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME hellooooooooooooooooo &NAME and how are you today ? &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : I did n't know you 'd sent me one . I was working hard and I was n't checking my e-mail &NAME wrote : You 're supposed to reply via email ... other methods of communication ars really quite ridiculous . &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Command &NAME ] Start , Programs , Command prompt , Then type : net send sjcr-010 MESSAGE [ enter ] SUBJECT: hi did you and &NAME come to an agreement about the holiday yesterday seeing as we got that finale e-mail ? SUBJECT: Marshallbees Dear &NAME , Here is a link to the illustrious Marshallbees website ... &WEBSITE I have no idea why it is so long . Have a nice day ! &NAME hello everyone , a tired &NAME writing to you here just to let you know that I am alive and well and slowly becoming accustomed to life in &NAME , and even managing to ride my bike around town without falling off or wobbling most of the time ! I am telling you all now that unless you want the shock of your life then avoid &NAME courses at all costs . ... I think I have done more work in the last &NUM weeks than I did in &NUM years at &NAME . ... At the moment I am in the computer room working on a power point and a presentation for tomorrow . . ... I am definitely not the intellectual equal of the people I am working with and so I am finding it hard to follow them at times . ... anyway . ... This morning I had a great lecture on classroom management and in general the course is REALLY interesting and the school I 'm at is also cool although I have to get up at &NUM &NUM in order to get there in the morning . . ... a bit of a shock to the system I can tell you ! My mentor is this lovely lady called &NAME who I already think is better than sliced bread . She is just fab . Anyway , life here on the whole is good although I have had times of high stress and overwhelmment and also lots of longing to be in &NAME again with all my lovely friends and safe &NAME &NAME college to hide in. ... but each day is a new challenge here and I keep reminding myself to face them instead of running away scared ! &NAME and &NAME ( my housemates ) are just SUPER and the house is great . I have also met some other nice people and I especially like all the people who go to my school ( very ordinary and non intellectual , very &NAME friendly ! ) &NAME , I 'd better get on with my presentation , sorry for the lack of communication over the summer but I will be always on the computers now and promise to make an endaevour to reply to any messages . My new e-mail address is &EMAIL so please reply to that . . ... thanks ! Lots and lots of love to you all and I look forward to hearing from you , love &NAME &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , Pleased to hear you 're alive and well . I am too . thank you for your top about &NAME courses , but I was n't really planning on doing one anyway . Hope your presentation goes flawlessly today . Glad you seem to be enjoying most things . Will write longer some other time . I have just got back from a four-day holiday at home . Have a nice day . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Oh , and where 's that powerpoint presentation ? Have a good time shopping . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : New Years Gathering Hello , Excellent idea &NAME - I would love to come ! &NUM ) I want to come , yes , I do . &NUM ) I can come . &NUM ) Do n't really mind much , but possibly better before than after . Have a nice day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : New Years Gathering &NAME &NUM nights is definitely much better than &NUM as it is a real long way from &NAME ( and trains are n't the most hygienic devices ) . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : New Years Gathering ... I think I did it right &NAME ... which button was it again ... ? Um , sounds good . Not sure what plans are yet , but I like the idea . &NAME y' all , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : New Years Gathering I think that sounds ok with me . ... the only thing is that I have my Canadian friend &NAME staying with me over Christmas and hopefully she 'll be here for new year too so would it be ok for her to come too ? ( she 'd be right at home in your house &NAME ! ) &NAME everyone is ok , love &NAME &NAME . Please can you pray for me ? I am more than sometimes struggling and the challenge is not to want to give up but to face up to what is in store ( easier said than done . ) Thanks On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , NEW YEARS - &NUM How would you like to come down to my house in &NAME for new years ? I propose &NUM nights instead of the normal one , as for people who live furthur away it would be better , and furthur more , we would have more time to catch up with each other after not having seen much of one another for quite some time . So , &NUM days before new year ? &NAME leaving new years day ? Or the otherway around ? When you reply , can you relpy to all ( Click REPLY ALL ( &NAME &SMILEY ) so everyone can see what people are thinking . Say &NUM ) if you want to come &NUM ) if you can come &NUM ) when is best for you In terms of room , if needs be , I think we can invade &NAME 's house for some beds . &NAME this sounds ok to you . Remember - Breakfasts are our specialty ! &NAME ! French toast ! &NAME syrup ! &NAME ! You are all great ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : New Years Gathering So . . ... &NAME -yes &NAME -yes &NAME - yes &NAME -yes &NAME -yes ( plus &NAME ? ) &NAME -he 's not sure what he is doing , but HE IS COMING &NAME -not sure what she is doing , but SHE IS COMING TOO I so hope everyone can come ! ! ! ! ! ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : New Years Gathering Hi &NAME , Just in case you did n't know , but &NAME does n't have email access , so she wo n't be able to let you know whether or not she can come to &NAME at the New Year . Have a nice day ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : New Years Gathering Hello everyone ! &NAME , thanks to forward planning and being so wonderfully organised ( ! ) , &NAME . . &NUM ) if you want to come would love to come &NUM ) if you can come Can come &NUM ) when is best for you &NAME over new year &SMILEY See y' all there ! &NAME xxx Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : New Years Gathering Dearest all , with regards to New Year , I would love to join you all , but right now cannot be sure if I will be able to make it ... all depends on work etc and time off and things . Will see what I can do and let you know . Oh , also , please NEVER send any emails to this address again . It is on it 's last legs ( sent to its death by far too much porn and disgusting things like that which have been forced upon my attention ) . So , please only email me at &EMAIL . Thanks . &NAME everyone is well and happy and all that . I 'm fine and enjoying my new little life in &NAME . Off to &NAME this weekend for my sister &NAME 's wedding - I'ma bridesmaid again ! I get to wear a nice wine red Monsoon dress and get a nice little posy of roses to carry round . I 'm also getting my hair put up at the hairdressers - exciting stuff ! &SMILEY &NAME , gotta go now - work to do you know , bye for now , love &NAME xxxx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : ,,,,,,,,,' &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : New Years &NAME &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM So . . ... &NAME -yes &NAME -yes &NAME - yes &NAME -yes &NAME -yes ( plus &NAME ? ) &NAME -he 's not sure what he is doing , but HE IS COMING &NAME -not sure what she is doing , but SHE IS COMING TOO I so hope everyone can come ! ! ! ! ! ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: New Years 31st to 2nd Cooking : lunch - ) lunch ( People need to volunteer , maybe &NAME will organise it ) Sleeping bags , pillows / pillow cases at least &NUM in &NAME 's house SUBJECT: People &NAME , Would you like to invite your flat-mates to our little New Year 's partay at &NAME 's? &NAME is happy with this proposal . &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : People I would indeed . Would whoever is organising it mind emailing them ? Thanks , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , Would you like to invite your flat-mates to our little New Year 's partay at &NAME 's? &NAME is happy with this proposal . &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : People OK &NAME . I 'll email them if that 's your bidding . &CHAR On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : I would indeed . Would whoever is organising it mind emailing them ? Thanks , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , Would you like to invite your flat-mates to our little New Year 's partay at &NAME 's? &NAME is happy with this proposal . &CHAR SUBJECT: New Year ! Hello Boys and Girls . Finally , an email about the &NAME New Year party ! ! ! ! &NAME : &NAME ... &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) - &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NAME : arrive sometime in the evening ( ) &NUM : 00pm ) &NAME : &NAME &NAME 's house , &NAME ( I 'll email proper directions shortly ) , with possible recourse to &NAME and / or &NAME 's house if necessary . The plan is to buy food for the evening and breakfast the following morning on the day ( &NAME has a car ) , so you each need to bring around £ &NUM . I think that 's all for the moment ! - Oh , and if you have n't already , please let me know &NAME if you can / ca n't make it . Cheers , &NAME &NAME I do n't have everyone 's email addresses , so if you invited someone who did n't get this email then please pass on the info . SUBJECT: New Year Hi . Just a couple of things about New Year : &NAME 's address is : &NUM &NAME Road &NAME CB4 2AP For directions I suggest you go to the &NAME website ( type something like " &NAME routeplanner " into &NAME ) . Also , please remember to bring a towel and a sleeping bag / pillow . Cheers ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME Sure &NAME . No problem . See you soon , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &EMAIL wrote : Hi &NAME , I hope you had a great Christmas ! Just to let you know that I shall be in &NAME from Tuesday the 31st of December to Tuesday the 7th or Wednesday the 8th of January . If you 're around any of that time would it be possible to stay a night or &NUM at your house ? See you on Tuesday ! &NAME SUBJECT: News from &NAME ... Hi &NAME ! First of all , thank you very much for your postcard . It was good to hear from you . Hope you are happily settled into life in &NAME once more . &NAME and Aunt &NAME have been trying to search for any articles you may have published , but unfortunately we came up with a blank ; or more correctly , the opposite of a blank . The computer returned an excess of &NUM million articles citing &NAME &NAME . You must have been rather busy ! This week has seen an unusual lack of computer activity from &NAME , due mainly to the fact that we acquired a malicious virus . This despicable programme stopped us from using any other programmes - including the internet . &NAME &NAME managed to download a worm at his place of work which speedily remedied the situation ! &NAME is going back to &NAME on Monday and is looking forward to finishing his grain-testing job this Friday . He has found it increasingly monotonous . &NAME on the other hand is still enjoying what can be most kindly described as a rather relaxed existence - Aunt &NAME does n't hold with these euphemisms . We have been able to persuade him to write out a few job applications , but still await any positive feedback . What do you think of the world situation &NAME ? Aunt &NAME 's views pervade this household and an air of impending doom lurks around each corner . She already has &NAME and &NAME conscripted . She is a very optimistic lady , as I 'm sure you know . Seriously though ( Aunt &NAME 's typing this bit ) what do you think about &NAME &NUM ? Aunt &NAME told us someone in your church encouraged study of it . On a lighter note , we hope you are making progress with your research . &NAME will be keeping an eye on the journals . Do let him know when your research is published , and he will send a copy to Aunt &NAME for proof-reading . On the social side , hope you are keeping all the girls at bay . Uncle &NAME says " Hello ! " - he cannot think of anything humorous to say tonight so you have been left with Aunt &NAME 's efforts . After Sunday we will not have access to the internet , so if you reply &NAME will send a copy to the rest of us from &NAME . However , &NAME will be pleased to have correspondence from you also . Okay , this is it for now . Meantime , look after yourself , enjoy yourself and be good . Your loving Aunt , Uncle and cousins - &NAME , &NAME , &NAME & &NAME . SUBJECT: &NAME in &NAME ... Hi &NAME , Hope you are enjoying your last few weeks in &NAME before you start at &NAME . Your mum asked me if I knew of anyone in &NAME who might know of somewhere to stay for &NUM weeks or so . Well , my friend &NAME 's brother is studying maths there and is in his fourth year . He has offered you the use of his room for the month of December . I do n't know exactly where he lives in &NAME , but it is in a house with some other students . If you would be interested in this ( or even if you are not ) could you let me know either today or tomorrow as I have to contact him . &NAME to hear from you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME ... Dear &NAME , Thank you for your help ! I have been meaning to call you - sorry I have n't done it yet . I 'm a little behind schedule ... &NAME says when I 've a lot of things to do , I spend all the time wondering what to do first and worrying about not getting everything done ! Your accomodation idea sounds good . They have booked me into &NAME &NAME 's Hall for the first week ( they only take week bookings , max ) , but I would be there a second and maybe third week . I could ask them to cancel the week 's booking . Do you know roughly how much it would cost in your friend 's house ? I had thought to stay 1-21st &NAME , but may have to come home a little earlier , depending on flights ... His house is probably not too far away from where I have to work ( Park 's Road - Department of Materials ) , but it may be a good idea to check this , just in case ! Hope you are behaving in &NAME and not distracting &NAME from her studies ! &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Hope you are enjoying your last few weeks in &NAME before you start at &NAME . Your mum asked me if I knew of anyone in &NAME who might know of somewhere to stay for &NUM weeks or so . Well , my friend &NAME 's brother is studying maths there and is in his fourth year . He has offered you the use of his room for the month of December . I do n't know exactly where he lives in &NAME , but it is in a house with some other students . If you would be interested in this ( or even if you are not ) could you let me know either today or tomorrow as I have to contact him . &NAME to hear from you soon . &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME ... Dear &NAME , Thanks for your reply . As far as I know that will be fine , although &NAME ( my friend 's brother ) still had to clear it with his housemates when I telephoned him on Monday . I have sent him your email address and his is ... &EMAIL So you can work out the various details . I do n't know how much it will cost , but I hope it works out . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Hi &NAME , Firstly , thanks very much for offering to let my cousin stay in your room for a few weeks in December . His email address is ... &EMAIL I 've sent him your &NUM so you should both be able to work out the details . My cousin is called &NAME and is from &NAME in &NAME &NAME . He is currently in &NAME in &NAME doing post-doctorate research in the Chemistry Department there , although he is really a mathematician . He is a christian . I ca n't think of much else to tell you ! Thank you once again and hope you enjoy the rest of your term . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME ... Dear &NAME , Thank you so much for all your effort ! &NAME , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Thanks for your reply . As far as I know that will be fine , although &NAME ( my friend 's brother ) still had to clear it with his housemates when I telephoned him on Monday . I have sent him your email address and his is ... &EMAIL So you can work out the various details . I do n't know how much it will cost , but I hope it works out . Best wishes , &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , Thanks for getting in touch . Here 's the deal on the room : I live in a house with &NUM other undergraduate guys . Our term ends on the 30th November , and I will be going home to &NAME sometime shortly thereafter . So there will be a room free in our house . You are very welcome to use it for as long as you like over the Christmas period , until you can find somewhere more permanent to stay . However , I expect I will be around in &NAME " til about the 3rd of December , so it may be that the first couple nights someone will have to sleep on the floor . After that though , there should be no problems . I think my housemates may stay around a bit longer than me , so you 'll have some company in the house . There is no need to pay for the room . In fact , it is n't even allowed as one of the stipulations of our contract is no sub-letting . So the only " cost " is doing the dishes now and again ! I 've just looked up where the Dept. of Materials is in &NAME , and it 's a fair way away from our house ( we 're in &NAME &NAME , it 's in &NAME &NAME ) . I would estimate it to be a good &NUM minute walk . However , a bike would take this down to about &NUM minutes . So , if you ca n't find a place closer to the Department or are willing to put up with the distance then my room is yours ! Do let me know what you decide , and we can work out the details . Best wishes , &NAME Dear &NAME , &NAME gave me your e-mail and said that he had been talking to you about the possibility of renting a room in your house in December . I 'm not sure what &NAME has already told you , but I 'm hoping to come to &NAME on Dec. 1st to work in the Department of Materials ( Parks Road ) . I would like somewhere for between &NUM / &NUM weeks at the beginning until I find a more permanent place to stay . &NAME said that your room may be free . I was just wondering how much it would cost and roughly how far it would be from the Department of Materials ( ie if it 's within walking distance ) . Thanks very much for your help . &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME ... Dear &NAME , Just a note to update you . I have been in contact with &NAME about the room . The department have already booked accomodation for me for the first week of December , and I have asked &NAME about staying in his room the next &NUM weeks , or week and a half , depending on when I go home for Christmas . Thanks a lot for all your help . When friends here ask me if I have found accomodation yet , I 'm able to say that I may be able to stay initially with my cousin 's friend 's brother ! When I get settled in to a more permanent place , you 're welcome to come and visit . In fact , your mum told me to be sure and have at least &NUM spare room as she would be coming anyway ! Thanks again , &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME ... Dear &NAME , Hope your accomodation works out well . I 'd love to come and visit sometime . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Just a note to update you . I have been in contact with &NAME about the room . The department have already booked accomodation for me for the first week of December , and I have asked &NAME about staying in his room the next &NUM weeks , or week and a half , depending on when I go home for Christmas . Thanks a lot for all your help . When friends here ask me if I have found accomodation yet , I 'm able to say that I may be able to stay initially with my cousin 's friend 's brother ! When I get settled in to a more permanent place , you 're welcome to come and visit . In fact , your mum told me to be sure and have at least &NUM spare room as she would be coming anyway ! Thanks again , &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME ... Maybe I should just buy one of the colleges and I could have friends over whenever I want ( and you could choose your own room ) ! ( If everyone who has said they 'd come to see me from &NAME actually comes , I 'll need a college ! ) On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Hope your accomodation works out well . I 'd love to come and visit sometime . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Just a note to update you . I have been in contact with &NAME about the room . The department have already booked accomodation for me for the first week of December , and I have asked &NAME about staying in his room the next &NUM weeks , or week and a half , depending on when I go home for Christmas . Thanks a lot for all your help . When friends here ask me if I have found accomodation yet , I 'm able to say that I may be able to stay initially with my cousin 's friend 's brother ! When I get settled in to a more permanent place , you 're welcome to come and visit . In fact , your mum told me to be sure and have at least &NUM spare room as she would be coming anyway ! Thanks again , &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NAME ? Dear &NAME Thanks for your email , which unfortunately I could not read until I got out of hospital . Hi &NAME people ! Thanks for the e-mail ! Well , what 's happening ? I moved house on Saturday and was quite sad to go as I had enjoyed my time there . In the new house , the people are a fraction more serious and I do n't imagine that we will be playing tricks on each other within a short space of time ... &NAME has been here for a couple of weeks , but is leaving on Sunday . We 're having a good-bye for her on Saturday night . Actually , we 've sort of double-booked ( well , sort of my fault ... ) . Anyway , nice to have &NUM things on in &NUM evening - reminds me of &NAME ( no , that would be &NUM ! ) . I 'm still looking for a house , but it is not proving too easy . Prices are ridiculous - I can only afford a box ( and even then , not on a nice street ! ) . Hope you are all well and &NAME is feeling better . Has he got a little bell to ring when he wants something ? We used to love that , but pushed it once , calling Dad in to change the TV channel ! He was not amused ... &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME ! Well , I have been hearing from &NAME that you are absolutely crazy ! I am back in &NAME and have been so for about &NUM weeks . I 'm feeling a lot lot better and am beginning to catch up with work here . Last weekend I went home and saw everyone . Hope you are having good time in &NAME and that you have settled in to your house okay . Mum , Dad and &NAME send their best wishes . Today I have been working with boron trifluoride ; a nasty poisonous gas which seeps through your skin and dissolves your bones - not very pleasant ! Hope you are well . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME people ! Thanks for the e-mail ! Well , what 's happening ? I moved house on Saturday and was quite sad to go as I had enjoyed my time there . In the new house , the people are a fraction more serious and I do n't imagine that we will be playing tricks on each other within a short space of time ... &NAME has been here for a couple of weeks , but is leaving on Sunday . We 're having a good-bye for her on Saturday night . Actually , we 've sort of double-booked ( well , sort of my fault ... ) . Anyway , nice to have &NUM things on in &NUM evening - reminds me of &NAME ( no , that would be &NUM ! ) . I 'm still looking for a house , but it is not proving too easy . Prices are ridiculous - I can only afford a box ( and even then , not on a nice street ! ) . Hope you are all well and &NAME is feeling better . Has he got a little bell to ring when he wants something ? We used to love that , but pushed it once , calling Dad in to change the TV channel ! He was not amused ... &NAME SUBJECT: Fwd : a quick eye test ! From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : rosemarysmyth ( &EMAIL ) Subject : a quick eye test ! &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , Try this and no cheating ! ! See you at the weekend . &NAME the new office is still looking well &NAME &NAME Eye Exam ... ( ? &NAME : NAMESPACE PREFIX &CHAR / ) This will blow your mind ... ! Just do it - do n't cheat ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Try this its actually quite good . But do n't cheat ! Count the number of &CHAR 's in the following text : FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED &NAME &NAME THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS Managed it ? Scroll down only after you have counted them ! OK ? How many ? &NUM ? Wrong , there are &NUM - no joke ! &NAME again ! FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS The reasoning is further down ... The brain cannot process the word " OF " . Incredible or what ? Anyone who counts all &NUM &CHAR 's on the first go is a genius &NUM is normal . Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE Hey , &NAME ! Hope you 're well and having lots of fun with your Chemistry course ! ( My new positive and almost American attitude to life ... &NAME the stress of house-buying , one must present a jolly , happy front ! ) Anyway , talked to your dad by phone , to sort out last minute survery worries ... &NAME to sigh tomorrow . Had to tell &NAME off for not sending mortgage offer on time , so they faxed it for me . Discovered the secret is not to get upset , but just to call , call again , call yet again ... and keep repeating this process at regular time intervals until results are acheived . Eventually , the person you 're dealing with gets things done mysteriously fast ! It is 'mildly " possible that I may have the keys next Thursday , but any little hitch and I wo n't. In any case , it seems well primed to happen soon after &NAME . I should send you a photo , but am too embarrassed ( how many &CHAR 's and &CHAR 's in English ? " Bo!' - Italian for &NUM do n't know :- ) ) to be seen copying a picture of my house at work ! Hope you have a nice day ! ( more positive American vocab ... ) &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME , Department of Materials , University of &NAME , Parks Road , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NAME ? Hi &NAME ! Thank you for your email . Yes , I 'm well ; although I do n't know about having lots of fun with my chemisrty course ... ! I 'm certainly discovering lots of fascinating things I probably should have known since first year - but that 's what revision is for , is n't it ? I heard about your phone call to my dad - he said he was " immediately on guard " when he heard the voice on the other end ... I am not doing much at the moment except revising . I have a research project to do next year and found out last week that I am doing it on 'molecular switches and wires " - so that is exciting as I am very interested in that area of chemistry at the moment . The weather is very gloomy here at the moment . Oh dear , when I start to write about the weather I know I should stop ! Enjoy the rest of your week . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear Aunt &NAME and Uncle &NAME , Thanks for your new email address . Sorry I 've not got round to writing until now . Anyway , I 'm living in &NAME at the moment and am &NUM weeks into a &NUM week industrial placement with a chemical company based in &NAME . I 'm quite enjoying it although I do n't really have to do much work and the guy I work with is very good at talking . We also have lots of coffee breaks ... I was having to get up at 6am to catch a &NUM and a half hour bus to work , but after the first week I found someone who worked there but lived in &NAME so he now gives me a lift in and out in his car - very convenient ! This weekend I 've had some friends to stay in my flat so that was good fun and next weekend I 'm going home for another short break . I gave mum your email address , but I do n't know when she 'll manage to write you an email ! Mum and dad are fine and have been up in &NAME visiting &NAME for a couple of days . &NAME is still working in &NAME but has now handed in his notice and is supposed to be beginning to think about getting ready to go to university in &NAME soon . I 've got today off as it 's a bank holiday of course , and I 'm just tidying up things , getting odd jobs done and catching up with correspondance ! Anyway , I hope you are all well over in &NAME &NAME . &NAME to hear from you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Hi Hi &NAME , How are things in &NAME ? I 'm living in &NAME at the moment and am &NUM weeks into a &NUM week industrial placement with a chemical company based in &NAME . It 's called Huntsman-Tioxide and they make paint pigments so I 'm finding out all about titanium dioxide and silica coatings etc. .. ! I 'm quite enjoying it although I do n't really have to do much work and the guy I work with is very good at talking . We also have lots of coffee breaks ... I was having to get up at 6am to catch a &NUM and a half hour bus to work , but after the first week I found someone who worked there but lived in &NAME so he now gives me a lift in and out in his car - very convenient ! This weekend I 've had some friends to stay in my flat so that was good fun and next weekend I 'm going home for another short break . Mum and dad are well and have been up in &NAME visiting &NAME for a couple of days . &NAME is still working in &NAME but has now handed in his notice and is supposed to be beginning to think about getting ready to go to university in &NAME soon . I 've got today off as it 's a bank holiday of course , and I 'm just tidying up things , getting odd jobs done and catching up with correspondance ! Anyway , hope to hear from you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi Hi &NAME ! How are you ? Are you having any holidays this summer ? How is your house ? Thanks for the email . I 've now just got a little over &NUM weeks left of my placement left . It 's been a very interesting and useful experience and the work is n't too boring either . I 'm going down to &NAME tomorrow to visit a friend for the weekend . Life is busy ! I 'm looking forward to term starting again as it will be nice to get into the routine of academia again . It will also be good to have some other people to live with ! Next term I 'm living with &NUM completely different people although I do know them a little . But it 's not &NAME et &NAME any more unfortunately ! My new flatmates are in the year below me because nearly all of my year have graduated now since they were all doing BSc 's. I 'm not sure who 's been telling you I cook &NUM course meals ... ( ! ) but I guess it 's someone who 's been talking to &NAME . &NAME is my personal marketing director . Yes , I did send your mum an email so I 'm glad she was pleased to receive it . I usually have to write them at work though as I have no internet access for my computer at my flat . Anyway , must finish off some work in the lab before I go home ... Have a good weekend . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi Thanks for the e-mail , &NAME ! Sorry I 'm quite slow in replying ! Glad to know things are well at work etc. Not long until the new term starts again ... Will you be living with &NAME and friends next year ? I almost met &NAME , as he was to come to a wedding here with &NAME and then stay overnight at the &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME ( ummm , maybe just half a star for meals , but &NUM starts for entertainment ! ) . Anyway , it was a pity that plans changed and he was not able to come . Anyway , I hear you cook &NUM course meals for your friends . That should be good if you ever come to visit - I can set the table and provide a friendly atmosphere while you provide dinner ( &NUM courses would be fine ) ! &SMILEY I hear you and Mum have been e-mailing each other . She was very happy to get 'such a long e-mail from &NAME ! " Thanks for your family birthday greetings at the weekend ! &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME , Department of Materials , University of &NAME , Parks Road , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : The Effects of ultraviolet rays on chimps and the resulting effects &NAME gracious me ! Hi &NAME . So ... you 've been trying to track me down and found some pictures at my web address ... &NAME me to dispell any ideas that I am faintly interested in &NAME by telling you they are only there as a favour to a friend who took them and no longer has an IT account since he just graduated this summer . Well , I 'm still at &NAME ( hence the email address ) . I 'm about to start my last year now and have been doing a vacation placement near &NAME for the past &NUM weeks ( fun way to spend a summer etc. .. ) . I 'm sure you 'll be ecstatic to hear I 've not yet renouced my faith ( ! ) and it 's still as vibrant as ever . You can keep the goldfish . Talk about unsporting behaviour &NAME &NAME ! You 've neglected to keep in contact with me ! ( Well , that 's my point of view ... ! ) No , seriously though , I was intending to email you sometime this month ( &NAME , &NAME ... ) . Believe that if you like ! So what are you up to these days ? Let me know . Thanks for the email . I must try and track down &NAME soon - that will be a very difficult task I think ! Might try the missing persons list ... ! &NAME SUBJECT: The Effects of ultraviolet rays on chimps and the resulting effects &NAME &NAME . Long time no see . you know it would make it easier to confirm that it is you if you were to include yourself in some of your pictures of the rugby boys . Anyway how are you . What have you been up to ? Have you decided to renounce your faith and reinvest your faith in the more important things like sex , drugs and goldfish ? ? ? ? ( do 'nt ask ! ) . Anyway get back to me and tell me if you still exist etc. And &NAME , I 'm disappointed in you not keeping contact with me . it just is n't sporting behaviour . Anyway take care of yourself and write back soon . &NAME . &NAME , &NAME I cut my hair . Do you &NAME ! ? &NAME &NAME &NAME Access from &NAME & &NAME ! &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Hi Dear &NAME , Thanks for your card I got it this morning . The chocolate was very nice and I have already eaten some of it . I am now out of hospital ( as of Tuesday afternoon ) and am very much enjoying being at home . I am not feeling too bad at all and will hopefully be going back down to &NAME on Sunday . I absolutely hate hospitals , medication and all the various trappings . However thankfully I did n't have to stay there too long this time and by the time I left my lung was &NUM up , so that 's good . I have to go back for a check-up in a week and a half 's time . How are you ? What is life in &NAME like ? Mum tells me you 're still busy entertaining and Aunt &NAME tells me you had &NAME down to stay for a few nights . I 've never managed to get down to visit you yet but maybe one of these days I 'll make it ! One of my close friends , &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME are now living in &NAME . They both graduated from &NAME this summer and &NAME is doing a &NUM year law conversion course whilst &NAME is working in a telephone call centre ( a favourite destination for &NAME graduates ! ) . You might bump in to them sometime ; they go to &NAME Ebb 's church ( same one as &NAME , &NAME 's fianc' &CHAR ) . I am enjoying having a break from studying at the moment , but will need to be getting back to it soon as I have my final exams at the end of this term . Last Wednesday I began my Master 's project ; the aim of which is to make a molecular transistor . I think I 'm going to enjoy it and the research group seem really nice , as well as my supervisor . Well , I 'd better go now as this is me exhausted ! &NAME to see you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Hi Dear &NAME , Thanks for your card and letter . I am now out of hospital ( as of Tuesday afternoon ) and am very much enjoying being at home . I am not feeling too bad at all and will hopefully be going back down to &NAME tomorrow afternoon . I absolutely hate hospitals , medication and all the various trappings . However thankfully I did n't have to stay there too long this time and by the time I left my lung was &NUM up , so that 's good . I have to go back for a check-up on the 4th November . How are you ? What is life in &NAME like ? Do you like your new house and flatmates ? It would be nice to see you up here in &NAME sometime next year if you can make it . I am enjoying having a break from studying at the moment , but will need to be getting back to it soon as I have my final exams at the end of this term . Last Wednesday I began my Master 's project ; the aim of which is to make a molecular transistor . I think I 'm going to enjoy it and the research group seem really nice , as well as my supervisor , who is Australian . Well , I 'd better go now as it 's nearly dinner time . Mum says she will write you an email one of these days . &NAME to see you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi Hi &NAME , Glad to hear you are feeling a little better . What about the other one of your lung or does n't it really matter all that much ? Hope you are back at &NAME by now and getting caught up with your studies for your finals . Life in &NAME is going well . I 've quite a lot of work to do at the moment , with trying to get my PhD write-up finished , the new job , etc. Also , I 'm trying to fit in some trips to the &NAME club here , church meetings , climbing ( trying to learn ! ) and keeping in touch with my new friends here and my friends at home . Its a bit frantic at the moment but should calm down considerably after Christmas ( hopefully ! ! ) My new house is great - flatmates are really good fun and no trouble at all in the house - I think I 'm probably the messiest one ! ! Say hi to everyone else in the family . All the best , &NAME &EMAIL wrote : Dear &NAME , Thanks for your card and letter . I am now out of hospital ( as of Tuesday afternoon ) and am very much enjoying being at home . I am not feeling too bad at all and will hopefully be going back down to &NAME tomorrow afternoon . I absolutely hate hospitals , medication and all the various trappings . However thankfully I did n't have to stay there too long this time and by the time I left my lung was &NUM up , so that 's good . I have to go back for a check-up on the 4th November . How are you ? What is life in &NAME like ? Do you like your new house and flatmates ? It would be nice to see you up here in &NAME sometime next year if you can make it . I am enjoying having a break from studying at the moment , but will need to be getting back to it soon as I have my final exams at the end of this term . Last Wednesday I began my Master 's project ; the aim of which is to make a molecular transistor . I think I 'm going to enjoy it and the research group seem really nice , as well as my supervisor , who is Australian . Well , I 'd better go now as it 's nearly dinner time . Mum says she will write you an email one of these days . &NAME to see you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Research interests Dear Dr. &NAME , I am a fourth year chemist with an interest in doing a PhD next year . Unfortunately I missed the poster presentations last week due to illness and wondered if I could discuss your research interests with you some time . I am free after &NUM : &NAME this afternoon , or if this is not convenient perhaps sometime next week ? I am interested primarily in the inorganic / materials areas of chemistry . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Research interests &NAME , Thanks for the email . I do have various things on this afternoon so I may not be available at 4: &NUM . Could we set a time next week ? Unfortunately I 'm away at the start of the week as I have to go to &NAME after the lecture on Monday morning . I 'll be back Thursday but have teaching from &NUM more or less solidly . Would Friday be ok ? Sorry it 's not a more immediate response but it 's a crazy couple of weeks . ... &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear Dr. &NAME , I am a fourth year chemist with an interest in doing a PhD next year . Unfortunately I missed the poster presentations last week due to illness and wondered if I could discuss your research interests with you some time . I am free after &NUM : 15pm this afternoon , or if this is not convenient perhaps sometime next week ? I am interested primarily in the inorganic / materials areas of chemistry . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , Department of Chemistry , Science Laboratories , &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . &WEBSITE &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM Lab : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Research interests Dear Dr &NAME , Thanks for your reply . Friday would be fine . I 'm free from &NUM - 2pm , or any time after &NUM : &NAME . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME pre-registration form To : &NAME &NAME , Level &NUM Dear &NAME Many thanks for returning a completed pre-registration form declaring your interest in a PhD in the Department from October &NUM . If you have not already done so I suggest that you contact &NAME &NAME and &NAME and have discussions with them on the research topics that they can offer you for next year . Please tell me in the course of time how your discussions have gone . Best &NAME &NAME &NAME ( Director of Graduate Admissions ) Dr &NAME &CHAR &NAME &EMAIL Department of &NAME &NAME : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME UK &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Dear &NAME Thanks for your interest in working in my group and for sending your &NAME . I would be very pleased to discuss with you possibilities for Ph. &NAME study in my group and to show you round the &NAME Department in general . Does your term finish on 13th December ? If so , would sometime the following week be suitable for a visit ? Wednesday 18th would be best for me although other days that week would also be possible . Please let me know what suit you . Best wishes . &NAME On &NUM &NAME &NUM at &NUM : &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear Dr &NAME , I am a final year ( &NAME &NAME ) undergraduate chemist at &NAME University . After I graduate I am very interested in doing a PhD in the inorganic / materials area of chemistry and wondered if it would be possible to discuss any research opportunities you have for next year . Of particular interest in my studies over the past &NUM years have been areas such as molecular electronics , non-linear optics , organic electroluminescence and superconductivity . My final year project involves the synthesis of conjugated branched molecular architectures for the possibility of being used as single molecule FET-type devices . I would be happy to visit your Department at a convenient time during my Christmas vacation period . I enclose my &NAME for your perusal . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME Department of &NAME University of &NAME &NAME 's Buildings &NAME &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Dear &NAME , Thank you for your reply . My term finishes this Wednesday but I shall be staying in &NAME until the 16th . Wednesday 18th December sounds fine for a visit and I would be happy to come to &NAME then . Please let me know what time would be convenient for you as I only live &NUM minutes away and getting there should not be a difficulty . &NAME &EMAIL wrote : Dear &NAME Thanks for your interest in working in my group and for sending your &NAME . I would be very pleased to discuss with you possibilities for Ph. &NAME study in my group and to show you round the &NAME Department in general . Does your term finish on 13th December ? If so , would sometime the following week be suitable for a visit ? Wednesday 18th would be best for me although other days that week would also be possible . Please let me know what suit you . Best wishes . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities &NAME &NUM more thing . If you could send me your postal address , I will arrange for an application form to be sent to you . If you can complete it and bring it on the 18th it just ensures that you formally exist within our system . Thanks . &NAME On &NUM &NAME &NUM at &NUM : &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Thank you for your reply . My term finishes this Wednesday but I shall be staying in &NAME until the 16th . Wednesday 18th December sounds fine for a visit and I would be happy to come to &NAME then . Please let me know what time would be convenient for you as I only live &NUM minutes away and getting there should not be a difficulty . &NAME &EMAIL wrote : Dear &NAME Thanks for your interest in working in my group and for sending your &NAME . I would be very pleased to discuss with you possibilities for Ph. &NAME study in my group and to show you round the &NAME Department in general . Does your term finish on 13th December ? If so , would sometime the following week be suitable for a visit ? Wednesday 18th would be best for me although other days that week would also be possible . Please let me know what suit you . Best wishes . &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME Department of &NAME University of &NAME &NAME 's Buildings &NAME &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities &NAME I suggest you arrive at my office ( room &NUM ) at 11.00am . Do you know how to get to &NAME 's Buildings and the Chemistry Department ( &NAME &NAME Building ) ? Before lunch , we can discuss research possibilities and I will show you around the department . You can go for lunch with some of my group - never trust anyone who does n't let you meet his other students ! After lunch you can meet some of my colleagues for a wider picture of some of the activities here . How does that sound ? &NAME On &NUM &NAME &NUM at &NUM : &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Thank you for your reply . My term finishes this Wednesday but I shall be staying in &NAME until the 16th . Wednesday 18th December sounds fine for a visit and I would be happy to come to &NAME then . Please let me know what time would be convenient for you as I only live &NUM minutes away and getting there should not be a difficulty . &NAME &EMAIL wrote : Dear &NAME Thanks for your interest in working in my group and for sending your &NAME . I would be very pleased to discuss with you possibilities for Ph. &NAME study in my group and to show you round the &NAME Department in general . Does your term finish on 13th December ? If so , would sometime the following week be suitable for a visit ? Wednesday 18th would be best for me although other days that week would also be possible . Please let me know what suit you . Best wishes . &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME Department of &NAME University of &NAME &NAME 's Buildings &NAME &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Dear &NAME - Sorry to take so long to reply - been away for a few days and just catching up with email . I 'd be delighted to meet you - we are always keen to meet bright and enthusiastic prospective students - and I think we have several projects here that should interest somneone with you background and preferences . However , I have also just had an email from my colleague &NAME &NAME indicating that you plan to be here on the 18th . I 'm afraid I 'm away that day and indeed the day before , in &NAME and then &NAME , so if you do come then we will miss each other . What I could do is ( &CHAR ) arrange for a close collaborator to meet you in my stead and ( ii ) perhaps ( but I 'll have tocheck timetables ) drop in on you if you are still in &NAME , and my way to or from &NAME next &NAME . Best wishes , &NAME ( &NAME ) Dear Professor &NAME , I am a final year ( &NAME Chem ) undergraduate chemist at &NAME University . After I graduate I am very interested in doing a PhD in the inorganic / materials area of chemistry and wondered if it would be possible to discuss any research opportunities you have for next year . Of particular interest in my studies over the past &NUM years have been areas such as molecular electronics , non-linear optics , organic electroluminescence and superconductivity . My final year project involves the synthesis of conjugated branched molecular architectures for the possibility of being used as single molecule FET-type devices . I would be happy to visit your Department at a convenient time during my Christmas vacation period . I enclose my &NAME for your perusal . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Dear Professor &NAME , Thank you for your reply . Unfortunately I wo n't be in &NAME next Tuesday , having left for home the day before . I would be happy to meet someone with whom you collaborate next Wednesday when I am in &NAME and , if it is convenient , possibly visit some time mid-January . Many thanks , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME - Sorry to take so long to reply - been away for a few days and just catching up with email . I 'd be delighted to meet you - we are always keen to meet bright and enthusiastic prospective students - and I think we have several projects here that should interest somneone with you background and preferences . However , I have also just had an email from my colleague &NAME &NAME indicating that you plan to be here on the 18th . I 'm afraid I 'm away that day and indeed the day before , in &NAME and then &NAME , so if you do come then we will miss each other . What I could do is ( &CHAR ) arrange for a close collaborator to meet you in my stead and ( ii ) perhaps ( but I 'll have tocheck timetables ) drop in on you if you are still in &NAME , and my way to or from &NAME next &NAME . Best wishes , &NAME ( &NAME ) SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Dear &NAME , That sounds fine . I do n't know where the Chemistry department in &NAME is , but I 'm sure I 'll manage to find it . My postal address is : &NAME &NAME 's College , &NUM &NAME &NAME , &NAME , DH1 &NAME I 'll be happy to fill in the form and bring it along , and I look forward to meeting you next Wednesday . &NAME &EMAIL wrote : &NAME I suggest you arrive at my office ( room &NUM ) at 11.00am . Do you know how to get to &NAME 's Buildings and the Chemistry Department ( &NAME &NAME Building ) ? Before lunch , we can discuss research possibilities and I will show you around the department . You can go for lunch with some of my group - never trust anyone who does n't let you meet his other students ! After lunch you can meet some of my colleagues for a wider picture of some of the activities here . How does that sound ? &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME research Dear Dr &NAME , After having thought about your questions from our discussion a month or so ago I wondered if I could have another chat with you about &NAME 's sometime . Many thanks , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Dear &NAME - I 'll see that there will be someone who can 'speak for me " and show you round some of what we do next week ; if you would like to take it further , we would also support you to come up here again . Best wishes , &NAME Dear Professor &NAME , Thank you for your reply . Unfortunately I wo n't be in &NAME next Tuesday , having left for home the day before . I would be happy to meet someone with whom you collaborate next Wednesday when I am in &NAME and , if it is convenient , possibly visit some time mid-January . Many thanks , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME - Sorry to take so long to reply - been away for a few days and just catching up with email . I 'd be delighted to meet you - we are always keen to meet bright and enthusiastic prospective students - and I think we have several projects here that should interest somneone with you background and preferences . However , I have also just had an email from my colleague &NAME &NAME indicating that you plan to be here on the 18th . I 'm afraid I 'm away that day and indeed the day before , in &NAME and then &NAME , so if you do come then we will miss each other . What I could do is ( &CHAR ) arrange for a close collaborator to meet you in my stead and ( ii ) perhaps ( but I 'll have tocheck timetables ) drop in on you if you are still in &NAME , and my way to or from &NAME next &NAME . Best wishes , &NAME ( &NAME ) SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Quoting &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) : Dear Professor &NAME , I am a final year ( &NAME Chem ) undergraduate chemist at &NAME University . After I graduate I am very interested in doing a PhD in the inorganic materials area of chemistry and wondered if it would be possible to discuss any research opportunities you have for next year . Of particular interest in my studies over the past &NUM years have been areas such as molecular electronics , non-linear optics , organic electroluminescence and superconductivity . My final year project involves the synthesis of conjugated branched molecular architectures for the possibility of being used as single molecule FET-type devices . I would be happy to visit your Department at a convenient time during my Christmas vacation period . I enclose my &NAME for your perusal . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME Many thanks for getting in touch ; your background and interests sound entirely appropriate . As it happens I will be moving to the chemistry dept in &NAME with effect from next summer ... one of the driving forces for this was the fact that there are many people there who work in inorganic materials- related areas . The overall deal is n't finalised yet but I am sure that part of the package will be for funding for &NUM or &NUM new PhD students . If you have no objection to going to &NAME rather than &NAME then I think we should meet and discuss the possibilities at some point soon that is convenient for you ; clearly this will involve you coming to &NAME in the first instance . Your travel and accommodation expenses will be reimbursed . I have no particular commitments after the end of term ( or before the start of next term ) so feel free to suggest a couple of possible dates and we 'll take it from there . Best wishes &NAME &NAME This mail sent through SilkyMail v1.1.8 SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear Professor &NAME , I am a final year ( &NAME Chem ) undergraduate chemist at &NAME University . After I graduate I am very interested in doing a PhD in the inorganic / materials area of chemistry and wondered if it would be possible to discuss any research opportunities you have for next year . Of particular interest in my studies over the past &NUM years have been areas such as molecular electronics , non-linear optics , organic electroluminescence and superconductivity . My final year project involves the synthesis of conjugated branched molecular architectures for the possibility of being used as single molecule FET-type devices . I would be happy to visit your Department at a convenient time during my Christmas vacation period . I enclose my &NAME for your perusal . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME Further to my previous message ... is there any possibility you could visit next Friday ( 20th ) ? If not it does n't matter - we can easily fix some other time when the trains wo n't be so crowded ! If you can make the 20th , we can provide overnight accommodation for the Thursday ( or Friday ) evening if necessary . Best wishes &NAME Prof. &NAME &NAME School of &NAME University of &NAME &NAME 's Close BRISTOL BS8 1TS , UK &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM fax : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Research opportunities Dear &NAME , Thank you for your note . There are possibilities and I have asked administration to send all appropriate details . Look forward to hearing from you . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME Professor &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR , F.R.S. &NAME Head of Inorganic Sector Department of &NAME &NAME Road &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Dear Professor &NAME , Thank you for your email and my apologies for taking so long to reply - I have been sitting my final exams this week and so that has taken up rather a lot of my concentration ! I 'm afraid I wo n't be able to visit on Friday ( 20th ) . Would sometime during the week beginning the 6th of January be suitable ? Or perhaps the week after ? Many thanks , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME Further to my previous message ... is there any possibility you could visit next Friday ( 20th ) ? If not it does n't matter - we can easily fix some other time when the trains wo n't be so crowded ! If you can make the 20th , we can provide overnight accommodation for the Thursday ( or Friday ) evening if necessary . Best wishes &NAME Dear &NAME Thank you for your enquiry of &NAME &NUM about the possibility of undertaking a PhD in my group next year . Indeed , I am looking for new PhD students next year , since &NUM of my present students will be leaving and , moreover , I have just moved into a newly refurbished suite of labs and offices which offers more space than I had before . So your application is very timely ! It would be a good idea for you to visit the Department in the near future . Are you free on Friday December &NUM , Mon &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( am ) , &NAME &NAME &NUM ? If not , how about the week starting &NAME &NUM ? I 've mailed to you today a graduate application / information pack which you should receive later this week . I look forward to hearing from you in due course . &NAME regards &NAME &NAME Professor &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM Department of &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM University of &NAME Mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME Road &NAME &NAME 1EW UK SUBJECT: Research opportunities Dear Professor &NAME , Thank you for your reply . I 'm afraid I am not free on any of the inital dates which you suggested , but I have no plans for the week beginning 6th January . Which day would be most convenient for me to visit ? I look forward to receiving your graduate information pack . Many thanks , &NAME Professor &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME Thank you for your enquiry of &NAME &NUM about the possibility of undertaking a PhD in my group next year . Indeed , I am looking for new PhD students next year , since &NUM of my present students will be leaving and , moreover , I have just moved into a newly refurbished suite of labs and offices which offers more space than I had before . So your application is very timely ! It would be a good idea for you to visit the Department in the near future . Are you free on Friday December &NUM , Mon &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( am ) , &NAME &NAME &NUM ? If not , how about the week starting &NAME &NUM ? I 've mailed to you today a graduate application / information pack which you should receive later this week . I look forward to hearing from you in due course . &NAME regards &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME research Dear &NAME , in short - of course ! I 'm in &NAME working in teh &NAME labs until next term , so why on;t we meet up for a chat over a coffee when we both return to &NAME for second term ? With best wishes for a very merry christmas &NAME Dear Dr &NAME , After having thought about your questions from our discussion a month or so ago I wondered if I could have another chat with you about &NAME 's sometime . Many thanks , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Dear &NAME Thanks for your last email . How about Wed &NAME 8th for a visit here ? If this is OK , perhaps you could let me know when you would be likely to arrive in &NAME . In the meantime , have a good Christmas and New Year . &NAME regards &NAME &NAME Professor &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM Department of &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM University of &NAME Mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME UK SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Dear Professor &NAME , Thank you for your email . I hope you had a happy Christmas . &NUM : 30am on Tuesday January 7th would be ideal for me to visit . I hope this is still okay for you . &NAME Dear &NAME Thanks for your email . how about 9.30am on Wed &NAME &NUM for your visit ? Alternatively , since you will already be in &NAME during the early part of that week , would you wish to visit earlier ( say on Tuesday , same time ) so that you do n't have to stay around too long ? Let me know . In the meantime , Happy Christmas . &NAME &NAME Professor &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM Department of &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM University of &NAME Mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME UK SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Dear Professor &NAME , Further to my last email I am wondering if it would be convenient to visit this coming Monday the 6th January ? I will be down in &NAME visiting friends from tomorrow and so it would be easier for me to get to &NAME . If not , then would Wednesday the 8th be any good ? Thank you very much and I hope you have a happy New Year . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Dear &NAME Thanks for your email . how about 9.30am on Wed &NAME &NUM for your visit ? Alternatively , since you will already be in &NAME during the early part of that week , would you wish to visit earlier ( say on Tuesday , same time ) so that you do n't have to stay around too long ? Let me know . In the meantime , Happy Christmas . &NAME &NAME Professor &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM Department of &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM University of &NAME Mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME UK SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities " g.a. &NAME " wrote : Dear Professor &NAME , Further to my last email I am wondering if it would be convenient to visit this coming Monday the 6th January ? I will be down in &NAME visiting friends from tomorrow and so it would be easier for me to get to &NAME . If not , then would Wednesday the 8th be any good ? Thank you very much and I hope you have a happy New Year . &NAME Dear &NAME Monday 6th would be fine . What time ? If you can arrive before lunch we can go to the pub ... Best wishes &NAME Prof. &NAME &NAME School of &NAME University of &NAME &NAME 's Close BRISTOL &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM fax : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities " g.a. &NAME " wrote : Dear Professor &NAME , My train gets in to &NAME at about &NUM : 25pm , so lunch sounds good . Where will I meet you ? &NAME Take a taxi to the School of Chemistry ( keep the receipt ) and ask for me at the porters lodge , and I will come and find you . Best wishes &NAME Prof. &NAME &NAME School of &NAME University of &NAME &NAME 's Close BRISTOL &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM fax : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Dear &NAME I have only just got your message . Yes - &NUM on &NAME &NUM &NAME is OK for me . See you then &NAME &NAME Professor &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM Department of &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM University of &NAME Mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Dear Professor &NAME , My train gets in to &NAME at about &NUM : 25pm , so lunch sounds good . Where will I meet you ? &NAME Dear &NAME Monday 6th would be fine . What time ? If you can arrive before lunch we can go to the pub ... Best wishes &NAME Prof. &NAME &NAME School of &NAME University of &NAME &NAME 's Close BRISTOL &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM fax : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: expenses &NAME &NAME to take so long to reply . Things have been very busy here as ever , especially with exam question setting . I 'm pleased that you enjoyed your visit to &NAME and look forward to hearing in due course more detail of your future plans . I have submitted your expenses claim to our office and a cheque should reach you probably next month . Best wishes . &NAME &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME Department of &NAME University of &NAME &NAME 's Buildings &NAME &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Dear Professor &NAME , I am now in a position to let you know that I am very interested in doing a PhD in your research group and I would like to apply for one . Further to our meeting at the beginning of last month I have a slight preference for the holographic data storage PhD , but I find the photonic crystals one extremely interesting as well . Do you still have vacancies for either and if so do you have any more information about funding ? Many thanks , &NAME Professor &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME I am sorry not to have written before , but I have been a bit busy . Thanks for coming into the Department whilst you were in &NAME in order to discuss Ph. &NAME possibilities . I hope that you went away with a reasonable idea of what we do . I 'm not sure about funding possibilities just at the moment , but perhaps in due course you could let me know what your decision is about a PhD.place . &NAME regards &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME I am sorry not to have written before , but I have been a bit busy . Thanks for coming into the Department whilst you were in &NAME in order to discuss Ph. &NAME possibilities . I hope that you went away with a reasonable idea of what we do . I 'm not sure about funding possibilities just at the moment , but perhaps in due course you could let me know what your decision is about a PhD.place . &NAME regards &NAME &NAME Professor &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM Department of &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM University of &NAME Mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME UK SUBJECT: phd position Dear 4th Year , Several people came to see me last term about possible phd positions before the grant allocations had been made . I promised then that I would get back in touch when I knew the funding situation for certain . I do have a grant available , so could those who are still interested drop me an email in the next few days ? I 'll be away from &NAME until next Monday , but would be happy to discuss the projects more with people when I 'm back . &NAME &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , Department of Chemistry , Science Laboratories , &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . &WEBSITE &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM Lab : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Academic transcripts Dear Miss &NAME , I am a fourth year chemistry student at &NAME and am trying to obtain copies of my academic transcripts in order to apply for &NAME 's at various other universities . I would appreciate any help or advice you can give me on this matter . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Research opportunities Dear Dr. &NAME , I am a fourth year chemist working in Dr &NAME 's group and am very keen to do a PhD next year . I have a strong interest in molecular electronics and am trying to find something in this general area . Having spoken with Dr &NAME about the possibilities in his research group he also suggested I contact you since there are some similarities in interests . Could I come and discuss any possibilities with you at some convenient time ? Yours sincerely , &NAME SUBJECT: Research opportunities Dear Professor &NAME , I am a fourth year chemist working in Dr &NAME 's group and am very keen to do a PhD next year . I have a strong interest in molecular electronics and am trying to find something in this general area . Having spoken with Dr &NAME about the possibilities in his research group he also suggested I contact you since there are some similarities in interests . Could I come and discuss any possibilities with you at some convenient time ? Yours sincerely , &NAME SUBJECT: Research opportunities Dear Professor &NAME , I am a fourth year chemist working in Dr &NAME 's group and am very keen to do a PhD next year . I have a strong interest in molecular electronics and am trying to find something in this general area . Having spoken with Dr &NAME about the possibilities in his research group he also suggested I contact you since there are some similarities in interests . Could I come and discuss any possibilities with you at some convenient time ? Yours sincerely , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear Professor &NAME , Thank you for your email and my apologies for taking so long to reply - I have been sitting my final exams this week and so that has taken up rather a lot of my concentration ! I 'm afraid I wo n't be able to visit on Friday ( 20th ) . Would sometime during the week beginning the 6th of January be suitable ? Or perhaps the week after ? Many thanks , &NAME Dear &NAME Have you had any further thoughts yet about your choice of &NAME applications ? If you have come to a firm decision it would help to know . If there is any more information you need from me please don;t hesitate to ask . Best wishes &NAME Prof. &NAME &NAME School of &NAME University of &NAME &NAME 's Close BRISTOL &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM fax : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Dear Professor &NAME , Thanks for your email . I have decided not to apply for the PhD as I 'm hopefully going to be doing one here at &NAME . But thanks very much for all your help and for inviting me down to &NAME in January . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME Have you had any further thoughts yet about your choice of &NAME applications ? If you have come to a firm decision it would help to know . If there is any more information you need from me please don;t hesitate to ask . Best wishes &NAME Prof. &NAME &NAME School of &NAME University of &NAME &NAME 's Close BRISTOL &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM fax : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Dear &NAME Thanks for your email . I am hoping to take on &NUM new PhD student next October in the area of " insulated molecular wires " ( as recently highlighted in Chemistry and Engineering News , &NUM November issue , page &NUM ) . I would be very pleased to consider you for this project , which fits in well with your interest in molecular electronics , non-linear optics and organic electroluminescence . Applications for PhD positions in our department are coordinated centrally by Dr &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , so it is best if you contact him , and send him a copy of your cv , and arrange for &NUM letters of recommendation to be sent directly to him . He should then arrange for you to visit &NAME . Best wishes &NAME Dear Dr &NAME , I am a final year ( &NAME Chem ) undergraduate chemist at &NAME University . After I graduate I am very interested in doing a PhD in the materials area of chemistry and wondered if it would be possible to discuss any research opportunities you have for next year . Of particular interest in my studies over the past &NUM years have been areas such as molecular electronics , non-linear optics , organic electroluminescence and superconductivity . My final year project involves the synthesis of conjugated branched molecular architectures for the possibility of being used as single molecule FET-type devices . I would be happy to visit your Department at a convenient time during my Christmas vacation period . I enclose my &NAME for your perusal . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE &NUM ( &NAME / &NAME ) ( 0004500&SMILEY Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME University , Department of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Parks Road , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM E-mail &EMAIL / SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities &NAME &NAME &NAME - I am away from &NAME pm until about 12th March , but come and find me ( always happy to talk about work ! ) . &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM Department of &NAME &NAME ( Chem Office ) ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Road NEW PHONE NUMBERS : &NAME AS OF 23rd MARCH &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities Dear &NAME , Best to try to catch me on Thursday or Friday as I 'm off to &NAME &NAME on the weekend ! Stop by the office and we 'll have a brief chat . Looking forward to it . Cheers , &NAME Professor &NAME &NAME &NAME Head of Inorganic Section Department of &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Direct line : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM Note number change effective &NUM March : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM Office support : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM Note Number change effective &NUM March : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM fax : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM E-mail : &EMAIL / &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Research opportunities &NAME I 'm free most of today ( &NAME ) until &NUM pm . Call in to my office anytime . &NAME &NAME Dear Professor &NAME , I am a fourth year chemist working in Dr &NAME 's group and am very keen to do a PhD next year . I have a strong interest in molecular electronics and am trying to find something in this general area . Having spoken with Dr &NAME about the possibilities in his research group he also suggested I contact you since there are some similarities in interests . Could I come and discuss any possibilities with you at some convenient time ? Yours sincerely , &NAME SUBJECT: Financial guarantee form Dear Sir / Madam , I am a final year undergraduate at &NAME and am currently applying to do a PhD in Chemistry here next year . Whilst filling in the application form I came across the financial guarantee form . Could you tell me if I am meant to fill this in , as I have no funding at present and therefore my bank will be unlikely to state that I am in a position to fulfil any obligations ? Thank you for your help . Yours faithfully , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME away Dear all , I 'm away Monday afternoon / Tuesday this week . Usual rules apply , nothing new / dangerous while I 'm gone . Dr &NAME will be around for advice / signatures . Please be especially careful in light of the current fire-fighter dispute , and think that little bit more carefully about everything you are doing in light of potential hazards . Remember to put all solvent bottle back in the vented cupboard at the end of the day , and ask a member of staff to check the lab before closing up and going home . &NAME &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME ph : ( &NUM ) ( &CHAR ) &NUM &NUM &NUM fax : ( &NUM ) ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Synthetic Inorganic group meetings Dear all , &NAME and AKH propose that we recommence the synthetic inorganic chemistry group meetings . After consulting diaries , teaching commitments and the availability of a suitable room , we have booked &NAME for &NUM hour at Friday &NUM noon , on 7th , 14th , 21st and 28th &NAME , 7th , 14th and 21st March ( last day of term ) . The aim is that each week there should be &NUM talks from students , we propose &NUM Ph. &NAME student and &NUM 4th year student each week . Every student will be required to give a talk this term ... but do n't worry , the aim is just for you to talk for &NUM to &NUM minutes on between &NUM and &NUM overheads . This term , 4th year students will be talking more about their aims than their results . The idea is to get you used to standing up and talking about your work in front of friendly faces . Any volunteers for 7th Feb , before &NAME and I pick some ? AKH SUBJECT: Synthetic Inorganic group meetings Dear all , A reminder that the first meeting of the Synthetic Inorganic Chemistry research group will be this Friday , 7th Feb at &NUM noon in &NAME . Attendance is not optional . The speakers will be : &NAME &NAME , Ph. &NAME student , &NAME group &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME . student , AKH group &NAME has indicated that he will provide cake ! The aim is that all Ph. &NAME students and &NAME Chem students will give a presentation this term . For &NAME Chem . students you should be prepared to talk for perhaps &NUM minutes on the aims of your project , and results if you have any at this early stage . &NUM or &NUM transparencies will suffice , and do n't spend a week preparing it ... For information , the room is equipped with a whiteboard and &NAME plus screen . It is possible to provide a data projector if you wish to use PowerPoint , but please bear in mind that the one we have is ancient and really works best at &NUM &CHAR &NUM resolution , although it will work at &NUM &CHAR &NUM with rather jaggy fonts . Not all laptops can drive such old technology . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME away Hi guys , while I 'm away , please use the usual degree of common sense - nothing new / dangerous , and in case of emergency , break Dr &NAME and apply liberally to the affected area . &NAME , I think you 're out of the lab this week anyway - no stress there . &NAME - ethynyl ferrocene prep is on the cards for this week ( &NAME can you please point &NAME in the right direction ! ) I 'll try and see the rest of you on Thursday , but given the look of my diary which is booked out almost solid , it 'll be sometime after &NUM ! Play safe , and see you later Cheers &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME ph : ( &NUM ) ( &CHAR ) &NUM &NUM &NUM fax : ( &NUM ) ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Goodbye my friends ! Just a quick note to say " &NAME " to all you great people ! I will miss you all over the holidays , but we can keep in touch ! If any of you have a different e-mail address for home , please let me know so that I can write to you . I am going to set up an address , so will let you know what it is . All it remains to say is : goodbye and have a great holiday ! If any of you happen to be up here at all during the summer , let me know and I can meet up with you . &NAME bless ! Love from &NAME ! xxxxx SUBJECT: Re : Your e-mails and general waffle Hi &NAME ! I have just tried to access the e-mails I have from you in my &NAME account , but the daft system does not want to cooperate and will not let me open the file . As the system is different on my &NAME , I guess it may be something to do with that . However , do n't despair ( ! ) , the next time I am through in &NAME I shall go to the library and forward all the messages you 've sent me ( if I can remember to ! ) . Anyway , how is your first week back in bonny &NAME going ? ? My first week back in not-so-bonny &NAME ( but 10-times-better &NAME ) is going OK . I spent Saturday in travelling to and from &NAME for &NAME 's graduation . It was really funny as I sought out &NAME and found him ! He was trying to persuade passers by to have a punt on the river . We had a quick chat and then I had to nick off back to the &NAME House as the graduation ceremony was over . So , that was Saturday . Sunday we went to the &NAME Convention ( which I 'm sure I 've told you about before ) . It was very good . The speakers were &NAME &NAME ( a Scot , you 'll be pleased to know ) and &NAME &NAME ( who spoke at &NAME several weeks ago ) . Then I spent Monday and Tuesday going through my room with a pitchfork and ruthlessly chucking out unused stuff . I now have several bin-bags and &NAME to prove it ! My room is now pretty ship-shape and covered in posters and photographs . Yesterday we went shopping to get final stuff for my sister 's wedding ( next Thursday ! ) and to get my birthday present : a scanner . It is reall cool and goes with my computer as it has a cool pink handle ( I guess that may lower it in your estimation ! ) . I 'm not allowed to open it until Saturday , so I 'm getting rather excited for that . Well , I 'd better go now as I need to write to loads of other people too . Hope you are having a good time , and when you get bored you can always write me some more funny e-mails ( I still have n't seen the one about &NAME which you sent &NAME ! ) . Bye for now , &NAME &NAME : I am still wearing my &NAME bracelet , and it is still helping me to behave ! However , it can be very difficult to stick to being good when your family are doing your head in ! They wo n't let me play my &NAME &NAME &NAME : can you believe that ? I am coming to the conclusion that they are ( excluding my mam and &NAME ) all rather like &NAME in their approach to hymns : Oh dear . How awful . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Oh you are awful ! &NAME , Before I begin , let me warn you that this thing is going to be nowhere near &NUM word long . Apologies , but there we go . I am rather whacked after a very fun-filled birthday , and have not the mental or physical energy to compose so long a piece of twaddle . Thanks for your e-mail - it was really great and very amusing , as was the accompanying account of &NAME . You really are a nutter ! Talking of &NAME though , I am convinced that I saw him today . He was in a tree near &NAME ( if you do n't know where that is , look it up on a map ! ) and looked very lost indeed . I am sure that he has got wind of the fact that you are now stationed in &NAME , and he was on his way there . He was so evidently grumpy ( squarking &NAME and viciously attacking the surrounding tree branches ) that I can only assume that his tracking devises are causing problems for him . &NAME &NAME . You may have to resort to contacting &NAME &NAME ( DIFFERENT is spelled R.I.G.H. &CHAR ) about it so that he can telepatically communicate with &NAME and put him back on the right course . However , I may be entirely wrong : it may not have been &NAME who I saw after all . OK , back to sanity ! I 've had a really nice birthday , but I ca n't say I 'm over the moon to now be out of my teens . It makes me feel really old . Never mind . My pink-handled scanner is really cool ! I am going to spend loads of time playing round with it . I got some other nice pressies too : a new Bible from &NAME and &NAME ( my other &NUM was falling to bits ) and some clothes from &NAME and &NAME ( her Scottish fiance ) . I also got a new toy to add to my huge collection . &NAME sent me a little penguin , and he 's called fluffy . I could tell you all sorts of stories about him , but wo n't bother as I am tired and his tale is not so much fun as &NAME 's. Have you had many e-mails since I last wrote ? ? I have heard from &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . They are all having fun . &NAME has been playing lots of tennis and going for bike rides . &NAME is in &NAME &NAME at present but is going on holiday to &NAME in a few weeks . &NAME &NAME has been at a Christian Schools convention this week and starts work at his computer place on monday . Well , this is not &NUM word long - but tough ! I 'm going to bed now ! Hope you are having fun and not getting bored . With all the cooking and e-mailing and universal greetings you have to do , I doubt you 've been bored ! Have you attempted to work the washing machine yet ? Bye for now , have a nice weekend , from &NAME ( or &NAME &NAME , as &NAME &NAME called me ! ) Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME Hotmail at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME and &NAME : birds of very different feathers Hello again &NAME ! How 's it going ? Counted any sheep lately ? ( in reference to &NAME 's questions - nothing to do with whether you ca n't sleep : in case you were wondering ! ) . Had any further developments on the " where is &NAME " situation ? Could &NAME give you any more details ? ? Just let me know ! I have my whole family looking out for a dumb-looking raven ( nah - just kidding , although &NAME and I have mentioned &NAME every time we 've seen a raven ! ) . My scanner is totally cool ! The clarity of reproduction on the screen literally takes &NUM breath away ( pants ! ) and it is such fun playing round with the pictures on screen . I have a programme whereby you can distort photos and make people 's noses and ears bigger or whatever you fancy . &NAME stuff : I can see some amusing products ! ! I thought I might set up a website as well and put some of my finished results on it - that would be fun ! Seriously though , I may do it and put my sisters wedding photos on , so that members of our family and friends who could n't make it to the wedding can just go online and check them out . I now have the required technology to do it , and as a job seems highly unlikely in the foreseeable future , I may as well make the most of all the spare time I 'll have . Just an idea , but watch this space . . . ... Bored yet ? ? If you are reading this you have obviously disobeyed my command and stopped watching the above space : how dare you . However , I ca n't blame you . Now , what else have I got to say ? Oh yes . I was utterly appalled to read that you have started off a mad craze in the Scottish Borders . Little would I have guessed when I first heard of you , &NAME and &NAME purchasing your water guns that it would lead to lots of crazy Scottish boys in " the &NAME " going out and doing the same . You have a lot to answer for . Well , actually , I think we could go back further and saw that a certain &NAME &NAME &NAME has a lot to answer for . Dear oh dear ! Have you had any big showdowns yet ? ? Hope you have fun and that you end up soaked ! Get someone to get some photographic evidence and I 'll make a poster of it ! Actually , having said all that , I must confess that I have a confession to make . I have been very tempted in recent days to go out and purchase a CPS500 of my own . You see , we have this problem in our gardens with pigeons . Now , personally , I think that pigeons are one of the most revolting creatures that &NAME made . There must be a reason for there existence , or &NAME would not have made them , but I , blinded by man 's fallen nature , fail to see the delights of the filthy creatures . You have to understand how they behave to fully appreciate why I have this dislike of them . Do you get any pigeons near where you live . No I forget , you only have eyes for ravens ! Anyway , they hang around in &NAME like a horrible disease and have a habit of flying up in your face as you walk along . Ooooh I hate it ! &NAME &NAME , Bracelet ! Well , I really find them annoying , and they have taken to coming into our garden and pecking round the flower beds below the bird feeder . As a result they are frightening away all of our lovely bluetits and green &NAME . So , I have been thinking of ways of getting rid of them . Stones are &NUM option , but I am a bad aim and am not convinced that it is either necessary nor nice to physically damage one of the wretched birds if I actually aimed right . So , I have resorted to water : bucketfuls doused over mangy birds is quite effective , but not as practical as a gun . So , there we have it . I may end up buying a water gun after all . My goodness ! I did n't realise I could talk for so long about pigeons ! I rather wonder if the particular &NUM that return time and time again to our garden are perhaps like &NAME : from another dimension and sent here to bemuse and confound us lowly and ignorant human beings . I doubt it somehow . . ... Well , preparations for the wedding are hotting up . We went to the florists today and got flowers for decorating the church and reception . They are extortionately expensive ! All the palava about this wedding has made me determine that mine will be a nice simple affair . In fact , if I can trick anyone into marrying me , I shall probably insist upon eloping ! Wedding preparations are so mental . We have had that many disagreements this week that I am surprised we are still a family ! However , it is all coming together now . We have a rehersal thingy tomorrow ( to know where we are meant to stand etc ) and are going to &NAME &NAME ( where the reception is going to be ) in the evening to sort out the flower arrangements and set up the cake . I must say , I have spent a lot of time recently wondering about traditions . Why do we have to have cakes piled on top of each other ? Why &NAME confetti over the bride and groom ? ( although my dad says he 's not allowing any of that as he 'll have to sweep the church path clean afterwards , and he ca n't be bothered ! ) . About your scripture union camp . Is that with &NAME by any chance ? I guess it is as she was telling me about them . I hope you have a good time there . And &NAME , WHAT has happened to you . I quote : " I 'm noticing how chilly it is " ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! &NAME ! ! This is the guy who only feels the heat . Do you know what this all means ? It means you are turning into a southerner ( southern as in &NAME &NAME , not as in just &NAME ) ! Shock horror . However , I do congratulate you , as you are now showing signs of being a normal human being ! Well , I have waffled now for far too long , so I shall sign off . Bye for now , have fun From &NAME &NAME , &NAME , shine ! Fill this land with the Father 's glory . &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ! Set our hearts on fire . &NAME , river , flow ! &NAME the nations with grace and mercy . Send forth Your word , &NAME , and let there be light ! &NAME : I hope you noticed that all my sentances began with &NUM spaces . You are most welcome . Also please note that this e-mail is very long - &NUM words in fact . 'Sometimes I wonder just how wonderful &NUM person can be " . Bye ! The Grammatical Princess . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Hi Mr. &NAME &NAME &NAME ! Just to be predictable : How 's it going ? I have had a very exciting last few days , and am totally discomknockerated as a result . You may not have come accross this wonderful word before , but let me assure you that , serpite not being present in a dictionary , it jolly well should be as it is a great descriptive word meaning that one is extremely tired ( both physically and mentally ) . It also sums up a person 's state of mind : basically meaning that one is feeling rather out of it and , in a word , dopey . The reason for this is pretty plain : we have just lost a &NAME . It is a bit crazy to think that there are only &NUM &NAME girls left now . &NAME is now an &NAME - I think &NAME sounds much better ! Let me tell you the tale of the last few days . I 'll start with Wednesday , as that was when the wedding prepartations really hotted up . Well , we spent the day organising stuff in the house and I printed out the final drafts of the wedding service sheets which I made . We had a rehersal in the church at about 4pm . &NAME and I decided to be difficult and insist that we sat down during the vows . &NAME had this idea that all the bridesmaids should stand for that part , and I insisted that I 'd have none of it . &NAME 's family immediately , and rather unjustly ( ! ) , put me down as being the bossy and difficult memeber of the family . Let me assure you that I later managed to change their opinion . As we know , first impressions can be very deceptive . ... Anyway , after the rehersal , me , Mam and &NAME took the wedding cake and flowers to &NAME Hall where the reception was to take place . We spent &NUM hours sorting out the big banqueting room and decorating it , very tastefully I must say , with flowers . The cake was the daft part . You may not be accustomed as to how a wedding cake is assembled . Let me explain . Are you sitting comfortably ? Then I 'll begin : We had a &NUM tiered wedding cake to assemble . Each cake was to be held above the lower one by means of &NUM plastic pillars . These pillars cannot just be put directly on top of the cakes as the weight of the higher tiers would cause the pillars to sink into the icing and possibly crack it . Ultimately , the cake would just collapse . As you can imagine , that is highly undesireable . So , you are supplied with some plastic dowling rods which you stick into the cake and they go up the inside of the pillars and support the cake above . Are you getting this ? It 's rather hard to explain ! Anyway , the stupid manufacturers do n't use their common sense and provide these plastic rods at the right length . Instead , they are several inches too long . As a result , I had to saw them to the right length , and this is a rather difficult task with only &NUM blunt knife ! Anyway , in the end , I managed , and the cake piled up very nicely and looked quite elegant when we put the floral arrangement on top . After that , we went home and had tea ( at 9.30pm would you believe ! ) and then I went out and spent an hour washing the car so that it would look spanking for the wedding . Then I flopped into bed and slept like a log ( quite literally ! ) until Thursday morning . Well , I spent the morning trying not to get excited , and succeeded to a certain degree by making the hoovering of the car a major task . You would not believe ( actually , you probably would ) how flithy the inside of our car was . Well , it 's well spanking now . At 1pm the real excitement began . The wedding service was at 3pm , but we had to be realy by &NUM as the photographer was coming then . Well , the house went mad ( well , the people in the house did anyway ) , and we eventually emerged - decked in our fancy geegore ( another well-used word , from the &NAME household , that merits dictionary status ) and clutching bouqets of flowers . Oh it was great stuff , I can tell you . Although I say it myself , we made the most delightful bridesmaids , and &NAME looked lush in her dress . &NAME , you probably do n't want to hear all of this . It 's not in the least bit amusing , jsut &NAME waffle I 'm afraid . Anyway , at &NUM ( I insisted we had to be late ! ) we went into church . Dad walked &NAME in an then turned round and performed the ceremony . &NAME ended up hardly being able to say her vows as she was crying . It all got a bit too emotional at the front . &NAME said his vows , and &NAME got so emotional about the whole thing that she started laughing ans crying at the same time . Dad had a hard time trying not to join in , and had to somehow extract the words from &NAME while she was in this quietly hysterical state . &NAME went the whole hog and joined in the blubbing . Call me heartless , but I felt no inclination whatsoever to cry , so sat there feeling rather sorry for them all . However , they managed to compose themselves and the service proceeded without another hitch . One of our church friends filmed the whole thing , so it should be rather amusing watching the replay ! &NAME vows she will never watch it as she was so embarrassed afterwards . Anyway , after the service , the trying part of the day began : photographs . Oh I really do n't like having photos taken , and to have to pose for &NUM people to take pictures of you is highly undesireable . I found it rather difficult being an item of attention all day . However , I ca n't complain , as it was real fun . We then all piled into cars and travelled the &NUM miles to &NAME Hall . It is a big posh country house which is set in a huge parkland . Quite exquisite . It felt like we were in " &NAME and Prejudice " land , although you may not appreciate what that means if you have n't sen that marvelous film . ( By the way , if you have n't seen it , you should ) . We had loads more photos there in the gardens , and then had to greet everyone as they went in to the fining room for the reception . The food was scrummy - none of this inedible fancy &NAME which is often dished up at such events . It was all to do with the fact that Dad likes proper English dinners and none of this foreign fancy stuff . I rather take after Dad in my eating tastes , so thourally enjoyed the meal - although I felt rather bloated afterwards ! The speeches which followed were also very emotionally intense . During dad 's speech both &NAME and &NAME began to blubber again , and when he finished he promptly sat down and wept . All rather shocking as I have never seen him cry before . Oh dear . It all got a bit too overwhelming for him I think . The evning was finished off with the cutting of the cake and then general chatter amoung the guests . It was the most amazing day . The experience of having most of our friends and relatives together in the same place at the same time was so wierd - in a nice sort of way . I just loved it , and the memory of that day will stay with me for ever . All the excitement has been too much for me though , and as I mentioned before , I have spent the last &NUM days in a bit of a daze and feeling like a zombie . &NAME ! I 've just looked back over all this and I really HAVE waffled this time ! Now , let me get onto different subjects . I 'm glad you liked my last e-mail . My apologies that this one will dismally fail to live up to it 's standards : I am not feeling sharp or quick enough to be funny or witty , I 'm afraid . So , who is it that you 're going on &NAME camp with ? As to the &NAME situation : since when have I been " heading the section detailed to locate the renegade raven " ? ? ? ? ? ? I really should be informed of such appointments you know ! Also , how DARE you quote me out of context - which you seem to do pretty often ! Has &NAME shed any more light on the subject yet ? He has not been very communicative this week - I guess he 's been pretty busy with work , so I have nothing to report . " &NAME hates pigeons too . However , his eyes burn with laser-like beams which harry them as they fly , sizzling their feathers and dismembering their spleens . " - How do you know ? ? ? ? You do not possess &NAME 's ability to telepathically communicate with the creature , so , unless you have been reliably informed by our Pastor , which I am rather doubtful about , I can only assume that you are making wild guesses and making things up . However , I do hope that &NAME does feel this way , as I would like to think that I possess the same sentiments as a being from another dimension ( ! ) . " I bet you wish you had laser-like beams in your eyes . Although , I do n't think you 'd be too safe to be around some of the time " - no , I do n't wish for such eyes actually . Such eyes are reserved for only &NAME ( I think that 's where you got the idea from in the first place : Oh &NAME really ! You must try and be a bit more original ! &NAME , no offence ! I am just a bit of a Superman expert and feel that his unique qualities should not be copied in others ) . &NAME I ever tell you before that I am a Superman fan ? ? I am really into him , and just love the New Adventures of Superman . I have about &NUM episodes on video here at home ! Yes , I think I 've told you all this before . ... so moving on . . ... This wedding has made me determine that mine will be a nice simple affair . Well , Grammatical Princess , have you abdicated ? What you just wrote was that you determine ( &CHAR ) that your wedding will be a nice simple affair . In other words , you found out that etc. I.e. somehow you have found out what was going to happen in the future . &NAME dodgy . - oh , stop being pinnickity ! ! ( another &NAME ! ) Well , I have really waffled on for far too long now : bet you do n't disagree this time ! Let me know about when you come down to &NAME . If I have not found a job by then I will probably go through to &NAME and meet up with you - something to do ! I really want to check out my flat a bit more and get more of an idea what stuff I should take back with me . Well , I really am going to sign off this time . Hope you have a nice weekend . Bye for now , from the " Epitomy of &NAME " The Grammatical Princess . ( otherwise known as &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ( that 's &NAME &NAME , as you may have guessed : he 's a cheesy smoothie ! ) , &NAME Miss &NAME , or The &NAME &NAME ( that 's &NAME : our dresses were gold , you see ! ) ) . &NAME : " By the way , have you told any of your family about &NAME ? ( Except from your sister &NAME ) " - no , I ai n't! They would think I was mad associating with people whi talk about such things ! Also , you commited an unforgivable ( in the &NAME of &NAME &NAME style ) sin of spelling my sister 's name with a " &CHAR " ! It is , was and always shall be spelt with an " ie " . However , you are allowed to shorten her name to &NAME . That is allowed . ( This thing HAS to be getting on for &NUM words - no that I 'm counting ! ) Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : SCANDAL IS RIFE AMOUNG FUTURE OCCUPANTS OF &NAME &NAME ! ! &NAME &NAME . Glad you enjoyed &NAME &NAME . Glad you got soaked . " )Okay &NAME Princess just what is this ? ? ? discomknockerated ? pinnickity ? You 've got to be joking ! " - no. How dare you critisise my parents . Those splendid words were of their making . " ) Be in &NAME station at &NUM : 30am . Make sure you are not followed . Avoid all radio communication . Leave you weapons behind . Embark upon coach &CHAR on the 09: &NUM train from &NAME to &NAME &NAME Street . Sit down in the seat next to the guy in the green hat . He will offer you a black jelly baby . Take it , eat it , and say hello . He will speak to you . Ask for another jelly baby . " - see you then . I expect the jelly babies - but most of all I expect the green hat . However , do not expect me to leave my weapons behind . I aim to get revenge for the scandal you have embroiled me in. " ) Have you been e-mailing him ( &NAME ) about &NAME ? It 's just that I received this &CHAR mail from him in which he called you a poor disillusioned girl from &NAME who lost it somewhere . " - NO ! I receieved an email from &NAME on Friday which had absolutely no mention of &NAME , and I have n't written a sylable about him to &NAME at all . &NAME obviously suffers from the same alement as you : the tendancy to make up rubbish about sweet and innocent girls . HOW DARE YOU ( both of you I mean ) . I cannot believe I still class you as my friends . " )Reporter : The eye-witness was &NUM &NAME &NAME , who appeared to be quite flustered ( I DO NOT GET FLUSTERED ) and claimed she had seen the raven lying below the tree ( FALSE ) . She also muttered something about being sick and tired of searching for &NUM ( RUBBISH : I AM NOT SEARCHING FOR &NAME - DESPITE WHAT YOU THINK - SO HOW COULD I GET SICK OF IT ) . We do not believe this had anything to do with her story however . FOLKS ! ! ! ! ! I am hearing some breaking news . ... WHAT ? ? ? . . ... SURELY NOT ! ! ! ! ! . Folks , I have just heard from reliable sources that the whole story is a hoax ( YOU 'RE DEAD RIGHT THERE ) - set up by some poor disillusioned girl ( SHOULD WE CHANGE THAT TO 'SOME LYING &NAME " ? - WHO HAS THE AFFRONTARY TO ASSUME THE TITLE OF " PASTOR " ! ) from &NAME ( BATH ? ) who lost it somewhere during the search for this remarkable bird . '' " ) Do I take it rightly then ? that you have performed an elaborate hoax by staging the death of &NAME ? ( NO , AS I INDICATE IN THE ABOVE , IT WAS PASTOR &NAME HIMSELF ) Just wait till I see you . ( I REITTERATE THAT ! ) I am most displeased ( ME TOO ) . I arranged a legally binding contract with &NAME 's &NAME &NAME Ltd. ( YOU 'RE LYING AGAIN NOW ! ) " " ) some poor disillusioned girl from &NAME who lost it " : CHEEK " ) This is serious now . " - &NAME ! This has to be a 1st : &NAME being serious ! " )The dream is interpreted as follows The second scene portrays the judgement on those who diss &NAME . The city represents &NAME and the judgement upon &NAME for staging &NAME 's death is inevitable . [ This is a joke by the way &NAME is probably a lovely place ] The arrow from the north is &NAME , stationed as he is in some secret location near my abode . This scene represents the terror and judgement of the &NAME . " All I can say is : you 'd better employ a different dream interpreter in the future , as the above is a pile of pants . " )Well , why do n't you carry on the tale &NAME ? We would all appreciate some sort of defence from you in the midst of all these accusations of fraud and deception which are being flung at you . " - I just have : much to your delight I am sure . " ) I can only assume that you are making wild guesses and making things up " - I still hold to that view . " ) He observed me playing frisbee golf and football ( WHAT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! IS THIS THE SAME &NAME THAT WAS AT THE CU HOUSE PARTY ! ! ) , was concealed in a tree as I was soaked with water by ten-year olds " ( &NAME &NAME &NAME ! ! ) . ... " ) Such eyes are reserved for only &NAME I did not copy them from Superman ! . . . . ... Please give me a little more credit than that . " - not until you cease to skit me , and that will never be . So , I still hold that you copied them from Superman . Oh &NAME . A bit of originality , please ! " )I 'm slightly reluctant in writing the following , in case you think it 's scandalous and shocking , but I will anyway since &NAME did to me and he 's the CU rep ! Yours in &NAME " - well , after all the other lies and scandals I have read in your email , this is the least of the shocks I have had to sustain . Well , having now completed my critiscism of your ( SCANDALOUS ) email , I shall tell you what I have been up to . I spent last week searching for a job and had no success at all until Friday . I found an ad in the paper for a marketing company . I rang them and they pretty much offered me the job there and then ( rather dodgy I thought ) . I went to see them on Friday afternoon and arranged to go in for a trainee day today . Well , I am still trying to decide what to do . The company takes on contracts from other companies . At present they are working for &NAME &NAME , the electricity suppliers . Basically what they would expect me to do is go around businesses in &NAME and get them to sign up to &NAME rather than their existing supplier . You are paid on commission , and though this can be risky , I witnessed today how easy it is to get people to sign up . For each business you sign up you get £ &NUM . If they sign up to pay by direct debit you get an extra £ &NUM . If they sign up their home to be supplied by &NAME you get a further £ &NUM . Well I watched the guy who I was with today make for himself in &NUM hours a grand total of £ &NUM . What he does is what I would be doing if I join . It is not difficult work at all , you just have to be able to hack it . Well , the jury is still out on it . . ... If I do decide to join , I may have to begin work sometime this week , so may have to scrap meeting up with you on Wed , but just assume I 'll be there unless I send word to the contrary . Have you been invited to &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME 's wedding ? Oh , no , I forgot : you 're going to &NAME on Sat ! &NAME , that should be exciting . How WILL you cope with the sunshine ! Anyway , I am going to go to their wedding . I have n't seen them in ages ( due to my serious lack of attendance at the &NAME church last term : &NAME &NAME has even had words with my dad about my non-appearance there ! ) , and only recieved the invite on Thursday - it had to be replied to by tomorrow ! Anyway , I have had enough of talking to you . No doubt all that I say will be re-phrased and modifed , and then sent to other people for them to scoff at me and write terrible things about me in return . I call it positively unfair . &NAME . Yours not very happily , &NAME PS - you are quite welcome to pass on my sentiments to &NAME &NAME . I expect &NUM very grovelling e-mails to arrive in my inbox within the next few days ! Pigs might fly . &NAME might be dead . The sun might shine in &NAME . It might be summer . &NAME might tell the truth . You and &NAME might still be my friends . &NAME - for your re-perusal , I include below the only story I have told about &NAME : " Thanks for your e-mail - it was really great and very amusing , as was the accompanying account of &NAME . You really are a nutter ! Talking of &NAME though , I am convinced that I saw him today . He was in a tree near &NAME ( if you do n't know where that is , look it up on a map ! ) and looked very lost indeed . I am sure that he has got wind of the fact that you are now stationed in &NAME , and he was on his way there . He was so evidently grumpy ( squarking &NAME and viciously attacking the surrounding tree branches ) that I can only assume that his tracking devises are causing problems for him . &NAME &NAME . You may have to resort to contacting &NAME &NAME ( DIFFERENT is spelled R.I.G.H.T. ) about it so that he can telepatically communicate with &NAME and put him back on the right course . However , I may be entirely wrong : it may not have been &NAME who I saw after all . " And THAT is my final word on the subject ( for the moment ! ) . Goodbye . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE Thought you might be interested in the following report which was anonymously sent to the " &NAME 's &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME ( which , by the way , is winding up due to &NAME being 'sick and tired of hunting for ravens " - and the fact that she never agreed to set up the thing in the first place ! ) . " Here is some information regarding the whereabouts of that highly regarded and , in some cases , revered creature who we have come to know as " &NAME " . I cannot reveal my own identity for fear of my good name being slandered or false statements being made without my consent - as I understand you yourself , &NAME , have been treated . I could not live with that . So , here is my story . I hope it sheds some light upon the puzzling mystery which we are all so keen to get to the bottom of . I should like to say at this point , that all that I write below is , as far as I am aware , " the truth , the whole truth , and nothing but the truth " . My interesting tale begins yesterday morning . As I was wandering into a certain train station , I noticed a 'sweet and innocent " girl being dropped off by a guy who I could only assume to be her father . This girl made her way into the station and purchased a return ticket to a nearby location . She then dashed over the station bridge and towards a train which had just pulled in. The girl had such an air of mystery about her - and kept turning to check that she was n't being followed ( I later discovered that this was a result if a direct order from the guy she met ) - that I was immediately intrigued to find out her mission . I followed her , and continued to do so for the whole day . She never knew . Nor did the tall guy with the green hat who she met up with on the train . I began to think that I was wasting my time . The whole thing was turning out to be only &NUM university friends meeting up for the day . Just as I was giving up hope of any mystery or deep dark plot being revealed , I caught a snip of what the guy said . He suddenly stopped , looked up at the sky , and shouted at a passing raven " hello there &NAME , old chap ! Lovely to see you ! " . This struck me as rather odd . To say the least . I decided to continue my stalking and discover what else he had to say about &NAME . I soon discovered a deep dark secret which this quiet green-hatted guy was concealing . As far as I am aware , the following quote is accurate , word for word : 'So I killed him . I fed him my almond slices . However , he was not aware that the almonds were filled with cyanide . &NAME , &NAME . &NAME is dead ! " . The girl only laughed ( innocently ) . She obviously thought he was joking , or was refusing to believe that her friend could be a murderer . I decided there and then that I would follow my trail to the end , and discover the truth at all costs . I also knew that it was essential for me to keep an eye on the girl as , if what the guy said was true , she may be his next victim . I could not follow most of their conversation for the rest of the day as they walked so incredibly fast that I found it difficult to keep up . They went to a place called 'St &NAME 's college " and asked about some shirts belonging to a guy called " His Lordship " ; they went into a bank where the girl nearly fell asleep ( as did I ) while waiting for the guy to finish talking to the assistant ; the girl ate a whole &NAME bun ; the girl was informed by a certain gardener that she has huge feet . . ... etc. Throughout the day I kept hearing the name of &NAME , but could never catch the rest of the talk - until about 4pm -ish when I heard the guy clearly and distinctly say " &NAME must die ! " . This threw me a bit , as I had earlier heard him recount how he had killed the creature . However , it is evidence , and is therefore essential to this tale . I could only assume that he was , yet again , re-living ( with relish ) his murderous plot and execution of it . Throughout , the girl was laughing and mocking his speeches , so I can only assume that she is naive enough to think that he was only joking . However , I knew better . I am highly regarded for my judgement of character , and could see by the dark and sinister look in this guy 's eye that he truly meant what he said . Another interesting twist follows . On their return to the station , the guy stopped and pointed at a black feather on the ground . I heard none of their conversation at this point , but could see by the fear in the guy 's eye that he was worried by the sight of it . He absolutely refused to handle it , but decided that he would mail it to someone called " &NAME &NAME " . You may know of this person . I had never heard of him before , but concluded that he must be a good guy as he has such a title ( although these things can often be deceptive ) , and the guy and girl both spoke well of him . I would not trust the opinion of the guy - murderers are evil - but the girl , I knew , could be trusted . Anyway , the girl was forced to carry this feather to the station , but there it was abandoned . This puzzled me , but I soon realised why . The guy had planned to send it to " &NAME &NAME " as evidence that they had sighted &NAME . However , on the girl mentioning that the feather was rather battered and showed evidence of &NAME being in a fight , the guy changed his mind and decided that " &NAME &NAME " would n't want it . So , it was discarded on the platform . Not known to either , I picked it up as I followed them onto the train . I have not mentioned , for fear of my safety , that I am actually a fully-trained crime detective who used to work for the police force . This information is essential for you to believe the following . I carry with me a small bag of useful items , of which is included that wonderful stuff know as " finger-tip dust " . While the guy 's back was turned , I carried out a finger-tip test on the inside door on the train which the guy had touched as he went to find a seat . I kept a copy of the prints which I found there . At the first station we came to , the girl disembarked . I followed , knowing she was now safe from the clutches of her murderous friend . The last thing I saw of him was his sinister and smug expression as the train groaned out of the station . I lost all track of the girl as I was distracted by the exiting train . However , I knew it was not important to follow her . She , I am certain , was innocent of any involvement . It is the guy in the green hat who is guilty . And I have proof . At no point did the guy actually handle the feather which I managed to save . However , on my getting home and conducting a finger-tip search on it , I discovered an exact match with the &NUM of the guy 's from on the train door . How could they be there if he had n't handled the feather ? &NAME . He had obviously handled &NAME at some point , and that would have been at the time of his murder . How the feather got to where it was , we shall probably never know , but it is clear that the guy had had some contact with it in the past . A very dangerous guy he is indeed . I include a description of him for any photo-fits that may be necessary to be published : - short , gel-less , mousey-brown hair . This hairstyle , I heard him mention , has been the same since he was little . - &NAME and &NAME - black shoes - Navy blue coat - light brown jeans - &NAME full of all sorts of stuff : box of tissues , towel , pen , notepad , &NAME ( for measuring cracks in the walls of his flat ) . . ... - spoke with a mild scottish accent : seemed to turn Irish when he said the word " &NUM " - seemed to condescend to answering to the name of " &NAME " I urge you : if you see this guy , do not approach him . He is highly dangerous . You should call the police at once . As I said , as far as I am aware , all the above facts are true . I hope my tale sheds a little more light on the mystery of &NAME . I can only assume that he lies in some small grave somewhere . &CHAR grave of &NAME 's making . &NAME &NAME . Yours anonymously , &NAME Well , what do you think of that ? ? ? My initial response was to regard this as a hoax , or the crazy ravings of a poor disillusioned person from &NAME who has lost it somewhere . However , we can never be too sure of these things . . ... Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE Hi &NAME . I still do n't have a grovelling email . Here is the web-site address you asked for : &WEBSITE &NAME trekking ! Hope you liked the interesting tale . I just HAD to forward it on to you and &NAME . What did you make of it ? &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: TEXT MESSAGES &NAME ( " &CHAR " , " in " , whatever ) Just got your text message . It works ! Glad you liked the e-mail . Thought what " &NAME " said was all a bit far fetched , but you cannot deny that you said those things , and circumstances obviously led him to believe in his theory . Oh dear , oh dear , &NAME . How does it feel to be falsely accused ? I know . You do n't have to tell me ! Have just finished our church prayer and bible study meeting . &NAME ( and challenging ) stuff . &NAME is a great book . The &NAME is great . &NAME is the GREATEST ! Well , bye for now . &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: I like grovelling e-mails . Oh , I liked that . People grovelling at your feet is such fun ! However , I know you did n't really mean most of it : you 'll be back to your slanderings soon no doubt ! Glad you liked my e-mail , but as I said , I deserve no credit for it : all material there was anonymously sent to me - I was just passing it on to interested parties . Rest assured that I , as a sweet , innocent and naive girl , do not believe any of the slanderous accusations sent your way . Having said that , I have a suspision that the accusations may continue , and if &NAME gets a hint of your " fleeing the country " , this will no doubt increase his suspisions . Oh dear , poor you . In answer to some of the questions you asked : Yes , I did get your text messages : both of them . The number they were sent from was : &NUM &NUM &NUM . I guess that is you 're mum 's phone no. Do n't worry . I 'll not reply to her phone . No , I have not received any form of communication from our very own &NAME &NAME . He did not reply to your second text message , and I have had no response from him regarding the card I sent him or the &NAME tale I sent yesterday . I guess he is busy with work . I hope he liked them anyway . I go to &NAME at the end of August ( the 25th in fact ) . We got the information pack about the cottage we are going to stay in , and it looks so cute and quaint . I amreally looking forward to going now , but it is still ages away . I am still job seraching , but rapidly giving up hope and resigning myself to the inevitable . I have a lsit of tasks to do though , which should keep me very busy and earn my uni support from my parents . Yesterday I had to do a whole load of washing , ironing , cleaning , tidying and cooking . &CHAR proper little house-wife but without the husband . Suits me fine ! Well , I 'd better go and ghet on with my tasks for today . Oh , what fun . Bye ! &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME holidays ! &NAME ! Forgot to say in the last email : " have a great time in &NAME and do n't get sunstroke ! " Have fun , &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Buckets of rain are a real pain . &NAME 's shirts are found - safe , but not sound Hi &NAME ( &CHAR ) ! Lets deal with the questions first : I am still job searching - Does that still apply ? No. Given up . Are you alive ? Well , actually , no - I 'm dead . Hello there ! Greetings from the grave . Thanks for the postcard - I got it this morning ! , the text message , and the e-mail . Glad to hear that you had a great holiday and so enjoyed the heat . " I am waiting until the time is optimum before I divulge my encounters over my holiday . &NAME has instructed me to remain secretive for a few days . " Oh really ! Well hurry up about it - I could do with another fun-filled account of &NAME . Anyway , I detect that you are preparing something else in connection with &NAME as a follow-up to your unanimously well-received Voyager leaflet ? When will it be ready ? I eagerly anticipate its publication . ( &NAME has informed be about it ) - well , actually , ideas are rather thin on the ground . I think it must be due to &NAME 's absense from &NAME - if he did truely follow you to the &NAME Perhaps something might emerge once I hear accounts of your holiday . &NAME says &NUM cannot account for the strange and prolific effervations exhibited by &NAME at the moment . Did you know about these too ? - no , but &NAME did say he 'd recieved a postcard from you that allegedly shows &NAME in about &NUM effervations - is that what he was referring to ? &NAME is deliciously cool ! &NAME , &NAME is ridiculously &NAME ! Me and mam went up to &NAME yesterday to see &NAME and &NAME in their lovely new house , and it was BUCKETING with rain . Actually , I have had several excursions over the border in the last few weeks . We went for a drive to the borders and had a walk and a picnic , and last week we went to &NAME for the day ( needless to say , it rained on both occasions ) . By the way , &NAME says Disturbing news &NAME has got friends lots of friends . They are planning an invasion of earth and mean to subdue us humans . This is )a time of great need , which is why I am on holiday in &NAME . Well ! Another malicious rumour ? What do you think ? - What do I think ? I think &NAME is living up to his name ( &NAME Silly ) and being his usual crazy self ! Evidently nothing terrible happened , as I saw him last week when I was down in &NAME , and he seemed perfectly fine . Did you hear that I rescued &NAME 's shirts ? ? ? I was in &NAME last Tuesday ( I think ! ) . I went to see &NAME &NAME , who 's been working at &NAME &NAME Open University for the past &NUM weeks . On my way back to the station , I decided to pop into &NAME 's and see if the lock-ups in &NUM were accessible . I persuaded &NAME ( who was in a very surly mood ) to give me the keys , and went and rummaged around till I discovered them - crumpled in a heap on a very dirty floor in the B-floor lock-up . His &NAME is a real state , but it , along with his shirts and waistcoat , were valiantly ( not ! ) rescued by myself . I rang &NAME to tell him , and he was really pleased about it , and even more chuffed when I said I 'd bring some of them down for him when I went to &NAME . I went to stay the weekend with &NAME , and on the Friday we found &NAME at his punting place and arranged to go to his house for tea on the saturday . That was really nice - his family are lovely - and then we went punting in the dark : great stuff . I had never punted before , and decided - on my first attempt - that I was totally useless at it ! I guess with practice I could be OK . &NAME was pretty good , and &NAME and &NAME were practically pro 's! We had a great time - chatting about &NAME , &NAME 's " Fenlanders " , singing &NAME and &NAME and &NAME songs and generally larking about . &NAME , stunning , and cunning . So , what am I up to now . Well , at present I am printing out some leaflets which I 've been busy designing over the past few days . A friend at church asked me to do it , and I said I would as I like playing on my computer , and also hope to get a bit of dosh out of it ! I am also still responsible for the cleaning of our home ( that 's why it 's a pig-sty at the moment ! ) , and I 'm getting really excited about going on holiday . Well , I await with eager anticipation the arrival of your account of your holidays . I warn you , &NAME 's instructions for secrecy had better prove to be worthwhile ! Well , printing is finished now , so I 'd better go and sort the stuff out . Bye for now , " Take care " ! &NAME PS - are you mad ? &NAME , silly question - of course you are . Why did you ring &NAME &NAME from &NAME ? ? Was the microwave a bargain or something ? &NAME : An extract from &NAME &NAME 's " &NAME Abbey " : " As far as I have had opportunity of judging , it appears that the usual style of letter writing among women is faultless , except in &NUM particulars " ' And what are they ? " ' A general deficiency of subject , a total inattention to stops , and a very frequent ignorance of grammer " . &NAME . " I learnt to play chess on holiday I 'll beat you next term " . - oh , will you now ! Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Secrecy on &NAME 's movements remains unlifted &NAME- no , I most certainly did not enjoy the show . The reason being that all I saw of it was some dumb message saying that my computer cannot open the file . Pants ! It certainly made me turn in my grave , I can tell you ! ( sorry you missed the funeral , by the way - you were in &NAME ) . I guess I 'll have to wait till I next go to &NAME ( which wo n't be for ages as I do n't think I 'll get the chance to next week , and then I 'm on holiday the week after ) . All very annoying , unless you can think of some other way to let me see the pictures - how about sending them via e-mail as jpeg files like you did with the " &NAME is not wet enough " &NUM ? Just a though . And also , you know how you sent me " The tales of &NAME " via an email attachment ? Well , as that is a Word document , and my computer does not have the annoying programme , I have n't been able to read that one either . Could you send it as a normal email ? Give it a shot if you can , otherwise I 'll just have to wait . Do you know , I think my dad is starting to go loopy . At lunch time , one of our annoying pigeons had the brazen cheek to march straight up to our back door . It is a hideous combination of a white dove and a normal pigeon , and is therefore rather distinct . I 've seen it loads of times before , and buckets of water do not frighten the horrid thing away . Anyway , Dad 's response to seeing it was to greet it with a friendly " Oh , hello there &NAME ! " . Oh dear ! Well , I just laughed my head off at the thought of dad being on a similar level to you and &NAME ! I may soon have some interesting tales to tell of &NAME and her friends . However , I can assure you that she is not a goodie . She is a pest if ever there was one - sent by someone to annoy the life out of the &NAME family . I HATE PIGEONS . Well , I 'd better go now . Hope you have a fun weekend . Bye for now , &NAME &NAME : a recent post script from my sister &NAME ( after I told her of your soon-to-be revelations about your holiday with &NAME ) . I quote : " ) PS - &NAME is a complete total and utter nutter ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! : ) " Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Secrecy on &NAME 's movements remains unlifted &NAME- no , I most certainly did not enjoy the show . The reason being that all I saw of it was some dumb message saying that my computer cannot open the file . Pants ! It certainly made me turn in my grave , I can tell you ! ( sorry you missed the funeral , by the way - you were in &NAME ) . I guess I 'll have to wait till I next go to &NAME ( which wo n't be for ages as I do n't think I 'll get the chance to next week , and then I 'm on holiday the week after ) . All very annoying , unless you can think of some other way to let me see the pictures - how about sending them via e-mail as jpeg files like you did with the " &NAME is not wet enough " &NUM ? Just a though . And also , you know how you sent me " The tales of &NAME " via an email attachment ? Well , as that is a Word document , and my computer does not have the annoying programme , I have n't been able to read that one either . Could you send it as a normal email ? Give it a shot if you can , otherwise I 'll just have to wait . Do you know , I think my dad is starting to go loopy . At lunch time , one of our annoying pigeons had the brazen cheek to march straight up to our back door . It is a hideous combination of a white dove and a normal pigeon , and is therefore rather distinct . I 've seen it loads of times before , and buckets of water do not frighten the horrid thing away . Anyway , Dad 's response to seeing it was to greet it with a friendly " Oh , hello there &NAME ! " . Oh dear ! Well , I just laughed my head off at the thought of dad being on a similar level to you and &NAME ! I may soon have some interesting tales to tell of &NAME and her friends . However , I can assure you that she is not a goodie . She is a pest if ever there was one - sent by someone to annoy the life out of the &NAME family . I HATE PIGEONS . Well , I 'd better go now . Hope you have a fun weekend . Bye for now , &NAME &NAME : a recent post script from my sister &NAME ( after I told her of your soon-to-be revelations about your holiday with &NAME ) . I quote : " ) PS - &NAME is a complete total and utter nutter ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! : ) " Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : An altered Questionnaire ... Hi &NAME . &NUM Name as it appears on your birth certificate ; &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME - how did you know that ? It 's top secret ! Only my parents were supposed to know ! &NUM Nicknames ; Epitomy of Normality , Grammatical Princess , &NAME Miss &NAME , Captain &NAME - I like it ! &NUM Tattoos ; &NAME - that 's top secret too ! &NUM How much do you love your job ; Being in charge of &NAME 's &NAME &NAME plc was absolutely great . - huh ! Pigs might fly . &NAME might be dead . The sun might shine in &NAME . It might be summer . &NAME might tell the truth . You and &NAME might still be my friends . . . ... &NUM &NAME ; &NAME - quite correct &NUM Loved somebody so much it made you cry ? &NAME , yes &NAME . - sorry , but I have to object to that . I do n't love &NAME . I have a high regard for him . I have certainly never cried over him . &NUM Why ? &NAME is nearing his 400th year - phew , he 's getting to be an " old bird " ! &NUM &NAME ; Oh to be an intergalactic raven , soaring through the stars by &NAME &NAME , published by New Worship Songs , October &NUM . - wahay ! &NAME 's music career is launched in style ! &NUM Word or phrase ; &NAME , I HATE PIGEONS ! , &NAME &NAME , &NAME - very funny ! &NUM When was your last hospital visit ? &NUM years ago , but I 'm expecting a more permanent one soon if I keep talking about intergalactic ravens like this - see you there &NAME ! Thanks ! That was fun . Yes , I have had contact from &NAME . He asked me to join your punting party in September . That should be great fun . &NAME said you were planning on going - when are you travelling down ? I guess you 'll be going by train , so we could meet up at &NAME if you want . I want to investigate the cheap tickets asap , as I ca n't afford much - I AM SKINT ! Well , let me know - and when are you going to e-mail me the Tales of &NAME ? Have fun , &NAME &NAME : another &NAME &NAME quote - this time from " &NAME and Prejudice " : " For what do we live , but to make sport of our neighbours , and laugh at them in our turn ? " Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Party &NAME , hello . Thanks for the Tales of &NAME . I think &NAME would like to see them , so I 'll forward them to her . She thinks we 're all mad . I still have n't been able to see " The Emissary " , much to my annoyance . I was in &NAME today - dropping some stuff off at the flat , and we went round to the library before we left . I went in and , as soon as I 'd logged on , was asked to get out as they were shutting the IT room . PANTS ! I could have then popped into college , but we had to be back in &NAME within &NUM mins so that we could let &NAME in the house when she got back from work . Never mind . I saw &NAME while I was at the flats - she 's moved in and her sister is staying there with her too . &NAME was also there - come to see &NAME , so that was nice . Well , my holiday to &NAME is approaching - yippee ! I 'll send you a postcard . I have so many people to send them too that it 's going to cost me a fortune in stamps ! We have to set off dead early on &NAME morning ( about 4am ) so that we can be in &NAME on time for the start of the party at my aunty 's. We have to pick &NAME up from &NAME on the way too . Oh , it 's going to be a nightmare travelling all that way . Never mind ( again ) . Well , gotta go and make tea . Have fun with &NAME . Bye , &NAME ( ! ) . PS - sorry , no more suitable quotes at present . And no , I was n't dissing &NAME . How dare you suggest such a thing . Would I do that ? &NAME - I have n't checked up about trains yet . How lazy is that ? &NAME , I 'm a &NAME . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: atomic clocks ! ? ! - whatever next ! Hi &NAME ! &NAME , ( it had to appear eventually ! ) - nice , although I 'm not sure if it sounds quite right . SECTION &NUM : LIFE &NAME 's Punting Party is life . - not in my case . I 've decided that I wo n't be going after all . Having looked at possible train fares and reviewing the state of my bank balance , I came to the conclusion that I simple cannot justify spending all that money . Very annoying . I hate money , but it is a necessity in this world , and I ca n't always spend it as I want to . Having already been down to &NAME once these holidays , I do n't think I can afford to go again . It means I have to forgo the pleasure of having fun with you guys , but I 'll see you all soon after it anyway . I guess you can tell I 'm trying to look on the bright side here . I 'm sure you 'll all have a great time anyway . we do n't know the personality of the sheep , cows and chickens down in &NAME . They may be vicious . They probably are . - you have n't met &NAME 's Fenlanders yet ! Now , when do you return from you holiday ? - next Saturday . You are a &NAME . - you think I did n't know that ? ? ? ! SECTION &NUM : &NAME With regards to shutting the IT room , could n't you go to a different level , or were they all shut to ? - you think I did n't check that out ? How dumb do you think I am ? Failing that , why did n't you use the secret computer console which )Quon had installed for us devotees in the depths of the library ? You )know the code for its activation &NAME is Cool . - since when ? I am tempted to take serious offence to this . How dare you not tell me about this sooner . I 'm going to have to take this up with &NAME and have him up before the &NAME &NAME Council for his discriminatory behaviour . Shocking . I am really devastated about it . My holiday will be ruined . SECTION &NUM : ATOMIC CLOCKS - To Be Continued - well , whatever next ! &NAME seems to have gone to your head . It was all very amusing though , even if it was a 'display of lunacy " on your part . I look forward with interest to your next installment . Is this your attempt at a novel ? &NAME was telling me about his story that he wrote while on holiday in &NAME . Do n't expect me to return from &NAME with a story about - well , I do n't know what . Well , what else do I have to say ? Oh yes . &NAME has not been living up to her occupation ( ie dossing ) these past &NUM days . She spent yesterday with her younger sister &NAME , who recieved her &NAME results - She got &NUM &CHAR * 's and &NUM &CHAR ! ! ! ! Well , we had lots of jobs to do for mam in town - bits and &NAME to buy for the holiday - so I was well whacked by the time we got home . The weather has been sooooo hot here too - summer has eventually arrived . Today I have been ironing - constantly . I started at &NUM this morning , stopped for &NUM mins to have lunch , and then continued until &NAME . You have no idea how many items of clothes there are in this house ! My dad 's hankerchiefs are the most annoying - he insists they are nicely ironed and folded ( only for him to scrunch them up in his pocket ) . Then I prepared the chicken ( an ucky task ) for roasting and sorted the vege for tea , which I now have to go and switch on . Then this evening I have to pack , then help dad pack the car , then go to bed early before getting up at 4am so we are ready to leave at &NUM . I am going to be so whacked I 'll not be fit for a party . Well , gotta go and attend to a roast bird - not &NAME , I 'm glad to say , but I wish it was &NAME ( only I would n't eat it ) , as she continues to grace our garden with her unwanted presense . Bye for now , have a fun week - I certainly hope to . &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Oh you are awful ! Hi &NAME , The reason you ca n't access the emails is probably because you , very efficiently , put them in a folder labelled &NAME right ? The Webmail product cannot access folders , it only checks your inbox . I look forward with growing anticipation to receiving them when you next go to &NAME . Yes . Well , as for my first week back in bonny &NAME I am enjoying it , but am rather bored . I , too , have been seeking solace in tidying and organising my room , books , academic work , computer files , etc. I 've organised , re-organised , and cleaned up my computer goodness knows how many times . Just kidding actually , I 've only done it a few times seriously ! Thank you very much for sending me this email not only do I get to enjoy reading it , I also get to enjoy writing a reply . Did you enjoy your sister 's graduation ? How funny to meet up with &NAME ! &NAME ! I 'm pleased to hear you enjoyed the &NAME convention ? We almost went on Sunday , but obviously not quite . I think I may have met &NAME &NAME at that ordination service in &NAME . Is he the one who has a church in &NAME ? I spent Monday and Tuesday going through my room with a pitchfork I bet that would have been amusing to watch . So , let me get this straight you danced around your room all day Monday and Tuesday brandishing a pitchfork in mid-air ? Weird heathen rituals ! What on earth did your family think ? My room is now pretty ship-shape and covered in posters and photographs Are you trying to shock me ? It wo n't work . I 'm past shocking . Actually , I 'm not . I ca n't resist saying that a tidy room covered in pictures and photographs is rather a contradiction in terms . A lecture will not follow this time . Are you excited about your sister 's wedding ? &NAME , I guess that 's a pretty silly question ! Well , I hope it all goes well . my birthday present : a pink handle Well ! I 've seen ( actually , heard I 'm not sure what seeing would do to my retinal attachments ) it all now ! A scanner with a pink handle . Cool ! I 'm not allowed to open it until Saturday , so I 'm getting rather excited for that . That would explain the strange pitchfork rituals . When you get bored you can always write me some more funny e-mails May I just take this opportunity to say : You have absolutely NO IDEA of what you have just let yourself in for ! ! ! I have sent the email about &NAME at the same time as this one . &NAME ha ha ! sorry , I just laughed out loud . I suddenly thought about &NAME punting on the river with some innocent tourists in tow , then suddenly scaring them senseless by jumping up and down , flapping his arms , and croaking like a demented raven . &NAME has a lot to answer for ! Every time I see a crow here ( and there are LOTS around here ! ) I think could you be &NAME ? ( Not really seriously ) I saw a whole flock of crows yesterday while I was out a bike ride the intergalactic advance party for the invasion of the Scottish Borders . Well , obviously do n't you agree ? I am still wearing my &NAME bracelet , and it is still helping me to behave ! &NAME . My invisible one is getting a bit worn , so I 'll need to get it mended . Really , the fraying hem is just appalling . However , it can be very difficult to stick to being good when your family are doing your head in ! Do n't tell me they 're in the We Love Pitchforks club too ! ? They wo n't let me play my &NAME &NAME &NAME : can you believe that ? No. You 're lying . Put your bracelet back on . Actually , that 's a shame . May I suggest headphones ? It is such a waste not to play that wonderful music . My commiseration 's fellow sufferer . I am coming to the conclusion that they are all rather like &NAME in their approach to hymns : Oh dear . How awful . Very funny ! They will have a hard time living with you for &NUM months if that 's the case ! Have you got a job yet ? I have n't. I 'm not going to look for one until the end of August , when I return from my holiday . Please email soon . Emails are fun . I do n't get nearly enough of them . Yours and one from &NAME are the only &NUM which I 've had yet . ( &CHAR pitying sigh emerges from the reader ) I 've been learning to cook . So far I have made the dinner most days since I got back . It is quite an interesting experience . I also did the shopping myself today . ( &NAME in voice of five-year-old who proudly announces the achievement of some minor feat . ) I also came across the photo 's of &NAME in a compromising situation today . I really do n't know what we should do with them . He has absolutely no idea of their existence you know . Incidentally , you never said goodbye last Friday . I am utterly devastated . ( Seriously ! ) I will end with the following quote from the ITS booklet Computing at &NAME . Do n't tell me you have n't read it ! I 'm amazed ! Utterly confounded ! Bemused , confused , and finally , shocked ! Section &NUM ; Never forget that the person on the other end is human It is easy to misinterpret a message without the voice inflections of face- to-face communication . I quite agree . Email has its limitations ! Oh well , I have now written you &NUM words , ( &NUM was actually the 900th ! sad ! ) most of them misplaced and probably misinformed as to the true nature of their purpose . Anyway , take care , have a corking weekend , and also resistance is futile . See you . &NAME [ in ] &NAME This email contains &NUM words I expect at least as many in return . All that remains is for me to wish you a very happy birthday on Saturday . You will wave good-bye to your teenage years with some sorrow hopefully , but you will get to open your scanner and will find solace in its electronic parts I do n't doubt . HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! ! ! SUBJECT: &NAME ! Hi &NAME , I am about to dispel from you mind any idea , however remote , that I have even the slightest shred of sanity within me . Oh well , here goes Credits ; &NAME nonsense : &NAME [ in ] &NAME nonsense : &NAME [ in ] &CHAR BRIEF HISTORY OF THE ORIGINS AND WAYS OF " &NAME " &NUM evening , many many moons ago , when I was sojourning in the room of &NAME , we began to weave a strange and haunting tale ... A strange and haunting tale indeed ... As I inhaled ( a questionable habit ) copious quantities of &NAME 's extra strong coffee powder , I happened to mention a particular Raven I often saw on the roof outside my room . On hearing this , &NAME looked up , slightly startled . I could tell by the piercing look in his left eye that I had stumbled unwittingly upon something worth finding out . Little did I realise how deep the knowledge he carried within himself would affect our lives . SUBJECT: &NAME 's emotional balance & Fluffy Hi &NAME , I 'm really pleased you had a great birthday . As for being out of your teens , I would n't worry too much about it . However , I would agree that you are now very old . Just kidding . Seriously . Glad to hear you like your scanner , they 're very useful peripherals I suspect it will help you enormously if you make any more posters . &CHAR fluffy penguin hmmm . What colour ? Now , before continuing on towards the main body of this epistle , I would humbly and fervently beg of you to please use &NUM spaces between your sentences . This one-space-hooliganism is driving my sentence-construction-neurosis to distraction . Thank you , o grammatical princess . ( &NAME ) Furthermore , I am totally fed up of going through e-mails and ensuring all the sentences are double spaced . It is becoming tiresome , as &NAME appears to have the same disease as you . &NAME does not , but then she is an English student . So , yes , I have only heard from &NAME and &NAME since you e-mailed last . &NAME , as you knew , was judging that Christian Schools Conference , and &NAME seems to be looking for work . Other than that , she writes highly amusing emails about cookery &NAME 's comments on flat cooking to &NAME ; Glad to hear about your cooking ; now there 's &NUM of us who can cook ( do n't trust &NAME and &NAME 's cooking , do n't trust &NAME 's methods of cooking , tend to be of the " What 's this ? How interesting ! I 'll put that in , then " variety ) . I thought that was highly amusing , as you might have guessed . &NAME sent me these questions via e-mail , which I answered as follows ; &NUM ) How many sheep are there in your house ? * None . Animals are nor welcome in my abode , even sheep . &NUM ) How many sheep are there in your garden ? * Once again , none , usually . You see , since our garden is literally a ploughed field ( tractor and plough came last week ) there is no motivation for sheep to grace it with their presence . Oh well , we shall soon plant a nice lawn for them . &NUM ) How many sheep are there in your village ? * &NUM do not live in a village . I live in the COUNTRY . I.e. no nasty unhygienic people in close proximity abiding . I live surrounded by fields , some of which contain sheep , &NUM , grass , and other natural produce of the Scottish Borders agricultural system . I have never taken the time to count the sheep , just the &NUM , and therefore &NUM cannot give you an exact figure . &NAME . Will this ruin your life for good ? &NUM ) How many sheep are there in your county ? * Check the internet . I would n't like to hazard a guess . I might be gloriously and utterly wrong . &NUM ) How many sheep are there in &NAME ? * Multiply the population of &NAME by the number of people in &NAME divided by the number of daffodils in &NAME . The sheep , as well put by a young foreign guest of our family last summer is , after all , the national hero . There is a statue of him in a quaint southern Scottish town that 's what prompted this epitaph . Now , &NAME . Well , I 'm glad you thought Tales of &NAME version &NUM was funny . I did . However , I 'm quite stunned to hear of poor lost bewildered frightened angry annoyed cross little &NAME searching for me somewhere in &NAME . I was so sure it was him I saw the other day , diligently pecking in my newly ploughed garden . Oh dear . I may have been mistaken . Yes , I agree , I 'd better inform &NAME immediately , this is becoming serious ! &CHAR raven 's emotional balance is at stake ! Anyway , my return from University with a water pistol has prompted my younger brother , &NAME , to purchase a &NAME &NUM , like &NAME 's, so we are no longer safe even at home . Following that , our neighbour 's son bought a &NAME &NUM , like &NAME 's, so the entire area is in a continual state of unrest . There have been rumours of a police state being declared , with the &NAME conglomerate as the dictatorial government , but I do n't believe that . You may be interested to know that I have bought a Mission Praise Music Edition , and am thoroughly enjoying practising the songs in it . ( Not that I 'm any good at them ! ) At church this morning we had someone called &NAME &NAME preaching obviously not your dad , but funny that he has the same name . Hope you are feeling well . I 'm looking forward to the return of &NAME &NAME on television next week . &NAME has asked me to record them so we can all watch them in the flat next year . Well , considering the following thoughts of &NAME 's on &NAME &NAME , I do n't know if all will go as planned &NAME says &NAME refuses to be subject to conversations on the subjects of : Work &NAME &NAME Quality of food Quantity of food Boys &NAME &NAME TV scheduling for the next few hours of that day &NAME 's mess &NAME 's fussiness &NAME &NAME I am going to be a leader at a Scripture &NAME camp in a week 's time . Yesterday morning I discovered that someone from &NAME 's is going on the very same camp ! Not only that , but she was in my bible study group last year ! Amazing ! The weather here is abysmal rain at &NUM degrees , &NUM degrees and &NUM degrees . That 's the inclination of the droplets not the temperature . Writing of temperature , I 'm noticing how chilly it is up here compared to &NAME . ( &NAME ! He admits feeling cold ! Call an ambulance ! ) Totally out of the blue , do n't you think &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME is simply delirious ? Pure and utter joy perhaps even eclipsing water ! &NAME [ o] [ in] [ whatever really ! ] ( &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ! Fill this land with the Father 's glory ! ) &NUM Words ( &NAME ! ) &NAME No , I have not yet attempted to use the washing machine . Cooking and baking are my starting points . Also , have you been checking that these e-mails are exactly &NUM words long ? Please do . It 's an uncanny innate ability I seem to possess . Sometimes I wonder just how wonderful &NUM person can be . SUBJECT: &NAME vs. Pigeons - a fight to the death Good day o Grammatical Princess , How 's it going ? - &NAME 's &NAME &NAME , No. &NUM Well ! That e-mail was FANTASTIC ! ! ! I REALLY enjoyed reading it ! I laughed myself to sleep last night ! &NAME , but a totally different style of writing than usual ? The words were a lot longer , averaging &NUM letters per word rather than the usual &NUM and &NUM . ( Mine 's &NUM &NAME ! ) Also , do n't think I 'm forgetting that you wrote &NUM , congratulations ! You must have been in an eloquent mood . It was also really funny , with some of the phrases sounding like they came straight out of &NAME I now have the required technology to do it Captain &NAME &NAME Some of the phrases , of course , did not sound like they came straight out of &NAME in " the &NAME " I guess that 's said best with an Irish accent ? Yes , there have been developments in the Where is &NAME situation . ( See email titled &NAME sighted in tree ) I am going to attempt to capture possible candidates for the renegade &NUM on film . I was wondering Since your scanner and programme seems really good , ( not to mention cool you 've said that more than once now ! ) would it be possible for you to alter a photo of a dumb-looking raven and , say , give it facial expression ? If so , then the possibilities are limitless ! The tales of &NAME could take on a totally new dimension ! ( No pun intended ) If that would be possible , then I 'll take some photos , develop them and e-mail you them at some point . Probably not until the week after next as I 'll be away on this &NAME camp , which , incidentally , is not with &NAME . ( &NAME ! You deduced incorrectly there ! Do n't jump to conclusions Grammatical Princess . ) By the way , if you do set up a web-site , then please give me the address . No questions asked . With regards to the water guns issue , no , I have n't been soaked yet . However , I doubt that 's because my I 'm unsoakable air has followed me home . I quite simply have n't taken part in any attacks yet . My brother comes in dripping every night though . So PIGEONS ! ( &NAME I hate them ! &NAME &NAME , &NAME ! ) I love that &NAME &NAME , &NAME ! line it fills my heart with mirth and merriment , laughter overflowing through my veins . Actually , &NAME hates pigeons too . However , his eyes burn with laser-like beams which harry them as they fly , sizzling their feathers and dismembering their spleens . ( &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME No. &NUM ) I bet you wish you had laser-like beams in your eyes . Although , I do n't think you 'd be too safe to be around some of the time I like the following quote from your last e-mail ; it is nice to physically damage the wretched birds Well , well , well ! &NAME the Pigeon Slayer ! Who would have thought it ? Also ; Pigeons are from another dimension and sent here to bemuse and confound us lowly and ignorant human beings &NAME , well , I think I prefer &NAME the Pigeon Slayer to &NAME the Insane Stellar Physicist . Am I guessing right that they are sent by &NAME ? I hope not . Devious raven . This wedding has made me determine that mine will be a nice simple affair . Well , Grammatical Princess , have you abdicated ? What you just wrote was that you determine ( &CHAR ) that your wedding will be a nice simple affair . In other words , you found out that etc. I.e. somehow you have found out what was going to happen in the future . &NAME dodgy . If I can trick anyone into marrying me The most masterfully and skillfully planned &NAME trick of the century . &NAME and deception will know no limits . ( &NAME joking , I 'm sure you 'll manage somehow . ) I have spent a lot of time recently wondering about traditions . I 've spent the last year wondering about them , specifically &NAME 's. Why do we have to have cakes piled on top of each other ? &NAME ! So the one at the top does n't fall down , of course ! I would have thought that was obvious ! Who ever heard of floating cakes ? ! You are turning into a southerner showing signs of being a normal human being ! Do n't insult me , &CHAR epitomy of normality . Kidding . Thank you for what I take as a compliment . Well , I have waffled now for far too long I most sincerely disagree . One can never have enough waffles . Now , in an e-mail dated 30th June , you said the following If any of you happen to be up here at all during the summer , let me know and I can meet up with you . Well , I shall hold you to your word . I intend to go down to &NAME for the day sometime during the week beginning 24th July to have a look at my flat , get some textbooks , check e-mail , hunt for &NAME , etc. Do you think there 's any chance you will be down around the same time ? Let me know . &NAME [ sometimes I wonder just how brilliant &NUM man can be ]in My egotism is fake , just in case you thought I really believed that . &NAME , &NAME , shine ! Fill this land with the Father 's glory . &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ! Set our hearts on fire . &NAME , river , flow ! &NAME the nations with grace and mercy . Send forth Your word , &NAME , and let there be light ! &NAME Thanks for double spacing , but I only received single spaces , it must be the e-mail programs ! Oh well , see you , have fun . By the way , have you told any of your family about &NAME ? ( Except from your sister &NAME ) SUBJECT: &NAME SIGHTED IN TREE News is fast coming in of a reported sighting of &NAME , the raven who doubles as an intergalactic emissary . An eye-witness source confirmed the sighting to our special reporter . Here are the latest details in this developing situation Date of sighting : Saturday 8th July &NUM &NAME : In a tree near &NAME &NAME is a little known area in &NAME 's national park . Exact location : &NAME : 54 &NUM ; &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME : 1 &NUM ; &NUM &NUM &NAME Our eye-witness source is a &NAME &NAME from &NAME . Appearing rather bemused she told our reporter she was convinced that I saw him , later making the omission that I may be entirely wrong : it may not have been &NAME who I saw . Her fascinating ideas on the reason for &NAME to be so far north are as follows ; I am sure that he has got wind of the fact that &NAME is now stationed in &NAME , and he was on his way there . As the &NUM flies , &NAME is directly midway between &NAME and &NAME 's home . Is this just a stunning coincidence ? When we asked &NAME to comment he retorted sardonically that Any idea that he is making his way to see me is pure speculation and I really cannot comment on what seems a rather absurd notion . &NAME 's immediate response to this unveiled attack on her sanity is unprintable . However , she did later make the following public statement , I have a programme whereby you can distort photos and make people 's noses and ears bigger or whatever you fancy . When questioned further , she just smiled in an unsettling kind of way . Our editor wisely noted that there could be trouble ahead here . &NAME 's account of &NAME 's behaviour shed 's little light on the situation ; He was so evidently grumpy ( squawking &NAME and viciously attacking the surrounding tree branches ) that I can only assume that his tracking devices are causing problems for him . ( &NAME is a technical term . ) What could have made &NAME so mad ? Is &NAME telling the whole truth or hiding some vital information ? &NAME suggested that You may have to resort to contacting &NAME &NAME ( DIFFERENT is spelled R.I.G.H.T. ) about it so that he can telepathically communicate with &NAME and put him back on the right course . A very good idea and one which we are following up as you read . However , there is only &NUM person who can tell us what we need to know , and that 's &NAME but where is &NAME ? &NAME is heading the section detailed to locate the renegade &NUM . We asked her what her strategy was for finding The Emissary . Her spokesman said she has her whole family looking out for a dumb-looking raven . &CHAR leaked report from &NAME 's &NAME &NAME Ltd. later informed us that he had been subsequently sacked for dissing the undefiled name of &NAME , pending an official investigation by the &NAME &NAME Council . We will keep you updated in this important state of affairs . Remember , keep your eyes open for &NAME . All sightings should be reported to the official Hunt for &NAME &NAME &NAME . Telephone number &NUM &NUM &NUM . Please ask for &NAME before describing you sighting in detail to those of the establishment without the required security clearance . Thank you . SUBJECT: Weddings ? ? ? Hi there &CHAR Grammatical Princess , Well ! ! ! ! I do n't think I can manage to reply to that e-mail without referring to weddings do you ? ! For the record the statistics are that you wrote about &NUM of you last e-mail on the wedding . Amazing ! It sounds as if you had a really busy and mentally , emotionally , etc. exhausting few days . I hope you enjoyed it and you have already said that it is a memory you will carry with you to your grave . ( Not in those exact words though ! ) I 'm kind of glad I do n't have an older sister to get married though it seems very strange . So , who is it that you 're going on &NAME camp with ? Well , I 've been on the camp now ( hence the lack of e-mails for which I apologise ) and it was fantastic . I went with &NAME &NAME , whom I do n't know if you know . She was a fourth year in &NAME last year from &NAME . Anyway , the camp was really good , although I am absolutely totally mind-numbingly exhausted . I only got &NUM hours of sleep per night for the week . Sleeping in a dormitory with &NUM hyperactive , unnaturally energetic , ten-year old kids has many disadvantages . However , I really enjoyed it all and the weather was perfectly splendid . I knew a few people before I got there and knew a lot more by the time I left . I just cannot understand how &NAME can do one of those camps this &NAME ! She ca n't be human . I was in &NAME &NAME yesterday ( not to see the golf , but to get a kettle ) and it was totally packed because of the Open . I 'm going to &NAME on Saturday though and looking forward to it all except the heat , the flight and the language difficulties . I only speak Scottish and English . Oh well ! It will be an experience I am sure ! Okay &NAME Princess just what is this ? ? ? discomknockerated ? pinnickity ? You 've got to be joking ! Let me know about when you come down to &NAME . I intend to go down to &NAME on Wednesday . If you are coming down then you can either meet up with me during the day , or you can opt for the more interesting option Be in &NAME station at &NUM : 30am . Make sure you are not followed . Avoid all radio communication . Leave you weapons behind . Embark upon coach &CHAR on the 09: &NUM train from &NAME to &NAME &NAME Street . Sit down in the seat next to the guy in the green hat . He will offer you a black jelly baby . Take it , eat it , and say hello . He will speak to you . Ask for another jelly baby . Well , the choice is yours . Also , how DARE you quote me out of context - which you seem to do pretty often ! Simply because it 's fun ! As to the &NAME situation has &NAME shed any more light on the subject yet ? Yes ! Have you been e-mailing him about &NAME ? It 's just that I received this email from him in which he called you a poor disillusioned girl from &NAME who lost it somewhere . Here follows the full story , courtesy of &NAME , just in case you have n't received it yet It 's true ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Reports are coming in of sightings of a lifeless Raven , lying below a tree somewhere in &NAME . It seems the Raven in question was attempting some form of strange and twisted communication ritual involving bizarre movements of the head . The word on the street is that this supposed Raven could actually be the one known only as &NAME , an intergalactic ambassador from the &CHAR &NAME . We now turn to our reporter on the scene . So , exactly how many reports have we had in ? Reporter : Well ... actually not that many . How many ? Reporter : Well ... ummm ... not very many at all really . HOW MANY ? ? ? ? Reporter : Well , actually just the one . Just the one ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ! ! ! Who from ? Reporter : The eye-witness was &NUM &NAME &NAME , who appeared to be quite flustered and claimed she had seen the raven lying below the tree . She also muttered something about being sick and tired of searching for &NUM . We do not believe this had anything to do with her story however . FOLKS ! ! ! ! ! I am hearing some breaking news . ... WHAT ? ? ? . . ... SURELY NOT ! ! ! ! ! . Folks , I have just heard from reliable sources that the whole story is a hoax - set up by some poor disillusioned girl from &NAME who lost it somewhere during the search for this remarkable bird . The name " &NAME " has been banded about in relation to the &NAME incident , and some say that the aforementioned persona has had contact with the Raven since the reported 'death " of &NAME . &NUM LIVES ON ! ! ! ! ! ! Well , what do you think ? My response is as follows What ! ! ! &NAME is dead ! ! ! Oh , thank goodness , it 's just a hoax ! That had be badly shaken for a moment there . Do I take it rightly then ? that you have performed an elaborate hoax by staging the death of &NAME ? Just wait till I see you . I am most displeased . I arranged a legally binding contract with &NAME 's &NAME &NAME Ltd. I am not about to take this lying down . some poor disillusioned girl from &NAME who lost it Enough of the sympathy ! This is serious now . &NAME appeared to me in a dream last night . ( I had eaten some cheese the night before ) Here is what I can remember of my dream As I slept , I saw a hazy black object speeding across a seemingly huge expanse of silvery grey sky . As I watched , the object began to grow in size and became darker and blacker than the deepest hole or cave you can imagine . What appeared to be stars began to spiral towards the object until there were so many that they flowed into it in the likeness of a milky river glistening with hundreds and thousands of precious stones . Then the scene changed suddenly . I was standing on the top of a huge mountain , overlooking a city which I recognised . As I watched , an arrow of flaming fire appeared from the north and sped down into the heart of the city . Sounds of wailing and moaning reached my ears as the entire city was consumed . The scene changed once again . I found myself standing on the banks of a cool shallow river . On the opposite bank a shadowy figure was lurking . I called on him in clear and ringing tones to show himself . He wore darkness as a cloak and his face was more alive looking than any I had ever beheld . He was a raven . He spoke to me in a language I did not understand , using words &NUM cannot remember . However , I understood his message . His face began to swim before me - I could see cities , kings and nations in his eyes . Then all was black . The dream is interpreted as follows In the opening scene we see &NAME winging his way across the hiajfhboj , which is the equivalent of the lowlands in his home planet of &NAME sometimes described as Planet of the &NAME . The increase in &NAME 's size correlates to his flourishing knowledge of the ways of men . His similarity to a black hole emphasises the idea persistent in Siluhfodascian literature that they alone will &NUM day know everything , that there shall be no end to their knowledge and dominion . The river of stars represent those who oppress and defy &NAME , his people , the &NAME , and their ways . Many are those , bright perhaps in their own way , but ultimately consumed . This scene represents the power and majesty of the &NAME . The second scene portrays the judgement on those who diss &NAME . The city represents &NAME and the judgement upon &NAME for staging &NAME 's death is inevitable . [ This is a joke by the way &NAME is probably a lovely place ] The arrow from the north is &NAME , stationed as he is in some secret location near my abode . This scene represents the terror and judgement of the &NAME . In the final scene the river portrays the uncrossable divide between the land of men and the &NAME . No man can ever set foot in &NAME perhaps this is just as well . The raven is a picture of &NAME 's people . Their knowledge and antiquity burning bright but cloaked from us by vast distances in time and space . Telepathic thought as a means of communication is briefly referred to here . The sudden end of the dream suggests a hint of what lies in the future for &NAME . Could they be trying to pass on some of their ways and dominion to us as their time runs out . This scene represents the personality and communicativeness of the &NAME . Thank you . &NAME of that what you will , but it 's message is startlingly clear to me . I fear it came as a warning against us becoming to familiar with &NAME as to stage elaborate hoaxes . Enough , no more , tis not as much as it was before - &NAME . Well , why do n't you carry on the tale &NAME ? We would all appreciate some sort of defence from you in the midst of all these accusations of fraud and deception which are being flung at you . I can only assume that you are making wild guesses and making things up Absolutely not . &NAME and I have a very unique bond . He followed me to &NAME camp . He observed me playing frisbee golf and football , was concealed in a tree as I was soaked with water by ten-year olds , peered through my dorm window as I caught some brief sleep . Yes , I have had contact with &NAME , not to mention my dream . Such eyes are reserved for only &NAME I did not copy them from Superman ! Honestly ! I copied them from a book I read about &NUM years ago only it was vultures eyes there , and they were orange . Please give me a little more credit than that . They would think I was mad associating with people who talk about such things ! Well , so would mine ! To them the name of &NAME is a dead secret . All my e-mail transcripts and files in which he is mentioned are password-protected documents , with my disks under lock and key ! That includes this one . ) This thing HAS to be getting on for &NUM words - not that I 'm counting ! Yes ! &NUM to be accurate . Congratulations ! Well &NAME ! This one , I 'm afraid is not as long . It is only &NUM . Well , please reply soon so that I know whether or not to bring some jelly babies on Wednesday . See you &NAME . I 'm slightly reluctant in writing the following , in case you think it 's scandalous and shocking , but I will anyway since &NAME did to me and he 's the CU rep ! Yours in &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: &CHAR &NAME Email &NAME , Captain &NAME of the Federation Starship Voyager , I come in peace . This is the much awaited very grovelling e-mail . Firstly , I hope you enjoyed our trip to &NAME . I did , it was great fun . Have you received a reply from &WEBSITE and sent you a text message . Anyway , on to the grovelling &CHAR , &NAME , am most sincerely sorry , and do humbly beg of your forgiveness , for concocting , in the most vile and despicable manner , wicked and fiendishly depraved unwholesome and maliciously scandalous rumours concerning your most honourable and gracious person . I consider myself an object of utter dismay and abject misery , doomed to internal torment inflicted by my electronic actions . I am deemed wholly unworthy as a consequence of my actions and crave your graceful indulgence , unbefitting as it is on this horrendously inopportune occasion . Once again , I apologise fervently and beseech you , with all the humility such a wretch can muster . Okay I 'm glad I do n't have to do that often ! Thanks for your e-mail about &NAME . I am not amused . ( I am really ! ) It was frightfully funny and I laughed . Excellent work . It will be archived and brought out at the end of third year in Tales of &NAME The Early Years , a booklet which will be made . Perhaps you could assist with this nearer the time ? Firstly , please do n't close down &NAME 's &NAME &NAME ! I noticed a 'sweet and innocent " girl You had more luck than me . kept turning to check that she was n't being followed ( I later discovered that this was a result if a direct order from the guy she met How dare you sent that to &NAME ! He 'll think I 'm weird ! ( Understatement of the year ! ) they went into a bank where the girl nearly fell asleep Sorry . &NAME &NAME must be a good guy as he has such a title . &NAME 've or what ? He is as thickly embroiled in this plot as I am . I shall work out the details while I am in &NAME . ( By the way , I hope you have n't been getting the idea that I 'm fleeing the country ? No ? Well I just gave it to you . Do n't tell &NAME . ) Your personality profile of me has a lot to be desired a murderer dark and sinister A very dangerous guy highly dangerous sinister and smug expression Anyway , I shall forgive you ! The e-mail was very funny . However , I feel I must protest my innocence I have NOT killed &NAME . I am NOT fleeing the country to a secret location deep in the Swiss &NAME to escape the wrath of the &NAME . I have a feeling that his excellency &NAME is very much alive and well and will reappear to all at the beginning of next term . I do not think it would be presumptuous to assume he may appear at various well-timed intervals during the vacation to &NUM or more of our number , by unconventional ways and means . However , we must be patient and wait before the entire picture concerning his whereabouts this summer are known to us all . I hope to be totally cleared of all charges and reinstated in my rightful role as performer of the Universal Greeting . You , &NAME , I trust The Emissary will deal gently with despite your unwillingness to continue searching for him . &NAME , no doubt , shall have his telepathic powers increased which will increase his knowledge of the ways of &NAME . But wait , these are only my hopes and dreams . My aspirations may seem delusional to some but I like them . Anyway , when are you going on holiday to &NAME ? I looked up the Voyager web- page quite cool ! I liked the map , and the picture of the holographic doctor ! Oh , how cool is he ! Anyway , have you had a text message reply from &NAME yet ? Please do n't reply to any of my text messages ( if your getting them ) via mobile phone as it is my Mum 's. Thank you . I 'm now pretty tired , so I probably ca n't write any more . Have a nice time during the next &NUM weeks . I 'll send you a postcard . I 'll check my e-mail for the final time on Friday evening . See you , &NAME &NAME I will send the photo of &NAME on Friday ( tomorrow ) . Enjoy ! ! SUBJECT: &NUM degrees is TOO &NAME for a Scot Hi &NAME , I am still job searching - Does that still apply ? &CHAR proper little house-wife but without the husband . Suits me fine ! - &NAME . ( An insult ) Well , hello . Are you alive ? I had a great holiday in the &NAME However , it was hot sometimes &NUM degrees in the shade . Needless to say I was n't in the shade . Anyway , this is a short e-mail as I am waiting until the time is optimum before I divulge my encounters over my holiday . &NAME has instructed me to remain secretive for a few days . Anyway , I detect that you are preparing something else in connection with &NAME as a follow-up to your unanimously well-received Voyager leaflet ? When will it be ready ? I eagerly anticipate its publication . ( &NAME has informed be about it ) &NAME says he I cannot account for the strange and prolific effervations exhibited by &NAME at the moment . Did you know about these too ? &NAME is deliciously cool ! Have you heard about the abominable mess the Scottish exam results are in incompetence ! Anyway , I have done some developing this afternoon my holiday photos Interesting . By the way , &NAME says Disturbing news &NAME has got friends lots of friends . They are planning an invasion of earth and mean to subdue us humans . This is a time of great need , which is why I am on holiday in &NAME . Well ! Another malicious rumour ? What do you think ? Anyway , I think my negatives are dry now , so I 'll e-mail again soon . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME I learnt to play chess on holiday I 'll beat you next term . SUBJECT: An altered Questionnaire ... Hi &NAME , I hope you do n't mind , but I have taken the liberty of altering the answers in a questionnaire you once sent me . Please read the following as if the answers were written by you BASIC QUESTIONS &NUM Name as it appears on your birth certificate ; &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM Nicknames ; Epitomy of Normality , Grammatical Princess , &NAME Miss &NAME , Captain &NAME &NUM Pets ; &NAME and &NAME &NUM Eye Colour ; &NAME blue &NUM Tattoos ; &NAME &NUM How much do you love your job ; Being in charge of &NAME 's &NAME &NAME plc was absolutely great . I really enjoyed the sense of satisfaction gained from searching for &NAME every day . My part time job of commanding the Federation Starship Voyager also has its good points . You get to meet a lot of interesting ravens out there in the &CHAR &NAME . &NUM Birthplace ; &NAME &NAME - by order of the &NAME &NAME Council . &NUM &NAME ; &NAME &NUM Loved somebody so much it made you cry ? &NAME , yes &NAME . &NUM Been in a car crash ? Yes . Nobody was seriously hurt though . &CHAR big raven skidded while going round a roundabout and crashed into our windscreen . ( It was n't &NAME ) &NUM &NAME or &NAME &NAME ; &NAME &NAME &NAME hates pigs . &NUM Blanket or Stuffed Animal ; Stuffed ravens are my favourite . WHAT 'S YOUR FAVOURITE ... &NUM Number ; &NUM &NUM Why ? &NAME is nearing his 400th year &NUM Movie ; The Emissary &NUM &NAME from a movie ; All hail &NAME , the great emissary &NUM Day of the Week ; Sundays - a great day off from normal stuff . &NAME often visits in the afternoons . &NUM &NAME ; Oh to be an intergalactic raven , soaring through the stars by &NAME &NAME , published by New Worship Songs , October &NUM . &NUM Word or phrase ; &NAME , I HATE PIGEONS ! , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NUM Restaurant ; &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME ; The &NAME &NAME &NUM Favourite Subject ; &NAME &NUM Sport to Watch ; &NAME high-jumping &NUM &NAME Exhibit ; &NAME &NUM &NAME Street &NAME ; &NAME is n't on &NAME Street , so it 's rubbish . RANDOM QUESTIONS &NUM When was your last hospital visit ? &NUM years ago , but I 'm expecting a more permanent one soon if I keep talking about intergalactic ravens like this &NUM What colour is your bedroom 's carpet ; &NAME with black ravens tiled over it in a mosaic-type design . &NUM What was the name of your childhood blanket ; &NAME , he still exists &NUM Where do you see yourself in &NUM years ? Wherever &NAME leads me &NUM Who is the last person that you got mail from before this one ? &NAME &NUM What do you do most often when you are bored ? Listen to &NAME , talk to &NAME , dream about &NAME , fake &NAME 's death &NUM What words or phrases do you overuse ; &NAME &NUM Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away from you ? &NAME &CHAR &NAME &NUM Most annoying thing is ; People who do n't like &NAME &NUM Best thing ; &NAME &NUM Who will respond to this fastest ? &NAME &NUM Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you ; &NAME knows him &NAME , but it had to be done . I hope you have a lovely holiday . Have you had any contact from &NAME recently ? I hope you go to &NAME soon and see The Emissary . I am anxious for your comments . Anyway , send me a postcard . See you . &NAME &NAME &NAME suggests that a commercial &NAME web-site be set up &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Tales of &NAME Hi &NAME , Tales of &NAME is just a collection of all the &NAME stories to date ... &CHAR BRIEF HISTORY OF THE ORIGINS AND WAYS OF " &NAME " &NUM evening , many many moons ago , when I was sojourning in the room of &NAME , we began to weave a strange and haunting tale ... A strange and haunting tale indeed ... As I inhaled ( a questionable habit ) copious quantities of &NAME 's extra strong coffee powder , I happened to mention a particular Raven I often saw on the roof outside my room . On hearing this , &NAME looked up , slightly startled . I could tell by the piercing look in his left eye that I had stumbled unwittingly upon something worth finding out . Little did I realise how deep the knowledge he carried within himself would affect our lives . SUBJECT: &NAME Party Hi &NAME , Glad you 're going to the punting party too . Now , &NAME invited me down on Sunday the 17th September so I 'll probably be travelling then . The party is that evening . When are you going down ? Yes , I would like to meet up in &NAME , as a &NUM hour train journey is very boring without someone to talk to ! I AM SKINT Interestingly eloquent . If you find any cheap tickets then please tell me , as I am Scottish . For what do we live , but to make sport of our neighbours , and laugh at them in our turn ? Were you thinking of anyone in particular ? You 're not dissing &NAME again I hope . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME , &NUM , and atomic clocks &NAME , ( it had to appear eventually ! ) SECTION &NUM : LIFE &NAME 's Punting Party is life . ( An erroneous statement perhaps ? ) Perhaps , perhaps not . Although , I have been informed that he either intends to talk all night , or sleep in the punt , or sleep in a field . I think I 'd rather just talk all night . It sounds more reassuring - we do n't know the personality of the sheep , cows and chickens down in &NAME . They may be vicious . They probably are . Anyway , are you travelling down on the SUNDAY ? If not , please inform me before embarking on your trip to &NAME . Now , when do you return from you holiday ? &NAME . So , I do n't suppose you are actually looking forward to going on holiday by any chance ? I do n't seem to have detected any joyous proclamations in your e-mails lately . ( Like , my holiday to &NAME is approaching - yippee ! ) Well , I hope you have a lovely holiday . Say hello to &NAME for me . You are a &NAME . SECTION &NUM : &NAME If you forward my Tales of &NAME e-mail to your sibling &NAME ( curious name ) then please insert a disclaimer exonerating me of all responsibility and insanity , which is bound to prevail upon the reader of the document concerning the mental state of its author . Now , I ca n't believe you missed an opportunity to see The Emissary ! ! ! Now it will languish in the recess of your memory all throughout your holiday and propagate an expanded and augmented desire which will ultimately consume your entire being before it destroys you completely . ( Just joking ) With regards to shutting the IT room , could n't you go to a different level , or were they all shut to ? Failing that , why did n't you use the secret computer console which &NAME had installed for us devotees in the depths of the library ? You know the code for its activation &NAME is Cool . SECTION &NUM : ATOMIC CLOCKS I 'm kind of stuck here . Can you help me out ? What on earth can I say about atomic clocks ? Well , since I can write essays about little green lights I can feel a nonsense essay coming along ! ! ! Well , there once was an old-fashioned wall clock in a decrepit watchmaker 's shop in &NAME . This clock was over &NUM hundred years old . It 's casing was hand made from what had once been the finest wood for making hand made casings for old clocks in &NAME . It faithfully chimed every hour , peeling out its message of constancy and unilateral affirmation in the belief that time exists . It had no other option but to believe that time existed . You see , it was a clock . Its purpose was to measure a constant . If it had no faith in the reason for its existence then it could very easily become self- centred , leading to insecurity concerning its usefulness in 17th century clock society . It could become a social outcast , banished from the realm of time for half of eternity a concept it could n't quite grasp . So the old clock faithfully proclaimed its message of the substantiality of time throughout the years . &NUM day , the clock was sold . Its new owner was a quantum physicist . The old clock trembled at the title of its master 's profession . When brought to the scientist 's house the clock was placed on a desk next to another timepiece an Atomic &NAME ! Well ! Over the weeks the clocks communicated with each other concerning a variety of subject . They employed a subtle means in order to get their messages across . Each clock either speeded up or slowed down by a 100th of a second , for a 10th of a second at the turn of each minute . &CHAR slowing down represented a &NUM , and a speeding up was taken to show a &NUM . Thereby the clocks spoke to each other in a language constructed from binary arithmetic . Much like modern day computers . This was a lengthy process , but then , clocks have all the time in the world . For the first few months they conversed merely about their past timekeeping posts , their personal details etc. Then &NUM week the atomic clock began lecturing about relativity . The old clock was slightly taken aback . He had never heard this type of information before . What did it mean ? His whole belief system and self worth began to shake and totter . If what the atomic clock said was true , then time was relative ! He could no longer regard himself as a stalwartly consistent system . He was no longer absolute . The atomic clock had effectively removed from his mind all certainty and assurance . The old clock 's timekeeping began to waver and after a few days he could no longer be relied upon to chime regularly . He grew lazy and disorganised . The atomic clock grew horrified at his new friend 's lack of commitment to the job . He interrogated him as to the reason for his disturbing behaviour . &NAME , my dear friend . It 's the answer I 've been looking for since I was made ! Now we clocks no longer need to weary ourselves in constraint to this slavery of accuracy ! Relativity frees us to decide for ourselves what time it should be ! ! ! The atomic clock 's dials whirled and spun as he tried to register this phenomenal news . He asked the old clock why he had n't realised this himself . &NAME , young fellow . It takes an experienced clock to develop a theory which will change the world . Let the &NAME Revolution begin ! ! ! Liberty , &NAME , &NAME ! The old clock began to rock back and forth in excitement . He started to work himself into a frenzy , causing the atomic clock some alarm . In an instant he toppled over , crashing to the floor ! His dials and cogs lay splintered and broken . The clock revolution was over , before it had scarcely begun . The next day the physicist found the old clock shattered on the ground . He picked it up with sorrow , the devastation his loss caused him evidently clear in his pain-filled eyes . The atomic clock , slightly confused , assumed normal duties , as had been ingrained in it via the satellite transmitter which relayed its accurate time from space . However , this satellite had also relayed the curious birth of the clock revolution to it 's base clock in &NAME . SUBJECT: Hello there Hi &NAME , So , did you have a good holiday ? I hope you did . I am currently in &NAME University Library until &NUM : &NAME today . So , I have been to the flat , taken an absolutely enormous pile of letters out of the letter box , none of which were for me ! ANyway , was the weather good ? By the way , about &NAME 's punting party , are you absolutely positively sure you 're not going ? I managed to get a return ticket to &NAME yesterday for £ &NUM , which I thought was very reasonable . Can I not persuade you to change your mind , as I shall be absolutely mindlessly bored for &NUM hours on a train ? I 'm sure your ticket would only cost about £ &NUM . However , if you definitely ca n't come , then have a nice time . I have n't received a postcard yet ! Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Greetings ! Hi &NAME ! So , did you have a good holiday ? Yes , I most certainly did , and wish I was still there . I really did n't want to come home ! ANyway , was the weather good ? It was OK . Rained on the first day ( saturday ) , which caused a few problems at the party as the house was too small for all the people ! about &NAME 's punting party , are you absolutely positively sure you 're not going ? Yes , I 'm afraid so . You 'll just have to get bored for &NUM hrs . I 'm sure your ticket would only cost about £ &NUM . ONLY ! &NAME , but I really ca n't afford even that much . I have n't received a postcard yet ! Well , you should have by now . If not , it just proves that the postal service in &NAME is flawed . Hope you had a fun week and continue to enjoy the holidays . Is it still raining in &NAME ? &NAME text messaged me from her holiday location , which I assume was somewhere in the borders from what she said , and her comment was that " it rains a lot and the hills are very big " . How 's &NAME doing ? Have n't seen him since Rye . &NAME also seems to have disappeared - hopefully she has moved to Rye on a permenant basis ! Well , better go - dad wants to use the machine . Bye for now , &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: smarties &NAME &NAME . With regards to the subject of this e-mail , do n't ask me . &NAME sent me an email with that title , so I thought it must be the latest fashion or something . - you sheep . I thought fashion had absolutely no influence upon you . A message from &NAME &NAME ; Oh , by the way , I would treat reports of &NAME frying ravens ( or whatever it was ) with very great suspicion . Let us not forget that she has attempted to trick us in the past ( and failed ) and very likely will try again . I 'm sure if there was any danger to &NAME himself , his ambassadors would have her eliminated before you could say &NAME 's claw . - you boys are at it again ! Between you , you always seem to twist what I say . I take it you told &NAME about me roasting a chicken ( I seem to recall having that as an excuse for finishing an e-mail sometime ) and you 've converted it into food ( if you 'll pardon the pun ! ) for scandal . I see through it all . And I 'll tell &NAME too . I 'm sure he would disapprove of such underhand actions between his subjects . We are watching you . Oh &NAME ! I know your name means " hawk " , but I 'm sure your eyes are n't that good as to be able to see me through all the cloud and misty rain from &NAME ! We climbed up &NAME Cathedral &NAME ( for my first time ) and it was absolutely super . - it 's great up there is n't it ? Gives you some idea of what life is like for good old &NAME - up in the skies , bird 's eye view of &NAME ( especially &NUM &NAME &NAME ! ) I have received an illegible letter from &NAME in which he urged me incessantly not to get drunk . - so did I , but he did n't dare insult me by saying such things . Did he tell you about his Grandad 's death . Poor old &NAME . He was really close to him , and I remember how upset he was when they found out he had cancer . I hope &NAME 's OK and not taking it too badly . &NAME Please tell me what Fenlanders are it 's imperative . - ha ha ! &NAME &NAME ! Not telling ! Wait and see ! All I 'll tell you , is that they live on the &NAME , and that is pretty obvious . ( PS - do n't get too excited though , they 're not so interesting as &NAME - but do n't tell &NAME that , I do n't want to offend him ! ) Well , what have I been up to . I guess your reference to my " busy schedule " had more than a hint of sarcasm in it , but you have no idea how true it is ! ! I have been non-stop busy doing all sorts of thing during the past &NUM days . Among others things , I have been reviving that old ritual of pitch-fork dancing in my room - great stuff ! My economics files are now all very neatly organised for next term , my room is slightly neater , and I am whacked out ( it 's the dancing and swinging the pitch-fork round your head that does it ) ! &NAME , but as I am feeling so tired , and my wit is seriously waning , I had better head off to that jolly lump of springs , stuffing and blankets : my bed . Bye for now . I want to know when " Atomic clocks Part &NUM " is going to be released . from &NAME Miss &NAME . PS - I ca n't read &NAME 's website properly from my machine , so that 's another thing to look at when I next go to &NAME . &NAME - as I am a bit of a sheep , I decided to copy and put a totally irrelevant subject title for my e-mail . Does n't quite work for me . I think you have to be &NAME to get away with it - he does it all the time . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: baa-baa &NAME again . " )I am not a sheep . " - you said this &NUM times : obviously in a state of denial , are n't you &NAME ? " ) Please tell me what Fenlanders are it 's imperative . - &NAME ha ! &NAME &NAME ! Not telling ! Insolent scoundrel ! Miserable child , you slave of fashion ! I am MOST DISPLEASED . Consider this a formal statement of my displeasure . " - &NAME has spoken . I tremble . " ) My economics files are now all very neatly organised What ! I organised mine the week I returned from &NAME ! You are late ! " - insolence , and lies . You do not have any economics files , so how could they have been organised months ago . " )I 'm sorry you ca n't read &NAME 's web-site can your computer do anything ? ( &CHAR suspect you are heating up violently after reading that insult did it hit the bone ? ) " - no , not at all . Just laughing hysterically and feeling nothing but pity for your PC- and microsoft-infested brain . &NAME are cool . &NAME rule ! It 's just that microsoft have duped the entire world into using their lousy packages , which the do not have the common curtesy of producing in such a way as to allow iMacs to read them . Incompetence and downright discrimination . &NAME contain the software to convert it 's files to microsoft formats , but microsoft are not generous enough as to provide the same facility the other way about . Cheek . But then , what can you expect from a huge multinational company that cares little for individual 's needs and wants , but is only interested in making it 's billions ? ? OK , there ends the lecture . Moving on . ... " ) Atomic clocks - the sequel is currently under editorial comment . " -jolly good ( Tom-like voice ) " ) we had been to &NAME to buy some material for new curtains and a duvet cover for my room in the flat . . . ... I got it all for £ &NUM , so I 'm a happy Scotsman ! " - yes , I can imagine the joy . You 'll be able to sleep easy now , knowing that you 've no gaps in the curtains and do not run the risk of infection from the old one 's filthy germs . " )2D &NUM dimensional flat , as opposed to &NUM . I.e. the flat people got it ? " - yep . Very clever . You have the oddest type of logic though . You can think of things like that , and then still fail to see where " Little Miss &NAME " comes in ? See later comment . " )What is most disturbing is that none of them seem to realise the need to store the vinegar in a container . They all ask what 's wrong with the bottle ? Imagine ! " - explanation required . What IS wrong with the bottle ? " )So , who is Little Miss &NAME ? I 've lost you there . " - does your innocent and childlike brain not recall this from your last e-mail ? : A message from &NAME &NAME ; Oh , by the way , I would treat reports of &NAME FRYING ravens ( or whatever it was ) with very great suspicion . Let us not forget that she has attempted to trick us in the past ( and failed ) and very likely will try again . I 'm sure if there was any danger to &NAME himself , his ambassadors would have her eliminated before you could say &NAME 's claw . - I was trying to be funny . Obviously did n't work . " )By the way , have you ever heard of microwaves being un- nutritious ? Since you studied &NAME &NAME I thought you might be the one to ask . " - As far as I am concerned , it would be a most un-nutirtious diet if you tried eating the parts of a microwave - not to mention un-healthy for your bank account : dental bills would go through the roof , unless of course , you scrounge from the &NAME . If , however , you were referring to the food that you cook in a microwave , rather than the machine itself , then my answer is : no idea . We do n't have a microwave at home , so I would n't know . We did use microwaves at school when cooking ( to soften the butter and the like ! ) , but as far as I am aware , we studied nothing as to the nutitiousness ( if such a work exists ) of microwaved food . " )Have you got your telephone organised yet ? " - no. I 'm not bothered about linking up either , as I can communicate by e-mail or mobile quite happily . Our phone seems to have vanished from the flat too , so I 'm not quite sure what 's going on . " )It costs about £ &NUM for the line rental for &NUM months . " - how scandalous ! I am currently trying to sort out painting our flat . I 'm not bothered about my room , as the colour is OK , but I really want to cover up that dismal peachy colour in the sitting room and corridor . Have you any idea about how I 'm supposed to get hold of paint etc ? My flat mates are either not responding to my pleas or do n't know ! I guess I 'll just ring up college on monday and ask them . So , what have I been doing ? Not much . Practising pool , netball and football in the church hall ( it 's great to have a free sports hall to practice in ) . Trying to learn some tunes on the piano - with only moderate success . Cleaning the house . Ironing mountains of clothes . Scanning millions of photos onto my computer . etc. . ... Oh , I saw &NAME the other day , and you wo n't believe what he was up to ! We were out at &NAME Bay and &NAME on Wednesday , and as we sat in the car eating our picnic ( the Scots had sent rain to bother us for the day ) , I saw &NAME fly past . He made as if he was going to land on the grass beside our car , and suddenly lunged to the left towards an unsuspecting seagull ( hip hip horray ! ) and proceeded to maul it . I KNEW &NAME would agree with me that seagulls ( as well as pigeons ) are horrific creatures . &NAME old &NAME ! He was good enough to let his victim fly away though - so he did n't absolutely kill it . Since then , I have n't seen &NAME in the flesh ( or the feathers ) , but spotted him on the &NAME 's costume drama " &NAME &NAME " , which I rewatched on Thursday and Friday . He does a good old &NAME sqwark too . Speaking of &NAME 's guest appearances , he also featured ( in name only ) in the film " You 've Got Mail " . When &NAME &NAME is stuck in an elevator , he dials for help and says " &NAME &NAME " ! ! Amazing stuff ! I await with excitment his starring role in " The Emissary " , which I have yet to see . I noticed in the paper today that tomorrow 's episode of Voyager is the last in the series - are you sad ? I have n't seen any of it , of course , as we have no telly , but I guess you , &NAME and &NAME have been watching it . Well , better go . Have a nice weekend and do n't get too wet out in the border hills - you sheep . from &NAME ( bark , bark . ) Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . Hello . Are you alive ? You have become unusually uncommunicative . What has happened ? Is &NAME involved ? Just thought I 'd write and say " hello " . Nothing remarkable is happening at present - other than the fact that the whole country is slowly grinding to a halt as a result of fuel shortages . I 've just been at home this week - doing my usual chores and making things for my room in the flat on my computer . My room is going to be so great ! Well , I 'm starving as I ai n't had no lunch yet - so I 'm off to get some . Hope you 're having fun . From Roof . PS - if your lack of communication is due to a grudge held against a certain individual who called you a sheep ( baa baa ) , that individual most sincerely ( ! ) apologises ! &NAME &NAME . &NAME - are you getting excited about your trip to &NAME ? Have a great time ! ! Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: abominable boy . I am most seriously DISPLEASED &NAME - " )What ! ! ! ME UNCOMMUNICATIVE ! You 've got to be joking ? You have not yet replied to my e-mail regarding your sheep comments , dated the 9th of September . I replied the very same day to you and have had no correspondence for &NUM days now . Perhaps it got lost in cyberspace , I enclose a copy . " - thanks . No , I never got that one . Definitely lost in cyberspace . " )- &NAME never was your strong point , was it ? " - no. I am harmless and docile . " ) Do you know if &NAME passed her resit exam ? " - yes , she did . " )Well now , that tale of &NAME 's deeds ! What a fascinating narrative ! ! ! You will be dismayed to hear , however , that I do not believe a word of it is true . Once again , you are trying to defile the name of &NAME . You are attempting to make him out as a vicious mauler capable of barbaric atrocities . Shame on you . &NAME writes the following about you : I just do n't know what 's got into &NAME - she used to be so harmless and seemingly docile . You will hear more on this crime " - fine . I will never write another word about &NAME to you , you nasty individual . I am much hurt by your slanderous comments and passing on of things I say ( in twisted form ) to &NAME &NAME . You are once more conspiring against me . I KNOW what I saw and I KNOW that it was &NAME . So there . As you do not seem to appreciate communications relating to &NAME 's activities , I shall keep my future sightings of him to myself . You shall hear nothing of them . Nothing has " got into me " . I always have , and always will , tell the truth . " )I do n't like dogs . They have fleas , and germs . " - I do n't like sheep . They have ticks , foot-rot , scraggy coats , horrid " baa 's' , and worst of all , doubt the truth of what I say . &NAME is my middle name . Actually , I am the middle name of truthful . Get it ? It 's interesting too , that I can never be ruthless . The Voyager thingy was very funny - especially the doctor ! " )I assume you received a letter from the organiser of &NAME 's fair ? It would appear that there is going to be a huge noisy awful party in &NAME House on the first day of term . . . ... " - I know . Very pants . Well , actually , I do n't mind too much so long as nobody gets drunk and trashes the place . Our own rooms will not be part of the parties ( mine wo n't be anyway : it will be most firmly LOCKED ) - only the corridors and sitting rooms . I shall remove my lovely rug , throws and cushions before the party stats though - ca n't have any old person slopping stuff on them ! " )I have found out about painting our flats . . . . ... College says it is forbidden for students to paint their flats . " - Well , how come &NAME could decorate her room with clouds on the ceiling ? ? ? ? ! No , I did n't ring college about it after all . This fuel shortage crisis really hit on monday - 'dry " petrol pumps galore here in &NAME - so I thought there was little point in thinking of painting if I could n't get the car through to &NAME to take the necessary stuff . Mam , being a doctor and needing the car for visits etc , has had to be really careful on fuel consumption . Anyway , LOADS of people have painted their rooms . &NAME &NAME says that &NAME &NAME et &NAME in his flat have painted the sitting room a " vivid blue colour " . . ... &NAME has painted her room in our flat . ... &NAME has probably done hers by this time . . . ... so WHY ca n't I paint . Totally unfair ! " )Incidentally , when are you going back to university ? " - I 'm going some time in the week beginning 25th Sept. Probably on the wednesday , as mam is off work then so we can bring my stuff through . However , nothing is fixed yet . How about you ? " P.S. Please outline your political views . " - not sure . Let 's just say this : I do n't like &NAME &NAME . I do n't like &NAME &NAME . I was the Conservative Party campaign organiser for our school 's mock election ( we won ) in 199-whenever ( the last election ! ) . I think &NAME &NAME is pretty spineless . I wholeheartedly object to the Labour Party 's introducing tution fees for uni students , and think tax on fuel is abominably high . The Millennium Dome is a big white elephant . Political parties have no idea what inner cities are ( I do - I live in &NUM ) . We should never join the &NAME . Section &NUM should be kept . a " Life-sentance " ( for prisoners ) should mean a life sentance : not " &NUM years and released on good behaviour " . . . . . ... So , what have I been doing this week ? &NAME " &NAME and Prejudice " , played football , pool and the piano ( I am steadily improving in all ) , cleaned the house , tidied , messed up and Re-tidied my room , made stuff on the computer . ... etc. My days have all been pretty much the same . &CHAR typical day in the life of &NAME : Get up at &NUM . Have breakfast and read the papers . Check my e-mail and write to &NAME . Go across to the Church hall and practice footy and pool - then twiddle on the church organ . Have lunch . Do house jobs . &NAME about making things on the computer or reading a book . Make the tea . Eat the tea . Clear up the tea . Flop in front of the video machine or read a book . Go to bed . I am now at the 'do house jobs stage " , so had better nick off and do some ironing . bye for now . Stop scandal-mongering , from &NAME ( the middle name of TRUTHFUL ) Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : So , you do n't like sheep then ? &NUM no , I do n't like sheep ( but they 're not as baaaaad as pigeons ) &NUM yes , I do like lambs ( until they get too big ) , but would never have one for a pet &NUM I am NOT a toy soldier , so DO N'T wind me up &NUM can you punt ? &NUM how come you have wisdom teeth and I do n't? &NUM did you bridge hop ? &NUM did anyone lose the pole ? &NUM did you meet the Fenlanders ? &NUM have you seen ---- ? &NUM pigeons are annoying &NUM fuel is returning to the pumps &NUM I have to write &NUM letters to freshers - one of whom is the brother of my sister 's best friend . &NUM scandal-mongers are evil &NUM the shop I worked in in my yesr out closed on saturday &NUM Sea-gulls are annoying &NUM I 'm running out of things to say . &NUM I 'm going now . &NUM Bye &NUM from &NAME &NUM just had to make this email as old as me PS - hope you all had a great time in &NAME ! Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : &NUM Answers ( resent ) &NAME - " )I am resending my last e-mail since you have n't replied yet ! ... " - well , as I did n't recieve it , then it 's no surprise is it ? There 's some bug in the system somewhere . I was beginning to suspect something was up . I know about how long I have to wait for an answer : from &NAME : &NUM minutes , from you : ( &NUM days , from &NAME : about a week , from &NAME : get a text message , from flat mates : a few days or never ! . ... etc In response to your &NUM answers : " )1 . The sheep / pigeon joke was bad . " - no , it was corney , not bad . They are &NUM very different things . " )2 . Why would n't you have a lamb for a pet ? " - because it would eventually become a sheep of course . " )4 . Can you punt ? Well , if you mean did the punt go forwards ? , then yes . However , it also went backwards , sideways and round in circles . I enjoyed it though . We all had a turn at trying to punt &NAME 's definitely an expert ! " - no , what I meant was , can YOU punt ? ? Answer the question . There 's no need to fear me taking the &NAME , coz I could n't punt when I tried . " )5 . How come you have wisdom teeth and I do n't? Well , I 'm wise . Seriously though , what other explanation could there be ? ( Apart from that I 'm Scottish . ) " - nope , neither of those responses will do . I am wise too , so that wipes that one out , and the Scottish thing is nonsense , as my sister ( &NAME , &NUM ! ) is well and truely English and she has &NUM wisdom teeth already . " )6 . Did you bridge hop ? Do you think I 'm totally insane ? " - yes " )7 . No , nobody lost the pole . We are a superior people . " - there 's no challenging that ! " )8 . Unfortunately I did n't meet the Fenlanders . &NAME forgot to tell us of them . Therefore , would you mind sharing the story , i.e. immediately ? " - It 's no big shakes , like I said before . They are merely people who live on the &NAME and you have to beware of them as they may well kidnap you . That sounds really boring , but it was very funny when &NAME told me and &NAME about them . " )9 . Well , I have n't exactly seen ---- , but I saw an image of him . On &NAME 's mantle-piece there is a marble statue of ---- , so obviously intended for worship . What can I say ? " - futher to my announcement that I would n't write another word about our revered ---- , I am going to make an exception and tell you something that &NAME told me . On recounting previous email correspondence about our feathered friend , and the mischievous part you played in some of it , &NAME announced to me : " Well , &NAME reckons that he owns ---- ! He 's just jealous that he has n't had any tales to tell " . What do you say to that ? " )10 . Fuel is not returning to the pumps here . " - well , it continues to do so here , but at a higher price than it was before . SCANDALOUS ! ! ! &NAME was run dry again on monday following those false reports about more protests . &NAME 's reaction was : " all this panic-buying is an embarrassment to the country " " )11 . I have n't heard anything about freshers yet . Well , apart from that &NAME &NAME is my wife and we have a number of natural scientist children . My joy knows no bounds . " - ha ha ! That made me laugh ! Enjoy your wedded bliss ! I wonder what &NAME would say if he knew that &NAME was already married ! I still do n't know if I 'm to be a college parent . I put my name down for it , but have n't heard anything about it yet . " )12 . I would n't know anything about scandals " famous last words , &NAME &NAME &NAME " )13 . The shop I worked in during my year out closed on Saturday . Was that due to your nocturnal strike last Friday with &NAME explosives ? " - that may have played a significant part in it , yes . " )14 . Yes , I thoroughly enjoyed &NAME . As you said , &NAME 's family is lovely . We had a great time and I bought a book on quantum mechanics . " - who was there in the end ? Did &NAME tell you he 's a &NAME &NAME fan ? Now , there 's a guy with taste . &NAME reading . " )15 . I am definitely returning to &NAME on Saturday the 30th of September . So is &NAME . " - I am going back next wed or fri , depending on which is best for my mam . Where have the last &NUM months gone ? " )16 . Have you been to &NAME yet ? Have you seen my slide show ? " - no to both of those . I MAY be going through this afternoon , tomorrow or monday to take some stuff . " )17 . If you do go to your flat soon , could you possibly do me a favour ? I need to know the height of the bedroom desks above the ground . Do n't worry if it 's not convenient . I was just wondering . " - you are weird ! Whatever for ? Well , if I remember to take a tape measure , I will do as you say ! " )18 . This e-mail is as old as I am . It is wonderful . I hate sand-papering doors . " - why ? Does the continual scrubbing set your precious wisdon teeth on edge ? ? I now have to find &NUM things to tell you to bring this back up to &NUM : here goes - &NUM I went to my sister 's school prize-giving last night . Ultimate boredom . Me and dad got there half an hour late , so we thankfully missed all the silly speeches at the start . I have now been to &NUM &NAME &NAME School prize-givings . Do you realise that is more than 30hours of my life ? &NUM . I may be going to a funeral for the first time on Monday . The best friend of my &NAME died last week , and she was like an auntie to my mam . Mam wants to go , but does n't want to travel down to &NAME and back by herself , so I may go with her . Dad ca n't go , as he is taking a funeral himself . This is an interesting fact : my dad has been at over &NUM funerals . How morbid . Well , have to go and &NAME . Mam woke me this morning before she left for work and announced that she wants the house to be " like a palace " when she gets back this afternoon . Hmmmnnnn. . . ... Better go - have fun sand-papering . from &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: beep &NAME &NAME - How' ya doin " ? ? " )Do you honestly receive a reply from your sister &NAME within &NUM minutes ? ! " - well , to be honest , not all the time , but quite often . You see , I write to her when I know that she is in her little office . Her computer is very clever and obligingly beeps when an email arrives in her inbox , so she tends to read then straight away and reply at the same time - hence , I often recieve a reply within &NUM minutes ! " )In my book corny and bad are the same . " - you need to rewrite your book . " )Obviously you would get rid of the lamb when it became a sheep . " - makes sense . But , when does a lamb become a sheep ? Is there a defining line ? Or is it just when they lose their " cuteness " and their sweet little bleats decend into a gutteral " baaaaaaaaaaaaa " ! ! ? ? " )- I say I have plenty tales to tell . They are in your &NAME inbox . Tell your sister that these be high matters not for &NAME mortals . " - I have now seen the Emissary ! ! ! ! ! Very good stuff &NAME ! Where did you get that picture of &NAME ( &CHAR ) ! I 'm so glad that &NAME 's mission is after pigeons - yippee ! ! ! ! And , are you dissing my &NAME ? She is no mere mortal , you know ! ! " )Why do n't you like prize-givings ? I loved them ! You got money ! " - yes , I liked the bit where you got money . I do n't like the bit where you do n't, but have to sit through watching hundreds of girls &NAME accross the stage at the &NAME Hall , and have to sit through the most tedious speeches from the Headteacher , head girl , head of the governors . . ... the list is endless . " ) Excellence is never an accident " - I 'm delighted to hear it . Well , so , I went to &NAME today . I took a whole load of my stuff through and arranged it in my room . I did not forget your request either ! Here are the dimensions you required : The height of the desks above the ground are 70cm ( ie , distance between bottom of desktop and the floor ) . The distance between the bottom of the &WEBSITE . &NAME this helps ! What do you want to know for anyway ( I 'm curious ! ) . My apologies if your desk has differing dimensions to mine - that 's not my fault . Our flat looks like it 's been lived in for weeks . &NAME has made herself quite at home - it looked like a dump ! Well , she did only move in yesterday , and it was her birthday on Sunday , so she has some excuse . I did n't see her anywhere about , nor did I see &NAME or &NAME , who , as I understood from &NAME , were back too . I did see &NAME though - have you heard from him at all ? He is leaving ! He 's going back to &NAME and is joining the Army ! Rather a surprise there ! He 's in &NAME until Monday , so I 'll have to have a good chat with him before he goes . I understand that he failed most of his re-takes , and has scrapped the idea of re-doing the year , so is just going to leave instead . He 's come back to &NAME to collect the stuff he left here , I guess . In the words of &NAME : " Poor old &NAME " . Speaking of &NAME ( &NAME ) , I still have n't done anything with that picture ! I forgot about it , and discovered it with other pictures when I was packing yesterday . I need some bright ideas ! He is back , according to &NAME , as is &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME . . ... and my other flat mate - &NAME &NAME - arrived just as I was leaving . &NAME is coming back on Saturday , and I do n't know when &NAME is going to come . I 'm going for good on Friday . I decided to stay till then as Mam did n't want me to go till then ( she 's wondering what she 's going to do without me to make the meals and do the cleaning - although I think she may miss ME a bit too ! ! ) , and I want to go to a meeting tomorrow night . It 's a talk on science and the &NAME , and is called " Has Science &NAME &NAME ? " . I hope it 's interesting . Well , gotta go . I am whacked and I need to go to bed . We have just spent the last &NUM hours debating " Prayer " , and it has totally worn me out . How would you define Prayer ? Bye for now - see you on saturday . from &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , With regards to the subject of this e-mail , do n't ask me . &NAME sent me an email with that title , so I thought it must be the latest fashion or something . It bears no relevance to anything . Firstly , I 'm glad you enjoyed your holiday . Secondly , I did receive a postcard ( thanks ) on Friday , so the postal system in &NAME is not flawed , and anyway , if it was it would n't be our fault . All my letters come from the sorting centre at &NAME , which , I believe , is your city of residence , and is , furthermore , in &NAME . If you have time in your immensely busy schedule , visit the following web page . It is &NAME 's and is rather amusing , not to mention very good . &NUM caption in particular which amuses me in it . &WEBSITE A message from &NAME &NAME ; Oh , by the way , I would treat reports of &NAME frying ravens ( or whatever it was ) with very great suspicion . Let us not forget that she has attempted to trick us in the past ( and failed ) and very likely will try again . I 'm sure if there was any danger to &NAME himself , his ambassadors would have her eliminated before you could say &NAME 's claw . We are watching you . I was down in &NAME on Friday and Saturday as my aunt and uncle are staying with us this week . They are over for a short visit from &NAME &NAME . We climbed up &NAME Cathedral &NAME ( for my first time ) and it was absolutely super . It is not raining in &NAME . The weather is beautiful and it has been rather hot today . This evening the sky was ablaze with a most spectacular sunset . I have received an illegible letter from &NAME in which he urged me incessantly not to get drunk . Anyway , I 'd better go . If you have any spare time then a reply would be appreciated . See you , &NAME &NAME Please tell me what Fenlanders are it 's imperative . SUBJECT: I am not a sheep Hi &NAME , I am not a sheep . Please remember that you slave of fashion . You boys are at it again ! Who , me ? ? ? ( Wide innocent eyes open in childlike amazement at grievous insult ) I 'm sure your eyes are n't able to see me through all the cloud and misty rain from &NAME ! No comment . Yes , &NAME Cathedral &NAME is very impressive . I never thought of &NAME up there actually ! Good thinking ! No , &NAME never mentioned his Grandfather 's death . I do hope he gets over it in time . Please tell me what Fenlanders are it 's imperative . - &NAME ha ! &NAME &NAME ! Not telling ! Insolent scoundrel ! Miserable child , you slave of fashion ! I am MOST DISPLEASED . Consider this a formal statement of my displeasure . My economics files are now all very neatly organised What ! I organised mine the week I returned from &NAME ! You are late ! I 'm sorry you ca n't read &NAME 's web-site can your computer do anything ? ( I suspect you are heating up violently after reading that insult did it hit the bone ? ) Atomic clocks - the sequel is currently under editorial comment . I have been pretty busy today . I was at &NAME airport this afternoon to drop off my aunt and uncle . Previously we had been to &NAME to buy some material for new curtains and a duvet cover for my room in the flat . Did you know the curtains do n't meet ? It 's scandalous . Of course , they could be easily altered , but they still do n't match my bed , so I 've purchased some new &NUM they should be cleaner too ! I got it all for £ &NUM , so I 'm a happy Scotsman ! Well , I have been busy communicating with the &NUM people via e-mail for the last &NUM weeks or so . ( &NUM &NUM dimensional flat , as opposed to &NUM . I.e. the flat people got it ? ) We have e-mailed &NUM , &NUM words all concerning our little abode for the upcoming year . &NAME has proclaimed himself the self appointed ruler ( who will ) delegate jobs to you my darling underlings . He is also the master of stingy , high quality , cooking . &NAME says she can bring hormones , sarcasm and cynicism to the flat . &NAME thinks we can eat for £ &NUM per week each ( ! ) &NAME says he can bring his inimitable sense of humour when asked to bring some items on our list ! What is most disturbing is that none of them seem to realise the need to store the vinegar in a container . They all ask what 's wrong with the bottle ? Imagine ! So , who is Little Miss &NAME ? I 've lost you there . Anyway , go to &NAME , read your e-mail from me ( the slide show ) and remember that I am not a sheep when it comes to fashion . By the way , have you ever heard of microwaves being un- nutritious ? Since you studied &NAME &NAME I thought you might be the one to ask . We ( the flat people ) are currently having a discussion on the merits of microwaves . Our collective ( unrelated to the &NAME ) telephone number for next year is : &NUM &NUM &NUM It is not activated until 7am on Monday the 25th of September . Have you got your telephone organised yet ? It costs about £ &NUM for the line rental for &NUM months . Shockingly expensive ! Anyway , must dash , &NAME ( Definitely NOT a sheep ) SUBJECT: To a thing Dear &NAME , Firstly , before I begin to insult you many times , I would like to say how much I enjoyed your last e-mail . It was amusing . &NAME has spoken . I tremble . - &NAME never was your strong point , was it ? from a huge multinational company that cares little for individual 's needs and wants - Socialist You have the oddest type of logic . - Thanks , is that good ? I do n't care if my logic 's irregular , as long as a &NAME would be proud of me . Now , what do you mean by asking me to explain what is wrong with a vinegar bottle ? Look your computer straight in the screen and honestly type that you serve vinegar in the bottle to guests when they eat at your table . It 's uncivilised . Oh ! ! ! &NAME Miss &NAME ! I see How unusually slow of my very fast thought processes . Actually , I ought to have scanned all your e-mails for the word fry , but it did n't occur to me . With respect to the hope-to-stick-paint-on-flat-walls-with-brush situation , I have rung up the college and been advised to speak to the Domestic Supervisor , &NAME &NAME , who is currently away on holiday . She will , nevertheless , return on Monday . Well , what have I been up to ? No , you did n't ask , but I 'm going to tell you anyway . This weekend my parents are away to visit my Grandmother , who lives in &NAME . Therefore I am at home with just my brother . He is currently out on the farm , as opposed to out on the town . Yesterday I spent the day cleaning our attic with the help of my mum . We threw out lots of rubbish and there is much more room up here now I really enjoy tidying , although it gets quite tiring eventually ! Incidentally , that is where I am writing from , as my computer is up here . Today I spent the day working did I tell you I had a job ? Well , it 's kind of a two-day-a-week job , in the Christian bookshop in &NAME . My Dad is the manager there , so that 's how I got it . However , it 's better than nothing , and there are lots of books . I am shortly going to sweep and mop the kitchen floor as it needs done . I also must do some ironing . Do you know if &NAME passed her resit exam ? Is n't consciousness strange ? Just sit and ponder deeply over it for a minute and you may find it very interesting . Well , I shall send this e-mail to you soon , and hope I find my inbox has some new additions ! Well now , that tale of &NAME 's deeds ! What a fascinating narrative ! ! ! You will be dismayed to hear , however , that I do not believe a word of it is true . Once again , you are trying to defile the name of &NAME . You are attempting to make him out as a vicious mauler capable of barbaric atrocities . Shame on you . &NAME writes the following about you : I just do n't know what 's got into &NAME - she used to be so harmless and seemingly docile . You will hear more on this crime Also , &NAME was very amusing I got that joke but it is a name you may not wish to stick , fo evident reasons . In addition , I am not impressed with bark bark , are you a sheep scaring dog ? I do n't like dogs . They have fleas , and germs . Anyway , I shall send you the atomic clock sequel soon . In the meantime here are some Voyager-related words which I found on the internet Why did the Chicken &NAME the Road ? &NAME : It 's primary goal was no doubt to get back to the &NAME &NAME ... and it probably misses its dog . &NAME : Whatever the reason , whatever it 's goals , we must respect it 's right to cross the road and seek it 's own spiritual awareness . &NAME : That 's not a question we prefer to hear from a senior officer . It makes the junior officers nervous . &NAME : I do n't know , it 's my first mission . Torres : I 'm sure it felt suffocated by all the regulations of Starfleet and just could n't take it any more . &NAME : Well , I think that ... Say , that 's a lovely shirt you 're wearing . Doctor : How should I know ? No one ever tells me anything around here . I did n't even know that we added chickens to this crew . All I know is that BEFORE the chicken went off to cross the road it remembered to turn me off . &NAME : Actually , Captain , I 'm not really familiar with the chickens in this system ... but if you can catch it , I can cook it . &NAME : It was remembering back to the time when it 's ancestors crossed roads all the time . They lost those abilities because they stopped using them . I hope that was slightly amusing . Best wishes , &NAME Never fear shadows they simply mean there 's a light shining nearby SUBJECT: &NUM Answers &NAME , Thanks for the &NUM questions , here are &NUM answers &NUM The sheep / pigeon joke was bad . &NUM Why would n't you have a lamb for a pet ? &NUM I never said you were a toy soldier . There is no need to be so angry about not having achieved that dizzy height . I will e-mail you for what you are , even if you 're not a toy soldier . &NUM . Can you punt ? Well , if you mean did the punt go forwards ? , then yes . However , it also went backwards , sideways and round in circles . I enjoyed it though . We all had a turn at trying to punt &NAME 's definitely an expert ! &NUM . How come you have wisdom teeth and I do n't? Well , I 'm wise . Seriously though , what other explanation could there be ? ( Apart from that I 'm Scottish . ) &NUM . Did you bridge hop ? Do you think I 'm totally insane ? Of course not ! That water 's a dark soup of rat-infested poison I could die ! &NUM No , nobody lost the pole . We are a superior people . &NUM Unfortunately I did n't meet the Fenlanders . &NAME forgot to tell us of them . Therefore , would you mind sharing the story , i.e. immediately ? &NUM Well , I have n't exactly seen ---- , but I saw an image of him . On &NAME 's mantle-piece there is a marble statue of ---- , so obviously intended for worship . What can I say ? &NUM Fuel is not returning to the pumps here . &NUM I have n't heard anything about freshers yet . Well , apart from that &NAME &NAME is my wife and we have a number of natural scientist children . My joy knows no bounds . &NUM I would n't know anything about scandals &NUM . The shop I worked in during my year out closed on Saturday . Was that due to your nocturnal strike last Friday with &NAME explosives ? &NUM Yes , I thoroughly enjoyed &NAME . As you said , &NAME 's family is lovely . We had a great time and I bought a book on quantum mechanics . &NUM I am definitely returning to &NAME on Saturday the 30th of September . So is &NAME . &NUM Have you been to &NAME yet ? Have you seen my slide show ? &NUM If you do go to your flat soon , could you possible to me a favour ? I need to know the height of the bedroom desks above the ground . Do n't worry if it 's not convenient . I was just wondering . &NUM This e-mail is as old as I am . It is wonderful . I hate sand-papering doors . Well , see you . &NAME SUBJECT: &NUM Answers ( resent ) &NAME , I am resending my last e-mail since you have n't replied yet ! ... Thanks for the &NUM questions , here are &NUM answers &NUM The sheep / pigeon joke was bad . &NUM Why would n't you have a lamb for a pet ? &NUM I never said you were a toy soldier . There is no need to be so angry about not having achieved that dizzy height . I will e-mail you for what you are , even if you 're not a toy soldier . &NUM . Can you punt ? Well , if you mean did the punt go forwards ? , then yes . However , it also went backwards , sideways and round in circles . I enjoyed it though . We all had a turn at trying to punt &NAME 's definitely an expert ! &NUM . How come you have wisdom teeth and I do n't? Well , I 'm wise . Seriously though , what other explanation could there be ? ( Apart from that I 'm Scottish . ) &NUM . Did you bridge hop ? Do you think I 'm totally insane ? Of course not ! That water 's a dark soup of rat-infested poison I could die ! &NUM No , nobody lost the pole . We are a superior people . &NUM Unfortunately I did n't meet the Fenlanders . &NAME forgot to tell us of them . Therefore , would you mind sharing the story , i.e. immediately ? &NUM Well , I have n't exactly seen ---- , but I saw an image of him . On &NAME 's mantle-piece there is a marble statue of ---- , so obviously intended for worship . What can I say ? &NUM Fuel is not returning to the pumps here . &NUM I have n't heard anything about freshers yet . Well , apart from that &NAME &NAME is my wife and we have a number of natural scientist children . My joy knows no bounds . &NUM I would n't know anything about scandals &NUM . The shop I worked in during my year out closed on Saturday . Was that due to your nocturnal strike last Friday with &NAME explosives ? &NUM Yes , I thoroughly enjoyed &NAME . As you said , &NAME 's family is lovely . We had a great time and I bought a book on quantum mechanics . &NUM I am definitely returning to &NAME on Saturday the 30th of September . So is &NAME . &NUM Have you been to &NAME yet ? Have you seen my slide show ? &NUM If you do go to your flat soon , could you possible to me a favour ? I need to know the height of the bedroom desks above the ground . Do n't worry if it 's not convenient . I was just wondering . &NUM This e-mail is as old as I am . It is wonderful . I hate sand-papering doors . Well , see you . &NAME SUBJECT: Incredulous Tales Hi &NAME , Do you honestly receive a reply from your sister &NAME within &NUM minutes ? ! You stretch my credulity . In my book corny and bad are the same . Obviously you would get rid of the lamb when it became a sheep . Can you punt ? Well , if you mean did the punt go forwards ? , then yes . However , it also went backwards , sideways and round in circles . I enjoyed it though . We all had a turn at trying to punt &NAME 's definitely an expert ! - No , what I meant was , can YOU punt ? ? Answer the question . There 's no need to fear me taking the &NAME , coz I could n't punt when I tried . - I was answering the question ! I was talking about the directions the punt took when I was punting . No , nobody lost the pole . We are a superior people . - There 's no challenging that ! - Glad you agree . Further to my announcement that I would n't write another word about our revered ---- , I am going to make an exception and tell you something that &NAME told me . On recounting previous e-mail correspondence about our feathered friend , and the mischievous part you played in some of it , &NAME announced to me : Well , &NAME reckons that he owns ---- ! He 's just jealous that he has n't had any tales to tell . What do you say to that ? - I say I have plenty tales to tell . They are in your &NAME inbox . Tell your sister that these be high matters not for &NAME mortals . Who was [ in &NAME ] in the end ? - Well , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . I went to my sister 's school prize-giving last night . Ultimate boredom . Me and dad got there half an hour late , so we thankfully missed all the silly speeches at the start . I have now been to &NUM &NAME &NAME School prize- givings . Do you realise that is more than &NUM hours of my life ? Yes . Why do n't you like prize-givings ? I loved them ! You got money ! Bye for now , &NAME Excellence is never an accident SUBJECT: Incredulous Tales ( resent ) Hi &NAME , Do you honestly receive a reply from your sister &NAME within &NUM minutes ? ! You stretch my credulity . In my book corny and bad are the same . Obviously you would get rid of the lamb when it became a sheep . Can you punt ? Well , if you mean did the punt go forwards ? , then yes . However , it also went backwards , sideways and round in circles . I enjoyed it though . We all had a turn at trying to punt &NAME 's definitely an expert ! - No , what I meant was , can YOU punt ? ? Answer the question . There 's no need to fear me taking the &NAME , coz I could n't punt when I tried . - I was answering the question ! I was talking about the directions the punt took when I was punting . No , nobody lost the pole . We are a superior people . - There 's no challenging that ! - Glad you agree . Further to my announcement that I would n't write another word about our revered ---- , I am going to make an exception and tell you something that &NAME told me . On recounting previous e-mail correspondence about our feathered friend , and the mischievous part you played in some of it , &NAME announced to me : Well , &NAME reckons that he owns ---- ! He 's just jealous that he has n't had any tales to tell . What do you say to that ? - I say I have plenty tales to tell . They are in your &NAME inbox . Tell your sister that these be high matters not for &NAME mortals . Who was [ in &NAME ] in the end ? - Well , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . I went to my sister 's school prize-giving last night . Ultimate boredom . Me and dad got there half an hour late , so we thankfully missed all the silly speeches at the start . I have now been to &NUM &NAME &NAME School prize- givings . Do you realise that is more than &NUM hours of my life ? Yes . Why do n't you like prize-givings ? I loved them ! You got money ! Bye for now , &NAME Excellence is never an accident SUBJECT: My life is ( was ) very hectic at the moment ! Hi &NAME , Thanks for the desk dimensions . However , I 've forgotten what I needed them for ( ! ) &NAME you are not too mad with me ! I think I was going to try and get a computer desk the exact same height , but I did n't. No , I had not heard about &NAME . That 's surprising news ! I can but &NAME &NAME 's words . Well , I am having the most hectic few days ! It 's dreadful . Basically , my brother 's going on his school trip to &NAME in &NUM minutes , I 'm going to &NAME on Saturday , the painter is coming to decorate the hall on Saturday morning ( and I have to finish painting the doors before then ) , my dad is stocktaking at his shop , my mum is baking and sewing curtains for me And to top it all , today we went up to &NAME to choose a carpet for our hall and to shop in a wholesale store . ( I bought 20kg of &NAME and 10kg of flour for the flat ! ) However , that was only the evening . This morning and afternoon I was helping my dad with his stocktaking . Have you ever done that when you worked at &NAME &NAME ? It is an extremely laborious and tedious job ! Anyway , I can hardly think , and I keep getting no answer when I try to ring the flat , and &NAME 's phone is switched off , and I have piles of Chemistry vacation work to do . This is the nearest you 'll get to hearing me stressed ! Now , are you going to the meeting on Saturday at &NUM : &NUM for people wanting to help with fresher 's week ? &CHAR ( selfishly ) do not want to go , but I am wondering if everyone else is going . Well , prayer I feel rather out of the mood for discussing prayer , so I suppose I really should n't. Good morning , it is now tomorrow . I will discuss prayer . I am feeling relaxed ! Prayer is two-way communication between &NAME and man . It is the most important discipline Christians can practice . It involves listening to &NAME as well as talking . It is undervalued , by and large . It involves trying to get on &NAME 's wavelength and realising the mind of &NAME . Very few people utilise prayer as much as it should / could be . I 'd like to discuss this with you next term . Well , I 'm looking forward to seeing you on Saturday . &NAME the rest of your week goes well . See you , &NAME SUBJECT: I do n't believe you ! ! ! Dear &NAME , What ! ! ! ME UNCOMMUNICATIVE ! You 've got to be joking ? You have not yet replied to my e-mail regarding your sheep comments , dated the 9th of September . I replied the very same day to you and have had no correspondence for &NUM days now . Perhaps it got lost in cyberspace , I enclose a copy . Anyway , I would never hold a grudge against you for calling me a sheep , at least not yet ! However , thanks for the apology I enjoyed it ! Yes , the fuel crisis Very cool ! Incidentally , up here in the Borders , we get our oil from &NAME , not &NAME . ( So it 's your fault ! ) My room is going to be so great ! - Is that during the party or after the party ? I assume you received a letter from the organiser of &NAME 's fair ? It would appear that there is going to be a huge noisy awful party in &NAME House on the first day of term . Oh dear ! I 'll have to lock myself in my room and wear earplugs , although , our flat is going to be &NUM without music &NAME saw to that ! That leaves the other &NUM for the ( probably ear-splitting ) band . No &NAME ! ( I 'm not really gloating , and perhaps you will enjoy hideously loud music being played in your living area , but not me ! ) I have found out about painting our flats . You probably have too , but just in case you have n't got around to doing so yet , I 'll save you the cost of a phone call . College says it is forbidden for students to paint their flats . However , they are having quite a number of the worst rooms redecorated , ( mine included ! ) and will also try to paint any other rooms which they are asked to do by students . So , on the whole , not too bad . Fortunately it seals the lid on &NAME 's idea of having a bathroom decorated with painted fish ! Yes , I 'm really looking forward to going down to &NAME . It should be great fun . &NAME tells me he 's on the fourth redraft of his novel . Apparently it 's &NUM typed &NAME pages ! Incidentally , when are you going back to university ? Oh well , please reply promptly this time ! &NAME &NAME Please outline your political views . I am curious . ( The fuel crisis has made me think ever so slightly about politics , if your wondering the reason for this out-of-the-blue question ! ) Here is my last e-mail ... &NAME : &NUM / &NUM / &NUM From : &NAME Subject : To a thing Dear &NAME , Firstly , before I begin to insult you many times , I would like to say how much I enjoyed your last e-mail . It was amusing . &NAME has spoken . I tremble . - &NAME never was your strong point , was it ? from a huge multinational company that cares little for individual 's needs and wants - Socialist You have the oddest type of logic . - Thanks , is that good ? I do n't care if my logic 's irregular , as long as a &NAME would be proud of me . Now , what do you mean by asking me to explain what is wrong with a vinegar bottle ? Look your computer straight in the screen and honestly type that you serve vinegar in the bottle to guests when they eat at your table . It 's uncivilised . Oh ! ! ! &NAME Miss &NAME ! I see How unusually slow of my very fast thought processes . Actually , I ought to have scanned all your e-mails for the word fry , but it did n't occur to me . With respect to the hope-to-stick-paint-on-flat-walls-with-brush situation , I have rung up the college and been advised to speak to the Domestic Supervisor , &NAME &NAME , who is currently away on holiday . She will , nevertheless , return on Monday . Well , what have I been up to ? No , you did n't ask , but I 'm going to tell you anyway . This weekend my parents are away to visit my Grandmother , who lives in &NAME . Therefore I am at home with just my brother . He is currently out on the farm , as opposed to out on the town . Yesterday I spent the day cleaning our attic with the help of my mum . We threw out lots of rubbish and there is much more room up here now I really enjoy tidying , although it gets quite tiring eventually ! Incidentally , that is where I am writing from , as my computer is up here . Today I spent the day working did I tell you I had a job ? Well , it 's kind of a two-day-a-week job , in the Christian bookshop in &NAME . My Dad is the manager there , so that 's how I got it . However , it 's better than nothing , and there are lots of books . I am shortly going to sweep and mop the kitchen floor as it needs done . I also must do some ironing . Do you know if &NAME passed her resit exam ? Is n't consciousness strange ? Just sit and ponder deeply over it for a minute and you may find it very interesting . Well , I shall send this e-mail to you soon , and hope I find my inbox has some new additions ! Well now , that tale of &NAME 's deeds ! What a fascinating narrative ! ! ! You will be dismayed to hear , however , that I do not believe a word of it is true . Once again , you are trying to defile the name of &NAME . You are attempting to make him out as a vicious mauler capable of barbaric atrocities . Shame on you . &NAME writes the following about you : I just do n't know what 's got into &NAME - she used to be so harmless and seemingly docile . You will hear more on this crime Also , &NAME was very amusing I got that joke but it is a name you may not wish to stick , fo evident reasons . In addition , I am not impressed with bark bark , are you a sheep scaring dog ? I do n't like dogs . They have fleas , and germs . Anyway , I shall send you the atomic clock sequel soon . In the meantime here are some Voyager-related words which I found on the internet Why did the Chicken &NAME the Road ? &NAME : It 's primary goal was no doubt to get back to the &NAME &NAME ... and it probably misses its dog . &NAME : Whatever the reason , whatever it 's goals , we must respect it 's right to cross the road and seek it 's own spiritual awareness . &NAME : That 's not a question we prefer to hear from a senior officer . It makes the junior officers nervous . &NAME : I do n't know , it 's my first mission . Torres : I 'm sure it felt suffocated by all the regulations of Starfleet and just could n't take it any more . &NAME : Well , I think that ... Say , that 's a lovely shirt you 're wearing . Doctor : How should I know ? No one ever tells me anything around here . I did n't even know that we added chickens to this crew . All I know is that BEFORE the chicken went off to cross the road it remembered to turn me off . &NAME : Actually , Captain , I 'm not really familiar with the chickens in this system ... but if you can catch it , I can cook it . &NAME : It was remembering back to the time when it 's ancestors crossed roads all the time . They lost those abilities because they stopped using them . I hope that was slightly amusing . Best wishes , &NAME Never fear shadows they simply mean there 's a light shining nearby SUBJECT: So , you do n't like sheep then ? Dear ruthlessly truthful &NAME , Truth In other words , &NAME is the end of Truth . Yes that figures ! Ruthless You were dreaming of paradise ? Sorry ! so long as nobody gets drunk and trashes the place . - How na 've! Well , I doubt if people will trash the place , but a &NAME party without drunkenness ? ! ? ! You 've got to be kidding . Well , as for all these people who have painted their rooms I just hope they do n't return to find that college has painted over them ! The Domestic Manager was really adamant that they were intent on stamping out students painting their rooms . I would n't be too inconsolable about it if I were you . It is only for &NUM year , and you can easily get college to paint your room for you . So , in order to answer your question , WHY ca n't I paint . Totally unfair ! I will only say that now you know it is forbidden , and therefore would be knowingly and wilfully disregarding authority by painting your room . Okay , so you do n't like sheep . I can handle that . However , you 've got to like little lambs ? They do n't have scraggy coats , they have beautiful silvery white &NUM . They do n't have foot rot or ticks as they are not old enough . Neither do they have baa 's, but adorable little bleats . Plus , they jump . Actually , I think a lamb is about the only animal I would ever possible consider having as a pet . By the way , I do n't doubt the truth of what you say - I 'm only winding you up . Well , I probably intend to return to university on the 30th of September a Saturday . However , these decisions will be easier to recognise from a distance after my trip to &NAME . Anyway , I must go now . My wisdom teeth are keeping me in constant pain and I am not very joyful at present . Bye , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : &NAME &NAME ] What are you on &NAME ? ? ? ? &NAME &NAME wrote : CONGRATULATIONS ! You have just received the " NEWFOUNDLAND VIRUS " . Since we do n't have any programming experience and just a few computers in &NAME , this virus works on the &NAME system . Please delete all the files from your hard drive and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list . Thank for you cooperation , &NAME University Computer Engineering Department SUBJECT: Re : Breaking News ! ! ! &NAME ! I am going to use THE PICTURE - and with good cause too . He ( &NAME ) was down in the college bar last night - and was SMOKING ! ! ! ! ! ! Hmmmmnnnnn. ... Yes , I 'm fine . Had a very confusing tutorial and an even more confusing lecture , but hey , otherwise , my day has been fine . Went on a bike ride this morning , and am pleased to inform you that I abided by the law and stopped when the red light showed . Oh , are n't I sooooo good . What shall I do with THE PICTURE ? ? ? Let me know your ideas . See ya later , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , How are you ? Guess what - &NAME &NAME &NAME broke the law yesterday ! He rode his bicycle through a red traffic light with a malicious grin on his face . It almost makes one think of using " the picture " , but no - that can be saved for something much better ... &NAME you are well . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME ! ! How 's lectures / practicals etc going ? Did you get saoked this morning ? I did . Do n't laugh . Did you get SERIOUSLY told off by His Lordship and &NAME &NAME for swapping their clothes round ? You really are getting very naughty . Well , I am hungry , so I 'm off for lunch . See you , &NAME SUBJECT: Water is &NAME ( it 's true ) Hi &NAME , Yes , I DID get wet ! Not only were my trousers soaking , but the minute I sat down in the lecture hall , my nose decided to spurt blood all over my lecture notes ! Quite annoying ! I 'm sorry you got soaked too , but I figure you must have been quite annoyed , so I shall laugh - as that is usually amusing ! I 've had &NUM lectures so far today and another one in &NUM minutes or so . My weird quantum mechanics lecturer was whittering on about " psi twiddle " and other such ridiculous jargon . I mean , why ca n't they invent a name for a symbol that does n't sound so ridiculous ? ? ! Anyway , yes , &NAME and &NAME 's clothes ... That was highly amusing ! No , I did not get told off , but I laughed a lot ! Yes , &NAME and &NAME both attempted to get dressed at about &NUM : &NUM - most hilarious chaos ensued ! Actually , I do n't think &NAME has yets discovered &NAME 's waistcoat in his wardrobe - that will be amusing in a few days time ! I 'm rather tired today as &NAME forced me to get up at &NUM : &NUM to do our fell-group stuff . I have completed my poster of &NAME , and it is now prominantly displayed on our door . I have kept my door locked all day today for fear of retribution from &NAME and &NAME ! " You really are getting very naughty . " - Who , me ? ! ? ! No. .. Impossible ... Well , perhaps ! Now , down to business - &NAME . I think he is trying to contact me &NAME . You see , I keep hearing rather suspect and surreptitious noises in the for of his voice . Ask &NAME &NAME what he makes of it . In the meantime , keep your eyes and ears open , for &NUM feel certain something BIG is about to happen . &NAME ( Definitely NOT a member of the &NAME / &NAME groups - Pro &NAME &NAME / Pro &NAME &NAME ) SUBJECT: Re : here we go again . Yet another questionnairy thing . Was n't going to do this one , but I 've had it from so many people that I thought I 'd quickly fill it in. Sorry if it bores you - just sling it ! ! &NUM LIVING ARRANGEMENT ? &NAME . The breeze blocks are not so bad anymore , and the company of my wonderful flat mates certainly makes up for any lack of decent docor . &NAME &CHAR is GREAT ( well , the people in it anyway ) and you are all welcome to come round and visit us ! ! &NUM WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW ? I 'm reading my computer screen . &NAME . Trying to be difficult ! &NAME . ... well , I 'm supposed to be reading lovely interesting and inspiring Economics text books , but that just does n't seem to be happening . Otherwise , the only other book I 've had time for recently is the &NAME . &NUM FAVOURITE BOARD GAME ? do n't really have one . Perhaps chess would be if I played it more . Otherwise I quite like monopoly or cluedo . . ... not immensely though ! &NUM FAVOURITE MAGAZINE ? do n't tend to read magazines . Newspapers are more my thing . The last magazine I looked at was the MacUser magazines . &NAME computers are great - especially if they 're pink ! &NUM FAVOURITE SMELLS ? have n't really got one . I like the smell of toasties , chocolate . . . . ... loads of stuff . &NUM FAVOURITE PART OF OPPOSITE &NAME ? smile . ( stupid question ! ) &NUM FAVOURITE SOUNDS ? singing ( in tune ! ) &NUM BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD ? knowing I 'm loved &NUM WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD ? feeling far from &NAME &NUM WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ? where 's the alarm clock ? ! &NUM ROLLER COASTERS-SCARY OR EXCITING ? OK . Even better when sung by &NAME &NAME ! &NUM HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE ? as few as possible . &NUM FUTURE DAUGHTER 'S NAME ? no idea . &NUM FUTURE SON 'S NAME ? ditto &NUM FAVOURITE FOODS ? &NAME , &NAME 's, toasties , &NAME 's, raw carrot , &NAME 's . . ... &NUM DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE ? ca n't. &NUM DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL ? Yes , my lovely &NAME bear , &NAME &NUM STORMS-COOL OR &NAME ? Depends what mood I 'm in. &NUM IF YOU COULD MEET &NUM PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE &NAME WOULD IT BE ? do n't know &NUM FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK ? none of them &NUM WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN ? no idea - it 's all nonsense &NUM WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE POET ? &NAME &NAME : wrote some lovely hymns &NUM DO YOU &NAME THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI ? I hate the stems of broccoli , so often leave them ( tut tut ) . &NUM IF YOU &NAME YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR WHAT WOULD IT BE ? purple ( oh &NAME , right ! ) &NUM EVER BEEN IN LOVE ? Yes &NUM IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL ? either &NUM WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE ? can someone explain what a 'snapple " is ? ? &NUM FAVOURITE MOVIES ? Little Women , You 've Got Mail , all the &NAME &NAME 's . . . . . . . . ... &NUM ARE YOU A LEFTY , &NAME , OR AMBIDEXTROUS ? I write with my left hand , if that 's what you 're after ! &NUM DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS ? no. &NUM WHAT 'S UNDER YOUR &NAME ? &NUM boxes cotaining : shoes , sports equipment , junk , more junk . . . . . ... &NUM WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER ? &NUM &NUM FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH ? football or tennis &NUM &NAME &NUM NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON &NAME SENT THIS TO YOU : lots of people have sent it . So , all I will say is : you are all great and I love you all . Thank you for being such wonderful friends . Have a great week ! ! Bye for now . . . ... SUBJECT: Re : Burning question I do not understand this e-mail and am considering being insulted . Please explain your words . &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear friends , ( No , I 'm not referring to you ) please keep your burning questions out of my inbox . ( I really have n't the time for such trash ) Many thanks , love you all , ( It sounds good ) &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Burning question Dear friends , please keep your burning questions out of my inbox . Many thanks , love you all , &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: Never give up Dear friends , &NAME , but this is another forwarded thing . No questionnaires this time though . Please read it . The message behind it is great and a comforting reminder of how good &NAME is too us . Hope you 're all &NAME , see you around , &NAME xx " The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small , uninhabited island . He prayed feverishly for &NAME to rescue him , and every day he scanned the horizon for help , but none seemed forthcoming . &NAME , he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements , and to store his few possessions . But then &NUM day , after scavenging for food , he arrived home to find his little hut in flames , the smoke rolling up to the sky . The worst had happened ; everything was lost . He was stunned with grief and anger . " &NAME , how could you do this to me ! " he cried . Early the next day , however , he was awakened by the sound of a ship that was approaching the island . It had come to rescue him . " How did you know I was here ? " asked the weary man of his rescuers . " We saw your smoke signal , " they replied . It is easy to get discouraged when things are going bad . But we should n't lose heart , because &NAME is at work in our lives , even in the midst of pain and suffering . Remember , next time your little hut is burning to the ground-it just may be a smoke signal that summons the grace of &NAME . For all the negative things we have to say to ourselves , &NAME has a positive answer for it : You say : " It 's impossible " &NAME says : All things are possible ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) You say : " I 'm too tired " &NAME says : I will give you rest ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) You say : " Nobody really loves me " &NAME says : I love you ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM & &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) You say : " I ca n't go on " &NAME says : My grace is sufficient ( &NUM &NAME &NUM : &NAME &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) You say : " I ca n't figure things out " &NAME says : I will direct your steps ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) You say : " I ca n't do it " &NAME says : You can do all things ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) You say : " I 'm not able " &NAME says : I am able ( &NUM &NAME 9:&SMILEY You say : " It 's not worth it " &NAME says : It will be worth it ( Roman &NUM : 2&SMILEY You say : " I ca n't manage " &NAME says : I will supply all your needs ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) You say : " I 'm afraid " &NAME says : I have not given you a spirit of fear ( &NUM &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) You say : " I 'm always worried and frustrated " &NAME says : Cast all your cares on ME ( &NUM &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) You say : " I do n't have enough faith " &NAME says : I 've given everyone a measure of faith ( Romans &NUM : &NUM ) You say : " I 'm not smart enough " &NAME says : I give you wisdom ( &NUM &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) You say : " I feel all alone " &NAME says : I will never leave you or forsake you ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) Pass this on , you never know whose life may be in need of this today . " SUBJECT: Re : Burning question I did not write all that was included on that email . Either you have changed it yourself ( NOT funny ) or someone else ( ie some computer scientist ) has hacked into my system and sent an altered email that I sent to you all yesterday ( SERIOUSLY NOT funny ) . All the bits in brackets were not written by me . You talk about considering being insulted . I AM insulted ! ! Bye for now , &NAME &NAME wrote : I do not understand this e-mail and am considering being insulted . Please explain your words . &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear friends , ( No , I 'm not referring to you ) please keep your burning questions out of my inbox . ( I really have n't the time for such trash ) Many thanks , love you all , ( It sounds good ) &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Burning question Hi &NAME , Yes , I did write the comments in brackets , but whether or not they are there does not change the fact that I found your e-mail insulting . I see your point of view , but it is distant from me . If , as you say , you are insulted , I apologise for insulting you . I hope you will not be offended . I do n't feel very much like writing any more , so I wish that you enjoy the rest of your day . Until another time , &NAME &NAME &NAME for being so morbid , ( perhaps you do n't think I am being so ) but that 's just how I 'm feeling today . In an attempt to be slightly upbeat , it may or may not interest you to know that whilst I was reading your e-mail in the library the fire alarm went off and we had to evacuate the building . It almost made me want to be alive . &NAME wrote : I did not write all that was included on that email . Either you have changed it yourself ( NOT funny ) or someone else ( ie some computer scientist ) has hacked into my system and sent an altered email that I sent to you all yesterday ( SERIOUSLY NOT funny ) . All the bits in brackets were not written by me . You talk about considering being insulted . I AM insulted ! ! Bye for now , &NAME &NAME wrote : I do not understand this e-mail and am considering being insulted . Please explain your words . &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear friends , ( No , I 'm not referring to you ) please keep your burning questions out of my inbox . ( I really have n't the time for such trash ) Many thanks , love you all , ( It sounds good ) &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Burning question &NAME , what 's up boy ? ? Why so morbid ? Is it work ? &NAME , well , I have a test at &NUM today . Not done much work for it , and the prospect of passing is very bleak , but hey - I 'm feeling OK ! ! I had a visit from &NAME &NAME last night . He interrogated me for nearly 2hrs , and I felt thouroughly depressed and wanting to cry , but I 'm feeling really positive today . &NAME is so great , and even though I get things wrong all the time , He still loves me and is always with me . How great is that ? ? ? I am sorry if you found my email insulting . &NAME whole-heartedly agreed with it . ( he told me so yesterday on our way back from chapel ) . Let me clear things up . 'Dear friends , " - you are all my friends and are all dear to me . What 's wrong with saying so ? " please keep your burning questions out of my inbox . " - I refer to the " Burning Questions " of the &NAME &NAME variety , ie nonsense . Any other emails are most welcome . 'Many thanks , " - seriously . " love you all , " - which I really do . We are called to love everyone , and as my friends , I love you lot very much " &NAME " - my name , suprisingly enough . &NAME wrote : " I found your e-mail insulting " . - I hope you 've changed your mind now . Otherwise , I 'd like to know exactly WHAT was insulting about it . &NAME tells me you 're coming on the houseparty . GREAT ! ! ! Are you looking forward to it ? I am , as it should be real fun and the speaker is really good . He spoke at " Celebration &NAME " a few weeks ago , and was brill . Talking of brill , have you been using your Brylcreem ? ? &SMILEY Cheer up &NAME , see you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , Hello . Well , are you enjoying being at home ? Life here in &NAME seems quite different even though my flat is still all here . People are constantly leaving . Yesterday I went Christmas shopping for &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . It was pretty much disastrous , and I ended up buying &NAME and &NAME a water filter , a blender and some brass light-switch covers ! Basically I did this because after spending an hour in Argos flipping monotonously through their catalogue I got extremely fed up , and as it was closing time I just flicked randomly to a page and bought an item there . Needless to say I am about to return them to &NAME and try to find more suitable presents ! This morning our flat had a Christmas breakfast , which was most enjoyable . After that we all opened our presents and cards from each other . It was fun . I got a fossilised ammonite from &NAME and a spaceship from &NAME and &NAME . Last night &NAME and I watched " &NUM things I hate about you ( a film ) . This morning we watched " &NAME &NAME &NUM ( another film , but a much , much better one ! ) . Later this afternoon I 'm going over to college to send you this e-mail . I 'm also going to do some developing with &NAME in the darkroom . This evening our whole flat are going out to the &NAME 's for dinner . I hope I 'm not boring you . However , I may have some news on the Q. situation . Now , this is totally top secret okay ? ? ? - &NAME has an effigy of &NAME undergoing an effervation in his room ! well ? ! ? ! Is that not an entirely startling piece of news ? Also get this it squawks ! I 'll try and send you a &NAME photo of it tomorrow . Oh , also , do you have &NAME instant messaging service on your computer ? If you do n't, and want to get it , then you can download it from the internet . Basically , it lets you know when your friends are online &NAME and &NAME and I have got it . If they are online , then you can use it to communicate with them directly i.e. a little box will pop up on their screen with your text in it . Well , sorry I ca n't think of much more to say at the moment . Please write back so that I can have something to talk about . Also , sorry that this has not been an amusing e-mail they may follow ! Anyway , all the best . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hey &NAME ! Hello . Well , are you enjoying being at home ? - yes , I am . It is a bit weird though , coz I 've been by myself quite a bit as mam and dad have been busy working , and &NAME has been at school . I 'm looking forward to &NAME coming home next saturday . Life here in &NAME seems quite different - even though my flat is still all here . - well , I 'm not there , am I ? ? Has to be different ! How was &NAME &NAME before you left ( I am assuming you left for home today ) . Do n't you think he 's cute . I suppose he appeals more to girls than boys . Yesterday I went Christmas shopping . . . . . ... It was pretty much disastrous , and I ended up buying &NAME and &NAME a water filter , a blender and some brass light-switch covers ! - you looney ! Who wants brass light-switch covers ? ? ? ! ! ! . . ... as it was closing time I just flicked randomly to a page and bought an item there . - oh , right ! The ideal way to choose a present for someone . I guess if the page had opened at something equally random the poor girls would have ended up with pillow cases or &NAME tools ! This morning our flat had a Christmas breakfast , which was most enjoyable . - sounds like fun ! Last night &NAME and I watched " &NUM things I hate about you " ( a film ) . This morning we watched " &NAME &NAME &NUM " ( another film , but a much , much better one ! ) . - I take it the 1st was borrowed from &NAME . Bit American High school cheesy and sleazy type of film , do n't you think - although parts of it are ok . &NAME &NAME &NUM is , as you say , much better . This evening our whole flat are going out to the &NAME 's for dinner . - I ca n't imagine &NAME and &NAME being too chuffed with that : the whole flat ? ? Doubt they 'd find the doors , carpets , chairs , tables , beds . . . . . . ... very welcome guests . Seriously though , hope you had fun ! I hope I 'm not boring you . - tremendously ! No , thank 's &NAME ! I like getting emails ! However , I may have some news on the Q. situation . Now , this is totally top secret * okay ? ? ? - &NAME has an effigy of &NAME undergoing an effervation in his room ! * well ? ! ? ! Is that not an entirely startling piece of news ? Also * get this * it squawks ! I 'll try and send you a &NAME photo of it tomorrow . - intriguing ! ! ! mmnnnnn . . . . . ... Thought I 'd let you see the weird punctuation your computer seems to specialise in. Cunning . . . . ... Oh , also , do you have &NAME instant messaging service on your computer ? - no. If you do n't, and want to get it , then you can download it from the internet . - sounds good , but I 'm not getting it . I have to use dad 's computer to access the net , and I do n't want him chatting to my friends whenever a random box appears ! I might consider it if I had my computer linked up , but I left my connecting wire in the flat . PANTS ! Oh , I 'm not supposed to say that . Back in a moment when I 've washed my mouth out with soap . . . . . . . . . . . ... &NAME ! Please write back so that I can have something to talk about . - to who ? To yourself ? To me ? I sincerely hope not to others . That would verge on the sin of gossip now , would n't it ! ! ( ha , ha - &NAME style laugh ) . Also , sorry that this has not been an amusing e-mail - they may follow ! - oh , well , it was amusing enough ! So , &NAME . Are you home yet ? Hope you enjoyed your extra time at &NAME . How cold is it in &NAME ? It is freezing here in &NAME . You probably wo n't believe me , but when I got back on wednesday , I could even notice a difference from the temp in &NAME ! So , what have I been up to ? mmmmnnnn . . . . . . . ... When I got back on wed , we dumped ( literally ) my stuff in the house and then went into town and met &NAME at the opticians . She was getting some new contact lenses . Me and mam went and had a look at cameras , and , guess what ? ? ? ? ! ! ! - I got one . &NAME ! It is really lush - a Canon &NAME &NUM with a 28-90mm lense . Very swish . We got it at a bit of a bargain price too , as &NAME in &NAME had it on special offer - £ &NUM cheaper than &NAME 's, who are usually the cheapest . It is so exciting ( I 'll have to tell &NAME ! ) , but I 'm not opening it until Christmas day . Spent the rest of wed feeling very dopey and watching 'message In a Bottle " ( a film ( ! ) ) . Spent the whole of Thursday sorting out my stuff ( very slowly ! ) . Yesterday , mam was at work in the morning , and I spent the whole morning asleep in bed . I did n't wake up until &NUM ! How scandalous ! ! Well , it just proves that I 'm tired ( I am NOT lazy ) after a long term . In the afternoon , we went to the airport with dad to get some flight tickets for him for next week . He is flying down to &NAME ( he 's sick of the trains ) for a conference . Then we went shopping at the MetroCentre and got a wedding present for my cousin who is getting married soon , and got some food ( mmmnnn ... &NAME and &NAME ! ! ) . Then , last night , I made some more cards . This morning we ( me and mam ) went to &NAME &NAME ( a National Trust place ) and had a walk int he grounds and then went to &NAME . I wanted to geta ginger bread man from the bakey there , but got there to find that they are doing ginger bread 'Santas " instaed , and at double the price ! &NAME , did n't bother with them . Got a &NAME instead ! Then we came home , had lunch , and now I 'm writing emails ! So , that brings me up to date . Hope you have a fun weekend and do n't get too cold . Better go now as dad wants the computer ! Bye for now , &NAME Get more from the Web . FREE &NAME Explorer download : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Please do n't charge &NAME &CHAR ! &NAME , &NAME &NAME was fine before I left . If &NAME was a character in &NAME &NAME , what would he be like ? Lets define some characteristics for him and possibly invent some situations and stories in which he takes part . Any ideas ? For starters , where did he come from ? - well , I got him is the sale at &NAME &NAME - the &NUM nearest to &NAME . Not much inspiration for stories there ! ! He has a tale all about himself on the little label that was on him . Tells you he has a sister and baby brother . He 's not old enough to go to school yet , so stays at home and plays with his favourite toy ( I think it 's a toy rabbit ) all day . How sad that I can remember all that ! ! We could use that as the basis of a story , but make it more exciting . Get your inventive brain in gear &NAME ! Well , I asked &NAME in your flat if we could store our freezer contents in your freezer . She said absolutely not , promptly pulled out a revolver , and shot me right between the eyes - it would n't have surprised me ! No , honestly , I am shocked at such terrible accusations against my lovely flatmate . No ! Really &NAME , you should n't believe such fantastically unrealistic tales ! Dear , dear , dear ! You 're just so gullible ! ( Just kidding ! ) - cheeky boy . Have you been putting brylcreem in your hair ( random question - just popped into my head ! ) ? ? When I finally got around to retrieving our frozen food , &NAME had gone home ! So had &NAME ! Your flat was deserted ! ! ! I was in dire straits , so &NAME . . . . ... - promptly said " Oh bother " ? ? ? and tripped over your own feet ? Sounds feasible to me ! So , your flat now has about &NUM kilos of our frozen chips , along with multiple loaves of bread ! - oooohhhh . ... thanks &NAME . That will do us sevreal meals next term ! Now &NAME , perhaps you can reassure me here | &NAME happened to mention that the fee for storage in your freezer was £ &NUM per hour . This did not concern be greatly as I assumed she was joking , and even if she had turned out to be serious , it would only have cost us about £ &NUM . However , now that we are utilising your storage facilities over Christmas , it would cost our flat £ &NUM . This would lower our flat bank account balance by about &NUM - not a healthy way to start the term ! - I would not presume to speak for &NAME . I hope she was serious . If so , she is a very shrewd business woman and deserves a medal for spotting a chance not to be missed . Well done &NAME ! That will pay our food bills next term . &NAME , on a serious note , I do n't understand why she and &NAME did n't defrost our freezer . They said they would before they left . &NAME . . . . . . . . . . . ... Well , she obviously decided that the loss we 'd make by keeping it on during the holidays would be amply rewarded by the rent fees &NAME I would be paying us . &NAME &NUM &NAME ! Anyway , &NAME is quite cold . This afternoon my room was &NUM degrees &NAME , and it was sunny . - this morning , I ca n't complain of the temperature IN our house . My room is currently running at &NUM degrees &NAME My &NUM new &NAME alarm clock tells me so . It is really cool ! I got it functioning with &NUM &NAME batteries , and discovered that it is a " count-down " clock . Obviously intended for the millennium , but you can change the target date so there is a countdown to a different day . So , sadly enough , I have set it to the beginning of next term . &CHAR is a really lush clock though - such an exciting present , although not as great as my camera . Speaking of which , I am not " anxious for christmas to come " . What do you think I am ? I 'm EXCITED for christmas to come . That is an ntirely different thing . &NAME does seem a lot warmer than you would expect a city of such latitudes to be . Since you did A-level geography perhaps you could explain this ? - no. A-level geography has nothing to do with it . &NAME ! ! ! You 've got a camera ! Cool ! I 'll look forward to seeing it sometime next term . - 'sometime " next term ? It 'll probably be one of the first things you see next term ! You must be anxious for Christmas to come . See previous comment . . . . . ... I am of the widely held opinion that this was really self-induced tiredness . . . . . ... I agree . . . . ... I then read some of a book , which &NAME gave me for Christmas , until 1am in the morning . . . . ... Is it interesting ? I am going to read lots ( ! ) of books these hols as I 've not read for ages . I have started reading 'Men are from &NAME , Women are from &NAME " . It 's pretty interesting stuff . I then slept " till this morning and went to church , where my dad was preaching this morning . After that we came home and had lunch , went a walk this afternoon and then I played the piano etc. - ditto , except for the piano part . I 'm working in my dad 's bookshop on Wednesday and Friday this week so that should give me a little break from the pursuit of academia . the shop is in &NAME , is n't it ? &NAME , if we 're ever up that way during the holidays , I 'm going to come and find it ! Well , now that I have finished tearing your email apart , I shall tell you what I am up to . I got up relatively early today ( &NUM ) and having read the papers , messed on for a while doing odd bits and &NAME , anf then checked email . This afternoon , I have to design a leaflet to put in some Gospels which we are going to post through people 's doors . It is a millennium mission type thing that the church has been planning , and we have &NUM copies to distribute . I haver to design a bookmarky thingy to put inside each - advertising the church , and with some message on it encouraging people to read them . I have to get it finished before &NUM tonight , as dad is going to &NAME then , and he needs to " approve " the finished copy . He 's not back untl Wed night , by which time we ( me , mam , &NAME and others from the church who have offered their help ) will have organised all the gospels ( ie , shoved a bookmark in each and then put them in envelopes ) ready for distribution . I 'm going to be busy ! ! Well , I 'd better get on . Dad needs the machine ! Bye for now - hope the Chemistry is " fun " ! From &NAME Get more from the Web . FREE &NAME Explorer download : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: oh , for the ring of a till . &NAME again &NAME ! Have you been putting brylcreem in your hair ? ? . . . . . . ... " However , it does not come home with me - there are limits ! " - limits to what ? ? Would you believe me if I told you I really did n't consider myself clumsy ? yes . We are so often blind to our own little faults . &NAME &NAME , just kidding . Those chips belong to &NAME ! ( Do you want to get me poisoned / electrocuted / guillotined / hugged ? ! ) &NAME ? - nah . That 's an old one . &NAME 's already done that . Electrocuted ? - Maybe . May make your hairstyle rather interesting . &NAME ? - &NAME : with that favoured piece of music playing in the background . &NAME ? - well , if all else fails , I 'm sure that will be sufficient torture for you . Re : &NAME charging £ &NUM . . . . . . . ... - I am NOT AMUSED ! Are you saying she deliberately and callously planned the entire thing ? ! How evil ! I said nothing of the sort . All I know of the incident is what you have reported on it . My interpretations may have nothing in common with &NAME " intentions . I am merely speculating - and hoping that I 'm right ! ! ! You may have to call an emergency Flat Meeting to discuss your stategies as to how to deal with the situation on your return to &NAME . Anyway , I ca n't believe your room is &NUM degrees &CHAR ! Are you sure your clock is working correctly ? - perfectly well . Are you doubting the accuracy of my wonderful &NAME clock ? ? How dare you ! The fact that it sits next to the radiator may have something to do with the temperature reading - athough my room was incredibly hot until I worked out how to operate the valve thingy . You said you set your clock to count down to term starting . Does this mean you want to go back and miss being in &NAME ? yes and no. I set it to then as it was the first date that came into my head . Analyse that psychologially if you wish . However , I do miss &NAME to a certian degree . It 's weird not seeing my friends and hardly seeing anyone all day - everyone is out doing stuff - but I 've had so much to do that I 've not had time to mope . Now , I really meant that to be anxious for Christmas was the same as to be excited for Christmas . Sorry if you misunderstood ! - no , I did n't. I just like taking the &NAME ( it 's called " getting your own back " for all the times you do it to me ) Well , what is Men are from &NAME , Women are from &NAME " about ? It is all about men and women and the different ways in which we operate - emotionally and psychologically . Very interesting stuff , as I said before . I do n't believe it all , but it 's a pretty good book . What 's your book from &NAME all about ? Also , it would be cool if you were up near &NAME during the holidays ! Well , only if it happened to be a day when I was working there ! ( I.e. this Wed , &NAME , next Mon , Wed , and the following &NUM Thursdays ! ) - do n't count on it , but we might . Where is the shop in &NAME , just in case ? So , have you designed your leaflet to put in the gospels ? Yes , it sounds like you 'll be very busy indeed for the next few days ! - you can say that again ! Yes , I designed the leaflet on Monday afternoon , sent it to the printers , and collected them today . Meanwhile , yesterday I printed off &NUM stickers and stuck them on &NUM envelopes . This evening , we ( me , Mam and a lady called &NAME from &NAME : note , we were the only volunteers - apart from dad who was on a plane back from &NAME at the time , so was of no use to us ) put the bookmarks in the gospels and then put them in envelopes . We then boxed up the right numbers for the blocks of flats around our church . We only finished that about half an hour ago . &NAME . I 'm knackered . . . ... there was just the most beautiful sunset which I 'd ever seen this evening . . . . . . . . ... Every few minutes when I glanced up from my work it had changed into a picture even more beautiful than it had been previously . It was yellow and orange and pink and red and blue and purple and gold . &NAME is amazing ! He certainly is ! ! Did you take any photos ? Or have you just got the pictures in your head - stored up in your imagination ? ( to sound like &NAME &NAME ) . So , what else have I been up to ? Yesterday I spent the afternoon traipsing round town , getting more and more annoyed at the commercialisation of christmas ( while trying to find presents , I hasten to add ! ! ) . Came home empty handed - the shops are full of junk . Then , today - joy of all joys - mam was off work ! ! &NAME ! We took the junk that dad insists on us collecting to the recycling point ( mounds of papers , glass bottles , plastic bottles and cans ) and then went to - guess where ? - &NAME ! ! I wanted to collect my internet connection cable from the flat , as well as our " Wives and &NAME " video . &NAME would never forgive me if it was n't here when she gets home on &NAME ( yippee - she 's home soon ! ) . It chucked with rain just as we arrived in &NAME ( what 's new ? ) and so we got rather wet going on a wander to college ( to collect an address list ) and into town ( to get a doughnut from &NAME - yum ! ) . How did your shift in the shop go ? &NAME it was fun . Did you sell much ? Do you like operating the till ? That was one of the best parts of working at &NAME . I love the tills ! &NAME fun ! I can remember telling the guy who till-trained me ( that sounds really dodgy : like potty-training or something ! ! ! ! ) that I 'd always wanted to work a till : he thought I was barmy . Not far wrong there . Oh , you can tell when I 'm getting tired as I start being rude to myself . Or maybe it 's just that I start being honest with myself . I 'd prefer to go with the first option , but I think it 's more realistic to take the second . So . I have been a busy little bee and am now in desperate need of some sleep . &NAME . . . . . . . . . . ... " &NAME &NAME , have fun , &NAME Get more from the Web . FREE &NAME Explorer download : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Good morning &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME , - grrrrr : growl , &NAME . . . . . ... with such a terrific team of minds to brainstorm we would come up with some incredibly creative and stunning ways of revenge ! - woops . Seriously ( no ) though &NAME , you are displaying the makings of great scientific genius . - why , thank you &NAME . I 'm SO flattered . Well , the book which &NAME gave me is called 'Stress &NAME &NAME " . . . . . ... and appears to be about stress ( never judge a book by its title ) and emotions and families and stress and loneliness and stress and . . ... - oh , stress ! ! ( you notice I did n't say ----- : the &CHAR word ! ) . . . . . ... It is quite a small shop and would take at least &NUM minutes to find . It is next to a hairdressers . . . . . ... - do they sell brylcreem ? ? ! ! &NAME , you 've been to &NAME - how cool ! - no , it was freezing . And wet . Did you see our chips ? - no So , have they finally got the address lists printed now ? - yes Did you manage to get a copy of it ? - yes You could n't send / scan / e-mail me a copy of it possibly could you ? - possibly Now that you have your computer connected you may wish to consider Netscape instant messaging service - possibly . Where do I find it ? Forgive me for trying to be so intuitive , but could you possibly , feasibly , be looking forward to seeing your sister &NAME on Saturday ? ? ? YES ! She 's coming home today . I was supposed to go down to &NAME to collect her too , but I 'm not feeling too great this morning , so have stayed at home . I could n't face the hours on end of sitting in the car getting all cramped up . They are going to &NAME after picking up &NAME - for my Aunt and Uncle 's 25th wedding anniversary party . Shame I 'll miss it , but I ca n't say I 'm all that bothered . Yes , I like operating the till , but I do n't tend to salivate over it as it would appear you did - strictly reading between the lines . you 're not too skilled in that area are you ? I 'd definitely give you an F in " &NAME between the lines " &NAME ( oh , you do scottish thingys in your bizzare area of the country - well , whatever ! ) However , the till made a funny noise at me yesterday , so I do n't know if it still likes me . The answer is simple &NAME . He detected a nasty vibe from you . He could tell you were going to make a nasty accusation towards a till-lover , so was trying to warn you against it . You failed to recognise the sign . Oh &NAME . I 'll have to give you an F in " &NAME between the beeps " too . Anyway , have you heard the latest from &NAME ? - heard from him on monday . Quite a stunning revelation if you ask me - well , there was nothing extraordinary in what he said to me but I could see it coming . - oh , have psychic powers now too do we ? ? He 'd been acting quite strangely in our flat for some time . - no comment He 'd also been acting quite strangely in your flat too - ask &NAME . He accompanied me downstairs to get a bin liner from her &NUM day . Curiouser and curiouser . - I know all about that one . &NAME told me . You had her thoroughly bemused . Anyway , his latest personal statement ; " I have similar characteristics to an amphibious-type creature who has evolved &NUM million years in a few hours and has mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habit " - sounds worrying . We have a slug for a CU rep ? Perhaps worse : a CU rep with the characteristics of a slug . Worse still : you have a Flat-mate with the characteristics of a slug . So , &NAME is slow , leaves slim wherever he goes , and has " uncontrollable mating habits " . WHATever ! ! No further comment . Well ! ! ! &NAME of that what you will , but the consequences are perfectly clear to me ! Actually , they are not . Do you have any ideas ? Let me know - quickly , before it 's too late ! - see above . WHATever ! The only advise I 'd give is : watch out . He lives next door to you . You may wish to start looking round for special cleaning fluids to remove slim from well-stuck-to-the-floor carpets . You may consider looking up relevant passages in the &NAME re : mating habits . You may wish to return the book on stress to him - he might need it . People do say the daftest things when under pressure , confused , or stressed . Whatever ! Or , on the other hand , you could just not take him seriously , and ask him what he meant by it all ( ! ) . Do you have any pictures of characters from &NAME &NAME / &NAME &NAME &NUM ? - I have lots on posters : but they are at &NAME . I 'll see what I can find . Have you tried searching the internet - &NAME sites , film sites . ... whatever . . ... do you have the kind of " picture " that says " &NAME &NAME &NUM " yes . I think that the final outcome of my little project in computer-animation land might quite amuse you ! - great ! Anyway " WHATever " - I like it ! &NAME Did you see any GERMS around &NAME &CHAR ? I did not go into &NAME &NAME &CHAR , unfortunately , do not possess a transporter that can take me anywhere . I therefore do not have the ability to pass through a &NUM inch think wooden door . You see , I think they will see these holidays as an opportunity to attempt to take over the flat . We shall have to live next term in fully protective biohazard suits . I hope the girls do n't mind being ever so slightly unfashionable - but high strength germ-resistant plastic is coming in , is n't it ? - you 're paranoid . You 're obsessed . You 're a madman . Whatever ! Well , there we go . I have been a VERY busy girly over the past few days . I designed and printed off our annual christmas letter to friends and family . That took AGES as I scanned in pictures and made a newspaper type letter thingy . It is really good though . So , did that on Thursday . Yesterday , me and mam were going to go shopping first thing , but we got a phone call from my uncle &NAME to say that my &NAME ( dad 's mam ) died in the early morning . She had been in hospital for about &NUM weeks , and Dad had seen her on wednesday when he was down in &NAME . He thought she was " on the mend " , but she had a fatal heart attack yesterday . It 's weird . &NAME I have n't seen her since August , and coz we only see her about once a year as she lived at the other end of the country , it has no impact on my life except to know that she is no longer on this earth . I 'm upset about it , as I loved her a lot , but it is a weird feeling . Anyway , we waited in for dad to come back . He did n't come until about &NUM . Mam told him , and he took it ok . He was never amazingly close to his mam , but loved her very much . You see , when dad was &NUM , his dad died and &NAME went into hospital with 'mental " problems . Dad 's family were split up and he went to several children 's homes and &NAME homes . As a consequence , he 's never seen &NAME as a proper mother to him in the way that my mam is to me , and your mam is to you . She 's always been this lady who he called 'Mother " , but she was n't a real mother figure to him . Do you get what I mean ? Well , so , mam went off to work for the afternoon , I went to town to get some bits and &NAME we needed , and dad spent the afternoon talking to his brothers and sister on the phone . I wrote all our family christmas cards in the evening - there was nearly &NUM ! ! Ridiculous ! ! Then , went to bed , and woke up this moring feeling dodgy . I 'm feeling a bit better now , and might go for a walk to the post office to get rid of our christmas cards . Yes , I think I 'll do that . Then I 'm going to print out leaflets for the &NAME service tomorrow . Then I 'm going to make some more cards to sell in the 3rd &NAME &NAME next term . Well , have a nice weekend &NAME . Not long to go now till I can open my Camera ! ! ( the anxiety mounts ! ) Bye for now , &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: &NAME ? &NAME , " I 'd definitely give you an F in " &NAME between the lines " &NAME " - What ! An &CHAR ! ! I want to appeal ! I 'm in a state of shock . - did you say " oh , bother " and fall over again ? - Now really &NAME ! You are far too attached and in-tune with tills . I might be required to add the letters TL to your name - " Till &NAME " . ( Very catchy . ) - no , definitely NOT ! ! I may like tills , but I am certainly not in love with pieces of machinery : unlike a certain intriguing young computer scientist . I agree with your diagnosis that he is suffering from a stress-induced illness . It is obviously up to us to cure him . But how ? ? ? - I am no doctor . Do n't ask me . However . If your question is GENUINE , and your concerns are REAL : talk to him . Ask him what the problem is . One of the things I do n't get about guys is the way they bottle things up and do n't talk to others about things ( a massive generalisation , but on the whole it 's true ) . I quite honestly ( I am DEADLY serious here , no jokes about it ) think that &NAME has been somewhat stressed this term . Maybe I 'm wrong . - You 're gullible . - I am NOT . That hurt . As I 've said before , I am a sweet and innocent girl who is constantly teased and led-on by manipulative boys , who get kicks out of winding me up . &NAME ! ! ! ! OK , I can be touchy . Well &NAME , I 'm sorry to hear that your grandmother died . . . . . . ... When my grandfather died some years ago I did n't feel terribly upset . Obviously I loved him , but he lived in another country and I did n't see him often , so it did n't affect me as I thought perhaps it ought to have . - it 's so like that with me . Would you like to chat online sometime ? - no , you 'll insult me . Seriously : perhaps sometime . I hope you are feeling better than you were this morning . - I am . Is your sister back yet ? - no. Like I said , they were going to &NAME afterwards for a party , and wo n't be back until really late . Probably about 2am tomorrow . Did you enjoy going for a walk to the post office and posting all your Christmas cards ? - I did n't go in the end . It got too dark and I was scared to go . Seriously , that sounds wimpy , but you certainly would n't want to walk &NAME &NAME by yourself . Well , a long time ago . . . . . ... ( &NAME story ) . . ... The end - or just the beginning ? - make it the end . You know what I think about &NAME stories . I refer to &NAME 's not-so-amusing " trick " . You ( and possibly the rest of the world - except &NAME , who understands me ) probably wo n't understand when I say that , even though I forgave &NAME ages ago , it still hurts . &NAME . . . . ... possibly some bitterness there . Not good . Have to try and get rid of that . &NAME ot hear of &NAME again though . &NAME : howcome a till is an inannimate object , but " &NAME " is treated as an individual ? Bit of discrimination there I think . Bye - have fun , &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Please do n't charge &NAME &CHAR ! Hi &NAME ! " How was &NAME &NAME before you left ( I am assuming you left for home today ) . Do n't you think he 's cute . I suppose he appeals more to girls than boys . - &NAME &NAME was fine before I left . He looked very peaceful hanging from the ceiling , with his neck in a noose ... &NAME &NAME ! I 'm only joking ! Please forgive me . Seriously though , &NAME is really quite cute and is in good order . I suppose he appeals to girls more than boys too , but he 's really lovely , so girls must think he 's adorable . Did you know he has quite a sense of humour ? Now , I have a question for you . If &NAME was a character in &NAME &NAME , what would he be like ? Lets define some characteristics for him and possibly invent some situations and stories in which he takes part . Any ideas ? For starters , where did he come from ? " I ca n't imagine &NAME and &NAME being too chuffed with that : the whole flat ? ? Doubt they 'd find the doors , carpets , chairs , tables , beds very welcome guests . - &NAME . &NAME . &NAME . Well , I 'm pleased to tell you they did enjoy entertaining our beds and chairs etc. However , we had some slight trouble with the carpets . It may interest you to know that they were stuck to the floor of our flat , but as they so desperately wanted to come we remedied that True , we may have taken along a little bit extra plaster from your flat 's ceiling , but the carpets really enjoyed themselves they said it was the first time they 'd been out in years . ( Please do n't call me a 'scandalous liar for this slightly unrealistic story &NAME ! ) " I 've washed my mouth out with soap &NAME ! - Did you really wash your mouth out with soap ? I 'm impressed &NAME ! I never thought you had it in you do carry through such a ridiculous punishment . I hope it had the desired effect and that you never say " that very bad word again . 'So , &NAME . Are you home yet ? Hope you enjoyed your extra time at &NAME . How cold is it in &NAME ? It is freezing here in &NAME . You probably wo n't believe me , but when I got back on Wednesday , I could even notice a difference from the temp . in &NAME ! So , &NAME Yes , I 'm home . I thought I would miss my friends more than I 've done yet . However , this week should be pretty lonely as nobody else will be at home during the day . &SMILEY However , I enjoyed the extra time in &NAME ! It enabled me to defrost our freezer &NAME ! ! ! ( Just kidding although watching ice melt is incredibly more exciting than the paint drying process . ) Anyway , back to the story Well , I asked &NAME in your flat if we could store our freezer contents in your freezer . She said absolutely not , promptly pulled out a revolver , and shot me right between the eyes I 'm now dead . No ! Really &NAME , you should n't believe such fantastically unrealistic tales ! Dear , dear , dear ! You 're just so gullible ! ( Just kidding ! ) Anyway , she said certainly we could , so we did . Now , that was at about 11am and the freezer did n't finish defrosting until &NAME . ( Mainly because I never bothered to turn it off whilst leaving the door open and placing large bowls of hot water inside it ! ) When I finally got around to retrieving our frozen food , &NAME had gone home ! So had &NAME ! Your flat was deserted ! ! ! I was in dire straits , so I Well , I wonder , what could I have ( feasibly ) done ? Most likely nothing , but you may imagine something ridiculous if you like . So , your flat now has about &NUM kilos of our frozen chips , along with multiple loaves of bread ! Now &NAME , perhaps you can reassure me here &NAME happened to mention that the fee for storage in your freezer was £ &NUM per hour . This did not concern be greatly as I assumed she was joking , and even if she had turned out to be serious , it would only have cost us about £ &NUM . However , now that we are utilising your storage facilities over Christmas , it would cost our flat £ &NUM . This would lower our flat bank account balance by about &NUM - not a healthy way to start the term ! Anyway , &NAME is quite cold . This afternoon my room was &NUM degrees &NAME , and it was sunny . Now &NAME , about the 'difference in temperature between &NAME and &NAME , calm down . I BELIEVE YOU . &NAME is a well-known veritable tropical paradise . Seriously though , I agree with you . &NAME does seem a lot warmer than you would expect a city of such latitudes to be . Since you did A-level geography perhaps you could explain this ? &NAME ! ! ! You 've got a camera ! Cool ! I 'll look forward to seeing it sometime next term . You must be anxious for Christmas to come . " I spent the whole morning asleep in bed . I did n't wake up until &NUM &NUM ! How scandalous ! ! Well , it just proves that I 'm tired ( I am NOT lazy ) after a long term . - Hmmm. &NUM agree that you 're not ( too ! ) lazy , and that you were tired . However , I am of the widely held opinion that this was really self-induced tiredness . When you decide to get up at &NUM : 30am to clean the kitchen Well , lets just say if you did that every day you would be a most interesting person . ( Not that you are n't a most interesting person already , but you know what I mean ! ) Well now , how am I doing ? I got home yesterday ( Saturday ) and tidied up most of my stuff . I got your e-mail ( thanks SO much it was really nice to read ! ) and stayed up rather late organising some files . I then read some of a book , which &NAME gave me for Christmas , until 1am in the morning . I then slept " till this morning and went to church , where my dad was preaching this morning . After that we came home and had lunch , went a walk this afternoon and then I played the piano etc. and did nothing much until now . I 'm going to try and do some chemistry tomorrow , but I 'm working in my dad 's bookshop on Wednesday and Friday this week so that should give me a little break from the pursuit of academia . Anyway , I really want to check my e-mail now and see if I 've got any . ( &NAME said she 'd e-mail me yesterday but there were none this afternoon shame on her , the evil girl . ) So , I shall send this to you and hope you enjoy reading it . I look forward to receiving your reply ! See you , &NAME SUBJECT: Sunsets &NAME , &NAME , so you got &NAME at &NAME &NAME and he has a sister and baby brother interesting ! You say he 's not old enough to go to school yet , so stays at home and plays with his favourite toy ( a toy rabbit ) all day . I 'll have to have a little think about that . " Have you been putting brylcreem in your hair ( random question just popped into my head ! ) ? ? - What was I talking about ? Oh , you asked a question Err , &NAME ! Silly me , it must have slipped my mind ! No , seriously , I am very glad you gave me it . However , it does not come home with me there are limits ! ( When I finally got around to retrieving our frozen food , &NAME had gone home ! So had &NAME ! Your flat was deserted ! ! ! I was in dire straits , so &NAME . . . . ... ) " Promptly said " Oh bother ? ? ? and tripped over your own feet ? Sounds feasible to me ! - &NAME . &NAME . &NAME . Very funny ! Would you believe me if I told you I really did n't consider myself clumsy ? ( So , your flat now has about &NUM kilos of our frozen chips , along with multiple loaves of bread ! ) " &NAME thanks &NAME . That will do us several meals next term ! - I most certainly WILL NOT ! Those chips belong to &NAME ! ( Do you want to get me poisoned / electrocuted / guillotined / hugged ? ! ) That bread belongs to &NAME . ( I do n't think she goes in for the same type of blood sports as &NAME . ) Re : &NAME charging £ &NUM : " I hope she was serious . If so , she is a very shrewd business woman and deserves a medal for spotting a chance not to be missed &NAME &NUM &NAME ! - I am NOT AMUSED ! Are you saying she deliberately and callously planned the entire thing ? ! How evil ! Anyway , I ca n't believe your room is &NUM degrees &CHAR ! Are you sure your clock is working correctly ? Seriously though , I got my room up to &NUM degrees this afternoon and it was unnaturally warm ! You said you set your clock to count down to term starting . Does this mean you want to go back and miss being in &NAME ? I do . Although not heart-breakingly or anything . Now , I really meant that to be anxious for Christmas was the same as to be excited for Christmas . Sorry if you misunderstood ! Re camera : 'Sometime next term ? It 'll probably be one of the first things you see next term ! - I would n't be surprised ! Well , what is 'Men are from &NAME , Women are from &NAME about ? Also , it would be cool if you were up near &NAME during the holidays ! Well , only if it happened to be a day when I was working there ! ( I.e. this Wed , &NAME , next Mon , Wed , and the following &NUM Thursdays ! ) So , have you designed your leaflet to put in the gospels ? Yes , it sounds like you 'll be very busy indeed for the next few days ! I did some chemistry today , but there was just the most beautiful sunset which I 'd ever seen this evening . I watched it intermittently for over an hour . It was ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC ! Every few minutes when I glanced up from my work it had changed into a picture even more beautiful than it had been previously . It was yellow and orange and pink and red and blue and purple and gold . &NAME is amazing ! I 'm sorry this is not a long e-mail thanks for writing me one this morning ! I would think of more to write but I 'm a bit tired ! See you , &NAME SUBJECT: Germs &NAME &NAME &NAME , ( as &NAME would say although I totally disagree with the implications of this name seriously , seriously , seriously ) " There are limits to everything except &NAME . " We are so often blind to our own little faults . - I could n't agree more wholeheartedly " You may have to call an emergency Flat Meeting to discuss your strategies as to how to deal with the situation on your return to &NAME . - &NAME idea ! Although I think it would digress into a sort of " lets-see-how-we-can-really-annoy-Marshall-A-because-they-are-making - us-give-them-money-type-meeting . Needless to say , with such a terrific team of minds to brainstorm we would come up with some incredibly creative and stunning ways of revenge ! " The fact that it [ &NAME clock ] sits next to the radiator may have something to do with the temperature reading - Oh dear , oh dear , oh dear Talk about scientific objectivity and lack of bias ! Seriously ( no ) though &NAME , you are displaying the makings of great scientific genius . Well , the book which &NAME gave me is called 'Stress &NAME &NAME and is by &NAME &NAME . It is light reading , and appears to be about stress ( never judge a book by its title ) and emotions and families and stress and loneliness and stress and I was n't counting on you managing to get all the way up to &NAME , but if you happened to be there , the shop is at &NUM church street , which is basically up a little street from the town hall the same street as the police station is on . It is quite a small shop and would take at least &NUM minutes to find . It is next to a hairdressers . Anyway , with respect to the leaflets , you HAVE been busy ! The sunset Yes , I took some photos , but I do n't think they can capture the same awe or significance which comes across when you actually see something so beautiful . Anyway , They may aid my memory in remembering it . I like &NAME 's ways of speaking ! " getting more and more annoyed at the commercialisation of christmas - While you still spell it without a capital &CHAR ? ! Be consistent ! &NAME , you 've been to &NAME how cool ! Did you see our chips ? So , have they finally got the address lists printed now ? Did you manage to get a copy of it ? You could n't send / scan / e-mail me a copy of it possibly could you ? You do n't have to , but do so if you would like to as &NAME and I could do with one so that we can send Christmas cards to our fell group . Now that you have your computer connected you may wish to consider " Netscape instant messaging service . No , I do n't work for them ! Forgive me for trying to be so intuitive , but could you possibly , feasibly , be looking forward to seeing your sister &NAME on Saturday ? ? ? No , I thought not . &NAME . Well , my shift in the shop was great fun ! I got lots of chemistry done ( ! ) and had a generally good day . Yes , I sold quite a bit which is always quite nice . Yes , I like operating the till , but I do n't tend to salivate over it as it would appear you did strictly reading between the lines . However , the till made a funny noise at me yesterday so I do n't know if it still likes me . Glad to hear you 've been till-trained . So few people are these days . It is a dying ritual . Perhaps when you are being rude to yourself you are really being honest about yourself yes no. Oh , I 'm sure you 're not ! Anyway , have you heard the latest from &NAME ? Quite a stunning revelation if you ask me , but I could see it coming . He 'd been acting quite strangely in our flat for some time . He 'd also been acting quite strangely in your flat too ask &NAME . He accompanied me downstairs to get a bin liner from her &NUM day . Curiouser and curiouser . Anyway , his latest personal statement &CHAR quote from &NAME ; " I have similar characteristics to an amphibious-type creature who has evolved &NUM million years in a few hours and has mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habits Well ! ! ! &NAME of that what you will , but the consequences are perfectly clear to me ! Actually , they are not . Do you have any ideas ? Let me know quickly , before it 's too late ! Now &NAME , a request Do you have any pictures of characters from &NAME &NAME / &NAME &NAME &NUM ? I was especially looking for &NAME , &NAME , the &NUM little aliens , &NAME , and basically everything . Also , do you have the kind of " picture that says " &NAME &NAME &NUM kind of like the same thing as you had for " Voyager ? If you do have any of the above stuff , then would you e-mail it to me ? I think that the final outcome of my little project in computer-animation land might quite amuse you ! Anyway WHATever So , I 'm working again tomorrow . Today I was wallpapering very tedious ! What have you been up to ? Well , I look forward to hearing from you again soon . &NAME &NAME Did you see any GERMS around &NAME &CHAR ? I hope not . You see , I think they will see these holidays as an opportunity to attempt to take over the flat . We shall have live next term in fully protective biohazard suits . I hope the girls do n't mind being ever so slightly unfashionable but high strength germ-resistant plastic is coming in , is n't it ? SUBJECT: Germs [ resent ! ! ! ] &NAME &NAME &NAME , ( as &NAME would say although I totally disagree with the implications of this name seriously , seriously , seriously ) " There are limits to everything except &NAME . " We are so often blind to our own little faults . - I could n't agree more wholeheartedly " You may have to call an emergency Flat Meeting to discuss your strategies as to how to deal with the situation on your return to &NAME . - &NAME idea ! Although I think it would digress into a sort of " lets-see-how-we-can-really-annoy-Marshall-A-because-they-are-making - us-give-them-money-type-meeting . Needless to say , with such a terrific team of minds to brainstorm we would come up with some incredibly creative and stunning ways of revenge ! " The fact that it [ &NAME clock ] sits next to the radiator may have something to do with the temperature reading - Oh dear , oh dear , oh dear Talk about scientific objectivity and lack of bias ! Seriously ( no ) though &NAME , you are displaying the makings of great scientific genius . Well , the book which &NAME gave me is called 'Stress &NAME &NAME and is by &NAME &NAME . It is light reading , and appears to be about stress ( never judge a book by its title ) and emotions and families and stress and loneliness and stress and I was n't counting on you managing to get all the way up to &NAME , but if you happened to be there , the shop is at &NUM church street , which is basically up a little street from the town hall the same street as the police station is on . It is quite a small shop and would take at least &NUM minutes to find . It is next to a hairdressers . Anyway , with respect to the leaflets , you HAVE been busy ! The sunset Yes , I took some photos , but I do n't think they can capture the same awe or significance which comes across when you actually see something so beautiful . Anyway , They may aid my memory in remembering it . I like &NAME 's ways of speaking ! " getting more and more annoyed at the commercialisation of christmas - While you still spell it without a capital &CHAR ? ! Be consistent ! &NAME , you 've been to &NAME how cool ! Did you see our chips ? So , have they finally got the address lists printed now ? Did you manage to get a copy of it ? You could n't send / scan / e-mail me a copy of it possibly could you ? You do n't have to , but do so if you would like to as &NAME and I could do with one so that we can send Christmas cards to our fell group . Now that you have your computer connected you may wish to consider " Netscape instant messaging service . No , I do n't work for them ! Forgive me for trying to be so intuitive , but could you possibly , feasibly , be looking forward to seeing your sister &NAME on Saturday ? ? ? No , I thought not . &NAME . Well , my shift in the shop was great fun ! I got lots of chemistry done ( ! ) and had a generally good day . Yes , I sold quite a bit which is always quite nice . Yes , I like operating the till , but I do n't tend to salivate over it as it would appear you did strictly reading between the lines . However , the till made a funny noise at me yesterday so I do n't know if it still likes me . Glad to hear you 've been till-trained . So few people are these days . It is a dying ritual . Perhaps when you are being rude to yourself you are really being honest about yourself yes no. Oh , I 'm sure you 're not ! Anyway , have you heard the latest from &NAME ? Quite a stunning revelation if you ask me , but I could see it coming . He 'd been acting quite strangely in our flat for some time . He 'd also been acting quite strangely in your flat too ask &NAME . He accompanied me downstairs to get a bin liner from her &NUM day . Curiouser and curiouser . Anyway , his latest personal statement &CHAR quote from &NAME ; " I have similar characteristics to an amphibious-type creature who has evolved &NUM million years in a few hours and has mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habits Well ! ! ! &NAME of that what you will , but the consequences are perfectly clear to me ! Actually , they are not . Do you have any ideas ? Let me know quickly , before it 's too late ! Now &NAME , a request Do you have any pictures of characters from &NAME &NAME / &NAME &NAME &NUM ? I was especially looking for &NAME , &NAME , the &NUM little aliens , &NAME , and basically everything . Also , do you have the kind of " picture that says " &NAME &NAME &NUM kind of like the same thing as you had for " Voyager ? If you do have any of the above stuff , then would you e-mail it to me ? I think that the final outcome of my little project in computer-animation land might quite amuse you ! Anyway WHATever So , I 'm working again tomorrow . Today I was wallpapering very tedious ! What have you been up to ? Well , I look forward to hearing from you again soon . &NAME &NAME Did you see any GERMS around &NAME &CHAR ? I hope not . You see , I think they will see these holidays as an opportunity to attempt to take over the flat . We shall have live next term in fully protective biohazard suits . I hope the girls do n't mind being ever so slightly unfashionable but high strength germ-resistant plastic is coming in , is n't it ? SUBJECT: &NAME 's early years Hi &NAME , 'Do they sell brylcreem ? ? ! ! - You have an absolutely one-track mind ! I have no idea ! " You could n't send / scan / e-mail me a copy of it possibly could you ? - Possibly . - &NAME ! " Where do I find it ? [ &NAME &NAME &NAME Service ] - Well , go to &WEBSITE download " &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) . The entire process should take about &NUM minutes but it is definitely worth it ! By the way , before you are allowed to download &NAME , the web-site will require you to sign up for it . You should think about a suitable username for this . Mine is &NAME , &NAME 's is " &NAME and &NAME 's is " &NAME . Anyway , let me know if you get it . It has enormous potential . " I 'd definitely give you an F in " &NAME between the lines &NAME - What ! An &CHAR ! ! I want to appeal ! I 'm in a state of shock . " He [ the till an INANIMATE object ] detected a nasty vibe from you . - Now really &NAME ! You are far too attached and in-tune with tills . I might be required to add the letters &NAME to your name " Till &NAME . ( Very catchy . ) " Oh , have psychic powers now too do we ? ? - " Too ? As well as what ? No , I do not possess psychic powers . " You had her [ &NAME ] thoroughly bemused . - Excellent ! Stage &NUM completed successfully ! &NAME will be pleased with this confirmation of our progress ! [ On &NAME 's revelation ] 'Sounds worrying . We have a slug for a CU rep ? Perhaps worse : a CU rep with the characteristics of a slug . Worse still : you have a Flat-mate with the characteristics of a slug . So , &NAME is slow , leaves slim wherever he goes , and has " uncontrollable mating habits . - I can confirm your worst fears &NAME is slow . &NAME leaves slime wherever he goes . ( Any metaphors much appreciated . ) &NAME has uncontrollable mating habits . I agree with your diagnosis that he is suffering from a stress-induced illness . It is obviously up to us to cure him . But how ? ? ? " I have the ability to pass through a 2-inch thick wooden door . - &NAME " You 're paranoid . You 're obsessed . You 're a madman . - You 're gullible . Well &NAME , I 'm sorry to hear that your grandmother died . I hope you and your family are okay . It is very difficult to come to terms with the idea that someone is just no longer there . When my grandfather died some years ago I did n't feel terribly upset . Obviously I loved him , but he lived in another country and I did n't see him often , so it did n't affect me as I thought perhaps it ought to have . So , I was working yesterday and today I 've been wallpapering and doing some organic chemistry . I 'm looking forward to tomorrow evening because our flat is supposed to be having an online chat ! I do n't think it will be with &NAME &NAME ( yet ) as I do n't think we have all downloaded it yet , but we might have . Anyway , that will hopefully be good fun . I chatted online with &NAME on Thursday evening , which was quite fun too . Would you like to chat online sometime ? You 'll never guess what I got in the post today ! I received a letter from a company offering to sell me a personalised car registration number . The number was " &NAME EST quite ridiculous ! The price was similarly senseless - £ &NUM . Imagine ! Some people are just absolutely mad . Who on earth would pay that much money for such a thing ? ? ? It 's not even as if I have a car yet ! I hope you are feeling better than you were this morning . Is your sister back yet ? Did you enjoy going for a walk to the post office and posting all your Christmas cards ? Well , I 'm hungry . In fact , I 'm starving so I 'm looking forward to dinner ! Once again , I 'm sorry that this is a short e-mail but nothing much happens here for me to write about ! I suppose I could make up some fantastically delusional myths Yes , that would be fun Well , a long time ago in the delta &NAME [ all my stories start there , it 's such a happening place ] there was a young computer named &NAME . She was a very lonely computer and often wondered where her future lay . She desperately wished that she could have a young computer programmer to love and &NAME . &NUM day , she met a raven . This raven was called " &NUM [ translates to " &NAME remember him ] and an aura of &NAME enveloped him . IN fact , it enveloped him so thickly that young &NAME could n't even see him , so she relied on her &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME System ( logos , Greek " the word ) . Anyway , &NAME and &NAME had a heart to binary-matrix talk , the outcome of which changed &NAME 's hard-disk forever . Shortly after their conversation ( for &NAME was very impetuous ) &NAME successfully pleaded with &NAME to transport her to earth . That gallant raven obliged , and , &NAME met up with a strange young man . Her first observation was that He had similar characteristics to an amphibious-type creature who had evolved &NUM million years in a few hours and has mysteriously taken on the form of a large slug with uncontrollable mating habits . However , she could cope with that as she was a very interesting computer herself . Anyway , she introduced herself to the young computer scientist ( for that was what he was ) who fell head over heels in love with her ( he was good at gymnastics ) . &NAME ( for that was this intriguing young programmer 's name ) and &NAME were inseparable after that particular display of gymnastics &NAME being very impressed with his general humility and speed of speech patterns . The end or just the beginning ? Well , make of that what you will &NAME . I shall stop now , before I think of any more nonsense ! I look forward to receiving your reply . Sincerely , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , 'Did you say " oh , bother and fall over again ? - Why yes , naturally ! " If your question is GENUINE , and your concerns are REAL - Of course my concerns are not genuine or real . &NAME is quite sane as far as I am aware . I am perfectly certain his statement was written in a moment of impetuous thinking . " &NUM of the things I do n't get about guys is the way they bottle things up and do n't talk to others about things - As you said , this is a generalisation , but on the whole I think you are quite correct in saying so . But to whom would guys tell something like that ? I presume girls would confide in a very close friend . Guys do n't talk about that kind of thing , generally . It seems to be more difficult for us to make ourselves emotionally vulnerable . How come girls have such close friendships ? I mean , they quite often phone each other every day ( like &NAME and &NAME told me they do over the holidays ) . That is quite difficult to understand . Guys seem to be the complete opposite they do n't seem to have the same need to communicate as frequently or intimately at all . I 'm not trying to say that guys do n't have close friendships , it 's just that they seem to have a different mode of friendship , perhaps a different way of getting to the same objective . But why do guys bottle things up ? Perhaps because they think they can cope with it themselves ? Perhaps because they 're not used to sharing things as much as girls may be . I do n't know , but it cannot make them very happy . [ Re : gullibility ] " I am NOT . That hurt . - I 'm sorry &NAME . This confuses me . Sometimes I say things to you in e-mails that I think you might take offence at . I am therefore am slightly worried at their reception , but they are quite often accepted as perfectly appropriate by you . Then I say things like the above , which I assumed you would realise was absolutely sarcastic , as I think you are generally anything but gullible . It is difficult ! Anyway , I 'm sorry if I hurt your feelings . " constantly teased you 'll insult me etc. - Do you really not like me teasing you ? I think I do it quite often . Do you mind ? Should I try not to ? " How come a till is an inanimate object , but " &NAME is treated as an individual ? Bit of discrimination there I think . - My answer is that I have never met a till with personality , whereas &NAME most certainly has personality and sometimes not too nice a one either ! I quote from correspondence with &NAME 'She [ &NAME ] seems to enjoy showing a certain photo of a certain person I know , dressed in a certain white coat with a certain bottle of shampoo in his hand . In fact she keeps showing it to all the people she knows I 'm beginning to wonder whether it 's a bit of an obsession . Suffice it to say that I sha n't regret my little excursion into &NAME &NAME world with &NAME 's pictures after reading something like that ( ! ) Well &NAME , it would have been nice if you had been online last night as some of us chatted for a while in the 'marshallbees chat-room . In the end , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and I turned up . We talked for about an hour about various things . An uninvited guest turned up , calling himself " &NAME . We do n't know who he was , but he was very nasty and called us names , like " elitists and " cliquey ( only he called it " clicky and &NAME corrected him ) . &NAME told him she was delighted to be an elitist if it meant she could spell correctly . Then we all told him to go away and learn to spell , and I told him to learn grammar too . It was quite amusing , and &NAME was quite rude towards him ! ( By the way , &NAME says his computer automatically changes his words to what he really means to say hence the interesting combinations of letters issuing forth from his direction . ) I just hope we do n't actually know &NAME " &NAME . It would be awful if it turned out to be someone we 'd invited to chat ! So , are you okay ? What have you been doing for the past few days ? I 've been doing something I never thought possible . I now actually ENJOY organic chemistry ! ! ! This is wonderful news and means that I might not fail my exams at the end of the year ! I did absolutely none of it all last year ( even though it counted for a third of the course ) but have now found that it is actually quite simple and good fun ! This afternoon I synthesised cocaine and opium ( on PAPER ) . I did n't work today even though I thought I was going to be . Instead I am probably working tomorrow and Wednesday . Did you get your cards made for the 3rd World Shop ? Are they good ? I think no ill of you for not being stupid enough to walk through &NAME at night to post your Christmas cards . SUBJECT: the day the lights went out Hey &NAME , ( &NAME : If your question is GENUINE , and your concerns are REAL ) - Of course my concerns are not genuine or real . - well , how was I supposed to know ? &NAME is quite sane as far as I am aware . - I was n't questioning his sanity . We were talking about stress . You can be stressed but totally sane . I am perfectly certain his statement was written in a moment of impetuous thinking . - probably , but I 'm not sure if I can always tell with &NAME any more . It seems to be more difficult for us to make ourselves emotionally vulnerable . - yes . I think I 'd agree with that one . . . . . ... Guys seem to be the complete opposite - they do n't seem to have the same need to communicate as frequently or intimately at all . - well . Have you ever thought of it this way : Perhaps they need to communicate more frequently , but wo n't. 'Men are from &NAME , Women are from &NAME " says that , when guys have a problem , they retreat into a cave and try sorting it themselves , while women talk . I quote : " one of the biggest differences between men and women is how they cope with stress . Men become increasingly focused and withdrawn while women become increasingly overwhelmed and emotionally involved . At these times , a man 's needs are different from a woman 's. He feels better by solving problems while she feels better by talking about problems '' But why do guys bottle things up ? Perhaps because they think they can cope with it themselves ? Perhaps because they 're not used to sharing things as much as girls may be . I quote again : " A Venusian ( woman ! ) feels good about herself when she has loving friends with whom to share her feelings and problems . &CHAR &NAME ( man ! ) feels good when he can solve his problems on his own in his cave " . Big generalisations again , but you get the point . I do n't know , but it cannot make them very happy . - I would agree with that . However , I do n't understand guys , so maybe it does make them happy ( or feel good about themselves , as the book suggests ) . [ Re : gullibility ] " I am NOT . That hurt . " - I 'm sorry &NAME . This confuses me . Sometimes I say things to you in e-mails that I think you might take offence at . I am therefore am slightly worried at their reception , but they are quite often accepted as perfectly appropriate by you . Well , I guess sometimes things get a bit close to the bone . I did n't know you were only being sarcastic ( well , I could n't tell ) , and I was n't in a good mood at the time ( as you might have guessed by my curt replies ) . I should n't have taken offence , but I HATE being accused of being gulible , coz , as you say , I am usually anything but . However , it 's difficult to tell with email exactly how you express things - as the &NAME Library Guide warned ( remember that one ? ? ! ! ) - Do you really not like me teasing you ? I think I do it quite often . Do you mind ? Should I try not to ? - I do n't mind teasing , so long as it does n't go too far . I know that sounds as if I 'm being difficult , and it 's hard to know how far to go , but that 's just the truth . I am a typical person - full of twisted self pride and a bundle of contradictions . It 's easy to tell if you 've gone too far when you talk face to face , as an instant response can be made to let you know . But , in email , it 's not so easy , as you get these statements and do n't know if it 's what the other person really believes , if it 's a joke , a wind up , or what . ... ! ! ! Whatever ! " How come a till is an inanimate object , but " &NAME is treated as an individual ? Bit of discrimination there I think . * - My answer is that I have never met a till with personality , whereas &NAME most certainly has personality - I 'm sorry , but I have to protest . &NAME only has the personality that &NAME choses to tell you she has . He 's telling stories . &NAME ! ! I 'm going to incur the wrath of &NAME in saying that . However , I 'm not scared , coz he 's NOT &NAME . . . . . . . ... I sha n't regret my little excursion into &NAME &NAME world with &NAME 's pictures after reading something like that ( ! ) - what are you hatching up ? ? ? I want to know ! ! ! ! Well &NAME , it would have been nice if you had been online last night . . . . . . . . ... An uninvited guest turned up , calling himself " &NAME " . . . . . . . . ... Then we all told him to go away - I know when I 'm not wanted ! ( joke ) It would be awful if it turned out to be someone we 'd invited to chat ! - well , if that was the case , they were asking for it by not revealing their true identity . So , are you okay ? - yes . Thankfully I have n't caught the cold that my sister &NAME has at present : most unpleasant . What have you been doing for the past few days ? LOTS of shopping . &NAME ! I 've bought all the presents I need to buy . How satisfying ! Also , stuffing envelopes through letter boxes . I 've been doing something I never thought possible . I now actually ENJOY organic chemistry . . . . . . . ... I did absolutely none of it all last year - was that the one which you 'stategically " passed by answering only &NUM ( or something like that ) of the paper ? ? Did you get your cards made for the 3rd World Shop ? - no , coz I had no card left . I got some more today so am going to make some tonight while watching the next episode of " Wives and &NAME " . I was watching the first part last night and it suddenly zapped off and the whole house plunged into darkness . We had a power cut . It was really rather exciting . I was sitting on the floor stuffing gospels into envelopes ( we needed more done ! ) while &NAME was lounging on the settee . We were just getting stuck in with &NAME and her little life when everything went off . Mad . We could n't see a thing . Thankfully , we have a torch in the sitting room ( near the back door for when dad goes and checks his " weather station " : he has a thermometer and a rain gauge outside which he checks several times a day - it 's a hobby ( I call it an obsession ) which he has had for the past &NUM years ! ) so we managed to find that and seek out the matches and candles galore to light the house . In the meantime , mam was in a mood upstairs as she 'd been in the middle of doing some work when the lights went out . Well , just imagine if you were struggling to diagnose what 's wrong with someone 's health , and just as you 're getting there , everything goes pitch black . &NAME So , I delivered some candles to her , had the torch pinched from me by dad - who set about trying to electricute himself by investigating the fuse box . He then rang &NAME Electric , who said they were " investigating " too . Meanwhile , &NAME was getting annoyed as she wanted to watch the video , but could n't. Then she wanted some hot chocolate , but the kettle would n't boil . We could n't even boil some water on the hob , as that is electric too . I carried on stuffing envelopes - by candle light - and when I was done , thought I 'd go and email . &NAME - no chance . Just makes you realise how much our everyday activites depend upon electricity . Anyway , we decided to put the Christmas ( &NAME , the big &CHAR ) tree up , so did that and decorated it , and then the lights suddenly came back on again . So , after 1.5hrs of exciting candlelight , we returned to the modern form of illumination , and put the video back on ! ! ! I mentioned about stuffing envelopes . Well , we have now delivered a lot of gospels round the area . On monday morning , &NAME and I did &NUM blocks of flats , while dad and a bloke called &NAME did a whole load of streets . Last night dad , &NAME and &NAME ( &NUM other people from church ) did a whole load too , while I stuffed some more envelopes as I realised we were going to run out . It 's not been too bad actually - getting the things delivered I mean : apart from the deception involved . People are not supposed to be able to go into the flats and deliver stuff through letter boxes . Well , that 's what the porter of &NUM block told us . I reckon he was just being difficult . It meant we could n't do that block , but we did the rest by sneaking in after people who have keys , or by ringing the number of someone we knew and getting them to let us in. A bit cheeky , but we had no other way of getting in ! ! So , I 've now got all my Christmas presents for people . &NAME . &NAME , that is the result of a great deal of time spent in town . &NAME and I went at &NUM &NUM yesterday morning , had lunch at &NAME , shopped till we dropped and then went to the cinema to see " &NAME 's Angels " . I 'd already seen it , but &NAME wanted to go to the pictures and it was the only thing vaguely worth watching ! Today , after lunch , &NAME and I were getting bored so we went into town again and got the &NAME to the airport . I like planes . Does it not amaze you how such collosal hunks of machinery ( stuffed full of mechanical parts , people and their luggage ) can get off the ground and &NAME ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ? We had a great ride on the &NAME and then went to the airport cafe and had a drink while watching people getting onto the planes . Then we went out onto the viewing terrace and watched &NUM planes take off . We spent about an hour and a half at the airport before getting the &NAME back into town and doing a bit of shopping for mam and then walking home . I 'm whacked ! ! ! I still have n't done any uni work . Not good . I am just not motivated to get on with it . I 'll probably do some on Friday though . Ca n't do any tomorrow as &NAME and &NAME are coming . They 're going to stay over tomorrow night too . I 'm really looking forward to seeing them again ! My &NAME 's funeral has been arranged for a week on friday . I think that is really late : &NUM weeks after she died ! We 're going to go down to &NAME for it , so will have to fix up somewhere to stay . I 've never been to a funeral before . My dad 's been asked to do it too . Can you imagine doing your on mother 's funeral ? Well , what else have I got to say ? Nothing much . Oh , except : has anything arrived for you in the post yet ? I sent it 2nd class , so it 'll probably take ages . I was n't sure on the address either . &NAME ! ! Well , I have to go . My fish fingers and chips are ready . Hope you are having fun , bye for now , &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : Hi ! hello &NAME , " I 'm not sure if I can always tell with &NAME any more . " - What do you mean ? only that I 'm not always sure if there is any truth behind &NAME 's musings . Sometimes there is , sometimes there is n't - that 's how I ca n't always tell . I used to think I knew , but that only showed how much I did n't know of him . Get what I mean ? You think you know someone , and then realise there is a whole load of stuff you did n't know about them . Its the same with anyone : it 's the getting to know people process . WHATever ! " Perhaps they [ guys ] need to communicate more frequently , but wo n't. " - Surely we 're not that stupid ! ? I understand the need to try and solve the problem . I also understand the release gained by sharing your troubles with someone else . - good . In a way though , I think the generalisation does sum up a lot of guys attitudes to things . Generally , a lot of blokes do n't find it easy to talk about personal stuff etc , and all I 'm saying is that they could do with opening up more . Just a thought . " A Venusian ( woman ! ) feels good . . . . . . ... A Martian ( man ! ) feels good . . . . . . . ... " - I think I disagree with this . Surely both men and women alike feel good when they have loving friends with whom to share their feelings and problems ? Why , how could marriage work if &NUM party decided they could solve all their problems on their own ? - precisely . The book is full of generalisations though , you have to realise that . The author is highlighting some of the causes of relationship misunderstandings , and explains some of the basic instincts ( if you can call it that ) of men and women . Of course , they do n't apply to all people . He ( &NAME ) now communicates with me only through his lawyer , a 'Mr &NAME " . - you 're both as nuts as each other ! ( or should I say , all &NUM of you are as nuts as each other - you , &NAME and &NAME &NAME ! ) Well ! How do you like that ! ? - very much . I enjoyed reading it immensely ! ! You 're in the soup boyo ! Perhaps you are unaware of the origins of this " un-tuck " joke . - I was until now ! Very amusing ! " What are you hatching up ? ? ? I want to know ! ! ! ! " - I am unsure as yet , but I have some ideas . - vague and mysterious ! " LOTS of shopping . &NAME ! " - Do you actually ENJOY shopping ? Why ? yes and no. I enjoy shopping to a certain degree : in moderation and when I can find what I want . Otherwise , no , I ca n't say that I do . Depends what mood I 'm in. The " &NAME " referred to the fact that I 'd eventually bought all my presents , not to the " LOTS of shopping " . ( power cut ) . . . . . ... we move from a little village of a few hundred people to an isolated hamlet / farm with only about &NUM people because we expect there to be more opportunities for power cuts out in the country , rather than in a village . Then what happens ? ! There have n't been any in the last year ! Whilst you on the other hand , living in a sprawling metropolis of a city , have a &NUM hour power cut ! Talk about UNFAIR ! ! ! I 'm quite jealous ! - what a funny life you lead &NAME ( ! ) . I quote : " You are a sad , strange little man ! " ( &NAME , &NAME &NAME ) - Do you have collections ? - no. Do you ? Actually , I will have &NUM collection : I and my flatmates have to collect a cheque for £ &NUM . from the beloved residents of &NAME &CHAR on our return to &NAME . How exciting ( I 'm feeling quite " anxious " about it ! ) . - Funerals are quite strange . No , I ca n't imagine doing my own mother 's funeral . Does he really want to do it ? - I do n't really know . He was n't keen , but his brothers and sister are keen on him doing it , so I think he agreed coz of them . " Has anything arrived for you in the post yet ? " - Yes ! It arrived yesterday ! Thanks soooo much ! - you 're welcome . The holographic doctor picture is soooooooo cool ! ( It 's going up on my door next term ! ) - I was going to send the Captain &NAME one instead , but then spotted the Doctor and was sure you 'd prefer him ! Also , the &NAME &NAME &NUM stuff is really useful - all the pictures I wanted are there ! - I have done very little picture manipulation so far . I have put &NAME 's head on one of the girls on the &NAME cover . &NAME asked me to do &NAME and &NAME , so I have to find a piccie of &NAME too . DO N'T tell &NAME : I want it to be a surprise for her . What is her address ? ? I got it from you in the summer , but like with so many things , have lost it ! I also want some ideas as to what I could do with pictures of &NAME , &NAME , &NAME . . . . . . ... My sister , &NAME , and &NAME came down from &NAME yesterday . They stayed the night and are going back this evening . They brought our Christmas presents ( rather exciting looking : I 'm still feeling anxious about Christmas day ! ) down . They 're going back to spend Christmas with &NAME " parents and then are coming again at New Year . This morning we went to &NAME Lake to feed the ducks ( &NAME fun : just like when we were kids ! ) . Now we 're all feeling a bit whacked and &NAME and &NAME are watching " The Remains of the &NAME " while &NAME is baking , &NAME is working , dad is at school ( ! ) , mam at work , and I 'm typing . I 'm off now . Hope you 're having fun . Bye for now , &NAME It 's nice to be important , but it 's important to be nice Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Hi ! Hi &NAME ! " You can be stressed but totally sane . - I 'm certainly glad that 's true since there are a lot of stressed people around . " I 'm not sure if I can always tell with &NAME any more . - What do you mean ? " Perhaps they [ guys ] need to communicate more frequently , but wo n't. - Surely we 're not that stupid ! ? I understand the need to try and solve the problem . I also understand the release gained by sharing your troubles with someone else . " A Venusian ( woman ! ) feels good about herself when she has loving friends with whom to share her feelings and problems . &CHAR &NAME ( man ! ) feels good when he can solve his problems on his own in his cave . - I think I disagree with this . Surely both men and women alike feel good when they have loving friends with whom to share their feelings and problems ? Why , how could marriage work if &NUM party decided they could solve all their problems on their own ? " It 's difficult to tell with e-mail exactly how you express things - as the &NAME Library &NAME warned . ( remember that one ? ? ! ! ) - Okay , it was the &NAME ITS Guide to &NAME , and not only do I remember it I can call it up . Excerpt from e-mail dated 6th July &NUM , to &NAME , from &NAME " I will end with the following quote from the ITS booklet " Computing at &NAME . Do n't tell me you have n't read it ! I 'm amazed ! Utterly confounded ! Bemused , confused , and finally , shocked ! Section &NUM ; " Never forget that the person on the other end is human " It is easy to misinterpret a message without the voice inflections of face-to-face communication . I agree . E-mail is sometimes a difficult medium for communicating through . " I 'm going to incur the wrath of &NAME in saying that . However , I 'm not scared , coz he 's NOT &NAME . - YOU will incur the wrath of &NAME ? ! I think I already have ! ! He now communicates with me only through his lawyer , a 'Mr &NAME . This is the last e-mail I received from him &NAME &NAME Esq. , As Mr. &NAME 's lawyer , I assure you that you are , how shall I put it in the soup . Frankly , you are a very unwise young man to have crossed my client . You have dealt in an immature manner , and will be dealt with accordingly . You may be assured that you will be sued to the full extent of the law , and will probably never see your homeland again . ( You can expect to be deported as a slave to &NAME . ) Oh yes , Mr. &NAME , you have played with fire , and now you 're going to get burned ( or burrrrrrrrned , as you would say ) . You have unfortunately messed with one of the most important personages in the country ( in the form of my client ) , and I do n't get paid £ &NUM an hour to fool around in other words , your life as you know it is about to be terminated . So there 's the good news Mr. &NAME . The bad news is that my people ( thugs / mercenaries some might call them ) will be round shortly to un-tuck your bed-sheet . Yes it 's true Mr. &NAME , I 'm afraid there is no easy way to break this kind of news . So , until we meet face to face ( probably in the dock ) let me wish you a happy future . Sincerely , Mr. &NAME Well ! How do you like that ! ? I got that communication directly before I went to bed , so I was nervously looking around for the thugs / mercenaries who were dispatched to un-tuck my bed-sheets ! ( Perhaps you are unaware of the origins of this " un-tuck joke . You see , &NUM night I was just settling down to a good night 's rest when &NAME banged on my door . I was reluctant to let him in as I was tired , but he would not take no for an answer . When I entered my room he immediately called &NAME and the &NUM of them spent the next &NUM minutes laughing at the way in which my duvet still looked perfect even when I was in my bed . They also laughed in amazement at how my pillowcase was as un-creased as normal even with my head on it . They then took great delight in messing up my bed-clothes and messing up my hair . I was slightly nonplussed , to say the least . ) " What are you hatching up ? ? ? I want to know ! ! ! ! - I am unsure as yet , but I have some ideas . " LOTS of shopping . &NAME ! - Do you actually ENJOY shopping ? Why ? " Was that the one which you 'strategically passed by answering only &NUM ( or something like that ) of the paper ? ? - Yes . " We had a power cut . - Oh ! ! How perfectly delightful ! You are fortunate ! It 's kind of unfair though You see , we move from a little village of a few hundred people to an isolated hamlet / farm with only about &NUM people because we expect there to be more opportunities for power cuts out in the country , rather than in a village . Then what happens ? ! There have n't been any in the last year ! Whilst you on the other hand , living in a sprawling metropolis of a city , have a &NUM hour power cut ! Talk about UNFAIR ! ! ! I 'm quite jealous ! " &NAME makes you realise how much our everyday activities depend upon electricity . - Well , it does n't sound like you were able to do much without electricity ! Do n't you have a little gas-powered stove to make hot chocolate during emergency power-cuts ? Do n't you have a real fire to heat your house when the electricity is unavailable ? We do , but then , we almost bought a portable electrical generator for power-cuts , but we decided not to . We like to be prepared. ( ! ) " &NAME and I went to the cinema to see " &NAME 's Angels . - My dad and brother are going to see that in &NAME tomorrow amongst other things . 'Does it not amaze you how such colossal hunks of machinery ( stuffed full of mechanical parts , people and their luggage ) can get off the ground and &NAME ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ? - Yes , but it amazes me more how such tiny things like birds can fly . " I still have n't done any uni work . - Do you have collections ? " I 've never been to a funeral before . My dad 's been asked to do it too . Can you imagine doing your on mother 's funeral ? - Funerals are quite strange . No , I ca n't imagine doing my own mother 's funeral . Does he really want to do it ? " Has anything arrived for you in the post yet ? - Yes ! It arrived yesterday ! Thanks soooo much ! The holographic doctor picture is soooooooo cool ! ( It 's going up on my door next term ! ) Also , the &NAME &NAME &NUM stuff is really useful all the pictures I wanted are there ! Thanks VERY much &NAME ! Also , thanks for the address list . I will return the items you wish back at the beginning of next term . 'My fish fingers and chips are ready . - Do you know what they 're REALLY made from ? ( &NAME and Potatoes . ) Well , hope you are having a good time &NAME . See you , &NAME SUBJECT: Musings on life &NAME &NAME , " I 'm not always sure if there is any truth behind &NAME 's musings . - Perhaps that is true sometimes , but you have to remember they are just musings . I know it is very easy to think &NAME is really very wise and usually has it absolutely right . However , perhaps the way he says things so slowly and carefully and thoughtfully help project this image . I do n't know . He often has quite insightful comments though perhaps that 's because he thinks about things before he says them more than most may . However , thinking about things does n't necessarily produce the right answers . " What a funny life you lead &NAME ( ! ) . I quote : " You are a sad , strange little man ! ( &NAME , &NAME &NAME ) - Do you really think I live a weird life ? Do you really think I am a sad , strange little man ? I hope not . 'Do you [ have collections ] ? - Yes ! ( Although they do n't count ) " Actually , I will have &NUM collection : I and my flatmates have to collect a cheque for £ &NUM from the beloved residents of &NAME &CHAR on our return to &NAME . - This fiasco could start a war ! You know &NAME is dead against you taking our money ? I think the other &NUM are as yet undecided , but keep playing along as it could be fun . Have you informed your flatmates of their good fortune yet ? " I was going to send the Captain &NAME one instead , but then spotted the Doctor and was sure you 'd prefer him ! - I do , but our dearly beloved Captain comes a close second . Talking of the doctor , I saw him in a film last night ! It was totally disconnected with &NAME &NAME , which was quite odd . I think he had a minor role as a businessman who got killed . " I have done very little picture manipulation so far . I have put &NAME 's head on one of the girls on the &NAME cover . &NAME asked me to do &NAME and &NAME , so I have to find a piccie of &NAME too . DO N'T tell &NAME : I want it to be a surprise for her . What is her address ? ? - Very amusing . &NAME 's address is : &NUM Chestnut &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME 8AE . It 's a pity you 'll probably be too late to send it for her birthday on the 26th . Well , I have been wrapping presents this evening after a not very fruitful day on the chemistry front . Oh well ! What have you been up to ? This is a very short e-mail , sorry . See you , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Musings on life &NAME , " What a funny life you lead &NAME ( ! ) . I quote : " You are a sad , strange little man ! " ( &NAME , &NAME &NAME ) " - Do you really think I live a weird life ? Do you really think I am a sad , strange little man ? I hope not . - no , not really : but kind of ! You get thrills out of the funniest things ( or claim to at least ) , which makes me laugh - but that is no more " weird " than anyone else . We 're all unique ! - This fiasco could start a war ! - oooohhhoooo ! ! Who 's declaring ? ? You know &NAME is dead against you taking our money ? - I sincerely hope &NAME is not dead . I think the other &NUM are as yet undecided , but keep playing along as it could be fun . - UNDECIDED ! ! ! About us taking £ &NUM from you ? ? ? ? Are they abnormal ? I really think they should have formed an opinion on it ! Have you informed your flatmates of their good fortune yet ? - funnily enough , I do n't think I have ! ! &NAME 's address is . . . . . . . . . ... It 's a pity you 'll probably be too late to send it for her birthday on the 26th . - yes , I will , but never mind - I 'll send it anyway and it 'll have to be late . I knew it was her birthday soon , but for some reason best know to myself ( in fact , it 's not even known to me ! ) I thought it was on the 28th . &NAME ! Well , I have been wrapping presents this evening after a not very fruitful day on the chemistry front . - I ca n't imagine that the study of chemistry can have much to do with fruit . Oh well ! What have you been up to ? Well , where shall I begin ? ? There 's not much to tell . On friday we went shopping ( again ! ) , but this time to get all the food we need for Christmas . We got our turkey ( they are SUCH a rip-off price ! ) and all the sprouts you could wish for , as well as lots of other yummy foods . That was in the afternoon . In the morning , we went for a walk with &NAME and &NAME . We went in the car to &NAME lake and fed the ducks . Have I told you this already ? I lost the last email I sent to you and ca n't really remember what I waffled on about . Sorry if there is any duplication . Forgive my dopeyness . Yesterday , mam was at work in the morning so I dossed the time away in the house - manipulating my " &NAME " picture . It looks pretty good now ! In the afternoon I read and then watched a video while making some more cards . Mam , dad and &NAME went with some people from church and did &NAME singing in the old people 's homes near us . I did n't go , as the last time I went I ended up on the floor : unconcious ! ! I always find the places far too hot ( they have to be warm for the old people ) and I fainted as a result . I 've avoided going back ever since ! ! I 'm a wimp . I then wrapped presents for friends from church ( I did the family &NUM on Tuesday after I 'd bought them ! ) and we watched " You 've Got Mail " . &NAME had never seen it before , and was n't too impressed . I think it 's great . Today we have had our church services , and this afternoon was the &NAME service . You know how we sent out all those gospels ? Well , there was an invite with them for people to come to the service this afternoon , and out of all &NUM that went out , only &NUM person came . He seemed really nice though , and had a good chat with several people from church , so I hope he comes back . This is a very short e-mail , sorry . - well , mine 's not the longest thing in the world either , but I have to go now , as my mulled punch is ready ! &NAME , how posh ! Mam got it as a Christmas &NAME treat . We 're going to leave some at the bottom of the chimney , along with a mince pie , for Father Christmas . Do you think he 'll like them ? I 'm a cracker-jack . I 'm off , MERRY &NAME &NAME ! Have fun . I 'm getting my camera tomorrow ! The anxiety will be gone then ! Bye , &NAME &NAME be to the &NAME , the &NAME of &NAME , because He has come and has redeemed His people . ( &NAME &NUM : 6&SMILEY Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : Happy Christmas &NAME ! ! ! &NAME , hello again ! ! Glad you had a good ( white ! ) Christmas . In response to your last email : Reasons why we shall win : &NAME - has an evil laugh , which turns human blood to jelly . - there 's no denying that ! &NAME - has prophesied our victory - who dares go against that ? ! - well , he 's not likely to be wrong is he ? Not because he 's &NAME , but , what is the probability of us getting £ &NUM . out of you lot ? ? &NAME . &NAME - is so tidy your hearts will fail for fear when he says the dread-word " vacuum-cleaner " . - no , that 's not true . I 'm so used to dear &NAME that I have no problem with him being talked about . &NAME - is so messy it will scare you senseless . - not true either . She 's not ALL that messy anyway . &NAME - has a sword of destiny and none of you do - ha ! - which is perhaps a good thing ! We are strange . - you said it ! - Why ? ! ? It 's brilliant ( You 've Got Mail ) ! What on earth did n't she ( &NAME ) like about it ? ! - when I put this question to her , her only reply was : I just did n't like it . She was in one of her " uncommunicative " moods . " I 'm a cracker-jack . " - What on earth are you talking about ? ! ? - myself . It 's another of those favoured expressions in our family . I think I got a hold of it from my Grandad . So , how do you like your NEW CAMERA ? ! Have you taken pictures yet ? I look forward to seeing it on return to &NAME . - my camera is &NAME ! ! I 've taken quite a lot of pictures , but have no idea how they 'll come out . I 'm still not all that clued up on this 'shutter-speed " ans " aperture " malarky . When I took photos with &NAME 's camera , he was always there to tell me what to do and help me : I 'm a bit flummoxed at times , but I 'm trying to learn how to use it properly myself . Well , this is how my day went : I got up at 9am and looked out of the window to see SNOW ! ! ! ( Double-triple-back-flip-handstand and joyous shout of exultant delight ! ) Yes , I had a white Christmas . - Now &NAME , I 'm going to tell you a profound truth . THAT rates much higher on the jealousy scale . I would have LOVED a white Christmas and to be able to sledge and make snowmen . As it was we just froze . However , we did wake up on boxing day to &NAME : but it all melted by 11am . Anyway , Christmas day was great . We opened our stockings at 8am , then went to church at 10am . Then came home and me and &NAME did the dinner ( yumyum ! ) . Then we all ate the dinner ( even yummier ! ) before opening our pressies . Other than the camera and it 's case , I did n't get much - but I do n't mind a bit . Oh , I got some &NAME tokens which I 'll probably use to get more stuff for making cards , or use to buy some camera films . In the evening we watched " Chicken Run " - great stuff . Yesterday , as it was &NAME &NAME 's Day as well as &NAME &NAME , we had a church service - as our church is called &NAME &NAME 's. I 'm not convinced by this whole special saints day malarky , but we have a service on &NAME &NAME 's day every year , so I went along as I always have done . We had a great time in our house afterwards when some people from church came back for tea and coffee . I took loads of pictures of them and we chatted for ages , which was really nice . Then in the afternoon we went to &NAME Hall for a walk . Today I 've been sale shopping . Enough said . Did n't get anything . Tomorrow we are going down to &NAME to stay until Sat . The funeral is on Friday . Well , I must dash as &NAME is yelling for me to come to tea . Have fun pal , from &NAME . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: S.N.O.W. [ &NAME &NAME Optical Weather ] No , I do n't think that makes sense either . &NAME / ie / &CHAR ( you only need &NUM more letters to make a complete set of vowels ) , &NAME &CHAR cheery Captain of snowy envy . " But , what is the probability of us getting £ &NUM out of you lot ? ? &NAME . - Actually , ( ! ) at this moment in time I 'm feeling so mad that I would actually go and write your flat out a cheque for £ &NUM this very moment . I do n't always feel like this , it 's just that I 'm listening to some music I like and it makes me very happy . However , please DO N'T tell me flatmates what I 've just said ! They 'll never trust me with the flat accounts again ! " I 'm so used to dear &NAME that I have no problem with him being talked about . - I have heard that you do most of the cleaning in your flat . I 'm most impressed . Especially with getting up in the middle of the night to clean the kitchen excellent dedication ! 'She 's [ &NAME ] not ALL that messy anyway . - Yes she is , you should live with her . Although her untidiness is really amusing and I do n't mind it ! 'My camera is &NAME ! ! - I 'm glad to hear it ! Yes , I do n't understand shutter speed and apertures either . My brother once attempted to explain them to me but I gave up pretty quickly . " Now &NAME , I 'm going to tell you a profound truth . THAT rates much higher on the jealousy scale . I would have LOVED a white Christmas and to be able to sledge and make snowmen . As it was we just froze . However , we did wake up on &NAME &NAME to &NAME : but it all melted by 11am . - Oh well , never mind &NAME . It 's not your fault you do n't live on the right side of the border ! However , I must object to your statement that the snow had melted by 11am on &NAME &NAME . I passed through &NAME about &NUM : &NUM and later at &NUM : &NUM and there was still snow at the edges of the motorway and in the fields . My family and I went down to &NAME on &NAME &NAME to let my Grandmother see it . We had lunch in &NAME &CHAR and then went around the city . The flat was FREEZING ! ! ! There was no sign of any disturbances at your flat door , I 'm sure you 'll be relieved to hear . " Today I 've been sale shopping . Enough said . Did n't get anything . - I 'm going to &NAME to do the same tomorrow , after spending the morning working in &NAME . I hope I DO get some things ! In keeping with the snowy theme of this e-mail I should like to point out that I 'm very excited because &NUM inches of snow are forecast for my house tomorrow ! ! ! I 'm in a joyful mode ! To make matters more exciting we 're all going up to &NAME ( in the highlands of &NAME ) on Saturday for a few days holiday at New Year . &NAME , &NAME , glorious snow . There 's nothing quite like it for cooling the blood . Well , I 'll hear from you sometime I hope , and I hope the funeral is okay . &NAME SUBJECT: Happy Christmas &NAME ! ! ! &NAME , &NAME Christmas &NAME ! " This fiasco could start a war ! &NAME ! ! Who 's declaring ? ? - &NAME &CHAR hereby declares war on the residents and furnishings of &NAME &NAME We will do all within our power to defeat you . We will fight you on the stairs , we will fight you in your rooms , we will fight you in the hallways and corridors of power . We will do all humanly possible to protect our land and it 's " inheritance . We will not rest until you have been defeated . Reasons why we shall win &NAME has an evil laugh , which turns human blood to jelly . &NAME has prophesied our victory who dares go against that ? ! &NAME is so tidy your hearts will fail for fear when he says the dread-word " vacuum-cleaner . &NAME is so messy it will scare you senseless . &NAME has a sword of destiny and none of you do ha ! " I sincerely hope &NAME is not dead . - So do I I have collections to think of when I return to &NAME . My degree cannot be hampered by the death of a friend . " UNDECIDED ! ! ! About us taking £ &NUM from you ? ? ? ? Are they abnormal ? I really think they should have formed an opinion on it ! - So do I , but then , they are from &NAME &NAME We are strange . " Have you informed your flatmates of their good fortune yet ? - Funnily enough , I do n't think I have ! ! " I ca n't imagine that the study of chemistry can have much to do with fruit . - Oh , it can have ! &NAME has to do with everything physical . " We went in the car to &NAME lake and fed the ducks . Have I told you this already ? - Yes , but I do n't mind . " The last time I went I ended up on the floor : unconscious ! ! - &NAME . " We watched " You 've Got Mail . &NAME had never seen it before , and was n't too impressed . - Why ? ! ? It 's brilliant ! What on earth did n't she like about it ? ! " I 'm a cracker-jack . - What on earth are you talking about ? ! ? Well , HAPPY &NAME &NAME ! ! ! Did you have a good day ? So , how do you like your NEW CAMERA ? ! Have you taken pictures yet ? I look forward to seeing it on return to &NAME . Well , this is how my day went I got up at 9am and looked out of the window to see SNOW ! ! ! ( Double-triple-back-flip-handstand and joyous shout of exultant delight ! ) Yes , I had a white Christmas . It was truly lovely . We opened presents in the morning and then my dad and I went for a walk in the snow before Christmas dinner . Then we came back and had my favourite meal of the year ! It was good . This afternoon I have been relaxing and talking fun . So , what did you do for Christmas ? Bye for now , &NAME SUBJECT: hello Hello boys , Just a quick note to say hello before my lecture and to say sorry for being rather anti-social and unwelcoming yesterday . I was not in the best of moods , and &NAME getting on my nerves made it no better . Hope you all have a fun-filled day . I have &NUM ( boring ) lectures , but am trying to look on the bright side . See you later , &NAME xx Sticks and stones may break my bones ; words sometimes harm me more . SUBJECT: fancy dress &NAME , GREAT idea ! You should go to &NAME 's party as someone from &NAME ! ! All you 'd need is a pair of black trousers and a black jacket of some sort ( easily attainable from a 2nd hand shop ) which could be modified to look like the star Trek thingys . Go on &NAME , it would be great ! You could fulfil your desire to be the holographic doctor ! ! I can give you a hand with the costume if you want ( I can sew ! ) Oh what fun ! See you , got a lecture now , must dash , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : fancy dress Hi &NAME , It 's a good idea . I almost wish I was going . However ... A few weeks ago I promised someone I would go to the Identity talk on Wednesday night . So , &NUM cannot go to the party . I hope you have a very good time . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , GREAT idea ! You should go to &NAME 's party as someone from &NAME ! ! All you 'd need is a pair of black trousers and a black jacket of some sort ( easily attainable from a 2nd hand shop ) which could be modified to look like the star Trek thingys . Go on &NAME , it would be great ! You could fulfil your desire to be the holographic doctor ! ! I can give you a hand with the costume if you want ( I can sew ! ) Oh what fun ! See you , got a lecture now , must dash , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : fancy dress &NAME , that 's NO excuse ! ! The talks will be over by &NUM and that gives PLENTY of time to go to the party . Dear , dear . Oh bother . &NAME , you 're just trying to get out of it ! See you , &NAME ( ALMOST wish you were going ? ) &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , It 's a good idea . I almost wish I was going . However ... A few weeks ago I promised someone I would go to the Identity talk on Wednesday night . So , &NUM cannot go to the party . I hope you have a very good time . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : fancy dress PS - I 've just re-read the invite and the party STARTS at &NUM . I 'm going to the IDENTITY talk too , and then will go on to the party ! ! SUBJECT: Re : fancy dress &NAME - If it 's &CHAR * * * * you 're worried about , then stop worrying ! ! &SMILEY &NUM in that flat knows anything about that . . . . . . . . . . ... yet ( ! ) &NAME , I 'm only teasing . I will NOT do it again . Tell me off if I do . SUBJECT: I apologise in advance . ... Just got this and am VERY bored waiting in the library for the snow to stop ( yes , I 'm a wuss and do n't want to get all cold and wet ! ) . So , I apologise if you are not interested in my bumpf ( just sling it ) , but here goes . . ... &NAME " wrote : Had some free time so decided to fill this in. .. enjoy ! &NAME Okay , here 's what you 're supposed to do . &NAME ( not forward ) this entire email and paste it onto a new email that you will send . Change all of the answers so that they apply to you . Then , send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you . The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends . Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you . LIVING ARRANGEMENT ? Flat with no plaster on the walls but &NUM fantastic flatmates who &CHAR love to bits . ( that was &NAME 's, but it suits me too ! ! ) . I live in &NAME &CHAR , and if you 've never visited , you should have ! ! WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW ? I 'm not reading a book - I 'm reading the computer screen . ( How &NAME was that ? ? - are you impressed &NAME ? ) . Seriously though , in my free time ( of which I have loads ! ) I have n't been doing much reading other than the &NAME . I have been trying to read the Chronicles of &NAME and have got ( almost ) to the end of " The &NAME the Witch and the Wardrobe " . WHAT 'S ON YOUR MOUSE &NAME ? " Little Miss Contrary " . Hmmm. ... interpret that as you will . . ... FAVOURITE BOARD GAME ? not that into boardgames . Monopoly is fun unless I play with my dad . FAVOURITE MAGAZINE ? pass . FAVOURITE SMELLS ? oh , loads ! ! FAVOURITE SOUNDS laughter , singing ( in tune ) , my mam 's voice as she answers the phone : " ' ello chuck ! " . . . . ... WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD ? hatred , loneliness , guilt . . ... all that lot . WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ? oh , how wonderful ! Time to get up ! So many things to do today - what fun ! hmmmmm , no. . . ... it goes more like : no way ! I 'm not getting up yet - just &NUM more minutes . HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE ? I do n't answer the phone . &NAME gets there first ( ! ) . FUTURE DAUGHTER 'S NAME ? - thats for me and a yet unknown person to decide at a later stage in my life . Or , lets face facts , I may never be faced with the decision . FAVOURITE FOOD ? pizza - but not the cardboard &NAME savers &NUM . CHOCOLATE OR &NAME ? if you 're talking ice cream , then its vanilla . DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST ? do n't drive . DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL ? &NAME - my &NAME . WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST &NAME ? a playschool push-along ( very flash ! ) FAVOURITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK ? M&S fizzy peach water or apple Tango . DO YOU &NAME THE STEMS OF &NAME ? try not to - although have started to do so as my mam tells me they 're the best bits . You see , I still follow my mam 's advice ( sometimes ) . IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY &NAME YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE ? I would run my own card-making company . IF &CHAR COULD &NAME YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR WHAT WOULD IT BE ? I do n't want to dye my hair . EVER BEEN IN LOVE ? yes . IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL ? both . FAVOURITE MOVIES : &NAME , &NAME ( &NUM , &NUM + &NUM ) , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , Sixth Sense , &NAME . . . . . ... IN YOUR DREAMS ( &NAME and &NAME ) . I like NICE films ! &NAME and &NAME , &NAME , You 've Got Mail , etc. .. and I do quite like some &NAME films and &NAME &NAME ( even though it was &NAME cheesy ! ) . ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY ? righty DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS Yes , or else how could you make any sense of this ? WHAT 'S UNDER YOUR &NAME ? shoes , boxes , shin pads , books . . ... WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER ? &NUM FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH ? football and tennis . Got surprisingly into &NAME recently too . &NUM NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON &NAME SENT THIS TO YOU . she is the best and a great great friend . OUT OF WHOM YOU SENT THIS TO &NAME IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND depends if they 've had one of these things from me before - I think most people are bored with them by now . WHOM IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND ? well , where do I start ? &NAME hates junk mail in his inbox , so I 'll no doubt get nothing from him . &NAME sent me this , so she 'll not reply . &NAME tends to chuck these out before reading much , so if you 're reading this &NAME , you 're doing well ! Everyone else is no doubt sick of these things - and I ca n't say I blame them . However , Its still snowing , so . . ... WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE HOLIDAY ? anywhere with nice people and nothing yucky to do . IF YOU COULD TAKE A TRIP ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD , WHERE WOULD IT BE ? &NAME or &NAME or &NAME or &NAME or . . . ... WHAT &NAME WOULD YOU TIME TRAVEL TO ... JUST TO VISIT &NUM - to see my mam and dad as kiddies and &NAME when he was young ( ! ) . &NAME ! WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR ? blue or pink . Some people think it 's black ( ! ) . WHAT FAMOUS PERSON WOULD YOU TRADE PLACES WITH FOR A DAY ? oh , what a silly question . They 'd be trading places with me . Let 's get things the right way round . YOUR FAVOURITE FLOWER ? Not sure really . I think daffodils are great , and daisies are lovely - 'do n't you think daisies are the friendliest flowers ? ? " ( first person to tell me where that quote is from wins . . . ... well , nothing ) . FAVOURITE SONG ? purely depends upon my mood . I have loads of favourites . At the moment : " &NAME " - by &NAME &NAME " The &NAME of &NAME " - &NAME " All I once held dear " - no idea who wrote it , but it 's a beautiful song ! FAVOURITE MEMORY ? have n't got a favourite . I treasure loads of memories . WORST FEAR ? wasting my life . FAVOURITE THING ABOUT THE YEAR &NUM ? making so many wonderful new friends , my sister 's wedding , living in &NAME &NAME . . . . ... DO YOU PREFER NEW HOMES OR &NAME RESTORED &NUM ? Depends . Thought I did n't like brand new houses until my sister moved into &NUM . Love old-fashioned " National Trust " houses ( like &NAME on " &NAME and Prejudice " ) , but I can only live there in my dreams . WHAT IS YOUR NEW YEAR 'S RESOLUTION ? Did n't make a New Years resolution . Just reminded myself of my life-long commitment to live for &NAME and to try to be a better person for Him . STILL snowing , but I 've come to the end now and will have to say goodbye to all you lovely people . I 'll go and do a bit of " intelligently searching the economics shelves " . How sad . &SMILEY goodbye , &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: Q.U.O.N. Dear &NAME , Hi ! ! ! Thanks for the note you left me ! Is your computer broken ? Are you very busy ? Did you get home safely ? What are you up to ? Are you looking forward to going to &NAME ? - Silly question really ! &NAME is making an appearance . Communications from our agent in &NAME reveal that " there have been quite a few fatalities in the avian members of &NAME in recent weeks " . He is deeply concerned and I am looking into it at present . I wo n't say anymore just now , except that something BIG appears to be afoot . Our agent in &NAME appears to have been silenced - permanently . Can you help ? Anyway , now I shall tell you my story ( of the last few days - not my life ) Well , as you know , on Tuesday I managed to clean most of the flat , including the shower and bathroom . I also walked to the science site to visit the library and show my friend where the &NAME department was . In addition to that I defrosted and cleaned our fridge / freezer , and also cleaned my room with the utmost thoroughness . After that I had to pack my room , and as a result of my hectic morning , after busying myself with all this running around , I had to rush frantically to the railway station . I arrived on the platform , much out of breath due to the rather weighty nature of my bags , to see the train pulling out of the station . My heart sank , as the next train was not due for at least an hour . Thankfully it was not my train , which had been delayed by the ineptitude of &NAME by &NUM minutes . This was &NUM time when I was thankful for inefficiency . Eventually my train arrived and I embarked upon my journey , sad to leave &NAME . My train was then delayed by vandalising children on the railway track . I arrived in &NAME over &NUM minutes late , but still in &NUM piece and much calmer than I had been while rushing to try and catch my train . Were you around when &NAME 's ear was cut ? I thought the blood contrasted beautifully with his pale complexion . Anyway , are you well ? How is your statistics project going ? &NUM days ago I was in the middle of a power cut . At &NUM : &NAME I was gaily about to check my e-mail , when the computer switched off and I was plunged into darkness . We proceeded to eat our dinner by the light of hurricane lamps . We lit our fire and &NUM the played the piano by candlelight for half an hour . It was very beautiful , but could get boring quite easily . I then went up to my room , oil lamp in hand , and began to study . At 8pm the electricity came back on and I succeeded in checking my e-mail . My next piece of uninteresting trivia is that I now have absolutely free internet access at any time of the day or night ! We have signed up to ntl , the telephone company , and that is why I am sending you this in the middle of the day . Any time you wish to chat online just let me know , as it would be fun . Also , if you want &NAME &NAME &NAME Service , it can be downloaded from the following location ... &WEBSITE o73026 &NAME intends to get it , and hopefully others will too , as it is an extremely interesting piece of software . It allows you to chat via text or voice , with the greatest of ease and speed , and also to find out if your friends are online , should they / you so desire . Anyway , it is extremely cold here . I woke up this morning and the temperature was only &NUM degrees &NAME . It feels like I 'm back in January ! So , write soon , and I hope you get some work done . &NAME &NAME Please could you send &NAME ( &NAME 's computer ) a get well card , as she 's a bit under the weather . It would be really amusing for &NAME to get all these get well cards ! I quote from &NAME " &NAME is having problems of &CHAR , how shall I say , personal nature . I wonder if she has some deep psychological problem that she is n't telling me about . " I 'm sending a card , and &NAME and &NAME might . &NAME 's address is &NUM &NAME Road &NAME Park &NAME BA2 3PT " Eat one live tree frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day " SUBJECT: &CHAR reply Hi &NAME , Thanks for explaining your e-mail silence . I was beginning to become curious . I 'm glad to hear your well , except for your cough . I hope you get rid of it soon . &NAME , are you going to be in &NAME any time towards the end of next week ? If you are , then perhaps we could meet up . Let me know . Today I had my hair cut , and I 've spent most of the afternoon painting the bathroom . I shall work this evening . I look forward to receiving an e-mail from you when you can . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME What flowers are in your sitting room ? SUBJECT: hi Dearest friends ! ! Thanks to those of you who 've already sent me ( several ! ) emails ! ! Lovely to hear from you ! ! Sorry that I have not yet replied , but there is a tale to tell . Firstly , I forgot to bring my phone connection wire home so I ca n't use my computer to access my email . Secondly , that means that I have to use my dads . Thirdly , he 's ALWAYS on the computer , so I have had no chance until now - while he 's off establishing law and order in the magistrates courts of this fair ( ! ) city . OK , so what have I been doing ? Not much . Stressed horribly over my &NAME project on monday and Tuesday ( while still in &NAME ) . The tutor ( who I went to see several times ) conceded that I have a " rather nasty data set " . He 's telling me ! ! ! ? ? ? ? Hmmmmm. . . ... Otherwise , the last few days in &NAME were fun . Came home on Wed morning leaving our flat very spic and span ( except the oven : sorry &NAME ! ) . Flopped . &NAME is just the same as ever : mam is the BEST , dad is dead busy , and &NAME is obsessed with her A-levels . For all you people who suffered maths A-level and were tortured to death by Pure modules , well - my sister achieved the unthinkable of &NUM in her &NAME exam . &NAME ! So , other than going through mountains of washing , tidying my room , cooking the meals , and going shopping , I have done very little else . Oh , I 've coughed hundreds of times . Played football in the church hall yesterday . Went to church prayer meeting on Wed night and had a massive debate about communion ( &NAME and &NAME will get what I mean ! ) . Went to see 'Miss &NAME " at the cinema . Actually , I guess I 've done quite a bit . And HEY ! ! ! ! ! I 'm going to &NAME in less than &NUM weeks time ! ! &NAME ! ! &NAME ( my sister ) has organised it all and is even paying for me ! ! How exciting ! ( Yes , &NAME - I am excited ! ) I went to the bank yesterday and ordered my foreign currency , and this morning I need to go and book some train tickets to &NAME . &NAME ! And another exciting thing is going to unfold today . My sister &NAME is on the train up from &NAME at this very minute , and no one else in the family knows . It 's a surpise for my mam for mothers day . &NAME stuff , so I need to be quick so that I can go and meet her . &NAME this is a group emaily thing - I 'll try to write to you all individually very soon , but I 'm pushed for time to write this stuff out again and again . Here 's some personal bits : * &NAME : You 're in &NAME are n't you ? ? Hope you 're having a great time ! * &NAME : hope you 're having fun little Muppet ! The flowers I gave you are now happily blooming away in our sitting room here at home ! * &NAME : Get well wishes to that computer of yours . KEEP IT REAL ! * &NAME : cheers for the email . Hope your &NAME is feeling better now . * &NAME : are you coping with all the busy wigidyness ? ? ! ! Hope you managed to sort out your house . * &NAME : details about &NAME have been noted . I await further revelations . Looks like my trip to &NAME comes in the &NAME of time . Try not to freeze to death in &NAME . Over and out . * &NAME : hey &NAME ! Found your &NAME disk yet ? My advise is to get it sorted ! * &NAME : how 's &NAME ? ? Have you gone home or are you staying in &NAME ? Have fun ! ! * &NAME : &NAME &NAME ! You 've been home for AGES . What have ya been up to ? * &NAME : how was &NAME ? ? Hope you had a great time and the journeying was n't too bad ! Did you manage to cope with &NAME ? ? ( smile ) ! I 've got some GREAT photos of you ! ! * &NAME : where are you at present ? I seem to remember that you said you 'd be off doing all sorts these holidays : hope you 're enjoying it all ! * &NAME : how 's &NAME ? You were in my dream last night . Very bizzare . Ca n't remember what it was about though ! * &NAME : hello &NAME &NAME ! ! ! How 's &NAME I going ? Have you been doing much recording for the band ? * &NAME : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! The other &NAME &NAME ! ! Hope you had a lovely birthday on wednesday . Did your mam have anything exciting planned ? ? ! Hope you had fun in the bookshop these past few days ( it was this week you were working was n't it ? ) * &NAME : arrr &NAME ! ! ( with an Irish accent ! ) . How 's &NAME and the &NAME household ? Just to let you know , I am TRYING to be good ! * &NAME &CHAR : hey there Mate ! ! ! Hope you enjoyed &NAME too and are not too knackered . Hope you looked after &NAME well ! * &NAME &CHAR : keep at it with the internet . It 's one of those modern devises you really must learn to master . Hope you can survive without your fishing these holidays : you 've still got your bells ! ! I agree with your sentiments about Princess &NAME ! * &NAME : have you found a job ? or are you still asleep ? ? ! ! ! Have fun &NAME &NAME ! ! Well guys , I really MUST go into town and meet &NAME now . Keep the emails coming ! ! Can anyone tell me &NAME 's email address ? ? Hope you all have great fun and do n't work too hard . " Holidays are for rest and relaxation " ( and revision ! ) . Lots of love to you all , bye fro now , &NAME / &NAME / &NAME / or just plain &NAME . xxxxx Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : A reply &NAME , &NAME is making an appearance . - Oh goody , and about time too ! ! Our agent in &NAME appears to have been silenced - permanently . Can you help ? - as I said , I 'll see what can be done . Let me know any more details though ! Well , as you know , on Tuesday I managed to clean most of the flat . . . . ... and also cleaned my room with the utmost thoroughness . - oh yes . &NAME the murderous bacteria-slayer struck again ! ! I had to rush frantically to the railway station . I arrived on the platform , much out of breath - what , you ? That would have been an interesting sight . Calm and composed &NAME out of breath ? ! to see the train pulling out of the station . My heart sank - all the way to your CATs ? ? Thankfully it was not my train , which had been delayed by the ineptitude of &NAME by &NUM minutes . - consider yourself fortunate not to have to travel by Virgin . They 're even worse . My train was then delayed by vandalising children on the railway track . - tut tut . The &NAME kids ? ( they 've all been reunited ! &NAME says so ) Were you around when &NAME 's ear was cut ? - no. I just saw the aftermath ! Anyway , are you well ? How is your statistics project going ? Still coughing , but slowly ( I 'm being positive here ) improving . As to statistics . ... do n't even go there ! &NUM days ago I was in the middle of a power cut . - HOW exciting , but I think we 've been through most of this before . I do seem to rememebr something about you never getting power cuts in the country side ( despite that being the reason you moved there ) , so I can only imagine that the event brought much warmth to your heart . At &NUM : &NAME I was gaily about to check my e-mail , when the computer switched off and I was plunged into darkness . - now , that is interesting . &NAME 's &NAME embarks upon some deep psychological adventure and your goes into a huff and blanks out on you . Oh dear . Only goes to show , &NAME are more trouble than they 're worth . My wonderful &NAME would n't dream of going wobbly on me ( I think , actually , it would be too scared to ! ) Also , if you want &NAME &NAME &NAME Service , it can be downloaded from . . ... - well , &NAME &NAME . It 's all very well for you people who have FREE internet access , but we do n't. Also , as I explained in my other email , my connection cable is in &NAME so &NUM cannot use my machine for email . As a consequence , I am constrained to use this computer only when my dad is out - which is pretty rare at present as he is busy producing a Christian manifesto ( " A Vision for Our Nation " : very grand ! ) for the elections . He 's not standing for anything , it 's just meant to be as a guide for christians to help them choose the right party to vote for . &NAME , probably makes no sense , but that 's beyond the point . Back to the point . As I can rarely get on this machine , I see little point in &NAME &NAME for me . Also , my dad probably would n't let me download it onto his machine . He 's very protective of it . If you want to chat , phone me ! That 's maybe not so exciting or novel ! ! Anyway , it is extremely cold here . I woke up this morning and the temperature was only &NUM degrees &NAME . It feels like I 'm back in January ! - you 're definitely becoming a southerner &NAME . Feeling the cold of your homeland . Oh dear . Letting the good old hardy Scots down there lad ! However , I will agree with you , that if it 's anything like &NAME , it 's been FREEZING ! Today , however , is a different story . Spring seems to have arrived , and I hopwe this time it decides to stay ! &NAME Please could you send &NAME ( &NAME 's computer ) a get well card , as she 's a bit under the weather . - absolutely not ! Never heard so much nonsense in all of my life ! ! Kinda funny though ! " Eat one live tree frog first thing in the morning | and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day " - &NAME , what exactly are you on ? &NAME , are you going to be in &NAME any time towards the end of next week ? If you are , then perhaps we could meet up . Let me know . - very possibly . I have to &NAME and get this &NAME done before I go to &NAME as otherwise it will be doing my head in all holiday ! Today I had my hair cut - by your Mummy ? ! Any ear-chopping there ? and I 've spent most of the afternoon painting the bathroom . - &NAME &NAME strikes again ! You 're always doing doors or painting at home ! I look forward to receiving an e-mail from you when you can . - well , here it is . I managed to get on the computer last night actually , but the silly connection was busy or something so refused to let me connect . &NAME . More naughty computer antics , although to be fair , this was &NAME 's fault . &NAME What flowers are in your sitting room ? - the &NUM &NUM gave &NAME ! The &NUM that had been sitting looking pretty on your flats wimdow-sill for the past &NUM or so weeks . They were still ok-ish when I left on Wed ( they 're dead now ! ) , and as &NAME did n't want them , I took them . However , if you are wanting an up-to-date on what flowers are in our sitting room , I can inform you that &NAME 's have gone and some lovely white and red carnations have replaced them : &NUM we gave to my mam for Mothers &NAME . Does that clear up your curiosity ? ! So , my sister arrived in &NAME at &NUM on Sat and I went and met her on the pretence that I was getting my train tickets for travelling down to &NAME . We got home and had all the surprise and joy that we 'd intended ! Mam was really pleased to see &NAME , especially as she was n't feeling very well this weekend . We had a greast time and went out to &NAME and walked around the little set of shops there ( fields being no-go areas , shops have to do instead ! ) . Yesterday was good . Church was lovely . Loads of kids came from the local school ( dad is the chair of the governors and a lady called &NAME who comes to church is the deputy head there , so they arranged for some kids to come ) and we have a few more people coming now too . There is a lady whoo teaches piano in &NAME &NAME school who comes ( ! ) - she lives in &NAME though , and there is a guy who lives up the street in one of the block sof flats who has been coming for a few months . He came as a result of getting one of the gospels through his door . &NAME me moaning that we did all those gospels and put them through all those doors and had no response , well , he is coming now . However , he was a Christian already , but had been going to a different church where he 'd not really settled in. He is called &NAME and used to work with a missionary in &NAME &NAME for &NUM yrs ! ! He got back a few years ago and came back to &NAME as it was where he was born and lived as a young man . Bet it 's really different from what he remembers . Anyway , it 's nice to have him coming . &NAME 's train was at &NUM this morning as she had to be back in &NAME to start work at 10am . Oh , nasty . So , I got up at half &NUM and went with her , mam and dad ( &NAME was too lazy to get out of bed ) to the station . When I got back I really did n't feel like going to bed so stayed in the sitting room for an hour or so and read some more of my " Is &NAME True ? " book and am even more convinced that it is not . I think I may send it to &NAME and ask him to read it . What do you reckon ? It 's a great piece . Tell you what , I could send it to you first instead if you like . Dad has supplied me with a whole load of books on the subject . Will NEVER be able to read them all , but am going to read the &NUM he recommends . So , having stayed up to read , I then got really knackered at about &NUM ( when my sister was getting uo to get read for school ) . So , I went back to bed and only got up at &NUM . Shocking , but it is the holidays ! I plan to do some &NAME revision today ( hopefully to give me inspiration for my project ) and also to do some stuff on the computer for my mam . She wants some pictures for her surgery walls . OK , I 'm going now . I 've gone on for far too long ! Enjoy ! Have fun &NAME , bye for now , &NAME PS - what flowers are in YOUR sitting room ? ? ! ! Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : An " Important e-mail " I 've been swindled , duped , decieved ! ! ! ! ! AN IMPORTANT E-MAIL ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! Where were the important revelations about &NAME ? ? Where were my top secret instructions for my mission to &NAME ? ? Oh dear , oh dear , oh dear . &NAME . I wanted to know if you wanted to meet up in &NAME sometime this Wednesday or Thursday or Friday ? Could you let me know please ? I am going to be in &NAME , so I thought it would be a good opportunity to say hello I 'll probably say other things too . - oh good . Are you in &NAME all &NUM days ? Are you staying in the flat ? Well , my plan is to come through to &NAME on Thursday to spend the day glued to a PC ( of all things ! ) trying to get this pesky &NAME done . So , it would be great to meet up with you sometime : probably lunchtime would be best . I 'm planning on going though as early as possible to get it started , so , you never know , I may have even finished it by lunchtime . Hmmmm. . . ... Let me know a decent time to meet . All the way to your CATs ? ? &NAME . Amusing . - ha ha . Sarcasm . ( ! ) - What sort of book is it ? Is it scientific , or biblical , or general , or | Yes , I 'd like to read it . - well , it is all riddled into &NUM . Its not really a book as such , more like a brochure . It is written by a creationist christian who used to be an evolutionist . She is a scientist with a lot of knowledge and is great at knocking evolution on its head . The only snag with it is that it was written in &NUM ( ! ) or something like that , so &NAME would probably argue that its out of date and new discoveries have been made recently to prove evolution or something . Well , we 'll see . I 'll bring it for you to look at . I have about &NUM other book to look at too , so I may find a better one for &NAME among them . Today I 've been working in the bookshop . It was very quiet , and so I managed to get some revision done and I almost completed the &NAME &NUM crossword . - impressive . My dad has done the &NAME &NUM crossword every day for the past I do n't know how many years : even when we went to &NAME in &NUM , he made sure we got a &NAME every day . He keeps them in a box ( or several ) . Oh dear . &NAME &NAME for the short e-mail ( yours was impressively long ! ) but my brother is anxious to get on the computer ridiculous ! ) - mine WAS impressively long . Not sure how many words though ! Oh , how is your little brother ? &NAME he was n't TOO " anxious " . ( ! ! ) Well , I am very pleased with myself . Yesterday , as well as engaging in serious warfare tactics with the army of ants which have returned to our back kitchen to drive my mam potty , I went through all of my &NAME lecture notes and made revision notes and feel I understand the subject a bit better . It has inspired me to get on and revise other subjects . You must understand , I rarely get a feeling of enthusiasm about revision ( who does ) , so this is a serious , athough I fear a temporary , breakthrough . Today I plan to go into town and collect my foreign currency and travellers cheques ( wahay ! ) and then this afternoon get some &NAME revision done . Yes ... well . . ... OK , so I 'm going now . Its &NUM past &NUM and I 'm still in my night things . Dad has gone to court again : that 's how I 've got on this machine at such a civilised hour . See you later &NAME , from &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: An " Important e-mail " Hi &NAME , This is your " important e-mail . ( Actually , it probably is n't, but anyway ! ) Well , basically the only reason this e-mail comes with free text message notification of delivery is that I was n't sure when you 'd get the chance to check your e-mails again , and I wanted to know if you wanted to meet up in &NAME sometime this Wednesday or Thursday or Friday ? Could you let me know please ? I am going to be in &NAME , so I thought it would be a good opportunity to say hello I 'll probably say other things too . Okay that 's the important bit over with . Now you have a choice : read on , or do something else and read the rest later . CHOOSE NOW Okay , I 'm assuming you 've chosen to read on . If not , then you do n't have much willpower . " to see the train pulling out of the station . My heart sank - All the way to your CATs ? ? &NAME . Amusing . " Only goes to show , &NAME are more trouble than they 're worth . My wonderful &NAME would n't dream of going wobbly on me . - Your &NAME must be absolutely amazing ! It even stays on during power cuts ! Ingenious ! The fear of &NAME creates an atmosphere of power ! " You 're definitely becoming a southerner &NAME . Feeling the cold of your homeland . Oh dear . Letting the good old hardy Scots down there lad ! - It 's " &NAME please ! " Today I had my hair cut - By your Mummy ? ! Any ear-chopping there ? and I 've spent most of the afternoon painting the bathroom . - &NAME &NAME strikes again ! You 're always doing doors or painting at home ! - Certainly not ! My mother is an exemplary hairdresser ! I 'm always painting etc. because we 've just moved house ( although it is over a year and a half ago now ! ) and also because I 'm the only &NUM in my family , apart from my mother who is remotely practical . My brother is lazy , and my dad 's talents do not lie in the realm of &NAME . " I think I may send it to &NAME and ask him to read it . What do you reckon ? It 's a great piece . Tell you what , I could send it to you first instead if you like . - What sort of book is it ? Is it scientific , or biblical , or general , or Yes , I 'd like to read it . If I see you in &NAME you could bring it with you . Otherwise , you could send it to me . &NAME 's views are interesting . It depends what sort of book it is as to whether it would have much effect on him . " If you want to chat , phone me ! That 's maybe not so exciting or novel ! ! - Okay , perhaps I will . It is n't as novel as online communication , but it 's usually still fun ! Today I 've been working in the bookshop . It was very quiet , and so I managed to get some revision done and I almost completed the &NAME &NUM crossword . Tomorrow I 'm working as well . It was a bright and sunny morning here today , but it 's bad weather again now ! Well , I hope you can make it to &NAME later this week some time as it would be lovely to see you . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME &NAME for the short e-mail ( yours was impressively long ! ) but my brother is anxious to get on the computer ridiculous ! ) SUBJECT: I 'm a Professional &NAME &NAME &NAME ! " I 've been swindled , duped , deceived ! ! ! ! ! " - My speciality . " Where were the important revelations about &NAME ? ? Where were my top secret instructions for my mission to &NAME ? ? " - Please ! ! ! Have patience ! These things take time to gather . Your impatience could jeopardise the mission ! " Are you in &NAME all &NUM days ? " - No , I am coming down for a one-day-only visit , I just had n't decided which day yet . I shall be spending most of my time at &NAME &NAME 's and the library and the Chemistry department . If you 're definitely going to &NAME on Thursday , then I 'll go on that day . I 'll probably arrive on the train about &NUM a.m. , so I 'll be there most of the day . 'So , it would be great to meet up with you sometime : probably lunchtime would be best . I 'm planning on going though as early as possible to get it started , so , you never know , I may have even finished it by lunchtime . " - &NAME , we can arrange something . We could possibly have lunch at the flats , and then you could pick up your internet connection lead ! " Let me know a decent time to meet . " - Any time is fine . Whenever you want a break from your &NAME , or when you get it finished if you 're that lucky ! " I 'll bring it for you to look at . I have about &NUM other books to look at too , so I may find a better one for &NAME among them . " - &NAME ! 'My dad has done the &NAME &NUM crossword every day for the past I do n't know how many years : even when we went to &NAME in &NUM , he made sure we got a &NAME every day . He keeps them in a box ( or several ) . Oh dear . " - " Oh dear " ? 'Mine WAS impressively long . Not sure how many words though ! " - &NUM words . That 's the longest you 've ever written to me ! Well , today was another quiet day in the bookshop . I managed to get quite a lot or organic chemistry revision done though . It 's great to have a job that pays you to revise ! Have you heard from &NAME recently ? I have n't, not since I sent &NAME that get well card anyway . It 's still winter conditions here with regard to the weather . I 'm looking forward to going to &NAME &NAME next Thursday . An update on our feathered acquaintance will be winging its way to you shortly . I look forward to seeing you on Thursday ! &NAME SUBJECT: a Professional &NAME : something NOT to be proud of . &NAME &NAME , just a quick &NUM : - Any time is fine . Whenever you want a break from your &NAME , or when you get it finished if you 're that lucky ! - ok . Meet me outside &NAME &NAME at 12.30ish . Is that OK ? You 're a scientist ... do you know where &NAME &NAME is ? ? ! ! ( hee hee ! ) . We can then go and buy some lunch ( at least , I will be as I ca n't be bothered with a packed lunch ) and head up to the flats . Have you heard from &NAME recently ? - no. Not since last week when he told me that laughing is GREAT . I 'm in a bad mood . Shops do my head in. Spent all morning ( and a considerable amount of the afternoon too ) traipsing round town looking for shoes for my mam . Grrrrr. . ... Need to get some work done now , see you tomorrow , &NAME &NAME : excuse the moodiness . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: hello &NAME yet ? Obviously , if you 're reading this ! &NAME ! Well , I got home to find that &NAME is the only &NUM in. Mam is not yet back from work , and Dad is in &NAME today ( hence , I am on his computer ) . &NAME never does any cooking , so there is no tea , and I am starving . I do n't know what we 're supposed to be having , so I 'm waiting for mama to get back . Well , nice to see you today . Hope you get your chemistry done ok . Better go as mam has now got back and &NAME is " anxious " to use the computer Bye for now , &NAME As &NAME &NAME ( and &NAME ) used to say : " The sun will go on rising and setting , whether I fail in Economic Data Analysis or not " . Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Dear friends , hope you are all having a good time . The past week and a half that I 've been home has gone pretty good : got a ( very little ) bit of work done , seen my sister &NAME , done lots of stuff with my mam , done lots of washing and ironing . . . ... etc. All in all , it 's been really nice and I 'm enjoying being home . However , &NUM nasty thing has come up . PLEASE can you all pray about it ! My sister &NAME 's husband , &NAME , is not well . Some of you may recall me telling you that he was having trouble with the nerves down his right arm and on the right side of his head . He ca n't do much with his right arm at present , and his right eye is not working properly ( wo n't dilate as it should , and the eyelid is all droopy ) . He has undergone several tests over the past week , and what started out as what the doctor orignially thought was a trapped nerve or something similar , now appears to be much more serious . At present , it is looking scarily like he has cancer . We are all really worried , but trying very hard to be positive and hope for the best . A tumour has been discovered on the top of his right lung , and they are trying to diagnose whether it is beneign ( I do n't know how to spell it ) - ie just self-contained and growing and pressing on the nerves - or whether it is actually more serious and spreading into his nervous system . &NAME &NAME that it is not ! It has been really hard to deal with and I do n't know how &NAME and &NAME are managing to cope . Well , I do : They have amazing faith in the &NAME . It has been a real challenge and I have asked myself SO many times how on earth &NAME could have let this happen to such a wonderful christian guy as &NAME . We went up to &NAME to see them on Saturday , and it was a real shock to see how ill he looked . He has been in constant pain because of the nerves , and has had a lot of trouble sleeping so is really exhausted . The pain killers he is on at the moment have helped him a lot , but the pain is still there in some form at all times . Despite that , he never complained and was so calm and waiting on &NAME that it really humbled me . He has such a strong faith in the &NAME that even the horriblest shock as this has been has not shaken it . We are hoping and praying that it will not turn out to be as serious as it at present seems , and that he can be treated and cured of this horrid thing . I 'm asking you all to remember &NAME in your prayers . I often find that I lack faith in the power of prayer , but we have to pray about it : there is nothing else to do . &NAME will listen . Well , I must go now . Sorry to be so sombre , but I ca n't help it . I 'm going to &NAME with &NAME on Thursday , so that should be a nice break . I 've not flown for ages so it 's all rather exciting . Hope you are all having fun , love you all , &NAME xxxxxx Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Have a great holiday Hi &NAME ! Just to say that I hope you have a wonderful holiday and a relaxing time in &NAME . Did you get any more of your &NAME done ? I 'm sorry to hear about your brother in law . I hope you 're well . I 'm going to &NAME &NAME tomorrow . &NAME e-mail when I get back . &NAME SUBJECT: I 'm Quonfused Hey &NAME , hope you have a great time on holiday too ! Thanks for the " briefing " , although I do n't get most of it . I ca n't open the attachments you send either . VERY annoying ! Have n't emailed for a while as I 've been busy trying to do work ( no , I 've not done any more &NAME yet ) , and also my email has been messing on . I think it all started with you sending me that massive 175k email with the attachment ( which I could n't open ) of your newspaper artile on &NAME . I started getting nasty messages about topping my allowed &NAME and needing to delete messages , and suddenly ceased to get any emails at all . &NAME &NAME told me she sent were not getting through , and I may have missed other &NUM too . Oh dear . I also got an email from &NAME dated Thurs &NUM &NAME &NUM ( ! ) in reply to one which I sent on &NUM Mar &NUM ! ! ! Very strange . I did n't even know &NAME in &NUM ! Oh dear , he 's lost in some time wrap or something . Well , preparations for &NAME are underway . I will keep a lookout for &NAME on my travels , although I doubt very much that I 'll see &NAME . What is going on with that boy ? Turning against &NAME ? ? ? ! ! Dying his hair &NAME ? ? He 's gone nuts . Perhaps it the time warp that 's done it . Well , better go and get back to my accounting . Have fun and do n't drown if the ship goes down . Remember , lifebelts can save lives . OK , I 'm off . See ya , &NAME Hi &NAME ! Just to say that I hope you have a wonderful holiday and a relaxing time in &NAME . Did you get any more of your &NAME done ? I 'm sorry to hear about your brother in law . I hope you 're well . I 'm going to &NAME &NAME tomorrow . &NAME e-mail when I get back . &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Dear friends , hope you are all having a good time . The past week and a half that I 've been home has gone pretty good : got a ( very little ) bit of work done , seen my sister &NAME , done lots of stuff with my mam , done lots of washing and ironing . . . ... etc. All in all , it 's been really nice and I 'm enjoying being home . However , &NUM nasty thing has come up . PLEASE can you all pray about it ! My sister &NAME 's husband , &NAME , is not well . Some of you may recall me telling you that he was having trouble with the nerves down his right arm and on the right side of his head . He ca n't do much with his right arm at present , and his right eye is not working properly ( wo n't dilate as it should , and the eyelid is all droopy ) . He has undergone several tests over the past week , and what started out as what the doctor orignially thought was a trapped nerve or something similar , now appears to be much more serious . At present , it is looking scarily like he has cancer . We are all really worried , but trying very hard to be positive and hope for the best . A tumour has been discovered on the top of his right lung , and they are trying to diagnose whether it is beneign ( I do n't know how to spell it ) - ie just self-contained and growing and pressing on the nerves - or whether it is actually more serious and spreading into his nervous system . &NAME &NAME that it is not ! It has been really hard to deal with and I do n't know how &NAME and &NAME are managing to cope . Well , I do : They have amazing faith in the &NAME . It has been a real challenge and I have asked myself SO many times how on earth &NAME could have let this happen to such a wonderful christian guy as &NAME . We went up to &NAME to see them on Saturday , and it was a real shock to see how ill he looked . He has been in constant pain because of the nerves , and has had a lot of trouble sleeping so is really exhausted . The pain killers he is on at the moment have helped him a lot , but the pain is still there in some form at all times . Despite that , he never complained and was so calm and waiting on &NAME that it really humbled me . He has such a strong faith in the &NAME that even the horriblest shock as this has been has not shaken it . We are hoping and praying that it will not turn out to be as serious as it at present seems , and that he can be treated and cured of this horrid thing . I 'm asking you all to remember &NAME in your prayers . I often find that I lack faith in the power of prayer , but we have to pray about it : there is nothing else to do . &NAME will listen . Well , I must go now . Sorry to be so sombre , but I ca n't help it . I 'm going to &NAME with &NAME on Thursday , so that should be a nice break . I 've not flown for ages so it 's all rather exciting . Hope you are all having fun , love you all , &NAME xxxxxx Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: &NAME sounds lovely Hi &NAME ! Thanks for your postcard ! It sounds as though you were beginning to have a great holiday in &NAME . Was the rest of it as good ? What have you been up to since you returned ? I just got back last night . I had a lovely holiday in &NAME &NAME , and I sent you a postcard , which you might hopefully get before you go back to &NAME ! I have been revising organic chemistry for a week ( this is the first time in my life I 've studied the topic , which is about a third of my degree , and I 'm pleased to say I am enjoying it and it is rather interesting ! ) . I have also been moping over the demise of &NAME and the ascendancy of &NAME . Oh dear , change again . &NAME really ought to have tried harder . The mass populace ( &NAME ) thinks she 's old and past-it . &NAME seems to have all the appeal these days . Well , today I had a lazy morning as I was tired from &NUM hours travelling yesterday - we did n't get home until &NAME last night . I then did a small amount of studying this afternoon . I am shortly going outside ( it 's very windy weather , but otherwise pleasant ) to build a step up to our house . I will be using cement for the first time in my life ! &NAME to hear from you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Email &NAME &NAME ! Hi ! How are you this morning ? Do you have any flowers in your sitting room ? If so , what colour are they ? I 'm looking forward to term starting again ! " 'very exciting to see &NAME &NAME from the air . " - &NAME ! I saw it last summer too , but not from the air ! I 'm sorry to hear about your brother in law . I will pray for him and your sister . &NAME is very challenging . " What 's the secret &NAME ? How can you enjoy revision ? I want to know . Revision is driving me nuts , and I 've hardly done any ! " - Well , to be honest ( no change there ) it 's not strictly 'revision " . You see , I 've never actually understood , or acknowledged the existence of , these topics previously . Hence , I am on a journey of academic delight . " How 's the step ? " - I discovered that our cement has been left outside through our &NUM degrees &NAME winter , so naturally it is rock solid ! We had to buy some new stuff and I have not yet got around to building it . " When are you back in &NAME ? I 'm going on Friday , and spending Saturday writing up my &NAME project . I am DETERMINED to get it done then . " - I 'll be back in &NAME at about 11am on Saturday . ( At last : somebody who actually answers questions in e-mails ! - even before I ask them ! ) I really hope you get your &NAME done on Saturday . &NAME is back in &NAME doing it already - he e-mailed my yesterday . Well , this afternoon I have an interview for a possible summer job in a grain-testing laboratory . Oh dear , I 'm not looking forward to it ! Last night I watched the first episode in the new series of Voyager ! It was great . The doctor 's ethical sub-routines had been deleted and he was extracting information from &NUM of &NUM 's neural network . While he was performing this delicate operation he sung a little song : " the orticular node 's connected to the sensory node , the sensory node 's connected to the " It was very amusing . I think I shall look back over some e-mails " I spent Monday and Tuesday going through my room with a pitchfork " - &NAME Need I say any more ? " You are quite welcome to pass on my sentiments to &NAME &NAME . I expect &NUM very grovelling e-mails to arrive in my inbox within the next few days ! Pigs might fly . &NAME might be dead . The sun might shine in &NAME . It might be summer . &NAME might tell the truth . You and &NAME might still be my friends . " - &NAME As nice as ever . " I urge you : if you see this guy , do not approach him . He is highly dangerous . You should call the police at once . " - &NAME , regarding &NAME &NAME : we 'd rather tell you in person . " ' I am not a sheep . " - You said this &NUM times : obviously in a state of denial , are n't you &NAME ? " - &NAME No. I AM NOT A SHEEP ! " How would you define Prayer ? " - &NAME Let 's start with the simple questions . " &CHAR &NAME feels good when he can solve his problems on his own in his cave . " - &NAME &NAME I remind you that this is earth - not &NAME . " I have the ability to pass through a 2-inch thick wooden door . " - &NAME Of course you have , that 's perfectly normal now just let me get this tranquilliser gun " I am a sweet and innocent girl who is constantly teased and led-on by manipulative boys , who get kicks out of winding me up . " - &NAME &CHAR lovely story ! You should get it published . " &NAME is quite sane as far as I am aware . " - &NAME Okay I lied . " We are strange . " - &NAME , regarding his flatmates What can I say ? That was fun ! Records are so useful ! I have all e-mails on record since last July . We have written &NUM , &NUM words . Many words , with many extremely amusing incidents and quotes . Well , I must do something practical and useful this morning See you , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME sounds lovely hello &NAME ! Thanks for your postcard ! It sounds as though you were beginning to have a great holiday in &NAME . Was the rest of it as good ? - really good ! ! I loved every minute of it , and the plane did n't crash - so I 'm here to tell the tale ! I ca n't remember which day I sent your postcard , so am not sure what I told you about . Well , here 's a quick low-down : &NAME - flew there : very exciting to see &NAME &NAME from the air , and we had lots of exciting turbulence too ! &NAME - went to the beaches nearby , and explored &NAME &NAME Sat - hired bikes and cycled round the coast . Got soaked as it rained . &NAME - went to the Anglican service in a little chapel at the old monastry in &NAME &NAME . Really nice . Spent the afternoon reading some of " &NAME for Today " by the pool . Mon - got a local bus service to the capital : &NAME . Really wierd place . Half occupied by the Turks . The city is split in &NUM and &NAME peace keeping troops maintain a buffer zone between the &NUM parts . All very strange . &NAME - supposed to go on a Jeep safari trip to the &NAME mountains . Got up to meet the Jeep for &NUM , but after waiting an hour we gave up and managed to contact the bloke we booked it through . He investigated it and found that the company had mixed the dates and though we were booking for the wed instead . So , we spent the &NAME in getting the bus to &NAME ( nearby city which we flew to ) and exploring round there . Wed - got our Jeep safari to the &NAME ! ! Was really really good . Stopped off at different places to see the sights of &NAME etc. Was a really lovely day : but very long ! ! We got up at &NUM ( the eqivalent of &NUM British time ) and I never slept again until &NUM pm on the Thursday ! ! ! ! Our flight out of &NAME was at 12.55pm on the Wed , so we were up all night travelling . It was impossible to sleep on the plane as it was so exciting and there is so little room to relax . Got into &NAME at 3.30am and then had to get the train to &NAME &NAME and hang about for our &NUM train home to &NAME . Got back at 11am and spent the rest of the day shopping for my mam 's birthday present ! ! What have you been up to since you returned ? I just got back last night . - lazed around like a bit of a zombie on Friday . Went to &NAME on Sat . Was Mam 's birthday and we went to see &NAME and &NAME to celebrate it with them . Rather horrid news on the &NAME front . He has been diagnosed as having lung cancer , and it is spreading : has invaded his nerves and also invaded a rib . Looks pretty bad , but he is going into hospital on Wed to have an operation on Thursday . They are going to open him up to try and find out more about the cancer , and hopefully to remove some of it too . Then he 'll start having kemo- ( if that 's how you spell it ) and radiotherapy . They have warned him that the effects of this could be rather nasty and he is likely to be quite ill from it . &NAME &NAME . I feel so cross and angry that such a wonderful and loving guy , who has looked after his body and never done anything to encourage it ( like smoking ) should get such a nasty thing as lung cancer . Very challenging stuff for my faith , I can tell you . I love him very dearly , and to see him and &NAME suffering and being so brave about it is really heart-renching and also very humbling . They have such a strong faith - it is a real example , and I 've learnt a lot from their witness . Please pray for them both . I truly believe he can be cured , and that &NAME will hear our desperate cries . But , if not , then we 'll just have to accept that its &NAME 's will , and &NAME 's will be done . At present though , it 's &NUM day at a time . . . ... Sunday was nice . Got a &NAME &NAME egg . Shocking : that was n't the best bit ! ! Our morning service was lovely , and then we had the Sword family ( &NAME , &NAME and their sons &NAME and &NAME ) back to ours for lunch . Then in the evening service we had a few visitors who are from a men 's hostel in the area . An inmate had died this week and dad had invited his friends to come to church . &NUM guy who came was the dead man 's room mate and was really cut up about it . He was pretty gone with drink , but was realy to listen attentively to dad 's sermon , and kept shouting out questions to dad about his grief and what did &NAME care etc. Dad did an impromtu sermon alteration and focused a lot upon the love of &NAME and how &NAME understands and itentifies with our feelings and emotions as he was a man with feelings too . It was great , and the guy seemed to like what he heard . He said he 'd come back too . ... hopefully in a bit more of a sober state then ! Yesterday we went to &NAME again ! ! This time to &NAME . Very nice . &NAME today ! I had a lovely holiday in &NAME &NAME , and I sent you a postcard , which you might hopefully get before you go back to &NAME ! ooh goody ! Glad you had a nice time . Have n't got the postcard yet . Our post has been really weird recently . We sent mam and dad several postcards from &NAME and none of them had arrive by the time we got back . One of them came on friday , but that was one which was written after the first few : which are still to arrive . Bugs in the system ! I have been revising organic chemistry for a week . . . ... and I 'm pleased to say I am enjoying it ... what 's the secret &NAME ? How can you enjoye revision ? I want to know . Revision is driving me nuts , and I 've hardly done any ! I have also been moping over the demise of &NAME and the ascendancy of &NAME . Oh dear , change again . &NAME really ought to have tried harder . The mass populace ( &NAME ) thinks she 's old and past-it . &NAME seems to have all the appeal these days . - yes . &NAME told me he was getting a new lap-top . So , he 's named the thing &NAME has he ? How 's the step ? When are you back in &NAME ? I 'm going on Friday , and spending Saturday writing up my &NAME project . I am DETERMINED to get it done then . Well , I really have spent far too long writing emails . My &NAME is feebly calling for my return . Bye for now , &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : Email &NAME &NAME , Do you have any flowers in your sitting room ? If so , what colour are they ? - yes , we do . They are a mixture of red and white carnations : still surviving from Mothers &NAME ! ! I seriously recommend &NAME carnations - they last for ages . I 'm sorry to hear about your brother in law . I will pray for him and your sister . Suffering is very challenging . - yes . Understatement of the year ! ! &NAME is in hospital this very moment . I think he had his operation this morning , and we 're waiting to find out how it went . to be honest ( no change there ) it 's not strictly 'revision " . You see , I 've never actually understood , or acknowledged the existence of , these topics previously . Hence , I am on a journey of academic delight . - &NAME , as far as I am concerned , that is revision ! ! ! ! ! Well , actually , I have acknowledged the existence of most of the topics I study , I 've just not understood , or tried much to understand , them . I really hope you get your &NAME done on Saturday . &NAME is back in &NAME doing it already - he e-mailed me yesterday . arrrrgghhhh ! ! ! ! That makes me feel awful . Hey , I read this email yesterday , and I immediately decided I had to try and get some of my project done today : so I 've done about &NUM words of it ! ! ! ! However , I 've smashed up against another brick wall , but am confident ( &NUM ) that I 'll be able to climb over it with the aid of a PC and Microfit statistics package . Well , this afternoon I have an interview for a possible summer job in a grain-testing laboratory . Oh dear , I 'm not looking forward to it ! - then why go for it ? ? Need the dosh . Join the club . I have no idea what I 'm going to do in the summer : hopefully I can make loads of cards and promote them somehow - but I guess that 's all pie in the sky , pigs might fly , &NAME might tell the truth , stuff . &NAME testing sounds a bit funny ! ! I think I shall look back over some e-mails . . . . ... - most amusing &NAME ! I ca n't quite believe that we 've written &NUM , &NUM words of total nonsense : it has to be a record ! ! Like &NAME , I stand by all my quotes . There 's a difference though : Mine are better . " I am a sweet and innocent girl who is constantly teased and led-on by manipulative boys , who get kicks out of winding me up . " - &NAME &CHAR lovely story ! You should get it published . - maybe I will . That was fun ! Records are so useful ! I have all e-mails on record since last July . We have written &NUM , &NUM words . Many words , with many extremely amusing incidents and quotes . - &NAME , what are you going to do when you leave &NAME and have your email account terminated ? ? You 'd better prepare by downloading them onto disk ! ! Or have you already done that ? &NAME , I 'm off to pack . Back to &NAME tomorrow morning , slave at the computer all afternoon , and then finish the wretched project by the end of saturday . THAT is my plan . &NAME &NAME , see you Saturday sometime , &NAME &NAME : I am shocked that you have asked no questions regarding &NAME and his link to my " expedition " to &NAME . Well , I have nothing to report . &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ... whatever , do not appear to exist in &NAME . I did n't see a single one my entire time there . They do have pigeons though : joy of all joys . However , I can inform you that &NAME is alive and well , and mastering the art of disguising himself as a &NAME 's &NAME icecream . When we went to &NAME last Saturday , I saw him in the &NAME area . He was near the &NAME 's opposite my sister 's house , and was having a right old struggle trying to get his head inside the &NAME tub . Obviously there was something rather exciting in the bottom of it , as it was worthwhile him getting the thing somewhat stuck on his head ! He had to have a minor fit to get it off . Poor old &NAME . &NAME : got your postcard this morning : the sheep on the front is very amusing . In a state of denial again there , were n't you ? ? ? ! ! ! &NAME hee Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: I 'm Alive ! Hi &NAME ! I am not in a state of denial . Thanks for your e-mail . I 'm excited about getting back to &NAME . Did you know , I 'm alive ! Is n't it amazing ? ! I 'm human ( this seems to make me very happy at present ) . Hope your &NAME is progressing . Are you happily back in your flat ? See you tomorrow sometime . &NAME SUBJECT: hello &NAME &NAME . Ai n't seen you for a while . Funny how I seem to talk to you more in the holidays than during term time ! ! &NAME work has been going ok for you . I have managed to get quite a bit done despite all the worry over &NAME . He is going to see the cancer specialist tomorrow , so hopefully that will set his treatment in motion . Heard that you tried to beat up &NAME &NAME last night . We heard the thumps . I was shocked , amazed and rather impressed ! ! See you , &NAME SUBJECT: &NUM hi &NAME . I have &NUM folders for my emails . Beat that ! Have a good day , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NUM It was about the &NUM e-mails ! &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , what is that supposed to mean ? ? ? And have you not checked your email for days or something ? I 've been expecting a reply for ages . You 're going away tonight are n't you ? Well , if I do n't see you , have a fun weekend . &NAME the step is still there . Bye for now . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME wrote : hi &NAME . I have &NUM folders for my emails . Beat that ! Have a good day , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NUM &NAME , what is that supposed to mean ? ? ? And have you not checked your email for days or something ? I 've been expecting a reply for ages . You 're going away tonight are n't you ? Well , if I do n't see you , have a fun weekend . &NAME the step is still there . Bye for now . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME wrote : hi &NAME . I have &NUM folders for my emails . Beat that ! Have a good day , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NUM obviously . And it was &NUM folders , not &NUM emails . Are you working ? I am trying to get my &NAME project totally finished . I have no idea how to draw graphs on Microfit . Pants . &NAME . I 'm not supposed to say that . CU , RU &NAME wrote : It was about the &NUM e-mails ! &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , what is that supposed to mean ? ? ? And have you not checked your email for days or something ? I 've been expecting a reply for ages . You 're going away tonight are n't you ? Well , if I do n't see you , have a fun weekend . &NAME the step is still there . Bye for now . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME wrote : hi &NAME . I have &NUM folders for my emails . Beat that ! Have a good day , &NAME SUBJECT: hi hello &NAME ! ! SUBJECT: Re : hi Devious ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! You scandalous young lady ! &NAME &NAME wrote : hello &NAME ! ! SUBJECT: Try this Hi &NAME , This is wierd . It actually worked ... SUBJECT: Re : Try this that 's bizzare ! It worked for me too . Mmmmm. ... But I 'm not normal . See ya , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Try this I did n't think you 'd like being predictable ! &NAME &NAME wrote : that 's bizzare ! It worked for me too . Mmmmm. ... But I 'm not normal . See ya , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Try this Howdy &NAME ! Well , actually , I do n't mind being predictable ( that much ) . Hope your revision ( if you ARE revising ) is going well . Mine is just NOT happening . I had the " joy " of filling in &NUM blue slips this morning . &NAME &NAME and our cupboard door will be better for it . Have fun . Work hard . Do n't get bored . Yawn . See ya . &NAME ( of the &NAME &NAME &NAME variety ) SUBJECT: Re : howdy ! Hi &NAME ! ! ! Email back ! &NAME &NAME dear boys ! How are you this not-so-fine-as-yesterday-but-starting-to-cheer-up-and-looking-hopeful day ? ? I am feeling tired , bored with the European Economies , have an itchy eye ( for some unknown reason ) , and really need to go and hand in my &NAME project ( at LAST ! ! ! ) . Did you enjoy the college photo yesterday ? I got really sore knees and &NUM very unattractive damp patches on my skirt from kneeling on the damp grass . It was fun though . I like it when all the college gets together like that . I also had my footy photo . Very bizzare . &NAME &NAME seemed to be the centre of attention on it ( ! ) . Hey , listen . I 'm sorry about the other night . Laying into the way your flat works is not right . I should n't have said some of the things that I did . It 's not fair onto you guys and makes things uncomfortable . I hope I did n't spoil the evening in any way . I should have learnt that from past experience . . ... but lets not go into that ! Suffice it to say that I was very tired , feeling stressed and antisocial . ... such a combination of dodgy factors is bound to make me say things I usually would n't. It 's not that I think I was talking nonsense ... I think I pretty much meant everything I said ... perhaps just the way I said it etc was not too good . I do n't think it was anyway , whatever you think about it . So , I apologise . You have permission to kick me if I ever go off into " critisise &NAME &CHAR " mode again . I love you all to bits so should n't moan about you all . I think my big problem ( well , actually , its not really a problem ... its good ) is that I have a very strong sense of right and wrong , and am not afraid to say so either . This can get me into trouble , as it annoys people and makes me seem JUDGEMENTAL . mmmm . . ... It also means that I get annoyed with others when they carry on in a way I think ( and even know , sometimes ) is wrong . I think I need to learn to balance this asset of mine ( ooooh , the economics jargon comes in handy sometimes ! ) with a lot more patience and understanding that we are not perfect , and just as others do silly things , so do &NAME Just now , I am feeling like &NAME &NAME ( &NAME and Prejudice heroine ... if you did n't know - not sure of &NAME boy has seen it ! ) when she said : " the more I see of the world , the more I am dissatisfied with it " . The ways of the world bug me . Well , not all of them . I am still a very worldly person . But , certain aspects of worldly life annoy me . . . ... it all kind of comes into perspective when someone you know and love is suffering . When I was talking to &NAME he was talking about the trials of this life , and how the more we see of them , the more we look forward to heaven and the peace that we shall experience there . I 'm feeling a bit like that just now . But , we have our time in this world , and should make what we can out of it - in living for &NAME , obviously . So , we have to put up with annoying things in this world ( by the way , I 'm not thinking about your flat here ... just to get that one straight ) , and build our character and relationship with &NAME to enable us to do so . OK , end of lecture and waffle . I get carried away sometimes ... as if you did n't know ! I really must go to the department now . &NAME . . . ... end of &NAME ! ( apart from the small matter of the exam . ... but we 'll not talk about that just now ! ) OK , see yous later , lf &NAME SUBJECT: howdy ! &NAME dear boys ! How are you this not-so-fine-as-yesterday-but-starting-to-cheer-up-and-looking-hopeful day ? ? I am feeling tired , bored with the European Economies , have an itchy eye ( for some unknown reason ) , and really need to go and hand in my &NAME project ( at LAST ! ! ! ) . Did you enjoy the college photo yesterday ? I got really sore knees and &NUM very unattractive damp patches on my skirt from kneeling on the damp grass . It was fun though . I like it when all the college gets together like that . I also had my footy photo . Very bizzare . &NAME &NAME seemed to be the centre of attention on it ( ! ) . Hey , listen . I 'm sorry about the other night . Laying into the way your flat works is not right . I should n't have said some of the things that I did . It 's not fair onto you guys and makes things uncomfortable . I hope I did n't spoil the evening in any way . I should have learnt that from past experience . . ... but lets not go into that ! Suffice it to say that I was very tired , feeling stressed and antisocial . ... such a combination of dodgy factors is bound to make me say things I usually would n't. It 's not that I think I was talking nonsense ... I think I pretty much meant everything I said ... perhaps just the way I said it etc was not too good . I do n't think it was anyway , whatever you think about it . So , I apologise . You have permission to kick me if I ever go off into " critisise &NAME &CHAR " mode again . I love you all to bits so should n't moan about you all . I think my big problem ( well , actually , its not really a problem ... its good ) is that I have a very strong sense of right and wrong , and am not afraid to say so either . This can get me into trouble , as it annoys people and makes me seem JUDGEMENTAL . mmmm . . ... It also means that I get annoyed with others when they carry on in a way I think ( and even know , sometimes ) is wrong . I think I need to learn to balance this asset of mine ( ooooh , the economics jargon comes in handy sometimes ! ) with a lot more patience and understanding that we are not perfect , and just as others do silly things , so do &NAME Just now , I am feeling like &NAME &NAME ( &NAME and Prejudice heroine ... if you did n't know - not sure of &NAME boy has seen it ! ) when she said : " the more I see of the world , the more I am dissatisfied with it " . The ways of the world bug me . Well , not all of them . I am still a very worldly person . But , certain aspects of worldly life annoy me . . . ... it all kind of comes into perspective when someone you know and love is suffering . When I was talking to &NAME he was talking about the trials of this life , and how the more we see of them , the more we look forward to heaven and the peace that we shall experience there . I 'm feeling a bit like that just now . But , we have our time in this world , and should make what we can out of it - in living for &NAME , obviously . So , we have to put up with annoying things in this world ( by the way , I 'm not thinking about your flat here ... just to get that one straight ) , and build our character and relationship with &NAME to enable us to do so . OK , end of lecture and waffle . I get carried away sometimes ... as if you did n't know ! I really must go to the department now . &NAME . . . ... end of &NAME ! ( apart from the small matter of the exam . ... but we 'll not talk about that just now ! ) OK , see yous later , lf &NAME SUBJECT: Re : howdy ! &NAME , email back ? &NAME , did n't get your email in time - so unless you 're still online : the conversation 's up ! Are you revising ? I 've just given up ! You can tell things are getting desperate when I check my email again only &NUM mins since I logged off ! Oh dear . Well , I have just reassessed my timetable for pre- and during exams . I think I should be able to scrape through . Where do I get the motivation from matey ? I need help . I 'm cracking up . Are you getting worried ? Yes , &NAME 's lost it ! OK , YOU email back if you get this in time ! C' ya , &NAME &NAME On &NAME , &NUM May &NUM , &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME ! ! ! Email back ! &NAME &NAME dear boys ! How are you this not-so-fine-as-yesterday-but-starting-to-cheer-up-and-looking-hopeful day ? ? I am feeling tired , bored with the European Economies , have an itchy eye ( for some unknown reason ) , and really need to go and hand in my &NAME project ( at LAST ! ! ! ) . Did you enjoy the college photo yesterday ? I got really sore knees and &NUM very unattractive damp patches on my skirt from kneeling on the damp grass . It was fun though . I like it when all the college gets together like that . I also had my footy photo . Very bizzare . &NAME &NAME seemed to be the centre of attention on it ( ! ) . Hey , listen . I 'm sorry about the other night . Laying into the way your flat works is not right . I should n't have said some of the things that I did . It 's not fair onto you guys and makes things uncomfortable . I hope I did n't spoil the evening in any way . I should have learnt that from past experience . . ... but lets not go into that ! Suffice it to say that I was very tired , feeling stressed and antisocial . ... such a combination of dodgy factors is bound to make me say things I usually would n't. It 's not that I think I was talking nonsense ... I think I pretty much meant everything I said ... perhaps just the way I said it etc was not too good . I do n't think it was anyway , whatever you think about it . So , I apologise . You have permission to kick me if I ever go off into " critisise &NAME &CHAR " mode again . I love you all to bits so should n't moan about you all . I think my big problem ( well , actually , its not really a problem ... its good ) is that I have a very strong sense of right and wrong , and am not afraid to say so either . This can get me into trouble , as it annoys people and makes me seem JUDGEMENTAL . mmmm . . ... It also means that I get annoyed with others when they carry on in a way I think ( and even know , sometimes ) is wrong . I think I need to learn to balance this asset of mine ( ooooh , the economics jargon comes in handy sometimes ! ) with a lot more patience and understanding that we are not perfect , and just as others do silly things , so do &NAME Just now , I am feeling like &NAME &NAME ( &NAME and Prejudice heroine ... if you did n't know - not sure of &NAME boy has seen it ! ) when she said : " the more I see of the world , the more I am dissatisfied with it " . The ways of the world bug me . Well , not all of them . I am still a very worldly person . But , certain aspects of worldly life annoy me . . . ... it all kind of comes into perspective when someone you know and love is suffering . When I was talking to &NAME he was talking about the trials of this life , and how the more we see of them , the more we look forward to heaven and the peace that we shall experience there . I 'm feeling a bit like that just now . But , we have our time in this world , and should make what we can out of it - in living for &NAME , obviously . So , we have to put up with annoying things in this world ( by the way , I 'm not thinking about your flat here ... just to get that one straight ) , and build our character and relationship with &NAME to enable us to do so . OK , end of lecture and waffle . I get carried away sometimes ... as if you did n't know ! I really must go to the department now . &NAME . . . ... end of &NAME ! ( apart from the small matter of the exam . ... but we 'll not talk about that just now ! ) OK , see yous later , lf &NAME SUBJECT: Re : howdy ! I 'm signing off now . Have had no reply so guess you are not there ( boo hoo ) . from a rather bored &NAME On &NAME , &NUM May &NUM , &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME ! ! ! Email back ! &NAME &NAME dear boys ! How are you this not-so-fine-as-yesterday-but-starting-to-cheer-up-and-looking-hopeful day ? ? I am feeling tired , bored with the European Economies , have an itchy eye ( for some unknown reason ) , and really need to go and hand in my &NAME project ( at LAST ! ! ! ) . Did you enjoy the college photo yesterday ? I got really sore knees and &NUM very unattractive damp patches on my skirt from kneeling on the damp grass . It was fun though . I like it when all the college gets together like that . I also had my footy photo . Very bizzare . &NAME &NAME seemed to be the centre of attention on it ( ! ) . Hey , listen . I 'm sorry about the other night . Laying into the way your flat works is not right . I should n't have said some of the things that I did . It 's not fair onto you guys and makes things uncomfortable . I hope I did n't spoil the evening in any way . I should have learnt that from past experience . . ... but lets not go into that ! Suffice it to say that I was very tired , feeling stressed and antisocial . ... such a combination of dodgy factors is bound to make me say things I usually would n't. It 's not that I think I was talking nonsense ... I think I pretty much meant everything I said ... perhaps just the way I said it etc was not too good . I do n't think it was anyway , whatever you think about it . So , I apologise . You have permission to kick me if I ever go off into " critisise &NAME &CHAR " mode again . I love you all to bits so should n't moan about you all . I think my big problem ( well , actually , its not really a problem ... its good ) is that I have a very strong sense of right and wrong , and am not afraid to say so either . This can get me into trouble , as it annoys people and makes me seem JUDGEMENTAL . mmmm . . ... It also means that I get annoyed with others when they carry on in a way I think ( and even know , sometimes ) is wrong . I think I need to learn to balance this asset of mine ( ooooh , the economics jargon comes in handy sometimes ! ) with a lot more patience and understanding that we are not perfect , and just as others do silly things , so do &NAME Just now , I am feeling like &NAME &NAME ( &NAME and Prejudice heroine ... if you did n't know - not sure of &NAME boy has seen it ! ) when she said : " the more I see of the world , the more I am dissatisfied with it " . The ways of the world bug me . Well , not all of them . I am still a very worldly person . But , certain aspects of worldly life annoy me . . . ... it all kind of comes into perspective when someone you know and love is suffering . When I was talking to &NAME he was talking about the trials of this life , and how the more we see of them , the more we look forward to heaven and the peace that we shall experience there . I 'm feeling a bit like that just now . But , we have our time in this world , and should make what we can out of it - in living for &NAME , obviously . So , we have to put up with annoying things in this world ( by the way , I 'm not thinking about your flat here ... just to get that one straight ) , and build our character and relationship with &NAME to enable us to do so . OK , end of lecture and waffle . I get carried away sometimes ... as if you did n't know ! I really must go to the department now . &NAME . . . ... end of &NAME ! ( apart from the small matter of the exam . ... but we 'll not talk about that just now ! ) OK , see yous later , lf &NAME SUBJECT: Re : howdy ! Hey &NAME ! hope you are working hard and understanding the complex and crazy subject of chemistry better than I am understanding the somewhat boring and silly subject of Economics . Actually , I have had a rather productive morning : I discovered all about a hole which has developed in the ceiling of &NAME &NAME 's library . The librarian was inspecting it after the cleaners discovered it . Then the Principle came and had a neb at it too . Then &NAME &NAME , then the maintainance men ... all very interesting . Hmmm. . . ... Other than that I think I have managed to knock SOME accounting theories and concepts into my head . Just as well . Last night I explored the Bible for stuff on judgement . I liked ( well , I think I liked all of them , but especially ) these &NUM : &NAME said : " As I hear , I judge , and my judgement is righteous , because I do not seek my own will but the will of the Father " ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) - as we are called to be like &NAME , should n't we try to do the same ? ? " He who is spiritual judges all things " ( &NUM &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) " Judge with righteous judgement " ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) - problem is , we ( well , I know I do ) often end up judging with SELF-righteous judgement . THAT is not good ! As for rebuke and all that , I discoverd some great wisdom in &NAME ( a well good book ! ! ) " He who rebukes a man will find more favour afterward than he who flatters with the tongue " ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) " Open rebuke is better than love carefully concealed " ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) Thought I 'd just share those thoughts with you ! ! Hope you are having lots of fun and being a good boy . I am trying very hard not to be scandalous . &NAME , see you later , &NAME &NAME 'sometimes being pushed to the wall gives you the momentum necessary to get over it " SUBJECT: Oh ! Oh , it 's good to be alive ! ! ! SUBJECT: hello &NAME all , as probably all of you know , my sister &NAME 's husband , &NAME , has got cancer . He is starting his chemotherapy treatment today . Please pray that he will be kept safe and that the treatment will be effective . Please could you also pray for &NAME , who is having to cope with all this stress as well as carry on with her teaching . &NAME will be in hospital for the next &NUM days , so &NAME will be by herself at home , and is not looking forward to it . They 've only been married &NUM months , so it 's really tough for them facing such a trial so soon into their life together . Thanks to all those of you who have taken the time to sit and chat with me about the whole thing . I really appreciate it and see it as such a blessing from &NAME to have such loving friends . Thanks also to all of you for your prayers so far . As &NAME said in a recent email : " We greatly appreciate your prayers - and they are being answered , as we are kept by &NAME 's grace and experience the peace which really does pass all understanding " . &NAME , better go - revision is calling ! Hope you all have a good day , love &NAME xx SUBJECT: Hello ! Hi &NAME ! Are you having a good day ? I worked for &NUM hours this morning and am impressed with myself . I am now collecting some marks from the chemistry department , but it 's closed for lunch so I 'm checking my email . Hope you are well . See you later . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hello ! Hi &NAME , I too am ratherimpressed with myself at present . Have spent the last &NUM days lounging around in the glorious sunshine on the grass nearthe allotments : REVISING ! ! ! I have done pretty well and am starting to feel rather confident . &NAME oh . &NAME not be a good sign . Oh well . So , what were your Chemistry marks ? ? I am well . I 'm still thrilled to be alive . I think I 'm sunburnt . See ya later mate , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM May &NUM , &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME ! Are you having a good day ? I worked for &NUM hours this morning and am impressed with myself . I am now collecting some marks from the chemistry department , but it 's closed for lunch so I 'm checking my email . Hope you are well . See you later . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hello ! &NAME , just had 1st exam . Could go either way . Went OK I THINK ! Whatever ! Back to revision now . Blasted European ! ( &NUM sound like &NAME &CHAR ) Have fun ( it is possible ! ) lf &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME ! Are you having a good day ? I worked for &NUM hours this morning and am impressed with myself . I am now collecting some marks from the chemistry department , but it 's closed for lunch so I 'm checking my email . Hope you are well . See you later . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hello ! I had an exam this morning , so that makes &NUM that I 've had so far : &NUM to go . I am not a happy &NAME following this morning 's experience . Most disappointing , traumatic and depressing . I think I have done really badly . No , scrub that : I KNOW I have done really badly . However , it is a comfort to think that I can get away with doing badly in &NUM or &NUM - although my standards will not allow me to be satisfied with this . Oh dear . What am I like ? Well , having said that I 'd spend this afternoon 'recovering " - ie dossing around , I have actually done quite a bit . After you brought down &NAME 's cup , we watched &NAME ( so cheesy ! ) and then I read through my ( pants - although I did n't say that did I ? ! ) management notes . Then I had a quick squint at &NAME , got even more depressed and so printed out some more pictures for cards . I am now in college checking and writing emails , and will return to the messy abode soon to make some cards and probably watch some trashy TV . OK , see you later - hope your exam went a lot better than mine ! &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , I am bored with revision ! I have an exam tomorrow and another on Friday and I 'd much rather not - well , who would ? ! How many exams do you have left ? See you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: You 've received a Greeting Card ! Hello ! &WEBSITE ! You can view your card at : &WEBSITE You 'll be able to view this card for the next &NUM days . We hope you like it ! &WEBSITE The &NAME 's Largest Poster and Print Store ! &WEBSITE &WEBSITE ! To receive this discount , use the following coupon while ordering ( expires June &NUM , &NUM ) : 364-F76-5L4 Click to send your own e-card : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: exams should be abolished hey ! I 'm in the big scary library ! Had to return some books today ( or else I 'd start getting nasty emails and accumulating fines ) . I have resolved to work very hard today . That 's why I have done virtually nothing up to now . Not good . I did hardly anything yesterday afternoon either . Oh , this is getting bad . OK , so I 've returned my books , have got &NUM more out ( &NAME : urgh ! ) and am now going to head off home to do an hour or so of work before having my lunch . Then I intend to work really well this afternoon . I lack motivation . Oh , woe is me ! Perhaps this will help : &NAME , you screwed up your accounting yesterday , and have no chance of getting anything higher than a &NUM in it . &NAME and European both depend wholey upon the exam , and you have no idea how you did in them . Probably pretty bad too . You messed up your &NAME project by missing out some vital stuff which means you 've probably got no higher than a &NUM in that : means you have to get a high &NUM in the exam to pull up the grade . Oh , it 's not working . Yes it is . I 'm scared ! Arrgh ! ! &NAME , back to work , see ya , &NAME PS - I got your text message at &NUM last night after I 'd been to the cinema with &NAME . The silly thing was , the time on the message was &NUM &NUM ! ! &NAME . Are you getting lost in a wierd time-warp ? SUBJECT: Hello ! Dear &NAME , I am bored with revision ! I have an exam tomorrow and another on Friday and I 'd much rather not - well , who would ? ! How many exams do you have left ? See you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : [ Fwd : Fwd : [ Fwd : [ Fwd : [ Fwd : &NAME Game ] ] ] ] ] From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : [ Fwd : [ Fwd : [ Fwd : &NAME Game ] ] ] &NAME : &NAME , &NUM May &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Well , we all need some light entertainment ! &CHAR little fun to help with the mid-term stresses of work ... Apparently &NUM secs is the time to beat ... &WEBSITE / Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: A message for &NAME Dear &NAME , Hello ! Did you get home safely ? What have you been doing today ? I 've been in the library , and am very bored . I did go and collect my photos this morning though . You know the film I found in my car ? Well , it 's most peculiar ... The entire film contained pictures of a youth dressed suspiciously like &NAME &NAME climbing trees , hanging from branches , etc. He had ragged trousers , needed to shower , and could have done with a good haircut . It is very very peculiar ! Anyway , it 's quite lonely being in the flat without anyone else . I 'm very much looking forward to going home now ! There are a few photos of you in my film , &NUM or &NUM of which you may not like as much as others . There are some amusing one of our flat also . I do hope you are well , and that your hay fever is not so bad . E-mail me soon ! Very best wishes , &NAME &NAME &NAME this is a short e-mail ; I have nothing to write about . SUBJECT: Re : A message from &NAME &CHAR scruffy &NAME &NAME hanging from trees ? ? ? What on earth ? ? ? ! ! Very weird . Nothing to do with me ( phew ! ) Have been very busy these past &NUM days with trying to get all my stuff sorted . Having managed to get it all in the car I was feeling quite pleased with myself and imagining I had less junk than I 'd supposed . Then I got home and saw my room . I have disposed of that much stuff it is incredible , and there are several boxes of stuff waiting to go to &NAME : quality stuff , I hasten to add : I just do n't have need for it or use it any more . It has still been really hot : until now . There is not an inch of blue sky to be seen anywhere , and a gale is whipping up . &NAME , tut , it looks like rain . Well , I am almost finished with sorting my room . I am taking a break now to email and to print out some minutes for one of my dad 's many committees . Hmmm. . ... &NAME , better go . May go into town with my mam this afternoon to buy some paint for the bathroom . &NAME . . ... projects ! see ya , &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Another message for &NAME Hi &NAME ! Yes , they were very weird pictures ! " I have disposed of that much stuff it is incredible , and there are several boxes of stuff waiting to go to &NAME : quality stuff , I hasten to add : I just do n't have need for it or use it any more . " - Yes , I 'm sure it was quality stuff . You do have an awful lot of stuff ! It has been really hot here in &NAME too . As you were writing your e-mail ... " It has still been really hot : until now . There is not an inch of blue sky to be seen anywhere , and a gale is whipping up . &NAME , tut , it looks like rain . " I was thinking the same thing , but it seems to be hot and sunny again , &NUM hours later . " &NAME , better go . May go into town with my mam this afternoon to buy some paint for the bathroom . &NAME . . ... projects ! " - I 've just bought a library photocopying card for the first time ! Who would believe a &NUM year had to ask where the photocopying machines were ! I 've also bought the soundtrack to " The Sound of Music " this afternoon and I 'm looking forward to listening to it this evening . But first , work ! My dissertation is coming along nicely - I think . I got a little shock when I logged on to the computers here in the library &NUM minutes ago . They'renow light purple ! I mean the background it ; instead of that turquise-green colour . It 's a nice change . The attached &NAME file is a picture of the new desktop if it interests you in any way ... Oh well , I hope you e-mail me again soon and thank you for this e-mail it has brightened up my day - although the sun was making it pretty bright anyway . I 've also been to college this morning and finally SEEN MY ROOM ! ! ! It 's reasonably large , has a nice view ( or will have when they take the scaffolding outside the chapel down ) , has a fireplace , lots of cupboards , etc. I 'm fairly pleased . Well , see you soon . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: There is no subject &NAME &NAME , How are you this week ? I do hope you are well and having an enjoyable holiday . You have not e-mailed me for quite a long time . Oh well , goodbye . &NAME SUBJECT: Voyager is the only subject Hi &NAME ! I 'm glad to hear you 're still alive and enjoying your holidays ! Oh dear , you have another cough . " I completed phase &NUM phase &NUM is " You sound like Captain &NAME planning a strategic counter-attack . Never mind the " photonic cannon " . 'Deploy the paintbrush , &NAME &NAME ! " " I confess I have been lazy " Dear , dear ! How shockingly idle . I 'm not at all surprised though . " ideal activities to induce perspiration : you should give them a go &NAME ! " &NAME , I shall be inducing perspiration tomorrow by going a long bike ride - weather permitting . It was really hot earlier this week , but we have been living underneath a chilly sea fog for the past &NUM days now . " &NAME you 've enjoyed the bookshop this week and managed to get a lot of your project done while still in &NAME . " Yes , I did enjoy the bookshop . I finished today . I read some books , did some work , sent some text messages , etc. - quite relaxing . I got some work done on my project last week , but not an awful lot . I think I 'm going to go to &NAME some day next week . Actually , I will be painting next week too . I 'm going to be painting our sitting room . Needless to say , it shall not be such a highly planned operation as you are undertaking . Just how many hundred square meters are you endeavouring to cover ? &NAME , I 'm only joking . Please do n't be offended ! Well , I shall stop now . I look forward to hearing from you soon . Yours sincerely , &NAME SUBJECT: I am always me . ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NUM ? find this ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? fascinating29 ? Hi &NAME , Yes , all is going well , except for a return visit from my wisdom teeth . They seem to take an awfully long time to arrive , since I was in pain from them last summer too ! " Thank you for my lovely birthday card ( and text message ) - I had a great birthday . " - You 're welcome , and I 'm glad to hear it . " I got a T-shirt from &NAME ( which is pink and very me ! ) " - Especially if it says " pink " on it . Does it ? " &NAME the painting is going / went ok . " - Thank you . It went well . It took me &NUM hours . " I have not begun stage &NUM yet , and it may not commence for some time to come as &NAME is back again next Monday and that means changing round bedrooms is going to be a bit more difficult ( as she 'll be in the spare room ) . &NAME wants me and her to cycle the &NAME route when she is back : all &NUM miles of it . Yes , well " - &NAME ! Are you going to do it ? ! That sounds great fun . I 'm going to cycle to &NAME some day , I hope . Well , today I began work on my dissertation . It 's rather difficult to understand what all these scientists ramble on about in their papers . I understand most of the words , it 's just when they start putting them together in sentences that I get puzzled . On Tuesday I went to &NAME and bought a chair for my room . Now I have somewhere comfortable to sit . I also bought a mirror ( no , I am NOT vain , I know you 'll say that ! ) and a &NAME rack . I 'm reading about molecular glue - fascinating . Well , you sound as if you have been very busy since term ended . What have you got planned for the rest of your holiday ? Are you looking for a job ? I 'm going off to camp in a weeks time , oh dear ! Then I start my job testing grain . I have n't heard anything more about if yet , but as far as I know I have to get up at 6am . I will NOT like that ! Then I 'm going to &NAME &NAME for my cousin 's wedding at the end of August . After that I might go down south and visit a few people , if everyone is still meeting up sometime . I do hope you enjoy the rest of your day . And so , goodbye , from the collection of organic molecules it pleases you to call &NAME SUBJECT: Re : I am always me . ( I find this fascinating ) Hi &NAME , all is going well , except for a return visit from my wisdom teeth . - aww ! ! ! &NAME ! &NAME ! ( sympathy ! ) " I got a T-shirt from &NAME ( which is pink and very me ! ) " - Especially if it says " pink " on it . Does it ? - no , it says " happy " and has a little smiley face on it ! " &NAME the painting is going / went ok . " - Thank you . It went well . It took me &NUM hours . - &NUM hours , &NUM minutes and &NUM seconds to be precise ! " &NAME wants me and her to cycle the &NAME route when she is back : all &NUM miles of it . - &NAME ! Are you going to do it ? ! That sounds great fun . - well , no. We were all raring to go for it and then mam and dad told us we would n't manage it and when we checked the weather forecast it predicited pants ( ! ) weather and very strong winds , and all in all a huge dampner was put on our enthusiasm and we had to scrap the plan . We still want to do it , but as &NAME is only home for &NUM days , it probably is n't going to happen this time . Oh well . . ... On Tuesday I went to &NAME and bought a chair for my room . Now I have somewhere comfortable to sit . I also bought a mirror ( no , I am NOT vain , I know you 'll say that ! ) and a &NAME rack . - been spending money have you &NAME . &NAME tut ! Well , so have I ! ! I got a massive ( literally ! ) hifi system last friday . It cost all of £ &NUM ( reduced from £ &NUM , which I thought was a bit of a bargain ! ) . It is a cool &NAME system with &NUM &NAME decks and &NUM tape decks and really great speakers - when I told &NAME about it he was really jealous ! I got it with the money I was left by my &NAME in her will , and which I got on my 21st birthday . I wanted to get something really nice with it and as it was exactly the same amount as I 'd got from &NAME , I thought it was ideal ! Well , you sound as if you have been very busy since term ended . What have you got planned for the rest of your holiday ? Are you looking for a job ? - well , not really . I am keeping my eyes open for opportunities , but am not searching for a job . I doubt I 'll get one , even though I could do with getting some money . It 's just with &NAME being home for only a little while and then our family holiday at the end of August ( we 've got it sorted now ! ) , it 's kind of not suitable to get a job as noones going to want someone who 'll be flitting off the moment she starts there ! I 'm going off to camp in a weeks time , oh dear ! - I guess you 're off now then ? Have fun ! ! Then I start my job testing grain . I have n't heard anything more about if yet , but as far as I know I have to get up at 6am . I will NOT like that ! - oh lovely ! ! Well , I have n't anything planned for the next few weeks - just to do stuff with my sisters and have some fun ! I have to go now - ny dad is frantic to get on the computer ! Have fun ! &NAME ( a very dodgy collection of molecules ) Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: A treatise on ... ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? 28no , ? another time ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? perhaps29 ? Hi &NAME , " &NUM hours , &NUM minutes and &NUM seconds to be precise ! " - You know scarily precise information about my doings . I am worried - did &NAME tell you ? He 's been watching me with something akin to distrust . I feel I am heading for trouble . I 've no idea what he thinks I 've done - perhaps you could illicit some information ? " I got a massive ( literally ! ) hifi system last friday . It cost all of £ &NUM ( reduced from £ &NUM , which I thought was a bit of a bargain ! ) . It is a cool [ here follows description of cool hifi , verifying that it indeed is cool ] " - Well , that sounds lovely . I may also be slightly jealous , I have n't decided yet . I 'll let you know . " Our family holiday [ is ] at the end of August ( we 've got it sorted now ! ) . " - Where are you going ? Anywhere exciting ? &NAME , &NAME ? Or are you going to splash out and visit the delta &NAME ? " ' I 'm going off to camp in a weeks time , oh dear ! " - I guess you 're off now then ? Have fun ! ! " - No , I am not . Hence the text message you received this morning ( at least it should have been if you had your mobile with you ! ) informing you that I was in &NAME railway station . I 'm going to camp on Saturday , and will return the Saturday after . I 'm a bit worried , and I am meant to be leading an " enquirer 's group " sort of thing , so would you pray for me please ? " Well , I have n't anything planned for the next few weeks - just to do stuff with my sisters and have some fun ! " - I do hope you enjoy yourself , and manage to go coast to coast sometime , it sounds fun . Have fun ! " &NAME ( a very dodgy collection of molecules ) " - You are not a shape-shifter . Or are you ? I wonder That could explain &NUM or &NUM curious happenings , and fit in with &NAME 's high regard for you I shall need to contact &NAME &NAME . In the meantime , I must tread warily . I have been spending most of the last week writing my chemistry dissertation . I have now completed a rough draft , which ( thankfully ) my supervisor is " pleasantly surprised " with - I 'm not quite sure how to take that ! Anyway , I have also been finishing my stone circle in our garden , and my dad is going to plant a tree in it next week . Apart from that , I have been indulging in lazy mornings and late nights . Very bad and undisciplined ! Well , I certainly had a busy day today ! I got up at &NUM o' clock and caught a train to &NAME at &NUM : &NUM . After alighting at &NAME station I promptly made my way to the library . There I worked ( toil such as only &NAME would understand ) until &NUM : &NUM , after which I felt within me prognostics of hunger pangs . Henceforth I skipped gaily along to &NAME 's Restaurant of Fine Foods ( no , I have n't moved to the delta &NAME ) and procured a high quality lunch . Late as it was , the time delay only heightened my appreciation of sumptuous chicken pieces delicately fried in the purest olive oil You know , &NAME only have a bad reputation due to the senior management 's most effective scaremongering tactics . If everyone realised how akin to &NAME their delectable morsels were the chief executives would have no where to eat out for dinner . I look forward to receiving both a reply and an explanation of your curious molecular structure . Oh , and do spill the beans concerning old Q. I 'm desperate to find out how deeply involved you are in his plans . Your curiously curious friend , &NAME ( &NAME are interesting - just trust me on this one . ) SUBJECT: Greetings Hi &NAME ! Thanks for your text message . I was most delighted to receive some communication during my week of isolation from the outside world . Do you know ; I only managed to check my email once during the entire week ! ( And that was at Perth &NAME pool on Friday ) I arrived back from &NAME camp yesterday . &NUM intense week of abseiling , go-karting , mountain biking , sport , activities , bible study , prayer , music and meetings . Oh , and yes , there were &NUM &NUM and &NUM year olds as well . Children say the most curious things . I think my &NUM favourites from this week were " are we allowed to get the dinner plates dirty when we eat ? " and 'do you have to sign a form to become a Christian ? " Joking aside though , I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time . Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable &NUM or &NUM hours sleep each night . More importantly , one of the children made a commitment to &NAME , which was wonderful . Last Tuesday evening we all played &NAME outside in the grounds of the country house we stayed in. &NUM had to dress up as a &NAME , and this I did with some relish . Yesterday evening I went to a concert in &NAME . The &NAME &NAME Philharmonic Orchestra was playing . This afternoon I 've been with my family to &NAME - a nearby country house . It is very warm today and I like it . We had quite a good week , weather wise , for the camp . Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for &NUM weeks . I will be working from &NUM o' clock until &NUM in the lab , and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too boring . What have you been doing ? Did your sister go back to &NAME last Friday ? Did you enjoy your day-trip to &NAME ? Guess what , I 'm thinking of buying a &NAME rewriter . &NAME , today has been a most lovely day . It 's beautifully sunny here , and sweet gentle breeze is blowing across the fields containing ripened grain . ( Although I guess I shall be fed up with grain soon ! ) &NAME , would you like to come up to &NAME and visit me for a day in the near future ? Let me know , as I would like to see you again sometime ! Peace and blessings be unto you . &NAME ( I 'm happy ! ) &NAME Does the pink T-shirt , which &NAME gave you for your birthday , have " happy " written in white writing , with a little ( slightly skewed ) smiling face to the right of it ? SUBJECT: Hi Hi &NAME ! ! ! That 's wonderful news about &NAME ! &NAME &NAME indeed ! ! ! I 'm very happy for both you and your family . I 'm pleased to hear your sister likes her new job in &NAME . " Yes &NAME ! I can imagine ! And this is the boy who REFUSED to come to &NAME &NAME " fancy dress party ! " - Do you ever forget ? ! Regarding an accurate description of your pink T-shirt " Yes , it does ! Did &NAME tell you ? " - He did indeed . Actually , I saw one at camp and thought it must be the one you mentioned . It 's nice . &NAME , you saw &NAME . Very nice , is she well ? " I did lots of fun things with &NAME and had a very lovely time . " - I 'm glad to hear you enjoyed yourself . " Our church went up to &NAME today ( do you know where that is ? - near &NAME ) as we have the use of a house there for the next &NUM weeks . I may be going and staying up there next week . " - No , I ca n't say I recognise the name , although I do know Seahouses . I recall you went there last summer - possibly ? " Well , I hope you had a nice day in &NAME ( - what were you doing there ? ) and you have a good week at work . Glad the job is ok . " - I had a lovely day in &NAME . I was visiting my Grandmother in &NAME . She was reasonably well and pleased to see us all . I also went for some nice long walks and generally had a restful time . Thank you , I hope my week goes well too . As of yet I am still awaiting lorries with grain from the harvest . I need grain to test ! ! ! It 's so boring at the moment , and I had to paint windows again today . There are some things I just do n't want to be an expert at . " I started doing some Economics reading last week too . Did n't get very far , but it 's a start . I intend to do lots this week " - &NAME for you . I have now virtually finished my dissertation , and so am now free to spend my evenings reading up for next year . I have so much stuff to get through ! I 've decided I 'm going to work hard next year . Getting half a percent more than the requirement to stay on my course was rather a nerve-racking experience . Now I would be happy to come down to &NAME some Saturday ( they are the best days for me due to work ) and I will be free on the 18th or 25th of August . Either would be equally suitable . Well , a &NAME &NAME exhibition ? Whilst I do like Voyager very much , I 'm not so sure about being a Trekkie . It 's a big decision and I do n't know if I feel ready to make the commitment . Being a devotee of &NAME is &NUM thing , but I feel I must ask myself how far do I really want to pursue this line ? No , I 'd be happy to see the exhibition , but if you spot anything else which is on then that could be interesting too . Your ideas for the rest of the day sound very nice too . This evening I ordered a &NAME rewriter for &NAME , my computer . I am very much looking forward to its arrival on Wednesday , as I shall be able to make &NAME 's! I will also be able to create back-up files of all my , important to me , files . I 've also bought &NAME of &NAME , so &NAME will be whizzing along with &NAME shortly . The reason for my little spending spree is that my brother was told of a shop in &NAME which sells computer products very cheaply . My &NAME only costs me &NUM pounds . Well , it has been a lovely sunny day here at &NAME Castle . Since I 've been getting up relatively early lately I managed to see a deer &NUM morning last week in the field outside my bedroom window ! I was very pleased . I have been helping my dad in our garden too and am enjoying doing that . Our neighbours are away at the moment so it is very quiet here . I 'd better go now , as my mum wants to use the computer . I hope you manage to get lots of Economics done and enjoy it too . I am studying exciting chemistry ! Have a lovely week , be it in &NAME , &NAME or wherever ! Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Greetings returned hey &NAME ! ! Thanks for your text message . - likewise ! I arrived back from &NAME camp yesterday . - glad it all went well and you seemed to have such a good time ! we all played &NAME outside in the grounds of the country house we stayed in. &NUM had to dress up as a &NAME , and this I did with some relish . - yes &NAME ! I can imagine ! And this is the boy who REFUSED to come to &NAME &NAME " fancy dress party ! What have you been doing ? - this question shall be answered presently ... Did your sister go back to &NAME last Friday ? - I 'm confused ( what 's new ? ) . I am no longer sure which Friday was referred to here : she went back a week ago on Friday to start her new job in &NAME last Monday . She really likes it ( I 'm glad to say ! ) . Did you enjoy your day-trip to &NAME ? - we did n't end up at &NAME after all ! We went to &NAME instead and I saw &NAME ! ! ! ! She was working in &NAME and I popped in to give her a surprise visit - she was really chuffed to see me , so that was lovely ! &NAME , would you like to come up to &NAME and visit me for a day in the near future ? Let me know , as I would like to see you again sometime ! - hey , well , I 've been forming plans ! More of that later . ... &NAME Does the pink T-shirt , which &NAME gave you for your birthday , have " happy " written in white writing , with a little ( slightly skewed ) smiling face to the right of it ? - yes , it does ! Did &NAME tell you ? OK , so back to " what have I been up to ? " . I was in &NAME all of this week . I went on Monday and stayed with &NAME and &NAME until yesterday afternoon . I had a really great week , most of it spent with &NAME as &NAME was in hospital recieving treatment from Monday to Thursday , but we went and visited him every day . He was really cheerful and we 've had some exciting news too . ... a scan he had last week has revealed that the tumour has seriously decreased in size . He is going to have a more detailed scan in a week or so to identify how much is left , but the doctor he spoke to has said that the treatment he will need to recieve is likely to be drastically reduced . He will need a few more chemo sessions and then &NUM weeks or so of radiotherapy and then he may be in the clear ! ! How cool is that ? ? ? &NAME really does answer prayer ! So , as well as that excitment I did lots of fun things with &NAME and had a very lovely time . It rained most days ( for a few minutes or for hours at a time . ... it is &NAME after all ! ! ) . I started doing some Economics reading last week too . Did n't get very far , but it 's a start . I intend to do lots this week . . ... So , back to the " would you like to meet up ? " thing ... I was reading the &NAME thingy that &NAME put in their trains to try and relieve the boredom of their journey and I noticed in the " what 's on in &NAME " section an advert for an exibition at the &NAME Museum in town . It is a &NAME &NAME exhibition and looks kind of &NAME . It apparantly has lots of cool Trekkie stuff ( costumes , sets , gadgets , " turn yourself into a klingon " ( or something like that ) ... etc. So , I wondered if sometime ( when you are free - possibly &NUM saturday ) you would fancy coming down to &NAME and we could go and see it and have lunch in town / picnic in the park and maybe go back to my house for tea . The exhibition costs £ &NUM , but there may be student discount and it runs until the beginning of Sept sometime ( I 'll have to check exactly when ) . What do you think ? Well , I am feeling exceptionally sleepy after a long day . Our church went up to &NAME today ( do you know where that is ? - near &NAME ) as we have the use of a house there for the next &NUM weeks . I may be going and staying up there next week . Well , I hope you had a nice day in &NAME ( - what were you doing there ? ) and you have a good week at work . Glad the job is ok . I 'm off to bed . Bye for now , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE Friends , Romans , &NAME ! I 'm off to conquer the west of &NAME ! I 'm going for &NUM weeks to a holiday cottage in the back of beyond - to a place called &NAME ( which only &NAME seems to know anything about ! ) . The car is packed and we 're ready to roll . Hope you are all having fun , and sorry for the lack of communication to many of you for a while ! I 've just got back from nearly-2-weeks of sandcastles , rain , sun , hotdogs and fishfingers - ie , children 's activity weeks at the seaside ! I was doing the catering - more fool me ! It is no easy task feeding hungry Elswickian bods , I can tell you ! &NAME , must go . Hope you are all well and enjoying the holidays , lots of love , &NAME xx PS - I will get round to answering your emails at some point ! &NAME - &NAME - and those of you going - hope you have a lovely party next week ! Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Hi &NAME ! " Thanks for the postcard from &NAME &NAME . " - You 're welcome ! " How 's your week at work been ? " - &NAME , busy , busy . Although I am getting more used to getting up so early than I thought I would . " Hey , and it 's a bit pants ( ! ) they wo n't let you have time off to come to &NAME to join the adventures of &NAME , Captain &NAME et &NAME ! Well , never mind . " - Very funny ! So &NAME is &NAME ( he even has the right hair ) and &NAME is Captain Haddock ( with the suitable language - I do n't think ! ) - who am I ? &NAME - your card business seems to be taking off ! If you like , I have a friend who buys lots and lots of cards that might be interested in yours . Let me know if you would like to send a selection . Well , yesterday morning I was working , but in the afternoon I went up to &NAME and bought a pair of shoes . I am now in the rather frivolous position of having &NUM pairs of shoes . Last night I had a wonderfully luxurious hot bath , which I enjoyed immensely . This morning I have been at church and am now looking forward to a delicious stir-fry for lunch . I have decided that I am only going to write up another &NUM chemistry lectures before next term , after which I will relax / turn my attention to more interesting pursuits in the evenings . " ( member of the " Assorted Wonderful People " Association ( &NAME ) ) " - Absolutely ! Well , I 'm very sorry I wo n't see you all next weekend , but I hope you have a great time . Say hi to everyone from me ! Bye ! &NAME SUBJECT: ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? Snowy3F ! 3F ! ? Dear &NAME , &NAME ! ! ! Yes , yes , YES , of course I 'm writing a letter ! You ridiculous computer ! If the pinnacle of man 's technological achievement is the design of machines that can tell you when you press return twice after writing 'dear someone " that you are writing a letter , then that 's just super . &NAME , that silly little &NAME paper clip seems to strike a chord somewhere in me . Did you notice ? &NAME , 'Snowy . He is rather sheep-like , after all , and is &NAME 's faithful little hound . " - &NAME , I am not a sheep ! ! ! I 'm thinking of hypnotising you and getting you to repeat " &NAME is not a sheep " ad infinitum . ( That 's a joke , by the way . Please do not take me literally . Hypnotism is deplorable . ) " Hee hee . " - Quite . " I guess I could go the whole hog and say that &NAME and &NAME are the female versions of &NAME and &NAME but I think that would be going a little far ( ! ! ) " - No , I do n't think it would . Somehow I doubt they would agree though ! Well , do enjoy your weekend in &NAME . Make sure it is n't too interesting or I shall never forgive myself for having to work ! Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME Hi &NAME ! Thanks for the postcard from &NAME &NAME . I hope you had a nice little break there and enjoyed your cousin 's wedding . How 's your week at work been ? Hey , and it 's a bit pants ( ! ) they wo n't let you have time off to come to &NAME to join the adventures of &NAME , Captain &NAME et &NAME ! Well , never mind . This week has been really exciting ! I 've got some ( not very exciting ) uni reading done , which was quite satisfying , and done loads of after-holidays-getting-the-house-sorted stuff ( washing and ironing galore ! ) , but to top all that , I have made an exciting breakthrough with my cards . On Wednesday I went to the &NAME Arts &NAME in town and showed them my cards . They seemed really interested , so I left a selection for the buyers to consider and they 'll get back to me . Then mam and I went to &NAME , a little town not far from &NAME , where I went and showed off my wares in a little Bookshop / giftshop which I 've had my eye on for a while now . The owner loved the cards and bought &NUM of them on the spot - at £ &NUM each . He reckons he 'll be able to sell them on for £ &NUM each , and has asked me to go back in a few weeks to supply him with some more ! ! Obviously I 'll just have to wait and see if the guy 's predictions are correct . I think he 's banking on the residents of &NAME having more money than sense - which possibly they do ( its a very rich area of &NAME ) . So , as I wanted , RuthCards have found a little opening , and hopefully it will flourish ! I saw &NAME on Wednesday evening too , so that made the day even better . She came for tea and then we just sat about chatting and ( occasionally ) listening to the football so that &NAME could join in with SOME of the conversation with &NAME and &NAME on her way back to &NAME ! They were , as she says , like a couple of excited &NUM yr olds . &NAME , I ca n't blame them . I have to confess to being extremely jealous that they went to see the &NAME match . Well , I 'd better go now as we 're about to have lunch . Hope you have a nice weekend and are not sick of the sight of grain yet . Keep smiling ! bye for now , Miss &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Ltd. ( member of the " Assorted Wonderful People " Association ( &NAME ) ) Dear assorted wonderful people , After reading many e-mails ( &NUM ) about a marvellous-sounding proposed weekend in &NAME , I regret to inform you that I will be unable to attend . &NAME , &NUM cannot get off work that weekend . Therefore I wish you all a most enjoyable weekend and I hope to see you &NUM weeks later in &NAME &NAME . With deepest regrets at missing such a fun-sounding time , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME So &NAME is &NAME ( he even has the right hair ) and &NAME is Captain Haddock ( with the suitable language - I do n't think ! ) - who am I ? - &NAME . He is rather sheep-like , after all , and is &NAME 's faithful little hound . &NAME hee . I guess I could go the whole hog and say that &NAME and &NAME are the female versions of &NAME and &NAME ... but I think that would be going a little far ( ! ! ) &NAME hee ( again ) . bye for now , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: hello Dear all , hello again ! Thanks so much for such a great weekend ! It was so lovely to see you all ( minus &NAME and &NAME ) again and I really enjoyed the weekend , although Sunday was a bit annoying as I only had partial hearing . A piece of advice for you : take great care when washing your hair ! Hope your ear full of water does very little for your audible comfort ! Anyway . . . ... I hope all journeys home were ok with no more train delays etc. . . I had a lovely time with &NAME on Sunday afternoon and went to her church in the evening . It was great to see some of her friends again too and &NAME &NAME 's ( the minister ) sermon was ace . We then pigged out on pizza and chatted the evening away . My journey home on Monday morning was pretty uneventful , although I did manage to finish another economics book , so I was rather pleased with myself . I 've done a bit more reading these past couple of days too , and this afternoon I went to &NAME and got some more books from the library . You can tell I 'm trying to be keen ! &NAME - you 're a great host ! Hope you managed to find your way out of the maze of streets near &NAME 's house ! &NAME - I 'm a girl ! Honestly ! ! &NAME - Thanks for the lovely chats ! &NAME to see you again , and I hope the preparations for &NAME go well . I did n't get one of those library books in the end , so I hope the others did ! &NAME - so glad you could make it mate ! Sorry I did n't get much of a chance to chat ! Enjoy the next few weeks at home ( ? ) before you go , and be in touch ! &NAME - hello Mummy ! ! I did n't get much time to chat to you either , but I 'm certain we 'll make up for it next term ! ! ! &NAME - would you like to say grace for us &NAME ? &SMILEY &NAME - decided what to do for your birthday yet ? Looking forward to &NAME &CHAR floor ! ! &NAME - thanks for being such a brilliant taxi service for us all ! &NAME to see you ! &NAME - never seen a cake like it in my life , but it really was delicious ! You 've no excuse now when you go asking people for food ! ! ! &NAME the economics continues to go well ( keenie ! &SMILEY ) &NAME - sorry you could n't make it , but I 'm lucky to have seen you a few weeks ago anyway . &NAME all 's well and sorting for &NAME is going ok . Hey , and not long " til you 're &NUM now ! &NAME - Shame you could n't come either - you missed some good fun . &NAME the grainy job is still going ok . &NAME , better go , bye for now , love you all , &NAME xxx Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &SMILEY &NAME &NAME ! &NAME all is well your side of the border . Are you still at work this week ? When are you returning to &NAME ? I 'm going back on Monday as we have my Nana and Grandad here at present , and &NAME and &NAME are coming tomorrow and staying till Saturday - all very exciting ! I 'm getting excited about going back to &NAME too - trying to be enthusiastic about the work , but really want to see everyone again . I have been attempting to get some more dissertation reading done over the past &NUM weeks , and have succeeded ( on and off ! ) in getting a few texts out of the way . Well , at least I feel a bit more prepared to face my dissertation supervisor now ( who , incidentally , was quoted in one of the books - scary ! ) . So , I intend to spend the next few days idling about with the family . . . ... and packing ! Hmmm. ... Enjoy the last few days at home ( and work ? ) , see you next week sometime , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? : &NAME ? Hi &NAME , &NAME to hear from you . Yes , I 'm ( was ) still at work this week , but I 've finished now . Glad to hear you 're getting some work done . See you sometime next week . &NAME SUBJECT: mobile I have a new mobile ( as some of you may already know ) . And no , &NAME , I am not a &NAME ! My number is &NUM &NUM &NUM . Hope you 're all settling back into &NAME ok ( those of you here ! ) . Much love , &NAME xxx SUBJECT: the difference ... I got up early &NUM morning and rushed right into the day ; I had so much to accomplish that I did n't have time to pray . Problems just tumbled about me , and heavier came each task . " Why did n't &NAME help me ? " I wondered ; He answered , " You did n't ask " . I wanted to see joy and beauty , but the day toiled on , grey and bleak ; I wondered why &NAME did n't show me , He said , " but you did n't seek " . I tried to come into &NAME 's presense ; I used all my keys at the lock . &NAME gently and lovingly chided , 'My child , you did n't knock " . I woke up early this morning and paused before entering the day . I had so much to accomplish that I had to take time to pray . SUBJECT: Wednesday , 9.30pm place : &NAME Hall - &NAME &NAME 's Birthday &NAME ! ! Dear People who know &NAME . ... &NAME has asked me to remind you that tomorrow evening ( Wed ) at 9.30pm in the &NAME &NAME , there will be a ceilidh to celebrate his 21st birthday ( which , by the way , was yesterday ! ) . Spread the word , come along , and have fun ! See you there , &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Dear &NAME , As I mentioned on the sairs I would like to buy &NAME a present , but I have no idea what , etc. , etc. Anyway , if it turns out he does n't have a camera bag , then great . Perhaps he would like some other accessories for his camera , like filters and such ? Anyway , thank you . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Hello ! Any of you want to get &NAME a pressie but have no idea what to get him ? Well , I 've thought of something a group of us could get him : a camera case for his swanky new camera . Put me right , but I do n't think he has a case for it yet . If any of you fancy clubbing together to get one for him , would you let me know asap and I 'll see what we can do ! love &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hello ! Any of you want to get &NAME a pressie but have no idea what to get him ? Well , I 've thought of something a group of us could get him : a camera case for his swanky new camera . Put me right , but I do n't think he has a case for it yet . If any of you fancy clubbing together to get one for him , would you let me know asap and I 'll see what we can do ! love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , new plan . &NAME has suggested getting &NAME a monopod for his camera ( like a tripod but with &NUM leg ! &NAME for sports photography which &NAME is in to at present ) . So , if any of you want to join in with that , let me know SOON . Love &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME et &NAME , Unfortunately the aforementioned Mr. &NAME has already procured a case for his camera . Maybe he would like another one though ? &NAME - annoying . &NAME Hello ! Any of you want to get &NAME a pressie but have no idea what to get him ? Well , I 've thought of something a group of us could get him : a camera case for his swanky new camera . Put me right , but I do n't think he has a case for it yet . If any of you fancy clubbing together to get one for him , would you let me know asap and I 'll see what we can do ! love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Dear &NAME , Yes , I would definitely like to join in buying that for &NAME . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME , new plan . &NAME has suggested getting &NAME a monopod for his camera ( like a tripod but with &NUM leg ! &NAME for sports photography which &NAME is in to at present ) . So , if any of you want to join in with that , let me know SOON . Love &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME et &NAME , Unfortunately the aforementioned Mr. &NAME has already procured a case for his camera . Maybe he would like another one though ? &NAME - annoying . &NAME Hello ! 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You will be entered into a prize draw - and have a chance of winning a &NAME player . This is a totally free , totally genuine competition . You wo n't be put on any mailing lists and we wo n't try to sell you anything . The competition closes 31st January &NUM . Click Here : &WEBSITE Please feel free to forward this message to friends and relatives . * Calls are free from all land lines and from contract Orange and contract One2One mobile phones ( not pay-as-you-go ) * * * * * * * * * * WIN &CHAR &NAME Player! * * * * * * * * * * * * * WIN &CHAR &NAME Player! * * * * * * * * * * * * * SUBJECT: Re : Meal Your welcome , but you should really thank &NAME . All credit must go where it is due . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : yes , I 'm coming . And thanks for the ( very random ) " poem " on my door last night . See you later . &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear past residents of &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &CHAR and select others , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME would like to arrange a meal , provisionally for this Friday at 7pm in &NAME Vac kitchen . &NAME and &NAME will cook a delightful feast and the charge will be split between us sometime . Hope you can come , please let us know either way - before Friday lunchtime ( but sooner would be nice ) . Thank you very much . SUBJECT: Photographs Hi &NAME ! &NAME told me she emailed you to ask if you would send me some of your most wonderful photos . She said you said you would , and for this I would like to thank you . I would be grateful if you would email them to me whenever is convenient . Hope you 're having a good day . &NAME SUBJECT: Ode to &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME : &NAME has something to say to you ... In the form of a poem which you may compose . No , no no , you 're meant to make one up &NAME : Oh &NAME : &NAME ! Check for new messages ... &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : What ! Oh , blah , blah blah &NAME : Here we go , Ode to &NAME &NAME , &NAME says to wake him up at armegeddon , I do n't know why , but I do as I 'm told . That may be a long way off but ( dramatic music ) it could be tomorrow . When the clouds are grey and fill the troubled sky with thunder when the sheep are in the fields and the fish are in the fish and chips shop , &NAME : my heart beats with love for thee . &NAME : &NAME , I guess . &NAME ... I heard the rocks crying out , be praised for your tenderness for these works of your hands ... &NAME : that 's plagerism &NAME : I really do n't know what &NAME is going to say . &NAME : it 's not just plagerism , it 's blasphemous . &NAME : If only electrons could be seen , Imagine this . &NUM hydrogen atoms walk into a bar ( or church for those Christians out there ) One says to another , " Hey , I think I 've lost an electron . " the other &NUM replies , in a suitably squeaky voice , " Are you sure ? " The other guy replies , " Yeah , baby , I 'm positive . " &NAME , bad chemistry joke , but then it 's chemistry after all . Now serious geology jokes . ... &NAME ! &NAME : &NAME , a horse walks into a bar , and the bartender says . ... ( drum-roll ) ... " Why the long face ? " ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! &CHAR classic of our time . &NAME : It has to be true to what we say &NAME : " &NAME turn me on " &NAME : You guys are freaks ! &NAME : OK , now let 's have &NAME . &NAME : No , I did n't say that you freak , it 's &NAME &NAME : " I like them furry " &NAME : Really ! when I loose control , the conversation really goes down hill , does n't it ! &NAME : I was wondering if we should make this a weekly publication . &NAME : &NAME , poor &NAME . &NAME : I hope you liked the " Ode to &NAME " . Though I 'm not quite sure what an ode is , I think that this is probably one of the finest ever . &NAME : Allow me ! &NAME : right ! &NAME , men , say your good byes ! SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Safety of electrical equipment in rooms ] Oh &NAME ! What are you going to do ? ? ? ? I have a concern for the safety of " fairy lights " as a means of decoration as I understand that a number of students are using these . The problem is that such lights carry a significant safety risk , especially when used with other types of decoration e.g. tinsel , and are left on for long periods of time , and perhaps when the occupant is not in the room . &NAME Fire brigade answer a number of emergency calls each year as a result of faulty fairy lights causing an incident . Such lights should please not be used in College premises . Those already in place should be removed . The risk of a fire that could involve other people is one I would not wish to take . This does not mean that Christmas decorations cannot be used , only that such decorations do not pose and risk to safety . If you have any concerns in respect of lights or other decorations please contact me or &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME , &NAME Officer &NAME &NAME 's College &NUM , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM Email : &EMAIL Visit our website at : &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Re : Ode to &NAME Dearest random boys , what happened to you last night ? Call that rambling conversation an ode ? Well , it 's nice to know you think of me in my absence . Hope you had fun ! &NAME : &NAME , sure ... I 'll wake you up at &NAME ! &NAME : 'my heart beats with love for thee ? ? " . &NAME , not quite . I 'm not a &NAME ! ! &NAME : You cannot do poetry ! ! " You guys are freaks ! ! " - you never said a truer word ( but include yourself as one of the " guys " there ! ! I love you guys ! Have a good day and see you all later ( hopefully ) . &NAME xxx PS - &NAME - have you seen the new screensaver thingy for the &NAME on the network computers ? ? They feature you ! ( well , &NAME &NAME ! ) &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME : &NAME has something to say to you ... In the form of a poem which you may compose . No , no no , you 're meant to make one up &NAME : Oh &NAME : &NAME ! Check for new messages ... &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : What ! Oh , blah , blah blah &NAME : Here we go , Ode to &NAME &NAME , &NAME says to wake him up at armegeddon , I do n't know why , but I do as I 'm told . That may be a long way off but ( dramatic music ) it could be tomorrow . When the clouds are grey and fill the troubled sky with thunder when the sheep are in the fields and the fish are in the fish and chips shop , &NAME : my heart beats with love for thee . &NAME : &NAME , I guess . &NAME ... I heard the rocks crying out , be praised for your tenderness for these works of your hands ... &NAME : that 's plagerism &NAME : I really do n't know what &NAME is going to say . &NAME : it 's not just plagerism , it 's blasphemous . &NAME : If only electrons could be seen , Imagine this . &NUM hydrogen atoms walk into a bar ( or church for those Christians out there ) One says to another , " Hey , I think I 've lost an electron . " the other &NUM replies , in a suitably squeaky voice , " Are you sure ? " The other guy replies , " Yeah , baby , I 'm positive . " &NAME , bad chemistry joke , but then it 's chemistry after all . Now serious geology jokes . ... &NAME ! &NAME : &NAME , a horse walks into a bar , and the bartender says . ... ( drum-roll ) ... " Why the long face ? " ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! &CHAR classic of our time . &NAME : It has to be true to what we say &NAME : " &NAME turn me on " &NAME : You guys are freaks ! &NAME : OK , now let 's have &NAME . &NAME : No , I did n't say that you freak , it 's &NAME &NAME : " I like them furry " &NAME : Really ! when I loose control , the conversation really goes down hill , does n't it ! &NAME : I was wondering if we should make this a weekly publication . &NAME : &NAME , poor &NAME . &NAME : I hope you liked the " Ode to &NAME " . Though I 'm not quite sure what an ode is , I think that this is probably one of the finest ever . &NAME : Allow me ! &NAME : right ! &NAME , men , say your good byes ! SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Safety of electrical equipment in rooms ] shocking . &NAME . How could you be so naughty ? I can see you by the way ! &NAME wrote : I am going to ignore it . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Oh &NAME ! What are you going to do ? ? ? ? I have a concern for the safety of " fairy lights " as a means of decoration as I understand that a number of students are using these . The problem is that such lights carry a significant safety risk , especially when used with other types of decoration e.g. tinsel , and are left on for long periods of time , and perhaps when the occupant is not in the room . &NAME Fire brigade answer a number of emergency calls each year as a result of faulty fairy lights causing an incident . Such lights should please not be used in College premises . Those already in place should be removed . The risk of a fire that could involve other people is one I would not wish to take . This does not mean that Christmas decorations cannot be used , only that such decorations do not pose and risk to safety . If you have any concerns in respect of lights or other decorations please contact me or &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME , &NAME Officer &NAME &NAME 's College &NUM , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM Email : &EMAIL Visit our website at : &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: ( no subject ) did you just try to send me a warningy thingy ? Well , I did n't get to read it if you did as &NUM was tying and it went away - try again if it was you ! SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Safety of electrical equipment in rooms ] I am going to ignore it . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Oh &NAME ! What are you going to do ? ? ? ? I have a concern for the safety of " fairy lights " as a means of decoration as I understand that a number of students are using these . The problem is that such lights carry a significant safety risk , especially when used with other types of decoration e.g. tinsel , and are left on for long periods of time , and perhaps when the occupant is not in the room . &NAME Fire brigade answer a number of emergency calls each year as a result of faulty fairy lights causing an incident . Such lights should please not be used in College premises . Those already in place should be removed . The risk of a fire that could involve other people is one I would not wish to take . This does not mean that Christmas decorations cannot be used , only that such decorations do not pose and risk to safety . If you have any concerns in respect of lights or other decorations please contact me or &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME , &NAME Officer &NAME &NAME 's College &NUM , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM Email : &EMAIL Visit our website at : &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Re : Ode to &NAME Dear random girl , Profoundest apologies for last night 's ramblings . &NAME was in charge of &NAME . I would just like to make quite clear that words written as by me were not my own . I have been deliberately misquoted - particularly with regard to my heart and &NAME . I 'm sure you understand . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Dearest random boys , what happened to you last night ? Call that rambling conversation an ode ? Well , it 's nice to know you think of me in my absence . Hope you had fun ! &NAME : &NAME , sure ... I 'll wake you up at &NAME ! &NAME : 'my heart beats with love for thee ? ? " . &NAME , not quite . I 'm not a &NAME ! ! &NAME : You cannot do poetry ! ! " You guys are freaks ! ! " - you never said a truer word ( but include yourself as one of the " guys " there ! ! I love you guys ! Have a good day and see you all later ( hopefully ) . &NAME xxx PS - &NAME - have you seen the new screensaver thingy for the &NAME on the network computers ? ? They feature you ! ( well , &NAME &NAME ! ) &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME : &NAME has something to say to you ... In the form of a poem which you may compose . No , no no , you 're meant to make one up &NAME : Oh &NAME : &NAME ! Check for new messages ... &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : What ! Oh , blah , blah blah &NAME : Here we go , Ode to &NAME &NAME , &NAME says to wake him up at armegeddon , I do n't know why , but I do as I 'm told . That may be a long way off but ( dramatic music ) it could be tomorrow . When the clouds are grey and fill the troubled sky with thunder when the sheep are in the fields and the fish are in the fish and chips shop , &NAME : my heart beats with love for thee . &NAME : &NAME , I guess . &NAME ... I heard the rocks crying out , be praised for your tenderness for these works of your hands ... &NAME : that 's plagerism &NAME : I really do n't know what &NAME is going to say . &NAME : it 's not just plagerism , it 's blasphemous . &NAME : If only electrons could be seen , Imagine this . &NUM hydrogen atoms walk into a bar ( or church for those Christians out there ) One says to another , " Hey , I think I 've lost an electron . " the other &NUM replies , in a suitably squeaky voice , " Are you sure ? " The other guy replies , " Yeah , baby , I 'm positive . " &NAME , bad chemistry joke , but then it 's chemistry after all . Now serious geology jokes . ... &NAME ! &NAME : &NAME , a horse walks into a bar , and the bartender says . ... ( drum-roll ) ... " Why the long face ? " ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! &CHAR classic of our time . &NAME : It has to be true to what we say &NAME : " &NAME turn me on " &NAME : You guys are freaks ! &NAME : OK , now let 's have &NAME . &NAME : No , I did n't say that you freak , it 's &NAME &NAME : " I like them furry " &NAME : Really ! when I loose control , the conversation really goes down hill , does n't it ! &NAME : I was wondering if we should make this a weekly publication . &NAME : &NAME , poor &NAME . &NAME : I hope you liked the " Ode to &NAME " . Though I 'm not quite sure what an ode is , I think that this is probably one of the finest ever . &NAME : Allow me ! &NAME : right ! &NAME , men , say your good byes ! SUBJECT: Hi Hi &NAME ! Are you satisfied with &NAME &NAME yet ? Does his ear still look like burnt bacon ? Dear , oh dear . I am sure you will manage to fix it somehow . Hope you are having a good morning . I am . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME ! Hi &NAME ! From : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : Hi &NAME ! &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME ! I hear you 're now at home . Well , you will no doubt be very busy getting everything unpacked . I spend most of yesterday getting all my stuff unpacked - quite a task . This morning I have put off starting work - oh dear ! It is quite cold here in &NAME , but my parents have kindly said I may put the heating on if I begin to freeze . Last night I watched an episode of Voyager - a very good one actually . Hope you had a good time with &NAME last night - which piano key did he break ? Dear dear ! I think he enjoyed the stir-fry anyway . Well , do email back and let me know how you are . I 'd better go and do some work now I guess . And to think that &NAME 's sunning himself in &NAME | envious thoughts pass through my head | &NAME &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : To 'Miss &NAME " Hey &NAME , I see you have renamed yourself . Hmmm. Interesting . - no , I 've not renamed myself . That is my name ! Thanks for your e-mail . It was very informative . - no probs . I had a good day in &NAME today with &NAME . She was an amazing help when it came to choosing presents - something which I am utterly hopeless at . - glad you had a good time , and were more successful than my last outing to the shops . So far , I have managed to get &NUM out of &NUM presents for my family . I 'm absolutely stumped as to what to get &NAME , Mam is &NAME difficult to buy for , &NAME has everything already , and &NAME is just not giving any good ideas . ... oh dear ! ! Never mind , I have succeeded ( to some extent at least ) in my other task for this week : have now written &NUM words of my dissertation - that 's a 10th of it ! ! ! ! Am going to do some more today - I 'm getting a bit ambitious and am being spurred on by &NAME 's example . Speaking of &NAME , is this " Pick on &NAME " week ? ? Not replying to texts is a crime is it ? ? Remember , he does n't get free texts like you do ! What are you up to this weekend then ? More Chemistry ? More working in the shop ? I hae no idea what I 'm going to do , but I have a terrible feeling that a trip to the MetroCentre is inevitable tomorrow morning . Food supplies in the &NAME household are running low . &NAME ! ! ! ! That means we have to shop again . You know , I usually love shopping , but Christmas can really do my head in. &NUM guess you 'd already got that impression . &NAME . Stop waffling . &NAME likes to read waffle , but you have work to do &NAME . So , bye for now &NAME , have fun and do n't freeze . How 's the coldy coughy thingy that was developing ? I 'm still coughing and my Mummy is feeling pants today . Not good . Bye ! &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , hope you are having a fun weekend . Just remembered you 'd asked me to come to see you this Tuesday coming . Well , I 've decided I wo n't be coming ( sorry ! ) as I have so much to do next week . As well as trying to get another chapter of my dissertation done , I need to sort out job application forms ( scary ! ) . Today I 've had a break from work and instead have designed our family newsletter to send out with Christmas cards ( which , incidentally , I am refusing to write this year ... I 've gone on protest strike having been dumped with the task for at least the past &NUM years and hardly know any of the people they are to ! ! ) . As well as doing that we went out to &NAME this afternoon for a nice walk . Lovely . &NAME , have to go for tea , have fun &NAME , &NAME Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME ? ? &NAME &NAME &NAME ! ! &NAME safely ? ? Guess so if you 're reading this ! ! Welcome back to the outside world again ! ! Hope you are feeling ok and fully recover really quickly so you can come back to &NAME and be pestered by us lot again as usual ! I suppose you 'll have a valid excuse now not be be attacked by &NAME and &NAME , and any sport will definitely be " out of the question " . Shame . &SMILEY Well , I am off out with the family today - not sure where . Then tomorrow we 're off over to the Lake District to visit friends and then stay in a B+B in &NAME . Should be fun ! Have a wonderful Christmas ( and New Year - or is that delayed for a week too ! ! ? ? &SMILEY ) tomorrow ! ! ! Be better ! bye for now , &NAME &SMILEY Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Hi &NAME ! Hi &NAME ! I hear you 're now at home . Well , you will no doubt be very busy getting everything unpacked . I spend most of yesterday getting all my stuff unpacked - quite a task . This morning I have put off starting work - oh dear ! It is quite cold here in &NAME , but my parents have kindly said I may put the heating on if I begin to freeze . Last night I watched an episode of Voyager - a very good one actually . Hope you had a good time with &NAME last night - which piano key did he break ? Dear dear ! I think he enjoyed the stir-fry anyway . Well , do email back and let me know how you are . I 'd better go and do some work now I guess . And to think that &NAME 's sunning himself in &NAME envious thoughts pass through my head &NAME SUBJECT: To ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? 22Miss ? ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NAME ? I see you have renamed yourself . Hmmm. Interesting . Thanks for your e-mail . It was very informative . It was nice to speak to you yesterday . I had a good day in &NAME today with &NAME . She was an amazing help when it came to choosing presents - something which I am utterly hopeless at . Have a good weekend . &NAME SUBJECT: &CHAR reply Dear &NAME , " Hello ! ! How are you feeling this chilly day ? ? - Quite well , thank you ! Yes , Christmas was fun on Wednesday and I am enjoying &NUM infinitely more than the later part of &NUM . I must confess that I have watched rather a lot of &NAME &NAME Glad to hear you 've had a good week and I hope your cold gets better very soon . &NAME , so you did n't really like &NAME of the Rings too much then ? I suppose it depends on what type of films you like . It 's not &NAME and Prejudice anyway . Well , enjoy returning to &NAME , and do n't work too hard . Ultimately it 's not important . Obviously that 's not saying be lazy , but you know what I mean I 'm sure . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Chicken &NAME ? ! ? ! Dear &NAME , hello ! ! How are you feeling this chilly day ? ? Actually , it is not as chilly here as it has been - got to &NUM degrees C the other day - brrrrr ! ! Anyway , I hope Christmas was fun on Wed and that you are enjoying ( as much as you can while recovering from being poorly ) &NUM so far . How much &NAME &NAME have you watched ? ? &SMILEY I have had a lovely week . Spent the 1st half of it in the Lake District . We went to see friends and stayed in a B+B , which was most exciting . Only the 3rd time I 've stayed in &NUM . The 1st was when I was a bridesmaid in &NAME , and the other was last New Year down in &NAME . Anyway , it was bitterly cold in the Lakes , and I caught my dad 's nasty cold too , so that was n't too friendly . Well , we had fun anyway ! ! Spent the last few days at home going out places and doing stuff with my sisters and mam . Last night my family and I went for a meal at a nice &NAME &NAME and then went to see &NAME of the Rings ( have you finished the book yet ? ) . It 's ok . &NAME special effects etc , but I though it was really slow moving and bum-numbing to sit through &NUM hours of it . However , I will go and see the next &NUM parts to see how the whole thing rounds off . My sister &NAME hated it , and I have to agree with her that absolutely NO &NAME should it be classified as a &NAME - definitely at least a &NUM . It was really quite scary at times and there was lots of fighting , although most of it was no gorey . Well , having now given you a review of the film , I 'd better sign off as I need to go and get on with packing before going with &NAME to the station . She 's going back to &NAME today , and I 'm off to &NAME again tomorrow . Oh man ! ! SO much work to do this term ! ! &NAME ! &NAME , keep up the " getting better " process ! ! bye for now , the Curry-girl . From : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : Chicken &NAME ? ! ? ! &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear all , &NAME New Year . As most of you know I am no longer in hospital ! ! ! For this reason I am very happy . I have been home since last Sunday afternoon and it is wonderful . I 'd like to thank you all for your prayers and support over the past few weeks . Hospital was not fun ; but it could have been much worse and it was definitely bearable . I am now entering a period of &NUM weeks convalescence ( is n't my life well-planned ? ) before hopefully returning to &NAME . I am still in some pain and am feeling rather weak , but every morning I feel a little stronger . It is kind of like in the " &NAME " books on the star 's island ( well , I 'm hoping at least some of you will recall ) - very cool and most unusual . I was sorry not to have been able to see a lot of you at &NAME 's a few days ago but have been reliably informed by &NAME that it was an occasion enjoyed by all concerned . Yesterday we celebrated Christmas in my house - a little late , but never mind . I 'm going to get my last lot of stitches out in a few hours time - excellent . It is still quite snowy here and looks lovely . Well , I hope you all have good start to your next term - in &NAME or wherever . &NAME bless , &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : A joke To my favourite boys in the whole wide world , how 's things ? Hope you 're all working hard ! I am ! ! Have written &NUM words of my diss in the last &NUM days and intend to do more this afternoon . No &NAME , I 'm not a gimp . &NAME - hope you 're feeling ok . Has the snow totally melted ? How many &NAME &NAME episodes have you watched in total since being home ? &NAME - like the hair cut ! Hope you 're not too lonely without &NAME to pester . &NAME - hello stranger ! Hope you 're not working TOO hard ( although I 'm not one to speak at the moment ! ) . Enjoy footy this afternoon . &NAME - how 's the accident and emergency thing coming on ? Oh , and that joke was rather lame . " ho ho ho ... " &SMILEY See you all soon , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Thought you folk might appreciate a gag like this . T' was forwarded to me ... &CHAR : How many ears has Captain &NAME got ? &CHAR : A left ear , a right ear and . . . . ... a final frontier ! ho ho ho ... SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , Hello . It was very nice to speak with you last night , although unfortunately rather brief . Perhaps I will phone you later in the week . You were behaving quite curiously if I may say so . Did you enjoy the film ? Sadly I did n't manage to speak to &NAME , although I called him &NUM times . Apparently he keeps his phone on " vibrate " so he ca n't really hear it very well . Oh dear . Well , I shall do some more work now . Have a good afternoon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME hi &NAME ! Hello . - ditto ! ! It was very nice to speak with you ... - yes , it was . We enjoyed the film afterwards ( &NAME &NAME ! ! ) You were behaving quite curiously if I may say so . - no I was n't! Or if I was it was no more strange than usual . I was just in a babbly mood and so was rambling on ! I have had a good few days this week . Not much work to speak of , but it has been good all the same . Yesterday I did a &NAME of preparation for one of my tutorials today . At munchtime I went to the &NAME &NAME talk by &NAME &NAME and it was really good . It was all about why we should bother with the &NAME . Today 's was on why does &NAME allow suffering , and was also good . There were quite a lot of people there to listen , so it is quite encouraging . &NAME .. what esle has happened ? &NAME .. CU last night , followed by a massive telephone conversation with &NAME and then a chat with &NAME . Today ? Shopped for a birthdasy pressie for my sister &NAME this afternoon after a &NUM hour morning of &NUM tutorials and a lecture ( phew ) . Got an essay back in one of the tutorials - &NUM , so I was quite happy with that . We 've just had tea ( oh , the delights of college food : quiche with severely uncooked pastry base ! ) and I am now off to phone home and sort out getting a suit from my sis &NAME ( I need it for my &NAME interview of Thursday ! ! ! ! ) . Then I am off to hockey with &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , et &NAME . &NAME stuff . &NAME is still feeling unwell ... poor &NAME . &NAME is going out with &NAME again ... funny old &NAME . &NAME , must go - it 's past &NUM now so free airtime on the mobile is kicking in ! Hope you 've had a good day and have got more work done than me ( &NUM words for diss ) . Bye for now , &NAME * ( )&SMILEY SUBJECT: Re : Information Dear &NAME , &NAME , I forgot to mention to you earlier . &NAME wanted to go to &NAME 's. Anyway , yes , I 'm fine . Please do n't send me emails from " &NAME " if it 's all the same to you . See you later . &NAME &NAME wrote : Oh ! ! ! Good thing I checked my email just now - I was just going to go off to &NAME 's to book a table ! Hope you are not stressing about the whole thing anymore and you had a good evening yesterday . See you later , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear people , Please meet in &NAME entrance at 6ish this evening . We are going to &NAME 's. For those who have to leave early we have arranged to eat at a time to facilitate this . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Information Oh ! ! ! Good thing I checked my email just now - I was just going to go off to &NAME 's to book a table ! Hope you are not stressing about the whole thing anymore and you had a good evening yesterday . See you later , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear people , Please meet in &NAME entrance at 6ish this evening . We are going to &NAME 's. For those who have to leave early we have arranged to eat at a time to facilitate this . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Information ok , I wo n't send you emails ! &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME , I forgot to mention to you earlier . &NAME wanted to go to &NAME 's. Anyway , yes , I 'm fine . Please do n't send me emails from " &NAME " if it 's all the same to you . See you later . &NAME &NAME wrote : Oh ! ! ! Good thing I checked my email just now - I was just going to go off to &NAME 's to book a table ! Hope you are not stressing about the whole thing anymore and you had a good evening yesterday . See you later , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear people , Please meet in &NAME entrance at 6ish this evening . We are going to &NAME 's. For those who have to leave early we have arranged to eat at a time to facilitate this . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Information PS - I like " &NAME " ' if it 's all the same to you " ... and what has happened to your idea that you should n't write things in emails that will offend people ? anyway , whatever ... &NAME ( &NAME - I have not taken offence , I just stand by the sentiment expressed in my &NAME ( see above ) ) . &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME , I forgot to mention to you earlier . &NAME wanted to go to &NAME 's. Anyway , yes , I 'm fine . Please do n't send me emails from " &NAME " if it 's all the same to you . See you later . &NAME &NAME wrote : Oh ! ! ! Good thing I checked my email just now - I was just going to go off to &NAME 's to book a table ! Hope you are not stressing about the whole thing anymore and you had a good evening yesterday . See you later , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear people , Please meet in &NAME entrance at 6ish this evening . We are going to &NAME 's. For those who have to leave early we have arranged to eat at a time to facilitate this . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Information Dear &NAME , " ok , I wo n't send you emails " - Of course that 's not what I mean . Please send me emails . I 'm sorry if I offended you - I did n't intend to . Obviously it is n't " all the same to you " , so please disregard my request . " and what has happened to your idea that you should n't write things in emails that will offend people ? " - I meant not to write things which you know will offend people ( I did not mean to offend you ) . And anyway , it 's not an idea - just a possible one which I am using at the moment until I do n't think it 's a good idea any more . Hope you had a good evening whatever you did . &NAME &NAME wrote : PS - I like " &NAME " ' if it 's all the same to you " ... and what has happened to your idea that you should n't write things in emails that will offend people ? anyway , whatever ... &NAME ( &NAME - I have not taken offence , I just stand by the sentiment expressed in my &NAME ( see above ) ) . &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME , I forgot to mention to you earlier . &NAME wanted to go to &NAME 's. Anyway , yes , I 'm fine . Please do n't send me emails from " &NAME " if it 's all the same to you . See you later . &NAME &NAME wrote : Oh ! ! ! Good thing I checked my email just now - I was just going to go off to &NAME 's to book a table ! Hope you are not stressing about the whole thing anymore and you had a good evening yesterday . See you later , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear people , Please meet in &NAME entrance at 6ish this evening . We are going to &NAME 's. For those who have to leave early we have arranged to eat at a time to facilitate this . &NAME SUBJECT: hey ! hello ! ! Thanks for the lovely card ! &NAME &NAME to you too ! ! Sorry for the lack of communication recently , but I have been rather busy and also been denied access to the computer for the last few days - &NAME is finishing her A-level geography project and working all the hours of the day ! Anyway , I had a lovely weekend with my sister in &NAME and then spent Monday at &NAME 's and stayed over night . &NAME &NAME was there too , as he was staying en route to &NAME for an interview , so we had a little economics reunion going . On Tuesday we went down to &NAME again and met &NAME and &NAME - andyes , we went canoeing on the &NAME ! &NAME stuff , and we surprisingly managed to return pretty much dry - I seriously thought we 'd capsize ! &NAME joined us after her interview , so that was really lovely too . I returned home on Tuesday night and spent Wed and Thurs trying to get some work out of the way . Finished an essay ... not done much else ! Oh , and if you are coming down to &NAME , could you possibly come on Tuesday ? I have to go through to &NAME then to return some recalled library books , so it would be great if you were there then ... I 'd prefer not to make more than &NUM trip through to &NAME next week if I can help it . What do you reckon ? We could get some lunch and have a picnic ! Hope your revision is going well . I need to get started on some . Hmmmm. . ... Are you doing much work in the bookshop these holidays ? Enjoy ! bye for now , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Reply to hello Dear &NAME , Hello ! No , it is not sunny in &NAME today ! It is very wet and rainy and nasty ( and cold ) . I have been working , a little . Very boring ! I 'm glad to hear someone else is beginning academic work ! It must be a nightmare having all your stuff in boxes ! &NAME &NAME I am very envious ! &NAME &NAME I am even more envious ! Well , perhaps I will see &NAME at some point but that 's about it . I must begin my work . I revised an entire lecture course yesterday , but have n't started yet today Oh dear ! Posting pictures of &NAME on the web seems to be too preoccupying , and then there 's star trek Enjoy your day . &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) hey &NAME &NAME ! ! ! SUBJECT: new email address hello people , as I wo n't see many of you for a while or even ever again ( ! ) I thought I 'd let you know my new email address so we can keep in contact ... &EMAIL It 's been great to know you guys , happy holidays , bye for now , love &NAME xx SUBJECT: Hello ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? : &NAME ? Hi &NAME ! How are you ? Are you back home now ? Did you have a good time with &NAME at his house ? Did you play and more bridge ? I have n't yet , but I have been practising scrabble ! I 'm going to &NAME today to try and buy a new suit . Then I 'm going to visit my grandmother in &NAME . This week I 've been working mostly , although I did go to &NAME on Monday . I got the keys for my new flat &SMILEY and &CHAR boy is it messy ... ! &NAME &NAME is way unimpressed . But projects like these are great fun ! Well , how did you enjoy the holiday ? I thought it was excellent ! &NAME thinks it was a raging success . I particularly enjoyed building the sandcastle . I got my photos back yesterday and they 're good . I might put some of them on the internet for people to see . Well , next week I 'm only working monday and tuesday , then I 'm getting ready to move to &NAME . Hope you 'll be able to come and visit me in &NAME lots if you 're around . Well , it 's raining here and I must go and have my breakfast now . &NAME to hear from you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi again , I just wanted to let you lot know what is going on with &NAME ( my brother in law ) at present . Some of you are already aware that &NAME " cancer returned last month and did not look good . We have all been very worried and it has not been an easy time , although &NAME and &NAME are amazing and refuse to complain or let it get them down . Anyway , following extensive tests , we have been informed that the return is worse than we 'd feared . Basically , the cancer has not only returned and spread in the area it was before ( the muscle and nerves of his right shoulder and chest ) , but it is now in several areas of his bones - his pelvis , right hip , and his back . As this no doubt sounds , it is scarily bad . The doctors say they will not be able to cure him , and can only try to control the spread and ease the pain . Basically , we 've been told that ( excepting a miracle ) he is going to die , and they are talking months . I do n't think I have yet properly grasped this idea , but although it is such devastating news , we have handled it amazingly well , and have &NAME to thank for it . I do n't understand it , and am not sure I ever will fully , but I do know that &NAME must know what is going on and if it is part of His plan then , however reluctantly , sobeit . Please pray for &NAME and &NAME right now , and for my family and &NAME " parents as we all come to terms with the news . On a more cheerful note , my sister &NAME is getting married on 12th Oct to her boyfriend of &NUM and a half months ( man ! ) . &NAME is his name and he 's great . I 've been busy sorting stuff for the wedding ( designing , making and writing invites etc ) and am to be a bridesmaid - wahay , I get to dress up ! Anyway , it is late and I need some shut-eye . Thanks for reading and for your thoughts and prayers , bye for now , lots of love , &NAME xxx Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Hi ! ! &NAME all ! Sorry for the mass email and for my lack of communication over the past few days ... weeks ... months ( delete as appropriate ! ) . Hope you are all well and have had good summers . Mine has been &NUM big job hunt which has resulted in my obtaining a job with &NAME &NAME in &NAME . I move to &NAME tomorrow and start my job on Tuesday ! My plan is to stick with the job for as long as I enjoy it / can bear it and then maybe find something else jobwise or do work experience or something ... hmm ... Basically , I also need to sort out what career I want to pursue , and at present am pretty set on the idea of applying for primary &NAME courses for next year . Anyway , so there you go . Otherwise , my summer has been ok . Have travelled about a bit ( to &NAME 's, to &NAME ( &NAME Games &NAME and &NAME &NAME concert ) , to &NAME to help with kids activities , to &NAME on family holiday ... ) and spent the rest of my time being " the Wedding Planner " , for my sister 's wedding next month , and practically living in the JobCentre . I hate that place . &NAME , better go get some beauty sleep before moving tomorrow . Take care and be in touch . Oh , my new address is : &NUM &NAME Crescent &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME in case any of you feel inclined to write me nice letters ( hint hint , &NAME &SMILEY ) . Emails and phone calls are also most welcome ( &NUM &NUM &NUM ) . I hope jobs , studying , dossing etc go well for you all , bye for now , &NAME xxx &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: hey hello &NAME boy ! ! How are you ? Enjoying life in &NAME &CHAR with your new flat mates ? Relieved that lectures have started again ? &SMILEY I hope all is going well and you are having lots of fun . Have you met lots of new freshers ? have you seen my sister yet ? Anyhow , just thought I 'd drop you a quick line to say hello and thanks for your lovely card . Life here is going well ... work is ok and it 's nice and exciting to be in a new place , meeting lots of new people , near &NAME , etc. . . Hey , I 'm coming North at the weekend . It 's &NAME 's wedding and so I 'm going home on &NAME night and will be home all weekend . Ca n't guarantee being able to pop through to &NAME , but I might be able to ... Well , take care &NAME boy , gotta go and do some more work ... speak soon , &NAME &SMILEY Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : " hey " &NAME &NAME ! " How are you ? Enjoying life in &NAME &CHAR with your new flat mates ? Relieved that lectures have started again ? &SMILEY I hope all is going well and you are having lots of fun . Have you met lots of new freshers ? Have you seen my sister yet ? " - I 'm well . Today was my first day of lectures and I think I understood everything . Not bad at all . No , I have not met lots of new freshers ( what do you think I am ? - sociable ? ) , but I have seen your sister . I completed phase &NUM of my training on Saturday by not tidying up or doing the dishes or mopping the floor in an environment that required all of those things very much ... ! I 'm good . " &NAME , just thought I 'd drop you a quick line to say hello and thanks for your lovely card . Life here is going well ... work is ok and it 's nice and exciting to be in a new place , meeting lots of new people , near &NAME , etc. .. " - You 're welcome . Glad you 're enjoying being in &NAME . Say hi to &NAME from me . " Hey , I 'm coming North at the weekend . It 's &NAME 's wedding and so I 'm going home on &NAME night and will be home all weekend . Ca n't guarantee being able to pop through to &NAME , but I might be able to ... " - &NAME ha , &NAME the bridesmaid strikes again ... Is anyone safe any more ? Well , I hope ou have a good time . I will be on a heightened state of alert just in case you happen to pop over to &NAME . Actually , I must phone you sometime soon to ask you a question . Oh well , have a good evening . I 'm going to print of some exam papers here in the library now . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : " hey " Actually , I must phone you sometime soon to ask you a question . Oh well , have a good evening . I 'm going to print of some exam papers here in the library now . - sounds intriguing ! sorry , ca n't write more ... work to do and all that . I 'll be in trouble if I 'm caught on hotmail again ! ! &SMILEY take care , &NAME &CHAR &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: hello &NAME ! An email from &NAME ! Hello ! Glad to hear you 're enjoying life at the moment . &NUM emails is a lot ... amazing ! I hear you and &NAME regularly gate-crash the astroturf now . " Those of you going back to &NAME , I 'm rather jealous . " - Just off in about &NUM minutes now ... Am running late - should have left by 9am because my mum and I are calling at &NAME to look for curtain material . Such is my busy life ! It was nice to see you at New Year , even if rather fleetingly . I stayed on in &NAME for a week and had a splendid time . Also , I went to &NAME for the first time ! " &NAME hopefully be coming up at end of &NAME / early March . " - &NAME ! &CHAR visit from &NAME ! Excellent ! Do come and say hello if you can . I 'll even show you my New Year photos ( what an offer ! ) . &CHAR , it takes me so long to eat my breakfast ... And what 's this change to &NAME Krispies for ? I am curious . Hope you have a great weekend and do n't work too hard . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! Hello people ! ! long time no speak ( to most of you ) . My New Year 's resolution to be in contact with people more has not really worked . Anyhow , I hope you are all well and enjoying whatever you 're up to . Sorry for the mass email , but I am rather sick of writing emails at present ( it is my job afterall ) . Things are pretty good with me right now . &NAME is back in &NAME ( has been for nearly &NUM weeks ) and I 've seen lots of him which has kept me happy &SMILEY He has had some assignments to hand in and so has had late nights working and on sunday only got &NUM hours sleep ( silly boy ) as he was up most of the night completing the essays in time for hand in. We 've had fun though and played hockey a few times ( I was asked by an onlooker if I wanted to play for her team ! ) , gone for a nice meal , watched several films ... good stuff . I 'm having an evening in front of the telly doing NOTHING this evening as I am EXHAUSTED after a busy week of work . So nice it 's the weekend tomorrow ! ! &NAME may be playing hockey for &NAME City tomorrow , so if he does &NUM 'll go and watch that . I also need to do some birthday shopping for my sister and a friend here called &NAME ( she knows &NAME &NAME for those of you who know &NAME ! ) . Anyway , what else has happened since I last saw some of you at New Year ? Oh , I 've read the 1st &NAME of the Rings book , had a puncture and my bike has never been the same since , eaten &NAME Krispies rather than &NAME ( shock horror ! ) , witnessed some of &NAME disappear under water ( lots of nasty rain ) , written &NUM emails to customers ( wow ! ) , mysteriously lost weight ( much to &NAME 's concern but I think it 's not too worrying ) - so am compensating with eating as many &NAME Bars as I like , oh , and applied for a position in the Returns department here at &NAME . Would be cool if I got that as it is a one-man ( or woman)-show so I would n't have people bossing me around so much ... nor would I be hassled by customers . &NAME . &NAME , well , my break is nearly done and I have another half hour of work to do before I am let out . Bring it on ! Bye for now , lots of love and best wishes to you all . Those of you going back to &NAME , I 'm rather jealous . Will hopefully be coming up at end of &NAME / early March . speak soon and let me know how you 're getting on , love &NAME &SMILEY xx STOP MORE &NAME with the new &NAME &NUM and get &NUM months FREE * &WEBSITE love and a * hug * , &NAME &CHAR Chat online in real time with &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE SUBJECT: College Family Parents ; &EMAIL &NAME &NAME Children ; &EMAIL &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: SJ-JCR : college families Hello all ! Here 's the long awaited list of college parents and children &NUM . &NAME it 's ok and thanks to everyone for volunteering to do this . It really makes a difference to the Freshers . Thanks to all who volunteered but who are n't parents . Sorry we could n't fit you in. Any legitimate complaints , queries or anything about this , e-mail &EMAIL or &EMAIL . Enjoy ! &NAME and &NAME &NAME There 's going to be a party at &NAME on the Thursday night of &NAME " Week , where parents can meet their kids . Look out in the &NAME Room for photo boards of your kids so that you recognise them at the party . Also look out for posters around &NAME and college about events in &NAME " Week that you can take part in. &NAME &NAME wanted us to include this : Can I also just remind you once again about the meeting for volunteers for &NAME " week in the &NAME Room at 7.30pm on Saturday September 30th , the evening before &NAME " Sunday . As many people as possible are needed to help unload cars , take people to rooms and generally getting involved as lots of apprehensive little Freshers arrive with their even more apprehensive parents . If you cannot make the meeting but would like to help on the Sunday then please e-mail me . Just &NUM other thing ! For the men or women who may own a dinner suit , in the Monday of &NAME " Week we have an evening organised on the &NAME &NAME boat , as with last year we have decided that this will be a black tie event . Not all of the &NAME " have dinner suits and although they are aware of the event not everybody can afford to buy one . I have already had &NUM letter to this effect . As with last year I would be extremely grateful if there would be a group of people who would be willing to loan a Fresher their dinner suit for the Monday evening . This would be very much appreciated and I promise you I would ensure that their whereabouts were recorded and I would make sure that they were returned . If you are willing to do this please will you e-mail me and enclose the size of your dinner suit and the number and address that you will be at in &NAME . 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To register please go to &WEBSITE want to have a look around our &NAME Information site at &WEBSITE with best wishes &NAME &NAME , &NAME Relations Officer &NAME &NAME , Deputy Director , Development and &NAME Relations University of &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , DH1 3HP &NAME sent using the Free Trial Version of &NAME , the fastest and easiest way to send personalized e-mail messages . For more information visit &WEBSITE &NUM SUBJECT: College Familiy &NAME : &NAME &NAME College children : &NAME &NAME ( geography ) &NAME &NAME ( chemistry ) SUBJECT: Congregation Timetable PLEASE IGNORE THIS IF YOU ARE NOT A FINAL YEAR STUDENT The Provisional timetable for July &NUM Congregation has been published and you will find it on display on College and Department notice boards . Please check the timetable carefully to find the day and time of your ceremony . It will also be published on the website ( &WEBSITE important information on registration , tickets , robing , photography etc. Please note that ALL students must register for Congregation whether they wish to attend the ceremony in person or have their degree conferred upon them in absentia . &NAME based students should register on either Monday &NUM or Tuesday &NUM June , between &NUM am and &NUM pm in the &NAME Ballroom , &NAME House and &NAME based students on Wednesday &NUM June between &NUM am and &NUM pm in Room A11 , &NAME Building . All students must be clear of debt before they can register so please ensure that you pay any University debt you may have including the return of Library books , fines , IT credits etc by &NUM June . Separate arrangements for registration are being made for students on the &NAME and BSc Education courses . &NAME &NAME Congregation Secretary Secretariat Section University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 3HP &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: &NAME - Message from Principal &NAMEThe College is sponsoring the second annual &NAME lecture , which will be given TODAY by a distinguished and lively biologist , Professor &NAME &NAME &NAME . Professor &NAME &NAME will be speaking on : " The Paradoxes of Evolution : Inevitable Humans in a Lonely Universe " Please support this major event in the life of the College . * &NUM pm * &NAME &NAME Theatre * Geography Department * Science Site ( opposite the University Library ) * Drinks after the Lecture SUBJECT: Fairtrade Fortnight &NAME - All interested in Fairtrade Fortnight . I also want to take this occassion to pass on official congratulations to all on the &NAME &CHAR team football team for their first win in &NUM and a half years today . Back of the Net . Thanks . &NAME Fairtrade fortnight is approaching- 3rd to 16th March . For anyone interested in Fairtrade products and the ethics behind them , there are several up and coming events . ... &NAME 4th - Product stand in the union Thurs 6th - Product stand in the union . &NAME 7th - Afternoon stand in &NAME giving out leaflets and samples . &NAME 11th - Product stand in the union Wed 12th - Proposed trip to main Traidcraft head office / warehouse in &NAME . &NAME 13th - Product stand in the union . Sat 15th- 'Speak " event in Gateway / &NAME &NAME 's We would be grateful if people could volunteer to work a shift or &NUM in the union . Please email us and let us know if and when you are free . Also please let us know if you would be interested in the trip to &NAME and hopefully this can be arranged if there is the demand . Now is the time to get involved , particularly if you would be interested in taking over the running of the shop after &NAME . ... its a lovely job- please come and chat to us about it ! Thank you ! &NAME and &NAME xx SJ-JCR is a mailing list used by &NAME &NAME College &NAME . The &NAME may not be responsible for the content of postings . For questions regarding this list contact &NAME &NAME - &EMAIL . SUBJECT: &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! People of &NAME , &NAME is your friend . And , how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel &NAME &NAME this summer ? ? Please email me back with answers to the following &NUM questions : &NUM Would you like to come ? &NUM If the answer to &NUM . is YES , then are there any dates ( between August 1st and mid September ) that you CA N'T make ? &NAME , &NAME ( with &NAME looking on ) SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! &NAME &NAME ( possibly with &NAME looking on ) I cannot have another hoiday to &NAME , because I do not have a first one to have another of . But this problem aside , it sounds like a good idea , but until I have a job I will not be able to commit myself . I may or may not have dates within the afformentioned dates on which I am busy , working ( and earning money ! ) . Really the long and short of it is that I do n't know . ( &NAME plan but practical reality difficult ) Anyway , there is loads of snow here and on Friday I had a snowball fight with my Dad and today I had a snowball fight with my brother . I also made gingerbread men . I bet you ca n't contain your excitment ! Tomorrow I have to catch the train at 7.45am . I am not impressed . Thanks for sorting out about new year . It was a great party and I really enjoyed seeing you all and spending time with you . It was a treat to see people who are to my mind , NORMAL ! ! Anyway , &NAME New Year , Happy Christmas in anticipation of &NUM months time , and Happy Birthday . Love &NAME ( I think the stress of packing to start work tomorrow has caused me to go temporarily insane ! ) Hope your FREE portable and private address on the net at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! Another holiday with YOU ! ! ! You must be joking ! ! I would rather ?@' $ & * $ &NAME " ! ! ! Am trying to get some law / environment work ( experience ) over the summer so wo n't know for a while , but will keep you posted . Hear New Year was good . Will talk soon as must tell you about the skiing and stiches that my Dad got etc and ca n't be bothered to write the whole epic down . Good luck with the up and coming exams , I People of &NAME , &NAME is your friend . And , how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel &NAME &NAME this summer ? ? Please email me back with answers to the following &NUM questions : &NUM Would you like to come ? &NUM If the answer to &NUM . is YES , then are there any dates ( between August 1st and mid September ) that you CA N'T make ? &NAME , &NAME ( with &NAME looking on ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ( Fwd ) Hey &NAME , would love to come . good plan . only thing is i'should have got a job by then'so no idea when I 'd be free . but I 'd come up for the weekend or something , bit far ahead to' tell yet ... anyways'savour the delights of' the new term , and come' round for a nice cup of &NAME ( or squash .. ) when you 're up in good ol' county &NAME ! &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ( Fwd ) Sounds great . will get back re dates . I think new years was a sucess ! &NAME People of &NAME , &NAME is your friend . And , how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel &NAME &NAME this summer ? ? Please email me back with answers to the following &NUM questions : &NUM Would you like to come ? &NUM If the answer to &NUM . is YES , then are there any dates ( between August 1st and mid September ) that you CA N'T make ? &NAME , &NAME ( with &NAME looking on ) Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! &NAME &NAME , Sounds cool , but I 'm officially still working for &NAME &NAME then and I 'm not sure if I can take time off as I 'm already committed to holiday club here , and &NAME camp and a &NAME camp ... there are days I 'm free at the moment , between 4th August and the 8th and 18th-22nd , but I would n't like to say a definite yes . Perhaps if the rest of you go I could join you for a couple of days ? &NAME is definitely out as that 's when the job hunt begins in &NAME ( or I might even have one by then , miracles do happen ! ) . Thanks for organising this , love , &NAME &NAME You still have my Coastal &NAME &NAME , you toad ! From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : &NAME , &NAME " ( &NAME &NAME &NAME " ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME " ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME " ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME " ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME " ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME " ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME " ( &NAME &NAME &NAME " ( &NAME &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) Subject : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM People of &NAME , &NAME is your friend . And , how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel &NAME &NAME this summer ? ? Please email me back with answers to the following &NUM questions : &NUM Would you like to come ? &NUM If the answer to &NUM . is YES , then are there any dates ( between August 1st and mid September ) that you CA N'T make ? &NAME , &NAME ( with &NAME looking on ) &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! What is the story with this ? Is everyone going ? I only just got on email &NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me , hope you 're all feeling smashing , with love to you all , &NAME " too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour " &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : People of &NAME , &NAME is your friend . And , how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel &NAME &NAME this summer ? ? Please email me back with answers to the following &NUM questions : &NUM Would you like to come ? &NUM . If the answer to &NUM . is YES , then are there any dates ( between August 1st and mid September ) that you CA N'T make ? &NAME , &NAME ( with &NAME looking on ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NUM Hi &NAME ! It was good to talk with you last night again . I am not sure as yet when I will be free , depending on when I get my thesis finished , I guess , also there is a week in August when I am away with my family . I 'll try to find out the acutal dates . Other than that , sounds GRRRRRRREAT ! &NAME - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Dear all , I must apologise for sending &CHAR , relatively , blank email - I am being very inept today . Anyway , since lots of people seemed to enjoy the holiday we had last summer , &NAME and I thought we 'd arrange another one for this summer . You have all been invited and basically , come if you can and want to , I guess , or for as much of the week as you like . Have a good weekend and happy packing for those lucky few who are going back to &NAME . &NAME & &NAME What is the story with this ? Is everyone going ? I only just got on email &NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me , hope you 're all feeling smashing , with love to you all , &NAME " too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour " &NAME ATTACHMENT part &NUM application / msword nameC : Documents and &NAME &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NUM Only kidding ! ! ! &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear all , I must apologise for sending &CHAR , relatively , blank email - I am being very inept today . Anyway , since lots of people seemed to enjoy the holiday we had last summer , &NAME and I thought we 'd arrange another one for this summer . You have all been invited and basically , come if you can and want to , I guess , or for as much of the week as you like . Have a good weekend and happy packing for those lucky few who are going back to &NAME . &NAME & &NAME What is the story with this ? Is everyone going ? I only just got on email &NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me , hope you 're all feeling smashing , with love to you all , &NAME " too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour " &NAME &WEBSITE Type : &NAME &NAME ( application / msword ) &NAME : base64 SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME , I think there must be a mistake ... &NAME 's girlfriend is on the list ? ! &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear all , I must apologise for sending &CHAR , relatively , blank email - I am being very inept today . Anyway , since lots of people seemed to enjoy the holiday we had last summer , &NAME and I thought we 'd arrange another one for this summer . You have all been invited and basically , come if you can and want to , I guess , or for as much of the week as you like . Have a good weekend and happy packing for those lucky few who are going back to &NAME . &NAME & &NAME What is the story with this ? Is everyone going ? I only just got on email &NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me , hope you 're all feeling smashing , with love to you all , &NAME " too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour " &NAME &WEBSITE Type : &NAME &NAME ( application / msword ) &NAME : base64 SUBJECT: Re : Fwd : Re : &NAME &NAME &NUM ( sigh ) &NAME &NAME - what a character . On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME , I think there must be a mistake ... &NAME 's girlfriend is on the list ? ! SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NUM Dates I ca n't make maybe 7th to 14th August ( I ca n't read my writing . ) 16-23rd of August ( Family holiday ) Hope you are well , &NAME - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) What is the story with this ? Is everyone going ? I only just got on email &NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me , hope you 're all feeling smashing , with love to you all , &NAME " too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour " &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Fwd : Re : &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME , I think we should probably try and book sometime soon - it looks like we are already fairly limited as to when we can do it , and August is a VERY popular time for the bungalow . I will have a look at what people have said tonight , and confer with you before I actually go ahead and do anything ! &CHAR On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dates I ca n't make maybe 7th to 14th August ( I ca n't read my writing . ) 16-23rd of August ( Family holiday ) Hope you are well , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME All you good good people . Listen to me ... We are limited to having our holiday sometime in August , and unfortunately Chapel is already booked for the whole of August , so if we are going to do anything it is going to have to be elsewhere . Now , &NAME and I were wondering if any of you know of any places like Chapel ( owned by your family ? ? ) that might be free sometime in August ( preferably the first week ) . So , if you could let me know if anything springs to mind , then that would be super . Cheerio then ! &NAME SUBJECT: What we want you to know ... People of The &NAME , I am going to sample your opinion ... Time is ticking along rather merrily and this has been drawn to my attention as we are nearing the end of &NAME . Provisional holiday date is the first week of August , but this is not definite . &NAME , we cannot go to Chapel this summer because it is all booked up . After receiving very little feedback from our last email asking if any of you had villas we could stay in , &NAME and I feel that there are now &NUM options ... &NUM ) We go to &NAME 's cottage next to the lake in &NAME . Cost is likely to be between £ &NUM and £ &NUM each ( including flights & everything ) . But the plus point is that it 's &NAME &SMILEY and there is a bath ! ! ! And we might stay in &NAME for a few nights if the desire intoxicated us sufficiently . &NUM ) We rent a large house somewhere in &NAME probably and drive over to eliminate flights . Cost is likely to be somewhere in the vague region of £ &NUM each ( but I do n't have a clue , so do n't quote me , please ) . The plus point is the cheap petrol , but unfortunately at this stage we can neither confirm or deny any rumours of a bath . These are both suggestions which have been intimated to &NAME and I and we want to know what you all think about them . If you have any alternative ideas , however ill-formed , please tell us . Your friendly holiday coordinators , &NAME & &NAME SUBJECT: Re : What we want you to know ... &NAME &NAME . On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : People of The &NAME , I am going to sample your opinion ... Time is ticking along rather merrily and this has been drawn to my attention as we are nearing the end of &NAME . Provisional holiday date is the first week of August , but this is not definite . &NAME , we cannot go to Chapel this summer because it is all booked up . After receiving very little feedback from our last email asking if any of you had villas we could stay in , &NAME and I feel that there are now &NUM options ... &NUM ) We go to &NAME 's cottage next to the lake in &NAME . Cost is likely to be between £ &NUM and £ &NUM each ( including flights & everything ) . But the plus point is that it 's &NAME &SMILEY and there is a bath ! ! ! And we might stay in &NAME for a few nights if the desire intoxicated us sufficiently . &NUM ) We rent a large house somewhere in &NAME probably and drive over to eliminate flights . Cost is likely to be somewhere in the vague region of £ &NUM each ( but I do n't have a clue , so do n't quote me , please ) . The plus point is the cheap petrol , but unfortunately at this stage we can neither confirm or deny any rumours of a bath . These are both suggestions which have been intimated to &NAME and I and we want to know what you all think about them . If you have any alternative ideas , however ill-formed , please tell us . Your friendly holiday coordinators , &NAME & &NAME SUBJECT: Re : What we want you to know ... &NAME , &CHAR beautifully constructed email . The cost I quoted was given to me by &NAME , master of economy - can there be any dissent ? Remember , it is the first week in August we are talking about and I 'm sure I do n't need to tell you that is peak time . " love and other indoor sports " - That 's scandalous ! I assume you know what it means now . Anyway , it certainly wo n't form part of any holiday &NAME and I are organising . And what on earth does it have to do with where you put it in the text ? I 'm confused . " I hate computers ... [ and ] want to cry " - Oh dear , &SMILEY I hope your work goes better today . At least you 're doing some . " &NAME sounds good . &NAME are you not allowed to fly still ? When will the flying abstinance be over ? " - Flying should n't be a problem for me . But the idea was to go under the sea and then we would be able to go by car . That way it 's cheaper because no flying in the sky ! I hope you have a really good afternoon and enjoy your weekend . It was really nice to see you up in &NAME at the weekend . &NAME N. &NAME wrote : FIRSTLY I AM SO BORED ) I HATE ASSIGNMENTS AND I HATE COMPUTERS ) ONE HAS JUST LOST LOADS OF MY WORK ) I WANT TO &NAME secondly , I do n't think it would cost THAT muh to go to &NAME but if it does then I guess I ca n't go because it is too much thirdly , &NAME sounds good . &NAME are you not allowed to fly still ? When will the flying abstinance be over ? it can probably cost less than &NUM hundred if we 're careful . but I warn you , if we do go by car , I am sick on ferries ... can we go on the chunnel ? &NAME 's mum would like it , love and other indoor sports ( read that in a book when I was &NUM and did n't understand what it meant ) &NAME SUBJECT: Re : What we want you to know ... FIRSTLY I AM SO BORED ) I HATE ASSIGNMENTS AND I HATE COMPUTERS ) ONE HAS JUST LOST LOADS OF MY WORK ) I WANT TO &NAME secondly , I do n't think it would cost THAT muh to go to &NAME but if it does then I guess I ca n't go because it is too much thirdly , &NAME sounds good . &NAME are you not allowed to fly still ? When will the flying abstinance be over ? it can probably cost less than &NUM hundred if we 're careful . but I warn you , if we do go by car , I am sick on ferries ... can we go on the chunnel ? &NAME 's mum would like it , love and other indoor sports ( read that in a book when I was &NUM and did n't understand what it meant ) &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : People of The &NAME , I am going to sample your opinion ... Time is ticking along rather merrily and this has been drawn to my attention as we are nearing the end of &NAME . Provisional holiday date is the first week of August , but this is not definite . &NAME , we cannot go to Chapel this summer because it is all booked up . After receiving very little feedback from our last email asking if any of you had villas we could stay in , &NAME and I feel that there are now &NUM options ... &NUM ) We go to &NAME 's cottage next to the lake in &NAME . Cost is likely to be between £ &NUM and £ &NUM each ( including flights & everything ) . But the plus point is that it 's &NAME &SMILEY and there is a bath ! ! ! And we might stay in &NAME for a few nights if the desire intoxicated us sufficiently . &NUM ) We rent a large house somewhere in &NAME probably and drive over to eliminate flights . Cost is likely to be somewhere in the vague region of £ &NUM each ( but I do n't have a clue , so do n't quote me , please ) . The plus point is the cheap petrol , but unfortunately at this stage we can neither confirm or deny any rumours of a bath . These are both suggestions which have been intimated to &NAME and I and we want to know what you all think about them . If you have any alternative ideas , however ill-formed , please tell us . Your friendly holiday coordinators , &NAME & &NAME SUBJECT: Re : What we want you to know ... Just to clear this up once and for all hopefully : If we go to &NAME we wounld be talking the train - so no airplanes and no boats , ergo , no sea sickness . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : What we want you to know ... Hello all , sorry to have been out of the loop until now . busy busy , as &NAME said . &NAME , wow , you are very brave , if I was in for an op everyone would know months in advance ! I 'm so glad it went well and I hope it does the trick . Holidays ... lovely ideas guys , but I 'm afraid I wo n't be able to go , so you 'll have to forego the pleaseure of my company . I 'm off doing camps etc most of August and have no money anyhow . I hope everyone 's &NAME For the &NAME peeps , I 'm thinking of organising a meal for my birthday on Thursday 20th March . Anyone around ? Love and hugs ( &NAME , there was no need to be crude ! ! ! ) &NAME From : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME To : &EMAIL &NAME : &EMAIL Subject : Re : What we want you to know ... &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Just to clear this up once and for all hopefully : If we go to &NAME we wounld be talking the train - so no airplanes and no boats , ergo , no sea sickness . &NAME Overloaded with spam ? With &NAME &NUM you can filter it out SUBJECT: Re : What we want you to know ... &NAME , &NAME First things first , I was in hospital yesterday having my heart fixed , which when written like that sounds mighteously scary , but I am pleased to that it was n't. I now have a small coil shaped thing inside me and no blood flow where I should n't. It was very clever they stuck it in my leg and threaded it up , so no big scar or long hospital stay . Also no general anesthetic so no time feeling sick . So I can go to work on Monday and play football as long as I do n't play in goal ( which is good &NAME I HATE goal keeping ! ) and no rugby tackling ! Secondly , holidays . What a good idea ! I would love to go to &NAME and would be my optimum choice . £ &NUM is a lot-I wonder if it could be made any cheaper , flying out in the middle of the night is unpleasant but cheap . &NAME is normally hot and sunny which is important to me . I also get sick on ferries , but well I guess I could get over that. ( or fly straight from &NAME ... ) IF we went somewhere nice that would be good . ( beach ... ) I suppose there is the possibilty of my parents house / cottage in &NAME . This would take some persuasion of the parents , but if you want me to try , it would be free and quiet . It wo n't be warm , there 's not much at all to do , it 's not near the beach and it 's &NUM hours from &NAME which is &NUM hours from &NAME , so do the maths from your own houses ! That is some comment . I hope that helps &NAME , and the rest of you can feel popular and informed about my life . Actually , work is going &NAME have been very very busy . &NAME has tendonitis in his foot so he wo n't be playing any sport or even running upstairs for &NUM weeks at least . It will be a bit of a problem for a sports team member , but we 'll get by . LAst week I learnt about buying minibuses and insurance and mots and ohhhh it was exciting , but hopefully we will get the grant we applied for . I would appreciate it if you prayed especially for this girl called &NAME . She is having a lot of problems at home , her parents make her stay off school to look after her younger brothers and sisters ! and so she is a long way behind with her standard grades . she is also grounded a lot and so hardly sees her friends . Her mum is pregnant with her 7th kid at the moment and so &NAME can only guess that things will get harder particularly as they have only have a &NUM bedroom house . She is going to Soul surviour in the summer with a loving aunt . She really wants ot be involved in the church in perth but &NAME she is grounded finds it hard . &NAME studying / work / learning to drive * delete as appropriate is going well for you all Love &NAME &NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : What we want you to know ... &NAME , Oh , is the eurostar really expensive ? If we flew , we would need to hire a car or &NUM in &NAME though ... Hmmm. .. Do you have any knowledge of where we can hire these houses from ? Hope you 're having a good day . " parce que le derniere email que j' ai ecris a ete trop risque pour certains ! " - Yes , whatever possessed you to write it ? &NAME certainly took you to task for it anyway . &NAME N. &NAME wrote : If we go to &NAME it is probably cheaper to fly than to take the eurostar and drive ( just a point of interest ) I am in the throws of trying to get a job in the summer in &NAME for a while so do decide quickly as I will need to know when to work and when not to work ( provided that it is possible ) aurevoir mes petits choux fleurs ( just practicing my French ! ) bisous &CHAR ( parce que le derniere email que j' ai ecris a ete trop risque pour certains ! ) ( I 'm sure only &NAME will understand this ... maybe &NAME ? ) love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : What we want you to know ... If we go to &NAME it is probably cheaper to fly than to take the eurostar and drive ( just a point of interest ) I am in the throws of trying to get a job in the summer in &NAME for a while so do decide quickly as I will need to know when to work and when not to work ( provided that it is possible ) aurevoir mes petits choux fleurs ( just practicing my French ! ) bisous &CHAR ( parce que le derniere email que j' ai ecris a ete trop risque pour certains ! ) ( I 'm sure only &NAME will understand this ... maybe &NAMES ? ) love &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hello all , sorry to have been out of the loop until now . busy busy , as &NAME said . &NAME , wow , you are very brave , if I was in for an op everyone would know months in advance ! I 'm so glad it went well and I hope it does the trick . Holidays ... lovely ideas guys , but I 'm afraid I wo n't be able to go , so you 'll have to forego the pleaseure of my company . I 'm off doing camps etc most of August and have no money anyhow . I hope everyone 's &NAME For the &NAME peeps , I 'm thinking of organising a meal for my birthday on Thursday 20th March . Anyone around ? Love and hugs ( &NAME , there was no need to be crude ! ! ! ) &NAME From : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME To : &EMAIL &NAME : &EMAIL Subject : Re : What we want you to know ... &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Just to clear this up once and for all hopefully : If we go to &NAME we wounld be talking the train - so no airplanes and no boats , ergo , no sea sickness . &NAME Overloaded with spam ? With &NAME &NUM you can filter it out SUBJECT: Re : Check it out ... &NAME . Though that 's certainly not how you spell &NAME ! ! &NAME , looking forward to it . We need to work out what we 'll need and then apply to &NAME &NAME to get funding . Later , &NAME Guys , I 've decided that we need a name for our after exam project group The &NAME Group cunningly made into an acronim , TAGG TAGG Positions &NAME &NAME : Senior Scientist &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME and Research Assistant &NAME &NAME : Senior Researcher &NAME &NAME : Construction and Testing By the way these posistions are not fixed by any means , and are not meant to be either insulting or overly complimentory . &NAME &NAME wrote : Oh my word , it 's actually serious ... &NAME wood anyone ? Where are we going to get the power supply from ? Shall I ask my Lab Technicians ? &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME wrote : &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Check it out ... Oh my goodness ! Firstly , can someone tell me &NAME was n't being serious when he told me he had asked &NAME &NAME for funding ? Secondly , what 's the difference between a senior scientist and a senior researcher ? Thirdly , lets give ourselves a modicum of scientific credibility and not put " anti-gravity " in any acronym . Fourthly , I know we 're scientists , but surely we can do better that TAGG . Fifthly , much as I love the idea of handling money , why do we need funding for balsa wood and aluminium foil ? It ca n't cost the earth . Sixthly , lets run a spell check before we publish any research papers . Well , I look forward to some enjoyable after-exam time spent on a fun project of a semi-scientific nature . Can &NAME really get a high voltage power supply ? It would be easier than using the electron gun inside my monitor . Assuming this thing is not a hoax and it actually " levitates " ( and certainly this is an assumption until proven otherwise ) , I would like to look into varying the power supply , copper wire and aluminium foil etc. in order to test the properties different materials give the device . I am not the resident sceptic , but certainly I tend in that direction at the moment . But it should be fun ! I look forward to commencement . " &NAME " &NAME / ie ( depending on who you are ) SUBJECT: Weird stuff Guys , Check out this link : &WEBSITE &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Weird stuff People , This is most interesting indeed . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Guys , Check out this link : &WEBSITE &CHAR SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Check it out ... ] &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Check it out ... Firstly , can someone tell me &NAME was n't being serious when he told me he had asked &NAME &NAME for funding ? Of course we need funding ! ! ! Secondly , what 's the difference between a senior scientist and a senior researcher ? I 'm a senior researcher ; &NAME 's a senior scientist . Fifthly , much as I love the idea of handling money , why do we need funding for balsa wood and aluminium foil ? It ca n't cost the earth . Of course we need funding ! ! ! Sixthly , lets run a spell check before we publish any research papers . Why , &NAME nows &NAME to spel . Well , I look forward to some enjoyable after-exam time spent on a fun project of a semi-scientific nature . Funded by the &NAME ! ! ! Can &NAME really get a high voltage power supply ? It would be easier than using the electron gun inside my monitor . Definitely - go &NAME , go &NAME ... But then again , there 's less chance of &NAME blowing himself up ... &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Check it out ... &NAME on ! ! I want brains too. . &CHAR I agree with &NAME , who agrees with me , that funding is absolutely necessary . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME is also desirable . After we get this to work , perhaps we can start work on the anti-grav car . &CHAR senior scientist has the brains , and a senior researcher finds out what the people with brains have said in the past . &CHAR &NAME ! &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Firstly , can someone tell me &NAME was n't being serious when he told me he had asked &NAME &NAME for funding ? Of course we need funding ! ! ! Secondly , what 's the difference between a senior scientist and a senior researcher ? I 'm a senior researcher ; &NAME 's a senior scientist . Fifthly , much as I love the idea of handling money , why do we need funding for balsa wood and aluminium foil ? It ca n't cost the earth . Of course we need funding ! ! ! Sixthly , lets run a spell check before we publish any research papers . Why , &NAME nows &NAME to spel . Well , I look forward to some enjoyable after-exam time spent on a fun project of a semi-scientific nature . Funded by the &NAME ! ! ! Can &NAME really get a high voltage power supply ? It would be easier than using the electron gun inside my monitor . Definitely - go &NAME , go &NAME ... But then again , there 's less chance of &NAME blowing himself up ... &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Clarification of suggested positions So , &NAME has brains , but &NAME and I do n't? ? ? Basically a senior researcher is just a glorified librarian . I agree ; it would be more desirable to blow &NAME up . &NAME is keeping very quiet about all this ... You 're still mad to want funding ... ! It 's okay for you &NUM , but I 'm still going to be here next year ... &NAME SUBJECT: Clarification of suggested positions OK , how about this : &NAME : wizard of physical law & seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of engineering & master of action / reaction &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physics &NAME : health and safety Sounds much more like it to me . &CHAR So , &NAME has brains , but &NAME and I do n't? ? ? Basically a senior researcher is just a glorified librarian . I agree ; it would be more desirable to blow &NAME up . &NAME is keeping very quiet about all this ... You 're still mad to want funding ... ! It 's okay for you &NUM , but I 'm still going to be here next year ... &NAME SUBJECT: Clarification of suggested positions Regarding your proposed positions ... &NAME : wizard of physical law & seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of engineering & master of action / reaction &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physics &NAME : health and safety Sounds excellent indeed ! Would prefer ... &NAME : wizard of physical law & seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of electrogravity and master of the elements &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physics &NAME : health and safety SUBJECT: Re : Clarification of suggested positions Proposal for final role descriptions : &NAME : wizard of physical lore and seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of electrogravity and master of the elements &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physical reality &NAME : health and safety SUBJECT: Re : Check it out ... I would like to say something ... arrrrgghhhhh ! ! ! ! I 'm supposed to have the brains in this operation ? ? ? ? ? I think not . I have no brains left . &SMILEY Nightmare exam ... just as long as this project has nothing to do with &NAME &NAME I might be okay ... ( and please do n't grammar check that sentence ! ) Will find out about power supply maybe tomorrow or next week . Have to locate my lab technicians ( hope they have n't disappeared ) . I have the strange feeling that I had a dream last night about being lost in the physics department ... scary ! I 've completely forgotten what I wanted to say . Oh well . I 'll read on ... " T.S. &NAME " wrote : I agree with &NAME , who agrees with me , that funding is absolutely necessary . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME is also desirable . After we get this to work , perhaps we can start work on the anti-grav car . &CHAR senior scientist has the brains , and a senior researcher finds out what the people with brains have said in the past . &CHAR &NAME ! &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Firstly , can someone tell me &NAME was n't being serious when he told me he had asked &NAME &NAME for funding ? Of course we need funding ! ! ! Secondly , what 's the difference between a senior scientist and a senior researcher ? I 'm a senior researcher ; &NAME 's a senior scientist . Fifthly , much as I love the idea of handling money , why do we need funding for balsa wood and aluminium foil ? It ca n't cost the earth . Of course we need funding ! ! ! Sixthly , lets run a spell check before we publish any research papers . Why , &NAME nows &NAME to spel . Well , I look forward to some enjoyable after-exam time spent on a fun project of a semi-scientific nature . Funded by the &NAME ! ! ! Can &NAME really get a high voltage power supply ? It would be easier than using the electron gun inside my monitor . Definitely - go &NAME , go &NAME ... But then again , there 's less chance of &NAME blowing himself up ... &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Clarification of suggested positions It seems to me as if &NAME may have been demoted slightly here ... I thought &NAME was the Health and Safety guy ! I 'll tell you what , you guys can build the thing and I 'll just be in charge &SMILEY Actually , being a wizard could be quite fun . This calls for a delicate operation ... are any of us qualified ? &NAME can cut , &NAME can stick , I 'll press the " on " switch , and &NAME can tell us it 's looking " great ! &NAME &NAME ! ! " On a 'serious " note ... &CHAR suggest we try stiff drinking straws for the struts because they 're lighter and easier to acquire . &NAME supply and copper wire I 'll investigate , aluminium foil we should be able to manage . Glue ? - they might have some in the lab as well . There 's a whole workshop in the Physics department for building this kind of thing , but I 'm not allowed to go in there ! &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Regarding your proposed positions ... &NAME : wizard of physical law & seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of engineering & master of action / reaction &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physics &NAME : health and safety Sounds excellent indeed ! Would prefer ... &NAME : wizard of physical law & seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of electrogravity and master of the elements &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physics &NAME : health and safety SUBJECT: Re : Clarification of suggested positions Oh dear ... are you guys doing any work at all ? ? ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Proposal for final role descriptions : &NAME : wizard of physical lore and seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of electrogravity and master of the elements &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physical reality &NAME : health and safety SUBJECT: Re : Clarification of suggested positions And balsa wood is n't that hard to find , and it is quite strong , and very light . we should use that with my superglue . &NAME wrote : Oh dear ... are you guys doing any work at all ? ? ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Proposal for final role descriptions : &NAME : wizard of physical lore and seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of electrogravity and master of the elements &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physical reality &NAME : health and safety &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Clarification of suggested positions &NAME , we will have to make sure that your superglue has the right properties . &CHAR And balsa wood is n't that hard to find , and it is quite strong , and very light . we should use that with my superglue . &NAME wrote : Oh dear ... are you guys doing any work at all ? ? ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Proposal for final role descriptions : &NAME : wizard of physical lore and seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of electrogravity and master of the elements &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physical reality &NAME : health and safety &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Clarification of suggested positions You mean like stickyness ? Yes , very important . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , we will have to make sure that your superglue has the right properties . &CHAR And balsa wood is n't that hard to find , and it is quite strong , and very light . we should use that with my superglue . &NAME wrote : Oh dear ... are you guys doing any work at all ? ? ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Proposal for final role descriptions : &NAME : wizard of physical lore and seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of electrogravity and master of the elements &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physical reality &NAME : health and safety &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: TAGG So my dear collegues , when do we start ? &NAME - any success with the high voltage supply ? I guess we could build / test this device in the physics labs if that would be ok . Funding ? is always nice . &NAME any more reading ? - I expect that when you finish your exams you will be able to devote much time to this . &NAME - I hope you are more awake today ! Love you guys lots ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : TAGG &NAME , come Thursday I will do nothing but read about lifters ( ahem ) . &CHAR So my dear collegues , when do we start ? &NAME - any success with the high voltage supply ? I guess we could build / test this device in the physics labs if that would be ok . Funding ? is always nice . &NAME any more reading ? - I expect that when you finish your exams you will be able to devote much time to this . &NAME - I hope you are more awake today ! Love you guys lots ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : TAGG Dear you &NUM : &CHAR ) , Look , perhaps you are not all aware of this , but we are currently in the middle of exams . : / We do not start until the 1st of July . Find out all you want before then - but we do n't make decisions until then and we definitely do n't start building it until then ! This lifter stuff is deviating me from my revision and I can do without that . &SMILEY And please forget about the " funding " . If you 're all too miserly to buy £ &NUM worth of balsa wood then I 'll pay for everything - honestly , I 'm supposed to be the tight-fisted Scottish one , but this is ridiculous ! Now , I have an exam in &NUM hours , so perhaps I 'd better go and revise ! See you all sometime . &NAME &SMILEY &NAME &NAME if this email sounds harsh , but I 'm just to busy with exams to concentrate on electrokinetic propulsion - inviting as it is - and therein lies the problem ! SUBJECT: Re : TAGG ok guys ... no more deviating ... &NAME wrote : Dear you &NUM : &CHAR ) , Look , perhaps you are not all aware of this , but we are currently in the middle of exams . : / We do not start until the 1st of July . Find out all you want before then - but we do n't make decisions until then and we definitely do n't start building it until then ! This lifter stuff is deviating me from my revision and I can do without that . &SMILEY And please forget about the " funding " . If you 're all too miserly to buy £ &NUM worth of balsa wood then I 'll pay for everything - honestly , I 'm supposed to be the tight-fisted Scottish one , but this is ridiculous ! Now , I have an exam in &NUM hours , so perhaps I 'd better go and revise ! See you all sometime . &NAME &SMILEY &NAME &NAME if this email sounds harsh , but I 'm just to busy with exams to concentrate on electrokinetic propulsion - inviting as it is - and therein lies the problem ! SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME ! Hey guys - good news ! I was at the science site today and went to see my lab technician ... he is very happy for us to use the 2nd year lab and will find us the High Voltage &NAME supply , etc. Fabulous ! I told you I could be charming when I wanted to be ... &SMILEY " Aviation is go " says &NAME ... ! Can I suggest next Weds as a good day ? ( &NAME is away from &NAME , the rest of the week is taken , &NAME the following week ... ) Speak soon , love &NAME x SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME ! Ooops ... I meant love from the Wizard of &NAME &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME ! &NAME . Hey guys - good news ! I was at the science site today and went to see my lab technician ... he is very happy for us to use the 2nd year lab and will find us the High Voltage &NAME supply , etc. Fabulous ! I told you I could be charming when I wanted to be ... &SMILEY " Aviation is go " says &NAME ... ! Can I suggest next Weds as a good day ? ( &NAME is away from &NAME , the rest of the week is taken , &NAME the following week ... ) Speak soon , love &NAME x SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear fellow TAGGers , ( I cringe ) Today was a little bit dissapointing , but do not give up hope ... ! &CHAR , personally , intend to make a lifter someday and hopefully it wo n't be too long . I had a fun time today though even if aviation was n't go after all . Anyway , thought you might be interested in looking at this link after our little discussion about &NAME &NAME &NAME ( spelling ? ) generators this afternoon . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Coil &NAME , I forgot the link ... &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Coil Far Shores eh &NAME ! ! Is n't that a bit unscientific for you ? ? ! ! &CHAR &NAME , I forgot the link ... &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Coil Absolutely . We shall not give up . We shall fight on . We may have lost a battle , BUT WE WILL WIN THE WAR ! ! ! ! &NAME Dear fellow TAGGers , ( I cringe ) Today was a little bit dissapointing , but do not give up hope ... ! &CHAR , personally , intend to make a lifter someday and hopefully it wo n't be too long . I had a fun time today though even if aviation was n't go after all . Anyway , thought you might be interested in looking at this link after our little discussion about &NAME &NAME &NAME ( spelling ? ) generators this afternoon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Coil Hear hear ! &NAME &NAME wrote : Absolutely . We shall not give up . We shall fight on . We may have lost a battle , BUT WE WILL WIN THE WAR ! ! ! ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Coil Yes , of course it is ! But I consoled myself by just skimming through the headlines to look for any scientific stuff that managed to misplace itself ... &NAME &NAME 's day . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Far Shores eh &NAME ! ! Is n't that a bit unscientific for you ? ? ! ! &CHAR &NAME , I forgot the link ... &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Coil okey dokey blokey we 'll give this guy in the Electronics Workshop a go ! &NAME x &NAME &NAME wrote : Hear hear ! &NAME &NAME wrote : Absolutely . We shall not give up . We shall fight on . We may have lost a battle , BUT WE WILL WIN THE WAR ! ! ! ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Cleaning If you need to contact me over the holidays . . ... &NUM &NUM &NUM &EMAIL ( my dad 's e-mail ) chow ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( Flat &NAME ) Dear &NAME , I received your message to &NAME . I cannot however convert your WORD document in my version of WORD if it has a password . Could you send it without a password ? I will not be in the office tomorrow so you might want to copy any message to &NAME 's brother &NAME and the address above . Thanks &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME WC1E 6BT UK SUBJECT: A message for &NAME ( &NUM ) Hi &NAME , Glad to hear your job is going quite well . I hope the weather improves for you . It 's been a lovely day here , blue sky etc. I did the family shopping ( to aid my preparations for flat life next term ) and cooked the evening meal . ( same reason ) We had pork chops marinated with orange sauce . By the way , &NAME wrote the following about flat cookery to me Glad to hear about your cooking ; now there 's &NUM of us who can cook ( do n't trust &NAME and &NAME 's cooking , do n't trust &NAME 's methods of cooking , tend to be of the " What 's this ? How interesting ! I 'll put that in , then " variety ) . I thought that very amusing . So , you 're writing a story ! Cool ! I look forward to reading it if it turns out well . Is &NAME in it ? I hope you continue to enjoy playing the violin again . I must go and sacrifice a lamb , to the spirit of the river , Father &NAME &NAME poem , interesting ritual . Did you see DS9 this evening ? With regards to Any news from &NAME ? yes ! See the other e-mail which I 've sent you . I 'm going away on my &NAME camp on Saturday and quite looking forward to it . Amazingly , someone in my fell group is going on the same camp ! It 's &NAME . Anyway , take care . Also , is it convenient for you to send and receive emails ? I am asking simply to gauge the volume you receive from me . See you , &NAME [ in] [ o] [ whatever really ! ] Why did n't &NAME please the &NAME with his offering ? - He simply was n't Able &NAME Since I 'll be at camp for a week any e-mails received after this Friday night will not be replied to until Saturday 22nd July . Thanks . SUBJECT: A message for &NAME ( &NUM ) &NAME SIGHTED IN TREE ! News is fast coming in of a reported sighting of &NAME , the raven who doubles as an intergalactic emissary . An eye-witness source confirmed the sighting to our special reporter . Here are the latest details in this developing situation Date of sighting : Saturday 8th July &NUM &NAME : In a tree near &NAME &NAME is a little known area in &NAME 's national park . Exact location : &NAME : 54 &NUM ; &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME : 1 &NUM ; &NUM &NUM &NAME Our eye-witness source is a &NAME &NAME from &NAME . Appearing rather bemused she told our reporter she was convinced that I saw him , later making the omission that I may be entirely wrong : it may not have been &NAME who I saw . Her fascinating ideas on the reason for &NAME to be so far north are as follows ; I am sure that he has got wind of the fact that &NAME is now stationed in &NAME , and he was on his way there . As the raven flies , &NAME is directly midway between &NAME and &NAME 's home . Is this just a stunning coincidence ? When we asked &NAME to comment he retorted sardonically that Any idea that he is making his way to see me is pure speculation and I really cannot comment on what seems a rather absurd notion . &NAME 's immediate response to this unveiled attack on her sanity is unprintable . However , she did later make the following public statement , I have a programme whereby you can distort photos and make people 's noses and ears bigger or whatever you fancy . When questioned further , she just smiled in an unsettling kind of way . Our editor wisely noted that there could be trouble ahead here . &NAME 's account of &NAME 's behaviour shed 's little light on the situation ; He was so evidently grumpy ( squawking &NAME and viciously attacking the surrounding tree branches ) that I can only assume that his tracking devices are causing problems for him . ( &NAME is a technical term . ) What could have made &NAME so mad ? Is &NAME telling the whole truth or hiding some vital information ? &NAME suggested that You may have to resort to contacting &NAME &NAME ( DIFFERENT is spelled R.I.G.H. &CHAR ) about it so that he can telepathically communicate with &NAME and put him back on the right course . A very good idea and one which we are following up as you read . However , there is only &NUM person who can tell us what we need to know , and that 's &NAME but where is &NAME ? &NAME is heading the section detailed to locate the renegade raven . We asked her what her strategy was for finding The Emissary . Her spokesman said she has her whole family looking out for a dumb-looking raven . &CHAR leaked report from &NAME 's &NAME &NAME Ltd. later informed us that he had been subsequently sacked for dissing the undefiled name of &NAME , pending an official investigation by the &NAME &NAME Council . We will keep you updated in this important state of affairs . Remember , keep your eyes open for &NAME . All sightings should be reported to the official Hunt for &NAME &NAME &NAME . Telephone number &NUM &NUM &NUM . Please ask for &NAME before describing your sighting in detail to those of the establishment without the required security clearance . Thank you . SUBJECT: a message from &NAME Hi &NAME ! I have been busy with my job , which is going quite well . However , it would go even better if the sun would shine more ! I need more tourists to come punting ! ! ! I have been reading the new &NAME &NAME Book , at the same time as my &NUM brothers . &NAME ! Conflict ! ! oh , it is a good book . I suppose it is worth the broken arm . ( joking ! ) I 've also been having a lot of fun writing a story of my own . I do n't know if it will come to much , but I 'm enjoying it so far . I 'll let you read it next year if it turns out to be any good . I have just sighed , as I am about to go out to work , and the sky has just gone completely cloudy , and the sun has extinguished itself . Wonderful weather for tourists ! Not ! I 've also started playing my violin again . I have n't played it since I came to &NAME , &NUM years ago . I 've been going through my brother 's grade &NUM book ( he is learning violin ) and found it really very fun . I 'm so much better at sight reading now , than when I was &NUM ! Also , I think it helps not being forced to play . It makes it much more fun , just messing around on it . The sky is positively dark now . I must go and sacrifice a lamb to the spirit of the river , Father &NAME , so that the sun will come out ! Have a good holiday ! Take Care , &NAME &NAME any news from &NAME ? SUBJECT: a message from &NAME The flat saga continues to unfold ... &NAME &NAME , &NAME Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . . . ... I hope the spelling in this message is better than the last one . I am writing again , not for any particular reason , but only to chat " . I have had a spell of bad days at work . It seems that all the tourists have died and are no longer with us here in &NAME , which means that the town is quieter , but also means that I do n't get paid . Oh well ! Enough about work . It is such a boring subject . &NAME , if I start talking about it too much either when you come , or next year , please hit me aver the head with a brass chelaghily , and tell me to shut up ! As I think I said in the last message , I 'm looking forward to seeing you again . It will be good to meet up before term stars so as to have some time to chill , and not worry about essays and such . I wonder how many of you have heeded &NAME 's advice regarding the curtains at our flat ? Anyone ? Can you remember this time last year , when we were all looking forward to going to college ? It seems so long ago now . Oh , how we have all changed since then ! Can you remember getting out from your car , and being greeted by name ? ( Did this happen to you &NAME ? ) &NAME has just handed me some e-mails which he has printed out and brought home , I may have already made this point clear , but as I do n't know when you sent these , and there may be some confusion . ... SUBJECT: Resending Analysis of Welcome Poem &CHAR COMPLEX LITERARY ANALYSIS OF THE HISTORIC WELCOME POEM ( WRITTEN BY HIS LORDSHIP ) BY A WORTHY FOLLOWER OF THE VENERABLE &NAME . &NAME Dear Flat people , I was so overwhelmed by the depth of hidden feeling , knowledge and purpose in &NAME 's poem that I felt I really must pass on this exposition of it To my flat mates of joy , [ Reference to this ( infinitesimal ) hypothetical temporal state of being on seeing &NAME . ] Say I , &NAME oh boy ! [ Origin unknown , possibly Canadian . Generally excepted as an exultation of glory to the male members of the flat . ( I.e. &NAME and &NAME ) This has been unsuccessfully disputed in recent years by followers of &NAME and &NAME . ] What fun we shall have as a &NUM ! [ &NAME approach to flat life , giving evidence to the view that dictators always start out like this . It is a little known fact that the term &NUM probably does not refer to the &NUM flat people , but may in fact be of anglo- canadian origin and mean group of &NUM slaves controlled by red-haired pseudo- deity . ] Will we not be cooking [ Earlier manuscripts substitute we and will , giving a more likely rendition of the text ] Fried RICE and looking [ Delusional reference to the mythical idea that students eat &NAME . Many treatises were written on this subject by the venerable &NAME &NAME . His authoritative writings still draw many followers . ] for chicken of suitable size ? [ Reference to expensive organic chicken usually smaller and therefore more difficult to find . Very popular with the revered flat people . ] Till we next meet then , [ &NAME anticipation of friendship , the author reveals his deep-felt need for companionship . Linked with the frailty of human emotion syndrome as studied by &NAME of the &NAME &NAME medical research labs . ] &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME &NAME , [ Here each of the author 's flat mates is personified as a well-known clock &NUM ) &NAME . An anagram of the V.G.A. clock ( Virtual Germ-free Apartment ) . Thought to pertain to the author 's ideal state of being for the coming year . &NUM ) &NAME The &NAME &NAME is often found in anthills . Its source of power is unknown , but it appears to work reasonably accurately . It comes with a built- in television . &NUM ) &NAME . There is no such clock , thereby giving great support to the popular view that the original spelling was N2o . This would then correlate with the well known laughing clocks of eastern &NAME . ( N2O is the chemical symbol for nitrous oxide more commonly known as laughing gas . ) &NUM ) &NAME . Likened to &NAME &NAME in &NAME , this shows the authors feelings regarding the permanency of &NAME , his unwavering tick-tock Some authorities use this reference to introduce the deity of &NAME , but we refute that , giving &NAME the credit . ] I wish you the best of the prize . [ Curiously , here the author appears to be wishing for his friends to enjoy his presence while he is absent . This seemingly contradictory statement actually makes perfect sense if the reader interprets the merit of the author 's presence inversely from that which is portrayed . However , scholars struggle over this version as it is generally thought His Lordship was very well liked by his colleagues . A dilemma for the modern mind to puzzle over if ever there was one . The venerable &NAME &NAME put it down to grammatical errors , but this proved highly unpopular with the &NAME ( Pro &NAME &NAME ) groups of his day , leading to his untimely martyrdom . ] What prize is this ? I hear you say , [ Figurative language appertaining to the gift of friendship . Fundamentalist followers of His Lordship often claim that he could actually hear his friends questioning remarks over hundreds of miles . This cannot be refuted strongly enough as current opinion states that His Lordship was definitely not divine . Some may argue that early engravings of the renowned flat person glow with a radiance of their own , but we attribute this to their being discovered in close proximity to radioactive surroundings &NAME &NAME 's &NAME ] Of which his lordship speaks today [ Allusion to the means of communication employed by the author to deliver his poem . Many beautiful words have been written on this proverbial verse of verses , highlighting the individuality of text . The appearance of living words are starkly contrasted by the citation of the author 's pseudo-title his lordship , denoting grim and lofty determination . However , the non-inclusion of capital letters in the name suggests a glimmer of recognition that mortality may have reached the author . Death comes to all . ] Why , tis living with me , of course ! [ False egoism , of which the author is prone . Also can be interpreted that the gift of friendship is living inside the author , or , for that matter , any gift . Could this possibly be another hidden allusion to the author 's brevity of existence ? The venerable &NAME &NAME was of that opinion . ] ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME ! ) [ Probably the author 's original comments . These words have become timelessly enshrined as the Pro &NAME &NAME benediction . &NAME squawk loudly while chanting in solemn Canadian monotones &NAME &NAME , &NAME many times over . This practice is outlawed in &NUM states due to the subtle machinations of the Venerable &NAME &NAME &NAME Group . These worthy individuals have taken it upon themselves to ensure the Welcome Poem is passed down through the generations in all purity and with the highest appreciation of purpose . ] SUBJECT: [ Fwd : newfy joke ] CONGRATULATIONS ! You have just received the " NEWFOUNDLAND VIRUS " . Since we do n't have any programming experience and just a few computers in &NAME , this virus works on the &NAME system . Please delete all the files from your harddrive and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list . Thank for you cooperation , &NAME University Computer Engineering Department SUBJECT: ( no subject ) &NAME , &NAME , Sorry I was so moody this morning . I do n't know if I was acting or not , but no hard feelings . ( except for excess use of kitchen roll ! ) &SMILEY Take Care , and have a great weekend . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Cool Website of power ! Guys , look at this really quite neat website ! &WEBSITE / Take Care , People &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: cheese I ca n't believe you ate my cheese ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME , &NUM ) Am I correct in thinking that you are bringing the following items to the flat ? &NUM &NAME maker Dish cloths &NAME Energy saving light-bulbs Microwave Scissors for the Kitchen Toaster &NUM ) If you have any rugs spare , please could you bring them ? &NUM ) Do you know who was responsible for bringing the Potato peeler ? &NUM ) The following items have not been allocated to anyone yet . Set of saucepans , &NAME knife set , Video . Now , the account is virtually activated . It is a &NAME &NAME account in my name . The account is with &NAME branch ( near where I live ) because it is better to have an account in a bank with whom one has a personal relationship , where one is known . The account comes with a switch card which can be used free in any cash machine with a LINK logo . It also has a cheque book . When I receive the &NAME you will be informed of it . Therefore , whenever it is convenient for you to pay your £ &NUM , let me know . Cheques should be made payable to me . ( &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ) I hope this has been done to your approval ? &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) Guys , Do you have &NAME instant &NAME . Actually , I know you do n't. Get it . OK ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) Guys look at this website re evolution &WEBSITE It 's part of the Christian Students in Science site . other good papers there as well &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : An e-mail from &NAME That Hurts &NAME , but thanks for the letter . I wo n't have to purify you . How pleased you are . You do anything to me and . ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME , did you lock your room today ? heh , heh , heh ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , What do you mean ? ? ? No , I did not ! &NAME ( &NAME and frantic ) " T.S. &NAME " wrote : &NAME , did you lock your room today ? heh , heh , heh ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: new story &NAME looked down at the dark swirling waters below him . His life was a wreck , and there was very little that he could do . " Why the hell does everything bad happen to me ? " he thought . While &NAME &NAME might once have written , " It was the best of times , it was the worst of times " this certainly was restricted to the latter . His girlfriend had been cheating him , he had found out before work this morning , and as soon as arrived at work , he was fired . " Oh they did n't call it that 'Mr &NAME , after due consideration , it has been established that you are not presenting the right type of face for &NAME and &NAME . In light of this , we will accept your resignation by &NUM : &NUM . " ' Fools . I did n't know there was a " proper " sales face . &NAME " heck . Why me ? What the heck have I done ? Huh ? Hey &NAME ! You up there ? ! No , I did n't think so . " " What is the point ? " &NAME asked the waters . " &NAME . " &NAME spun round hearing the voice . " &NAME , &NAME &NAME , that is the point of living . The point of dying too . " ' What ? , Who are you ? " ' I know what you are thinking , &NAME . " ' Oh shut up and leave me alone . And how do you know me ? " ' Leave you alone so you can kill yourself ? Do n't be a fool . " ' Well , what do you mean , " the point of dying " ? " &NAME asked the man . " You are powerless . You have no friends , no job . Soon you 'll loose your house . Then you will catch a deadly disease and die . You have no power to stop it . You are powerless . You will die " ' &NAME , now you are scaring me . Scram . Go on , leave me alone . " ' And after you die , you know &NAME , no one is going to mourn for your wasted life . You are powerless . " ' And you , I 'm assuming , are not ? " ' I have more power that you can imagine . " ' Oh really , like you can fly ? Hey Superman ! , nice to meet you ! " &NAME , my patience only lasts so long . Do you want my help ? " ' What with ? " 'Sorting out your life . " 'My life is great as it is , thanks . I do n't think I need some weird mind reader to tell me how to live it . " 'So then , you do recognise my power . " 'Man , you are obsessed with power ! You got a serious problem there , pal . " ' No , &NAME . You have the problem . If it was n't for me , you would be dead by now . I have power . I can help you . You can have power too . " ' What ? How ? " ' I was like you once , &NAME . Now look at me . If I want something , I get it . I have power . No one can now resist me . What I say goes . And you , &NAME &NAME , will be my prot' &CHAR . " ' I will ? " ' Yes , come . We must make a start . " &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: funnies I love the second last one . ... The following are actual English subtitles used in films from &NAME &NAME : I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way . &NAME , you with your thick face have hurt my instep . &NAME wounds again ? &CHAR normal person would n't steal pituitaries . Darn , I 'll burn you into a &NAME chicken Take my advice , or I 'll spank you a lot . Who gave you the nerve to get killed here ? This will be of fine service for you , you bag of the scum . I am sure you will not mind that I remove your toenails and leave them out on the dessert floor for ants to eat . Quiet or I 'll blow your throat up . I 'll fire aimlessly if you do n't come out ! You daring lousy guy . Beat him out of recognizable shape ! &NAME , evil spider woman ! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your doctor for a thorough extermination . I have been scared silly too much lately . I got knife scars more than the number of your leg 's hair ! Beware ! Your bones are going to be disconnected . The bullets inside are very hot . Why do I feel so cold ? How can you use my intestines as a gift ? Greetings , large black person . Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some but of the giant lizard person . You always use violence . I should 've ordered glutinous rice chicken . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: dissertation Guys , &NAME has made some progress on my dissertation ! I might be mapping in the US of &CHAR , in &NAME . I 'm relieved . Hopefully , I 'll be able to afford it . hopefully the weather will be better than &NAME . Load of love to you all , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: I 'm eating &NAME Pie ! &NAME ! ! ! Hello . I have free internet access ! ! ! We have signed up to ntl , the telephone company , and that is why I am sending you this in the middle of the day . I always write all my e-mails offline anyway - they tend to be longer that way . Your anxiousness regarding &NAME is understandable . Thank you for the information . Who is your source ? I am looking into the situation at present . I wo n't say anymore just now , except that something BIG appears to be afoot . Our agent in &NAME appears to have been silenced - permanently " Oh well , kids ! I 'm glad I never was one . " - I 'm sure the kids were too . I hope your Dad gets the job he 's being interviewed for . Is &NAME really going to give you his guitar ? He 's mad ! Anyway , now I shall tell you my story ( of the last few days - not my life ) Well , as you know , on Tuesday I managed to clean most of the flat , including the shower and bathroom . I also walked to the science site to visit the library and show my friend where the &NAME department was . In addition to that I defrosted and cleaned our fridge / freezer , and also cleaned my room with the utmost thoroughness . After that I had to pack my room , and as a result of my hectic morning , after busying myself with all this running around , I had to rush frantically to the railway station . I arrived on the platform , much out of breath due to the rather weighty nature of my bags , to see the train pulling out of the station . My heart sank , as the next train was not due for at least an hour . Thankfully it was not my train , which had been delayed by the ineptitude of &NAME by &NUM minutes . This was &NUM time when I was thankful for inefficiency . Eventually my train arrived and I embarked upon my journey , sad to leave &NAME . My train was then delayed by vandalising children ( kids again ! ) on the railway track . I arrived in &NAME over &NUM minutes late , but still in &NUM piece and much calmer than I had been while rushing to try and catch my train . How is your ear ? I thought the blood contrasted beautifully with your pale complexion . Anyway , are you well ? I hope you get over your tiredness soon . &NUM days ago I was in the middle of a power cut . At &NUM : &NAME I was gaily about to check my e-mail , when the computer switched off and I was plunged into darkness . We proceeded to eat our dinner by the light of hurricane lamps . We lit our fire and &NUM the played the piano by candlelight for half an hour . It was very beautiful , but could get boring quite easily . I then went up to my room , oil lamp in hand , and began to study . At 8pm the electricity came back on and I succeeded in checking my e-mail . I 'll write again soon . &NAME &NAME &NAME 's unwell . I quote from &NAME " &NAME is having problems of &CHAR , how shall I say , personal nature . I wonder if she has some deep psychological problem that she is n't telling me about . " Please could you send her a get well card . I am , and &NAME and &NAME might . It would be really amusing if &NAME got all these get well cards for his computer ! &NAME 's address is &NUM &NAME Road &NAME Park &NAME &NAME 3PT SUBJECT: Hey , guys ! I am now at home again , and have spent some time relaxing . This is a strange word , one which I do not believe I have used much over the last &NUM weeks , although the last couple of days have been quite refreshing . No that 's a lie . I 'm still zonked . I do n't think I do well staying up late , even though it can enjoyable . Perhaps &NUM day I 'll learn . As much as my mother despises it , yes we do now have access to e-mail at home , although , as we are not brave enough to actually get with a proper internet company , I am writing this offline to save on the phone bills . ( Now there 's a big surprise ! ) &NAME , has &NAME made any appearances in your window yet ? I hear that there has been quite a few fatalities in the avian members of &NAME in recent weeks , and not having heard much about the great bird for sometime , I am , understandably getting anxious . Ladies , I hope all your 'revision is going well . Remember , too much coffee is bad for the system . As is too much of most things - but I 'm sure you knew that . ( No really , I 'm sure you did ! ) At lunch today , I watched a good show , that my parents had recorded earlier this term , called " &NAME wing , which is about the &NAME House . It is a series , and was on tonight too watch it . &NAME , I 'm sure you got home much faster that I did , but the trip was bearable as I met &NAME on the train station platform , and she was travelling past &NAME , so we sat together , which was good , as I got to know her much better . What is the name of the guy she is going out with ? Do you know ? I am so bad with names . &NAME , no , actually , I have nothing to say to you . Sorry pal . So , my dear &NAME friends , what are you up too ? I am still in the process of sorting out my dissertation at the moment , but am in a bit of a pickle . I have been talking to the lecturers in &NAME , who are in my home group , here in &NAME , who think that mapping in &NAME is a bad idea . Anyway , &NAME is still in control . I 'm sure something will work out . The weather down here in &NAME is typical . &NAME , with brief showers , intermingled with downpours . ( And the occasional sunstorm too ) I did n't get outside until this afternoon when I went to pick up my brother from school . His friends are getting into that really annoying I 'm really cool stage . Thankfully , &NAME is n't. Hopefully , he never will . Kids can be so stupid . For instance , today , one of &NAME 's friends thought it would be grown up to dance in front of a car stopped at a traffic light . Why ? ! ! ! How stupid ! Oh well , kids ! I 'm glad I never was one . Could you guys please pray for my Dad , as he has his big important job interview tomorrow . This would be a great answer to prayer , if he got this job in &NAME , as he is sooo tired . He spends about &NUM hours each day in transport to work each day , if he could spend &NUM minutes on his bike instead , that would be so good ! The interview is at &NUM : &NUM , so please pray about that . It should last about an hour and a half . I so hope he gets it . It is a senior research job , which would be great for my Dad , as that is what he likes . This interview is really short , which is not to my Dad 's liking , but I hope he gets it . I really do . At the moment , thankfully , I think my Dad is the only candidate for the job . We have had a friend staying with us over the last &NUM weeks , recovering after an operation , and she is off tomorrow , having been given clear health good news ! I am not sleeping in my room at the moment , as our friend is there , but that means I am sleeping in the huge guest bed . It is so large , I think I got lost in it last night ! &NAME , my friends , I am quite tired now , so I think I will go and leave you in peace . ( Oh , &NAME , &NUM you really WANT to give me your guitar , I suppose I 'll accept it , so as not to be rude . ) Lots of love to you all , &NAME SUBJECT: home time &NAME , I tried , repeatedly to call you last night . were you on the net ? When are you coming to &NAME ? Thanks for the postcard . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME I was phoning to ask when you were coming , as it was very boring all alone in the flat last night . Very boring , and cold . &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME ! No , I was n't on the internet last night , although my brother may have been . I 'm getting back to &NAME tomorrow morning circa &NUM a.m. &NAME you are well and everything is fine . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME What were you calling about ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME ! No , I was n't on the internet last night , although my brother may have been . I 'm getting back to &NAME tomorrow morning circa &NUM a.m. &NAME you are well and everything is fine . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME What were you calling about ? SUBJECT: Thank you all my friends ! Hello all , and sorry for the blanketness of this message ! Thanks very much for your wonderful birthday cards and greeting messages ! I had an absolutely superb weekend , staying with my flat mates at &NAME 's house in &NAME . Apart from some shocking driving ( I wo n't tell you how fast we were going on the country roads ) it was superb ! I spent most of the weekend curled up in front of &NUM fire or another . ( Dad , you 'll be impressed ... I chopped wood ! ) &NAME 's house was very nice , and the scenery was excellent . On friday night , when we arrived , his family was waiting for us , and they served us this great meal at the table , and then they left for &NAME 's grandparents " house . Saturday morning we woke up and went to the beach , which was superb ! We tossed the caber , found some frog spawn , bits of crabs , hit stones all over the beach with pieces of driftwood , and climbed the rocks . Very fun . Then , we returned to the homestead , ate lunch and went out for the afternoon being cultured . We looked around an abbey , &NAME and I entertaining everyone there with lovely chanting in a chapel with really cool acoustics . After that we went to &NAME &NAME 's house , which was very impressive ! The girls ( I think ) have studied him in their course , so they found that even more interesting than I did . Still , there were loads of suits of armour , and cool sabres and peacocks to keep me more than entertained . After supper that evening we went to the beach again and lit a campfire , which we sat around , toasting marshmallows , and eating strawberries and cream . We sang a multitude of songs , and made our way back home about &NUM : &NUM . &CHAR great day ! ! ! Sunday morning , not being brave I stayed at home whilst the rest of the flat went out to church . While I was cooking the lunch , and playing &NAME 's guitar , I got a call from the water board saying there was a major fault with the system , but I told them to call back later when &NAME was home , cause he knew more about it than &NAME Just as I had sat down , the phone rang again , this time it was &NAME , checking on my cooking . A few minutes later , the phone rang once more ! ( I thought &NAME was meant to be quiet ! ) This time it was the &NAME ( I think that 's right ~ the foot and mouth people . ) saying that there was a foot and mouth outbreak within &NUM miles of the house - bother ! I was told not to let anyone onto or off of the property until some guy came &NAME later on . I could n't really do much about the guys in the car , as they were already on their way home , but as soon as they arrived , I told then what the man had said , which provided some interesting reactions . A few minutes later , the phone rang AGAIN ( man ! ) &NAME answered it , and said that it was for me . Confused , I picked it up , and heard &NAME from the water board again . I also heard &NAME 's voice from &NAME 's room upstairs . Over the next &NUM minutes I realized that &NAME had made the phone calls , but did n't click that he had made them all , at least not at once , so when ever I realized he made another of the calls , he got more bruises . I 'm so gullible ! Oh well , I suppose you ca n't trust anyone these days ! We played charades in the afternoon , and then returned to &NAME . Now I 'm &NUM , and feeling the effects of old age already . I hobbled to the science site this morning , leaning on my walker , watching all the young &NUM run by me , remembering when I could do that ! &NAME , memories ! &NAME , even those are going . Surely they wo n't make an old man write exams will they ? The cruel beasts ! &NAME , gotta go ! See you round , Lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Guys , I hummed and hawed about sending this on to you , as I 've only just cooled down from the weekend , and I do n't want to get het up about it again , but I sent an e-mail to &NAME &NAME , a geologist in &NAME , who is in my home group , and whom I hold in the highest respect re our favorite topic . For the sake of both sides , read what he says . You do n't have to , and I do n't want this to divide our friendship , guys , but I thought that I would keep screaming in my head if something was n't said . Love you all loads , and thanks for the great day yesterday . &NAME Hi &NAME , Thanks for the emails - you obviously had a great time away ! As to the Creation / &NAME Earth business . Do n't get too upset about it . I think people are doing a great deal of harm , but they are usually willing to say &NAME is white when pressed . Saying that radiometric dating is unreliable is as silly as saying radio waves are unreliable ( when you change to channel &NUM , you usually get something with pictures and sound , unless there is a freak weather situation ) . Likewise dating . When several different decay schemes are used on the same rock , each with its own different half life , and give the same age ( concordance ) the method ca n't be said to be false . The half lives of some decay schemes are among the most precisely measured constants in physics - e.g. the &NAME clock which now replaces our world 's measurement of time . &NAME can go wrong - things such as weathering , or reheating rocks above their &NAME temperature ( which resets their clocks ) can occur - but they are the analog of the freak weather conditions in the TV example - understandable situations which can usually be checked . I also do n't believe our &NAME plays silly games with us . He would not give us the gift of scientific enquiry only to turn round and say - &NAME ha ! I only put those old-looking fossils there to fool you . I think a lot of the problems people with a young Earth viewpoint have stem with a fear that &NUM day science may pull the carpet of faith from under them . But if &NAME has made everything , science will never undermine what He 's done or prove He did n't do it ! Below I have lifted out bits of articles from the Christians in Science website . It is well worth looking at some of the material there , and following links to other articles and books . &NAME the term goes well ( and exams are not too harsh ) &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME + &NAME Dear friends , I realize I have not written to you for some time , but this is not because I have forgotten you ! I am having a very busy year here in &NAME , and am presently in the middle of exams . So , I 'm sure it is also obvious to you that it is of utmost importance to write an e-mail at this time . ( Anything to get away from revision ! ) I hope you are all well . The weather here in &NAME is finally starting to look up , and after a particularly rainy winter , it is easy to believe we deserve it ! My life has been quite manic the last term and a bit , as I have been trying to sort out a dissertation and things like that . This process was upset on more that &NUM occasion , by 'minor " problems such as &NAME and mouth disease , etc. I have finally got that sorted , and will be accompanying &NUM other students to Mammoth Lakes in &NAME , this summer , to map the rocks around that area . ( That 's what geologists do ! ) Anyway , that will last for &NUM weeks , and I 'm sure will be quite tiring , but hopefully a lot of fun as well ! After &NAME , I 'll be going up to &NAME for a week , which will be great , and then I 'll move on to &NAME for a holiday with my dear family . ( Sound busy ? ) I think when I return to &NAME my accent will once more be quite North American . I have finished leading chapel now , which is both a nice break , and also something which I miss . &NAME well , I still go along . &NAME has so blessed that service this last year . It has been AMAZING ! I would appreciate it if you would pray for me over this summer , as I will be away from most of my family and friends for a long period of time , esp . the &NUM weeks in &NAME ( 2nd June - 12th July ) . Certain prayer points include : That I would keep my focus on &NAME the whole time , and live accordingly . That I might be a servant to the other students who I am mapping with . They are both female mature students , and are not Christians , so I feel the best way to treat them is to serve them . This is gonna be hard for me , and I 'll need all the prayer you can give . That I might find a Church for my time in Mammoth Lakes . That I would keep safe and have a good time . That &NAME might give me opportunities to talk to &NAME and &NAME ( the ladies with whom I am mapping ) about Him , and share the Gospel with them . That I would grow in &NAME both before , and during this trip . ( And that I would use that wisdom too ! ) But before all that , if you could pray that I could really concentrate on getting some good marks in these exams , i.e. , being able to keep at my work , I would really appreciate that ! Thanks very much for all your friendship + support . Love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Friday , &NUM June &NUM Dear All , I 'm sitting at home writing to you before I start my &NUM week long trek across the North American Continent . It seems ages since I wrote my last exam , but in reality it was only yesterday morning . So much has happened since then . I 'd like to thank all my friends in &NAME for all the support and help you guys have given me these last few days , esp . my great flatmates who helped empty my room and remember all my things . You guys are great and I 'm going to miss you all . Have a great last &NUM weeks of term . I 'm pretty sure that I will be able to find e-mail access in &NAME , so hopefully I 'll be able to keep you all informed as to what is happening to me . Oh , and &NUM any of you would prefer not to get sent these e-mails , please just tell me . &NAME now , I 'm quite tired , and not packed . But I thought I would write to you anyway . To let you all know exactly what is happening By &NUM : &NUM tomorrow morning , I will be on my way to &NAME airport , where I shall board a plane bound for &NAME , &NAME . I 'll spend the night in an airport hotel there , and early the next morning ( Sunday ) I 'll fly down over the border to &NAME &NAME . There , I 'll jump in a car for &NUM cruel hours of transport to a town called Mammoth Lakes . This is , to the best of my knowledge a sort of resort town for the people of &NAME , and is big for skiing in the winter . I 'll be mapping for &NUM weeks there with &NUM ladies from my course . Both are mature students , and both are non-Christians . The younger one 's name is &NAME , and she is &NUM has a child named &NAME ( who will not be coming with us , except for the last week or so . ) &NAME is the other lady , and she is married , but does n't like kids , so has cats instead . Did you know that it costs about £ &NUM a day to keep a cat in a cattery ? Expensive over &NUM weeks ! Basically what the mapping involves is a very detailed study of &NUM square kilometres . I will be looking at some obsidian domes , which are a volcanic glass , pushed out during volcanic events . The volcanoes I 'll be working on are extinct , I think , but it would be sooooooo cool to be the only geologist in the area if for some reason it blew its top . ( This wo n't happen though . ) I 'll spend my days walking round the volcanic rocks , and examining them in detail to work out the history of the area , the types of deposits and so on . At the end , I 'll produce a geological map ( showing the rock types in different areas ) and hand in a written report too . This is due in Christmas , &NUM . After my time in &NAME , I 'll be shooting up to &NAME for a week , to visit some old friends there . That will be a great break , being the first time I will not have been working since &NAME . I ca n't wait ! Then I 'll move on to &NAME , to the eastern side , near &NAME . I 'll spend &NUM weeks there with my family , seeing friends and relatives , visiting old haunts and keeping very happy ! One of the things I am most looking forward to is a &NUM day canoe trip into &NAME Park , which is a wilderness type area . I 'll return to &NAME on the 19th of August . So , it gonna be a busy summer , and if you would , I would really appreciate your prayer for me . Particularly at this time I would ask you to pray : &NUM That &NAME , &NAME and I would keep safe &NUM That we would learn loads &NUM That we would get on . This is quite a big one . I do n't know them THAT well , and we are quite different . So if you pray for nothing else , please pray for this . &NUM That &NAME would reveal himself to both &NAME and &NAME , and give them a longing to get to know Him . &NUM That I would continue to spend time with &NAME , and that I would grow in knowledge and love of Him . You guys are great . Thanks so much for your love + support . Keep well ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: There is no subject I will now sing you a dirge " Oh &NAME , ohhhh &NAME , &NAME , oh &NAME " Thank you . Hi &NAME ! Thanks for your e-mail . We all miss you , and the flat is very quiet in your absence . Did you enjoy your transatlantic flight to &NAME ? What are your first impressions of Mammoth Lakes ? What is your room like ? Did you cash your cheque from the flat ? Are you getting fed up with these questions ? Yesterday I searched , somewhat unsuccessfully , for a mobile phone . They are very expensive . Oh dear ! Then I had an awful headache , so I did n't go to &NAME , where &NAME was playing . Well , &NAME arrived here yesterday to stay until Monday . Your room used to smell positively sweet compared with this . &NAME has had to vacate the small bathroom and temporarily move into the larger one . This morning I went to church where &NAME &NAME was preaching on &NAME chapter &NUM . I am now waiting for the others to return from various places ( &NAME is at the science site , &NAME is at her friend 's house for lunch , and &NAME has disappeared ) before we watch a video ; " keeping the faith " until teatime . Tomorrow morning I 'm going to choose my dissertation title . I hope to be able to do it on 'molecular electronics - hype or hope ? " , but it depends if that particular title is already chosen . Oh , I 've just realised something ! It 's not &NUM : 06pm where you are ! Now , let me see it must only be just after 7am ? Am I wrong ? Well , at least it will be earlier than here . So , you probably have n't arrived at Mammoth Lakes yet , and are about to undergo your " cruel car journey " . Oh dear ! Well , I shall now proceed to clean my room . &NAME to here from you soon &NAME . All the best , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : There is no subject &NAME , thanks for the e-mail . gotta keep this short , as I 'm using someone else 's machine . This place is great . Mountains all around . I' ts quite expensive , but really nice . I love it here . I 've been getting so little sleep recently , my body clock is so screwed up . But the sun is hot . The flat is great . I have to share a room though , but a big double bed all to myself ! &NAME is well , Missing you guys . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Hello all , I 'm now safely here in Mammoth Lakes . This place is kinda dead right now , as we are outside of the tourist season , but is gorgeous ! There are mountains all around , and trees , and everything . I 'm quite awake now , surprising as I 've had screwed up sleep recently . I 'm about to go out mapping this afternoon . The &NUM of us are getting on just fine , so thats really good ! I 'd better go , as I 'm using the receptions 's computer . Everyone here is so friendly . It 's great . I hope you are all well . Love from &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Hi guys ! We started mapping yesterday , and it was a nightmare ! The rocks were like nothing we had seen before , and the exposure was very patchy to non-existant . For geologist brought up in &NAME , it was like an alien landscape . We got really scared , and lost in the forests , with bushes up to our necks ! We got out thanks to the wonder of &NAME ! WE went home and read some papers about the area , and it seems that we much concentrate on the huge domes of lava , and map those in great detail . It is very scary , cause these domes are about a mile across and &NUM &NUM feet high , covered in boulder size hunks of volcanic glass . There are occasional outcrops of rocks in situ , which is what we really want . Just wait until you see some picture of thes things . They cvould be landscapes out of &NAME &NAME . Please pray that I work out what I am to do about this soon . I 've got a bit of an idea , but I have n't tested it yet . Please continue to pray for &NAME and &NAME , that they would get a longing to know &NAME , and would ask me about him . &NUM bits of good news . I got a chance to share the simple gospel with &NAME &NUM nights ago . She asked mer if I thought that Animals had souls , and our conversation went on from there . WE talked about the problems with divisions , churches , and religions in general . I told her that there was &NUM thing that made you a Christian - &NAME that &NAME died for our sins and accepting him as your saviour , with a bit of explaination about why this was nessesary . That was good . I also found a church here in Mammoth Lakes . It 's called &NAME community church and is a small evangelical church , strongly recommended by a guy working in the hardware store . I 'll go there on &NAME . &NAME , it takes &NUM mins to walk there . Oh well , exercise is good for you ! Thanks for all your support ! Love from &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME Hi &NAME , Thanks again for your e-mail . I look forward to seeing your pictures . I 'm going home this afternoon for a few days . It is really boring around the flat now . Well , it 's not just so bad since &NAME and &NAME got back from the houseparty , but it 's still very uninteresting . I 'm writing my dissertation on molecular electronics , and it looks to be very interesting . Oh well , I 'd better search the scientific literature now . How exciting . Glad to hear you may have found a church , and I do hope your idea works . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME Thanks &NAME . If you want things to liven up , play a trick , a &NAME &NUM on &NAME Have fun &NAME , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME , with message ! Hello all ! It 's Sunday here in &NAME Lakes , so that means I 've been here for a week now . Quite scary really . I 've had a stunning day today . I found a great church this morning , and afterwards there was a church picnic for all the churches in Mammoth . I met some great guys there , played soccer , baseball and just sat around and talked . There were some people my own age there , and so it was kinda like being back at college . &NAME and &NAME went out mapping today , but I 'm so glad that I did n't. I 've had a stunning day . I think I may go out again tonight to another church , where lots of the young people were from . The rocks are still scaring me , not only because they are hard to map , but also because they are scary ! Yesterday I was mapping on top of the lava dome , called obsidian dome . What this actually is is blocks of lava , average size perhaps 70cm across , stacked on top of each other . This things often tip or tilt under you , and if you ar n't careful , send you flying . Fortunatly I have n't fallen over yet , but please pray for our saftey . I 'm so glad I found loads of Christians here . Surrounded by non-christians all the time is tiring , and it was just so easy to relax around these people today . I might meet up with some of these guys later in the week . Yesterday I felt quite homesick , so today was a great change ! Hope you all are well . Lots of love , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , I 'm really pleased to hear the church you went to was good , and that you had a great day on Sunday . My Sunday was also good , and at church we were informed that &NAME &NAME would be preaching next Sunday . I am looking forward to this . Anyway , in a few hours I am going to choose my room ( and also yours ) in the room selection proceedure . I am assuming you would prefer a room in &NAME , as large as possible , and close to all of us . &NAME is probably going to live in &NAME , &NAME in &NAME , myself in &NAME , and &NAME also wants to live in &NAME . If there are n't any &NAME rooms left , then I 'll get you a room in &NAME near to &NAME . &NAME this is all okay ! My new mobile phone came this morning ! It 's tiny , and the battery is currently charging . I do hope you are getting on well with the rocks , and are not falling of them . &NAME entered your sunset picture in an art exhibition at &NAME last Saturday . Consequently our living area is rather bare . We are all off to the &NAME " tomorrow evening for supper . Tomorrow at noon I get my results . I am quite worried , but I know that whatever is in store for me is &NAME 's will , and I draw comfort from that . I hope to hear from you soon . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : This was forwarded to me ... The following is an actual question given on a University of &NAME chemistry mid term . The answer was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues , which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well . Bonus Question : Is Hell exothermic ( gives off heat ) or endothermic ( absorbs heat ) ? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using &NAME 's Law , ( gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed ) or some variant . &NUM student , however , wrote the following : First , we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time . So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving . I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell , it will not leave . Therefore , no souls are leaving . As for how many souls are entering Hell , lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today . Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion , you will go to Hell . Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than &NUM religion , we can project that all souls go to Hell . With birth and death rates as they are , we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially . Now , we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because &NAME 's law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same , the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added . This gives &NUM possibilities : &NUM If Hell is expanding at slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell , then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose . &NUM Of course , if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell , then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over . So which is it ? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. &NAME &NAME during my Freshman year , ( ... that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you ) , and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her , then , # &NUM cannot be true , and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze . The student received the only A given . SUBJECT: And your room for next year is ... &NAME C25 Hi &NAME ! Your room for next year has just been chosen . &NAME C25 is &NAME 's old room , it overlooks the &NAME , although it is high up , and is reasonably large and spacious . It is not next door to any noisy first year rooms , but some are allocated in the nearby areas , so you can easily make friends with freshers . It is not too far away from my own , also &NAME &NAME , and &NAME lives on &NAME &NAME . &NAME lives in &NAME , and &NAME and &NAME have not yet chosen . I hope this is all satisfactory . All the best , &NAME SUBJECT: ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! &NUM Hi &NAME ! Guess what ? ! I passed my exams ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I 'm ecstatic ! ! ! I got &NUM , which means I got a &NUM / &NUM , and can stay on the four-year course ! ! ! Hope you are well , and please forgive my joyous ramblings ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hey &NAME , &NAME all is well . thanks for your e-mail . &NAME &NAME is coming ? &NAME ! Oh , I knida thought you would forward my suggestrion to you onto &NAME Thanks . I hope my room is nice ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : And your room for next year is ... You are a star . Thanks &NAME ! Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! &NUM GREAT NEWS &NAME ! ! ! Well done buddster ! BRilliant . eat chocolate . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Thursday the 14th &NAME ... Dear all , I 've been here in &NAME Lakes now for a week and a half . I have finished my first of &NUM volcanic Lava domes , which are huge piles of rubble . I 've only cut myself once ( on the shin ) so am doing pretty well . After the initial shock of moon like terrain and unfamiliar rocks , I am starting to get settled into my life here . I 've had quite a few conversations with &NAME about church and &NAME , so please keep praying that &NAME would speak to her . Pray also that &NAME would want to know him . Also , please pray that I might be the most perfect housemate , so that they have nothing to complain about me . ( They do n't yet , but I am starting to relax around them , which generally means that I stop thinking about what I say . ) Thanks so much for all your e-mails . It is good to hear what is going on in your lives . Sorry that I do n't send huge long replies , but I only have a limited amount of time on the computer . If you ever want more information , just ask . Some guy got executed here in &NAME . I do n't know what you think about that , but it kinda makes me sick . I hope all is well with you . Love from &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: URGENT INFORMATION REQUIRED Hi &NAME , &NAME , but I need to know where your &NAME bank account is ( i.e. I guess &NAME , but I may be wrong ) so that I can get your room deposit paid in by college . Could you please email the place to me at my mobile address ( &EMAIL ) as soon as possible . Thanks , &NAME &NAME Have you found out your results yet ? Do you need someone here to do anything about them ? SUBJECT: Hi &NAME , Could you please let me know where your &NAME bank account is held , as I need to give the information to college in order that your room deposit is payed back to you . Thanks , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ! Did n't I already give you this info ? &NAME &NAME &NAME Road &NAME If you need more info , call home ( &NUM ) &NUM and ask mom to look in my beige folder in the back ( finance ) partition , where all my details are kept . thanks &NAME , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Dear All , I hope you are all well . I 'm sitting in a great ( but unusual ) church in Mammoth - the lighthouse . The people here are so real , many are hurt , but so on fire for &NAME . I think that that is something that I sometimes lack . I 'm getting on well with &NAME and &NAME . We have slightly different routines , and our mapping styles are slightly different , so I really on see them for extended periods in the morning and evening . Many evenings I 'm out , and I would appreciate your prayers for the times that I do spend with these &NUM . Please pray that &NAME would be shown through me , that I would become more and more like him . I have been having so much fun here , at times , and some other times can feel quite down . This generally depends on how awake , and energised I 'm feeling . We 've finished one of the &NUM volcanic domes ( lava flows ) that we have been looking at . This is great . After I finish this last one , I 'll be looking at the scattered rocks in between the domes , to get an idea of the rest of the geology . I hope you are all getting on ok with whatever that you are doing . I know you must be quite as busy as I am , and do really appreciate your prayers . Thanks . Remember - &NAME is very good , all the time . Even when you are looking at rocks at the top of a stupidly high cliff of lava . &NAME is good . Take care , and &NAME bless you all , Love from &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Your bicycle-shed key deposit Dear &NAME , Just a quick note to let you know that I 've handed in your keys and got your &NUM pound deposit back . &NAME college will pay the &NUM pound room deposit into your account soonish . Now , I 've put your &NUM pound bicycle-shed key deposit into the flat account to pay for your share of the final telephone bill . I hope that 's okay - I do n't think your bill should be any more than &NUM pounds - and I 'll put a cheque into your account for any money you have left of your deposit as soon as I get the telephone bill and work it all out . Hope you 're still having a great time in &NAME . You must be finishing there quite soon ? Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Your bicycle-shed key deposit &NAME &NAME , Did n't I already pay for the &CHAR [ &NAME &NAME , what I paid last time ? Does that make sence ? Do you remember us talking about this before I left . Anyway , If you did n't already take it off my account , then the tenner will be fine . I 'm finished the &NUM domes , and got given a mountain bike to make my way around the area on , so it makes it more like a holiday . Enjoy the summer weather &NAME . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Update 1st July &NUM Hello all , I 'm now finished mapping all my lava domes , which is a great relief . As I 'm nearing the end of my time here in Mammoth lakes ( &NUM more days ) I 'm feeling like I 'm going to miss all these great friends I 've made here . &NAME and &NAME are traveling around &NAME in a few days time , so I 'll be here by myself for the last few days . They are taking the car with them , so I 'll take the greyhound back to &NAME &NAME . It leaves at 1: 30am ( &NAME ! ) Anyway , I was praying that &NAME would provide a way to get around the area after all they take the car , and guess what , that night , I asked some people in my small bible study group at church if anyone had an old spare bike that I could borrow , and this man GAVE me his spare bike ( I 'll give it back when I leave ) which is in great shape , and makes getting around so much more easily . I do n't have to walk anymore ! &NAME answers prayers ! Hope you are all well , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . I 'm in &NAME . Give the bill to my secretary . Do n't bother me ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME As weare fully aware , usually the women make the unclaimed phonecalls . If there are any to &NAME or &NAME the 'll be mine . There willalso be one to &NUM &NUM I think , as I think I called my grandad . Oh &NAME , also &NUM to &NAME . &NAME that helps . &NAME I 'm fully aware that you are in &NAME ; I am in &NAME . &NAME makes no difference to a willingness to help . If you do n't want to help me with the arduous task of preparing the phone bill for everyone by checking your bill then I shall just assume , after the others send back their bills , that any unidentified calls were made by you . I hope this meets with your approval . Your secretary is non-existent . It would seem most likely that I fulfilled that role over the past year anyway . Do n't worry . I wo n't bother you again . Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME , Yes , we did discuss the phone bill , but I forgot to deduct the money from your final bill . However , we do n't have to pay any line rental this month , so it should only be a few pounds for you . I 'll pay the remainder of your £ &NUM key deposit into your account as soon as I have completed the telephone bill . It 's very very hot here today , and yesterday . I 'm back home from &NAME now . See you later , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME I 'm fully aware that you are in &NAME ; I am in &NAME . &NAME makes no difference to a willingness to help . If you do n't want to help me with the arduous task of preparing the phone bill for everyone by checking your bill then I shall just assume , after the others send back their bills , that any unidentified calls were made by you . I hope this meets with your approval . Your secretary is non-existent . It would seem most likely that I fulfilled that role over the past year anyway . Do n't worry . I wo n't bother you again . &NAME . I 'm in &NAME . Give the bill to my secretary . Do n't bother me ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Having lots of fun in the &NAME ... Hello ! I 've now almost finished the second of &NUM " legs " of my &NAME American tour . I 've been here in &NAME for just under a week , staying with some great friends , and having a wonderful time ! I 've been so busy with enjoying myself it hardly seems like I have had time to 'relax " . It 's been brilliant . Since I have been here , I 've discovered just how hard Northwest Coast Native American &NAME is to create ( it 's a miracle that anyone can do it ! ) , been to a baseball game , and visited the largest outdoors activity shop ever ( it was HUGE ( and you could spend $ &NUM on &NUM pair of socks ! ) ) Tonight , I 'm flying up to &NAME , and then tomorrow morning on to &NAME , where I 'll spend some time with friends and family , re-visiting the special places of my younger years . I am so looking forward to this ! Thank you all so much for your prayers . I have seen &NAME act in many ways this trip , in protection , confidence , in using conversations with my mapping partners . It has been really exciting , and scary at times . As a friend of mine is fond of saying ... " &NAME is good - all the time . " Hope you are all well , Lots of love &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your &NAME address at &WEBSITE &NAME , my friend , vhat are I doing ? &CHAR hannant heard from &CHAR for many dazs naa , an &CHAR 's a wonnering if you 's ok ? &NAME hanging in zee olde scot 's land ? &NAME still 's remembers zee time we 's a spended in yer hous . funnn . &NAME , better run . coppers near biy . chow ... &NAME . ( man , it 's hard to write like that ! ) Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: That was quite an ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? accent28 ! &NUM ? &NAME , 'My friend , vhat are I doing ? " - I could ask you the same question , but judging from your peculiar patterns of speech the answer would not be very illuminating . " &NUM hannant heard from &CHAR for many dazs naa , an &CHAR 's a wonnering if you 's ok ? " - Yes , I 'm perfectly functionary , but now I must address the later section of the question to you . Are you feeling okay ? Is the sun getting to you ? " &NAME hanging in zee olde scot 's land ? " - &NAME , does that mean who is , i.e. wha' is . I presume so . Therefore I feel that I am at a loss for words , since &NUM million ( a guess ) people is probably an accurate answer , but I am in no position to name them all correctly . " &NAME still 's remembers zee time we 's a spended in yer hous . &NAME . " - Yes , I really enjoyed that weekend . It was great ! So &NAME , you have now finished your mapping project ( fieldwork anyway - I suppose you still have some written stuff left to do ? ) and have spent a week in &NAME . Congratulations ! I hope you have a really great holiday with your family in &NAME . I 'm off to camp on Saturday for a week . I 'm a bit worried as I will be leading an " enquirer 's group " for the children , so please pray about that . I 've been quite busy lately with chemistry . What have you been encountering this week in the way of &NAME , academic work , fun , or anything else ? I have been spending most of the last week writing my dissertation . I have now completed a rough draft , which ( thankfully ) my supervisor is " pleasantly surprised " with - I 'm not quite sure how to take that ! Anyway , I have also been finishing my stone circle in our garden , and my dad is going to plant a tree in it next week . Apart from that , I have been indulging in lazy mornings and late nights . Very bad and undisciplined ! Well , I certainly had a busy day today ! I got up at &NUM o' clock and caught a train to &NAME at &NUM : &NUM . After alighting at &NAME station I promptly made my way to the library . There I worked ( toil such as only &NAME would understand ) until &NUM : &NUM , after which I felt within me prognostics of hunger pangs . Henceforth I skipped gaily along to &NAME 's Restaurant of Fine Foods and procured a high quality lunch . Late as it was , the time delay only heightened my appreciation of sumptuous chicken pieces delicately fried in the purest olive oil You know , &NAME only have a bad reputation due to the senior management 's most effective scaremongering tactics . If everyone realised how akin to &NAME their delectable morsels were the chief executives would have no where to eat out for dinner . Very best wishes , &NAME &NAME I 'm still lost on the accent ! - which one is it ? SUBJECT: Greetings Hi &NAME , Glad to hear you 're enjoying &NAME ! Thank you for praying for my camp . It went very well . &NUM children became Christians , which was wonderful . I arrived back from &NAME camp yesterday . &NUM intense week of abseiling , go-karting , mountain biking , sport , activities , bible study , prayer , music and meetings . Oh , and yes , there were &NUM &NUM and &NUM year olds as well . Children say the most curious things . I think my &NUM favourites from this week were " are we allowed to get the dinner plates dirty when we eat ? " and 'do you have to sign a form to become a Christian ? " Joking aside though , I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time . Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable &NUM or &NUM hours sleep each night . Last Tuesday evening we all played &NAME outside in the grounds of the country house we stayed in. &NUM had to dress up as a &NAME , and this I did with some relish . Yesterday evening I went to a concert in &NAME . The &NAME &NAME Philharmonic Orchestra was playing . This afternoon I 've been with my family to &NAME - a nearby country house . It is very warm today and I like it . We had quite a good week , weather wise , for the camp . Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for &NUM weeks . I will be working from &NUM o' clock until &NUM in the lab , and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too boring . I hope you really enjoy your final &NUM weeks in &NAME . Have a great time . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : That was quite an accent ( ! ) The accent was meant to be a kind of 1920's &NAME ganster voice . Having loads of fun here in &NAME . Ca n't write a lot now , cause of time retstrictions . . ... Praying for you on your camp . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: ? iso-8859-1 ? q?:-29 ? Hi &NAME ! &NAME , you are about to return Are you sad to be leaving &NAME ? Glad to hear you enjoyed your last few weeks . My job is okay , but I do n't do very much since there is no barley for me to analyse , since the harvest is very slow this year . So much so , in fact , that I have been given the rest of the week off ! More time to study chemistry . &NAME of joys ! It 's raining at the moment , and I 've just finished tidying up after my little brother . He is pleased because he is now going to &NAME University in &NUM . I want to send him away to &NAME on a gap year next year . I can always hope Well , I look forward to hearing more about your travels . Keep smiling . &NAME &NAME I 'm sending you a cheque for £ &NUM . It is the remainder of your bicycle shed key deposit after a deduction for you part of the final telephone bill . If you want any more details , I 'll be happy to send them to you . SUBJECT: Re : Greetings &NAME ! ! ! Thanks for your e-mail ! Things went really really well these last few weeks . I 'll tell you more later , kinda rushed . I return to the little land of the English on the 19th . &NAME ! ! Hope your job is going ok ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &SMILEY &NAME , are you alive ? Are you well ? Have you seen &NAME ? Does he ring bells ? ( oh yes ! ) Is the weather fine ? Are you having fun ? How 's your Father ? How 's your Mum ? ( ouch ) &NAME , now I 'll stop writing in rhyme . because I 'll run out of time ( &NAME , that scans well ) &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &SMILEY &NAME , I do n't know if I already said this , but I found your letter and check very humorous . Very buisnesslike , no how are you or this is what I 'm up to . ... you 're great ! Oh , I had a great idea for a practical joke ... we 've just got this new door bell , which is cordless and battery powered . It has a range of up to &NUM m. &NUM was thinking that placed under a bed , or in a friends bag in the lecture theatre . ... &NAME ! Better go . &NAME things are ok . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME : virus thingy but this one is actually genuine ! Sorry guys , read below . . ... &NAME Hi I had a virus in my computer , which unfortunately spreads on its own via email . If you have had an email which seemed to be from me which said " I send you this file in order to have your advice " then you need to go to the following link and follow the instructions : &WEBSITE This virus is not particularly harmful , but very annoying - it sends emails to people from your address without you knowing . So it 's worth sorting out ! &NAME that none of you have been affected , but better safe than sorry ... I 'm really sorry if any of you have been affected . ( and if anyone has got this mail twice ! ) If you want me to explain this more clearly then tell me ! I am tired today ... &NAME bless love &NAME " Work like you do n't need money, * * * &EMAIL * ) ( ) love like you 've never been hurt, * * &WEBSITE / and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * &WEBSITE / " love your enemy , it 'll ruin his reputation " &NAME tutu Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME Dear assorted wonderful people , After reading many e-mails ( &NUM ) about a marvellous-sounding proposed weekend in &NAME , I regret to inform you that I will be unable to attend . &NAME , &NUM cannot get off work that weekend . Therefore I wish you all a most enjoyable weekend and I hope to see you &NUM weeks later in &NAME &NAME . With deepest regrets at missing such a fun-sounding time , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME and Captain &NAME Hi &NAME ! Welcome to the adventures of &NAME &NAME and Captain &NAME . Together they brave adversity around the globe . No , unfortunately I ca n't get time off work . I asked , but we 're too busy . You 're welcome to kidnap me though ! My threats of missing grain seemed to have little effect ! Anyway , hope you 're well . Yesterday morning I was working , but in the afternoon I went up to &NAME and bought a pair of shoes . I am now in the rather frivolous position of having &NUM pairs of shoes . Last night I had a wonderfully luxurious hot bath , which I enjoyed immensely . This morning I have been at church and am now looking forward to a delicious stir-fry for lunch . I have decided that I am only going to write up another &NUM chemistry lectures before next term , after which I will relax / turn my attention to more interesting pursuits in the evenings . Well , enjoy next weekend . &NAME &NAME A video - 'Sense and &NAME " - was left in the flat . Is it yours ? SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME &NAME , Are you sure you ca n't get some time off work ? I was talking briefly to the &NAME yesterday , and he agreed with me that your company is taking advantage of you . &NUM - &NUM everyday , and then making you work weekends too ! ! ! at how much an hour ? ! ! ! ! ! ! Tell your evil boss that &NAME wants to see you in &NAME , and if that does n't work , that without my influence , &NUM of the grain he gets from the S-E will dissapear . I know the figure is a bit low at the moment , but I 'm working on it . It is to do with the fact that I was away most of the summer . Still , that should still have some pull . I got your post-card . Thanks . See you next weekend ! Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME and Captain &NAME &NAME , Sorry I have n't put my check in yet . I forgot yesterday , though had a stunning day writing . I do n't think I 'll get it in today , but perhaps I may be able to surprise you pleasently . &NAME Hi &NAME ! Welcome to the adventures of &NAME &NAME and Captain &NAME . Together they brave adversity around the globe . No , unfortunately I ca n't get time off work . I asked , but we 're too busy . You 're welcome to kidnap me though ! My threats of missing grain seemed to have little effect ! Anyway , hope you 're well . Yesterday morning I was working , but in the afternoon I went up to &NAME and bought a pair of shoes . I am now in the rather frivolous position of having &NUM pairs of shoes . Last night I had a wonderfully luxurious hot bath , which I enjoyed immensely . This morning I have been at church and am now looking forward to a delicious stir-fry for lunch . I have decided that I am only going to write up another &NUM chemistry lectures before next term , after which I will relax / turn my attention to more interesting pursuits in the evenings . Well , enjoy next weekend . &NAME &NAME A video - 'Sense and &NAME " - was left in the flat . Is it yours ? Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: ( no subject ) I Do n't think I 'll be there &NAME . Go , Go on without me . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: message from &NAME &NAME , Your cousin is crazy ! &NAME writes ... &NAME has also been doing some interesting things lately ; I got this email from him today - if you follow the link you 'll get to some photos which about sum up how scary that house is like without you and with &NAME ! see the terror feel the fear visit &NUM summerfield visit my online photo album called : " &NUM &NAME " &WEBSITE be scared ! Is this the cactus " jus " cousin ? &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Things Hi &NAME ! Things are not so bad . I 'm feeling quite a lot better and am trying to do some work - well , perhaps not this morning Do you still want me to copy your dissertation files onto a &NAME and send it to you ? &NAME the corridor is not too lonely - and you can always go to &NAME and say hi to people there . Has college food improved ? Is everyone well ? Have a good day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Things Hi &NAME , Okay , if you 're sure - but let me know if you want me to send them . &NAME Hi &NAME , If you would n't mind sending the files to me , that would be great , although there is no real rush - actually , I 've got a cd here , so just wait until you get back ... Thanks ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : A joke Oh , dear - That is quite sad . How 's things ? The corridor ai n't the same with out you . I have to go and just let myself into my own room , no knocking on your door ! &NAME ! Get better soon ! &NAME &NAME wrote : That 's undoubtedly the best joke I 've ever heard . Well done &NAME . &NAME Thought you folk might appreciate a gag like this . T' was forwarded to me ... &CHAR : How many ears has Captain &NAME got ? &CHAR : A left ear , a right ear and . . . . ... a final frontier ! ho ho ho ... &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Things Hi &NAME , If you would n't mind sending the files to me , that would be great , although there is no real rush - actually , I 've got a cd here , so just wait until you get back ... Thanks ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME ! Hi &NAME ! I 'll give you &NUM guesses to discover what exciting thing has happened to me recently ... Give up ? I 'm now seeing &NAME &NAME ( absolutely stunning first year girl who is very happy and bouncy ) . Are you shocked ? I was , but am very happy too ... &NAME ! How are you feeling ? Do you want me to pick up lecture notes for you ? Who from and for what ? When are you coming back ? I miss having you here ... Keep smiling ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: letter &NAME , Did you want me to check the bill for you , or were you expecting a different letter from college ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : letter &NAME , I think it is £ &NUM , but I 'll check tomorrow to be sure . &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Yes , that would be great . Thanks . &NAME &NAME , Did you want me to check the bill for you , or were you expecting a different letter from college ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : letter the letter came today . I do n't really understand what it is for , but the amount to be collected on the 1st is &NUM for st . &NAME tuituion invoice ... does that mean you must pay &NUM pound for the invoice ? I do n't know ... &NAME I 'll hold on to the letter for you . the other cost is &NUM for the residence charges . Talk to &NAME about that . hope you are well . &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , thanks . It was actually a statement from &NAME &NAME Hall about &NAME Fees , but it 's good to know about college bills as well . &NAME , should I really have to pay for &NUM weeks of term if I 'm only there &NUM I wonder . Anyway , perhaps the Tuition &NAME letter has n't arrived yet . Hope you are well . &NAME told me you 've applied to do a PhD wow ! ! ! I did n't know that . Enjoy today . &NAME &NAME , I think it is £ &NUM , but I 'll check tomorrow to be sure . &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Yes , that would be great . Thanks . &NAME &NAME , Did you want me to check the bill for you , or were you expecting a different letter from college ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : letter riiight &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Thanks , yes I have to pay &NUM . That 's good . &NAME &NAME 're well . &NAME the letter came today . I do n't really understand what it is for , but the amount to be collected on the 1st is &NUM for st . &NAME tuituion invoice ... does that mean you must pay &NUM pound for the invoice ? I do n't know ... &NAME I 'll hold on to the letter for you . the other cost is &NUM for the residence charges . Talk to &NAME about that . hope you are well . &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , thanks . It was actually a statement from &NAME &NAME Hall about &NAME Fees , but it 's good to know about college bills as well . &NAME , should I really have to pay for &NUM weeks of term if I 'm only there &NUM I wonder . Anyway , perhaps the Tuition &NAME letter has n't arrived yet . Hope you are well . &NAME told me you 've applied to do a PhD wow ! ! ! I did n't know that . Enjoy today . &NAME &NAME , I think it is £ &NUM , but I 'll check tomorrow to be sure . &NAME wrote : expecting a &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Simultaneous Equations ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? 28ask ? ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NAME ? Hi &NAME , Well , life is full of surprises , as I found out yesterday morning when I saw &NAME and &NAME in my sitting room . I was speechless and very very shocked , but very very happy . Anyway , I 've had an absolutely wonderful &NUM days and really really enjoyed seeing them both again . We went a walk along the coast , played biblical trivial pursuits ( very hard questions and &NAME won but not by much . She was really surprisingly competitive without you or &NAME there to eclipse her ) , went to church , ate nice food , watched &NAME &NAME , talked , watched &NAME play with my brother 's gun ( she 's a natural disturbing really ) It 's made me remember why I want to come back to &NAME to see all my wonderful friends again ! " How are you feeling ? Do you want me to pick up lecture notes for you ? Who from and for what ? When are you coming back ? I miss having you here - I 'm feeling very well . Imagine I feel normal and then take away the fact that I have not got quite perfect energy levels and still a few wounds to finish healing and my right chest is still a little tender . Apart from that I 'm doing well . I 'm hopefully coming back on Saturday the 26th of January , but that is still to be confirmed not the least of which by my consultant at the hospital ! Thanks very much for offering to pick up lecture notes . &NAME is photocopying hers for me , but I 'll just wait until I get back until I get them as I still have lots of work from last term which I can be getting on with . Anyway , I am praying for you and hope you are soon feeling your old self again . I look forward to seeing you soon . &NAME &NAME If you feel like it there is a letter , which will be arriving in my pigeonhole on Tuesday morning . It 's from the university and if you would n't mind could you open it for me and tell me how much they think they 're talking out of my bank account to pay my tuition fees ? That would be great ! SUBJECT: Re : letter Hi &NAME , Yes , that would be great . Thanks . &NAME &NAME , Did you want me to check the bill for you , or were you expecting a different letter from college ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : letter Hi &NAME , thanks . It was actually a statement from &NAME &NAME Hall about &NAME Fees , but it 's good to know about college bills as well . &NAME , should I really have to pay for &NUM weeks of term if I 'm only there &NUM I wonder . Anyway , perhaps the Tuition &NAME letter has n't arrived yet . Hope you are well . &NAME told me you 've applied to do a PhD wow ! ! ! I did n't know that . Enjoy today . &NAME &NAME , I think it is £ &NUM , but I 'll check tomorrow to be sure . &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Yes , that would be great . Thanks . &NAME &NAME , Did you want me to check the bill for you , or were you expecting a different letter from college ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : letter Hi &NAME , Thanks , yes I have to pay &NUM . That 's good . &NAME &NAME 're well . &NAME the letter came today . I do n't really understand what it is for , but the amount to be collected on the 1st is &NUM for st . &NAME tuituion invoice ... does that mean you must pay &NUM pound for the invoice ? I do n't know ... &NAME I 'll hold on to the letter for you . the other cost is &NUM for the residence charges . Talk to &NAME about that . hope you are well . &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , thanks . It was actually a statement from &NAME &NAME Hall about &NAME Fees , but it 's good to know about college bills as well . &NAME , should I really have to pay for &NUM weeks of term if I 'm only there &NUM I wonder . Anyway , perhaps the Tuition &NAME letter has n't arrived yet . Hope you are well . &NAME told me you 've applied to do a PhD wow ! ! ! I did n't know that . Enjoy today . &NAME &NAME , I think it is £ &NUM , but I 'll check tomorrow to be sure . &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Yes , that would be great . Thanks . &NAME expecting a &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Thanks ... Hi &NAME ! Thanks for the texts and the missed calls . I have my phone set to vibrate so that if I 'm awake I 'll hear it , but if I 'm asleep , as I normally am at &NUM : &NUM , then I do n't wake up . I am well , and the mission has now started . I made an anouncement in the lecture and was only told to " take it outside &NAME " . I think that means it went well . When are you coming back ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME do &NAME dididdiddi &NAME bah bah bah &NAME biddo didbo bi &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Hi guys . I got word from the supervisor for the PhD that the people who were going to fund it have now pulled out . I do n't know why or anything like that , but as it stands now , I probably wo n't be in &NAME next year , and really do n't have a clue about what I 'm going to do . I feel a bit down , and would really appreciate your prayers for peace and also for guidance . I would really like to have a bit of certainty in my life . I wonder if that will ever happen . You guys are brilliant friends . The best I 've ever had . Thanks so much for your love and support over the last few years . I love you guys . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME . ... Dear &NAME , thanks for your letter a surprise it was to me . I did not know that &NAME cards were common enough to see . And there was one upon the mat that lies behind my door . A letter crafted by your hand , with words , than ususal , more . Indeed I have seen some friends and messed around in boats . I pass your greetings on to kin and other sorts of folks . The sun is bright here in the south and gales blow in &NAME . I guess that 's why I live down here and you live not on sand . For houses build on sand you see are ne 're good for much . The storms of life blow them away , leaving you in the crutch . And so do build on &NAME the rock , the stone that do n't give way . On him you 'll find firmness to stand and joy to fill the day ! &NAME &NAME &NAME ! SUBJECT: &NAME & sugar Hi &NAME ! " How 's the holiday going ? - Which holiday ? This one is okay I 'm a bit bored and reluctant to work , but it 's not too bad . The one in the summer is a little more difficult to describe . Anyway , glad to hear you 're tidying your room ! I will be praying for your funding and hope you make a breakthrough . Glad to hear you 're feeling a lot better . Our computer is very fast it 's fun ! It has a firewall and we keep getting attempted &NAME horses detected ! Last night we traced an attempted hack ( using a world-map type thing like in mission impossible ! ! ! very cool ! ) to &NAME in &NAME . Say hi to &NAME when you see her . Have a good day . &NAME SUBJECT: French Toast Hi &NAME ! Things are okay here . I 've been working in the bookshop today . Hope you enjoyed lunch with &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . Do you know if &NAME got on okay with her interview ? &NAME is in &NAME . He 's been staying with &NAME for a few days and is seeing &NAME today . He gets home sometime tomorrow ( no he did n't tell me I found out from my sources ! ) . Anyway , glad to hear &NAME is coming to visit you ! Enjoy . Hope you find the incentive to get going with your work . I will be praying for the PhD situation . Have a good evening . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME : Year Off &NAME , so you know what actually happened ... &NAME &NAME &NAME , Hope you had a good &NAME and are looking forward to your final exams . Sorry for not explaining the situation before , but my Dad suffered an unexpected brain haemorrhage a week before the end of last term , and after &NUM operations ( the first to clip the artery , he was supposed to have been back at work in &NUM months but it went a bit wrong , and the second to remove part of his skull to relieve the pressure a bit ) we were told he would be gone in a day , then a week , then for an indefinite amount of time in a coma . Then there was some movement in his right hand , and now the situation is very unclear . He is still in a coma but there is a possible chance of some sort of recovery , although we do n't know what , and it may mean that he has to live out the rest of his life requiring total care in a nursing home , although he is only &NUM , and was perfectly healthy beforehand . Anyway , the doctors are very surprised that he has survived at all , since they believed he was brain dead for a while , and some people are reckoning that it is a miracle . ( We were told a few weeks ago that the chances of him waking up were a billion to &NUM , and now it seems it may be on the cards , he opened his right eye and waved last Friday ) . Whether he will recognise us or remember anything when or indeed if he does come round we do n't know , his left hand side appears to have shot it , and we were told that the part of his brain which controls consciousness had died , but now they do n't know . Sorry to load this on you , but you did ask . I will probably come up to &NAME after the exams for a few days , depending on the circumstances , and again at the end of term . &NAME to see you then , &NAME . &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Doorbells Hi &NAME , Enjoy your last few days in &NAME . What news on the doorbell front ? Are you able to bring it to &NAME ? See you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , Enjoy your last few days in &NAME . What news on the doorbell front ? Are you able to bring it to &NAME ? See you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : So am &NAME &NAME when are you going back to college I 'm going on Sunday . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME 's Yearbook Entry &NAME FAREWELL Exuberantly cheerful , Canadian and sometimes rather crazy ( understatement of the year ! ) , &NAME is , as he says , " a really great guy " . In &NAME 's Week he " charmed " everyone with his 'so , on a scale of one to &NUM " ice breaking questions although since then he has extended his repertoire . First year saw &NAME setting up the &NAME 's Photographic Society and busying himself with such prestigious tasks as &NAME &NAME photography . Often seen with a camera in hand and some enthusiastic initiate in tow this is certainly an interest he has developed . &CHAR keen fencer , in second year &NAME delighted and amused his flatmates by practising his skilful moves in their corridor . He also regaled them with truly mind-expanding geology lectures , serenaded them as he practised his guitar early in the mornings and taught them much about economy . The words " &NAME &NAME " and " CU " are virtually synonymous , as he has demonstrated over his &NUM years at &NAME 's. Last year also saw him leading &NAME 's Hall Worship every Friday in the college chapel . This year &NAME made his debut on the hockey field , and a truly unique debut it was . Probably best described as a primeval apeman-tiger hybrid , even the referee had to have words with him and ask him to tone down his enthusiasm . Nothing . however , could ever dampen his enthusiasm for his ( in ) famous Sunday afternoon walks ( &NAME hikes ! ) , and earlier this year , to his great delight , he found himself a willing companion in the form of the lovely &NAME &NAME . &NAME really is a great , crazy and trustworthy friend to many try as you may , you ca n't help but like this guy - resistance is , indeed , futile ! SUBJECT: Re : your expert opinion ... &NAME - you are on to a winner with &NAME . VEry good make , and will last a long long while too . &NAME hi &NAME ! hope you 're okay and looking forward to seeing you saturday . as my fashion consultant , what do you think of these sandals ? seriously , though , I 'm trying to find some sandals to buy , but am sadly at a loss ! best wishes , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Book Hi &NAME , Hope you enjoyed the holiday and are having some success in finding a good job . Today I 've been to &NAME to pick up my keys for the flat . Could you email me the first &NUM pages of your book that you gave me on disk last week on the holiday please ? For comparison purposes . Also , would you mind if &NAME read my version ? Have a great time at &NAME 's and I hope to hear from you soon . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Book &NAME &NAME , the pages are all altered now , perhaps you could ask &NAME for them ? His version might be closer . &NAME Hi &NAME , Hope you enjoyed the holiday and are having some success in finding a good job . Today I 've been to &NAME to pick up my keys for the flat . Could you email me the first &NUM pages of your book that you gave me on disk last week on the holiday please ? For comparison purposes . Also , would you mind if &NAME read my version ? Have a great time at &NAME 's and I hope to hear from you soon . Very best wishes , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Hi &NAME ! ! ! ! ! &NAME ? Have you started your work yet ? How is that going ? What are you doing to keep yourself entertained at the moment . We just had a good missionary friend over for supper , and he had a great phrase or &NUM ... There is a certain decadency about having the ability to be bored . Wealth is having the means to make a choice . What do you think ? &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Hi Hey &NAME ! Hello ! How 's &NAME ? ! I guess you might check your email at some point during your road trip , so I thought I 'd give you something to read if you did . It was nice to hear from you last Saturday . Well , my placement is good . I 'm doing research on coatings for paint - which is much more interesting than it sounds honestly ! I say 'doing " , but I have n't really started yet due to &NUM thing and another . Most of my time so far has been spent reading patents and being inducted . There are a few other students working there too , so that 's nice . We were supposed to start doing some experiments today but then it was pointed out we did n't have safety footwear , so that required a little trip out to buy some maybe tomorrow will see some work Wonderfully , I do n't have to get up at 6am every day any more ! I 've found someone who works there and lives in &NAME , so he gives me a lift there and back . Sorry I have n't emailed much - internet access has been rather difficult as college is the nearest online place for me and I only manage to check it once or twice a week ! However , I now have a computer at work so that should make things easier . My family has been staying with me last week . They were having a holiday in and around &NAME . Last Sunday &NAME and his family came to visit for the evening . We all went out for a meal to &NAME &NAME , and &NAME and I also went to visit &NAME &NAME . &NAME wanted to try and look around &NAME &CHAR , but it was locked . However , &NAME I was open so we wandered in there and looked around a little - most bizarre ! We also had a little look in &NAME &NAME &NAME says he 's hoping to have the same holiday in &NAME again next year for all those who can make it - hooray ! &NAME to hear from you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi Hi &NAME , good to hear from you . I am now in &NAME &NAME , after seeing &NAME and green gables etc. . Also , spent &NUM days in &NAME &NAME , which was brilliant for my research . I think the holiday with &NAME etc would be good to do again . Glad that the job is going well . Glad that you found the person to go to work with . &NAME is good ! Keep smiling , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hi Hi &NAME , Actually , I do n't get home until the 31st and then I go away with my family for a week . I 'm in &NAME ( my old home town ) , and it is great to be here . I 've spent a couple days at a friends cottage preparing for a wedding there , and that went smoothly , althoguth I hated the wedding . There was no mention of &NAME , even by the catholic priest and they did n't even vow to live together until the end of their lives . I was quite upset by it all . Glad your wedding there was better . Keep smiling ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NAME ? Hey &NAME ! Excellent ! I 've just sent an email to invite her actually ! Yes , it will be black tie . It 's such a lovely day here ! I 've been to the doctors to get my stitch out , and then we went into &NAME and I bought &NUM Christmas cards . Fun ! Looking forward to seeing you on Friday ! &NAME &NAME &NAME , La would LOVE to come , and she did n't even say " Are you sure &NAME wants me to be there ? " I think she likes you ! ( Particularly as you were one of the &NUM people who ar coming to her party ! How exclusive . ) Will it be black tie ? &NAME , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : ? &NAME ! &NAME , it is good that you are back in &NAME now . I 'm really looking forward to seeing you on Friday too . We missed you not being in &NAME . It was a lot of fun ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Hi &NAME , La and I went and bought &NAME &NUM really great mugs in the style of MAckintosh , and that came to £ &NUM , so if you can give &NAME a third of that , that would be great . Thanks buddio , and I 'll see you in a month . Thanks also for letting me use your room again ! What a good friend you are ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hey &NAME , Thanks very much for getting &NAME a present . Did she like it ? I will go round to &NAME 's this evening with a cheque for £ &NUM . It was great to see you at the weekend . Guess what - I bought my camera yesterday ! I must say it was a bit surreal going into Jessops and just buying a camera in &NUM minutes like that ! What do you want me to do with your camera magazine ? See you soon . &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , La and I went and bought &NAME &NUM really great mugs in the style of MAckintosh , and that came to £ &NUM , so if you can give &NAME a third of that , that would be great . Thanks buddio , and I 'll see you in a month . Thanks also for letting me use your room again ! What a good friend you are ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : The magazine is yours , &NAME . It is a present for you . Are n't I generous ! ? &NAME , what a guy . I 've had quite a long day of looking at a computer screen , which has been surprisingly fun as I have been programming , so that was great ! I am a bit stuck at the moment on on program that I am working on , so I think I shall take a break and go to &NAME . Should be good . Say hi to your flat for me . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Cars , &NAME & &NAME Hi &NAME , Okay , dinner will be at &NUM : &NAME ! ( I ca n't guarantee &NAME 's still going to be cooking , it could be me ... ) &NAME says she has very important choir rehearsal , but she 'll come straight over after it . And now that I 've made dinner later she might want to eat with us , but I have n't had a reply from her about this yet . Trillian is &NAME which can be used on the &NAME network : &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Oh &NAME , &NAME has just remided me that we might not get there till later cause the last friday I came up it took much longer than &NUM hours . Expect us around &NUM or &NUM : &NUM and then you probably wo n't have to keep the food warm . &NAME - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Dear &NAME , Of course she can be ! &NAME ! &NAME , I ca n't remember if I have already asked you , but would you mind taking people to &NAME &NAME and back on Saturday in your car ? This would obviously mean you could n't drink much alcohol , so if you 'd rather not then that 's fine , I understand , but we 'd probably have to get taxi 's. Hope you have a great week . &NAME &NAME Have you got Trillian ? Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Exams and exams . Hi &NAME ! I am in the middle of muchos studiousness as I have another exam today , and then another tomorrow ! &NUM in &NUM week ! how did yours go ? Does it seem quiet there now that everyone has gone home , or are people in your flat still there ? Thanks so much for putting me up again last weekend . It was great fun , and just what &NAME and I needed . thank you , thank you thank you . So , now you are finished your exams , perhaps yesterday was the last exam you will ever write . Is that a scary or a pleasent thought . ... If it is a nice thought , you are normal . If you like exams , you are wierd . Anyway , better return to my work , I just thought I would drop you a line to say , WELL DONE WITH FINISHING YOUR TAUGHT PART OF YOUR COURSE ! &NAME , &NAME 's almost done his degree . Scary . And I remember when you were a scared little first year . ... look at you now . ... awwww ! &NAME , it 's almost christmas ! See you at new Year ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Exams and exams and exams and exams ( not any more ! ) Greetings &CHAR &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ... I 'm finished ! &NAME ! eeee ! &CHAR &SMILEY &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME ! But there is no snow . My first exam was really tough , and my second was pretty fantastic ! I just do n't know what to do with myself now ... ! Hope your exams are going simply splendidly . It does seem a bit quiet now . &NAME and &NAME have both left the building , but &NAME and &NAME are hanging in there " till next week or for &NAME , whenever he gets round to buying his train ticket ... I 'm going Christmas shopping in &NAME tomorrow . Saw &NAME &NAME yesterday . &NAME gher at lunch again tomorrow . Gong to &NAME service on Sunday . Looking at houses on Monday . Going home on Monday . Going to &NAME on Wednesday to see the Chemistry department and some lecturers , then onwards to &NAME to stay with my little brother for a couple of days before returning home on Friday , going to &NAME and staying in a chalet for a friend 's 50th birthday party on Sunday and Monday and then ... it 's Christmas ! Hope you 're having a super time in &NAME . Looking forward much , definitely , yes , to seeing you am I on New Year 's &NAME . Will be writing you a thank you letter shortly , so you will receive it soon , when I have posted it , yes indeed . I 'm so happy because my exams are over ! Have a joyous evening friend &NAME ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Exams and exams go on until they stop ! &NAME , you 're not in &NAME - my mistake ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Change of Phone number Hey &NAME , Thanks for your new number - have you got a new phone ? Are you sure that 's your number , because it dies n't look like a mobile number . Is it not perhaps &NUM &NUM &NUM ? &NAME Hello Everyone , I hope you are all happy and healthy . My phone number has now changed but it is still vodafone My new number is &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME ! &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Me in &NAME Hi &NAME , I hope you had a great Christmas ! Okay , I shall be in &NAME from Tuesday the 31st of December to Tuesday the 7th or Wednesday the 8th of January . If it would be possible to stay any of these nights at your house then I would be most grateful . See you on Tuesday ! &NAME Hi &NAME , just quickly as the securtity guards are saying I need my id card , that I do n't have , so that is a pain , and I have to go , but thanks for letting me stay with you again . You are an absolute star , and I really appreciate your friendship and generosity . thanks for being such a good friend . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NUM imagery &NAME &NAME , Dad and &NAME , &NAME and &NAME I thought you might want to have a look at the area in which I live . ... I made this orthorectified image yesterday and today . It is looking ( &NUM ! ) onto the road that cuts through maulden wood on which I drive on as I go to &NAME . Sorry for clogging up your inboxes , but I 'm pretty chuffed with this . Love , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NUM imagery &NAME &NAME ! When you say you made that map , what exactly did you mean ? What does orthorectified mean anyway ? Was it from a satellite or from a camera ? Why are the fields &NAME ? Was it snowing ? &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , Dad and &NAME , &NAME and &NAME I thought you might want to have a look at the area in which I live . ... I made this orthorectified image yesterday and today . It is looking ( &NUM ! ) onto the road that cuts through maulden wood on which I drive on as I go to &NAME . Sorry for clogging up your inboxes , but I 'm pretty chuffed with this . Love , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NUM imagery It is from aerial photography , made from &NUM black and white images . They were taken pretty much straight down , and kind of like your eyes see in stereo because they are slightly ofset , you can do the same thing with images . So I did that , and after orthorectifying the images , which means , getting rid of all the distortion caused by the perspective view of the camera ( In that at the lens , all the light becomes a point . An orthographic view is one where it is like a map . Straight lines remain straight lines , and angles remain the same as they are on the surface . grey because black and white Not , it was n't snowing . Also , can I once more beg the use of your room , for the 6th to the 9th of MArch ? I am planning on coming up again . . ... Hope you are well . I really should write this report . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi again and sorry for this series of e-mails . As &NAME points out , there is already a template , which will be available on the web , so I hope there is no misunderstanding about that . As for the corrections of the papers when submitted , I think we will all share the burden , which I hope will not be that bad , as the styleguide together with the template are - according to my opinion- more than enough for everybody to based his / her format on . &NAME will need to look at &NUM papers . &NAME again for another &NAME mail . See you soon ! Th. On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME all . Just to make a clarification : When &NAME sent an email at the beginning of April , one of the issues to be arranged was the formating of the style guide and of the template to be distributed to the participants . I personally took over for this issue and apart from the style guide I also sent a template which includes all these information that &NAME included in her attachment . What is said about the additional details in the style guide is true -some comments were made during Friday 's meeting and they were included in an updated version . But the document that circulates during the last &NUM days as an email attachment already exists in the form of a template , very detailed , which will be available via a web link to participants . We ca n't include everything in the information pack that will be distributed at the conference , right ? Furthermore , I wonder what would be the purpose of doing any changes at the last moment -that is , just a few hours before the documents being photocopied ( they are to be photocopied tomorrow morning , correct?)- when we are dealing with this issue for the last &NUM weeks ? I believe -and it is not my impression- that we have talked about all these in detail on Friday and I remember me clarifying details about the template . Editing another similar document and at the last moment seems to me too much and probably unnecessary . I hope this helps and sorry to trouble you . &NAME . - -On &NUM April &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Good evening . &NUM I rather had the impression that it was generally thought useful to have a more detailed style shee . &NUM I really think an adequate style sheet is essential to reduce our workload . I am definitely not volunteering to correct more than &NUM articles because we now omit to get the style sheet right . On &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi everybody and sorry for my long delay in answering , I 've been away from &NAME today . Many thanks for all the comments and corrections , but I need to make a comment : It had been suggested on Friday that we make another template , more detailed , to accompany the one to be put on the web . It is definitely my impression that we actually thought it would be too much and probably not necessary . As this was what we have actually said at the meeting , I find no reason to change our minds , and therefore I don;t think we should do it . I 'll send to &NAME tonight and to &NAME tomorrow the revised documents , and I hope that &NAME will be able to find &NAME tomorrow , so that we can put the order forms and the styleguide in the conference packs . Many thanks again and see you all soon ! &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME all . Just to make a clarification : When &NAME sent an email at the beginning of April , one of the issues to be arranged was the formating of the style guide and of the template to be distributed to the participants . I personally took over for this issue and apart from the style guide I also sent a template which includes all these information that &NAME included in her attachment . What is said about the additional details in the style guide is true -some comments were made during Friday 's meeting and they were included in an updated version . But the document that circulates during the last &NUM days as an email attachment already exists in the form of a template , very detailed , which will be available via a web link to participants . We ca n't include everything in the information pack that will be distributed at the conference , right ? Furthermore , I wonder what would be the purpose of doing any changes at the last moment -that is , just a few hours before the documents being photocopied ( they are to be photocopied tomorrow morning , correct?)- when we are dealing with this issue for the last &NUM weeks ? I believe -and it is not my impression- that we have talked about all these in detail on Friday and I remember me clarifying details about the template . Editing another similar document and at the last moment seems to me too much and probably unnecessary . I hope this helps and sorry to trouble you . &NAME . - -On &NUM April &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Good evening . &NUM I rather had the impression that it was generally thought useful to have a more detailed style shee . &NUM I really think an adequate style sheet is essential to reduce our workload . I am definitely not volunteering to correct more than &NUM articles because we now omit to get the style sheet right . On &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi everybody and sorry for my long delay in answering , I 've been away from &NAME today . Many thanks for all the comments and corrections , but I need to make a comment : It had been suggested on Friday that we make another template , more detailed , to accompany the one to be put on the web . It is definitely my impression that we actually thought it would be too much and probably not necessary . As this was what we have actually said at the meeting , I find no reason to change our minds , and therefore I don;t think we should do it . I 'll send to &NAME tonight and to &NAME tomorrow the revised documents , and I hope that &NAME will be able to find &NAME tomorrow , so that we can put the order forms and the styleguide in the conference packs . Many thanks again and see you all soon ! &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Good evening . &NUM I rather had the impression that it was generally thought useful to have a more detailed style shee . &NUM I really think an adequate style sheet is essential to reduce our workload . I am definitely not volunteering to correct more than &NUM articles because we now omit to get the style sheet right . On &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi everybody and sorry for my long delay in answering , I 've been away from &NAME today . Many thanks for all the comments and corrections , but I need to make a comment : It had been suggested on Friday that we make another template , more detailed , to accompany the one to be put on the web . It is definitely my impression that we actually thought it would be too much and probably not necessary . As this was what we have actually said at the meeting , I find no reason to change our minds , and therefore I don;t think we should do it . I 'll send to &NAME tonight and to &NAME tomorrow the revised documents , and I hope that &NAME will be able to find &NAME tomorrow , so that we can put the order forms and the styleguide in the conference packs . Many thanks again and see you all soon ! &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi everybody and sorry for my long delay in answering , I 've been away from &NAME today . Many thanks for all the comments and corrections , but I need to make a comment : It had been suggested on Friday that we make another template , more detailed , to accompany the one to be put on the web . It is definitely my impression that we actually thought it would be too much and probably not necessary . As this was what we have actually said at the meeting , I find no reason to change our minds , and therefore I don;t think we should do it . I 'll send to &NAME tonight and to &NAME tomorrow the revised documents , and I hope that &NAME will be able to find &NAME tomorrow , so that we can put the order forms and the styleguide in the conference packs . Many thanks again and see you all soon ! &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : photocopies Cool ! Those are very useful comments ! Especially the references . I think , before the example sheet is printed , that your " this is a footnote . It should be ... blabla " way of constructing the example text is a lot nicer than my xxxs , ( I was too tired when I made the whole thing , and xxx was about all I could come up with ) so maybe we should extend it to the whole example sheet and replace the xxxs with something more verbal . Anyway , I think it is essential that we get this right in as much detail as possible . &CHAR solid and fool-proof style sheet is seriously going to reduce our work ( or , to put it more threateningly : a non-fool-proof style sheet is going to cause us an awful , not-funny-anymore load of work , ( especially editing references etc is a hell of a job ! ) ) see you &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &EMAIL wrote : Dear all With apologies to &NAME for the late notice ( I wo n't blame you if you 've already sent this stuff off ) , here are my comments on the style guide , order form and template . They may look considerable but most of them are actually only nit-picks ; the documents would do the job in the form they were in before I commented but , in my view at least , my comments just make them a little bit clearer sometimes . In particular , I recognise that &NAME 's template was n't quite finished and so I 've finished it in what I hope is the correct style . Do what you like with these comments , but I hope they 're useful . See you Saturday , but we 'll probably hear from one another before then ! All the best &NAME - -On &NUM April &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Hi everybody , I have attached the sort of style sheet example that is customarily supplied to presenters-to-be-published , so they can see what the text is supposed to look like - it 's a bit more visual than just a description and the combination works clarifying I think . However , I have n't quite finished it : examples , footnotes , references etc I did n't put in , mainly " cause I did n't quite get the instrucions on indentation etc. Could somebody who made / fully understands the style sheet please do that ? Also , typing out the sheet in this way , I thought the following adjustments might be nice : &NUM . maybe less indentation in the abstract ? &NUM . maybe not &NUM emty lines after ( third and ) fourth level parts , but just one ? Anyway , see what you do with it , but I think supplying a sheet like this ( that is , completely adequate and worked out ) is going to make things clearer to the authors and save us a lot of work cheers &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi everybody . I 've made the changes we discussed in our meeting , so I was wondering if you could take a careful look and see if you can find any errors , as &NAME had suggested . Please bear in mind that I have to send the forms on Monday evening at the latest . I 'll also take a look myself , of course . Many thanks . &NAME &NAME ! &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME East wrote : &NAME , &NAME . Another thing I thought of - after the changes have been made to the style guide and the order form , would it be a good idea to get someone else to proof-read them , before it is given to &NAME ? It would look a bit bad if the &NAME &NAME 's texts had errors in ! ! Also , could people check that &NAME &NAME 's email ( &EMAIL ) is * removed * from their group editorial team emails ? It was on there as a cc . and I forgot to take it off . Thank you ! See y' all Saturday . . . . . ... &NAME Hello guys , I have just checked again that e-mail sent from the RCEAL secretary and realised I was wrong about its &NAME closing dates . It will be open on Tuesday the 22nd , so I will print the forms out then and leave them in &NAME 's pigeonhole . I am sorry for the worry I caused you . Have a nice weekend , &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: &NAME meeting &NUM / &NUM Hi everybody . A summary of today 's meetings : &CHAR ) We decided that both oral and poster presentations will be allocated the same number of pages , i.e. &NUM &CHAR ) Some corrections have been suggested for the order form and the styleguide , which I will incorporate and then send to &NAME for photocopies and to &NAME to put all the necessary information on the web . I will also print &NUM copies of the template , in case we need it at the day of the conference . &CHAR ) We decided that we need a treasurer . I will be the treasurer till the end of June , when I 'm leaving for the summer , and then we 'll see , depending on what needs to be done . &CHAR ) We have also decided that the orders can also be paid cash . &CHAR ) Timetable for the desk at the day of the conference : &NUM &NAME &NUM &NAME , &NUM &NAME , &NAME , &NUM &NAME , &NAME , &NUM &NAME , &NAME , &NUM &NAME , &NAME ( ? ) &CHAR ) I will print a sign for the desk at a 2A4 size , probably . &CHAR ) Our badges will include mention of &NAME . I hope that covers everything . See you soon ! HAve a nice week-end &NAME SUBJECT: Re : photocopies &NAME , &NAME . Another thing I thought of - after the changes have been made to the style guide and the order form , would it be a good idea to get someone else to proof-read them , before it is given to &NAME ? It would look a bit bad if the &NAME &NAME 's texts had errors in ! ! Also , could people check that &NAME &NAME 's email ( &EMAIL ) is * removed * from their group editorial team emails ? It was on there as a cc . and I forgot to take it off . Thank you ! See y' all Saturday . . . . . ... &NAME Hello guys , I have just checked again that e-mail sent from the RCEAL secretary and realised I was wrong about its &NAME closing dates . It will be open on Tuesday the 22nd , so I will print the forms out then and leave them in &NAME 's pigeonhole . I am sorry for the worry I caused you . Have a nice weekend , &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi everybody . I 'm forwarding the Order form and the styleguide for everyone to see , as &NAME suggested . I should have done it earlier , sorry about that . As for the meeting , if you want us to have one , I 'd suggest this Friday , &NUM a.m. , same venue . What do you think ? Please let me know . &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME East wrote : &NAME , OK , good , &NUM gr is a more reasonable weight . I can come to a meeting this week if people want to have one . Personally I think it would be helpful for people manning the stall to look at the orderform this week , just because many minds are better than &NUM ( even though &NAME is a great mind ! xxx ) and it might be useful to look at it this week in case there is anything that might be good to add , or to change , if it is not set in stone already . The same for the guidelines - I saw them briefly and they looked fab - would it be good to circulate those so we can have a good look at them , and know what we are heading for etc , and also get feedback from on them as well , before they go up on the web ? Then also we will know what we are talking about when we get queries on the stall at &NAME , which we undoubtably will . I agree that it 's good to get all the money off of people in advance if possible ! Hopefully though there will be late orderings too . I think that we will need a treasurer ? ? ? I think that &NAME , who is currently the treasurer for all things leading up to the conference day itself , wo n't " exist " after the tidying up period after the day of the conference so it might be worth thinking about that . Re . the stall : so there are &NUM coffee breaks , registration , lunch and wine reception to cover . I do n't know which will be busiest , thinking of staffing - I would have said the wine reception because then people will have been to the talks but on the other hand they might all be knackered and go home . Unfortunately I ca n't volunteer as I 'm tied up all day with other stuff , but I will try and promote the proceedings wherever I go , and encourage people to visit the stall . I think we should also have a pile of order forms on the stall as well , and we will need a big sign . Also , the &NAME conference can only take cheques ( this is a nightmare as you can imagine ) - is the proceedings going to go through the same channels ? If so , then we will only be able to take cheques as well , which means , since people do n't carry their chequebooks around with them normally , that someone needs to be a " cash converter " to take the cash and write a cheque instead . Basically I think a meeting with an agenda would probably be a good idea if enough people think it is worthwhile in order to get a clear picture of what is happening on the day , of what we will be asking for from presenters , and to think about the next few months . Also , sorry , I just remembered something else - can anyone use &NAME &NAME databases ? I am using Access to organise presenters and delegates so if someone can use this , it will be relatively easy to hand this over as we will need to have lists of email addresses and keep track of who is sending in a paper , and what stage they are at in the editing process . I dreamt about the proceedings last night - this I hope is a good omen but clearly does not say much about me ... Best wishes to everyone , &NAME cc kirsty - I 'm only forwarding this to you in case I have said something stupid that clashes with how things have already been planned ! ! Hi everybody . It seems that most of the remaining issues have been arranged . So : &CHAR ) The order form , together with the styleguide and the template , will be also available on the web from the end of the week . Since there has been a cancellation of &NUM oral presentation , there 's enough space to allocate &NUM pages for each paper , and this is clearly stated in the styleguide . ii ) &NAME : I assume that we have tacitly accepted the offer made by &NAME &NAME , since we can actually order the final number of volumes after the conference . We 'll contact them immediately after the conference to finalize the arrangement . We 've found out that the actual weight will be around 700gr , so we have included in the order form the prices for postage accordingly : £ &NUM for &NAME and £ &NUM for &NAME . This price also covers packaging . I think it 's much more convenient to pay everything in advance , both for the the people who 'll buy them and for us . iii ) There remains only tha matter of people who will be at our desk during the conference . We need people : at &NUM for &NUM hour , which is the time for registration ; for the coffee breaks , &NUM min each , at &NUM , &NUM and &NUM ; for the lunch , from &NUM till &NUM ; and for the wine reception , from &NUM till &NUM . So , I think it 'd be great if you could just send me an e-mail saying if you are willing to do this and at which slot , so that we can have the most convenient arrangement for everybody , if possible . Since there 's only the matter of our desk to be taken care of , I don;t think we absolutely need the meeting . Do you think we can arrange this final detail by e-mail ? Please let me know your views . I 'll be waiting for your e-mails . Many thanks . Have a nice day &NAME SUBJECT: photocopies Hello guys , I have just checked again that e-mail sent from the RCEAL secretary and realised I was wrong about its &NAME closing dates . It will be open on Tuesday the 22nd , so I will print the forms out then and leave them in &NAME 's pigeonhole . I am sorry for the worry I caused you . Have a nice weekend , &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi everybody . I 'm forwarding the Order form and the styleguide for everyone to see , as &NAME suggested . I should have done it earlier , sorry about that . As for the meeting , if you want us to have one , I 'd suggest this Friday , &NUM a.m. , same venue . What do you think ? Please let me know . &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME East wrote : &NAME , OK , good , &NUM gr is a more reasonable weight . I can come to a meeting this week if people want to have one . Personally I think it would be helpful for people manning the stall to look at the orderform this week , just because many minds are better than &NUM ( even though &NAME is a great mind ! xxx ) and it might be useful to look at it this week in case there is anything that might be good to add , or to change , if it is not set in stone already . The same for the guidelines - I saw them briefly and they looked fab - would it be good to circulate those so we can have a good look at them , and know what we are heading for etc , and also get feedback from on them as well , before they go up on the web ? Then also we will know what we are talking about when we get queries on the stall at &NAME , which we undoubtably will . I agree that it 's good to get all the money off of people in advance if possible ! Hopefully though there will be late orderings too . I think that we will need a treasurer ? ? ? I think that &NAME , who is currently the treasurer for all things leading up to the conference day itself , wo n't " exist " after the tidying up period after the day of the conference so it might be worth thinking about that . Re . the stall : so there are &NUM coffee breaks , registration , lunch and wine reception to cover . I do n't know which will be busiest , thinking of staffing - I would have said the wine reception because then people will have been to the talks but on the other hand they might all be knackered and go home . Unfortunately I ca n't volunteer as I 'm tied up all day with other stuff , but I will try and promote the proceedings wherever I go , and encourage people to visit the stall . I think we should also have a pile of order forms on the stall as well , and we will need a big sign . Also , the &NAME conference can only take cheques ( this is a nightmare as you can imagine ) - is the proceedings going to go through the same channels ? If so , then we will only be able to take cheques as well , which means , since people do n't carry their chequebooks around with them normally , that someone needs to be a " cash converter " to take the cash and write a cheque instead . Basically I think a meeting with an agenda would probably be a good idea if enough people think it is worthwhile in order to get a clear picture of what is happening on the day , of what we will be asking for from presenters , and to think about the next few months . Also , sorry , I just remembered something else - can anyone use &NAME &NAME databases ? I am using Access to organise presenters and delegates so if someone can use this , it will be relatively easy to hand this over as we will need to have lists of email addresses and keep track of who is sending in a paper , and what stage they are at in the editing process . I dreamt about the proceedings last night - this I hope is a good omen but clearly does not say much about me ... Best wishes to everyone , &NAME cc kirsty - I 'm only forwarding this to you in case I have said something stupid that clashes with how things have already been planned ! ! To : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) ; ( &EMAIL ) ; 'S. &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) ; &NAME . &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) ; " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) ; " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) ; " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) ; &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) ; &NAME . &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) ; " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : Wednesday , April &NUM , &NUM &NUM : &NUM AM Subject : PET- &NAME ? ? Hi everybody . It seems that most of the remaining issues have been arranged . So : &CHAR ) The order form , together with the styleguide and the template , will be also available on the web from the end of the week . Since there has been a cancellation of &NUM oral presentation , there 's enough space to allocate &NUM pages for each paper , and this is clearly stated in the styleguide . ii ) &NAME : I assume that we have tacitly accepted the offer made by &NAME &NAME , since we can actually order the final number of volumes after the conference . We 'll contact them immediately after the conference to finalize the arrangement . We 've found out that the actual weight will be around 700gr , so we have included in the order form the prices for postage accordingly : £ &NUM for &NAME and £ &NUM for &NAME . This price also covers packaging . I think it 's much more convenient to pay everything in advance , both for the the people who 'll buy them and for us . iii ) There remains only tha matter of people who will be at our desk during the conference . We need people : at &NUM for &NUM hour , which is the time for registration ; for the coffee breaks , &NUM min each , at &NUM , &NUM and &NUM ; for the lunch , from &NUM till &NUM ; and for the wine reception , from &NUM till &NUM . So , I think it 'd be great if you could just send me an e-mail saying if you are willing to do this and at which slot , so that we can have the most convenient arrangement for everybody , if possible . Since there 's only the matter of our desk to be taken care of , I don;t think we absolutely need the meeting . Do you think we can arrange this final detail by e-mail ? Please let me know your views . I 'll be waiting for your e-mails . Many thanks . Have a nice day &NAME SUBJECT: Re : PET- &NAME ? ? OK , I will meet you at the &NAME center , since it seems to be the venue &NAME &CHAR it ? See you tomorrow , &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME East wrote : Hi , Friday at &NUM is fine by me . Maybe we can go to the granta or anchor next time - it 's quite nice to be somewhere more relaxing . &NAME wishes for the &NUM , &NAME ! &NAME &NAME knowledge will be helpful for post-conference admin only . Well , not only - it 's good for managing large amounts of experimental data too , of course ... &NAME Dear all &NAME 's suggestion of Friday , 11am , in the &NAME &NAME , &NAME is fine by me unless something else is agreed . Personally &CHAR 's actually rather not meet in the &NAME as I 'm afraid the temptation not to work for what remains of the day once I 've done my singing that afternoon will be too strong ! I ca n't offer to do the agenda but &CHAR * can * work &NAME &NAME ( at least basically ) , as &NAME asked , if that helps . &NAME in mind , though , that , as I said before , I apologise but I 'm really too busy before &NAME to do very much ; my &NUM , &NUM words are in in &NUM weeks and not a single one written yet ! See you on Friday , then - &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME meeting Friday Oh , well , if we meet in the granta we will have to frogmarch &NAME back to his work . We can do that &SMILEY see you then , &NAME Hi everybody ! From what I 've seen , I think it 's a good idea to have a meeting tomorrow Friday , at &NUM a.m. at the &NAME , since we might even sit outside , if the weather 's fine . As this might be the last meeting before the conference , it 'd be great if you could all make it . The agenda of the meeting : &NUM Comments on order form , style-guide , printers &NUM Slots at our stall in the conference &NUM Treasurer &NUM " proceedings " sign for the conference &NAME to see you all tomorrow ! Have a nice day ! &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME meeting Friday Hi everybody ! From what I 've seen , I think it 's a good idea to have a meeting tomorrow Friday , at &NUM a.m. at the &NAME , since we might even sit outside , if the weather 's fine . As this might be the last meeting before the conference , it 'd be great if you could all make it . The agenda of the meeting : &NUM Comments on order form , style-guide , printers &NUM Slots at our stall in the conference &NUM Treasurer &NUM " proceedings " sign for the conference &NAME to see you all tomorrow ! Have a nice day ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : PET- &NAME ? ? Hi , Friday at &NUM is fine by me . Maybe we can go to the granta or anchor next time - it 's quite nice to be somewhere more relaxing . &NAME wishes for the &NUM , &NAME ! &NAME &NAME knowledge will be helpful for post-conference admin only . Well , not only - it 's good for managing large amounts of experimental data too , of course ... &NAME Dear all &NAME 's suggestion of Friday , 11am , in the &NAME &NAME , &NAME is fine by me unless something else is agreed . Personally &CHAR 's actually rather not meet in the &NAME as I 'm afraid the temptation not to work for what remains of the day once I 've done my singing that afternoon will be too strong ! I ca n't offer to do the agenda but &CHAR * can * work &NAME &NAME ( at least basically ) , as &NAME asked , if that helps . &NAME in mind , though , that , as I said before , I apologise but I 'm really too busy before &NAME to do very much ; my &NUM , &NUM words are in in &NUM weeks and not a single one written yet ! See you on Friday , then - &NAME SUBJECT: Re : PET- &NAME ? ? Dear all &NAME 's suggestion of Friday , 11am , in the &NAME &NAME , &NAME is fine by me unless something else is agreed . Personally &CHAR 's actually rather not meet in the &NAME as I 'm afraid the temptation not to work for what remains of the day once I 've done my singing that afternoon will be too strong ! I ca n't offer to do the agenda but &CHAR * can * work &NAME &NAME ( at least basically ) , as &NAME asked , if that helps . &NAME in mind , though , that , as I said before , I apologise but I 'm really too busy before &NAME to do very much ; my &NUM , &NUM words are in in &NUM weeks and not a single one written yet ! See you on Friday , then - &NAME SUBJECT: Re : PET- &NAME ? ? Hi , I think a meeting is a good idea , certainly if we have some sort of agenda in advance . Either Thursday or Friday is fine with me . But What about meeting in the &NAME instead ? see you &NAME On &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi everybody . I 'm forwarding the Order form and the styleguide for everyo ne to see , as &NAME suggested . I should have done it earlier , sorry about that . As for the meeting , if you want us to have one , I 'd suggest this Friday , &NUM a.m. , same venue . What do you think ? Please let me know . &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME East wrote : &NAME , OK , good , &NUM gr is a more reasonable weight . I can come to a meeting this week if people want to have one . &NAME &CHAR I think it would be helpful for people manning the stall to look at the orderform this week , just because many minds are better than &NUM ( even though &NAME is a great mind ! xxx ) and it might be useful to look a &CHAR it this week in case there is anything that might be good to add , or to change , if it is not set in stone already . The same for the guidelines I saw them briefly and they looked fab - would it be good to circulate those so we can have a good look at them , and know what we are heading for etc , and also get feedback from on them as well , before they go up on the web ? Then also we will know what we are talking about when we get queries on the stall at &NAME , which we undoubtably will . I agree that it 's good to get all the money off of people in advance if possible ! Hopefully though there will be late orderings too . I think th at we will need a treasurer ? ? ? I think that &NAME , who is currently th &CHAR treasurer for all things leading up to the conference day itself , wo n't " exist " after the tidying up period after the day of the conference so it might be worth thinking about that . Re . the stall : so there are &NUM coffee breaks , registration , lunch and wine reception to cover . I do n't know which will be busiest , thinking &CHAR &CHAR staffing - I would have said the wine reception because then people wil I have been to the talks but on the other hand they might all be knackere &CHAR and go home . Unfortunately I ca n't volunteer as I 'm tied up all day wit h other stuff , but I will try and promote the proceedings wherever I go , and encourage people to visit the stall . I think we should also have a pile of order forms on the stall as well , and we will need a big sign . Also , the &NAME conference can only take cheques ( this is a nightmare as you can imagine ) - is the proceedings going to go through the same channels ? If so , then we will only be able to take cheques as well , which means , since people do n't carry their chequebooks around with them normally , that someone needs to be a " cash converter " to take the cash and write a cheque instead . Basically I think a meeting with an agenda would probably be a good ide &CHAR if enough people think it is worthwhile in order to get a clear picture of what is happening on the day , of what we will be asking for from presenters , and to think about the next few months . Also , sorry , I just remembered something else - can anyone use &NAME &NAME &CHAR databases ? I am using Access to organise presenters and delegates so if someone can use this , it will be relatively easy to hand this over as &CHAR I will need to have lists of email addresses and keep track of who is sending in a paper , and what stage they are at in the editing process . I dreamt about the proceedings last night - this I hope is a good omen but clearly does not say much about me ... Best wishes to everyone , &NAME cc kirsty - I 'm only forwarding this to you in case I have said somethi ng stupid that clashes with how things have already been planned ! ! Hi everybody . It seems that most of the remaining issues have been arranged . So : &CHAR ) The order form , together with the styleguide and the template , will be also available on the web from the end of the week . Since there has been a cancellation of &NUM oral presentation , there 's enough space to allocate &NUM pages for each paper , and this is clearly stated in the styleguide . ii ) &NAME : I assume that we have tacitly accepted the offer made by &NAME &NAME , since we can actually order the final number of volumes after the conference . We 'll contact them immediately after the conference to finalize the arrangement . We' &CHAR &CHAR found out that the actual weight will be around 700gr , so we have included in the order form the prices for postage accordingly : £ &NUM for &NAME and £ &NUM for &NAME . This price also covers packaging . I think it 's &CHAR uch more convenient to pay everything in advance , both for the the people who 'll buy them and for us . iii ) There remains only tha matter of peopl &CHAR who will be at our desk during the conference . We need people : at &NUM for &NUM hour , which is the time for registration ; for the coffee breaks &NUM min each , at &NUM , &NUM and &NUM ; for the lunch , from &NUM till &NUM &NUM ; and for the wine reception , from &NUM till &NUM . So , I think it 'd be great if you could just send me an e-mail saying if you are willing to do this and at which slot , so that we can have the most convenient arrangement for everybody , if possible . Since there 's only &CHAR he matter of our desk to be taken care of , I don;t think we absolutely nee &CHAR the meeting . Do you think we can arrange this final detail by e-mail ? Please let me know your views . I 'll be waiting for your e-mails . Many thanks . Have a nice day &NAME SUBJECT: Re : PET- &NAME ? ? &NAME , OK , good , &NUM gr is a more reasonable weight . I can come to a meeting this week if people want to have one . Personally I think it would be helpful for people manning the stall to look at the orderform this week , just because many minds are better than &NUM ( even though &NAME is a great mind ! xxx ) and it might be useful to look at it this week in case there is anything that might be good to add , or to change , if it is not set in stone already . The same for the guidelines - I saw them briefly and they looked fab - would it be good to circulate those so we can have a good look at them , and know what we are heading for etc , and also get feedback from on them as well , before they go up on the web ? Then also we will know what we are talking about when we get queries on the stall at &NAME , which we undoubtably will . I agree that it 's good to get all the money off of people in advance if possible ! Hopefully though there will be late orderings too . I think that we will need a treasurer ? ? ? I think that &NAME , who is currently the treasurer for all things leading up to the conference day itself , wo n't " exist " after the tidying up period after the day of the conference so it might be worth thinking about that . Re . the stall : so there are &NUM coffee breaks , registration , lunch and wine reception to cover . I do n't know which will be busiest , thinking of staffing - I would have said the wine reception because then people will have been to the talks but on the other hand they might all be knackered and go home . Unfortunately I ca n't volunteer as I 'm tied up all day with other stuff , but I will try and promote the proceedings wherever I go , and encourage people to visit the stall . I think we should also have a pile of order forms on the stall as well , and we will need a big sign . Also , the &NAME conference can only take cheques ( this is a nightmare as you can imagine ) - is the proceedings going to go through the same channels ? If so , then we will only be able to take cheques as well , which means , since people do n't carry their chequebooks around with them normally , that someone needs to be a " cash converter " to take the cash and write a cheque instead . Basically I think a meeting with an agenda would probably be a good idea if enough people think it is worthwhile in order to get a clear picture of what is happening on the day , of what we will be asking for from presenters , and to think about the next few months . Also , sorry , I just remembered something else - can anyone use &NAME &NAME databases ? I am using Access to organise presenters and delegates so if someone can use this , it will be relatively easy to hand this over as we will need to have lists of email addresses and keep track of who is sending in a paper , and what stage they are at in the editing process . I dreamt about the proceedings last night - this I hope is a good omen but clearly does not say much about me ... Best wishes to everyone , &NAME cc kirsty - I 'm only forwarding this to you in case I have said something stupid that clashes with how things have already been planned ! ! Hi everybody . It seems that most of the remaining issues have been arranged . So : &CHAR ) The order form , together with the styleguide and the template , will be also available on the web from the end of the week . Since there has been a cancellation of &NUM oral presentation , there 's enough space to allocate &NUM pages for each paper , and this is clearly stated in the styleguide . ii ) &NAME : I assume that we have tacitly accepted the offer made by &NAME &NAME , since we can actually order the final number of volumes after the conference . We 'll contact them immediately after the conference to finalize the arrangement . We 've found out that the actual weight will be around 700gr , so we have included in the order form the prices for postage accordingly : £ &NUM for &NAME and £ &NUM for &NAME . This price also covers packaging . I think it 's much more convenient to pay everything in advance , both for the the people who 'll buy them and for us . iii ) There remains only tha matter of people who will be at our desk during the conference . We need people : at &NUM for &NUM hour , which is the time for registration ; for the coffee breaks , &NUM min each , at &NUM , &NUM and &NUM &NUM ; for the lunch , from &NUM till &NUM ; and for the wine reception , from &NUM till &NUM . So , I think it 'd be great if you could just send me an e-mail saying if you are willing to do this and at which slot , so that we can have the most convenient arrangement for everybody , if possible . Since there 's only the matter of our desk to be taken care of , I don;t think we absolutely need the meeting . Do you think we can arrange this final detail by e-mail ? Please let me know your views . I 'll be waiting for your e-mails . Many thanks . Have a nice day &NAME SUBJECT: PET- &NAME ? ? Hi everybody . It seems that most of the remaining issues have been arranged . So : &CHAR ) The order form , together with the styleguide and the template , will be also available on the web from the end of the week . Since there has been a cancellation of &NUM oral presentation , there 's enough space to allocate &NUM pages for each paper , and this is clearly stated in the styleguide . ii ) &NAME : I assume that we have tacitly accepted the offer made by &NAME &NAME , since we can actually order the final number of volumes after the conference . We 'll contact them immediately after the conference to finalize the arrangement . We 've found out that the actual weight will be around &NAME , so we have included in the order form the prices for postage accordingly : £ &NUM for &NAME and £ &NUM for &NAME . This pri ce also covers packaging . I think it 's much more convenient to pay everything in advance , both for the the people who 'll buy them and for us . iii ) There remains only tha matter of people who will be at our desk during the conference . We need people : at &NUM for &NUM hour , which is the time for registration ; for the coffee breaks , &NUM min each , at &NUM , &NUM and &NUM &NUM ; for the lunch , from &NUM till &NUM ; and for the wine reception , from &NUM till &NUM . So , I think it 'd be great if you could just send me an e-mail saying if you are willing to do this and at which slot , so that we can have the most convenient arrangement for everybody , if possible . Since there 's only the matter of our desk to be taken care of , I don;t think we absolutely need the meeting . Do you think we can arrange this final detail by e-mail ? Please let me know your views . I 'll be waiting for your e-mails . Many thanks . Have a nice day &NAME SUBJECT: weight of proceedings hi &NAME , as a follow up to &NAME 's email : as you know I had already asked about the weight so do n't bother ... &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME - printers Hi everybody ! Just a quick update of our latest news . &CHAR ) Order form and formatting guidelines -many thanks to &NAME and &NAME , I 'll send them to &NAME after a quick look . &CHAR ) &NAME : The good news is , we can most probably order the number of volumes etc. after the conference , so that we know how many copies we need . &NAME news , their offer for &NUM copies raises the price to £ &NUM per volume . But I still think it 's going to be okay , since we 'll know how many will have paid for the proceedings and we 'll order accordingly , and therefore we cannot have a major loss . Thanks to &NAME and &NAME for their efforts . So , I think the price for the proceedings will remain at £ &NUM . &CHAR ) &NAME - &NAME : I hope that th &CHAR weight of each volume will not be more than &NUM &NAME , as originally suggested . &NAME or &NAME , can you please contact them and ask if the can print the volumes in a lighter form of paper ? As for postage , this is totally dependent on the weight of the volume . Since we wo n't be sure about it before the actual printing , we 'll put in the ordering form that they 'll also pay for p&p, without the actual price . They 'll have to pay later , probably . As for enveloppes , we 'll probably buy the &NUM a clerk at the &NAME Office suggested to me , which are 30p each or something like that . &CHAR ) &NAME point : stand at the conference . Someone must be at our stand in every break . So we need to arrange that . I suggest that we have another meeting late this week or on Monday . If you have any comments or suggestions , please let me know . HAve a nice day &NAME SUBJECT: Re : quote for &NUM copies &NAME &NAME ? Hi &NAME Revised quote as set our in &CHAR mail to &NAME for &NUM copies £ &NUM add £ &NUM if you require Cover in colour . + vat if applicable &CHAR & &CHAR &CHAR &NAME regards &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM Regent &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE Hi ! I am writing in connection with the printing job of the &NAME &NAME Conference Proceedings . As discussed by phone yesterday , we are also interested in a quote for &NUM books ( instead of &NUM books ) perfect bound &NAME comprising of &NAME , printed on &NAME &NAME , cover printed on 250gsm card . I am sorry , but &CHAR ( and &NAME &NAME ) did n't receive a new quotation until now . So I decided to ask via email again . It would be very helpful to get this quote today . &NAME regards , &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME new quote smart ! well done , I 'm impressed ! &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &EMAIL wrote : Hi &NAME ... this hassle isnot helping our carefully planned " oh we 're so professional " attitude is it ? ( I do n't mean you , just the fact that we have to keep making new plans - we can hardly go back and tru to make a deal now . ) I told &NAME that £ &NUM , &NUM was still too much for our budget and that we a Re thinking about ways to reduce costs , e.g. ordering &NUM copies instead of &NUM copies . We can always say that we are not happy about the price . Although £ &NUM for a 600-page book including the binding is comparable to an offer of £ &NUM for &NUM pages . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME new quote No , I have n't received anything from him , maybe just wait a bit until in the afternoon ? ... this hassle isnot helping our carefully planned " oh we 're so professional " attitude is it ? ( I do n't mean you , just the fact that we have to keep making new plans - we can hardly go back and tru to make a deal now . ) anyway , I 'll keep in touch , cheers &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &EMAIL wrote : Hi &NAME Did you receive an answer from &NAME &NAME with the new quote for &NUM copies of our proceedings ? He did n't send me an email until now , although he told me that he would do it on Friday morning . I am just concerned that he might not have my correct email address . If you did get his new quote , could you please forward it to me . Thanks , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME decisions Hi Jan. Thanks for that , I 'll be waiting for the e-mail . See you soon . Have a nice evening &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &EMAIL wrote : Hi &NAME , hi &NAME I talked to &NAME &NAME , centre manager of &NAME , about reducing the number of copies from &NUM to &NUM , and about how long their quote is valid . He promised to send an email with a new quote on Friday . It should be ok if we decide about the printing job within the next &NUM weeks . Actually , a rise in paper prices has been announced by their supplier , but &NAME &NAME thinks this should not affect the costs of our job - at least not too much ... Cheers , &NAME &NAME - -On &NUM April &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : We need to contact the printers again and ask them if the offer will still be open after a couple of weeks , and if the price will go up depending on the number of volumes we finally order . &NAME and &NAME , since you were the people who contacted them last , could you please do it by Friday ? Either by phone or by e-mail , but it 'd be great if we had an immediate answer . SUBJECT: Re : Quote for &NAME &NAME Conference ( Fwd ) &NAME . He 'll have heard a lot of us today then - I also emailed him to ask how much a &NUM page &NAME size book would weigh . &NAME he 's got some positive answers ... best &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &EMAIL wrote : Hi &NAME I talked to &NAME &NAME of &NAME today about reducing the number of copies from &NUM to &NUM , and about how long their quote is valid . He promised to send an answer tomorrow . Cheers , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Quote for &NAME &NAME Conference ( Fwd ) &NAME . He 'll have heard a lot of us today then - I also emailed him to ask how much a &NUM page &NAME size book would weigh . &NAME he 's got some positive answers ... best &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &EMAIL wrote : Hi &NAME I talked to &NAME &NAME of &NAME today about reducing the number of copies from &NUM to &NUM , and about how long their quote is valid . He promised to send an answer tomorrow . Cheers , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME decisions My goodness , that 's really heavy . I have a 182-page soft-bound &NAME booklet here that weighs &NUM , so &NUM times that , ie will be about &NUM . &NAME : under &NUM can go for £ &NUM ( 2nd class ) under &NAME can go for £ &NUM ( standard parcels ) &WEBSITE Why do they think it will be &NAME ? That seems ridiculous to me . Surely it is unnecessary . Have I missed something obvious ? ! ! OK , I know I voted for an all-inclusive policy but I do n't see that it needs to be this bulky . If there is no way round it apart from to cut down poster pages , then I will change my vote accordingly . I hope though that in fact it will come in much lighter . Would it be possible to check out why the estimate was so heavy ? ! &NAME Hi everybody ! Well , it was not exactly a vote , but came close to it , and the result is that both oral and poster presentations should be allocated the same number of pages . So , if we take into account the number of presentations , it 's clear that each paper should be &NUM pages long . As for the other matters : I asked at the post office , and it seems that postage might be a bit expensive . It will not be included in the price of the proceedings , obviously . The price for inside the &NAME is £ &NUM for printed matter of 2Kg ( 2nd class , of course ) and for EU £ &NUM ( surface mail ! ) . What is more , I contacted the printers , and they told me they ca n't estimate the exact weight of the volume , but probably more than &NAME ! So , it might even cost a bit more than that ! &NAME , it 'd be great if you could make the order form , which should include Name , Address and E-mail . The price should be £ &NUM . Please send it to me by Sunday , if it 's possible . &NAME , thanks for the offer , I 'll be waiting for the format guidelines by Sunday as well . Do n't forget to include the deadline for the submission of papers ( 30th June ) . We need to contact the printers again and ask them if the offer will still be open after a couple of weeks , and if the price will go up depending on the number of volumes we finally order . &NAME and &NAME , since you were the people who contacted them last , could you please do it by Friday ? Either by phone or by e-mail , but it 'd be great if we had an immediate answer . I think I have n't forgotten anything . Many thanks to everybody . CU soon &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME decisions My goodness , that 's really heavy . I have a 182-page soft-bound &NAME booklet here that weighs &NUM , so &NUM times that , ie will be about &NUM . &NAME : under &NUM can go for £ &NUM ( 2nd class ) under &NAME can go for £ &NUM ( standard parcels ) &WEBSITE Why do they think it will be &NAME ? That seems ridiculous to me . Surely it is unnecessary . Have I missed something obvious ? ! ! OK , I know I voted for an all-inclusive policy but I do n't see that it needs to be this bulky . If there is no way round it apart from to cut down poster pages , then I will change my vote accordingly . I hope though that in fact it will come in much lighter . Would it be possible to check out why the estimate was so heavy ? ! &NAME Hi everybody ! Well , it was not exactly a vote , but came close to it , and the result is that both oral and poster presentations should be allocated the same number of pages . So , if we take into account the number of presentations , it 's clear that each paper should be &NUM pages long . As for the other matters : I asked at the post office , and it seems that postage might be a bit expensive . It will not be included in the price of the proceedings , obviously . The price for inside the &NAME is £ &NUM for printed matter of 2Kg ( 2nd class , of course ) and for EU £ &NUM ( surface mail ! ) . What is more , I contacted the printers , and they told me they ca n't estimate the exact weight of the volume , but probably more than &NAME ! So , it might even cost a bit more than that ! &NAME , it 'd be great if you could make the order form , which should include Name , Address and E-mail . The price should be £ &NUM . Please send it to me by Sunday , if it 's possible . &NAME , thanks for the offer , I 'll be waiting for the format guidelines by Sunday as well . Do n't forget to include the deadline for the submission of papers ( 30th June ) . We need to contact the printers again and ask them if the offer will still be open after a couple of weeks , and if the price will go up depending on the number of volumes we finally order . &NAME and &NAME , since you were the people who contacted them last , could you please do it by Friday ? Either by phone or by e-mail , but it 'd be great if we had an immediate answer . I think I have n't forgotten anything . Many thanks to everybody . CU soon &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME decisions Hi everybody ! Well , it was not exactly a vote , but came close to it , and the result is that both oral and poster presentations should be allocated the same number of pages . So , if we take into account the number of presentations , it 's clear that each paper should be &NUM pages long . As for the other matters : I asked at the post office , and it seems that postage might be a bit expensive . It will not be included in the price of the proceedings , obviously . The price for inside the &NAME is £ &NUM for printed matter of 2Kg ( 2nd class , of course ) and for EU £ &NUM ( surface mail ! ) . &NAME at is more , I contacted the printers , and they told me they ca n't estimate the exact weight of the volume , but probably more than &NAME ! So , it might even cost a bit more than that ! &NAME , it 'd be great if you could make the order form , which should include Name , Address and E-mail . The price should be £ &NUM . Please send it to me by Sunday , if it 's possible . &NAME , thanks for the offer , I 'll be waiting for the format guidelines by Sunday as well . Do n't forget to include the deadline for the submission of papers ( 30th June ) . We need to contact the printers again and ask them if the offer will still be open after a couple of weeks , and if the price will go up depending on the number of volumes we finally order . &NAME and &NAME , since you were the people who contacted them last , could you please do it by Friday ? Either by phone or by e-mail , but it 'd be great if we had an immediate answer . I think I have n't forgotten anything . Many thanks to everybody . CU soon &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME decisions- urgent Hi all I 've just accidently deleted my really long email . &NAME . To summarise what I had written : With my organising committee hat on , we just need policy decisions , prices and deadlines the week before the conference and an outline of formatting guidelines to go in the welcome pack for presenters . We need to be able to answer people 's questions as we have already had a lot of queries about it and it is only fair to do so by the conference . The outline of formatting guidelines only need be &NUM page to start with , to put in the packs , but with a web-based more detailed description soon to follow. . &WEBSITE dont " think we would need to go into a quarter as much detail ! Having said that , the word template is good and will save the team a lot of time in the long run . The org . committee thinks that paying on the day and having a manned proceedings stand is a good idea & also that to have an order form in the packs ( and more on the stand ) is a good idea . Packs are being prepared the week before and this will need to be ready by then . My personal opinions : &NAME vs &NAME : I would prefer the same for each . If papers are organised thematically or alpabetically it woudl look odd to have one at &NUM pages and the next one at &NUM pages , etc as &NAME says . Also there are other reasons that I have mentioned before . I agree that we can only estimate no. of volumes needed after the conference . We need to check that the printer 's offer will stay open for a few weeks , and that they are prepared to do a smaller print run and what the cost per volume woudl be for a smaller run . It would be good to get this NOW so that we can check that if we only order &NUM , we can still charge £ &NUM and still not make a loss . PLEASE if &NUM has done this , give me the number and I will ring them . We cannot afford to take a loss on this because there is &NUM to bail us out . ( We are charging a set price , eg. £ &NUM , up front . We will hope that more people will buy than pay on the day so there is some guesswork involved . If we order &NUM , the cost will be £ &NUM each totalling £ &NUM . If we sell &NUM we cover our costs . But we wo n't know how many we want to order until the day so clearly if we only end up only ordering &NUM or so , then the cost per volume will be higher . If the cost per volume becomes £ &NUM , fine , but if it becomes £ &NUM each , then we will be making a loss . In which case , we might want to set the start price higher to begin with . So we need to find this out . ) &NAME &NAME all . In reply to &NAME 's email , this is to express my opinion regarding the issues under discussion : To begin with , regarding the poster policy , I am in favour of allocating the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations in the proceedings volume . As far as I know , the oral presentations are &NUM and posters &NUM , so firstly , the numbers are both high and secondly , I am of the opinion that it would be better to stick to the view that the difference in the type of presentation does not entail any other difference between papers . Accepting this last point leaves us -in my opinion- with no real strong argument for a possible distinction in the number of pages allocated . Giving the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations , on the other hand , would mean the allocation of &NUM pages per article out of a total of &NUM pages ( this is the limit for the printers if I am correct ) . &NAME presentations were initially thought to be assigned &NUM pages anyway , so it wo n't make such a difference , as opposed to the poster presentations " space which will be significantly more . Furthermore , by allocating the same number of pages to all presentations , practical problems will also be eliminated in the proceedings volume ( thematic instead of oral-poster sub-sections , keeping in pace with common practices , more people possibly willing to buy the volume -especially from the people presenting posters- etc. ) . Therefore , my proposal is that the number of pages allocated to all presentations should be the same and that we should wait until after the conference in order to see what are the exact numbers of people attended and of papers presented . After that we can circulate an email to all participants having presented a paper , informing them about details like deadlines , the exact number of pages and the format / template of the article to be included in the proceedings . Regarding the printing offer , the number of volumes should logically depend on the conference participants and we will not be in the position of knowing exact numbers until after the conference has taken place . So , I think that it would be better if we could wait a bit more before ordering number of volumes . About the final price of the volume , I guess that a price around £ &NUM would be fine , taking into consideration that when participants sent their abstracts , they have agreed on a price of £ &NUM and that the inclusion of final printing and postage costs would keep the price under the £ &NUM that we will ask for . Finally , regarding the formatting of the papers to be submitted , I could work on the style guide and on the templates to be circulated to participants . &NAME , please let me know if there is any problem with that , so that I can start working on it . &NAME , I hope this helps . Enjoy your break and until we meet again ... All the best , &NAME . - -On &NUM April &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Hi everybody . I just got back from a meeting with the &NAME organizing committee and it seems that we really need to speed things up , so I 'm asking for everybody 's co-operation . First of all , we need to finalize some decisions , and specifically , our poster policy . The organizing committee feels very strongly in favour of giving the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations , mainly for the following reasons : &CHAR ) It is standard practice in conferences &CHAR ) The difference in the type of presentation does not entail any other difference between the papers and &CHAR ) it will not be very presentable to have &NUM sections in the proceedings entitled " &NAME " and " Poster " , since we want to have thematic sub-sections . Since this is a decision to make , I ask you to send me your opinion by TOMORROW &NUM / &NUM and I will circulate the result tomorrow night . I think it is the best way to decide on that . So , if you do have access to &NAME , send me an e-mail with your views on that . There are more issues at hand : &NUM . &NAME offer : it might be a good idea to wait till after the conference to finalize the number of volumes we want to order . It would be good if we could ask the printers if they can wait for a couple of weeks for our answer , and if the price ( £ &SMILEY will be the same in case the number of volumes drops to &NUM , for example . Any volunteers for that ? &NUM . The price ( probably around £ &NUM ) will not include postage , so I 'm going to ask tomorrow at the post office for postage costs , since we need to put that in the order form . &NUM . We need to write in a word-document an order form , which will be available at our desk on the day of the conference and will be included in the packs given at registration . ANyone willing to do this , please e-mail me . &NUM . We also need to finalize formatting of the paper submitted . Anyone willinf to do this , please contact me , and we might also get a couple of templates from &NAME . This also needs to be done in a word-document . As all this must be done by Friday , I ask for your co-operation . Waiting for responses Have a nice day &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME decisions- urgent Hi all I 've just accidently deleted my really long email . &NAME . To summarise what I had written : With my organising committee hat on , we just need policy decisions , prices and deadlines the week before the conference and an outline of formatting guidelines to go in the welcome pack for presenters . We need to be able to answer people 's questions as we have already had a lot of queries about it and it is only fair to do so by the conference . The outline of formatting guidelines only need be &NUM page to start with , to put in the packs , but with a web-based more detailed description soon to follow. . &WEBSITE dont " think we would need to go into a quarter as much detail ! Having said that , the word template is good and will save the team a lot of time in the long run . The org . committee thinks that paying on the day and having a manned proceedings stand is a good idea & also that to have an order form in the packs ( and more on the stand ) is a good idea . Packs are being prepared the week before and this will need to be ready by then . My personal opinions : &NAME vs &NAME : I would prefer the same for each . If papers are organised thematically or alpabetically it woudl look odd to have one at &NUM pages and the next one at &NUM pages , etc as &NAME says . Also there are other reasons that I have mentioned before . I agree that we can only estimate no. of volumes needed after the conference . We need to check that the printer 's offer will stay open for a few weeks , and that they are prepared to do a smaller print run and what the cost per volume woudl be for a smaller run . It would be good to get this NOW so that we can check that if we only order &NUM , we can still charge £ &NUM and still not make a loss . PLEASE if &NUM has done this , give me the number and I will ring them . We cannot afford to take a loss on this because there is &NUM to bail us out . ( We are charging a set price , eg. £ &NUM , up front . We will hope that more people will buy than pay on the day so there is some guesswork involved . If we order &NUM , the cost will be £ &NUM each totalling £ &NUM . If we sell &NUM we cover our costs . But we wo n't know how many we want to order until the day so clearly if we only end up only ordering &NUM or so , then the cost per volume will be higher . If the cost per volume becomes £ &NUM , fine , but if it becomes £ &NUM each , then we will be making a loss . In which case , we might want to set the start price higher to begin with . So we need to find this out . ) &NAME &NAME all . In reply to &NAME 's email , this is to express my opinion regarding the issues under discussion : To begin with , regarding the poster policy , I am in favour of allocating the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations in the proceedings volume . As far as I know , the oral presentations are &NUM and posters &NUM , so firstly , the numbers are both high and secondly , I am of the opinion that it would be better to stick to the view that the difference in the type of presentation does not entail any other difference between papers . Accepting this last point leaves us -in my opinion- with no real strong argument for a possible distinction in the number of pages allocated . Giving the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations , on the other hand , would mean the allocation of &NUM pages per article out of a total of &NUM pages ( this is the limit for the printers if I am correct ) . &NAME presentations were initially thought to be assigned &NUM pages anyway , so it wo n't make such a difference , as opposed to the poster presentations " space which will be significantly more . Furthermore , by allocating the same number of pages to all presentations , practical problems will also be eliminated in the proceedings volume ( thematic instead of oral-poster sub-sections , keeping in pace with common practices , more people possibly willing to buy the volume -especially from the people presenting posters- etc. ) . Therefore , my proposal is that the number of pages allocated to all presentations should be the same and that we should wait until after the conference in order to see what are the exact numbers of people attended and of papers presented . After that we can circulate an email to all participants having presented a paper , informing them about details like deadlines , the exact number of pages and the format / template of the article to be included in the proceedings . Regarding the printing offer , the number of volumes should logically depend on the conference participants and we will not be in the position of knowing exact numbers until after the conference has taken place . So , I think that it would be better if we could wait a bit more before ordering number of volumes . About the final price of the volume , I guess that a price around £ &NUM would be fine , taking into consideration that when participants sent their abstracts , they have agreed on a price of £ &NUM and that the inclusion of final printing and postage costs would keep the price under the £ &NUM that we will ask for . Finally , regarding the formatting of the papers to be submitted , I could work on the style guide and on the templates to be circulated to participants . &NAME , please let me know if there is any problem with that , so that I can start working on it . &NAME , I hope this helps . Enjoy your break and until we meet again ... All the best , &NAME . - -On &NUM April &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Hi everybody . I just got back from a meeting with the &NAME organizing committee and it seems that we really need to speed things up , so I 'm asking for everybody 's co-operation . First of all , we need to finalize some decisions , and specifically , our poster policy . The organizing committee feels very strongly in favour of giving the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations , mainly for the following reasons : &CHAR ) It is standard practice in conferences &CHAR ) The difference in the type of presentation does not entail any other difference between the papers and &CHAR ) it will not be very presentable to have &NUM sections in the proceedings entitled " &NAME " and " Poster " , since we want to have thematic sub-sections . Since this is a decision to make , I ask you to send me your opinion by TOMORROW &NUM / &NUM and I will circulate the result tomorrow night . I think it is the best way to decide on that . So , if you do have access to &NAME , send me an e-mail with your views on that . There are more issues at hand : &NUM . &NAME offer : it might be a good idea to wait till after the conference to finalize the number of volumes we want to order . It would be good if we could ask the printers if they can wait for a couple of weeks for our answer , and if the price ( £ &SMILEY will be the same in case the number of volumes drops to &NUM , for example . Any volunteers for that ? &NUM . The price ( probably around £ &NUM ) will not include postage , so I 'm going to ask tomorrow at the post office for postage costs , since we need to put that in the order form . &NUM . We need to write in a word-document an order form , which will be available at our desk on the day of the conference and will be included in the packs given at registration . ANyone willing to do this , please e-mail me . &NUM . We also need to finalize formatting of the paper submitted . Anyone willinf to do this , please contact me , and we might also get a couple of templates from &NAME . This also needs to be done in a word-document . As all this must be done by Friday , I ask for your co-operation . Waiting for responses Have a nice day &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME decisions- urgent Dear all , I 'm also of the opinion that it seems fair to allocate the same number of pages to oral papers and posters . As for the order form , I can work on it ( if that 's O.K. with you all ) . Best , &NAME On &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi everybody . I just got back from a meeting with the &NAME organizing committee and it seems that we really need to speed things up , so I 'm asking for everybody 's co-operation . First of all , we need to finalize so me decisions , and specifically , our poster policy . The organizing committee feels very strongly in favour of giving the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations , mainly for the following reasons : &CHAR ) It is standard practice in conferences &CHAR ) The difference in the type of presentation does not entail any other difference between the papers and &CHAR ) it will not be very presentable to have &NUM sections in the proceedings entitled " &NAME " and " Poster " , since we want to have thematic sub-sections 2E Since this is a decision to make , I ask you to send me your opinion by TOMORROW &NUM / &NUM and I will circulate the result tomorrow night . I think it is the best way to decide on that . So , if you do have access to &NAME , send me an e-mail with your views on that . There are more issues at hand : &NUM Printing offer : it might be a good idea to wait till after the conference to finalize the number of volumes we want to order . It would &CHAR I good if we could ask the printers if they can wait for a couple of weeks for our answer , and if the price ( £ 3&SMILEY will be the same in case the numb &NAME of volumes drops to &NUM , for example . Any volunteers for that ? &NUM . The pri ce ( probably around £ &NUM ) will not include postage , so I 'm going to ask tomorrow at the post office for postage costs , since we need to put that in the order form . &NUM . We need to write in a word-document an order form , whi ch will be available at our desk on the day of the conference and will be included in the packs given at registration . ANyone willing to do this , please e-mail me . &NUM . We also need to finalize formatting of the paper submitted . Anyone willinf to do this , please contact me , and we might als I get a couple of templates from &NAME . This also needs to be done in a word-document . As all this must be done by Friday , I ask for your co-operation . Waiting for responses Have a nice day &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME decisions- urgent &NAME all . In reply to &NAME 's email , this is to express my opinion regarding the issues under discussion : To begin with , regarding the poster policy , I am in favour of allocating the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations in the proceedings volume . As far as I know , the oral presentations are &NUM and posters &NUM , so firstly , the numbers are both high and secondly , I am of the opinion that it would be better to stick to the view that the difference in the type of presentation does not entail any other difference between papers . Accepting this last point leaves us -in my opinion- with no real strong argument for a possible distinction in the number of pages allocated . Giving the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations , on the other hand , would mean the allocation of &NUM pages per article out of a total of &NUM pages ( this is the limit for the printers if I am correct ) . &NAME presentations were initially thought to be assigned &NUM pages anyway , so it wo n't make such a difference , as opposed to the poster presentations " space which will be significantly more . Furthermore , by allocating the same number of pages to all presentations , practical problems will also be eliminated in the proceedings volume ( thematic instead of oral-poster sub-sections , keeping in pace with common practices , more people possibly willing to buy the volume -especially from the people presenting posters- etc. ) . Therefore , my proposal is that the number of pages allocated to all presentations should be the same and that we should wait until after the conference in order to see what are the exact numbers of people attended and of papers presented . After that we can circulate an email to all participants having presented a paper , informing them about details like deadlines , the exact number of pages and the format / template of the article to be included in the proceedings . Regarding the printing offer , the number of volumes should logically depend on the conference participants and we will not be in the position of knowing exact numbers until after the conference has taken place . So , I think that it would be better if we could wait a bit more before ordering number of volumes . About the final price of the volume , I guess that a price around £ &NUM would be fine , taking into consideration that when participants sent their abstracts , they have agreed on a price of £ &NUM and that the inclusion of final printing and postage costs would keep the price under the £ &NUM that we will ask for . Finally , regarding the formatting of the papers to be submitted , I could work on the style guide and on the templates to be circulated to participants . &NAME , please let me know if there is any problem with that , so that I can start working on it . &NAME , I hope this helps . Enjoy your break and until we meet again ... All the best , &NAME . - -On &NUM April &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Hi everybody . I just got back from a meeting with the &NAME organizing committee and it seems that we really need to speed things up , so I 'm asking for everybody 's co-operation . First of all , we need to finalize some decisions , and specifically , our poster policy . The organizing committee feels very strongly in favour of giving the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations , mainly for the following reasons : &CHAR ) It is standard practice in conferences &CHAR ) The difference in the type of presentation does not entail any other difference between the papers and &CHAR ) it will not be very presentable to have &NUM sections in the proceedings entitled " &NAME " and " Poster " , since we want to have thematic sub-sections . Since this is a decision to make , I ask you to send me your opinion by TOMORROW &NUM / &NUM and I will circulate the result tomorrow night . I think it is the best way to decide on that . So , if you do have access to &NAME , send me an e-mail with your views on that . There are more issues at hand : &NUM . &NAME offer : it might be a good idea to wait till after the conference to finalize the number of volumes we want to order . It would be good if we could ask the printers if they can wait for a couple of weeks for our answer , and if the price ( £ 3&SMILEY will be the same in case the number of volumes drops to &NUM , for example . Any volunteers for that ? &NUM . The price ( probably around £ &NUM ) will not include postage , so I 'm going to ask tomorrow at the post office for postage costs , since we need to put that in the order form . &NUM . We need to write in a word-document an order form , which will be available at our desk on the day of the conference and will be included in the packs given at registration . ANyone willing to do this , please e-mail me . &NUM . We also need to finalize formatting of the paper submitted . Anyone willinf to do this , please contact me , and we might also get a couple of templates from &NAME . This also needs to be done in a word-document . As all this must be done by Friday , I ask for your co-operation . Waiting for responses Have a nice day &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME decisions- urgent Hi everybody . I just got back from a meeting with the &NAME organizing committee and it seems that we really need to speed things up , so I 'm asking for everybody 's co-operation . First of all , we need to finalize some decisions , and specifically , our poster policy . The organizing committee feels very strongly in favour of giving the same number of pages to both oral and poster presentations , mainly for the following reasons : &CHAR ) It is standard practice in conferences &CHAR ) The difference in the type of presentation does not entail any other difference between the papers and &CHAR ) it will not be very presentable to have &NUM sections in the proceedings entitled " &NAME " and " Poster " , since we want to have thematic sub-sections . Since this is a decision to make , I ask you to send me your opinion by TOMORROW &NUM / &NUM and I will circulate the result tomorrow night . I think it is the best way to decide on that . So , if you do have access to &NAME , send me an e-mail with your views on that . There are more issues at hand : &NUM Printing offer : it might be a good idea to wait till after the conference to finalize the number of volumes we want to order . It would be good if we could ask the printers if they can wait for a couple of weeks for our answer , and if the price ( £ 3&SMILEY will be the same in case the number of volumes drops to &NUM , for example . Any volunteers for that ? &NUM . The price ( probably around £ &NUM ) will not include postage , so I 'm going to ask tomorrow at the post office for postage costs , since we need to put that in the order form . &NUM . We need to write in a word-document an order form , which will be available at our desk on the day of the conference and will be included in the packs given at registration . ANyone willing to do this , please e-mail me . &NUM . We also need to finalize formatting of the paper submitted . Anyone willinf to do this , please contact me , and we might also get a couple of templates from &NAME . This also needs to be done in a word-document . As all this must be done by Friday , I ask for your co-operation . Waiting for responses Have a nice day &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME meeting &NUM / &NUM Hi everybody . Just to let you know what was discussed in our meeting last Friday . Present : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . Apologies from everybody else . &NAME : General agreement that a price around £ &NUM per volume would be fine . Most likely candidate : the printer that will also print COPiL . &NAME and &NAME went there immediately after the meeting , and they said they will send us their best offer by tomorrow . &NAME policy : Most people thought that more pages should be given to oral presentations than to the posters . Something along the lines of &NUM pages per oral and &NUM pages per poster seems reasonable . &NAME : There has been a general agreement that more than &NUM copies might be needed ( possibly &NUM or more ) . Since not many people were present , we could n't take any definite decisions . If anybody has any thoughts or comments concerning these issues , please let me know , as on Tuesday I 'm going to attend the &NAME Committee meeting in order to let them know what we 're doing . Many thanks in advance.Have a nice day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Quote for &NAME &NAME Conference ( Fwd ) thought it would be decent to send an answer . Dear &NAME &NAME , Thank you very much for this quick reply . We will discuss your offer with the rest of the committee . Printing prices will have to be considered carefully . The conference is to be held every year and it would be a good thing to have a fixed arrangement for the printing of the proceedings , preferably with a local printer . At the same time , it is important for us to keep the cost of the proceedings as low as possible in order to make them available to students with low budgets also . I hope to get back to you soon . Thank you again , best regards , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME as follows &NUM Books Perfect Bound &NAME comprising of &NAME &NAME content , Printed on &NUM sm bond . Cover printed on &NAME Card . The whole to be printed in &NAME only total cost £ &NUM if colour cov &NAME required please add £ &NUM . The same job but finished size A4 £ &NUM . please add £ &NUM to cost if colour cover required . All subject to suitable artwork being supplied by yourselves . &NAME copy to be provided . + vat if applicable &CHAR & &CHAR &CHAR As it is a book it will probably qualify for vat at &NUM rate . I can confirm this on sight of artwork . &NAME this meets with your approval and not to far away from your budget . &NAME regards &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM Regent &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME meeting tomorrow Hi everybody It seems that few people can make it , but I think it 's worth having a meeting tomorrow , even without reaching any final decisions . So , see you all tomorrow Friday , at &NUM , at the Graduate Center , &NAME &NAME Building . have a nice day . Main points of discussion : printers , poster policy , sponsors . have a nice afternoon &NAME SUBJECT: Re : talking with &NAME &NAME . looks like we should have an appointment with this printer , and possibly some others as well then soon ... you any good at negotiating ? see you , fiorien PS Am I right in gathering from this that the role COPiL is likely to play in the whole publication process is diminishing though ? On &NAME , &NUM Mar &NUM &EMAIL wrote : Hi &NAME I have talked with &NAME about the &NAME &NAME and the COPiL printer yesterday . This is what he told me : - &NAME does not have a fixed contract with any printer . The &NUM pounds per book are the result of negotiations for just &NUM printing job . - &NUM copies of a book with about &NUM pages is a large order for most printers in &NAME . So we would be in a good bargaining position and should be able to play them off against each other , especially if we mention the possibility of follow-up orders . - The " &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " in &NUM , Regent &NAME did the printing for &NAME last time for about &NUM pounds a book . I think we have already asked them for an offer , but it was much higher than &NUM pounds for &NUM copies . As it seems , we need to negotiate the price . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME - helpers and session chairs Dear All , A reminder that if you 'd like to volunteer to be a student helper or session chair for &NAME , please email me as soon as possible ( details below ) . We originally requested that volunteers expressed their interest by today , but since I have n't had a huge response , we are extending the date until Friday &NUM April . Looking forward to hearing from you soon ! Best , &NAME &NAME &NAME The &NAME committee is seeking expressions of interest from students who would be willing to help out on the day of the conference . We need people to help with serving and washing up for tea and coffee breaks , lunch and the wine reception . We also need people to assist with the technical side of the conference &NUM assisting with the operation of equipment for powerpoint presentations , etc. Serving / Washing Up Helpers will be required to give approximately &NUM hours assistance each . Technical Helpers will be required to provide trouble shooting for &NUM sessions ( &NUM &CHAR &NUM talks ) each . Students who work as &NAME helpers will receive a £ &NUM discount off their registration fee . If you are interested in being a &NAME &NAME , please email &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) by &NUM March , indicating the type of help you are offering . Please only volunteer to be a technical helper if you are experienced in resolving powerpoint problems and similar . Helper positions will be allocated on a first come , first served basis . Volunteers will be informed as to whether their help will be needed prior to the due date for registration . Session Chairs The &NAME committee would also welcome expressions of interest from students who would be willing to chair a session . This would involve welcoming and introducing the speakers for a given session , making sure each speaker keeps to time , and guiding the question time after each talk . If you are interested in helping out with this , please email &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) by &NUM March , indicating any preference for subject area . SUBJECT: News Dear all , I hope that this e-mail finds you all well . I wanted to let you know that I got an answer from &NAME , which said that they publish selected papers reviewed after their submission with a specific style-format . I also took a look at a volume of &NAME proceedings while I was in &NAME , and I found out they use soft-binding . I 'm not suggesting that we do the same , though . As for what 's next : I asked from &NAME &NAME , from the organizing &NAME committee , to provide us with the exact number of acceptance for both oral and poster presentations , so that we can see how many pages long the volume should be . Furthermore , I still have n't heard anything concerning &NAME &NAME &NAME and his final word about the printer he knows . Does anybody know about it ? I think that when we have gathered this information , we can have a meeting soon after . What do you think ? Have a nice day &NAME SUBJECT: talking to &NAME hi ! Have you managed to speak to &NAME / get an answer already ? I have been trying to catch him on another matter , but he seems to be avoiding coming into the department these days . So , I thought if I call / email him anyway one of these days , I might as well ask about the proceedings as well if that would help ? I think it is just a matter of getting the details of the printer and some way of getting the CoPIL negotiated price as well - I do n't think there is any question of CoPIL wanting to be actually involved in &NAME proceedings as such ; from what I understood they definitely do n't want it to be part of their series . So it will basically be a matter of us publishing the thing by ourselves , but using their contacts etc. By the way , Thanks for forwarding the correspondence with the &NAME committee regarding our proceedings . As they basically decided the whole issue for us , there seems to be no scope for further discussion and calculation on our part . I do n't think the organising committee has effectively decided the matter for us - it is true that we may feel strongly compelled to publish the posters as well ( which , by the way , is a rather unusual thing to do ) , but I do n't really think they have anything to say about the number of pages etc. that 's up to us really . anyway . hope you are enjoying your " holiday " ! did you finish your essay alright ? cheers &NAME Hi &NAME , I was wondering if we had any news fro &NAME &NAME &NAME ? If not , is he away for holidays ? I emailed &NAME ( immediately after our &NAME meeting last week ) . &NAME asked for more detailed specifications of the binding and number of copies etc. , which I emailed him on the 13th of March . As he did not reply , I wrote a second email ( on the 18th of March ) . &NAME 's answer today was that he is busy until the end of next week . I asked him to pass on the contact details of &NAME 's printers , so that we may contact the printer ourselves . I hope that &NAME is going to answer soon , maybe even with detailed prices . All the best , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Fwd : &NAME , &NAME &NAME Conference in Language Research &NAME : &EMAIL From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : &NAME , &NAME &NAME Conference in Language Research &NAME : &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME Status : &NAME THE UNIVERSITY OF &NAME FIRST POSTGRADUATE CONFERENCE IN LANGUAGE RESEARCH in association with the &NAME Institute of Language Research Saturday &NUM April &NUM , &NUM am &NUM &NUM pm Law &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME , &NAME Road , &NAME We are pleased to announce that the titles of presentations to be included in the programme for this year 's &NAME conference will appear shortly at &WEBSITE will involve &NUM parallel sessions of oral presentations and a poster session showcasing the work of postgraduate students engaged in research in a wide variety of language-related topics from &NAME , around the &NAME and beyond . The conference will also feature a keynote address by Professor &NAME &NAME of University College &NAME entitled 93Modularity and Modality in 'second " language learning : The case of a polyglot &NAME . Further details about &NAME can be found at &WEBSITE / . &NAME We hope that as many students as possible will be able to attend this exciting event . The registration fee for participants in &NAME is £ &NUM , which includes lunch , tea , coffee , snacks and wine . If you would like to attend the conference , please print out and complete the registration form below ( also available at &WEBSITE address below , together with a £ &NUM cheque made out to The University of &NAME . Registration for &NAME closes on Friday &NUM April &NUM . &NAME &NAME The &NAME committee is seeking expressions of interest from students who would be willing to help out on the day of the conference . We need people to help with serving and washing up for tea and coffee breaks , lunch and the wine reception . We also need people to assist with the technical side of the conference &NUM assisting with the operation of equipment for powerpoint presentations , etc. Serving / Washing Up Helpers will be required to give approximately &NUM hours assistance each . Technical Helpers will be required to provide trouble shooting for &NUM sessions ( &NUM &CHAR &NUM talks ) each . Students who work as &NAME helpers will receive a £ &NUM discount off their registration fee . If you are interested in being a &NAME &NAME , please email &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) by &NUM March , indicating the type of help you are offering . Please only volunteer to be a technical helper if you are experienced in resolving powerpoint problems and similar . Helper positions will be allocated on a first come , first served basis . Volunteers will be informed as to whether their help will be needed prior to the due date for registration . Session Chairs The &NAME committee would also welcome expressions of interest from students who would be willing to chair a session . This would involve welcoming and introducing the speakers for a given session , making sure each speaker keeps to time , and guiding the question time after each talk . If you are interested in helping out with this , please email &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) by &NUM March , indicating any preference for subject area . We look forward to seeing you at &NAME ! &NAME &NAME On behalf of the &NAME Committee &NAME REGISTRATION FORM I would like to attend &NAME on Saturday &NUM April &NUM . Please find enclosed a cheque for £ &NUM made out to The University of &NAME . Name : Contact Email : Contact &NAME &NAME : Surface Mail Address : University Department : Has your paper or poster been accepted for presentation ? Yes [ ] No [ ] As lunch is included , please let us know if you have any special dietary requirements . Please return to : &NAME Treasurer c/- Department of &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Avenue CB3 9DA &NAME Carew Graduate Studies Office 46aculty of Modern & &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM , fax : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Dear all , I 'll be away from &NAME and have no access to email from Mon 24th March till &NAME 4th April . Please address any messages ( for which you expect an immediate reply to &NAME ( &EMAIL ) ) during that time . From 7th to 21st April , I 'll be away from &NAME too but I 'll be able to check emails on a daily basis . Have a nice &NAME break . Best , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Hi &NAME , We have got an offer from them . The price is &NUM pounds for &NUM pages in &NAME , plus &NUM pounds for perfect binds . That 's much more than &NUM pounds for a book of &NUM pages . Huh ? Do you mean &NUM pounds for &NUM copies of a &NUM page &NAME book ? - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Hi &NAME , &NAME , let 's do that . If you tell us the name and address of &NAME 's printer , then we contact them ourselves . Try the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME - &NUM Regent &NAME , &NAME . I 've talked to them before , but a long time ago , so they wo n't remember me . Good luck , - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Any news from &NAME ? Dear &NAME , I was wondering if we had any news fro &NAME &NAME &NAME ? If not , is he away for holidays ? &NAME SUBJECT: Minutes of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM March &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NUM March Present : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( or better , brief summary of the issues discussed ) &NAME : &NUM Number of papers / posters to be included in the proceedings It was decided to include all &NUM oral papers and possibly all ( about &NUM ) posters in the proceedings . Some of the arguments put forward for this decision : - the purpose of a conference proceedings publication is distinct from that of professional journals or departmental working papers that publish a selection of high quality articles only - conference proceedings " main aim is to give an overview / written record of at least the oral presentations - the greater the number of contributors the greater the number of possible purchasers The &NUM volume version was favoured ( over the &NUM volume version ) as being cheaper and definitely a safer option considering the complete lack of cash or any other funding to start with . &NUM &NAME . &NAME 's offer and various &NAME printers " offers We decided it would be better to publish the proceedings ourselves ( not having COPiL as the publisher ) so as to able to have the final saying on the title of the publication , number of papers included , format of papers , etc. - i.e. , all those things that a publisher has the right to decide on . However , we also decided to accept &NAME 's generous offer of help that includes advice on format and styling , use of their infrastructure and above all their financial arrangement with their &NAME printer ( which was actually the best offer for printing and binding that we had so far - £ &NUM A5 400pp ) . &NAME is to meet &NAME &NAME &NAME once more to confirm this agreement . &NUM Ways of fund raising for the initial cost of the proceedings Participants who would like a copy will be asked to prepay it on the conference day - the amount will go towards the initial costs of printing and binging the proceedings . Other suggestions : sponsors - local bookshops , companies ( e.g. , companies developing speech technologies ) VOLUNTEERS WANTED to contact such sources for sponsorship . Also , if you have any contacts in a local company / business that could act as sponsors or any other idea about raising &NAME 's account balance above &NUM , please let us or me ( &EMAIL ) know . &NUM Format of papers to be included in the proceedings To be discussed in the next meeting . The guidelines for the format will be sent out the week after the conference ( end of April ) . Date of next meeting : first week of April Best , &NAME SUBJECT: meeting Hi everybody , I just wanted to send my belated apologies for my absense at the meeting yesterday . I will comment on the points discussed after I rreceive the agenda e-mail . In the meantime commenting on the prices of the printers , I think that the first &NUM are significantly and amazingly cheaper than the others . In any case best wishes to all , &NAME SUBJECT: Meeting with &NAME &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME , If &NAME &NAME &NAME confirms what he said last time , i.e. that we can make use of &NAME 's arrangement with their printer , could you ask him for the printer 's contact details as we 'll need to contact them immediately to arrange no of pages and price per copy ? ( Of course , we 'll use &NAME 's name ) . Could you also thank &NAME for his help on behalf of &NAME ? Thank you , &NAME SUBJECT: Fwd : &NAME &NAME tomorrow Hi , Here are some more replies &NAME received today from &NAME printers : &NAME &NAME : Dear &NAME Thank you for your enquiry for estimates for digital printing and binding , I am pleased to submit these prices based on the following specifications . Books &NAME finished size , &NUM pp + cover , &NAME : D-mono on &NAME , Cover : D-mono on &NAME card Finishing : perfect bound &NAME : Files supplied to our specification &NUM &CHAR £ &NUM &NUM &CHAR £ &NUM &NUM &CHAR £ &NUM I hope these prices are of interest to yourselves and if you have any queries with regards the estimate please contact me on the above telephone number . All prices are subject to &NAME where applicable . Yours sincerely &NAME &NAME &NAME Ink : &NAME Thank you for your email . Please find below our quotation for the proceedings documents : A5 proceedings documents &NAME : &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME : &NAME silk Finishing : trim , collate , wirobind Quantity : &NUM &NAME : £ &NUM as above &NAME : &NUM &NAME : £ &NUM A4 proceedings &NAME : &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME : &NAME silk Finishing : trim , collate , wirobind Quantity : &NUM &NAME : £ &NUM as above &NAME : &NUM &NAME : £ &NUM We look forward to hearing from you . 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Subject to suitable artwork being supplied by yourselves Any amendments we make to your artwork will be charged at £ &NUM per hour &CHAR & &CHAR &CHAR &NAME this meets with your approval . &NAME Regards &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM Regent &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Handing in on Friday Sounds good to me . &NAME holiday to &NAME , and hopefully see the rest of you tomorrow lunchtime / evening . &NAME PS. Maybe next term we should try and reinstate the coffee and muffin sessions ? On Mar &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear all &NAME 's bop at &NAME will provide entertainment for the evening ; I heard that &NAME had thought we should meet for lunch too on that day given that we may not see too much of one another next term . Sounds good to me , particularly as I probably wo n't make the bop . Shall we all go and hand in at around &NAME and then go somewhere to eat ? I 'm on for it anyway . See you there , if you are too ! All the best ; take care &NAME It 's fast , it 's easy and it 's free . Get &NAME &NAME today ! &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME tomorrow Dear &NAME and all Thanks for this . I 'm afraid I wo n't be able to make the meeting tomorrow - my &NAME " Long Essay " ( &NUM , &NUM words ) goes in on Friday and then there 's the small matter of preparation for a fieldwork trip to &NAME to consider ! - but below is my twopenny's-worth on the items on the agenda . I hope there 's nothing too controversial but that it * is * of interest ! Looking forward to seeing in the minutes what you decide . All the best &NAME AGENDA : &NUM Number of papers / posters to be included in the proceedings As I think I may have said , my initial reaction to hearing that applicants had been promised that all accepted papers would be published was to think that it was a bad idea . It would , I thought , involve us in too much cost and an unwieldy publication . However , &NAME &NAME &NAME then kindly offered &NAME 's help , as detailed in &NAME 's e-mails ( this is also a comment on item &NUM ) . I think we should take him up on as much help as he is willing to give . His advice to me has only been good so far and I think he 's a &NAME " go-getter " who knows how to make your way in this academic world , so it 's worth listening to him . If he thinks that it would be feasible to have &NUM volumes , and from &NAME 's e-mails he seems to , it 's something worth exploring . &NUM &NAME 's offer of help &NAME &NAME taking up . We should at least try to use their deal with printers , even if we do n't publish under their banner . Personally , actually , though , I ca n't see any disadvantage in publishing under their banner , as long as &NAME did appear on the cover ( even if not as prominently as &NAME ) . We do n't have any publishing experience and so it would surely be a good thing to see how it was all done the first time , so that next time around we would know and could do it ourselves . If we elect to publish ourselves , even if with &NAME 's / &NAME 's advice and help , there might be wasted effort . On the other hand , if we were able to not publish with them and still use their publishing deals and expertise so as to get publishing as cheaply as they get it , that might not be a bad thing either . It would depend on how much extra risk there would be of wasted effort by doing more under our own steam . &NUM Other price offers from &NAME printers Compared to &NAME 's opinion that each volume should not cost more than £ &NUM , the other estimates we 've got look expensive ( though we did need to ask other printers for their prices in order to know this ) . This is another very good reason for going with COPiL . Remember , if we 're going for &NUM volumes , as &NAME thought we should , that doubles the price per set of proceedings ( though I think it 's a good thought , as we do need to make it look as good as possible and be as attractive for people to read as possible ; we want people to read this ) . &NUM Ways of financing the proceedings initially ( e.g. , sponsors ) Once we 've decided on how we 're going to publish the proceedings and therefore know how much it will cost , what about asking participants to pay for proceedings up front , given that most of them have said they will want a copy ? Others may think that 's a really bad idea but it would be a way of raising the appropriate amount of money . But I leave that for others as I 'm sure they will have better ideas . This is just off the top of my head and I 'm sure someone has said it before anyway ! &NUM Format of papers to be included in the proceedings Depends on how we publish them . I agree with &NAME 's / &NAME 's point that libraries are much more likely to buy &NAME copies , so we should go with that , but it seems fairly standard anyway ( with automatic scaling-down of documents submitted in &NAME format ) . People should definitely be limited as to how much space they can occupy but that , again , will depend on who publishes the stuff and how many pages each volume has ( assuming there are &NUM , which I think there should be ; there will have to be really ) . But these are obvious points . For more detailed points of how things should look on the page , we should use either the COPiL style-guide or take our cue from any refereed journal that we agree upon . I hope that these are useful and not obvious points . I 'm afraid they do n't add much but they 're my opinion for the time being ! Once again , sorry I ca n't be there tomorrow , but I look forward to hearing what happened . All the best &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME tomorrow Dear all , Just to remind you that the &NAME meting is tomorrow at 11am in the &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME . Below you 'll find the meeting agenda and the info we 've gathered so far . Please try to make it tomorrow . Those people who definitely ca n't come ( due to deadlines for thesis submission and other course / research requirements ) but would still like to express their opinion on any of the agenda issues , you can email either me or the whole list with your views . See you tomorrow , &NAME AGENDA : &NUM Number of papers / posters to be included in the proceedings &NUM &NAME 's offer of help &NUM Other price offers from &NAME printers &NUM Ways of financing the proceedings initially ( e.g. , sponsors ) &NUM Format of papers to be included in the proceedings &NAME " offers : &NUM &NAME &NAME and &NAME From : &EMAIL &NAME : , &NUM &NUM &NUM : &NUM To : &EMAIL Subject : Re : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME & &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME &NAME Further to your e-mail and our subsequent telephone conversation . The following is our quotation for binding to the description given : &NUM no. Acetate Sewn £ &NUM per copy &NUM no. &NAME &NAME with no lettering £ &NUM per copy . This quotation is valid for &NUM days from today 's date . &NAME regards &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NAME " offers : &NUM &NAME Press &NAME Dear &NAME , Here are some prices for you : Allowing for &NUM digital ( mono ) pages &NAME , double-sided , collated and perfect bound into covers printed black / white . Trimmed to &NAME size . From &NAME provided : &NUM books &NUM &NAME &NUM books &NUM &NAME &NUM books &NUM &NAME Regards &NAME &NAME Press &NAME &NUM &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME 's offer : Hi everybody , I 've spoken to &NAME &NAME &NAME , editor-in-chief of &NAME , about possible collaborations . This is what he told me : The COPiL people are very willing to share their knowledge and know-how about how to publish and distribute conference proceedings . They are happy to offer intangible things , such as experience , printer contacts , and an approved style-guide . COPiL would also offer its name " &NAME Occasional Papers in &NAME " and infrastructure via being the publisher of the proceedings . If the volumes are going to come under the COPiL banner , the following conditions hold : &NUM the COPiL style guide must be followed ; &NUM the title must prominently display the " &NAME Occasional Papers in &NAME " heading ( no &NAME logo , but &NAME could be mentioned in the subtitle ) ; &NUM we have to consult with the COPiL editor-in-chief ( i.e. &NAME &NAME &NAME ) at each stage of the process . There is no maximum on the number of pages , but it would be convenient to have a maximum of &NUM pages for each volume ( DinA5 ) . DinA4 is possible , but inconvenient ( libraries tend to buy DinA5 rather than DinA4 ) . Furthermore , &NAME would have to cover the initial expense for the cost of first printing . The expense depends on ( &CHAR ) the number of volumes and ( &CHAR ) the number of pages per volume . For example , for a book consisting of &NUM &NAME pages ( standard size ) , for a run of &NUM , the cost is approximately &NUM pounds per book ( at the maximum ) . If &NAME is the publisher , then they are going to cover distribution costs , postage , and packaging . The initial expense will be reimbursed to us once the copies are sold . Miscellaneous : Concerning the &NAME format , the printer will automatically scale down DinA4 to &NAME , i.e. if we hand in &NUM pages in &NAME they will end up as &NUM pages DinA5 in print . If we publish in &NAME , then it would be good to allocate about &NUM pages to each author . The sales argument goes that it would be better to issue &NUM smaller volumes with clear focus on individual subjects than &NUM big volume that includes a bit of everything . &NAME Hi everybody , &NAME asked : Does anyone know who publishes in &NAME ? The title is " &NAME " so is it wider than the linguistics department - ie attracting papers from other depts ? &NAME has its own working papers ( called unambiguously " RCEAL Working Papers " ) . If &NAME is wider than the ling . dept then that would be better for a potential &NAME publisher . &NAME 's mission is to publish papers written by students of the CU Linguistics Department . So , the reasoning behind publishing the &NAME proceedings is to promote the fame of the linguistics department 's students ( roughly quoted from &NAME &NAME &NAME ) , who are going to publish in the &NAME proceedings as well ... Even if we publish the proceedings ourselves , the cost of &NUM book should n't exceed &NUM pounds ( according to &NAME &NAME &NAME ) as we might be able to use the COPiL arrangements with printers in &NAME . &NAME actually recommended to publish the proceedings ourselves , because we would have much lesser restrictions with layout guidelines and quality control . COPiL would also restrict our freedom to choose , what the final product would look like ! The only thing that we are missing , he thinks , is the experience how to publish a book . And that is what COPiL could offer us anyway , even without being our publisher . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME accommodation query ( Fwd ) Hi everybody , sorry to trouble you again , it 's about accommodation for the &NAME and booking guest rooms in colleges . Up to now we have booked rooms in the following colleges : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Hall This is just &NUM out of &NUM and more colleges , so perhaps there are still many rooms available . If you are not in any one of these &NUM colleges , please , before you go away for the holidays , could you pass by your accommodation office and book AS MANY ROOMS as you can for : Friday the 25th of April and Saturday the 26th of April ( remember to say that the rooms are for " friends " . And who knows , after the conference is over , you might be more than just friends ... oouupps , sorry ... ) Your cooperation will help us offer visiting students good quality accommodation in a reasonable price , which is exactly what all of us would hope for when we go to a graduate conference out of town ... Please take some time to ask before you go away , with best wishes for &NAME , &NAME &EMAIL ( please reply to &NAME , not to &NAME ) SUBJECT: Date of next meeting Dear all , As for the date of our next meeting , most people seem to prefer &NAME ( 13th Mar ) morning 11am . So , we 'll have our next meeting on that date and time in the &NAME &NAME Room in the &NAME ( the one we used last time too ) . Before that I 'll circulate again the meeting agenda and any info we 'll have gathered by then . Best , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME - &NAME &NAME & Next Meeting Dear &NAME and &NAME , Unfortunately next week is not good either because some people are leaving . So , it seems that either this or the next week not everybody from the &NAME team can make it . Most people that emailed me seem to prefer &NAME morning , so I think we 'll arrange the meeting then . Before that I 'll circulate again the meeting agenda plus any info we 've gathered from any source . In this way everybody , even if they do n't make it to the meeting , we 'll get informed about the current situation before the meeting . In addition , you can also express your opinion on the agenda issues by briefly emailing us your views which of course will be taken into account . Sorry about not being able to postpone this meeting and thank you very much for your active participation and help so far . Good luck with your essays and even if you do n't make it to the meeting , we 'll stay in touch . Best , &NAME Dear &NAME Either of those dates for a meeting is in theory possible for me ( Thursday is better ) but neither of them is very good really . I am quite busy already in the middle of next week and the &NAME &NAME people ( &NAME and &CHAR ) have to hand in our &NUM , 000-word essays by the Friday at midday , so something in the following week would be better . I have absolutely no preferences as to when in the following week , though ! See you whenever we meet . All the best &NAME SUBJECT: Re : collaboration with &NAME Hi everybody , &NAME asked : Does anyone know who publishes in &NAME ? The title is " &NAME " so is it wider than the linguistics department - ie attracting papers from other depts ? &NAME has its own working papers ( called unambiguously " RCEAL Working Papers " ) . If &NAME is wider than the ling . dept then that would be better for a potential &NAME publisher . &NAME 's mission is to publish papers written by students of the CU Linguistics Department . So , the reasoning behind publishing the &NAME proceedings is to promote the fame of the linguistics department 's students ( roughly quoted from &NAME &NAME &NAME ) , who are going to publish in the &NAME proceedings as well ... Even if we publish the proceedings ourselves , the cost of &NUM book should n't exceed &NUM pounds ( according to &NAME &NAME &NAME ) as we might be able to use the COPiL arrangements with printers in &NAME . &NAME actually recommended to publish the proceedings ourselves , because we would have much lesser restrictions with layout guidelines and quality control . COPiL would also restrict our freedom to choose , what the final product would look like ! The only thing that we are missing , he thinks , is the experience how to publish a book . And that is what COPiL could offer us anyway , even without being our publisher . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME - &NAME &NAME & Next Meeting Dear all , the new &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and me ) have agreed on the following arrangement : &NAME for the Spring period : &NAME - &NAME &NAME for the &NAME period : &NAME and &NAME So , from now on , please address any ideas and info you have to us , not &NAME . The plan is to have a meeting within next week to discuss the current situation ( hopefully we 'll have info from the organisers of &NAME and &NAME postgrad conferences and some offers from &NAME printers by then ) and decide what to do further . Tasks in progress : &NUM &NAME printers - &NAME is contacting a number of them &NUM &NAME and &NAME postgrad conferences - &NAME will contact them to find out if they have printed proceedings and how they financed them . &NAME completed : &NUM &NAME has already spoken to &NAME &NAME &NAME . POSSIBLE DATES FOR THE MEETING : &NAME 12TH @ 11AM OR &NAME 13TH @ &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME ( the one we used last time ) Please email &NAME ( &EMAIL ) with your preference by tomorrow . AGENDA : &NUM Number of papers / posters to be included in the proceedings &NUM &NAME 's offer of help &NUM Other price offers from &NAME printers &NUM Ways of financing the proceedings initially ( e.g. , sponsors ) &NUM Format of papers to be included in the proceedings If you 'd like to add sth to the agenda , again email &NAME ( &EMAIL ) . Before the meeting , we 're going to compile and circulate all info we 'll have gathered by then . That 's all for now . Please do n't forget to reply with your preferred day for the meeting . The new &NAME , &NAME and &NAME ( &NAME ) , &NAME and &NAME ( &NAME ) SUBJECT: Re : collaboration with &NAME &NAME , what a fantastic load of information . ... &NAME that the price per volume is £ &NUM . When people submitted abstracts we asked them to say ( &CHAR ) whether they would consider submitting their paper for inclusion in the proceedings ( &NUM / &NUM said yes ) and also ( &CHAR ) whether they would consider purchasing a copy at an estimated £ &NUM ( &NUM / &NUM said yes ) . Hopefully a cheaper price will offset some of the inevitable drop-off , and encourage non-participants to buy too . &NAME too that copil would do postage and packing ( though we could pass this on to the purchasers ) . The sales argument goes that it would be better to issue &NUM smaller volumes with clear focus on individual subjects than &NUM big volume that includes a bit of everything . True . . . ... depends I guess on whether it is realistic to expect many non-participants to buy this . Personally I think it is unlikely , in which case this just halves the number of people per volume . Again , I think this is somewhere where we could benefit from a quick chat with the proceedings editors of the &NAME and &NAME graduate conferences . Does anyone know who publishes in &NAME ? The title is " &NAME " so is it wider than the linguistics department - ie attracting papers from other depts ? &NAME has its own working papers ( called unambiguously " RCEAL Working Papers " ) . If &NAME is wider than the ling . dept then that would be better for a potential &NAME publisher . &NAME , if we go ahead with this , we would want to emblazon their front page with &NAME and not &NAME as &NUM will have heard of the latter . Mind you , sounds like &NAME will be in very small letters . . . ... Anyway , just my 2p 's worth . &NAME Hi everybody , I 've spoken to &NAME &NAME &NAME , editor-in-chief of COPiL , about possible collaborations . This is what he told me : The COPiL people are very willing to share their knowledge and know-how about how to publish and distribute conference proceedings . They are happy to offer intangible things , such as experience , printer contacts , and an approved style-guide . COPiL would also offer its name " &NAME Occasional Papers in &NAME " and infrastructure via being the publisher of the proceedings . If the volumes are going to come under the COPiL banner , the following conditions hold : &NUM the COPiL style guide must be followed ; &NUM the title must prominently display the " &NAME Occasional Papers in &NAME " heading ( no &NAME logo , but &NAME could be mentioned in the subtitle ) ; &NUM we have to consult with the COPiL editor-in-chief ( i.e. &NAME &NAME &NAME ) at each stage of the process . There is no maximum on the number of pages , but it would be convenient to have a maximum of &NUM pages for each volume ( DinA5 ) . DinA4 is possible , but inconvenient ( libraries tend to buy DinA5 rather than DinA4 ) . Furthermore , &NAME would have to cover the initial expense for the cost of first printing . The expense depends on ( &CHAR ) the number of volumes and ( &CHAR ) the number of pages per volume . For example , for a book consisting of &NUM &NAME pages ( standard size ) , for a run of &NUM , the cost is approximately &NUM pounds per book ( at the maximum ) . If &NAME is the publisher , then they are going to cover distribution costs , postage , and packaging . The initial expense will be reimbursed to us once the copies are sold . Miscellaneous : Concerning the &NAME format , the printer will automatically scale down DinA4 to &NAME , i.e. if we hand in &NUM pages in &NAME they will end up as &NUM pages DinA5 in print . If we publish in &NAME , then it would be good to allocate about &NUM pages to each author . The sales argument goes that it would be better to issue &NUM smaller volumes with clear focus on individual subjects than &NUM big volume that includes a bit of everything . &NAME SUBJECT: collaboration with &NAME Hi everybody , I 've spoken to &NAME &NAME &NAME , editor-in-chief of COPiL , about possible collaborations . This is what he told me : The COPiL people are very willing to share their knowledge and know-how about how to publish and distribute conference proceedings . They are happy to offer intangible things , such as experience , printer contacts , and an approved style-guide . COPiL would also offer its name " &NAME Occasional Papers in &NAME " and infrastructure via being the publisher of the proceedings . If the volumes are going to come under the COPiL banner , the following conditions hold : &NUM the COPiL style guide must be followed ; &NUM the title must prominently display the " &NAME Occasional Papers in &NAME " heading ( no &NAME logo , but &NAME could be mentioned in the subtitle ) ; &NUM we have to consult with the COPiL editor-in-chief ( i.e. &NAME &NAME &NAME ) at each stage of the process . There is no maximum on the number of pages , but it would be convenient to have a maximum of &NUM pages for each volume ( DinA5 ) . DinA4 is possible , but inconvenient ( libraries tend to buy DinA5 rather than DinA4 ) . Furthermore , &NAME would have to cover the initial expense for the cost of first printing . The expense depends on ( &CHAR ) the number of volumes and ( &CHAR ) the number of pages per volume . For example , for a book consisting of &NUM &NAME pages ( standard size ) , for a run of &NUM , the cost is approximately &NUM pounds per book ( at the maximum ) . If &NAME is the publisher , then they are going to cover distribution costs , postage , and packaging . The initial expense will be reimbursed to us once the copies are sold . Miscellaneous : Concerning the &NAME format , the printer will automatically scale down DinA4 to &NAME , i.e. if we hand in &NUM pages in &NAME they will end up as &NUM pages DinA5 in print . If we publish in &NAME , then it would be good to allocate about &NUM pages to each author . The sales argument goes that it would be better to issue &NUM smaller volumes with clear focus on individual subjects than &NUM big volume that includes a bit of everything . &NAME SUBJECT: About meeting &CHAR &NAME Hi &NAME , I 'm emailing as one of the new &NAME . We 're thinking of having a meeting some time next week and we wonder if you 've already arranged a meeting with &NAME &NAME &NAME . If we could have some info by our next meeting that 'd be great . Also , do you need any help with this ? Please let us know and thanks again for volunteering for it . Cheers , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Help with &NAME &NAME Hi &NAME , The Board are considering this publishing option now and would like to ask - how much this " initial expense " is going to be that we would be expected to cover , The initial expense is the cost of the first printing . The expense depends on ( &CHAR ) the number of volumes and ( &CHAR ) the number of pages per volume . For example , for a book consisting of &NUM &NAME pages ( standard size ) , for a run of &NUM , the cost is approximately &NUM pounds per book ( at the maximum , probably considerably lower ) . We will cover distribution costs , postage , and packaging . The initial expense will be reimbursed to your editorial board once the copies are sold . Conditions : If the volumes are going to come under the &NAME Occasional Papers banner , we do have some conditions : &NUM That our style guide be followed &NUM That the title prominently display the " &NAME Occasional Papers in &NAME " heading &NUM That the editors ( chosen from your editorial board , no doubt ) , consult with the editor-in-chief ( i.e. me ) at each stage of the process . - whether and how much the department is willing to cover , I do n't know . You 'll have to ask &NAME . - and how many pages will be the maximum for such a publication . There is no maximum , depending on how many volumes you want . For each volume , I suggest a maximum of &NUM pages . All the best , &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Re : [ &NAME ] Need info before next meeting Dear all &NUM &NAME information from &NAME &NAME &NAME - Can someone from the Linguistics department perhaps have a meeting with him and get a more detailed offer ? E.g. , how much of the initial expenses will &NAME have to cover and how much they are willing to cover ? How many pages will be the maximum for them ? etc. I would be willing to do this as I like &NAME and get on well with him but I really have n't got time before the beginning of April : before the end of term I will be feverishly doing my current essay and then preparing for my French research trip which is meant to take place between mid-March and early April . Can anyone else in the meantime ? Sorry to be so useless at the minute . All the best &NAME SUBJECT: Re : [ &NAME ] Need info before next meeting Dear all , We definitely need a meeting soon but NOT BEFORE WE HAVE GATHERED &NAME ON THE FOLLOWING ISSUES : &NUM Prices for printing and soft binding from local printers ( I 've already contacted and got a reply from &NAME &NAME and Sons , see message below - It was cvery easy actually . I sent them an email and they called me back &NUM " later to reply ! ) &NUM &NAME information from &NAME &NAME &NAME - Can someone from the Linguistics department perhaps have a meeting with him and get a more detailed offer ? E.g. , how much of the initial expenses will &NAME have to cover and how much they are willing to cover ? How many pages will be the maximum for them ? etc. &NUM &NAME version of the Proceedings - What is the cost ? Unless we have some answers to the previous &NAME , there is no point in speculating whether we can include all or only some of the conference papers in the proceedings . &NAME we all do our bit to gather this info asap . Best , &NAME [ They do only binding , not printing . So we have to add the cost of printing per copy too ] . From : &EMAIL &NAME : &NAME ? oc , &NUM Oaanioan ? io &NUM &NUM : &NUM ii To : &EMAIL Subject : Re : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME & &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME &NAME Further to your e-mail and our subsequent telephone conversation . The following is our quotation for binding to the description given : &NUM no. Acetate &NAME ? &NUM per copy &NUM no. &NAME &NAME with no lettering ? &NUM per copy . This quotation is valid for &NUM days from today 's date . &NAME regards &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : [ &NAME ] Working Papers Hi everybody , Just to let you know my feelings on the matters under discussion . Firstly , it seems that we need another meeting soon so that we can take some crucial decisions . As to our publisher , I think that we should first try to publish the proceedings without depending on the Working Papers , because it would seem as if the conference is organized by the Department and in any case , I think it better to emphasize the across-the-board Linguistics of the conference , instead of publishing in Working papers of a particular department . As to our policy , I think we should ideally include all papers , all the more so because the proceedings wo n't be published by a " big " publisher as &NAME , and there might be problems concerning the selection of papers . As for the co-editor , I could do that , but I wo n't be here during the summer . Thanks for reading through this . &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME East wrote : Hi , sounds really promising . . ... I 'll get in touch with the &NAME treasurer & see what their thoughts are about funding / budgets anyway - as far as I know neither &NAME nor &NAME have any money at the &NAME , and the university accounting system does not let us go into debt . Solutions may be to get people to pay and order in advance ( or make buying one a condition of getting published - yikes ) ; to secure some kind of sponsorship or advertising ; or ? ? ? smile nicely at the Linguistics accountant . &NAME Dear All , &NAME &NAME replied to me with a rather promising reply . Here it is , tell me all what you think and maybe we 'd like to meet to discuss it . Best , &NAME Hi &NAME , Thanks for your email , and sorry for not replying sooner . I asked &NAME &NAME &NAME about your enquiry as to whether &NAME could collaborate with &NAME ( the &NAME working papers ) , as &NAME is the editor-in-chief and chief publisher of COPiL . ( In reply to your second question , * we * , the &NAME department of linguistics , are the publishers of COPiL . If you meant to ask who our * printer * is , then we 're using some printer 's on the &NAME Street ( &NAME could n't remember the name ! ) . ) Anyway , &NAME said that sure , we could publish your proceedings . As long as the papers are kept to a maximum of &NAME , then &NAME suggested we could put out a 2-volume proceedings . However , as we ( the department / &NAME ) might not make any money on it , we 'd have to get the &NAME conference to fund the initial expense , he said . If , on the other hand , your request was to ask whether we could share the papers themselves , i.e. whether some of your &NAME proceedings papers could be published as part of our first volume of COPiL this year , then no , I 'm afraid we would n't be able to accommodate your conference proceedings within &NAME itself . Firstly , we would n't have the space ( we already have a full line-up of papers for our &NUM volume ) , and secondly , &NAME is meant to showcase work by members of the &NAME linguistics department ( especially our PhD students ) , not people from outside the department ( whose universities probably have their own working papers ! ) &NAME that helps ! Let me know your further thoughts on the matter ... Cheers , &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : [ &NAME ] Working Papers Hi , sounds really promising . . ... I 'll get in touch with the &NAME treasurer & see what their thoughts are about funding / budgets anyway - as far as I know neither &NAME nor &NAME have any money at the &NAME , and the university accounting system does not let us go into debt . Solutions may be to get people to pay and order in advance ( or make buying one a condition of getting published - yikes ) ; to secure some kind of sponsorship or advertising ; or ? ? ? smile nicely at the Linguistics accountant . &NAME Dear All , &NAME &NAME replied to me with a rather promising reply . Here it is , tell me all what you think and maybe we 'd like to meet to discuss it . Best , &NAME Hi &NAME , Thanks for your email , and sorry for not replying sooner . I asked &NAME &NAME &NAME about your enquiry as to whether &NAME could collaborate with &NAME ( the &NAME working papers ) , as &NAME is the editor-in-chief and chief publisher of COPiL . ( In reply to your second question , * we * , the &NAME department of linguistics , are the publishers of COPiL . If you meant to ask who our * printer * is , then we 're using some printer 's on the &NAME Street ( &NAME could n't remember the name ! ) . ) Anyway , &NAME said that sure , we could publish your proceedings . As long as the papers are kept to a maximum of &NAME , then &NAME suggested we could put out a 2-volume proceedings . However , as we ( the department / COPiL ) might not make any money on it , we 'd have to get the &NAME conference to fund the initial expense , he said . If , on the other hand , your request was to ask whether we could share the papers themselves , i.e. whether some of your &NAME proceedings papers could be published as part of our first volume of COPiL this year , then no , I 'm afraid we would n't be able to accommodate your conference proceedings within &NAME itself . Firstly , we would n't have the space ( we already have a full line-up of papers for our &NUM volume ) , and secondly , &NAME is meant to showcase work by members of the &NAME linguistics department ( especially our PhD students ) , not people from outside the department ( whose universities probably have their own working papers ! ) &NAME that helps ! Let me know your further thoughts on the matter ... Cheers , &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : Working Papers Sounds great to me and definitely something we should follow up . We 'd obviously need to know fairly precisely what " initial expenses " we would be expected to cover and whether our budget would stretch to them but I should think it should . &NAME &NAME &NAME is a really good guy and we should take advantage of his boundless willing to help spreading the word about linguistics ! Is there anyone on the list who 'll be seeing &NAME soon anyway and could ask about the initial costs he thinks we would have to cover , or could write him an e-mail about it ? &NAME SUBJECT: Working Papers Dear All , &NAME &NAME replied to me with a rather promising reply . Here it is , tell me all what you think and maybe we 'd like to meet to discuss it . Best , &NAME Hi &NAME , Thanks for your email , and sorry for not replying sooner . I asked &NAME &NAME &NAME about your enquiry as to whether &NAME could collaborate with &NAME ( the &NAME working papers ) , as &NAME is the editor-in-chief and chief publisher of COPiL . ( In reply to your second question , * we * , the &NAME department of linguistics , are the publishers of COPiL . If you meant to ask who our * printer * is , then we 're using some printer 's on the &NAME Street ( &NAME could n't remember the name ! ) . ) Anyway , &NAME said that sure , we could publish your proceedings . As long as the papers are kept to a maximum of &NAME , then &NAME suggested we could put out a 2-volume proceedings . However , as we ( the department / COPiL ) might not make any money on it , we 'd have to get the &NAME conference to fund the initial expense , he said . If , on the other hand , your request was to ask whether we could share the papers themselves , i.e. whether some of your &NAME proceedings papers could be published as part of our first volume of COPiL this year , then no , I 'm afraid we would n't be able to accommodate your conference proceedings within &NAME itself . Firstly , we would n't have the space ( we already have a full line-up of papers for our &NUM volume ) , and secondly , &NAME is meant to showcase work by members of the &NAME linguistics department ( especially our PhD students ) , not people from outside the department ( whose universities probably have their own working papers ! ) &NAME that helps ! Let me know your further thoughts on the matter ... Cheers , &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME : further suggestions ( Fwd ) Hi &NAME , I can drop an email to &NAME &NAME and Sons . I just had a look at their webpage . They do n't do any printing as they say . So I suppose we have to do the printing ourselves . They can only do binding . &NAME Hi guys , Thanks all for your information-finding activities ! Though it 's disappointing that &NAME are n't interested ( and I do n't think we should press it as I do n't think it will do any good ) , we can at least move on and turn our attention to alternatives ... ... and getting them printed ourselves , using a local printers , seems to me to be the next option . I did n't know that you could buy &NAME numbers so this is good news & worth doing . ( We just might have some money left from the conference - if we do , the aim is to subsidise the proceedings so let 's hope . ) to do , then : * contact &NUM / &NUM local printers & get soft-binding printing costs ( for different numbers of pages ) . * cost the &NAME option ; list pros and cons - my worry is obsolescence * decide on no. of papers to be published . We have to decide whether our aim is to be a " journal worth &NAME " and therefore be more exclusive , or whether our aim is to provide a broader platform of opportunity for postgrad research and to have an " inclusive " feel . I think any decision to limiting the proceedings to &NUM or so would have to be taken in conjunction with the organising committee and maybe &NAME staff members . I do n't think it 's a bad idea , but so far the emphasis has been the other way , and the website & calls for abstracts have implied that we will try and publish papers that are accepted . Also , the conference this year has a wide scope , REALLY wide , in terms of the fields in which abstracts have been submitted ( whether or not this is a good idea we do n't know & will have to wait and see ) & the ethos is definitely towards an inclusive stance in this respect too . This time round anyway ! If we do exclude some papers from being published we must therefore * decide on how this is to be done - us & the camling team sitting in on different sessions ; &NAME staff involvement ? OK , if any of you are willing to contact printers let me know as I will summarise this correspondence to send to the rest of the committee & will also ask for volunteers . Also , &NAME , we will be looking for ( &NUM or &NUM ) editors-in-chief to co-ordinate the proceeding of the proceedings . The &NAME would also be welcomed onto the camling committee if wanted ( with no extra workload ) though I will also be liaising so this is not necessary . &NAME Dear &NAME and &NAME I do n't think that we should write to them again and insist on an appointment . At the very least , we should wait a bit before doing so and see how feasible other options are for publishing the papers . Have a look at the e-mail I sent to &NAME ( East ) last night about the conversation I had yesterday with &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME , regarding other ways we might be able to publish the papers . I too thought that &NAME would refuse to publish the papers because of not making enough profit on them , but my e-mail contains a few other ideas for publication which would certainly be cheaper . I 'm also copying this to &NAME for info ( so you know who it 's already gone to ) and to &NAME &NAME ( because of the desktop-publishing bit ) . See you all soon ( ish ) - All the best &NAME &NAME I met &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME tonight ( at a reception , not specifically to talk about this ! ) and we had a little conversation about publishing stuff . I thought it 'd be useful to relay the results . Could you pass them on to those you think would find them interesting / useful ? I did n't want to clog up people 's inboxes by e-mailing them all directly myself . Thanks ! He said that insofar as there were any &NAME publications , they were published by &NAME , but that it was really quite a " loose " arrangement ; the " publication " that they have is the Journal of Linguistics but , though it 's the &NAME " official organ " , it is actually independent of them and would continnue to be published if the &NAME ceased to exist . It 's therefore questionable to what extent we can really say that " &NAME publications are done by &NAME " . He confirmed what I thought , that &NAME may well want to charge far more money than we can afford to publish our stuff , unless they " take us under their wing " ( his words ) and treat us nicely because we are students of the University etc etc. He therefore suggested &NUM alternatives : &NUM . Preparing camera-ready copy ourselves and taking it to a small local printer ; all they would therefore have to do would be print the copies and bind them but not produce them . This was , in essence , what &NAME &NAME suggested at our meeting . Apparently , &NAME was involved in something similar during his postgrad days in &NAME and it worked well for them then . There 's &NUM printer that I can think of off the top of my head that we could approach about this : &NAME &NAME and Sons , who offer a thesis-binding service through the &NAME &NAME . Their website address is on their carrier bags and I have one in my room but ca n't remember the address ! I 'll look next time I remember , unless anyone else beats me to it . &NUM . The &NAME idea that someone else had already had . It 's getting popular and I am becoming convinced . &NUM other points that both &NAME and &NAME made were : We ca n't possibly publish all the papers . We need to establish some kind of elimination procedure and , using that , select about &NUM at most to publish , whether on a &NAME or in print . This will help &NAME gain respectability ; people will get to know it as something that only publishes good papers , " a journal worth &NAME " in &NAME 's words . I have to say I instinctively agree with him and &NAME here . They also said that a website was definitely a good idea but that we should n't put on it any more than was in the printed / &NAME version ; so not all the papers there either . They thought that our task in deciding which papers not to publish would be helped by some of them being obviously not of publishable standard and by other presenters simply not sending us anything to publish after the conference . So perhaps we should n't chase them too hard . They thought that publications only had the ultimate cachet of respectability if they had an &NAME number . &NAME numbers are simply bought and attached to publications , and &NAME thought he could help with this . Apparently they can only be bought in batches of &NUM and he is going to have to buy some for a publication ( a corpus I think ) that he is involved in , but he wo n't need &NUM . Nor will we , he pointed out , so we could do a deal and buy one from him . I do n't know when he is going to buy his numbers ( but presumably it does n't matter for the minute anyway ) or how much they cost now ( in &NUM it was $ &NUM for &NUM ) , but it seems like a good idea to me . We can contact him about that when we need to . I think that this would apply if we were , in effect , publishing the proceedings ourselves , as I think &NAME numbers are obtained by the publisher . I think that 's all ! &NAME this is so long . See you soonish - all the best &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME : further suggestions ( Fwd ) Hi guys , Thanks all for your information-finding activities ! Though it 's disappointing that &NAME are n't interested ( and I do n't think we should press it as I do n't think it will do any good ) , we can at least move on and turn our attention to alternatives ... ... and getting them printed ourselves , using a local printers , seems to me to be the next option . I did n't know that you could buy &NAME numbers so this is good news & worth doing . ( We just might have some money left from the conference - if we do , the aim is to subsidise the proceedings so let 's hope . ) to do , then : * contact &NUM / &NUM local printers & get soft-binding printing costs ( for different numbers of pages ) . * cost the &NAME option ; list pros and cons - my worry is obsolescence * decide on no. of papers to be published . We have to decide whether our aim is to be a " journal worth &NAME " and therefore be more exclusive , or whether our aim is to provide a broader platform of opportunity for postgrad research and to have an " inclusive " feel . I think any decision to limiting the proceedings to &NUM or so would have to be taken in conjunction with the organising committee and maybe &NAME staff members . I do n't think it 's a bad idea , but so far the emphasis has been the other way , and the website & calls for abstracts have implied that we will try and publish papers that are accepted . Also , the conference this year has a wide scope , REALLY wide , in terms of the fields in which abstracts have been submitted ( whether or not this is a good idea we do n't know & will have to wait and see ) & the ethos is definitely towards an inclusive stance in this respect too . This time round anyway ! If we do exclude some papers from being published we must therefore * decide on how this is to be done - us & the camling team sitting in on different sessions ; &NAME staff involvement ? OK , if any of you are willing to contact printers let me know as I will summarise this correspondence to send to the rest of the committee & will also ask for volunteers . Also , &NAME , we will be looking for ( &NUM or &NUM ) editors-in-chief to co-ordinate the proceeding of the proceedings . The &NAME would also be welcomed onto the camling committee if wanted ( with no extra workload ) though I will also be liaising so this is not necessary . &NAME Dear &NAME and &NAME I do n't think that we should write to them again and insist on an appointment . At the very least , we should wait a bit before doing so and see how feasible other options are for publishing the papers . Have a look at the e-mail I sent to &NAME ( East ) last night about the conversation I had yesterday with &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME , regarding other ways we might be able to publish the papers . I too thought that &NAME would refuse to publish the papers because of not making enough profit on them , but my e-mail contains a few other ideas for publication which would certainly be cheaper . I 'm also copying this to &NAME for info ( so you know who it 's already gone to ) and to &NAME &NAME ( because of the desktop-publishing bit ) . See you all soon ( ish ) - All the best &NAME &NAME I met &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME tonight ( at a reception , not specifically to talk about this ! ) and we had a little conversation about publishing stuff . I thought it 'd be useful to relay the results . Could you pass them on to those you think would find them interesting / useful ? I did n't want to clog up people 's inboxes by e-mailing them all directly myself . Thanks ! He said that insofar as there were any &NAME publications , they were published by &NAME , but that it was really quite a " loose " arrangement ; the " publication " that they have is the Journal of Linguistics but , though it 's the &NAME " official organ " , it is actually independent of them and would continnue to be published if the &NAME ceased to exist . It 's therefore questionable to what extent we can really say that " &NAME publications are done by &NAME " . He confirmed what I thought , that &NAME may well want to charge far more money than we can afford to publish our stuff , unless they " take us under their wing " ( his words ) and treat us nicely because we are students of the University etc etc. He therefore suggested &NUM alternatives : &NUM . Preparing camera-ready copy ourselves and taking it to a small local printer ; all they would therefore have to do would be print the copies and bind them but not produce them . This was , in essence , what &NAME &NAME suggested at our meeting . Apparently , &NAME was involved in something similar during his postgrad days in &NAME and it worked well for them then . There 's &NUM printer that I can think of off the top of my head that we could approach about this : &NAME &NAME and Sons , who offer a thesis-binding service through the &NAME &NAME . Their website address is on their carrier bags and I have one in my room but ca n't remember the address ! I 'll look next time I remember , unless anyone else beats me to it . &NUM . The &NAME idea that someone else had already had . It 's getting popular and I am becoming convinced . &NUM other points that both &NAME and &NAME made were : We ca n't possibly publish all the papers . We need to establish some kind of elimination procedure and , using that , select about &NUM at most to publish , whether on a &NAME or in print . This will help &NAME gain respectability ; people will get to know it as something that only publishes good papers , " a journal worth &NAME " in &NAME 's words . I have to say I instinctively agree with him and &NAME here . They also said that a website was definitely a good idea but that we should n't put on it any more than was in the printed / &NAME version ; so not all the papers there either . They thought that our task in deciding which papers not to publish would be helped by some of them being obviously not of publishable standard and by other presenters simply not sending us anything to publish after the conference . So perhaps we should n't chase them too hard . They thought that publications only had the ultimate cachet of respectability if they had an &NAME number . &NAME numbers are simply bought and attached to publications , and &NAME thought he could help with this . Apparently they can only be bought in batches of &NUM and he is going to have to buy some for a publication ( a corpus I think ) that he is involved in , but he wo n't need &NUM . Nor will we , he pointed out , so we could do a deal and buy one from him . I do n't know when he is going to buy his numbers ( but presumably it does n't matter for the minute anyway ) or how much they cost now ( in &NUM it was $ &NUM for &NUM ) , but it seems like a good idea to me . We can contact him about that when we need to . I think that this would apply if we were , in effect , publishing the proceedings ourselves , as I think &NAME numbers are obtained by the publisher . I think that 's all ! &NAME this is so long . See you soonish - all the best &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME : further suggestions ( Fwd ) Dear &NAME and &NAME I do n't think that we should write to them again and insist on an appointment . At the very least , we should wait a bit before doing so and see how feasible other options are for publishing the papers . Have a look at the e-mail I sent to &NAME ( East ) last night about the conversation I had yesterday with &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME , regarding other ways we might be able to publish the papers . I too thought that &NAME would refuse to publish the papers because of not making enough profit on them , but my e-mail contains a few other ideas for publication which would certainly be cheaper . I 'm also copying this to &NAME for info ( so you know who it 's already gone to ) and to &NAME &NAME ( because of the desktop-publishing bit ) . See you all soon ( ish ) - All the best &NAME &NAME I met &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME tonight ( at a reception , not specifically to talk about this ! ) and we had a little conversation about publishing stuff . I thought it 'd be useful to relay the results . Could you pass them on to those you think would find them interesting / useful ? I did n't want to clog up people 's inboxes by e-mailing them all directly myself . Thanks ! He said that insofar as there were any &NAME publications , they were published by &NAME , but that it was really quite a " loose " arrangement ; the " publication " that they have is the Journal of Linguistics but , though it 's the &NAME " official organ " , it is actually independent of them and would continnue to be published if the &NAME ceased to exist . It 's therefore questionable to what extent we can really say that " &NAME publications are done by &NAME " . He confirmed what I thought , that &NAME may well want to charge far more money than we can afford to publish our stuff , unless they " take us under their wing " ( his words ) and treat us nicely because we are students of the University etc etc. He therefore suggested &NUM alternatives : &NUM . Preparing camera-ready copy ourselves and taking it to a small local printer ; all they would therefore have to do would be print the copies and bind them but not produce them . This was , in essence , what &NAME &NAME suggested at our meeting . Apparently , &NAME was involved in something similar during his postgrad days in &NAME and it worked well for them then . There 's &NUM printer that I can think of off the top of my head that we could approach about this : &NAME &NAME and Sons , who offer a thesis-binding service through the &NAME &NAME . Their website address is on their carrier bags and I have one in my room but ca n't remember the address ! I 'll look next time I remember , unless anyone else beats me to it . &NUM . The &NAME idea that someone else had already had . It 's getting popular and I am becoming convinced . &NUM other points that both &NAME and &NAME made were : We ca n't possibly publish all the papers . We need to establish some kind of elimination procedure and , using that , select about &NUM at most to publish , whether on a &NAME or in print . This will help &NAME gain respectability ; people will get to know it as something that only publishes good papers , " a journal worth &NAME " in &NAME 's words . I have to say I instinctively agree with him and &NAME here . They also said that a website was definitely a good idea but that we should n't put on it any more than was in the printed / &NAME version ; so not all the papers there either . They thought that our task in deciding which papers not to publish would be helped by some of them being obviously not of publishable standard and by other presenters simply not sending us anything to publish after the conference . So perhaps we should n't chase them too hard . They thought that publications only had the ultimate cachet of respectability if they had an &NAME number . &NAME numbers are simply bought and attached to publications , and &NAME thought he could help with this . Apparently they can only be bought in batches of &NUM and he is going to have to buy some for a publication ( a corpus I think ) that he is involved in , but he wo n't need &NUM . Nor will we , he pointed out , so we could do a deal and buy one from him . I do n't know when he is going to buy his numbers ( but presumably it does n't matter for the minute anyway ) or how much they cost now ( in &NUM it was $ &NUM for &NUM ) , but it seems like a good idea to me . We can contact him about that when we need to . I think that this would apply if we were , in effect , publishing the proceedings ourselves , as I think &NAME numbers are obtained by the publisher . I think that 's all ! &NAME this is so long . 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SUBJECT: &NAME forms We have received the following message about &NAME forms available on their website . You should apply for exemption from the University composition fee once you have completed the required &NUM terms of residence for your PhD . It is your responsibility to do this . &NAME &NAME &NAME : Mon , &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Subject : application forms for exemption from the university composition fee are now available from the bogs website : &WEBSITE / they can be accessed via the current graduate students " section or the one for fees and funding nichola tooke &NAME &NAME Free Graduate &NAME " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: [ &NAME # &NUM ] Network down in &NUM &NAME Road Hi &NAME , Thanks for your email . 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I would be happy about a long-term solution to our problem . &NAME regards , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: REMINDER NOTICE - &NAME OF TERM / HANDOVER DINNER AND &NAME Tickets can be purchased in the usual manner outside the porters lodge from Tuesday 11th until &NAME on Friday 14th of March : &NAME &NAME members : £ &NUM &NAME : £ &NUM Wine can be purchased from the Bar , or 50p corkage per bottle . &NAME : &NAME in &NAME - &NAME Dinner in &NAME - 7.25pm to be seated by &NAME Dancing to commence - 8.45pm - 12am Late &NAME open - Until 12am Port in &NAME - 12am Dress - &NAME Tie or Lounge Suit for Gentlemen . Appropriate Evening Dress for the Ladies . Deadline for tickets is 2pm on the 14th of March ! &NAME and &NAME Social Secretaries &NAME College This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: St. &NAME 's &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 'S DAY &NAME -- THIS SATURDAY ! ! ! ALL DRINKS &NUM POUND ! ! ! &NAME &NAME hosts another one of it outstanding bops this SATURDAY , MARCH &NUM at &NAME COURT ( off &NAME Road ) . Doors open at &NUM : &NAME and close at 2: 00AM . ALL DRINKS ARE &NUM POUND ! ! ! Entry is &NUM pounds at the door . DJ music all night . A prize will go to the best dressed Irishman / &NAME . So come out for a &NAME this Saturday night . The &NAME &NAME Committee hopes to see you there ! &NAME &NAME &NAME President &NAME and &NAME College &EMAIL This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: CHANNEL &NUM FILMING @ &NAME CHANNEL &NUM FILMING @ &NAME Dear undergrads , On &NAME 13th , a production company will be in college filming a pilot of a programme called " QUIZVILLE " for Channel &NUM . The programme consists of a number of people being quizzed in their own surroundings , and they have already filmed &NUM school teachers , a couple of &NAME united fans and a few others . They want &NUM or &NUM people to quiz on questions on a specialist subject of their choice . This filming will take place in the bar at &NUM pm on friday .. so be there for your chance to be involved , or at least seen on TV ! PLEASE can anybody who is interested email me asap . Those who reply will be selected at random , and &NUM names will be given to the team who will then pick &NUM from that list to 'surprise " in their rooms at 10ish on Thursday morning . So , for your chance to get involved email me ( &EMAIL ) and I will put your name in the hat . There might even be a prize for the winner ! &NAME to hear from lots of you , Ed. PS . we are hoping for some GRAD reps as well , with the intention of having at least &NUM in the final &NUM . &NAME President &NAME College , &NAME &NAME &NAME Officer . This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME Elections * * &NAME ELECTIONS - LAST CHANCE * * At the close of nominations , there were no canditates for the posts of Social Secretaries and Accommodation / Welfare Officer . Could you do this ? If so , why not stand ? Nominations for the remaining posts will now remain open until the start of the &NAME &NAME 's Day dinner on Monday 17th March . 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If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME forms BoGS have now informed us that their most requested forms ( and info on them ) are now available from the current graduate section of the bogs website &WEBSITE / New forms also available to apply for intermission and reinstatement &NAME funding forms are available from fees and funding section &WEBSITE Form for exemption from fees will be available on the website shortly . &NAME &NAME Free Graduate &NAME " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Fwd : &NAME round table discussion event - 11th March Envelope-to : &EMAIL &NAME : Mon , &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) From : &NAME &NAME xx ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : &EMAIL To : &NAME Carew ( &EMAIL ) Subject : &NAME round table discussion event - 11th March Status : Dear &NAME , I 'd be grateful if you could forward this to the graduate lists , many thanks , &NAME ( and see you there ? ) TERRORISM : ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION - 11th March We would like to invite you to attend our annual French Graduate Research seminar round table event . This year 's topic is " Terrorism " . &NAME , as action , concept , threat or structure has been around for many centuries , if not forever . But it 's " presence " has become intensified in today 's post &NUM / &NUM climate . How do the structures of terrorism manifest themselves culturally and historically What is at stake ethically in thinking about and responding to , terror and terrorism ? The debate will be opened with &NUM short papers , with space for questions between each paper , leading into a broader discussion at the end . The speakers are as follows : " &NAME &NAME and the " afterlife " of &NAME " &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME , &NAME College , &NAME " The ambiguous roles of the cannibal in &NAME 's writing against terroristic thinking and rhetoric " &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME , &NAME College , &NAME " Ethics and Terror : &NAME 's Exorbitant Responsibility " &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME College , &NAME The event will take place on 11th March in the &NAME &NAME &NAME , in the &NAME &NAME &NAME on the &NAME site ( 3rd floor ) , at &NUM for 5.3o pm start , ending at about 7.30pm . &NAME , soft drinks and light refreshments will be served . Look forward to seeing you all there ! SUBJECT: Poetry &NAME : Monday , 10th March Fellows , staff and students are reminded that &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NAME ) and &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Teaching Officer in English ) will be reading their poetry in the Trust Room on Monday , 10th March . All very welcome . We will congregate for drinks from &NUM pm , and the readings will begin at &NUM pm . If you have not already done so , please would you let me know if you wish to attend as soon as possible ( &EMAIL ) . &NAME &NAME Director of Studies in English . This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Today , Tuesday &NUM March &NUM 30pm in the &NAME &NAME &NAME Theatre . You are all welcome to attend the debate The &NAME &NAME This House would abolish state funding of the arts Chairman : Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME : Dr &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME There are &NUM teams of &NUM who will debate the above motion and entry is now closed . This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Last B.A. Table of &NAME If you 'd like to book for this Thursday 's B.A. Table , please do so in the &NAME 's Lodge before lunchtime tomorrow . This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME College Data Network User , As you may be aware from their newsletter , the University Computing Service have recently begun to charge institutions for network traffic via the web cache , in addition to the traffic to and from beyond the &NAME University Data Network ( CUDN ) . In view of this , the College has reluctantly decided to include web cache traffic in the traffic for which College network users are charged . The charge rate is the same : £ &NUM per &NAME ( about £ &NUM per GB ) . This take &CHAR effect from today . More information about the traffic charges is on our web site : &WEBSITE Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME IT Manager , &NAME College , &NAME &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Beware 1: There has been a report of suspected drug dealing from cars on &NAME &NAME . Take care . &NUM : There have been reports of thefts from the laundry room . Beware of leaving your belongings unattended . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : [ &NAME # &NUM ] Re : Network outage On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &EMAIL wrote : The current network problem causes severe inconveniences to me as I need to communicate quite often and without delay via email on behalf of my position in an editorial board for a &NAME conference here in &NAME . Furthermore , I need to contact subjects for a phonetic study , which I have to finish within the next &NUM weeks . Lastly , I need to transfer quite large amounts of data from my computer to university networks that are not PWF-connected , which I used to do via email , too . I 'm sorry for causing trouble , but as I depend on my network connection at &WEBSITE pounds this term ( including &NUM pounds for a slow and increasingly unstable network connection ) I would be more than grateful , if this issue could be given a rather high priority . I understand that you are quite busy without problems like mine . The more I would appreciate any improvements in reconnecting my room to the network . This is already our highest priority . £ &NUM per term is cheap for the service - if it were not for the current problem . It is likely that the connection will be restored sometime next week , depending on the availability of a replacement component . I am afraid that until the network is functioning again , you will have to use the computer facilities in your College or Department - if needed we can let you connect your laptop in the Graduate Computer Room . &NAME &NAME IT Manager , &NAME College , &NAME &WEBSITE / CRSID : &NAME SUBJECT: Peer-to-peer file-sharing To all users of the &NAME College Data Network , The IT Department has been aware for some time that the College network is being increasingly used for peer-to-peer file-sharing applications , such as &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME . In fact , most of the network traffic can be attributed to the use of such applications . These applications typically also include components that compromise your computer , thereby placing both the contents of your computer and the security of the network at risk . You are obliged to keep your computer secure as a condition of having it connected to the network . The use of file-sharing applications is against the network 's Conditions of Use , as it is illegal , inappropriate and wasteful of academic resources . This widespread misuse of the network has been reported to the Computer Committee , which is chaired by the &NAME . He has taken an interest in the matter . Note that the College network is currently very liberal in what can be done : just because you * can * do something does not imply that you * may * . If the widespread misuse continues , we will be forced to put restrictions in place . For more information about why peer-to-peer file sharing is not allowed on the College network , please see : &WEBSITE Please also be reminded of the various rules and guidelines that apply to your use of the College network : &WEBSITE Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME IT Manager , &NAME College , &NAME &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: &NAME Elections and &NAME &NAME ELECTIONS : NEW DEADLINE FOR NOMINATIONS Nominations have been received for the posts of President , Treasurer , Sports & External Officer , Technical Officer and Women 's Officer . Nominations for these posts are now closed . We still need people to be : &CHAR Secretary &CHAR Accommodation & Welfare Officer &CHAR Social Secretaries If you think you 'd like to have a go , all you need to do is to find a proposer and seconder , and sign your name up on the sheet in the &NAME . COMPLINE @ &NAME CHAPEL : &NAME 26th FEBRUARY - &NUM P.M. There will be a service of &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) in &NAME Chapel this coming Wednesday at &NUM p.m. The name " compline " comes from the Latin word meaning " completion " . It consists of prayers , readings and silence . It is above all a service of quietness before rest at the end of the day . The service will last no more than half an hour , after which those present will depart quietly . All are welcome . This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Ongoing problems with the off-site network To all off-site users of the &NAME College Data Network , Some users may be experiencing problems with the off-site network at the moment . These problems may have been sparked by a hardware upgrade completed on Monday the 17th of &NAME . We are currently investigating the problems and hope to have them sorted out soon . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME IT Officer , &NAME College , &NAME . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME - tomorrow , sherry reception Dear All , You are all warmly invited to your college music society 's &NAME tomorrow ( Thursday 20th ) at &NUM : &NUM pm in the &NAME Grave room . All next year 's committee places are up for grabs , so if you want to apply for a place or vote for your friends then please come along . The music society committee is a great place for anyone who has an interest in organising musical events in college ( concerts , musicals , battle of the bands , you name it ) , and for getting a say in what music goes on in &NAME . We also have quite a few socials and post-concert parties , not to mention the annual dinner and the garden party . The meeting will be short and fairly informal , and will have a sherry reception . &NAME to see you all in the &NAME Grave room tomorrow ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME present : " Classical Jazz " - Saturdays 9-10pm - &NUM &NAME or &WEBSITE &NAME the petition against the proposed new draconian music licensing laws : &WEBSITE Stop If They Drop - if the &NAME goes to war , demonstrate at 6pm in your town centre : &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME &NAME College Music Society Junior President &NAME Assistant Engineer &NAME College &NAME &NAME 0DG Room &NUM , &NUM &NAME Road ( &NAME House ) &EMAIL &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: College Book Club THE &NAME COLLEGE BOOK CLUB will next meet on Wednesday , &NUM May &NUM at &NUM pm in the &NAME Room The book to be discussed will be &NAME &NAME 's " The Corrections " ( the international bestseller which came out last year in paperback ) Accompanied by &NAME and Fresh Fruit All Fellows , staff , students welcome &NAME &NAME &NAME Master 's Secretary &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM International : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM International : &NUM &NUM &NUM This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: [ &NAME # &NUM ] Network connection down Hi &NAME , I suggest you contact the &NAME &NAME Officers ( &EMAIL ) and ask them to take a look . It may be that your computer is misconfigured . Yours , &NAME &NAME IT Officer &NAME College , &NAME [ &EMAIL - &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ] : Hi &NAME , One of my housemates told me this morning that he would still have no connection . The problem seems to persist : I could n't use the &NAME , &NAME and &NAME mail this morning , as well . &NAME &NAME . - -On &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME via &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Hi &NAME , Our records show that all the computers at &NUM &NAME Road have used the network since it was restored just after 9am yesterday . Are you still experiencing problems ? &NAME &NAME IT Officer &NAME College , &NAME [ &EMAIL - Mon &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ] : Hi ! The &NAME connections are down in &NUM &NAME Road since this morning . I know that there should have been an interruption today due to a hardware upgrade from 8am to 9am , but our connections are still not working . Is there a time scheduled for reconnecting our rooms to the network ? &NAME regards , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Table - &NUM &NAME Noted , thank you . &NAME At &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : To : &NAME &NAME &NAME I shall be dining at &NAME Table on Wednesday 19th &NAME &NUM . &CHAR Vegetarian meal is not required . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME &NAME ( /blockquote) ( /x-html ) SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME For all those who are interested - the closing date for &NAME &NAME is this Wednesday ( &NUM &NAME ) . Previous email - giving details - below : Opportunity for &NAME students to study and travel in &NAME &NUM / &NUM The College has received an invitation to send a number of students to &NAME University of Economics for the academic year &NUM / &NUM . &NAME is a private university situated in &NAME , on the island of &NAME , &NAME . This is a generous offer as &NAME will provide each student with return air fare , free accommodation , &NUM hours a day of Japanese language instruction , all meals and excursions within &NAME . Students will also have the opportunity to earn money through teaching English . Please see below for a brief summary of the scheme . This offer is open to undergraduate and graduate members of the College who are due to complete their course of study and graduate this summer ( ie summer &NUM ) . The offer does not extend to students who will not graduate this summer . Students who are selected for places at &NAME University of Economics will be expected to stay there between September &NUM and July &NUM . Selection will be made by the Tutorial Committee . Any eligible person wishing to apply for a place should send a written application to the Senior Tutor to arrive no later than &NUM noon on Wednesday &NUM &NAME &NUM . Applications should include a full cv and a personal statement , in not more than &NUM words , giving the reason why you wish to travel to &NAME and what you hope to gain from the experience . &CHAR brief summary of the scheme : * Up to &NUM students a year ( &NUM from &NAME , &NUM from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME ) * Air fares paid by &NAME ( details of flights and visa requirements to follow ) . However , these have to be repaid in full by the student if the student leaves the scheme before Christmas , and &NUM repaid if the student leaves before &NAME . * Accommodation provided at no cost to students in individual rooms , each with en-suite bathrooms and small but well-equipped kitchens , in the new building . * Free use of computer facilities . Computers will be installed on the top floor of the building which will be reserved for foreign students , and includes a lounge area and Sky TV ( &NAME &NAME , Premier League Football etc ) . All other facilities in the new building ( such as table tennis , billiards , karaoke ) will be available for use and free of charge . * Students eat for free in cafeterias in either the dormitory or university . * Access without charge to all university sporting / library facilities e.g. tennis courts , swimming pool , gym and students may join any sporting clubs . * Tuition in Japanese language . This is envisaged as being either &NUM or &NUM hours a day , with that amount of time again being spent by students in preparation for the following day 's lessons . This conducted by qualified teachers of Japanese . Upon completion of the course the level of students " Japanese ability will be Level &NUM of the Japanese Proficiency &NAME , which is the level demanded by London-based recruitment agencies specialising in Japanese-speaking staff . * Lectures in various aspects of Japanese culture , history , politics etc. * There will be staff fluent in both Japanese and English on hand &NUM hours a day in the event of a problem , medical or otherwise for which a Japanese-speaking person is necessary . * Trips to various places of cultural and scenic interest are also planned , but details have not been discussed yet as to destinations . These will tie in with the content of the lectures mentioned above . * For none of the above will any students incur any cost whatsoever . * Scheme to run from September to July . There is no reason why any student who wishes to stay on a little longer or arrive earlier cannot do so . It is not officially part of the scheme but worth noting that evenings will be free and work teaching English privately is readily available and quite lucrative with &NUM pounds an hour being a rock-bottom rate , and &NUM to &NUM being more common . This is English conversation , so no knowledge of Japanese is necessary , or in fact any English teaching qualifications or experience . &NUM or &NUM hours of work a week nets &NUM to &NUM hundred pounds a month , and most students work more hours than that . In these days of student loans this will be a boon to any impecunious student , especially as no tax is payable in &NAME for &NAME citizens for the first &NUM years of residence . This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . 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If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Would -)YOU ( - like to be a Student Computer Officer ? To all students who will still be here next year , How would you like to earn the praise of your peers - and valuable &NAME points - by joining the team of &NAME &NAME Officers ? &NAME &NAME Officers ( &NAME ) are the student volunteers who help the College by getting your network connections working and assisting us in the maintenance of the College 's computer facilities . The appointments last for &NUM terms ( with the possibility of Re-appointment ) , and you would be expected to spend just a few hours in total a week helping to administer the computing facilities , to fix minor problems and to assist users . You could also get some real hands-on experience with &NAME , &NAME , networking and web-page development . 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Hope you can come , and please bring lots of friends . &NAME is &NAME 's national poet , and the dinner will feature traditional " &NAME " &NAME " including haggis , " neeps " and " tatties " and a dram of Scotch whisky . The dinner will be followed by a traditional &NAME , which you are very welcome to even if you 're not coming to the hall itself . This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: College &NAME &NAME The next meeting of the College Tutorial Committee is Monday 10th &NAME . This means that if anyone wishes to submit an application for a maintenance bursary they should complete a form ( obtainable from me ) and meet with their tutor to discuss the matter well before that date . The deadline for completing the forms is Wednesday 5th &NAME . YOU MUST HAVE &NAME WITH YOUR TUTOR BEFORE 5TH FEBRUARY . 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If you need help with the correct configuration of your computer , please contact the Student Computer Officers in the first instance , &EMAIL Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME IT Manager , &NAME College , &NAME &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME Forthcoming Events from your &NAME : * * FIRST FORMAL HALL BACK AFTER THE NEW YEAR * * Thursday 23rd January - &NUM for &NUM p.m. Drinks will be served in the &NAME . We 'll move onto the Hall at &NUM for Dinner at &NUM p.m. This is the first one back after the break so please come along and bring guests ! Book as usual using the computer in the &NAME " Lodge - remember that you need to do this before &NUM p.m. on Tuesday ! * * WELCOME BACK PARTY * * Saturday 25th January - &NUM " til late As a reward for all our hard academic work it is only fitting that we have a party to celebrate our collective genius . &SMILEY Hence , all welcome to the &NAME on the 25th at &NUM p.m. for our first &NAME party of &NUM . Refreshments will be provided - but feel free to bring along a bottle or &NUM ! Guests are very welcome ; however , please bring a bottle if you are bringing a guest ! * * BURNS " NIGHT DINNER & &NAME * * Thursday 30th January - &NUM for &NUM p.m. In celebration of this much-loved Scottish Bard all are welcomed to attend our ( slightly late ) &NAME " &NAME Dinner on the 30th . The usual reception in the &NAME will be followed by a special Formal Hall with traditional &NAME " Night fare . This will be followed by a &NAME ( Traditional Scottish Dance ) . This is led by a " caller " , so there is no need to worry if you are unfamiliar with Scottish Dancing as the steps will be gone through prior to each dance . This will be a great evening so bring along guests , and your dancing shoes ! Any of you who have been to a &NAME before will know how much fun it is , and if you are unfamiliar then do n't worry - this is a guaranteed good night with plenty of opportunity to laugh at yourself and others ! Tickets can be purchased in the usually way from the Porters lodge . The cost of Pounds &NUM includes a Dram of Whiskey to toast the night . As usual , tickets must be purchased from the machine in the &NAME " lodge before &NUM p.m. on Tuesday 28th December . Please join us for as many of the above activities as you can - looking forward to seeing you ! ! &NAME and &NAME &NAME Social Secretaries &NAME &NAME This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Poetry &NAME on 10th March TO ALL STAFF AND STUDENTS FROM &NAME &NAME &NAME We at &NAME have the rare privilege of having &NUM poets amongst us - &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME . They have both very kindly agreed to read from their poetry on Monday the 10th of March . The time is &NUM , the venue is to be fixed after we have some idea about possible numbers . I very much hope that students , Fellows and interested members of Staff will take advantage of this opportunity and join us that evening . It is hoped that some of our own undergraduates / graduates - and not just English Literature students - will want to come and perhaps read a few poems of their own . And indeed if there is hidden poetic talent in the Fellowship or among the Staff , this is the chance to treat us to it ! I would be grateful if those interested in reading poems could email me at &EMAIL . And if you could RSVP anyway re . whether you might be able to attend . This is not , and need not be , set in stone . We just need to have a sense of how many people , roughly , to expect , so that we can arrange an appropriate venue . &NAME &NAME &NAME and Director of Studies in &NAME &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME Master 's Secretary &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM International : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM International : &NUM &NUM &NUM This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: REMINDER ! ! College Book Club To all staff , students , Fellows:- &NAME College Book Club We have decided to explore the work of another &NAME Prize winner for our next meeting : &NAME &NAME . We will be discussing his &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Walk , &NAME of &NAME and &NAME Street ) but if you would rather concentrate on just &NUM , the focus will be &NAME Street . We do hope you 'll be there : the &NAME Room , &NUM January &NUM . &NUM pm . &NAME reading ! &NAME &NAME Institute of Criminology , &NAME College , &NUM &NAME Road , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME / &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME Master 's Secretary &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM International : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM International : &NUM &NUM &NUM This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Opportunity to study and travel in &NAME - &NUM / &NUM Opportunity for &NAME students to study and travel in &NAME &NUM / &NUM The College has received an invitation to send a number of students to &NAME University of Economics for the academic year &NUM / &NUM . &NAME is a private university situated in &NAME , on the island of &NAME , &NAME . This is a generous offer as &NAME will provide each student with return air fare , free accommodation , &NUM hours a day of Japanese language instruction , all meals and excursions within &NAME . Students will also have the opportunity to earn money through teaching English . Please see below for a brief summary of the scheme . This offer is open to undergraduate and graduate members of the College who are due to complete their course of study and graduate this summer ( ie summer &NUM ) . The offer does not extend to students who will not graduate this summer . If you are interested in this scheme there will be an opportunity to ask the &NAME and Dr &NAME questions on Thursday &NUM January at 7.00pm in the &NAME &NAME Room . You are encouraged to attend : this is a remarkably generous offer ! Students who are selected for places at &NAME University of Economics will be expected to stay there between September &NUM and July &NUM . Selection will be made by the Tutorial Committee . Any eligible person wishing to apply for a place should send a written application to the Senior Tutor to arrive no later than &NUM noon on Wednesday &NUM &NAME &NUM . Applications should include a full cv and a personal statement , in not more than &NUM words , giving the reason why you wish to travel to &NAME and what you hope to gain from the experience . &CHAR brief summary of the scheme : * Up to &NUM students a year ( &NUM from &NAME , &NUM from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME ) * Air fares paid by &NAME ( details of flights and visa requirements to follow ) . However , these have to be repaid in full by the student if the student leaves the scheme before Christmas , and &NUM repaid if the student leaves before &NAME . * Accommodation provided at no cost to students in individual rooms , each with en-suite bathrooms and small but well-equipped kitchens , in the new building . * Free use of computer facilities . Computers will be installed on the top floor of the building which will be reserved for foreign students , and includes a lounge area and Sky TV ( &NAME &NAME , Premier League Football etc ) . All other facilities in the new building ( such as table tennis , billiards , karaoke ) will be available for use and free of charge . * Students eat for free in cafeterias in either the dormitory or university . * Access without charge to all university sporting / library facilities e.g. tennis courts , swimming pool , gym and students may join any sporting clubs . * Tuition in Japanese language . This is envisaged as being either &NUM or &NUM hours a day , with that amount of time again being spent by students in preparation for the following day 's lessons . This conducted by qualified teachers of Japanese . Upon completion of the course the level of students " Japanese ability will be Level &NUM of the Japanese Proficiency &NAME , which is the level demanded by London-based recruitment agencies specialising in Japanese-speaking staff . * Lectures in various aspects of Japanese culture , history , politics etc. * There will be staff fluent in both Japanese and English on hand &NUM hours a day in the event of a problem , medical or otherwise for which a Japanese-speaking person is necessary . * Trips to various places of cultural and scenic interest are also planned , but details have not been discussed yet as to destinations . These will tie in with the content of the lectures mentioned above . * For none of the above will any students incur any cost whatsoever . * &NAME to run from September to July . There is no reason why any student who wishes to stay on a little longer or arrive earlier cannot do so . It is not offically part of the scheme but worth noting that evenings will be free and work teaching English privately is readily available and quite lucrative with &NUM pounds an hour being a rock-bottom rate , and &NUM to &NUM being more common . This is English conversation , so no knowledge of Japanese is necessary , or in fact any English teaching qualifications or experience . &NUM or &NUM hours of work a week nets &NUM to &NUM hunderd pounds a month , and most students work more hours than that . In these days of student loans this will be a boon to any impecunious student , especially as no tax is payable in &NAME for &NAME citizens for the first &NUM years of residence . This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Theatre visit - Saturday 18th January The &NAME &NAME is organising a theatre visit to see What The Night Is For at the &NAME Theatre in the &NAME &NAME on Saturday 18th January at 3pm . &NUM once-were-lovers , both now married , meet again &NUM years later in a hotel room - the result - one passionate night of honesty and deceit , hope and regret . Uncompromising in its attitude towards modern marriage and infidelity , What The Night Is For directly addresses the question : is the person you are with the right one ? Or are they still out there , living another life ? &NAME &NAME ( The House of Mirth and The &NAME ) makes her &NAME &NAME stage debut alongside &NAME &NAME ( &NUM &NAME Award for &NAME &NAME - Privates on Parade and &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) in What The Night Is For , a new play by the American writer &NAME &NAME . There will be &NUM tickets fully subsidized by the &NAME allocated on a first come first served basis , so be quick ! Email &NAME with ticket requests . We will be meeting at &NAME station at midday to catch the &NUM train . Please ensure you bring a form of student &NAME , ( otherwise you will not be able to get your ticket ) . This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: [ &NAME # &NUM ] &NAME grad computer room out of paper [ &EMAIL - &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ] : Hi , the printer in the graduate computer room ran out of paper . It would be great to have &NUM or &NUM new packs of paper ( its essay dead-line ) . &NAME &NAME The printer is now re-stocked . &NAME &NAME IT Officer &NAME College , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME closure TO POSTGRADUATES LIVING IN COLLEGE HOUSES AND &NAME ROAD ( EXCLUDING MASTERS &NAME ) Dear All If you are living in a college house and are likely to be in the property during the time the College is officially closed , which is from midday on Tuesday &NUM &NAME until &NUM am on Thursday &NUM &NAME &NUM , could you please let me know ( &CHAR ) so that we are aware of your presence for fire and safety regulations and ( &CHAR ) so that I can forward you a mobile no. to ring in case of a maintenance emergency TO ALL THOSE LIVING AT MASTERS &NAME Normal emergency nos. will apply over the &NAME period &NAME greetings ! from &NAME - Accommodation Secretary This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME photographs For all who have ordered &NAME &NAME : They have arrived and are being kept in the College Office , on &CHAR staircase , 1st floor , and can be collected from &NAME Free . This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: TONIGHT IN &NAME &NAME ! - REMINDER TONIGHT IN &NAME &NAME ! Make sure you do n't miss out on the : " &NAME " Friday , &NUM December &NUM &NUM 30pm in the &NAME Free for &NAME members . Guests are welcome but should bring a bottle of wine . After the great succes in the last &NUM years we decided to have a " &NAME " again this year before Christmas . The &NAME is a German tradition for Christmas time , similar to mulled wine but of course much better ( and much more alcoholic ) . It 's red wine with spices and oranges in it , heated up and put on a small stove . Then a " &NAME " , a special metal device , is put on top of the pot with a sugar cone on it . The sugar cone is soaked in &NUM proof rum and set alight . The sugar caramelises and drops into the wine . Normally the procedure takes around &NUM minutes or so during which the whole pot is on fire . The result is delicious , it looks great , and most of all it 's fun and quite effective ... &SMILEY Of course we have enough stock to make several pots of it ... So prepare for a great party ! This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : Your computer is not responding to pings Hi &NAME , Thanks a lot - I do indeed get the pongs . Yours , &NAME &NAME IT Officer , &NAME College , &NAME . On Friday &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM , you wrote : Hi I added the following hosts to my trusted zone : &NAME / &NUM &WEBSITE &NAME / &NUM &NAME / &NUM Hope you will get the PONGs now . &NAME regards , &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Your computer is not responding to pings We have detected that your computer is not responding to pings while it is actively connected to the network . This is probably because the use of some firewall software . Whilst we encourage the use of a personal firewall , it is mandatory that it be configured to allow the normal response to pings ( &NAME &NAME &NAME ) from the following hosts / ranges : &NAME / &NUM &WEBSITE &NAME / &NUM &NAME / &NUM This is explained in greater detail in the following notice from the University 's IT &NAME : &WEBSITE Please correct the configuration of your computer . If you require help with this , please contact &EMAIL . There is also some on-line advice at &WEBSITE Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME IT Officer , &NAME College , &NAME . SUBJECT: College closing at Christmas REMINDER THIS MESSAGE IS ONLY FOR THOSE LIVING IN A COLLEGE ROOM ( &NAME ON THE MAIN COLLEGE SITE ) ROOMS AT THE GROVE &NAME - H26 K21 - K27 P27 Q21 , &NAME AND &NAME IT DOES NOT APPLY TO THOSE IN OUTSIDE COLLEGE HOUSES . NEW MESSAGE Please contact &NAME with your Christmas room requirements by 9.00am Thursday 12th December . Rooms are filling up fast , and it is vital that we know who else will need one . PREVIOUS MESSAGE You will already have received an email note from the &NAME &NAME to say that there will be no access through College during the Christmas period &NUM 00am on 24th December to 2nd January &NUM . This does means that during this period you will not be able to have access to your College room . Most students prefer to spend this time with family or friends . However , if you do need to have College accommodation , we can arrange for you to move temporarily to a guest room . If you need a College guest room for the period between 24th &NAME to 2nd &NAME then please contact &NAME &NAME , so that she can arrange this ( &EMAIL ) . If you do not contact her , she will presume that you plan to be away from &NAME over the Christmas period . Thank you . &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Book Club To all staff , students , Fellows:- &NAME College Book Club We have decided to explore the work of another &NAME Prize winner for our next meeting : &NAME &NAME . We will be discussing his &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Walk , &NAME of &NAME and &NAME Street ) but if you would rather concentrate on just &NUM , the focus will be &NAME Street . We do hope you 'll be there : the &NAME Room , &NUM January &NUM . &NUM pm . &NAME reading ! &NAME &NAME Institute of Criminology , &NAME College , &NUM &NAME Road , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME / &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME Master 's Secretary &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM International : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM International : &NUM &NUM &NUM This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME Christmas Announcements Christmas College , &NAME &NAME 3D3D3D Will you be staying in &NAME for some of the vacation ? If so , you might be interested in " Christmas College , &NAME " . No , not a new college discovered beyond &NAME , but the society organising a range of social events over the Christmas break , from &NAME Snowballs to indoor skiing . For more details , please see : Christmas College , &NAME &WEBSITE / Thanks for reading ! 09Friday 13th December 0909Christmas Party 090909Ramsay &NAME 09090909Magdalene College 09DJ from 9pm 09Bar " til 1am Come along to dance away the cold and enjoy Christmas festivities with your friends ! Entrance £ &NUM This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME in the &NAME , Friday &NUM December , 8.30pm " &NAME " Friday , &NUM December &NUM &NUM 30pm in the &NAME Free for &NAME members . Guests are welcome but should bring a bottle of wine . After the great succes in the last &NUM years we decided to have a " &NAME " again this year before Christmas . The &NAME is a German tradition for Christmas time , similar to mulled wine but of course much better ( and much more alcoholic ) . It 's red wine with spices and oranges in it , heated up and put on a small stove . Then a " &NAME " , a special metal device , is put on top of the pot with a sugar cone on it . The sugar cone is soaked in &NUM proof rum and set alight . The sugar caramelises and drops into the wine . Normally the procedure takes around &NUM minutes or so during which the whole pot is on fire . The result is delicious , it looks great , and most of all it 's fun and quite effective ... &SMILEY Of course we have enough stock to make several pots of it ... So prepare for a great party ! This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME this gets your taste buds working ! ! Thank you to all those who confirmed in time , will be great to see so many of you there ! &NAME and &NAME Social Secretaries &NAME &NAME Menu for &NAME Christmas Dinner Smoked Salmon and &NAME &NAME au vert &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME Supreme of &NAME with Chestnut Stuffing and &NAME and &NAME &NAME Chateau &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Pudding with &NAME &NAME &NAME Coffee with Mince Pies and College &NAME &NAME ; &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , served with Tomato and &NAME &NAME Usual drinks package This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NUM December &NAME &NAME TABLE & GRADUATE LECTURE This is a final reminder about Thursday 's &NAME Table . If you want tickets , please book in the &NAME " lodge as soon as possible and no later than &NUM p.m. on Tuesday . The lecture will be preceded at &NUM p.m. by a Graduate Lecture by &NAME &NAME : " Like white light through a glass prism : &NAME , Meaning and English Renaissance Poetry " All welcome , whether or not you 're attending formal hall . &NAME &NAME DINNER - DEADLINE APPROACHING If you would like to attend the _free_ &NAME &NAME DINNER on Monday 9th December and have n't already booked a place , please e-mail &NAME &NAME as soon as possible - mailto : &EMAIL . There will be a &NAME and a late bar ! This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : Graduate Christmas Dinner , 9th December Noted , thank you . &NAME At &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : To : &NAME &NAME &NAME I shall be attending the Graduate Christmas Dinner on Monday 9th December &NUM . &CHAR Vegetarian meal is not required . Regards , &NAME &NAME &NAME ( /blockquote) ( /x-html ) SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NUM November GRADUATE LECTURE : &NAME 5th &NAME - &NUM p.m. Next Thursday , &NAME &NAME , graduate student at &NAME College will give a graduate lecture in the &NAME Room : " Like white light through a glass prism : &NAME , Meaning and English Renaissance Poetry " All very welcome . There will be a formal hall afterwards . ( You 'll need to book for this before Tuesday lunchtime . ) NOTICE ABOUT FORMAL HALLS It has come to our attention that some graduate students have not come to formal halls , because they thought they could only come to one a year / term . This only applies to the special " High Table dinners " ( which are free ) Graduate students are always welcome to formal hall , particularly the fortnightly " &NAME Tables " for graduate students only . " &NAME Tables " are subsidised to make them relatively cheap - Pounds &NUM per head - and there are drinks before and after the meal . ( " &NAME Table " is an historical term dating back to the time when all first degrees where BA 's. &NAME 's, &NAME 's, etc. , are of course equally welcome . ) Do n't forget the * free * &NAME Christmas Dinner on Monday 9th December . To book , please e-mail &NAME &NAME - mailto : &EMAIL - as soon as possible . There will be a &NAME , dancing , and a late bar - hope you can come . This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NUM November Graduate Christmas Dinner - Monday 9th December . This event is FREE for all &NAME members ( £ &NUM for guests , limit of &NUM gues &CHAR per person which can go on host graduates college account ) . &NUM 10pm - &NAME &NAME in &NAME Room &NUM 30pm - Waiter-served Dinner in &NAME ( Menu will follow ) &NAME : &NAME Tie / Lounge suit - appropriate evening wear for ladies . Please reply to &NAME &NAME at &EMAIL confirming your invitation with indications of whether a vegetarian / special diet will be required . Replies must be made by 4pm on 4th of December at the very LATEST . Would be great to see you ALL there ! ! ! ! &NAME and &NAME &NAME Social Secretaries &NAME College &NAME AND &NAME CARDS THURSDAY 28th &NAME - &NUM : &NAME - &NUM : &NUM ( during the &NAME ) and &NUM : &NAME - &NUM : &NUM I will be giving them out before Dr &NAME 's lecture and after the Formal &NAME this Thursday in the &NAME . Because &NAME affiliates to the &NAME ( &NAME &NAME of Students ) , all its members can obtain &NAME &NAME , giving a wide range of discounts across the country and providing convenient proof of student status . I can provide you with a blank &NAME Card , for you to fill out your &WEBSITE photograph of yourself ( i.e passport photo sized ) . This will then be stamped with the College stamp to act as proof of identity . &NAME Discount Cards , will also be handed out along with your &NAME / &NAME Card , which entitle you to a range of student discounts in a number of high street shops . An example of the discounts your &NAME cards brings : &NUM discount in &NAME , &NAME and TopMan stores . This will be the last chance this term ! &NAME &NAME External Sports Officer &NAME College &NAME This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : College letters Nothing deliberate ! ! ! - I can change to &NAME as intended ! The letters are now on their way to you . &NAME At &NUM : &NUM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Dear &NAME Thanks for the draft . I think it is fine the way you stated it . Just &NUM question : Do you deliberately write " German " instead of " &NAME " ( in the place-of-birth line ) ? My nationality is " German " , indeed , though German nationality does not depend on place of birth ( unlike some other citizenships ) . I think it should be ok simply to write " &NAME " . &NAME &NAME - -On &NAME , &NUM . November &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Dear &NAME I have drafted a letter for you to satisfy the authorities in &NAME . The text is as follows - please confirm that is says all that you require . I will then print &NUM copies as requested . &NAME &NUM November , &NUM To Whom It &NAME &NAME : Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME date and place of birth - &NUM / March / &NUM - &NAME , German This is to confirm that &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME is a full time student at &NAME College in the University of &NAME ( UK ) . &NAME &NAME is studying for a &NAME &NAME ( in &NAME ) . He matriculated and began this course on 1st October &NUM and is expected to graduate in the summer of &NUM . If I can be of any further help please do let me know . &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) &NAME &NAME " Office &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME letters Dear &NAME I have drafted a letter for you to satisfy the authorities in &NAME . The text is as follows - please confirm that is says all that you require . I will then print &NUM copies as requested . &NAME &NUM November , &NUM To Whom It &NAME &NAME : Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME date and place of birth - &NUM / March / &NUM - &NAME , German This is to confirm that &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME is a full time student at &NAME College in the University of &NAME ( UK ) . &NAME &NAME is studying for a &NAME &NAME ( in &NAME ) . He matriculated and began this course on 1st October &NUM and is expected to graduate in the summer of &NUM . If I can be of any further help please do let me know . &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) &NAME &NAME " Office &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : Acknowledging my &NAME course Dear &NAME I can do the letters for you ( &CHAR &NUM ) . I will send them to you pigeon hole when ready ( hopefully later today ) &NAME Free At &NUM : &NUM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Dear &NAME some authorities in &NAME ask me to send in a letter of confirmation proving that I am currently studying at a university abroad . As I guess that you are my first contact person in matters like these , may I please ask you to issue &NUM copies of a letter acknowledging that ... &NAME &NAME &NAME , born on &NUM March &NUM in &NAME / &NAME , is matriculated at the University of &NAME , &NAME Kingdom , for an &NAME &NAME . degree in Linguistics in the academic year &NUM / &NUM ( commencing in October &NUM ) . Any information may be added or omitted according to common practice . Once the letter is ready to be picked up , I could come and fetch it from your office or you could pigeonhole me . If I should contact another person in this issue or if you need some additional information to finalise the letter , please e-mail me . Thanks a lot &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NUM November This is a reminder of Thursday 's talk by Dr &NAME : &NUM p.m. in the &NAME Room , &NAME College . Do n't forget that the talk is followed by a FORMAL HALL . If you 'd like to come to this , please book in the &NAME " Lodge before &NUM p.m. on Tuesday . There will also be a GRADUATE LECTURE ( and formal hall ) on Thursday 5th December . Details to follow soon . " PLAYING IN THE SAND : PROCESSING GRANULAR SOLIDS " &CHAR talk by Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME Lecturer in Chemical Engineering and Senior Tutor at &NAME College Thursday 28th November - &NUM p.m. The &NAME Room , &NAME College &NAME &NAME read Mathematics at &NAME , and then earned a PhD for his work on quarks in DAMPT with &NAME &NAME . He subsequently undertook postdoctoral research on theoretical high energy physics at the &NAME &NAME ( UK ) , University of &NAME ( &NAME ) and &NAME . He has been a chemical engineer for nearly &NUM years ; as well as granular materials , he has worked on heat transfer and fluid mechanics , and has a publication in the Journal of the Institute of Brewing . He has also been a Visiting Academic at &NAME University ( &NAME ) , for a year . Dr &NAME has been at &NAME since &NUM , during which time he has been Safety Officer , &NAME , &NAME &NAME and Senior Tutor . He is married ( to a teacher ) and has &NUM children ( an environmental hydrogeologist and barman ) . This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Fwd : Fire &NAME &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 22th November &NUM Dear College Bedroom / Property Resident , The Fire Brigade has now decided to hold a 8-day strike from today Friday 22nd November from &NUM until &NAME 30th November &NUM In the event of the alarms sounding please remember to evacuate the building immediately and do not re-enter your staircase / residence until informed that it is safe to do so . The College will now be required to contact the emergency services , previously an automatic dial up system informed the Fire Brigade , but during the strike this will not be responded to . Individuals in College properties will still need to personally contact the fire brigade . The appliances that will be sent will take much longer to respond and the fire fighters that arrive will not be familiar with the College grounds / Location of your property . Please take care to ensure that no false alarms occur and I would urge you to make sure you are totally familiar with the Colleges Fire and College Property Evacuation Procedure . The majority of our false alarms have been caused by food being cooked and left unattended , when cooking ( this includes toasting ) please stay in your &NAME room until all cooking appliances have been turned off . If you smell smoke or feel there is a fire , do not investigate , sound the alarms immediately whilst evacuating . As a extra precautionary measure the College has &NAME in place a system of extra duty cover for out of hour periods to assist the Porters . I hope that the above is self-explanatory but if you require any further information please do not hesitate to contact me . Yours faithfully &NAME &NAME Manciple &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME College &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME There have been &NUM recent reports of attacks in the street on individuals and also , several reports of a man in the &NAME garage area acting in an aggressive manner . Like any city , &NAME can be dangerous , particularly at night . Please be careful . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Warning Message Re : Attack on Female in &NAME Road &NAME ( Fwd ) ( Fwd ) ( Fwd ) Dear All Information has been received that at approximately 10.30pm on Tuesday 19th November &NUM a female student who was cycling in &NAME Road &NAME was approached and assaulted by a male person with a knife . The male person ran off when disturbed bu another cyclist . The motive for the attack is unknown , and there is no description of offender as yet . In the knowledge of recent serious attacks on females in the home counties it is felt that this incident should be brought to your attention . This message is not meant to be alarmist but to make you be aware for yourself and others as you travel about the City . If we are able to gather any further useful information regarding this incident we will circulate it to all . Please bring this email to the attention of those who do not have the facility . Thank you for your help . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME ( Mrs. ) Senior Secretary Departments of Italian and Other &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM e-mail : &EMAIL web : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( Fwd ) ( Fwd ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Hall at &NAME To celebrate a rollercoaster term of Syntax and &NAME , the &NAME linguists would like to invite all tripos students and supervisors to a dinner at &NAME to be held in Week &NUM . At the moment I am trying to get a feel for which days would be best for everyone . In order to do this , could you please reply to this mail stating which of the following days would be good for you : Thursday 28th Friday 29th Monday 2nd Tuesday 3rd Wednesday 4th Once we have a consensus , I will e-mail everybody with specific details . Looking forward to a good evening . &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: University &NAME Applications 18th November &NUM To : All &NAME ( &NAME ) graduate students From : &NAME Free This is the final reminder to anyone who wishes to apply to the University &NAME ( formerly &NAME ) Fund for financial support . The closing date is 1st December . ( by this date forms should be completed and countersigned by you Tutor and then posted - by Tutorial office - to &NAME University offices . ) . The funds are applied on a means-tested basis and take into account your income and outgoings . They have the capability of being quite generous ( between &NUM and &NUM pounds ) . Next round will be 1st March . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Forthcoming Music Events Just a reminder that this Friday sees the first College orchestral concert for the year , and , appropriately enough , it 's also &NAME &NAME 's Day . &NUM pm Friday 22nd November College Dining Hall &NAME : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME no. &NUM " Wachet Auf " &NAME &NAME Concerto No. &NUM in A minor Soloist : &NAME &NAME ( " cellist of the &NAME . String Quartet ) &NAME Symphony No. &NUM Orchestra Led by the &NAME String Quartet Tickets available at the door . £ 5/£ &NUM The Sunday Recital Series continues as normal on the 24th . This Sunday , a seasonal offering of excerpts from &NAME 's " &NAME " . &NUM pm , College Chapel . &NAME Free . This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Lecture by Dr &NAME &NAME - Thursday 28th November ( Fwd ) By invitation of &NAME College &NAME " PLAYING IN THE SAND : PROCESSING GRANULAR SOLIDS " Dr. &NAME &NAME Senior Lecturer in Chemical Engineering , & Senior Tutor , &NAME College Thursday 28th November &NUM p.m. The &NAME Room , &NAME College ALL WELCOME The talk will be followed by a B.A. Table Reception in the &NAME from &NUM p.m. followed by dinner in hall at &NUM p.m. ( Book in the &NAME " lodge by &NUM p.m. on Tuesday 26th November ) This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NUM November GRADUATE LECTURE - 6th &NAME &NUM Following a not-quite-so-last-minute postponement , we are urgently looking for a graduate student to give a talk on his / her research on Thursday 6th December . Could you do this ? &CHAR typical talk would last &NUM minutes . If so , please e-mail &NAME &NAME - mailto : &EMAIL - as soon as possible . Thanks ! This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Message from the Senior Tutor We have just received a report of a suspected spiking of a drink at a night club in &NAME . Please be vigilant . This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NUM November Dear all , Half of the places for the cheese and wine tasting on Saturday are now taken . The following people have signed up : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 's &NAME &NAME &NAME myself Only &NAME and &NAME have paid so far . Could the others please leave cheques in my pigeonhole asap ( made payable to " &NAME College &NAME " ) . There are still some places left . IF ANYONE ELSE WOULD LIKE TO SIGN UP , COULD YOU PLEASE DO SO BY E-MAILING ME AT &EMAIL BY TOMORROW LUNCHTIME AT THE LATEST . All the best , Roman GRADUATES " PHOTOGRAPH The deadline for getting a copy of the graduates " photograph has been extended to Wednesday 20th November . This is the FINAL deadline . The proofs for the photograph are in the &NAME . If you have lost your form , there are a few copies on the table below the &NAME noticeboard . EXCHANGE HALL AT &NAME COLLEGE - &NAME , &NUM &NAME SIGN UP BEFORE &NAME , &NUM &NAME , 4PM &NAME &NAME has been invited to a formal hall at &NAME College on Thursday , &NUM November . Dinner is £ &NUM for guests , including &NUM course meal , port & sherry beforehand , whiskey & coffee & port afterwards . You can bring your own wine but there 's no corkage . &NAME &NAME members do not have to wear a gown for this occasion . &NAME starts at &NAME preceeded by &NAME beforehand at 6.50pm . Please sign in before Monday &NAME by emailing &NAME &NAME under &EMAIL also stating any dietary requirements . Please note that places will be limited and there is a first come first serve policy . Therefore : Email &NAME as soon as possible . Please bring a cheque with you about £ &NUM on the night , made payable to &NAME College &NAME . &NAME College is around &NUM min walk away from &NAME College . Anyone who is interested can meet on Thursday at 6.30pm at &NAME College &NAME 's lodge to share a taxi . Please mention in your email if you are interested in this since we have to book taxis beforehand . &NAME to see you all there next week ! Cheers , &NAME This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME Language &NAME I have been asked by the University for details of students who are native speakers of a language other than English . Therefore , if this applies to you , I would be grateful for your name and the language you are a native speaker in. Thanks &NAME This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear All Please note that fairy lights must not be used in College bedroom windows , bedrooms or corridors . All types of uncovered light bulbs can constitute a fire hazard ! Regards &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME College &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME College &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME for Rights TO ALL Just to remind you that the first lunch time meeting of the &NAME College &NAME for Rights will be held in the &NAME &NAME Room today , from &NUM - &NUM pm , when Professor &NAME &NAME will be speaking on 'Sexual Rights and Family Forms " . &NAME to see you there ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Master 's Secretary &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM International : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM International : &NUM &NUM &NUM This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Please &NAME Fire Letter 13th November &NUM Dear College Bedroom / Property Resident , The Fire Brigade has now decided to hold a 48-hour strike from &NUM today Wednesday 13th November until Friday 15th November &NUM In the event of the alarms sounding please remember to evacuate the building immediately and do not re-enter your staircase / residence until informed that it is safe to do so . The College will now be required to contact the emergency services , previously an automatic dial up system informed the Fire Brigade , but during the strike this will not be responded to . &NAME in College properties will still need to personally contact the fire brigade . The appliances that will be sent will take much longer to respond and the fire fighters that arrive will not be familiar with the College grounds / Location of your property . Please take care to ensure that no false alarms occur and I would urge you to make sure you are totally familiar with the Colleges Fire and College Property Evacuation Procedure . The majority of our false alarms have been caused by food being cooked and left unattended , when cooking ( this includes toasting ) please stay in your &NAME room until all cooking appliances have been turned off . If you smell smoke or feel there is a fire , do not investigate , sound the alarms immediately whilst evacuating . As a extra precautionary measure the College has &NAME in place a system of extra duty cover for out of hour periods to assist the Porters . I hope that the above is self-explanatory but if you require any further information please do not hesitate to contact me . Yours faithfully &NAME &NAME Manciple &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME College &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME College &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . 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( above the &NUM &NAME Pub ) The &NAME Office number is &NUM and tickets are £ 39/£ &NUM &NAME this is of some interest to you and we would be delighted to see you there . Do you &NAME ! ? The &NAME &NAME ! Search - Faster . Easier . &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME Carew Graduate Studies Office 46aculty of Modern & &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM , fax : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Fwd : Monday , &NUM April - talk on Russian pop music Envelope-to : &EMAIL From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &NAME Carew ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Monday , &NUM April - talk on Russian pop music Date : &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE ] Status : Dear &NAME , Would it be possible to forward this to all the postgrads ? Thank you very much . &NAME &NAME Professor &NAME &NAME , &NAME " Russian &NAME &NAME Duo " ? The Odd Provenance of &NAME . Talk to be held on Monday , &NUM April at &NUM am . 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With best wishes , &NAME &NAME : &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Subject : pragmatics reading group Dear all , At the next pragmatics reading group , on Tuesday April &NUM , at &NUM pm , I 'll give a brief introduction to : &NAME &NAME , &NUM , " The unreality of time " , &NAME &NUM , reprinted in &NAME &NAME , &NUM , Philosophical Studies , &NAME : &NAME , pp. &NUM . and we 'll be discussing : &NAME &NAME , &NUM , &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME , &ORG Press , pp. &NUM ( Introduction ) and &NUM ( Chapter &NUM : The &NAME &NAME ) . I now have both &NAME ( &NAME and &NAME ( &NUM ) from the UL . Please email me if you 'd like copies of the relevant chapters , including in your message your name , college , and the chapters that you 'd like to have . &NAME : &NAME 's office ( &NAME East Room &CHAR , &NAME College ) With best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: graduate centre The orals are finished now . It 's yours again . &NAME &NAME Carew Graduate Studies Office Faculty of Modern & &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM , fax : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: closure of &NAME &NAME on &NUM April Dear All The &NAME &NAME will be closed all day on Tuesday 22nd April , as it is being used for oral examinations . Back to normal on Wednesday 23rd . best wishes &NAME &NAME Carew Graduate Studies Office Faculty of Modern & &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM , fax : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: First Annual &NAME &NAME &NAME - &NUM April &NUM You are cordially invited to attend The first Annual &NAME &NAME &NAME THE SE&ORGIC LANGUAGES OF EASTERN &NAME by Professor &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NUM 00pm , Wednesday &NUM April , &NUM Room &NAME , Faculty of Classics , &NAME Avenue Followed by a reception at the Faculty of Oriental Studies RSVP : &NAME &NAME , Faculty of Oriental Studies , &NAME Avenue , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : &NAME to discuss &NAME umlaut Hi &NAME , I am free any time of the week . So , please tell me when to come and I will be there . &NAME - let 's meet at 3pm on Tuesday . - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME talk ( Fwd ) Dear Colleague Senior members and graduate students in your Faculty or Department may be interested to know that as part of &NAME 's forthcoming Biographical Knowledge conference , there will be a special screening of the film " In From the &NAME " on Tuesday 1st April at 8pm in the &NAME Theatre , &NAME . The director , &NAME &NAME will be present and plans to give an introductory talk prior to the screening . The event is free and seats will be available on a first-come , first-served basis . We would be very grateful if you would circulate this notice to the relevant email lists . Further information about the conference and about &NAME &NAME is available from the following links : Biographical Knowledge : &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE Thanks . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and Publicity Secretary &NAME for Research in the Arts , Social Sciences , and Humanities ( &NAME ) University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: notice for graduate students ( Fwd ) Dear Colleague &NAME has received a number of requests from &NAME &NAME interested in attending our forthcoming conferences on ? Biographical Knowledge ? and ? The Organization of Knowledge ? . We would be very grateful if you would circulate the notice below to graduate students in your Department or Faculty in case there are any more who would like to attend . We do have a special student rate for them and would like to encourage as many as are interested to attend . With many thanks for your assistance . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and Publicity Secretary &NAME for Research in the Arts , Social Sciences , and Humanities ( &NAME ) University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &WEBSITE &NAME for Research in the Arts , Social Sciences , and Humanities ( &NAME ) Forthcoming Conferences &NAME will shortly be holding &NUM conferences in relation to its current theme ? The Organization of Knowledge ? . A number of graduate students have already expressed an interest in attending these conferences and in the light of these requests , &NAME is offering a special student rate of £ &NUM for each conference ( excluding lunches ) . Please note however that there are only limited places available now for the first conference on ? Biographical Knowledge ? . For further information , please contact &NAME &NAME ( email : &EMAIL ; &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM ) . &NUM ) Biographical Knowledge ( &NUM March - &NUM April &NUM ; &NAME , &NAME ) Conference sponsored by &NAME ( University of &NAME ) and the Getty Research Institute ( &NAME &NAME ) . This conference forms part of a larger programme of activities currently under way at the Getty Research Institute , whose theme for &NUM is Biography , and at &NAME , whose theme for &NUM is The Organization of Knowledge . Visiting Fellows from both institutions will be amongst those taking part in the conference , which also builds on a number of other recent and imminent events . These include the publication of the British &NAME 's volume , &NAME Lives : The Uses of Biography , edited by &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME University Press , &NUM ) ; the &NAME &NAME sessions on &NAME : The Human Bridge , organized by &NAME &NAME in October &NUM ; the one-day conference on Biography and Space , organized by &NAME &NAME , to be held at the &NAME &NAME , &NAME , on &NUM March &NUM ; and the forthcoming publication of The &NAME Dictionary of National Biography by &NAME University Press in &NUM . The conference will explore questions relating to biographical representation in various media and in various disciplinary fields . It will look critically and comparatively at different forms of national memorialization and collective biography , and different ways of fashioning the biographical narrative . &NAME : Professor &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) , Professor &NAME &NAME ( University of East &NAME ) , Professor &NAME &NAME ( Getty Research Institute ) . 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It will concentrate on &NUM main themes : the ordering of the archive ; knowledge communities ; and the convergence of knowledge . &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) , &NAME &NAME ( Institute for Advanced Study , &NAME ) , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME College , &NAME ) , &NAME &NAME ( Corpus &NAME College , &NAME ) Further information ( including programme and registration ) is available from the &NAME website at : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Fwd : Funding Opportunities : Arts , Humanities and Social Sciences ( Fwd ) Envelope-to : &EMAIL &NAME : Mon , &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Subject : Fwd : Funding Opportunities : Arts , Humanities and Social Sciences ( Fwd ) From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , Carew SiobhE1n ( &EMAIL ) , Slavonic Department ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Status : Dear All Professor &NAME has asked me to forward to you the following message for information . &NAME Dear All , The following information relates to funding opportunities that may be of interest to colleagues in your department . 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See &WEBSITE UK-NETHERLANDS PARTNERSHIP PROGRAMME IN SCIENCE COLLABORATIVE RESEARCH VISITS The British Council in the &NAME and the &NAME Organisation for Scientific Research invite applications under the &NAME partnerships programme in science . See &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME Professor of Spanish Golden-Age Literature Chair of the Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &EMAIL The Master 's &NAME &NAME and &NAME College &NAME &NAME 1TA &NAME Carew Graduate Studies Office 46aculty of Modern & &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM , fax : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Accommodation enquiries 31st March &NUM To : All graduate students of &NAME College . From : &NAME Free Subject : &NAME enquiries This is just to let you know that &NAME &NAME is unexpectedly away from College . This may be for a few days , or it may be all week . If you have any urgent accommodation enquiries please let me know and I will try to help . If you can wait until next week , please do so . Thank you &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Next year 's accommodation TO ALL POSTGRADUATES REQUIRING COLLEGE ACCOMMODATION FROM &NUM &NAME &NUM The graduate ballot for rooms is likely to take place towards the end of May . For anyone who is not familiar with the system , this is just to let you know that the graduate room ballot will be well publicised and details of available accommodation and ballot forms will be sent out nearer the time . Anyone who is in their first or second year of a PhD or has secured appropriate funding for continuing their studies by that time will be eligible to enter . ( we will need to have evidence that you have secured your funding if that is so ) . Accommodation contracts run from the beginning of October until the end of June ( &NUM weeks ) with the option of extending it up to &NUM weeks , until the end of September , if required . The bill you receive at the beginning of the &NAME term will be for &NUM weeks until the end of June . In early June , I will be contacting all who currently live in College accommodation to see who is likely to be staying in their room over the summer . Anyone staying on will receive an additional bill , after &NUM June , for the extra number of weeks they plan to stay . If your plans change and you either decide to stay longer or leave earlier than initially advised , please make sure that either myself , or &NAME &NAME in Accounts , are informed so that your student account can be adjusted accordingly . Your college bill must be cleared before you are allowed to graduate . Finally , as well as dealing with the allocation of accommodation , I am also the person who deals with degree ceremonies , so if you have any queries please do not hesitate to contact me . Some of you may plan to take your degree on &NUM July , even though the various &ORG approval may only take place a few days beforehand . If this is likely to happen in your case , please let me know well in advance so that I can provisionally enter your name in good time to meet the University deadlines . I can withdraw candidates at any time , but I cannot add names if the deadline has passed ! You cannot take your degree until &ORG have officially approved you , even if you have been told informally that you have passed . Tickets for guests attending the ceremony at the &NAME House are restricted to &NUM per graduand ( you do not need one yourself ) . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : Lunch , Part &NUM Hi everybody , If this timetable is not a joke , I would suggest we take the &NUM : &NUM bus to arrive at &NUM : &NUM . We can meet at &NAME &NAME bus station &NUM : 30-ish and go from there . Thoughts ? Suggestions ? I think that is a good idea , though I do n't know too much about the reliability of bus services in &NAME either . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Lunch , Part &NUM Hi y' all , You want to get the number &NUM : &WEBSITE .pdf First , can anyone more English than me tell me if these timetables are actually followed ? Or is it like the only English bus I know , the one that goes to the airport , where it comes when / if it pleases ( usually about an hour late ) ? If this timetable is not a joke , I would suggest we take the &NUM : &NUM bus to arrive at &NUM : &NUM . We can meet at &NAME &NAME bus station &NUM : 30-ish and go from there . Thoughts ? Suggestions ? &NAME Do you &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Platinum - Watch &NAME " &NAME March &NAME , live on your desktop ! &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Lunch , Part &NUM Dear &NAME in Phonology lunchgoers , It 's great you can all make it . Unfortunately , I ca n't pick you all up as my car wo n't hold &NUM people , and who would make you lunch ? The bus offers an effective alternative : timetables are online at : &WEBSITE You want to get the number &NUM : &WEBSITE .pdf They go pretty regularly . I suggest you travel en mass , if possible . When you get near &NAME , someone could call me on their cellphone , and I 'll come and meet you . I suggest you take the &NAME &NAME stop . &NAME &NAME is a big green patch in the middle of Waterbeach . If you have any problems , call me : &NUM . All the best , &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Fwd : &NAME &NAME &NAME Envelope-to : &EMAIL &NAME : &NAME , &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : " &EMAIL " ( &EMAIL ) Subject : &NAME &NAME talk Sender : &EMAIL Status : Dear Colleague Senior members and graduate students in your Faculty or Department may be interested to know that as part of &NAME 's forthcoming Biographical Knowledge conference , there will be a special screening of the film " In From the &NAME " on Tuesday 1st April at 8pm in the &NAME Theatre , &NAME . The director , &NAME &NAME will be present and plans to give an introductory talk prior to the screening . The event is free and seats will be available on a first-come , first-served basis . We would be very grateful if you would circulate this notice to the relevant email lists . Further information about the conference and about &NAME &NAME is available from the following links : Biographical Knowledge : &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE Thanks . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and Publicity Secretary &NAME for Research in the Arts , Social Sciences , and Humanities ( &NAME ) University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &WEBSITE &NAME Carew Graduate Studies Office Faculty of Modern & &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM , fax : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Lunch Dear &NAME in Phonology people , I invite you all to my house for lunch on Saturday the 29th of March ( this Saturday ) . &NAME : 12pm . My address : &NUM &NAME &NAME , &NAME ph . &NUM Depending on the number of people coming , I can pick you up from &NAME or there 's a regular bus service . I will drop everyone home , however . Please let me know whether you 'll be able to make it , and please remind me of any dietary restrictions . All the best , &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Fwd : &NAME FINAL REMINDER Envelope-to : &EMAIL &NAME : Wed , &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL cc : Professor &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : &NAME FINAL REMINDER Sender : &EMAIL Status : Dear all I am aware that you have seen this advertisement before but I just wanted to send a final reminder you and members for your faculty / school that there are still a few places left if you are interested in attending . CENTRE FOR RESEARCH IN THE ARTS , SOCIAL SCIENCES AND HUMANITIES ( &NAME ) ? FORTHCOMING CONFERENCES AND EVENTS &NAME is pleased to announce the following conferences and event . Full information is available from the &NAME 's website at : &WEBSITE contact &NAME on ( &NUM ) &NUM or &EMAIL for further details . &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ) Biographical Knowledge ( &NUM March-3 April ; &NAME ) Co-sponsored by &NAME ( University of &NAME ) and the Getty Research Institute ( &NAME &NAME ) . This conference forms part of a larger programme of activities currently under way at the Getty Research Institute , whose theme for &NUM is Biography , and at &NAME , whose theme for &NUM is The Organization of Knowledge . The conference will explore questions relating to biographical representation in various media and in various disciplinary fields . &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) , &NAME &NAME ( University of East &NAME ) and &NAME &NAME ( Getty Research Institute ) . &NUM ) The Organization of Knowledge ( &NUM April ; Corpus &NAME College ) Sponsored by &NAME . This conference will be the culmination of a series of activities arranged by &NAME in relation to its current theme , The Organization of Knowledge . It will concentrate on &NUM main themes : the ordering of the archive ; knowledge communities ; and the convergence of knowledge . &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) , &NAME &NAME ( Institute for Advanced Study , &NAME ) , &NAME &NAME ( History , &NAME ) and &NAME &NAME ( History , &NAME ) . &NAME &NAME Administrative Secretary &NAME - &NAME for Research in the Arts , Social Sciences and Humanities University of &NAME &NAME Press Site , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 9EW &NAME : &NUM &NUM ( int &NUM ) &NAME : &NUM &NUM ( int &NUM ) email : &EMAIL website : &WEBSITE &NAME Carew Graduate Studies Office Faculty of Modern & &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM , fax : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME - &NAME deadline Dear All Those of you who are applying for &NAME funding for which the &NAME deadline is &NUM May , please be aware that the &NAME deadline is &NUM March . The Faculty and the &ORG have a heap of work to do on applications , and this is why we need to have your completed forms back that much sooner than the &NAME cut-off . best wishes &NAME &NAME Carew Graduate Studies Office Faculty of Modern & &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM , fax : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Fwd : Trial of Who 's Who online ( Fwd ) Could you forward to staff and postgrad lists ? thanks &NAME I have been sent unsolicited ( whatever the e-mail says ) details of a trial of the International Who 's Who online . The message is self-explanatory . Please feel free to pass the details on within the University only and let me have comments on it . This may be a less expensive alternative to the KnowPeople database which we trialled late last year . &NAME &NAME &NAME Head of IT Services &NAME University Library , &NAME Road , &NAME &NAME &NAME Email : &EMAIL &NAME . : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE &NAME : Wed , &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM UT From : &EMAIL To : &EMAIL Subject : Welcome to &NAME ( &WEBSITE / ) The International Who 's Who Dear &NAME University , Thank you for signing up for your single user registration for The International Who 's Who online . Your access will run from &NUM to &NUM . To access the site , please visit &WEBSITE the following details : User name : &NAME &NAME : &NAME Should you require any further assistance , or wish to submit a multi-user subscription enquiry , please contact us using one of the addresses at the foot of this email . Your account details are as follows : Account &NAME : &NUM Organisation : &NAME University Address : &NAME University Library &NAME Road , &NAME County / State : &NAME &NAME / &NAME : &NAME &NAME Country : &NAME Kingdom &NAME : Non-US Position : &NAME of IT Services Email : &EMAIL Telephone : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM Purchase route : &NAME &NAME : &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME check-box ticked : Yes Thank you for your interest in The International Who 's Who North &NAME : &NAME &NAME Director , Library &NAME &NAME & &NAME &NUM &NAME 35th &NAME &NAME &NAME , NY &NUM E: &EMAIL P: &NUM F: &NUM Rest of &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 4EE E: &EMAIL P: &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM F: &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM Web : &WEBSITE / &NAME Carew Graduate Studies Office Faculty of Modern & &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM , fax : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: pragmatics reading group Dear all , At the next pragmatics reading group , on Tuesday April &NUM , at &NUM pm , I 'll give a brief introduction to : &NAME &NAME , &NUM , " The unreality of time " , &NAME &NUM , reprinted in &NAME &NAME , &NUM , Philosophical Studies , &NAME : &NAME , pp. &NUM . and we 'll be discussing : &NAME &NAME , &NUM , &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME , &ORG Press , pp. &NUM ( Introduction ) and &NUM ( Chapter &NUM : The &NAME &NAME ) . I now have both &NAME ( &NAME and &NAME ( &NUM ) from the UL . Please email me if you 'd like copies of the relevant chapters , including in your message your name , college , and the chapters that you 'd like to have . &NAME : &NAME 's office ( &NAME East Room &CHAR , &NAME College ) With best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Handing in on Friday Dear all PS. Maybe next term we should try and reinstate the coffee and muffin sessions ? I think so too . So do the &NAME ; it 's just a matter of finding a good time for everyone but that should actually be easier next tem as none of us will have * any * classes ! &NAME &NAME &NAME - fast , easy and FREE ! &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Lab and Schools Open Day Dear All Can I just remind you about this , so you do n't turn up expecting normality on Friday afternoon , and you do remove as much unneccesary clutter as possible from the lab . Many thanks &NAME Dear All Next Friday , &NUM March , is the Faculty 's Open Day for Schools , and as is customary we will be " at home " in the lab &NUM for any prospective students who want to find out about doing linguistics at &NAME . We use the lab because it 's our only owned 'space " , and because it may be quite novel and enticing for the visitors . If you want to go on working , you can try . It will give an air of authenticity . But there will be disruption . Please in any case tidy up your personal messes before then , and , whilst the visitors will be decent chaps and chapesses , and we 've never had to nail things down , you might want not to leave your portable valuables , and valuable portables , lying around . Best wishes &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Handing in on Friday Hi , It sounds good to me . I can meet you at &NUM : &NUM . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of &NAME &NAME Road University of &NAME &NAME , CB3-9AL &WEBSITE On Mar &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear all &NAME 's bop at &NAME will provide entertainment for the evening ; I heard that &NAME had thought we should meet for lunch too on that day given that we may not see too much of one another next term . Sounds good to me , particularly as I probably wo n't make the bop . Shall we all go and hand in at around 12pm and then go somewhere to eat ? I 'm on for it anyway . See you there , if you are too ! All the best ; take care &NAME It 's fast , it 's easy and it 's free . Get &NAME &NAME today ! &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Handing in on Friday I 'm off to &NAME on fri with the &NUM : &NAME bus to heathrow , so I wo n't be there ( and must hand in the paper on thurs night-- late , late night ) So have fun-- congrats to everyone , and happy &NAME ! &NAME On Mar &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear all &NAME 's bop at &NAME will provide entertainment for the evening ; I heard that &NAME had thought we should meet for lunch too on that day given that we may not see too much of one another next term . Sounds good to me , particularly as I probably wo n't make the bop . Shall we all go and hand in at around 12pm and then go somewhere to eat ? I 'm on for it anyway . See you there , if you are too ! All the best ; take care &NAME It 's fast , it 's easy and it 's free . Get &NAME &NAME today ! &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Handing in on Friday Dear all &NAME 's bop at &NAME will provide entertainment for the evening ; I heard that &NAME had thought we should meet for lunch too on that day given that we may not see too much of one another next term . Sounds good to me , particularly as I probably wo n't make the bop . Shall we all go and hand in at around 12pm and then go somewhere to eat ? I 'm on for it anyway . See you there , if you are too ! All the best ; take care &NAME It 's fast , it 's easy and it 's free . Get &NAME &NAME today ! &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME on Friday Hey y' all , I 'm sure you all have much cooler things to do on Friday night , but my college ( &NAME ) is having a bop in the &NAME Room . I think it 's technically someone 's birthday , but if you guys would like to come crash the party with me , dance to cheesy music and drink some cheap-but-not-cheap-enough liquor , you 're warmly invited . With any luck , we 'll be able to kill off all the brain cells that wrote your essays for you - - just my little way of saying " thank you " to my brain . &NAME to see you there ! &NAME Do you &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Web &NAME - establish your business online &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Web of Science demonstration cancelled Forwarded on behalf of &NAME &NAME . &NAME . From : " &NAME &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Web of Science demonstration cancelled Owing to the illness of the presenter , the presentation and practical session on Web of Science planned for &NUM today , Wednesday 12th March , have had to be cancelled . We very much regret any inconvenience caused . Further presentations on Web of Science are scheduled for &NUM on Thursday 1st May and &NUM on Monday 6th June . &NAME &NAME &NAME Head of the Reference Department &NAME University Library , &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME . : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM E-mail : &EMAIL Web : &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME | Voyager System Manager | &NAME University Library | &NAME : &NUM ( &CHAR ) &NUM &NUM | Email : &EMAIL | SUBJECT: French conference registration Envelope-to : &EMAIL &NAME : Wed , &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM From : &EMAIL To : &NAME Carew ( &EMAIL ) Subject : re : French conference registration REMINDER : &NAME FRENCH GRADUATE CONFERENCE This year 's French conference is taking place on Wednesday 26th and Thursday 27th of March . Full details of the programme and abstracts of papers are available from the website at &WEBSITE / If you are planning to attend the conference we would grateful if you would fill in the registration form ( below ) as soon as possible and send it , together with a cheque for the appropriate amount , to &NAME French Graduate Conference , &CHAR / &CHAR &NAME &NAME , &NAME College . We look forward to seeing you at the conference , &NAME &NAME & &NAME &NAME Registration Form To be returned to &NAME &NAME at &NAME College . Name : &NAME : &NAME ( if any ) : Address : Telephone : E-mail : I enclose a cheque made out to " &NAME French Graduate Conference " for the following amount ( please tick ) : &NAME : Wednesday : £ &NUM &NUM ( ) Thursday : £ &NUM &NUM ( ) Both days : £ &NUM &NUM ( ) Others : Wednesday : £ &NUM &NUM ( ) Thursday : £ &NUM &NUM ( ) Both days : £ &NUM &NUM ( ) On Wednesday this includes tea / coffee during the registration and in the afternoon and a wine reception in the evening . On Thursday this includes tea / coffee in the morning , lunch , and tea / coffee in the afternoon . I would / would not like to attend the conference dinner on Wednesday evening and enclose a cheque made out to " &NAME French Graduate Conference " for £ &NUM &NUM ( please tick ) : ( ) Dietary requirements : ( &NAME ( HZVALUE)-LOG ( &NAME ( &NUM ) Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: congrats ! &NAME , Well &NAME ! You have fantastic results , and a good story to tell . Which means that my first experiment was too dodgy , so I did n't get this nice rising function across the &NUM noise levels ... Just a couple of things : Why instead of saying that the increase in pitch is presumably due to increased vocal effort , do n't simply cite this couple of papers on the &NAME effect ? They say precisely that -no need to throw it into doubt for the moment . Similarly , in one of the papers it 's predicted that the louder the voice , the less precise the target ( i.e. , higher sd ) . Similarly , from certain threshold , there would &CHAR ceiling effects , etc Anyway , do n't need to worry about that ! I 'm sure that &NAME is more than happy with your draft &SMILEY If you have some time tomorrow , or Thursday , of after submission , could we meet at some point ? See you , &NAME SUBJECT: word limit Dear &NAME &NAME . students , I hope essay-writing is going well . &NAME &NAME will be in the department office all Friday morning to collect your essays . I would like to remind you that the &NUM word limit must be strictly observed . If you have a lot of data , word for word translations , transliterations , etc. and they are necessary for the essay , please put them in appendices if possible . If you have a great number of such examples and they have to be in the main text , please apply to me for permission not to count the data towards the word limit ( i.e. ask for the data to be regarded as if they were in the appendix ) . You will need support for this from the supervisor of your essay so please ask him / her to email me as well . Please note this applies only to special cases where there is an unusually large number of examples , data , transcriptions , etc. I hope this helps . With best wishes , &NAME &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom and &NAME College &NAME &NAME 9DF &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM &NUM &NUM email &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NAME Tuesday 11th March Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 11th March , FW11 &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : Experiments on the Automatic Induction of German Verb Classes Speaker : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME - University of &NAME &NAME : The verb is central to the structure and the meaning of a sentence , so available lexical resources on verb knowledge represent an important means for Natural Language Processing applications . This talk focuses on the automatic induction of verb classes : a clustering methodology is developed which utilises the relationship between verb meaning components and verb behaviour to provide a classification of German verbs . In the first part of the talk , I describe the acquisition of lexical syntactic and semantic verb properties from an unsupervised trained statistical grammar model . The properties are used to define German verbs on &NUM levels of verb description , purely syntactic frame types , prepositional phrase information and selectional preferences . In the second part of the talk , I describe the adjustment of the standard clustering algorithm k-Means to the task of inducing semantic verb classes from the various verb descriptions . The clustering parameters , clustering evaluation and clustering results are interpreted and discussed . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: details of &NUM events &NUM , Dear All , The next German Graduate Seminar will take place on Wednesday &NUM March . &NAME &NAME will be giving a paper entitled : 'My hope is in the East " : &NAME as a Translator of &NAME at 8pm in the Junior Parlour , &NAME and &NAME College . We hope to see you there , &NAME & &NAME &NUM . TERRORISM : ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION - 11th March We would like to invite you to attend our annual French Graduate Research seminar round table event . This year 's topic is " Terrorism " . &NAME , as action , concept , threat or structure has been around for many centuries , if not forever . But its " presence " has become intensified in today 's post &NUM / &NUM climate . How do the structures of terrorism manifest themselves culturally and historically ? What is at stake ethically in thinking about and responding to , terror and terrorism ? The debate will be opened with &NUM short papers , with space for questions between each paper , leading into a broader discussion at the end . The speakers are as follows : " &NAME &NAME and the " afterlife " of &NAME " &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME , &NAME College , &NAME " The ambiguous roles of the cannibal in &NAME 's writing against terroristic thinking and rhetoric " &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME , &NAME College , &NAME " Ethics and Terror : &NAME 's Exorbitant Responsibility " &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME College , &NAME The event will take place on 11th March in the &NAME &NAME &NAME , in the &WEBSITE &CHAR start , ending at about 7.30pm . &NAME , soft drinks and light refreshments will be served . Look forward to seeing you all there ! SUBJECT: TALK BY &NAME &NAME TONIGHT ( Fwd ) &NAME THE ROOTS OF MODERN HEBREW : WHAT IS REALLY &NAME ? Monday 10th March at &NAME , &NUM BRIDGE STREET , The &NAME &NAME ( between &NAME and the &NAME ) Dr &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NUM ) is Gulbenkian Research Fellow at &NAME College , &NAME . He is currently publishing a book entitled Language Contact and Lexical Enrichment in &NAME Hebrew ( &NAME &NAME ) , and preparing a further volume entitled The Genetics of the &NAME Language : A Study of &NAME &NAME . TONIGHT - he will talk about the roots and the origins of &NAME , the language spoken in &NAME , a.k.a. 'Modern Hebrew " . His talk , which challenges the genetics of the " altneulangue " will not only cast light on the politics of language but also on the politics of linguistics . SUBJECT: Re : Hi ! &NAME , Thanks for sending me the draft . I 've just downloaded it and I 'll read it tomorrow . I 'm in stitches ... I did n't remember your surname , but I will add it to your first name in the acknowledgement as soon as possible . Do n't! I 'm too shy ! I would die of embarrassment , especially because I feel guilty . I should have been more available to help you out with the recordings and stuff , but I was so bloody busy with this &NAME thingy ... Yes , I would be happy to discuss my result with you this week , if you are interested . Of course I 'm interested . &NAME that suits you . Just let me take a look at the draft first , so I have a clue ... Cheers , &NAME SUBJECT: Lab and Schools Open Day Dear All Next Friday , &NUM March , is the Faculty 's Open Day for Schools , and as is customary we will be " at home " in the lab &NUM for any prospective students who want to find out about doing linguistics at &NAME . We use the lab because it 's our only owned 'space " , and because it may be quite novel and enticing for the visitors . If you want to go on working , you can try . It will give an air of authenticity . But there will be disruption . Please in any case tidy up your personal messes before then , and , whilst the visitors will be decent chaps and chapesses , and we 've never had to nail things down , you might want not to leave your portable valuables , and valuable portables , lying around . Best wishes &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: &NAME lecture : " Genes and Language " , Friday &NUM March &NUM This week 's &NAME lecture looks interesting for linguists : Changing Science and Society Lecture &NUM : Friday &NUM March &NUM , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Avenue " Genes and Language " Professor &NAME &NAME Department of Experimental Psychology , &NAME University Although humans are genetically very similar to other primates , we differ massively in cognitive abilities , with the most remarkable difference being in our capacity for language . This raises the question of whether language requires some entirely new cognitive ability , perhaps arising as the consequence of a specific genetic change - what has been termed the " hopeful monster " view of human language . Or is language made possible simply by the fact that our larger brains allow us to store more material and perform mental computations more rapidly than other primates ? These questions have been put into sharper focus by researchers studying genetic bases of developmental language disorders . As we home in on genes that are related to language competence , we can learn more about how the specific design of the human brain makes it possible for us to communicate . The lectures are given at &NUM p.m. in The &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Avenue , with an adjacent overflow theatre with live TV coverage . Each lecture is typically attended by &NUM people so you must arrive early to ensure a place . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Abstract for tomorrow 's Linguistic Society talk &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME &NAME : Thursday &NUM March , 5.00pm ( tea served from 4.30pm ) &NAME : The &NAME Library , &NAME College , &NAME Street . Afrikaans word order variation : a window on Germanic syntax ? The Germanic language family has received a lot of attention in the literature on generative syntax and it is generally thought that the syntactic characteristics of this family are relatively well understood . &NUM Germanic language which has , however , never received more than a passing reference in the literature is Afrikaans , a &NAME African offshoot of Dutch which is most commonly written off as a syntactic clone of its well studied parent . In this talk , I will present evidence that Afrikaans not only merits independent study , but also that specific patterns of variation exhibited by the modern spoken language appear to provide support for a rather different analysis of Germanic clause structure to that which has generally been assumed . The empirical focus of the talk will be the variation that modern spoken Afrikaans appears to permit in respect of the word order patterns that are allowed in certain embedded clauses . &NAME , this variation is not random , with only a subset of the available possibilities being attested and certain options consistently failing to surface . What I propose is that this variation is the consequence of a particularly interesting interplay between considerations of input and underlying grammar ( I-language ) . Furthermore , I also argue that the variation which is synchronically evident in modern spoken Afrikaans sheds particularly interesting light on a number of synchronic and diachronic Germanic puzzles which have not , to date , been satisfactorily accounted for . My talk therefore aims to achieve &NUM objectives : ( &NUM ) to provide a systematic description of previously disregarded data ; ( &NUM ) to offer a coherent theoretical account of this data ; and ( &NUM ) to show how the theory underlying this account may be extended to Germanic more generally . SUBJECT: &NAME reading group If you have already received this message then I apologize . There is some doubt about whether it was properly circulated . &NAME Dear all , May I remind you that there will be a pragmatics reading group this Friday ? For details , please see below . With best wishes , &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Subject : pragmatics reading group Dear all , At the next pragmatics reading group , on Friday March &NUM , at &NUM pm , we 'll be discussing : &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME , " Pragmatics , &NAME and &NAME " , &NAME and Language &NUM ( &NUM ) , pp. &NUM . The article is available from &NAME on request . &NAME : &NAME 's office ( &NAME East Room &CHAR , &NAME College ) With best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Linguistic Society talk this Thursday , and announcement of &NAME term programme The &NAME University Linguistic Society will meet on Thursday &NUM March , &NUM : &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME will talk on " Afrikaans word order variation : a window on Germanic syntax ? " &NAME : Thursday &NUM March , 5.00pm ( tea served from 4.30pm ) &NAME : The &NAME Library , &NAME College , &NAME Street . Following the talk , the society 's officers will take the speaker out to dinner at a local restaurant ; members of the audience are most welcome to join us . The committee of the Linguistic Society have pleasure in announcing our programme for &NAME &NAME &NUM : Thursday &NUM May , &NUM for &NAME , &NAME Library , &NAME College Dr &NAME BF6rjars , Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME 'Swedish plays a flat midfield " Thursday &NUM May , &NUM for &NAME , &NAME Library , &NAME College Dr &NAME &NAME , Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME " &NAME &NAME around and around the room : on the licensing of directed-motion resultatives " SUBJECT: Fwd : &NAME &NAME Envelope-to : &EMAIL &NAME : &NAME , &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : Seminar Announcement Status : Dear &NAME Would you please forward this announcement to all &NAME graduate students ? Thanks very much . &NAME Seminar Announcement Research Group Cultural History & Literary Imagination University of &NAME Friday , &NUM March &NUM &NUM 15pm &NAME &NAME &NAME ( University of &NAME ) will speak on : THE VOICE IN THE ARCHIVE : &NAME AND THE NATURE ON &NAME The seminar will take place at &NUM pm in the Mong Building , &NAME &NAME College , &NAME . &NAME &NAME currently holds the prestigious Heisenberg-Scholarship of the Deutsche Froschungsgemeinschaft . Previously , he taught at the Universities of &NAME , &NAME and &NAME &NAME / Chapel Hill . His research focuses on a historical anthropology of modern media , especially on the many ways in which concepts of human individuality and experience are shaped by complex technological arrangements . He has published &NUM books : 'Speichern , &NAME : Die &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " ( &NUM ) ; 'Die &NAME &NAME &NAME : Eine Geschichte der &NAME vom &NAME &CHAR " ( &NUM ) ; and 'Die C4sthetik des &NAME : &NAME das &NAME in &NAME un &CHAR Kunst " ( &NUM ) For further information see : &WEBSITE or contact : Dr &NAME &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NAME College , &NAME &EMAIL Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 's College , &NAME &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : Phonetics lab equipment Thanks for this &NAME ! Also , you can all keep in mind that the article we got on the 3-way length distinction in &NAME was written by &NAME &NAME and &NAME , so there may be some helpful hints on equipment and the accepted " &NAME style " of writing up . - -- &EMAIL wrote : Dear all I wrote this last night and it struck me you might find it useful for your &NUM , 000-word write-ups , seeing as we all used the same equipment . Help yourselves . See you around - all the best D. Recordings were made in the &NAME University Phonetics Laboratory sound-proofed room using a free-standing &NAME &NAME &NAME condenser microphone , initially placed approximately xx cm from the subject 's mouth . The audio signal was recorded onto &NAME &NAME &NAME Tape using a &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Linear &CHAR / &CHAR &CHAR / &CHAR recorder ( sampling at 16kHz ) . The recordings were played back on the same type of &NAME recorder [ I think it is , though it does n't say so on it ] and digitised and analysed using &NAME + , sampling at 16kHz and using a Silicon &NAME &NAME [ the " &NUM " should be subscript ] workstation . Do you &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Tax Center - forms , calculators , tips , more &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NAME Tuesday 4th March Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 4th March , FW11 &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : Modelling language resources - towards reference standards in &NAME Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME , &NAME &NAME : This talk will outline the current developments related to linguistic resources and their standardization . It will show the general standardizing context ( &NAME and &NAME &NAME / SC4 , see &WEBSITE modelling language resource formats , based on the experience already conducted in the domain of multilingual terminology . We will exemplify this model with examples taken from Morpho-syntax , syntax and semantic representations . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: Fwd : &NAME - &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : &EMAIL To : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME - &NAME Status : Dear All , We hope you will be able to join us for the next German Graduate Seminar on Wednesday &NUM March . Jasmin &NAME will be speaking on : 'Multiculturalism in &NAME 's Diasporic Literature " The seminar will take place at 8pm in the Green Room ( &NAME change of venue ) , &NAME and &NAME College . &NAME & &NAME SUBJECT: party Hi , &CHAR , and by extension the rest of my brilliant &NAME &NAME housemates , are ( am ? ) having a party this Thursday to celebrate my 25th birthday . It 'll be completely informal-- drinks , light food ( think doritos ) , and music . Please bring whomever you want-- it 's this &NAME the 6th of March , &NAME . It 's in &NAME &NAME College-- &NAME Court . If you enter &NAME at the main plodge , turn right , then enter a court yard , turn left and exit straight out the courtyard , then make the first right-- walk straight and you 'll see the place where people park their bikes . You go up the stairs on the right , take a left at the top of the staircase , and keep going until you ca n't walk any further-- that 's &NAME Court . Or you can just come to &NAME and then ask people where &NAME &NAME is . If you have trouble getting in , give me a call : &NUM &NUM &NUM . Thanks , and hope to see you all there , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : [ &NAME ] Working Papers Dear all - -On &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Hi everybody , Just to let you know my feelings on the matters under discussion . Firstly , it seems that we need another meeting soon so that we can take some crucial decisions . As to our publisher , I think that we should first try to publish the proceedings without depending on the Working Papers , because it would seem as if the conference is organized by the Department and in any case , I think it better to emphasize the across-the-board Linguistics of the conference , instead of publishing in Working papers of a particular department . As to our policy , I think we should ideally include all papers , all the more so because the proceedings wo n't be published by a " big " publisher as &NAME , and there might be problems concerning the selection of papers . I definitely agree with the thrust of this whole message but this sentence contains a problem I think . Yes , we want to emphasise the across-the-board Linguistics of the conference , so it would be ideal to be able to publish all the papers , but I do n't think we would be able to afford to do this ourselves ( if anyone can prove me wrong , I 'd welcome it ! ) . Getting help from &NAME &NAME &NAME as the editor of the Linguistics Working Papers may be the way to do this . ( This need n't necessarily mean that they published them ; &NAME might be able just to give us some hints about how to get it done cheaply . &NAME had also said that it might be possible , with their help , to publish &NUM volumes , so that , if we go down the route of including all the papers in the publication , this might be the only way to do it . We certainly would n't be able to afford to publish &NUM volumes on our own . ) Also , I return to the point that &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME made to me about wanting to publish only * good * papers , not anything we get just because it has been submitted . We want there to be a quality product in the end . I recognise that we then have the problem of how to select what is published and what is n't, but I think that any academic staff member that we asked for advice or help on this would agree with them and me . &NAME used the example of ( &CHAR ) bad apple ( &CHAR ) in a barrel dragging down the impression that you get of the whole barrel . I think &NAME 's right that we need to meet to make a decision on what we are going to publish ; preferably when we 're armed with figures etc to help us decide ! I can arrange to be free at most times , with a bit of notice , but I obviously prefer meetings to be short ! See you all soon , maybe , then . All the best &NAME SUBJECT: Topics in &NAME : Plan for next &NUM weeks Dear &NAME in &NAME , This is the REVISED plan for the next &NUM weeks : Week &NUM : People writing their 5k essay in phonology ( &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) will give &NUM minute presentations of their work . Week &NUM : NO MEETING ( because the next day is the due date for your 5k essays ) . - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME : further suggestions ( Fwd ) &NAME , I have responded to &NAME , just asking about the minimum number of copies they would require to print the proceedings , mainly to maintain the contact with them , in case things change . I am willing to check prices for binding etc. with local printers . If there is going to be a opinion poll on this , I suppose that the proceedings should mirror the philosophy of the conference ( papers from all areas in linguistics ) but the assesors should be pretty selective within each area , so that few papers from each area are chosen . &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME East wrote : Hi guys , Thanks all for your information-finding activities ! Though it 's disappointing that &NAME are n't interested ( and I do n't think we should press it as I do n't think it will do any good ) , we can at least move on and turn our attention to alternatives ... ... and getting them printed ourselves , using a local printers , seems to me to be the next option . I did n't know that you could buy &NAME numbers so this is good news & worth doing . ( We just might have some money left from the conference - if we do , the aim is to subsidise the proceedings so let 's hope . ) to do , then : * contact &NUM / &NUM local printers & get soft-binding printing costs ( for different numbers of pages ) . * cost the &NAME option ; list pros and cons - my worry is obsolescence * decide on no. of papers to be published . We have to decide whether our aim is to be a " journal worth &NAME " and therefore be more exclusive , or whether our aim is to provide a broader platform of opportunity for postgrad research and to have an " inclusive " feel . I think any decision to limiting the proceedings to &NUM or so would have to be taken in conjunction with the organising committee and maybe &NAME staff members . I do n't think it 's a bad idea , but so far the emphasis has been the other way , and the website & calls for abstracts have implied that we will try and publish papers that are accepted . Also , the conference this year has a wide scope , REALLY wide , in terms of the fields in which abstracts have been submitted ( whether or not this is a good idea we do n't know & will have to wait and see ) & the ethos is definitely towards an inclusive stance in this respect too . This time round anyway ! If we do exclude some papers from being published we must therefore * decide on how this is to be done - us & the camling team sitting in on different sessions ; &NAME staff involvement ? OK , if any of you are willing to contact printers let me know as I will summarise this correspondence to send to the rest of the committee & will also ask for volunteers . Also , &NAME , we will be looking for ( &NUM or &NUM ) editors-in-chief to co-ordinate the proceeding of the proceedings . The &NAME would also be welcomed onto the camling committee if wanted ( with no extra workload ) though I will also be liaising so this is not necessary . &NAME Dear &NAME and &NAME I do n't think that we should write to them again and insist on an appointment . At the very least , we should wait a bit before doing so and see how feasible other options are for publishing the papers . Have a look at the e-mail I sent to &NAME ( East ) last night about the conversation I had yesterday with &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME , regarding other ways we might be able to publish the papers . I too thought that &NAME would refuse to publish the papers because of not making enough profit on them , but my e-mail contains a few other ideas for publication which would certainly be cheaper . I 'm also copying this to &NAME for info ( so you know who it 's already gone to ) and to &NAME &NAME ( because of the desktop-publishing bit ) . See you all soon ( ish ) - All the best &NAME &NAME I met &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME tonight ( at a reception , not specifically to talk about this ! ) and we had a little conversation about publishing stuff . I thought it 'd be useful to relay the results . Could you pass them on to those you think would find them interesting / useful ? I did n't want to clog up people 's inboxes by e-mailing them all directly myself . Thanks ! He said that insofar as there were any &NAME publications , they were published by &NAME , but that it was really quite a " loose " arrangement ; the " publication " that they have is the Journal of Linguistics but , though it 's the &NAME " official organ " , it is actually independent of them and would continnue to be published if the &NAME ceased to exist . It 's therefore questionable to what extent we can really say that " &NAME publications are done by &NAME " . He confirmed what I thought , that &NAME may well want to charge far more money than we can afford to publish our stuff , unless they " take us under their wing " ( his words ) and treat us nicely because we are students of the University etc etc. He therefore suggested &NUM alternatives : &NUM . Preparing camera-ready copy ourselves and taking it to a small local printer ; all they would therefore have to do would be print the copies and bind them but not produce them . This was , in essence , what &NAME &NAME suggested at our meeting . Apparently , &NAME was involved in something similar during his postgrad days in &NAME and it worked well for them then . There 's &NUM printer that I can think of off the top of my head that we could approach about this : &NAME &NAME and Sons , who offer a thesis-binding service through the &NAME &NAME . Their website address is on their carrier bags and I have one in my room but ca n't remember the address ! I 'll look next time I remember , unless anyone else beats me to it . &NUM . The &NAME idea that someone else had already had . It 's getting popular and I am becoming convinced . &NUM other points that both &NAME and &NAME made were : We ca n't possibly publish all the papers . We need to establish some kind of elimination procedure and , using that , select about &NUM at most to publish , whether on a &NAME or in print . This will help &NAME gain respectability ; people will get to know it as something that only publishes good papers , " a journal worth &NAME " in &NAME 's words . I have to say I instinctively agree with him and &NAME here . They also said that a website was definitely a good idea but that we should n't put on it any more than was in the printed / &NAME version ; so not all the papers there either . They thought that our task in deciding which papers not to publish would be helped by some of them being obviously not of publishable standard and by other presenters simply not sending us anything to publish after the conference . So perhaps we should n't chase them too hard . They thought that publications only had the ultimate cachet of respectability if they had an &NAME number . &NAME numbers are simply bought and attached to publications , and &NAME thought he could help with this . Apparently they can only be bought in batches of &NUM and he is going to have to buy some for a publication ( a corpus I think ) that he is involved in , but he wo n't need &NUM . Nor will we , he pointed out , so we could do a deal and buy one from him . I do n't know when he is going to buy his numbers ( but presumably it does n't matter for the minute anyway ) or how much they cost now ( in &NUM it was $ &NUM for &NUM ) , but it seems like a good idea to me . We can contact him about that when we need to . I think that this would apply if we were , in effect , publishing the proceedings ourselves , as I think &NAME numbers are obtained by the publisher . I think that 's all ! Sorry this is so long . See you soonish - all the best &NAME SUBJECT: Network outage This is to inform you that there is a suspected network fault which is causing the current loss of your network connection . We do not yet know when the service will be restored . We apologise for the inconvenience caused by this . &NAME &NAME IT Manager , &NAME College , &NAME &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: NL&IP Seminar Tuesday 4th March Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 4th March , FW11 &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : Modelling language resources - towards reference standards in &NAME Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME , &NAME &NAME : This talk will outline the current developments related to linguistic resources and their standardization . It will show the general standardizing context ( &NAME and &NAME &NAME / SC4 , see &WEBSITE modelling language resource formats , based on the experience already conducted in the domain of multilingual terminology . We will exemplify this model with examples taken from Morpho-syntax , syntax and semantic representations . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME Just to remind you that &NAME &NAME &NAME will be doing the first of &NUM Research Methods sessions today at &NUM on Fieldwork Methods and Data Elicitation . Next week for the second session he will only be using the second hour of the slot , &NUM , so &NAME next week will start at &NUM . Best wishes &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Native Speaker &NAME ! &SMILEY Many thanks , &NAME ! That 's really helpful . See you later on . &NAME . - -On &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM &EMAIL wrote : Hi &NAME , I 'm fine , thanks for asking . I had a look at your list of sentences and added some remarks . It 's all in the Word document attached to this email . I hope you can open it . See you in &NAME today , &NAME &NAME - -On Monday , &NAME &NUM , &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NUM " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Hi &NAME , How 's term going for you ? Could I ask you a favour ? The sentences in German below are data for my long essay , and it would be really helpful , if you have time , if you could check for me that they 're correct . I 've put stars in front of the &NUM that I think are ungrammatical , and where there are words in brackets I assume that the sentence is grammatical both with and without them . In your reply , could you either write " yes " after each sentence if you agree , or , if it is wrong , tell me how you think it should be changed ? I hope your work 's going well . See you in class sometime soon . &NAME . Sentences for inspection : Simple verb : Ich mache es ( nicht ) ( schnell ) . ( Heute mache ich das ( nicht ) ( schnell ) ) . ( Das mache ich ( nicht ) ( schnell ) ) . Ich ruf ihn ( nicht ) ( gern ) an . * Ich ruf an ihn . * Ich anruf ihn . Sie sagt dass sie lernt . &NAME and &NAME : Ich habe das ( nicht ) ( schnell ) gemacht . ( Heute habe ich das ( nicht ) ( schnell ) gemacht ) . ( Das habe ich ( nicht ) ( schnell ) gemacht ) . Ich habe ihn ( nicht ) ( gern ) angerufen . Sie hat gesagt dass sie lernt . * Sie hat dass sie lernt gesagt . &NAME and &NAME : Ich kann das ( nicht ) ( schnell ) machen . ( Heute kann ich das ( nicht ) ( schnell ) machen ) . ( Das kann ich ( nicht ) ( schnell ) machen ) . Ich will ihn ( jetzt ) ( nicht ) anrufen . * Ich will an ihn rufen . Sie will sagen dass sie lernt . * Sie will dass sie lernt sagen . &NAME , Auxiliary and &NAME : Ich habe das ( nicht ) ( schnell ) machen mussen . * Ich habe das mussen machen . ( Heute habe ich das machen mussen ) . ( Das habe ich machen mussen ) . Ich habe ihn anrufen mussen . * Ich habe ihn mussen anrufen . Simple verb : ? dass ich es ( nicht ) ( schnell ) mache . ? dass ich ihn ( nicht ) ( gern ) anrufe . * ? dass ich an ihn rufe . ? weil sie sagt dass sie lernt . * ? weil sie dass sie lernt sagt . &NAME and &NAME : ? dass ich das ( nicht ) ( schnell ) gemacht habe . * ? dass ich das ( nicht ) ( schnell ) habe gemacht . &NAME and &NAME : ? dass ich das ( nicht ) ( schnell ) machen kann . * ? dass ich das kann machen . &NAME , Auxiliary and &NAME : ? dass ich das ( nicht ) ( schnell ) habe machen kF6nnen . * ? dass ich das machen habe kF6nnen . * ? dass ich das machen kF6nnen habe . * ? dass ich das habe kF6nnen machen . * ? dass ich das kF6nnen habe machen . * ? dass ich das kF6nnen machen habe . &NAME and &NAME : ? dass ich ein &NAME an &NAME gebe . ? dass ich ein &NAME gebe an &NAME . ... dass ich ein &NAME an &NAME gegeben habe . ? ? dass ich ein &NAME gegeben habe an &NAME . ( is this possible at all , and if so is it possible with neutral intonation or only with specific emphasis ? ) * ? dass ich ein &NAME gegeben an &NAME habe . * ? dass ich ein &NAME an &NAME habe gegeben . * ? dass ich ein &NAME habe an &NAME gegeben . * ? dass ich ein &NAME habe gegeben an &NAME . SUBJECT: &NAME REMINDER Dear All , The next meeting of the French linguistics research seminar will take place tomorrow ( &NAME 27th ) at 8.30pm . &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) will be giving a talk entitled : " &NAME / vouvoiement in native and non-native French " . The talk will take place in the &NAME &NAME Room ( F2 ) , &NAME . Best wishes , &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Dept. of French &NAME University of &NAME &NAME 1RD &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM ( direct line ) &NUM &NUM ( messages ) SUBJECT: &NAME event ( Fwd ) Dear Colleague In connection with its forthcoming conference on " Biographical Knowledge " , &NAME is pleased to announce the following talk by &NAME &NAME at &NAME &NAME 's Cathedral . We would be grateful if you would circulate this notice below to members of your Department or Faculty . With thanks . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and Publicity Secretary &NAME for Research in the Arts , Social Sciences , and Humanities ( &NAME ) University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &WEBSITE &NAME for Research in the Arts , Social Sciences , and Humanities ( &NAME ) . &NAME &NAME ( Professor of English , &NAME &NAME College , &NAME ) will be giving a talk on " &NAME &NAME " at 11am on Monday &NUM March in the Crypt of &NAME &NAME 's Cathedral , &NAME . This lecture forms part of the preliminary events for &NAME 's forthcoming conference on " Biographical Knowledge " ( &NUM March-3 April , &NAME ) . Lunch following the lecture and direct coach transport to &NAME will be available by prior arrangement with &NAME ; those wishing to make reservations for the talk are asked to contact the &NAME 's administrator before &NUM March on &EMAIL or &NUM . ( Registration for the " Biographical Knowledge " conference is separate . ) Further information is available from the &NAME webpage at : &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: examiners " comments Dear &NAME , Dr &NAME 's comments have now been sent to your College address . The feedback from me is as follows : Competent on syntactic and semantic rules . p. &NUM -- good on scope ambiguities and solutions with and without c-command . Thoughtful on syntactic vs. semantic ambiguities . Excellent on interpretations that are ruled out by meaning postulates ( or sets ) . Excellent on the interpretation including 'solo " in " opera " but what is the status of these rules ? &NAME on " like vs. hate " analysis and " opera incl . solo " analysis . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom and &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM &NUM &NUM email &EMAIL SUBJECT: REMINDER : Linguistic Society talk this Thursday The &NAME University Linguistic Society will meet on Thursday &NUM &NAME , &NUM : Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME for English and &NAME &NAME , University of &NAME will talk on " &NAME production by language learners " ( abstract below ) &NAME : Thursday &NUM &NAME , 5.00pm ( tea served from 4.30pm ) &NAME : The &NAME Library , &NAME College , &NAME Street . Following the talk , the society 's officers will take the speaker out to dinner at a local restaurant ; members of the audience are most welcome to join us . Membership of the society for &NUM remains at &NUM pounds ( &NUM pounds for students ) . If not already paid , subscriptions can be brought to the meeting . Cheques should be made payable to &NAME University Linguistic Society . AGREEMENT PRODUCTION BY LANGUAGE LEARNERS Many domains of language processing ( e.g. , syntactic ambiguity resolution , anaphor resolution , phrase order selection ) require the co-ordination / integration of syntactic and non-syntactic information . In recent years , studies have begun to emerge which use standard experimental psycholinguistic and neurolinguistic research methodologies to investigate how native-like bilinguals and proficient second language ( L2 ) users " syntactic and non-syntactic processes in sentence comprehension are . The present study aims to extend this line of enquiry to subject-verb agreement in sentence production , another domain of language processing that has been argued to involve the integration of syntactic and non-syntactic ( e.g. , semantic / conceptual ) information . It examines whether proficient L2 English speakers show native-like sensitivity to syntactic and semantic / conceptual information in agreement implementation . This paper will begin with reviews of &NUM areas of research , the recent L2 processing literature which suggests that L2 users tend to have native-like non-syntactic processes but non-native-like syntactic processes in sentence comprehension and the ( L1 ) language production literature which demonstrates L1 speakers " sensitivity to syntactic and semantic / conceptual information in agreement implementation . &NUM parallel experiments will then be presented which were designed to probe whether proficient Spanish and Chinese L2 English speakers make use of syntactic and semantic / conceptual information in agreement production in their L2 . The results will then be used to address general questions about the development of L2 processing routines . SUBJECT: mobile found in &NAME &NAME It 's in my office , if the owner would like to reclaim it . &NAME SUBJECT: Fwd : &NAME CANCELLED Envelope-to : &EMAIL &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) Organization : University of &NAME &NAME : en To : &EMAIL Subject : Urgent-SEMINAR CANCELLED Status : Dear &NAME , I am sorry to announce that this afternoon 's seminar , to be given by Dr. &NAME &NAME " The Mexican Revolution as Moving Image of &NAME " , has had to be CANVELLED due to illness . It is hoped that the seminar will be held on another date in the near future . Apologies , &NAME , JuliE1n and &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME applications Dear All , This message concerns only those of you who are applying to the British &NAME ( &NAME ) for &NAME funding . The deadline for sending applications to the Graduate Office is &NUM March . Please start the process of applying sufficiently early to meet the deadline . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom and &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM &NUM &NUM email &EMAIL SUBJECT: various announcements ( Fwd ) Dear Colleague &NAME has received the following announcements which we hope may be of interest to Faculties and Departments in the &NAME and &NAME . Perhaps you would be kind enough to circulate them as appropriate . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and Publicity Secretary &NAME for Research in the Arts , Social Sciences , and Humanities ( &NAME ) University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &WEBSITE &NUM ) &NAME College , &NAME : &NAME seminar series : Fin &NAME SiC8cle Relevant to : &NAME Oriental Studies Linguistics History English Seminars for &NAME term &NUM : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME College , &NAME ) &NUM Feb. , &NAME : " History and Myth in the Making of the &NAME Language : rethinking the fin &NAME &NAME " Hebrew Revival '' &NAME &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME ( University of &NAME ) &NUM March [ for time , please contact &NAME &NAME below ] " Catholics and Modernism at the fin &NAME &NAME " Jointly with &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME College , &NAME ) 'Socialism and the occult at the fin &NAME &NAME " Seminars are held in the &NAME Room , &NAME College , &NAME , at times stated above . For further information please contact &NAME &NAME at &NAME College , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM , email : &EMAIL &NUM ) University of &NAME Institute for the Humanities : &NAME Research Affiliateships &NUM Relevant to : All arts and humanities depts . Applications are welcome from post-doctoral fellows , independent scholars , doctoral candidates and individuals in full-time university appointments who wish to spend all or part of a sabbatical leave in &NAME . Further information : Dr &NAME &NAME , Director , Institute for the Humanities , University of &NAME , &NUM &NAME Building Winnipeg , &NAME &NAME , R3T 2N2 . E-mail : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME Dear all It 's &NAME ( Huxley)'s birthday on &NUM &NAME ( this Friday ) - she 'll be &NUM . Anyone who wants to send her an e-mail ( and has n't already got her address ) , it should go to ( &EMAIL ) . She 'd love it - she always said that our group was one of the things she 'd miss about &NAME . See you all on Wednesday , probably - &NAME Surf together with new Shared Browsing &WEBSITE SUBJECT: marks ! Dear &NAME &NAME . students , I am pleased to say I have the final marks for your essays . Please phone me on ( &NUM ) &NUM and I will communicate them to you . For feedback on semantics , please make an appointment . &NAME are confidential and I will not be sending them by email unless you specifically ask me to do so . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom and &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM &NUM &NUM email &EMAIL SUBJECT: NL&IP Seminar Tuesday 25th &NAME Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 25th &NAME , FW11 &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : &NAME - A &NAME &NAME Approach to &NAME &NAME . Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME University &NAME : &NAME is a type of figurative language where &NUM entity is used to refer to another related entity . &CHAR typical example is ( &NUM ) Does he drive a &NAME ? In ( &NUM ) , the name of a company " &NAME " is used to refer to a car produced by that company . Most traditional approaches to metonymy understanding rely on large amounts of world knowledge and are not easily scalable and / or portable . In the MASCARA project we explored supervised statistical classification methods as an alternative approach . We will present the following results : &NUM The regularity and productivity of metonymic readings make it possible to reduce metonymy understanding to a classification task comparable to classic word sense disambiguation for the large majority of metonymic readings . &NUM Grammatical argument-head relations are an appropriate feature for such a classification task and , in particular , more predictive for metonymy recognition than e.g. , collocations . &NUM Data sparseness in argument-head relations can be at least partially overcome by the integration of thesaurus information without increasing the size of the training data . &NUM We also explore the effect that parser accuracy has on the recognition algorithm and compare the difficulty of metonymy recognition to classic word sense disambiguation . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: Re : Dear all , I sincerely apologize for the previous e-mail which was meant for the &NAME &NAME 's list . However , for those of you who ca n't decipher my Greek-english , you are all cordially invited to our party at &NAME , 9pm on the 8th of March . &NAME SUBJECT: PARTY ! &NAME , xtes eixame tin efkairia na apolafsoume pragmatika mia &NAME endiaferousa omilia &NAME syzitisi me ton Prof. &NAME , &CHAR opoia synexistike &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 's. &NAME na min anysixeite gia to ti tha epakolouthisei sti synexeia , sas anakoinwnoume oti tha pragmatopoiithei &NAME akoma party pou tha simanei panigyrika to telos tou triminou , &NAME &NAME stis &NUM &NAME . perissotera prosexws ... SUBJECT: Prof. &NAME 's lecture Dear all , &NAME &NAME , Professor of Linguistics at the University of &NAME , will give a public lecture at &NAME College , in the &NAME &NAME Theatre , entitled &NAME and the sociolinguistics of European languages , on Wednesday , &NUM &NAME , at &NUM p.m. best , &NAME katsos SUBJECT: essay feedback Dear &NAME &NAME . Students , I apologise that obtaining your marks for the essays is taking so long . The external examiner was away until yesterday but she promised to get back to me with the marks by the end of this week . I will let you know as soon as I obtain them . I understand that the main problem is not having detailed feedback from the examiners . I suggest that if you need feedback , you should approach examiners of your essays now ( make appointments ) , without waiting for the mark , to find out the strong and weak points of your work . Examiners will be able to convey to you approximately whether the mark is in the low &NUM , high &NUM or over &NUM ( first class ) . Then , early next week I hope to tell you the exact mark . The examiners to be approached are as follows : Phonetics Dr &NAME &NAME or Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME ( the other examiner was Dr &NAME &NAME from &NAME ) Grammar Prof. &NAME &NAME or Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME ( the other examiner was Dr &NAME Breheny but I will be able to convey to you his written comments as well ) . On a related subject : 5000-word essays from past years are available from &NAME &NAME ( Dept. office ) if you want to have a look at what students produced in the past . I hope this helps . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom and &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM &NUM &NUM email &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : &NAME for Phonology today &NAME , that 's what I thought - thanks I 'll let &NAME know . - -On &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM &EMAIL wrote : Hi &NAME , I think " Emergence of the &NAME " was last week 's essay . This time it should be on " Faithfulness and &NAME " . At least , that 's what I am going to talk about ... I hope I 'm not mislead ! Best wishes , &NAME &NAME - -On Thursday , &NAME &NUM , &NUM &NUM : &NUM AM &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : There seems to be a bit of confusion concerning which paper we are supposed to read for today - I thought it was the paper entitled " Faithfulness and Identity in Prosodic Morphology " but &NAME thinks that it 's " The emergence of the unmarked " - could you confirm which one is correct ? Thanks &NAME SUBJECT: French linguistics seminar REMINDER Dear All , The next meeting of the French linguistics research seminar will take place on Thursday &NAME 27th at 8.30pm . &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) will be giving a talk entitled : " &NAME / vouvoiement in native and non-native French " . The talk will take place in the &NAME &NAME Room ( F2 ) , &NAME . Best wishes , &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Dept. of French &NAME University of &NAME &NAME 1RD &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM ( direct line ) &NUM &NUM ( messages ) SUBJECT: NL&IP Seminar Tuesday 25th &NAME Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 25th &NAME , FW11 &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : &NAME - A &NAME &NAME Approach to &NAME &NAME . Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME University &NAME : &NAME is a type of figurative language where &NUM entity is used to refer to another related entity . &CHAR typical example is ( &NUM ) Does he drive a &NAME ? In ( &NUM ) , the name of a company " &NAME " is used to refer to a car produced by that company . Most traditional approaches to metonymy understanding rely on large amounts of world knowledge and are not easily scalable and / or portable . In the MASCARA project we explored supervised statistical classification methods as an alternative approach . We will present the following results : &NUM The regularity and productivity of metonymic readings make it possible to reduce metonymy understanding to a classification task comparable to classic word sense disambiguation for the large majority of metonymic readings . &NUM Grammatical argument-head relations are an appropriate feature for such a classification task and , in particular , more predictive for metonymy recognition than e.g. , collocations . &NUM Data sparseness in argument-head relations can be at least partially overcome by the integration of thesaurus information without increasing the size of the training data . &NUM We also explore the effect that parser accuracy has on the recognition algorithm and compare the difficulty of metonymy recognition to classic word sense disambiguation . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NAME from &NAME &NAME &NAME Hey y' all , I believe minutes from the meeting will be circulated in a few days , but since they can be dry and discouraging , I wanted to update you on &NUM things you should all know : &NUM For those of you anxious about your grades ( &NAME ) : &NAME &NAME said they should have been in some time around now , but she has had difficulty getting in touch with the external examiner . Until we hear back from him / her , we 're all just waiting . &NUM The email saying that we were entitled to &NUM hours of supervisions for our long essays and &NUM hours for the dissertation is just a guideline . Ideally , you will meet with your supervisor as much as necessary ( &NAME suggested it was typically &NUM hours ) ; however , if your supervisor should turn into a jerk and refuse to meet with you , you can let him / her know that you are entitled to a minimum of &NUM / &NUM hours . &NAME that clears things up ! Let me know if you have any other questions or concerns . &NAME Do you &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Shopping - Send Flowers for &NAME 's Day &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NAME Tomorrow 18th &NAME ( PLEASE NOTE CHANGE FROM NORMAL LOCATION ) Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 18th &NAME , FW11 &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NAME in a Semantic Web &NAME Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME Institute of Informatics , &NAME &NAME : &NAME mining aims to automatically and reliably extract prototypical facts from large text collections such as company take-overs ( news ) , protein-interactions ( functional genomics ) , missile tests ( defence ) etc. . Typical approaches based on information extraction technology will usually focus on shallow semantics such as named entities in order to build up a template view of part of the text but this approach suffers from not being able to offer the computer a deeper understanding of the mined information or allowing this deeper understanding to feed back and influence the tempate filling process . In order to increase portability of knowledge and to allow the text mining system to incorporate deeper semantic knowledge of concept classes , properties ( slots ) , relations and axioms we are developing a front-end environment which allows domain-experts to specify such knowledge cooperatively online in the form of an ontology . Once an ontology has been agreed , a representative set of texts can be annotated according to the specified classes and given to the information extraction system to learn from so that future texts in the domain can be automatically mined for similar facts . This talk introduces an overview of the system and also focuses in some detail on experiments we have recently done using support vector machines in extending the named entity task to domain-based terminology identification and classification for functional genomics . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME May I remind you that there will be a Tuesday Seminar at &NAME tomorrow:- &NAME Tuesday , &NUM &NAME &NUM pm Professor &NAME &NAME , University of &NAME , &NAME The &NAME hypothesis Growing syntactic structure and code-mixing in the weaker language of bilingual children Abstract This talk , built on a paper in collaboration with &NAME &NAME , aims to show , first , that bilingual children can have one clearly Weaker Language , in terms of the amount of structure lexically instantiated . Second , that in these cases a regular code-mixing pattern was observed : in interactions in the Weaker Language , intra-sentential code-mixings consisted essentially of higher syntactic projections from the Stronger Language and phrases of lower level from the Weaker Language . The mixed utterances underwent a structural development over time , whereby constituents from the Weaker Language became gradually more complex , while those of the Stronger Language still consisted of higher syntactic projections . The possibly more general presence of this phenomenon , here referred to as the &NAME &NAME , can be seen as an extension of the Dominant Language Hypothesis . Lexical learning , in the Minimalist framework , seems to adequately explain such a phenomenon . Data from &NUM Swedish-Italian child and &NUM Swedish-French children ages &NUM through &NUM were analyzed , with supporting evidence from &NUM additional Swedish-French children . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME University of &NAME Research &NAME for English and &NAME &NAME &NAME House &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Irishman JH The other night I met a Northern Irishman ( Corpus undergrad I think ) who 'd be willing for you to record him talking if you still need subjects . His name 's &NAME &NAME and his e-mail &EMAIL . I 've said you 'll e-mail him . See you tomorrow - all the best &NAME SUBJECT: essay and dissertation Dear &NAME &NAME . Students , I have just sent you information concerning the acceptability of your proposed essay and dissertation topics . Most of you know who your essay adviser and dissertation supervisor are . In some cases I will have to approach the potential supervisor so you may have to wait a few days for a reply . You are entitled to &NUM hours of supervisions for the essay and &NUM hours for the dissertation . Please observe the word limit and deadline for submission . For further information please see the " Guidelines for assessment ... " ( a document which you received last term ) . Please let me know if you have any further questions . With best wishes , &NAME &NAME Director of the &NAME &NAME . Dr &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom and &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: titles Dear &NAME , I am pleased to say that the titles of your essay and dissertation have been approved by the Department . Your essay adviser will be Dr &NAME &NAME and your dissertation supervisor Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom and &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Lecture - Wednesday 19th &NAME All &NAME students , graduate or otherwise , are very welcome to come to the following : &NAME COLLEGE MIDDLE COMBINATION ROOM presents : &NAME Initiative in &NAME : The Story of &NAME &NAME , Anglican Mystic a graduate lecture &NAME GREGORY &NAME &NAME Student in the Faculty of Divinity and Member of &NAME College Wednesday 19th &NAME , &NUM p.m. &NAME &NAME &NAME Theatre &NAME College ALL WELCOME This message was sent to the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME List . If you have received this message in error , or wish to opt out of the list , please send an e-mail to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME accommodation - rhetoric strategies ( Fwd ) - ---- Dear all a fellow linguist warned me that if you ask your college for accommodation " for conference members " you are very likely to get a negative response . Perhaps you could say in an " underspecified " way that you just want rooms for " friends " . &NAME again , &NAME &NAME . The dates we are in need of rooms are Friday the 25th and Saturday the 26th of April SUBJECT: essay-diss . titles Dear &NAME , I have received one which has no name . The titles are &NAME tuning by female altos and , &NAME , French and &NAME ... Please let me know whose titles these are by return of email . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Irish speakers Dear &NAME , Thank you so much for offering to help ! I 'm copying this message to &NAME &NAME so that you and he can be in contact directly to arrange times etc. Thanks again and all the best , &NAME &NAME &NAME Phonetics Laboratory &NUM &NAME 's College Dept. of &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME 1ST &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME I 'd be delighted to help ! I should be able to hunt up a fair few others too - I 'll get some email addresses for you . I 'm not from &NAME , I 'm afraid , and neither are most of the people I know , but I hope this shall be useful nonetheless . &NAME At &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Dear &NAME , Hi ! Hope you 're well . I 'm writing to see whether you might be able to help me out with something . &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NUM of this year 's &NAME &NAME &NAME . students , needs to record some speakers from &NAME &NAME ( preferably but not essentially &NAME ) . Am I right that you would fit the bill , and if so , is there any chance we could borrow your voice for half an hour ? Payment of &NUM pounds is available . Also , do you know of anyone else who might be suitable ? We 're having trouble finding enough people . Many thanks in advance for any help you can offer ! &NAME &NAME &NAME Phonetics Laboratory &NUM &NAME 's College Dept. of &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME 1ST &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and Brain Sciences Unit &NUM &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: N. Irish speakers Dear &NAME , Hi ! Hope you 're well . I 'm writing to see whether you might be able to help me out with something . &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NUM of this year 's &NAME &NAME &NAME . students , needs to record some speakers from &NAME &NAME ( preferably but not essentially &NAME ) . Am I right that you would fit the bill , and if so , is there any chance we could borrow your voice for half an hour ? Payment of &NUM pounds is available . Also , do you know of anyone else who might be suitable ? We 're having trouble finding enough people . Many thanks in advance for any help you can offer ! &NAME &NAME &NAME Phonetics Laboratory &NUM &NAME 's College Dept. of &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME 1ST &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: reminder Dear &NAME &NAME . , I just wanted to remind you that you must submit your topics for the long essay and dissertation on the form provided , by not later than tomorrow . So I hope to see you in the office . Best wishes to all , &NAME SUBJECT: NL&IP Seminar Tuesday 18th &NAME Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 18th &NAME , &NAME ( PLEASE NOTE CHANGE FROM NORMAL LOCATION ) &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NAME in a Semantic Web &NAME Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME Institute of Informatics , &NAME &NAME : &NAME mining aims to automatically and reliably extract prototypical facts from large text collections such as company take-overs ( news ) , protein-interactions ( functional genomics ) , missile tests ( defence ) etc. . Typical approaches based on information extraction technology will usually focus on shallow semantics such as named entities in order to build up a template view of part of the text but this approach suffers from not being able to offer the computer a deeper understanding of the mined information or allowing this deeper understanding to feed back and influence the tempate filling process . In order to increase portability of knowledge and to allow the text mining system to incorporate deeper semantic knowledge of concept classes , properties ( slots ) , relations and axioms we are developing a front-end environment which allows domain-experts to specify such knowledge cooperatively online in the form of an ontology . Once an ontology has been agreed , a representative set of texts can be annotated according to the specified classes and given to the information extraction system to learn from so that future texts in the domain can be automatically mined for similar facts . This talk introduces an overview of the system and also focuses in some detail on experiments we have recently done using support vector machines in extending the named entity task to domain-based terminology identification and classification for functional genomics . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: various announcements ( Fwd ) Dear Colleague &NAME has received the following announcements ( below this message ) which may be of interest to Faculties / Departments . Please circulate if you feel this is appropriate . Thanks . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and Publicity Secretary &NAME for Research in the Arts , Social Sciences , and Humanities ( &NAME ) University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &WEBSITE &NUM ) Conference Announcement : " &NAME &NAME - &NAME of Identity in a Global Context " Relevant to : History &NAME &NAME &NAME Conference and festival presented by the &NAME Foundation for the Humanities , &NAME , &NAME Further information : &EMAIL or &WEBSITE &NUM ) Seminar Series : &NAME Group for Irish Studies Relevant to : English History &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM - Additional lecture March &NUM Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME Asylums in &NAME : &CHAR &NAME History ? " All meetings take place in The Parlour , &NAME College , on Tuesdays at &NUM 45pm . &NUM ) Conference Announcement : Northwestern University Gender Studies Program Relevant to : &NAME The &NAME &NAME &NAME Conference , April &NUM , &NUM , Northwestern University , &NAME Free and open to the public . Advance registration required . Visit &WEBSITE information . SUBJECT: Accommodation needed for &NAME visitors ( Fwd ) &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME for English and &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME , perhaps you already know that &NAME , the First &NAME &NAME Conference in Language Research will take place on Saturday the 26th of April . It 's a great opportunity for all &NAME students who deal with Language Research to participate , give a talk ( and get a publication out of this ! ) . See &WEBSITE / But it is also expected that many students from other universities will come to attend . I guess , we all understand how much a student coming from , say &NAME , ( who has to pay for travel expenses , meals etc ) would appreciate it if &CHAR / he can have high quality cheap accommodation for &NUM nights . One of the best and least expensive accommodation options around &NAME is the colleges guests rooms , and it would be great if we could book a number of them for Friday the 25th and Saturday the 26th . The guest rooms , however , can be booked only by members of the college , which is why we need your help . We would like to ask you to contact your college 's accommodation services and ask &CHAR ) how many rooms are available for Friday the 25th and Saturday the 26th and &CHAR ) how much a room would cost . We would greatly appreciate your help on this issue , because only members of a college are entitled to book the guest rooms . Please ask your accommodation services and then reply to &EMAIL Another way you could help a fellow visiting student would be to let him / her sleep in your room . Do n't worry about giving up your bed , students will bring their own sleeping bags . Students who try to make their trip as least expensive as possible would just appreciate a place on the floor . Let me just ponder on how many wonderful relations of true friendship can be formed on this basis , perhaps you could expect to be asked to pay a visit at their own university etc , surely you can expect the same treatment if their own unversity holds a conference etc ( This kind of accommodation will be matched for gender -in the spirit of &NAME &NAME 's day , do n't get me wrong ) So again , I would like to thank you for your help , looking forward to hearing from you , &NAME SUBJECT: Re-scheduled seminar : Approaches to the teaching of language Dear All Would those of you who are interested in attending the re-scheduled session by &NAME &NAME please let me know which of the following dates suits best . Tuesday 25th &NAME or 4th March at 4pm best wishes &NAME SUBJECT: Fwd : &NAME FRENCH GRADUATE CONFERENCE &NUM &NAME FRENCH GRADUATE CONFERENCE &NUM We are pleased to announce the provisional programme for this year 's French Graduate Conference , on the theme of 'Space " . This year 's conference will run over &NUM days , and with such a great variety of papers on the programme we hope that as many people as possible will be able to join us for what promises to be fantastic event . The registration form is pasted below and is also available from the website at &WEBSITE / We look forward to seeing you in March , &NAME &NAME & &NAME &NAME SPACE 7th &NAME FRENCH GRADUATE CONFERENCE &NAME College , &NAME , 26th - 27th March &NUM Wednesday March 26th 13: &NUM REGISTRATION 14: &NUM WELCOME 14: &NUM SESSION &NUM : EXPERIENCING SPACE £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME ) : Spatial Image and Image as Dynamic Space : Subjectivity and Representation in &NAME &NAME &NAME 's Amour des Amours and &NAME &NAME 's DE9lie . £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) : The Experience of Space in the Eighteenth Century Garden . £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) : Space , &NAME and the Banal in the Works of &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME . &NUM : &NUM COFFEE 16: &NUM SESSION &NUM : LITERARY SPACES £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME 's, &NAME ) : Players and Spaces of Play in &NAME French Manuscript Collections . £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME ) : Imagining / Imaging Women 's Space : The Rhetorical Architecture of the &NAME querelle des femmes . £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) : &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME and the United Space . &NUM : &NUM WINE RECEPTION 19: &NUM CONFERENCE DINNER Thursday March 27th 9: &NUM REGISTRATION 9: &NUM SESSION &NUM : MAPPING SPACE £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) : Early Modern Hesitations : The &NAME &NAME 's Newness and the &NAME &NAME 's &NAME . £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) : &NAME &NAME : The &NAME &NAME in the Work of &NAME &NAME . £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) : Mapping the Margins : Representations of &NAME and Space in the Work of &NAME &NAME . &NUM : &NUM COFFEE 11: &NUM SESSION &NUM : POSTCOLONIAL SPACES £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) : &NAME &NAME : Considering Space &NAME and Identity in &NAME &NAME 's &NAME l' &NAME . £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( Northwestern ) : The Theme of Exile in &NAME &NAME 's &NAME aphy . £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME " , &NAME ) : &NAME &NAME 's Algerian ( &NAME ) Spaces . &NUM : &NUM LUNCH 14: &NUM SESSION &NUM : CITY SPACE £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME 's College , &NAME ) : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME ) : Inside / Outside : The &NAME Brothers and the Second Empire Interior . £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( University of &NAME , &NAME ) : &NAME &NAME d' une &NAME : &NAME &NAME 's &NAME . &NUM : &NUM COFFEE 16: &NUM SESSION &NUM : ARCHITECTURAL SPACE £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) : The Issue of Dwelling and the Blossoming &CHAR &CHAR Love : The Philosophy of &NAME &NAME , &NAME and Architecture . £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) : &NAME &NAME : Maternity and Masochism in Patriotic Spaces . £ &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) : &NAME Theatre : The &NAME , &NAME . &NUM : &NUM CONFERENCE CLOSE &NAME French Graduate Conference Registration Form Please complete this form and send it to &NAME French Graduate Conference &NUM , &CHAR / &CHAR &NAME &NAME , &NAME College , &NAME &NAME &NAME Name : &NAME : &NAME ( if any ) : Address : Telephone : E-mail : I enclose a cheque made out to " &NAME French Graduate Conference " for the following amount ( please tick ) : &NAME : Wednesday : £ &NUM &NUM ( ) Thursday : £ &NUM &NUM ( ) Both days : £ &NUM &NUM ( ) Others : Wednesday : £ &NUM &NUM ( ) Thursday : £ &NUM &NUM ( ) Both days : £ &NUM &NUM ( ) On Wednesday this includes tea / coffee during the registration and in the afternoon and a wine reception in the evening . On Thursday this includes tea / coffee in the morning , lunch , and tea / coffee in the afternoon . I would like to attend the conference dinner on Wednesday evening and enclose a cheque made out to " &NAME French Graduate Conference " for £ &NUM &NUM ( please tick ) : ( ) Dietary requirements : SUBJECT: change to Graduate Training Sessions - &NAME &NUM &NAME Dear All &NAME &NAME , who was to give the first seminar this afternoon ( Approaches to the teaching of languages ) , is unable to do so . &NAME &NAME will now give his seminar at 4pm - Approaches to the teaching of translation &NAME &NAME will re-arrange her seminar and we will contact you with the new date . best wishes &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Experiments involving background noise Hi &NAME ! Yes , &NAME told me about your project . Of course I 'll be around , and willing to help -to the extent of my possibilities , not much , that is .. &SMILEY I wo n't be in the lab this pm , but I can be there tomorrow . Let me know when are you coming , to make sure that I do n't decide to pop out for lunch or something in this moment . ... See you soon , &NAME SUBJECT: Does anyone know a Spanish speaker ? As most of you know , for my &NUM , &NUM word essay , I 'm going to be doing an OT analysis of the Spanish derivational suffix " -ciF2n " . I was wondering if any of you knew a Spanish speaker ( that is Spanish of &NAME not Latin &NAME ) , who would n't mind being asked some questions ? It should n't take too long , and could probably be done by email if that would be easier . See you on Wednesday . Thanks &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NAME Tomorrow 11th &NAME Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 11th &NAME , &NAME &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : &NAME 's Approach to Natural Language Understanding in &NAME Applications Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME has been researching Natural Language Understanding for the last decade . Its resultant technologies offer many advantages over its competitors , with statistical language parsers replacing more traditional grammar based understanding methods as well as free form dialog offering full user control as well as features like digression and dissambiguation . This talk will present an introduction to these technologies , how they fit into the telephony environment and some of the design considerations deployed when developing such a system . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: REMINDER - Linguistic Society talk this Wednesday ( NOTE : not Thursday ) The &NAME University Linguistic Society will meet on Wednesday &NUM &NAME , &NUM : Professor &NAME &NAME School of Linguistics and Language University of &NAME will talk on " &NAME and movement types " ( abstract below ) &NAME : Wednesday &NUM &NAME , 5.00pm ( tea served from 4.30pm ) &NAME : The &NAME Library , &NAME College , &NAME Street . Following the talk , the society 's officers will take the speaker out to dinner at a local restaurant ; members of the audience are most welcome to join us . Membership of the society for &NUM remains at &NUM pounds ( &NUM pounds for students ) . If not already paid , subscriptions can be brought to the meeting . Cheques should be made payable to &NAME University Linguistic Society . AGREEMENT AND MOVEMENT TYPES The talk concerns certain conditions on agreement and movement in ( mainly ) Icelandic raising constructions . In Icelandic a seem-type raising verb takes an optional experiencer argument , assigned dative case . The dative &NAME is usually moved to subject position , in which case the seem-verb can optionally agree with the subject of the infinitival clause , as in ( &NUM ) . ( &NUM ) &NAME &NAME &CHAR [ the horses to be slow ] ( Icelandic with English words ) Or the dative &NAME can remain in &NAME if it is indefinite , as in ( &NUM ) . In that case the matrix verb and the embedded subject ca n't agree , so the verb gets default &NAME form . The intervening dative &NAME blocks agreement . ( &NUM ) There seems/ * seem ( to ) a man [ the horses to be slow ] If the dative &NAME is wh-moved , it still blocks agreement . ( &NUM ) ( To ) what man do you think that seems/ * seem &CHAR [ the horses to be slow ] ? A wh-trace blocks agreement , but an NP-trace does n't &NUM so to speak . This has various interesting implicatio ns for the theory of agreement and movement . For &NUM thing it presupposes that the wh-phrase moves directly to &NAME , without passing through &NAME , or the relevant trace &NAME be a wh-trace . It is far from obvious how thi I can be ensured . And why would NP-trace and wh-trace be different , to begin with ? Matters are further complicated by the fact that although the wh-trace blocks agreement , it does not block NP-movement across it . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Another major issue in phonetic research resolved ... and all by lunchtime on a Monday . Cheers , R &NAME &NAME Phonetics Laboratory &NUM &NAME 's College Dept. of &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME 1ST &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &EMAIL wrote : &NAME &NAME is a boy ! See the link : &WEBSITE See you around D. SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME is a boy ! See the link : &WEBSITE See you around D. SUBJECT: Fwd : PROGRAMME : " Hispanic Culture " - &NAME &NAME , &NUM March &NUM Envelope-to : &EMAIL From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : SiobhE1n Carew ( &EMAIL ) Subject : PROGRAMME : " Hispanic Culture " - &NAME &NAME , &NUM March &NUM Hispanic Culture Past & Present : Continuity & Change Monday &NUM March &NUM &NAME &NAME , University of &NAME " Hispanic Culture Past & Present : Continuity & Change " is a one-day postgraduate conference which aims to explore how individual or groups of works / themes / ideas / motifs are used and reworked in different periods , and across different media and even languages . Postgraduate students attending the conference will have the opportunity to interact and to present their work in a sympathetic forum held under the aegis of the Association of Hispanists of &NAME &NAME and &NAME ( &NAME ) . PROGRAMME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM Welcome &NUM &NUM Panel &NUM Visions of &NAME &NAME &NAME ( University College &NAME ) The &NAME &NAME in 91El taller literario &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME &NAME ( University of &NAME ) Definitions of 91Revolution " in &NAME : &NUM &NAME &NAME ( University College &NAME ) &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM Panel &NUM Cultural Expressions of &NAME &NAME &NAME ( University College &NAME ) The Elaboration of the Nation : Identity and &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME &CHAR &NAME ( University of &NAME ) &NAME and the Nation : Images of Mexican National Identity in the Fiction of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME ( University of &NAME ) Continuity and Change in &NAME 's Celtic Identity &NUM &NUM Lunch &NUM &NUM KEYNOTE LECTURE &NAME &NAME &NAME ( University of &NAME ) Emotion or Cognition ? : " &NAME &NAME &NAME " and " CuE9ntame " &NUM &NUM Panel &NUM Cinematic Remembrances &NAME &NAME ( &NAME College &NAME ) Norms of Love and Laws of &NAME : Impossible Relationships in the Work of &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME ( University of &NAME ) From Parody to &NAME : Humour in " &NAME rancios " and " &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR " &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM Panel &NUM Versions / Subversions &NUM &NAME &NAME ( University of &NAME ) Issues of &NAME : Influence or Innovative Adaptation ? 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" The seminar will take place in the &NAME &NAME , 3rd floor of the &NAME &NAME Building on the &NAME &NAME . &NAME , soft drinks and nibbles will be served as always ! Look forward to seeing you there ! &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear All The Custodians hauled me down to the &NAME &NAME this morning , to complain about the state in which the kitchen was left . I had to admit it was pretty untidy . They 're very cross because this happens regularly , and have said that they intend to give the place a thorough clean tomorrow morning and refuse after that to clear up after untidy persons . I 'm sure all of you are generally tidy and clear away cups etc after use . May I ask that the forgetful &NUM try to remember to bin their rubbish , and perhaps give the worktop by the sink the odd wipe ? thanks &NAME SUBJECT: Fwd : German Graduate Seminar Envelope-to : &EMAIL From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : SiobhE1n Carew ( &EMAIL ) Subject : German Graduate Seminar Dear all , You are invited to the next session of the German Graduate Seminar which will take place on &NAME &NUM &NAME at 8pm in the Junior Parlour , &NAME & &NAME College . &NAME &NAME will be presenting a paper entitled " Action and Reaction in &NAME &NAME 's &NAME wie wir " . Wine will be served ! Hoping to see you all there , &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 's College &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Fwd : Book History Seminar ( Fwd ) Envelope-to : &EMAIL &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME Carew ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Book History Seminar ( Fwd ) Status : Dear &NAME , Again ... ? Thanks , &NAME BOOK HISTORY SEMINAR - TODAY Thursday 6th Feb. &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME College &NAME &NAME ( &NAME College , &NAME ) Illustrations of instruments in manuscript and print culture : how sixteenth-century books redefined a medieval sundial . Dr &NAME &NAME to chair . Drinks will be served . All welcome . SUBJECT: &NAME Training Sessions - &NAME &NUM &NAME Dear All A reminder about the Graduate Training &NAME ( in the &NAME &NAME ) this Tuesday : 4pm - &NAME &NAME Approaches to the teaching of languages 5pm - &NAME &NAME Approaches to the teaching of translation Each session lasts and hour andyou are welcome to attend either or both . best wishes &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME &NAME The next meeting of the &NAME &NAME &NAME Committee will take place on Tuesday &NUM &NAME . If you have any issues you would like raised please contact your representative ( listed below ) . It always useful to have feedback on anything you feel we could do better , and anything you feel we are doing well . The minutes of previous meetings can be found at &WEBSITE / &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &EMAIL &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &EMAIL &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &EMAIL &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &EMAIL &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &EMAIL &NAME &NAME &NAME Departmental Secretary Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Concert - next Wednesday Dear all As promised to some of you , below is the advert for &NAME 's concert next week . It would be great to see as many as possible of you there ! The &NAME &NAME people ( some of them , anyway ) have a plan to go to some pub on &NAME &NAME before and possibly after ; we could all join them . I hope you 're all well , anyway , those of you I have n't seen for a while , and also that I 'll see you soon . All the best &NAME CADENZA IN CONCERT Wednesday &NUM &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME College Come to &NAME for a blast of &NAME 's &NAME &NAME &NUM ( and other ) decadence to get you in the mood ... What better preparation for the mood at our slack on Friday than to come and hear a varied programme of &NUM - &NUM close-harmony music from &NAME , one of the University 's longest-established close-harmony groups . People who were at the concert last term will tell you how much they enjoyed the music and the atmosphere ! More persuasion from &NAME &NAME , &EMAIL Corpus &NAME &NAME &NAME This is the mailing list for the Corpus &NAME College &NAME . Please contact &EMAIL if you have any questions , or wish to be removed from this mailing list This e-mail ( together with any files transmitted with it ) is intended only for the use of the individual ( &CHAR ) or the organisation to whom it is addressed . It may contain information which is strictly confidential or privileged . 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They were roughly : ba - &NUM da - &NUM ga - &NUM Your measurements would be more exact , but I think these look about right . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of &NAME &NAME Road University of &NAME &NAME , CB3-9AL &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Research Methods Dear All This message comes in &NUM parts , easy and hard . The hard part only concerns those who wish to attend &NAME 's lecture at &NUM tomorrow . Easy part : As last week , &NAME at &NUM tomorrow ( Wed 5th Feb ) will involve all &NAME students giving 3-minute summaries of their &NAME thesis projects . Hard part : If you want to attend &NAME 's lecture , please go to it , and then come promptly to &NAME at &NUM to give your project presentation , UNLESS you are doing a thesis in the areas of syntax or historical linguistics or a combination of both , in which case please come to research methods at &NUM and remind me to let you do your presentation at the start so you can then go and attend most of &NAME 's lecture . This arises because of a clash later in the afternoon . [ For fans of &NAME &NAME films I feel like &NAME Cleese 's schoolmaster character who delivers an interminable announcement beginning something like " &NAME boys in the fourth year please move their coats from the upper pegs to the lower pegs after games and before prep unless they have a note from their mother excusing them from games in which case they should leave their coats on the upper peg until after prep and ask a third year boy to move their coats . . ... &NAME . " . ] Best wishes &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Fwd : Staying up-to-date with &NAME &NAME ( Fwd ) If you wish to keep up-to-date with research in whatever discipline or if you often need to look for conference papers / journal articles , then &NAME and &NAME Alert will be useful to your work . &NAME provides access to the British Library 's Electronic table of content service and is a bibliographic database . &NAME &NAME offers an alerting service whereby details of newly published articles in selected journals are e-mailed directly and automatically to your e-mail address . A demonstration of this resource will take place tomorrow : * * Wednesday &NUM &NAME , &NUM : &NUM , &NAME Room &NUM , UL * * Interested parties are welcome to attend ! Booking is not required . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Holowaty Deputy Head of the Reference Department Reference Department , University Library , &NAME Road , &NAME &NAME &NAME , UNITED KINGDOM &NAME . : &NUM / &NUM &NAME : &NUM e-mail : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME Irish speakers Hi ! I 've been in touch with my Northern Irish contact , and he says that he would be happy to help you with your project . He also said that he 'd be able to put you in contact with some other people from &NAME &NAME as well . His email address is &EMAIL and I said you 'd get in contact with him to arrange it . His name is &NAME &NAME , and he 's very nice . Hope you 're ok and enjoying all the work ... See you soon , &NAME SUBJECT: today 's class Hi all , For today 's seminar , could you please bring along the data you measured in last Friday 's class ? Ca n't remember whether I mentioned this already on Friday . If not , my apologies ! All the best , R &NAME &NAME Phonetics Laboratory &NUM &NAME 's College Dept. of &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME 1ST &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME May I remind you there will be a seminar at &NAME tomorrow : Tuesday , &NUM &NAME &NUM Dr &NAME &NAME , Independent Researcher , &NAME ( joint work with &NAME &NAME , University of &NAME ) &NAME grammaticality and crosslinguistic research ; evidence from resumption in islands in English , German and Greek . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME University of &NAME Research &NAME for English and &NAME &NAME &NAME House &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: CLICK - &NAME ( &NUM &NAME ) What 's On - Mon 3rd Feb to &NAME 7th { S } sign up at &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Lecture Room - ( &CHAR ) book or cancel on-line [ &CHAR ] book directly with employer * revised details from printed Mon &NUM &NAME ( &CHAR ) Interview Practice Session &NUM : &NUM &NAME Mon &NUM &NAME ( &CHAR ) Reasoning Skills Tests &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NUM &NAME Street ( new entry ) &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME ( &CHAR ) &NAME &NAME ( Employer-led ) &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM : &NUM &NAME Wed &NUM &NAME ( &CHAR ) Interview Practice Session &NUM : &NUM &NAME Wed &NUM &NAME &NAME Electric Co Ltd ( new entry ) &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME ( &CHAR ) Interview Practice Session &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME ( &CHAR ) IT Ability Tests - &NAME &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME Opportunities in the Public and Civil Service &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME ( &CHAR ) Interview Practice Session &NUM : &NUM &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hall at &NAME Hall Hi there ! You 've all said you 'd like to come for formal hall next week , so here are a few more details . The dress code is 'smart casual " ( they prefer people not to wear jeans or trainers but are n't especially strict ) , and you do n't have to wear gowns . Thanks to those of you who have already paid , and if I owe you change and forget about it , do keep reminding me . If you have n't paid yet , it 's £ &NUM , and you can pay me by cash or cheque before or on the evening . I 've put the menu below for anyone who 's interested . We get sherry beforehand and port and coffee afterwards , and you can bring wine to have with the meal if you like ( they include a suggestion on the menu ) . Wednesday 5th &NAME &NUM &NAME " Honeydew Melon with &NAME Supreme of Chicken Princess &NAME Celeriac Mousse with &NAME &NAME &NAME & Grilled &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME with &NAME &NAME Wine suggestion : Virtually any wine would do , including your very best dry white I think the easiest thing would be to meet at 7pm in &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME is right between &NAME College and &NAME . If you 're coming from &NAME &NAME Lane , then it 's on your right as you get over the bridge . To get to the &NAME go past the porters " lodge and straight into the middle of the first courtyard . Turn left and you 'll see an archway straight ahead . The door just to the left of the archway is the &NAME . I hope that 's everything , and sorry for the rather longwinded email . If you 've got any questions / problems let me know . Have a good weekend . &NAME . SUBJECT: &NAME conference Dear &NAME , I would like to draw your attention to the announcement and call for papers for the &NAME conference to be held in &NAME this summer ( below ) . This information is also available at &WEBSITE forensic application of your work to present in &NAME ! Best , &NAME Announcement and Call for Papers Annual Conference &NUM International Association for Forensic Phonetics &NAME , &NAME &NUM June - &NUM July &NUM Austrian &NAME of Sciences &NUM &NAME , &NAME &NUM Conference Room : 1st floor , &NAME &NAME The International Association for Forensic Phonetics ( &NAME ) was formally established in &NAME , &NAME in &NUM . It seeks to foster research and provide a forum for the interchange of ideas and information on practice , development and research in forensic phonetics as well as to set down and enforce standards of professional conduct and procedure for those involved in forensic phonetic casework . &NAME &NAME Papers will be considered on speaker profiling , speaker identification , voice line-ups , decoding of disputed utterances , tape enhancement , tape authentication , and other related forensic phonetic issues . Submission of papers &NAME &NUM will welcome all contributions related to the areas mentioned above . A summary not exceeding &NUM words should be submitted by email to the Conference Office . All contributions will be refereed by the Scientific Committee . Student Papers The Scientific Committee offers a &NAME Paper Award to students . Important Dates &NUM March &NUM Abstracts due &NUM April &NUM Notification of acceptance &NUM May &NUM Reduced Registration Fees &NUM June - &NUM July &NUM Conference &NAME Conference &NUM Office &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME &NAME Research Institute , Austrian &NAME of Sciences &NAME &NUM &CHAR - &NUM &NAME , &NAME &NAME : &NUM / &NUM &NAME : &NUM / &NUM E-mail : &EMAIL E-mail : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Career Fever CD-rom in &NAME &NAME Dear All A copy of this is on the coffee table by the photocopier . If people would like more , let me know and I 'll try to get them . &NAME SUBJECT: Fwd : APPROVAL REQUIRED : mml-phd@lists.cam.ac.uk The PITS - designed for and by graduate students engaged in language research * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Hi all , This is just to remind you that the first PITS talk will be happening tomorrow , where we are delighted to welcome &NAME &NAME talking about a computational model for first language acquisition . Find all the details below . &NAME / coffee and biscuits will be served after the talk and we may migrate to the Anchor ... We would be grateful if you could forward this reminder to any graduate students you know who are interested / involved in language research . &NAME we get to meet you there ! Best wishes , &NAME and &NAME * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * &NAME &NAME Talk Series ( &NUM ) Friday &NUM January , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME House , &NAME &NAME * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * &NAME &NAME from the NL&IP Group , &ORG will be talking about A Computational Model for First Language Acquisition * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * &NAME : Computational simulations can be a useful tool in the study of language acquisition . If a model of the learning procedure can be built then acquisition theorems can be investigated . The significance of such an investigation could be to add weight to the validity of a theorem or to highlight problem areas where the theorem will come unstuck . The model may also be able to add something to discussion in the event that there is dispute over which theorem is the most relevant for a particular phenomenon . I shall discuss a model of lexical acquisition has been developed in order to learn both the semantic and syntactic category of lexemes associated with a generalised categorial grammar . Computational simulation shows that acquisition is possible when some prior language knowledge is assumed . The effects on acquisition have been explored when aspects of this prior knowledge are varied . Any predictions made by the computational model are only as relevant as the original assumptions it makes . Bearing this in mind , the purpose of the work is to create an initial model of language acquisition and show that this model can indeed learn . This original model based on strong assumptions can then be made more complex ( the assumptions can be relaxed ) if the model promises to be useful . SUBJECT: Fwd : UL book purchases Envelope-to : &EMAIL &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : SiobhE1n Carew ( &EMAIL ) Subject : UL book purchases Status : Could you send this to the postgrads please ? &NAME I was talking yesterday to &NAME &NAME , head of foreign cataloguing in the UL and responsible for book selection for almost all of &NAME &NAME . He asked me to remind you that he positively welcomes requests from you for purchase by the UL . Not only does it guarantee the UL gets what you need , and lessen his horrendous workload , but anything recommended by readers takes priority over library staff selections . You will be doing yourselves a favour and posterity as well : if you want it , someone else surely will in the future . ( Though he 's not responsible for the &NAME he 'll pass such recommendations on - I send mine to him anyway . ) The cataloguing backlog in the UL is also horrendous , owing to shortage of staff , but they can and will find books in it if you ask . So do n't assume they do n't have a book simply because it 's not in the catalogue , and do n't be shy to ask . While I 'm about it , another thing some of you will have heard me say already : the same applies to the binding backlog ; if a periodical volume is at binding ( which you can tell from the &NAME &NAME List of Serials , or deduce from the fact that there 's a gap between the bound volumes on the shelves and the unbound parts in the &NAME Room ) , it can almost always be extracted : ask in the &NAME Room . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME A reminder : Today , " Topics in &NAME " will be in the Law Faculty , room &NAME . - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: NL&IP Seminar 4th &NAME Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 4th &NAME , &NAME &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : " &NAME conversational agents -- the inside story " Speaker : &NAME &NAME - Lexicle &NAME , Innovation Center , &NAME &NAME : &NAME have produced the world 's first commercial embodied conversational agent ( &NAME ) - &NAME &NAME . Using a state of the &NAME &NAME and animation framework , &NAME &NAME enables a user to go to a web site and interact with a &NUM virtual agent using natural language . Aimed at the general computer scientist , this talk will include a high level introduction to the processing pipeline in &NAME 's &NAME : from the authoring tools for generating graphical and linguistic content , to the statistical &NAME system , gesture planning and client animation frameworks . &NAME &NAME will also include an introduction to &NAME and consider the challenges for current research in &NAME and computer graphics ( both for the individual fields and their integration ) . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: French Linguistics seminar Dear All , The next meeting of the French Linguistics seminar will take place next Tuesday ( &NAME 4th ) at 8.30pm We are very fortunate in having &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NUM ) as our guest speaker . He will be given a talk entitled " &NAME linguistique et commentaire grammatical a la fin du &NAME siecle en &NAME " . The talk will take place in the &NAME &NAME Room ( F2 ) , &NAME . Best wishes , &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Dept. of French &NAME University of &NAME &NAME 1RD &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM ( direct line ) &NUM &NUM ( messages ) SUBJECT: French Linguistics seminar REMINDER Dear All , The next meeting of the French Linguistics seminar will take place next Tuesday ( &NAME 4th ) at 8.30pm We are very fortunate in having &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NUM ) as our guest speaker . He will be given a talk entitled " &NAME linguistique et commentaire grammatical a la fin du &NAME siecle en &NAME " . The talk will take place in the &NAME &NAME Room ( F2 ) , &NAME . Best wishes , &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Dept. of French &NAME University of &NAME &NAME 1RD &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM ( direct line ) &NUM &NUM ( messages ) SUBJECT: Message to list : ling-staff@lists.cam.ac.uk ( Fwd ) From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &EMAIL Subject : pragmatics reading group &NAME : ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : Mulberry / &NUM ( Win32 ) &NAME : &NUM &NAME : text / plain ; charsetus-ascii ; formatflowed &NAME : 7bit &NAME : inline Sender : &EMAIL &NAME : bulk Dear All , The next meeting of the pragmatics reading group will take place on Thursday &NUM &NAME , &NAME . We will be discussing an article by &NAME &NAME & &NAME &NAME , " Turning the tables : language and spatial reasoning " , &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) , pp. &NUM and a response by &NAME &NAME et &NAME , " Returning the tables : language affects spatial reasoning " , &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) , pp. &NUM . The articles are available in the UL , or photocopies from me on request . &NAME : my room at &NAME College , &NAME East room &NAME All welcome . With best wishes , &NAME &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom and &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM &NUM &NUM email &EMAIL SUBJECT: CLICK - &NAME &NAME ( Message from My Prospects - American Studies Scholarships ) Another interesting message circulated by the 'My Prospects " Service ... From : &NAME University &NAME : American Studies Scholarships Department : School of American Studies MA &NAME HISTORY AND POLITICS , MA AMERICAN LITERATURE AND CULTURE , &NAME ( &NAME STUDIES ) The School , rated &NUM for research in all &NUM &NAME ( &NUM , &NUM , &NUM ) and a maximum &NUM in the &NUM &NAME , offers MAs with taught modules and rigorous training in research methods . Students from a range of backgrounds are welcome to apply . I good undergraduate honours degree ( &NUM : &NUM ) is expected . For further details , including new MA scholarships , see : &WEBSITE You can find more at : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Lab reports Dear all , Friday has been and gone , and I 've only received &NUM of &NUM lab reports on your Experimental Method project , and only &NUM other person has been in touch to let me know that their report will be late . To remind you : I 'm expecting a short report saying what you did , why you did it , what you found , and how you interpret your findings . The idea is to get some practice at interpreting and writing up experimental phonetic data . If you do n't get this practice now , then your 5000-word essay is likely to be your first attempt at this kind of work . It 's advisable to make your mistakes / have your intellectual epiphanies on a project that does n't count towards your &NAME &NAME . grade . You have , I think , done most of the practical work already . If you 're finding it 's taking a very long time ( more than &NUM hours ) to finish measuring your data , then talk to me about ways to make faster progress . The report itself should not be longer than &NUM words or so . Please hand your report in by ( at the latest ) this Friday 's phonetics class ( &NUM &NAME ) . If I do n't receive the work by then without good reason I 'll have to get in touch with the &NAME &NAME . co-ordinator about it . All best wishes , &NAME &NAME &NAME Phonetics Laboratory &NUM &NAME 's College Dept. of &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME 1ST &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: &NAME Interest Talks in Language Research ( the PITS ) &NAME : " &NAME East " ( &EMAIL ) From : " &NAME East " ( &EMAIL ) To : ( &EMAIL ) Subject : &NAME : &NAME Interest Talks in Language Research ( the PITS ) &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear All , Here 's a chance to discover what exciting language-related research is being done in other &NAME departments : find out at The PITS , an introductory talk series organised by &NAME &NAME students . We have scheduled &NUM talks for this term , inviting PhD students from other departments in &NAME to come and talk to us about their topic areas . All talks are introductory and aim to give us an idea of the kind of language research conducted in other &NAME departments . The first talk has been scheduled for next Friday , &NUM January , at 2pm in the RCEAL seminar room . Our speaker , &NAME &NAME , is a PhD student working with the Natural Language and Information Processing Group at the &ORG . Find the title and abstract of her talk below . Everybody is more than welcome to attend . &NAME , coffee and biscuits will be served after the talk and we may migrate to the Anchor . We hope to see you there ! &NAME & &NAME * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Friday , &NUM January , at &NAME : RCEAL seminar room , &NAME House ( next to the Judge Institute , &NAME &NAME ) Invited speaker : &NAME &NAME Natural Language and Information Processing Group , &ORG &NAME : A Computational Model for First Language Acquisition * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * &NAME : Computational simulations can be a useful tool in the study of language acquisition . If a model of the learning procedure can be built then acquisition theorems can be investigated . The significance of such an investigation could be to add weight to the validity of a theorem or to highlight problem areas where the theorem will come unstuck . The model may also be able to add something to discussion in the event that there is dispute over which theorem is the most relevant for a particular phenomenon . I shall discuss a model of lexical acquisition has been developed in order to learn both the semantic and syntactic category of lexemes associated with a generalised categorial grammar . Computational simulation shows that acquisition is possible when some prior language knowledge is assumed . The effects on acquisition have been explored when aspects of this prior knowledge are varied . Any predictions made by the computational model are only as relevant as the original assumptions it makes . Bearing this in mind , the purpose of the work is to create an initial model of language acquisition and show that this model can indeed learn . This original model based on strong assumptions can then be made more complex ( the assumptions can be relaxed ) if the model promises to be useful . * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Forthcoming talks at The Pits this term * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Friday , &NUM &NAME , &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NAME Group , &ORG , University of &NAME &NAME : t.b. a * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Friday , &NUM March , &NAME : &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME &NAME : Identification by voice ? Current Issues in Forensic Phonetics * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * SUBJECT: &NAME : No Topics in &NAME Dear Phonology people , To remind you : there is NO " Topics in &NAME " class today . We will meet on Thursday at &NAME instead , in &NAME &NAME &NAME . - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hall at &NAME Hall Hi &NAME , &NAME that you can come . You do n't need to wear gowns , and the college guidelines for dress are 'smart / casual " , which seems to be interpreted as a bit smarter than jeans and trainers but not as far as black tie . I think the menu goes up on the website about Thursday , so I should be able to tell you what we 'll be eating nearer the time . See you soon . &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &EMAIL wrote : Hi &NAME , Thanks for your invitation . A linguist formal hall is a great idea . I would like to come and I do n't have any dietary requirements . Do we need to wear our gowns ? &NAME tie optional ? See you , &NAME &NAME - -On &NAME , &NUM . &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Hi everyone , Since we do n't all get to see each other so much in class now , I though &CHAR it would be good to organise a get-together . I 've got permission to invite you all to formal hall at &NAME Hall on Wednesday 5th &NAME It starts at 7pm and you get a three-course meal , with sherry before an &CHAR port and coffee afterwards . You can bring wine to have with the meal if you want . It costs £ &NUM and generally turns out to be a nice occasion . If you 'd like to come , could you let me know by Friday morning at the latest , and tell me if you have any special dietary requirements . &NAME lots of you can come . It would be really good to see people outsid &CHAR of seminars . &NAME . SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME Just to remind you of the format of the Research Methods sessions on &NUM &NAME and &NUM &NAME : On &NUM &NAME you will each have a maximum of &NUM minutes to outline your research proposal for the 5k essay . I would suggest you aim to speak for &NUM minutes , giving in effect the summary which will be going on the form ; in this way there will be a couple of minutes for comments . Please do a " trial run " beforehand to check that you can do such a brief summary . [ You can count this as part of your training in " transferable skills " - if you 're being interviewed for the " Today " radio programme you 'll be lucky to get &NUM seconds to get over what you have to say before being interrupted ! ] And the same the following week for the thesis proposal . Best wishes &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: " TOPICS IN PHONOLOGY " NEW TIME AND ROOM - ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! NO MEETING ON MONDAY ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Hi All , I have successfully found a new room ( &CHAR ) ( thanks to &NAME &NAME ) . &NUM NO MONDAY Let 's start at once . Instead of meeting this Monday , let 's meet on &NAME the 30th from 3-5pm . Rooms below . This means that we will plan to meet on the Thursday of week &NUM -- i.e. the day after the official end of term . &NUM ROOMS AND WEEKS We 'll have different rooms every week ! ! ! ! I 'll put these on the webpage , and I 'll remind you of next week 's room each week . All rooms are in the &NAME FACULTY , GROUND FLOOR Week &NUM ( &NUM &NAME ) &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM &NAME ) &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM &NAME ) &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM &NAME ) &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM &NAME ) &NAME week &NUM ( &NUM Mar ) G35 &NUM LOMBARDI I 'll give the &NAME readings out on Thursday , OR ( if you 're keen ) , you can pick up your copy from my box on the &NAME second floor landing . All the best , &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Topics in Phonology on Monday Dear &NAME in Phonology People , I 've been unable to organize a room change . So to be on the safe side , let 's plan to meet as usual on Monday . - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Reminder - LINGUISTIC SOCIETY this afternoon The &NAME University Linguistic Society will meet on Thursday &NUM January , &NUM : Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME will talk on " The meaning of markedness in &NAME &NAME " ( abstract below ) &NAME : Thursday &NUM January , 5.00pm ( tea served from 4.30pm ) &NAME : The &NAME Library , &NAME College , &NAME Street . Following the talk , the society 's officers will take the speaker out to dinner at &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) on &NAME Road ; members of the audience are most welcome to join us . Membership of the society for &NUM remains at &NUM pounds ( &NUM pounds for students ) . If not already paid , subscriptions can be brought to the meeting . Cheques should be made payable to &NAME University Linguistic Society . THE MEANING OF MARKEDNESS IN OPTIMALITY THEORY The aim of this talk is to provide a formal account of the difference between " asymmetric " and 'symmetric " processes , set in &NAME Theory . A process is " asymmetric " in markedness terms if it always results in a particular feature value ( or one of a proper subset of possible values ) . For example , consonant epenthesis always produces a coronal or glottal segment , never a dorsal or labial . In contrast , 'symmetric " processes can affect any feature value ; for example , any place of articulation can undergo assimilation without any other also assimilating . This talk will present an account of the formal difference between asymmetric and symmetric processes . I will argue that the difference follows from the ( informal ) proposal 'More marked feature values are subject to greater preservation . " &NAME formally , symmetric processes are those for which faithfulness is relevant ; asymmetric processes are those for which faithfulness is irrelevant . This talk will discuss -- among other topics -- a typology of consonant epenthesis , and coronal neutralization in the Nepalese language &NAME . SUBJECT: Fwd : &NAME Conference - &NAME call * * * FINAL CALL FOR PAPERS * * * &NAME The University of &NAME First Postgraduate Conference in Language Research Saturday , &NUM April &NUM &NAME , &NAME SCOPE : The University of &NAME First Postgraduate Conference in Language Research ( &NAME ) is organised with the support of the newly founded University of &NAME Institute of Language Research ( &NAME ) . We invite postgraduate students to submit abstracts for oral and poster presentations on ANY topic of linguistic interest . IMPORTANT DATES : Abstract submission deadline : &NUM &NAME &NUM Notification of acceptance : &NUM March &NUM Registration deadline : &NUM April &NUM Conference date : &NUM April &NUM SUBMISSION GUIDELINES : Abstract submission guidelines are available at &WEBSITE , please contact &NAME &NAME on &EMAIL . Electronic submissions by e-mail are preferred . If e-mail is not available , abstracts may be sent in hard copy to the following address : &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME PROCEEDINGS : We aim to publish accepted submissions in the &NAME &NAME . CONFERENCE &NAME : All the information above as well as updates and contact details can be found at the conference website : &WEBSITE / We are grateful for the support of the Linguistics Association of &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Call for Papers &NAME The University of &NAME First Postgraduate Conference in Language Research Saturday , &NUM April &NUM &NAME , &NAME SCOPE : The University of &NAME First Postgraduate Conference in Language Research ( &NAME ) is organised with the support of the newly founded University of &NAME Institute of Language Research ( &NAME ) . We invite postgraduate students to submit abstracts for oral and poster presentations on ANY topic of linguistic interest . IMPORTANT DATES : Abstract submission deadline : &NUM &NAME &NUM Notification of acceptance : &NUM March &NUM Registration deadline : &NUM April &NUM Conference date : &NUM April &NUM SUBMISSION GUIDELINES : Abstract submission guidelines are available at &WEBSITE queries , please contact &NAME &NAME on &EMAIL . Electronic submissions by e-mail are preferred . If e-mail is not available , abstracts may be sent in hard copy to the following address : &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME PROCEEDINGS : We aim to publish accepted submissions in the &NAME &NAME . CONFERENCE &NAME : All the information above as well as updates and contact details can be found at the conference website : &WEBSITE / We are grateful for the support of the Linguistics Association of &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) . SUBJECT: essays Dear All , In answer to the question I received from some of you : your essays are in the process of being marked by examiners , after which they will be sent to the external examiner ( to &NAME ) for checking . You will receive your marks in mid-February . At that time you can also contact the examiners to receive more detailed feedback on the essays . I will let you know whom to contact when I communicate the marks to you . With best wishes , &NAME &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom and &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM &NUM &NUM email &EMAIL SUBJECT: NL&IP Seminar Tuesday 28th January Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 28th January , &NAME &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : Document filtering : tasks , models and implementation Speaker : &NAME &NAME - &NAME Research &NAME : Much information retrieval research revolves around a canonical model of a search task : a user issuing a query to a ( temporarily static ) document collection , and being presented with a ranked list of documents ( with perhaps a feedback loop ) . This model informs many aspects of the work - - the kinds of theoretical approach taken , many implementation issues including the design of efficient , fast-response systems , the measurement of effectiveness and the qualitative testing of systems . However , we may take a number of different views of the information task itself and the user context in which that task occurs . &NUM alternative is represented by the filtering task , as defined for the &NAME exercise . Here filtering is seen as a content-based , adaptive task applied to an incoming stream of documents , involving user needs represented by profiles . In this talk , I will explore the nature of this task , and some of the ways in which it must be treated differently from the canonical model . I will address both conceptual and implementation issues , and discuss some experimental results from &NAME . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: Various announcements ( Fwd ) &NAME has received the following notices which may be of interest to members of your Department or &NAME : &NUM ) British &NAME : Invitation to British &NAME / &NAME " Magazine Panel Discussion : DOES PHILOSOPHY MATTER ? &NAME : &NUM to &NAME , Tuesday , &NUM &NAME &NUM . &NAME : The British &NAME , &NUM &NAME House Terrace , &NAME &NAME 5AH . Speakers : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME . Chairman : &NAME &NAME , &NAME Professor of Philosophy , University of &NAME and author of &NAME : A Very &NAME Introduction . &WEBSITE / &NUM ) University of &NAME , College of Liberal Arts , Humanities Institute : Visiting Fellowships for &NUM under the theme of Labor , &NAME , and Empire . Aimed at advanced or already nationally recognized scholars or writers , but especially innovative or accomplished proposals from mid-career scholars will also be considered . &WEBSITE &NUM ) University of &NAME , &NAME &NAME : Call for papers for &NUM &NAME entitled " Warp : Woof - &NAME / Musicality / &NAME " . &WEBSITE Further information is available from the links provided and from &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and Publicity Secretary &NAME for Research in the Arts , Social Sciences , and Humanities ( &NAME ) University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Party Dear Friends and Acquaintances , I am throwing a leaving party this Thursday , and I 'd love to see you there . The basic plan is to have a Pancake Party , and then , if people want , we could move into a nearby pub . I 'll be making a huge batch of pancake mix and providing some toppings , but if people could bring their favourite toppings or snacks that would be much appreciated . Also , I do n't drink booze so you 'll have to bring your own if you want it . ( Do n't worry , I 'm not offended by it ) I 'll try and supply some bottles of soft drink or fruit juice . How to get there and when is listed below . When : &NAME onwards . Turn up whenever . Where : Room &NUM , Masters &NAME on &NAME Road . Directions : &NAME Road branches off the beginning of &NAME Road . There 's a petrol station on the corner . If you 're coming from the city centre just walk up &NAME Street and &NAME Street . It 'll be on the right . If you 're coming from near &NAME Street , you can wander up &NAME Street , go up &NAME Road a bit and onto &NAME &NAME . There you can cut through &NAME &NAME or &NAME colleges . Look for the petrol station and go down &NAME Road . Once you are on &NAME Road , walk down on the left hand of the road you should pass a &NAME dealership and an &NAME repairs garage . Next thing you see should be another petrol station with &NAME and &NAME supermarkets behind them . Follow the road down to the left of the &NAME to this red brick building which is Masters &NAME . Go to the entrance by the letter boxes on the left hand side . Press the buzzer for No. &NUM . I 'll buzz you in , and you can take the lift or the stairs to the second floor and my room is more or less in front of you . Within &NUM blocks of Masters &NAME there is &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , a petrol station shop and an off-license . So there 's no need to worry about running out of food ! See you there ! &NAME &NAME Food allergies and preferences . I can make vegan or wheat-free / gluten-free pancakes if needed , but warn me now , so I can be sure that I have all the necessary ingredients . &NAME &NAME free to bring &NAME or tapes of your favourite music . SUBJECT: LINGUISTIC SOCIETY - Talk this Thursday The &NAME University Linguistic Society will meet on Thursday &NUM January , &NUM : Dr &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME will talk on " The meaning of markedness in &NAME &NAME " ( abstract below ) &NAME : Thursday &NUM January , 5.00pm ( tea served from 4.30pm ) &NAME : The &NAME Library , &NAME College , &NAME Street . Following the talk , the society 's officers will take the speaker out to dinner at &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) on &NAME Road ; members of the audience are most welcome to join us . Membership of the society for &NUM remains at &NUM pounds ( &NUM pounds for students ) . If not already paid , subscriptions can be brought to the meeting . Cheques should be made payable to &NAME University Linguistic Society . THE MEANING OF MARKEDNESS IN OPTIMALITY THEORY The aim of this talk is to provide a formal account of the difference between " asymmetric " and 'symmetric " processes , set in &NAME Theory . A process is " asymmetric " in markedness terms if it always results in a particular feature value ( or one of a proper subset of possible values ) . For example , consonant epenthesis always produces a coronal or glottal segment , never a dorsal or labial . In contrast , 'symmetric " processes can affect any feature value ; for example , any place of articulation can undergo assimilation without any other also assimilating . This talk will present an account of the formal difference between asymmetric and symmetric processes . I will argue that the difference follows from the ( informal ) proposal 'More marked feature values are subject to greater preservation . " &NAME formally , symmetric processes are those for which faithfulness is relevant ; asymmetric processes are those for which faithfulness is irrelevant . This talk will discuss -- among other topics -- a typology of consonant epenthesis , and coronal neutralization in the Nepalese language &NAME . SUBJECT: Conducting Masterclass in Music Faculty ( Fwd ) ( Fwd ) Subject : Conducting Masterclass in Music Faculty ( Fwd ) &NAME Master Class with &NAME &NAME ( &NAME College of Music and &NAME ) Monday 20th January &NUM pm , Rehearsal Room , Music Faculty Free Entry &NAME &NAME will be working with &NUM undergraduates on &NAME Symphony No. &NUM . All observers are welcome as are players . The scoring for this symphony requires Strings , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ( in &CHAR ) , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ( in &CHAR ) and &NAME . If you would like to play , please contact &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME : editorial team Thanks for letting me know ! I 'll contact you soon . &NAME Hi &NAME , I never did any scientific editing , but for some years I have been laying out a church 's 16-page newsletter every second month . A friend of mine and me used &NAME to do the layout ( one of the older versions , however ) . See you , &NAME - -On &NAME , &NUM . &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME East ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Hi &NAME , Thank you for your reply - I 'm glad you want to be involved . We have had a good response , but it may be that you are the most experienced ! Were you involved in editing / publishing with your &NAME experience ? There is a committee meeting later this month so after that , at the end of the month , I 'll arrange a meeting of the editiorial team and we can see what needs to be done and get things going . So I 'll email you again in about a fortnight . All we need now are more abstracts for the conference , so do spread the word ! Till then , &NAME Hi &NAME , I am writing in connection with your search for members of an editorial team of the &NAME conference proceedings . It would be a pleasure to join the team . I have good experience of &NAME , &NAME Office etc. Currently , I am doing an &NAME in &NAME , though I already started my PhD research in &NAME last year . If you think I could be of some help , please feel free to contact me . All the best , &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME visit ( Fwd ) &NAME &NAME &NAME and Publicity Secretary &NAME for Research in the Arts , Social Sciences , and Humanities ( &NAME ) University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &WEBSITE &NAME INFORMATION DAY WITH ARTS AND HUMANITIES RESEARCH BOARD ( &NAME ) &NAME is pleased to announce the visit on Friday &NUM &NAME of Professor &NAME &NAME , Chief Executive of the &NAME . All senior members of the university , especially in the Arts , Social Sciences and Humanities are invited to attend this information day . It is anticipated that the long-awaited Government Funding Review of Higher Education will have been announced just before this visit , and &NAME &NAME will be able to share the &NAME 's response to the new opportunities . The &NAME has also recently undertaken major reviews of its role in the training of postgraduates in the Arts and Humanities and its support for &NAME students and &NAME &NAME will address those issues . The event will begin with coffee at 11.00am in the &NAME Theatre in Bene' &CHAR &NAME and will end at 3.45pm . &CHAR full programme is available on the &NAME website at : &WEBSITE Those wishing to attend should register with &NAME &NAME ( &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM , email : &EMAIL ) , giving their name , email address , and Faculty or Departmental affiliation . SUBJECT: ( Fwd ) WOULD YOU PLEASE FORWARD THIS ANNOUNCEMENT TO TEACHING OR GRADUATE STUDENT MEMBERS OF YOUR FACULTY OR DEPARTMENT WHO MIGHT BE INTERESTED ? MANY THANKS SHARON NEVILL Research Group CULTURAL HISTORY & LITERARY IMAGINATION &NAME &NAME College &NAME &NAME 's College &NAME Programme , &NAME &NAME &NUM # &NUM January &NAME &NAME , &NAME ( &NAME College , &NAME ) WRITING DANCING : ASPECTS OF THE INTERFACE BETWEEN LITERATURE , DANCE AND AESTHETICS , &NUM &NUM pm in the Mong Building , &NAME &NAME College # &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME ( &NAME University ) &NAME &NAME : &NAME UND &NAME &NAME &NAME This is a joint seminar with the Research Colloquium of the Department of German and will take place at &NUM pm in the Senior Parlour , &NAME & &NAME College # &NUM March &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME / University of &NAME &NAME , Chapel &NAME ) title to be confirmed 4pm in the Mong Building , &NAME &NAME College Further information on the research group 's activities can be found at : &WEBSITE or contact : Dr &NAME &CHAR &NAME , &EMAIL Dr &NAME &NAME , &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Tuesday 21st January Natural Language and Information Processing Group Seminar &WEBSITE / 12pm , Tuesday 21st January , &NAME &ORG , &NAME &NAME Building , &NAME &NAME Avenue &WEBSITE &NAME : Grammatical Relations , &NAME &NAME and Question Answering Speaker : &NAME &NAME - University of &NAME &NAME : In this talk , I will give an overview of my PhD thesis work on automatically finding grammatical relations to verbs in English . Grammatical relations ( &NAME ) , such as subject , direct object , temporal or locative adjunct , are interesting from a theoretical as well as from a practical point of view because they constitute a link between syntax and semantics . &NUM approach to finding GRs is to have a parser construct a full parse of a sentence and to extract GRs from the parse tree afterwards . By contrast , our relation finder directly extracts grammatical relations from part-of-speech tagged and chunked text . The relation finder is implemented through a supervised machine learning algorithm , viz . &NAME &NAME . I will briefly explain &NAME &NAME , show how &CHAR derived training and test material from the &NAME &NAME and give a summary of results . In the second part , I will show how GRs can be used for open domain question answering ( &NAME ) on the &NAME . I will introduce the &NAME task and its evaluation , explain how &CHAR implemented a &NAME prototype and show examples of successes and failures . ( All welcome - For instructions on how to get to the &ORG , please see : &WEBSITE ) SUBJECT: Re : Experimental Phonetics this term Dear &NAME &NAME , thanks for your message . I 'm glad the book was of help . If you could drop it off in the lab that 'd be great - either today or tomorrow is fine ! If I 'm not there , the best place to leave it is by &NAME , the &NAME machine by the window on the first bench as you come in. All the best , &NAME &NAME &NAME Phonetics Laboratory &NUM &NAME 's College Dept. of &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME 1ST &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &EMAIL wrote : Dear &NAME , thanks for your e-mail , and &NAME New Year to you as well ! I still have your &NAME &NAME " Acoustic and Auditory Phonetics " on my desk . It was a very valuable resource for writing my phonetics essay . Thanks for helping me out . How may I return the book to you ? I will be at the Department tomorrow at &NUM p.m. , and on Friday for our &NUM Phonetics classes at &NUM a.m. and &NUM p.m. So I could bring it with me . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME - -On &NAME , &NUM . &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME New Year ! I hope you had a good break and are enjoying a bit of well-deserved post-essay relaxation . This message is to let you know arrangements for the Experimental Phonetics seminar this term . &NAME &NAME will teach the Friday and Monday seminars for the first &NUM weeks of term , beginning this Friday &NUM January at &NUM . I 'll teach &NAME &NUM and &NUM , and Dr &NAME &NAME ( who I do n't think you 've met yet ) will teach &NAME &NUM and &NUM . On a different topic , could each of you please hand in your Experimental Method report by Friday &NUM January . You can leave the reports in the pigeonhole marked " Linguistics Ph. &NAME students " on the 2nd floor of the &NAME &NAME Building by the central staircase . I 'll return the reports to you with comments the following week . Do get in touch in the meantime if you need help with the doing or the writing up of the project ! Best wishes , &NAME &NAME &NAME Phonetics Laboratory &NUM &NAME 's College Dept. of &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME 1ST &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Research Methods Dear &NAME students Just to remind you that the first &NAME session is tomorrow , Wed &NUM &NAME ( the day before lectures officially begin ) at &NUM pm in Room &NUM of the &NAME . It 's a chance for you to discuss the process of finding topics for the long essay and thesis , try out ideas , etc. Best wishes &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME And &NAME and I will be there at 2pm on Thursday if you 'd like to join us . &SMILEY - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : &NAME y' all : For this week : Compare interrogative and declarative boundary thingies for each of the sentences and note differences via email . Code for sentences : &CHAR &NAME , &CHAR &NAME &CHAR " lambs eat oats " &CHAR " lambs eat oats on Sundays " &CHAR " Oats are nice on Sundays " &CHAR decl , &CHAR int To measure : &CHAR : [ oats ] &CHAR : [ oats ] [ on Sundays ] [ oats on Sundays ] &CHAR : [ Sundays ] Please try to send your observations to all of us via email before early next week-ish . &NAME Do you &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Mail Plus - Powerful . &NAME . 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Talks or poster presentations are invited in areas from acquisition to aspect , psychology to syntax , speech to semantics , modelling to morphology . ... Do visit &WEBSITE not yet done so . ALSO ... we aim to publish a conference proceedings , too , and would like to establish an editorial team to take on this project . If you would like to be involved , please could you email me , &NAME , on &EMAIL , and I 'll get back to you to organise a meeting to get things going ! &NAME to hear from you & &NAME New Year . &NAME East on behalf of the &NAME organising committee SUBJECT: Re : UPDATE - &NAME experiment Hi , I can meet anytime after &NUM : &NUM . See you soon , &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &EMAIL wrote : Dear all &NAME - &NAME ca n't make before lunch on Monday . I have a meeting with &NAME &NAME on Monday afternoon but do n't yet know at what time - I am waiting to hear from her . &NAME asks whether there is any time on Monday afternoon that we could meet . I will say as soon as I can when it would be possible for me but in the meantime can everyone else please say at what time they would be available ? That way , as soon as I know when I can do it , we can fix something up . Thanks a lot - see you all soon - &NAME - -On &NUM January &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM &EMAIL wrote : &NAME New Year to everyone ! Yes , I did have good holidays working at home in &NAME day and night , but I had the chance to see my girl friend &NUM or the other day and that 's been great ! Monday morning , &NUM a.m. at the lab , is fine for me . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME - -On &NAME , &NUM . &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM &EMAIL wrote : Dear all , &NAME New Year to those people that I have n't seen yet this term ( J-H and &NAME ) - I hope you had good holidays . I certainly did . We need to meet early this week to talk about writing up our phonetics experiment on &NAME from the end of last term . What we need to do is divide up the analysis of the recordings , analyse them &NAME and then write them up - but , of course , we need to do that separately . Can we meet on Monday morning - say 10am at the Phonetics Lab ? I have n't contacted anyone there about this as I do n't suppose we need to - there just need to be machines free , which there will be . We can then spend as long as we 've got free or want to analysing our bits of data and we can put them all together when we 've all finished . Personally I have no idea how long that will take - I suppose , therefore , it 's best to leave ourselves as long as we can . Sorry this is comparatively early on a Monday morning - the reason as far as I 'm concerned ( apart from giving ourselves as long as possible ) is that I have a meeting with &NAME &NAME in the afternoon . That would then give me Tuesday to work on this stuff . I 'm also still considering whether to make an application to &NAME and , if I do , I will be taking it there by hand on Wednesday 15th . Let me know if this is OK , though . If it is , see you on Monday ! All the best &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of &NAME &NAME Road University of &NAME &NAME , CB3-9AL &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Romance Linguistics option Dear All , Please would you let me know ( by return ) if you have signed up for the Romance Linguistics option this term . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Dept. of French &NAME University of &NAME &NAME 1RD &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM ( direct line ) &NUM &NUM ( messages ) SUBJECT: submission of &NUM &CHAR . essays Dear &NAME student , Since your essays are due by Friday noon , I have to let you know that there has been a problem with the water mains on the Site , due to which the Department office will be closed all day Thursday . So it will not be possible for you to hand the essays in. We hope , however , that repairs will be carried out which will mean we can Re-open the office Friday morning , so please bring your essays then . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Topics in Phonology Room Dear &NAME people , " Topics in &NAME " will be held in &NAME . - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: site cleaning &NAME site cleaning will take place on Sunday &NUM January . Please ensure , if possible , that you do not leave cars and bicycles on site that day to enable access for cleaning machines . &NAME &NAME &NAME Departmental Secretary Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Institute of &NAME ( Fwd ) ( Fwd ) To all students -- in case you are interested . &NAME Sat &NUM &NAME an IoL colleague from the &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , will be giving a talk on " new opportunities for linguists " in &NAME College at &NUM , preceded by coffee at &NUM . This is obviously more relevant to students than to established linguists - hence our reason for contacting you , in case you feel it might be of interest to your students . Dr &NAME writes " The job market is undergoing a fundamental change . People no longer have jobs for life - in fact they often do not have careers for life ! If you are able and willing to be flexible and adaptable , and if you are willing to learn new skills on a continuous basis , you can turn this to your advantage . The talk aims to give a short overview of areas that are undergoing change and to look at where and how new opportunities are presenting themselves . She will focus on : sharing knowledge ; high tech companies ; CAT-tools , pros & cons ; knowing your tools of trade ; web pages - design , translation , localisation ; localisation - products , software , hardware , games ; international English ; niche operators ; subtitling & editing etc Yours sincerely &NAME &NAME &NAME . Sec . ( pro tem . ) &NAME : &NAME &NUM SUBJECT: Topics in &NAME Dear &NAME people , To clear up any confusion about phonology in &NAME : There is a course called " Topics in &NAME " during the &NAME term . It is on Mondays from &NUM . I do n't know what room it 's in yet , but I 'll let you know . All the best , &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: essay deadline Dear &NAME &NAME . student , I hope essay-writing is going well . This is just to remind you to submit all &NUM essays , in duplicate , by &NUM January mid-day to the Department office . The deadline is not flexible , there will be penalty points for late submission unless you request an extension on serious medical or personal grounds , supported by your doctor or college tutor . As you may already know , I am taking over the coordination of the &NAME &NAME . programme from &NAME &NAME . If you would like to talk to me about any problems with the course , please contact me by email or phone ( &NUM ) &NUM to make an appointment . With best wishes , &NAME &NAME Director of the &NAME &NAME . Dr &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom and &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM &NUM &NUM email &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME , &NAME . &NUM . In Elements of grammar . Dear All , has anyone got a copy of this book that I could see please ? I' like to photocopy some pages and I 'll give it back immediately . Thanks a lot , &NAME SUBJECT: minutes of the meeting on &NUM December &NUM Minutes of the meeting on Monday , &NUM December &NUM at 4pm &NAME chaired by &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME . The announced talk by &NAME &NAME from the University of &NAME had to be cancelled as the speaker was unable to travel due to some problem at the &NAME airport . The Institute will try to reschedule the talk for next year . &NUM MINUTES OF THE MEETING OF &NUM JULY &NUM had been circulated by e-mail . &NUM MATTERS ARISING : none . &NUM STUDENT CONFERENCE / Report by &NAME East . The organisation of the student conference planned for &NUM April &NUM is well under way . The deadline for abstracts is &NUM &NAME &NUM and the reply will be given by &NUM March . The first call for abstract was distributed in October and a second call will follow next week . At the moment &NUM abstracts have been received . An e-mail was sent to staff members who might be asked to review abstracts . A second e-mail will be sent soon as a reminder . &NAME : &NAME will support the conference with £ &NUM . &NAME University Press will have a bookstall . They will also sponsor a reception . A conference pack . is planned . There is also a plan to publish conference proceedings at a charge . Rooms have been booked in &NAME , where there are projectors ( i.e. use of PowerPoint ) and a poster area . &NUM WEBSITE Report by &NAME &NAME . - Schedule of events : not many news about ongoing events are submitted . The members are reminded and encouraged to do so . - New link : a new link to the &NAME &NAME &NAME has been included , an institution similar to &NAME : - &NAME : there was a suggestion of introducing the possiblity of joining &NAME without a form . This is not possible because members have to give explicit permission for their details to appear on the website . - Domain &WEBSITE &NAME has got permission for the new domain name . - Dr &CHAR &NAME suggests putting the PhD research titles on the web . After some discussion as to how to do this ( via links to the departments , asking the supervisors to provide their studentsB4 titles , asking the PhD students themselves ) it was agreed that this information should be collated and added to the website . You can send this information to the secretary , Dr &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) . &NUM POSTGRADUATE TRAINING The Research Councils / funding bodies require the institutions to which they give grants to provide adequate research training to postgraduate students . In the Northwest a pool of institutions ( &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) grouped as Northwest &NAME for Linguistics ( &NAME ) hold research sessions twice a year . Prof &NUM &NAME raised the question of what &NAME is doing and / or should do to comply with them . Some departments in &NAME already provide research training to different extents and in different ways . The Research &NAME for English and &NAME &NAME provides a comprehensive research training programme as part of the &NAME and ongoing through &NAME and is recognised by the &NAME as a research training outlet . With respect to the general question of what should be done it would seem that there are &NUM ways : - build up research training in the South East along the lines of the &NAME , - suggest that the &NAME become the national training institution . In both cases this would imply cooperation rather than competition with the &NAME . On a first step it is felt as necessary to find out what is already provided . To this end members are encouraged to forward to the &NAME ( i.e. to the secretary , Dr &CHAR &NAME ) statements about what they do with respect to research training . &NUM &NAME - &NAME &NAME will give a talk on &NUM &NAME &NUM at &NAME College . This talk will be co-sponsored by the Institute . - &NAME &NAME is trying to organise an annual lecture on semitic morphology . &CHAR suitable date would be end of April He would like to make sure that it does not collide with other events . - &NAME and time of next meeting : Tentative date : 27th June &NUM in the afternoon . &NAME KirbyB4s talk will be rescheduled for this date . Dr &NAME &NAME University of &NAME Institute of Language Research &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Pickett on acoustics of speech Has anyone got a copy that I could see please ? If you 're still using it I could just photocopy some / all and give it back immediately but I really would appreciate seeing the book - the &NAME copies are out and the UL does n't seem to have it ! Thanks a lot &NAME SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Workshop for &NAME &NAME 's in French Language Studies ] ( Fwd ) Forwarded message Dear colleague , I am writing to you in my capacity as Chair of the Research Committee of the Association for French Language Studies . As you probably know , French and other Modern Languages departments in many &NAME universities suffer from a dearth of staff qualified in linguistics ( whether theoretical , descriptive or applied ) . &NUM reason for this highly undesirable situation is that there is a long-standing shortage of linguistics postgraduates working on French and other Modern Languages in the &NAME . The &NAME Research Committee is trying to boost the number of postgraduate students working in French Language Studies , with the hope that some of them will eventually join our ranks in &NAME teaching and research . We are organising the Workshop detailed below for potential postgraduates on Saturday 1st &NAME . I would be extremely grateful if you could distribute the information below to your students in &NAME , both &NAME Year &NAME &CHAR , and those on a MA . Interested students should return the form at the bottom to myself AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ( preferably by e-mail ) , since we hope to shape the programme to suit the needs of participants . I would like to reassure you that the workshop is NOT a publicity event for any particular institution or Department , and that we in &NAME are not trying to poach your potential postgraduates . Postgraduate work on French linguistics can of course be done in a Linguistics Department - I , and a number of &NAME colleagues , did this ourselves . Rather , we are genuinely trying to do something to increase the amount of postgraduate work being done in French Language Studies , and in the longer term to enlarge the pool of potential candidates for linguistics posts in French Departments . Thanks in advance &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Research Committee WORKSHOP FOR POTENTIAL POSTGRADUATES IN FRENCH LANGUAGE STUDIES . This * free * workshop is for potential postgraduates in all areas of French Language Studies . WHEN ? Saturday 1st &NAME , &NUM a.m to &NUM p.m. WHERE ? &NAME College , University of &NAME ( room &NUM , main &NAME bulding , &NAME Street , &NAME ; next to &NAME House ) Please note that this is NOT a publicity event for any particular institution or Department , but is part of a general &NAME drive to increase the number of postgraduates in our discipline . The programme will include short talks , Question & Answer sessions and time for for small group or individual discussions . It will cover : GENERAL & PRACTICAL ISSUES An overview of different possibilities at Masters " level and beyond ; funding and career opportunities ; what being a postgraduate is really like at the various stages ; what to do in order to start next year . AREAS OF FRENCH LANGUAGE STUDIES AND POSSIBLE RESEARCH TOPICS A panel of experienced researchers will outline what work in their areas involves , and suggest some priorities and possible topics for research projects . Areas will include : * Description & Analysis of French ( in its different varieties ) - &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , Discourse ; * History of French ; * French , Second Language Acquisition and other areas of &NAME &NAME ; * &NAME and French , including Variation . Speakers will include : Dr &NAME &NAME ; Professor &NAME &NAME ; Dr &NAME &NAME ; Professor &NAME &NAME ; Dr &NAME &NAME ; Professor &NAME &NAME . Some help with travel expenses will be available to students ( &NAME or &NAME &CHAR ) coming from a long distance , and who attend the Workshop for the whole day . If you would like to register for the Workshop , please complete the details below and send the form by e-mail , to the organiser , &NAME &NAME , &EMAIL Please send this AS SOON AS POSSIBLE , and not later than Wednesday &NUM January . * Please allocate me a place on the Workshop for potential Postgraduates in French Language Studies , at &NAME College , &NAME , on Saturday 1st &NAME . * My name is : ________ ___________ * I am currently registered as a student on the &NAME &CHAR / &NAME A course in ___________ at the University of &NAME * &CHAR heard about the workshop via __________ * Areas of French Language Studies that I would like to hear about at the workshop are : ________________________ ( Please consult the &NAME Research Guide for a fuller range of research areas : &WEBSITE ) &NAME &NAME University of &NAME SUBJECT: Morphosyntax and semantics books SEMANTICS : &NAME 's now got the UL copy of the * Linguistic Inquiry * volume with the &NAME , &NAME and &NAME article in it ( which is out to me ) . I think most people who want it have seen it . If you still want it , let &NAME ( &EMAIL ) know by the end of tomorrow ( Tuesday ) or she 'll return it to the UL ( thanks &CHAR ! ) . &NAME : MY RETURNS : If they 're of any use to anyone , I 've just returned the following : To the &NAME : &NAME , " The Syntax of &NAME " &NAME , " Introduction to Morphological Theory " ( if you come in here for those on or soon after the date of this e-mail and they 're not on the shelf , ask at the desk . They may not have had time to shelve them yet - that 's happened to me twice in the past week ! ) To the UL : a book each by &NAME and &NAME ( not 'Syntax of &NAME " ) . I also returned &NUM books that had been recalled : * Linguistic Inquiry * &NUM ( &NUM ) with the &NAME article on &NAME 's reading-list ; &NAME &NAME and &NAME , * On the Definition of Word * ; and another one that I ca n't even remember the title of . MY REQUEST : Has anyone got a copy of &NAME , * A-Morphous Morphology * , please ? Both the UL and the &NAME copies are out ( though the &NAME one is due back today ) . If any of you has got one , could I please see it for long enough to take a copy of the remaining chapters I need ? I can come to you and get it or you could bring it along to the pub tomorrow night , whatever you like . Thanks a lot ! D. SUBJECT: Re : Website citations Hey &NAME and whoever , For internet citations , this is a good reference : &WEBSITE They have &NUM different styles , although I think the &NAME style ( for US humanities papers ) or the &NAME style ( for US scientific papers ) is best . I personally prefer the &NAME style . But like &NAME said , the bibliography does n't matter so much as long as it 's clear and complete . So just make sure you have all the info , and do n't forget to include the date you accessed the site in case it 's been updated since then . &NAME - -- &EMAIL wrote : Just in case there 's anyone out there right now ... I 'm doing my essay on word formation and including some material from &NAME &NAME 's website on &NAME . Does anyone know what the standard practice is on how to cite websites as references in bibliographies / lists of references ? Thanks a lot &NAME Do you &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Mail Plus - Powerful . &NAME . Sign up now . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Phonetics lab alarm Dear all In case you 're still racking your brains to remember where you were last night ( and after all it is the party season ) the mystery has been solved , and all is well . &NAME Dear all We 're investigating a mysterious triggering of the Phonetics Lab alarm on WEDNESDAY evening , &NUM December . If anyone had a little accident with the door of the lab , e.g. opening the door not expecting the alarm to be set , and not knowing / remembering the code , could &CHAR / he please e-mail me and let me know ? There will be no recriminations , but it is very important you let me know if this did happen . Best wishes &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Phonetics lab alarm Dear all We 're investigating a mysterious triggering of the Phonetics Lab alarm on WEDNESDAY evening , &NUM December . If anyone had a little accident with the door of the lab , e.g. opening the door not expecting the alarm to be set , and not knowing / remembering the code , could &CHAR / he please e-mail me and let me know ? There will be no recriminations , but it is very important you let me know if this did happen . Best wishes &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME 's idea Hi everyone , For those who are sticking around next week , we thought we 'd try and manage another get-together . Tuesday night , 8ish , at the Maypole this time . For those of you who do n't know it , it 's near the centre of town . If you go along &NAME &NAME 's Street ( past &NAME and &NAME 's Colleges ) , straight over at the crossroads and along &NAME Street , and then left at the end , and the Maypole 's on the left just past the carpark . &NAME to see lots of you there . &NAME . On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi everyone , we were thinking that it would be really nice if we could all get together before everyone went home for the holidays . would n't it be great if we could all go to the pub , and maybe see if we could go for &NUM hours without mentioning formants , &NAME agreement and everyone 's favourite phonological theory ( idea ? framework ? - who can say ? ) OT ? I do n't think it will be too hard . Please come . We 're going to be in the &NAME and &NAME ( at the junction of &NAME Road and &NAME Road - &CHAR . near the faculty ) next Tuesday night at &NUM , and it would be great to see everyone , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME Do you &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Mail Plus - Powerful . &NAME . Sign up now . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME option choices Thanks for your prompt information , and good wishes , &NAME - -On Tuesday &NUM December &NUM &NUM : &NUM pm &NUM &EMAIL wrote : Dear &NAME &NAME &NAME asked us to e-mail you our decision , which &NAME course option we intend to follow in &NAME term . In my case this will be : - Topics in phonology ( &NAME &NAME ) ( &NAME ) - Experimental Phonetics ( &NAME &NAME & others ) Best wishes - &NAME &NAME &NAME . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME option choices Dear &NAME students Now that the dust has settled on the end of Term , it 's time to decide which options you intend to follow in &NAME . We need to know in order to plan the seminars . Could you e-mail &NAME with the names of your &NUM choices before &NUM on Friday &NUM &NAME please ? You can do this by deleting all but the relevant &NUM from the list below : Topics in syntax ( &NAME ) Topics in phonology ( &NAME &NAME ) ( &NAME ) Historical Linguistics ( &NAME ) &NAME ( &NAME ) &NAME Change and the Romance &NAME ( &NAME &NAME and others ) Experimental Phonetics ( &NAME &NAME & others ) If you intend to follow a third option , please add it in brackets . If you intend to sit in on an option without participating fully ( i.e. doing the reading and , where required , making a presentation ) you should check with the member of staff running the seminar that this is OK . Best wishes &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Phonetics experiment Fine . I 'll see you then ! &NAME &NAME &NAME Phonetics Laboratory &NUM &NAME 's College Dept. of &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME 1ST &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &EMAIL wrote : Dear &NAME Would it be OK for you to come to the lab at noon tomorrow ( I suppose Monday is today actually as it 's gone midnight but we 'll let it go ) ? That would be excellent . It should give us enough time to collect the data from you and talk over any problems we might have discovered in the meantime - we plan to meet at &NUM to prepare materials etc. &NAME will then come at 3pm . Thanks very much for your help . Hope you had a good weekend - looking forward to seeing you tomorrow . All the best &NAME ( and &NAME , &NAME and &NAME ) SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME TALK and &NAME MEETING TODAY Dear all , TALK CANCELLED : &NAME &NAME is unable to give his talk this afternoon as the flights are all seriously delayed from &NAME and the latest projected time for arrival at &NAME is &NUM . He feels that this is cutting it too fine , and in any case the delay could be longer . The talk will be rescheduled for another date . MEETING : The meeting , scheduled for &NAME , will now take place at 4pm at &NAME &NAME on the &NAME &NAME . The &NAME &NAME is a detached building , smaller than &NAME &NAME &NAME . Drinks will be served in the &NAME &NAME Room at 5pm . Dr &NAME &NAME University of &NAME Institute of Language Research &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Re : HoT-HoP in &NAME &NAME Hi &NAME , Here 's the original reply I sent . It must have got lost . I just hit on an instance of &NAME in &NAME &NAME : &NAME does not allow &NAME clusters , e.g. when vowel initial suffixes are affixed to a stem that ends in a vowel . Usually , the vowel of the suffix is deleted but if the suffix consists only of this vowel , then a glide is inserted , e.g /ata+im / ) [ atam ] with deletion of /i / , but /ari+a / ) [ ariya ] with epenthesis of the glide /y / . The following ranking should do the job ( first sketch ) : * &NAME , MAX-ROOT ) ) REAL ) ) &NAME ) ) &NAME ( with REAL demanding that at least &NUM segment of a morpheme must be realised ) The phenomenon and analysis seem very good . Here are a few suggestions / questions for the analysis , and readings : &NUM Instead of of * &NAME , could you use ONSET ? &NUM For more on &NAME ( i.e. your " &NAME " ) , check out &NAME &NAME &NUM : he calls it " &NAME " . The most recent reference is &NAME , &NAME &NUM . &NUM What is the ranking of * VV ( or ONSET ) relative to MAX-ROOT ? &NUM Why does the glide [ &CHAR ] get epenthesized rather than some other consonant ? &NUM You 'll need to discuss why you ca n't use a constraint 'MAX-Affix " to explain the epenthesis case . See &NAME & &NAME ( &NUM ) " Faithfulness and &NAME &NAME " ( &NAME &NUM ) and &NAME " Positional Faithfulness " on this issue . There seems to be nothing spectacular about this analysis , especially no new constraints , but &NAME &NAME ( author of the &NAME grammar ) has different underlying forms and he uses a phonologically unmotivated rule that deletes the glide /y / before consonants . I think the analysis is really good . It shows clear evidence for the constraint MorphReal , which is a good contribution . It would be good to discuss &NAME 's analysis in terms of Richness of the Base . Does he have to make any assumptions about the input to make his analysis work ? If so , you can argue against his approach . ) What do you think ? Is this good enough to serve as a phenomenon for my phonology essay ? Should I look for something more challenging ? By no means . This sounds great . I think it 's just the right size , and it DOES make a useful contribution . All the best , &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Fwd : &NAME : Temporary teaching vacancy Dear &NAME , If you know of anyone in or within reach of the &NAME area who would be interested in the following temporary vacancy I would appreciate it if you could pass it on . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME DEPARTMENT OF LANGUAGES AND INTERCULTURAL STUDIES TEMPORARY VACANCY ( SABBATICAL COVER ) &NAME - JUNE &NUM &CHAR part-time linguistics teaching opportunity exists for &NUM semester ( &NAME - June &NUM ) to cover teaching in the areas indicated below during a period of sabbatical leave . A contract could be available for &NUM person able to offer the range of expertise required , or alternatively could be shared between &NUM people . In each case input would be to a module shared and led by a full-time colleague in the department . The contract-holder would be expected to participate in assessment processes as well as teaching . Undergraduate teaching ( &NUM weeks &CHAR &NUM / &NUM hours depending on numbers - Mondays , pm ) Input required for a second year undergraduate module on Language , &NAME and Identity . Specific input needed on language rights , language loss / language death , language and nationalism , language planning , language education policy . Students are mainly modern linguists or students of English as a second language / &NAME . Postgraduate teaching ( &NUM weeks &CHAR &NUM hours - Thursdays 6.00-8.00pm ) Input required for module on Second Language Acquisition . We would be interested to hear from people able to contribute in any area of &NAME but particularly in the areas of &NAME theory , &NAME research methodology , communication strategies , learner variables . Teaching rates : £ &NUM p.h. Informal inquiries may be made via e-mail to Dr &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) . Interested parties should send a letter of application and a &NAME by 4th December to : Dr &NAME &NAME , Department of Languages and Intercultural Studies , &NAME Polytechnic University , East Road , &NAME &NAME &NAME . Dr &NAME &NAME &EMAIL Division of Languages & Intercultural Studies &NAME Polytechnic University East Road &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : + &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM ( &NAME &NUM ) SUBJECT: Fwd : &NAME : Temporary teaching vacancy Dear all , Dr &NAME &NAME suggested to forward this to members of the society , who may not be on &NAME and not otherwise have heard of it : Dear &NAME , If you know of anyone in or within reach of the &NAME area who would be interested in the following temporary vacancy I would appreciate it if you could pass it on . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME DEPARTMENT OF LANGUAGES AND INTERCULTURAL STUDIES TEMPORARY VACANCY ( SABBATICAL COVER ) &NAME - JUNE &NUM &CHAR part-time linguistics teaching opportunity exists for &NUM semester ( &NAME - June &NUM ) to cover teaching in the areas indicated below during a period of sabbatical leave . A contract could be available for &NUM person able to offer the range of expertise required , or alternatively could be shared between &NUM people . In each case input would be to a module shared and led by a full-time colleague in the department . The contract-holder would be expected to participate in assessment processes as well as teaching . Undergraduate teaching ( &NUM weeks &CHAR &NUM / &NUM hours depending on numbers - Mondays , pm ) Input required for a second year undergraduate module on Language , &NAME and Identity . Specific input needed on language rights , language loss / language , language and nationalism , language planning , language education policy . Students are mainly modern linguists or students of English as a second language / &NAME . Postgraduate teaching ( &NUM weeks &CHAR &NUM hours - Thursdays 6.00-8.00pm ) Input required for module on Second Language Acquisition . We would be interested to hear from people able to contribute in any area of &NAME but particularly in the areas of &NAME theory , &NAME research odology , communication strategies , learner variables . Teaching rates : £ &NUM p.h. Informal inquiries may be made via e-mail to Dr &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) . Interested parties should send a letter of application and a &NAME by 4th December to : Dr &NAME &NAME , Department of Languages and Intercultural Studies , &NAME Polytechnic University , East Road , &NAME &NAME &NAME . Dr &NAME &NAME &EMAIL Division of Languages & Intercultural Studies &NAME Polytechnic University East Road &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : + &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM ( &NAME &NUM ) SUBJECT: Fwd : Re : Sound-proof booth tour Hey y' all , I 'm sorry this is so late . &NAME made the good point I should have cc-ed you to the original . &SMILEY Anyhow , if you get this , please reply , otherwise I will try calling your phones at about &NUM : &NUM . Now to go read your other messages and see what 's happening . ... Dear &NAME Thursday is OK . Would &NUM noon be convenient for the group ? Regards , &NAME Do you &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Mail Plus - Powerful . &NAME . Sign up now . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Institute of Language Research meeting , Monday &NUM December A MEETING of the Institute of Language Research will take place next Monday , &NUM December , at 3pm . You can find the agenda below under ( &NUM ) . The meeting will be followed by a TALK by &NAME &NAME of the University of &NAME at 4pm . The title is " The Transition to Language : Where &NAME , Culture and Evolution Meet " . You can find the abstract below under ( &NUM ) . Both the meeting and the talk will take place in the &NAME &NAME . Drinks will be served in the &NAME &NAME Room at 5pm . ( &WEBSITE , &NUM &NUM Minutes of meeting of July 1st . &NUM Matters arising . &NUM Student conference . &NUM Website . &NUM Postgraduate training &NUM &NAME . ( &NUM ) ABSTRACT The Transition to Language : Where &NAME , Culture and Evolution Meet &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE Understanding the evolution of human language is a uniquely challenging scientific problem . &CHAR truly explanatory account of the emergence of language must answer &NUM questions : why are languages the way they are and not some other way ? and how did language arise out of non-language ? The standard Evolutionary Psychology approach to these questions posits an innately specified strongly constraining device for learning language . The " why " question is answered by equating the set of possible languages with the set of learnable languages . Biological evolution through natural selection is often appealed to in order to answer the " how " question . The learnable languages are claimed also to be the optimal languages in terms of the survival / reproductive success of language users . In this talk I will argue that the Evolutionary Psychology view is flawed because it fails to take into account the complexity of the interacting dynamical systems that underlie human language . &CHAR new framework for understanding language evolution is put forward that explicitly models these interactions : the &NAME &NAME Model ( &NAME ) . The &NAME treats language as an emergent property of interacting " agents " whose behaviour is the result of observational learning of other agents " behaviour . &NAME , the input to a learning agent is previously learned behaviour by another agent . In computer simulations of iterated learning , linguistic structure emerges from randomness without natural selection . I will demonstrate this and some of the other features of the &NAME that have been the subject of recent research . For example : iterated learning gets round some long-standing learnability problems ; it shows why the " poverty of the stimulus " , far from being a problem for learning , actually enables the evolution of syntax ; it can explain why some languages have some stable irregulars within otherwise regular paradigms ; it predi cts certain &NAME constraints on linguistic variation ; it provides a new way of looking at the difference between creolisation and language change ; and it removes many of the obstacles in the way of an explanation of the origins of language in homo sapiens . &NAME &NAME &EMAIL / &ORG Theoretical and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME University of &NAME Institute of Language Research &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: talk on &NAME coup d' etat -this Friday ( Fwd ) ( Fwd ) I would really appreciate it if you could send the following out to members of the &NAME &NAME : In April of this year , &NAME experienced a coup followed by a popular revolt and counter-coup to bring back the deposed President &NAME . Over the course of &NUM hours , the country held its breath as no less than &NUM Presidents were sworn into office only to be replaced hours later . As part of my year abroad , I was living in &NAME and was able to watch events unfold first-hand . I am going to be giving a presentation on my experiences this Friday , including a screening of the &NAME documentary " The &NUM Day Coup " , which I consider to be a very balanced version of events . Entry is free , and all are welcome . DATE : Friday 6th December TIME : &NAME PLACE : &NAME College , &NAME &NAME For further information please contact : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( evld2 ) SUBJECT: Very Important-Safety ( Fwd ) Sorry if you have already received this message . Subject : Very Important-Safety Dear all , If you are locked in any part of the &NAME &NAME Building due to the swipe card system failing , please do the following : Break the glass in the GREEN box which is on the wall next to every swipe card access door . Thanks and best wishes &NAME SUBJECT: Re : HoT-HoP in &NAME &NAME ( Fwd ) &NAME , I just hit on an instance of &NAME in &NAME &NAME : &NAME does not allow &NAME clusters , e.g. when vowel initial suffixes are affixed to a stem that ends in a vowel . Usually , the vowel of the suffix is deleted but if the suffix consists only of this vowel , then a glide is inserted , e.g /ata+im / ) [ atam ] with deletion of /i / , but /ari+a / ) [ ariya ] with epenthesis of the glide /y / . The following ranking should do the job ( first sketch ) : * &NAME , MAX-ROOT ) ) REAL ) ) &NAME ) ) &NAME ( with REAL demanding that at least &NUM segment of a morpheme must be realised ) The phenomenon and analysis seem very good . Here are a few suggestions / questions for the analysis , and readings : &NUM Instead of of * &NAME , could you use ONSET ? &NUM For more on &NAME ( i.e. your " &NAME " ) , check out &NAME &NAME &NUM : he calls it " &NAME " . The most recent reference is &NAME , &NAME &NUM . &NUM What is the ranking of * VV ( or ONSET ) relative to MAX-ROOT ? &NUM Why does the glide [ &CHAR ] get epenthesized rather than some other consonant ? &NUM You 'll need to discuss why you ca n't use a constraint 'MAX-Affix " to explain the epenthesis case . See &NAME & &NAME ( &NUM ) " Faithfulness and &NAME &NAME " ( &NAME &NUM ) and &NAME " Positional Faithfulness " on this issue . There seems to be nothing spectacular about this analysis , especially no new constraints , but &NAME &NAME ( author of the &NAME grammar ) has different underlying forms and he uses a phonologically unmotivated rule that deletes the glide /y / before consonants . I think the analysis is really good . It shows clear evidence for the constraint MorphReal , which is a good contribution . It would be good to discuss &NAME 's analysis in terms of Richness of the Base . Does he have to make any assumptions about the input to make his analysis work ? If so , you can argue against his approach . What do you think ? Is this good enough to serve as a phenomenon for my phonology essay ? Should I look for something more challenging ? By no means . This sounds great . I think it 's just the right size , and it DOES make a useful contribution . All the best , &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Taster session : Pragmatics Notice This is to let you know that the Taster Session for PRAGMATICS will be given on Friday , &NUM December , at &NUM p.m. in Room &NUM , &NAME , by Dr &NAME &NAME . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Just to remind you that the final Research Methods session is at &NUM tomorrow ( &NAME ) , when &NAME &NAME will be dealing with &NAME methods Best wishes &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Phonetics essays Dear &NAME students I have allocated times between &NUM and &NUM this Thursday , next Tuesday , and next Wednesday for short consultations with me on your &NUM word phonetics essays . Please sign up on the timetable on the door of the phonetics lab . If you are going to be here next week , you might like to choose one of the times next week so as to leave the slots this Thursday for those who are leaving early . The slots are relatively short ( &NUM mins ) , so please come prepared to use the time well , i.e. with a CLEARLY PRINTED PLAN FOR YOUR ESSAY no longer than &NUM &NAME sheet , and specific questions to ask . Best wishes &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: No student election ( Fwd ) Dear all , Student elections will not be held tomorrow after all as we received the exact number of nominations to fill the vacancies . The &NUM nominated students will be confirmed as the new student representatives for &NUM . Best wishes , &NAME &NAME &NAME Chief Secretary Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM E-mail : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Student Elections ( Fwd ) Dear all , I would like to remind you that elections for student representatives for the &NAME &NAME will be held on Tuesday , &NUM December from &NUM am until &NUM pm . There are elections for &NUM undergraduate representatives ( for which undergraduates can vote ) and for &NUM graduate representative ( for which graduate students can vote ) . Please come to vote and show your support . The student representatives are there to voice your views . Manifestos from the nominees are posted on the &NAME Notice-Board on the first floor landing in &NAME near the pigeon-holes ( opposite the Faculty Office ) . ( &CHAR copy of the electoral roll is also posted on the board if you wish to check your eligibility . ) Best wishes , &NAME &NAME &NAME Chief Secretary Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM E-mail : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Morphology evaluations Dear &NAME people , Please remember to put your morphology course evaluations in my box on the 2nd floor landing in &NAME . You can also return them to me on Monday at phonology . - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: " The Devil is in the Detail " Dear all As requested this morning I 've put &NUM photocopies of the above article of in my pigeon hole ( &NAME second floor landing , near the Lings office ) . The copies are numbered ( &NUM ) to ( &NUM ) , and it would be nice if the person who takes one could notify the other &NAME students ( but not me ! ) so that everyone who wants to can have a look . Best wishes &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: The pointing hand Dear MPhil people , As you come to write your essays, you might start wondering where to find the 'pointing hand' for OT tableaux .The original pointing hand is found in the font ' WP Iconic Symbols A ' . There are also pointing hands in the fonts 'Wingdings' and 'Wingdings2', commonly supplied on PCs . I have attached the font 'WP Iconic Symbols A' to this e-mail . If you have a PC, you can install it . To install the font , follow the instructions supplied in your windows help file .- &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME tomorrow Dear &NAME people , Tomorrow is the last Morphology lecture . I will prepare some things to talk about , but the aim of the lecture is for you to ask questions and raise issues that you would like to discuss . So , if you have questions about _any_ part of the material we 've covered , feel free to raise them in the lecture tomorrow . - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Re : &NAME revision On Monday , December 2nd , at the usual scheduled time and place , &NAME and I will be conducting a revision seminar for Li2 / LT2 psycholinguistics students . We will be presenting some prepared material - for example , theories of second language acquisition will be discussed since this was not adequately covered in the original lecture . Part of the session , however , will consist of an open question and answer period and therefore we would ask you to come prepared with either any general questions that you have regarding the course as a whole , or with any specific questions you have regarding what has been presented in the lectures to date . SUBJECT: RFB-Christmas Closure ( Fwd ) Please note that after checking with the various libraries in the building , the &NAME will be on swipe-card access only from Saturday &NUM December &NUM to Wednesday &NUM January &NUM ( inclusive ) . On Thursday &NUM and Friday &NUM January the doors will be open between &NUM am and &NUM pm as the English Library will be open on those days . &NAME will be on swipe-card access again on Saturday and Sunday . Normal service will resume on Monday morning ( &NUM January ) . With best wishes for Christmas and the New Year . &NAME &NAME &NAME Chief Secretary Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM E-mail : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME students Can I just remind you that the final &NUM Research Methods sessions of this term will take place at &NUM tomorrow and on &NAME &NUM December . Tomorrow Dr &NAME &NAME will be dealing with methods in Historical Linguistics , and next week Dr &NAME &NAME with &NAME Research Methods . Whether or not you intend to work in these areas , the Research Methods course is a central part of your 'research training " , and you are expected to attend . Best wishes &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: &NAME letters Dear &NAME I have drafted a letter for you to satisfy the authorities in &NAME . The text is as follows - please confirm that is says all that you require . I will then print &NUM copies as requested . &NAME &NUM November , &NUM To Whom It &NAME &NAME : Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME date and place of birth - &NUM / March / &NUM - &NAME , German This is to confirm that &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME is a full time student at &NAME College in the University of &NAME ( &NAME ) . &NAME &NAME is studying for a &NAME &NAME ( in &NAME ) . He matriculated and began this course on 1st October &NUM and is expected to graduate in the summer of &NUM . If I can be of any further help please do let me know . &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) &NAME &NAME " Office &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Experimental Method classes Dear all , As you may have noticed from your timetables , there are &NUM classes on Experimental Method scheduled for the coming &NUM Wednesdays ( &NUM &NAME and &NUM &NAME ) , 2-4pm . These classes will involve designing and carrying out a small-scale phonetics experiment ( formulating hypotheses , designing materials , recording speakers , measuring , analysing and interpreting data ) . They 're intended primarily for those of you who intend to take the Experimental Phonetics option next term ... you know who you are , and you should attend the classes ! Other students are very welcome to come along if interested , but the classes are * not * compulsory for you . All the best ! &NAME &NAME &NAME Phonetics Laboratory &NUM &NAME 's College Dept. of &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME 1ST &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ? ) , guten morgen ! kannst &NAME mir bitte &NAME gefallen tun ? &NAME ich &NUM &NAME &NAME weg bin , koenntest du bitte die lecture notes abholen ? &NAME zwei kopien mitnehmen statt eine . Wenn du nicht zur &NAME gehst , ist das ja auch kein problem . Aber wenn du schon da bist , waere es mir super hilfreich , wenn du eine kopie der lecture notes fuer mich abholen koenntest . &NAME &NAME und viel Spass , vlg , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Hi All , Errata for &NAME 's book are at : &WEBSITE- &WEBSITE - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: mis-spelling your name Dear &NAME , Thank you for pointing out the error in the list I circulated . I have now sent out an amendment to members of Department , copy to the Degree Committee . The &ORG have their own records , and I have checked to see that they have spelt it correctly . Many apologies ! &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME tomorrow , &NUM November Dear all , just a reminder that tomorrow 's lecture at 11am will be in the LECTURE BLOCK , not in the phonetics lab as in recent weeks ! best wishes , &NAME &NAME &NAME Phonetics Laboratory &NUM &NAME 's College Dept. of &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME 1ST &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: TODAY AND TOMORROW : Language Processing Experiment , would you , like to help ? ( Fwd ) ( Fwd ) Subject : TODAY AND TOMORROW : Language Processing Experiment , would you , like to help ? Dear &NAME ( and others ! ) If you have n't taken part in one of &NAME &NAME 's experiments during this term and you 'd like to do so now , please read the following message and come along to CALL either this afternoon or tomorrow ( hours for the experiment listed below ) . If you took part in the experiments earlier on this term , PLEASE IGNORE THIS MESSAGE . MANY THANKS ! &NAME Hello everybody ! My name is &NAME &NAME and I am doing a PhD in Linguistics . I am currently running some experiments on language processing . I am looking for * native speakers of English * who could spare &NUM minutes to do a very easy exercise in my computer . For those of you who * have n't done the test before * and are willing to give me a hand with my thesis , I will be at the CALL Facility in the &NAME this afternoon ( &NUM : 30pm ) and tomorrow all day ( &NUM : &NUM : &NUM ) . Thanks ! &NAME SUBJECT: extra tutorials Dear &NAME , Please note : I omitted the times of the tutorials , in my previous email , they are as follows : Thursday , &NUM am and Thursday &NUM midday , both these to take place in Room &CHAR &NUM - &NAME &NAME , as stated . Regards , &NAME SUBJECT: extra tutorials Dear &NAME , Prof. &NAME will be holding some extra tutorials on Thursday mornings , starting this week and until the end of Term . These will take place in : Room &CHAR &NUM - &NAME &NAME ( the big glass building opposite the rear entrance of &NAME ) . With best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Acoustic Phonetics homework Dear &NAME &NAME , thanks for your homework ; all correct ( see below ) . Sorry I 've taken a while to get back to you about it . Best wishes , &NAME Hi &NAME , these are my answers to the acoustic phonetics homework . &NUM &NUM The period of waveform ( &NUM ) is about &NUM ms &NUM &NAME Yes . ( &NAME , I am confused about what it means that a period is higher or lower than another period , because " period " has been introduces as " the duration of a cycle " . However , &CHAR ( &NUM ) in waveform ( &NUM ) is higher than that in waveform ( &NUM ) . ) You 're absolutely right - my mistake ! I should have used one of the words " longer " or 'shorter " for the period . As you correctly point out , shorter period higher f0 . &NUM &NUM The period of waveform ( &NUM ) is about &NUM ms &NUM &NAME Yes . &NUM &NUM &NUM repetitions , therefore &NAME is at about &NUM &NAME Correct . &NUM &NUM &NUM repetitions , therefore &NAME is at about &NUM &NAME Correct . &NUM &NUM ( &CHAR ) : The higher &NAME , the lower the corresponding vowel . ( &CHAR ) : The lower &NAME , the higher the corresponding vowel . &NAME ( &NUM ) indicates a low &NAME . Together with ( &CHAR ) , I conclude that ( &NUM ) represents a high vowel . Yes - it 's [ &CHAR ] . &NAME ( &NUM ) indicates a high &NAME . Together with ( &CHAR ) , I conclude that ( &NUM ) represents a low vowel . &NAME . &NUM &NUM &NAME ( &NUM ) has the higher-frequency squiggles , i.e. the higher-frequency &NAME . Correct . &NUM &NUM Tongue fronting results in a higher &NAME . &CHAR low &NAME indicates a back vowel . Therefore , ( &NUM ) should be a front vowel and ( &NUM ) should be a back vowel . Yes . We do n't have exact measurements , so safer to say in _relative_ terms that ( &NUM ) is fronter than ( &NUM ) . SUBJECT: Hearing tests ( Fwd ) &NAME Department of Experimental &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Street We are looking for both male and female subjects to participate in the hearing tests to assess the quality of distorted speech and music . Preferably , we would like to have normal hearing staff / students within the University of &NAME , aged between &NUM . Preferably , the subjects would have to be speakers of English . &NUM and &NUM sessions ( visits ) are required for &NUM complete test . The time taken for &NUM session would be about &NUM to &NUM minutes . Successful subjects would be paid at £ &NUM &NUM per hour . If interested , please contact Dr. &NAME &NAMEat &NUM &NUM or &EMAIL . 3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D &NAME &NAME, Ph. &NAME Research Associate , Department of Experimental Psychology , University of &NAME , &NAME Street , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME . &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME . &NUM &NUM &NUM Web : &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Hi everyone -- Lots of people seemed interested in a goodie box , so I 'll go shopping this weekend and get things started . If you plan on using the supplies , please just pass me £ &NUM whenever . And just so you know I 'm not abusing your trust ( and your £ &NUM ) , I will write up a little budget to track where the money goes . I 'll leave a copy in the goodie box and update it as needed . See you ( and maybe your money ? ) later ! &NAME &NAME . Please do n't forget this is entirely optional ! You do n't have give me money if you do n't plan on using the tea / coffee / whatever . . ... Do you &NAME ! ? U2 on LAUNCH - Exclusive greatest hits videos &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME seminars Monday Dear &NAME students Professor &NAME will be giving &NUM extra seminars on Monday morning . &NAME and locations as follows : &NUM am - &NAME Block Room &NUM &NUM am - &NAME Room Economics Faculty &NUM noon - &NAME Room Economics Faculty The Economics Faculty is next to the &NAME and faces the &NAME . Sorry to move you around so much but it is very difficult to find rooms in the mornings . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Departmental Secretary Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Useful Website Dear &NAME and &NAME people , &NAME &NAME found the following website , & thought you might be interested : &WEBSITE - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Phone list , &NUM &NAME and improved ! &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM Do you &NAME ! ? &NAME - Search new jobs daily now &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: &NAME : Tuesday 5th November &NUM at &NUM Dear All , a very late message ( my apologies ) to inform you that I wo n't be giving the class this afternoon . We will have to reschedule for some time later in the term . My apologies once again , &NAME Get faster connections -- switch to'MSN &NAME &NAME ! &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME To All students taking Linguistics Papers . The following students have volunteered to represent you on the &NAME &NAME &NAME Committee : For Part &NAME Part &NUM - &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) For &NAME Part &NUM - &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) For the &NAME &NAME - &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) For Linguistics Finalists - &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) For &NAME - &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) This is your chance to raise any concerns , or to give feedback on any of the teaching you are receiving . Please contact the representative for your particular group ( please do n't Email your comments to me ! ) to ask them to present any issues for you at the meeting , which will take place next Monday ( &NUM November ) &NAME &NAME &NAME Departmental Secretary Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Tuesday at &NUM Hi Everyone , Just to confirm : Tomorrow ( and on every Tuesday in fact ) at 11am there will be coffee / tea and cakes in the Graduate &NAME Room . &NAME &NAME will be supplying us with Welsh cakes of some sort . Regards , &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Re : The Sounds of the &NAME Dear All , &NAME &NAME has kindly provided references to some internet sites which include details on the &NAME and articulatory phonetics . These are as follows : University of &NAME site - does n't include everything in the &NAME chart but , for the sounds it has , it also has diagrams of articulation and sound-clips : &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME 's page , featuring him saying all the vowels and all the consonants ( ! ) but no articulation diagrams : &WEBSITE &NAME / contents.html There will be plenty others too . I have a hunch that some of them will be found using the " &NAME for Modern Languages " tutorial at : &WEBSITE &NAME phonating ! This message goes out to everyone on the list I received from &NAME , including those people who have done phonetics before . If you 'd like to be removed from the e-mail list , just send me an &CHAR and I 'll take you off . all the best &NAME &NAME &NAME access -- and &NUM months free ! Try &NAME . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Phonetics homework and Lab classes Dear &NAME &NAME . students , Hi ! Hope you 're all well . Here are a few announcements about phonetic matters . &NUM Many thanks to &NAME for sending us all the link to your webpage . &NUM Phonetics homework ( from the last lecture ) . My email address to which to send your answers to the homework is ( to state the obvious somewhat ) this one , &EMAIL . Could I have your answers by Thursday a.m. ( &NUM &NAME ) , please . Either send them as a Word document or in the body of an email . The exercise should n't take you a long time ; its purpose is simply to check understanding . So if you 're finding it difficult , email me with questions or come to see me on Monday &NUM in the &NAME &NAME - rather than spending a long time worrying over it . &NUM Friday lecture on &NUM November ( 11am ) I forgot to mention last week that this will be held in the lab again . The following week ( &NUM &NAME ) we will be back in the Lecture Block . &NUM Lab Classes The &NAME &NAME . Laboratory Phonetics classes begin this Friday ( &NUM November ) from 2-4pm , and continue until the end of term . These classes are not a compulsory part of the course and no formal evaluation is based on them , so it is up to you whether you attend . Here is a bit more information to help you decide : The classes are an opportunity to learn practical techniques in speech analysis , and in doing so , to deepen your understanding of phonetics . You will learn to use xwaves , the software package that we use on the lab computers for acoustic analysis of speech . This term , we 'll look at waveforms , wide and narrow band spectrograms , and spectra , and you 'll find out how to measure vowel formant frequencies and make other measurements of durational and spectral properties of speech sounds . - If you think you may be interested in taking the Experimental Phonetics option next term , and doing your &NUM word essay or dissertation in phonetics , then the classes are essential preparation for next term 's work , and you must attend . - If you 're certain that you do n't want to continue with phonetics after this term , you may prefer not to come to the classes . - If you do n't know yet what your interests are , but want to keep your options open , then I suggest you come to the lab classes and see if you enjoy them . Attending the classes does not commit you to continue with phonetics later in the year . To give me a rough idea of numbers , I 'd be grateful if you could let me know by Wednesday morning ( &NUM November ) whether you intend to attend . Apologies for adding such a long email to all the other stuff you have to read &SMILEY Best wishes , &NAME &NAME &NAME Phonetics Laboratory &NUM &NAME 's College Dept. of &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME 1ST &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: International Programmes in &NAME ( Fwd ) Dear Colleague , I am writing to bring to your attention and with a request to forward to your colleagues , the members of your University , teachers , students and people who might be interested , information on the 'SIBERIAN WONDERLAND " &NAME Language &NAME and the " LINKING THE PLANET " International &NAME Language School , which are the educational not-for-profit multi-cultural programs our International Language School Cosmopolitan runs in a picturesque wooded area outside of the city of &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , with participation of volunteer teachers and international students from around the globe . For the past few years volunteer teachers from &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , the United States of &NAME , as well as university students and school children from the &NAME , &NAME &NAME and &NAME have participated in our summer language school programs . Our WINTER CAMP is the FIRST UNIQUE opportunity to celebrate the coolest festive season in &NAME with lots of exciting events , and experience all the winter fun you have ever dreamed of in &NUM days . Too many things are separating us around the world . At the same time , festival traditions and customs , ceremonies and holidays are an integral part of every culture of the world , demonstrating that despite linguistic , cultural , and ethnic differences , people from around the globe share the same hopes , dreams , interests and concerns . One of the highlights of the &NAME &NAME is the RUSSIAN &NAME celebration ( January 7th ) . The dates of the SIBERIAN &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME are January 3rd until January 13th , &NUM . You are also welcome to join our New Year 's Celebration program from December 30th until January 3rd . With lots of exciting activities to keep you cool outside and just as much entertainment to keep you warmed up inside , you will find that our SIBERIAN &NAME &NAME &NAME is a perfect place to spend your winter break ! The INTERNATIONAL SUMMER LANGUAGE SCHOOL - &NUM is themed " LINKING THE PLANET " and will take place in &NUM two-week sessions during the SUMMER of &NUM . Both winter and summer programs are aimed at creating opportunities in a diverse multicultural environment and a supportive atmosphere to improve foreign language knowledge , to draw attention to major issues that have global importance and affect the world , to explore commonalities and appreciate differences , to promote cultural awareness and build common understanding and trust . ENGLISH , FRENCH , GERMAN , RUSSIAN , and other languages classes are scheduled within the educational program of the &NAME Language &NAME and the &NAME Language School with a variety of techniques applied , such as conversations grammar in use , language games , discussions , drama , etc. The language courses are designed to be challenging and amusing at the same time with the emphasis made on learning through fun . The cultural programs integrate language education into exciting daily activities which besides daily language classes , also include arts and crafts projects , creative hands-on workshops , music and drama , games and contests , art and drawing , inventive engaging performances and shows , sports and interactive projects with the use of the &NAME technologies . Both winter and summer programs are a great opportunity to learn the Russian language and get a first-hand experience of the Russian culture . The RUSSIAN COURSE is provided for all international participants and covers language studies as well as Russian culture , history and society . We seek participation from as wide a geographic distribution of cultures and nations as possible . We are looking for VOLUNTEER TEACHERS for the &NAME Language &NAME / the International &NAME Language School ( TEACHERS of English , French , German and other languages and subjects levels elementary school through University , SPECIALISTS in other fields such as computing , business , journalism , music , arts , drama , etc. , MEDIA and TECHNOLOGY professionals , UNIVERSITY STUDENTS ) who are energetic , enthusiastic , enjoy camp experiences and working with teenagers , possess love for children and the desire to share their culture . We also seek people worldwide ( middle school through university STUDENTS , and ADULTS ) to join the &NAME Language &NAME / the International &NAME Language School as students , gain in-depth understanding of cultural and international issues and bring a new depth of appreciation and knowledge home to their friends and communities . VOLUNTEER TEACHERS " and INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS " RESPONSIBILITES : - &NAME airfare to &NAME . - Obtaining the Russian visa and visa fees . - &NAME fee , which covers accommodation , meals , local transportation , exciting cultural program , excursions , etc. We encourage you to contribute to investing in a vision of a better world by joining people around the globe willing to support ongoing peace through these worthwhile efforts . We will very much appreciate it if you could forward the information on our &NAME Language &NAME and the International &NAME Language School in &NAME to people who might be interested , and also include it in your newsletters / listings / web site . I look forward to hearing from you and remain hopeful that we could establish a worthwhile co-operation . Regards , &NAME &NAME , Director of International Language School " &NAME " , &NAME , &NAME &EMAIL SUBJECT: Golden-Age Events at &NAME - November &NUM ( Fwd ) ( Fwd ) Dear &NAME &NAME and &NAME The following events organised by the Department of Spanish and Portuguese , University of &NAME , may be of interest to you or someone in your departments / organisations . Please note that there is no fee for either but we should be most grateful if anyone interested in attending either the &NAME &NAME ( &NUM November ) or the &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM November , programme below ) would kindly contact me by Monday &NUM November at the latest ( contact details at the end of this e-mail ) . The information is also available on the following websites : Spanish & Portuguese News and Events page ( for &NAME &NAME and Symposium informatin : &WEBSITE Symposium &NUM : &WEBSITE Programme for Symposium &NUM : &WEBSITE With thanks and best wishes , &NAME &NAME , Departmental Secretary Department of Spanish and Portuguese , University of &NAME 3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D UNIVERSITY OF &NAME FACULTY OF MODERN AND MEDIEVAL LANGUAGES Department of Spanish and Portuguese THE NORMAN MACCOLL LECTURE &NUM Professor &NAME &NAME &NAME Professor of Spanish , University of &NAME will give a lecture entitled " &NAME all about it : Broadsheets and tabloids in early &NAME &NAME . " &NUM &NUM p.m. Wednesday , &NUM November &NUM The &NAME &NAME , &NAME and &NAME College , &NAME The lecture will be followed by a Reception in the &NAME Room , also in &NAME and &NAME , at &NUM p.m. RSVP by Monday , &NUM November to &NAME &NAME , Spanish & Portuguese Dept ( &NUM &NUM &NUM ) ; ( e-mail : &EMAIL ) 3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D UNIVERSITY OF &NAME FACULTY OF MODERN AND MEDIEVAL LANGUAGES Department of Spanish and Portuguese One-Day Symposium on Current Perspectives in Golden-Age Studies : Text and Context Friday , &NUM November &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME and &NAME College , &NAME PROGRAMME &NUM &NUM Reception and coffee &NAME Room &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME , University of &NAME Context as &NAME , Text as Context , in the Seventeenth-Century Spanish Press &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME , University of &NAME When does &CHAR ? morisco ? stop being a 'morisco " ? The &NAME of &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME , University of &NAME Military Virtue in the Background and Structure of &NAME &NAME MontalvE1n 's " &NAME monja &NAME " &NUM &NUM Lunch ( sandwiches and fruit ) &NAME Room &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME La literatura &CHAR sus lectores : nuevo enfoque de la poE9tica espaF1ola &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME , University of &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME sola la vista &NAME leyendo " : reading and seeing the " comedia " &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME , University of &NAME The artist as maker of " conceptos " : intellect and image in Golden-Age treatises on painting &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME , &NAME ? &CHAR College &NAME &NAME Age or Early Modern Discussion &NUM &NUM ( approx . ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME There is no fee for this event but it would be helpful if those wishing to attend could let our Departmental Secretary know ( &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL ; &NAME . : &NUM &NUM &NUM ) by Monday , &NUM November so that we can calculate numbers . From : &NAME &NAME , Senior Secretary Department of Spanish and Portuguese Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : + &NUM &NUM &NUM ; &NAME : + &NUM &NUM &NUM ; E-mail : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Handout for tomorrow Dear &NAME , Please remember to bring the handout I gave you last time to &NAME tomorrow . It is entitled " The phonology-morphology interface " , and is marked as " Week &NUM " . You can download it from the Morphology webpage if you 've lot it ( under " week &NUM " ) . I will not be bringing spare copies . - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Phone list Hey y' all , So here is the phone list , as I have it . If you would like to add / change any info on this list , just let me know ! &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM Enjoy ! &NAME Do you &NAME ! ? &NAME - Search new jobs daily now &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME To all students studying Linguistics options We are asking for volunteers to be representatives on the &NAME &NAME &NAME Committee . We should have &NUM representative from students taking each of the following examinations : &NAME Part &NAME ; &NAME Part &NUM ; &NAME &NAME ; &NAME Finals ; &NAME &NAME . The Committee usually meets once each term and includes the &NAME &NAME and the Undergraduate Coordinator . ( This term Dr &NAME is wearing both hats ! ) The duties of the representatives are to canvas and represent the views of fellow students , to discuss and agree solutions to problems with the undergraduate and &NAME coordinators , and to convey the decisions , and the reasoning behind them , back to your fellow students . To get some idea of what is involved please look at our webpage at &WEBSITE meetings . If you wish to put yourself forward please reply to me by &NUM November . The proposed date and time for a meeting are &NUM pm on &NUM November ( sandwiches provided ) . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Departmental Secretary Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Phonology readings Hi &NAME people , There are &NUM errors in the &NAME numbers for recent readings . &NUM &NAME 's paper , from week &NUM , which should be &NAME &NUM . &NUM My paper , from week &NUM , in ( &NUM ) should be &NUM . - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: swipe cards Dear all , Your university card has now been activated for the &NAME . Please collect your card from the Faculty office . Best wishes &NAME SUBJECT: Sounds of the &NAME Subject : The Sounds of the &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NAME : text / plain ; formatflowed &NAME : ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM ( &NAME ) &NAME [ &NAME : 01C27F7B ] Dear All , your articulators suitably limbered up by this afternoon 's race through the vocal tract , you probably ca n't wait until next Tuesday ... I 've been meaning to make you aware of the following resource : The Sounds of the &NAME cassette , recorded by &NAME &NAME ( a &NAME man ) and &NAME House , produced on behalf of the International Phonetic Association by the phonetics department at &NAME . There is a copy in the language centre ( basement of the lecture block in which we have our weekly sessions ) , but I ca n't check the classmark from home . You 'll have to do that . It 's a valuable extra resource to help you with all that extra practice I know you 've been putting in. Look forward to seeing you next week . Any questions / comments , please feel free to mail me . All the best &NAME SUBJECT: The Sounds of the &NAME Dear All , your articulators suitably limbered up by this afternoon 's race through the vocal tract , you probably ca n't wait until next Tuesday ... I 've been meaning to make you aware of the following resource : The Sounds of the &NAME cassette , recorded by &NAME &NAME ( a &NAME man ) and &NAME House , produced on behalf of the International Phonetic Association by the phonetics department at &NAME . There is a copy in the language centre ( basement of the lecture block in which we have our weekly sessions ) , but I ca n't check the classmark from home . You 'll have to do that . It 's a valuable extra resource to help you with all that extra practice I know you 've been putting in. Look forward to seeing you next week . Any questions / comments , please feel free to mail me . All the best &NAME Choose an &NAME access plan right for you -- try &NAME ! &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Guidelines out Dear &NAME , Dr &NAME will hand a hard copy of the Guidelines ( which he spoke about at your introductory meeting ) , at his &NAME session on &NUM November . However , if you want to have a look at them before , they 're available at &WEBSITE under " Guidelines on the assessment of written work ( pdf 103k ) " Best wishes to you and I hope all goes well . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME ( Fwd ) Dear &NAME Thank you for bringing to my attention the inconvenience some of you have suffered through being asked to leave your University Cards overnight for validation for the &NAME and &NAME &NAME . I 've arranged the following : those of you whose cards still have n't been validated should bring them to the &NAME &NAME Office before &NUM TOMORROW ( Wed &NUM ) and leave them with &NAME , the secretary who usually sits at the desk near the door . You will then be able to collect them in the afternoon , after &NUM and before &NUM . I hope this sorts the problem out . Best wishes &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME , &NAME in &NAME Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME , &NAME Avenue , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM Got the homework from &NAME , thanks ! &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME seminar notices Dear &NAME people , My apologies : you have been receiving the notices for the PhD seminar by mistake . Please ignore them . Regards , &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom Hi , This is &NAME from your Linguistics program . &NAME and I were about to start the phonology assignment , but we 're confused as to which number the &NAME is . Is it number &NUM or number &NUM on the lecture notes ? or everything in between ? Thanks , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME : " How to get a job " , Wed &NUM October &NAME , &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME , Next Wednesday ( &NAME &NUM ) , &NAME &NAME &NAME will present a talk : " How to get a job ( in academia , for linguists ) . " &NAME : &NAME &NAME : &NAME 's Common Room , Raised &NAME Building . Regards , &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: TODAY ! experiments on language processing ( Fwd ) &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Hello everybody ! My name is &NAME &NAME and I am a PhD student at the Research &NAME for English and &NAME Linguistics . I am currently doing some experiments on language processing and I am looking for native speakers of English . Tomorrow ( Thursday &NUM October ) I shall be running my experiment in the CALL Facility , on the 1st floor of the &NAME &NAME Building . The exercise does n't require any knowledge of grammar , and it 's fun . But the best thing is that IT ONLY TAKES &NUM MINUTES . So if you 're a native speaker of English and have some time to spare , I would really appreciate it if you could come around to the CALL Facility some time tomorrow and take part in my PhD thesis ! Thank you very much . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL cc : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME conference - first call for papers &NAME : ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : &NUM &NAME : TEXT / PLAIN ; &NAME * * * * * * &NAME The University of &NAME First Postgraduate Conference in Language Research Saturday , &NUM April &NUM &NAME , &NAME SCOPE : The University of &NAME First Postgraduate Conference in Language Research ( &NAME ) is organised with the support of the newly founded University of &NAME Institute of Language Research ( &NAME ) . We invite postgraduate students to submit abstracts for oral and poster presentations on ANY topic of linguistic interest . IMPORTANT DATES : Abstract submission deadline : &NUM &NAME &NUM Notification of acceptance : &NUM March &NUM Registration deadline : &NUM April &NUM Conference date : &NUM April &NUM SUBMISSION GUIDELINES : Abstract submission guidelines are available at &WEBSITE , please contact &NAME &NAME &EMAIL . Electronic submissions by e-mail are preferred . If e-mail is not available , abstracts may be sent in hard copy to the following address : &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME PROCEEDINGS : We aim to publish accepted submissions in the &NAME &NAME . CONFERENCE &NAME : All the information above as well as updates and contact details can be found at the conference website : &WEBSITE / We are greatful for the support of the Linguistics Association of &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME The University of &NAME First Postgraduate Conference in Language Research Saturday , &NUM April &NUM &NAME , &NAME SCOPE : The University of &NAME First Postgraduate Conference in Language Research ( &NAME ) is organised with the support of the newly founded University of &NAME Institute of Language Research ( &NAME ) . We invite postgraduate students to submit abstracts for oral and poster presentations on ANY topic of linguistic interest . IMPORTANT DATES : Abstract submission deadline : &NUM &NAME &NUM Notification of acceptance : &NUM March &NUM Registration deadline : &NUM April &NUM Conference date : &NUM April &NUM SUBMISSION GUIDELINES : Abstract submission guidelines are available at &WEBSITE queries , please contact &NAME &NAME &EMAIL . Electronic submissions by e-mail are preferred . If e-mail is not available , abstracts may be sent in hard copy to the following address : &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME PROCEEDINGS : We aim to publish accepted submissions in the &NAME &NAME . CONFERENCE &NAME : All the information above as well as updates and contact details can be found at the conference website : &WEBSITE / We are greatful for the support of the Linguistics Association of &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Telephone numbers and Free &NAME Hey y' all , &NUM things : &NUM I already have a lot of y' all 's phone numbers , but I thought it might just be easier if we made a proper list . If each of you would send me ( not everyone , to reduce spam ) your mobile and / or land-line telephone numbers , I 'll organize a list and send the finished copy out to the list-serv . &NUM I know that personally , the most reliable ways to get in touch with me are email or &NAME , and &NAME is more immediate . So I 've set up an online account so that those of you without mobiles ( or just cheapskates like me ) can send &NAME for free . website : &WEBSITE login : linguistics password : &NUM &NAME click on " Free &NAME " in the orange tool bar at the top of the homepage , and it 'll ask for the login . Then you can send a free &NAME to anyone with a mobile ; you do n't even have to know our numbers , you can just select it from the address book . ( You do have to know our names , though . ) And then , after you click 'send , " you have to click on an ad for the message to actually be sent . I know that all sounds confusing , but if you try the site , it should become clear ! &NAME , that 's it for now . Send me your phone numbers ! &NAME Do you &NAME ! ? &CHAR ! Web &NAME - Let the expert host your web site &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Free food : Tuesday 11am- Dear &NAME people , On Tuesdays , after your Research Methods class ( i.e. from &NUM onwards ) , you are invited to have tea , coffee , and free muffins in the Graduate &NAME Room . The &NAME is on the top floor of the &NAME &NAME Building . If you do n't know where it is , &NAME &NAME will show you after your Research Methods class next week . The aim of this meeting is to relax a bit , and mingle with your fellow linguists . ( &NAME students , and other affiliated people will be coming too ) . Regards , &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Putting readings on the web Dear &NAME people , Last week you asked if I could put &NAME versions of the readings online for you to download , to save you photocopying them . The legal division has finally responded to my query re . this . It turns out I ca n't. It 's ok for me to photocopy an article and distribute it , but I ca n't scan it and put it on the web for you ( even if it 's password protected ) . So , it looks like we 'll have to continue with the same problems as before . - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Phonetics lectures , weeks &NUM Dear all , This week 's Phonetics lecture at 11am on Friday &NUM October will take place in the Phonetics Lab in the &NAME &NAME Building , not in the Lecture Block as advertised . The Friday lectures in weeks &NUM and &NUM will also take place in the lab . The lab is on the second floor of the &NAME . If you go in the south entrance ( the one that 's closest to the Lecture Block ) and go up &NUM flights of stairs , you will find the lab just to the left of the stairs . As there are a lot of you , we will be very crowded . I apologise for this in advance , and suggest that you leave coats and bags on the coat hangers that you 'll see just inside the entrance to the lab . ( &NAME to prevent overheating , bags to prevent tripping over and breaking limbs ... ) Best wishes &NAME [ &NAME To undergraduates who took Li3 for &NAME last year : you are receiving this message just in case you were planning to attend these lectures . You are not obliged ( or even expected ) to do so ! ] &NAME &NAME Phonetics Laboratory &NUM &NAME 's College Dept. of &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME 1ST &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME mobile &NUM &NUM &NAME . &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: &NAME : Constraint-Based Grammars Conference - &NUM / &NUM Dear all , The recently established regional Constraint-Based Grammar group will be meeting at the &ORG of the University of &NAME , &NAME on Wednesday , October 23rd . The meeting will be from 10am to &NUM pm and the schedule is the following : * &NUM : Tutorial Session : &NAME &NAME - University of &NAME An introduction to practical &NAME using constraint-based grammars # &NUM : coffee / tea pause * &NUM : &NAME &NAME - University of &NAME Japanese syntactic verb-verb compounding and grammatical information spreading in &NAME * &NUM : &NAME &NAME - University of &NAME &NAME &NAME Constructions : description and representation in an &NAME large grammar # &NUM : lunch * &NUM : Tutorial Session : &NAME &NAME - University College &NAME &NAME Grammar as a constraint-based theory of language # &NUM : coffee / tea pause * &NUM : &NAME &NAME - University of &NAME Getting a grip on combinators : &NAME &NAME Categorial Grammar * &NUM : &NAME &NAME - University of &NAME &NAME and &NAME # &NUM : business meeting / planning The meeting will be in &NAME and will take place in the &NAME &NAME Building , where the &ORG has found a new home recently . Details on how to get here can be found on &WEBSITE / . Once in the building , go to the reception ( just in front of the main entrance ) and you will get directed to room FW11 where the meeting will be held . Please distribute this message to all of those that you think might be interested . If you are planning to come , please let us know . Looking forward to seeing you here , &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME - local organizers &NAME : &NAME &NAME , Word Grammar as a constraint-based theory of language . I shall introduce the &NUM most general and controversial ideas of &NAME : &NUM That language is a ( conceptual ) network . &NUM That information is exploited by means of ( &CHAR ) spreading activation and ( &CHAR ) multiple default inheritance . &NUM That sentence structure is based on rich word-word dependencies rather than on phrase structure . I shall show how these ideas relate the goal of modelling human competence and performance , but I shall also consider how they relate to some of the goals of &NAME . &NAME &NAME , Getting a grip on combinators : &NAME &NAME Categorial Grammar In the &NAME Categorial Grammar ( &NAME ) framework , syntactic patterns arise as the result of the interaction of complex , directionally specified categories with a small set of rules that merge these categories together . While &NAME provides a theory of grammar in which nearly all &NAME variation is found in the lexicon , it nonetheless is frequently necessary to place language-specific restrictions on the applicability of the rules to ensure that ungrammatical sequences cannot be derived . In this talk , I will show how the more fine-grained conception of the categorial slash provided by the Categorial Type Logic tradition of categorial grammar can be utilized to rid &NAME of rule restrictions and endow the theory with greater explanatory power . I will show how the control that is obtained by this move simplifies previous &NAME accounts of English and Dutch and how it provides a &NAME account of syntactic extraction asymmetries in English , &NAME , and &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME , An introduction to practical &NAME using constraint-based grammars . Starting with a very brief overview of the state-of-art in &NAME , I will discuss the need for deep processing in some applications and motivate the use of constraint-based grammars for parsing and generation . I will mention some issues that arise when developing large grammars and briefly talk about semantic representation . Specific examples will be taken from the &NAME grammars and grammar engineering tools which are freely available and which have been used as components of several applications , including commercially deployed systems . &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Constructions : description and representation in an &NAME large grammar The keystone of any &NAME application with decent to large coverage is arguably its lexicon . It is obvious that any such lexicon that would only contain simple words would undermine the overall quality of a system . Recent experiments were carried out to account for multiword expressions in the &NAME English Resource Grammar , a large-scale bi-directional grammar of English in the &NAME framework . &NAME &NAME Constructions are &NUM particular type of multiword expression that has special properties partly predictable . I will present them and provide a description of them very much based on a wider definition than traditionally used in the literature . In that perspective , I shall discuss how &NAME Verb Constructions can be represented syntactically as well as semantically and the advantages of such a representation for further processing . &NAME &NAME , Japanese syntactic verb-verb compounding and grammatical information spreading in &NAME Japanese has &NUM related verb-verb compound constructions . One is purely lexical , but the other &NUM ( syntactic compounds " ) show varying degrees of syntactic independence : the &NUM verbs ( &NAME , &NAME ) are distinct syntactic terminals . The syntactic compounds are classified into &NUM types by the properties of &NAME ( &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NUM ) , ( &NUM ) the unaccusative , ( &NUM ) the transitive and ( &NUM ) the serial verb type . The serial verb type forms a complex predicate in syntax , so that it is challenging to the framework like &NAME . The paper analyses the structural relations between &NAME , &NAME within &NAME and &NAME 's ( &NUM ) information spreading approach in &NAME . This architecture allows more flexible grammatical information sharing among c-structure nodes by dividing the information into naturrl classes . Under this proposal , &NAME clause is a sentential SUBJ of &NAME in the unaccusative type and an &NAME in the transitive type . In the serial verb type , &NUM verbs are serialised under the &CHAR node in c-structure and &NAME shares the only grammatical relations with its mother , namely the whole &NAME compound . Moreover , &NAME clause is a pseudo-complement , i.e. semantic argument , &NAME of &NAME . &NAME &NAME , &NAME and underspecification This paper suggests that the principles that regulate valence demands do not directly resolve the feature neutrality of heads or their dependents , but instead resolve feature neutrality , if at all , on the phrase that the head projects . Coordinate structures provide the clearest evidence for this position , though other constructions in which an element may participate in multiple valence constraints support a similar conclusion . This analyis preserves the useful properties of destructive strategies , while avoiding the conflicts noted by &NAME &NUM and others . An account along these lines contributes to a simpler and more transparent model theory for approaches such as &NAME . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME of Language Research , &NUM December &NUM &NAME &NAME of the University of &NAME has agreed to give a talk to &NAME on December 9th at 4pm . The title is " The Transition to Language : Where &NAME , Culture and Evolution Meet " . You can find the abstract below . The talk will be preceded by a meeting of the Institute at 3pm . Both the meeting and the talk will take place in the &NAME &NAME . Drinks will be served in the &NAME &NAME Room at 5pm . &NAME &NAME &NAME Institute of Language Research &WEBSITE / &NAME The Transition to Language : Where &NAME , Culture and Evolution Meet &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE Understanding the evolution of human language is a uniquely challenging scientific problem . &CHAR truly explanatory account of the emergence of language must answer &NUM questions : why are languages the way they are and not some other way ? and how did language arise out of non-language ? The standard Evolutionary Psychology approach to these questions posits an innately specified strongly constraining device for learning language . The " why " question is answered by equating the set of possible languages with the set of learnable languages . Biological evolution through natural selection is often appealed to in order to answer the " how " question . The learnable languages are claimed also to be the optimal languages in terms of the survival / reproductive success of language users . In this talk I will argue that the Evolutionary Psychology view is flawed because it fails to take into account the complexity of the interacting dynamical systems that underlie human language . &CHAR new framework for understanding language evolution is put forward that explicitly models these interactions : the &NAME &NAME Model ( &NAME ) . The &NAME treats language as an emergent property of interacting " agents " whose behaviour is the result of observational learning of other agents " behaviour . &NAME , the input to a learning agent is previously learned behaviour by another agent . In computer simulations of iterated learning , linguistic structure emerges from randomness without natural selection . I will demonstrate this and some of the other features of the &NAME that have been the subject of recent research . For example : iterated learning gets round some long-standing learnability problems ; it shows why the " poverty of the stimulus " , far from being a problem for learning , actually enables the evolution of syntax ; it can explain why some languages have some stable irregulars within otherwise regular paradigms ; it predi cts certain &NAME constraints on linguistic variation ; it provides a new way of looking at the difference between creolisation and language change ; and it removes many of the obstacles in the way of an explanation of the origins of language in homo sapiens . &NAME &NAME &ORG &EMAIL Theoretical and &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Your linguistic interests Hi &NAME , I take a special interest in everything regarding the explanation and / or ( ? ) theoretical description of sound change , especially when applied to the so-called Old High German &NAME &NAME , which is the topic of my doctoral thesis in &NAME . Let 's meet to talk about this . I 'd like to know what you 're working on . I 'm free on Thursday at 12pm . Would that do ? - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Your linguistic interests Dear &NAME people , I keep on forgetting to ask you all something important : What are your linguistic research interests ? If you could e-mail me a few lines about your interests , it would help me a great deal in tailoring my courses to suit you best . &NUM " But what if I do n't know ? " You 're welcome to say : " I am still in the process of figuring out what I want to do . " That 's fine ! In no way am I implying that you should have made up your mind about a which field you 're interested in. &NUM How much do I have to say ? You can tell me as much as you want to . For example , you could simply say : 'Syntax . " Alternatively , you could expand a bit , and say 'Minimalist syntax . " Or even more . It 's entirely up to you . ( &NAME , you _don't_ have to say you 're interested in phonology or morphology - it 'll make no difference to my perception of your abilities . ) - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME - &NAME &NUM &NAME This is a reminder that &NAME &NAME will be presenting " How to present conference talks " at the linguistics PhD seminar on the Wednesday of next week ( i.e. &NUM October ) . The talk wil begin at &NAME , in the lecturer 's common room in the &NAME &NAME Building . Regards , &NAME &NAME &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : ( &EMAIL ) Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Re : week &NUM - psycholinguistics ( Fwd ) I am writing on behalf of myself and &NAME &NAME to let you know that next week 's &NAME lecture on psycholinguistics will consist of a tutorial on basic phonetics , phonology , morphology , and syntax . We will be covering terminology and concepts that are essential to a proper understanding of psycholinguistic work but , again , will be framing the discussion to meet the needs of students with little or no background in linguistics . So we thought it would be appropriate to let you know in advance of the planned format of next week 's lecture in case you would prefer to re-join the lectures in week &NUM when &NAME will be speaking about language production . &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Semantics and Pragmatics To students of Paper &NUM and Paper &NUM , and &NAME &NAME &NAME The first lecture for Paper &NUM / &NAME and for the sematics element of Paper &NUM / &NAME will take place on Wednesday at &NUM noon . Due to unexpectedly large numbers the lecture will be in Room &NUM of the Lecture Block ( and not in room &NUM as indicated on the timetables produced by the Dept of Linguistics ) . &NAME &NAME &NAME Departmental Secretary Department of Linguistics , University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: IMPORTANT Dear &NAME students , There is a quirk with the &NAME e-mail list : It is designed to only allow people to send messages to it via their &NAME e-mail accounts . So , if you send a list to ( &EMAIL ) from your &NAME or &NAME ( or some other ) account , it will not get redirected to the list . If you would like to use your &NAME account as your primary e-mail account , please let me know a.s.a.p. Until then , though , please send messages to the &NAME list via your &NAME accounts . - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : ( &EMAIL ) Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: ( Fwd ) Re : ( Fwd ) APPROVAL REQUIRED : ling-mphil@lists.cam.ac.uk Dear &NAME , Thanks for letting us know you are the ONE ! I think it can work out if you bring the book to class on Monday and we can pass it on to the rest , I can make photocopies at least for us &NUM Greeks and bring it again on Tuesday to class for the rest to have it . I think it becomes obvious that with &NUM people and just &NUM or &NUM books , we can not keep the books to read them at home , so we have to take them in turns and make photocopies , so that everyone has the time to read the relevant chapters within &NUM week and not after &NUM weeks or so . We also have to ask &NAME which chapters are essential etc. So please DO bring the precious book on Monday and we can all discuss the problem before class , split in groups etc. and start passing it around , so that we 've all read it by Thursday . If you bring it on Tuesday , I guess we wo n't make it ( we also have to actually READ it ! ) ! So please , even if you do n't READ it during the week end , make photocopies for yourself and bring it on Monday . Best , &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : I am afraid I am the one who borrowed the &NAME 's book from the UL just earlier . Sorry I do not know this is the book that you are looking for . I thought I can take my time to read it : ) . Here is my suggestion . Since I can keep the book for &NUM months , I think it would be more convineint for you all if this book can be directly passed around among the &NAME students without returning it back in &NUM months . I think it will take you lots of hassles to borrow the same book back and forth from the UL since it takes lots of time to locate the book) ( But please do tell everybody if you are the one who keep the book next . And be sure to return it back to ME by the deadline ( &NUM &NUM ) or I can renew it if necessary . Rather , do you think it will be better I return the book to UL soon and then either one of you just go to borrow it again ? But I think the " book hunting " situation will happen again . Please do tell me which way you prefer . If most of you prefer just to pass around the book without returning it , I will bring it to class next Monday or Tuesday . But the question is : who will be the next one to keep the book ? So I think we also have to work out the order . Likewise , if this way works , we can apply the same method to the other books . Please do speak out what book you are looking for so that the one who keeps the book can make it available to others soon . &NUM more thing , Today one of us &NAME students just made some ( extra copy ) book requests ( including &NAME of the morphology , &NAME 's, Speech chain , A course in Phonetics &NUM ed. ) to the &NAME library . I also recommend you all to make book requests to the &NAME library if you think there are no enough copies avavilable . The more peole ask for more copies , the more possible the library will process our requests . You can make your book requests by writing the data of the requested books on a sheet and put it into the suggestion box inside the library . Or you can talk to the issue desk directly . If you want to make book requests to the UL , you have to go to the &NAME Room in person , I guess . As far as I know , there is no on-line form for book requests on UL homepage . Another good ( or best ) way to have more copies is to make requests to your own college . Believe it or not , I just have &NUM books ordered for me last week and most of them are expected to become available next week ! . On top of that , I am the only linguistic &NAME in my college ! The college librarian told me our college ( &NAME &NAME 's) has given &NUM pounds free for getting &NAME books ! So do ask you college libraian whether your college has similar scheme with the &NAME . If now , you can still make book requests and they can order for you promptly . &NAME this information helps&SMILEY By the way , dear &NAME , could you tell us which chapters of this book should we cover so that I can read the gist part over quickly this weekend ? Thank you . Best , &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : ( &EMAIL ) Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: ( Fwd ) APPROVAL REQUIRED : ling-mphil@lists.cam.ac.uk I am afraid I am the one who borrowed the &NAME 's book from the UL just earlier . Sorry I do not know this is the book that you are looking for . I thought I can take my time to read it : ) . Here is my suggestion . Since I can keep the book for &NUM months , I think it would be more convineint for you all if this book can be directly passed around among the &NAME students without returning it back in &NUM months . I think it will take you lots of hassles to borrow the same book back and forth from the UL since it takes lots of time to locate the book) ( But please do tell everybody if you are the one who keep the book next . And be sure to return it back to ME by the deadline ( &NUM &NUM ) or I can renew it if necessary . Rather , do you think it will be better I return the book to UL soon and then either one of you just go to borrow it again ? But I think the " book hunting " situation will happen again . Please do tell me which way you prefer . If most of you prefer just to pass around the book without returning it , I will bring it to class next Monday or Tuesday . But the question is : who will be the next one to keep the book ? So I think we also have to work out the order . Likewise , if this way works , we can apply the same method to the other books . Please do speak out what book you are looking for so that the one who keeps the book can make it available to others soon . &NUM more thing , Today one of us &NAME students just made some ( extra copy ) book requests ( including &NAME of the morphology , &NAME 's, Speech chain , A course in Phonetics &NUM ed. ) to the &NAME library . I also recommend you all to make book requests to the &NAME library if you think there are no enough copies avavilable . The more peole ask for more copies , the more possible the library will process our requests . You can make your book requests by writing the data of the requested books on a sheet and put it into the suggestion box inside the library . Or you can talk to the issue desk directly . If you want to make book requests to the UL , you have to go to the &NAME Room in person , I guess . As far as I know , there is no on-line form for book requests on UL homepage . Another good ( or best ) way to have more copies is to make requests to your own college . Believe it or not , I just have &NUM books ordered for me last week and most of them are expected to become available next week ! . On top of that , I am the only linguistic &NAME in my college ! The college librarian told me our college ( &NAME &NAME 's) has given &NUM pounds free for getting &NAME books ! So do ask you college libraian whether your college has similar scheme with the &NAME . If now , you can still make book requests and they can order for you promptly . &NAME this information helps&SMILEY By the way , dear &NAME , could you tell us which chapters of this book should we cover so that I can read the gist part over quickly this weekend ? Thank you . Best , &NAME Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : ( &EMAIL ) Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: ( Fwd ) APPROVAL REQUIRED : ling-mphil@lists.cam.ac.uk So a few of us have been talking about how we 're going to organize &NUM people and &NUM ( or fewer ? ) copies of materials . We came up with &NUM ideas : &NUM ) Arbitrarily divide ourselves up into &NUM groups of &NUM attached to each library , to reduce competition . ( Seems a little harsh to us ) &NUM ) We agree to either take the book out overnight , from before closing to early the next morning ( ie before classes ) ; or use the book in the library during their hours , so that other students can at least track you down and find out how long you 'll be using the book for . We think this would maximize time so that &NUM person could use the book at night and others could share during the day . &NUM ) Ask &NAME to make a photocopy of the relevant materials ( in this case , Class &NUM vs. Class &NUM affixes ) in the library file for us to copy . Thanks ! &NAME &NAME The &NAME &NUM book has been missing from the &NAME library for &NUM years . Do you &NAME ! ? &NAME &NAME - Exclusive Performances , Videos & More &WEBSITE Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : ( &EMAIL ) Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Error in reading list Hi Everyone , &NAME pointed out that there 's an error in the reading list for weeks &NUM and &NUM . &NAME , &NAME &NUM . Introduction to morphology . Should be &NAME , &NAME ( &NUM ) . Introduction to morphological theory . &NAME : &NAME , £ &NUM , &NUM , &NUM Sorry for the mistake . Please let me know if anything else is incorrect . - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : ( &EMAIL ) Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: welcome To all new &NAME , welcome to the Department and I hope you will have a happy year in &NAME . As you will be aware from the letter I sent you , the Department is holding an Introductory &NAME tomorrow , Wednesday &NUM October , at &NUM , in the Lecturers " Common Room , Faculty of &NAME , 2nd floor . We look forward to seeing you there . Best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME drawing tips Dear &NAME and &NAME people , As a lot of you have to draw syntactic and phonological trees using &NAME &NAME &NUM , I thought I 'd share a couple of tricks that I use a lot with you . &NUM Use the drawing toolbar . You can open it by clicking VIEW)TOOLBARS)DRAWING . &NUM If you want to move a line ( or other object ) by &NUM pixel at a time : ( &CHAR ) select the line ( &CHAR ) hold down &NAME and use the arrow keys . &NUM If you want to have more control over where you drag lines and other objects : ( &CHAR ) Open the drawing toolbar ( &CHAR ) Click DRAW ( &CHAR ) Select GRID ( &CHAR ) &NAME 'Snap objects to grid " . All the best , - &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : ( &EMAIL ) Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Phonology and morphology Dear &NAME people , Welcome to &NAME . If you 're wondering which books to buy for my phonology course , the only thing I recommend is : &NAME , &NAME . &NUM . &CHAR thematic guide to &NAME Theory . &NAME : &NAME University Press . I do n't recommend you buy anything for the morphology course . Regards , &NAME &NAME &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : &EMAIL Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME timetable for &NAME &NUM Dear &NAME , This e-mail is to inform you about the Linguistics &NAME seminar timetable for &NAME &NUM . The timetable is given below . It is also attached to this e-mail as a &NAME document , and is on-line at : &WEBSITE I will also remind you of each seminar closer to the time . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Timetable for &NAME &NUM &NAME : 4pm-5pm &NAME : &NAME 's Common Room , Raised &NAME Building &NUM October : Dr. &NAME &NAME " How to present conference talks " &NUM October : Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME " How to get a job " &NUM November : &NAME &NAME " &NAME and post-nasalisation of stops : limitations of a gestural account " &NUM November : &NAME de la &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME organizer : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &EMAIL 3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D3D Regards , &NAME &NAME &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : ( &EMAIL ) Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom Dr. &NAME &NAME &NAME E-mail : ( &EMAIL ) Department of Linguistics Office : &NUM University of &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: Spanish & Portuguese Dept mailing list Dear &NAME in Linguistics students Welcome to your course ! I am the secretary of the Dept of Spanish & Portuguese at &NAME University . I am currently preparing my e-mailing and &NAME mailing list for this coming academic year and wondered whether any of you who might be interested in Spanish and / or Portuguese matters might like to be added to our mailing list . Over the next week , I 'll be updating our &NAME Hispanic Research Seminars list on the web for this coming term - which I will of course forward to you as hard copy / e-mail form if you so wish . Information on our department is available from our webpage ( address below ) and from the relevant pages in the Societies website , you 'll be able to access the Portuguese and the Hispanic Societies in you 're interested . There 's plenty of material in both languages ( and Catalan ! ) in the Language Lab and in the CALL Facility . Please do let me know by return e-mail whether you 'd like to be added to our e-mail and / or hard copy mailing list for info on events , seminars , etc. With best wishes for your &NAME &NAME , &NAME ( contact details below ) From : &NAME &NAME , Senior Secretary Department of Spanish and Portuguese Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME &NAME Avenue &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : + &NUM &NUM &NUM ; &NAME : + &NUM &NUM &NUM ; E-mail : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : Accommodation in &NAME Thanks for the message . Could you please let me know the source of your funding ( £ &NUM ) The other condition was that you were not continuing your current course in &NAME . I presume that was sorted out ? Since &NAME are very busy right now it will take a while for them to issue the formal letter . So the above info is important for us at &NAME too . &NAME Free At &NUM : &NUM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Dear &NAME Thanks for your e-mail . I have just sent a letter to the &NAME this morning including the required documents and papers in order to accept the offer of admission . So , I hope to become fully accepted soon . A further letter concerning my prospective accommodation at &NAME College is on its way to you . I have enclosed the completed accommodation request form , choosing &NUM . ) &NAME and &NUM . ) with computer facilities &NUM as my preferences . I am very sorry I was not able to send in those documents earlier but hope that both letters will reach &NAME in time . ( Unfortunately , &NUM letters from &NAME seem to have got lost in the post and I had to ask for second copies , a circumstance that consumed a good deal of time . ) However , I will keep you informed about any further progress or retrogress . &NAME to see you in October . &NAME &NAME On &NUM &NAME &NUM at &NUM : &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear All This message is address to all those who are still waiting to confirm their place at the University of &NAME ( &NAME College ) . I apologise if you have already been fully accepted , or if you have in fact withdrawn . I should have that information already , but am using a rather old email list . In either of those cases , you do not need to reply . We are allocating rooms now . Please let me know if you have sent financial , academic or any other documents to the &ORG in order to meet the conditions of your offer , but have not yet heard from them . I think that they are very busy right now and things are slow . Currently - we CANNOT allocate a room to you unless we have a copy of the Board 's letter headed " confirmation of admission " . Please let me know what progress you have made in meeting your conditions . Best wishes &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME . : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &EMAIL &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Accommodation in &NAME Dear All This message is address to all those who are still waiting to confirm their place at the University of &NAME ( &NAME College ) . I apologise if you have already been fully accepted , or if you have in fact withdrawn . I should have that information already , but am using a rather old email list . In either of those cases , you do not need to reply . We are allocating rooms now . Please let me know if you have sent financial , academic or any other documents to the &ORG in order to meet the conditions of your offer , but have not yet heard from them . I think that they are very busy right now and things are slow . Currently - we CANNOT allocate a room to you unless we have a copy of the Board 's letter headed " confirmation of admission " . Please let me know what progress you have made in meeting your conditions . Best wishes &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : offer of place Dear &NAME Thanks for your message . The University letter was only dated 31st May , so it may not have reached you yet . &NAME to see you in October . &NAME At &NUM : &NUM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Dear &NAME thank you for your e-mail with the highly welcome news . I did not receive any letter from &NAME , neither university nor college , by now . So I was very happy to hear from you . Best wishes &NAME &NAME My name is &NAME Free and I am the Graduate Admissions Secretary at &NAME College , &NAME University . I have just mailed you a letter to say that &NAME College have accepted you to become a member of the College when your course starts next term . This is still dependent on the conditions of the University letter which you have already been sent ( it may have been quite recent ) . Please acknowledge receipt of this email , so that I know we have made contact . When you get the letter there is a form to be returned with regard to accommodation . I look forward to hearing form you . &NAME &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL &NAME , &NAME &NAME Schlei' heimer Stra' &CHAR &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME . : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &EMAIL &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL &NAMEMy name is &NAME Free and I am the Graduate Admissions Secretary at &NAME College , &NAME University . I have just mailed you a letter to say that &NAME College have accepted you to become a member of the College when your course starts next term . This is still dependent on the conditions of the University letter which you have already been sent ( it may have been quite recent ) . Please acknowledge receipt of this email , so that I know we have made contact . When you get the letter there is a form to be returned with regard to accommodation . I look forward to hearing form you . &NAME &NAME &NAME Free Graduate Tutors " Office &NAME College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: application to &NAME . Dear &NAME &NAME , We are writing in connection with your application to the &NAME in Linguistics . Your form is at present being considered , but in order to get a clearer picture , we require to receive a &NAME or &NAME &NAME result certificate . Could you please let us have this as early as possible ? With best wishes , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : your &NAME &NAME . application Dear &NAME &NAME , Thank you for your prompt and informative reply -- we will be able to assess your application now . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME Director of the &NAME &NAME . - -On &NUM April &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Dear Dr &NAME , thank you for your e-mail and for recommending further options . Please allow me to give some more detailed information on why I chose to apply for your &NAME course . Mainly , I hesitated to apply at &NAME University without registering for any degree because I would like to take an international , i.e. non-German , grade . And I prefer being certificated to merely attending lectures as a visitor ; this should be more challenging and pleasing . Besides that , I thought it might be more fun to participate in a specific programme and work together with other students than doing research on my own ( the latter is what I do at my home university ) . At last , I don ? &CHAR consider myself as the perfect linguist , thus additional training is always welcome . Overall , your &NAME course seemed to me the better option . While the compulsory essays will urge me to practice my English writing skills , the taught components should brush up my general linguistic knowledge . As my doctoral dissertation will analyse the &NAME &NAME German i-umlaut at various levels , such as phonetics , phonology , orthography , morphology etc. , the &NAME course provides just those methodological skills I need to complete my thesis comprehensively . Therefore I thought that this 9-months visit to &NAME University would excellently fit in my current work . If you don ? &CHAR agree with my reasoning and still find that I should better modify my application from ? &NAME ? to ? visiting student ? , or if you need further information , anyway , please inform me . Otherwise I would feel honoured to be offered a place in the &NAME course commencing &NUM October &NUM . I look forward to hearing from you . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME &NAME On &NUM &NAME &NUM , at &NUM : &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME &NAME , Thank you for your application for an &NAME &NAME . course at &NAME . Your application has been carefully considered by the Department of Linguistics . We are concerned that our &NAME &NAME . may not be the best option for you to further your studies in linguistic theory . The course contains a compulsory taught component in phonetics , phonology , grammar and semantics , aimed at students much less advanced in the field than you are at present . Moreover , you would have to write compulsory essays on assigned topics , which may slow down your current PhD research . We would like to recommend that you consider coming to &NAME as a visiting student , not registered for any degree , for a period of time that suits you most and that would enable you to attend some &NAME &NAME . lectures that are of interest to you . Naturally , this does not mean that we are rejecting your application . Please consult our &NAME &NAME . web page and please let me know your decision . It would also help us assess your application if you stated in more detail in what way you expect our &NAME &NAME . would fit in your current work . I would also like to advise you that in the following academic year ( &NUM / &NUM ) we are introducing a new &NAME &NAME . programme which will significantly increase the research component and allow for more choice of subject areas instead of the current compulsory component . The details will be available on the web in due course . I look forward to hearing from you . Yours sincerely , Dr &NAME &NAME Director of the &NAME &NAME . in &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom and &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM &NUM &NUM email &EMAIL &NAME , &NAME &NAME Schlei' heimer Stra' &CHAR &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME . : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &EMAIL Dr &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom and &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM &NUM &NUM email &EMAIL SUBJECT: your &NAME &NAME . application Dear &NAME &NAME , Thank you for your application for an &NAME &NAME . course at &NAME . Your application has been carefully considered by the Department of Linguistics . We are concerned that our &NAME &NAME . may not be the best option for you to further your studies in linguistic theory . The course contains a compulsory taught component in phonetics , phonology , grammar and semantics , aimed at students much less advanced in the field than you are at present . Moreover , you would have to write compulsory essays on assigned topics , which may slow down your current PhD research . We would like to recommend that you consider coming to &NAME as a visiting student , not registered for any degree , for a period of time that suits you most and that would enable you to attend some &NAME &NAME . lectures that are of interest to you . Naturally , this does not mean that we are rejecting your application . Please consult our &NAME &NAME . web page and please let me know your decision . It would also help us assess your application if you stated in more detail in what way you expect our &NAME &NAME . would fit in your current work . I would also like to advise you that in the following academic year ( &NUM / &NUM ) we are introducing a new &NAME &NAME . programme which will significantly increase the research component and allow for more choice of subject areas instead of the current compulsory component . The details will be available on the web in due course . I look forward to hearing from you . Yours sincerely , Dr &NAME &NAME Director of the &NAME &NAME . in &NAME Dr &NAME &NAME Department of Linguistics Faculty of Modern and &NAME &NAME University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom and &NAME College &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM fax &NUM &NUM &NUM email &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : Application of &NAME , &NAME &NAME Your application has been received and is under consideration . &ORG telephone:+44 &NUM &NUM Admissions Office fax : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME email : &EMAIL &NAME &NAME web site : &WEBSITE &NAME Kingdom &NAME Sat , &NUM Mar &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear Madam or Sir , &NUM weeks ago I have sent my application form to your office using a postal service which includes the confirmation of delivery . Unfortunately , no receipt has returned by now so that I am not sure whether my documents have reached your office in time . I would appreciate if you could confirm the arrival of my application via e-mail . Thank you very much in advance . Yours sincerely , &NAME &NAME &NAME My application data : &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME in &NAME My home adress : &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NAME GERMANY &NAME . : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &EMAIL &NAME - Die &NAME im &NAME . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Digital mapping Hi &NAME , The enquiries section passed your question on to me to try to answer . The biggest employer in the digital map field that I know of is the &NAME Survey , they are not associated with geology but heavily into digital mapping . There are a couple of companies that I know of who are using digital mapping , one is &NAME &NAME and the other used to be &NAME , &NAME and &NAME from &NAME , although I believe the name may have gone as a result of a take-over . I 'm afraid that I do not have contact details for either . The only other suggestion I have is the &NAME , who are also a mapping organisation . Sorry that I cannot be of more help . Good luck . &NAME &NAME , &NAME . Services , &EMAIL ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM . This e-mail message , and any files transmitted with it , are confidential and intended solely for the use of the addressee . If this message was not addressed to you , you have received it in error and any copying , distribution or other use of any part of it is strictly prohibited . Any views or opinions presented are solely those of the sender and do not necessarily represent those of the British Geological Survey . The security of e-mail communication cannot be guaranteed and the &NAME accepts no liability for claims arising as a result of the use of this medium to transmit from or to the &NAME . The &NAME cannot accept any responsibility for viruses , so please scan all attachments . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: dinner &NAME would you like to come for dinner &NUM day next week ? Probably not Tuesday evening as I have an assignment due the next day . . ... how about Monday or Wednesday ? love &NAME PS . &NAME everything course wise and other wise is going well &NAME brother 's engaged and I 'm going to be his best man &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : So . . ... &NAME -yes &NAME -yes &NAME - yes &NAME -yes &NAME -yes ( plus &NAME ? ) &NAME -he 's not sure what he is doing , but HE IS COMING &NAME -not sure what she is doing , but SHE IS COMING TOO I so hope everyone can come ! ! ! ! ! ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : dinner No worries ! I 'll get you to dinner next time we 're both living in the same city ! Just had a class debate and it went very well . ... &NAME moving out goes ok and you get to know people . ... love &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Actually , I am as of mid this week living on CAmpus at &NAME as it was killing me trying to spend &NUM hours in the car each day . I might be in &NAME next week , but am not sure of anything at the moment . So , as much as I hate to , I 'll have to say a no to the invitation at the moment , but please understand that it is with the greatest regret ! I hope your course has improved somewhat . Mine is crazily busy too . Lots of love , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , Should we leave it till after exams ? I think the girls have &NUM in the first &NUM days - maybe we could do it after that ? What do you think ? &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME and I were hoping to invite you guys all for dinner in &NAME Vac this Friday , but &NAME has the place booked already . So , could you all decide on a time when you can make dinner over the next week and get back to me . Please notify &NAME of this also . Its nothing personal I just could n't remember his surname . I look forward to repaying you for some pretty darn good dinners in the first term this year and hope you are all , well , well . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear ex-members of &NAME &CHAR , As you might have heard the members of &NAME I would like to invite you all to a meal , in honour of the many great dinners we enjoyed at your flat last year ! &NUM suggestion was that we try for this coming Saturday , for an early-ish evening meal . Other options include sunday lunch / dinner or tuesday evening I think . As you 're all v.busy people let us know what 's going to be a good time and if we do n't hear from you we 'll assume you 're coming on Saturday ! &NAME m'dears , Love &NAME &NAME &NAME flatmates - I think some of us have discussed it but is this time fine with all of you ? SUBJECT: Re : Dinner invitation Dear &NAME , I will also be there . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear All , You are invited to dinner at &NAME 's house on Saturday after SBR-about &NUM 30pm if you 're not going to hear the word of the &NAME . Please dress smartish . RSVP for catering purposes , See you there , lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NAME , hope you do n't mind me inviting other people to your house ... ! &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Dinner invitation Dear All , You are invited to dinner at &NAME 's house on Saturday after SBR-about &NUM 30pm if you 're not going to hear the word of the &NAME . Please dress smartish . RSVP for catering purposes , See you there , lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NAME , hope you do n't mind me inviting other people to your house ... ! &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : Dinner invitation I 'll be there . Looking forward to it ! Can I urge restraint in financial terms , as &NUM 21st birthday parties in &NUM weeks has left my bank balance somewhat flailing ! &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME update Just to let you all know that dinner will now be at about &NUM : 15pm on Friday if you 're coming ( I 've heard yes from everyone except &NAME ) . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME update Excuse me but I just sent you an email saying I 'd like to come . ... before I got this email infact . ... &NAME , glad you 're coming . ... thanks for the bag . ... I really really like it . ... wore it on my bike yesterday ... &NAME . ... hope you got your bike fixed ... &NAME . ... &NAME for taking us on Friday you are brilliant ! &NAME ... you 're nearly &NUM &NUM . . ... you 're SO YOUNG ! Your birthday has made me think about buying anti-wrinkle cream but I 've decided that even I 'm not that old yet ... I 'm Getting really excited about Friday and it 's only Tuesday ! But I 'm going to town this afternoon as a treat to myself which is quite exciting too . ... love &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Just to let you all know that dinner will now be at about &NUM : 15pm on Friday if you 're coming ( I 've heard yes from everyone except &NAME ) . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME update &NAME with me &NAME anf &NAME - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Just to let you all know that dinner will now be at about &NUM : 15pm on Friday if you 're coming ( I 've heard yes from everyone except &NAME ) . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : dis Yeah , that is tough , I agree . Still , maybe it 's for the best ... Saw &NAME for the first time in a month on Sunday . It was really good to see her again . She seems really happy and really busy so that 's good . I have missed her a lot . We are going to take another couple months before thinking about how we feel about each other again . I sent the dissertation stuff to dad , sorry I have n't had time to look at it yet . &NAME &NAME , I 'm feeling much more upbeat . I good thing too ! I just hope it does n't hurt our friendship , although I 'm sure it has changed somewhat ... Sometimes &NUM ( often ) still think .. Oh &NAME , why did n't she say yes ? Love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : dis Done . Hope you 're feeling better now , &NAME can you pass the excell file on to dad please ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : dissertation I doubt I 'll be home at &NUM . Are you still online ? &NAME grrr . I 'll try at &NUM , but after that I 'm helping at one of the theatres for Godspell . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : dissertation I 'm in tonight if you want to call . &NAME P.S. What kind of reply is " no " ? ! ? - -- " &NAME &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) no &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : dissertation I 'll probably be in from about 8pm til 11pm if you want to try phoning . &NAME what about tomorrow ? &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , Enjoy your last few days in &NAME . What news on the doorbell front ? Are you able to bring it to &NAME ? See you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Excellent ! And excellent news about possible funding ! See you soon . &NAME Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . Click Here SUBJECT: Re : &NAME I shall try Hi &NAME , Enjoy your last few days in &NAME . What news on the doorbell front ? Are you able to bring it to &NAME ? See you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , How are you doing ? I hear you were in &NAME last weekend - good time ? I 'm not sure that I 'm going to be able to make it up to &NAME at the end of this term - we were going to go on the weekend of the 21st were n't we , but that is actually just after their term finishes so people will be packing up to go home . I was then thinking that we could maybe go the weekend before , but actually I 'm a bit busy then with deadlines and things . Just to let you know . Speak soon , &NAME SUBJECT: Dynamic Earth & Global Geophysics in DUO Hi All , I have now established a web page for Dynamic Earth and Global Geophysics in DUO . For those of you that do n't know , &NAME University &NAME ( DUO ) is an electronic environment in which you can receive information about the modules that you are doing this year . When you log in , the system will automatically display any information held by DUO about the modules for which you are registered . You navigate in the same way you would on the internet by following links or clicking on buttons . TO GET TO DUO DUO is a website so , using whichever web browser you are familiar with , go to : &WEBSITE This will take you to the log-in page , which gives instructions for logging-in . You will need to enter your ITS username and your &NUM digit identification number , which is listed on your student card , then click the login button . Your &NAME number should begin with &NUM &NUM . If your number does not begin with &NUM &NUM either come and ask me or go and ask at the ITS helpdesk . ONCE YOU ARE IN DUO For administrative simplicity , within DUO everyone doing Dynamic Earth and Global Geophysics is listed as doing Dynamic Earth &NAME Click on the Dynamic Earth I link and you should see a short message from me . To get my lecture PowerPoint presentations click on the " Course Documents " button on the left-hand side of the page . Then click on the appropriate folder for whichever lecture you want to view . We shall keep the page up-to-date with any further information as you progress through the module . WARNING : Some of the PowerPoint files are pretty large and will take a while to download . Once you see the first slide you can flick through using the mouse or the cursor keys on the keyboard . Let me know if you have any problems using DUO and I 'll try and help you out . All the best , Col. SUBJECT: Re : eaking out money from college Hi &NAME , Sorry for the delay in replying . I 've been away from &NAME for &NUM days or so and pretty much without e-mail during that time . I think the best person to contact re bursaries etc is &NAME &NAME , &EMAIL , if you want to get any money . I doubt there would be a way of bringing it under the &NAME Banner because there is no Theology link but there are other bursaries available that she may be able to use . Wedding preparations are going well with most things that we have to do for the time being out of the way until post-exams ! Watch your post box for further details ! ! ! See you soon ? &NAME Hi &NAME , &NAME life is treating you well , Just wondering if you can help me ( for &NAME ) . She is doing her dissertation on " the geographies of peace " , which will ( probably ) involve a postal survey , of a cost of around £ &NUM . Do you think that the college would have funds to help out with this ? Should she contact the principal ( or his secretary ) ? Do you have the approriate e-mail address ? I was thinking about trying to skew it in some way to bring it under the shadow of the principal 's borderlands ... what do you think ? I wonder hopw your preperations for the wedding are going ? &NAME and &NAME are making their invitations at the moment . It is all go . thanks for your help , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : earthquake . ... Hi &NAME , I 'm fine thanks ! I was at a school some &NUM miles from &NAME when it hit . This 'deep " event felt more like a wave motion than jerking or shaking . If we get another 'shallow " one THEN we 're in trouble they say . As it was , there really was n't much damage that I could see in my part of town . My house does n't even have so much as a crack in the paint ( go figure ) ! Give my best to everyone . Thanks again for your thoughts and prayers &SMILEY &NAME Hey &NAME ! As a geologist , I am forced to write to you about your earthquake ... ( sorry if you 've got loads of e-mails from other people too ... ) What was it like ? Scary ? I do n't think I 've ever been in an earthquake , though I 've studied them quite a bit . I read somewhere that the damage is estimated to be around $ &NUM &NUM . &NAME . I hope everyone there is okay , Say hi to people from me ! Take Care , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME . ... Dear &NAME , thanks for your letter a surprise it was to me . I did not know that &NAME cards were common enough to see . And there was one upon the mat that lies behind my door . A letter crafted by your hand , with words , than ususal , more . Indeed I have seen some friends and messed around in boats . I pass your greetings on to kin and other sorts of folks . The sun is bright here in the south and gales blow in &NAME . I guess that 's why I live down here and you live not on sand . For houses build on sand you see are ne 're good for much . The storms of life blow them away , leaving you in the crutch . And so do build on &NAME the rock , the stone that do n't give way . On him you 'll find firmness to stand and joy to fill the day ! &NAME &NAME &NAME ! SUBJECT: Email &NAME fabulous friends . I have never done a group email before ( I do n't think ) ( well , not like this one anyway ) ( of course , I have done group emails of sorts , but ... ) . I am writing to you because I 'm about to head off up to &NAME for about &NUM weeks for a caravan " holiday " , and I 'm not sure I 'll be able to check my emails , as I 'm not sure whether they have electricity in &NAME . I 'm pretty sure they do n't have telephone lines anyway . So , the upshot of all this mental projectional activity on my part is that I probably wo n't be able to reply to your emails for a while ( about &NUM weeks actually ) . But rest assured that as soon as I get back I will reply to all who have sent me communications . " Be patient brethren , and you will reap that for which you have laboured " ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) So , all the best , &NAME SUBJECT: email etc Hi y' all , Happy Christmas ! I 'm feeling very &NAME as I 'm knee deep in preparations for &NAME services , Christmas parties , kid 's Christmas services etc. Just to let you know that the reason I never reply to emails is that I rarely check this address any more ! Please use &EMAIL . Thanks guys , love , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : emails OK &NAME - sounds good . I 'll text you before I come to check that you 're in ! Laters , &NAME Hi &NAME , Why do n't you come over sometime tomorrow or saturday and grab the files . I think that would be the easiest . Glad you could come . &NAME Hi &NAME ! Thanks for having me over last night - I really enjoyed it . You know I mentioned to you the other day about leeching some of your old emails off you for my project . Well , would it be possible for either : - you to send me any of your .dbx files that you consider " non-sensitive " - me to come round at some point in the next few days and copy them onto disc or something Sweet loving , &NAME SUBJECT: emails Hi &NAME ! Thanks for having me over last night - I really enjoyed it . You know I mentioned to you the other day about leeching some of your old emails off you for my project . Well , would it be possible for either : - you to send me any of your .dbx files that you consider " non-sensitive " - me to come round at some point in the next few days and copy them onto disc or something Sweet loving , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &CHAR , maoil No , I have n't checked your email . However &NAME &NAME kept trying to load up when we checked &NAME 's email last night so maybe it stole your messages . Do you want me to check ? Sorry about the calculator , I had it in my bag but forgot to give it to you . Congratulations on the marks , they are excellent . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Emotional traumas in the extreme Dear &NAME , I 'm sorry to hear it 's been a rough few days . I will pray for you hard . I do n't feel I could do your letter justice in an email , CALL ME , ok ? &NAME was good , I 'll tell you about that later too . &NAME Crapness beyond crapness . I have had a really emotionally traumatic last few days . &NAME , &NAME &NAME ! I fall in love with the most amazing girl ever , &NAME , and then in order that I can keep seeing her and it not seem too strange , I ask her out , she excepts and we are both uber-happy . Then I get a book in my pigeon hole ; boy meets girl , which I take as &NAME saying - go for it , but do it my way . Amen to that . Then , &NAME &NAME comes round and asks me so many questions that I 'm scared to ask myself - now I ca n't even remember most of them . I feel awful . Then I go a apologise to &NAME , as I might have hurt her after last term , then find &NAME and say that I want to have an honest chat with her , and so we talk and pray . And I hold her in my arms as we do so , and neither one of us want to let go , but &NAME is saying nothing , but there is now no peace . And so we after praying some more take this &NAME saying to split up . And this morning I feel absolutely awful . I do n't understand why &NAME did n't say no beforehand when I asked him . It makes no sence . The only possible good thing to come out of this is furthur humbling of me . That is really what I want ! I mean , I live my life for &NAME , sure , but sometimes it would be nice if things happened my way as well . And &NAME is so wonderful , and I am still absolutely in love with her , and she with me . &NAME , I do n't understand . &NAME , I just do n't get it . Hope you are well , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Encouragement from a fellow geologist Hey &NAME , Just to say I am praying for you . &NAME needs structural geologists ! &NAME why though . . ... Perhaps he needs you to improve the general stock a bit ? ! And all this panic just goes to show that you really do want to do it after all . &NAME ! Praying for you for someone to start paying for you . &NAME . PS Just come back from &NAME and the Lakes , does that man ever stop talking ? ! Apparently not . ... SUBJECT: &NAME of term On Wed , &NUM Mar &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , friends , what 's up ? &NAME , waiting for the end of term . How 's work . Have to do an essay and a presentation today , as a friend from &NAME ( &NAME ) is viiting tomorrow morning , and is n't leaving until Sunday . Sunday , my family and yours are coming to visit ( minus &NAME and you ) to see the match , thus , I have no time to complete my work ! How 's play ? Once all the work 's done , excellent - &NUM full days with no work to do , and lots of family and friends to see ! How 's &NAME ? What 's &NAME been telling you now ? ! ! &NAME &NAME is as fluffy and cuddly as ever . Sort of . &NAME , not . &NAME &NAME &NAME ! How 's &NAME ? How 's geology ? I 've been having some cool geomorphology lectures from a geologist who thinks that all geographers have been brainwashed , and that we should all be geologists really . 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Its a really great company , I spent the whole day with them yesterday and they thoroughly impressed me with regard to their technology , management approach and work atmosphere . If you want a growing company that will give you the chance to develop your Technical , &NAME and Project Management skills , then this could be it ! If you want to know more reply via email in the first instance and attach an up to date CV if required . This position is urgent so please do n't delay with your response . &NAME &NAME &NUM attractive central &NAME location , £ &NUM , &NUM to £ &NUM , &NUM &NUM - year &NUM . The Company : In operation since &NAME &NUM , and therefore is a small company , still in its start-up period . It has a great parent company so is completely financially stable Become the market leader in its niche application area of Geo-Data solutions . With no real competition and a lucrative growing customer base , the future is bright . 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The Person - Specific Skills : - &NAME calibre ( degree in &NAME ) - Commercial experience of &NAME , preferably &NAME - A minimum of &NUM years experience preferably in a consultancy environment ( level of experience will be reflected by the salary offered ) - &NAME &NAME &NAME / Planning experience ( highly desirable ) - &NAME statistical analysis techniques - Knowledge of &NAME &NAME and / or &NAME - Knowledge of &NAME Postcode data sets ( highly desirable ) - Knowledge of the geo-demographic analysis tools ( highly desirable ) - Knowledge of &NAME ( highly desirable ) The Person - Other &NAME Skills : - Practical outlook &NUM a truly proactive in approach to problem solving . - &NAME communication skills . - &NAME presentation skills and keen to work with " customers " . - &NAME analytical skills . - Ability to work in a small focussed team environment . - The real drive and desire to make a positive impact on your career . Managing Consultant &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : + &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : + &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM Email : &EMAIL Web : &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Re : equations of lines I just needed to know precisely what data you used for the &NUM lines so I could reproduce your results . Alternatively , does your output give you a " confidence interval " for the slope ? If so you can just check whether the &NUM confidence intervals overlap to see if there is a 'significant " difference . &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : I do n't understand your question . &NUM line is the data before the sudden drop in diversity , the other is taken slightly after , alought I ommited a bit of data around the drop off point . What I 'm playing with now is trying to fit polynomial ines to the points , and these fit slightly better than the others &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , Give me your definition of pre and post mass extinction and I will check the significance for you . That is , what is your cutoff points for the estimation of the &NUM bivalve lines ? Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Bivalves &CHAR -0.2869x + &NUM &NAME Mass Extinction &WEBSITE &NAME Mass Extinction &CHAR -0.1975x + &NUM Total line Brachiopods &WEBSITE &NAME &CHAR -0.1542x + &NUM &NAME &CHAR -0.1115x + &NUM total The difference in the gradient of the line of the bivalves is around &NUM &NUM . Is this a significant difference ? I am really getting sick of this project now . Hope you are well . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : equations of lines &NAME , Give me your definition of pre and post mass extinction and I will check the significance for you . That is , what is your cutoff points for the estimation of the &NUM bivalve lines ? Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Bivalves &CHAR -0.2869x + &NUM &NAME Mass Extinction &WEBSITE &NAME Mass Extinction &CHAR -0.1975x + &NUM Total line Brachiopods &WEBSITE &NAME &CHAR -0.1542x + &NUM &NAME &CHAR -0.1115x + &NUM total The difference in the gradient of the line of the bivalves is around &NUM &NUM . Is this a significant difference ? I am really getting sick of this project now . Hope you are well . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME - &NAME Officer Contract - &NUM months + Position : &NAME - &NAME Officer &NAME : &NAME &NAME Start &NAME : Flexible Contract Length : &NUM months + &NAME &NAME : to £ &NUM We are looking for a &NAME Officer to help bring our client up to speed and move them forward with their existing and planned &NAME projects . Ideally we are looking for a &NAME Professional with strong &NAME skills including &NAME , &NAME etc. Experience of &NAME / &NAME and &NAME would be advantageous , but is not essential . Any experience of &NAME , &NAME , single property data sets and Land & Property Base Systems is considered beneficial . Please send your &NAME if you have the relevant skills or are perhaps seeking a new position ( contract / permanent ) within the &NAME market sector , as we may have a number of &NAME positions at the moment or in the pipeline . Contact : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME Email : &EMAIL &NAME : &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: evenin " hiya wee prayer request ... most of you know , I think , that my dad 's not well . well , he may have to have a colostomy ... erm , do n't know what to ask for prayer for , I guess that the &NAME will make the right decision and he 's fit to have the operation if he needs it ... thanks guys &NAME bless &NAME xx ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Health - Feel better , live better &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NUM &CHAR &NAME Officers - &NAME - &NAME , &NAME Position : &NAME Officers . &NAME are one of &NAME 's largest consultancies in the built environment and we urgently require &NUM &NAME Officers with &NAME experience to help develop an asset management system . This is a contract ( &NUM weeks + ) position based in &NAME , &NAME &NAME , rates are open to suggestion . Please send your CV if you have the relevant skills or are perhaps seeking a new position ( contract / permanent ) within the &NAME market sector as we have a number of &NAME positions in the pipeline . &NAME &NAME , Continual Improvement & Data Manager , Email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : &NUM imagery Hi &NAME , Perhaps we can speak tomorrow night to arrange a time . Yes , sounds good - give me a ring . Do n't forget it 's my birthday on Monday will you ... &SMILEY &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : &NUM imagery &NAME , you know I always love receiving pictures of you ... &SMILEY &CHAR On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Yeah , I know . I had GREAT fun making your card last night . ... Ho Ho ho ! Bet you ca n't wait . ... &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NUM imagery Looks impressive ! Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Re : &NUM imagery Of course , it is always helpful to send the attachment if you want us to view it . &NAME On Tuesday , &NAME &NUM , &NUM , at &NUM : &NUM &NAME , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , Dad and &NAME , &NAME and &NAME I thought you might want to have a look at the area in which I live . ... I made this orthorectified image yesterday and today . It is looking ( &NUM ! ) onto the road that cuts through maulden wood on which I drive on as I go to &NAME . Sorry for clogging up your inboxes , but I 'm pretty chuffed with this . Love , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NUM imagery It is from aerial photography , made from &NUM black and white images . They were taken pretty much straight down , and kind of like your eyes see in stereo because they are slightly ofset , you can do the same thing with images . So I did that , and after orthorectifying the images , which means , getting rid of all the distortion caused by the perspective view of the camera ( In that at the lens , all the light becomes a point . An orthographic view is one where it is like a map . Straight lines remain straight lines , and angles remain the same as they are on the surface . grey because black and white Not , it was n't snowing . Also , can I once more beg the use of your room , for the 6th to the 9th of MArch ? I am planning on coming up again . . ... Hope you are well . I really should write this report . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NUM imagery &NAME &NAME ! When you say you made that map , what exactly did you mean ? What does orthorectified mean anyway ? Was it from a satellite or from a camera ? Why are the fields &NAME ? Was it snowing ? &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , Dad and &NAME , &NAME and &NAME I thought you might want to have a look at the area in which I live . ... I made this orthorectified image yesterday and today . It is looking ( &NUM ! ) onto the road that cuts through maulden wood on which I drive on as I go to &NAME . Sorry for clogging up your inboxes , but I 'm pretty chuffed with this . Love , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NUM imagery &NAME ! ! Orthorectification is definitely the way forward ! Send me the fully dynmaic &NAME model when you get it finished ; I 'd like to have a wander around . Speak soon &NAME , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , Dad and &NAME , &NAME and &NAME I thought you might want to have a look at the area in which I live . ... I made this orthorectified image yesterday and today . It is looking ( &NUM ! ) onto the road that cuts through maulden wood on which I drive on as I go to &NAME . Sorry for clogging up your inboxes , but I 'm pretty chuffed with this . Love , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : 3D-matrix I 'll think about it . &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME CB2 2SR SUBJECT: &NUM GIS-related posts at &NAME University The Department of &NAME received a &NUM grade in the &NUM &NAME and an excellent rating for its undergraduate and postgraduate teaching in the &NAME . Following the recent appointment of Professor &NAME to a Chair in Human Geography &NUM new posts are now available . The appointees to the Lectureships will contribute towards the department 's undergraduate and postgraduate teaching programmes including the opportunity for &NAME supervision . Some of the posts are also directly related to a newly established centre for multidisciplinary research in the social sciences ICoSS . The closing date for all posts is &NUM May &NUM . Start dates are negotiable . Lectureship in the Geography of Health ( LA / LB , from September &NUM ) &NAME No : &NAME &NAME : £ &NUM , &NUM - £ &NUM , &NUM pa With research interests in human / medical geography and expertise in the geography of health and / or social epidemiology . Preference may be given to those whose research focuses on health inequalities and their determinants . The appointee will work closely with Professor &NAME and contribute to the inter-disciplinary work of the University 's newly established &NAME &NAME for the Social Sciences ( &NAME ) . &NAME / Senior Lectureship in &NAME ( LA / LB / SL , from September &NUM ) &NAME No : &NAME &NAME : £ &NUM , &NUM - £ &NUM , &NUM pa ( SL ) £ &NUM , &NUM - £ &NUM , &NUM pa With research interests in any area of social and spatial policy analysis . Preference will be given to those whose research focuses on computer cartography , epidemiological modelling and / or quantitative human geography . Computing Officer ( &NAME &NAME &NAME , from September &NUM ) &NAME No : &NAME &NAME : £ &NUM , &NUM - £ &NUM , &NUM To support &NAME and related research . Experience of computer programming in a social science context and handling large datasets is desirable . The appointee will work closely with Professor &NAME and contribute to the work of the &NAME &NAME for the Social Sciences ( &NAME ) . IT &NAME ( &NAME &NAME , from September &NUM ) &NAME No : &NAME &NAME : £ &NUM , &NUM - £ &NUM , &NUM pa To provide IT support for Professor &NAME 's social and spatial inequalities research group within ICoSS . Experience in handling major social science datasets will be an advantage . INFORMAL ENQUIRIES : Informal enquiries can be made to Professor &NAME &NAME ( Chair of Department : direct phone line &NUM &NUM &NUM , e.mail &EMAIL . , fax &NUM &NUM &NUM ) or to Professor &NAME &NAME ( dept : &NUM &NUM &NUM , mobile : &NUM &NUM ) . &NAME &NAME &NAME , Departmental Secretary , may also be contacted to forward messages ( &NUM &NUM &NUM , e.mail &EMAIL . SUBJECT: Re : &NUM &CHAR &NAME Officers ( &NAME ) , &NAME - To start immediately for &NUM weeks Hi , With regards my earlier posting , we are looking for &NUM more &NAME Officers with experience of &NAME to start work on a major project in &NAME on Monday ( &NUM March ) . These positions would be for an initial period of &NUM weeks and will involve basic data manipulation . Rates are to be between £ &NUM and £ &NUM an hour and there is scope for plenty of overtime as well . If you are interested , or if you know of someone who would be , please contact me as soon as possible ( details below ) . Regards , &NAME . &NAME &NAME Space IT &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . &EMAIL &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM ( direct ) &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: &NUM &CHAR &NAME Officers ( &NAME ) , &NAME - To start immediately for &NUM weeks My client is urgently looking for &NUM people with &NAME experience to join them on a contract basis . These positions are initially for around &NUM weeks with possibilities of extension . These roles have come about due to project delays and to ensure timely completion , these roles must be filled urgently . We are looking for people to start immediately ( i.e. this / next week ) . Rates would be up to around £ &NUM / hour but there may be some flexibility . If this is n't suitable for you , please do n't hesitate to send your &NAME through as there are a number of other &NAME related positions ( both public and private sector ) which you could be considered for all across the &NAME . &NAME . &NAME &NAME Space IT &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . &EMAIL &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM ( direct ) &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : aaaaaaaaaaaaaagddddddsg &NAME Tag . I did n't, &NAME , get to use my favourite phrase in &NAME , so nobody thinks I 'm a rabbit . Or that I eat rabbits for breakfast . I hear you 're doing a talk today in Chapel . I hope that goes well . I 'm slowly settling back into a routine again . The work is n't too bad at the moment . You 're welcome for the postcard . I 'm very impressed with the &NAME postal service ! The one I sent to our house only arrived yesterday . I hear Mum and Dad and &NAME are visiting you next weekend . Make sure you take them to the &NAME , or whatever the &NAME equivalent is ! I hope you like the pictures . I need to get a digital camera , they 're really really cool ( and gimmicky in the best sense ! ) . Take care , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME , you did n't let me reply before sending another message ! ! ! &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : Accommodation at &NAME University , &NAME Hi &NAME &NAME New Year to you . I 'll let the duty Warden know you 're due to arrive on Sunday , just report to Security in the &NAME &NAME and they 'll take it from there . You 're in room &NUM in &NAME &NAME which is on the first floor . Regards &NAME Hi &NAME , I will be returning to silsoe on Sunday . Which room will I be in , in crick hall ? Can you please give the key to the security men for me to pick up ? Thanks very much , and I hope you had a good holiday . &NAME Dear &NAME Sorry to take so long to get back to you , but things have been a bit hectic here . Anyway , the good news is , we do have a room available in one of the traditional halls if you want it . You can pick up the keys any time before &NUM 00pm on Friday . There is a deposit of £ &NUM which is refundable on your departure . Regards &NAME &NAME Residential Services Housing Officer Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Accommodation at &NAME University , &NAME Dear &NAME Sorry to take so long to get back to you , but things have been a bit hectic here . Anyway , the good news is , we do have a room available in one of the traditional halls if you want it . You can pick up the keys any time before &NUM 00pm on Friday . There is a deposit of £ &NUM which is refundable on your departure . Regards &NAME &NAME Residential Services Housing Officer SUBJECT: address &EMAIL SUBJECT: a drink If you were going to contact me , then you should know that I may not check e-mails again this evening , as will be out . Not sure if you have a phone , but I 'm sure &NUM would mind you borrowing theirs for &NUM text message , or I think you can send them from &WEBSITE . Maybe see you later - need n't be long if you are busy . &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Advice please ... Hi people - &NAME and I are writing to you because we 'd like to ask you for your advice and input about the matter of choosing new &NAME . We 've sent this to our new ( and wonderful ! ) &NAME &NAME Leaders , as well as some of the 3rd years whose advice and confidentiality we trust . We 'd really be grateful if you could get back to us with your thoughts and suggestions for new &NAME . &NAME and I obviously have some ideas and we 're praying about our decision , but we 'd like to find out what you guys think . If you could be telling us what people are like who are in your Bible Studies , what they tend to say ( if anything ! ) , what they 're like outside CU , in the Bar , whatever . Especially those of you who live in , if you could let us know who is respected - by Christians and non-Christians , who you 've spoken to , who likes to get involved , etc. People you 've had deep chats with , faithful and &NAME ( ! ) people , people you 've been surprised by . Anything at all you can tell us I 'm sure would be useful . Please please please , while you 're thinking about this , remember that this is supposed to be confidential . And please do n't make it a topic of conversation , even amongst yourselves ( obviously &NAME &NAME Leaders can discuss it with their co-leaders ! ) The Freshers do not know that we 're looking for new &NAME at the moment and we 'd like to keep it that way . The less that is said and talked about the better . Normally I think only the &NAME Study Leaders and old &NAME are asked about this - we 've included a few more people whose advice and suggestions we 'd like to hear and we hope that you 'll all be willing to keep this confidential ( and subtle ! ) It would be good to hear from you this next week because we 'll be making our decision by next weekend . Thanks everyone Love &NAME ( &NAME sends his love too ) SUBJECT: Re : A joke To my favourite boys in the whole wide world , how 's things ? Hope you 're all working hard ! I am ! ! Have written &NUM words of my diss in the last &NUM days and intend to do more this afternoon . No &NAME , I 'm not a gimp . &NAME - hope you 're feeling ok . Has the snow totally melted ? How many &NAME &NAME episodes have you watched in total since being home ? &NAME - like the hair cut ! Hope you 're not too lonely without &NAME to pester . &NAME - hello stranger ! Hope you 're not working TOO hard ( although I 'm not one to speak at the moment ! ) . Enjoy footy this afternoon . &NAME - how 's the accident and emergency thing coming on ? Oh , and that joke was rather lame . " ho ho ho ... " &SMILEY See you all soon , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Thought you folk might appreciate a gag like this . T' was forwarded to me ... &CHAR : How many ears has Captain &NAME got ? &CHAR : A left ear , a right ear and . . . . ... a final frontier ! ho ho ho ... SUBJECT: Re : A joke That 's undoubtedly the best joke I 've ever heard . Well done &NAME . &NAME Thought you folk might appreciate a gag like this . T' was forwarded to me ... &CHAR : How many ears has Captain &NAME got ? &CHAR : A left ear , a right ear and . . . . ... a final frontier ! ho ho ho ... SUBJECT: All Saints &NAME - &NAME I 've found the webpage , it might be more use than I am ... &WEBSITE / I could n't remember it before ... &NAME SUBJECT: All the best for the rest of term Hi &NAME Many thanks for your updates . Just a quick message to say that I hope you are feeling better and that all goes well for you for the rest of term , including your cooking ! ! I was very glad to hear that you 've found Chapel encouraging . I expect you 'll have some Christmas things happening before you come home , so I hope you enjoy everything . And have a great time in &NAME with your family ! I 'll look forward to seeing you soon , &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : almost there ... &NAME - hard questions ... The first part of the first question is a really tricky one to answer but in the past I 've always had to go back to the whole " free choice " thing . When &NAME made the world and populated it with plants and animals it was perfect and without sin because the creation has no ability to choose between right and wrong , in fact to choose anything but &NAME the Creator . But with humans &NAME decided to try something different - he breathed his life into us , giving us a conscience , a soul , the ability to choose between right and wrong - and ultimately , to choose to love &NAME or choose not to love &NAME . He created us to love him - but love means nothing if it 's not freely given . Of course &NAME took the risk that we would choose not to love and obey him - that 's " allowed " . ( This is actually a really good question for getting onto the whole " &NUM ways to live " picture-story . The whole sin-judgement-sending Jesus-our redemption thing follows quite naturally from this point ! ) I think it 's also useful to explain that sin in &NAME 's eyes is not always what the world perceives as sin ( murder , adultery , etc. ) but is actually to do with making ourselves the " boss " of our lives instead of letting &NAME be master . Sin is choosing &NAME . And &NAME " allows " us to do that ( he 's made us that way , given us the choice ) but if we choose &NAME on Earth we are also choosing &NAME for eternity - and that 's what Hell is , eternal seperation from &NAME . But &NAME loves us and wants us to live in eternity with Him , and because he knows that we 'll never be able to attain the " goodness " ( giving &NAME the crown ) that his perfect judgement requires he 's sent &NAME to bridge the gap , etc. etc. Sorry about the waffle - I realise you know all that - I just found it really useful to write it all down . The next bit of the question is even harder . The question in my mind really is why we choose to sin . Why do we choose not to follow &NAME 's perfect way , the 'maker 's instructions " ? Why are we rebellious ? Why did &NAME take the apple ? Because she was tempted by the Devil - she wanted to " be like &NAME " ( that 's what the serpent tells her will happen if she eats from the Tree of Knowledge , if I remember rightly ) . We sin then because we want to " be like &NAME " - i.e. to be in control , to be masters of our lives , to dominate over the creation . That 's also why the angel &NAME gets kicked out of heaven - because he sets himself up to be equal with &NAME . I think that 's the only way I can answer that question . Why do we do the things that we do ? Why do we give into temptation ? Why do we choose the wide road instead of the straight and narrow path - because it 's easy ? Why did &NAME make us " in His image " - I guess it 's all He knew , the only way our love could be valuable to Him . We * do * have the ability to choose whether or not to sin - &NAME was fully human . He was just the only human ever to know absolutely who was Master . The only one to rely on and obey &NAME completely , and to resist temptation . We * can * choose not to sin , but &NAME knows we never will , that 's why he sent &NAME . Second question . ( &NAME - what 's the * &NAME * question behind this one ? It usually springs from something deeper ... ) The way * &CHAR * think about this one is that we will care about our loved &NUM but our loved &NUM will then be everyone . We 'll no longer " care " because we 'll all be together - loving each other and praising &NAME . The &NAME does n't say very much about heaven at all , I think that 's because it 's so far beyond our comprehension it would be impossible to explain . One of my favourite descriptions is that we 'll be " in glory " - in &NAME 's presence , in perfect joy , singing and dancing with the angels , surrounded by love . I do n't think specific people will be any more important than anybody else - we 've all received the same gift of grace as a passport there . The question is a difficult one to answer because it uses Earthly reference points for something which is eternal . In &NAME 's eyes we 're all in the " family of &NAME " - all _equal_ heirs to the Kingdom . &NAME said " Leave your mother and father and follow me " or something to that effect . &NAME - I 'm so glad you 're having these conversations with the " ladies " . It 's fantastic that you 're able to talk about this stuff and they 're asking you questions - what a great place to start ! I 'd suggest that you always be thinking about what they 're really asking - do you know what I mean ? And also , while we 're here ... did you hear that &NAME &NAME 's become a Christian ? It 's really great , he finally decided that all the things that were in the way before were no longer important and he 'might as well " just choose to follow &NAME ! I 'm so glad - everyone 's been praying for him and we 've had a few conversations in which I could tell he was close . He seems really happy and relaxed too . &NAME ! I really must make a move now . I hope my waffle was in some way helpful - sometimes it 's useful just to have someone kick-start your brain I find ! &NAME bless , &NAME . love &NAME &NAME In regards to your flat , maybe you ought to talk to &NAME . Ooops . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , Thanks for your long e-mail . In responce ... They ladies names " are &NAME and &NAME . What do you mean by the " &NAME and &NAME " thing ? They have n't broken up have they ? Question for you : I was talking to &NAME last night about heaven , and she asked " how can &NAME damn us for sinning when he made us so that we sin ? Is n't that petty ? Because we do n't have a choice to sin or not , if we did than there would be someone other that &NAME who did n't sin , other wise it shows we have no choice but to sin . " also 'Do we care about our loved &NUM when we are in Heaven ? " do you have any thoughts on these ? &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE or your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME ... Folks , last email this term . A reminder , no practice this Tuesday . As for the &NAME 's match , we 've been unable to get a slot at &NAME &NAME and so we 'll play it ( if there 's enough interest ) next term when they say it should be very easy to get a time . Apologies about that but I still think having &NAME on the pitch , myself in goal and anyone playing where they want to would be quite some fun , especially mixed . Anyhow , hope this term wraps up well for you all . Take care and I 'm now off to get food for a &NAME &CHAR bridge and dinner evening , what fun ! Yours , &NAME SUBJECT: &CHAR long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... * * * * STAR WARS * * * * Hi people - just to let you know , ( if you have n't heard already ) that you are all invited to &NAME &CHAR on Thursday night for a &NAME Wars fest ! There 's quite a lot of you so come prepared to cosy up on the sofa ... ( and we have lots of cushions ! ) We 'll probably start at &NUM and go for &NUM films ( nominations please ) . Let us know if you want to come up earlier and have something to eat . There 's quite a lot of you so I was thinking lots of pizza toasts ( yummy ) and mountains of popcorn ( yes &NAME , you have to eat it ) . The proper movie experience ... Maybe someone could bring a big tub of vanilla icecream ? And if anyone wants to bring the " pop " ? ( we could even do coke floats ! ) How exciting . &SMILEY &NAME , have a fab and productive week , see you soon , love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... &NAME ! ! &NAME dah dah dah . ... &NAME da da da da da da da da da da da da da da dahhhhhhhh . . ... Shall I bring my videos per chance ? ? &NAME up ... oh I do hope &NAME will be there . What time do you have to come up to qualify for " pizza toasts " ? Also do we eat them with our fingers or shall we use the forks ? &SMILEY &CHAR * * * * STAR WARS * * * * Hi people - just to let you know , ( if you have n't heard already ) that you are all invited to &NAME &CHAR on Thursday night for a &NAME Wars fest ! There 's quite a lot of you so come prepared to cosy up on the sofa ... ( and we have lots of cushions ! ) We 'll probably start at &NUM and go for &NUM films ( nominations please ) . Let us know if you want to come up earlier and have something to eat . There 's quite a lot of you so I was thinking lots of pizza toasts ( yummy ) and mountains of popcorn ( yes &NAME , you have to eat it ) . The proper movie experience ... Maybe someone could bring a big tub of vanilla icecream ? And if anyone wants to bring the " pop " ? ( we could even do coke floats ! ) How exciting . &SMILEY &NAME , have a fab and productive week , see you soon , love &NAME x SUBJECT: &CHAR long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM Hey everyone ! We had a great time on Thursday ! If you enjoyed your 'revelation into the world of &NAME Wars / what makes &NAME tick " ( &NAME 's words not mine ! ) you will be glad to know that the &NAME Wars Party part &NAME will be happening on Friday . Is this a good time ? We will be starting at 8pm and you 're all welcome to come for 'dinner " again at &NUM but please let me know in advance - and turn up on time ! ! Love &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: &CHAR long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM Hello - again ! Sorry to confuse things ... there 's been a couple of requests to change the party to Thursday night . How does that suit everybody ? &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... part &NUM I am up for either evening . &NAME lemme know ! &CHAR Hello - again ! Sorry to confuse things ... there 's been a couple of requests to change the party to Thursday night . 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To register please go to &WEBSITE want to have a look around our &NAME Information site at &WEBSITE with best wishes &NAME &NAME , &NAME Relations Officer &NAME &NAME , Deputy Director , Development and &NAME Relations University of &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME 3HP &NAME sent using the Free Trial Version of &NAME , the fastest and easiest way to send personalized e-mail messages . For more information visit &WEBSITE &NUM SUBJECT: A matter of increasing concern Dear &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , We have not yet given &NAME her 21st birthday present . It has been &NUM weeks since her birthday . When would it be convenient for everyone to do this at some point - imminently ? Also , you all owe me money - £ &NUM . Cheques are most acceptable , but if you must pay with cash I shall accept that . &NAME - thanks for your text message this morning . I am not used to receiving electronic blessings , but why not ? I am writing this email to you all because I have only had about &NUM emails in the last few days and they have all been very boring ; except for one , which was very interesting . Enjoy the rest of your days ( I mean today - but ever more too as I do n't think that came out quite right ) . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : a message for &NAME Hi &NAME , The e-mail from &NAME was the bit inbetween 'START TRANSMISSION " and " &NAME TRANSMISSION " . He wrote it on an &NAME sized piece of paper and I typed it out . From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : a message for &NAME &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME ! , Thanks for the e-mail from &NAME . Did he write it out and get you to type it for him ? if so , thanks . &NAME ! MERRY &NAME ! ! I hope the operation goes smoothly and that you get back to your normal hyper-active self soon . You may be insipred to go for a run , even . Gotta go , lots of guests , but we 're all praying for you , and hoping it is snowing in &NAME . the snow here melted . Keep that lung up ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: a message for &NAME Good Morning &NAME &NAME , I trust you slept well . This email , should you choose to read it , relays a highly confidential communication from our missing operative . Your email was received by Bravo-two-one-niner ( aka &NAME ) at precisely &NUM hours &NAME yesterday . The bed-ridden operative in question replied with the following . It has been accurately reproduced by &NAME . START TRANSMISSION Hi &NAME , Thanks for the email . My brother is becoming quite an able courier service . Yes , being in my own room did cheer me up enormously and I had my first good night 's sleep last night because of it . Unfortunately they had to move me back to the ward this afternoon ; so it was short and sweet . You sound as if you 've been busy with your paintings ( sorry masterpieces ! ) are you going to give the better one to your mother or to &NAME ? Also ; do n't tell me you were walking home with &NUM pints of milk etc. without telling me WHY ? ! &CHAR question my naturally curious mind has an abundance of unoccupied time to ramble over without much success . In fact , the only thing I can seem to come up with is that you are unusually hungry ( perhaps preparing for hibernation ? ? ) and have decided to make rather a lot of french toast ( with the bacon as an afterthought ) . Am I right ? &NAME ; too bad . Thank you for the reworked first blob of your novel as you suggested , I shall tell you what I think when I get out of hospital Now I shall update you on my situation Tuesday 11th December : My right lung collapses &NUM ; I have a pneumothorax Thursday 13th December : I walk all over &NAME for &NUM hours with &NAME , oblivious of the cause of my slight pain . Friday 14th December : I go to the doctor and end up here . To cut a long story short I am now sitting in hospital with a tube in my side which is connected to a suction pump trying to suck out air from the cavity my lung should be filling in the hope that my lung will re-expand . So far this does not seem to have worked and therefore I am now scheduled to go to &NAME for keyhole surgery . They will put a metal clip on the hole in my lung and then inflate it . So I am sitting waiting to find out when &NAME can take me . My doctor here phoned them this afternoon and is waiting for a reply . I hope it 's very soon as I just want to get this over and done with . However , it depends when they have spare beds in &NAME . It looks as if it will take a miracle to be out by Christmas , but my family are going to postpone the celebrations this year until I 'm home again ! &NAME , thanks for emailing everyone and for praying about all this . It 's very comforting to know how many people are praying and miracles do happen . Say hi to &NAME , &NAME etc. I 'll try to write some more soon , but have a very happy Christmas ( whatever your budget ) ! ! ! Look forward to seeing you soon , Love , &NAME &NAME TRANSMISSION Due to the increasing terrorist treat of the raven shaped &NAME ( evil brother of &NAME ) , shortage of divisional staff and lack of motivational incentive , the next transmission from Bravo-two-one-niner will be in the form of a scanned attachment - thus reducing third-person contact . This encoded transmission will self destruct in &NUM seconds . Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : a message for &NAME Hi &NAME ! , Thanks for the e-mail from &NAME . Did he write it out and get you to type it for him ? if so , thanks . &NAME ! MERRY &NAME ! ! I hope the operation goes smoothly and that you get back to your normal hyper-active self soon . You may be insipred to go for a run , even . Gotta go , lots of guests , but we 're all praying for you , and hoping it is snowing in &NAME . the snow here melted . Keep that lung up ! &NAME SUBJECT: An answer to your query Dear &NAME , " How many people can &NAME 's cottage hold ? " - Well , before I answer your question may I just say that I am not completely incompetent . You do n't need to worry ; I am capable of organising a holiday without choosing a one-bedroomed house for a dozen people ... ! Okay - &NAME 's cottage has &NUM bedrooms and sleeps at least &NUM in each . There is also additional sleeping space on the floor of one of the large rooms he says . Oh , and since we were both online at the time you sent this message I 'm kind of curious as to why you did n't just ask me ? Answers on a postcard . Also , the number of people going ... Well , to save everyone having to reply to your email when they 've already replied to mine I shall tell you . So far &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME are going . &NAME is in &NAME without her mobile so she has n't replied , but I assume from her previous emails she will be there . &NAME would like to go but is not going to commit herself ... &NAME is at her cousins with her mobile switched off so I have no idea . &NAME and &NAME have not replied yet . I will update you with any further developments . &NAME &NAME Thanks for the text . We think you 're taking this news rather oddly though . SUBJECT: And on your left is &NAME College US visitor : Hey &NAME , d' ya think &NAME is pre-war ? Fellow wandering past : &NAME ? Madam , it 's &NAME ! &NAME Welcome back etc. Just to let you know that the slate kilns site has a new off-shoot at &WEBSITE Another excuse for a day spent scanning photographs . Have a great term &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: and subsoil decompostion & biospheres ... hey , I 'm an a level geographer ... I can work out what subsoil watering is ( maybe ) ! I have been to my friend 's house today . she has &NUM kids ( it 's ok , she 's thirty-something and from church!)- &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . so cute ! my parents are going away tomorrow for &NUM days ( yay , peace and quiet ) and I am attempting to motivate the academic side of me . any ideas ? ! my sis has emailed from &NAME to say she is fine ... and &NAME is coing to stay with me soon . maybe we could phone you in a couple of weeks ? we can try it , anyhow . u well I hope . love &NAME xx Yeah , tell me about the heat . I was cutting down some rose bushes this morning , and was more than a little warm . Still , everything is way more green here than in &NAME , where the grass is &NAME ( unless you have subsoil watering &NAME ! ! ) see you , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE or your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : and subsoil decompostion & biospheres ... I talked to &NAME ( the famous super-hero ) last night , and he said that some of you had talked about invading my sacred shine here in &NAME sometime in the near future ... Did you know about this ? Hopefully that 'll work out . ... We 'll see ! &NAME motivation for work ? Me ? Work ? . ... &NAME , &NAME hey , I 'm an a level geographer ... I can work out what subsoil watering is ( maybe ) ! I have been to my friend 's house today . she has &NUM kids ( it 's ok , she 's thirty-something and from church!)- &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . so cute ! my parents are going away tomorrow for &NUM days ( yay , peace and quiet ) and I am attempting to motivate the academic side of me . any ideas ? ! my sis has emailed from &NAME to say she is fine ... and &NAME is coing to stay with me soon . maybe we could phone you in a couple of weeks ? we can try it , anyhow . u well i hope . love &NAME xx Yeah , tell me about the heat . I was cutting down some rose bushes this morning , and was more than a little warm . Still , everything is way more green here than in &NAME , where the grass is &NAME ( unless you have subsoil watering &NAME ! ! ) see you , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE or your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: An Invitation ! Hello everyone ! This is just a quick note to invite you all to come on The &NAME &NAME , &NAME 's annual student house party on the 10th-13th June . This year we will have &NUM speakers looking at The Doctrine of the Second Coming and &NAME - &NUM stroming topics . We will also have a variety of seminars ( including one on guidance ) and possibly a workshop on preparing a Bible passage for leading a &NUM or small group . All the details will be revealed at Claypath on Sunday ( &NUM / &NUM ) and you can always mail us or call us if you want to know more . &NUM good thing is that we have cut £ &NUM off last year 's price by moving to a new location ( in the &NAME &NAME ) so the cost will be £ &NUM . The centre is also much closer to &NAME so if you need to get back for a viva ( ) or a ball ( ) you will ba able to do so fairly easily . If you know people who would want to come are not on the mailing list for this e-mail then do please forward this message to them - it 's not that we are not inviting them - we just do n't have their e-mail addresses . We do hope that you will all be able to come . &NAME ( &EMAIL ) & &NAME ( &EMAIL ) &NUM &NUM &NUM Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . Click Here SUBJECT: An invitation to celebrate my 21st birthday Dear all , In &NUM weeks time I will be &NUM ! I would like to invite you all to a dinner at &NAME &NAME , near &NAME , on the evening of Saturday 30th November to celebrate my 21st birthday . Dress code will be black tie and I have booked a room for the occasion . Cost will be between £ &NUM and £ &NUM each depending on numbers ( probably nearer £ &NUM ) . Thanks to those who I 've already told about this and have said that they can come . I realise you will not all be able to , although I am giving you some advance notice in the hope that as many as possible will manage to make it . Could you let me know by email , telephone or face to face communication , as soon as is convenient , whether you &NUM ) Would like to come &NUM ) Will be able to come &NUM ) Might be able to come &NUM ) Wo n't be able to come Thanks very much for considering this . I know it is quite expensive , but I would like to do something memorable to celebrate my 21st ... Hoping you are all happy in whatever you are doing . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , Yes , I was right . &NAME 's train is due in to &NAME at &NUM : 17pm . She will text you if it is delayed . &NAME SUBJECT: Apologies Flat , I am sorry for yelling at you yesterday ; I had had a really bad day and I am quite stressed about my exams ... but that'snot a valid excuse ... I will stay out of your collective way as much as possible until the exams are over and I can go home ! Hope you all have good days , &NAME &CHAR &NAME &NAME , thank you for being so sweetly concerned ! SUBJECT: April &NUM Dear &NAME , &NAME Birthday ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I hope you have a good , very good , day whatever you do . Give us a call so we can have a chat if possible . Love , Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: are you a ... Are you a muppet ? SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening I can see very definate posibilities . ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME ... You are our friend we love you ! ! ! And other classics . - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) &NAME idea - I 'm working on it . &CHAR I had an idea ! Why do n't you &NUM musical geniuses make up a song about &NAME and him being &NUM &NUM ( and set it to a popular boyzone tune ? ! ) and sing it to &NAME after dinner ? On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME wrote : &NUM in &NUM cars ? &CHAR Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME & &NAME 's cars ? ) People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : 40pm . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . From &NUM : &NUM - &NUM : &NAME there will be a bar available where we can buy drinks etc if we like . I have not chosen any wine because it ranges from £ &NUM to £ &NUM per bottle and I am still a student . We will then relocate to a private room where the meal will be served and we have the room booked until midnight . After the meal we can talk or do things that &NAME will suggest or , most probably , both or anything else anyone comes up with . If anyone does n't understand anything then please ask me . Looking forward very much to seeing you all soon . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening Now what I look forward to is &NAME hockey ( with &NAME ! ) , sleeping with &NAME and playing &NAME 's " games " . &NAME " anyone ? ? &CHAR SUBJECT: Arrangements for Saturday evening Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : 40pm . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . From &NUM : &NUM &NUM : &NAME there will be a bar available where we can buy drinks etc if we like . I have not chosen any wine because it ranges from £ &NUM to £ &NUM per bottle and I am still a student . We will then relocate to a private room where the meal will be served and we have the room booked until midnight . After the meal we can talk or do things that &NAME will suggest or , most probably , both or anything else anyone comes up with . If anyone does n't understand anything then please ask me . Looking forward very much to seeing you all soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening &NAME et all , Am happy to drive as it will make practicalities a lot easier , cheaper ( for me ) etc. So &NAME and I will boogie on up to &NAME Saturday evening and then : &NUM car of &NUM can leave from college &NUM cars of &NUM , &NUM , &NUM can leave from &NAME I think that maths is correct . Anyhows , that should be sorted now . Now what I look forward to is &NAME hockey ( with &NAME ! ) , sleeping with &NAME and playing &NAME 's " games " . I 've already let her know that we should play some of the games I 've learnt down here at &NAME , but I do n't think they 're appropriate . Anyhows , see you sat if not before , I &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME & &NAME 's cars ? ) People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : 40pm . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . From &NUM : &NUM &NUM : &NAME there will be a bar available where we can buy drinks etc if we like . I have not chosen any wine because it ranges from £ &NUM to £ &NUM per bottle and I am still a student . We will then relocate to a private room where the meal will be served and we have the room booked until midnight . After the meal we can talk or do things that &NAME will suggest or , most probably , both or anything else anyone comes up with . If anyone does n't understand anything then please ask me . Looking forward very much to seeing you all soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening &NUM in &NUM cars ? &CHAR Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME & &NAME 's cars ? ) People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : &NAME . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . From &NUM : &NUM &NUM : &NAME there will be a bar available where we can buy drinks etc if we like . I have not chosen any wine because it ranges from £ &NUM to £ &NUM per bottle and I am still a student . We will then relocate to a private room where the meal will be served and we have the room booked until midnight . After the meal we can talk or do things that &NAME will suggest or , most probably , both or anything else anyone comes up with . If anyone does n't understand anything then please ask me . Looking forward very much to seeing you all soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening Not wildly &SMILEY &CHAR Now what I look forward to is &NAME hockey ( with &NAME ! ) , sleeping with &NAME and playing &NAME 's " games " . &NAME " anyone ? ? &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening what &NAME means by " things that &NAME will suggest " is games ( I can see &NAME 's face dropping ! ) ( Do n't worry &NAME , only &NUM or &NUM . ... ) Does anyone have any suggestions ? ( Not Risk &NAME ) ( and not board games ) . ... we COULD do taboo ( I can see &NAME and &NAME 's faces dropping now ) and maybe one other ? see y' all soon , &NAME GLAD YOU ARE COMING &NAME ! On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME wrote : &NUM in &NUM cars ? &CHAR Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &CHAR &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so &CHAR &CHAR anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME & &NAME 's cars ? ) People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : &NAME . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . From &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NUM : &NAME there will be a bar available where we can buy drinks etc if we like . I have not chosen any wine because it ranges from £ &NUM to £ &NUM per bottle and I am still a student . We will then relocate to a private room where the meal will be served and we have th &CHAR room booked until midnight . After the meal we can talk or do things that &NAME will suggest or , most probably , both or anything else anyone comes up with . If anyone does n't understand anything then please ask me . Looking forward very much to seeing you all soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening I had an idea ! Why do n't you &NUM musical geniuses make up a song about &NAME and him being &NUM &NUM ( and set it to a popular boyzone tune ? ! ) and sing it to &NAME after dinner ? On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME wrote : &NUM in &NUM cars ? &CHAR Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &CHAR &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so &CHAR &CHAR anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME & &NAME 's cars ? ) People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : &NAME . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . From &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NUM : &NAME there will be a bar available where we can buy drinks etc if we like . I have not chosen any wine because it ranges from £ &NUM to £ &NUM per bottle and I am still a student . We will then relocate to a private room where the meal will be served and we have th &CHAR room booked until midnight . After the meal we can talk or do things that &NAME will suggest or , most probably , both or anything else anyone comes up with . If anyone does n't understand anything then please ask me . Looking forward very much to seeing you all soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening hello , looking forward to seeing everyone this weekend ( some of you lateish tomorrow evening - &NAME 's Bar ... be there ! ) Re - &NAME : I 'm perfectly happy with whatever - party games : bridge ? &SMILEY I can just see &NAME 's face ! - &NAME sleeping with &NAME : I 'm concerned . no , worried . seriously . See you all soon ! love &NAME x From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) , &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME et all , Am happy to drive as it will make practicalities a lot easier , cheaper ( for me ) etc. So &NAME and I will boogie on up to &NAME Saturday evening and then : &NUM car of &NUM can leave from college &NUM cars of &NUM , &NUM , &NUM can leave from &NAME I think that maths is correct . Anyhows , that should be sorted now . Now what I look forward to is &NAME hockey ( with &NAME ! ) , sleeping with &NAME and playing &NAME 's " games " . I 've already let her know that we should play some of the games I 've learnt down here at &NAME , but I do n't think they 're appropriate . Anyhows , see you sat if not before , I &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME & &NAME 's cars ? ) People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : &NAME . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . From &NUM : &NUM &NUM : &NAME there will be a bar available where we can buy drinks etc if we like . I have not chosen any wine because it ranges from £ &NUM to £ &NUM per bottle and I am still a student . We will then relocate to a private room where the meal will be served and we have the room booked until midnight . After the meal we can talk or do things that &NAME will suggest or , most probably , both or anything else anyone comes up with . If anyone does n't understand anything then please ask me . Looking forward very much to seeing you all soon . &NAME The new &NAME &NUM : smart spam protection and &NUM months FREE * &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Arrangements for Saturday evening Good idea - I 'm working on it . &CHAR I had an idea ! Why do n't you &NUM musical geniuses make up a song about &NAME and him being &NUM &NUM ( and set it to a popular boyzone tune ? ! ) and sing it to &NAME after dinner ? On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME wrote : &NUM in &NUM cars ? &CHAR Dear all , Just to let you know a little bit about the plans for Saturday evening since some of the more curious among you have been asking . The cost will be £ &NUM per person . Please make cheques payable to &NAME &NAME and present them to me on Saturday . There are &NUM of us going and the transport arrangements at present are as follows ( if any of this is wrong , I 'm sorry ) : &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME are going to take people there in their cars . I think I am right in saying that &NAME and &NAME are getting a taxi , so if anyone else wants to do that too then that would mean &NUM people per car , which is perfectly manageable . People leaving from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME & &NAME 's cars ? ) People leaving from College : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) ) ( &NAME 's car ? ) &NAME , &NAME , and anyone else ) ) ( taxi ? ) We aim to arrive at &NAME Castle for 7pm so will probably leave &NAME at about &NUM : &NAME . Dress code is black tie if you are male , and if you are female then please wear a nice dress . From &NUM : &NUM - &NUM : &NAME there will be a bar available where we can buy drinks etc if we like . I have not chosen any wine because it ranges from £ &NUM to £ &NUM per bottle and I am still a student . We will then relocate to a private room where the meal will be served and we have the room booked until midnight . After the meal we can talk or do things that &NAME will suggest or , most probably , both or anything else anyone comes up with . If anyone does n't understand anything then please ask me . Looking forward very much to seeing you all soon . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME day Hi everyone , &NAME the exams are going OK . After the exams , you might want to relax by doing some art . If so , then come to the &NAME art day on Saturday 8th June from &NUM in &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 's College . We have been offered the chance to display work in the &NAME dining hall which would be a really good way of expressing our faith to those around us . We 'll also have a chance to do more poetry reading and can display the poems as well - get those calligraphy pens out . If you need any more information , please give me a shout by email or phone - &NUM &NUM . Feel free to bring some friends . Look forward to seeing you then , Take care , &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : authority of scriptures Dear &NAME Thanks for the email . I can suggest a couple of books . On the unity of OT and &NAME you could read &NUM Testaments , &NUM Bible by &NAME &CHAR &NAME ( &NAME revised &NUM ) and on the more abstract issues there are some good essays in &NAME , Authority , Canon edited by &NAME &NAME and DA &NAME ( &NAME ) . Both are on the heavy-ish end of the spectrum but at least then you 'll feel that you have got to grip with some of the issues ... Best wishes &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : authority of scriptures Dear &NAME Thanks for the email . I can suggest a couple of books . On the unity of OT and &NAME you could read &NUM Testaments , &NUM Bible by &NAME &CHAR &NAME ( &NAME revised &NUM ) and on the more abstract issues there are some good essays in &NAME , Authority , Canon edited by &NAME &NAME and DA &NAME ( &NAME ) . Both are on the heavy-ish end of the spectrum but at least then you 'll feel that you have got to grip with some of the issues ... Best wishes &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Back once more into the breach ... Hi , &NAME , &NAME to hear from you ! Your folks called us yesterday to catch up , so you and your family were on my mind today . Hard to believe this is your last year already ! And how was your time in the Lake District ? Interesting that you 've chosen field hockey over fencing . &NAME decided to go for drama club rather than fencing this year and feels good about his choice . &NAME 's continuing to recover , but it will be next summer before he has new teeth and many months before his fingers and flexibility will be back to normal , if ever . We continue to give thanks that it was n't worse , though . The boys are enjoying their classes this year , although &NAME keeps lamenting over the amount of homework he has . My mum was here for &NUM days and the leaves are bright orange and gold , but I 'm afraid the cold and snow of winter are not far away . We will continue to pray for you in your studies and also for guidance as to your long-term plans . Just remember that 'renaissance men " were very good at many things -- that means that the world 's your oyster ! It also means it will be hard to choose between your many interests and talents . I still remember the advice the president of my university shared , " Find your passion and figure out a way to make it your career . " I like that . Anyway , I hope your first term goes well . We 'll look forward to those email updates . Bye for now &NAME , &NAME and the gang &SMILEY At &NUM : &NUM AM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Hello all ! I am back in the crazy world of &NAME &NAME 's college , after a busy and thoroughly enjoyable summer . The main focus of this term will be upon my dissertation - which follow on from the research I was doing in &NAME this summer . It is funny being back in college with load of new first years running around . People who do n't know how to e-mail , or use the darkroom , or how to go to bed on time ... ( Oh , how old am I ? ! ) Yesterday was a glorious day with a beautiful blue sky , scattered here and there with the occasional cloud so as not to make it overwhelmingly monotonous . Today is cold and rainy . I have taken up playing field hockey , and am quite enjoying that . My friend &NAME says that I am rather violent though . ( &NAME , violent ? - Never ! ) Still , it should be fun to keep at . I turned down a place on the University fencing team to play college hockey , so I really hope that I get in. &NUM suppose if I do n't I can just spend more time looking at rocks down a microscope ... This final year at college is looking like it will be busy , yet rewarding . At this time I would appreciate your prayers for my future though , as I am at a loss for what to do . I have concidered so many things , and am not sure what I will do . I hope you are well ! Lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Back once more into the breach ... Hi &NAME , &NAME to hear from you and know that all is going well . Everything is fine here and changing . &NAME is moving out at the end of October into his own apartment which is much closer to his work . He is looking forward to it and so we are happy for him but it will be different around here without him . We are all missing &NAME too who has been in &NAME &NAME since the beginning of Sept. He has n't been home yet and wo n't be until Christmas so it is a long time before we will see him . &NAME seems to be enjoying his life down there though so that is great . He has started a rock climbing club and is also involved in other activities . His courses have been easy at the beginning but are picking up now I think . &NAME is fine and thinks that he may be the 'spoiled " only child when &NAME leaves until &NAME comes back . &NAME and I are both busy with work , curling , church activities , and socializing - life is good . My Mom continues to have her ups and downs but is n't too bad right now . &NAME &NAME is adjusting to university well and seems to really like the music department there . &NAME and &NAME are fine and &NAME 's parents are doing as well as expected - not great but okay . Well I should go and do some work around the house today . We hope that all of your family is doing well . We so enjoyed our time in &NAME with you all . By the way , &NAME got his friend &NAME and cousin &NAME to go hiking and camping with him on our Thanksgiving weekend for &NUM nights at a park down in &NAME &NAME and then they all went to &NAME 's sister &NAME 's for dinner and the night . &NAME and &NAME thought that &NAME worked them too hard . They obviously have n't camped with us in &NAME . Take care &NAME and good luck with school and all of your activities this term . Love &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Hi everyone - I 'm emailing you because : &CHAR ) you 've expressed an interest in being involved in the Ministry &NAME for &NAME &NAME , &CHAR ) you 've been involved before , or &CHAR ) we just wondered if you 'd be interested in getting involved ! so , hello ! If you have n't heard already , &NAME &NAME is happening on Monday 17th June at 7.30pm in the &NAME &NAME , &NAME 's College . We 're still on the look out for people to get involved in the &NAME &NAME on the night . So if you know of anyone else who might be worth contacting , please let me know ! If you 'd like to be involved in the Ministry / Prayer team we 'd like to invite you to a training evening on * * Weds 12th June at 6.30pm in the &NAME Room in &NAME * * ( There will be someone to meet you at reception if you do n't know &NAME ) . This will be a great chance to meet each other and exchange thoughts and experience . It should n't be a long meeting ( hopefully about an hour ) and you 'll get another chance to meet together as a team before the event on Monday . Please let me know if you 're interested and would like to get involved , but also please let me know if you 'd rather not ( so that I do n't contact you again on this ! ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Howdy partner , The ball was great fun , I got to bed about &NUM : &NUM ish . &NAME . I made it to church for &NUM : &NUM and managed to play not too many wrong notes on the cello . How goes revision ? Are you around sometime today to chat online ? Let me know . I 'm off to sleep for a couple hours now methinks . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! &NUM &NAME &NAME is recovering , although he does n't have much energy . He 's not coming back til finals , do keep praying for him if you get the chance . &NAME &NAME , How 's &NAME ? I 've been praying for him . I hope he gets better soon . All well with you ? &NAME REVISION IS BORING ! ! ! ! BORING ! ! ! ! BORING ! ! ! ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: being used by &NAME Fwd : &NAME &NAME -- August &NUM , &NUM Elevator Practice , by &NAME &NAME " If any one gives a cup of cold water to one of these little one 's because he is my disciple , I tell you the truth , he will certainly not lose his reward . " ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) Cups of cold water . Have you handed any out lately ? Has anyone handed a cup of cold water to you lately ? &NAME delights more in the little spontaneous acts of discipleship than in all our high , complicated theological prognostications . As long as you believe living " in service " to &NAME involves only vast global majestic efforts , you will fail to grasp the ways each day we have to give cups of cold water . A cup of cold water is more than just &NAME in a &NAME cup . A cup of cold water can be a word of encouragement , a prayer , a touch on the shoulder , a simple " I 'm sorry , " a comment like " You look wonderful today ! " or " I 'm glad you 're here ! " It can be buying someone lunch , letting someone else have a parking place , a flower or note to a friend . These are not small things in the impact they can have on someone 's day . &CHAR &NAME OF COLD WATER IS WHATEVER YOU CAN DO . That 's right , folks , we 're all different . We have different personalities . Some do certain things better than others . &NAME has equipped us all with ways to give cups of cold water . Maybe you can write notes , make phone calls , or give heartfelt compliments . Maybe you can drive someone to church or the hospital . Maybe you can help in the teacher 's workroom at church . There are a million ways to serve , many of which are easily within your talents and &NAME given capabilities to perform . Here 's how it works . A few days ago , I went to visit someone in the hospital recuperating from major surgery . After making the visit , I stood &NUM minutes waiting for the world 's slowest elevator . The hospital was undergoing remodeling and tempers were short among both visitors and staff . When the door finally opened , I faced about a dozen people -- all tired , all serious looking , and all having waited &NUM minutes just like I did . I did n't think I 'd fit in , but as the door began to shut , several said " come on , we 'll make room ! " I jumped in just as the door closed and several people gasped " are you okay ? The door almost closed on you ! " I told them I was fine , my only fear was my big stomach would jam the door and put us over the weight limit . Several tired &NAME rippled through our temporary little elevator community on the way down . I stood jammed at the front , with a steel elevator door about &NUM half inch from my face . Now here 's the deal . I 'll be honest with you . I am a funny guy , I ca n't help it or fix it . I do n't try to be funny . I just am . I was funny as a kid . It got me in trouble then , and it often keeps me in trouble now . &NAME wired me for humor -- &NUM not &NUM . I remember &NUM of all the jokes I hear and they pop out automatically . My mind packs in weird thoughts that come out in humorous ways at odd moments . As a few &NAME echoed in the car , I said 'my grandfather made me stand next to him , for hours facing the living room wall ( pause , pause ) He called it elevator practice " . ( That 's a joke by &NAME &NAME ) Elevated laughter ( no pun intended ) . " I had a rough childhood ( pause , pause ) I was toilet-trained at gunpoint . " Louder laughter . ( &NAME &NAME ) . 'My folks would play a little joke on me ( pause , pause ) I 'd come home from school and found out they moved . ( &NAME ) General laughter . " But the worst part , they 'd send me out on &NAME ( pause , pause ) AS IS . ( &NAME ) The elevator doors opened and I shot down the hall with laughter roaring behind me . That 's almost as good as life gets to me . My wife says I do n't need friends , or family , just an audience . Now here 's the point : I gave a cup of cold water using the gifts and personality warp &NAME gave me . I did it to help somebody and the best part of it is , it was fun for me . If &NAME ever advertises for a court jester , I 'm applying for the job . If &NAME can use someone like me , do n't you know , deep down , he can surely , surely use you to give a cup of cold water ? ( The answer is YES , and do n't call me &NAME ! ) So join me in finding your own special of way of telling people , " For all you do , this H2O is for you ! " Being Used by &NAME , by &NAME &NAME He has made major mistakes in his life . Some of those mistakes have produced serious pain and sorrow in those who love him . At &NUM point he did not know if his life was worth living . He was on the verge of destruction . He surrendered his life to &NAME . Now he has purpose and direction . He has experienced &NAME 's grace and is actively sharing a message of hope . He is being used by &NAME . She has taught elementary school for over &NUM years . When she gets home she sometimes forgets to stop using her teacher voice when she speaks to her husband and her own children . There are times she wonders if she is making a difference . &NUM day a little boy came up to her desk after school and told her his mother was very sick . She put down her pen and papers and held him in her arms . She is being used by &NAME . He works for a major corporation . Most days he feels fairly insignificant and unappreciated . &NUM day he noticed a coworker seemed low-spirited so he invited him to lunch . He listened to the story of a broken home , a broken heart and shattered dreams . He offered a few words of comfort , but mostly he listened . He is being used by &NAME . She is young and inexperienced in the ways of ministry , but she loves the &NAME . She wants to make a difference . She spent the summer in a strange town , living with a strange family , meeting new people , making new friends , teaching &NAME 's Word , and demonstrating the Godly life . She made a difference . She is being used by &NAME . He is getting older . His health is failing . He cannot do all that he once did . He welcomes visitors . He gives a friendly smile . He encourages . He prays . He uses his gifts for the &NAME . He wants to do more . He is being used by &NAME . She does n't drive at night and there are some days when her arthritis makes it difficult to move . But , she prays for her family , her friends , and for her church . She often sends cards of encouragement and notes that are timely and sweet . She is being used by &NAME . He is not old enough to drive . He is not yet into dating . He 's a teenager and trying to find his way with the &NAME . There are times when he is confused and frustrated with life . He traveled to a foreign country to help those who needed his help . He is being used by &NAME . He is a young man with lots of potential . He is searching to find his place in the world . There are times when he struggles with the difference between what could be and what is . He tries to keep his hopes alive . During the summer he has invested himself in the lives of young children . They look up to him . They admire him . He has changed them by his presence in their lives . He is being used by &NAME . &NAME may never call us to preach to the masses . He may never lead us to a foreign mission field . But , He will work in us and through us to minister to those in need . He will if we will allow ourselves to be used by &NAME . " I tell you the truth , anyone who gives a cup of cold water in my name because you belong to &NAME will certainly not lose his reward " ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM , &NAME ) Let Him use you ! HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE ? It 's FREE ! To subscribe send a blank email to : &EMAIL ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes &WEBSITE SUBJECT: being used by &NAME Fwd : &NAME &NAME -- August &NUM , &NUM Elevator Practice , by &NAME &NAME " If any one gives a cup of cold water to one of these little one 's because he is my disciple , I tell you the truth , he will certainly not lose his reward . " ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) Cups of cold water . Have you handed any out lately ? Has anyone handed a cup of cold water to you lately ? &NAME delights more in the little spontaneous acts of discipleship than in all our high , complicated theological prognostications . As long as you believe living " in service " to &NAME involves only vast global majestic efforts , you will fail to grasp the ways each day we have to give cups of cold water . A cup of cold water is more than just &NAME in a &NAME cup . A cup of cold water can be a word of encouragement , a prayer , a touch on the shoulder , a simple " I 'm sorry , " a comment like " You look wonderful today ! " or " I 'm glad you 're here ! " It can be buying someone lunch , letting someone else have a parking place , a flower or note to a friend . These are not small things in the impact they can have on someone 's day . &CHAR &NAME OF COLD WATER IS WHATEVER YOU CAN DO . That 's right , folks , we 're all different . We have different personalities . Some do certain things better than others . &NAME has equipped us all with ways to give cups of cold water . Maybe you can write notes , make phone calls , or give heartfelt compliments . Maybe you can drive someone to church or the hospital . Maybe you can help in the teacher 's workroom at church . There are a million ways to serve , many of which are easily within your talents and &NAME given capabilities to perform . Here 's how it works . A few days ago , I went to visit someone in the hospital recuperating from major surgery . After making the visit , I stood &NUM minutes waiting for the world 's slowest elevator . The hospital was undergoing remodeling and tempers were short among both visitors and staff . When the door finally opened , I faced about a dozen people -- all tired , all serious looking , and all having waited &NUM minutes just like I did . I did n't think I 'd fit in , but as the door began to shut , several said " come on , we 'll make room ! " I jumped in just as the door closed and several people gasped " are you okay ? The door almost closed on you ! " I told them I was fine , my only fear was my big stomach would jam the door and put us over the weight limit . Several tired &NAME rippled through our temporary little elevator community on the way down . I stood jammed at the front , with a steel elevator door about &NUM half inch from my face . Now here 's the deal . I 'll be honest with you . I am a funny guy , I ca n't help it or fix it . I do n't try to be funny . I just am . I was funny as a kid . It got me in trouble then , and it often keeps me in trouble now . &NAME wired me for humor -- &NUM not &NUM . I remember &NUM of all the jokes I hear and they pop out automatically . My mind packs in weird thoughts that come out in humorous ways at odd moments . As a few &NAME echoed in the car , I said 'my grandfather made me stand next to him , for hours facing the living room wall ( pause , pause ) He called it elevator practice " . ( That 's a joke by &NAME &NAME ) Elevated laughter ( no pun intended ) . " I had a rough childhood ( pause , pause ) I was toilet-trained at gunpoint . " Louder laughter . ( &NAME &NAME ) . 'My folks would play a little joke on me ( pause , pause ) I 'd come home from school and found out they moved . ( &NAME ) General laughter . " But the worst part , they 'd send me out on &NAME ( pause , pause ) AS IS . ( &NAME ) The elevator doors opened and I shot down the hall with laughter roaring behind me . That 's almost as good as life gets to me . My wife says I do n't need friends , or family , just an audience . Now here 's the point : I gave a cup of cold water using the gifts and personality warp &NAME gave me . I did it to help somebody and the best part of it is , it was fun for me . If &NAME ever advertises for a court jester , I 'm applying for the job . If &NAME can use someone like me , do n't you know , deep down , he can surely , surely use you to give a cup of cold water ? ( The answer is YES , and do n't call me &NAME ! ) So join me in finding your own special of way of telling people , " For all you do , this H2O is for you ! " Being Used by &NAME , by &NAME &NAME He has made major mistakes in his life . Some of those mistakes have produced serious pain and sorrow in those who love him . At &NUM point he did not know if his life was worth living . He was on the verge of destruction . He surrendered his life to &NAME . Now he has purpose and direction . He has experienced &NAME 's grace and is actively sharing a message of hope . He is being used by &NAME . She has taught elementary school for over &NUM years . When she gets home she sometimes forgets to stop using her teacher voice when she speaks to her husband and her own children . There are times she wonders if she is making a difference . &NUM day a little boy came up to her desk after school and told her his mother was very sick . She put down her pen and papers and held him in her arms . She is being used by &NAME . He works for a major corporation . Most days he feels fairly insignificant and unappreciated . &NUM day he noticed a coworker seemed low-spirited so he invited him to lunch . He listened to the story of a broken home , a broken heart and shattered dreams . He offered a few words of comfort , but mostly he listened . He is being used by &NAME . She is young and inexperienced in the ways of ministry , but she loves the &NAME . She wants to make a difference . She spent the summer in a strange town , living with a strange family , meeting new people , making new friends , teaching &NAME 's Word , and demonstrating the Godly life . She made a difference . She is being used by &NAME . He is getting older . His health is failing . He cannot do all that he once did . He welcomes visitors . He gives a friendly smile . He encourages . He prays . He uses his gifts for the &NAME . He wants to do more . He is being used by &NAME . She does n't drive at night and there are some days when her arthritis makes it difficult to move . But , she prays for her family , her friends , and for her church . She often sends cards of encouragement and notes that are timely and sweet . She is being used by &NAME . He is not old enough to drive . He is not yet into dating . He 's a teenager and trying to find his way with the &NAME . There are times when he is confused and frustrated with life . He traveled to a foreign country to help those who needed his help . He is being used by &NAME . He is a young man with lots of potential . He is searching to find his place in the world . There are times when he struggles with the difference between what could be and what is . He tries to keep his hopes alive . During the summer he has invested himself in the lives of young children . They look up to him . They admire him . He has changed them by his presence in their lives . He is being used by &NAME . &NAME may never call us to preach to the masses . He may never lead us to a foreign mission field . But , He will work in us and through us to minister to those in need . He will if we will allow ourselves to be used by &NAME . " I tell you the truth , anyone who gives a cup of cold water in my name because you belong to &NAME will certainly not lose his reward " ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM , &NAME ) Let Him use you ! HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE ? It 's FREE ! To subscribe send a blank email to : &EMAIL ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes &WEBSITE SUBJECT: be like the scouts , be prepared ... Okay , I just wanted to clarify what I was saying last night , because I think it is a really important issue , and probably paramount to all of us . I was going to say that I do n't want to start up the whole messy discussion again , but I actually think that it 's very important to discuss it all . Even if it means going over the same ground again . My ideas about relationships , are , I think , fairly clear cut in theory . As I said last night , I would n't go into a relationship unless it was going to be a serious commitment , someone who I could see myself marrying . But I do think that to get to know another person in a way that may very well lead to marriage is important , and that " going out " is a good way to do that . I think friendship is a completely different kettle of fish ( where does that expression come from ? ) to anything else , ie seeing someone in light of being a marriagable item . People who are good friends can be terrible lovers ( could n't think of another word , you know what I mean ) , and so I think that " going out " ( HOW I hate that term ) , in a serious , &NAME , learning about each other and &NAME , kind of a relationship , can be the right way to go . &NAME , how far to go . I honestly do n't know . In theory , I 'd go with thw whole kissing and holding hands and nothing else brigade , but I do feel a complete hypocrite saying that , given that my past purity record is not particularly fantastic . I think that to engage emotionally is to engage physically , and that the stuff I mentioned above is a legitimate expression of the emotional commitment you do have when you are going out with someone , as long as it is n't used as a pathway to other things , as long as there are clear cut boundaries between you and ( this does sound very cheesy and I 'm not really sure what I mean by it ) as long as it happens in the context of a Godly relationship . As I said , all these are great in theory . Practice is much harder , especially as society demands of us that we pull every weekend until we find Mr. /Miss Perfect . &CHAR , yes , like that 's going to happen . I think what I find difficult is that so much of my identity relies on who and what other people think I am . To trust that ( &CHAR ) &NAME loves you whatever you look like or however horrible you are and ( &CHAR ) &NAME has a plan for you and that this may NOT involve marriage , is the thing I find most difficult of all . I would like to be going out with someone , but because I would actually like to be going out with ANYone , I 'm pretty sure that &NAME is n't going to put me in a relationship just yet . Firstly , I need to learn to trust him , and rely on him for self-worth rather than other people . Secondly , I need to learn to appreciate my friends . Thirdly , I need to get out more ... no , I 'm kidding on the thirdly . When it 's right , I will be in a relationship . But please do n't think I 've gone all pious and holy for once in my very levity-lived life . This is all how the sensible , theoretical , practicing for motherhood part of my brain works- the little part of my brain that so often gets over-rided by the irrational , practical , society-minded , &NAME that I struggle so hard to control , even here , among friends , even now , at an age where I should be getting sensible , even in &NAME , where the support network is so good but I still feel lonely and there does n't seem to be any room to make mistakes , even as a rep , when my behaviour suddenly got worse ( ! ) ... so good in theory , so bad in practice ( me , that is ) . I hope I have n't freaked anyone out too much , or said too much ( hmmmm ) . This is n't an attack on &NAME 's opinions , but a clarification of my own . I was thinking that maybe we could start an email prayer list ... just among a few friends of us ? I know that I do n't pray enough , and I know that I do n't pray for my friends enough , and , &NAME , it would be good to do that . Just call me Sister &NAME the Pious ... anyway , I would feel selfishly better if people I know and love were praying for me . Let me know what you think , not just about the prayer stuff , but about all this email . &NAME apologies for clogging up your inboxes and for any spelling mistakes . And yes , this has taken the place of a morning 's revision . Also , everyone should read &NAME 's friend 's book " The Relationships Revolution " because it makes a lot of sense . A LOT of sense . Love , &NAME xx &NAME If you could maybe not reveal the contents of this to anyone , that would be good for my peace of mind . Thank you kindly . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME 's music. . Hey &NAME - sounds fantastic ! I 'm glad everything 's going well with you . I agree - &NAME is good ! ( unfortunately ca n't tell you my story but is true ) . I ca n't wait to see what happens next as well ! Are you going to be living at home then ? urgh , freshers arriving tomorrow and term starting ... lots to do ! will write more soon ! &NAME x &NAME &NAME wrote : Hey &NAME ! I 've got funding for my Masters in &NAME &NAME Management at &NAME University ! &NAME is very good to me ! I phoned them up saying 'do you have any funding to cover course fees ? " yesterday they called back to say that yes , they could give me half the fees , and today , I got a call saying they would give me all the fees , should I want them ! &NAME is very very good to me . I was really worried about next year , and so this is a relief off my mind . I can really look forward to it now , with the obvoius disadvanges of being far from &NAME . Still , all in all , I think that this is the best . &NAME has blessed me so much thus far , I ca n't wait to see what is going to happen next . &NAME old &NAME . Hope you are well , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME 's music. . Hey &NAME ! Loved your trip email ( ca n't remember if &CHAR told you ! ) &NAME .. in terms of &NAME 's cd . would be fine but need to find some blank cds first but will try and keep it in mind - not urgent is it ? ? &SMILEY I am well . Got back Monday . Enjoying catching up with the few people that are around and enjoying the peace and quiet here . I love &NAME as a city and it has been wonderful moving back into my room and the flat . &NAME and &CHAR are getting on pretty well - but I think I 've been a bit quieter than he expected ! ! We had a hilarious time on &NAME evening when &NAME &NAME came to dinner - &NAME got increasingly hyper as the evening went on ( think it was the icecream adn maple sauce that did it - but do n't say anything to him ! ! ) . The &NUM of them make me laugh so much ! Otherwise has been quiet slow week &NAME I 'm not up to speed yet ! &NAME &NAME has died leaving us in a huge fix &NAME we 've lost all the financial records , etc. : ( ( ( ( Anyway , hope everything gets sorted out with you next year . I have no ideas I 'm afraid ! &SMILEY &NAME &NAME 's off to &NAME on 4th - be good to see him ? Good visit with &NAME ? Speak soon , &NAME ra &NAME &NAME x &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , I was just wondering if you were absolutely bored ... and if you would n't mind burning me copy of &NAME 's music &NAME . I still do n't have anything firm lined up for next year , and it is quite frustrating , but I am trying to trusty that &NAME does have something arranged for me . Perhaps I will find out today ? Any ideas ? Are you looking forward to haeding back to college ? I know &NAME is dying to get back . I 'm off to see her tomorrow , which will be very good . I hope you are well , &NAME SUBJECT: Best wishes Dear &NAME , Just a brief note , you do n't have to reply to it if you;re busy . I just wanted to say that I really hope today 's " all earth " exam went well and to let you know that I was praying for you this morning and will continue to do so . Much love , &NAME xxx p.s. Did you get a birthday card from me ? I sent one to your college address but if I ought to send things to your house instead , please let me know the address for that ! SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Hi &NAME Hope you feel better - get more sleep , ok ? &NAME &NAME went well tonight ( well , I think it did anyway ) . There were only &NUM of us , but that was quite nice for a change . What do you think of having weekly &NAME Study emails , to remind people of the prayer points ? Obviously it would depend on whether people want to do this , although it would just be for our group only , so people would already know about the stuff to pray for . What do you think ? Shall I email the group to ask them what they think ? Just an idea ... Anyway , take care of yourself , Love &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Leaders Meeting Hi people - hope you 're all well . We 'd like to meet meet up with you all soon and talk about how the &NAME Studies are going , and what &NAME and &NAME are thinking about for the future . It would be a good time to officially " hand over " the bible studies and I think it will be vital for them ( and useful for &NAME and &CHAR ) to hear people 's feedback on how they 're going and what things could be changed for the future . Please come prepared to be honest ! To this end we would like to invite you all to a meeting at &NAME &CHAR on &NAME 7th ( &NAME ? ) . Please let us know if that 's a bad time and whether you can make it . I may also create some kind of feedback sheet for people to fill in before the meeting if that sounds like a good idea - let me know . Thank you all for your hard work over this past year and the efforts you 've made in your groups . I hope they 've been rewarding and fun ! Thanks , &NAME x SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Leaders Meeting Hey again everyone - sorry about this , but &NAME does n't seem to be a good evening for our meeting . Can people make Sunday after lunch instead ? ( about &NUM ? ) &NAME x SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Leaders Meeting &NAME - sorry everyone , this is getting complicated ( there 's so many of you ! ) Take &NUM : Sunday 10th March at &NUM . Does that solve everyone 's problems ? Love &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Leaders Meeting Hi everyone This Sunday at &NAME ! Please could everyone have a look at the Feedback Form before the meeting ? &WEBSITE It would be great if you could all fill in &NUM ( anonymously ? ) before Sunday . You can email it back to me or print it out and leave it in my pigeon hole ( or give it to one of my flatmates - &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME ) . Otherwise just bring it to the meeting on Sunday . It 's quite long so do n't feel you have to answer all the questions , but it would be really useful to hear your comments about how this year has gone , especially if you ca n't make it on Sunday . People who get this email - I 'd really appreciate it if you could pass the message onto your co-leaders and anyone else you see ( even if you just need to remind them to read their email ! ) I will try and bring some hard copies along to Chapel tonight if anyone 's around . Also - does anyone have &NAME and &NAME 's number ? Thanks everyone , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Big News ! Hey &NAME ! that 's fantastic ! I 'm so pleased for them . and yes , you are now officially allowed to talk about marriage as much as you want . and by the time they get married , you would have talked about it so much , that you wo n't want to hear another word about marriage ... hee hee ! ! I saw &NAME about a month ago when &NAME and I went to STAG when she was signing the contract on her house . so glad you and &NAME had a great time away . although it is always nice to get home and be able to unpack properly ! hope &NAME had a brilliant time in &NAME too . I 'll find out in a couple of weeks anyway , when &CHAR see her again . I 've had a good and productive summer , if not the most exciting one . I 'm afraid I have no tales of travelling adventures to pass on ... but I have raised a good lot of money for Christian Aid by collecting &NUM phones and hopefully another &NUM to come . so that 's cool . and have done a fair amount of other stuff , so it 's all good experience . did my &NUM hr computer course as well , although to be fair , it was probably more like &NAME I did ! ! really enjoyed &NAME and &NAME 's wedding , yes wedding ... ! ! met up with &NAME , stayed at &NAME 's and flied a kite on the beach with &NAME and ed. and had my grandpa 's 80th birthday meal last weekend . so all in all it 's been fun . and now I 'm just chillin and sorting out stuff for going back . well look forward to seeing you sometime soonish ... and until then keep jumping , and wahooping ( like &NAME 's are good at , and &NAME 's are n't) .. and go to a national trust place , to get some more of your money 's worth ! right I 'll stop here &NAME my merry banter 's turning into almost-edward-learian-nonense ( if you have n't &NAME " The &NAME with no toes " , read it , it 's cool ! ) love from &NAME # &SMILEY p.s. " the joy of the &NAME is our strength ! " ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) keep up that joy , brother ! ! ! &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : Big News ! Hey &NAME ! sorry I 've been so long in replying , has been a bit mad recently ... but anyway after packing everything apart from the kitchen sink ... and then unpacking it all , I am now well installed in my new room in college and getting used to &NAME again . we 've been welcoming international students ( me and a group of 2nd years ) and its been good fun getting to know them all . although &CHAR cringe every time I have to admit I 'm a 4th year .. ! thanks for picking up the phone in &NAME , if you can send it to : Christian Aid Appeal , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NUM , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , that would be fantastic ! it raises £ &NUM for Christian Aid . Sorry to hear that &NAME trip wasnt all that great . im sure I 'll get to chat to her next week , which 'll be lovely . righty better go now , &NAME am meeting people for lunch . keep going with the job hunting - and remember Romans 8: &NUM , He IS working however hard it is to see it ! ! love from &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Big News ! &NAME ! Congratulations to &NAME ! &NAME Hello friends ! I am going to have a Sister in law ! My brother is getting married ! How cool is that ? ! ! ! ! Now , &NAME , I have a reason to talk so much about marriage ! For the romantics among you , you will please to hear that &NAME proposed to &NAME &NAME on Saturday at &NAME Park , which as all &NAME and Prejudice fans will know , is very romantic , being , I believe , Mr. &NAME 's residence in the film ? Please correct me if I am wrong . &NAME , he did n't jump into the lake , but such is life . My brother 's getting married ! How good ! I 'm still quite excited ! If any of you feel so impressed at my big brothers utter romanticness , than you can e-mail him &EMAIL or &NAME &EMAIL I 'm sure they would be surprised ! My brother 's getting married ! &NAME ! Keep well , friends ! &NAME SUBJECT: Birthday ! Dear &NAME , Hello my long-lost friend ! I hope you are well and that your term has been a good one so far . It was nice to hear from you , even if only to be gloated at about the &NAME &NAME film ! I just wanted to make sure that you and I have n't by any chance got &NAME the same birthday present - I 've got him a &NAME &NAME tape to replace the one that he lost / broke ( I ca n't remember which it was ) ... Please tell me you or &NAME or your parents did n't have the same idea ! ! Keep in touch , love &NAME xxx SUBJECT: Birthday Today is Uncle &NAME 's 50th Birthday . &EMAIL &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME UK SUBJECT: BIRTHDAY GREETINGS ! Dear &NAME , HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! I hope you 're still having a really great time and that everyone has been making a real fuss of you today . Anyone make you breakfast in bed ? It sounds like you had a weekend to remember - I 'd love to be able to do something similar in the middle of term . I 'll bet the beach was cold , though ! I only managed to get your address off &NAME yesterday , so I 'm afraid you probably wo n't get your card until tomorrow evening . Are you going to do anything for your birthday when you get home ? What date are you going to be coming home , anyway ? Oh , that 's ages away , you do n't need to tell me that yet , I 'll find out another time ! I got an email from &NAME &NAME in &NAME today , he says he did n't get my last email and that I 'll have to think of something else to do for my dissertation project . I felt sad when I first got the email , as it seemed really harsh that it had fallen through just because he did n't get my message with all the information in it ... But I 've been praying that &NAME would show me the right project to do , and I guess it just was n't that one . I 'd really appreciate it if you could pray that I would not worry too much about this , and that &NAME would provide me with something else to do in &NAME ! Of course , staying in &NAME means that I 'll be with my family and friends over the summer , which has &NAME to be a good thing ! Thank you for your email , it 's really good to hear what you 're up to . I 'll have to go to bed now because I 'm ya-aa-awning away , but keep in touch . Lots of love , &NAME xxx SUBJECT: Birthdays Dear &NAME , I am writing mainly to wich you a happy birthday , although I do n't remember exactly when it is . I know its around this time somwewhere ! I hope you are well and this term is not too stressful for you . Any luck with the phD stuff yet ? I have a job at long last . I got onto the temp register at &NAME County Council and am working in the Pensions dept at the moment . The work is not eactly thrilling - mainly processing forms etc , but the people are really nice and its a good laugh . ironically enough , all of the young people in County &NAME seem to work in Pensions ! Hows it going with &NAME ? I hope well . I have not really had all that much contact with &NAME lately , but it sound as if he is really enjoying his new job and is very busy which is good . I will be praying for you all over this exam time , Love &NAME xxx Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : black and pink photographs ... Hi &NAME , Well , brains have been picked , and no clear answer . Keep well &NAME . If you want to see the photos , I 'm sure &NAME would n't mind showing you . My friend raised something that was fairly obvious which I had n't considered at all , because I do n't think its an issue here . When you run chromogenic &NAME films through colour print machines in high street labs ( &NAME , T400CN ) the result can be everything from sepia to pink . I got the impression this was a darkroom effort , however . As to other factors , he has n't a clue . He seems to recall that &NUM years ago or so ago he might have obtained some pink results from heavily exhausted chemicals . But that 's as he can guess . It might conceivably help if I saw them yes . There 's a photo course I 'm conducting for the &NAME &NAME photographic society starting 2nd June , 4pm @ &NAME Room in &NAME . That might be a good time to let me have a look . &NAME | Essence of &NAME &NAME &EMAIL | | &WEBSITE | SUBJECT: Re : black and pink photographs ... Hi &NAME , &NAME , One of the girls who uses the darkroom at &NAME 's produced some &NAME photos with a pink cast on them . I think it is something to do with the chemicals , as it was of uneven density . Water maybe ? What do you think ? I 'm afraid you 've got me here . Without seeing the actual prints , I 'm ca n't be &NUM sure , but even if I did I 'm not sure . How strong are the pink casts ? The colour pink , in my knowledge , brings up notions of anti-halation layers , and unexposed &NAME paper exposed to room light . The only idea I have is a long shot ; that film with a pink anti-halation layer ( &NAME films for starters ) was processed in the fixer before printing , the colour stuck ( it normally clears in solution ) , and the prints were immersed in them and not washed properly . But as you can see for yourselves , that 's an extremely long shot for any careful darkroom worker . I have my doubts over uneven chemical density though ; I have serious doubts this would result in a pink cast in the paper . I assume this cast is appearing in the paper base rather than the exposed shadow areas . Perhaps you could send your response to both me and &NAME . Well , I 'll do a bit of digging with an old hand I know from &NAME , but again I might need more info . For example , if I recall my long forgotten tech stuff correctly , a paper base cast cannot be developer caused , whereas if the greys went pink then this would be more likely than the fix . But let me do some initial digging and see if it rings any bells . It 's definitely not a common problem that I am versed with . &NAME all is well , ( including nasty , nasty law exams ) Not too bad , thanks . &NUM last one on Monday . &NAME | Essence of &NAME &NAME &EMAIL | | &WEBSITE | SUBJECT: Re : blessings , , , , &NAME ( &NAME ? &NAME ? &NAME ? ) Thank you so much for your prayers ! Do you know , I really believe they 're making a difference ! ( Sounds obvious , but not always easy to believe . ) Last week I would get so bitter and twisted inside about the room situation , but yesterday and today things have been different . Thank you . I feel like I 'm receiving the daily grace I need . You remember that passage in &NUM &NAME we looked at together , a couple of weeks ago ? Well just before it I read this amazing passage : On Him we have set our hope that He will continue to deliver us , as you help us by your prayers . Then many will give thanks on our behalf for the gracious favour granted us in answer to the prayers of many . ( &NUM &NAME &NUM : &NUM , &NUM ) You 're a huge blessing to me , &NAME &SMILEY Love &NAME SUBJECT: Bonne Fete ! Dear &NAME , " Haaaaaaaappy Birthday ! Hey , I just said my first words ! " - - &NAME the &NAME as &NAME the &NAME , in &NAME the &NAME " . &NUM &NUM &CHAR &NUM so it 's not prime . Sorry . However , I feel you will be able to deal with that now that you are so mature . I really hope you have a great day , I wish I could celebrate with you , but no doubt you will enjoy the day with your &NAME friends . Your present may be found at the following website : &WEBSITE You 'll have to log in to your &NAME mail before going to the site . Then open the Public folder . &WEBSITE " is a little Powerpoint show for you . I hope you like it . Actually , the first thing I hope is that you can open it ! Have a really great one , and enjoy being &NUM ! It sounds scarily old , but actually it 's not that different from being &NUM . love and a Happy Birthday , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ! &NAME &NAME ! How be ? I am doing very badly keeping up with email - sorry ! But at least this reply is not quite so long in coming as the last one . Glad to hear that &NAME is on the mend . Did he get to have Christmas at home in the end ? oooh , Dr &NAME , eh ? * grins * yup , that 's quite scary &SMILEY what in particular are you going to do it on ? How long will a PhD take ? well , this is a short one too , I 'm afraid - heaps to do , start my course on Monday ! So , bye for now , take care of yourself , &NAME bless love & hugs &NAME xxx " Work like you do n't need money, * * * &EMAIL * ) ( ) love like you 've never been hurt, * * my &NAME website : and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * &WEBSITE / " love your enemy , it 'll ruin his reputation " &NAME tutu SUBJECT: &NAME ! Hi &NAME I ca n't believe it 's taken me more than &NUM weeks to answer this email - many apologies , I have no excuse except for not being very organised ... but here I am answering at last ! Sending this to both your addresses just in case . How 's &NAME ? &NAME he is a lot better ... let me know ! How 's decisions shaping up for next year ? I hope you have a bit more idea ; though do n't worry too much , because &NAME is looking out for you and he has it in hand ... I am sure that he will be in whatever you do . Have n't a clue if I will make it up to &NAME this term - I hope so , but it just depends how life shapes up &NUM way or another . Probably after my course finishes at the end of &NAME . If all else fails then I 'll definitely come up at the end of the year , in June , when I come back from &NAME . I 'm looking forward to my course - though it 's a bit scary ! I start in &NUM weeks . I have got loads of books and more on the way , so I 'll be reading like a maniac for a fortnight to try and prepare a bit ! Did you have a good Christmas ? Mine was cool ... not very exciting but nice ! I was going to go for New Year at &NAME 's in &NAME , but in the end what with money and time and just being tired I just stayed at home and watched telly with my mum and dad . &NAME came to stay last week - just for Wednesday night , it was cool to catch up a bit . It 's still a bit weird to think of life continuing in &NAME without me ! But I am getting used to it , and it 's cool to keep in touch and come up to visit . Bet it 's a great feeling to have your dissertation out of the way ! Hope you were pleased with it in the end . I 'll make sure to bring my &NAME photos again next time I come &SMILEY Anyway I guess I 'd better go and do some reading and stuff ... take care of yourself , & keep in touch . &NAME bless , loads of love &CHAR hugs &NAME xx " Work like you do n't need money, * * * &EMAIL * ) ( ) love like you 've never been hurt, * * my &NAME website : and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * &WEBSITE / " love your enemy , it 'll ruin his reputation " &NAME tutu SUBJECT: Book Hi &NAME , Hope you enjoyed the holiday and are having some success in finding a good job . Today I 've been to &NAME to pick up my keys for the flat . Could you email me the first &NUM pages of your book that you gave me on disk last week on the holiday please ? For comparison purposes . Also , would you mind if &NAME read my version ? Have a great time at &NAME 's and I hope to hear from you soon . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Book &NAME &NAME , the pages are all altered now , perhaps you could ask &NAME for them ? His version might be closer . &NAME Hi &NAME , Hope you enjoyed the holiday and are having some success in finding a good job . Today I 've been to &NAME to pick up my keys for the flat . Could you email me the first &NUM pages of your book that you gave me on disk last week on the holiday please ? For comparison purposes . Also , would you mind if &NAME read my version ? Have a great time at &NAME 's and I hope to hear from you soon . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: books and money Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME & &NAME , Just to ask you all to please bring your cheque-books on the holiday as I really need to reverse the loss I made on the flat books . I know you probably all have paid &NAME £ &NUM or so , but you still all owe me some money . I just got mine back in the post today and am very pleased with it . Hope you are all happy with yours ( thanks &NAME for your email - that was very nice of you ) . If you 're not , then you should have proof-read it . Hope you are all well and I look forward to seeing you on saturday . I 'm bringing my book so you can all sign it if you do n't mind , so think up something fitting to write ! &NAME p.s. remember your heavy duty garden spade ... I 've actually signed you all up for a hard labour camp ... at my profit ... SUBJECT: Re : books and money what exactly do we owe ? &CHAR &CHAR From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : books and money Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME & &NAME , Just to ask you all to please bring your cheque-books on the holiday as I really need to reverse the loss I made on the flat books . I know you probably all have paid &NAME £ &NUM or so , but you still all owe me some money . I just got mine back in the post today and am very pleased with it . Hope you are all happy with yours ( thanks &NAME for your email - that was very nice of you ) . If you 're not , then you should have proof-read it . Hope you are all well and I look forward to seeing you on saturday . I 'm bringing my book so you can all sign it if you do n't mind , so think up something fitting to write ! &NAME p.s. remember your heavy duty garden spade ... I 've actually signed you all up for a hard labour camp ... at my profit ... Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , &NAME , Bingo ! ( sorry for the wierd title ) When you said that you were including a " brief synopsis " of the project I did n't think you meant the entire dissertation ! ! &SMILEY I 'm knackered and have to be up early for a first day of a children 's holiday club tomorrow . It 's only on in the mornings which is a good thing because it means I have a chance to get ready for &NAME in the afternoons ! Situation in the Middle-East is pretty bad with the tit-for-tat scenario in action . I leave from &NAME Monday evening ( 3rd ) arriving back early hours of 17th . I have n't had chance to read the report yet , but will do tomorrow afternoon between washing clothes ! I found the electricity shop after much wandering . It 's on the main high street just down from &NAME &NAME . If all the " helpful " people in &NAME had told me that in the first place I would have had no problems finding it . I have room &NUM in the flat ( &NAME 's room ) which in &NAME &CHAR is the best view of the lot , which overlooks the playground . I 'm now pretty much moved in with all the " flat additional like microwave , pans , cutlery etc. Now it 's a case of moving my own stuff in once I 'm back from &NAME . Must go , need sleep before &NUM little children ! &NAME &NAME , &NAME Dear &NAME , Thanks for your e-mail . It sounds as if your time has been hectic ( as usual ) . Sometimes I wonder how you cope with so much on ! I 'm now back here in &NAME , breathing in the relatively pollen free air which gives my allergies much relief . Come the 15th of August , I was suffering in &NAME , as some big nasty plant decided that it might just be time to think about procreation . Stupid plants ! I 've had quite a summer , with not a lot of rest or time spent with &NAME . It has been so much fun , but it was great to get back here and crash out , not having to perform for anyone . I also have had my quiet times again , which is a step in the right direction . I met up with &NAME &NAME in &NAME a day or so ago , which was really nice . We went out to an Indonesian restaurant , and I had this chicken dish which was covered in a coconut sauce . It was a really good evening , and we talked about quite a few things . She 's a really Godly girl , and I do like her , but at this time , am sensing that it would not be right to take the relationship any further . Whether this is because she " ai n't the right one " or that I 'm not ready for a serious relationship , I 'm not sure . To be honest , it probably is a combination of the &NUM . I got my haircut today , and it really did need it ! It had been growing constantly for over &NUM months , and a now resembled a cross between a bush and some kind of fierce and injured species of bear . It really was something ! My time in &NAME was so excellent . We revisited many of the old places which we used to frequent . The lake was warm and still , and we saw quite a bit of wild life . By the end of my time there however , I was ready to come home , actually , ready to return to college . Have been thinking a bit about what to do next year , and have not come up with anything definite yet . I 've been thinking about perhaps teaching junior school , and that will involve taking a &NAME course . However it does n't sound too bad as apparently the government is paying people to take these . I think that if I did to this , I would probably stay in &NAME , as I 'm quite settled there and have quite a few friends ( your fine self included , of course . ) None of the other options are very appealing at this moment . I could go on to do some further study like a PhD and a master 's but do n't really have the desire to do this right now . It sounds that things are going well with you and &NAME , which is good . Tell me , are you going to go to the Holy Land ? What is the situation there ? If you 're going , when will you leave and return ? Did I tell you that I bought a guitar in &NAME ? Well I did and it is really nice . I 'm now starting to branch out into the weird and wonderful world of nasty bar chords . &NAME ! &NAME everything is OK there , and look forward to seeing you in October . Take care , &NAME Oh , I 'll attach the little write up that I wrote for the college and &NAME ( who gave me money for my trip ) Who do I send the &NAME thing to ? Welfare ? And you buy electricity at the electricity shop , and seriously , that 's all I know , as I never ever bought it ! Ask &NAME anything - he 'll know ! The Creation of a Geological Map in &NAME &NAME &CHAR Brief Synopsis of &NAME &NAME 's Mapping Project , June - July , &NUM Every British undergraduate geology student must complete a mapping project to be qualified as a chartered geologist . As I am such an undergraduate , I too had to produce a geological map of my very own . There were , however many unexpected and sometimes challenging obstacles which arose during the course of the planning and a realisation of this project . More than once did I think , " &NAME ! I 've got this or that sorted ! " only to have my plans come crumpling down like a sandcastle in a heavy thunderstorm . As I am generally quite paranoid about getting things to work out , I started thinking about this field-work even before the end of my first year at university . I had planned to study part of the Isle of &NAME in &NAME . This island contains a fine mixture of many different rock types , which would be ideal for the creation of a geological map , so I quickly had all the arrangements made for a five-week mapping trip . Unfortunately with the arrival of &NAME and Mouth disease , all land in the British Isles became out of bounds . Therefore , I had to look for alternative areas to map . Over the course of the planning , I considered many options including &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and the United States . In the end , after many dead end roads which initially looking so good , proved their true nature , I settled upon an area in &NAME &NAME , to examine at an active volcanic area , just on the rim of the colossal &NAME Valley &NAME . This is a huge crater blown out a few millions of years ago as a result of an enormous eruption . I was so very pleased to have finally got a feasible plan after so many had turned out to be impractical for various reasons . Because of the last minute nature of the trip , and the need to go abroad , the final cost of the trip was well over &NUM times that which I had originally estimated . On the day that I finished my last 2nd year exam , I packed up my belongings and left &NAME . I returned to my home in &NAME and within &NUM days was on a plane , flying at hundreds of miles an hour across the &NAME . After a connection and overnight stay in &NAME , I caught a small plane the rest of the way down to &NAME &NAME . Although I hate to disillusion people , I must say that during my short stay in &NAME &NAME airport I did not find anyone with flowers in their hair and found the people generally quite gruff , not gentle . However , the song does have a great tune . Anyway , I was greatly relieved to eventually see my &NUM mapping partners , &NAME and &NAME about an hour after I landed . In our rented car , we made our way across the state and after &NUM hours of travelling we arrived in the pleasant mountain resort town of Mammoth Lakes . This town has a population of about &NUM thousand , which trebles during the wintertime , and Independence day weekend when tourism is greatest . This small settlement is that at an altitude of 8000ft , and so the air was noticeably thinner , particularly when climbing the mountains ! After the first day , having walked over part of the mapping area , all &NUM of us were slightly worried by what we had seen . &NAME the scenery was stunning , with great sweeping views of forests hugging the bases of the mountains , and the closer wind-swept pine trees scenting the air much more than even the most powerful air freshener , we could see few rocks . We had come across some &NAME lava flows , which were , in all honesty very impressive , but thoroughly unattractive piles of jagged volcanic glass , hundreds of feet high . &NAME , we decided that we would avoid climbing these . Unfortunately , our decision did not stand very long . It turned out that there was n't much else to look at in the area except for the lava flows , so up them we went ! The flows were made up of hundreds of thousands of glassy boulders piled up on top of each other . This is because , unlike the basaltic lavas common in &NAME , these rhyolitic &NUM are much more viscous , and do not flow nearly so well . As they cool and solidify , the rock cracks . Hence , they tend to pile up to form these dark , shattered lava domes , instead of the basaltic sheets . Having changed my plan to examine the detailed structure of the domes , I was now faced with a new problem . How on Earth would I do this ? I had not previously looked at rhyolite for more than a few hours , and knew little about it . So how would I map the subtle changes in individual lava flows ? During the course of the &NUM week project , the way in which I did this changed many times . The lava flows themselves were utterly desolate , containing perhaps &NUM scraggly tree every hundred metres or so . The boulders were sharp , and were it not for a thick pair of gardening gloves , my hands would have been torn to shreds by the end of the first day . The flows were in an area of a national forest that was not very highly populated , to say the least . If I saw &NUM other person it was quite an event ! There were some days when I would become frustrated with the never-ending sea of obsidian boulders . The sun was always intense , beating relentlessly down upon my head , and the speed at which I went through factor &NUM suncream was truly astonishing ! I would sometimes seek shelter behind a particularly large boulder , hiding in the little , but ever so refreshing shade that it gave . However before too long I would be up and off again scared by the large volume of work which was still to be done . After a good three-week period , I had completed the general mapping of the &NUM main domes that I would be studying . I breathed more than one huge sigh of relief when I stumbled , and half fell down my last &NUM ft scree slope . Fortunately I had emerged relatively unscathed from these piles of glass and had only a few war wounds to show . By the end of my study of the domes , I had almost perfected a &NUM legged walk , and could move relatively danger free across the flows . What needed to be done now was to look at the area in between the &NUM domes . For the most part this was covered in walnut sized pieces of light pumice , which as well as being hard to walk on , made life for all but the hardiest plants virtually impossible . Still the last &NUM weeks were much more pleasant as I did not have to place my life into my hands with every faltering and unbalanced step that I took . Now , the picture that I have painted so far is a rather bleak one , which is quite unfair . I really did have a great time in &NAME Lakes , and got heavily involved in one of the churches of the town , through which I made many friends . Also , somehow , the harsh environment in which my mapping area was situated supported some deer ( do n't ask me how ! ) , one of which I saw on the same day . By the time the last day arrived , in &NUM sense I was ready to leave . I felt that if I had had another month , I could have accomplished a lot more in terms of the detail of the study , but I also longed to see my family once more . One of my friends from the town took me to the local Greyhound bus station , where I boarded an overnight bus for &NAME &NAME . I tried to sleep on the bus , but this of course was next to impossible . The fear of being mugged or killed by &NUM the other passengers was far too great to allow rest ! Throughout the trip , many thoughts we raced through my mind . What would it be like not to spend my days mapping ? What does the word " holiday " mean ? How will I survive without any rocks to comfort me ? Eventually after &NUM or so hours , we arrived in &NAME &NAME . My geology mapping project was over , and I now had a family holiday , visiting my old haunts in &NAME to look forward to , and what better reward is there than that ? How you doing ? I 'm not quite sure which country you 're in at the moment so I wo n't make any presumption except to say I know it 's about now that you 're due to be back in the centre of the universe that is the South of &NAME ! It 's been over a month since I last wrote to you and what a month ! In the last e-mail I told you how everything was sorted for &NAME &NAME , that we 'd been down and measured the site and that it was all looking good . Well with a week to go we received a phone call from the farmer to say that unfortunately we would n't be able to use the field . There were some sheep on the land an although they had successfully applied for a licence to move them , they would need to keep the field clear for &NUM days afterwards . &NAME . One of out backup farms was immediately brought on line an everything was set . The only downside of this was that we had n't seen it , we knew however that it was larger . With &NUM days to go everything was sorted when &NAME received a phone call ( I bet he hated answering the phone ! ) from &NAME &NAME Council to say that due to an increase in &NAME in the area all lorries were prohibited from entering farm land and therefore they could not deliver the &NAME we ordered . This was not the only problem to us as of course all our food and the tents are delivered by lorry . After an evening of phoning the farmers fax machine and little bit of quick thinking managed to get us in touch with them and they said they did n't have a problem with lorries going onto the site ! We arrived on the Wednesday morning to a huge and relatively flat field . After a short while we managed to decided were everything was going to go . We befriended the farmers wife who was able to help us with phone numbers for a new &NAME and also for a &NAME to dig a cess pit for us ( nice ! ) . We were flying through advance camp , after &NUM days almost everything was up . We had a good time of worship were we looked at Romans &NUM : &NUM ( read for relevance ) and after visiting the pub went to bed . We woke up on the Friday morning to find that our generators had been stolen ! A few phone calls and a &NUM hour round trip saw them replaced with bigger and better models paid for by the insurance and made us more security alert before there were any of the kids on site . After that there were no more glitches , except that the guys who nicked the generators came back on site &NUM day ( at about lunch time ) to see if they could nick them again . When challenged as to who they were they said " We 're looking for a couple of generators for tonight ! " laughed and drove off . We never saw them again . &NAME did some amazing stuff on the camp . Some of the times of worship were amazing and &NAME spoke to many people , some for the first time . &NAME ( better mention her somewhere ) had a really good time and it was really good for me that she was there . Mid way through camp I shot over to &NAME &NAME for a wedding which was really good and one of those " could n't have missed it for the world " type weddings . It was just a shame that it was on the opposite side of the country . I brought &NAME back here after &NAME an after spending a couple of nights here we both travelled down to her house where I stayed for just under a week helping to look after her &NUM nieces ( &NUM and &NUM years old ) . It was tiring if fun and great to spend a bit more time with &NAME . It 'll be the last time I see her before 23rd September when we 're both back in &NAME . That is , of course , if the &NAME trip goes ahead . I do n't know how much of the news surrounding &NAME and &NAME you 've seen but in the last week to &NUM days things have n't been the rosy and the phrase " they 're killing each other " pretty much sums it up . We 're still wanting to go but if it 's not safe we will have to decided so . On 29th we will make a decision not to go if it 's not safe . If things are okay we will then live an hour at a time until we 're on the plane and in the air ! Before then I 've got various bits and pieces on . In a fortnight there 's a holiday club for &NUM year olds ! &NAME ! I 've managed to get some reading for my course done , although not a great deal , but at least it 's a start . All things " &NAME &CHAR " are picking up speed at the moment . I 'm travelling to &NAME a week today and moving some of my stuff in and at the same time getting some essentials from &NAME into the flat . &NAME &NAME , electricity , bleach ... ! ! ! Anything that is n't too expensive and does n't require a fridge or freezer ! ! Over the following month the others are coming for various bits and pieces like regattas and the &NAME &NAME Run . Actually you might be able to help ... Where do you buy electricity from ? There are n't any power stations in &NAME so I 'm not quite sure ! ! I know there 's a shop near by but I 'm not sure which &NUM and where it is . Also , do you buy cards from them or is there a key in the flat you " charge up " ? So many questions ! ! I hope the family and friends visiting was fun , stress free and rewarding for you and that you 're now looking forward to writing your dissertation . &NAME all is well , &NAME &NAME , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: BS &NAME , &NAME &NAME was saying how much she enjoyed your &NAME &NAME last night . Sounds like you 're doing a really good job . Keep it up ! &NAME SUBJECT: bye bye ! &NAME Bye everybody ! &NAME &NAME ! have a good holiday ! &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR and enjoy yourselves ... If , by any wierd twist of fate , you happen to be passing &NAME , give me a call ( &NUM &NUM ) and I 'll show you the sights ! As &NAME already knows , I can always offer a bed for the night aswell . Alternatively , if you actually live in &NAME , do get in touch ! I have email at home ... &NAME &EMAIL ( yes , there is a space in the address ) ... please let me have your email address if you 're on the internet at home . Cool . Otherwise , I 'll see you in &NUM weeks , loads a love , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME - &NAME Technical Consultant &NAME &NAME This job vacancy is being re-posted ( from &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM ) as apparently there is a message with identical text already posted . If you have already read this classified , thank you for your interest . Technical Consultant - &NAME &NAME &NAME Area of Work &NAME 's Fieldforce Planning group based in modern offices in &NAME has a requirement for a Consultant in its Technical Support team . The company specialises in software and consultancy services for the planning of fieldforce and dealership planning . Territory Planning means helping organisations to plan sales or service areas based on dividing the country or regions into geographical areas of workload or market potential . Once territories are established journey plans are created which define the most efficient order of site calls to cover each territory . A number of factors have to be taken into account in designing territories including the location of clients and business prospects , the location of the person 's home location , and the drivetimes between these points . &NAME &NAME &NAME developed by &NAME is used to provide project solutions to client problems and installed at client offices . &NAME Description We currently employ &NUM people within &NAME Delivery ; &NAME Support & Installations ; and &NAME & Marketing functions . The Consultant would work in the Client Support team . After initial training on the systems the consultant will be given client projects to work on albeit with support & supervision . The client support team work with clients to implement new systems , train clients in the use of the software and support clients in their use of the software . The successful candidate will enjoy face to face and telephone contact with sales force managers and regional managers of large automotive , &NAME & pharmaceutical companies . Candidates will need to be confident with clients , numerate , computer literate , able to work in a small team , and be particular about attention to detail . The vacancy would particularly suit someone with a strong combination of mathematical , geographical and &NAME ( e.g. &NAME , Map &NAME ) skills and interests that they wish to use to effectively solve client issues within a commercial environment . The successful candidate would have an excellent opportunity to apply their degree-based skills and business maturity to key business issues . Ideally the candidate should have work experience following the successful completion of a relevant first or second degree . Company Details &NAME has operated in the &NAME since &NUM . &NAME &NAME employs some &NUM people in offices in &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . The company is a market leader in its &NUM primary areas of operation : consumer and business market analysis , information systems and direct marketing . It was the first agency appointed to market population census data and is well known in the marketing industry for its ACORN consumer classification systems and its InSite &NAME . &NAME 's client list includes the majority of the &NAME &NAME &NUM companies and includes household names such as &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , and Walkers . The parent company - &NAME &CHAR Inc. , founded in &NUM , is a US quoted company with over &NUM , &NUM employees generating a turnover in excess of $ &NUM million . Please send your details through to &EMAIL . SUBJECT: &NAME - &NAME Technical Consultant &NAME &NAME Technical Consultant - &NAME &NAME &NAME Area of Work &NAME 's Fieldforce Planning group based in modern offices in &NAME has a requirement for a Consultant in its Technical Support team . The company specialises in software and consultancy services for the planning of fieldforce and dealership planning . Territory Planning means helping organisations to plan sales or service areas based on dividing the country or regions into geographical areas of workload or market potential . Once territories are established journey plans are created which define the most efficient order of site calls to cover each territory . A number of factors have to be taken into account in designing territories including the location of clients and business prospects , the location of the person 's home location , and the drivetimes between these points . &NAME &NAME &NAME developed by &NAME is used to provide project solutions to client problems and installed at client offices . &NAME Description We currently employ &NUM people within &NAME Delivery ; &NAME Support & Installations ; and &NAME & Marketing functions . The Consultant would work in the Client Support team . After initial training on the systems the consultant will be given client projects to work on albeit with support & supervision . The client support team work with clients to implement new systems , train clients in the use of the software and support clients in their use of the software . The successful candidate will enjoy face to face and telephone contact with sales force managers and regional managers of large automotive , &NAME & pharmaceutical companies . Candidates will need to be confident with clients , numerate , computer literate , able to work in a small team , and be particular about attention to detail . The vacancy would particularly suit someone with a strong combination of mathematical , geographical and &NAME ( e.g. &NAME , Map &NAME ) skills and interests that they wish to use to effectively solve client issues within a commercial environment . The successful candidate would have an excellent opportunity to apply their degree-based skills and business maturity to key business issues . Ideally the candidate should have work experience following the successful completion of a relevant first or second degree . Company Details &NAME has operated in the &NAME since &NUM . &NAME &NAME employs some &NUM people in offices in &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . The company is a market leader in its &NUM primary areas of operation : consumer and business market analysis , information systems and direct marketing . It was the first agency appointed to market population census data and is well known in the marketing industry for its ACORN consumer classification systems and its InSite &NAME . &NAME 's client list includes the majority of the &NAME &NAME &NUM companies and includes household names such as &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , and Walkers . The parent company - &NAME &CHAR Inc. , founded in &NUM , is a US quoted company with over &NUM , &NUM employees generating a turnover in excess of $ &NUM million . Please send your details through to &EMAIL . SUBJECT: &NAME mapping Hi &NAME ! My name 's &NAME &NAME and I 'm very interested in mapping in the area which you mapped a couple of years ago . &NAME has forwarded the email that you sent her and the whole thing sounds great . The only problem , from my point of view , is how much it 's going to cost . I was hoping that you could give me a rough figure , based on your experience , of the total cost of the trip . Also , which airline did you use ? Thanks very much , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME mapping Hi again &NAME , I must admit that £ &NUM was less than I had thought it would be . I know it must be hard to remember now , but if you could possibly give us a rough breakdown of the costs ( air fare , car hire , accomodation etc ) I 'd be very grateful , just so that if we end up going , we 'll know what to expect . Thanks , &NAME SUBJECT: Call Got your phone call &NAME - thanks . I 'll call you as soon as I get a chance . &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME . I have finally got my life organised and managed to discover when I can get to &NAME . Unfortunately it is quite late , but I hope that you can get round it ermmm sorry but commitments back home make it a little arkward . I will be at the station at &NUM pm at night on Friday . Can you reply to this mesage if you get it otherwise I will call you . &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hey &NAME - of couse you 're likely to be in &NAME - I just was n't going to jump to any assumptions - for all I know you could be busy or out for the day ! Anyway , I have booked my tickets now and am coming down late Friday and staying till late Tuesday afternoon . So , can I meet you on Tuesday ? Please ? &SMILEY My sister will be at work all day so I have the whole day to see you and &NAME and anyone else who can come . Should be fun ! ! Let me know what you think ... Hope you are having a good time at home . I have been busy sorting my room etc , but today am going to get started on an essay ! ! Going through to &NAME this evening to meet &NAME who 's coming up for the day to do stuff in the library . Have fun pal , love &NAME From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : 'Miss &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : &NAME &NAME : Mon , &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM I do n't see why I wouldnt " be here . &NAME Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Hi peeps ! ! Hope you all got home safely on Saturday and have enjoyed the first day or so of the hols ... Just to say - I am likely to be in &NAME on Tuesday 26th . &NAME will be there for interview ... &NAME may be there ? ... &NAME is likely to be there ? ... &NAME might be persuaded to join us ? Well , I thought if this is the case we could all meet up ! I am planning on going down on the Fri / Sat and staying with my sister until the Tuesday . Would be great to see you all ! ! Obviously this is only provisional at present ( depends on trains etc and my sister 's full agreement - she is keen that I go down so there should n't be much of a problem ) , but I thought I 'd let you know in advance ... &NAME - sorry I did n't get to see you before I left ... hope &NAME passed on my " &NAME " to you and that lunch on Sat went ok ! &NAME - hope the car journey back home was ok and you 're enjoying the big bedroom ! &NAME - did you manage your bags ok on the train ? ? &SMILEY &NAME the journey went well . Well , hope you 're all having fun , be in touch , take care , love &NAME xx Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Thank you . You are a wonderful person . ( and so is &NAME but ... ) As to the kind of day , I ca n't understand no. But as my Bible notes were reminding me this morning the world is messed up as a consequence of sin , which is a little scary . That still seems a very inadequate thing to say though . Well , I am really really excited about seeing you all . So til then &NAME bless &NAME What kind of day is this ? Can you understand it ? Yeah , your arrival time should be fine , but I wo n't be here . &NAME will though , so he 'll pick you up , I think . Looking forward to seeing you . &NAME Hi &NAME . I have finally got my life organised and managed to discover when I can get to &NAME . Unfortunately it is quite late , but I hope that you can get round it ermmm sorry but commitments back home make it a little arkward . I will be at the station at &NUM pm at night on Friday . Can you reply to this mesage if you get it otherwise I will call you . &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Canadians rule ! Dear &NAME , It was so nice to talk to you yesterday , even if only briefly ! I 'm glad things are going so well in &NAME at the moment and that &NAME is making life much more enjoyable . You 're so right about girlfriends ... We 're great ! ! &SMILEY &NAME in &NAME is pretty much the same as ever , which means that friends are going way up and down emotionally over boyfriends / girlfriends / job applications etc ( but they 're all okay now I think ! ) , and work goes on and on and on ! Actually it 's really interesting at the moment - I 'm writing an essay on famine and its causes , and although most people think that famine is caused by a lack of food for the number of people , it is n't at all the case anymore . Globally , there 's plenty of food for the number of people and markets are generally open enough for food to flow into an area that needs it . The problem is more that economic and political systems and situations do n't allow people ACCESS to the food available . The &NUM famine in &NAME was even promoted by the government as it benefited their side of the civil war . Studying geography can be quite an eye-opener ! &NAME and &NAME and I stayed up really late last night to try to see the &NAME vs &NAME ice hockey &NUM / &NUM final but when it got to 2.30am we figured they just were n't going to show it ! Needless to say , I slept in until &NUM this morning ! On the subject of Canadians , have you heard the following tale , which clearly shows their superiority over nearby nations ? . . ... This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a US Naval ship with the Canadian authorities off the coast of &NAME in &NAME &NUM . Radio conversation released by chief of naval operations &NUM / &NUM / &NUM . Canadians : Please divert your course &NUM degrees to the south to avoid a collision . Americans : Recommend you divert your course &NUM degrees to the north . Canadians : Negative . you will have to divert your course &NUM degrees to the south to avoid a collision . Americans : This is the captain of a US navy ship . I say again , divert your course . Canadians : No. I say again , divert your course . Americans : This is the aircraft carrier &NAME &NAME . the second biggest ship in the &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . We are accompanied by &NUM destroyers , &NUM cruisers and numerous support vessels . I demand that you change your course &NUM degrees north , that 's &NUM &NUM degrees north , or counter measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship . Canadians : We are a lighthouse . your call &SMILEY What more needs to be said ? ! I hope that all continues to go well with you up north . Talk to you soon ! Love , &NAME xxx SUBJECT: canadian update hey &NAME How are you ? I feel like I 've been in a coma for the last few months ... it 's also been the race season . Coincidence ? I think not ! So waht are you up to right now ... last I heard , you were getting into grad work -- how 's that going ? I 'm still stuck in the undergrad stuff , and am quite envious of you ! I 've not had a very good race season so far . I had a great training season , but immediately before I was going to start kicking butt all over the continent I got injured ( &CHAR dislocated my left shoulder for the first time &NUM days before the &NAME team trials ) , then a few eeks later I started getting really sick . I was tired all the time and whenever I was n't on my skis I was sleeping . I was unable to hold a good pace during my races , and I was getting very frustrated . When I got back form a month of disappointing racing in January , I went in for blood work and some other tests . The preliminaries were all negative , but it turns out that my adrenals are fried , so all that I can do is wait for them to recharge . I have nationals starting in exactly a week , and I do n't know if I 'm going to be able to do them or not . I 'm doing a time trial today to see if I can race properly agian yet to help me decide if I should go or not . Other than racing I 'm not up to much . School is alright . I 've got a coule of courses this semester that are interesting , and I 'm transferring back to &CHAR of &CHAR for next year ( &NAME &NAME is n't wokring out for me ) . My girlfriend is in &NAME too , so that 's going to be good for both of us . My family is doing well . My dad is working as hard as ever , and my mom is enjoying retirement . My sister is at &NAME College ( part of &NAME &NAME ) , but she is transferring out of there next year ( she is taking all seond year courses in her first year , and she is bored ) . She is applying for the &NAME scholarship again ( a free ride to &NAME &NAME 's -- very cool ! ) . I 'd better get back to work now . &NAME that all is well with you and yours across the pond . Take care ! &NAME &NAME &NAME - Den korteste veien mellom deg og dine venner SUBJECT: Re : Can I bring you supper tomorrow ( Saturday ) night ? Fine with me . &NAME may not be there - long story and one of &NAME 's friends , &NAME &NAME ( first year ) will be . I 'm happy to eat late . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , &NAME , &NAME I was wondering if I could buy some pizza tomorrow ( saturday ) night and bring it up to your flat ? Firstly , is this possible ? Please say if you want some time just with your flat ! If it is ok , how many of you will be there ? Thirdly ; again depending on ( &NUM ) What time ? &NAME to see you ( and &NAME and &NAME ) then . Love , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Can I bring you supper tomorrow ( Saturday ) night ? &NAME - sounds fabulous , but &NAME and I wo n't be there until &NUM / 9-ish - if you do n't fancy a late dinner I suggest you carry on without us ! &NAME Hi &NAME , &NAME , &NAME I was wondering if I could buy some pizza tomorrow ( saturday ) night and bring it up to your flat ? Firstly , is this possible ? Please say if you want some time just with your flat ! If it is ok , how many of you will be there ? Thirdly ; again depending on ( &NUM ) What time ? &NAME to see you ( and &NAME and &NAME ) then . Love , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Service at &NAME &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME , Sorry I 've taken a few days to get back to you . The information you gave me was very helpful . Thank you for that . Thank you also for your permission to use the church building ! It sounds like you have a lot going on at the church around Christmas time , and I understand about people not wanting to come out to extra events . I was wondering if I could provisionally book the church building for Wednesday the 4th of December , for the service at about &NUM pm ? For your information , the term finishes on the 13th . In terms of the talk , I realise you have a great deal on and we were thinking about inviting a guest speaker for this event . We have a couple people in mind who are skilled speakers with a heart for &NAME and sound doctrine . I do n't know what this coming week is like for you , but perhaps we could meet up for a short time to discuss this service in a bit more detail . I shall be away this weekend , but will be back on Monday . Thank you so much again for your time and support , &NAME &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Dear &NAME Need your phone number to ring you - otherwise I am here from &NAME onwards today until &NUM if you want to ring me . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Service at &NAME &NAME &NAME Hi &NAME , It was great to talk with you last week . Thanks so much for your support . The organisation is all coming together and publicity is about to start going out . Would it be ok to have candles in the church ? &NAME a service by candle light , or give candles to people as they come in to light for the last &NAME ? ( this is obviously not viable if a fire strike is going on .. ) &NAME has talked to &NAME , and he has agreed to play the organ , which is brilliant . As the Vicar , I do n't know if you want to welcome people to the church , or if you just want us to take the whole service . Would you like to say a few words of welcome at the start of the service ? We will probably drop round in the next few days with some posters for you to put up in the church or church notice board . Thanks ! Also you mentioned saying something on Sunday at church . If you still want to do that , something along the lines of ... &CHAR non-christian-friendly carol service , ideal for bringing friends to , is being put on by the &NAME &NAME &NAME in our church . There will be lots of staff and students from the university there , and they are keen to see people from the village too ! It will start at 6pm on Wednesday the 4th of December , and will last about an hour . This will be followed by lots of homemade mince pies and mulled wine . Feel very free to alter it as you see fit . Thanks ever so much for your help and support with this . All the best , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Dear &NAME So long as the candles are arranged so that no wax can spill no problem - that would include hand-held candles - also the lighting of hend-held candles would have to be carefully controlled - and they would have to be blown out as soon as the carol during which they were being used was completed -with a lot of wood around this is essential ! The candles on the Altars and on the pupit and lectern could be lit for effect . I will welcome people to the parish church then leave it to yourselves to carry on SUBJECT: Re : Cars , &NAME & &NAME Oh &NAME , &NAME has just remided me that we might not get there till later cause the last friday I came up it took much longer than &NUM hours . Expect us around &NUM or &NUM : &NUM and then you probably wo n't have to keep the food warm . &NAME - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Dear &NAME , Of course she can be ! &NAME ! &NAME , I ca n't remember if I have already asked you , but would you mind taking people to &NAME &NAME and back on Saturday in your car ? This would obviously mean you could n't drink much alcohol , so if you 'd rather not then that 's fine , I understand , but we 'd probably have to get taxi 's. Hope you have a great week . &NAME &NAME Have you got &NAME ? Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Cars , &NAME & &NAME Dear &NAME , Of course she can be ! &NAME ! &NAME , I ca n't remember if I have already asked you , but would you mind taking people to &NAME &NAME and back on Saturday in your car ? This would obviously mean you could n't drink much alcohol , so if you 'd rather not then that 's fine , I understand , but we 'd probably have to get taxi 's. Hope you have a great week . &NAME &NAME Have you got &NAME ? SUBJECT: Re : Cars , &NAME & &NAME Hi &NAME , Okay , dinner will be at &NUM : &NAME ! ( I ca n't guarantee &NAME 's still going to be cooking , it could be me ... ) &NAME says she has very important choir rehearsal , but she 'll come straight over after it . And now that I 've made dinner later she might want to eat with us , but I have n't had a reply from her about this yet . Trillian is &NAME which can be used on the &NAME network : &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Oh &NAME , &NAME has just remided me that we might not get there till later cause the last friday I came up it took much longer than &NUM hours . Expect us around &NUM or &NUM : &NUM and then you probably wo n't have to keep the food warm . &NAME - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Dear &NAME , Of course she can be ! &NAME ! &NAME , I ca n't remember if I have already asked you , but would you mind taking people to &NAME &NAME and back on Saturday in your car ? This would obviously mean you could n't drink much alcohol , so if you 'd rather not then that 's fine , I understand , but we 'd probably have to get taxi 's. Hope you have a great week . &NAME &NAME Have you got &NAME ? Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Cars , &NAME & &NAME I do n't know what trillion is , other than a number . Yes I 'll take people to the castle , I wo n't drink anythign and thanks for inviting &NAME . &NAME - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Dear &NAME , Of course she can be ! &NAME ! &NAME , I ca n't remember if I have already asked you , but would you mind taking people to &NAME &NAME and back on Saturday in your car ? This would obviously mean you could n't drink much alcohol , so if you 'd rather not then that 's fine , I understand , but we 'd probably have to get taxi 's. Hope you have a great week . &NAME &NAME Have you got &NAME ? Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Caste system Dear &NAME , I 've racked my brains , but from what I remember of south &NAME I really ca n't think of any convincing arguments in favour of the caste system . M ( &CHAR unconvincing thoughts were that the caste is rather like an extended family - a community to belong to and be welcomed by . I 'm sorry I ca n't be more helpful than that as I can think of many negative things about them ... But &NAME already has plenty of those to write about ! &NAME told me you were coming to the match ... He was really pleased ! They played &NAME yesterday and won a very good game &NUM - &NUM ( &NAME scored twice ) ... However , the &NAME spies contingent was out in full and sneaky force as well ; we think they were videoing the game ! See you soon , &NAME xxx On &NAME , &NUM Mar &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , thanks friend ! &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME . I 'll have a think about that &NUM and let you know later on today if I come up with anything . &NAME xxx On &NAME , &NUM Mar &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , I was wondering how much you know about the caste system from your time in &NAME . More specifically , do you think there are any advantages to it ? - This is for an essay that &NAME is writing , and she is having trouble finding positive sides to the system - perhaps because all the papers are written from a western veiwpoint ? Lots of love , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Caste system Dear &NAME , &NAME . I 'll have a think about that &NUM and let you know later on today if I come up with anything . &NAME xxx On &NAME , &NUM Mar &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , I was wondering how much you know about the caste system from your time in &NAME . More specifically , do you think there are any advantages to it ? - This is for an essay that &NAME is writing , and she is having trouble finding positive sides to the system - perhaps because all the papers are written from a western veiwpoint ? Lots of love , &NAME SUBJECT: cathedral &SMILEY &NAME , Really sorry but &NAME says that as you did it last year it would be good to give someone elase a chance , so it wo n't be like the old days after all , really sorry , it was kind of my fault as &NAME did n't mean for me to find someone else in the first place so I should n't have asked you , love , &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Cats-out-of-Windows.com site award winner &NAME &NAME &NAMEThanks for your comments . You know , the slate kilns thing is really just a focus for " keeping my eye in " with site design - &CHAR only use a text editor , no software or anything , so if I do n't keep building stuff &CHAR forget all the tags ! It could be anything else , but it just happens to be slate kilns for now . Also , I have it in the back of my mind to start my own business research &WEBSITE of my very own ... whether this ever reaches the front of my mind , who knows . anyway , I 'd want to design my own site if it ever reaches fruition . [ I am staring at &NUM immense pigeons in the botanic gardens outside my window as &CHAR write this ... ] keep at it , dear boy &NAME Get Your Private , Free Email at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Boys , I am LOVING the &NAME . It is on now , and somewhat distracting me from my work ! But hey , if I was n't listening to it I 'd be a man of constant sorrow . So , to use a rather cheesy cliche ... Thanks for being such great friends ! See you soon , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : cd player oh , and remember &NAME 's then too ! looking forward to seeing you all ! I 'm NOT bringing a garden spade ( sorry &NAME ! ) bye for now , love &NAME xx PS - &NAME - &NAME , &NAME and I are all due to arrive at &NAME at &NUM on Sat . Would you be able to pick us up then ? Oh , and I need the address of the place we 're going to ( reason explained if you so wish ) asap ... &NAME ! From : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : cd player Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME & &NAME , Could someone volunteer to bring a cd player ? &NAME &CHAR &NAME or &NAME because they 're kindly taking cars ? or anyone really ! see you all on saturday . &NAME Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: cd player Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME & &NAME , Could someone volunteer to bring a cd player ? &NAME &CHAR &NAME or &NAME because they 're kindly taking cars ? or anyone really ! see you all on saturday . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME 's Hey &NAME , great to talk to you tonight ! The answer is of course , something that you , &NAME &NAME , can give me . Of course . Can I have a &NAME of your music please , and also &NUM with the photos on ? I would love to oblige , however my problem at the moment is that I do n't have a &NAME writer , as my computer is in storage and I 've no space to set it up . When I get access to a &NAME writer I will do the business . You could ask &NAME &NAME to run you off a copy of my &NAME , because I think she has one , and I 'm also pretty sure she 's got a &NAME writer . Well , keep in touch my friend , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &CHAR + &CHAR So , this is what it comes to . You are convinced , from your studies , that the earth is many millions ( possibly billions ) of years old . I do not have a problem with that , although I 'm no more convinced that it 's billions of years old than that it 's thousands of years old ( for reasons you can see below , if you read on ) . I do n't even think it 's that important , since we know so little about it anyway and its based on completely unkown assumptions - and what relevance does that period have to our life ? ? You are coming at science from a materialist point-of-view . If you come from a philosophical ( even modern ) view you would see that it is all speculation anyway . Have a look at &NAME 's problem of scientific induction for some extra reading on the issue . In terms of your comment about &NAME speaking to us through the rocks , I think you 're on slightly dodgy ground . The only thing you can tell from the rocks is that there was some HUGE time period involved . This does not tell us what &NAME 's plan for this period was , and what He was doing . That surprises me . Sir &NAME &NAME ( a strong Chrisitian and the father of modern physics ) put forward the hypothesis that his classical model of physics could explain the behaviour of the universe as we know it . In fact it cannot - but this was n't known until quantum theory was postulated . Does this mean that &NAME 's theory is invalid - no , but that in some major ways it had to be revised due to new findings . The same might well be true of your dating methods - in fact this is what science is all about . Do n't come at it from the view that you already know everything . In what way am I ignoring science ? I think that is a ridiculous and unfounded statement . If you 've got some convincing evidence for &NAME Evolution that outweighs the evidence against it then I 'm all ears , but I do n't see you coming up with any ! In terms of the age of the earth , I have not said either way , so how can that be an issue ? Flood geology ? You are asking me to argue against you in your own specialist subject field , so you cannot expect a full-blooded argument , just as I would not expect you to come up with an argument for the benefit of interface-modelling in &NAME ! But , if I believe that the &NAME is the inspired Word of &NAME , then I can see no reason to doubt that the flood was what is says it was . Look at this : &NUM &NAME &NUM ... [ &NUM ] First of all you must understand this , that scoffers will come in the last days with scoffing , following their own passions [ &NUM ] and saying , " Where is the promise of his coming ? For ever since the fathers fell asleep , all things have continued as they were from the beginning of creation . " [ &NUM ] They deliberately ignore this fact , that by the word of &NAME heavens existed long ago , and an earth formed out of water and by means of water , [ &NUM ] through which the world that then existed was deluged with water and perished . " all things have continued as they were from the beginning of creation . " - this is surely the theory of uniformitarianism ! The passage above is talking about people who say that there was no flood - that the world is as we know it now ( the present is the key to the past ) . This is not what the &NAME teaches . The &NAME teaches that " the world that then existed was deluged with water and PERISHED . " This is an argument against the assumptions that you base dating methods on . We CANNOT judge the past from the present because the world that existed before the flood ( if the flood happened then it happened within recorded history ) is NOT THE SAME as the world that now exists . This passage is from the New Testament - it is most certainly NOT metaphorical ! C ya " &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : &NAME wrote : &NAME & friends , Interesting email . I do not think it is as clear-cut as your friend would have us think . Just because science suggests something at this stage in history does n't mean that subsequent discoveries will not mean that our current hypotheses ( for after all , this is all we have ) must be radically changed / revised . However , at this time , science indicates with overwhelming evidence that what I say is true . Having said that , it is obviously important not to ignore what science is telling us today , Then why do you ? ( ouch ) and since you obviously want to talk about 'scientific " issues , here is where I stand , for your perusal : Age of the earth : I will make no statement on how old I think the earth is - I have no idea . If it is billions of years old , this does not affect my faith or my 'scientific " beliefs , but I do wonder what was happening during that vast length of time , If you have an evening , I 'll take you through the geological history of , say the British Isles , and together , we can watch it change lattitde , climate , go below sea level , be part of mountain chains ( about &NUM , if I remember correctly ) and other fun things too . and also why &NAME has told us nothing about it . He has given us the rocks , which speak for themselves . &NAME , lineations , minerals which form at specific temperatures and pressures , fold , river channels , lag deposits , fossil beds , asteroid dust deposits ... If it is a number of thousands of years old then it does not surprise me . It would seriously surprise me . I do not have a problem at all with &NAME having 'deceived " us or something ( as your friend suggests ) . Just because I cannot understand something in light of what I see around me ( science ) does not mean that the thing cannot be true and I must be right . &NAME , I do n't quite understand that sentance . Re &NAME , I do n't know enough to discuss it knowledgeably . Any other issues - let me know . What do you think of flood geology ? &NAME &NUM important point . Shall we keep this to e-mails ? I do n't want it to dominate our down time , when we are meant to be relaxing after hard days of revision . Also , If we ever get to far , and you start hating me , tell me to stop talking about this . it is n't worth it , as it ai n't a salvation issue . &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Guys , I hummed and hawed about sending this on to you , as I 've only just cooled down from the weekend , and I do n't want to get het up about it again , but I sent an e-mail to &NAME &NAME , a geologist in &NAME , who is in my home group , and whom I hold in the highest respect re our favorite topic . For the sake of both sides , read what he says . You do n't have to , and I do n't want this to divide our friendship , guys , but I thought that I would keep screaming in my head if something was n't said . Love you all loads , and thanks for the great day yesterday . &NAME Hi &NAME , Thanks for the emails - you obviously had a great time away ! As to the Creation / &NAME Earth business . Do n't get too upset about it . I think people are doing a great deal of harm , but they are usually willing to say &NAME is white when pressed . Saying that radiometric dating is unreliable is as silly as saying radio waves are unreliable ( when you change to channel &NUM , you usually get something with pictures and sound , unless there is a freak weather situation ) . Likewise dating . When several different decay schemes are used on the same rock , each with its own different half life , and give the same age ( concordance ) the method ca n't be said to be false . The half lives of some decay schemes are among the most precisely measured constants in physics - e.g. the &NAME clock which now replaces our world 's measurement of time . &NAME can go wrong - things such as weathering , or reheating rocks above their &NAME temperature ( which resets their clocks ) can occur - but they are the analog of the freak weather conditions in the TV example - understandable situations which can usually be checked . I also do n't believe our &NAME plays silly games with us . He would not give us the gift of scientific enquiry only to turn round and say - &NAME ha ! I only put those old-looking fossils there to fool you . I think a lot of the problems people with a young Earth viewpoint have stem with a fear that &NUM day science may pull the carpet of faith from under them . But if &NAME has made everything , science will never undermine what He 's done or prove He did n't do it ! Below I have lifted out bits of articles from the Christians in Science website . It is well worth looking at some of the material there , and following links to other articles and books . &NAME the term goes well ( and exams are not too harsh ) &NAME From DENIS &NAME &NAME Science - &NAME or Foe ? Full article at : &WEBSITE Unfortunately the 20th century has witnessed a revival of biblical scholasticism in some circles , often alienating the scientific community from the Gospel quite unnecessarily in the process . To take a specific example , following centuries of " Industry and &NAME " the scientific evidence that the earth we inhabit is many millions of years old has become overwhelming . It requires a deliberate refusal to face the evidence , worthy of an ostrich , to continue to believe that the earth is , for example , only &NUM thousand years old . An obscurantist clinging to such a belief runs counter to the commitment , common to both science and Christianity , to tell the truth about &NAME 's world . Furthermore , the idea that the &NAME expounds science is difficult to reconcile with the contemporary understanding of the nature of scientific knowledge , for reasons that will become clearer below . &NAME &NAME is &NAME of the &NAME Laboratory in the Dept. of Immunology , The &NAME Institute , &NAME , and is also Editor of the journal Science & Christian Belief &NAME BAUSOR article found at : &WEBSITE What sort of science does &NAME teach ? &NAME is not a word which is in everyday use these days . But it is quite useful when we are thinking about &NAME . It comes from the Latin for transparent . The idea was important to the Christians in the Reformation period because they wanted to emphasise that everyone could read the Bible for themselves , without the need for a priest to interpret it for them . So they spoke about the perspicuity of Scripture . The point is that you do n't have to be an expert in Hebrew , or in Jewish theology , or in literary styles in order to understand the main point of what the &NAME is saying ( and for our purposes what &NAME is saying ) . But the other side is that you do need to ask , " What is the main point of this verse ( or chapter , or book ) ? " . In other words , the reformers " idea that the &NAME is accessible to anyone does not imply that you are entitled to read it for what it is not , or naively assume that the context in which it was written was the same as ours . So what is the first chapter of &NAME about ? Is it trying to give us a scientific account of how the earth or the universe came about ? This seems unlikely , since science did not exist until a long time after &NAME was compiled . The issues then were different . At the time &NAME was written the sun and the moon were generally regarded as gods . So when , in &NAME &NUM , the ordinary Hebrew words for sun and moon are carefully avoided in favour of the expressions " greater light to rule the day " and " lesser light to rule the night " , this could well be to avoid using the normal words for sun and moon in case they were seen to stand for gods . In the contemporary Babylonian stories of creation there were also sea monsters , representing chaos , which had to be subdued before creation could start . &NAME emphasises that everything was created by &NAME including the sea monsters . It has been suggested that , when &NAME &NUM was first written it would have seemed like a polemical political tract , attacking orthodox belief ( sun- and moon-gods and chaos-inducing sea monsters ) . So what is the main point of &NAME chapter &NUM ? It is not difficult to see that what it is focusing on is that &NAME did it all , just by his 'say-so " ( interesting , is n't it , that our expression corresponds so well ) . There were no competing alternative gods or sources of power . And &NAME did it in a planned , careful way . There to be seen , if you look , is the careful structure of the account . Day &NUM Creation of lights to rule &NAME &NUM Separation of the light light and darkness and the darkness Day &NUM Separation of the waters to &NAME &NUM Creation of birds and fish form the sky and the sea to fill the sky and the sea Day &NUM Separation of the sea from &NAME &NUM Creation of the animals and the land and the creation of humans to fill the land and plants eat the plants . There are also numerical aspects which are not obvious , but involve the numbers &NUM and &NUM which have great significance in the &NAME : &NUM times ( " &NAME blessed " , " &NAME created " , " &NAME created men and women " ) ; &NUM times ( " and it was so " , " and &NAME saw that it was good " ) ; &NUM times ( " &NAME said " - &NUM about humans , &NUM about other things ; commands of creation : " Let there be " &NUM times , and " Let " &NUM times ) ; &NUM times " Earth " and " &NAME " are each mentioned ; &NUM Hebrew words form the introduction ; &NUM Hebrew words form the conclusion ( &NUM : &NUM ) . All this is very different from a scientific account . It helps us to realise that the context in which &NAME &NUM was written was one that is unfamiliar to us , and that its purpose was theological , not scientific . So to ask whether &NAME &NUM : &NUM - &NUM : &NUM is in contradiction to geology or evolution or any other aspect of science is really beside the point : it is not addressing those questions . What it is doing is making a very strong pitch that the whole show was made , in a highly organised and deliberate way , by the only &NAME , the all powerful , &NAME , the one who is in charge . &NAME &NAME is the secretary of Christians in Science Education ( &NAME ) and was formerly the senior inspector for science of the Inner &NAME Education Authority . ERNEST &NAME Footprints in the Dust From article at : &WEBSITE &NUM &NUM years ago , at &NUM pm &NAME time on July 20th , &NUM &NAME &NAME stepped off the landing pad of the lunar module Eagle and uttered the now famous words , " That 's &NUM small step for a man , &NUM giant leap for mankind " . &CHAR human being had set foot on the Moon for the first time . Television pictures and photographs of the footprint he left in the dust on the &NAME 's surface flashed around the Earth . Those pictures showed that the dust was only a few inches ( &NUM to be exact ) thick . Within a few years some Christians were arguing that this thin layer of dust proved that the &NAME ( and therefore the Earth ) is only a few thousand years old . Their argument rested on an article by &NAME &NAME published in Scientific American in &NUM . &NAME measured the amount of atmospheric dust collected by filters on top of Mount &NAME &NAME in &NAME . He knew that only a very small fraction of this dust came from &NAME space , in the form of tiny meteorites . Meteoritic dust is known to contain more nickel than terrestrial dust , but how much more is a matter of guesswork . &NAME made what he considered a reasonable guess , and on this basis used the amount of nickel in his dust samples to calculate the amount of dust from &NAME space which settles on the Earth each year . He stressed the very speculative nature of his conclusion that &NUM million tons of such dust reach the Earth 's surface annually . This leads the authors of the book Scientific Creationism , published in &NUM , to argue that if the &NAME were &NUM billion years old , as astronomers claim , it should have had several feet of dust on its surface , not a few inches . They even say that astronomers were dismayed by how little dust there was . This last comment , which is repeated in other such books , is quite untrue . The amount of dust on the &NAME was a matter of great interest to NASA . A very thick layer would have made landing on the &NAME , and moving around on its surface , difficult . Leaving it again might also have been problematical . However , by &NUM , a year before &NAME landed , it was clear that there was nothing to worry about . Satellites orbiting above the Earth 's atmosphere had been used to measure the amount of dust in space , and on this basis it had been estimated that there would be a layer of dust about &NUM inches thick on the &NAME , if meteoric dust alone were the cause . ( This work , and other evidence , was surveyed by &CHAR &CHAR &NAME in &NUM in &NAME , vol. &NUM pp. &NUM ) . Of course , there would be more than that because there was evidence of past volcanic activity on the &NAME , and that would produce dust too . So the &NUM inches actually found was more or less as expected . Since this evidence had been published in &NUM it is surprising that a book claiming to be scientific , published &NUM years later is unaware of it , or ignores it . One of the basic rules of good scientific work is that you must keep up to date with what is being published in the area in which you are working . If you fail to do this you risk basing your conclusions on out-of-date evidence or disproven arguments . It is amazing to find people associated with what is called The Institute for Creation Research falling into this basic trap . It undermines confidence in the quality of their science and their research . It is even more amazing to find a book published in &NUM ( The Facts of Life by &NAME &NAME ) , and highly acclaimed by advocates of the " young Earth " theory , still quoting the argument about the lack of dust on the &NAME , based solely on &NAME 's &NUM paper , and apparently totally ignorant of all the relevant new evidence that has accumulated in the &NUM years since then . The fact is that the evidence of the surface of the Moon does indicate its great age . Before &NUM artists " depictions of the surface of the &NAME , such as the famous paintings produced by &NAME &NAME in the 1940's and " &NAME showed extremely jagged mountains and rocks . There was some reason in this . The &NAME has no significant atmosphere , so its surface cannot be eroded by wind and rain . However , the pictures brought back by &NAME &NUM and subsequent &NAME missions show rocks and mountains that are rounded as if worn down by erosion . Examination of the rocks brought back to Earth revealed the reason for this . Surfaces that had been buried in the dust are sharp and jagged . Those that had been exposed are covered with small pits . These are , no doubt , the result of the impact of meteoric dust . On the basis of the known average mass of interplanetary dust grains and the velocity with which they strike the &NAME , &NAME and &NAME estimated the rate of erosion of the &NAME 's surface . The figure they arrived at was about &NUM feet in a billion years . In reality it would be much less than this because the debris is not removed and so forms a protective covering of dust which absorbs the impact of subsequent meteorites . However , even at the maximum rate , in &NUM , &NUM years ( the kind of age of the Earth that the authors of Scientific Creationism argue for ) the surface of the Moon would have been eroded by &NUM millionths of an inch , producing a virtually undetectable coating of dust ! This work was published in &NUM and should have been known , and taken into account , by the authors of Scientific Creationism . Does the failure of these authors to be up to date really matter ? Yes , for several reasons . First of all , Christians should be concerned about the truth . The &NAME we are committed to is the &NAME of truth ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) . Of all people , Christians should be most punctilious about using only those arguments that are based on sound methods of scholarship and the best evidence available . This is a matter of obedient Christian discipleship , not simply a desire to look good in the eyes of other scholars . Secondly , following from this , it is dishonouring to &NAME when Christian scholars are found to be using sloppy arguments based on out-of-date evidence - and I know secular scholars who have little respect for Christianity because of this . Finally , it is a matter of considerable pastoral and evangelistic importance . Christian scholars who wrongly claim to be presenting sound 'scientific " arguments are misleading their fellow Christians who read their books . Most of these readers do not have either the opportunity or the inclination to check up on the reliability of the arguments used and evidence presented . Some of those readers may in time be stumbled in their faith because of their misplaced confidence in what they have read . Christian students who , with more zeal than &NAME , confidently confront lecturers with arguments culled from books like Scientific Creationism have sometimes been made to look foolish when the lecturer has been able to show that the argument does not stand up to the evidence , even the evidence available when it was first put forward . That has not only shaken the faith of the Christians , but Undermined their witness to their fellow students . Perhaps publishers of books on 'scientific creationism " , and the managers of bookshops which sell them , ought to consider putting a spiritual health warning on them . &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME is Tutor in Biblical Studies at &NAME Baptist College &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &CHAR + &CHAR &NAME & friends , Interesting email . I do not think it is as clear-cut as your friend would have us think . Just because science suggests something at this stage in history does n't mean that subsequent discoveries will not mean that our current hypotheses ( for after all , this is all we have ) must be radically changed / revised . Having said that , it is obviously important not to ignore what science is telling us today , and since you obviously want to talk about 'scientific " issues , here is where I stand , for your perusal : Age of the earth : I will make no statement on how old I think the earth is - I have no idea . If it is billions of years old , this does not affect my faith or my 'scientific " beliefs , but I do wonder what was happening during that vast length of time , and also why &NAME has told us nothing about it . If it is a number of thousands of years old then it does not surprise me . I do not have a problem at all with &NAME having 'deceived " us or something ( as your friend suggests ) . Just because I cannot understand something in light of what I see around me ( science ) does not mean that the thing cannot be true and I must be right . &NAME : I do not think we evolved from lower species . The &NAME says that &NAME formed living beings to reproduce after their own kind . This law seems to be observable when we look at the product of cross-breeding ( sterility ) . I do not see any convincing evidence that evolution occurs , or occured , or ever would occur . This does not mean that I deny that within species one can observe favourable transformations ( aka fruit-fly experiments ) . Being a computer scientist ( & working with statistics , orders of complexity , etc. ) , it is clear to me that the kinds of odds against Special Evolution are extraordinary - the law of thermodynamics indicates that this stands against the natural order of nature , and such concepts as the formation of &NAME are inconceivable by any other means than design . Without coming from a standpoint of " Evolution MUST have occurred " &NUM cannot see the evidence from the fossil record - surely we would expect thousands ( millions ) of gradual semi-formed organisms . In fact , most of our knowledge about 'missing links " is founded on fragments of bone . Evolutionists can hardly even show us the complete skeletal structure of a single " primate-man " . If science rests on evidence then I see no reason to suspect that Special Evolution might be true . Any other issues - let me know . &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Guys , I hummed and hawed about sending this on to you , as I 've only just cooled down from the weekend , and I do n't want to get het up about it again , but I sent an e-mail to &NAME &NAME , a geologist in &NAME , who is in my home group , and whom I hold in the highest respect re our favorite topic . For the sake of both sides , read what he says . You do n't have to , and I do n't want this to divide our friendship , guys , but I thought that I would keep screaming in my head if something was n't said . Love you all loads , and thanks for the great day yesterday . &NAME Hi &NAME , Thanks for the emails - you obviously had a great time away ! As to the Creation / &NAME Earth business . Do n't get too upset about it . I think people are doing a great deal of harm , but they are usually willing to say &NAME is white when pressed . Saying that radiometric dating is unreliable is as silly as saying radio waves are unreliable ( when you change to channel &NUM , you usually get something with pictures and sound , unless there is a freak weather situation ) . Likewise dating . When several different decay schemes are used on the same rock , each with its own different half life , and give the same age ( concordance ) the method ca n't be said to be false . The half lives of some decay schemes are among the most precisely measured constants in physics - e.g. the &NAME clock which now replaces our world 's measurement of time . &NAME can go wrong - things such as weathering , or reheating rocks above their &NAME temperature ( which resets their clocks ) can occur - but they are the analog of the freak weather conditions in the TV example - understandable situations which can usually be checked . I also do n't believe our &NAME plays silly games with us . He would not give us the gift of scientific enquiry only to turn round and say - &NAME ha ! I only put those old-looking fossils there to fool you . I think a lot of the problems people with a young Earth viewpoint have stem with a fear that &NUM day science may pull the carpet of faith from under them . But if &NAME has made everything , science will never undermine what He 's done or prove He did n't do it ! Below I have lifted out bits of articles from the Christians in Science website . It is well worth looking at some of the material there , and following links to other articles and books . &NAME the term goes well ( and exams are not too harsh ) &NAME From DENIS &NAME &NAME Science - &NAME or Foe ? Full article at : &WEBSITE Unfortunately the 20th century has witnessed a revival of biblical scholasticism in some circles , often alienating the scientific community from the Gospel quite unnecessarily in the process . To take a specific example , following centuries of " Industry and &NAME " the scientific evidence that the earth we inhabit is many millions of years old has become overwhelming . It requires a deliberate refusal to face the evidence , worthy of an ostrich , to continue to believe that the earth is , for example , only &NUM thousand years old . An obscurantist clinging to such a belief runs counter to the commitment , common to both science and Christianity , to tell the truth about &NAME 's world . Furthermore , the idea that the &NAME expounds science is difficult to reconcile with the contemporary understanding of the nature of scientific knowledge , for reasons that will become clearer below . &NAME &NAME is &NAME of the &NAME Laboratory in the Dept. of Immunology , The &NAME Institute , &NAME , and is also Editor of the journal Science & Christian Belief &NAME BAUSOR article found at : &WEBSITE What sort of science does &NAME teach ? &NAME is not a word which is in everyday use these days . But it is quite useful when we are thinking about &NAME . It comes from the Latin for transparent . The idea was important to the Christians in the Reformation period because they wanted to emphasise that everyone could read the Bible for themselves , without the need for a priest to interpret it for them . So they spoke about the perspicuity of Scripture . The point is that you do n't have to be an expert in Hebrew , or in Jewish theology , or in literary styles in order to understand the main point of what the &NAME is saying ( and for our purposes what &NAME is saying ) . But the other side is that you do need to ask , " What is the main point of this verse ( or chapter , or book ) ? " . In other words , the reformers " idea that the &NAME is accessible to anyone does not imply that you are entitled to read it for what it is not , or naively assume that the context in which it was written was the same as ours . So what is the first chapter of &NAME about ? Is it trying to give us a scientific account of how the earth or the universe came about ? This seems unlikely , since science did not exist until a long time after &NAME was compiled . The issues then were different . At the time &NAME was written the sun and the moon were generally regarded as gods . So when , in &NAME &NUM , the ordinary Hebrew words for sun and moon are carefully avoided in favour of the expressions " greater light to rule the day " and " lesser light to rule the night " , this could well be to avoid using the normal words for sun and moon in case they were seen to stand for gods . In the contemporary Babylonian stories of creation there were also sea monsters , representing chaos , which had to be subdued before creation could start . &NAME emphasises that everything was created by &NAME including the sea monsters . It has been suggested that , when &NAME &NUM was first written it would have seemed like a polemical political tract , attacking orthodox belief ( sun- and moon-gods and chaos-inducing sea monsters ) . So what is the main point of &NAME chapter &NUM ? It is not difficult to see that what it is focusing on is that &NAME did it all , just by his 'say-so " ( interesting , is n't it , that our expression corresponds so well ) . There were no competing alternative gods or sources of power . And &NAME did it in a planned , careful way . There to be seen , if you look , is the careful structure of the account . Day &NUM Creation of lights to rule &NAME &NUM Separation of the light light and darkness and the darkness Day &NUM Separation of the waters to &NAME &NUM Creation of birds and fish form the sky and the sea to fill the sky and the sea Day &NUM Separation of the sea from &NAME &NUM Creation of the animals and the land and the creation of humans to fill the land and plants eat the plants . There are also numerical aspects which are not obvious , but involve the numbers &NUM and &NUM which have great significance in the &NAME : &NUM times ( " &NAME blessed " , " &NAME created " , " &NAME created men and women " ) ; &NUM times ( " and it was so " , " and &NAME saw that it was good " ) ; &NUM times ( " &NAME said " - &NUM about humans , &NUM about other things ; commands of creation : " Let there be " &NUM times , and " Let " &NUM times ) ; &NUM times " Earth " and " &NAME " are each mentioned ; &NUM Hebrew words form the introduction ; &NUM Hebrew words form the conclusion ( &NUM : &NUM ) . All this is very different from a scientific account . It helps us to realise that the context in which &NAME &NUM was written was one that is unfamiliar to us , and that its purpose was theological , not scientific . So to ask whether &NAME &NUM : &NUM - &NUM : &NUM is in contradiction to geology or evolution or any other aspect of science is really beside the point : it is not addressing those questions . What it is doing is making a very strong pitch that the whole show was made , in a highly organised and deliberate way , by the only &NAME , the all powerful , &NAME , the one who is in charge . &NAME &NAME is the secretary of Christians in Science Education ( &NAME ) and was formerly the senior inspector for science of the Inner &NAME Education Authority . ERNEST &NAME Footprints in the Dust From article at : &WEBSITE &NUM &NUM years ago , at &NUM pm &NAME time on July 20th , &NUM &NAME &NAME stepped off the landing pad of the lunar module Eagle and uttered the now famous words , " That 's &NUM small step for a man , &NUM giant leap for mankind " . &CHAR human being had set foot on the Moon for the first time . Television pictures and photographs of the footprint he left in the dust on the &NAME 's surface flashed around the Earth . Those pictures showed that the dust was only a few inches ( &NUM to be exact ) thick . Within a few years some Christians were arguing that this thin layer of dust proved that the &NAME ( and therefore the Earth ) is only a few thousand years old . Their argument rested on an article by &NAME &NAME published in Scientific American in &NUM . &NAME measured the amount of atmospheric dust collected by filters on top of Mount &NAME &NAME in &NAME . He knew that only a very small fraction of this dust came from &NAME space , in the form of tiny meteorites . Meteoritic dust is known to contain more nickel than terrestrial dust , but how much more is a matter of guesswork . &NAME made what he considered a reasonable guess , and on this basis used the amount of nickel in his dust samples to calculate the amount of dust from &NAME space which settles on the Earth each year . He stressed the very speculative nature of his conclusion that &NUM million tons of such dust reach the Earth 's surface annually . This leads the authors of the book Scientific Creationism , published in &NUM , to argue that if the &NAME were &NUM billion years old , as astronomers claim , it should have had several feet of dust on its surface , not a few inches . They even say that astronomers were dismayed by how little dust there was . This last comment , which is repeated in other such books , is quite untrue . The amount of dust on the &NAME was a matter of great interest to NASA . A very thick layer would have made landing on the &NAME , and moving around on its surface , difficult . Leaving it again might also have been problematical . However , by &NUM , a year before &NAME landed , it was clear that there was nothing to worry about . Satellites orbiting above the Earth 's atmosphere had been used to measure the amount of dust in space , and on this basis it had been estimated that there would be a layer of dust about &NUM inches thick on the &NAME , if meteoric dust alone were the cause . ( This work , and other evidence , was surveyed by &CHAR &CHAR &NAME in &NUM in &NAME , vol. &NUM pp. &NUM ) . Of course , there would be more than that because there was evidence of past volcanic activity on the &NAME , and that would produce dust too . So the &NUM inches actually found was more or less as expected . Since this evidence had been published in &NUM it is surprising that a book claiming to be scientific , published &NUM years later is unaware of it , or ignores it . One of the basic rules of good scientific work is that you must keep up to date with what is being published in the area in which you are working . If you fail to do this you risk basing your conclusions on out-of-date evidence or disproven arguments . It is amazing to find people associated with what is called The Institute for Creation Research falling into this basic trap . It undermines confidence in the quality of their science and their research . It is even more amazing to find a book published in &NUM ( The Facts of Life by &NAME &NAME ) , and highly acclaimed by advocates of the " young Earth " theory , still quoting the argument about the lack of dust on the &NAME , based solely on &NAME 's &NUM paper , and apparently totally ignorant of all the relevant new evidence that has accumulated in the &NUM years since then . The fact is that the evidence of the surface of the Moon does indicate its great age . Before &NUM artists " depictions of the surface of the &NAME , such as the famous paintings produced by &NAME &NAME in the 1940's and " &NAME showed extremely jagged mountains and rocks . There was some reason in this . The &NAME has no significant atmosphere , so its surface cannot be eroded by wind and rain . However , the pictures brought back by &NAME &NUM and subsequent &NAME missions show rocks and mountains that are rounded as if worn down by erosion . Examination of the rocks brought back to Earth revealed the reason for this . Surfaces that had been buried in the dust are sharp and jagged . Those that had been exposed are covered with small pits . These are , no doubt , the result of the impact of meteoric dust . On the basis of the known average mass of interplanetary dust grains and the velocity with which they strike the &NAME , &NAME and &NAME estimated the rate of erosion of the &NAME 's surface . The figure they arrived at was about &NUM feet in a billion years . In reality it would be much less than this because the debris is not removed and so forms a protective covering of dust which absorbs the impact of subsequent meteorites . However , even at the maximum rate , in &NUM , &NUM years ( the kind of age of the Earth that the authors of Scientific Creationism argue for ) the surface of the Moon would have been eroded by &NUM millionths of an inch , producing a virtually undetectable coating of dust ! This work was published in &NUM and should have been known , and taken into account , by the authors of Scientific Creationism . Does the failure of these authors to be up to date really matter ? Yes , for several reasons . First of all , Christians should be concerned about the truth . The &NAME we are committed to is the &NAME of truth ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) . Of all people , Christians should be most punctilious about using only those arguments that are based on sound methods of scholarship and the best evidence available . This is a matter of obedient Christian discipleship , not simply a desire to look good in the eyes of other scholars . Secondly , following from this , it is dishonouring to &NAME when Christian scholars are found to be using sloppy arguments based on out-of-date evidence - and I know secular scholars who have little respect for Christianity because of this . Finally , it is a matter of considerable pastoral and evangelistic importance . Christian scholars who wrongly claim to be presenting sound 'scientific " arguments are misleading their fellow Christians who read their books . Most of these readers do not have either the opportunity or the inclination to check up on the reliability of the arguments used and evidence presented . Some of those readers may in time be stumbled in their faith because of their misplaced confidence in what they have read . Christian students who , with more zeal than &NAME , confidently confront lecturers with arguments culled from books like Scientific Creationism have sometimes been made to look foolish when the lecturer has been able to show that the argument does not stand up to the evidence , even the evidence available when it was first put forward . That has not only shaken the faith of the Christians , but Undermined their witness to their fellow students . Perhaps publishers of books on 'scientific creationism " , and the managers of bookshops which sell them , ought to consider putting a spiritual health warning on them . &NAME . Dr. &NAME &NAME is Tutor in Biblical Studies at &NAME Baptist College &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Change of address Dear all , Those of you unfortunate enough to have heard me tell my most recent " funny " story will understand why it 's rather silly that I 've changed my non-university email address to : &EMAIL But the fact remains , so please adjust your address books accordingly ! &NAME plug for &WEBSITE ) : They 're a free &NAME ( you only pay for the local call ) and they 're run by Christian Aid and all of their profits go to the charity . Therefore every time you are online the phone company sends a proportional amount to &WEBSITE , which goes to Christian Aid . So you do n't lose anything ( same as the price for a normal internet call ) and it 's free , like Virgin and freeserve and Hotmail , with the added bonus that your time on the internet is accruing money for those less fortunate than your dear selves . &WEBSITE you lose nothing and still feel smug in the knowledge that you 're benefitting a worthy cause and have gained a rather cool email address . I hope you all have happy , relaxing and suitably wonderful holidays , from &NAME . SUBJECT: Change of Email In case you have n't already got this Dear all , This is now my new email address : &EMAIL And the good news is that ( in theory ) it should never change for the rest of my life ( because strickly speaking it 's a free forwarding service ) . I hope that all you are well . In an email like this , I think it 's almost customary for me to tell you what I 'm up to . I have just finished &NUM amazing years at &NAME university and left with a &NUM in Economics . In September I will start a &NUM year Law conversion course which should make me a trainee international commercial solicitor at the end ( if of course I find that like law , if not , who knows where else I 'll turn ) . As for you , I hope you 're all very well . Do stay in touch for I 'm beginning to realize that life is increasingly short . You 're in my thoughts , Yours , &NAME &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : Change of Phone number Heard loud and clear with no background crackling noises , that 's &NAME for you , the &NAME 's number &NUM service ! Anyway , I hear new year was a success so well done with that and I imagine you , like me ( not " you like me " ... ) , are working ? I have a couple courseworks in on Monday and then I get my &NAME exam result , first law result ever , and am pretty curious . Anyhow enjoy all . &CHAR and I are now in the habit of gatecrashing the astro in the evenings and just hitting a ball on the sideline . How romantic ! &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hello Everyone , I hope you are all happy and healthy . My phone number has now changed but it is still vodafone My new number is &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME ! &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Change of Phone number Hey &NAME , Thanks for your new number - have you got a new phone ? Are you sure that 's your number , because it dies n't look like a mobile number . Is it not perhaps &NUM &NUM &NUM ? &NAME Hello Everyone , I hope you are all happy and healthy . My phone number has now changed but it is still vodafone My new number is &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME ! &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : chapel Tomorrow , 9.30am , my room ? See you then , &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Any time really is good for me . I can do tonight as well . talk to you later , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Come and find me sometime to sort everything out . I think we should still meet on Monday at &NUM when there is n't a service on the friday so that we can pray about stuff and start thinking about next term . Does that sound like a good idea ? The only problem is that my friend &NAME might still be here tomorrow , so another day might be better for me this week ... let me know when 's a good time for you , &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Chapel Nightmare &NAME cant " do the service on the 26th &NAME &NAME &NAME - some student work in &NAME &NAME suggested him Speak to me about this urgently ! ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : chapel Come and find me sometime to sort everything out . I think we should still meet on Monday at &NUM when there is n't a service on the friday so that we can pray about stuff and start thinking about next term . Does that sound like a good idea ? The only problem is that my friend &NAME might still be here tomorrow , so another day might be better for me this week ... let me know when 's a good time for you , &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Chapel Nightmare &NAME cant " do the service on the 26th &NAME &NAME &NAME - some student work in &NAME &NAME suggested him Speak to me about this urgently ! ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : chat &NAME , I 'm at the science site ! What 's the matter ? &CHAR " T.S. &NAME " wrote : usually every day , but I did n't yesterday . comp room , but in a moment , my room . Come and see me if you want . I feel pretty grim . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : What are you on &NAME ? How often do you check your emails ? &CHAR " T.S. &NAME " wrote : You freaks ! &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME & &NAME , &NAME , my room it is . I will have been shopping that afternoon so you will have plenty to eat . Do n't be late . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : chat Dear &NAME & &NAME , &NAME , my room it is . I will have been shopping that afternoon so you will have plenty to eat . Do n't be late . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Your room ? ? Make sure you have food ready . &CHAR 7: &NUM is perfect . Venue ? ? ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : How about meeting after dinner at about &NUM : &NUM ? &CHAR &NAME , I think it is essential we do this . I suggest tomorrow afternoon / evening . Let me know today what time would be suitable ( &NAME too ) . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : proper SUBJECT: Re : chat How about meeting after dinner at about &NUM : &NUM ? &CHAR &NAME , I think it is essential we do this . I suggest tomorrow afternoon / evening . Let me know today what time would be suitable ( &NAME too ) . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I think you me and &NAME need to sit down sometime fairly soon for a proper chat about accomodation next year . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : checking in Dear &NAME , Glad to hear that you are working effectively even if the amount of material is frightening . I 'm sure you will be alright since not everyone can have spent the whole of the term break revising geology ! Have your allergy problems cleared up . &NAME 's back seems better again . He is scheduled to play tennis in a match on Sunday but I gather the weather forecast is mixed for the weekend so we will see if it comes off . &NAME asked him to play a few matches for the &NAME and &NAME club . He was thrilled with the &NAME result ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! &NAME talked about &NAME at the prayer meeting on Wednesday and it seemed to go well . &NAME side of exams ; I now have a pile of first year papers to mark with another pile coming soon . Keep up revision . The end will come . Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME UK On &NAME , &NUM May &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi Dad , Exams are getting closer , closer . Oh well . I 've been working in the library , ( university , and &NAME 's) which seems to make me do more work . The only problem is that there is so much stuff to learn , and so little time left now . We had our college photo yesterday afternoon , which meant I did n't do much work in the afternoon . It 'll be nice when all theses exams are over , so we can . . . ... have fun ! how are all at home , is &NAME 's back better ? Take Care , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Check it out ... &NAME . Though that 's certainly not how you spell &NAME ! ! &NAME , looking forward to it . We need to work out what we 'll need and then apply to &NAME &NAME to get funding . Later , &NAME Guys , I 've decided that we need a name for our after exam project group The &NAME Group cunningly made into an acronim , TAGG TAGG Positions &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME and Research Assistant &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : Construction and Testing By the way these posistions are not fixed by any means , and are not meant to be either insulting or overly complimentory . &NAME &NAME wrote : Oh my word , it 's actually serious ... &NAME wood anyone ? Where are we going to get the power supply from ? Shall I ask my Lab Technicians ? &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME wrote : &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Check it out ... Firstly , can someone tell me &NAME was n't being serious when he told me he had asked &NAME &NAME for funding ? Of course we need funding ! ! ! Secondly , what 's the difference between a senior scientist and a senior researcher ? I 'm a senior researcher ; &NAME 's a senior scientist . Fifthly , much as I love the idea of handling money , why do we need funding for balsa wood and aluminium foil ? It ca n't cost the earth . Of course we need funding ! ! ! Sixthly , lets run a spell check before we publish any research papers . Why , &NAME nows &NAME to spel . Well , I look forward to some enjoyable after-exam time spent on a fun project of a semi-scientific nature . Funded by the &NAME ! ! ! Can &NAME really get a high voltage power supply ? It would be easier than using the electron gun inside my monitor . Definitely - go &NAME , go &NAME ... But then again , there 's less chance of &NAME blowing himself up ... &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Check it out ... Oh my word , it 's actually serious ... &NAME wood anyone ? Where are we going to get the power supply from ? Shall I ask my Lab Technicians ? &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME wrote : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Check it out ... I would like to say something ... arrrrgghhhhh ! ! ! ! I 'm supposed to have the brains in this operation ? ? ? ? ? I think not . I have no brains left . &SMILEY Nightmare exam ... just as long as this project has nothing to do with &NAME &NAME I might be okay ... ( and please do n't grammar check that sentence ! ) Will find out about power supply maybe tomorrow or next week . Have to locate my lab technicians ( hope they have n't disappeared ) . I have the strange feeling that I had a dream last night about being lost in the physics department ... scary ! I 've completely forgotten what I wanted to say . Oh well . I 'll read on ... " T.S. &NAME " wrote : I agree with &NAME , who agrees with me , that funding is absolutely necessary . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME is also desirable . After we get this to work , perhaps we can start work on the anti-grav car . &CHAR senior scientist has the brains , and a senior researcher finds out what the people with brains have said in the past . &CHAR &NAME ! &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Firstly , can someone tell me &NAME was n't being serious when he told me he had asked &NAME &NAME for funding ? Of course we need funding ! ! ! Secondly , what 's the difference between a senior scientist and a senior researcher ? I 'm a senior researcher ; &NAME 's a senior scientist . Fifthly , much as I love the idea of handling money , why do we need funding for balsa wood and aluminium foil ? It ca n't cost the earth . Of course we need funding ! ! ! Sixthly , lets run a spell check before we publish any research papers . Why , &NAME nows &NAME to spel . Well , I look forward to some enjoyable after-exam time spent on a fun project of a semi-scientific nature . Funded by the &NAME ! ! ! Can &NAME really get a high voltage power supply ? It would be easier than using the electron gun inside my monitor . Definitely - go &NAME , go &NAME ... But then again , there 's less chance of &NAME blowing himself up ... &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Check it out ... Oh my goodness ! Firstly , can someone tell me &NAME was n't being serious when he told me he had asked &NAME &NAME for funding ? Secondly , what 's the difference between a senior scientist and a senior researcher ? Thirdly , lets give ourselves a modicum of scientific credibility and not put " anti-gravity " in any acronym . Fourthly , I know we 're scientists , but surely we can do better that TAGG . Fifthly , much as I love the idea of handling money , why do we need funding for balsa wood and aluminium foil ? It ca n't cost the earth . Sixthly , lets run a spell check before we publish any research papers . Well , I look forward to some enjoyable after-exam time spent on a fun project of a semi-scientific nature . Can &NAME really get a high voltage power supply ? It would be easier than using the electron gun inside my monitor . Assuming this thing is not a hoax and it actually " levitates " ( and certainly this is an assumption until proven otherwise ) , I would like to look into varying the power supply , copper wire and aluminium foil etc. in order to test the properties different materials give the device . I am not the resident sceptic , but certainly I tend in that direction at the moment . But it should be fun ! I look forward to commencement . " &NAME " &NAME / ie ( depending on who you are ) SUBJECT: Check it out ... &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Chicken ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? Kiev3F ! &NAME ! ? Dear all , &NAME New Year . As most of you know I am no longer in hospital ! ! ! For this reason I am very happy . I have been home since last Sunday afternoon and it is wonderful . I 'd like to thank you all for your prayers and support over the past few weeks . Hospital was not fun ; but it could have been much worse and it was definitely bearable . I am now entering a period of &NUM weeks convalescence ( is n't my life well-planned ? ) before hopefully returning to &NAME . I am still in some pain and am feeling rather weak , but every morning I feel a little stronger . It is kind of like in the " &NAME " books on the star 's island ( well , I 'm hoping at least some of you will recall ) - very cool and most unusual . I was sorry not to have been able to see a lot of you at &NAME 's a few days ago but have been reliably informed by &NAME that it was an occasion enjoyed by all concerned . Yesterday we celebrated Christmas in my house - a little late , but never mind . I 'm going to get my last lot of stitches out in a few hours time - excellent . It is still quite snowy here and looks lovely . Well , I hope you all have good start to your next term - in &NAME or wherever . &NAME bless , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : childrens talk &NAME , Thanks , that sounds great . I 've emailed &NAME about the song , but in case he does n't get back to me , could you bring your guitar just in case ? Also - the only other things to remember is to announce the collection for during the childrens song . Thank you very much for doing this . See you tomorrow . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : childrens talk &NAME , Thanks , that sounds great . I 've emailed &NAME about the song , but in case he does n't get back to me , could you bring your guitar just in case ? Also - the only other things to remember is to announce the collection for during the childrens song . Thank you very much for doing this . See you tomorrow . &NAME SUBJECT: chocolate , esp . galaxy and lindt . the subject of my email has also nothing to do with the content , I am just hungry ! I do want a job , but . ... no one wants me , O well . I am glad that you have a good guitar ... &NAME will be mad if it is nicer than his . but how will you get it back here ? I wish I was in &NAME / &NAME right now . it sounds so much fun and warm and relaxed . and I would love to see &NAME . you should move there visit you ! who is &NAME ? is he a relative ? what were your american new freinds like ? and maybe you can give me the answer to one of my all time great &NAME mysteries , exactly how does the american / canadian uni system work ? do they have like an &NAME thing ... are there " better " unis ? and how long do you stay ? and is it true you have to be quite wealthy to go ? do n't worry if it 's toolong to explain now , you can always tell me next term . off to the barbarian country early tomorrow ... oo , while &CHAR remember , I hope you did ok in your exams , I got a &NUM : &NUM so I 'm pretty happy ... hope all continues to be well and that you are relaxing after a month of hard work ... love &NAME xx SUBJECT: Re : chocolate , esp . galaxy and lindt . Dear &NAME , I 'm glad you are able to check your email regularly ; I like emailing you ! Which award did &NAME &NAME ? Would I have heard of his book ? If you tell me the title , I 'll try and get hold of it . I am doing a lot of book-looking at the moment , as I 'm trying to find all my texts for next year . It 's incredibly expensive , but charity shops are good , and second hand book shops . I am not doing &NAME feel like I 've done everything I possibly can to get a job , so I do n't fell guilty any more about not having one ! Our theatre is having its " rep . season at the moment , so I am planning to go to a couple of cheap matinees ... I do so love the theatre . there 's something about live performance that 's just not there in films ( apart from The Sound of Music , of course ! ) . Ho , hum . I 'd better get off the computer . I have just got back from &NAME , which was ok ... but too much family . I love my family , but too much time with them is like too much time with the Queen- it all gets just a bit overpowering ! I went to see &NAME ( did I tell you that ? ) which was ok ... &NAME all 's well . Love , &NAME xx SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Hey &NAME Thanks for the email . Glad to hear about the masters - where are you gonig to be doing it ? What in ? When are you going to be up in &NAME ? I met &NAME last night at a meet-the-college-group dinner and she seemed really happy . She said she 'd been pretty apprehensive about coming but that things were going much better than she 'd expected ! I think she 's planning on coming to Claypath on Sunday so I 'll probably see her again there . Apart from that there were about &NUM people there and it was just amazing , so pray that lots of them come back ! I came up on Tuesday and am starting to settle back in already so that 's a relief . High expectations of a good year . Hope you 're well Love &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Just to tell you that I have a friend names &NAME &NAME who is the daughter of the vicar of my church in &NAME , and she is going to &NAME this year . I know that when she was preparing to go , she was more than a little anxious . If you do see her ( she is living ing the &NAME house I believe ) perhaps ask how she is getting on . Or just give her one of your encouraging smiles ! Thanks very much . Oh ! &NAME has given me funding to do a masters this year ! &NAME last minute , but he did it ! &NAME old &NAME ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME 's birthday &NAME , That 's a wonderful idea . I am totally up for it . It 's on Sunday , is n't it ? Anyone got any ideas for a present ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME and &NAME , Shall we buy &NAME &CHAR a joint birthday present ? &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME 's birthday &NAME and &NAME , Shall we buy &NAME &CHAR a joint birthday present ? &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Clarification of suggested positions Proposal for final role descriptions : &NAME : wizard of physical lore and seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of electrogravity and master of the elements &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physical reality &NAME : health and safety SUBJECT: Re : Clarification of suggested positions &NAME , we will have to make sure that your superglue has the right properties . &CHAR And balsa wood is n't that hard to find , and it is quite strong , and very light . we should use that with my superglue . &NAME wrote : Oh dear ... are you guys doing any work at all ? ? ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Proposal for final role descriptions : &NAME : wizard of physical lore and seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of electrogravity and master of the elements &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physical reality &NAME : health and safety &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM OK , how about this : &NAME : wizard of physical law & seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of engineering & master of action / reaction &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physics &NAME : health and safety Sounds much more like it to me . &CHAR So , &NAME has brains , but &NAME and I do n't? ? ? Basically a senior researcher is just a glorified librarian . I agree ; it would be more desirable to blow &NAME up . &NAME is keeping very quiet about all this ... You 're still mad to want funding ... ! It 's okay for you &NUM , but I 'm still going to be here next year ... &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Clarification of suggested positions It seems to me as if &NAME may have been demoted slightly here ... I thought &NAME was the Health and Safety guy ! I 'll tell you what , you guys can build the thing and I 'll just be in charge &SMILEY Actually , being a wizard could be quite fun . This calls for a delicate operation ... are any of us qualified ? &NAME can cut , &NAME can stick , I 'll press the " on " switch , and &NAME can tell us it 's looking " great ! &NAME &NAME ! ! " On a 'serious " note ... &CHAR suggest we try stiff drinking straws for the struts because they 're lighter and easier to acquire . &NAME supply and copper wire I 'll investigate , aluminium foil we should be able to manage . Glue ? - they might have some in the lab as well . There 's a whole workshop in the Physics department for building this kind of thing , but I 'm not allowed to go in there ! &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Regarding your proposed positions ... &NAME : wizard of physical law & seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of engineering & master of action / reaction &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physics &NAME : health and safety Sounds excellent indeed ! Would prefer ... &NAME : wizard of physical law & seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of electrogravity and master of the elements &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physics &NAME : health and safety SUBJECT: Re : Clarification of suggested positions Oh dear ... are you guys doing any work at all ? ? ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Proposal for final role descriptions : &NAME : wizard of physical lore and seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of electrogravity and master of the elements &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physical reality &NAME : health and safety SUBJECT: Clarification of suggested positions So , &NAME has brains , but &NAME and I do n't? ? ? Basically a senior researcher is just a glorified librarian . I agree ; it would be more desirable to blow &NAME up . &NAME is keeping very quiet about all this ... You 're still mad to want funding ... ! It 's okay for you &NUM , but I 'm still going to be here next year ... &NAME SUBJECT: Clarification of suggested positions Regarding your proposed positions ... &NAME : wizard of physical law & seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of engineering & master of action / reaction &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physics &NAME : health and safety Sounds excellent indeed ! Would prefer ... &NAME : wizard of physical law & seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of electrogravity and master of the elements &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physics &NAME : health and safety SUBJECT: Re : Clarification of suggested positions You mean like stickyness ? Yes , very important . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , we will have to make sure that your superglue has the right properties . &CHAR And balsa wood is n't that hard to find , and it is quite strong , and very light . we should use that with my superglue . &NAME wrote : Oh dear ... are you guys doing any work at all ? ? ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Proposal for final role descriptions : &NAME : wizard of physical lore and seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of electrogravity and master of the elements &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physical reality &NAME : health and safety &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Clarification of suggested positions OK , how about this : &NAME : wizard of physical law & seer of natural forces &NAME : arch-duke of engineering & master of action / reaction &NAME : supreme commander of philosophy and meta-physics &NAME : health and safety Sounds much more like it to me . &CHAR So , &NAME has brains , but &NAME and I do n't? ? ? Basically a senior researcher is just a glorified librarian . I agree ; it would be more desirable to blow &NAME up . &NAME is keeping very quiet about all this ... You 're still mad to want funding ... ! It 's okay for you &NUM , but I 'm still going to be here next year ... &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : To : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Thanks for your concern . I am fine . I was just inundated with e-mails . When I walked across the &NAME bridge , the sight was unreal . Work was evacuated ( we have one of the most prominent and exposed buildings in midtown ) . I got to see the second plane hit the wtc ... looks like we are going to war . - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Hi &NAME , Just read about the plane crashes in NY and wanted to check that you are okay . Maybe you could send a quick email if you get a chance ? &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE or your &NAME address at &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with &NAME ! &NAME &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE or your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : To : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Thanks for your concern . I am fine . I was just inundated with e-mails . When I walked across the &NAME bridge , the sight was unreal . Work was evacuated ( we have one of the most prominent and exposed buildings in midtown ) . I got to see the second plane hit the wtc ... looks like we are going to war . - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Hi &NAME , Just read about the plane crashes in NY and wanted to check that you are okay . Maybe you could send a quick email if you get a chance ? &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE or your &NAME address at &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with &NAME ! &NAME &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE or your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : code Good stuff ! Pretty long morning , but happy that most of the lectures are finished for this week ! See you on Sunday , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , I LOVE the &NAME . Thanks so much ! I 'm listening to it now as I program in this project . It is going pretty well , and so I 'm quite happy . Yesterday was very much starting and stopping . I hope your day is going well . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : code &SMILEY On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME is sickly addictive . I 've been here toooo long . I still like your music . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: code Private Sub &NAME ( ) CD.ShowOpen Dim &CHAR As &NAME Dim &CHAR As &NAME Dim byteCount As Long &CHAR &NAME byteCount &NUM Open CD.FileName For Binary As # &CHAR For byteCount &NUM To &NUM Get # &CHAR , &NAME , &CHAR &NAME ( " byte : " & byteCount & " &NAME : " & &CHAR ) Next Close # &CHAR &NAME Sub SUBJECT: Computer Room & &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME members who use the Computer Room and &NAME &NAME e-mail from IT &NAME &NAME &NAME and e-mail from &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME This morning I noticed the unpleasant smell of rotting fruit coming from the paper recycling bin in the IT Room . Can I just remind everyone that eating and drinking in the IT Room is forbidden- this rule has been fairly relaxed but the punishments dished out by the ITS can be fairly severe , especially if you rely on a computer for your degree ( or for job application letters ). . If people abuse the IT room and recycling facilities in this way too much then unfortunately we will have to start adhering more strictly to the rules . &NAME &NAME , IT &NAME Hi everybody , Just to let you know that due to exams ending and ball warm-up etc being on this coming weekend I have decided to move &NAME &NAME to the Sunday evening as opposed to trying run it at the usual time . I hope this is n't going to greatly upset or inconvenience people a great deal , and if the people down to work this saturday could just send me an e-mail to let me know that they 're still available to work ( back to usual hours now , &NUM or so ) I 'd really appreciate it . Thanks for you time , take care and good luck to anyone with exams still to come , &NAME SJ-JCR is a mailing list used by &NAME &NAME College &NAME . The &NAME may not be responsible for the content of postings . For questions regarding this list contact &NAME &NAME - &EMAIL . SUBJECT: Congrats Dear &NAME Thanks for your new e-mail addresses . Congrats on your fab exam result ! Hopefully see you sometime over the summer . With love &NAME SUBJECT: Congrats ! Hey &NAME Congratulations on the masters funding ! That is tremendous ! I can totally relate to how stressful it is to not really have the money for what you are doing , and it is jsut fantastic whenever something like that works out . Pass on my congratulations and best wishes to &NAME as well -- &NAME , you 're right , the next part of life is coming up very fast ! &NAME ! Not for me jsut yet ! I 've got to get going on some homework -- lots to do before I head home this weekend ! Take care , &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : contact again ... Yes &NAME , I meant things are getting back to being friends ie BEFORE going out . &NAME , good luck with the work , I &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Glad that things are " getting back to normal " . To satisfy my curiosity , does that mean that normal is like you were BEFORE you were going out , or like you were when you were going out . I hope your exam goes well . I have a project to finish by wednesday , cause that is when I 'm going to &NAME , so I feel a bit pressured too . We shall see what happens though ! Keep well . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : contact again ... &NAME , Cheers for the email , you beat me to it . Things here are fine , &NAME and &NAME ( sister ) are coming round soon for lunch ( I think - better check I have some food ) and playing &NUM a side footie later . Which is all good except for the fact I am UNPREPARED for an exam in &NUM days . No worry - I need to feel fear before I can work anyhow ... Things with &NAME and I are getting back to normal . Chances are &NUM wo n't come on the holiday though this year . &NAME be working for a small non profit organisation which advises on international law and the environment etc. Cool . Stay well and see you sometime . &CHAR &NAME &NAME luck with &NAME Hi &NAME , How are things ? I am quite busy at the moment with lots of work for my thesis , and exam revision as well , and &NUM final report to do too ! They work me hard here . This is probably good , as there really is n't much else to do . I am assuming that you are keeping as busy as ever . How are things between you and &NAME ? I saw here a week or &NUM after you guys broke up . How are you feeling about that ? I am off to &NAME on thursday for a PhD interview for the PhD I did n't get last year . There is only funding for &NUM person , so we shall see what happens . It would be great to get the &NAME , but &NAME knows best . Are you going on &NAME with the guys from &NAME this summer ? I do n't know if I am yet , as with &NAME 's wedding and my thesis , I really do n't know how much time I will have . ( or money ... ) We shall see . I do hope you are well . Keep smiling , praying and playing hockey . I am sure they are all good things ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Contact at last ! Dear &NAME , &CHAR brief note to check you 're alive and well ! How are you at the moment ? How did your talk in chapel go ? I 'm sorry I did n't send you the verses I promised earlier ; I 've been ill for most of last week . Here they are anyway , belated in the sending but no less appropriate : As the rain and the snow come down from heaven , and do not return to it without watering the earth and making it bus and flourish , so that it yields seed for the sower and bread for the eater , so is my word that goes out from my mouth : It will not return to me empty , but will accomplish what I desire and achieve the purpose for which I sent it . ( &NAME &NUM v10 , &NUM ) Encouraging or what ? &NAME to talk to you soon , love &NAME xxx SUBJECT: Contact at last ! Dear &NAME , &CHAR brief note to check you 're alive and well ! How are you at the moment ? How did your talk in chapel go ? I 'm sorry I did n't send you the verses I promised earlier ; I 've been ill for most of last week . Here they are anyway , belated in the sending but no less appropriate : As the rain and the snow come down from heaven , and do not return to it without watering the earth and making it bus and flourish , so that it yields seed for the sower and bread for the eater , so is my word that goes out from my mouth : It will not return to me empty , but will accomplish what I desire and achieve the purpose for which I sent it . ( &NAME &NUM v10 , &NUM ) Encouraging or what ? &NAME to talk to you soon , love &NAME xxx SUBJECT: Re : Contact from &NAME Hi , Usually I avoid any pangs of conscience if I do n't reply to a group letter , but I was going to write to you anyway , so your message acted as a very effective prompt ! Glad to hear you are persevering and enjoying fencing , I hope it is the artistic side and not the violent side that attracts you ( or maybe it is because &NAME J-L Picard plays perhaps ? ) . Did I tell you that one of the patients at the hospital that I work changed his name to &NAME &NAME &NAME ? Very strange , but then I guess that is the reason that he is there ! Luckily the weather here has been great , so I have also been wearing shorts , but the weather forecast tells me the whole of the &NAME will get rained upon tonight , and it will be cooler tomorrow ( Wednesday ) . I have my &NAME Practical exam of Music A-level tomorrow . I am playing &NAME 's &NAME in C# minor . I will also be accompanying &NAME &NAME in the afternoon , and I have &NUM written exams for music A-level coming up . Despite this , my life is quite relaxed . Tonight will be my last night off ( of &NUM ) from work , as that is how the night shift system works . I will then be working &NAME . to &NAME . night , and the following week I will be starting back on days . The only problem with days , is you do n't get as much time off between shifts . &NAME , I seem to have written more than I usually do to people . I 'd better stop now , and save some for later ! I 'll write to you again IF , I receive a personalised response . HEAR THAT ? Just joking ! Your letters are always witty and informative so keep them coming ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : contact once more Very strong feelings ? &NAME , I 've forgotten what I 'd written ! I do n't know where everyone else is staying , but I 'll keep you posted . MANY thanks for the offer ! It 's an &NAME &NUM " wheather-proof " &NAME camera . Jessops website &WEBSITE . I 'll keep " in contact " . &NAME the test goes well ! Handover meeting of the CU tonight ! Means I 'll have to miss chamber choir though &SMILEY &NAME &NAME On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM " T.S. &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Oh , very strong feelings , &NAME ... no actually , although I have not heard of the camera , I 'm sure a compact zoom will do just fine . How much ? Yeah , I do n't think I 'll be here , but If you would like , you can stay in my flat . It 'll be cheaper than booking into a hotel ! But where is everyone else staying ? keep well &NAME . ( I 've got a test now . Urgh. ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : contact once more I 'm coming up with the university of &NAME &NAME Choir to sing for a few days . I might need somewhere to stay ( actually , I probably WILL need somewhere to stay ) , but you 're not going to be there are you ? Let me know . I 've ordered a new camera , because I keep seeing ( what I think are ) great picture opportunities here in &NAME , and I 'm afraid my old camera is playing up , and is not really up to it . I thought that I should get a fancy one like yours , but finances said NO , so instead I 've gone for a compact one with a good zoom ( &NAME mju &NUM ) . I suppose I should have asked you before I ordered it ( this morning ) but if you have any strong feelings , I can always cancel it ! &NAME On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM " T.S. &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : &NAME , Why are you coming to &NAME on the first ? Do you need a place to stay ? Keep cutting up dead people , boyo ! Take Care , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : Correct Phone Number . Thanks &NAME ! I am sorry , but I gave an incomplete phone number ... Spotted helpfully by my faithful side-kick the &NAME . ( He is fast becoming the true power to be reckoned with . ) &NUM thing ... he was always the true power to be reckoned with ! &NAME Had a wonderful New Year 's at your house - thanks again ! And I understand you were corrupting &NAME 's mind about brilliant &NAME ... we 'll discuss that later ... ;-p See you guys soon ! &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : Correct Phone Number . How 's things ? SUBJECT: Re : Cottage &NAME , Well done on the test . &CHAR great start ! Will hopefully talk to you over the weekend . Love , Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , [ iso-8859-1 ] &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME . That was fast . Perhaps I could go do my thesis at the cottage ... I might have topped the class for the first time ever . My first test score was &NUM , which it appears was better than everyone else 's though I thought I should have done better . Still , kinda fun . &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) It appears that the cottage deal is going through . It includes everything but the boat . We have not yet told &NAME but likely will tonight . What fun , eh ! Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Cottage It appears that the cottage deal is going through . It includes everything but the boat . We have not yet told &NAME but likely will tonight . What fun , eh ! Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Re : CU Fine by me but I doubt we can book it every week . We 're considering options at the &NAME - keep praying ! Cheers for the comments ! See you soon , Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME " wrote : I thought CU was GREAT on Monday . REally encouraging ! praise &NAME ! Just a thought - if we have &NUM people coming , the room ca n't take that . I think it got very warm , and suppose if it remains that hot , then people on the fringes may stop coming . What do you think about meeting in &NAME hall ? thanks for all your work &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Customer Support Engineer vacancy at &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME title : Customer Support Engineer We are looking for an enthusiastic , pro-active person to join our Customer Support team . You will have a background in &NAME , Computer Sciences , IT or a related discipline . We would expect you to have experience in some or all of the following . 84£ &CHAR &NAME packages eg. &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &CHAR Programming languages e.g. &NAME &NAME &CHAR xml , html , uml &NAME &CHAR &NAME , PL / &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME e.g. &NAME Due to the customer-facing nature of this position we expect you to have well-developed communication skills . Delivering presentations and writing reports are essential . Working as part of a team , your responsibilities will include : &NAME &CHAR Responding to customer queries &NAME &CHAR Testing new versions of software &NAME &CHAR Training customers &NAME &CHAR Installations &NAME &CHAR Demonstrations of products and new functionality This position is ideal for a newly qualified graduate or for someone looking to develop their experience within an expanding company . For more information about &NAME please visit our website at &WEBSITE- &WEBSITE Please send your &NAME by email to &NAME &NAME : &EMAIL . SUBJECT: Re : CU tonight &NAME - I 'm really glad to hear you say this , because one of the things ( I think ) we 'll be doing next week is prayer . I 'm not sure - &NAME said something about it to me earlier . &CHAR It sounds like a fantastic idea . I 'll give you a ring I think actually ! Love &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Miss &NAME rep , Would it be ok tonight if I said something briefly about prayer ? I was talking to a friend from &NAME &NAME last night , and she was saying that last year , thier whole cu would pray for the freshers coming up to that college , and the other &NUM in the next term . I think it would be a great idea to do like wise ... Thoughts ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: * * * Data Analyst / Modeller * * * We urgently require a Data Analyst / Modeller to work for our client in &NAME . Your responsibilities will be : * To provide data / modelling support for their corporate systems . * To devise new processing methodologies for new and existing data sets . * To provide data analysis and adhere to quality control procedures to ensure the integrity of the production database . You are required to have the following skills and experience : * &NAME and &NAME experience , to include &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME ( or any &NAME ) and &NAME . * Data Analysis / Modelling using statistical methods . * &NAME product knowledge - &NAME and &NAME . Type : &NAME Start : &NAME &NAME : £ 3Market Rate For further details please email your &NAME to &NAME &NAME at &EMAIL or phone on &NUM &NUM &NUM . SUBJECT: . Data Capture Operators Required Position : Data &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME Start &NAME : &NAME &NUM within &NUM months Contract Length : &NUM months &NAME &NAME : to £ &NUM My client requires &NUM Data Capture Operators for a period of &NUM months to convert paper maps into digital form . The successful applicants will be experienced in Windows based packages , preferably &NAME , and have the ability to work unsupervised . The quality of the work undertaken is of paramount importance and a diligent approach is essential . Please send your &NAME if you have the relevant skills or are perhaps seeking a new position ( contract / permanent ) within the &NAME market sector , as we may have a number of &NAME positions at the moment or in the pipeline . Contact : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME Email : &EMAIL &NAME : &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : dates &NAME like enough for &NAME to deal with . Wrap it up and do n't worry about it too much til after the exams . &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME UK SUBJECT: Re : dates Dear &NAME , We are leaving July 21st and returning August 19th . I wonder if the &NAME flight was a price for the summer or for now ? Now , to more important matters . HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! &NAME 's first comment this morning was that it was your birthday . &NUM sons in their &NUM . Hard to believe really . Second matter . Sounds like skipping church ( Why not brave enough ? ) was NOT a good idea ! Have a great day , Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME UK On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : dad , when are we going to &NAME ? I 'm writing to &NAME , and have forgotten the dates . Oh , in the travel section of the times on sat was a cheap flight section . to san &CHAR for £ &NUM . not bad . I 've got the web &WEBSITE I 'll try to look at it soonish . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: dear " brother " ... &SMILEY Hey &NAME - bad news about ceiligh . hopefully we 'll discuss tomorrow at some point - I 'm too tired to think properly right now . Just wanted to say - had a great evening last night ! It was fun walking with you guys - any time I say ! You 're both very dear to me ( yes , I know I 'm in a soppy mood , I 'm just tired ... ) And dinner was fabulously fun too . YOu seemed happy - I 'm glad - I hope it was n't just a temporary thing ! No really , hope you 're well . I 'm really well . I 'm really happy at the moment for no apparent reason and last night I was just completely hyper maybe because I was just starting to realise it ! It seems to have come on so suddenly because I was n't having that good a week , and then suddenly on Friday I woke up and decided it was going to be a good day ! &NAME was good tonight - I feel like I may be " getting my joy back " - does that sound weird ? ! ( it definitely sounds cheesy ! ! ) &NAME ! &NAME is good ! I have great friends ! I love &NAME ! I love my flat ! &NAME ! Okay , enough of that - I 'm off to find the boys &NAME &CHAR wanna go home . See you soon &NAME , &NAME xx SUBJECT: [ Fwd : [ Fwd : [ Fwd : actor needed ] ] ] Dear &NAME , I was forwarded this ; would you think about doing it ? It would probably mean a lot to &NAME , and as you are his friend , it would be very nice of you . Thanks , &NAME &CHAR Hello all , &NAME needs an actor . Sounds fun &NAME x der fuhrer Male actor _urgently_ needed to perform a 50-minute monologue to be given as part of a play in the Assembly Rooms in &NAME &NUM . If you 're interested or require further details , e-mail me at &EMAIL &NAME &NAME Theatre &WEBSITE This is a closed mailing list . To send information to &NAME members , email &EMAIL SUBJECT: [ Fwd : [ Fwd : Good wife guide ] ] ] ] ] Something to give to your espoused ... when and if . &NAME x Dear girls , I know I do n't normally send forwards , but this is hilarious , and made me laugh in the library ( a rare occurrence ... ) &NAME ! Lots of love , &NAME &NAME , leanda sent me this , I nearly did n't bother reading it but it 's so so funny - even I disagree with some parts ! ! ! ! ! ! Love you both loads &NAME xxxx This is for anyone who joined me in wishing that we could just get married and forget about the careers office ! ! &NAME The &NAME Wife Guide . . . ... classic ! This is an actual extract from a &NAME Economics textbook printed in the early 60's. Absolutely unbelievable . Men love it ! Women ca n't believe it ! The &NAME Wife Guide . Have dinner ready . Plan ahead , even the night before , to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return from work . This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs . Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal ( especially his favourite dish ) is part of the warm welcome needed . Prepare yourself . Take &NUM minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives . Touch up your make-up , put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking . He has just been with a lot of work weary people . Be a little &NAME and a little more interesting for him . His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it . Clear away the clutter . Make &NUM last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives . Gather up schoolbooks , toys , papers etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables . During the colder months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by . Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order and it will give you a lift too . After all , catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction . Minimize all noise . At the time of his arrival eliminate all noise of the washer , dryer or vacuum . Try to encourage the children to be quiet . Be happy to see him . Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him . Listen to him . You may have a dozen important things to tell him , but the moment of his arrival is not the time . Let him talk first ; remember his topics of conversation are more important than yours . Make the evening his . Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you . Instead , try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax . Try to make sure your home is a place of peace , order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit . Do n't greet him with complaints and problems . Do n't complain if he 's late home for dinner , or even stays out all night . Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day . Make him comfortable . Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom . Have a cool or warm drink ready for him . Arrange the pillow and offer to take off his shoes . Speak in a low , soothing and pleasant voice . Do n't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity . Remember , he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness . Once he has had a chance to have his evening meal clear the dishes and wash up promptly . If your husband should offer to help decline his offer as he may feel obliged to repeat this offer and after a long working day he does not need the extra work . Encourage your husband to pursue His hobbies and interests and be supportive without seeming to encroach . If you have any little hobbies yourself try not to bore him speaking of these , as women 's interests are often rather trivial compared to men 's. At the end of the evening tidy the home ready for the morning and again think ahead to his breakfast needs . Your husband 's breakfast is vital if he is to face the outside world in a positive fashion . Once you have both retired to the bedroom prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible . &NAME feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom , as he would have to do for his train . But remember to look your best when going to bed . Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious . If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night . When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him . If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it . In all things be lead by your husband 's wishes ; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy . Should your husband suggest congress then accede humbly all the while being mindful that a man 's satisfaction is more important than a woman 's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had . Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent . It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing , freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products . You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning . This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes . SUBJECT: [ Fwd : [ Fwd : ( no subject ) ] ] &NAME this is such a huge email . I do n't usually pass things like this on , but it made me think ( something I very rarely do ! ) . love , &NAME . hello people ! please if you have time give this a read . really makes you think . it almost made me cry sitting right here in the library . love &NAME , tonti , niiaaa , &NAME , tones xxxxx Hi guys , I got this today , thought it worth perusing Finally , The Truth on National TV - &NAME &NAME 's daughter was being interviewed on the Early Show and &NAME &NAME asked her " How could &NAME let something like this happen ? " And &NAME &NAME gave an extremely profound and insightful response . She said " I believe that &NAME is deeply saddened by this just as we are , but for years we 've been telling &NAME to get out of our schools , to get out of our government and to get out of our lives . And being the gentleman that He is , I believe that He has calmly backed out . How can we expect &NAME to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand that He leave us alone ? " I know there 's been a lot of emails going around in regard to &NUM / &NUM / &NUM , but this really makes you think . If you do n't have time , at least skim through it , but the bottom line is something to think about . ... In light of recent events ... terrorists attack , school shootings , etc. Let 's see , I think it started when &NAME &NAME O' &NAME ( she was murdered , her body was found recently ) complained she did n't want any prayer in our schools , and we said OK . Then , someone said you better not read the &NAME in school ... the Bible that says thou shalt not kill , thou shalt not steal , and love your neighbour as yourself . And we said , OK . Then , Dr. &NAME &NAME said we should n't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem ( Dr. &NAME 's son committed suicide ) And we said , an expert should know what he 's talking about so we said OK . Then , someone said teachers and principals better not discipline our children when they misbehave . And the school administrators said no faculty member in this school better touch a student when they misbehave because we do n't want any bad publicity , and we surely do n't want to be sued ( There 's big difference between disciplining and touching , beating , smacking , humiliating , kicking , etc. ) And we said , OK . Then someone said , let 's let our daughters have abortions if they want , and they wo n't even have to tell their parents . And we said , OK . Then some wise school board member said , since boys will be boys and they 're going to do it anyway , let 's give our sons all the condoms they want , so they can have all the fun they desire , and we wo n't have to tell their parents they got them at school . And we said , OK . Then some of our top elected officials said it does n't matter what we do in private as long as we do our jobs . And agreeing with them , we said it does n't matter to me what anyone , including the President , does in private as long as I have a job and the economy is good . And then someone said let 's print magazines with pictures of nude women and call it wholesome , down-to-earth appreciation for the beauty of the female body . And we said , OK . And then someone else took that appreciation a step further and published pictures of nude children and then stepped further still by making them available on the &NAME . And we said OK , they 're entitled to their free speech . And then the entertainment industry said , let 's make TV shows and movies that promote profanity , violence , and illicit sex . And let 's record music that encourages rape , drugs , murder , suicide , and satanic themes . And we said it 's just entertainment , it has no adverse effect , and nobody takes it seriously anyway , so go right ahead . Now we 're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience , why they do n't know right from wrong , and why it does n't bother them to kill strangers , their classmates , and themselves . Probably , if we think about it long and hard enough , we can figure it out . I think it has a great deal to do with " WE REAP WHAT WE &NAME . " 'Dear &NAME , Why did n't you save the little girl killed in her classroom ? " &NAME , &NAME &NAME ... AND THE REPLY 'Dear &NAME &NAME , I am not allowed in schools . " &NAME , &NAME . Funny how simple it is for people to trash &NAME and then wonder why the world 's going to hell . Funny how we believe what the newspapers say , but question what the &NAME says . Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe , think , say , or do anything the &NAME says . Funny how someone can say " I believe in &NAME " but still follow &NAME who , by the way , also " believes " in &NAME . Funny how we are quick to judge but not to be judged . Funny how you can send a thousand " jokes " through e-mail and they spread like wildfire , but when you start sending messages regarding the &NAME , people think twice about sharing . Funny how the lewd , crude , vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace but the public discussion of &NAME is suppressed in the school and workplace . Funny how someone can be so fired up for &NAME on Sunday , but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week . Are you laughing ? Funny how when you go to forward this message , you will not send it to many on your address list because you 're not sure what they believe , or what they will think of you for sending it to them . Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what &NAME thinks of me . Are you thinking ? Pass it on if you think it has merit . If not then just discard it . ... no one will know that you did . But , if you discard this thought process , then do n't sit back and complain about what a bad shape the world is in. Here is a challenge - will you take it up ? Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Fwd : &NAME : your wish is my command well , I 'm sorry to welcome you all back with a forward , but if I do n't send this to &NUM people , my wish will never come true love &NAME ( I know it 's &NAME 's &CHAR / mail , but you know we 're wierd ... ) From : &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : " &NAME &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) Subject : &NAME : your wish is my command &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS . DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WO N'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HAD N'T! Take &NUM minutes and try this - it will freak you out ! ! The person who sent this said her wish came true &NUM minutes after they read the mail . But no cheating ! This game has a funny / creepy outcome . Do n't read ahead , just do it . In order .. It takes about &NUM minutes -worth a try . First get a pen and paper . When you actually choose names , make sure it 's people you actually know , and go with your first instincts ! Scroll down &NUM line at a time - do n't read ahead or you 'll ruin the fun ! &NUM . First , write the numbers &NUM through to &NUM in a column . &NUM . Then , beside numbers &NUM and &NUM , write down any &NUM numbers you want . &NUM . Beside the &NUM and &NUM , write down the names of members of the opposite sex . Do n't look ahead or it wo n't turn out right ! &NUM Write anyone 's name ( like friends or family ... ) in the 4th , 5th and 6th spots . Do n't cheat or you 'll be upset that you did . &NUM Write down &NUM song titles in &NUM , &NUM , &NUM and &NUM . &NUM . Finally , make a wish . And here is the key for the game ... &NUM You must tell the amount of people in space &NUM about this game . &NUM The person in space &NUM is the one that you love . &NUM The person in &NUM is one you like but ca n't work out . &NUM You care most about the person you put in &NUM . &NUM The person you name in number &NUM is the one who knows you very well . &NUM The person you name in &NUM is your lucky star . &NUM The song in &NUM is the song that matches with the person in number &NUM . &NUM The title in &NUM is the song for the person in &NUM . &NUM The tenth space is the song that tells you most about your mind . ) &NUM And &NUM is the song telling how you feel about life . Send this to &NUM people within the hour you read this . If you do , your wish will come true . If you do n't it will become the opposite . &NAME it seems to work ! Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: [ Fwd : My literary acheivements ] thanks for both your replies , &NAME , will get the book from gavinus . just forwarding you the &NUM I think you did n't write . &NAME xx Dear Miss &NAME , I would be delighted to allow you to proof-read my most recent novel . " The &NUM shores of the ocean " is an epic work which draws together &NUM fine people from very different lifestyles . I wrote it myself . In return for letting you preview my novel I have no doubt you will want to bestow upon me all sorts of gifts , etc. I have no objetcions to this and I feel I ought to tell you I am particularly partial to kiwi fruits at the moment . Please collect the book from my secretary , &NAME &NAME , at your convenience . I look forward to hearing your opinion on my most splendid achievement . Yours sincerely , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( Dear &NAME , &NAME says he would like you to read his book . I have it , so let me know when you want to collect it . Love &NAME . ) SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : &NUM question to add to the &NAME sheet ... ] oh well ! you 're obviously just as organised as I am then ! ! " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Already beat you to that , but thanks anyway ! 'S.J.Thompson " wrote : Hi , I 've just realised I left &NUM question off the sheets that I emailed to you both on &NAME &NUM . It should be at the end of section &NUM ( vs &NUM bit ) , saying " Who should we do good to ? When will we reap that harvest ? " . If you could bear that in mind when you do your study , either adding it in , or just taking note of it if you simply mould your study around the sheet , that 'd be great ! Sorry for the inconvenience ! ! &NAME they go well , thanks for all you do ! &NAME x &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Fwd : [ ouihc-alumni ] 84th &NAME &NAME The following might be of interest ... &NAME forwarded message : From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : Mon Mar &NUM , &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NAME Etc / &NAME To : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : [ ouihc-alumni ] 84th &NAME &NAME &NAME : &EMAIL Hi all , Now that the dust has settled a bit , I attach write-ups of the &NAME &NAME : a press release from the Captain , &NAME &NAME ; and a good article penned for the Old Blues by &NAME &NAME . I begin with my characteristically rambling remarks ... For me it was a truly outstanding game that eclipsed the &NUM &NUM loss as my nominee for the best game in the past &NUM years , big hits and pretty plays throughout ... I also believe it was the first overtime victory in &NAME &NAME history . The usual &NAME mindgames / poor organisation of recent years marred the start of the match . The &NAME &NAME skated out with the rink lights all on to the &NAME Wars " Empire Death March music ( or whatever it is called ) instead of the music we had selected to skate out to . The &NAME &NAME came out to a darkened rink and light show , etc , etc. The referee did n't turn up so the &NUM linesmen had to fill in. The &NAME failed to produce an official gamesheet , so the back of a poster was used with our roster print-out . The start , as &NAME says , was not great as players panicked with the &NAME and the break-out and defensive system collapsed . Visions of previous years " disappointments were hard to dispel . However , &NAME read them the riot act ( it was the worst period of hockey we had played all season , so &NUM was relatively encouraging ) between periods and the team assumed its proper form in the second ... A few interesting notes to add , which may spice the enjoyment of the write-ups below . Channel &NUM ( national ) television was there and filmed the whole game , as they did &NUM years ago for the &NUM loss . This time around , we declined the pre-game interviews in the dressing room as that kind of came back to haunt us in &NUM . &NAME &NAME , rookie defenceman who has worn an A this term , wore a microphone for most of the second period -- an " interesting " encounter between him and the &NAME Captain following the latter 's crashing the net was poorly censored on the &NUM mins of tape that was shown between periods of live &NAME coverage last night ... Several players have taped it and I will try and arrange for a screening at &NAME this year , when I come back . &NAME , one of our top players was recovering from a ruptured kidney sustained skiing at Christmas ( which caused him to miss &NAME ) . As a result , he was limited to only a few shifts , mainly on the power play and occasionally on the third line . He was the one who was pole-axed by &NAME in OT , as he broke &NAME &NUM &NAME defenders , suffering a flash knockout which left his jaw bruised , his teeth loose , and his senses muddled ( it took him a few minutes to figure out where he was ) . After some recovery time , he was able to contribute another shift or &NUM , which showed that he was pretty wobbly , so we sat him down for the remainder ... We also lost &NAME &NAME &NAME to a badly sprained ankle before the game even started -- the injury was sustained when his foot slipped off a helmet as he tried to negotiate his way across the hopelessly cramped &NAME dressing room . The linesman who disallowed &NAME " 1st period goal admitted after the first period that he blew the call , which was of little consolation at the time as you can imagine . It would have been a very different game had it stood , but perhaps not as thrilling ultimately ... There has been all kinds of fall-out from the &NAME . I must say I was convinced that the &NAME would take the &NUM tie and take off back to the Fens with the &NAME Cup . I didn;t know that &NAME and &NAME had agreed a &NUM minute overtime ( in writing ) . Luckily , when the &NAME official asked me whether we wanted a tie or OT , I was able to guess the right answer ... Persuading the officials was more difficult as &NAME rules sanction only a &NUM minute OT . Both teams pushed for and got the &NUM minutes they had agreed , thankfully ! My historical perspective ( that both Blues teams predate &NAME and ahve earned a degree of latitude ) A bit about the &NAME Captain , &NAME . He is a great player who has probably logged about 40mins in each of the past &NUM &NAME and rung up rather too many points ... However grudging respect for his abilities as a player was tainted by the dislike at the gamesmanship he demonstrated last year and again this year . In the first period last year , seldom-penalised &NAME &NAME was given &NUM minutes and a game misconduct for a seemingly innocuous hit along the boards that left &NAME writhing on the ice in pain . The &NUM minute penalty was where the rot set in for last year 's loss , and the swiftly-recovered &NAME was able to contribute a sizeable tally ... Anyway , we could n't help but feel a certain poetic justice in &NAME 's apparent come-uppance this time around . That feeling was perhaps enhanced by a subsequent email that he sent to &NAME &NAME ( who wore the &CHAR on the day -- &NAME rules prevent a goalie from being a Captain or Assistant , so &NAME had to transfer his responsibilities ) , insisting that he had seen replays of the hit and it was perfectly clean . ( Perhaps , if they had succeeded in securing a referee for the game , it may have been different , but the linesman who called it described it as one of the most unnecessarily , violent hits he had seen ... ) It is uncertain how we should respond to this plea , but I think we are unlikely to send the &NAME Cup back ... What was a less forgiveable , however , was one of those odd coincidences that happen when you studying out here , reported by in the same email . One of our more talkative players ( who shall remain nameless ) was at the Air &NAME desk a few days after the &NAME , bragging about his feats , and complaining about the dirty &NAME Captain , etc etc. A couple turned around in front of him and indicated that they were &NAME 's parents and did n't appreciate what he had to say ... Not that it deterred the &NAME &NAME in question , rather it apparently stoked the flames . Still , we could n't shut that player up all season anyway , so it is unlikely that we will be able to start now . Oh , and before I forget . After the ceremonial face-off , &NAME dropped by the affable High Commissioner , &NAME wished &NAME luck , to which the latter responded with a smirk , 'So , it 'll be the same as last year then [ i.e. &NAME loss &NUM ] ? I think so " . It Would have sounded good in the &NAME &NAME dressing room had it been so , but I suspect that he has n't mentioned it to anyone there yet ... And , &NUM final note . The disorganisation of the &NAME scheduling saw me award the &NAME goalie their Player of the Game trophy , their coach award ours , and the High Commissioner award the Man of the Match trophy . Then the compere for the day thanked everyone for coming our and please leave now as we had overstayed the booking . I rather bluntly pointed out that the &NAME Cup has been " overlooked " , and so we were even later getting off the ice ( only to discover that we had locked the dressing room key into the dressing room , which took another &NUM minutes , , , ) It was a very sweet victory indeed . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME History with Overtime &NAME 84th Ice &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NUM &CHAR / OT The &NAME &NAME wrote a new chapter in the history of the oldest Ice Hockey Rivalry in the world . Their overtime victory last night in &NAME , &NAME was the first game to be decided in extra time in a fixture dating back to &NUM . &NAME &NUM at the first intermission , &NAME came out aggressively in the second period , tying the score at &NUM . A power-play goal late in the same period handed &NAME the advantage heading into the final frame of regulation time . Just after the midway point of the third period , &NAME tied the game at &NUM , forcing a ten-minute sudden-death overtime period . Having killed off a 5-minute penalty to their Captain , the &NAME &NAME found it impossible to stop opposing centre &NAME &NAME , whose highlight-reel goal with &NUM : &NUM remaining in overtime returned the &NAME Cup to &NAME . &NAME and &NAME Man of the Match honours were awarded to &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME respectively . &NAME &NAME was named overall Man of the Match for his dominating physical play and game-winning goal . Remembrances of the &NAME &NAME -- &NUM The sun shone down from a clear blue sky and skipped along Broad Street where it beamed off the golden sandstone of the &NAME Theatre . In the courtyard , graduates recent and ancient queued in amusement park fashion , shuffling back and forth before entering the &NAME School where they cast their votes for Chancellor . All in all , it was a magical , early spring day in &NAME , bright and sunny with a playful nip in the air . In other words , it was the season for the &NAME &NAME . The weather turned edgier in &NAME . The wind blew too much , the sun still shone but the cold in the air was a bit overdone . The last road sign , announcing this way to the crematorium and the ice arena , set the stage . Inside , the same dingy , disco infested duck pond as in years past . After a hearty welcome from their fans during warm-ups , the Blues were introduced in semi-darkness . &NAME , the little joys of a &NAME in &NAME . The first period was fast paced and began without evidence of the usual nervousness on either side . Most of the period was in the &NAME 's side of the red line with bursts towards the &NAME goal . Early on , a few weak pucks made to the &NAME 's goalie and &NAME . , &NAME Watt offering him a gentle warm-up . Although the &NAME were on the attack most of the time , their efforts were well thwarted by the &NAME 's defense . Half way through the period , however , &NAME broke into goal from the corner , looked to pass to the front and then short-sided the &NAME for a goal . &NUM or &NUM minutes later , the Blues answered with a goal of their own only to discover that the play had been deemed dead although a whistle was n't heard by the crowd . The &NAME took a penalty on the play but were able to kill it off . With a minute to go in the period , the &NAME struck again and the period ended &NUM for the home team . &CHAR hard fought period that could have easily been &NUM was now &NUM , a condition that was too familiar for those who 've seen the last few &NAME . The second period the game slowly &CHAR hanged shape . The first half , the teams were even , heading up and down the ice in equal measure . About halfway through the period with the &NAME fans standing as they would the rest of the game , the Blues broke through and scored their first goal to be recorded on the board . The &NAME responded with a flurry including a breakaway stuffed by &NAME and the Blues hung on . &NUM minutes after their first goal the Blues grabbed another . By this time , the first line of &NAME , &NAME and &NAME were dominating the &NAME and the other lines were holding their own if not better . The &NAME 's defense , reliably shut down the &NAME in the neutral zone and left no one , including &NAME , with enough ice to gather a head of steam . The Blues had played a dump and chase and check game from the beginning and it was taking it 's toll on the &NAME who had a slightly shorter bench . The &NAME were bending but they refused to break and struck a counter blow on one of their infrequent attacks during a powerplay that saw the period end &NUM . The intensity of the third period continued where the second period left off . Despite controlling the game , the Blues were in a tight spot . They played consistently and tied the game with &NUM minutes left . The last &NUM minutes was a contest of &NAME , the Blues holding the zone , the &NAME chucking the &NAME to neutral ice and the Blues stuffing it back in. Rarely , did the &NAME make it into the &NAME 's zone with the &NAME in tow , but as was shown earlier , it only takes one shot to lose a game that the Blues had by this time deserved to win . The &NAME goalie played his position well handling a blizzard of shots , not getting caught out of position , handling the easy &NUM simply and being there on &NUM or &NUM occasions that could easily have been goals . Incredibly , the game ended in a tie , &NUM . &CHAR &NUM minute overtime period was put on the clock . The teams rested at the bench for about &NUM minutes and then headed back out onto the dirty ice . In the opening minutes the &NAME showed a little more life an &CHAR then the Blues began to dominate again . Some excellent individual efforts were capping the &NAME 's charges looking for the winning goal . On &NUM effort , &NAME fought through &NUM defensemen turned to face the goalie and was sent flying by a high stick , a high elbow and &NUM foot charge from &NAME . After medical staff revived &NAME , &NAME , the only true scoring threat left on the &NAME side , was given a &NUM minute major and game misconduct . Now the &NAME were really " on the back foot . " The &NAME were trying to hold on for a tie and the Blues were looking for the finishing blow . The &NAME killed the major but the pressure did n't slack . In the crowd , fans wondered if the recent jinx was to hold on this occasion too . &NAME dug the &NAME out of the corner , dragged himself away from defender , crossed in front of the net where the goalie sprawled and blocked his access . But he held the &NAME , kept moving to the other side of the net and patiently stuffed the &NAME over and behind the prone goalie . The game was over . The Blues had brought the cup home and the pain of the last &NUM years drained out of the veterans on the team . The team and fans erupted in an orgy of joy in front of a &NAME crowd who had been hoping to outlast the inevitable . &NAME , the &NAME goalie from Buffalo , NY won their mvp . &NAME picked up Man of the Match and &NAME &NAME accepted the Trophy for the &NAME &NAME . &CHAR thrilling victory . Many thanks to the team for a tremendous effort and a very entertaining game . With &NAME ! Mail you can get a bigger mailbox -- choose a size that fits your needs ____________________ &NAME BLUES &NAME MAILING LIST ______________________ mailto : &EMAIL with subject 'subscribe " to be ADDED mailto : &EMAIL with subject " unsubscribe " to be REMOVED SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : &NAME for sale ] Sounds like a potentially good idea . Dad &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Contact Details ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : Institute of Public Health ( &NUM ) &NUM University &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME CB2 2SR new e-mail &EMAIL On &NAME , &NUM May &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi Dad , Do you think I should thik about getting a machine like this- I mean , it 's old and a bit slow , but pretty cheap . &NAME Over the summer , the ITS will be replacing some of the &NAME currently in classrooms . Consequently , we will be selling off some of the older PCs . The minimum specification for these PCs is : &NAME &NUM processor &NUM &NAME memory &NUM &NAME hard disc &NUM &NUM floppy CD-ROM 17in monitor keyboard , mouse Windows &NUM &NAME : # &NUM pounds # &NUM pounds ( without &NAME ) Some of the PCs may be of a higher specification ( e.g. larger hard disc ) , so you may be lucky . However , we cannot guarantee anything but the minimum specification above . Please note : &NUM ) We do not have resources to modify or upgrade any of these PCs . &NUM ) NONE of these PCs are suitable for connecting to the &NAME PC Service . &NUM ) These PCs are suitable for connecting to the service provided to students in College study bedrooms . &NUM ) If a member of staff buys one of these &NAME for their own use at home , then they can borrow the &NAME Office CDs from the helpdesk at no cost . The first batch of &NAME will be available during the week beginning June 10th . PRIORITY WILL BE GIVEN TO THOSE ABLE TO COLLECT THE PCs DURING THAT WEEK . If you are interested in purchasing any of these , please send a mail message to &EMAIL specifying whether you want a &NAME or not . &NAME &CHAR &CHAR Bettess Director &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM ( UK ) Information Technology Service &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM ( International ) University of &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME Road &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME Work e-mail : &EMAIL &NAME e-mail : &EMAIL The address &EMAIL is a restricted mailing list : you cannot send to it . SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : &NAME ? ] &NAME , That is a shame . I will look for the files when I get home and send what I find . Do n't give up hope yet . At least you had those positive vibes earlier in the week . I hope you can reenergize for studying and can stay healthy . Look after yourself . All for now , &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Contact Details ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : Institute of Public Health ( &NUM ) &NUM University &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME CB2 2SR new e-mail &EMAIL On &NAME , &NUM May &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi dad got a no from microsoft today . &NAME . can you or &NAME please pass me my files that I sent to &NAME and the email I sent to the mining companies so that I can try this lead too . The email &NUM will be in my outbox in outlook express , password &NUM and the microsoft one will be in word . work is going slowly , and I feel sick . &NAME Hi &NAME , my dad works for &NAME ( international oil and services company ) who are very very unlikely to offer you funding as they are tight little # & $ % * ! However , he sent me this email so if you are needing help with funding still then I 'll forward him the relevant information for you . If you do n't ask then you 'll never know , right ? He says : " &NAME ( &NAME ) &NAME " wrote : &NAME &NAME ! Well they do sometimes , but not very often . It helps if contact between student and company has been made BEFORE a request for support . Also this is handled at a fairly local level - there is no " global " fund for this sort of support , so it 's important that the right group in the company supports the application . Much of the digital geology work was started in &NAME ( in fact , I 've been collecting a few papers for you to read ) as a research topic . What level of funding are we talking about here ? If he 's got a &NAME and project proposal I can look at I 'll see if I can do anything ( but ca n't promise ) . So I would n't get any hopes up whatsoever , but it might be worth a try ... work hard ! love from &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : Re : &NAME &NAME ] Hello everyone , Sorry it 's taken me a few days to get round to emailing you - I have been sooooooo busy this week , but now I 'm at home for a few days , so I have a bit more time now . For those of you who do n't know , at &NAME &NAME on Monday we decided that emailing the prayer points during the week would be a good idea , so we can all remember what stuff to pray for during the week , and not just on a Monday night . So that 's what I 'll try and do . Sorry if I get any facts wrong - I 'm trying to remember it all ... * Explore courses and &CHAR * &NAME 's mum , who is ill , with pneumonia , but they are not exactly sure what else is wrong with her * &NAME 's grandad who is ill , and the rest of the family * &NAME 's brother &NAME , who is still finding it difficult at school * Word , who are going to the &NAME &NAME this Sunday * &NAME 's work ( that he does some ) , and the phd that he has applied to do * &NAME &NAME , who is still ill * &NAME 's friends in flat &NAME &CHAR , that there is peace there * &NAME 's mum , who is feeling restless and unhappy since her children have left home , and since she retired * &NAME &NAME - speaker ( or has that been sorted out now ? ) * &NAME 's summer - &NAME and guidance for what he should be doing See you all on Monday - I think we 're doing &NAME &NUM . Maybe &NAME will send you an email with it on , if you 're nice to him . Love &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Re : &NAME &NAME ] &NAME , Most of you probably wo n't get this email before &NAME &NAME tonight , but I thought I 'd send it anyway . See ya tonight , Love &NAME ( and &NAME ) Here is this week 's study passage , which really is only &NAME &NUM , but I think we have to look at the history behind this as well , in &NAME &NUM : &NUM . &NUM At &NAME there was a man named &NAME , a &NAME in what was known as the Italian Regiment . &NUM He and all his family were devout and God-fearing ; he gave generously to those in need and prayed to &NAME regularly . &NUM &NUM day at about &NUM in the afternoon he had a vision . He distinctly saw an angel of &NAME , who came to him and said , " &NAME ! " &NUM &NAME stared at him in fear . " What is it , &NAME ? " he asked . The angel answered , " Your prayers and gifts to the poor have come up as a memorial offering before &NAME . &NUM Now send men to &NAME to bring back a man named &NAME who is called &NAME . &NUM He is staying with &NAME the &NAME , whose house is by the sea . " &NUM When the angel who spoke to him had gone , &NAME called one of his servants and a devout soldier who was one of his attendants . &NUM He told them everything that had happened and sent them to &NAME . &NUM About noon the following day as they were on their journey and approaching the city , &NAME went up on the roof to pray . &NUM He became hungry and wanted something to eat , and while the meal was being prepared , he fell into a trance . &NUM He saw heaven opened and something like a large sheet being let down to earth by its &NUM corners . &NUM It contained all kinds of four-footed animals , as well as reptiles of the earth and birds of the air . &NUM Then a voice told him , " Get up , &NAME . &NAME and eat . " &NUM 'Surely not , &NAME ! " &NAME replied . " I have never eaten anything impure or unclean . " &NUM The voice spoke to him a second time , 'Do not call anything impure that &NAME has made clean . " &NUM This happened &NUM times , and immediately the sheet was taken back to heaven . &NUM While &NAME was wondering about the meaning of the vision , the men sent by &NAME found out where &NAME 's house was and stopped at the gate . &NUM They called out , asking if &NAME who was known as &NAME was staying there . &NUM While &NAME was still thinking about the vision , the &NAME said to him , &NAME , &NUM [ &NUM ] men are looking for you . &NUM So get up and go downstairs . Do not hesitate to go with them , for &NUM have sent them . " &NUM &NAME went down and said to the men , " I 'm the one you 're looking for . Why have you come ? " &NUM The men replied , " We have come from &NAME the &NAME . He is a righteous and God-fearing man , who is respected by all the Jewish people . &CHAR holy angel told him to have you come to his house so that he could hear what you have to say . " &NUM Then &NAME invited the men into the house to be his guests . The next day &NAME started out with them , and some of the brothers from &NAME went along . &NUM The following day he arrived in &NAME . &NAME was expecting them and had called together his relatives and close friends . &NUM As &NAME entered the house , &NAME met him and fell at his feet in reverence . &NUM But &NAME made him get up . 'Stand up , " he said , " I am only a man myself . " &NUM Talking with him , &NAME went inside and found a large gathering of people . &NUM He said to them : " You are well aware that it is against our law for a Jew to associate with a &NAME or visit him . But &NAME has shown me that I should not call any man impure or unclean . &NUM So when I was sent for , I came without raising any objection . May I ask why you sent for me ? " &NUM &NAME answered : " &NUM days ago I was in my house praying at this hour , at &NUM in the afternoon . Suddenly a man in shining clothes stood before me &NUM and said , &NAME , &NAME has heard your prayer and remembered your gifts to the poor . &NUM &NAME to &NAME for &NAME who is called &NAME . He is a guest in the home of &NAME the &NAME , who lives by the sea . " &NUM So I sent for you immediately , and it was good of you to come . Now we are all here in the presence of &NAME to listen to everything the &NAME has commanded you to tell us . " &NUM Then &NAME began to speak : " I now realize how true it is that &NAME does not show favoritism &NUM but accepts men from every nation who fear him and do what is right . &NUM You know the message &NAME sent to the people of &NAME , telling the good news of peace through &NAME &NAME , who is &NAME of all . &NUM You know what has happened throughout &NAME , beginning in &NAME after the baptism that &NAME preached-- &NUM how &NAME anointed &NAME of &NAME with the &NAME &NAME and power , and how he went around doing good and healing all who were under the power of the devil , because &NAME was with him . &NUM " We are witnesses of everything he did in the country of the Jews and in &NAME . They killed him by hanging him on a tree , &NUM but &NAME raised him from the dead on the third day and caused him to be seen . &NUM He was not seen by all the people , but by witnesses whom &NAME had already chosen--by us who ate and drank with him after he rose from the dead . &NUM He commanded us to preach to the people and to testify that he is the &NUM whom &NAME appointed as judge of the living and the dead . &NUM All the prophets testify about him that everyone who believes in him receives forgiveness of sins through his name . " &NUM While &NAME was still speaking these words , the &NAME &NAME came on all who heard the message . &NUM The circumcised believers who had come with &NAME were astonished that the gift of the &NAME &NAME had been poured out even on the Gentiles . &NUM For they heard them speaking in tongues [ &NUM ] and praising &NAME . Then &NAME said , &NUM " Can anyone keep these people from being baptized with water ? They have received the &NAME &NAME just as we have . " &NUM So he ordered that they be baptized in the name of &NAME &NAME . Then they asked &NAME to stay with them for a few days . &NAME &NUM &NUM The apostles and the brothers throughout &NAME heard that the Gentiles also had received the word of &NAME . &NUM So when &NAME went up to &NAME , the circumcised believers criticized him &NUM and said , " You went into the house of uncircumcised men and ate with them . " &NUM &NAME began and explained everything to them precisely as it had happened : &NUM " I was in the city of &NAME praying , and in a trance I saw a vision . I saw something like a large sheet being let down from heaven by its &NUM corners , and it came down to where I was . &NUM I looked into it and saw four-footed animals of the earth , wild beasts , reptiles , and birds of the air . &NUM Then I heard a voice telling me , Get up , &NAME . &NAME and eat . " &NUM " I replied , Surely not , &NAME ! Nothing impure or unclean has ever entered my mouth . " &NUM " The voice spoke from heaven a second time , Do not call anything impure that &NAME has made clean . " &NUM This happened &NUM times , and then it was all pulled up to heaven again . &NUM " &NAME then &NUM men who had been sent to me from &NAME stopped at the house where I was staying . &NUM The &NAME told me to have no hesitation about going with them . These &NUM brothers also went with me , and we entered the man 's house . &NUM He told us how he had seen an angel appear in his house and say , Send to &NAME for &NAME who is called &NAME . &NUM He will bring you a message through which you and all your household will be saved . " &NUM " As I began to speak , the &NAME &NAME came on them as he had come on us at the beginning . &NUM Then I remembered what the &NAME had said : &NAME baptized with [ &NUM ] water , but you will be baptized with the &NAME &NAME . " &NUM So if &NAME gave them the same gift as he gave us , who believed in the &NAME &NAME &NAME , who was I to think that I could oppose &NAME ? " &NUM When they heard this , they had no further objections and praised &NAME , saying , 'So then , &NAME has granted even the Gentiles repentance unto life . " &NUM [ &NUM ] &NUM early manuscript &NUM ; other manuscripts do not have the number . &NUM [ &NUM ] Or other languages &NUM [ &NUM ] Or in &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM years later I went up again to &NAME , this time with &NAME . I took &NAME along also . &NUM I went in response to a revelation and set before them the gospel that I preach among the Gentiles . But I did this privately to those who seemed to be leaders , for fear that I was running or had run my race in vain . &NUM Yet not even &NAME , who was with me , was compelled to be circumcised , even though he was a Greek . &NUM [ This matter arose ] because some false brothers had infiltrated our ranks to spy on the freedom we have in &NAME &NAME and to make us slaves . &NUM We did not give in to them for a moment , so that the truth of the gospel might remain with you . &NUM As for those who seemed to be important--whatever they were makes no difference to me ; &NAME does not judge by external appearance--those men added nothing to my message . &NUM On the contrary , they saw that I had been entrusted with the task of preaching the gospel to the Gentiles, [ &NUM ] just as &NAME had been to the Jews. [ &NUM ] &NUM For &NAME , who was at work in the ministry of &NAME as an apostle to the Jews , was also at work in my ministry as an apostle to the Gentiles . &NUM &NAME , &NAME [ &NUM ] and &NAME , those reputed to be pillars , gave me and &NAME the right hand of fellowship when they recognized the grace given to me . They agreed that we should go to the Gentiles , and they to the Jews . &NUM All they asked was that we should continue to remember the poor , the very thing I was eager to do . &NUM When &NAME came to &NAME , I opposed him to his face , because he was clearly in the wrong . &NUM Before certain men came from &NAME , he used to eat with the Gentiles . But when they arrived , he began to draw back and separate himself from the Gentiles because he was afraid of those who belonged to the circumcision group . &NUM The other Jews joined him in his hypocrisy , so that by their hypocrisy even &NAME was led astray . &NUM When I saw that they were not acting in line with the truth of the gospel , I said to &NAME in front of them all , " You are a Jew , yet you live like a &NAME and not like a Jew . How is it , then , that you force Gentiles to follow Jewish customs ? &NUM " We who are Jews by birth and not &NAME sinners " &NUM know that a man is not justified by observing the law , but by faith in &NAME &NAME . So we , too , have put our faith in &NAME &NAME that we may be justified by faith in &NAME and not by observing the law , because by observing the law no one will be justified . &NUM " If , while we seek to be justified in &NAME , it becomes evident that we ourselves are sinners , does that mean that &NAME promotes sin ? Absolutely not ! &NUM If I rebuild what I destroyed , I prove that I am a lawbreaker . &NUM For through the law I died to the law so that I might live for &NAME . &NUM I have been crucified with &NAME and &NUM no longer live , but &NAME lives in me . The life I live in the body , I live by faith in the &NAME of &NAME , who loved me and gave himself for me . &NUM I do not set aside the grace of &NAME , for if righteousness could be gained through the law , &NAME died for nothing!' [ &NUM ] &NUM [ &NUM ] Greek uncircumcised &NUM [ &NUM ] Greek circumcised ; also in verses &NUM and &NUM &NUM [ &NUM ] Greek &NAME ; also in verses &NUM and &NUM &NUM [ &NUM ] Some interpreters end the quotation after verse &NUM . SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : &NAME : Evolution and Basic Christian Doctrine ] &NAME , Your central point , that evolution is not Basic Christian Doctrine , is actually accepted although it is surprising how many people have not been led by the &NAME to the Creationist viewpoint ( as suggested ) . [ Similar to the argument regarding certain gifts of the &NAME . ] I cannot comment on the specific remarks . You may be able to do so and I am sure many others have done so . I suspect you will be wasting your time responding in any detail whatsoever . You might want to make a short response as a courtesy . From my perspective , I think there are a lot of such 'discussions " prompted by the internet and . by and large , there are not productive enough to warrant the time invested . Unless there is an incentive for real dialogue , and an openness to compromise , real progress is unlikely . All for now , Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME UK SUBJECT: Fwd : &NAME : good article I think this did n't work the first time , so here it is again ! - ---- Forwarded message from &EMAIL ----- Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) From : &EMAIL &NAME : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME : good article To : " &NAME , &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) Dear &NAME , I 'm sorry I have been so long in replying to your email ; I hope your job interview went well and that you have heard back from them by now ... Did you decide whether to take the job or not ? I very much enjoyed meeting you in &NAME in &NAME on the Lake , and thank you so much for taking &NAME , &NAME and myself to " The &NAME " - it was a lovely evening and a very enjoyable play . I can still remember the line , " &NAME is my devoted slave ! " &SMILEY ... It comes in very handy around here ... I also remember our long discussion afterwards ... To tell you the truth , I 'm still not sure I undertand some of your points - in matters of finance and economics I am ( as I 'm sure you realised ) a complete beginner ! I 'm sorry if some of my comments on capitalism sounded rather critical , I 'm afraid you may just have to forgive my ignorance about the real world ... We get spoon-fed on Marxism at &NAME ! ( And you thought Marxism was dead ... ! ) However , I did read ( most of ) an interesting paper this morning published by &NAME ( &ORG Conference on &NAME and Development ) . I think you can get hold of it online : &WEBSITE If you are interested , it is Discussion Paper no. &NUM by &NAME &NAME , published December &NUM and entitled " Free Trade or Fair Trade ? An enquiry into the causes of failure in recent trade negotiations " . I think you just type &NUM into the search box on the web site . He makes the point that , whilst trade liberalisation may be the long term international aim , it is currently beneficial for neither 'developing " nor 'developed " countries , and appears to have produced greater wage disparities both within developing and developed nations , and between the &NUM . Although the paper is not about the capitalist system in general , it seems to be the case that trade liberalisation ( and the &NAME ) is the current favourite / popular objection to international capitalism ... Anyway , enough about that ! I hope you are well and that we will meet again soon perhaps this time in &NAME ? With much love , &NAME xxx &NAME " &NAME , &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) : Greetings all : Yes indeed I quite enjoyed the trip down . The drive down was interesting enough and I did enjoy meeting you &NAME and seeing you again &NAME ( p.s. thanks for the use of the bed on the fourth of july ) . &NAME -- you ate more than a half cow ) . I survived the trip back -- it was n't bad at all . In &NAME -- the highways are absolutely horrendous and the lanes are narrow , as I 'm sure you can testify &NAME . I was falling asleep since I was running on barely any sleep for the entire week -- I was going to sleep based on &NAME time and waking up to &NAME &NAME ( where I do n't get much sleep as it is ) . I actually met up with &NAME &NAME in LA which was the night I had quite the drive in and out of LA to &NAME Beach while nearly falling asleep which was a little scary . They are probably responding more to the money-grabbing attitude of " capitalists " than to the actual far reaching effects of the system as a whole . However I do sympathise with the notion that individual capitalists are not looking for the good of the whole but are ( necessarily ) trying to protect their own interests . While it may be the best option of those currently available , are there people investigating other options where the good of the whole is fundamental rather than a by-product ? Does the end justify the means ? And does the nullification of the ends justify the evil that is being caused by the means ? The difference between " good " and " bad " is what is ultimately done with the profits and perspective . Certainly , there are some who may be propelled by pure greed , but if in doing so , they are doing good and creating value , why should others resent them ? &CHAR , among other perhaps more nefarious things , am a libertarian . I believe that there are lot of things that are " wrong " but at the same time , I believe &NAME gave us free choice . The beauty of capitalism is that the differentials are not so great in terms of what is " good " and what is " bad " . In the ideal , capitalism gives individuals opportunities to pursue their individual talents and gifts contributing to &NAME 's Kingdom and society as a whole while being able to make a living of it . Profit is merely the value that is created . And the greed that can develop only comes from a matter of perspective . The great thing about this entire system is that regardless of whether one is pure of heart or evil , the outcome is good ! Another issue potentially to discuss is the question of paper profits . &NAME - - sorry if I was a little abrupt on this point -- it 's a bit of a sore topic since I think there is a lot of education that must be done in this respect while there are many who aggressively criticize the process without understanding it . Here 's a quick and dirty guide to finance : there are &NUM basic rules to finance - the first is that a dollar today is worth more than a dollar tomorrow , and that less risk is better than more risk . A company is worth the present value of all future cash flows -- much like an annuity or a perpetuity in the &NAME . How much would you pay for a perpetuity that pays dividends forever for instance ? How much would you pay for a dollar that you know you will get for sure next year ? Given that you know for sure that you can get x% return from a bank account , you would presumably want the inverse of that -- ie amount/ ( 1+x ) and you would be indifferent to getting the amount today versus tomorrow . And that is how you arrive at a &NAME . Risk factors in by increasing or decreasing the % rate . For those who take on more risk , the more return they get . The capital markets ( stock and bond markets ) therefore attempt to determine what the present value of all future cash flows is for any given organization . Behind each stock are companies who employee people and who innovate and build . The primary market is described as being where companies first raise money in initial public offerings -- often for expansion and the secondary market is the aftermarket where this ownership trades . In terms of new technology , much of the benefits would not be possible without the capital markets -- the capital markets have a real effect even though they play a supporting role . For capitalism to work , there must be an efficient allocation of capital to where it is needed or else you have people making above average returns for below average risk -- much like the oil barons did -- without proper capital allocation you do n't get the necessary oportunities to build true competitors to keep the entire system in check . The irony is that the opposition by &NAME to trade and capitalism , if you buy the arguments below , however altruistic the means , the ends are just terrifying for all concerned -- from the goals of equality of opportunity to aiding the impoverished . This may be the ultimate bottom line -- is it better to have an end result that is good with the means being questionable ( possibly good and possibly bad ) or to have an ends that is bad with the means being questionable ( possibly good and possibly bad ) ? ( say that &NUM times fast ) &NAME &NAME Banc of &NAME Securities &NAME &NUM &NAME 57th Street &NAME &NAME , NY &NUM &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM Dear &NAME , Just thought I 'd write you a quick email to ( &CHAR ) make sure you got home okay and ( &CHAR ) to thank you once again for making the trip to &NAME and for the theatre outing which was very fun ( in a different way to something like &NAME ! ) . I know &NAME enjoyed meeting you , and &NAME will no doubt love exagerating on descriptions of you , your car , and the meal ( " ... never seen without a 3-piece suit , lights his cuban cigars with &NUM $ bills , has a car that drives itself while he emails his clients using a device that plugs directly into his brain , &NAME ate a half-cow ... " ) I read the capitalism article you sent ... a calm rebuttal of some &NAME . I agree with him that many of these agencies are criticising a system which does indeed do more for the poor than many others . They are probably responding more to the money-grabbing attitude of " capitalists " than to the actual far reaching effects of the system as a whole . However I do sympathise with the notion that individual capitalists are not looking for the good of the whole but are ( necessarily ) trying to protect their own interests . While it may be the best option of those currently available , are there people investigating other options where the good of the whole is fundamental rather than a by-product ? I do hope the trip home was easier than the one in ! Any word yet on the job you interviewed for in &NAME ? Many thanks once again , &NAME - -- " &NAME , &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) &NAME People Ideas Kowtowing to &NAME 's Enemies ; Kowtowing to &NAME 's &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NUM &NAME Inc. Governments and corporations try to appease latter-day socialists who bizarrely seek the destruction of the very system that is best for the poor . Since the end of the &NUM , free-market capitalism has been in and socialism has been out . &NAME , deregulation and open trade are now cutting-edge policies in most countries . The trend , however , is too much for the suffering socialists . They are biting back . Violent anticapitalist protests have been de rigueur lately at international summit meetings , as witness the shenanigans that bedeviled the recent European &NAME conclave in &NAME . The political backlash against capitalism is pushed by a loosely connected collection of &NUM , &NUM outfits that are euphemistically called nongovernmental organizations ( &NAME , Nov. &NUM , &NUM ) . Okay , the bulk of them say they have nothing to do with fomenting violence . But the larger point is that these &NAME are spewing out nonsensical views that would harm the poor who they claim to champion . Worse , &NAME are often underwritten by the very governments and corporations they self-righteously vilify . Some of this appeasement money comes from &NAME . The World Resources Institute , for instance , gets funds from the Interior and Agriculture departments and the Environmental Protection Agency . &NAME 's government provides almost half the funding for the International Institute for &NAME Development . Uncle &NAME kicked in $ &NUM , &NUM to this bunch through its fiscal year ended in March &NUM . Do n't go looking for detailed financial statements on most &NAME , though ; they range from skimpy to nonexistent . Then there 's the absurd roster of multinational businesses that have climbed in bed with the &NAME . To Sir &NAME &NAME , group chief executive of &NAME &NAME , " Business cannot afford to fall into the trap of seeing &NAME as automatic enemies . " Perhaps it 's no coincidence that his company has massively underperformed the &NAME Oil Composite index since oil prices shot up in &NUM . Sir &NAME 's soothing words about the &NAME recall General &NAME &NAME 's one-word definition of defensive warfare : 'Defeat . " &NAME Dutch / &ORG is another huge corporation seeking to appease the &NAME . The oil giant released a report in &NAME boosting what 's called 'sustainable development' --in other words , the kind that 's supposedly sensitive to the environment and society at large , as determined by the &NAME . The company credits &NUM &NAME , including Business for Social Responsibility , with helping draft the report . The great &NAME game is laid bare in &NAME &NAME 's most recent book , &NAME &NAME : False Notions of Corporate Social Responsibility , published by the Institute for Economic Affairs in &NAME . &NAME , former chief economist at the Organization for Economic Cooperation & Development in &NAME , documents how uncompromising the &NAME are : Most of them will be satisfied with nothing less than an outright repudiation of the capitalist system . A hallmark of the protesters " propaganda campaigns is that growth does little for the poor . According to &NAME &NAME , head of a Laguna Beach , Calif.-based &NAME called the Shared &NAME Institute , " Capitalism does not raise all boats ; it raises all yachts . " Not so . &NAME Dollar and &NAME &NAME of the &NAME &NAME have examined the growth-poverty nexus , looking at &NUM decades of data from &NUM countries , both developed and developing . They discovered that growth generated by free-market capitalism indeed helps the poor , raising their incomes as much as it raises those of the nonpoor . In fact , Dollar and &NAME found that most procapitalist policies--such as open trade and the rule of law--systematically affected all segments of the population positively and proportionately . And they found that &NUM such policies favor the poor more than the rich . One is reducing inflation . This finding confirms what survey data have always shown : The poor fear inflation much more than do the rich , who have many more resources to protect themselves from its ravages . The second policy is reduction of public spending . At first glance this is surprising , because public spending programs are often peddled as beneficial to the poor . Turns out that the rich are much better placed to feed at the public trough . The poor get crumbs . The leaders of business and government should wake up to what &NAME really are all about--and stop subsidizing them . &NAME &NAME &NAME is a professor of applied economics at The &NAME &NAME University in &NAME and chairman of the &NAME &NAME Group , Inc. in &NAME &NAME . Find past columns at &WEBSITE . IMPORTANT NOTICES : This message is intended only for the addressee . Please notify the sender by e-mail if you are not the intended recipient . If you are not the intended recipient , you may not copy , disclose , or distribute this message or its contents to any other person and any such actions may be unlawful . 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Banc of &NAME Securities &NAME ( " &NAME " ) does not accept time sensitive , action-oriented messages or transaction orders , including orders to purchase or sell securities , via e-mail . &NAME reserves the right to monitor and review the content of all messages sent to or from this e-mail address . Messages sent to or from this e-mail address may be stored on the &NAME e-mail system . SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Re : &NAME ] &NAME - hope this is of some help for now ! ! We can discuss it tonight ... Love &NAME &CHAR Dear &NAME , Sorry for the delay in responding . . ... Thanks for all you are doing to pull things together . ... I 'll be in college today with lots of classes so we could meet if that would be helpful ... maybe at &NUM in the &NAME &NAME ... if you are around otherwise we could talk by telephone sometime between &NUM and &NUM : &NUM &NAME My number is &NUM . The directions will be great and what time should I arrive ? Should I bring some food for Friday night or will there be a meal ? I like everything , but thanks for checking . Re the texts ... the story of &NAME ... I &NAME . &NUM : &NUM , or another Bible character . Our true identity in &NAME would also be great ... there are a host of verses ie. .. Romans &NUM : &NUM , Romans &NUM : &NUM Romans &NUM : &NUM , &NUM &NAME : &NUM , &NUM &NAME . 1: &NUM , &NUM &NAME . &NUM : &NUM , &NUM &NAME : &NUM , &NUM &NAME : &NUM , &NAME : &NUM , &NAME &NUM : &NUM , &NAME 1: &NUM , &NAME &NUM : &NUM , &NUM , &NAME &NUM : &NUM , &NAME &NUM : &NUM , &NUM , &NAME &NUM : &NUM , &NAME &NUM : &NUM , &NAME &NUM : &NUM &NAME 2: &NUM , &NAME &NUM : &NUM , &NAME &NUM : &NUM , &NAME &NUM : &NUM , &NUM , Col &NUM : &NUM , Col &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME 2: &NUM . . ... I am looking forward to the time . ... Every blessing and warm regards , &NAME Hi &NAME - I 'm glad I finally made contact with you ! I 'll get &NAME to send you some travel instructions and such details . Your topic sounds great - I 'm glad we were all thinking along vaguely the same lines ! Do n't worry about the &NAME 's promises stuff too much - I know you 've only got limited time ! &NAME &NAME ( one of our 3rd year &NAME &NAME Leaders ) has agreed to do a &NAME Study for Sunday morning and we wondered if you had any passages which you 'd like us to do , connected with your topic , ( &NUM would be great ) . Let us know if there 's any photocopying you 'd like us to do , and also if you have any 'special dietary requirements " ! I ca n't think of anything else right now , but we 'll keep you updated . Cheers , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Thanks for the &NUM emails . It was good to hear from you . And yes , the houseparty for this weekend , Friday the 23rd and Saturday the 24th is firmly in my diary . Thanks for the word on the sleeping bag , and I 'd be grateful for directions to &NAME , as I will be driving up independently , unless you know of a train service . Thanks for clarifying the program , and especially the &NUM sessions for Saturday . The working title I 've been preparing under is " Purveyors of &NAME &NAME " . I 'm thinking very much in terms of &NAME preparation and especially the idea of preparing for a " non-mission " . The topic includes a number of testimonies of various bible characters . &NAME on who we are in &NAME is precisely the direction I was going . It 's a real affirmation , as that 's what 's been on my heart . Thanks for the tip on &NUM &NAME , and I 'll look into that . Your second email asking about &NAME 's promises I think could be combined in some way , but I 'll have to give that some thought -- is that OK ? I 'll think about some ideas for some bible study for you for Sunday . I 'm grateful for your prayers and please know of your prayers for you . This morning at &NAME Slot we asked the folks at &NAME &NAME to be praying for you also . Thanks for the phone number , and I think it would be good to talk at some point before the weekend . Warm regards and every blessing . &NAME Hi &NAME Just wanted to check that you were still fine to come on the Houseparty next weekend . As far as I know we 're all " packed " and ready to go ( &NAME 's gone away this weekend though so I 'll have to check ! ) . We 'll be sending out an instruction sheet later in the week about where we 're meeting up and suchlike . We 're leaving about &NUM on Friday and I know you 'll be wanting to come back from &NAME on Saturday afternoon - do you know how you want to do that ? You 'll need a sleeping bag or something similar since linen is not provided ( or at least we 'd have had to pay a lot more ! ) &NAME was supposed to be writing to you with details of the weekend but I understand he has n't! So with regard to the structure : Friday night , if you 'd like to introduce yourself and maybe tell us some stories or something ! We 'll keep that evening fairly casual and informal , allow people to relax . Then Saturday morning we 'll have &NUM sessions with a coffee break in between for you to do with as you please . Then usually we try and keep the afternoon fairly free for football and possibly a " wide game " so you could either leave after lunch or stay for a little while - your choice . Does that sound okay ? Sunday morning we 'll do our best to amuse ourselves and maybe have a bible study or something - we 're going to ask someone to do that . Any suggestions for a passage to do would be appreciated , based on what you decide to speak on . On that note ... did you have any ideas about what you 'd like to speak about ? I ca n't remember if we discussed it before . I wondered about whether we could do something about who we are in &NAME , or about what it means to be a servant , any suggestions ? We 've been studying &NUM &NAME this term in our bible studies so it 's been interesting seeing what &NAME says about obeying masters and husbands and so on . I 'll talk to &NAME and get back to you if we have any thoughts about this . Do you have a phone number we could contact you on ? Our flat number is &NUM &NUM &NUM if you have any questions . I 'm sure I 've missed out something ! See you Friday - love &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : Re : various things ] &NAME , irealise this is very late ( blame &NAME , &CHAR asked her ages ago ! ) , but would you and the camera still be able to attend this rehearsal ? if not , do n't worry because there are plenty more in the pipeline ! hope you 're well , love &NAME xx rehearsal weds &NAME &NAME room ( far end of &NAME ) , tickets £ &NUM / £ &NUM ( &NAME and I took an executive decision ! ) , hope that 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : have am &NAME . so ca n't sorry . uimm , what time is rehearsal tomorrow ? will be emailing you lots , more today , sorry . love &NAME xx &NAME " wrote : ummm ... I 'm trying to find out from &NAME what we quoted to &NAME French / the loan people , as we should probably stick with that ... I think it might have been £ &NUM / £ &NUM but I 'm not sure . This is what he emailed me : &NAME &NAME , I have looked and seen you since , but now I 've forgotten . consider it done though . &NAME &NAME , eh ? If its not £ &NUM , perhaps it should be ? Times ... umm , I think its going to be quite long , so 7.30pm would probably be better . But I 'm open to negotiation . See you soon , love , &NAME PS We have a stage manager , by the name of &NAME f-w ( which stands for something longer , I expect ) . I 'm meeting him on Wednesday at 10.30am in &NAME cafe to chat staging etc-please join us if you are free . &NAME &NAME &NAME is in the chorus . So there . &NAME is good ... All the time ! &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : &NAME &NAME ] Say yes with details to be worked out . &NAME tonight if you can . &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME UK On &NAME , &NUM May &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dad , here 's &NAME 's reply - I 'll say yes , right ? HAPPY 20th " &NAME &NAME " ! Hi &NAME , Thanks for the note ! I would love to have you come and stay with me in &NAME ! Trouble is ... I 'm leaving for Yosemite , &NAME on the 17th . How 's that for irony ? Oh bother ! ! ! Would you still come if it was just for a day or &NUM ? The 15th and 16th , that is ? &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : SJ-JCR : &NAME &NAME ] how about it kids ? Would be fun if we could all go ... and it 's free ! lf &NAME &CHAR Hello &NUM and all ! Term is , once again , drawing to a close and in true &NAME &NAME 's style we will end it with a lovely formal . &NAME Dinner will take place on &NAME 13TH MARCH . I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up . It is fourth year priority ( then &NUM , &NUM , &NUM ) so I doubt there will be any first year places ( sorry ! ) . We will have a bop afterwards , to which all are welcome . The cost is NOTHING ! &NAME ! THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL &NAME UP ON SUNDAY 3RD MARCH AT &NUM : 30PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON &NAME 7TH MARCH AT &NUM : &NAME . PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED . Much love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : SJ-JCR : &NAME &NAME ] yep , sounds good to me . Will someone who 's not going to &NAME on Sunday evening please sign us all up ? &NAME chucky-eggs , &NAME &NAME wrote : how about it kids ? Would be fun if we could all go ... and it 's free ! lf &NAME &CHAR Hello &NUM and all ! Term is , once again , drawing to a close and in true &NAME &NAME 's style we will end it with a lovely formal . &NAME Dinner will take place on &NAME 13TH MARCH . I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up . It is fourth year priority ( then &NUM , &NUM , &NUM ) so I doubt there will be any first year places ( sorry ! ) . We will have a bop afterwards , to which all are welcome . The cost is NOTHING ! &NAME ! THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL &NAME UP ON SUNDAY 3RD MARCH AT &NUM : 30PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON &NAME 7TH MARCH AT &NUM : &NAME . PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED . Much love &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : SJ-JCR : &NAME &NAME ] I will go if we all decide to go , and that 's saying something . &NAME wrote : how about it kids ? Would be fun if we could all go ... and it 's free ! lf &NAME &CHAR Hello &NUM and all ! Term is , once again , drawing to a close and in true &NAME &NAME 's style we will end it with a lovely formal . &NAME Dinner will take place on &NAME 13TH MARCH . I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up . It is fourth year priority ( then &NUM , &NUM , &NUM ) so I doubt there will be any first year places ( sorry ! ) . We will have a bop afterwards , to which all are welcome . The cost is NOTHING ! &NAME ! THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL &NAME UP ON SUNDAY 3RD MARCH AT &NUM : 30PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON &NAME 7TH MARCH AT &NUM : &NAME . PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED . Much love &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : &NAME Wars ] this should interest you &NUM interesting guys ... What 's your &NAME Wars Name ? It appears that &NAME uses a formula to create all those stupid names you see in the &NAME Wars trilogy and &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME , etc. ) . Well ... I have gotten hold of the formula ! To see what your &NAME Wars name is , follow the steps below : Your &NAME Wars First Name &NUM . Take the first &NUM letters of your last name . &NUM . Add to that the first &NUM letters of your first name . Your &NAME Wars Last Name &NUM . Take the first &NUM letters of your mother 's maiden name . &NUM . Add to that the first &NUM letters of the name of the town or city you were born in. There you go ! There 's your &NAME Wars Name . Write your &NAME Wars Name below so everyone can laugh at your name along with you ! Once you have added your name , send it to all of your friends , including the person who sent it to you ! Also , what does your spell &NAME think of your new name ? BE SURE TO CUT AND PASTE ONTO A NEW MESSAGE BEFORE ADDING YOUR NAME TO KEEP IT CLEAN ! &NAME can become so messy . Also send a copy to the one who sent you ! Your Cosmic Friends ... &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME bigman ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM newla hobla ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) &NUM &NAME &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) SUBJECT: Re : [ Fwd : &NAME 's &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME ] If you think the equipment is what you will use , it seems a good opportunity . ( &NAME require one extra tour this summer ! ! ! ! ! ) SUBJECT: Re : Fwd : Things That Never Happen in &NAME &NAME do n't remember seeing this before , but I have a lamentable memory , so you could well be right ! am not &CHAR sure when my sister is letting me out , but she is supposed to be letting me know ... will text / ring you . we are seeing &NAME &NUM other time , but I am seeing &NAME at some point too and it would be great to see you together . work is dyull but have interviews ... love &NAME xx From : &NAME &CHAR &NAME To : &NAME &NAME Subject : Re : Fwd : Things That Never Happen in &NAME &NAME &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) Hi &NAME , The plan is that I shall be in &NAME this weekend , and I would love to see you . How about Saturday Sunday or friday night . Should we invite &NAME and &NAME as well ? I actually have n't checked with my parents what they are doing this weekend , but I 'm assuming that since they do n't expect me to be home , they wo n't have planned anything that is important for me to be at ! Looking forward to seeing you , and I think you forwarded the same attachment to me in second year . Still , it was very funny ! Thanks ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: [ Fwd : &NUM - &NAME wa di krap ! ] A message from &NAME Pang for those of you who know him ... ( sorry this is late- he sent it about a week ago ) ( &EMAIL ) Greetings to you all , Here comes another prayer letter from me to update you about my &NAME trip with &NAME &NAME and &NAME Street Church of &NAME . Brothers and Sisters I want to thank you for continuing to pray for the trip and for myself . I want also to extend my welcome to some friends I have included in this email list . I hope that you would n't mind your inclusion ( &NAME if you were n't expecting this email or if I have been bad at keeping in touch ) . Hope you be blessed as you pray for His Kingdom and His people . Some practicalities : I will be leaving for &NAME on &NUM November , for the first week , I will be visiting and staying with a &NAME &NAME long-term mission family in &NAME , they have been serving the &NAME for some years now . On &NUM November I will rejoin some of my team as we spend sometime in &NAME being trained and getting to know &NAME . Until &NUM December , then we will travel overnight to &NAME &NAME a city called , &NAME &NAME &NAME . We will be doing some school visits , helping out in an English camp and some sort of market evangelism . We will be back in &NAME on &NUM December for a day of debrief . &NAME members : Roger , &NAME and &NAME &NAME ( &NAME , &NAME ) , &NAME &NAME , &NAME ( at the respectable age of &NUM ! ) , &NAME ( &NAME ) , &NAME &NAME and &NAME ( &NAME ) , &NAME and myself . Please pray for each one of us - as you can see , we are a culturally diverse team , by no means a mono-Australian team . A few weeks back , when we had a retreat for the trip , we really made use of the opportunity to get to know each other better . As we understood where each of us was coming from , what sort of personalities we all have it is my utmost prayer that we may work as a team in good and bad times so that &NAME 's glory may be fulfilled . Please remember each of our health , as we have been warned about our adaptability to the spicy &NAME cuisine ! We all need a prepared heart for the trip , for the-whatever-degree-of spiritual warfare that we are going to be involved in. As we all have different backgrounds as a Christian , and lots of other things , work , preaching , exams , assignments running up to the departure date , I pray that we may all be equipped spiritually as we go into His mission field . Thirdly , may I also ask you to pray for us and especially &NAME &NAME as he draws up a set of ideas , dramas and songs for our visits and ministry with the teenagers . Prayers for sensitivity , appropriateness of the messages are most needed , as we are all foreigners going into their culture , we may offend people in unintentional ways . We will have almost a week in &NAME before we start our tasks in &NAME &NAME , so it would be good if we could use the time wisely to improve our &NAME and activity plan . Do not forget to pray for the &NAME people . Bearing in mind that in &NAME 's eyes , we are all His creation , and He does n't want anyone to be fallen . Please pray that &NAME will show mercy to them , to the individuals , even though they have turned away from the &NAME for centuries . The &NAME need your prayers that their hearts may be softened and quiet down so that they can hear His soft voice of calling . Remember how privileged we are , and yet there are so many lives waiting to be saved . This week , I saw &NUM friends off &NAME whom I wo n't see for a few months . It 's amazing how &NAME has provided me with such spiritual Brothers and others since I arrived here barely &NUM months ago . There are plenty of friends , experiences I want to give thanks for . But I want to encourage us all to think of the possibility of extending our friendship to non-Christians it 's a mandate not an option . They are precious in &NAME 's eyes . In our respective mission fields - workplace , school and family , we can all make a difference by extending our hospitality , etc. to them . Please pray for us all in the team that we may all learn a great lesson of caring for the mission field , i.e. remembering our non-Christian contacts that we will be establishing in &NAME . It is often true that we give up praying for our non-Christian targets after sometime , may we have the patience to see &NAME 's fruits yielded . Do believe in the power of prayers . There are hundreds of minute details that we need to take care of before we go off . Please pray for a smooth preparation , especially for &NAME and &NAME who are the team leaders . Brothers and Sisters , thank you for reading my prayer email once again , I hope this email finds you well . Do you know how much your prayers are valued in &NAME 's work ? &NAME , especially the prayer forces from all corners of the world ! I would try to make a photograph of the team available to you in the next week . And surely I will be emailing you all on the road once I find time . Lastly , if you have anything that can encourage me , please use this space too . Thank you all for committing yourself in the &NAME 's work . May &NAME bless you this week wherever you are , take care of all your needs , and take away all your anxieties . With Love in &NAME , &NAME @ &NAME " The man who goes alone can start today ; but he who travels with another must wait until the other is ready . " - &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM / &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME Place , &NAME &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM ( &NAME with answering machine ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM ( Mobile ) Hear from you soon ! pppp eeee &CHAR eeee rr rrrr pp &CHAR ee ee &CHAR ee ee &CHAR &CHAR pp &CHAR eeeeeeee ttttt eeeeeeee rr pppp ee &CHAR ee &CHAR pp ee &CHAR &CHAR ee &CHAR &CHAR pp eeeee ttt eeeee &CHAR &NAME ? Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: [ Fwd : try the link instead ... ] guys , &CHAR quite like this . ... you might have seen it before , but the little men are rather amusign . &NAME x &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Fwd : &NAME Peace Center Hi &NAME , thought you might appreciate this onethat someone sent me - it 's a good idea . &NAME A week has gone by . Maybe starting to envision an alternative future can help us think about something other than war . Here is a seed . I hope it takes root in your own imagination . Mir . Peace . &NAME . &NAME . &NAME . &NAME Out of ashes and rubble rises a Memorial : In a parklike setting , &NUM large shallow pools of water , square and offset from each other like the footprints of the &NUM towers that once stood here . Each is bordered by a &NUM foot wide strip of " rockgarden " made from rubble left of the &NAME Trade Center . There are low , wide bridges across , so you can reach the water . Between the pools stands a simple sanctuary , built of stone and steel . The slanted ceiling is pierced with long skylights which allow light to enter from above . &CHAR huge , many-armed , spiral-galaxy shaped mandala is set in the floor below . It is made of irregular shaped glass tiles , and each tile bears the portrait and name of one who perished on September &NUM , &NUM . Invisible spotlights under the floor slowly wander and illuminate the faces on the transparent tiles , like dappled sunlight in a forest . Visitors walk between the spiral arms on slightly sunken paths ( as if walking a labyrinth ) while contemplating the faces , watching the highlights come and go . You can reach down and touch the faces ... All the paths come together in the center of this mandala . There stands an altarstone with an eternal flame . On the stone surface , curving away from the flame are &NUM carved spirals . One is formed by the words WE ARE ONE repeated in English , Japanese , &NAME , Russian , French , Farsi , ... and every other language spoken by those who are being memorialized . The other line is formed by the words MOTHER FATHER SISTER BROTHER also in every language . &NUM wall of the sanctuary bears an inscription : " On September &NUM , &NUM , men blinded by religious fanaticism murdered thousands here . Out of this horror were born great acts of courage and nobility , and a new sense of unity . This shrine honors those who died , and those who sacrificed of themselves to help the survivors . Peace to All. " Water , like flowing tears , washes over the inscription , lending its sound . There are a few stone benches , but no other furnishings or decorations other than the light and the shadows . The park is planted with shade trees . Towards the river is a long , low and wide wall . It is also inscribed with names . People leave flowers and offerings here , and can then stand and contemplate the sky and the river and the Statue of Liberty . The border of the park towards &NAME Street and the rest of &NAME is formed by series of gradually rising , terraced buildings . These white buildings stand out against the old , jagged skyline behind them . They house only International organizations dedicated to promoting peaceful cooperation in healthcare , agriculture and education . If something in you resonates with this vision , please share it with your friends ! [ Non-text portions of this message have been removed ] " Work like you do n't need money, * * * &EMAIL * ) ( ) love like you 've never been hurt, * * my &NAME website : and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * &WEBSITE / " love your enemy , it 'll ruin his reputation " &NAME tutu " Work like you do n't need money, * * * &EMAIL * ) ( ) love like you 've never been hurt, * * my &NAME website : and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * &WEBSITE / " love your enemy , it 'll ruin his reputation " &NAME tutu SUBJECT: Re : &NAME : Dear &NAME , Good point about the e-mail I kinda had regrets about sending it but I waswondering how many people would actually read it and reply you 're the only one so far . Next weekend , which &NUM 25-27th ? If so I 'm away all weekend until Sunday afternoon ! ! ! ! ! We have a houseparty , give me a ring though on &NUM 9330123# &NAME bless &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( Fwd ) Message in your outbox at home as requested . I will send &NAME &NUM Monday . Dad &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Contact Details ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : Institute of Public Health ( &NUM ) &NUM University &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME 2SR new e-mail &EMAIL &NUM &NAME Road &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME April 9th , &NUM Dear Sir / Madam , My name is &NAME &NAME , and I am currently in my 3rd and final year of an undergraduate geology degree at the University of &NAME . I hope to continue my studies in geology over the coming years . I would like to specialise in three-dimensional digital mapping of geological structures . This field is undergoing rapid development , as advances in the computer industry make it more feasible and informative . &NAME University has accepted my application to continue my study in this area at the PhD level . They propose a three-year doctorate during which I would develop a cm scale , digital three-dimensional emplacement model of the Whin Sill . However , due to cutbacks at the British Geological Survey , the funds which until recently would have paid for this study are no longer available . Although the project specifies the examination of the Whin Sill , an alternative land-based geological feature would serve just as well for the development of these mapping techniques . The cost of this research is approximately £ &NUM , &NUM per annum . Under the advice of one of my potential supervisors , Dr. &NAME &NAME , I am seeking sponsorship for this postgraduate degree . As a mining company with a vested interest in the development of the geological sciences , in particular , exploration techniques , I felt it appropriate to approach you about sponsorship for this project . It is my hope that you will consider helping me to fund this study , either in part or in full . I attach a short synopsis of the proposed PhD , prepared by &NAME &NAME , &NAME and &NAME of the University of &NAME and an approximate breakdown of costs . I also attach my resume . Thank you for considering this application and I eagerly await your reply . Yours truly , &NAME &NAME &NAME - ----A short synopsis of the proposed PhD project.----- THE INTRUSION ARCHITECTURE OF THE WHIN SILL COMPLEX : DIGITAL ACQUISITION AND MODELLING Digital mapping technologies provide the potential to automatically capture , visualize and model the &NUM geometry of structures such as basins , intrusions , and fault zones . New methodologies that best combine &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME data management systems and visualisation software are now urgently required . In conjunction with the &NAME ( &NAME &NAME &NAME ) and &NAME ( System for Integrated geospatial Mapping ) projects at &NAME , the aim of this project will be to develop methodologies of collecting spatially constrained geological information in the field and producing &NUM models from the data . This provides the opportunity to test a range of new technologies on a specific geological problem , including data collection , data processing , &NUM geological model construction and data management . The student will use &NAME , &NAME and &NAME &NAME location methods to map intrusions of the Whin sill complex , to cm-scale accuracy , collating spatial co-ordinates on a palm-top computer whilst traversing along or across the exposed igneous bodies . The data will be incorporated onto a digital &NUM topographic map and aerial photograph database using industry standard &NAME for data management in a &NAME format . Structural attributes observed at individual localities will be collected and stored in digital format , including contact type and orientation data , linkage features displayed , intrusion-rock type and country rock structural and contact metamorphic features . Detailed digital outcrop maps will capture the detailed &NUM relationships and will be supplemented by digital photographs on which mm-scale features can be digitised with all data ( topographic , remotely sensed images and structural measurements ) . The student will then use &NAME software for &NUM visualization of the &NAME data layers to provide a basis for creating a model of the intrusion network . Additional constraints on the &NUM architecture from geophysical datasets will be incorporated as appropriate . Factors determining the final emplacement of high-level dykes , sills and laccoliths are complex , and depend upon a range of physical parameters including magma driving pressure , the local ( and regional ) stress field , and the physical properties ( viscosity and density ) of the intruding magma . Despite their wide occurrence and structural importance in basin architecture , their &NUM geometry is not well understood . The development of a digital model will allow the reconstruction of the emplacement history through time as well as an assessment of the effects of intrusion of a major sill complex on basin evolution and architecture . The student will be part of the &NUM modelling group at &NAME . This includes the &NAME Research Group ( &NAME &NAME and &NAME ) , a well-established group of &NAME and post-doctoral researchers studying the geological and rheological aspects of faults and shear zones , and the magmatic modelling group ( Dr. &NAME ) , concerned with the influence of igneous rocks on sedimentary basins . They will receive training in state of the art digital mapping and data management techniques together with field-based mapping . This training will be relevant to a broad range of future careers in the Earth Sciences . Related ongoing &NAME projects include : &NUM ) &NAME LINK project on quantifying fault zone evolution and basement reactivation ; &NUM ) &NAME - an &NAME 5th framework initiative on sub-basalt imaging . &NUM ) Modelling of sill and laccolith intrusions . &NUM ) Inversion study of &NAME basin . Supervisors : Dr &NAME &NAME , Dr &NAME &NAME , Dr &NAME &NAME , - ----An approximate breakdown of the costs for this PhD project----- COSTS PER ANNUM &NAME &NAME : £ &NUM Maintenance Costs : £ &NUM Equipment and Fieldwork Costs : £ &NUM - ----The resume of &NAME &NAME &NAME RESUME TIMOTHY STEPHEN FAREWELL PERSONAL INFORMATION AND CONTACT DETAILS Date of &NAME : 30th April , &NUM Place of &NAME : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME Address : &NUM &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME &NAME 2AP &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM E-mail : &EMAIL EDUCATION &NUM - &NUM &NAME Road Sixth Form College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME and Design Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME &NAME Supplementary Level ( &CHAR ) &NUM - &NUM &NAME University , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME ( in progress ) EMPLOYMENT &NUM - &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Hospital , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME 's Punting Company , &NAME River Chauffeur and &NAME &NAME EXTRACURRICULAR POSITIONS AND ACTIVITIES &NUM - &NUM &NAME Road Sixth Form College , &NAME &NAME and Committee Member , &NAME Staff - &NAME Committee Leader , Christian Union Various theatrical and choral performances , including ; &NAME On The Roof , and &NAME 's &NAME &NUM - &NUM &NAME &NAME 's College and Earth Sciences Dept , &NAME University President , &NAME &NAME 's College &NAME &NAME Leader , &NAME 's &NAME Worship &NAME and Committee Member , Departmental Staff - &NAME Committee &NAME , &NAME University &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 's College &NAME Club Member , &NAME &NAME 's College Men 's &NAME &NAME INTERESTS If I am keen to do something , I am dedicated and give it a large amount of effort . I am a person who is not satisfied to simply engage in &NUM activity . I enjoy working with new technology and making new discoveries while suggesting original ways of solving problems - hence my academic scientific slant . I am creative . I enjoy painting portraits , engaging in woodwork , and playing the guitar . I am currently in the process of finishing my first historical novel . SUBJECT: &NAME : [ sj-cu ] Prayer Request Thanks for the email &NAME . I am praying in faith , as are my church . Do let me know if you have any further news , hope you 're having a peaceful , fun Christmas , Yours in Him &NAME &NAME Hi everyone - just a quick prayer request ... For those of you who know &NAME &NAME , he 's been in hospital near &NAME with a collapsed lung for about a week . His lung keeps inflating and deflating again , and so the hole in his lung ca n't heal . As a result of this , he ca n't go home . Obviously , please pray for him to be healed and well soon . But spending Christmas in hospital is never a good thing and so we 'd like to pray for him to be healed and out very soon indeed ! &NAME &NAME reminded me that : " it would be amazing , and quite miraculous , almost so much that I am scared to pray for it , but &NAME is BIG ! Very VERY BIG ! BIG TIME BIG ! So he can answer prayers . " &NAME guys , &NAME you are having a great holiday and staying well &NAME bless - love &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME : Year Off &NAME , so you know what actually happened ... &NAME &NAME &NAME , Hope you had a good &NAME and are looking forward to your final exams . Sorry for not explaining the situation before , but my Dad suffered an unexpected brain haemorrhage a week before the end of last term , and after &NUM operations ( the first to clip the artery , he was supposed to have been back at work in &NUM months but it went a bit wrong , and the second to remove part of his skull to relieve the pressure a bit ) we were told he would be gone in a day , then a week , then for an indefinite amount of time in a coma . Then there was some movement in his right hand , and now the situation is very unclear . He is still in a coma but there is a possible chance of some sort of recovery , although we do n't know what , and it may mean that he has to live out the rest of his life requiring total care in a nursing home , although he is only &NUM , and was perfectly healthy beforehand . Anyway , the doctors are very surprised that he has survived at all , since they believed he was brain dead for a while , and some people are reckoning that it is a miracle . ( We were told a few weeks ago that the chances of him waking up were a billion to &NUM , and now it seems it may be on the cards , he opened his right eye and waved last Friday ) . Whether he will recognise us or remember anything when or indeed if he does come round we do n't know , his left hand side appears to have shot it , and we were told that the part of his brain which controls consciousness had died , but now they do n't know . Sorry to load this on you , but you did ask . I will probably come up to &NAME after the exams for a few days , depending on the circumstances , and again at the end of term . &NAME to see you then , &NAME . &EMAIL &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME - my first instinct was not to do anything straight away but then I forced myself to get get a move on and send it ( being &NUM days before christmas ! ) - ironic really ! I do n't understand the whole cu list thing really - &NAME 's idea was a good one . I hope &NAME does n't mind - it was quite a tricky one to write but I just paraphrased yours - hope you do n't mind either ! ! I wrote &NAME an email too . Happy Christmas too ! Love &NAME &CHAR Oh well , I think what &NAME wrote was just fine . Thanks &NAME . &NAME , &NAME Christmas to you both . Love ya ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Too late ! ! &NAME &NAME , I guess you are wise , as ususal . I 'll ask &NAME before I send anything out . &NAME If you do n't think &NAME will mind an e-mail about his health going out then write &NUM and e-mail it to &EMAIL and then &NAME can approve it - but it will come from you - it 'll look better that way ... &NAME Hi guys , I do n't know if you 've heard , but &NAME is in hospital near &NAME with a collapsed lung , and has been for some time now . Probably about a week . His lung keeps inflating ( which is good ) but then deflating again ( bad ) , and so the hole in his lung ca n't heal . As a result of this , he ca n't go home . I think spending Christmas in the hospital would be awful , so can I ask you to pray that he would be healed ? Healed and out before Christmas ? I think that would be amazing , and quite miraculous , almost so much that I am scared to pray for it , but &NAME is BIG ! Very VERY BIG ! BIG TIME BIG ! So he can answer prayers . I do n't know if you can e-mail the people in the CU from home , but if you can , can you pass on my remarks to them , and get them to pray form him too ? Thanks &CHAR . much . Finally , if you want to send him a message , the way I do it is sending an e-mail to &EMAIL and his brother &NAME will take it to &NAME in the Hospital . I know he is lonely as anything , bored out of his mind and really wants to get home , so if you guys would send him an e-mail , I know he would love it . But please pray for him most of all , though do send him an e-mail too if you like . Loads of love , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME If you do n't think &NAME will mind an e-mail about his health going out then write &NUM and e-mail it to &EMAIL and then &NAME can approve it - but it will come from you - it 'll look better that way ... &NAME Hi guys , I do n't know if you 've heard , but &NAME is in hospital near &NAME with a collapsed lung , and has been for some time now . Probably about a week . His lung keeps inflating ( which is good ) but then deflating again ( bad ) , and so the hole in his lung ca n't heal . As a result of this , he ca n't go home . I think spending Christmas in the hospital would be awful , so can I ask you to pray that he would be healed ? Healed and out before Christmas ? I think that would be amazing , and quite miraculous , almost so much that I am scared to pray for it , but &NAME is BIG ! Very VERY BIG ! BIG TIME BIG ! So he can answer prayers . I do n't know if you can e-mail the people in the CU from home , but if you can , can you pass on my remarks to them , and get them to pray form him too ? Thanks &CHAR . much . Finally , if you want to send him a message , the way I do it is sending an e-mail to &EMAIL and his brother &NAME will take it to &NAME in the Hospital . I know he is lonely as anything , bored out of his mind and really wants to get home , so if you guys would send him an e-mail , I know he would love it . But please pray for him most of all , though do send him an e-mail too if you like . Loads of love , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME ! &NAME was pleased that everyone is praying for him . I got a call from &NAME today telling me that he is now in &NAME , waiting for keyhole surgery . Here 's what &NAME got his brother to type for him ... Now I shall update you on my situation . Tuesday 11th December : My right lung collapses - &NUM ; I have a " pneumothorax " Thursday 13th December : I walk all over &NAME for &NUM hours with &NAME , oblivious of the cause of my slight pain . Friday 14th December : I go to the doctor and end up here . To cut a long story short I am now sitting in hospital with a tube in my side which is connected to a suction pump trying to suck out air from the cavity my lung should be filling in the hope that my lung will re-expand . So far this does not seem to have worked and therefore I am now scheduled to go to &NAME for keyhole surgery . They will put a metal clip on the hole in my lung and then inflate it . So I am sitting waiting to find out when &NAME can take me . My doctor here phoned them this afternoon and is waiting for a reply . I hope it 's very soon as I just want to get this over and done with . However , it depends when they have spare beds in &NAME . It looks as if it will take a miracle to be out by Christmas , but my family are going to postpone the celebrations this year until I 'm home again ! &NAME , thanks for emailing everyone and for praying about all this . It 's very comforting to know how many people are praying and miracles do happen . Say hi to &NAME , &NAME etc. So there you have it . It looks very unlikely that he 'll be out by tomorrow , but still , he seems more upbeat ! Lots of love , and a very merry Christmas to you ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME This is a message from &NAME . ( Did you get an email inviting you to join a message board communitiy thingy ? ? ? It was from me ... ) Dear all , Many a tale of this illustrious noticeboard I have heard and I thought it was about time I made a contribution . Firstly , Happy Christmas . I am , as you may know , in hospital with a collapsed lung ( or " pneumothorax " if you want to be technical-sounding ) . I have been here &NUM days and am very bored . However , I would have been feeling much worse without the many text-messages , emails , voicemails ( ahem - &NAME ! ) and phonecalls etcetera which you have sent me . Thank you all very much ! Thank you also for keeping praying for me and my recovery , I was transferred to &NAME yesterday as the treatment in the Borders was not working . I am dur to have key-hole surgery at 9am on Thursday morning . Anyway , I look forward to seeing you all as soon as I can adn thanks to &NAME for typing this ! Love and Prayers , &NAME Hi &NAME ! I meant to ask you when you called , how are things going on for you at home ? I remember that you were a little bit anxious about it , and so I hope that it is going ok . I 'm really glad that your dissertation is going ok . Looking forward to seeing you at New Year ! Lots of love from &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME is in Hospital with a collapsed lung Hi &NAME Thanks for letting me know . Of course I will pray - and I 'll try and get an email to him , though I am not sure if he 'll have a clue who I am ! ! ! &SMILEY horrible thing to happen , especially over Christmas . Let me know how he gets on & whether he is able to come home . I 'll pass the request on to a few people I know will keep him in their prayers . How are you ? I hope things are good with you . I meant to send you a Christmas card but I am afraid I have not been at all organised this year , so I have sent very few - ca n't even find everyone 's addresses . &NAME ... My bit of good news - I have been accepted to do a &NAME course in &NAME , starting in January ... so that 's really cool , now all I need to do is pass it and then find a job ! But it 's a good start . Anyway , I hope you have a wonderful Christmas ... Take care & &NAME bless , lots of love &NAME xxx " Work like you do n't need money, * * * &EMAIL * ) ( ) love like you 've never been hurt, * * my &NAME website : and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * &WEBSITE / " love your enemy , it 'll ruin his reputation " &NAME tutu SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in Hospital &NAME ! &NAME &NAME ! ! So that 's where he 's been ! I 've been wondering why he 's not been up to his usual trick of filling my inbox with emails . Wonder how that happened . How do you get a collapsed lung ? I 'll go and ask my Mam . Anyway , &NAME , thanks for letting us all know . Hope you are enjoying yourself being back home - relaxing hard ? I 've been going &NAME staring BONKERS today in trying to fill in job application forms . Oh man ! ! And tomorrow , its back to the nasty &CHAR thing . Pants . Never mind . Things could be worse - I could have a collapsed lung . &NAME ... no thanks . &NAME , need to go to bed . Bye for now , &NAME &SMILEY Dear All , I talked to &NAME today and you 'll be upset to hear that he is in hospital with a collapsed right lung . It is n't life threatening by anymeans , and &NAME has been told not to exert himself ... like he would . &NAME hopes to be out by wednesday . He usually ca n't recieve phone calls , as the phones are banned from the hospital , but feel free to text him or leave a message if youlike . I just thought I 'd let you know . . ... hope you are all well , love from &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in Hospital &NAME ! &NAME &NAME ! ! So that 's where he 's been ! I 've been wondering why he 's not been up to his usual trick of filling my inbox with emails . Wonder how that happened . How do you get a collapsed lung ? I 'll go and ask my Mam . Anyway , &NAME , thanks for letting us all know . Hope you are enjoying yourself being back home - relaxing hard ? I 've been going &NAME staring BONKERS today in trying to fill in job application forms . Oh man ! ! And tomorrow , its back to the nasty &CHAR thing . Pants . Never mind . Things could be worse - I could have a collapsed lung . &NAME ... no thanks . &NAME , need to go to bed . Bye for now , &NAME &SMILEY Dear All , I talked to &NAME today and you 'll be upset to hear that he is in hospital with a collapsed right lung . It is n't life threatening by anymeans , and &NAME has been told not to exert himself ... like he would . &NAME hopes to be out by wednesday . He usually ca n't recieve phone calls , as the phones are banned from the hospital , but feel free to text him or leave a message if youlike . I just thought I 'd let you know . . ... hope you are all well , love from &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in Hospital Thanks &NAME . How are things in the land of &NAME ? I 've had a really nasty cold over the last few days , but now I 'm beginning to get over it . I 'm living at my parent 's house , and I 've just written a database for a hi-fi company in &NAME - big money ! ! ! ! ! C ya , &CHAR Dear All , I talked to &NAME today and you 'll be upset to hear that he is in hospital with a collapsed right lung . It is n't life threatening by anymeans , and &NAME has been told not to exert himself ... like he would . &NAME hopes to be out by wednesday . He usually ca n't recieve phone calls , as the phones are banned from the hospital , but feel free to text him or leave a message if youlike . I just thought I 'd let you know . . ... hope you are all well , love from &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME 's Birthday &NAME , Friends of &NAME , and &NAME . &NAME will soon be reaching the illustrious age of &NUM ( on the 26th of November , for those of you reaching for your diaries ) , and it has been suggested that we celebrate this by going out for a meal . Realistically but unfortunately , the only evening possible that is even vaguely near &NAME 's actual birthday , is the Monday itself . This is a problem for all die-hard &NAME fans , and those on the Ballroom &NAME &NAME . However , if we go to &NAME 's for &NAME &NAME ( it 's just a name , &NAME , I 'm not promising any drastic mood enlightenments ) , we could book for &NUM 30ish which would leave plenty of time for those wanting to get back for &NAME . The rest of us ( or possibly just me and &NAME , if people do n't want to miss the &NAME I double act ) could then go on to elsewhere ( to be decided later ) . If everyone could let me know asap , as I can then either book the meal or have a mad think about another date , that would be great . If I have n't heard from you by next Tuesday , I 'll assume you 're not coming . Unlike most other birthday invitations , this one will not be containing the usual " if I 've forgotton anyone , please forward this email to them " . &NAME does n't really like many people ( &NAME 's only invited on sufferance ) . Thanks for reading this , for hopefully replying and for being special enough people for &NAME to want to invite you ! Love , &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME 's present OK guys , I will look for a lava lamp tomorrow - happy ? &NAME Kilt is not a good idea , though it would be funny . LAva lamp could be good - &NAME would like that , and would use it more than a pen-knife . I mean , he is n't a pen-knife kind of boy . ... Unless someone has strong objections . ... Go for the Lava lamp . &NAME can you buy it please ? Thanks ! &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) I think the Labyrinth game would be good BUT as &NAME and &NAME have already bought him a wooden game it might be a bit much ... maybe not though ? &CHAR couple of other ideas : A lava lamp . A swiss-army tool / pen-knife thingy . A kilt &SMILEY I could get something tomorrow if that suits you &NUM - how much do you want to pay ? &NAME Hi &NAME and &NAME , Re gavies present ... The labyrinth game ? What do you think about that ? Or some nice glasses or mugs ? Once we decide can either one of you buy the item as I am kindof in the middle of nowhere . See you on Friday , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME 's present I think the Labyrinth game would be good BUT as &NAME and &NAME have already bought him a wooden game it might be a bit much ... maybe not though ? &CHAR couple of other ideas : A lava lamp . A swiss-army tool / pen-knife thingy . A kilt &SMILEY I could get something tomorrow if that suits you &NUM - how much do you want to pay ? &NAME Hi &NAME and &NAME , Re gavies present ... The labyrinth game ? What do you think about that ? Or some nice glasses or mugs ? Once we decide can either one of you buy the item as I am kindof in the middle of nowhere . See you on Friday , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: g'day there How 's it going ? I 'm finally a student again ! I jsut did my last race last weekend , the 50km national championships in &NAME &NAME . I was 15th , and I 'm really happy with that result . It was a really tough course , &NUM loops of &NUM km and an &NUM km loop at the end ( so I guess taht these were technically the national 52km chamionships , but whatever ) , and the &NUM km loop had a stretch from 6-12km that was totally uphill ... soem of the other racers and I thinkt aht that hill goes loneger than that , somehing more like 6-15km , becasue we were climbign for a REALLY long time . It was a lot of fun and I 'm looking forward to being better faster stronger for the coming seasons . So now I 'm back in &NAME and tryign to get school uynder control . &NAME I have a few courses wfere I kind of know what " is going on , and a stats course that I have n't the faintest idea about , but I 've got about a month before finals , so I 'll be good . I get to go home in about a month -- I 'm prtetty pumped aobut that because I have n't really been there in almost a year , and I have n't seen a coupel of my best friends in a really long time . That 's one of the only downers abvotu beign a full-time skier ... I jsut do n't have time to go hoem foten enough becasue of my trainign adn racing schedule . But it 's worht it all in the end . Well , I 'd better get going on some school work . I am going to go to the library and see how long I last on an empty stomach after doign a weights workout in the gym . Do I know how to party or waht ? ! &NAME ... I hoept aht all is well with you Take care , &NAME &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Well ... you do look crazy ! But , yes , especially the " &NAME again " picture - you do look like your brother ! Must dash , CU committee meeting . ( How many mmmm 's tttt 's and eeee 's in that word I wonder ? ) &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME Reference : JH91 Type : Contract Position : &NAME &NAME Skills : &NAME Data Analysis skills required in disciplines such as Demographic and Socio-economic Analysis , i.e. people , places , profiles , crime , hot spots etc. as well as 93what if94 scenarios and accessibility issues . &NAME includes encouraging the use and provision of &NAME data for analysis purposes . Presentation skills to a broad range of people and ability to win over key personnel . &NAME and &NAME skills are mandatory . &NAME : &NAME &NAME : &NUM months + Start : &NAME &NUM &NAME : £ 312-£ &NAME &NAME Agency : &NAME &NAME Group Contact : &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME Data Capture Assistants Required - &NAME Solutions Position : &NAME Data Capture Assistants &NAME : &NAME &NAME : up to £ &NUM / hr - dependent on skills and relevant experience &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM months Start &NAME : &NAME A requirement has arisen for several data capture assistants to assist in the process of turning paper maps and related data into digital form for use in the system . With this data &NAME allows the creation of models of the environment and of the cumulative impacts on the environment , it facilitates map analyses that would otherwise be too cumbersome to attempt and allows planning at a high level based on site specific criteria . It is envisaged that there may be the opportunity to undertake this work from home after an initial period . Any previous experience of data capture or &NAME would be an advantage . &CHAR clean driving licence is necessary as there may be the need to work in remote parts of the county . Training will be provided as required . &NAME elements of the role are : - Attention to detail using a methodical approach &NAME The ability to work as part of a team and also as an individual To ensure the integrity and completeness of each data layer To ensure the latest &NAME Survey datasets are utilised at all times Please send your &NAME if you have the relevant skills or are perhaps seeking a new position ( contract / permanent ) within the &NAME market sector , as we have a number of &NAME positions at the moment or in the pipeline . Contact : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME Email : &EMAIL &NAME : &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: &NAME Data Capture - &NAME JH95 Type : Contract Position : &NAME Data Capture with &NAME Skills : My client has a &NAME Data Capture role , requiring previous experience with working on boundary data . Close attention to detail and quality of work is &CHAR must as is experience with &NAME , basic &NAME for queries and an ability to work as part of a team with a focus on delivery . &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM months Start : &NAME ( &NAME &NUM ) &NAME : £ &NUM - £ &NUM hr Agency : &NAME &NAME Group Contact : &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME Data Manager - &NAME Council for &NAME The following vacancy has been advertised in the &NAME press w/e &NUM &NAME &NUM &NAME Data Manager Starting salary : up to £ &NUM , &NUM per annum Location : &NAME Working as part of the Geographic Information Unit ( &NAME ) , you will manage and maintain &NAME corporate &NAME datasets including commercial , partner and &NAME generated data , and make these available in all CCW27s offices and externally . Ideally you will have a degree level qualification or equivalent experience in &NAME / computer science or related technical / scientific discipline . You will need a minimum of &NUM years27 professional IT experience plus &NUM years27 experience of using and managing data , this should include at least &NUM months experience in a &NAME environment . &NAME experience , negotiation skills and a knowledge of quality assurance procedures are essential . Effective communication skills are also essential for this post , and the ability to speak Welsh is desirable . Appointees wishing to learn or improve their Welsh will receive full support from &NAME . Candidates with fewer qualifications and / or less experience may be considered as trainees for this post at a starting salary of £ &NUM , &NUM per annum . This is a permanent , pensionable full-time post . For further details about this vacancy , please contact &NAME Kedge on &NUM &NUM . Please obtain your application form from the &NAME &NAME , &NAME Council for &NAME , &NAME &CHAR &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NAME . &NUM &NUM &NUM Please quote reference : &NAME . Closing date : &NUM &NAME &NUM Interviews will be held on &NUM March &NUM &NAME Description &NAME &NAME : &NAME Data Manager &NAME : &NAME &CHAR &NAME No : &NAME &NAME : &NAME BACKGROUND The Countryside Council for &NAME is the statutory adviser to government on sustaining natural beauty , wildlife and the opportunity for outdoor enjoyment throughout &NAME and its inshore waters . With English &NAME and Scottish Natural &NAME , &NAME delivers its statutory responsibilities for &NAME &NAME as a whole , and internationally , through the Joint &NAME Conservation Committee . PURPOSE The Geographic Information Unit ( &NAME ) provides &NAME solutions and mapping support to a wide range of &NAME staff and functions . The Unit is responsible for the collection , management , analysis and provision of CCW27s corporate and external datasets . These include national and internationally designated site boundaries , &NAME Survey data and the aerial photography data archive . The post holder will be expected to work with other team members , &NAME Group staff and users to develop sound data management practice within &NAME . The post will be based at CCW27s headquarters in &NAME . This is an important post in a busy section . DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES &NUM Managing &NAME corporate &NAME datasets including commercial , partner , and &NAME generated data &NUM Maintaining corporate &NAME datasets and distributing these across CCW27s network to local office servers &NUM Arranging , negotiating and managing &NAME internal and external data licences &NUM &NAME and implementing a data policy for &NAME &NAME corporate and local datasets &NUM &NAME and implementing Quality Assurance procedures and standards for &NAME corporate and local datasets &NUM &NAME and maintaining a Data Catalogue , metadata and documentation for &NAME &NAME corporate datasets &NUM Developing improved data distribution processes for internal and external customers &NUM Managing &NAME &NAME Survey data holdings . Acting as main point of contact for &NAME Survey data products . Attending &NAME Survey &NAME working group and technical sub-groups . &NUM Working with &NAME &NAME and Areas to develop local &NAME datasets &NUM &NAME with &NAME , EN , &NAME and DoENI on inter-agency data issues &NUM Providing support , advice and guidance on &NAME data related issues to &NAME staff &NUM Helping implement &NAME information management strategy . SELECTION CRITERIA / COMPETENCIES To be considered for this post you will nee &CHAR to demonstrate on your application form the following qualifications , skills and experience:- &NAME : &NUM A degree , higher educational qualification , or equivalent experience in &NAME , &NAME Science or a related technical or scientific discipline . &NUM A minimum of &NUM years professional IT experience . &NUM At least &NUM year27s experience of using and managing data including &NUM months in a &NAME environment &NUM &NAME experience &NUM Knowledge of &NAME data models &NUM Knowledge of &NAME Survey data products &NUM Experience of data validation and quality assurance procedures including knowledge of &NAME standards . &NUM Knowledge of legal issues affecting holding and using data . &NUM A full &NAME car driving licence . &NUM Good interpersonal skills &NUM Good negotiating skills Desirable : &NUM Experience of &NAME &NAME &NUM Formal training or certification in administering or developing databases e.g. &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NUM Experience of &NAME and web development . &NUM Familiarity with Novell NetWare client . &NUM An understanding of systems analysis and design . &NUM Familiarity with project planning techniques . If selected , you will be expected to demonstrate at interview your : &NUM Interpersonal skills . &NUM Experience of working in a team environment &NUM Analytical and problem solving skills . &NUM Initiative , enthusiasm and flexibility . &NUM Technical competency . &NAME CATEGORY The ability to speak Welsh is not essential for this post . However appointees learning or wishing to learn Welsh will receive full support from &NAME . SALARY The starting salary will be up to £ &NUM , &NUM per annum depending on range of skills and length of experience . Candidates with fewer qualifications and / or less experience may be considered as trainees for this post at a starting salary of £ &NUM , &NUM per annum . The Countryside Council for &NAME offers a non-contributory pension scheme . The Countryside Council for &NAME operates a flexible working system . Annual leave allowance is &NUM days with pay per annum , plus &NUM days paid public and privilege holidays . After &NUM years service , annual leave entitlement rises to &NUM days . STATUS This is a permanent , pensionable full-time appointment . &NAME offers a non-contributory pension scheme . APPLICATIONS AND CLOSING DATE Please return your completed application form and full &NAME to &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME Council for &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME by &NUM &NAME &NUM Interviews will be held on &NUM March &NUM Please state clearly on the application form the title / &CHAR of the post / &CHAR that you are applying for . If this is not stated your application form will not be considered . If you have not heard from us within &NUM weeks of the closing date , please assume that you have not been successful on this occasion . Thank you for the interest you have shown in this position . THE COUNTRYSIDE COUNCIL FOR &NAME IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES EMPLOYER AND OPERATES A NO SMOKING POLICY SUBJECT: &NAME Data Manager Department of Epidemiology , Veterinary Laboratories Agency ( &NAME ) , &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME . Notice of forthcoming position for &NAME Data Manager Background We will shortly be advertising for a &NAME data manager to provide database support for a research team investigating the epidemiology and control of a number of animal diseases in &NAME &NAME . The immediate research project involves assisting in the management and manipulation of a number of geo-referenced databases relevant to understanding why cattle are contracting tuberculosis . This is a recently established position with considerable potential for initiative and career development within the field of scientific applications of &NAME . Main duties Manage , manipulate and maintain a number of large geo-referenced databases . Produce high quality graphical and mapped output . Collaborate closely with other &NAME data managers , IT specialists and veterinary epidemiologists . Qualifications and experience The job is most suitable for a graduate with postgraduate training in &NAME . I good working knowledge of ArcView or &NAME ( or their equivalents ) is required . Experience with Access and &NAME programming ( Avenue or &NAME &NAME ) would be advantageous . &NAME working is an essential part of the job , as is a high standard of documentation . Terms and conditions The position is a 2-year fixed term contract , within the civil service . The salary range for the post is between £ &NUM , &NUM to £ &NUM , &NUM . Candidates wishing to apply should forward their &NAME by e-mail to Dr &NAME &NAME : &EMAIL &NUM March &NUM SUBJECT: &NAME Data Production Assistant We urgently require a Data Production Assistant to work for our client in &NAME , &NAME who specialise in &NAME solutions and are the &NAME leading supplier of digital mapping , property and environmental risk information . Your responsibilities will be : &NAME To undertake quality assurance upon any geo-coded data received from external parties to ensure consistency , accuracy and compliance to internal specification . B7 To manipulate and geo-code text based data sets to the specified format prior to loading into the internal Information system . B7 Successfully manipulate data in the required time-scales and to the specified quality and format . B7 Deal with customer queries relating to order entry errors including inaccurate position data and incorrectly despatched items . B7 Adherence to turnaround target times . You are required to be computer literate , have &NAME experience coupled with database and data mapping skills . Desirable skills are : &NAME , Geo-coded Data , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , Data Modelling , &NAME &NAME , &NAME , Statistical Methods Position : Data Production Assistant Start &NAME : &NAME &NAME : &NAME , &NAME &NAME : £ 3Market rate Contact Details &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME t: &NUM &NUM &NUM f: &NUM &NUM &NUM e: &EMAIL w: &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Data Technician &NUM positions are currently available as part of the expansion of the &NAME Department in &NAME &NAME . The department undertakes a variety of &NAME projects for a range of clients in the &NAME as well as overseas . Continuous development of &NAME collection tools is seen paramount to the success of the department . The candidate 's principal duties will involve all aspects of &NAME data collection , manipulation and presentation . Use of &NAME packages ArcView ( &NUM & &SMILEY or &NAME will be required along with all other office computing skills . You will be working in a close team assisting other &NAME and &NAME staff with all aspects of project related work . After &NUM months experience within &NAME , consideration will be given to secondment to our major clients in the southeast of &NAME so it is essential that the candidate be based here . The candidate must be a good team member & self motivated . They should be able to deal with the public on a daily basis , be physically fit and hold a current driving licence . The candidate should have a geographic background and preferably a degree in a related subject . If you feel that you have the right qualifications and experience for this position , please e-mail your &NAME to &EMAIL or write to : &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 5th Floor &NAME Bridge House &NAME 's &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME 8PP SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME JH94 Contract Position : &NAME Web Development with &NAME , and ArcIMS and &NAME &NAME &NAME Skills : &NAME web development skills utilising the full &NAME range of products including &NAME / Map Objects , ArcIMS and &NAME plus &NAME and &NAME skills required for a new project utilising real time data . Candidates with current security clearance to &NAME level will be most suitable for this role . &NAME : &NAME &NAME : &NUM months extendable Start : &NAME &NUM &NAME : £ &NUM to £ &NUM per day Contact : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Group Telephone : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME ( &NAME / &NAME ) I am currently seeking both &NAME and &NAME developers for one of my clients . PERMANENT POSITION - &NAME &NAME application development ( desktop and intranet ) &NAME &NAME , &NAME Office ( particularly Access and &NAME ) &NAME ( connecting to and use as a developer ) , including &NAME Spatial functions . Web application development using : &NAME - both servlets and applets , &NAME , &NAME and Web / &NAME server management / setup etc &NAME &NAME skills ( setup , maintenance and support ) &NAME / &NAME / &NAME BASED : &NAME Counties SALARY : Up to £ &NUM , &NUM plus exceptional Benefits START : March " &NUM CONTRACT POSITION - &NAME Developer with ArcObjects , exp of &NAME , &NAME Data , ArcIMS and &NAME &NAME . Should be very experienced on the server side of things with strong coding &NAME to &NUM Months contract BASED : &NAME &NAME SALARY : Market Rates START : March " &NUM &NAME &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NAME Geospatial Division Open &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM Mob : &NUM &NUM Email : &EMAIL Web : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Development Worker : Healthcare in &NAME £ &NUM , &NUM pa &NUM hours per week &NUM month contract &NAME &NAME for Health and Care Ref No : &NAME / &NUM &NAME Primary Care Trust has an established &NAME . The &NAME wishes to extend the scope and use of the &NAME , to strengthen links with other local &NAME users , and to make the information more widely available to primary care clinicians via a web-based application . We are looking for an experienced &NAME professional who has the vision to develop our system and to demonstrate its potential to our local partners . You will build on the innovative and highly regarded work of the &NAME Health Action Zone and the &NAME and &NAME Substance Misuse Management Project . This is an opportunity to develop the strategic use of &NAME within the local health economy . In addition to familiarity with all the relevant software , the successful applicant will be : &NAME &NAME and innovative &NAME Self-reliant , able to take the initiative &NAME &NAME at communicating both with fellow professionals and lay people &NAME &NAME to deliver results &NAME &NAME at influencing and networking B7 I good team worker &NAME Committed to personal and team development For an informal discussion , please contact &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME and Performance Manager on &NUM &NUM &NUM . For an application pack , please contact the Recruitment Bureau , &NAME House , &NAME &NAME Hospital , &NAME Street , &NAME &NAME &NAME or call our &NUM hour recruitment line ( answerphone service ) on &NUM &NUM &NUM . Alternatively fax your request on &NUM &NUM &NUM or e-mail to &EMAIL clearly stating your name , address and the title and reference number of the post you are applying for . The closing date for applications is &NUM January &NUM . We will only consider candidates with right of residence and employment in the &NAME . SUBJECT: &NAME Development Worker : Healthcare in &NAME £ &NUM , &NUM pa &NUM hours per week &NUM month contract &NAME &NAME for Health and Care Ref No : &NAME / &NUM &NAME &NAME Care Trust has an established &NAME . The &NAME wishes to extend the scope and use of the &NAME , to strengthen links with other local &NAME users , and to make the information more widely available to primary care clinicians via a web-based application . We are looking for an experienced &NAME professional who has the vision to develop our system and to demonstrate its potential to our local partners . You will build on the innovative and highly regarded work of the &NAME Health Action Zone and the &NAME and &NAME Substance Misuse Management Project . This is an opportunity to develop the strategic use of &NAME within the local health economy . In addition to familiarity with all the relevant software , the successful applicant will be : &NAME &NAME and innovative &NAME Self-reliant , able to take the initiative &NAME &NAME at communicating both with fellow professionals and lay people &NAME &NAME to deliver results &NAME &NAME at influencing and networking B7 I good team worker B7 Committed to personal and team development For an informal discussion , please contact &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME and Performance Manager on &NUM &NUM &NUM . For an application pack , please contact the Recruitment Bureau , &NAME House , &NAME &NAME Hospital , &NAME Street , &NAME &NAME &NAME or call our &NUM hour recruitment line ( answerphone service ) on &NUM &NUM &NUM . Alternatively fax your request on &NUM &NUM &NUM or e-mail to &EMAIL clearly stating your name , address and the title and reference number of the post you are applying for . The closing date for applications is &NUM January &NUM . We will only consider candidates with right of residence and employment in the &NAME . SUBJECT: &NAME job at &NAME &NAME &NAME HAMPSHIRE COUNTY COUNCIL ENVIRONMENT DEPARTMENT &NAME TITLE : Map Services Technician LOCATION : &NAME SALARY : Up to £ &NUM , &NUM As a member of a small team , you will use the corporate Geographical Information System ( &NAME ) , based on &NAME &NAME &NAME software , to design map &CHAR and distribute digital map data to meet the requirements of customers throughout the County Council and beyond . You will be involved in data capture ( digitising ) projects as these arise . You will also operate digital plan printing / scanning equipment as well as keeping records and routine administration . Educated to &NAME level ( or equivalent ) , including English and at least &NUM other subject , you should have a positive and courteous approach when assisting customers , and demonstrate a flexible approach to team working . It is essential that you have some experience of working with a range of maps and that you are confident in the use of some office IT systems including &NAME &NAME or equivalent . Experience of working with digital mapping systems is desirable but training can be provided if required . It is essential that you have the ability to operate the plan printing equipment , which involves the lifting of large rolls of paper . Salary will be according to experience and qualifications . For an application form , please contact Personnel , &NAME Department , &NAME County Council , The &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME : &NUM &NUM . ( answer phone ) , e-mail &EMAIL quoting ref. CP / &NUM . Text phone users only should call free on &NUM &NUM &NUM . For informal discussion and information please contact &NAME &NAME ( Map Services Manager ) on &NUM or &CHAR Mail &EMAIL Closing date : 28th &NAME &NUM SUBJECT: &NAME / &NAME &NAME , South East Hi , I have an immediate requirement to work for my client , a local authority , on a &NUM month contract which could then lead to a permanent position . You will have a strong background with &NAME ( Local Land & Property Gazetteer ) and &NAME products ( &NAME , &NAME , etc ) . You must also have experience in the use of a &NAME application ( preferably developed by CAPS Solutions ) as well as having worked in a local authority environment ( working knowledge of BS7666 ) . If interested , please forward me your &NAME or call me on &NUM &NUM &NUM . There are also other positions available if this is n't along the right lines . &NAME regards , &NAME . &NAME &NAME Space IT &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . &EMAIL &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM ( direct ) &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Masters ... &NAME Thanks for the update - great to be free to do these things ! No problems - I will deal with the papers on receipt . Regards &NAME At &NUM : &NUM AM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Hi &NAME and &NAME , I hope you have had great summers . I 've been galavanting around &NAME &NAME &NAME with my brother and have had a great time . Now though I have returned to the joys of application forms and the like . Following on from the PhD falling through , I am now concidering doing a Masters in &NAME at either &NAME University or &NAME . I hope you do n't mind , but I 've taken the liberty of putting your names down as referees for the &NAME course at least . I hope this is ok , and sorry for the presumption . Perhaps it would n't be too hard to tweak the one you did for &NAME ? I 'll be sending you the forms that &NAME gave me for the references . As I say , I hope that is alright . All the best , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Dr &NAME &CHAR &NAME Department of Geological Sciences ( &NAME ) University of &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : &NUM ; &NAME : &NUM Also at &NAME Technology &NAME University of &NAME Science Park Mountjoy Research &NAME , &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ; &NAME : &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Masters ... &NAME and &NAME I am off to &NAME tomorrow early , but will try to get a note to &NAME today ( I just picked up the letter from &NAME this am - Saturday ) &NAME luck with the start , &NAME &NAME At &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , I will be very pleased to act as a referee for you . I have received the referees forms you posted for &NAME . &NAME , I have put one of these in your department pigeon hole . &NAME , I did not act sooner on this as I only returned to the department yesterday from fieldwork in &NAME . Good luck with the applications . All the best , Col. At &NUM : &NUM AM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME and &NAME , I hope you have had great summers . I 've been galavanting around &NAME &NAME &NAME with my brother and have had a great time . Now though I have returned to the joys of application forms and the like . Following on from the PhD falling through , I am now concidering doing a Masters in &NAME at either &NAME University or &NAME . I hope you do n't mind , but I 've taken the liberty of putting your names down as referees for the &NAME course at least . I hope this is ok , and sorry for the presumption . Perhaps it would n't be too hard to tweak the one you did for &NAME ? I 'll be sending you the forms that &NAME gave me for the references . As I say , I hope that is alright . All the best , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &EMAIL Dr &NAME &CHAR &NAME Department of Geological Sciences ( &NAME ) University of &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : &NUM ; &NAME : &NUM Also at &NAME Technology &NAME University of &NAME Science Park Mountjoy Research &NAME , &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ; &NAME : &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Masters ... Hi &NAME , Sent &NAME letter on Saturday . &NAME time in &NAME - hot and sticky but cool volcanoes . Col. At &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Hi &NAME , Thanks very much . I hope you had a good time in &NAME . And now you are returning to another term , with another batch of new freshers . Good luck ! &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Masters ... Hi &NAME , I will be very pleased to act as a referee for you . I have received the referees forms you posted for &NAME . &NAME , I have put one of these in your department pigeon hole . &NAME , I did not act sooner on this as I only returned to the department yesterday from fieldwork in &NAME . Good luck with the applications . All the best , Col. At &NUM : &NUM AM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME and &NAME , I hope you have had great summers . I 've been galavanting around &NAME &NAME &NAME with my brother and have had a great time . Now though I have returned to the joys of application forms and the like . Following on from the PhD falling through , I am now concidering doing a Masters in &NAME at either &NAME University or &NAME . I hope you do n't mind , but I 've taken the liberty of putting your names down as referees for the &NAME course at least . I hope this is ok , and sorry for the presumption . Perhaps it would n't be too hard to tweak the one you did for &NAME ? I 'll be sending you the forms that &NAME gave me for the references . As I say , I hope that is alright . All the best , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME Officer - &NAME Contract Opportunity &NAME : JH98A My client is looking for a &NAME Officer with experience of &NAME plus &NAME databases preferably Access or &NAME &NAME &NAME . 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Please come at some point in the pm to take take photos . It 's in the &NAME Room but if its nice I 'd like the photos taken outside . Thanks , &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : good article Dear &NAME , I 'm sorry I have been so long in replying to your email ; I hope your job interview went well and that you have heard back from them by now ... Did you decide whether to take the job or not ? I very much enjoyed meeting you in &NAME in &NAME on the Lake , and thank you so much for taking &NAME , &NAME and myself to " The &NAME " - it was a lovely evening and a very enjoyable play . I can still remember the line , " &NAME is my devoted slave ! " &SMILEY ... It comes in very handy around here ... I also remember our long discussion afterwards ... To tell you the truth , I 'm still not sure I undertand some of your points - in matters of finance and economics I am ( as I 'm sure you realised ) a complete beginner ! I 'm sorry if some of my comments on capitalism sounded rather critical , I 'm afraid you may just have to forgive my ignorance about the real world ... We get spoon-fed on Marxism at &NAME ! ( And you thought Marxism was dead ... ! ) However , I did read ( most of ) an interesting paper this morning published by &NAME ( &ORG Conference on Trade and Development ) . I think you can get hold of it online : &WEBSITE If you are interested , it is Discussion Paper no. &NUM by &NAME &NAME , published December &NUM and entitled " Free Trade or Fair Trade ? An enquiry into the causes of failure in recent trade negotiations " . I think you just type &NUM into the search box on the web site . He makes the point that , whilst trade liberalisation may be the long term international aim , it is currently beneficial for neither 'developing " nor 'developed " countries , and appears to have produced greater wage disparities both within developing and developed nations , and between the &NUM . Although the paper is not about the capitalist system in general , it seems to be the case that trade liberalisation ( and the &NAME ) is the current favourite / popular objection to international capitalism ... Anyway , enough about that ! I hope you are well and that we will meet again soon - perhaps this time in &NAME ? With much love , &NAME xxx &NAME " &NAME , &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) : Greetings all : Yes indeed I quite enjoyed the trip down . The drive down was interesting enough and I did enjoy meeting you &NAME and seeing you again &NAME ( p.s. thanks for the use of the bed on the fourth of july ) . &NAME -- you ate more than a half cow ) . I survived the trip back -- it was n't bad at all . In &NAME -- the highways are absolutely horrendous and the lanes are narrow , as I 'm sure you can testify &NAME . I was falling asleep since I was running on barely any sleep for the entire week -- I was going to sleep based on &NAME time and waking up to &NAME &NAME ( where I do n't get much sleep as it is ) . I actually met up with &NAME &NAME in LA which was the night I had quite the drive in and out of LA to &NAME Beach while nearly falling asleep which was a little scary . They are probably responding more to the money-grabbing attitude of " capitalists " than to the actual far reaching effects of the system as a whole . However I do sympathise with the notion that individual capitalists are not looking for the good of the whole but are ( necessarily ) trying to protect their own interests . While it may be the best option of those currently available , are there people investigating other options where the good of the whole is fundamental rather than a by-product ? Does the end justify the means ? And does the nullification of the ends justify the evil that is being caused by the means ? The difference between " good " and " bad " is what is ultimately done with the profits and perspective . Certainly , there are some who may be propelled by pure greed , but if in doing so , they are doing good and creating value , why should others resent them ? &CHAR , among other perhaps more nefarious things , am a libertarian . I believe that there are lot of things that are " wrong " but at the same time , I believe &NAME gave us free choice . The beauty of capitalism is that the differentials are not so great in terms of what is " good " and what is " bad " . In the ideal , capitalism gives individuals opportunities to pursue their individual talents and gifts contributing to &NAME 's Kingdom and society as a whole while being able to make a living of it . Profit is merely the value that is created . And the greed that can develop only comes from a matter of perspective . The great thing about this entire system is that regardless of whether one is pure of heart or evil , the outcome is good ! Another issue potentially to discuss is the question of paper profits . &NAME - - sorry if I was a little abrupt on this point -- it 's a bit of a sore topic since I think there is a lot of education that must be done in this respect while there are many who aggressively criticize the process without understanding it . Here 's a quick and dirty guide to finance : there are &NUM basic rules to finance - the first is that a dollar today is worth more than a dollar tomorrow , and that less risk is better than more risk . A company is worth the present value of all future cash flows -- much like an annuity or a perpetuity in the &NAME . How much would you pay for a perpetuity that pays dividends forever for instance ? How much would you pay for a dollar that you know you will get for sure next year ? Given that you know for sure that you can get x% return from a bank account , you would presumably want the inverse of that -- ie amount/ ( 1+x ) and you would be indifferent to getting the amount today versus tomorrow . And that is how you arrive at a &NAME . Risk factors in by increasing or decreasing the % rate . For those who take on more risk , the more return they get . The capital markets ( stock and bond markets ) therefore attempt to determine what the present value of all future cash flows is for any given organization . Behind each stock are companies who employee people and who innovate and build . The primary market is described as being where companies first raise money in initial public offerings -- often for expansion and the secondary market is the aftermarket where this ownership trades . In terms of new technology , much of the benefits would not be possible without the capital markets -- the capital markets have a real effect even though they play a supporting role . For capitalism to work , there must be an efficient allocation of capital to where it is needed or else you have people making above average returns for below average risk -- much like the oil barons did -- without proper capital allocation you do n't get the necessary oportunities to build true competitors to keep the entire system in check . The irony is that the opposition by &NAME to trade and capitalism , if you buy the arguments below , however altruistic the means , the ends are just terrifying for all concerned -- from the goals of equality of opportunity to aiding the impoverished . This may be the ultimate bottom line -- is it better to have an end result that is good with the means being questionable ( possibly good and possibly bad ) or to have an ends that is bad with the means being questionable ( possibly good and possibly bad ) ? ( say that &NUM times fast ) &NAME &NAME Banc of &NAME Securities &NAME &NUM &NAME 57th Street &NAME &NAME , NY &NUM &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM Dear &NAME , Just thought I 'd write you a quick email to ( &CHAR ) make sure you got home okay and ( &CHAR ) to thank you once again for making the trip to &NAME and for the theatre outing which was very fun ( in a different way to something like &NAME ! ) . I know &NAME enjoyed meeting you , and &NAME will no doubt love exagerating on descriptions of you , your car , and the meal ( " ... never seen without a 3-piece suit , lights his cuban cigars with &NUM $ bills , has a car that drives itself while he emails his clients using a device that plugs directly into his brain , &NAME ate a half-cow ... " ) I read the capitalism article you sent ... a calm rebuttal of some &NAME . I agree with him that many of these agencies are criticising a system which does indeed do more for the poor than many others . They are probably responding more to the money-grabbing attitude of " capitalists " than to the actual far reaching effects of the system as a whole . However I do sympathise with the notion that individual capitalists are not looking for the good of the whole but are ( necessarily ) trying to protect their own interests . While it may be the best option of those currently available , are there people investigating other options where the good of the whole is fundamental rather than a by-product ? I do hope the trip home was easier than the one in ! Any word yet on the job you interviewed for in &NAME ? Many thanks once again , &NAME - -- " &NAME , &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) &NAME People Ideas Kowtowing to &NAME 's Enemies ; Kowtowing to &NAME 's &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NUM &NAME Inc. Governments and corporations try to appease latter-day socialists who bizarrely seek the destruction of the very system that is best for the poor . Since the end of the &NUM , free-market capitalism has been in and socialism has been out . &NAME , deregulation and open trade are now cutting-edge policies in most countries . The trend , however , is too much for the suffering socialists . They are biting back . Violent anticapitalist protests have been de rigueur lately at international summit meetings , as witness the shenanigans that bedeviled the recent European &NAME conclave in &NAME . The political backlash against capitalism is pushed by a loosely connected collection of &NUM , &NUM outfits that are euphemistically called nongovernmental organizations ( &NAME , Nov. &NUM , &NUM ) . Okay , the bulk of them say they have nothing to do with fomenting violence . But the larger point is that these &NAME are spewing out nonsensical views that would harm the poor who they claim to champion . Worse , &NAME are often underwritten by the very governments and corporations they self-righteously vilify . Some of this appeasement money comes from &NAME . The World Resources Institute , for instance , gets funds from the Interior and Agriculture departments and the Environmental Protection Agency . &NAME 's government provides almost half the funding for the International Institute for &NAME Development . Uncle &NAME kicked in $ &NUM , &NUM to this bunch through its fiscal year ended in March &NUM . Do n't go looking for detailed financial statements on most &NAME , though ; they range from skimpy to nonexistent . Then there 's the absurd roster of multinational businesses that have climbed in bed with the &NAME . To Sir &NAME &NAME , group chief executive of &NAME &NAME , " Business cannot afford to fall into the trap of seeing &NAME as automatic enemies . " Perhaps it 's no coincidence that his company has massively underperformed the &NAME Oil Composite index since oil prices shot up in &NUM . Sir &NAME 's soothing words about the &NAME recall General &NAME &NAME 's one-word definition of defensive warfare : 'Defeat . " &NAME Dutch / &ORG is another huge corporation seeking to appease the &NAME . The oil giant released a report in &NAME boosting what 's called 'sustainable development' --in other words , the kind that 's supposedly sensitive to the environment and society at large , as determined by the &NAME . The company credits &NUM &NAME , including Business for Social Responsibility , with helping draft the report . The great &NAME game is laid bare in &NAME &NAME 's most recent book , &NAME &NAME : False Notions of Corporate Social Responsibility , published by the Institute for Economic Affairs in &NAME . &NAME , former chief economist at the Organization for Economic Cooperation & Development in &NAME , documents how uncompromising the &NAME are : Most of them will be satisfied with nothing less than an outright repudiation of the capitalist system . A hallmark of the protesters " propaganda campaigns is that growth does little for the poor . According to &NAME &NAME , head of a Laguna Beach , Calif.-based &NAME called the Shared &NAME Institute , " Capitalism does not raise all boats ; it raises all yachts . " Not so . &NAME Dollar and &NAME &NAME of the &NAME &NAME have examined the growth-poverty nexus , looking at &NUM decades of data from &NUM countries , both developed and developing . They discovered that growth generated by free-market capitalism indeed helps the poor , raising their incomes as much as it raises those of the nonpoor . In fact , Dollar and &NAME found that most procapitalist policies--such as open trade and the rule of law--systematically affected all segments of the population positively and proportionately . And they found that &NUM such policies favor the poor more than the rich . One is reducing inflation . This finding confirms what survey data have always shown : The poor fear inflation much more than do the rich , who have many more resources to protect themselves from its ravages . The second policy is reduction of public spending . At first glance this is surprising , because public spending programs are often peddled as beneficial to the poor . Turns out that the rich are much better placed to feed at the public trough . The poor get crumbs . The leaders of business and government should wake up to what &NAME really are all about--and stop subsidizing them . &NAME &NAME &NAME is a professor of applied economics at The &NAME &NAME University in &NAME and chairman of the &NAME &NAME Group , Inc. in &NAME &NAME . Find past columns at &WEBSITE . IMPORTANT NOTICES : This message is intended only for the addressee . Please notify the sender by e-mail if you are not the intended recipient . If you are not the intended recipient , you may not copy , disclose , or distribute this message or its contents to any other person and any such actions may be unlawful . 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Banc of &NAME Securities &NAME ( " &NAME " ) does not accept time sensitive , action-oriented messages or transaction orders , including orders to purchase or sell securities , via e-mail . &NAME reserves the right to monitor and review the content of all messages sent to or from this e-mail address . Messages sent to or from this e-mail address may be stored on the &NAME e-mail system . SUBJECT: Re : good article &NAME &NAME / &NAME / &NAME : I have recently travelled to &NAME and &NAME . It was a lot of good fun . It was also very educational . It has strengthened my beliefs in economics and capitalism . I travelled with Compassion &NAME ( they do child sponsorship among other projects ) . We saw AIDS awareness , polytechnical / educational programs and microcredit programs . We saw one of the worst slums in &NAME ( &NAME Valley in &NAME which incidentally has an official adult population infection rate of &NUM and informal estimate of as high as &NUM ) and went to the most AIDS prevalent counties ( near &NAME - nearly &NUM infection rate ) . We also had the opportunity to sneak in a couple days of safari . I 'll give you more details in a mass mailing later ) . Anyway , I thought you might be interested : &WEBSITE Incidentally I would take a harsher capitalist line on environmental debate given that we are not running out of natural resources but &NAME ... &SMILEY Enjoy ! &NAME &NAME Banc of &NAME Securities &NAME &NUM &NAME 57th Street &NAME &NAME , NY &NUM &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM Think Again : The &NAME &NAME Lost your job ? Your cultural identity ? Your democratic rights ? Your clean air and water ? Blame globalization-everyone else does . From &NAME to &NAME and &NAME , D.C. , to &NAME , protesters of all stripes and creeds have turned globalization into a shorthand for many of the world 's ills . But judging by the widespread misconceptions about the true consequences of the integration of markets , politics , and cultures , a smaller world is not necessarily a smarter one . By &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME " &NAME Means the &NAME of Giant Companies " Nonsense . If you listen to antiglobalists , we live in a world of 'Disneyfication " and " &NAME " in which giant companies simultaneously trample over their smaller commercial rivals and turn national governments into helpless lackeys . They are wrong on both counts . The proportion of output from big companies has declined , not increased . &NAME radically shifts the balance of advantage from incumbents to challengers . Incumbents could once protect themselves behind lofty barriers such as the high cost of capital , the difficulty of acquiring new technology , or the importance of close relationships with national governments . &NAME reduces the importance of all these things . &NAME barriers make capital easier to raise , technology easier to buy , markets easier to reach , and ties with national governments ever less important . You no longer have to be a multinational to have the reach of one . By all rights , &NAME Inc. ought to be the undisputed ruler of the wireless world . The company was the first to mass-produce car phones . It also sits in the heart of the world 's biggest market for them . But it has been humbled by &NAME Corp. , a relatively small company from &NAME that only a decade ago was more interested in bathroom tissue than mobile phones . &NAME 's only weapons were better phones and better management . Against these , &NAME size proved a puny defense-which helps explain why giants such as &NAME Corp. and General &NAME Corp. ( GM ) now look so vulnerable . The idea that companies are now more important than governments is equally misleading . Far from getting smaller , governments in most Western countries remain colossal , consuming more than &NUM percent of &NAME &NAME 's gross domestic product ( &NAME ) , for example . They continue to expand their influence over corporate behavior through regulatory policy . &NAME &NAME rapidly discovered that a rather obscure &NAME Department antitrust lawyer , &NAME &NAME , was a much more fearsome opponent than any mere company . &NAME &NAME , the face of American Big Business , met his &NAME in &NAME when the similarly anonymous bureaucrats of the &ORG blocked what would have been the biggest merger in history , that between &ORG and &NAME . As for the oft-quoted 'statistics " about so many companies being bigger than countries-the idea that gm is as big as Denmark-these compare sales figures with &NAME . Since &NAME measures value added , the correct corporate comparison is profits . As &NAME Wolf of the &NAME &NAME has pointed out , gm then slides from being as large as the 23rd biggest country to the 55th , about the same size as a basket case like &NAME . " &NAME Is Destroying the Environment " Not really . This myth provides a prime example of a conceit that underlies a great deal of antiglobal thinking . Take one self-evident truth that all sensible people can agree upon-business of all sorts tends to despoil the environment . Then repeat that observation in highly emotive language , ignoring all other mitigating factors . Then heap all the blame on global companies , global regulators , and indeed globalization itself , when the bulk of the damage is done by local governments , local companies , and even local voters . And , whatever happens , keep running away from the really hard question : How much is greenery worth ? I good starting point is that almost all business that produces a physical product tends to be dirty . Until relatively recently , businesspeople were reluctant to admit this reality . That not only made them look shifty , it also meant that they never made arguments about the choices involved . For instance , during the furor in &NUM over the offshore disposal of its &NAME &NAME oil rig , &ORG failed to argue with any force that &NAME 's demand that the rig be disposed of on land was by no means the greener solution . Nowadays , business , particularly multinational business , is better behaved . Businesspeople have not become softer . They have simply wised up to &NUM things . The first is that dirty factories lose them consumers . The second is that environmental regulations are not prohibitively expensive , particularly for multinationals . &CHAR &NUM study by the &NAME Environmental Protection Agency , for instance , found that even the most polluting industries do n't have to spend more than &NUM percent of their revenues on being good environmental citizens . Go to a ghastly eyesore in the &NAME &NAME , such as Cubat' &CHAR , the capital of &NAME 's chemical business ( once dubbed the most polluted city on earth ) , and you find that multinational companies tend to be cleaner than their Brazilian counterparts-and keener to abide by international standards . What about the idea that trade , by increasing business activity generally , harms the environment ? This is certainly true in the short term . If open borders increase the market for a chemical factory in &NAME , the factory will create more chemicals . But as countries grow richer , they also tend to clean up their act : An elaborate index of environmental sustainability in &NUM countries prepared for the &NAME Economic Forum this year showed a strong correlation between a country 's greenness and wealth ( though , to be fair , an even stronger one with its lack of corruption ) . More generally , although environmentalism is a good thing , it must be balanced against other virtues , including , from a developing country 's point of view , economic growth . It is patronizing for rich-world greens to decide that Africans should not tolerate dirtier air and water in exchange for more wealth . &NAME , the cost of the environment is nearly always tabulated incorrectly . In &NAME , according to the &NAME Bank , air and water pollution cost $ &NUM billion a year-8 percent of the country 's &NAME . But it is not the polluting companies that bear this price . For that matter , what incentive do Indian polluters have to stop throwing rubbish into the &NAME that then wrecks &NAME 's rice paddies ? &NUM reason why fish stocks are alarmingly low globally is because the seas of the world provide a textbook example of the " tragedy of the commons . " Because nobody owns them , nobody feels responsible for them . If a Norwegian fisherman does not pillage them , then his British rival will . This dynamic is also dramatically evident in the current impasse over global warming . But blaming these things on globalization seems a spurious way to let local politicians off the hook . The right way to protest , say , &NAME &NAME &NAME 's decision to junk the Kyoto Protocol is not to blame " the market , " but &NAME himself . And how exactly would a less interlinked world help ? Global warming would not go away if trade barriers went up . Far from being caused by unfettered capitalism , environmental damage is often caused by exactly the opposite . &NUM reason fishing fleets can continue to ravage the oceans is because governments spend $ &NUM billion a year supporting them . &NAME 's government initially spurred on the despoliation of the rain forest . The &NAME Institute reckons that there are $ &NUM billion worth of subsidies going to environmentally destructive activities . On the other hand , globalization sometimes directly benefits the environment by promoting things such as trade in pollution-control technology and the privatization of state-owned companies , which become less polluting as they are restructured . " &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME " Wrong again . You might think that the death of distance also means the death of geography . The truth is probably the opposite . If most tangible resources are within anyone 's reach , then what matters are the intangible things , which in turn means proximity to people . The world economy is visibly organizing itself around various clusters of excellence , most obviously &NAME , &NAME Valley , and &NAME Street . The main challenge for companies in a global economy is to situate themselves in various centers of excellence and weave together different centers of excellence into a global production network . The main challenge for communities is to invest in their comparative advantage . Look at the way that &NAME has exploited its connections with Latin &NAME . Or the way that the energy cluster in &NAME has used its expertise in oil to move into gas , electricity , and energy trading . The idea that businesses can simply up-sticks and move is also rubbish . Considerable publicity has been given to the few Swedish and German companies that have eventually moved some operations out of their highly taxed homelands ; the real story is how long those firms stuck it out . Wander around &NAME &NAME , &NAME 's main manufacturing center , and you will find squadrons of low-tech factories churning out toys , furniture , and clothes , all of which could probably be made cheaper elsewhere . They stay partly for personal reasons ( many are family-owned ) , partly because they can compensate for high labor costs by using more machines , but mostly because &NAME &NAME is a hub for all &NUM industries-a place where designers , suppliers , and distributors are just around the corner . Finally , borders remain much more important than many people imagine . &NAME and the United States are both English-speaking countries and members of the North American Free Trade &NAME . But the average Canadian province does &NUM times as much trade in goods and &NUM times as much trade in services with another Canadian province as it does with an American state of the same size and proximity . Similar figures exist for the European &NAME ( EU ) countries . " &NAME Means &NAME " Not necessarily . True , globalization certainly tilts the playing field in favor of liberal virtues such as accountability , transparency , and individual rights that are often deemed to be American . Yet does this mean &NAME ? Foreign dictators who want to use xenophobia to prop up their positions would no doubt argue that it does . But the &NAME &NAME has no monopoly on liberal virtues . Classical liberalism was first developed by a group of British &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , and &NAME &NAME . We still use a French phrase , laissez &NAME , when we invoke the ideal of a free market economy . The first joint stock company was developed in &NAME rather than the United States . Indeed , American democracy was arguably the product of British corporations such as the &NAME Company . For all its bureaucracy , the eu now enshrines liberal values such as democratic representation and individual rights every bit as firmly as the &NAME Constitution . Certainly , &NAME is now moving closer to the Anglo-American shareholder model of capitalism than it had in the immediate postwar years . &CHAR popular share-owning culture is slowly putting down roots in &NAME . The euro , like the single market before it , is forcing European companies to slim . But these developments do not mean that European companies or European society will become &NAME facsimiles of &NAME . Europeans will probably continue to put much more emphasis on social solidarity than the United States . &NAME 's tight labor laws ( including a relatively new 35-hour week ) have not stopped its global companies from being competitive , though they have arguably kept its unemployment rate unnecessarily high . The &NAME countries , whose economic performance has matched &NAME 's, argue that their well-developed welfare states make their economies more flexible because people are not afraid to change jobs . There are growing signs that &NAME ( with a potential internal market of &NUM million people ) is beginning to flex its muscles against the United States , whether it be through vetoing mergers , building its own army , or generally disagreeing with American foreign policy in areas such as the Middle East . Nor does globalization necessarily mean the &NAME of popular culture . True , American films can be seen almost all over the world , the &NAME &NAME ( tm ) is the closest thing we have to a universal food , and &NAME &NAME is hard to avoid , even if you are in &NAME . But cultural trade is a two-way process . If you look at popular musicals ( &NAME &NAME &NAME 's) or the bestseller lists ( the &NAME &NAME series ) , &NAME continues to exercise a powerful influence on the United States . The most successful programs on American television at the moment are 'reality " programs imported from &NAME . Foreigners own half of &NAME 's top &NUM book-publishing houses and half of its film studios . On the whole , consumers have a marked taste for local products , something that is becoming easier to satisfy as technology makes economies of scale less important . The most popular television program in European countries is nearly always a local production . A few years ago hardly any self-respecting European teenager would have been caught listening to local groups . Now &NAME has Air and &NAME has The Cardigans . But there is a more important reason why globali-zation does not mean the triumph of a particular nationality . The essence of globalization is that it increases choice . And this includes the choice to live life according to your own lights . &CHAR nice example of this is the &NAME , a religious group that is rather like the &NAME . The &NAME reject many features of the modern world . They do n't have radios or televisions ; they do n't approve of feminism and homosexuality . But they have established a highly successful global toy business using a mixture of Japanese management techniques and American technology . The result : They have all the money that they need to keep their community flourishing , but they have not had to abandon their way of life . " &NAME Means a Race to the &NAME in Labor &NAME " No. This argument rests on &NUM misconceptions . The first is that employers are concerned , above all , with the price of labor . In fact , what really interests them is the value of labor . Some companies will undoubtedly move routine tasks to parts of the world where hourly wages are lower . But in general what employers want is not cheap workers but productive &NUM . And the most productive workers are usually those with the best education , access to the best machinery , and a support system that includes things like good infrastructure . If the " race to the bottom " argument were correct , you would expect foreign direct investment ( &NAME ) to be pouring into countries with the lowest wages and the weakest labor standards . Nothing could be further from the truth . The United &NAME is the world 's largest recipient of &NAME . Year after year the &NAME &NAME has run a net surplus in its capital account ( and the inflow of foreign capital has helped to keep interest rates low , build new factories , and bring new production methods to bear on the economy ) . About &NUM percent of &NAME &NAME goes to other rich countries . American investment in countries like &NAME and &NAME is a mere fragment of &NAME investment at home . The second is that globalization is weakening the ties of companies to their home regions . But companies depend on the environment that first created them in all sorts of ways , some obvious , some more subtle . During the &NAME Department 's investigation of &NAME , &NAME &NAME could not have threatened to move his operation to the &NAME , even though &NAME has relatively few fixed assets . &NAME depends not just on a supply of educated workers ( who would have refused to move ) but also on its close relationship with American universities . The third idea-that global companies are hostile to " worker protection " such as trade-union rights and labor standards-contains a half-truth . Companies rarely react favorably to unions ( or indeed to governments ) that want to shackle their freedom of maneuver with inflexible rules about , say , hiring and firing . But , by and large , multinationals are much less hostile to things such as safe working environments , on-the-job training , and opportunities for promotion . Once again , the key factor for companies is boosting productivity rather than lowering the price they pay for labor , so a well-trained and healthy workforce is important . Survey after survey shows multinationals providing higher wages and better working conditions for their employees than their local competitors . The fourth and largest misconception is that globalization is a zero-sum game : that if the rich are getting richer as a result of globalization , then the poor must be getting poorer . But the argument in favor of globalization is that it can improve the lot of everybody by leading to a more efficient use of resources . Of course , globalization does not always achieve this goal , and of course it cannot impose efficiency without a certain amount of pain , but in general , globalization improves the living standards of the vast majority of people . In the half century since the foundation of the General &NAME on Tariffs and &NAME ( &NAME ) , the world economy has grown sixfold , in part because trade has expanded 16-fold . The Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development calculates that nations that are relatively open to trade grow about twice as fast as those that are relatively closed . Despite the Asian crisis , the &NAME &NAME calculates that some &NUM million people moved out of absolute poverty in the past decade . And the people left behind still tend to suffer from too little globalization ( be it trade barriers to the goods that they produce or restraints on the information they can get at home ) rather than too much . " &NAME &NAME &NAME in &NAME Institutions Like the &NAME " No. Organizations like the &NAME &NAME Organization ( &NAME ) and the International Monetary Fund ( &NAME ) are not quite paper tigers . But they are much less powerful than their detractors ( and a few of their inmates ) imagine . The &NAME is essentially an arbitration mechanism : It deals with issues that clashing governments refer to it . The &NAME is a crisis management agency . True , it can impose stringent requirements for structural reforms on its clients , and it has often done so with breathtaking arrogance and insensitivity . But governments only resort to the &NAME if they are already in serious trouble . By any conceivable measure , national governments are far more important players in the international order than global institutions . During the Asian crisis , it was the &NAME &NAME Department that decided whether to bail out countries , not the &NAME . ( And why not ? It was writing the checks . ) For all the fears in the American heartland about the &NAME 's black helicopters , national governments decide whether to send peacekeeping troops . And now the international institutions face a new constraint . The number of international nongovernmental organizations ( &NAME ) increased from &NUM , &NUM in &NUM to &NUM , &NUM by the end of the decade . Visit any old-fashioned multilateral institution and you will find it surrounded by &NAME monitoring it . There are &NUM , &NUM clustered around &ORG " offices in &NAME , for example . Membership of the &NAME suggests that globalization is a bottom-up process . When &NAME was founded in &NUM , it only had &NUM contracting parties , most of them industrialized nations ; today the &NAME has &NUM members , more than &NUM quarters of them developing nations , and &NUM more countries are eagerly waiting to join . It may be true that the global civil servants who run most international institutions are not directly elected ( just as the heads of civil service departments are not directly elected ) . But they are accountable to national governments , the majority of which are now democracies . Indeed , you could argue that the real democratic deficit in global institutions is to be found not in the &NAME and the &NAME but in the &NAME that protest against them . &NAME claim to represent global civil society ( whatever that is ) . But nobody elects them . They are not accountable to democratic governments . They represent nobody but their members and their activist cadres , which in some of the noisiest cases means a few hundred people . " &NAME Is &NAME " Nonsense on stilts . This assertion is perhaps the ruling orthodoxy among globalization 's supporters . Economic common sense and technology are supposedly propelling us toward an ever more borderless world . So what can possibly resist this force ? Plenty of businesspeople seem to believe this . Yet &NUM things contradict this belief . The first is the nature of globalization . It is not so much a thing or a structure as it is a process-and a highly uneven and sometimes contradictory process at that . The same technological forces that whip up , say , global television channels such as &NAME or &NAME also produce ever more local news programs . The current technologically enabled fashion for producing local editions of newspapers is actually making people more parochial and less knowledgeable about world affairs . The second thing is human nature . There is a wonderful passage in The Theory of &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 's other great work , where he compares the pain you would feel if you lost your little finger to the distress you would feel over the news that " the great empire of &NAME , with all its myriad of inhabitants , was suddenly swallowed up by an earthquake . " You would be hugely shocked , he said . You would express your sorrow . You would reflect on the precariousness of life . But you would sleep soundly and go about your business . And you would certainly not offer up your finger for them . People are far more easily moved by their own immediate concerns-by the state of their fingers-than they are by the fate of millions of people in a distant corner of the earth . The real damage at &NAME was not done by people dressed as sea turtles . It was done by then &NAME President &NAME &NAME , who backed away from another trade round in order to appease the unions ( and thus helped a struggling &NAME &NAME win the Democratic nomination ) . The third factor is history . We actually live in the second rather than the first age of globalization . Look back &NUM years and you discover a world that by many economic measures was more global than it is today : where you could travel without a passport , where the gold standard was an international currency , and where technology ( cars , trains , ships , and telephones ) was making the world enormously smaller . Pundits then had exactly the same sense of the inevitability of globalization . &NAME &NAME even wrote a book in &NUM , The &NAME &NAME , which argued that war was now impossible because economic integration meant that people were too dependent on each other to bother with such archaic evils . That grand illusion was shot to pieces on the playing fields of the Somme . The next couple of decades witnessed &NUM world wars , the spread of protectionism , the contraction of the world economy , and the rise of fascism and communism-a piece of history that both supporters of globalization and its opponents should bear in mind . &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME are , respectively , &NAME editor and &NAME correspondent of the &NAME and authors of A Future Perfect : The Challenge and Hidden Promise of &NAME ( &NAME &NAME : &NAME Books , &NUM ) . IMPORTANT NOTICES : This message is intended only for the addressee . Please notify the sender by e-mail if you are not the intended recipient . If you are not the intended recipient , you may not copy , disclose , or distribute this message or its contents to any other person and any such actions may be unlawful . Banc of &NAME Securities &NAME ( " &NAME " ) does not accept time sensitive , action-oriented messages or transaction orders , including orders to purchase or sell securities , via e-mail . &NAME reserves the right to monitor and review the content of all messages sent to or from this e-mail address . Messages sent to or from this e-mail address may be stored on the &NAME e-mail system . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME ! Thanks for the good , or at least hopeful , news . Glad to hear &NAME &NAME was interesting . Keep plugging away at the revision . Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Wed , &NUM May &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : My Earth Structure And &NAME &NAME went really quite well . Hope you are OK &NAME tomorrow . Should be OK , Take Care , &NAME &NAME , tell mom &NAME &NAME was good - speaking on new wine and new wine skins . &NAME SUBJECT: Good luck next year Dear All Unfortunately I will be away from &NAME next week , and therefore miss the opportunity to see all / most of you to say " cheerio , and best of luck for the future " either at &NAME or when you and parents come to see the &NAME that has been home for the last &NUM years . I have enjoyed teaching you , and wish you every success in the future , and will be pleased to see you here if you come and visit . For those staying on for the 4th Year , have a great summer and see you in October . &NAME Dr &NAME &CHAR &NAME Department of Geological Sciences ( &NAME ) University of &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : &NUM ; &NAME : &NUM Also at &NAME Technology &NAME University of &NAME Science Park Mountjoy Research &NAME , &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ; &NAME : &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Good luck next year &NAME THanks for the encouragement . Take care and stay in touch &NAME At &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Hi &NAME , It 's been great fun , and thanks for all the work that you put in as well , particularly in those dynamic strat practicals ! I got it in the end ! I 'm just thinking now what I can do with my life . The world is a big place with lots to do . I wonder where I 'll be in a few years . All the best , and may &NAME continue to bless you in everything you do ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM Dr &NAME &CHAR &NAME Department of Geological Sciences ( &NAME ) University of &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : &NUM ; &NAME : &NUM Also at &NAME Technology &NAME University of &NAME Science Park Mountjoy Research &NAME , &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ; &NAME : &NUM SUBJECT: good luck poetry Actually the following poems are nothing to do with exams or luck but they might make you smile ! The Leader &NAME &NAME I wanna be the leader I wanna be the leader Can I be the leader ? Can I ? I can ? Promise ? Promise ? &NAME I 'm the leader I 'm the leader OK what shall we do ? It is also a pity that certain poets so deeply profound as to be utterly &NUM are not here either . Is there anything in the whole of literature more amusing than &NAME &NAME struggling to elevate the commonplace : To the Spade of a &NAME &NAME &NAME Spade ! With which &NAME hath tilled his lands . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Had as funny a name as ever I heard Of what could they have been thinking When they called him &NAME ? &NAME inquires as to your exam progress : 'So , how did it go ? " &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Good Morning ! Yes , a reasonable sleep last night . Glad you are fired up . Go and get them ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME On Mon , &NUM May &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hello Dad , &NAME all is well , and you are less tired than last night . I had a good sleep , and am ready to knock environmental and paleo dead ! Have a good day , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Good news ! Hi &NAME . I was going to e-mail you soon , but you got there first ! Good news ! It looks like I 'm gonna have my own room next term ! ! &NAME &NAME ! How ? I hear you ask . Here 's the full story ... I was at &NAME Harvest last week , and &NAME was there too with her church . I was praying about the next step to take over my room dilemma , and thinking , should I ask &NAME what he thinks I should do ? I guessed that you 'd probably tell me the same as you did last time ( ! ) , which was basically to bite the bullet and tell &NAME how I was feeling , and try to sort things out with her . Then I remembered the verses from &NAME that &NAME pointed out to me last time I prayed about the room - in your anger do not sin , and speak truthfully to one another , for you are all part of &NUM body . Well , &NAME basically reminded me that I had n't yet done what he told me to do before , so I decided I really ought to do something about it ! ! I think I 'd already dealt with the anger I had been feeling , but I know I 'd not been speaking truthfully to &NAME . I made a promise with &NAME , that if I saw &NAME again before the end of the week , I 'd tell her that I 'd been to see &NAME . Then I did n't see &NAME at all ! But about half an hour before I was about to go home , I suddenly saw her and she saw me , and she came over to see me ! &NAME obvious that &NAME wanted me to tell her . So I took the plunge and told her , and she was so understanding about it all . She even said she knew how difficult it was for both of us , because of our different working patterns , and that she had been concerned over how it was gonna work out during the exams . I was sooo relieved ! And then , she went on to suggest that I swapped rooms with &NAME , her best friend ! ! ! I could n't believe it ! &NAME has a single room on our corridor . I tried not to sound too excited at the idea ! We left it at that , with &NAME saying she 'd get in touch with &NAME and see how she felt about it . Then yesterday &NAME got in touch to tell me that &NAME was happy to swap rooms with me ! &NAME ! What an answer to prayer ! I rang her today to check that it really was OK , and she said it was fine with both of them , so long as it is OK with college . &NAME ! I am so excited ! ! Trying not to think about it too much until it 's all finalised , just in case it does n't happen . But it 's amazing how &NAME has worked . And ironic to think that the problem would n't have been sorted the way &NAME planned until I took the step of talking to &NAME . And the best thing is that we are still on good terms . SO thanks for all your prayers &NAME ! It reminds me of one of my favourite verses - many will give thanks on our behalf for the gracious favour granted us in answer to the prayers of many ( &NUM &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) ! ! ! Thank you ! Hope you 've had a brilliant &NAME knowing the joy of &NAME " resurrection . &NAME to hear from you soon love &NAME PS There 's more to say but right now I need bed &SMILEY &NAME &NAME ! How are things ? Have n't heard from you in a while and was wondering if you are ok ? &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME years party &NAME &NAME and &NAME ! ( or &NAME and &NAME ) I 'm sorry you guys could' nt make it to &NAME 's - we all had a good time , but now I 'm whiped . &NAME when are you returning to &NAME ? I 'm going back on Saturday , as is &NAME , and most other people seem to be going on the Sunday . &NAME - How are ya feeling today ? Keep going boyo ! &NAME , Sorry for the short e-mail . Gotta go . Love , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME ... Dear &NAME , How fun to see your grad photos -- thanks so much for sharing them with us ! I especially like the one of you up close with your impressive hood . I enjoyed seeing the whole family , too , but who 's the young lady in the picture ? I guess you 're off gallavanting ( sp ? ) around the East Coast right now , so who knows when you see it ! Hope your travels go well . I 'm not sure if we 'll be in town when you are , but if we are , I 'll look forward to hearing about your adventures . &NAME travels ! Love , &NAME and the gang &SMILEY At &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Hi &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . &NAME this one is going to be so quick . ... &NAME , you asked to see some photos of my graduation ... I 've attached a few below . Hope you like them . &NAME and I are just about to go to &NAME &NAME , other big cities in &NAME , &NAME , Lake &NAME for a wedding , then back to new &NAME &NAME ! Still should be lots of fun ! Hope you are all well ! &NAME &WEBSITE " &NAME &NAME : " &CHAR : EUDORAAttachgrad2 ( cath ).jpg " &WEBSITE " &WEBSITE " SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME ... Howdy ! Wondering where you might be reading this ! Glad to hear that you 're having such a good time . I do hope I 'll be able to hear a bit more about all your adventures when you 're in &NAME . We might actually be around while you , &NAME and your dad are here , so maybe we 'll get to at least chat on the phone . ( Actually , exactly when do you &NUM plan to be at " Auntie &NAME 's? " ) &NAME all continues to go well . Take care &NAME and the gang &SMILEY At &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Hi &NAME , Glad you liked the photos ! &NAME and I are in &NAME now , and loving it ! I 'll e-mail more later , but for now , the unidentified girl is &NAME &NAME , my girlfriend of &NUM months . Talk later , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : grand get-together Guys , It 's really not that big a thing if I ca n't make it , so by all means have it on the 15th , it makes sense . If any / all of you were going to stay at &NAME 's I may well be able to get there late and see you then and Sunday . Just a thought , but &NAME , I think you 'd better just say the 15th as it 's getting a bit late and the longer you leave it the more red faced the blonde from up north will get ... Love you , &NAME Could we get some degree of noise out of you people as to yes or no. .. if it 's looking good I 'll book my train tickets ... if not strangely enough I wo n't! ! &NAME Friends , Romans and Countrypeople , As some of you might know , &NAME and I are cunningly planning a 'Marshal A & &CHAR + extras " get-together . We have ruminated and cogitated and are proposing as a possiblility the weekend of the &NUM / &NUM / 16th of September at &NAME 's house ( &NAME ) . We need to know who can / ca n't make it on those days , and then we can take it from there . WE MUST KNOW SOON ! Please get back to me &NAME . " Till we meet again and the foe is vanquished , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : grand get-together hello everyone . I have recieved part of an e-mail conversation about the weekend . it is very strange to only read part of it but I 'm sure you all know what 's going on . Anyway , I can make the original weekend . I do n't think I 'll be able to make this weekend as I 'm going to &NAME 's ( unless we met there &NAME ? ) but I do n't know if I can make any other days especially in the weekdays . . ... hmmm ... &NAME I do n't understand how to copy e-mails but I think I 've told you the answer anyway , ummmm . ... hope evryone is ok . I have been varnishing doors in our extension today whilst having a discussion on taxation with our &NAME and my friend &NAME . It is disgusting how little nurses get paid in relation to footballers ! love to you all . &NAME I am replying to your letter ... just very slowly . &NAME I have an &NAME &NAME poetry book that you can have because my Mum bought it second hand . looking forward to seeing you all wether in the next few weeks or in &NAME . &NAME welcome home . &NAME &NAME for the newspaper article . Glad to see that I am in good and beautiful company . &NAME . . . ... when do you go ? Will write v.soon . LOADS of love &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , 'Millza ( &NAME ) " , " &NAME , &NAME " Subject : Re : grand get-together Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Could we get some degree of noise out of you people as to yes or no. .. if it 's looking good I 'll book my train tickets ... if not strangely enough I wo n't! ! &NAME Friends , Romans and Countrypeople , As some of you might know , &NAME and I are cunningly planning a 'Marshal A & &CHAR + extras " get-together . We have ruminated and cogitated and are proposing as a possiblility the weekend of the &NUM / &NUM / 16th of September at &NAME 's house ( &NAME ) . We need to know who can / ca n't make it on those days , and then we can take it from there . WE MUST KNOW SOON ! Please get back to me &NAME . " Till we meet again and the foe is vanquished , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Exhibition Hi &NAME , I found the info on that organisation I was thinking of but , at first sight , it 's &NAME fellowships they offer and not studentships ( except in Industrial Design ) . Here 's the &NAME in case you want to explore them further . &WEBSITE Col. &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME ! Hi &NAME . Just wanted to thank you for the update of Term &NUM . It is so nice to hear your news everytime you write . We hope that you have a great field trip and a nice time at home . We just finished March Break and go back to school next week . It was a nice week . My Mom was down for the week and it was wonderful to have her here . We also spent lots of time with friends - hers and mine . &NAME and &NAME have been busy with a couple of new computer games and &NAME and &NAME have been going to work . This is just a quick note because you may already be gone anyway . If you do get it , please ask your Mom to write when she gets a chance . We have n't heard anything from your parents since the Christmas note . I may just have to E-mail your Dad to see if everything is okay . Take care &NAME - thanks again for the update . YOu are involved in wonderful past-times . What a wonderful Christian you are in spreading how you feel to everyone on E-mail . I really admire you . Sometime I 'll have to tell you about a new program I 'm involved with at our church during this time of &NAME . Talk to you again soon . Love &NAME and the rest of the Lobbans SUBJECT: &NAME to hear from you ! Hi &NAME ! It was great to hear from you . We were also surprised to hear your Mum 's voice last Friday night . She was calling to say hello from &NAME and &NAME " place . It was great to hear her voice and to hear that there is some possibility that you might all be coming to &NAME next summer . I do n't know if you heard that &NAME had a ruptured appendix this past summer ? At any rate , it was n't much of a summer so we are looking forward to better times next season . It would be great if we could all connect at the &NAME cottage at some point . &NAME had his graduation from high school last Friday night . He is still there doing his last &NAME 's but &NUM graduates the fall after completing the 5th English course and since he doubled up last year , he graduated this fall . It was a very nice do . &NUM kids got diplomas and we had cake and ice cream back at &NAME and Grandpa 's place with family and friends . &NAME and his friends then left to camp out at another friend 's for the night ( hold the thought it is October of a wet and cold season here ) At any rate , they had a good time so I guess they did n't notice the cold / How is school going ? Your Mum said you had been in &NAME on a field trip ? ? &NAME all is well and interesting for you . &NAME and I are both busy with schoolwork . I have a student teacher with me from the University of &NAME so that is fun , interesting , neat and lots of work for me ( the paperwork just never ends ) We just had Thanksgiving weekend so it was nice to have an extra day to sleep in. That 's about all the news from here . Take care and we 'll look forward to hearing from you soon . Love &NAME ( &NAME and &NAME too ) Hello ! ( And sorry about the blanket e-mail ! ) Yes , the time has come once more , for e-mails from &NAME . Having returned to college , and been locked out of my flat ( I 'll explain later . ) I am writing now to you . I have had a good , if busy summer . It seems so long ago since I was here in this computer room , sending e-mails . Let me try to summarize what I have been up to this holiday . &NUM ) Work . I have been punting on the river in &NAME , taking all the rich tourists ( and some of the poorer one as well ) along the backs of the famous colleges , and allowing them to scream with delight at the sight of &NAME College Chapel , and other such places . It was a good job , as it built up my muscles , kept me fit , and it allowed me to talk all day . ( Even if I was saying the same thing ! ) I calculated that I must have given the river tour between &NUM and &NUM times this holiday . Not bad eh ? At the end of the summer term , I returned to &NAME . That night &NAME cooked a wonderful meal ( as only she can do ) , and then , realizing that I was foolish enough to have said that I would be at work the next day , went to bed . Then next day was enjoyable , and by " enjoyable " &NUM mean " hard work " . The rest of the summer continued along the same lines . I worked &NUM days a week , and then had &NUM days &NAME , off ! &NAME ! Towards the end of the summer the weather turned foul , and the tourists migrated on further south , leaving &NAME as a desolate wasteland . ( Well , maybe not , but that sounds dramatic , does n't it ? ) Anyway , there were now tourists , so there was no money . Oh well . What else did I do with my summer ? &NUM ) Painting . &NAME &NAME wanted the side of the house painted , I , nor anyone else ever really got around to doing it . Instead , though , I did paint a portrait of moi , and worked a bit more or some other &NAME stuff as well . I suggested that I bring the picture of me to college to hang in my flat , but my flat mates , all being good christians and not wanting to be tempted into worshiping an idol , thought it better if I left it at home . &SMILEY &NUM ) Novel . Continuing along the creative front , for some reason , I decided to write a novel . It was something that I have never tried before , but I thought that I would give it a go . Actually , it started out as a short story , but as time , and the page count went by , it became a short novel . Lots of fun ! I do n't really know how good it is , but I am enjoying working on it . If you want to know what type of story it is , it is very hard to put into any normal genre . I suppose it is a Historical Adventure and Romance . There you go , I created a new genre as well . &NAME , I 'm good ! &SMILEY &NUM ) &NAME other stuff . I did keep the rest of my time quite stuffed with things to do . ( As Usual ! ) When I returned to college today ( Sunday ) , I arrived at my flat , which college owns , and found that the flat key was not available until monday morning ! &NAME eh ? So Tonight , I will be sleeping in a friend 's flat . Are n't friends wonderful ? Anyway , I should probably sort some other college things out now , Hope you are well , Take Care & &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Greeting card mass email ( Fwd ) &NAME&NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR We have received the following warning from &NAME &NAME . Whilst this will not affect the &NAME system , please beware of this sort of thing if you use a PC ... &CHAR couple of sites have reported problems with a new mass mailing greeting card email consisting of : | Subject : Recipient you have an &NAME from &CHAR | Body : &NAME ! | &CHAR has sent you an &NAME -- a virtual postcard from website . | You can pickup your &NAME at the website by clicking on the link below . | Link to website | Message : | ------------------------------------------------------------ | Recipient | I sent you a greeting card . Please pick it up . | ------------------------------------------------------------ If the user clicks on the link he / she is prompted to download a file &WEBSITE have been seen , including friend-greeting , friend-cards , cool-downloads ( both .net and com ) . The downloaded program contains within its &NAME an agreement that the greeting card email will be sent to all email addresses within your address book . This is easily missed . A number of &NAME vendors have released signatures which will detect the binary downloaded . Further information , including removal instructions , can be found on your favourite &NAME vendor website . &WEBSITE It may be a appropriate time for sites to reminder users of the danger posed by opening software received , or downloaded , from the internet . To unsubscribe from this list send a message to &EMAIL containing the single line : SIGNOFF COMPUTING SUBJECT: Greetings Hi &NAME , Glad to hear you 're enjoying &NAME ! Thank you for praying for my camp . It went very well . &NUM children became Christians , which was wonderful . I arrived back from &NAME camp yesterday . &NUM intense week of abseiling , go-karting , mountain biking , sport , activities , bible study , prayer , music and meetings . Oh , and yes , there were &NUM &NUM and &NUM year olds as well . Children say the most curious things . I think my &NUM favourites from this week were " are we allowed to get the dinner plates dirty when we eat ? " and 'do you have to sign a form to become a Christian ? " Joking aside though , I enjoyed myself and was immensely relieved not to be sharing a dorm with children this time . Consequently I enjoyed a much more respectable &NUM or &NUM hours sleep each night . Last Tuesday evening we all played &NAME outside in the grounds of the country house we stayed in. &NUM had to dress up as a &NAME , and this I did with some relish . Yesterday evening I went to a concert in &NAME . The &NAME &NAME Philharmonic Orchestra was playing . This afternoon I 've been with my family to &NAME - a nearby country house . It is very warm today and I like it . We had quite a good week , weather wise , for the camp . Tomorrow morning I begin my new job for &NUM weeks . I will be working from &NUM o' clock until &NUM in the lab , and I am quite looking forward to it although I hope it will not be too boring . I hope you really enjoy your final &NUM weeks in &NAME . Have a great time . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Grrrrr. OK . ( &NAME ) &CHAR Then my friend , at this time let us go once more , even unto &NAME to see the things that the lord has brought to pass . The plane leaves a 4: &NUM from &NAME , I 've got your visa , you bring your bible and passport and lets go ! &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME talks - again . Dear All , This is our last ever guest lecture , ( today &NUM : &NUM ) , and we are lucky enough to have the lovely &NAME &NAME , author of " Igneous Petrogenesis " . Also a good time to grab those last few exam marks , ( it 's the only way I pass ) . Also exec . elections will be coming up soon , so if you think you could do the ball better , or if you want something else from the &NAME i.e. geology week-ends away with all your new found chums , then why not give it a go ? love , Sarita.&SMILEY guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture guest lecture SUBJECT: had to share this &SMILEY hiya ! this was too cool to keep to myself &SMILEY the beginning of &NAME &NUM , The Message ... we 'd better get on with it . Strip down , start running - and never quit ! No extra spiritual fat , no parasitic sins . Keep your eyes on &NAME , who both began and finished this race we 're in. Study how he did it . Because he never lost sight of where he was headed - that exhilarating finish in and with &NAME - he could put up with anything along the way : cross , shame , whatever . And now he 's there , in the place of honour , right alongside &NAME . &NAME &NUM , The Message It is not what you and I do ... it is what &NAME is doing , and he is creating something totally new , a free life . All who walk by his standards are the true &NAME of &NAME - his chosen people . Peace and mercy on them ! * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME ! - Official partner of &NUM &NAME &NAME Cup &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Birthday First of all , &NAME Birthday ! ! ! And all is well ... except exam preparation , well , I suppose that 's OK as well - just taking up ALL of my time ! I have a CU committee meeting tonight so that is why I have been able to check my e-mails - lucky as I can get this appy birthday message to you just in time ! ( I hope ) I was at spring harvest a few weeks ago , and it was great - lots of super teaching . I was also in &NAME not so long before that , and had a super time . All these things can wait until I meet you though ! I have a schedule for next terms CU meetings to prepare . If you are free between the 1st and 7th of June , come down to &NAME to visit ! Not urgent though as I have just had word that I have been successful in applying for the position of senior student at my hall of residence , so will still be in a prime &NAME position for any visits next year . &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM Mobile : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Birthday ! Thanks for the birthday wishes , you definitely win the prize for methods . &NAME , card and email . I had a very cool birthday and I got share my celebrations with a lot of people back here and hopefully will get to celebrate again in &NAME . So that I do n't cause a hideous clash have you got any plans ? Other than that not much going on , apart from I got rejected from &NAME which was / is quite disappointing . I am working on plan &NAME I may apply to an organisation called YOuth for &NAME and work as a sports coach , teacher and evangelist . I got the jobs section from the paper and I will have a look at that too . &NAME , &NAME &NAME Is it true that you have instant messenger ? ( I am &EMAIL ) &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) : &NAME Birthday &NAME ! ! ! ! Thanks for your postcard , it was good to hear that &NAME was such a blessing . I 'm still waiting for replys from about &NUM companies that I 've applied to for funding for my PhD . Most of the replys I 've got so far have been negative , but there is hope from &NUM of them . We shall see . &NAME &NAME ! ( And I hope my card gets to you today ! ) &NAME SUBJECT: Happy Christmas ! &NAME &NAME ! I hope you have a relaxing holiday and enjoy yourself . Doing anything interesting ? I 'm off to &NAME a la field trip on the 7th , so that should be fun . Keep meaning to do work but festive activities keep getting in the way . I 'm stretching the excuses now though - I went to the gym this afternoon , not so festive but at least it 's not Rheology revision . ... Happy Christmas anyway , &NAME bless , &NAME . SUBJECT: happy only slightly belated birthday I meant to sent this yesterday , but &NAME silliness caught up with me first . We were at a playground at 11pm last night . Do n't ask . &NAME , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR ! ! &NAME &NUM &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &CHAR ! ! &NAME &NUM &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR DD &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR ! ! I hope you had a good one , and are back , safely installed in &NAME . Did you get a chance to watch Insurrection yet ? &NUM , &NAME SUBJECT: Have a great weekend ! Hi &NAME , I hope you have a really good time when your family visit . I know they are very much looking forward to seeing you . I was glad to hear that plans for your summer mapping expedition are falling into place , and also that you were happy with your talk in chapel . How is fencing going ? All the best , &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME &EMAIL SUBJECT: Have you finished ? It 's been a long time since I 've written to you . I do n't know why I ever thought that coming down would mean I had more spare time ! ! I 've been doing loads of fund raising for &NAME and I 've almost covered all the costs for both myself and &NAME and with the jobs we have lined up should raise plenty of extra to go towards project materials . The song book that I am putting together for church is taking quite a long time . It also seems to be growing by the minute ! It 's now at just over &NUM songs , which I have lyrics for all but &NUM of . I 've got to secure permission from various copyright holders before putting their songs in. Most are covered on a licence that the church owns but there are a handful that are n't. I 've also got to produce Acetate Masters for all the songs , and a music edition and a guitar chords edition ! The words edition is the priority and that 's almost finished now . In the midst of all this we found out 28th June that the farm we hold the &NAME &NAME on has been closed because there has been an outbreak of &NAME and Mouth within &NUM miles . Over the next couple of days &NAME and &NAME &NAME the overall leaders who live in &NAME made hundreds of phone calls following every possible lead they could to try and secure another site . On the Friday evening ( 30th ) at about &NAME they receive an offer of a site . &NAME and &NAME then visited the area ( &NAME , &NUM miles South of where we normally are ) to suss out services , doctors , supermarkets , swimming baths , etc. And then &NAME spent the Monday and Tuesday rebooking everything . They got everything sorted out except coaches as all of the companies were already full because it 's peak season . I travelled to the North-East on Saturday , stayed with family and then travelled down , with the &NAME 's, to the old site on Sunday morning to empty the 'dry-store " where we keep all of our equipment between camps . Although it would have been better to empty the store on the first day of advanced camp and take it straight to the new site , we could n't risk &NAME and Mouth closing the farm . We then travelled down to the new site and measured up to see whether everything would fit . It will be very tight but it should fit and there are already many other benefits to being at this new site in terms of where it is situated . Many of the journey times should be reduced . While we were a this farm we mentioned the coach problem to the &NAME who gave us a number for the guy who runs the local school buses who would n't be in the Yellow Pages . The number came up trumps and we 're now all sorted and ready to go . We have also had further offers of new sites in case this one too is closed . I travelled back down yesterday via &NAME . I popped into college to secure myself a job for next year . I will be doing the dinner time shift in college office ( £ &NUM and hour for &NUM hours a week ! ) . I also picked up some books from &NAME that I need for my course . The song book is the main job for the next fortnight and should keep me busy enough . I hope all the mapping went well and you did n't get lost again ( &NAME &NAME , the guy who runs &NAME camp , is a geology lecturer from &NAME and has been known to argue with a &NAME ! Apparently " We ca n't be there ! I know we 're not there ! This thing is wrong ! The satellites are in the wrong place or something ! " ) Hope you are enjoying your holiday , &NAME &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: have you seen polythene &NAME ? Hey &NAME Congratulations on making it through to the end ! Now the real fun starts ! I ca n't believe that your PhD fell through because of some beaurocratic garbage ... well , seeing how &CHAR of &CHAR is run , I guess that I can . It 's really too bad taht researchers have to jump through so many hoops to begin with sometimes ; the fact that all can be for naught jsut because of some &NUM signing on the wrong line is just a kick in the nads . That was a funny story about your shaving wound ! &NAME party trick ! Do n't try it too often though ! I share your distaste for shaving ... I try to do it as rarely as possible because whenever I sweat after shaving , my skin gets really irritated , and because I am training &NUM times a day most of the time now , I sweat rather a lot . However , the 'scruff look " is attractive mostly to the younger ladies , and , I know , not to the one whose opinion I care about , so ... Speaking of which , I 'm sorry to hear that getting a good job means that you will be further apart from &NAME . This is going to be a major commitment for you guys -- have you &NUM talked aobut this yet ? But this is the way life seems to get as you get older : responsibilities sometimes take you away from the things that mean so much to you -- which , strangely , are the thigns that make the responsibilities worthwhile ... as for me , I 'm going to keep going as I am until the end of the winter &NUM semester , when &NAME and I will know where we are and what we 're ready to do ... either way , I 'll be making a decision that will take me away from one of the &NUM paths my life is headed towards . It 's best for me to just not think too much about all this ! I 'm at the lab right now ... it 's almost midnight , but I 'm trying a new protocol out for one of the things I 'm doing , and it requires that I stick around here until about &NUM : &NUM am , so I guess I 'll be sleeping in tomorrow ! I 'm now working part time -- I come in every other day ( including weekends ) so that I can train twice most days this month and still be able to sleep enough during the days to keep from getting overtraining sickness . I suppose that working in the lab pretty much sicne &NUM this morning is n't the best way to accomplish that , but meh ! I wo n't be doing this wevery day , and if this change in the experimental protocol that I am trying actually works , it will make thigns much easier for me this month . pleasepleasepleasepleasework ! We had &NAME day celebrations yesterday . &NAME is &NUM years old sicne Confederation . I went to &NAME lake ( across from the univeristy ) with some friedns to see the fireworks . They were good , despite the fact that my friends decided that it would be a good idea to sit on the field so that a huge poplar tree was directly between us and the fireworks . Oh well , they were cool , but I was so tired after taht I passed out almost as soon as I got home afterwrds and into bed . &NAME ha ha -- oh boy , I 'm starting to get delerious ! Must be tired . I 'll send this off before I really get started ! Keep me updated on the job search and on life in general ! Take care , &NAME &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : Having lots of fun in the &NAME ... - I would copyright that quotation except its not original ! ! ! ! Sorry for not replyin to your emails . ... I keep forgetting to check my &NAME emails . Email me on &EMAIL for immediate replies ! Look forward to hearing from you when you return to the &NAME , love and prayers , &NAME Hello ! I 've now almost finished the second of &NUM " legs " of my &NAME American tour . I 've been here in &NAME for just under a week , staying with some great friends , and having a wonderful time ! I 've been so busy with enjoying myself it hardly seems like I have had time to 'relax " . It 's been brilliant . Since I have been here , I 've discovered just how hard Northwest Coast Native American &NAME is to create ( it 's a miracle that anyone can do it ! ) , been to a baseball game , and visited the largest outdoors activity shop ever ( it was HUGE ( and you could spend $ &NUM on &NUM pair of socks ! ) ) Tonight , I 'm flying up to &NAME , and then tomorrow morning on to &NAME , where I 'll spend some time with friends and family , re-visiting the special places of my younger years . I am so looking forward to this ! Thank you all so much for your prayers . I have seen &NAME act in many ways this trip , in protection , confidence , in using conversations with my mapping partners . It has been really exciting , and scary at times . As a friend of mine is fond of saying ... " &NAME is good - all the time . " Hope you are all well , Lots of love &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : helllooooo Hey &NAME - it was really good to hear from you ! Thanks for your e-mail ! I 've e-mailed &NAME as you suggested , and I talked to &NAME )yesterday , although he did n't seem to be down to me . He really had a good time wiht you I )think , and loved the Science Museum ! &NAME &NAME - I did n't mean that &NAME was down as well , sorry it was n't clear ! We did have a fab time but he left me with lots to think about ! ( I hope &CHAR gave him some things to think about as well ! ) Definitely good stuff . And cheered me up no end ! I 've been so un-busy recently with work , and very busy with non-work ! Not good for )exams , but probably good for me as a person . I know exactly what you mean ! ! I 've been doing this and that , talking to a lot of people , and chilling out here . Filling out my resume &SMILEY - working as a cook , a stripper and a computer consultant among other things ! ! going to set up a computer network on tues for a local charity ! ! oh dear ... lots of people from &NAME came here on tuesday , ( &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME for an )hour ) the first &NUM and I went out on the river in my canoe and that was great fun , although &NAME was a bit wobbly ! &NAME ... The funny thing is that I thought about calling both you and &NAME , but then I thought that &NAME was too far away , and I also remembered we could n't get )more that &NUM people in the canoe ... It was almost sinking as it was ! I 'm glad you 're having fun ! Sounds like a good laugh . I would love to come and see your canoe some time - I 'm a big fan of mucking around on the water ! ! You 'll have to invite us up another time &SMILEY What have you bee up to recently ? I 've been trying to sort out in my head and in the world )what is going to happen next year . I really would like to do this PhD , but kinda now have a )bad feeling that I wo n't get it ... Still , I keep praying . I do wonder what will happen with my life , and I 'm sure you do as well ... I guess we will )muddle through somehow , most certainly with some divine prodding , if not ( as I 'd like ) )divine revelation , with road directions as a print out ! Hmmm. No , I guess not ! But life would n't be so much fun then . Whatever &NAME has planned for you it 's going to be GREAT ! I worked a bit on my story today , which I probably should n't have done , as today was one )of the last I will have for a while which is free for work . Still , I had fun " transposing " it )into first person ! It took a bit of work , but I think is overall , better . I 'd forgotten you were writing a story ! ! I think you 've mentioned it before but remind me -what is it about ? So , you speak to &NAME every night . ... &NAME - new love interest here ? ? ? ? : ) I 'll tell &NAME to watch out ! Hmmm. . ... Poor old &NAME , will she ever escape this ? ! She almost killed me when &CHAR suggested that I 'd set her up on a date with &NAME ! Decorating at &NAME 's was good today , but very tiring . I read the passage in the car coming home , there did n't seem to be a good point during the day . But my aunt suggested taking &NAME to church on &NAME morning ! ! So here 's hoping ... Have a fab &NAME &NAME , see you soon , love &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : hello We 're having difficulties on this end . Never fear , though , we 'll get there in the end . How do you get rid of the tools box in the corner of the window ? SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , Hello . I have now moved into &NAME &CHAR and my spare time is spent cleaning cupboards . My telephone number is &NUM &NUM &NUM and you are most welcome to call me as I will be very pleased to hear from you . I started my nine-week chemistry placement on Monday and it looks as though I am going to enjoy it &SMILEY The chemistry is interesting - and that ( of course ) is the main thing However , I have been getting up at 6am to catch a bus to &NAME and that is tiring ! Last night I lost my mobile phone and felt such a profound loss that I was quite shaken . I had left it on an express bus to &NAME and therefore despaired of all hope of ever seeing it again . Amazingly it was still on the bus when it got back into &NAME later that evening and I was reunited ! &NAME - &NAME you are enjoying your holiday in &NAME . &NAME - See you on Sunday evening ! &NAME - &NAME your placement is going well too . &NAME - &NAME ! Are you still practising scrabble ? &NAME - &NAME , absent one . &NAME - Did you enjoy your holiday in &NAME ? &NAME - Hopefully I 'll see you in a week or so sometime . &NAME - &NAME , absent one . &NAME - It was good to talk to you the other evening , enjoy &NAME ! I 'm not sure about boredom being decadent . I 'll try and write properly soon . Very best wishes , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME How did the interview go ? Did you enjoy graduation ? Is it nice being back at home ? Love &NAME reply to &EMAIL please SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , Sorry to hear you did n't get your PhD . How is the course going ? You still enjoying it ? I am still in &NAME but am coming back to &NAME tommorrow . Are you around ? If so it 'd be nice to catch up at some point ; I 'm only home for &NUM weeks , so do come round sometime and say hi if you 're free . I do n't know whether you 've heard through the grapevine , but I 've got a job working as a lay assistant in a church near &NAME next year ( actually , now I remember , I think I never replied to your text asking why I wanted to know where &NAME lived ... it was because I knew she lived somewhere near &NAME , but it 's not the same place . Sorry for being rude and not replying ) . I am looking forward to it , but it is also quite daunting ! I 've emailed the other &NUM who 'll be doing it with me , and they both seem really nice over the email , but getting to know someone that way is a little odd , to say the least ! Thanks for the birthday card too . The end of term has been so busy , I think I forgot to thank you for that too ... &NAME . Anyhow , hope to catch up soon ! Take care love &NAME xxx The best news in the world ! &WEBSITE &NAME ! Plus For a better &NAME experience &WEBSITE SUBJECT: hello Dear all , hello again ! Thanks so much for such a great weekend ! It was so lovely to see you all ( minus &NAME and &NAME ) again and I really enjoyed the weekend , although Sunday was a bit annoying as I only had partial hearing . A piece of advice for you : take great care when washing your hair ! Flooding your ear full of water does very little for your audible comfort ! Anyway . . . ... I hope all journeys home were ok with no more train delays etc. . . I had a lovely time with &NAME on Sunday afternoon and went to her church in the evening . It was great to see some of her friends again too and &NAME &NAME 's ( the minister ) sermon was ace . We then pigged out on pizza and chatted the evening away . My journey home on Monday morning was pretty uneventful , although I did manage to finish another economics book , so I was rather pleased with myself . I 've done a bit more reading these past couple of days too , and this afternoon I went to &NAME and got some more books from the library . You can tell I 'm trying to be keen ! &NAME - you 're a great host ! Hope you managed to find your way out of the maze of streets near &NAME 's house ! &NAME - I 'm a girl ! Honestly ! ! &NAME - Thanks for the lovely chats ! &NAME to see you again , and I hope the preparations for &NAME go well . I did n't get one of those library books in the end , so I hope the others did ! &NAME - so glad you could make it mate ! Sorry I did n't get much of a chance to chat ! Enjoy the next few weeks at home ( ? ) before you go , and be in touch ! &NAME - hello Mummy ! ! I did n't get much time to chat to you either , but I 'm certain we 'll make up for it next term ! ! ! &NAME - would you like to say grace for us &NAME ? &SMILEY &NAME - decided what to do for your birthday yet ? Looking forward to &NAME &CHAR floor ! ! &NAME - thanks for being such a brilliant taxi service for us all ! &NAME to see you ! &NAME - never seen a cake like it in my life , but it really was delicious ! You 've no excuse now when you go asking people for food ! ! ! &NAME the economics continues to go well ( keenie ! &SMILEY ) &NAME - sorry you could n't make it , but I 'm lucky to have seen you a few weeks ago anyway . &NAME all 's well and sorting for &NAME is going ok . Hey , and not long " til you 're &NUM now ! &NAME - Shame you could n't come either - you missed some good fun . &NAME the grainy job is still going ok . &NAME , better go , bye for now , love you all , &NAME xxx Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME , hope you 're well . Your advice is good , I 'm leaving it all well alone . I fell in the river on friday with the sole intention of providing amusement for the boat club and half of college . Just joking , I was launching a scull but the effect was produced all the same . If I ever get a boat I 'll call it &NAME . I have to explain this to so many people , can you guess why ? Are you doing a mission where you are ? &NAME &CHAR ceases his responsibilities as &NAME prayer sec next week . They 're all going out to planet of Sound to get wasted and find as many women as possible in the space of &NUM evening , just because they can . This was &NAME 's suggestion but he might just be being sarcastic ( in case you were wondering ) . So long , responsible CU leader ! &NAME . SUBJECT: hello &NAME all , as probably all of you know , my sister &NAME 's husband , &NAME , has got cancer . He is starting his chemotherapy treatment today . Please pray that he will be kept safe and that the treatment will be effective . Please could you also pray for &NAME , who is having to cope with all this stress as well as carry on with her teaching . &NAME will be in hospital for the next &NUM days , so &NAME will be by herself at home , and is not looking forward to it . They 've only been married &NUM months , so it 's really tough for them facing such a trial so soon into their life together . Thanks to all those of you who have taken the time to sit and chat with me about the whole thing . I really appreciate it and see it as such a blessing from &NAME to have such loving friends . Thanks also to all of you for your prayers so far . As &NAME said in a recent email : " We greatly appreciate your prayers - and they are being answered , as we are kept by &NAME 's grace and experience the peace which really does pass all understanding " . &NAME , better go - revision is calling ! Hope you all have a good day , love &NAME xx SUBJECT: hello hello &NAME ! got back from &NAME and am &CHAR tired ... apparently the weather on that island was the worst in &NUM years . - oh dear ! Does n't sound too great . Hope you had fun anyway ! Was it really freezing in the mountains ? Did you take many photos ? Well , since the end of term , I 've been busy trying to get some of my dissertation out of the way . I 've succeeded in getting the majority of my introductory chapter sorted , and HOPE to get the 2nd chapter drafted out by the end of the holidays . We 'll see . . ... Other than that , I 've been trying to do Christmas shopping ( with limited success ) and just generally enjoying being home . I 'm really looking forward to the end of next week , as &NAME will be coming home , and then we have &NAME and &NAME coming to stay with us for Christmas too . It 's good to be home . I 'm ready for some rest . To bed now ! sleep well ! bye for now , &NAME : &CHAR ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME is coming for dinner after hockey , so you would be more than welcome to come if you can . When are you going home ? I am going away form Friday night to Thursday , so we may not have a chance to meet . &NAME From : " &NAME &NAME &NAME " To : &NAME &NAME Subject : Re : &NAME &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME ! Just had a message from your husband too . Probably I 'm not free , as I 'm really , really busy . However , if you like , we 're playing hockey tonight at &NUM : &NUM pm at maiden castle ... Hope you are well , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , Hope you are well . How 's the mapping coming along ? Are you free at all in the next couple of days ? It would be good to see you esp as I am going away at the weekend so may not get to see you before Christmas otherwise . Love , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME yep , that sounds great . See you at &NUM . &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME " wrote : how about tomorrow ? &NUM : &NUM outside the library ? &NUM pm ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , &NAME , welcome back to &NAME ( ? ) &NAME . Hope you 're settling back into college ok . Where is your room ? I am fine , still doing the same job etc , although we have moved house . Nothing vaguely exciting has happened other than that though . I jsut wondered if you wanted to meet for lunch at the Science site again like we did last term sometime ? It would be great to see you sometime . Love , &NAME &NAMEThanks for the phone call yesterday . Glad the weekend was a good one . I have calculated the circular correlation between your strike &WEBSITE , with an associated p-value for testing for a &NUM correlation of &NUM &NUM . There is no point in trying to explain what a circular correlation is since I am not exactly sure myself . It is however well recognized and the calculation is based on programs written by &NAME &NAME a geographer at &NAME ! ! You can decide whether to use it . I think you are right , in general , to keep the stats minimal since your plots show no evidence of a relationship . The advantage of mentioning the circular correlation coefficient is it shows that you recognize that angular data can not be treated the same as " normal " data . Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Dear &NAME , My back is recovering but I do not think I shall run today . I want to make sure I am fit for next week . &NAME went to the physio this morning . He has hips which are out of line ( feet point in ) and this causes the pain . It is genetic and , once mentioned , &NAME realised that that is exactly what she had . Some wedges in his shoes and exercises may help . &NAME 's day is definitely commercialised but I have n't before heard about stores handing out candy ! Very appropriate for the purchase of a toothbrush I 'm sure . Dad On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : It was nice talking you on the weekend , hope your back recovers soon . Can you still run ? Hope you have a good valentines day . I went shopping for a toothbrush and paste this morning and was given a rolo by the casheir , for some reason , I guess they were a damaged packet or something . I did n't complain . It seemed to make an older lady ( in a wheelchair ) very happy , when she was given one , so that was nice . It was intersting to see another holiday ( if it is that ) comerciallised . Oh well . &NAME , Talk to you later . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Choose whichever is easier . It makes little difference since you are not going to be earning money throughout the year . Dad On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi Dad , I 'm just filling in my form for living at margrets next &NAME you think I should pay in &NUM payments , or every month ? What do you think ? I 'll check my e-mail again later today . I started my &NUM to &NUM with &NAME &NAME last night , which was really good . We 're studying &NAME . Talk to you later . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Dear &NAME , You should keep the &NUM in your account in case it is needed . This is no problem . The &NUM bill would be a shock . I hope you got some sleep last night ( in preparation for your murder mystery tonight . ) I gather &NAME would be glad to hear from his " experienced " brother about college balls ( before Sat night . ) Talk to you on the weekend I suppose , Dad On &NAME , &NUM May &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Revision almost " going " today . I 'm really tired though , as I slept badly last night . &NAME . I also got a college bill for another £ &NUM . &NAME ! I have over a thousand in my account , if youn need any money back , as I wo n't use £ &NUM . Take Care , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , How 's things ? And is there any truth in the rumours that you 'll be working somewhere up here this year ? As regards your last email , which expressed some concern for my mental wellbeing , I 'd like to assure you that I am most definitely not a member of the " I 'm so fat and ugly no one will ever like me , I hate myself " brigade . I 'm not really bothered about what I look like to men , just because I 've had plenty of offeres over the last year to convince me that at least some of them have terrible taste . This , therefore , is not a problem ! Anything I do to get fit then , is for me and my health and ( mostly ) not the neurotic reasons . So I 'm back in &NAME and the suns shining and everythings fun and happy and lectures have n't started yet . Looking forward to it ( am I mad ? ) and only worried about the disaster which is my dissertation . Hope you 're well ! &NAME &SMILEY SUBJECT: Hello from &NAME Hi &NAME So , how 's life on the edge ? Been in any more duels lately ? That is pretty freaky -- almost being stabbed by a broken dueling sword is definitely something to write home about ! Are you working hard ? Of course ! I know how you feel about the sick of school syndrome . We had good snow around here until a week ago when the temperatures rose to &NUM or more ! Last week I went to the Jr. &NAME in &NAME . I had the best race of my career to date in the 10km skate race on Monday , the worst waxing experience on wednesday 's 15km classic pursuit ( we totally missed the grip wax , so at the top of almost every hill I had to stop and scrape to inches of ice and snow off of my ski base ! ) , and yesterday , Sunday , I had a really disappointing 30km classic race . On Saturday , it was &NUM degrees &NAME , and so the course was slushy when it was groomed . It dropped to &NUM degrees over night , and the tracks set like cement ! As a result , the course was extremely fast ( icy tracks ) , and the downhills were insane . I ca n't ski very well on icy snow yet , so I had a lot of falls . The worst fall was at 7km at the bottom of the fastest downhill where I got caught up in some loose snow . Hitting the ground was like craching on cement -- hard and unyielding . On top of hitting the ground at &NUM km / &CHAR ( at least ) , another racer crashed right behind me before I could get up . He hit me in the lower back , and his skis put a few cuts in there . I was pretty sore from that , and I had had the race knocked out of me , so I lost a lot of ground . My results in that race were so disappointing because I have been building myself up to this race for almost a year . Also , because I crashed so many times , I crossed the finish line and did n't feel very tired . On the plus side , I 've got some cool scars on my lower back and butt ! I 've got a few more races this season -- if we can fiond some snow to hold them on ! Hopefully I wo n't have someone stab me with a pole -- &NAME ski racing is n't a duel with swords , after all ! It was nice hearing from you . Keep working hard . &NAME Get Your Private , Free Email at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hello from &NAME Hi &NAME , It was great to get all caught up on the &NAME news . Did you have any luck finding a house yet ? It sounds like quite a formidable task . Are there any that other students may " hand down " when they graduate ? Is it not cool to live in residence past first year ? ? That seems to be the way of it here . We have just finished a curling bonspiel . We managed to lose &NUM games in a row and funnily enough , that means we do n't play for prizes in the final event this afternoon . ( imagine that ! ) At any rate , we are settled in for a quiet afternoon of watching football ( the playoffs ) as Super Bowl is next weekend . &NAME has been doing lots of studying as exams are this week and next . He writes English in classtime &NUM / &NUM last thursday and the other half this Thursday . Physics is on Friday--big panic ! ! He played his tuba selection for music last Friday and did well , so he was pleased with that one . He is taking &NUM &NAME classes next semester and one called &NAME &NAME -- you guessed it-- the music room ! ! So he will be busy but will end up with &NUM out of &NUM &NAME 's done by the end of the year ( hopefully ) This means he needs only &NUM more next year and will fill in or upgrade some throughout the year . At this point that will be another English and History . We will be keeping our fingers crossed about his audition for Music next spring . So much rides on a &NUM minute period . We got him a tuba mouthpiece for Christmas and are going to look at tubas when we go to &NAME in the March Break . The &NAME has so many more music stores to look in. School continues to hum along for &NAME and &NAME We had no buses &NUM day this week due to the snow so it was a quiet day at school and gave us time to clean up some corners and get some computers organized . Report cards will be upon us again before you know it . I do n't know if &NAME emailed you or not , but I talked to her ( live on the telephone ) last Sunday . They were very sad as &NAME had to be put down . He had an enlarged heart and I think cancer as well . It was tough for all of them . He had been around a long time and really had grown up and old with their boys . It is very tough to lose a pet , especially &NUM as appealing as &NAME always was . I hope all is well with &NAME and the rest of your family . It sounds like you had a good Christmas . I 'm sure your Mum was cooking up all your favourites ( not brussel sprouts ) It would be different to have everyone home again . Well , I 'd better go . Homework is calling my name ( yuck ) &NAME and &NAME are coming to curl with us in &NAME so we 'll have a bit of a visit . I don " I think any of the boys are coming as they are tied up with work and school and activities . We 'll wait to see them another time . Take care Love from &NAME ( for &NAME and &NAME too ) Hi &NAME ! I hope you all had a great Christmas and New Year . Ours was very enjoyable . Anyway , here is what I 'm sure you 've been waiting for . Another summary of the life of . ... ( Dun , &NAME &NAME ! ) &NAME &NAME ! Well , now I 'm back at college , and once again , the new year has started with . ... New Year 's Day ! &NAME , What a surprise ! Any way , it is good to be back here at &NAME 's, to see my friends again . It 's surprising how quickly deep friendships are formed , and how much you mature ( or at least change ) in &NUM term away from home ! It was surprising to see what I thought of the people at my old school in the holidays , as I returned to &NAME in time for the &NAME service which &NAME Road ( my ex school ) puts on . I enjoyed singing in the service , but I could n't help thinking how young everyone looked ! This is even more surprising as at college , the age differences seem to completely disappear . For example , while most of my friends are in my year , many are at least &NUM ( I 'm &NAME and many of my other friends are in third year ! I suppose one of the observations I made this holiday is that at school , more of the girls wear makeup , but at college , there are a few , but it is harder to keep the " perfect look " , &NUM hours a day , &NUM days a week for your friends . I ca n't say that 's a bad thing ! ( After all we 're all human underneath ! . ... ( the concealer , blush , and mascara ! ) ) HOW ON EARTH DID I GET ON TO TALKING ABOUT THAT ? ! Anyway . ... It was really good to talk to you around christmas , and thanks once again for the wood . I 'm sorry to say that I did n't have time to turn ANY bowls in the whole holiday , but ( dramically)' Fear not ! They shall be used ! ! " I 'm in the process of looking for a house for next year . I really did n't know what a trouble it would be . I was going to share house with a couple of friends ( &NUM was going to buy the house ) but the &NUM which were affordable were at least a mile and a half away from the city centre , and about &NUM miles from our other friends ! Other options are renting , or living in a &NUM person flat for the year . But &NAME is a weird place for houses , and other things . &NAME towns are relatively cheap to live in , as a general rule . However , the University wants to be very similar to &NAME ( &NAME , and &NAME ) somehow this has affected the town in that &NUM miles outside &NAME , you can buy a house for &NUM people for £ &NUM , &NUM , but when you come into the city , the same house would cost £ &NUM , &NUM ! It really is CRAZY ! &NAME ! Anyway , &NAME has started again , although I missed yesterday 's practice as I was house hunting . I look forward to killing people again ! Photography is still going strongly , I spent about &NUM hours in the darkroom the other day , and ended up with not very good results , and a really weird feeling stomach . &NAME ! again ! Oh well , practice makes perfect ! I think one of the nice things about the holiday was that I had some 'down time " , which does n't seem to happen at University . It is really nice sometimes to just veg in front of the TV and eat far , far to much chocolate , and other wonderful foods . ... like pringles ! &NAME ! Another good thing was seeing the family . While being at college is fun , you sometimes forget to miss the family , and it is only when you go home you realize how much you actually did miss them . ( and all the annoying habits ! ) I believe one of the most apparent things which I noticed when I went home was that unlike college , I could n't just do what I wanted , when I wanted , but had to " fit back into the family structure " ( My , it is a shame I ca n't do voices on E-mail ! ) OK , well I think I really must go now , Optical Mineralogy beckons , and I must answer the call . So long , guys ! Do you &NUM families still find the time to meet up during the year ? Do Take Care &NAME &NAME and Love from &NAME SUBJECT: Hello from rainy &NAME How you doing ? I 'm not quite sure which country you 're in at the moment so I wo n't make any presumption except to say I know it 's about now that you 're due to be back in the centre of the universe that is the South of &NAME ! It 's been over a month since I last wrote to you and what a month ! In the last e-mail I told you how everything was sorted for &NAME &NAME , that we 'd been down and measured the site and that it was all looking good . Well with a week to go we received a phone call from the farmer to say that unfortunately we would n't be able to use the field . There were some sheep on the land an although they had successfully applied for a licence to move them , they would need to keep the field clear for &NUM days afterwards . &NAME . One of out backup farms was immediately brought on line an everything was set . The only downside of this was that we had n't seen it , we knew however that it was larger . With &NUM days to go everything was sorted when &NAME received a phone call ( I bet he hated answering the phone ! ) from &NAME &NAME Council to say that due to an increase in &NAME in the area all lorries were prohibited from entering farm land and therefore they could not deliver the &NAME we ordered . This was not the only problem to us as of course all our food and the tents are delivered by lorry . After an evening of phoning the farmers fax machine and little bit of quick thinking managed to get us in touch with them and they said they did n't have a problem with lorries going onto the site ! We arrived on the Wednesday morning to a huge and relatively flat field . After a short while we managed to decided were everything was going to go . We befriended the farmers wife who was able to help us with phone numbers for a new &NAME and also for a &NAME to dig a cess pit for us ( nice ! ) . We were flying through advance camp , after &NUM days almost everything was up . We had a good time of worship were we looked at Romans &NUM : &NUM ( read for relevance ) and after visiting the pub went to bed . We woke up on the Friday morning to find that our generators had been stolen ! A few phone calls and a &NUM hour round trip saw them replaced with bigger and better models paid for by the insurance and made us more security alert before there were any of the kids on site . After that there were no more glitches , except that the guys who nicked the generators came back on site &NUM day ( at about lunch time ) to see if they could nick them again . When challenged as to who they were they said " We 're looking for a couple of generators for tonight ! " laughed and drove off . We never saw them again . &NAME did some amazing stuff on the camp . Some of the times of worship were amazing and &NAME spoke to many people , some for the first time . &NAME ( better mention her somewhere ) had a really good time and it was really good for me that she was there . Mid way through camp I shot over to &NAME &NAME for a wedding which was really good and one of those " could n't have missed it for the world " type weddings . It was just a shame that it was on the opposite side of the country . I brought &NAME back here after &NAME an after spending a couple of nights here we both travelled down to her house where I stayed for just under a week helping to look after her &NUM nieces ( &NUM and &NUM years old ) . It was tiring if fun and great to spend a bit more time with &NAME . It 'll be the last time I see her before 23rd September when we 're both back in &NAME . That is , of course , if the &NAME trip goes ahead . I do n't know how much of the news surrounding &NAME and &NAME you 've seen but in the last week to &NUM days things have n't been the rosy and the phrase " they 're killing each other " pretty much sums it up . We 're still wanting to go but if it 's not safe we will have to decided so . On 29th we will make a decision not to go if it 's not safe . If things are okay we will then live an hour at a time until we 're on the plane and in the air ! Before then I 've got various bits and pieces on . In a fortnight there 's a holiday club for &NUM year olds ! &NAME ! I 've managed to get some reading for my course done , although not a great deal , but at least it 's a start . All things " &NAME &CHAR " are picking up speed at the moment . I 'm travelling to &NAME a week today and moving some of my stuff in and at the same time getting some essentials from &NAME into the flat . &NAME &NAME , electricity , bleach ... ! ! ! Anything that is n't too expensive and does n't require a fridge or freezer ! ! Over the following month the others are coming for various bits and pieces like regattas and the &NAME &NAME Run . Actually you might be able to help ... Where do you buy electricity from ? There are n't any power stations in &NAME so I 'm not quite sure ! ! I know there 's a shop near by but I 'm not sure which &NUM and where it is . Also , do you buy cards from them or is there a key in the flat you " charge up " ? So many questions ! ! I hope the family and friends visiting was fun , stress free and rewarding for you and that you 're now looking forward to writing your dissertation . &NAME all is well , &NAME &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ( Fwd ) &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME note re canoes : - we will be &NUM ( &NAME will probably not be able to get the time off after taking &NUM weeks at the end of June ) , so we could probably fit in &NUM canoes - particularly if they are &NUM footers . - I now have &NUM canoes , though the one is not really that light ( certainly NOT &NAME weight ) . We could use those . Does &NAME have one ? Or maybe I could try to borrow one from &NAME &NAME . Anyone , we can try to arrange something . &NAME Dear &NAME , Thanks for the various messages . We should have a map at home so will check out your suggestions . My first thought is that going south of &NAME might be convenient but I recall that there are sometimes problems with water levels in that region . How soon do we have to book . ( I think the straight backpacking option would not be very popular with our family by the way although I have also thought about the cost of canoes and wondered what options might exist . ) Yes , we clearly want to see &NAME and &NAME . My sister is talking about an anniversary party the first week we are in &NAME ( arriving July &NUM ) so it might be best to work something around that if your cottage does not fit into the final plans ( perish the thought ) . I will try to get back to you tonight or tomorrow but if not it will be next week . &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME ( Fwd ) &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Hi &NAME The sun is shining , the buds on the trees are almost bursting , and I am off to open the cottage this weekend - all sure signs that summer is fast approaching . ( And none to soon if you ask me ! ) How are things going in &NAME ? Your older guys must be quickly approaching the end to another year of university . I assume they are doing well . Do &NAME 's plans still call for him to be over here for most of the summer ? And how are you and &NAME and &NAME ? I imagine you are as busy as always . &NAME the envirnoment at the University is reasonably positive . Is &NAME involved in everything going ? Over here , things do on with no surprises - always good news . &NAME is still on contract at &NAME & &NAME , but has a chance at a permanent position that he will find out about on Monday . Keep your fingers crossed . If it does n't pan out though , they want to extend his contract for another &NUM months . It sounds as though he is bringing good value to them . Before he agreed to extend the contract , however , he made sure he could get &NUM weeks off near the end of June . He 's heading to &NAME then . Originally , he was going by himself right about now . But a number of his friends thought that it sounded like a good plan , and there are now &NUM of them going . To fit everyone in , they had to delay their departure until everyone else was finished school . The plans are to land in &NAME , stay a couple days , take the Chunnel to &NAME then visit &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . Talk about a lightning tour . One of the guys is fluent in French and has some German , so they figure they will be OK for language . I think &NAME also plans on visiting a few &NAME friends on the way around . Sounds like great fun , if a bit rushed - oh to be that young again . &NAME is waiting to hear from the Universities . I think he has finally figured out that he should try to get some decent marks - better late than never . He will have &NUM &NAME 's ( instead of the required &NUM ) when he finishes so he should have a good enough average when he counts his best &NUM . Unfortunately , some of the &NAME 's he did last year did n't have great marks , so he wo n't get many acceptances until they receive this terms mid-terms ( they went in this week ) . He has &NUM acceptance so far , and is keeping fingers crossed for the rest . He is still hoping for &NAME in &NAME &NAME , but may miss out on that because of timing having to wait for this terms marks . We will see . &NAME still motors on . Being almost &NUM ( this summer ) he does n't really want to come to the cottage this summer , is not sure that he wants to go back to the camp he was at last summer ( but does n't have another job lined up yet ) , and is quite indignant when we say that we do n't want him to stay home alone when we take holidays at the cottage . Nonetheless , something will work out . He is still doing well in school - despite being part of the first cohort to go through the &NUM year program . It 's a good thing he ( of all of them ) has good work habits . Are your plans to come to &NAME in the summer still intact ? Everyone here is looking forward to your visit . How about the possible trip into &NAME - still on ? ? ? If it is , then we should firm up the dates and make site reservations . Let me know your plans . Write when you have time and let me know the news . &NAME and &NAME and the boys . SUBJECT: &NAME , &NAME Christmas , and &NAME New Year Hi &NAME ! I hope this message finds you well at &NAME College . How are things going ? Where are you in the school year ? What did you do over he holidays ? What non-school-related things are you doing ? How 's that family ? THinngs are going well over here , although it is above freezing , the snow around here has melted , and it feels like spring ! &NAME for normal people -- &NAME for skiers ! Whatever , things will get better . School is slowly driving me crazy , and , unlike the army , I ca n't get a medical discharge ( well , not without going over the edge first ) . I 'm just complaining ; it 's not all that bad , I 'm just really busy -- like everyone else ! &NAME racing is ... I 'm not too sure how that is going to turn out this year . I have n't raced very well so far , but I 'm working on getting really focussed . I 'm having fun with it , and that 's most important , but I really want to do well . I 'm getting ready for my exams now . I 'm doing all right so far at making school and skiing co-exist , and I should be able to keep it up ( little-train-that-could mentality going on here ) . Well , as much as I 'm living la vida loca over here ( sarcasm ) , I 've run out of things to say -- not much happens to me outside of skiing and school . Whenever something interesting happens , I should write it down to tell people like you . Anyway , &NAME things ar going well with you , and I 'll be in touch . Later , &NAME Get Your Private , Free Email at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: hello out there ... ! Hi &NAME just to apologise that I still have not answered your email ... thanks for your last email - sounds like life is treating you well &SMILEY I have been really busy , I have been doing a &NAME course , learning how to teach English to non-native speakers . it 's been fun but very tiring ! Also my email address has gone a bit funny , and wo n't send ... so this is my new one ! I thought I would let you know . so I will try and write properly soon .. but in the meantime &NAME bless and I hope things are good with you . love &NAME xxx * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME ! HI &NAME ! Thanks for emailing me ! It was good to hear from you ! Thank you for the birthday wishes ! I had a wonderful day ! Would you please also say thanks to the rest of your family for sending the note / card for my birthday ! It brightened my day ! I did n't really buy anything special at the &NAME when I went with my &NAME ! The only thing that I got my &NAME bought for me ! It was a yellow shirt from Campus Crew ! I love that store ! Do you have any of those stores in &NAME ? It is a scary thought when you say you only have &NUM terms left ! It seems as though it was just a few years ago that you and your family were living here and you were in highschool ! I remember I think it was you who came and helped at my birthday party &NUM year ! The winter has been awful in my perspective this year ! There has been a lot of snow ! We just got a whole bunch more today ! My dad 's family was supposed to come for supper for &NAME &NAME 's Day but had to cancel because of all the snow ! Too bad ! I was looking forward to seeing all of them ! Well I must get on my way now ! I 'm still in my P.J. 's at &NUM : &NAME ! I must get dressed , practice the fiddle and take the dog for a walk ! HOpe to hear from you soon ! HAPPY &NAME . &NAME 'S DAY ! ! ! ! ! &NAME Hi &NAME ! It was great to hear from you ! First of all , &NAME Birthday ! ( for Saturday ) I hope it was a good day ! I heard that your Grandmother took you shopping at the &NAME . Did you buy anything really special ? I 'm drawing to the end of yet another term at University , only &NUM more till I graduate . Very scary . Very , very , scary . Well , I 'd best go now , but I 'm looking forward to hearing from you ! Oh , how has the snow been this winter ? It 's one of the things I miss about &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: He 's &NAME Hi &NAME ! How 's things , like work and life and stuff ? I 've been crazy busy with work recently . I think I 've actually worked harder in the last week and a half than I ever have before , if you can believe that ! ? I reckon I put in about &NUM hours solid work in the last 7ish days ! Still , I got my practical reports handed in on time ( &NUM hours early in fact ! ) , and I 'm quite pleased with them . So , I 'm taking a day or &NUM break and then starting another &NUM word essay and revision for &NUM exams in about a month . No rest for the Godly ! What are your plans for &NAME ? Are you having much time off ? As you can imagine , I have n't had that much time to do many other things apart from work recently , but a couple of weeks ago I had various end-of-season sports dinners , and actually won hockey player of the season ! &NAME has finished now , and most people have gone home , although quite a few of my friends are still around , being finalists and suchlike . Thanks for the &NAME 's Call &NAME - it 's my Number &NUM album at the moment . &SMILEY What do you think of &NUM Acres ? What are your favourite songs ? Well &NAME , t' would be nice to see you if you 're coming back to &NAME at some point over &NAME . Else , I hope you 're enjoying life and blessing those around you ( I 'm sure you are ) ! Keep it real , &NAME &NAME I 'm going on a day-trip to &NAME in a couple of week 's time , with &NUM friends ( both male ) ! SUBJECT: Hey Hi &NAME ! How 's things ? Did I tell you I got &NUM &CHAR 's ( 75-79% ) in my exams ? ? ! ! Term is going OK . I 'm off home this weekend to see &NAME ( &NAME African &NAME ) who is visiting with his wife &NAME . I also ordered a pair of rollerblades which I 'm going to pick up . I 've found something I think you might enjoy . Go to &WEBSITE is quite extraordinarily funny . LOL , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hey I unfortunately do n't have the capabilitities to play the &NAME , but is is it the Oh , shame . It is indeed the wonderful Mr. &NAME song . I think it starts off something like ... In the heart of Middle-Earth in the land of &NAME Lives the brave little &NAME that we all admire. . He 's &NAME , ( &NAME ) , &NAME &NAME The bravest little &NAME of them all Quite hilariously dreadful . I printed off your new song . Do you have any of the old &NUM , like the &NUM on the cd as txt files ? I have all the lyrics . I 'll post them on that web-site . Unfortunately none of them have chords , but I might try and do a few . Keep it real &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hey Oh well , I love her quite hugely , and sometimes I laugh out loud because I am so happy . &SMILEY You are a lucky man &NAME ! Let me suggest that when a woman says NO , what she actually means is YES ! If she says " Oh no , I do n't want flowers " , what she actually means is " I 'd love flowers " ! If she says , " Oh , do n't take me out for dinner " what she actually means is " I really want you to take me out for dinner ! " , and if she says " Let 's not celebrate &NAME 's Day this year , " what she actually means is " Please surprise me with a &NAME celebration ! " . I was upset to hear about &NAME and &NAME . Yes , I spoke to her the other day , and she sounded OK . In regards to &NAME , if you want to contact him , I would email him if I was you , rather than calling him . He 's not being particularly open about the whole situation at the moment , so I 'm not sure what kind of response you 'll get . OK , well I 'm in the lab doing some language work , so I 'll get back to it . &NAME &NAME ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hey ! Hi &NAME , Sorry I 've not replied before now - I forgot you sent this ! What can I do to help her ? If she gets in touch with the Fairtrade Foundation like NOW , they may be able to help her if she offers to do research that would be useful to them . Email available on their website . My dissertation was terrible but it 's a growing topic so she could definitely do a good one if she 's interested . How 's things with you ? LOL &NAME xxx On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , here is &NAME 's e-mail address ( at the top of this e-mail as well . ) &EMAIL . Hi &NAME . Hope you are well ! &NAME is my daughter at college , and is starting down the dark path of fair trade dissertations . Perhaps you might be able to help ? Love , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Hi &NAME ! You know you mentioned that your brother 's girlfriend did her dissertation on fair trade- would it be at all posiible for you to give me her email address or something so that I could just ask her a few questions ? ! If you do n't think this is appropriate then that 's fine but she might be able to shed some light on the problems I am having ! Thanks &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: hey ! Hey &NAME , thanx for your email . Sorry I have n't written in SO long , but life sometimes seems to take over in all its business ! Anyways , things are good with me these days , I am really looking forward to a week today when I get to go home for reading week ! I really need a break , I 'm tired of work work work ! Of course when I 'm home though , I will be doing work , but not til the end of the vacation ! I 'm finding this semester to be much better than last - the marks are now starting to shine through , they were n't where I wanted them to be last semester , but I guess that that 's a part of university life in first year - the adjustment . But I 'm glad to be picking it all up now ! It makes me much more happy . I am waiting anxiously for spring to come , I have had enough of the cold weather and snow . I want to be able to go for runs outside , rollerblade , go for walks , read at the lake etc. .. &NUM cannot wait ! It will be pretty soon though , so that 's good . Next week I have &NUM big language tests - &NUM in french and one in spanish ... so I have a busy weekend of studying ahead of me . I 'm glad to be doing them before reading week though , it will be nice to go home knowing that I have completed them already . Although I have my next english essay awaiting me after the break due &NUM weeks later ... oh well , I guess it never ends ! I am really excited about going home for the summer as well . I am packing up and moving out on April &NUM , and then I start swimming lessons on the &NUM . I still have &NUM exams - &NUM on the &NUM and one on the &NUM , but I did NOT want to stay here for the entire month of april , and &NUM it is necessary that I go home for work purposes . So I am really happy about that . My mom probably has an administrator 's convention in &NAME the week that I have to come back ( midweek ) , so we 'll probably stay in a hotel , I can still come to residence and study in my room if I want because it 's mine until the 29th , but we 'll see . I am looking forward to having mom here and the car so that we can drive around etc. .. &NAME busy busy ... so many future plans made already ! I ca n't believe that I 'm almost finished my first year of university ... honestly ... where did the time go ? I often wonder ! And apparently it only picks up from here ... how much faster can it go ? Anyways , it was nice to hear from you , write back when you have the time sometime ! love from &NAME Get Your Private , Free Email at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hey ! To my favourite middle brother , I am glad things have improved ! &NAME I have not written for a while , I have been rather busy . How are you doing in hockey ? I have now officially joined the &NAME &NAME &NAME Hey &NAME ! I 'm feeling very good this morning , even though it is a grey day here in &NAME . &NAME ! I have a lot of work to do today , because I did none yesterday afternoon . I went up the high parts of the cathedral and saw the " forbidden corridor " of Hogwarts . I also picked up one of the cobwebs from the &NAME set for you . I 'll send it to you sometime . Keep smiling and praying and talking to &NAME and Dad nicely . Remember , they love you very much , even if sometimes they make you do piano practice ! ! ! ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Hey ! Hi &NAME ! You know you mentioned that your brother 's girlfriend did her dissertation on fair trade- would it be at all posiible for you to give me her email address or something so that I could just ask her a few questions ? ! If you do n't think this is appropriate then that 's fine but she might be able to shed some light on the problems I am having ! Thanks &NAME SUBJECT: hey ... &NAME , I 'm sorry I got mad yesterday ; I 'd had such a bad day and what you said was just the last in the long line of a horrible day ... I feel very guilty , so I hope you will forgive me ... I 'll try not to let it happen again , promise . Love , &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: hey hey G'day &NAME I 'm at work now and I have a long wait between the primary and secondary antibody washes for the protein I am analyzing , so I thought I 'd write and update you on what 's going on here . Not much has changed since I last wrote . I 'm still working , which means that I have n't been hospitalized or blown up yet , and I 'm still haivng a pretty good time here . Our boss is a lot of fun , and seems to get most of his kicks out of violating the &CHAR of &CHAR code of conduct for professors -- oh well ! I 'm doign stuff on my own now , so that is good . Training is goign well . I am doing lots of weight training now , and not much running and biking . I am going to start doing more of those &NUM pretty soon , and more stuff on otp of it . I have been havign trouble eating stuff lately , so the weight training has been a little weird ( ie : I get into the gym and start feeling really sick shortly after I begin my workout ) . But it 's jsut my body gettign used to being abused liek that agian . I am trying to get good tickets to see either barenaked ladies or go goo dolls this summer . The latter seems the most promising , as the concert hall for bnl is almost entirely sold out . Both are groups that are on my must see list . Did I tell you that I saw &NAME this past fall ? &NAME show ! My sister and I were right at the point of the heart ( on the floor ) so &NAME and &NAME were otu there for a lot of the concert -- too cool ! I also saw &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM and &NAME . The hearing in my left ear is kind of bad now , thanks to &NAME , but who needs to hear stuff anyway ? ! I have to go to a seminar now ( actually , the grad students are probably jsut going to do soem drinking , &CHAR ut they discuss journal articles too to make it legitinate ) , so I 'll talk to you later . I hope all is well ! &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Hi Hey &NAME ! Hello ! How 's &NAME ? ! I guess you might check your email at some point during your road trip , so I thought I 'd give you something to read if you did . It was nice to hear from you last Saturday . Well , my placement is good . I 'm doing research on coatings for paint - which is much more interesting than it sounds honestly ! I say 'doing " , but I have n't really started yet due to &NUM thing and another . Most of my time so far has been spent reading patents and being inducted . There are a few other students working there too , so that 's nice . We were supposed to start doing some experiments today but then it was pointed out we did n't have safety footwear , so that required a little trip out to buy some maybe tomorrow will see some work Wonderfully , I do n't have to get up at 6am every day any more ! I 've found someone who works there and lives in &NAME , so he gives me a lift there and back . Sorry I have n't emailed much - internet access has been rather difficult as college is the nearest online place for me and I only manage to check it once or twice a week ! However , I now have a computer at work so that should make things easier . My family has been staying with me last week . They were having a holiday in and around &NAME . Last Sunday &NAME and his family came to visit for the evening . We all went out for a meal to &NAME &NAME , and &NAME and I also went to visit &NAME &NAME . &NAME wanted to try and look around &NAME &CHAR , but it was locked . However , &NAME I was open so we wandered in there and looked around a little - most bizarre ! We also had a little look in &NAME &NAME &NAME says he 's hoping to have the same holiday in &NAME again next year for all those who can make it - hooray ! &NAME to hear from you soon . &NAME SUBJECT: Hi You cheeky monkey ! Of course I wo n't send you anymore forwards ! &SMILEY Terms going fine , I 'm preparing for a few small tests this week , and am pleased that I am able to actually get some proper work done ! Usually , It 's a bit difficult to do all that is necessary with hectic social lives , etc. Who 's big &CHAR in love with them ? &NAME &NAME &NAME want to put me on the commitee next year apparently . It 's quite an honour for me I think , so hopefully I 'll be able to serve them to the best of my abilities ! The position is publicity , and might include a website , etc. So , how is YOUR term going ? I did tell you I 'd be in &NAME on the weekend of the 1st of April did n't &NUM ( not April fool 's by the way ) . &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME Message --- &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM From : " T.S. &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : [ Fwd : Boring message for you to delete ] ] ( Fwd ) &NAME : " T.S. &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : &NAME &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : " T.S. &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : ( &EMAIL ) just out of intrest , the last few names on the list , I all know , &NUM ) &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME - flat mate &NUM ) &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME - in college with him &NUM ) &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME - in a play , and college &NUM ) &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME - um who ? ( he practically lives in &NAME 's and is in Love . &NUM ) &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME How is your term going ? althogh I like hearing from you , please do n't send any more forwards . Thanks . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME &EMAIL SUBJECT: hi Hi &NAME , I may see you before you get this , but as I 'm in the computer room I thought I may as well send you a quick message . Thanks for your note . Your thoughts and prayers are really appreciated . I have found it really difficult to cope with and understand everything to do with &NAME and him getting cancer . Coming away from home has made me think about things even more , and I 've spent the past few days thinking of it all a lot , and trying to sort things out with &NAME too , as I 've not been faithful to him as I should through all of this . I guess coz of all this I have been quieter and more thoughtful , and not really way keen on spending time with people . Sorry if I have not seemed very welcoming , I 've just had a lot on my mind . &NAME is seeing the cancer specialist tomorrow , so we should have some idea of how bad or good to prospects look , and he 'll hopefully start on treatment soon after . Well , I 'd better get back to the creaky library and my wonderful microeconomics . See you , &NAME SUBJECT: Hi ! ! &NAME all ! Sorry for the mass email and for my lack of communication over the past few days ... weeks ... months ( delete as appropriate ! ) . Hope you are all well and have had good summers . Mine has been &NUM big job hunt which has resulted in my obtaining a job with &NAME &NAME in &NAME . I move to &NAME tomorrow and start my job on Tuesday ! My plan is to stick with the job for as long as I enjoy it / can bear it and then maybe find something else jobwise or do work experience or something ... hmm ... Basically , I also need to sort out what career I want to pursue , and at present am pretty set on the idea of applying for primary &NAME courses for next year . Anyway , so there you go . Otherwise , my summer has been ok . Have travelled about a bit ( to &NAME 's, to &NAME ( Commonwealth Games &NAME and &NAME &NAME concert ) , to &NAME to help with kids activities , to &NAME on family holiday ... ) and spent the rest of my time being " the Wedding Planner " , for my sister 's wedding next month , and practically living in the JobCentre . I hate that place . &NAME , better go get some beauty sleep before moving tomorrow . Take care and be in touch . Oh , my new address is : &NUM &NAME Crescent &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME in case any of you feel inclined to write me nice letters ( hint hint , &NAME &SMILEY ) . Emails and phone calls are also most welcome ( &NUM &NUM &NUM ) . I hope jobs , studying , dossing etc go well for you all , bye for now , &NAME xxx &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME ! Dear &NAME & &NAME , Thanks for the email ! &NAME , that 's really neat that you have email now ! What kind of computer do you have ? Does it have any fun stuff ? And &NAME , you must be done your exams , yes ? Have they gone well ? Any chance of you making a trip down to &NAME sometime in the next &NUM weeks ? I 'm off to the library now to do some work , then I 'll crash into bed . We went to the &NAME &NAME yesterday , so needless to say I 'm exhausted ! See you , love , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , thomas.ravalde wrote : Hi &NAME , I 'm writing from &NAME 's computer now . It would be good if you send a quick reply ! ! ! ! Take Care , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi Hi &NAME ! Sounds like you 're having a good holiday . Actually , I guess you 're coming back to &NAME tomorrow , so you probably wo n't get this till then . Anyway , hope you had a great time and did lots of exciting things . Today is a bank holiday ! I get a day off work ! ( Can you tell I 'm excited ? ) Have just said goodbye to &NAME and &NAME . They came with &NAME for &NAME and &NAME 's wedding and stayed the weekend in my flat . It was very good fun . We went with &NAME to her new church yesterday in &NAME , &NAME . It 's really great ! She 's starting work there today . Yesterday evening we went over to &NAME &NAME 's for a chinese meal and watched a video . Again , most enjoyable ! I 've had a lovely weekend . &NAME to see you soon , and hear all about your holiday . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME happy birthday ! Dear &NAME , aka Big Boss of the multinational , multimillion company , " &NUM Isles &NAME " ( &NUM day ) ... Just a quick email to say : &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR ! &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR ! &NAME &NUM &NAME &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NAME ! &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &NUM &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &CHAR ! Hope you 've had a great day - it 's May Day tomorrow ( or today , looking at the time ! ) , so I 'm off to a free champagne and strawberries breakfast in the quad tomorrow morning at 7am . &NAME ! Lots of love and birthday thoughts , &NAME xxx SUBJECT: Re : Hi there ! On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM " T.S. &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : &NAME , my old canadian &NAME of &NAME fame . Tell me : how is university ? Very very good , though that is a balanced view ( averaged over the course so far ) , and not the one that I am really holding at the moment . &NUM hours of teaching today ( including &NUM hours in the dissection room with stinky formaldehyde ) , generally not enough sleep , in-course assessment yesterday , and another next thursday , impending christmas exams , and on tuesday I will be in college from &NUM to &NUM ! Hmmmmmmmmm. have you seen any dead people yet ? Yes . ( See above ! ) what the best thing you have done is . I 'll have to give that some thought , I have been lucky enough to do a lot of great things here in &NAME ( more at a later date ) . and when are you returning to &NAME ? Tonight ! ! First time since I moved down . I 'm singing evensong at &NAME Cathedral with the University of &NAME &NAME Choir on Saturday . I 've started drinking coffee now , so sometime early in the holidays , we will have to meet and drink some . Also , perhaps we should go christmas shopping togeather ? Anyway , did you know that it is &NAME 's 21st B-day next week ? , on the 30th of &NAME , ( &NUM weeks actually ) if you want to send him an e-mail , his adress is &EMAIL Thank you ! See you round ! &NAME &NAME , I 've got a &NAME unit now ! Fun , fun , fun . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Take care , &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME &EMAIL SUBJECT: Hi there ! Hey &NAME ! Thank you for your newsletter ! It is nice to hear what you 're doing and how ( your ) university life is ! My university e-mail address is &EMAIL so you might want to change it in your address book . I will write a longer e-mail when I have more time ( and when I do n't have an assignment and an in-course assemssment looming ! ! &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME &EMAIL SUBJECT: hi &NAME ! Well , it 's been a while since I 've written , I just realized today . It seems as though school takes over , which I do n't think I like , but sometimes there is no choice in the matter ... it has to come first ! Anyways , I am busy as per usual ... and I am looking forward to going home for the summer as of apr 15th . I really need a break from school , this has been &NUM hard-working year for me , ( which I 'm sure you can agree with ! ) This past weekend my best friend and her boyfriend came up to visit me and my boyfriend , &NAME . We had lots of fun , showing them around &NAME , watching movies , going out for dinner , and lastnight we took them to our campus pub . It was a lot of fun , but I 'm quite exhausted now , and am currently studying for my psyc exam that is late tomorrow afternoon . After that , I have an essay to finish that is due on tuesday . Oh it never ends ! I am finding this semester to be a big difference in my marks ... last semester was quite the adjustment , and now I see big improvement ! It is good to be back where I always was in highschool ... last semester was quite a shocker ! The weather has been quite bizarre in the past &NUM weeks ... we had no snow for quite a while , a couple beautiful days , but still rather windy seeing as we 're right on lake &NAME . I was hoping that this was really spring , but after we watched a movie lastnight in the evening , by &NAME there was an inch of snow on the ground and much more this morning ! I was very mad ... it is time for spring as far as I 'm concerned ! But today was rather sunny , so I think the snow is losing the game here ... hopefully it will all disappear within a couple of days . I keep thinking of my parents , my sister and her &NUM friends who are in &NAME Beach , &NAME currently , and am very jealous . This is the first year that I have n't gone ... I 've gone every year since grade &NUM ! Sometimes moving away from home is n't exactly the best thing , in fact I 've been homesick a bit this semester ... and I really ca n't wait to have my own room again etc. etc. All in good time ! A matter of a month , I suppose ! Anyways , I must go eat dinner , and hit the books again . I hope you are well , and working hard ! haha write back when you have time ! love &NAME Get Your Private , Free Email at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , How 's things ? How was your trip to the &NAME ? I 've finally got myself a job working in the grain merchants again , it 's dull but I get to flirt with all the old farmers who come in so it 's not all that bad ! I was in &NAME last weekend , I went punting with &NAME and some of his friends and , thankfully , one of our old school friends . I really did n't want to go at all ! I thought it would be too awkward with his girlfriend being there , but I had a reasonable time considering ! &NAME ( the woman in his life ) is a medic student , pretty , thin , witty and with dazzling intellect . Personally , I do n't know how he attracts all these stunning women &SMILEY In a true &NAME &NAME way , I am finding the positive part of how this has made me feel . To misquote &NAME &NAME , it 's amazing the resolve that comes with psychotic jealousy ! My bosses ( &NUM middle aged sarky farmer types ) have noted this and every day at work I get comments along the lines of " How 's the excercise regime ? " and " If you get any thinner , &NAME , we wo n't be able to see you at all " . This is their idea of encouragement : they mean well ... To clarify ( just like butter , you know ? ) , I 'm not jealous that &NAME has a girlfriend . But just &NAME I 'm not jealous of her being with him does n't mean I ca n't be jealous of her ! Does that make sense ? I know it 's not a good thing , but see I 'm using it for good ! Anyway , how 're you adjusting to life as a graduate ? Any more ideas forthcoming ? Hope you 're well , &NAME . &SMILEY SUBJECT: Re : hockey Champ &NAME , still on cloud &NUM . How about 6pm tonight ? Or &NAME ? I 'll be online at those &NUM times if you like . &NAME , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM Mar &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : How 's the dude today ? Still high ? looking forward to seeing you in a few weeks . do you want to talk tomorrow ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME etc Dear &NAME , Oh , and I was VERY interested to hear that you had been up late talking to her ... Memories of " go home , &NAME will be tired tomorrow " spring to mind ... &SMILEY Oh , shut up ! &SMILEY ( And , HE ALWAYS WAS ! ! ! ! ! ) ( I hope you guys are getting to bed at a good time in &NAME . . . ... ) I hope you are as well . You know , late nights REALLY are n't good for you , &NAME ... Say hi to &NAME for me , I certainly will , when I get that part as an extra ! Sleep well ( do n't stay up too late ) , love , &NAME xxx p.s. &SMILEY SUBJECT: &NAME etc Dear &NAME , Thank you so much for your howler , I 'm very glad you did n't enclose your voice as an attachment ( which you can do when you send e-cards ) ! ! I 'm sorry I have n't been in when you 've tried to phone - how about you email me and sort out a time to phone , or we can all meet up on a chat page somewhere ... &NAME ! &NAME &NAME is currently being filmed at &NUM locations ( if not more ) in &NAME , the &NAME &NAME Library , and &NAME Church college . My friend &NAME has seen the kid who plays &NAME in the above mentioned library , which is just typical , as he has n't even read the books . How 's life at &NAME ? I hope you 're not working too hard - &NAME thinks you must be as you have n't been emailing him constantly . Well ? Are you ? Or are you engaged in other pursuits of a more interesting nature ( such as fencing , acting , &NAME ... ) . I was so happy to hear about you and &NAME - I 'd love to meet her , so invite her to &NAME in the holiday or something ! Oh , and I was VERY interested to hear that you had been up late talking to her ... Memories of " go home , &NAME will be tired tomorrow " spring to mind ... &SMILEY Well , I 'm off to eat dinner ( some friends are having a hotdog night , yum ! ) , so hopefully I 'll hear from you soon . Lots of love , &NAME xxx SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME ! How 's the holiday going ? I thinkin you would be pleased with me . I 've spent the last few days sorting out my room , arranging my books , so that they are all in height order . It looks so nice now . What 's up with you ? How 's it being at home ? How are your family ? I 'm thinking of all the other things I 've done , but not coming up with much . Oh &NAME , I 've been trying to sort out funding for my project , with not much success as yet . Please keep praying for that . Gotta go to bed , I think . I 'm feeling much better , but still a bit coughy , and very tired . Good night ! &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear all , I am writing to ask whether or not you want to go on this holiday this summer . I am now organising it , instead of the inimitable Miss &NAME . There are &NUM questions : &NUM ) Do you want to come ? &NUM ) When are you free ? When are you not free ? ( From the end of June until the middle of September ) As &NAME said , " I need fairly definite answers ... if you ca n't commit to it , tell me . " &NUM ) How big is your budget ? As &NAME also said a few months ago ... Please reply ... even just to say no. .. there is a need for a little urgency , because it does get busy , and it would be cool to go somewhere nice . Thanks ! &NAME &NAME Have a nice day and if you 're not in &NAME " hello " ! SUBJECT: &NAME Dear everyone , &NAME ... Well , August looks the most suitable month . However , there is a problem . The cottage we intended to stay at is fully booked . The only times it is available are the end of June and then September . So , assuming we go somewhere some time in August , does anyone know of anywhere it would be nice ( and relatively inexpensive , i.e. £ &NUM £ &NUM ish for all of us ) to go ? Please let me know if you know of anywhere . Ideas welcome . Enjoy the rest of the vacation . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! What is the story with this ? Is everyone going ? I only just got on email &NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me , hope you 're all feeling smashing , with love to you all , &NAME " too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour " &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : People of &NAME , &NAME is your friend . And , how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel &NAME &NAME this summer ? ? Please email me back with answers to the following &NUM questions : &NUM Would you like to come ? &NUM . If the answer to &NUM . is YES , then are there any dates ( between August 1st and mid September ) that you CA N'T make ? &NAME , &NAME ( with &NAME looking on ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME , Thanks for you message . It was our pleasure to have you and &NAME with us . We will be praying that your search for funding comes through for &NAME and it would be great to hear from you if it does . &NAME and I are overwhelmed at your offer of your parents home . We would not want to impose but we would accept your offer if it worked out for you and your family . My birthday happens to be on August 31st and we do n't have any other plans yet . We just arrived in &NAME last night and we will now be here for the next &NUM days . We will stay in touch with you . If your email is different after the end of the school year please forward that so that we can stay in touch . Again , thank you and your family for the kind offer . Have a wonderful rest of the term ! &NAME , &NAME and &NAME Hi &NAME , Thanks again for the great time you and your lovely family gave us last week . When I was at your house I asked if you had been to &NAME recently , and &NAME told me that you had n't. I was wondering if you and your family did want to have a holiday in the south . My family is going away between the 31st August and the 7th of September . Also , the house will be empty from the 3rd to the 13th of August ( well , we will be leaving and coming home on those dates ) Would you like to stay in our house in &NAME ? It is a big house in a nice part of town , and as well as being in &NAME ( a nice &NUM mins walk from the city centre ie with the colleges ) , on the train , &NAME is only an hour away . Holidays can be very expensive , so if you 'd like somewhere to stay for free in &NAME , you would be more than welcome to use our house . Let me know what you think . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! Hello people ! ! long time no speak ( to most of you ) . My New Year 's resolution to be in contact with people more has not really worked . Anyhow , I hope you are all well and enjoying whatever you 're up to . Sorry for the mass email , but I am rather sick of writing emails at present ( it is my job afterall ) . Things are pretty good with me right now . &NAME is back in &NAME ( has been for nearly &NUM weeks ) and I 've seen lots of him which has kept me happy &SMILEY He has had some assignments to hand in and so has had late nights working and on sunday only got &NUM hours sleep ( silly boy ) as he was up most of the night completing the essays in time for hand in. We 've had fun though and played hockey a few times ( I was asked by an onlooker if I wanted to play for her team ! ) , gone for a nice meal , watched several films ... good stuff . I 'm having an evening in front of the telly doing NOTHING this evening as I am EXHAUSTED after a busy week of work . So nice it 's the weekend tomorrow ! ! &NAME may be playing hockey for &NAME City tomorrow , so if he does &NUM 'll go and watch that . I also need to do some birthday shopping for my sister and a friend here called &NAME ( she knows &NAME &NAME for those of you who know &NAME ! ) . Anyway , what else has happened since I last saw some of you at New Year ? Oh , I 've read the 1st &NAME of the Rings book , had a puncture and my bike has never been the same since , eaten &NAME Krispies rather than &NAME ( shock horror ! ) , witnessed some of &NAME disappear under water ( lots of nasty rain ) , written &NUM emails to customers ( wow ! ) , mysteriously lost weight ( much to &NAME 's concern but I think it 's not too worrying ) - so am compensating with eating as many &NAME Bars as I like , oh , and applied for a position in the Returns department here at &NAME . Would be cool if I got that as it is a one-man ( or woman)-show so I would n't have people bossing me around so much ... nor would I be hassled by customers . &NAME . &NAME , well , my break is nearly done and I have another half hour of work to do before I am let out . Bring it on ! Bye for now , lots of love and best wishes to you all . Those of you going back to &NAME , I 'm rather jealous . Will hopefully be coming up at end of &NAME / early March . speak soon and let me know how you 're getting on , love &NAME &SMILEY xx STOP MORE &NAME with the new &NAME &NUM and get &NUM months FREE * &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Guys and Dolls , &NAME and I were thinking that it would be nice to invite &NAME on our little summer excursion . What are your thoughts ? &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Boys and Girls , I have had replies from quite a few of you now , and it seems that it might be best just to stick with the original people to save the intense e-debating that seems likely to ensue otherwise ! Let me hear you say " whoooo " , &NAME Just to clarify - we do not have many more spaces , so we ca n't generalise the invitation . We have to be specific about who we invite . &CHAR Guys and Dolls , &NAME and I were thinking that it would be nice to invite &NAME on our little summer excursion . What are your thoughts ? &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME , I did n't know that the theme was " Christian fellowship " ! ! ? ? I thought it was " friendship " ! &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! People of &NAME , &NAME is your friend . And , how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel &NAME &NAME this summer ? ? Please email me back with answers to the following &NUM questions : &NUM Would you like to come ? &NUM If the answer to &NUM . is YES , then are there any dates ( between August 1st and mid September ) that you CA N'T make ? &NAME , &NAME ( with &NAME looking on ) SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! I think new years was a sucess ! Yeah , me too . Wanna meet up before you go back ? &NAME &NAME &NAME though . &CHAR On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Sounds great . will get back re dates . &NAME People of &NAME , &NAME is your friend . And , how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel &NAME &NAME this summer ? ? Please email me back with answers to the following &NUM questions : &NUM Would you like to come ? &NUM If the answer to &NUM . is YES , then are there any dates ( between August 1st and mid September ) that you CA N'T make ? &NAME , &NAME ( with &NAME looking on ) Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! I have seen it , but I do n't mind seeing it again . &CHAR I 'll see . Have you seen the &NAME of the Rings ? Do you want to see it again ? &NAME I think new years was a sucess ! Yeah , me too . Wanna meet up before you go back ? &NAME &NAME &NAME though . &CHAR On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Sounds great . will get back re dates . &NAME People of &NAME , &NAME is your friend . And , how would you feel about having another holiday at Chapel &NAME &NAME this summer ? ? Please email me back with answers to the following &NUM questions : &NUM Would you like to come ? &NUM If the answer to &NUM . is YES , then are there any dates ( between August 1st and mid September ) that you CA N'T make ? &NAME , &NAME ( with &NAME looking on ) Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! &NUM ring to rule them all . I 'm pretty stuck into the revision now &NAME , so I wo n't come - you will undoubtedly enjoy it though . Look out for the bit where &NAME swings up onto the horse - very , very , very cool . Anyway , ca n't meet up this evening ( as I said ! ) because I 'm busy . What are you doing tomorrow evening ? Fare ye well . &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : I 'll go see it with Dad tonight . We are going at &NUM : &NUM at &ORG which is by &ORG pub , if you want to join us . &NAME me on my new phone if you want to join us . Why do n't you come around tomorrow for supper - served at the table at &NUM ? Come round a bit before if you like ! It would be good to see you . &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM I have seen it , but I do n't mind seeing it again . &CHAR I 'll see . Have you seen the &NAME of the Rings ? Do you want to see it again ? &NAME Yeah , me too . Wanna meet up before you go back ? &NAME &NAME &NAME though . &CHAR On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! YOU DUR-BRAIN ! ! ! ! &NAME .. oh yes , you did say tomorrow did n't you . hmmmm . silly me . Well , tomorrow sounds good ! I 'll be there just before &NUM then . Thanks &NAME , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , I said why do n't you come over tomorrow ! I remembered you were busy this evening , but I thought that the &NUM : &NUM showing might have been early enought to at least ask . Take care , &NAME . I hope you can come tomorrow . &NAME &NUM ring to rule them all . I 'm pretty stuck into the revision now &NAME , so I wo n't come - you will undoubtedly enjoy it though . Look out for the bit where &NAME swings up onto the horse - very , very , very cool . Anyway , ca n't meet up this evening ( as I said ! ) because I 'm busy . What are you doing tomorrow evening ? Fare ye well . ) ) &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : I 'll go see it with Dad tonight . We are going at &NUM : &NUM at &ORG which is by &ORG pub , if you want to join us . &NAME me on my new phone if you want to join us . Why do n't you come around tomorrow for supper - served at the table at &NUM ? Come round a bit before if you like ! It would be good to see you . &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM I have seen it , but I do n't mind seeing it again . &CHAR again ? Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME All you good good people . Listen to me ... We are limited to having our holiday sometime in August , and unfortunately Chapel is already booked for the whole of August , so if we are going to do anything it is going to have to be elsewhere . Now , &NAME and I were wondering if any of you know of any places like Chapel ( owned by your family ? ? ) that might be free sometime in August ( preferably the first week ) . So , if you could let me know if anything springs to mind , then that would be super . Cheerio then ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME - a finale &NAME &NAME . yeyyyyyyaaaaaa &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , Having received and analysed all of your emails ( ruminated , cogitated , etc. for those masterchef watchers amongst you ) . I am now ready to offer a final pronouncement . WE ARE NOT GOING TO INVITE ANYONE ELSE . The reason for this is that although we all have good friends who are not coming , none of them are known equally well by all . GET BACK TO YOUR REVISION . NOW ! Let me hear you say " yeyyyyyyaaaaaa " , &NAME & &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: &NAME - a finale &NAME , Having received and analysed all of your emails ( ruminated , cogitated , etc. for those masterchef watchers amongst you ) . I am now ready to offer a final pronouncement . WE ARE NOT GOING TO INVITE ANYONE ELSE . The reason for this is that although we all have good friends who are not coming , none of them are known equally well by all . GET BACK TO YOUR REVISION . NOW ! Let me hear you say " yeyyyyyyaaaaaa " , &NAME & &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME again Just to clarify - we do not have many more spaces , so we ca n't generalise the invitation . We have to be specific about who we invite . &CHAR Guys and Dolls , &NAME and I were thinking that it would be nice to invite &NAME on our little summer excursion . What are your thoughts ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME again Yes ... but we should also invite &NAME ( as in &NAME ) if we are going to invite &NAME . &CHAR &NAME &NAME wrote : Just to clarify - we do not have many more spaces , so we ca n't generalise the invitation . We have to be specific about who we invite . &CHAR Guys and Dolls , &NAME and I were thinking that it would be nice to invite &NAME on our little summer excursion . What are your thoughts ? &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear all , After judging the response to my last email suggesting £ &NUM each it seems we would mostly rather spend less . As &NAME and &NAME do n't want to spend more than £ &NUM each then let 's all put that in. If , in the unlikely event , we do overspend then we can always work it out later . Feel free to bring your own brerakfast cereal / any other luxuries you might want . Also , if we could all decide who ( if anyone ) we are cooking with and email me a list of food required for your meal ( weights can be either imperial or metric - I can convert , but please do n't just say 'some bananas " as we wo n't know how many to get ) . I know this sounds very tedious , and I 'm not particularly relishing the thought of doing it myself , but I think it 's better to get bulk buying sorted out beforehand ( as it will work out cheaper ) so we do n't have to keep having trips to the nearest supermarket ( which might be rather a distance away ) every day as that would detract from the enjoyment of our holiday ( apart from for those ardent Safeway-die-hard fans amongst you ) . Hope you all have a good afternoon . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME ... The idea of a holiday for all , at the end of this academic year , appeals ... basically , what I need to know is : &NUM Do you want to come ? &NUM When are you free ? When are you not free ? ( From the end of June until the middle of September ) . I need fairly definite answers ... if you ca n't commit to it , tell me . &NUM How big is your budget ? Please reply ... even just to say no. .. there is a need for a little urgency , because it does get busy , and it would be cool to go somewhere nice . With love , &NAME xx SUBJECT: &NAME Information Dear everyone , In response to &NAME 's email , yes , a decision has been made about the holiday . We have booked the house from the 7th to the 13th of July . The accommodation cost will be approximately £ &NUM in total for us all . I 'm sorry I did n't reply sooner , I was waiting to see if &NAME was going to come . People coming &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME People who would like to come but ca n't commit at present &NAME People who have not replied &NAME Everyone else is definitely not coming . So that is either &NUM , &NUM or &NUM of us . I 'm sure everything else will be worked out nearer the time , and after the exams . If there are any more questions please do n't hesitate to contact either &NAME or myself . &NAME those of you on holiday enjoy the last few days of the vacation and I may see some of you next week . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ? Hi &NAME , Holidays ? What holidays ? ! I 'm still in &NAME in the LIBRARY working hard . I 've just done and hour and a half on a microscope doing grenvilles stuff , man is it BORING ! I 've been trying to get lots of revision done , since I 've not done too well on the coursework ( I got mad and screwed some up and threw it away - do n't know if I told you ) . &NAME &NAME is my tutor and has given me nice marks on the practice questions I did ( &NUM firsts - but only low &NUM - &NUM ) . As for &NAME , I think he needs serious medical treatment ! I 'm happy to say that that kind of mental instability has not been passed on to his college children ( although &NAME does do silly amounts ) . How does he manage it ? ! Why does he want to manage it ? How 's the PhD situation ? Any luck with funding ? My dissertation has been thrown into chaos by &NAME now doing a geography &NUM . I 'm in the process of changing courses to " Earth &NAME " so I can do an interesting dissertation instead of mapping ( still &NUM weeks field work though ) of a completely free choice , but I still do n't know where I 'm going or what I 'm doing . Never mind , it will be okay I 'm sure . Meanwhile I 'm reading up lots of &NAME 's stuff so I know what I 'm talking about ( why , oh why am I mad enough to create myself all this HASSLE ! ) . As for the friends thing , I know exactly what you mean , I have totally abandoned everyone this year . I 'm at the flat every day but I hardly see anyone else . I realised the other day when I was explaining to a friend of &NAME 's ( housemate ) that I spent most evenings with &NAME : " &NAME you spend EVERY EVENING with your boyfriend . That sounds TERRIBLE ! That sounds so utterly appalling , sad , ridiculous - do I not have any other friends ! ? ! ? ! " I 'm sure I 'm a much worse friend than you are . I ca n't wait to live back in college , it makes life so much easier . &NAME , I 'm so lazy ... Oh well , I must get on with some more reading - I 'm going home on Saturday , for a week and a half and then back to &NAME and on to &NAME . I 'm absolutely livid that it effectively takes out a week and a half out of the &NUM weeks we have left before our exams ! But now it 's not compulsory for me ( &NAME ! ) I might actually enjoy it ! Might see you in &NAME in the holiday if you happen to be wandering around , remember to relax mentally as well as not doing any work ! love and plagioclase , &NAME . &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , How are things going for you this holiday ? I 'm back into the swing of things here in &NAME , although I have yet to start any serious revision . This is not good , but I fell that I needed a bit of a rest after this last , very hectic , and enjoyable last term . I do n't feel rested , but I have had a break from work for a while , and so I guess that that counts . One of the things I 've liked least about these last &NUM terms is how little I 've seen everyone else . With us all working so much harder now , ( I think it would be safe to say that &NAME and I are working stupid amounts - he even took a break from the &NAME &NAME to work ! FREAK ! ) and that combined now with &NAME , means that I get out and see my other friends not nearly often enough . That is something that I shall have to try and do next term . I 'm sorry if I have n't been a great friend . I hope this holiday is relaxing for you and that you can get refreshed for the &NAME exams that are coming up . ... Lots of love , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NUM Dates I ca n't make maybe 7th to 14th August ( I ca n't read my writing . ) 16-23rd of August ( &NAME holiday ) Hope you are well , &NAME - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) What is the story with this ? Is everyone going ? I only just got on email &NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me , hope you 're all feeling smashing , with love to you all , &NAME " too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour " &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NUM What is the story with this ? Is everyone going ? I only just got on email &NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me , hope you 're all feeling smashing , with love to you all , &NAME " too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour " &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NUM Hi &NAME ! It was good to talk with you last night again . I am not sure as yet when I will be free , depending on when I get my thesis finished , I guess , also there is a week in August when I am away with my family . I 'll try to find out the acutal dates . Other than that , sounds GRRRRRRREAT ! &NAME - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Dear all , I must apologise for sending &CHAR , relatively , blank email - I am being very inept today . Anyway , since lots of people seemed to enjoy the holiday we had last summer , &NAME and I thought we 'd arrange another one for this summer . You have all been invited and basically , come if you can and want to , I guess , or for as much of the week as you like . Have a good weekend and happy packing for those lucky few who are going back to &NAME . &NAME & &NAME What is the story with this ? Is everyone going ? I only just got on email &NUM days ago so it is brand new news to me , hope you 're all feeling smashing , with love to you all , &NAME " too many early mornings is bad for your health and sense of humour " &NAME ATTACHMENT part &NUM application / msword nameC : Documents and &NAME &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear all , The exams are now over so I am writing to you about our little summer holiday ... Details ... Dates : midday 7th - midday 13th July People : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME : &NAME 's holiday cottage in &NAME , by the sea &NUM ) Okay , there are &NUM of us going , so we need &NUM or &NUM cars - any volunteers ? ( Petrol costs will be refunded . ) &NUM ) We are staying for &NUM nights so that means &NUM evening meals . If we take turns cooking either on our own or with someone else then that would be lovely . Could you please email me back to tell me if you want to cook on your own , or if you and someone else have agreed to cook ? Thanks . &NUM ) Washing-up rota can be made up after we decide who 's cooking each day so that no one has to do too much work on any particular day . &NUM ) We do n't need a cleaning rota as we 're only there for a week and we can all clean it quickly before we leave on the Saturday morning . &NUM ) Paying for the holiday ... Costs will have to cover accommodation , food , entry to anywhere we visit , petrol costs ... So , instead of us trying to split the cost of everything each time we buy something I think it would be easier if we all deposited £ &NUM before the holiday and then everything can be paid from that and it will be so much simpler . I have a spare account that will suit the purpose very well . Cheques can be made payable to me anytime you like now . There will almost definitely be money left over , so we can split this at the end . If there is anything anyone disagrees with or would like to question , then please do let me know and we can change it . I hope you are all looking forward to what shall hopefully be a relaxing and enjoyable holiday . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME and I were discussing this at dinner the other day and we thought that £ &NUM was realistically the most we would need to spend . ... love &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : From your economically minded friends comes this reply ... Re the &NUM pounds . This may be too much , and having a lot of money may mean that a lot of money is spent . I propose a reduction in the initial payment to &NUM punds each . &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear all , The exams are now over so I am writing to you about our little summer holiday ... Details ... Dates : midday 7th - midday 13th July People : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME : &NAME 's holiday cottage in &NAME , by the sea &NUM ) Okay , there are &NUM of us going , so we need &NUM or &NUM cars - any volunteers ? ( Petrol costs will be refunded . ) &NUM ) We are staying for &NUM nights so that means &NUM evening meals . If we take turns cooking either on our own or with someone else then that would be lovely . Could you please email me back to tell me if you want to cook on your own , or if you and someone else have agreed to cook ? Thanks . &NUM ) Washing-up rota can be made up after we decide who 's cooking each day so that no one has to do too much work on any particular day . &NUM ) We do n't need a cleaning rota as we 're only there for a week and we can all clean it quickly before we leave on the Saturday morning . &NUM ) Paying for the holiday ... Costs will have to cover accommodation , food , entry to anywhere we visit , petrol costs ... So , instead of us trying to split the cost of everything each time we buy something I think it would be easier if we all deposited £ &NUM before the holiday and then everything can be paid from that and it will be so much simpler . I have a spare account that will suit the purpose very well . Cheques can be made payable to me anytime you like now . There will almost definitely be money left over , so we can split this at the end . If there is anything anyone disagrees with or would like to question , then please do let me know and we can change it . I hope you are all looking forward to what shall hopefully be a relaxing and enjoyable holiday . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME and I were discussing this at dinner the other day and we thought that £ &NUM was realistically the most we would need to spend . ... love &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : From your economically minded friends comes this reply ... Re the &NUM pounds . This may be too much , and having a lot of money may mean that a lot of money is spent . I propose a reduction in the initial payment to &NUM punds each . &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear all , The exams are now over so I am writing to you about our little summer holiday ... Details ... Dates : midday 7th - midday 13th July People : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME : &NAME 's holiday cottage in &NAME , by the sea &NUM ) Okay , there are &NUM of us going , so we need &NUM or &NUM cars - any volunteers ? ( Petrol costs will be refunded . ) &NUM ) We are staying for &NUM nights so that means &NUM evening meals . If we take turns cooking either on our own or with someone else then that would be lovely . Could you please email me back to tell me if you want to cook on your own , or if you and someone else have agreed to cook ? Thanks . &NUM ) Washing-up rota can be made up after we decide who 's cooking each day so that no one has to do too much work on any particular day . &NUM ) We do n't need a cleaning rota as we 're only there for a week and we can all clean it quickly before we leave on the Saturday morning . &NUM ) Paying for the holiday ... Costs will have to cover accommodation , food , entry to anywhere we visit , petrol costs ... So , instead of us trying to split the cost of everything each time we buy something I think it would be easier if we all deposited £ &NUM before the holiday and then everything can be paid from that and it will be so much simpler . I have a spare account that will suit the purpose very well . Cheques can be made payable to me anytime you like now . There will almost definitely be money left over , so we can split this at the end . If there is anything anyone disagrees with or would like to question , then please do let me know and we can change it . I hope you are all looking forward to what shall hopefully be a relaxing and enjoyable holiday . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear everyone , Lovely as it would be to all go on holiday together , it is looking increasingly imossible to find a mutually convenient time . Therefore it has been suggested that as many as possible go on holiday this summer , but we all plan to meet up at the New Year for a few days at some unspecified location . Please let me know your comments soon . &NAME SUBJECT: hols Is &NAME fairly easy to get to from &NAME airport ? Are you home on 19th December ? If yes to both of the above , Can I come and stay at your house for the night ? Let me know , &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : hols How exactly do we go on holiday from the 31st of August to the 7th of August ? &SMILEY Our trip is going to be from early to August to around the 21st of August . &NAME - -- " T.S. &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) &NAME , When are we going to &CHAR &NAME ? &NAME tolod me that we have a family holiday on the 31st August to the 7th August . Will we be back by then ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Hookses &NAME , &NAME The phone number at the Hookses is &NUM &NUM Hope you both have good journeys today . Love , Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Re : Hookses Good luck with the test . If you have a chance to phone us from &NAME tonight to let us know how it went , then that would be good . Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , [ iso-8859-1 ] &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Thanks dad , I will be leving sometime this afternoon . My test at 11: &NUM , so I hope that goes well . I have been doing lots of revision , but lots of equations to remember . Oh well . Have a good time away ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: house ! if you want to see a few &NAME of my soon-to-be house ... &WEBSITE / ( with many thanks to &NAME for loan of webspace ! ) ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do you &NAME ! ? U2 on LAUNCH - Exclusive greatest hits videos &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : houseparty You mean about the Mission ? Thanks &NAME - it 's a good idea . I 'll email the &NAME and see if he can fit us in beginning of next term . Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME , I was talking to &NAME &NAME today , and I think it might be a good idea if you and &NAME , with &NAME and &NAME too , met with the principal to inform him as to what we plan to do . The way I see it at the moment is that he is unsure as to what to think , but it would be great to get him on our side ... I 'll talk to you sometime ( thursday ? ) about this . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: houseparty Hi &NAME - feels like I have n't seen you in ages - hope you 're having a cool weekend . I was thinking about next weekend and how we only have half a speaker ( ! ) We were thinking we might like to have a bit of a &NAME Study on the Sunday morning and I wondered if you might be interested in leading it . I 'm still not quite sure what our topic is because I 'm waiting for a reply from &NAME ( our speaker ! ) I 'm sorry this is so vague but &NAME and I have both really enjoyed the times when we 've been to your Bible Studies and I really think you 'd be great at it . It probably wo n't involve much more than writing some questions and introducing us to a passage ( I 'll let you know when we and &NAME come up with something ! - or let us know if there 's anything you 'd like to do ! ) . People can get into groups and spend some time going through it . How does that sound ? &NAME &NAME - hopefully see you later and we can talk about this properly . Love &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : houseparty ( positive responce ) &NAME &NAME ! I was just going to email you and say anything you gave your best to ( even in limited time ) would be brilliant anyway ! I 'll let you know when we decide definitely on a topic ... Have fun with your dissertation in the meantime ! Love &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME " wrote : actually , yes , &NAME , I 'll do it . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : howdy ! Thanks for your note . I know the feeling of wanting to do more " creative stuff , " but needing to do more urgent " work' --I 'd love to spend more of my time writing travel articles and working on my sabbatical book , but 'real life " seems to interfere . So I 'm afraid that even after you 're through with " the whole " education " thing , " you 'll still have this frustration , unless your life 's work IS " creative stuff ! " &SMILEY Sorry to hear about your card-and-glue problems . Your cards are lovely , though , BEFORE the photos fall off ! &SMILEY ( And that often happens months later , so it 's only a problem for people like us -- not all your card recipients display your handiwork as long as we do ! ) Your stained glass-look sounds intriguing -- I 'd love to see a sample ! &NAME did n't get beyond the basic rounds at the fencing tournament , but he had a good time and it was a super experience for him . Lots of good feed-back from those around him , too . As for email , all &NUM of us use &NAME 's email address -- just put " for &NAME " or " for &NAME " in the subject and they 'll get their " own " email . And thanks for your prayers re : &CHAR 's mum . &NAME said she seemed to be settling in ok and certainly enjoyed having her furninture and pictures around her again . The real test starts later today , when &CHAR 's sister returns to NY and she 's on her own in the new place . So thanks . Well , back to 'real life " for me . Enjoy your week ! &NAME and the gang &SMILEY At &NUM : &NUM AM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : &NAME , it was good to hear from you . Thanks ! I 'm sorry to hear about &NAME 's Mom . I will remember her and all of you as well in my prayers . Re Card , I 'm sorry the glue is coming off . &NAME ! Yes , I did try the photo corners , but the picutres seemed to easily bow out of them . Annoying . I keep trying new glues ! To be honest though , I am getting to a stage where I am concidering stopping making the cards , as much as &NAME want me to keep on going with them . They take a long time to make , and I think part of me wants to move onto something different . Recently , I 've been trying printing scanned in pictures onto &NAME &NAME , and putting them in thicker card mounts , so as to make almost stained glass window cards . I wish I had some days off where I could just be creative , and not have to worry about the whole " education " thing ! How did &NAME get on in his tournament ? Fencing university students ! &NAME ! Do he and &NAME have e-mail ? Keep well ! Lots of Love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : howdy ! Hi , &NAME , Many thanks for both of your emails . Sorry to hear that the PhD possibility fell through , but that may indeed be just a door closing that will allow another door to open . We 'll pray that the path ahead is clear and well-lit ( by lighthouses ? ? ) . &SMILEY I 'm certainly envious of your mum 's garden . We 're in the middle of an ice storm that started last night and closed all schools AND the university today ! I 'm really enjoying having my whole family at home today -- it feels like we 've been given the gift of an " extra " Saturday . So , no daffodils here , only &NUM inches of ice pellets ! Enjoy the wonderful English spring for us , ok ? Thanks again for writing . - &NAME and the gang &SMILEY At &NUM : &NUM AM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Hi &NAME , &NAME to hear from you . It sounds like you had fun in &NAME . &NAME 's graden here is absolutely stuffed with daffodils , and she was given a park bench by dad , so we now have a bench in our garden as well , and it looks very nice . I looked at breakfast , and the morning sun was just blessing the bench and its surrounding daffodils with warm , spring light , while the rest of the garden was still in shadow from the fences . I think mom has strategically placed the seat ! &NAME ... I do n't think I 've got it . I have n't heard back yet , but I figure since it was almost rwo weeks ago , I would have heard by now if I had got it . &NAME knows what will happen , and for now , I am satisfied to leave it in his capable hands . I just had a lovely time with &NAME and her family , in &NAME and &NAME . We have had splendid springish weather the last &NUM week , but yesterday , as &NAME and I walked around the rolling woodlands of &NAME Abbey , it rained very heavily , and then hailed ! Needless to say , a cup of hot tea was required ( with many sugars ... ) Lots of love to you all , &NAME SUBJECT: howdy ! Hi , &NAME , Thanks for your email , which arrived while the boys and I were off in &NAME getting wet and looking at daffodils ! ( I know , you have flowers &NUM where you are , but when I left &NAME it was &NUM C with &NUM feet of snow on the ground ! ) &NAME , spring has finally arrived in &NAME and the snow is mostly gone and the temperatures have been above freezing all week -- whoopee ! ! How did the PhD interview go ? When will you hear the result ? ? Glad to hear that things have continued to go well . I enjoyed reading more about your life -- it supplemented our phone conversation nicely ! While in &NAME we had fun reconnecting with family and friends , as well as playing tourists . We visited the Science &NAME , the Music Experience ( &NAME LOVED trying real electric guitars and drum sets ! ) , the Aquarium , &NAME &NAME Market , and &NAME , as well as taking a ferry over and back to &NAME . Finally managed to see &NAME &NAME ( and even &NAME &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME in the distance ) from the airplane home . So it was a good visit . I hope the rest of your term goes well . Please pass on our greetings to your family for us , ok ? And keep us posted on the " latest developments " in your future plans ! Take care &NAME , &NAME and the gang &SMILEY SUBJECT: Re : howdy ! Hi , &NAME , Many thanks for both of your emails . Sorry to hear that the PhD possibility fell through , but that may indeed be just a door closing that will allow another door to open . We 'll pray that the path ahead is clear and well-lit ( by lighthouses ? ? ) . &SMILEY I 'm certainly envious of your mum 's garden . We 're in the middle of an ice storm that started last night and closed all schools AND the university today ! I 'm really enjoying having my whole family at home today -- it feels like we 've been given the gift of an " extra " Saturday . So , no daffodils here , only &NUM inches of ice pellets ! Enjoy the wonderful English spring for us , ok ? Thanks again for writing . - &NAME and the gang &SMILEY At &NUM : &NUM AM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Hi &NAME , &NAME to hear from you . It sounds like you had fun in &NAME . &NAME 's graden here is absolutely stuffed with daffodils , and she was given a park bench by dad , so we now have a bench in our garden as well , and it looks very nice . I looked at breakfast , and the morning sun was just blessing the bench and its surrounding daffodils with warm , spring light , while the rest of the garden was still in shadow from the fences . I think mom has strategically placed the seat ! &NAME ... I do n't think I 've got it . I have n't heard back yet , but I figure since it was almost rwo weeks ago , I would have heard by now if I had got it . &NAME knows what will happen , and for now , I am satisfied to leave it in his capable hands . I just had a lovely time with &NAME and her family , in &NAME and &NAME . We have had splendid springish weather the last &NUM week , but yesterday , as &NAME and I walked around the rolling woodlands of &NAME Abbey , it rained very heavily , and then hailed ! Needless to say , a cup of hot tea was required ( with many sugars ... ) Lots of love to you all , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : howdy ! Hi , &NAME , Many thanks for both of your emails . Sorry to hear that the PhD possibility fell through , but that may indeed be just a door closing that will allow another door to open . We 'll pray that the path ahead is clear and well-lit ( by lighthouses ? ? ) . &SMILEY I 'm certainly envious of your mum 's garden . We 're in the middle of an ice storm that started last night and closed all schools AND the university today ! I 'm really enjoying having my whole family at home today -- it feels like we 've been given the gift of an " extra " Saturday . So , no daffodils here , only &NUM inches of ice pellets ! Enjoy the wonderful English spring for us , ok ? Thanks again for writing . - &NAME and the gang &SMILEY At &NUM : &NUM AM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Hi &NAME , &NAME to hear from you . It sounds like you had fun in &NAME . &NAME 's graden here is absolutely stuffed with daffodils , and she was given a park bench by dad , so we now have a bench in our garden as well , and it looks very nice . I looked at breakfast , and the morning sun was just blessing the bench and its surrounding daffodils with warm , spring light , while the rest of the garden was still in shadow from the fences . I think mom has strategically placed the seat ! &NAME ... I do n't think I 've got it . I have n't heard back yet , but I figure since it was almost rwo weeks ago , I would have heard by now if I had got it . &NAME knows what will happen , and for now , I am satisfied to leave it in his capable hands . I just had a lovely time with &NAME and her family , in &NAME and &NAME . We have had splendid springish weather the last &NUM week , but yesterday , as &NAME and I walked around the rolling woodlands of &NAME Abbey , it rained very heavily , and then hailed ! Needless to say , a cup of hot tea was required ( with many sugars ... ) Lots of love to you all , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : howdy ! Hi , &NAME , Many thanks for both of your emails . Sorry to hear that the PhD possibility fell through , but that may indeed be just a door closing that will allow another door to open . We 'll pray that the path ahead is clear and well-lit ( by lighthouses ? ? ) . &SMILEY I 'm certainly envious of your mum 's garden . We 're in the middle of an ice storm that started last night and closed all schools AND the university today ! I 'm really enjoying having my whole family at home today -- it feels like we 've been given the gift of an " extra " Saturday . So , no daffodils here , only &NUM inches of ice pellets ! Enjoy the wonderful English spring for us , ok ? Thanks again for writing . - &NAME and the gang &SMILEY At &NUM : &NUM AM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Hi &NAME , &NAME to hear from you . It sounds like you had fun in &NAME . &NAME 's graden here is absolutely stuffed with daffodils , and she was given a park bench by dad , so we now have a bench in our garden as well , and it looks very nice . I looked at breakfast , and the morning sun was just blessing the bench and its surrounding daffodils with warm , spring light , while the rest of the garden was still in shadow from the fences . I think mom has strategically placed the seat ! &NAME ... I do n't think I 've got it . I have n't heard back yet , but I figure since it was almost rwo weeks ago , I would have heard by now if I had got it . &NAME knows what will happen , and for now , I am satisfied to leave it in his capable hands . I just had a lovely time with &NAME and her family , in &NAME and &NAME . We have had splendid springish weather the last &NUM week , but yesterday , as &NAME and I walked around the rolling woodlands of &NAME Abbey , it rained very heavily , and then hailed ! Needless to say , a cup of hot tea was required ( with many sugars ... ) Lots of love to you all , &NAME SUBJECT: howdy ! &NAME dear boys ! How are you this not-so-fine-as-yesterday-but-starting-to-cheer-up-and-looking-hopeful day ? ? I am feeling tired , bored with the European Economies , have an itchy eye ( for some unknown reason ) , and really need to go and hand in my &NAME project ( at LAST ! ! ! ) . Did you enjoy the college photo yesterday ? I got really sore knees and &NUM very unattractive damp patches on my skirt from kneeling on the damp grass . It was fun though . I like it when all the college gets together like that . I also had my footy photo . Very bizzare . &NAME &NAME seemed to be the centre of attention on it ( ! ) . Hey , listen . I 'm sorry about the other night . Laying into the way your flat works is not right . I should n't have said some of the things that I did . It 's not fair onto you guys and makes things uncomfortable . I hope I did n't spoil the evening in any way . I should have learnt that from past experience . . ... but lets not go into that ! Suffice it to say that I was very tired , feeling stressed and antisocial . ... such a combination of dodgy factors is bound to make me say things I usually would n't. It 's not that I think I was talking nonsense ... I think I pretty much meant everything I said ... perhaps just the way I said it etc was not too good . I do n't think it was anyway , whatever you think about it . So , I apologise . You have permission to kick me if I ever go off into " critisise &NAME &CHAR " mode again . I love you all to bits so should n't moan about you all . I think my big problem ( well , actually , its not really a problem ... its good ) is that I have a very strong sense of right and wrong , and am not afraid to say so either . This can get me into trouble , as it annoys people and makes me seem JUDGEMENTAL . mmmm . . ... It also means that I get annoyed with others when they carry on in a way I think ( and even know , sometimes ) is wrong . I think I need to learn to balance this asset of mine ( ooooh , the economics jargon comes in handy sometimes ! ) with a lot more patience and understanding that we are not perfect , and just as others do silly things , so do &NAME Just now , I am feeling like &NAME &NAME ( &NAME and Prejudice heroine ... if you did n't know - not sure of &NAME boy has seen it ! ) when she said : " the more I see of the world , the more I am dissatisfied with it " . The ways of the world bug me . Well , not all of them . I am still a very worldly person . But , certain aspects of worldly life annoy me . . . ... it all kind of comes into perspective when someone you know and love is suffering . When I was talking to &NAME he was talking about the trials of this life , and how the more we see of them , the more we look forward to heaven and the peace that we shall experience there . I 'm feeling a bit like that just now . But , we have our time in this world , and should make what we can out of it - in living for &NAME , obviously . So , we have to put up with annoying things in this world ( by the way , I 'm not thinking about your flat here ... just to get that one straight ) , and build our character and relationship with &NAME to enable us to do so . OK , end of lecture and waffle . I get carried away sometimes ... as if you did n't know ! I really must go to the department now . &NAME . . . ... end of &NAME ! ( apart from the small matter of the exam . ... but we 'll not talk about that just now ! ) OK , see yous later , lf &NAME SUBJECT: howdy ! Hi , &NAME -- great to hear from you again ! We enjoyed your fall epistles , even if we did n't reply to them . Yes , &NAME was fencing last term and will resume that next week . I thought of you when I watched him at his first fencing tournament . Almost all of the participants were uni students , some beginners , but also many more experienced players . I took some photos of &NAME in his fencing outfit , so if that turns out , I 'll send you a copy . I also thought of you when we went x-co skiing over New Year 's north of &NAME . Part of the escarpment juts out there and I wondered what you 'd see ( that I was missing ! ) in those exposed parts ! Your mum says your family will be heading to &NAME this summer --that 's great ! We 're looking forward to crossing paths with all of you again . I also want to congratulate you on more super photo cards-- we particularly liked the abstract water card your mum used for &NAME 's birthday . The blue cardstock really set it off well ! Your milk bottle and lighthouse cards are still up on my bulletin board , too , but I should tell you that the glue does n't seem to hold for long . Did you ever consider using those clear , vinyl photo corners ? I made a few Christmas cards with one of my photos this year and found that those corners were n't noticeable and worked very well . Please tell your mum that I 'm planning to sit down and write her a long , newsy letter soon . I so appreciated getting her December letter . Things here have been a bit frazzled ever since &CHAR 's mum went into the hospital in December with congestive heart failure and the doctors decided she should n't live on her own anymore . So it 's been quite a time trying to find appropriate housing for her . &NAME was down in &NAME a lot in December , missing far too much work when he was supposed to be tying off the ends of &NUM position , associate dean , and preparing to start &NAME &NUM as stats dept chair . In fact , he 's down there today to organize moving her furniture into her new , permanent place , &NAME Park Lodge in &NAME . It 's a retirement residence with meals and &NUM hr nursing care and she 'll have her own suite ( bedroom , bathroom , living room and kitchenette ) with her own furniture , so we hope that will help the adjustment . Thankfully , she knows some of the other residents and her friends are still willing to take her to church , so that helps . Her short term memory loss is severe , though , so it 's been quite a time for all of us , especially &NAME , his sister and , of course , his mum . I just decided I 'll cc this to your dad , as I 've yet to tell your folks about this situation and would covet all of your prayers . Glad to hear your family had a nice time over Christmas . And with the new computer , will you have email access at home now ? ? ? ? ? ? Well , take care . &NAME new term ! Love , &NAME and the gang &SMILEY SUBJECT: How goes it ? &NAME ! I 'm back in &NAME and have at least &NUM minutes to sit and right this ! ! &NAME , as you have probably guessed has been quite chaotic . I was up and down the country constantly visiting various friends and relatives before finally coming back to &NAME on Sunday - for a rest ! The workload seems enormous . &NUM essay to write and &NUM modules to revise never comes as something easy to swallow ! To add to all of that the electricity saga in the flat continues and I have no hot water or heating which means my room is too cold to work in - it is actually warmer outside ... ( but strangely enough opening the window does n't help ! ! ) Lots of things have happened to me since the end of term but I 'll probably just wait until I see you because non of them are simple enough to put in writing ! ! Sound familiar ? Take care , See you in a couple of weeks , &NAME SUBJECT: How now brown cow ? Hello Mr. &NAME ! How 's &NAME ? How 's the sun-tan ? I am working hard , I 'm sure you 'll be glad to hear . We have a week in this house before we move out and live with my grandparent for a week before we go snowboarding ! &NAME ! &NAME , I 'm almost off to bed . Speak soon , &NAME &NAME Oh yes , I have a very cool optical mouse ! SUBJECT: how 's it going ? Hey &NAME ! Well , I 'm back in &NAME Bay for a couple of months . I 'm tkaing a few courses on campus both semesters , and then a distance &NAME course next semester as well . I 'm living in the same place with the same &NUM guys ( we 're all racers ) , and things are oing well so far . I have lots of assignments and midterms coming up in the next &NUM weeks , so Im about to get a whole lot busier now . Not really a heck of a lot going on up here right now . I 'm doing lots of training and trying to keep my body healthy . I 'm trying to do a lot of xc running racing right now -- I think that that will really help me out with the ski racing . I am going to BC for all of November this year to do some volume training , then coming back here after the first week of December to write my exams and do some interval training to get ready for the &NAME team selections for the &NAME &NAME Games . I really hope that I make the team , and I will just so long as I do n't get too worked up about it . I 'm going home for a few days in a couple of weeks . I just need to get home for a bit to tkae a break form everything up here ( it can get kind of intense sometimes ) . It will be really good to see my parents again ( I wo n't see them agian until Christmas ) , and I 'll get to see my best friend &NAME ( she 's at &CHAR of &CHAR in kin now ) for a day , but she is on the field hockey team and will be leaving friday for a weekend game at &NAME ( montreal ) , so that 's kind of a bummer . I really miss her -- I would n't mind living up here if only I got to see her regularly . Oh well , at least I get to see her for a bit before Christmas . Well , that 's about it for now . I hope that things are good over on your side of the pond ! Take care &NAME &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: How to ride &NUM donkeys ... Dear &NAME , It was nice speaking with you last Saturday - I 'm sorry this e-mail comes so late after that , only I 've only just finished my exams , and was spending the time revising . I hope exams are going well . Anyway , you mentioned the apparent contradictions in the &NAME , and specifically whether &NAME rode &NUM donkey or &NUM . The relevant passages are : &NAME &NUM : &NUM Rejoice greatly , &CHAR daughter of &NAME ; shout , &CHAR daughter of &NAME : behold , thy &NAME cometh unto thee : he is just , and having salvation ; lowly , and riding upon an ass , and upon a colt the foal of an ass . &NAME &NUM : &NUM &NUM Saying unto them , Go into the village over against you , and straightway ye shall find an ass tied , and a colt with her : loose them , and bring them unto me . &NUM And if any man say ought unto you , ye shall say , The &NAME hath need of them ; and straightway he will send them . &NUM All this was done , that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet , saying , &NUM Tell ye the daughter of &NAME , &NAME , thy &NAME cometh unto thee , &NAME , and sitting upon an ass , and a colt the foal of an ass . &NUM And the disciples went , and did as &NAME commanded them , &NUM And brought the ass , and the colt , and put on them their clothes , and they set him thereon . &NAME &NUM : &NUM & &NUM And saith unto them , Go your way into the village over against you : and as soon as ye be entered into it , ye shall find a colt tied , whereon never man sat ; loose him , and bring him . And they brought the colt to &NAME , and cast their garments on him ; and he sat upon him . &NAME &NUM : &NUM &NUM And it came to pass , when he was come nigh to &NAME and &NAME , at the mount called the mount of Olives , he sent one of his disciples , &NUM &NAME , Go ye into the village over against you ; in the which at your entering ye shall find a colt tied , whereon yet never man sat : loose him , and bring him hither . &NUM And if any man ask you , Why do ye loose him ? thus shall ye say unto him , Because the &NAME hath need of him . &NUM And they that were sent went their way , and found even as he had said unto them . &NUM And as they were loosing the colt , the owners thereof said unto them , Why loose ye the colt ? &NUM And they said , The &NAME hath need of him . &NUM And they brought him to &NAME : and they cast their garments upon the colt , and they set &NAME thereon . &NAME : &NUM &NUM And &NAME , when he had found a young ass , sat thereon ; as it is written , &NUM Fear not , daughter of &NAME : behold , thy &NAME cometh , sitting on an ass 's colt . There we go ! Now , it is clear that &NAME rode the colt ( the " young ass " ) , but did he ride its mother as well ? Note that the prophecy of &NAME says : " riding upon an ass , and upon a colt the foal of an ass . " This could be a way of saying the same thing in &NUM different ways - after all , a colt IS an ass . The only way that this could n't be the case is if the " and " were disjunctive ( i.e. it ties together &NUM different things ) . But that the word " and " is n't always disjunctive is proved by &NAME &NUM : &NUM : &NAME &NUM : &NUM Who gave himself for our sins , that he might deliver us from this present evil world , according to the will of &NAME and our Father : &NAME IS our Father , but the word " and " is still used , for it connects &NUM ways of saying the same thing . The same could be true in &NAME ( and &NAME ) . Now , it might be objected that if such were the case , &NAME would not have mentioned the bringing of the ass 's mother - but although that seems reasonable , it could equally be argued that &NAME just gave extra information that the other writers did n't. After all , if every writer wrote about everything , not only would there be no point in having &NUM different gospels , but the one we would have would fill the earth with paper to write it ! ( cf. &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) . Besides , mother asses are reluctant to let their young away from them , so they probably had to bring the mother along for purely practical reasons . Since they were obviously only interested in the colt ( and also because they knew &NAME had already written about it ? ) , the other gospel writers did n't put that bit in their accounts . &NAME also writes : " And [ the disciples ] brought the ass , and the colt , and put on them their clothes , and they set him [ &NAME ] thereon . " Note that the word " thereon " refers to the clothes , not the colt and its mother . The text says that they placed clothes on both , and that &NAME sat on the clothes . It would have been perfectly possible for him to sit on the clothes and yet not on the ass 's mother . Alternatively , he could have sat upon both , and , again , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME just failed to mention that fact . They would still have been entirely correct in asserting that he rode the colt ( &NAME does n't mention the clothes , but it does n't mean they were n't there ) . However , this alternative seems less likely . So , either &NAME road just the colt , and its mother came along too ; or &NAME rode both simultaneously . Either way , there is no contradiction . There - I hope that helps . There are many such apparent contradictions , but none is without resolution - a straightforward reading of the &NAME encounters no real contradiction with the rest of it ; although it does encounter real contradictions with certain ideas in geology , biology , physics , etc. However , as I said , such ideas are not science , since we DID N'T observe the origin of man , or the formation of fossils , etc. However , what we HAVE observed is strata being laid down , one upon the other , ALL AT ONCE , rather than the bottom &NUM first , and then another , and then another , etc. ( these are real laboratory experiments which can be repeated today - I have seen video-tape footage of them ) . Similar results were seen at the explosion of Mount &NAME &NAME . Experiments have also shown that fish , for example , decay and become dismembered by currents in a matter of days or weeks . However ( as you probably know ) , we know of millions of well-preserved fossil fish . Some have delicate soft tissue preserved , and the preservation of the gills and muscles of those in the &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) have led geologists to believe they were fossilized within &NUM hours of death ! Why , I 'm even looking now at picture of a fossil fish halfway through swallowing another fish ! Obviously , these show that they were buried and fossilized quickly ( not over hundreds of thousands of years ) . So , since there is a good body of evidence to counter geologists " assumptions of an ancient earth ( not to mention the whole heap of problems such ideas run into when they meets physics - e.g. the amount of dust on the moon , or nickel in the oceans , or the existence of short-period comets , or the motions of the moon , and of the tides , or the decay of earth 's magnetic field , or the shrinkage of the sun , etc. etc. etc. ) , is it not a better idea to listen to the only observer who was there , who ca n't lie , and who told us what happened in our &NAME ? I 'll leave you with the very final words &NAME wrote in his first letter to &NAME : &CHAR &NAME , keep that which is committed to thy trust , avoiding profane and vain babblings , and oppositions of SCIENCE FALSLEY SO CALLED : Which some professing have erred concerning the faith . &NAME be with thee . Amen . I 'll see you around , Your friend and brother , &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : How to ride &NUM donkeys ... &NAME again , &NAME , I 'm sorry this e-mail follows so long after the previous one - I kept forgetting , and then thinking that I 'd do it tomorrow - but , of course , " tomorrow never comes ! Oh , and how did you do in your exams ? I find out my results tomorrow . Anyway , on to dealing with some of the other issues you raised last time : 'Saying that radiometric dating is unreliable is as silly as saying radio waves are unreliable ( when you change to channel &NUM , you usually get something with pictures and sound , unless there is a freak weather situation ) . Likewise dating . I 'm sorry - I do n't agree . We know that T.V. signals give us sound and pictures - it is observed ( i.e. 'science ) . However , the ages of these rocks are not observed - nobody has sat down with a stop-watch ever since the rock formed , and timed how long it has existed ! What is observed is simply the ratio of certain isotopes in the rock - but it is only faith , pure and simple , to then claim that this tells us the age of the rock ! Now that faith may or may not be reasonable , but that 's all it is - the age is not observed , and therefore is n't science . Since , then , these dates cannot be confirmed scientifically ( i.e. through observation ) , and hence are by definition unprovable hypotheses ( no scientist was there when they formed ) , to suggest they are inaccurate is totally different to suggesting radio waves are inaccurate . Notice that creationists do n't claim that the observed facts ( i.e. the isotope ratios ) are wrong - merely that the interpretation of these facts is wrong ! The radio waves analogy is therefore totally inappropriate . " When several different decay schemes are used on the same rock , each with its own different half life , and give the same age ( concordance ) the method ca n't be said to be false . Before I write anything else , I would be genuinely interested to know of some examples where all the different decay schemes , used on the same rock , gave the same age . If you know of any , please could you tell me ? Thanks . Now , before we go any further , I 'd just like to point out the assumptions that radiometric-dating methods make : &NUM No amount of parent element has entered the rock since it formed , &NUM No amount of parent element has left the rock since it formed , &NUM No amount of daughter element has entered the rock since it formed , &NUM No amount of daughter element has left the rock since it formed , &NUM Radioactive decay rates of the isotopes in the rock have always been identical to those values now possessed by those isotopes in modern laboratories . &NUM The concentration of parent and daughter elements in the rock when it formed is known . Obviously , not one of these assumptions is provable ! But , more to the point , no. &NUM has much evidence against it . " The half lives of some decay schemes are among the most precisely measured constants in physics - e.g. the Caesium clock which now replaces our world 's measurement of time . Very true . However , what makes you think these half-lives have always been the same ? On what authority is this assumed ? The &NAME ? Science ? Or just blind faith ? I suspect the latter . &NAME , experiments actually show that , contrary to school physics lessons , radioactive half-lives DO depend on the conditions the isotope experiences . And not only that , but it is well known that they are inversely proportional to the speed of light . Now , it is an indisputable fact that , over the years , measurements of the speed of light have shown a steady decrease , not only amongst all the measurements in general , but also amongst each method of " &CHAR measurement in particular ( &CHAR speed of light ) . One may like to blame this fact on increasing accuracy of measuring devices , but that does not explain why earlier measurements consistently fell above the present value , rather than being equally spread above and below . Also , many other physical " constants are dependant on &CHAR ; &NUM were examined in a paper by &NAME &NAME , who showed that &NUM should have remained constant , &NUM increased , and &NUM decreased if &NAME ( " &CHAR decay , i.e. decrease in the speed of light ) were true . He found that the measured values of each one over time confirmed the prediction ! Even in the case of radioactive decay rates , where &NUM elements were examined , &NUM / &NUM of the results showed decreasing decay rates , just as would be predicted by &NAME . So then , why is n't &NAME observed now ? Well , the answer is in your statement : " the Caesium clock' now replaces our world 's measurement of time . Indeed it does . The second is defined by the vibration of Caesium atoms ; but the vibration of Caesium atoms is proportional to the speed of light ! Hence , if &NAME were true , we would expect no variation when compared with Caesium clocks , since these should vary in exactly the same way ! However , there should be an observable difference with mechanical clocks ( e.g. the time it takes moons to travel around planets , etc. ) . And , guess what , the atomic clock has been shown to be slowing down relative to these ! In fact , a secular Russian scientist , by the name of &NAME , has independently come to the conclusion that the speed of light was much faster in the past ( as various other physicists are also thinking now ) . This proves that the idea is not creationist " folk science . Obviously , if half-lives were much smaller in the past , atoms would decay much faster , giving a false appearance of age ( if we assume that &CHAR has always been constant , that is ) . This also explains why we can see the light from stars which are millions of light-years away . 'Dating can go wrong - things such as weathering , or reheating rocks above their &NAME temperature ( which resets their clocks ) can occur - but they are the analog of the freak weather conditions in the TV example - understandable situations which can usually be checked . I 'd suggest that that would be quite hard , since we ca n't go back to the time when they formed and have a look ! However , I know of various examples where the methods went totally wrong : &WEBSITE dating of &NAME &NAME 's " &NUM man gave the result of &NUM million years . This was &NUM times to high for evolutionists to accept , so they redated the same strata using the same method and came up with the more " acceptable value of &NUM million years . &NAME , is n't it , how the same method on the same strata can give an answers divergent by &NUM million years ? And strange , too , how they 'll date it until it agrees with evolutionary speculation ? But that 's not the end of the story - later digs convinced anthropologists that even this date was too large . New dating of the strata gave the answer of &NUM million years ! Great how the date always miraculously changes whenever the evolutionists want it to ! &NUM It 's a similar story with the " &NAME ramidus fossils . Most samples of the basalt closest to the fossil-bearing strata gave dates of about &NUM million years . However , this was deemed " too old , so they examined basalt further removed from the fossils , and selected &NUM out of &NUM samples to arrive at a date of &NUM million years . The other &NUM samples were discarded , since they again gave much greater ages . See how the 'dating game works ? &NUM &NUM historical andesite lava flows from &NAME &NAME in &NAME &NAME are known ( by observation , i.e. science ) to have occurred in &NUM , &NUM in &NUM , and one in &NUM . However , &CHAR - &NAME 'dating gave values from &NUM to &NUM million years ! With hindsight , it was argued that excess argon was retained in the rock when it solidified ( and the secular literature contains many similar examples where excess argon vastly inflated the ages of rocks of a known age ) . So , if excess argon can skew the dates of rocks whose ages we know , how can we use this method to date rocks whose date we do n't know ? &NUM &NAME sample &NUM from the moon gave a date of &NUM billion years by the &NAME / Helium method ; &NUM billion years by the &NAME method ; and greater than &NUM billion years by the &NAME method . That 's a divergence of over &NUM billion years ! Similarly , sample &NUM was dated several times by the &NAME method . The lowest such value was &NUM &NUM billion years ( far too old for orthodox geology anyway ) , but the highest , &NUM billion years ! ! ! That 's a difference of &NUM billion years ! Can you see now why , as a scientist , &NUM cannot accept radiometric dating methods as either accurate or authoritative ? I 'd like to introduce a better way of dating : &NAME 's time scale ( as found in the &NAME ) . Who knows , he might turn out to be right after all ! " I also do n't believe our &NAME plays silly games with us . He would not give us the gift of scientific enquiry only to turn round and say - &NAME ha ! I only put those old-looking fossils there to fool you . I think a lot of the problems people with a young Earth viewpoint have stem with a fear that &NUM day science may pull the carpet of faith from under them . But if &NAME has made everything , science will never undermine what He 's done or prove He did n't do it ! Indeed , science does n't undermine Christianity . Science proved &NAME correct : &NAME &NUM : &NUM He stretcheth out the north over the empty place , and hangeth the earth upon nothing . Science had to catch up with the &NAME to see that this was true . It is catching up with the &NAME and showing the earth is n't very old ( although this is being hidden from most people ) . If creationism is such bad science , as most claim , why do you think that evolutionists admit that creationists have won most of the public debates on the subject ? Why are the media so reluctant to let the public hear the evidence against evolution ? Are they scared that people might actually start believing &NAME and his word ? You mention 'silly games . Now , let us just for &NUM minute assume that &NAME COULD have created &NAME and &NAME as fully grown human beings . Would this be a 'silly game ? &NAME forbid . But 'science would tell us that they would have to be at least &NUM years old to be fully grown ! If &NAME were to chop down the tree of knowledge of good and evil , he would find rings . 'Science would tell us that it must therefore be &NUM year old ; but it would have been created only a week before ! Would this be a 'silly game on &NAME 's part ? Of course not . The only 'silly game here is to dictate to &NAME how he had to have created the world ; to force our own assumptions onto the evidence , and then declare that &NAME did n't really mean what he wrote . " I think a lot of the problems people with a young Earth viewpoint have stem with a fear that &NUM day science may pull the carpet of faith from under them . If this were the case , do n't you think they 'd jump on the bandwagon of modern scientific fashions to prevent this accusation being thrown at them ? I suspect they would . I feel the real reason for this debate is simply that the media and academic establishment brainwashes children from birth that the earth is millions of years old , and we evolved from inanimate chemical soup . This is so ingrained that it is very difficult to relinquish the idea - and besides , to do so would bring ridicule from one 's peers . So , as the &NAME does n't publish critical articles against people , and nor does it ostracise people from the scientific establishment , people feel they are at liberty to bend its words to fit the ideas of men . " Besides , it thought , 'surely all these scientists ca n't be wrong ? " Yea , let &NAME be true , but every man a liar ; as it is written , That thou mightest be justified in thy sayings , and mightest overcome when thou art judged . ( Romans &NUM : &NUM ) &NAME , I strongly suggest that you look at how these dating methods are inaccurate , and that you let the &NAME dictate the truth to you . &NAME 's word had always been unpopular - today as much as ever . " &CHAR &NAME , keep that which is committed to thy trust , avoiding profane and vain babblings , and oppositions of SCIENCE FALSELY SO CALLED : Which some professing have erred concerning the faith . &NAME be with thee . Amen . ( &NUM &NAME &NUM : &NUM & &NUM ) I pray that &NAME might show you the truth . Your friend and brother , &NAME . SUBJECT: &NAME Hey &NAME ! Sorry I have n't written in so long -- I 'm up at &NAME now for a double major in x-c skiing and biology ! Things have been pretty busy , and I 'm going into my first midterms starting tomorrow . Thigns are going well for me up here -- I 'm getting a lot of training in and school is under control . The weather is n't too cold yet , but I hope that it &NAME soon ( sometime around November 1st , preferably ! ) . I 've gotta go buy groceries now ( I 'm out of food at home ! ) , and then I 've gotta study for bio tomorrow a bit more . Just wanted to let you know that I 'm still here ! Talk to you later , &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . Share information about yourself , create your own public profile at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Hydraulic hijinks Dear &NAME &NAME Your latest note served only to reinforce my long-held concerns over the way my taxes are being used to subsidise what might loosely be termed your " education . " While water-based frivolity might strike you as amusing , it is , particularly during this period of prolonged drought ( no rain here in the Mendips for several months now ) , no laughing matter . My younger brother The &NAME Reverend &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME ( a sprightly &NUM ) had a narrow escape recently when &NUM 'students " carried out a water balloon raid in the vicinity of his retirement home . Please bear in mind the elderly when you plotting further aquatic antics . Yours , &NAME &NAME &NAME " &NAME ( retired ) The &NAME &NAME &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Hello ! Any of you want to get &NAME a pressie but have no idea what to get him ? Well , I 've thought of something a group of us could get him : a camera case for his swanky new camera . Put me right , but I do n't think he has a case for it yet . If any of you fancy clubbing together to get one for him , would you let me know asap and I 'll see what we can do ! love &NAME SUBJECT: " I believe ... " I believe in the sun even if it is n't shining . I believe in love even when I am alone . I believe in &NAME even when He is silent . -- Unknown ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Health - Feel better , live better &WEBSITE SUBJECT: " I believe ... " I believe in the sun even if it is n't shining . I believe in love even when I am alone . I believe in &NAME even when He is silent . -- Unknown ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Health - Feel better , live better &WEBSITE SUBJECT: I have a hotmail address ! Hello ! I have finally joined the 21st century and have got myself a hotmail address-and , amazingly , it does n't have any strange numbers or letters because there are a &NUM other &NAME carters . it appears that there is just me ! ( or maybe all the others are even dappier than I am and ca n't actually use the internet ! ) . Please email me so that my address does n't disappear into cyberspace , love to you all , &NAME &EMAIL ... just incase you were n't baffled enough already ! &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : I 'm back . ... hi timotei ... great to hear from you and know you are back safely from your american & canadian jaunt ... hope the rest of your time was fun and you enjoyed yourself as much as you seemed to have been for the first few weeks ! things are OK here ... my dad was n't too well the last couple of days but he seems to be perking up a little . I went on an &NAME team to &NAME at the beginning of the summer which was brilliant ... I am supposed to be going to &NAME a week tomorrow - which given the situation out there at the moment it a little scary ... We find out wednesday for ( almost ) definite ... of course anything could happen , so if things got really bad we would n't be allowed to go ... argh . Pray for us ! ! apart from that life is pretty much normal ... I have a few vague ideas of what I am going to do after &NAME but nothing definite so we 'll see . anyway this is just a quickie , I 'm off to bed soon . Take care & &NAME bless &NAME xxx " Work like you do n't need money, * * * &EMAIL * ) ( ) love like you 've never been hurt, * * &WEBSITE / and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * &WEBSITE / " love your enemy , it 'll ruin his reputation " &NAME tutu SUBJECT: Re : I 'm back . ... Yes the trip is on - we fly Monday , we go down to my aunt 's tomorrow ! please pray for us ! sorry this is so short . may get to check email while I am there so do n't * not * write ! &SMILEY take care &NAME bless will tell you all about it when I get back love & hugs &NAME xxx " Work like you do n't need money, * * * &EMAIL * ) ( ) love like you 've never been hurt, * * &WEBSITE / and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * &WEBSITE / " love your enemy , it 'll ruin his reputation " &NAME tutu SUBJECT: Re : I 'm Back ! ( " Oh no ! " , I hear you cry . ) Dear &NAME , Glad to hear you had a good time with your friends Sunday evening . The trip back was good , &NUM &NUM / &NUM hours again although the weather deteriorated as I got further south . I hope you soon have a good idea what is required with respect to exam preparation and that you can organise your life appropriately . We went to &NAME &NAME on Monday for lunch . &CHAR pleasant ( smallish ) gathering to celebrate his &NUM years in &NAME . I gather a larger group were coming in the evening . he has a indoor swimming pool which &NAME and &NAME tried out . Last night we watched the snooker final . Another comeback by &NAME &NAME . Yes , the sedimentology trip did sound interesting ! I have tried to send you an article from &NAME Today on potential tsunamis but I do not think it worked . Apparently there is concern about some formation off the east coast . All for now . Dad SUBJECT: I 'M HOME Dear wonderful people , Hello ! I 'm home ! This is so wonderful that I feel I have to make this universally known . wheee ! I am never , ever , ever , EVER doing field work on my own again . I think that &NAME is the only one of you which will appreciate this , but the fact remains IT SUCKS ! I 'm just to lazy to do it ! Having said that , I 've made a few more friends : the Methodist guys , the little old lady at the Baptist Church , the &NUM geologists who were in &NAME ... I appreciate these the most , for taking me out to the &NAME equivalent of &NAME and dancing like bozos until the early hours of the morning , although not for lending me a pile of their dirty washing to use as a pillow when I slept on their floor ( &NAME ! ! ! ) . I may even have learned something ! For the benefit of &NAME ( who 'll be interested ) and &NAME , &NAME and &NAME ( who 'll be indignant , hee hee ) I was looking at Devonian limestone with Triassic Sandstone 'dykes " in - all good fun : glad I wasnt looking at the limestone , its a pile of incomprehensible bryozoa ! For those of you who got &NAME 's " we 're back from &NAME email " all those weeks ago , she was sure I 'd tell you all about it . Well it was fun , I was in a bad mood on one of the last nights and had a wonderful argument with someone for the first time in ages - does n't really matter what it was about , I was just enjoying myself . &NAME - who has n't seen me for &NUM years , and for whom this may come as a surprise - this is news because I 've given up arguing ! At least officially . As for the rest of the trip , it was good fun , hard work and most entertaining watching our &NAME do her bit for international relations ... &SMILEY Well , I hope you 're all having fun and not working too hard , lots of love and geology , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : IMPORTANT phone me on &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , [ iso-8859-1 ] &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi dad . to install the software , I need to have administrator rights to your machine , which signed on as &NAME , I do n't have . Would it be possible for you to find out the administrator rights for me so that I could install it ? Thanks very much , &NAME &NAME ! Plus For a better &NAME experience &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : IMPORTANT ( br) ( br) ( br) ( br) ( br) ( br)Hello people ! Got back from &NAME on Saturday and have n't had the chance to check my emails till now . &NAME ! I 've just had to read SO many about some fun-sounding get-together in &NAME ! Here 's my little reply : Weekend &NUM / &NUM : probably not Weekend &NUM / &NUM / &NUM : best for me &NAME : nah ! So , yes , I probably will be able to make the weekend everyone else seems keen on ( apart from &NAME and &NAME ) , but it will depend on train costs ( which I 'll now investigate ; I am skint ) and who else goes . You know I 'd LOVE to see you all , but the incentive to go would be even greater if I knew that &NAME and &NAME were going as I wo n't see them for AGES if they do n't, and I will be seeing you others &NUM weeks later ! Can you make it you guys ? &NAME so . Keep me posted . Bye for now , love you all , &NAME xxx PS - I 'm seeing &NAME on Wednesday ! &NAME and &NAME &CHAR are going to see the &NAME match at &NAME &NAME " Park on wed night , so &NAME is coming to see me then ! Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : IMPORTANT I can only really make that weekend , but if you change it , do n't worry about it ... I 'll see you all soon . &NAME From : " &NAME " To : " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , 'Millza ( &NAME ) " , " &NAME , &NAME " , &NAME , &NAME " Subject : IMPORTANT Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME , I have had quite a few replies and it seems that only &NAME will definitely not be able to make the aforementioned weekend ( is that a DEFINITE NO &NAME ? ) , so . ... This is what we 're going to do : Please reply to this message , telling me whether you can / ca n't make the following dates . I suggest you copy the dates straight out of this email and just put " yes " , " no " or " part " beside the date to say whether you can / ca n't it then ( " part " if you can only make part of it ) . The dates are as follows ( the following is what you are going to copy and send back to me , with your own input ) : Weekend &NUM / &NUM : Weekend &NUM / &NUM / &NUM : &NAME : Regards , &NAME Friends , Romans and Countrypeople , As some of you might know , &NAME and I are cunningly planning a 'Marshal A & &CHAR + extras " get-together . We have ruminated and cogitated and are proposing as a possiblility the weekend of the &NUM / &NUM / 16th of September at &NAME 's house ( &NAME ) . We need to know who can / ca n't make it on those days , and then we can take it from there . WE MUST KNOW SOON ! Please get back to me &NAME . 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[ 3D3D3D ) Please enter your reply below this line ( 3D3D3D ] [ 3D3D3D ) Please enter your reply above this line ( 3D3D3D ] Thank you , &NAME &NAME Support Enterprise Rent a Car SUBJECT: information ( Fwd ) For your information , we will , next week , be at The Hookses &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 3RL The phone number is &NUM . SUBJECT: Re : information on employment &NAME &NAME Basically , I would love to come and visit you at the science park , and am free anytime , even tomorrow ( ie Wednesday ) . When is a good day / time for you ? Today ( Wednesday ) is n't so good , as we have several meetings , and then I 'm going to the dentist just after &NUM , but tomorrow or Friday ( or usually any other day ) would be OK . Pick a time and let me know . Or you could come with me in the morning - I often go on my bike , but I 'd take the car for a demonstration of the mobile phone navigation system that has been almost me sole preoccupation for more than a year now . I usually get round to setting off by &NUM ( officially &NUM ) . I am assuming that if I can find &NAME at the science park that it will not be to hard to find you inside ? Is there a reception where I can ask for you ? We 're the first building on the right with a sign that ( I think ) mainly says " Yeoman " with a small " &NAME " . If you come in the main entrance from &NAME Road , so right at the small roundabout , and first &NUM the right . Indeed ask at reception . &NAME &NAME , Principal Software Engineer , &NAME / &NAME SUBJECT: Re : information on employment How about &NUM come down to your house at a little past &NUM . If you normally leave at &NUM : &NUM , perhaps &NUM : &NUM would be good ? I would love to see the mobile navigation system , but if it is a pain to take the car then I am more than happy to bike . That will be fine - see you tomorrow . No problem taking the car - I 've been taking it a lot of the time while debugging the system , but am trying to get back to the bike again now that the system largely works . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : information on employment &NAME &NAME Finally getting round to a reply , after &NAME reminded me this morning ( and indeed I 've just noticed your email of today - I only check the email a few times a day ) . I do n't mind if you want to call round ( at the moment I 'd say Friday evening was the first that might be suitable ) , but I wonder if it would n't be better you visiting us here on the Science Park ( almost any time would do for that , so long as I 'm expecting you ) . The main reason being that I do n't think I 'd be much good at discussing mapping / &NAME industries in general , or indeed knowing what sort of people we take on here . I very much concentrate on the technicalities of programming , and do n't bother so much with what the competitors are doing etc. I certainly have never been involved with sifting through &NAME of applicants , or of interviewing them ! If you visit here ( on an informal basis - I 've had friends drop in quite often ) , then at least there are things you can look at and try out , and I might even be able to find &NUM or &NUM other people who have more of an idea of what 's going on in the industry . I see you 've posted this to the home email as well , which is a good idea - I usually get to read those promptly on the &NAME cable connection . My home phone is &NUM &NUM . Let me know what you would like to do . &NAME &NAME &NAME , Principal Software Engineer , &NAME / &NAME SUBJECT: info@working-smart.co.uk &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME / WS / &NUM ) &NAME : UK-SE &NAME &NAME Status : Contract Initially &NUM Months - Possibly extended / &NAME . Start &NAME : Mid April &NUM Open To : European &NAME Citizens or &NAME work permit holders only Contract &NAME &NAME : An attractive rate of £ 3200-£ &NUM per day is on offer dependent on skills and experience . &NAME &NAME : Working for a Data , Information / Knowledge Management & Services Company , involved in a &NAME Systems Implementation Project for a new Client . With in-depth &NAME software development experience & software delivery , you will be one of the developers of the &NAME project solution . &NAME includes : * &NAME implementation . * Web &NAME ( &NAME ) implementation . * Integration with existing relational databases to provide end-users a spatial 91portal " . * Other desktop &NAME development ( custom functionality ) * Data manipulation & spatial data processing ( e.g. legacy cartography data ) . Possibility of other projects in &NAME , &NAME , and / or &NAME &NAME . You will work at Client site , but mainly at Company 's office / home &NAME : &NUM ) Min &NUM years &NAME database development / programming experience , &NUM ) Experience of at least &NUM &NAME products : &NAME / ArcView &NUM , &NAME &NAME , ArcObjects , ArcIMS , and &NAME , &NUM ) Demonstrated skills with &NAME and developing databases and applications using Oracle or &NAME &NAME . To apply for this Position , go to the Working Smart Web Site ( &WEBSITE- &WEBSITE ) and apply on-line OR Email your &NAME to &EMAIL- &WEBSITE Working Smart Ltd. , International Petroleum &NAME &NAME &NAME House , &NAME Place , The &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME . &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM Email : &EMAIL- &WEBSITE Web : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Irreducible complexity This is great stuff : &WEBSITE Talking about " Intelligent Design " - the theory that there is design in nature - looks at loads of stuff , such as &NAME and irreducible complexity . Strikes a chord with me . &CHAR SUBJECT: ? iso-8859-1 ? q?:-29 ? Hi &NAME ! &NAME , you are about to return Are you sad to be leaving &NAME ? Glad to hear you enjoyed your last few weeks . My job is okay , but I do n't do very much since there is no barley for me to analyse , since the harvest is very slow this year . So much so , in fact , that I have been given the rest of the week off ! More time to study chemistry . &NAME of joys ! It 's raining at the moment , and I 've just finished tidying up after my little brother . He is pleased because he is now going to &NAME University in &NUM . I want to send him away to &NAME on a gap year next year . I can always hope Well , I look forward to hearing more about your travels . Keep smiling . &NAME &NAME I 'm sending you a cheque for £ &NUM . It is the remainder of your bicycle shed key deposit after a deduction for you part of the final telephone bill . If you want any more details , I 'll be happy to send them to you . SUBJECT: Re : ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NAME ? Hey &NAME ! Excellent ! I 've just sent an email to invite her actually ! Yes , it will be black tie . It 's such a lovely day here ! I 've been to the doctors to get my stitch out , and then we went into &NAME and I bought &NUM Christmas cards . Fun ! Looking forward to seeing you on Friday ! &NAME &NAME &NAME , La would LOVE to come , and she did n't even say " Are you sure &NAME wants me to be there ? " I think she likes you ! ( Particularly as you were one of the &NUM people who ar coming to her party ! How exclusive . ) Will it be black tie ? &NAME , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NAME ? Hi &NAME , &NAME to hear from you . I think your last emailed came just about the time we were getting ready to come back from &NAME and so I neglected to respond ... sorry ! Glad to hear about your upcoming trip but sorry to hear about the funding ... we will continue to pray for those possibilities and for work for you . Keep us posted ! Yes , we are still interested in your offer as long as it all works for your family . We could phone ahead to your parents a couple of weeks beforehand just to make sure . Our address is : &NUM Red Courts , &NAME County &NAME &NAME &NAME We hope at some point to see you again and please say " hi " to &NAME from all of us as well . &NAME still talks about the mini-stick game the night you were here ! Take care and safe travelling , &NAME and &NAME Hi &NAME , Are you , &NAME and the kids still keen to come and stay in &NAME ? If so , could you send me your address , so that we can send you a key to our house ? That would be great . I hope that you all has a great time in &NAME &NAME . &NAME ( my elder brother ) and I fly to &NAME &NAME on the 5th of August , so we are looking forward to that . I 'm off to see &NAME in &NAME today , but will still be able to check e-mail . If you need to get in touch with my parents / anyone at my home the number is &NUM &NUM &NUM the address is &NUM &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME The PhD funding has pretty much fallen through , but now I am looking for work in that ( digital mapping ) field . Hope you are all well , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NAME ? dear &NAME , I am glad that you have had such a great time , and I hope that your time in &NAME is as fab and that you do n't get mobbed by loads of crazy girls ( as happens here ) . I am doing very little , I have been to &NAME a couple of times to see &NAME and &NAME and also to see a play which was most amusing . I cannot find a job &NAME , but we are going to &NAME soon , so never mind . email you soon , love &NAME xx SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME in a week ! ! Meeting up sounds like a really good idea . Do you know where you 're going to be and when yet ? Where are you staying ? College ? I 'm In &NAME &CHAR so if that is a suitable meeting place you could come round or we could go out for a drink or something . If you want I could even cook . ... hmmm your choice ! ! &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Hey &NAME ! I 'm really pleased to hear that your trip went well . I was quite worried , particularly recently . I 'm coming up to college tomorrow . Are you there now ? I 've got a fielfd trip on thursday to &NAME , and I can feel a christian attack coming on , so prayer for the words to say and wisdom would be greatly appreciated . If you are in &NAME , do you want to meet up ? say on tuesday or wednesday night ? &NAME I must be mad ! ! I do think I have contracted some disease that prevents we staying in &NUM place for any length of time ! How are you anyway ? Not heard from you in a while . The last couple of weeks have been amazing - too much for an e-mail so I 'll tell you all about it when I see you . Are you coming back to college a week on Tuesday ? Let me know &NAME &NAME , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME in a week ! ! I must be mad ! ! I do think I have contracted some disease that prevents we staying in &NUM place for any length of time ! How are you anyway ? Not heard from you in a while . The last couple of weeks have been amazing - too much for an e-mail so I 'll tell you all about it when I see you . Are you coming back to college a week on Tuesday ? Let me know &NAME &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME in a week ! ! Tonight is fine . The menu is planned , the ingredients are in and guests are welcome . There are n't any others back in &NAME &CHAR yet , they start arriving tomorrow , but I 'm cooking for &NAME this week while she 's doing the Freshers " Rep thing . You 've more than welcome to come on Wednesday as well , you should know that you 're always welcome . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Sounds good . I 'll be in &NAME &NAME 's old room , but how about &NUM come up to your flat at around &NUM ? what day ? Is anyone else there ? Oh yes , the inviting myself round has started already ... I finished the draft of my book &NUM days ago , and now am packing . see ya soon ! &NAME Meeting up sounds like a really good idea . Do you know where you 're going to be and when yet ? Where are you staying ? College ? I 'm In &NAME &CHAR so if that is a suitable meeting place you could come round or we could go out for a drink or something . If you want I could even cook . ... hmmm your choice ! ! &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : Hey &NAME ! I 'm really pleased to hear that your trip went well . I was quite worried , particularly recently . I 'm coming up to college tomorrow . Are you there now ? I 've got a fielfd trip on thursday to &NAME , and I can feel a christian attack coming on , so prayer for the words to say and wisdom would be greatly appreciated . If you are in &NAME , do you want to meet up ? say on tuesday or wednesday night ? &NAME I must be mad ! ! I do think I have contracted some disease that prevents we staying in &NUM place for any length of time ! How are you anyway ? Not heard from you in a while . The last couple of weeks have been amazing - too much for an e-mail so I 'll tell you all about it when I see you . Are you coming back to college a week on Tuesday ? Let me know &NAME &NAME , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: I wanted to send you this card ... - from &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &Josh ( Fwd ) &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE . You can pick up your personal message here : &WEBSITE Your card will be available for the next &NUM days This service is &NUM FREE ! &SMILEY Have a good day and have fun ! Hope your card indicates agreement with &NAME Mountain 's Website Rules : &WEBSITE Send FREE &NAME Mountain cards to friends and family ( and attach gifts too ! ) &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME 's &NAME &NAME &NAME ( again ... ) Whilst attempting to play our last match this season ( and for &NUM of us , our last match for &NAME 's) , the flood lights went out before we finished ... So , we 're going to re-play them 9-10pm on Wednesday ( it will be a shorter match than usual ) . All are welcome , but I will assume the following will be there : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Let me know if you ca n't make it . Meet 8.15pm TV room , &NAME there , for a prompt start . Bring some change for a drink afterwards . Yours , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME sent me this Best nights to catch me in are usually Monday , Thursday ( but not tonight ) and Friday . I am feeling better today so that 's good . Sorry about the &NUM hours pointless work , that 's quite a lot . I would say been there done that except I 'm not sure I have ! Have fun with &NAME . Talk to you soon hopefully , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME ! ! * * Hey &NAME ! ! Just wanted to wish you a VERY HAPPY &NAME ! ! Hope you 're enjoying the hols so far . It seems a bit quiet here after all the madness of end of term festivities but am looking forward to my sister coming home on friday and from then on the Christmas begins ! ! Going to see &NAME of the Rings on saturday en famille , hope its good ! ( as well as go shopping with the rest of the world , seeing as have n't bought any presents yet ! ) Really looking forward to New Year - will be great ! Until then have muchos fun , love from &NAME &NAME * * SUBJECT: &NAME ( the person not the feeling ) hello friends . &NAME ( Do you remember her from first year ) e-mailed me today with her new e-mail address . She seemed keen to know how everyone is and wanted me toforward this to you . Please forward it to others ( &NAME , &NAME ) . You know how inept at computers I am , It is &EMAIL Have a nice day , love &NAME SUBJECT: Junior &NAME analyst Small company based in &NAME is looking for a college student or recent graduate to join their &NAME team . They need someone who has experience of &NAME / &NAME and &NAME so that they can draw polygons and convert them into shape files from &NUM system to another . They are willing to take on someone on a part time basis initially until the summer holidays start . If you are a junior &NAME analyst then you may also still apply but it is not a role for an experienced &NAME person . The rate is £ &NUM per hour &NUM month in duration If you are interested please send your &NAME to &EMAIL or contact &NAME &NAME at &NAME & &NAME on &NUM &NUM &NUM . SUBJECT: Just a quick message ... Dear &NAME , I 'm sorry it 's taken me so long to reply ; as usual , I ignore all emails when I 've got lots of work to do ( meaning I read them but don'treply for ages ) ... I hope you 're feeling better now , about being back at college , and being less tired . I let &NAME know about tonight 's chapel service that you 're speaking at , because I knew he 'd want to pray for you as well . I hope you 're feeling excited as well as nervous about it ( though I know if I was doing it I 'd just be nervous ! ) . It 's such a great opportunity ; &NAME will faithfully make the most of His words that you are preaching : I was reading a passage in &NAME a while ago where &NAME says that His words will not come back to Him without acomplishing what they were meant to do ... I 'll send you the verse when I get back to the flat later and look it up ! ! I hope it goes really well tonight ; I 'll be thinking of you and praying for you . love , &NAME xxx SUBJECT: Just a quick message ... Dear &NAME , I 'm sorry it 's taken me so long to reply ; as usual , I ignore all emails when I 've got lots of work to do ( meaning I read them but don'treply for ages ) ... I hope you 're feeling better now , about being back at college , and being less tired . I let &NAME know about tonight 's chapel service that you 're speaking at , because I knew he 'd want to pray for you as well . I hope you 're feeling excited as well as nervous about it ( though I know if I was doing it I 'd just be nervous ! ) . It 's such a great opportunity ; &NAME will faithfully make the most of His words that you are preaching : I was reading a passage in &NAME a while ago where &NAME says that His words will not come back to Him without acomplishing what they were meant to do ... I 'll send you the verse when I get back to the flat later and look it up ! ! I hope it goes really well tonight ; I 'll be thinking of you and praying for you . love , &NAME xxx SUBJECT: &NAME ! ! Hi guys ! ! Hope you 're having a fantastic holiday and making the most of the sun ! I do n't normally go for group emails but the week 's rushing by and I wanted to say hello before going on sunday . Went to my sister 's graduation last week , which was pretty boring . There was lots of latin and each student had to kneel at this old bloke 's feet and be prayed over ! ! They looked very smart though ( if a bit funny ! ) in all their official robes ! And we got lots of nice food afterwards , so it was alright ! We also went to watch my sister playing in the women 's Varsity cricket match at Lords . It was a brilliant match and &NAME won , so she 's very happy ! ! Went down to &NAME friday night so we could go to &NAME on the saturday . We got in at 6pm to the outside courts . Did n't see anyone famous , but it was great just to wander round and soak up the atmosphere . This week I 've been unpacking and clearing out lots of junk that I 've had stored away for years ! It 's amazing how long it takes ! Bought a new rucksack yesterday ( a very early birthday present from my parents ! ! ) and have been filling it up today . Am very excited about going now ... ! ! We 've got orientation from sunday til tuesday and then we fly out early on Wednesday morning ! ! The address there will be : &NAME &NAME , &CHAR / &CHAR &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM , &NAME , &NAME . I 'll probably be able to check email at internet cafes too , I 'm not sure how it 'll work ! We 're there til aug 20th . That 's all for now ! Will be sending postcards soon ... ! ! lots of love from &NAME &SMILEY Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME &NAME at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ! ! Hi &NAME ! ! I 'm back ! ! Thanks for the emails , am sorry have been pants at keeping in touch , but it sounds like you 've had an amazing time away . Ca n't wait to see you and hear all about it ! What are you doing at the moment ? Are you at home , or are you jet-setting somewhere else ? ( joke ! ! ) Am gradually settling back into normal life , after having a fantastic time &NAME did a whole range of things while we were there - playing footie with kids in childrens homes , singing songs and playing with them , do ( or more attempting to do ! ! ) building on &NUM different sites , a week 's mission outreach in the middle of nowhere ( a 19hr truck ride away , which was only supposed to take &NAME , well so they said ! ! ) and &NAME and I both preached ( can you imagine that ? ! ) , a week by the coast building a mud church and enjoying the beach and a week on a footie camp , with some amazing footie players , some of them played for the kenyan women 's team ( our skills were somewhat lacking ! ! ) Is good to be back home , if a little bizarre with the big culture difference ! Am looking for a job at the &NAME , am trying to find translating work , although I do n't know how likely that 'll be . If not , I 'll just do some temping work . Am going down to &NAME &NAME to meet up with &NAME and go on a camp with her til tuesday . Do n't know much about it yet , guess I 'll find out when I get there ! ! Still will be good to see her . I feel like I have n't seen anyone for ages ! ! Will be in touch again next week to arrange when to meet up ( if you 're at home ! ! ) . For now though , hope you 're well and having fun . &NAME akubariki ( god bless ) love from &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME MOST FEATURING ON SONGS OF PRAISE , &NUM &NAME &NUM Dear all If you 've ever wondered what sort of things we got up to in &NAME last &NAME , then Songs of Praise will be featuring the work of Novi Most International ( the organisation we went with ) as part of their special Holocaust Sunday programme . They interviewed our team leader , &NAME , and some of the kids at the &NAME . Hopefully , most of them will by now have recovered from watching &NAME 's appalling attempts at breakdancing back in August . The programme will be shown on &NAME &NUM this Sunday , &NUM January , &NUM : &NUM - &NUM : &NUM . Lots of love &NAME & &NAME SUBJECT: l' amerique hey &NAME ... hope you have masses of fun in &NAME ... which part are you going to and why ? relatives ? I have applied for a couple of jobs and &CHAR keep looking , so ... I 'm sure somone will be desperate enough to employ me soon . the problem seems to be , I am overqualified for the jobs I do n't want an underqualified for the jobs that I do ... O well . &NAME is truly a land of misery . it rained every day but one when we were there . how does &NAME stick the place ? no wonder he wants to move ! I have been watching the commonwealth games . they are fun . and the west wing- superb ! there was a canadian coupls in church this morning . heaps of fun . ... &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : Re : &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM You sound bored . Get out ! Run around , work for a charity ! I too am still looking , but I 'm going into one of the &NAME offices tomorrow morning , so that should give me a bit of a better idea what goes on in the industry . I also e-mailed a couple other people in thesearch for people to e-mail about work . I finished a painting tonight , which I am very pleased with ! Yeah ! Keep smiling , and try to look forward to &NAME , you sound a bit depressed , and that is n't great . I do hope you find work soon . Bless you ! &NAME dear &NAME , I am boreder than the most bored thing in the entire world , which may in fact be myself . can not find job , but can also not look too hard ... c' est la vie . have applied for a couple of things ... will have to wait and see . hmm , hmmmm . &CHAR hear that &NAME is fearlessly making the trip to &NAME to live there ... will be wierd , I think . I hope he 'll be ok . when are you off to sunnier climes ? lucky you ! I am going to &NAME soon , which will be duller than &NAME paint . things are not looking good in the excitment stakes . hope &NAME is well and that you enjoyed your visit there ... love &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , good to hear from you . I 've been travelling around again , visiting &NAME in &NAME , - lovely ! ( although I managed to make a loaf of bread in their breadmaker that rose so much that it pushed to lid off ! oops ! ) I 'm now trying to find a job to , and not being naturally &NAME idle , it is kind of frustrating . Oh well . I 'll persevere ! Windy wet and horrible here . I 'm trying to plan bits for the summer too . We 'll see how it goes . Need to find a car and stuff like that , also book passage on a ferry . Fun ! ( and expensive ! ) Keep smiling ! &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : l' amerique hey &NAME ... do n't know when you 'll get this , or where you 'll be when you do , but I gope you 're having anive time . this is just to tell you that &NAME is cold and dull and rainy , and that you 're having a blast in the heat of the east coast . you do n't know how much &CHAR envy you- your trip is exactly the kind of journey I 'd like to go on ! have applied for jobs , but nothing yet . but I know that there are desperate people out there , so one will come along evetually . I think I 'm either overqualified , or I do n't have enough experience . rats . our vicar is keeping me busy . I am doing lots of stuff for church . is kind of fun , the kind of things I 'd like to do as a job . but I have n't office experince ! ( grrrrr ) hope all 's well with you and your family . much love , &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : l' amerique Date : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , On Tuesday , &NAME and I are going to the East Coast of &NAME and we will be travelling a lot . The idea is to fly to &NAME in &NAME &NAME , and stay with one of &NAME 's Hockey friends there for a few days . Then , we hed to &NAME and &NAME , and a couple other of the big American cities , ( for &NAME ) . Following that , we troop up north ( if we have n't been mugged too much or wounded in a gunfight ) and cross the largest undefended border in the world . We will be in the maritime provinces of &NAME ( &NAME &NAME - Where my book is partly set ; &NAME &NAME Island - &NAME of &NAME &NAME ) then we will drive along either the northern or southern shore of the &NAME &NAME seaway , ( Where all the first explorers travelled down ) and arrive ( safely ) beside Lake &NAME for an old friend 's wedding . Once they have been wed , &NAME and I head off to my old town - &NAME , and then back down to &NAME &NAME to fly home . I know what you mean about the job situation . You could work in &NAME as a manager ( I know you 'd love that ! Pay between &NUM , &NUM and &NUM , &NUM ) I LIKE &NAME ( even though it rains ) ( a lot ) Yeah , &NAME wind has been great ! about &NUM good episodes in a row now ! Do you think that &NAME will run for re-election ? I guess he has to for the series to continue , but what will happen to his marriage if he does ? And , why would people vote for a guy with &NAME ? It will be interesting to see how this plays out . Keep well , and I hope you find a job soon . &NAME hey &NAME ... hope you have masses of fun in &NAME ... which part are you going to and why ? relatives ? I have applied for a couple of jobs and &CHAR keep looking , so ... I 'm sure somone will be desperate enough to employ me soon . the problem seems to be , I am overqualified for the jobs I do n't want an underqualified for the jobs that I do ... O well . &NAME is truly a land of misery . it rained every day but one when we were there . how does &NAME stick the place ? no wonder he wants to move ! I have been watching the commonwealth games . they are fun . and the west wing- superb ! there was a canadian coupls in church this morning . heaps of fun . ... &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : Re : &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM You sound bored . Get out ! Run around , work for a charity ! I too am still looking , but I 'm going into one of the &NAME offices tomorrow morning , so that should give me a bit of a better idea what goes on in the industry . I also e-mailed a couple other people in thesearch for people to e-mail about work . I finished a painting tonight , which I am very pleased with ! Yeah ! Keep smiling , and try to look forward to &NAME , you sound a bit depressed , and that is n't great . I do hope you find work soon . Bless you ! &NAME dear &NAME , I am boreder than the most bored thing in the entire world , which may in fact be myself . can not find job , but can also not look too hard ... c' est la vie . have applied for a couple of things ... will have to wait and see . hmm , hmmmm . &CHAR hear that &NAME is fearlessly making the trip to &NAME to live there ... will be wierd , I think . I hope he 'll be ok . when are you off to sunnier climes ? lucky you ! I am going to &NAME soon , which will be duller than &NAME paint . things are not looking good in the excitment stakes . hope &NAME is well and that you enjoyed your visit there ... love &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , good to hear from you . I 've been travelling around again , visiting &NAME in &NAME , - lovely ! ( although I managed to make a loaf of bread in their breadmaker that rose so much that it pushed to lid off ! oops ! ) I 'm now trying to find a job to , and not being naturally &NAME idle , it is kind of frustrating . Oh well . I 'll persevere ! Windy wet and horrible here . I 'm trying to plan bits for the summer too . We 'll see how it goes . Need to find a car and stuff like that , also book passage on a ferry . Fun ! ( and expensive ! ) Keep smiling ! &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : &NAME " allo Hi , Sorry I have not written earlier . I have been really busy ! No , &NAME set up the account for me ! I would not have had a clue what to do . In running yesterday I came second . Only &NUM seconds behind &NAME &NAME . He ran &NUM : &NUM and I ran &NUM : &NUM for &NUM laps of the course . The course was this : you know the back field , we ran from next to the concrete level with th side of the tennis courts closest to the school . We then ran around the tennis courts up to the top corner of the field and followed the edge of the concrete round to where we started.That was &NUM lap . Is n't it weird that you can run &NUM completely different styles but finish practically together . I ran from the front , he ran from the back ! Well I better run or I will be late to football , love &NAME &NAME &CHAR What do you think of &NAME &NAME 's sacking ? &NAME and I are going to see &NAME today ! Go on you BLUES . So , you got yourself a new email address , eh ? Good idea . By all accounts hotmail is too easily 'spammed " sent junk mail . Did you set up the &NAME account by yourself or get help ? I 'm impressed if you set it up yourself since you have to go through a lot of pages to get there ! However , now you , &NAME and I all have similar emails : &EMAIL Neat ! Signing off for now , love &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME " allo So , you got yourself a new email address , eh ? Good idea . By all accounts hotmail is too easily 'spammed " sent junk mail . Did you set up the &NAME account by yourself or get help ? I 'm impressed if you set it up yourself since you have to go through a lot of pages to get there ! However , now you , &NAME and I all have similar emails : &EMAIL Neat ! Signing off for now , love &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME - NE &NAME LANDSLIDE HAZARD MAPPING IN NE &NAME ( UK ) Applications are invited for the above full-time research studentship leading to PhD of the University of &NAME . Proposed start date is September or October , &NUM . Applicants should have , or expect to gain , a &NUM ( &CHAR ) degree in &NAME ( physical ) , &NAME , Earth Science or Environmental Science , and a high degree of computing / IT ability . They should be competent in geomorphological field mapping , and have experience of ( or ability and willingness to explore ) the application of computer mapping and information systems to geoscience problems . The project seeks to use spatial information systems to : &CHAR ) characterise the location , type , activity and impact of existing landslides in &NAME &NAME ; and ii ) extrapolate ( through statistical modelling ) from the pattern of existing landsliding to produce the first landslide susceptibility model and map for the area . The project is a collaborative venture between the College / University and &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) . The Fellowship attracts a tax-free bursary of £ &NUM , &NAME plus fees ( at &NAME / EC rate ) for &NUM year in the first instance , with extension for up to &NUM years in total subject to successful annual progress . Further details available from : Dr. &NAME &NAME ( Dept of &NAME ) : ( &NUM ) &NUM ; &EMAIL . Closing date for receipt of applications : May &NUM , &NUM SUBJECT: &NAME & Ph. &NAME project &NAME &NAME My neighbour &NAME &NAME asked me to get in touch . If I understand correctly , she must know your parents . She says that you intend to do a Ph. &NAME at &NAME in some area connected with &NUM digital mapping , but that funding is a problem . She wondered if the company I work for might be able to help . I 'm a software engineer at &NAME ( &WEBSITE / ) on the &NAME Science Park . We 've always mainly concentrated on mapping / &NAME , but are now part of the Yeoman Group ( &WEBSITE ) have been working on &NAME 's mobile navigation system for about &NUM months now ( it is powered by &NAME software ) . Whether or not we can give assistance for projects such as yours is not my area , but I have spoken with one of the managers , who suggests that you email him outlining what the position is . His name is &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) . I 've copied this email to him . I would n't be over-optimistic about the likelihood of us being able to offer substantial financial help , but I know that we have sometimes been involved in similar projects in the past , so there is certaininly no harm in making enquiries . &WEBSITE email until Monday , so if you want to ask me anything before then , then please use ( &EMAIL ) . &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Principal Software Engineer , &NAME , &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: Re : le camera I really like that one of &NAME he is showing emotion and looks genuinely happy ! Thank you , then- it is most kind of you , and very sweet . Hope you have a nice day . Love &NAME xx " T.S. &NAME " wrote : No , no. Accept them as a gift . I 'm glad you like them ! ( perhaps we should blow up that one of &NAME with his eyes closed . He HATES it ! Lots of love , &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME , &NAME . &NAME , when I saw &NAME last night , he said that , in effect , you were giving us the photos ... are you SURE ? because I will quite happily pay- they are lovely ! they really bring the evening back , and I am very grateful to you for taking them . are you sure you do n't even want money for the films ? anyway , let me know , but it is all very sweet of you . well , we 'll talk soon ! hope things are going well . I have been in the library for some time now and am heartily sick of it ! love &NAME xx &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: le camera &NAME &NAME , &NAME . &NAME , when I saw &NAME last night , he said that , in effect , you were giving us the photos ... are you SURE ? because I will quite happily pay- they are lovely ! they really bring the evening back , and I am very grateful to you for taking them . are you sure you do n't even want money for the films ? anyway , let me know , but it is all very sweet of you . well , we 'll talk soon ! hope things are going well . I have been in the library for some time now and am heartily sick of it ! love &NAME xx SUBJECT: Lectureship at University College &NAME UNIVERSITY COLLEGE &NAME DEPARTMENT OF GEOMATIC ENGINEERING LECTURER IN GEOMATIC ENGINEERING FURTHER PARTICULARS Closing date : * * 24th January &NUM * * ( See also &WEBSITE ) Following are details of a new lectureship post available at University College &NAME . The post is in the Department of &NAME Engineering . Applicants with expertise in &NAME are certainly welcome . &NAME itself has a strong interdepartmental team working in &NAME , including Prof. &NAME &NAME , Prof. &NAME &NAME ( &NAME and &NAME , the &NAME for Advanced Spatial Analysis ) , Dr. &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME ( Dept. &NAME Engineering ) . Within &NAME , interests in &NAME span a range from data analysis and management ( e.g. LIDAR ) , through interoperability ( &NAME members ) to applications and technology such as &NAME , crime science and urban modelling . Opportunities exist both for purely academic study and for research with external bodies through our strong &NAME business development unit . GENERAL The Department of &NAME Engineering seeks a committed , dynamic and self-motivated person to appoint to a newly created lectureship . The department will consider applications from anyone with suitable expertise , but expects to appoint someone with a PhD in geomatic engineering ( or a closely related field ) who is able to contribute significantly to the delivery of its new undergraduate programme that will begin in October &NUM . &NAME the new lecturer will be expected to carry out masters-level teaching , internationally competitive research and a number of the usual general administrative duties that need to be shared amongst academic staff in a university department . GEOMATIC ENGINEERING The Department of &NAME Engineering ( &WEBSITE was formerly known as the Department of &NAME and Surveying and is one of &NUM departments in the Faculty of Engineering . It was formed in &NUM . Prior to that time , a strong interest in surveying had existed within the Department of Civil and Municipal Engineering and the &NAME Kingdom 's first established Chair of &NAME and Surveying was founded in the College in &NUM . Formal graduate degree programmes and research in surveying and in photogrammetry flourished from that date . In October &NUM to reflect the shift of the department 's interests towards the newer technologies such as the Global Positioning System ( &NAME ) , Geographic Information Systems ( &NAME ) and Remote Sensing , the Department was renamed the Department of &NAME Engineering . The department currently has &NUM academic staff , &NUM externally funded research fellows , &NUM support staff and about &NUM students ( &NAME and &NAME ) . The work of the department has traditionally been primarily postgraduate in nature : the main activities being the conducting of research and the running of taught postgraduate diploma / &NAME courses . At the moment the department offers , or plays a significant part in the delivery of , &NUM such courses . &NUM Geographic Information Systems &NUM Surveying &NUM Hydrographic Surveying &NUM &NAME with Remote Sensing &NUM Remote Sensing Some service teaching , largely undergraduate , and mainly for the Department of Civil and Environmental Engineering , is also carried out . The research interests of the department can be broadly categorised under the following headings . &CHAR Remote sensing for global monitoring and mapping &CHAR Industrial metrology and close range photogrammetry &CHAR &NAME , geodesy and navigation &CHAR &NAME , cartography and digital mapping &CHAR Geographical Information Science Further details of the department 's research activity can be found in &WEBSITE . In October &NUM a new undergraduate programme , with the title &NAME / &NAME in &NAME and Environmental Information Management will be launched , see &WEBSITE launch of this programme is expected to lead to a significant expansion of the department over the next &NUM years , this advertisement relating to the first of &NUM new academic and &NUM new support posts . UNIVERSITY COLLEGE &NAME University College &NAME ( &NAME ) is the oldest and largest of the various Colleges and Institutes that make up the University of &NAME . Situated in the &NAME area of &NAME , &NAME has over &NUM , &NUM undergraduate and over &NUM , &NUM postgraduate students with more than &NUM , &NUM academic staff in &NUM departments - all dedicated to research and teaching of the highest standards . The campus is close to a range of facilities , including the British Museum and the British Library , and has excellent access to the &NAME Underground and British Rail networks . For a detailed profile of teaching and research at &NAME , and its history and facilities see &WEBSITE . SALARY SCALES AND FOR MORE INFORMATION The appointment will be made at an appropriate point on the Lecturer &CHAR / &CHAR scale : # &NUM - # &NUM plus # &NUM &NAME &NAME and will be for a four-year period in the first instance . For more information about the department and / or an informal discussion about the post please contact Professor &NAME &NAME directly . Formal applications in the form of a &NAME , names and addresses of &NUM referees , and a covering letter , should be sent to : Professor &CHAR &CHAR &NAME Head of Department of &NAME Engineering University College &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM Email : &EMAIL It is anticipated that interviews will take place in &NAME &NUM and that the successful candidate will take up the appointment as soon as possible , but not later than &NUM September &NUM . - - ------------------------------------------------------------ -- &NAME &NAME | Dept. &NAME Engineering , Lecturer- &NAME &NAME Systems | University College &NAME &EMAIL | &NAME Street , &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME ( Direct ) | &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME ( Dept ) | &NAME Kingdom SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME a Christian &NAME ! I know you guys have been praying ... and what exciting things have been happening ! Here is an update to encourage you to keep on praying ! I got a text the other morning from the friend who was there , she said there was a great turnout and it seemed to go though , get this , she had to leave because there were not enough seats ! which I think is a great sign ! She had a great conversation with her friend &NAME , who may go with her to the &NAME group . Thanks guys for your support for them ... the &NAME &NAME group consists of a maximum of &NUM or &NUM Christians in a hall of at least &NUM hundred , maybe even &NUM hundred , I ca n't remember - so in ventures like this they really are striding out in faith and relying on &NAME 's strength in their weakness - so keep praying for them . I got another text from my friend &NAME at the weekend and then an email from &NAME , the &NAME leader . &NAME said " Got told last night that they carried on discussing stuff til REALLY late . One of the really popular lads agreed to go to church with &NAME ! " Then I got this email from &NAME - I 'm posting the whole thing because it was so exciting , I know you guys will also be very excited ! : " THANK YOU SO MUCH for all your prayer support ! ! The evening went so well - we really could feel that people were praying for us ! I 'm awful at estimating numbers , but it least &NUM people , were in the bar and the majority stayed all evening . This was really amazing as there was a Playboys and Playgirls party in a neighbouring hall , and many people decided to come to our Grill &CHAR Christian instead of going ! Although there were a few people who were just there to start a debate , we were amazed at the number of people who were genuinely interested . The evening started around 9pm and officially finished when the bar closed at &NUM , but people hung around outside until 12.30am asking us questions . Afterwards , everyone who took part was really excited and so encouraged about how open people had been . &NUM guy , &NAME , who is the 1st year &NAME and well liked and respected by everyone stood up at the end and said " If you give Christianity a chance , die and find out it 's all wrong , then all you 've lost is a few hours of your life . If you do n't, you die and find out it 's true , then you 've lost everything . Why do n't you give it a go ? " . He 's not a Christian , and has some bizarre views , but he then passed us a note saying " Where can I go to a church ( &NAME ) in &NAME ? - Please write back " . He 's coming to church tomorrow night and we are so excited . &NAME could really use him to affect a lot of people ! At the end , I was talking to &NUM guy , &NAME , and the conversation was just turning into a pointless debate . He was fairly hostile , and kept repeating the same point several times . I really felt &NAME told me to pray for him , so I asked him if I could . At first , he was a little confused , but agreed ... we prayed just for &NUM minute that &NAME would really reveal himself to him , and show him his identity in &NAME . His attitude suddenly changed , he told us that we were absolutely fantastic ( he was a bit drunk ! ) and that he felt so loved . He went away saying he was going to pray alone that if &NAME exists he 'll show him . How exciting ! Our dilemma now is how to follow the event up . It 's only &NUM &NUM / &NUM weeks until we leave hall for the Christmas holidays , and we 'd love to be able to do another hall event before then . Other prayer points are : * That &NAME will really equip the Christians in the group to be able to answer the questions their friends have - people have been talking about it over the last couple of days ! ! * That people will continue to ask questions and want to find out more * That the guys who said they 'd come to church on Sunday will come - and that they 'll be touched by &NAME in such a mighty way . Pray especially for &NAME and &NAME - that &NAME will reveal himself to them . * That we 'll be able to do another event before Christmas Please say a huge thank you to all your friends . We feel so privileged to have had such a huge prayer network - and yes , we could feel it ! " Thank you for supporting their CU in prayer - they appreciate it very much and are really seeing &NAME 's hand at work in that Hall , which is notorious for having few Christians and crazy parties ... so please keep on praying for them ! Take care and &NAME bless love &NAME xx ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do you &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Mail Plus Powerful . &NAME . Sign up now . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR Christian ! ! Hi &NAME I 'm helping spread the word about prayer needs for an event that 's happening in a friend 's Hall at uni TONIGHT ! it 's a bit late I realise , I only just got the email from &NAME , but if you could pray on the following points then your prayers would be appreciated very much . It 's a Grill-a-Christian event , I believe it 's happening in the bar of the hall . These are the particular points that &NAME asked for prayer on , of course please pray as you feel led , and just particularly for them to really show love and grace to all the people who go . The panel - &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME - that &NAME will fill our mouths with His words and that we 'd be really sensitive to what the &NAME &NAME is saying For &NAME - who is the the &NAME That people will come - there 's a few parties going on in different halls that might draw people away That the questions will lead to gospel-centred answers , not just arguments based on creation / evolution ! For follow-up ( this one you can pray for even you read this after Thursday ! ) Please do pray for these guys this evening , and for the follow up to the event ! thankyou ! &NAME xx ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do you &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Mail Plus Powerful . &NAME . Sign up now . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Les vacances Dear everyone , Sorry for the nature of the mass email , but I have the same thing to tell you all , so ... &NAME was lovely . It was so warm , it did n't rain , I wore my sunglasses- I did n't have to wear &NUM jumpers- amazing ! &NAME met me at the airport we spent Sunday afternoon on the beach . I went shopping on Monday ( would you expect anything less ? ! ) , and on Tuesday , as she had a day off work ( it was a fiesta day ) , we travelled up the coast towards &NAME and sunbathed for the whole afternoon . &NAME ! Now I have a very comedy tan ( for " tan " &NAME " burnt " ) , but it was definitely worth it- I felt incredibly decadent . It was just so relaxing ... &NAME went out yesterday , and &NAME looked very happy to see him ! It was good to see them both . Hope you 're all well . Sorry if the impersonal nature of the email offends you- tell me if it does and I 'll write you a more ... tailored one ! Anyway , enjoy your holidays , and to those of you working hard , I sympathise- I 'll be there on Monday . Love , &NAME &CHAR &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : letter Hi &NAME , thanks . It was actually a statement from &NAME &NAME Hall about &NAME &NAME , but it 's good to know about college bills as well . &NAME , should I really have to pay for &NUM weeks of term if I 'm only there &NUM I wonder . Anyway , perhaps the Tuition &NAME letter has n't arrived yet . Hope you are well . &NAME told me you 've applied to do a PhD wow ! ! ! I did n't know that . Enjoy today . &NAME &NAME , I think it is £ &NUM , but I 'll check tomorrow to be sure . &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Yes , that would be great . Thanks . &NAME &NAME , Did you want me to check the bill for you , or were you expecting a different letter from college ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : letter Hi &NAME , Thanks , yes I have to pay &NUM . That 's good . &NAME &NAME 're well . &NAME the letter came today . I do n't really understand what it is for , but the amount to be collected on the 1st is &NUM for st . &NAME tuituion invoice ... does that mean you must pay &NUM pound for the invoice ? I do n't know ... &NAME I 'll hold on to the letter for you . the other cost is &NUM for the residence charges . Talk to &NAME about that . hope you are well . &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , thanks . It was actually a statement from &NAME &NAME Hall about &NAME Fees , but it 's good to know about college bills as well . &NAME , should I really have to pay for &NUM weeks of term if I 'm only there &NUM I wonder . Anyway , perhaps the Tuition &NAME letter has n't arrived yet . Hope you are well . &NAME told me you 've applied to do a PhD wow ! ! ! I did n't know that . Enjoy today . &NAME &NAME , I think it is £ &NUM , but I 'll check tomorrow to be sure . &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Yes , that would be great . Thanks . &NAME expecting a &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : letter Hi &NAME , Yes , that would be great . Thanks . &NAME &NAME , Did you want me to check the bill for you , or were you expecting a different letter from college ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Letter form &NAME . &NAME has asked me to pass this on to all of you . Her email address at work is : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) &NAME &NAME ! Sorry I have n't e-mailed in ages but our internet died and we still have n't got it back . So I 've sorted out my e-mail at work and this is my new address . At last I can catch up with whats going on . I guess first off I should update you with what I 'm up to . Mum 's doing well . She 's at a hospital in &NAME down on the south coast . She still ca n't eat or talk properly but she 's getting there and her coordination is much stronger . Thank you all for your support and prayers for me and the family . Also it was great to see you all when I came up last term and also to see all the guys at &NAME Harvest . It was a great surprise to see everyone . Now for my confession . I do n't know how much of this has got round college yet but I told a few of the guys at springy about it . So to stop any rumours this is whats been happening . Basically I 'm not coming back up next year . When I came back for that weekend I was &NUM weeks pregnant and withdrawing from the course . I 'm sorry I did n't tell anyone but at the time &NAME and I had only just announced it to our families and it was stressing us out . We needed a break basically . Then the day after I got back from &NAME I lost the baby - it was all very draumatic and after a lot of discussions both &NAME and I decided we would postpone our courses and have a break . My contract in this job runs until November and will be reviewed then . &NAME and I are getting married on 16th September this year , if any of you want to come you are more than welcome but if you let me know who is interested so I can sort out invites . So , after next year we do n't know what will happen . But what with mum and the baby and everything I do n't think I was meant to be at uni at this time . It feels like the best thing to do . I 'm sorry if you feel I let you down or lied to you but I did n't know what to do at the time . I really appreciate all your support . I will try to write to all of you individually but you all have my work e-mail address now . I 'd understand if you did n't want to write though after the bombshell . I hope I have n't depressed you all too much ! Anyway , take care and have a very productive term . &NAME bless &NAME SUBJECT: Re : letter of application &NAME , The letter seems reasonable . I would close with " Yours sincerely " however not " All the best " . Is this a one off or are you planning another mass mailing ? Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Life in &NAME ; &NAME of Term &NUM Hi &NAME , Just as we had been thinking about you and wondering how you were , your email arrived . We are just finishing our March Break and it all went much too quickly . &NAME is busy with &NAME courses and tuba lessons . He is getting his resume together so that he can apply for summer employment . &NAME and I both got report cards done just before the Break so it was nice not to have to think about them over the holiday . Fencing sounds like a lot of fun . I agree those Christians are violent folk--no wonder they love fencing so much ! &NAME all your family are well and I 'm sure busy as usual . What do you plan to do this summer ? Will you and &NAME be home for some time together ? &NAME will be a lonely guy . Take care and we 'll talk to you soon . Love &NAME for &NAME and &NAME too Dear Friends , I apologize in advance for this impersonal e-mail , but I have not the time to write individual one at the moment . Sorry . This last term at &NAME 's has been an interesting time . While last term was more about getting to know the people ( everyone ) in college , this term seemed also to include . . . ... work ! Also , I seemed to concentrate on getting to know the people who are my particular friends better , and as a result have not had the same time to visit other people . However , I do not think this is a bad thing , as I 've made some very good ( I mean VERY good ) friends . I have continued with my fencing this term , and it really has been a great outlet for aggression . When I do n't have my brothers to fight , Fencing is a good substitute ! Seriously though , it is soooo much fun . I have now had the chance to fence with all &NUM weapons , &NAME , &NAME , and Sabre . The first &NUM are poking swords , and sabre is the hack and slash one . I like sabre . HO &NAME &NAME &NAME ! Last Sunday , I fought in a team competition , where just under half the people there fought for &NAME &NAME . Our team , made up of novices was called " Pain " ( ours not theirs ! ) . We almost won &NUM match , score &NUM - &NUM , ( and that team had &NAME , who is a visiting Italian Fencing Master . ) &NAME has continued to play a part in my life at &NAME 's. I have organized a photographic competition at the end of this term , and done a few photo shoots for bands and theatre companies . One of my photos was even used for sweaters ( this was the one for the theatre company . ) How cool is that ! Christian wise , this term has been exciting . I have seen &NUM of my friends investigating Christianity , as a result of &NAME , ( a university wide mission ) , which is sooooo cool . It is great to see &NAME revealing himself to people , and them wanting to know more and more ! I have also taken on the leading of one of the weekly &NAME 's Chapel Services for the next year , which will be a good chance to serve . We will be studying &NAME next term , which I am looking at in my " &NUM to one " at the moment . It is such a practical book , I love it ! Back to Fencing quickly , I think the fencing club must have the highest ratio of Christians to non-christians . We all know how violent they all are , ( Christians I mean ) . I 'm trying desperately to think of other interesting things which I do at university , and I 'm sure there are many others , but . ... it is &NUM in the morning , and I really ca n't think of them at the moment . Oh well . Well , I go off to the Lake District today for a week -long field trip . I 'm looking forward to this , as it will be a good chance to get to know the people on my course much better . After that , I get to go home ! Yeah ! I had better go pack up my room now , as it need to be done by this afternoon . Take Care , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Life this term ... Dear &NAME , Thanks for the update . I hope you get back to sleeping . The start to school has had its up and downs ( maybe just downs ) for &NAME but he has invited a few boys over for supper tomorrow night as a birthday non-party . Hopefully he can make more contacts to help develop friendships . &NAME has found some gloves in your room , black leather and another pair I think . Do you need those sent on ? Good luck ( providence ? ) with the Ph. &NAME application . It seems rather difficult to evaluate your chances so all you can do is go for it . All for now , Dad p.s. I have ordered &NAME 's birthday present from you and &NAME . I will find out tomorrow if they can get it for the weekend . &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : like my email address / horn ! ? ! Glad you 're enjoying it ! &NAME , I 'd hate to be you , holidaying and spending money by the truckload while I 'm here _making_ money . &NAME money money money money . Me me me . Mine mine mine . Now now now ! &SMILEY Enjoy the game . &NAME . &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) &NAME 's house is so cool . Everything fits well , decoratively , together , and is really great ! By the way , did I mention I 'm GOING TO &CHAR MARINERS GAME ? &NAME ! ! ! ! ! Enjoy your WORK ! ! ! &NAME ! Love from &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : like my email address / horn ! ? ! Glad you 're enjoying it ! &NAME , I 'd hate to be you , holidaying and spending money by the truckload while I 'm here _making_ money . &NAME money money money money . Me me me . Mine mine mine . Now now now ! &SMILEY Enjoy the game . &NAME . &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) &NAME 's house is so cool . Everything fits well , decoratively , together , and is really great ! By the way , did I mention I 'm GOING TO &CHAR MARINERS GAME ? &NAME ! ! ! ! ! Enjoy your WORK ! ! ! &NAME ! Love from &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME 's E-mail address . Hi &NAME Sorry it 's taken me sooooooooooo long to reply to this email ! life got rather manic in the last couple of weeks of my course . But now it 's finished and I have my life back - and I am catching up on emails ! How 're things with you ? &NAME they are still good - you sounded very happy last time I heard from you . How was mission in &NAME 's? I guess that was a while ago now - I have totally lost track of time ! I know from my experience of missions that the last time the equivalent of this years one came around that it was really cool and quite stress-free ... whereas the one where gospels are given out is just not appropriate in &NAME 's. I just hope that someone actually write that down for future reference ... I did suggest to &NAME that she put it on file . But I am glad it was going well so far . How are things with &NAME ? hope that 's going well . nice to see my friends happy ! How 's &NAME ? hope he is well and truly on the mend now - it 's great that he has come back to college . I remember &NAME having problems with his lung collapsing in our first year and it was horrible . Have you seen &NAME ? I heard about him and &NAME - so sad &SMILEY - I wanted to get in contact but have no address for &NAME , and I did n't want to get in contact with &NUM and not the other ... if you see him around say hi & give him my best , ok ? The rest of my course went really well , I have definitely passed and may have gone one better . It was a lot of fun , though I am absolutely exhausted now ! I now just have to decide what to do next - I have a lot of possibilities , but so far nothing definite . I guess I 'll have to keep trying things and see what doors open for me . anyway ... hope all 's well with you , take care of yourself , & I 'll let you know if I am going to make it up to &NAME anytime soon . lots of love &NAME xxxx ps have you sorted your PhD yet ? hope you have got good plans for next year that you are happy with . all very cool ! stay groovy . ... * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Greetings - Send FREE e-cards for every occasion ! &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME 's E-mail address . ( &NAME &NAME ) This is an automatic reply generated for &NAME &NAME . Hi , this is &NAME 's autoresponder ! I am starting a &NAME course on the 21st January which will go on to the 22nd &NAME . I do n't know whether I 'll have internet access during the week , so I 'll be checking at weekends . I will answer all emails ! But please forgive me if it takes longer than usual ! Take care , &NAME bless love &NAME xx " For &NUM know the plans I have for you , " declares the &NAME . " Plans to prosper you , not to harm you , plans to give you a hope and a future ! " Jer . &NUM : &NUM " Work like you do n't need money, * * * &EMAIL * ) ( ) love like you 've never been hurt, * * my &NAME website : and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * &WEBSITE / " love your enemy , it 'll ruin his reputation " &NAME tutu SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME 's E-mail address . Original Message From " T.S. &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) Hello ! I was wondering if any of you had &NAME HORN 'S new e-mail address ? Sorry to clog up your inboxes . Hope you are well , lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NAME you will probably get a really clogged inbox now with all the replies ! ! But just in case &NUM else has got there first , &NAME 's address is ( I believe ) &EMAIL - if this gets returned to you try it without the uk at the end . in fact I will just go check and see if I can find an email from her so that I definitely give you the right one ... ! erm &NAME that 's the right one ! How are you ? hope the term 's going well for you . I am a week into my &NAME course - so far it 's going really well and I am really enjoying it ! I did n't know how much I would enjoy teaching - I have done &NUM lots of teaching practice already . The first one was &NAME scary but I loved the second one - still scary , but lots of fun . anyway , better get on - have to try and find some BIG flags that I can print out for my teaching on Monday afternoon not to menttion the assignment and the prep for my lessons in the morning - help ! take care - keep in touch ! Lots of love &NAME xx " Work like you do n't need money, * * * &EMAIL * ) ( ) love like you 've never been hurt, * * my &NAME website : and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * &WEBSITE / " love your enemy , it 'll ruin his reputation " &NAME tutu SUBJECT: &NAME Boys , Do you want to join with &NAME and me to get &NAME a birthday present . Any ideas ? &CHAR SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME Contract Opportunity Reference : JH92 Position : &NAME &NAME &NAME Skills : My client is looking for candidates with experience in working with &NAME and &NAME 's or the &NAME on data validation and problem fixing type projects . Candidates should have strong database and spread sheet manipulation skills as well as &NAME skills and experience . Strong problem solving skills and the ability to work on own initiative is also essential . Candidates must have experience of working in a local authority environment . &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM weeks Start : &NAME &NUM &NAME : £ &NUM to £ &NUM hr depending on experience Contact : &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : &NAME for &NAME Hi &NAME . ... when you get back 's fine ... I do appreciate all you have done so far & hope you are having a great time in &NAME . Every Blessing &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Schools &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , I do n't think that would be too hard at all , but I am in &NAME at the moment . I get back early September , so would it be ok to do it then ? Sorry I ca n't do it now . Hope you are well , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Long e-mail about my trip this summer . Do n't worry &NAME . I enjoyed reading it ( &NUM times ) . Only joking - it was great . &NAME Really ? I do n't know why you did , as I only checked &NUM of your accounts . How could that have happened ? &NAME &NAME . &NAME &NAME , thanks for the email of longness , but was it necessary to get it &NUM TIMES ? ? ? ! ! ! &SMILEY &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Long e-mail about my trip this summer . &NAME , thanks for the email of longness , but was it necessary to get it &NUM TIMES ? ? ? ! ! ! &SMILEY &NAME SUBJECT: lucky you ! Original Message From " &NAME &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) Hi &NAME , &NAME did spend Christmas at home , but not over the 25th , his family waited until he got out of hospital to celebrate . &NAME " they good ? &NAME and &NAME went to see him this weekend . I 'm going on a " high level tour of the cathedral this afternoon with &NAME &NAME . &NAME ! Take care , &NAME are you going round the triphorium ? ( I think that 's how it 's spelt ! ) very cool ! I did that in my second year and it 's brilliant , you get amazing views - you 'll love it . I would so love to do that again ! If you get a chance to take your camera and buy a permit to take photos then do , it 'd be worth it . I 'm not that great with heights , so at some points it was a bit hairy ; especially when we were on the walkway inside the main tower , where the barrier is not at all high enough for comfort ! But the view you get from there of the mosaic floor of the quire is just woweeeeeeee ... lovely ! glad to hear that &NAME got to celebrate Christmas at home - cool . I am spending today doing prep for my course , and scanning photos into the computer ! I am giving a talk on Friday to the ladies from my church ( it 's their ladies " fellowship ) and so I am trying to make &NAME copies of some of my photos to show them . Hopefully I will also get some decent &NUM up on my website - if I do I 'll point you in the right direction as you still have n't seen my &NAME &NAME ! unfortunately I seem to have forgotten where on this computer I go to make the scanner work ... yes , I 'm easily confused ! Anyways ... take care of yourself , have fun in the cathedral , &NAME bless , lots of love &NAME xx " Work like you do n't need money, * * * &EMAIL * ) ( ) love like you 've never been hurt, * * my &NAME website : and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * &WEBSITE / " love your enemy , it 'll ruin his reputation " &NAME tutu SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME is staying with me . I will pay you when &CHAR see you if that 's ok . if not , email me . looking forward to seeing you , too , &NAME . &NAME . From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " &NAME : " &NAME , &NAME " Subject : Re : &NAME &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Yeah , I 'll try and do that on monday . If I forget , I 'm sure you 'll remind me ! &NAME , any news on the job sit ? Perhaps we could kidnap you from work . That would be exciting . Looking forward to seeing you guys . ... &NAME Boys , Girls and &NAME , Please can you either pay or cash ( &NAME ) your outstanding cheques to the flat account , so we can close the book on it . &NAME . &NAME ( a &NAME / &NAME conglomerate ) Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Mad ramblings Call me , say between &NUM and &NUM or after 10pm tonight ? If that does n't work I 'll probably be around tomorrow evening . I 've never experienced a short corner but I can imagine one now given your description . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Mad ramblings Dear &NAME , You write a strange but funny email . Glad you had a good time with &NAME . You 're right , he will be visiting you in your mansion and me in my basement apartment in a very few years ! Shame about the lakes . Who 's the friend with the &NAME ? I 've never been invited to high table . Hmph. Keep going with the field hockey , sooner or later you will get to them with your wild stick swinging and blood-curdling battle cries . Alternatively , just try scoring off the goalie 's head . I should tell you : &NAME and I have split up . It got to the point where we were annoying each other too much , which is stupid since we 're good friends . So we 're taking a month apart and then we 'll see . It feels better already just not to be frustrated with her and not frustrating her . Many many emails to deal with so all for now , love &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Data Capture and Address Matching Reference : &NUM Type : Contract Position : &NAME Data Capture and Address Matching Skills : My client is looking for experience in address matching to help in completion of their &NAME . Previous &NAME experience is essential as is &NAME and &NAME skills . The role is to investigate and match address data that cannot be matched by an on site consultancy . &NAME : &NAME &NAME : &NUM &NUM months + Start : Late April &NAME : £ &NUM to £ 312hr Agency : &NAME &NAME Group Contact : &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME Hi &NAME , Hope you 're still using this address ! &CHAR couple of my 2nd year tutees are interested in doing their mapping dissertations on igneous rocks in the &NAME . The &NAME location you visited is of interest to them . Would you object to my forwarding your e-mail address to them so they can pester you ( rather than me , or &NAME who is in the States at the moment ) with questions ? All the best , Col. &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : Mapping application Dear &NAME , &CHAR quick reply to your mail . You asked for instances of &NAME getting into the news . Some time ago we did a major project on the Roman City of &NAME - it involved a massive geophysical survey of the entire city . The press coverage of this ( including the &NAME which powered the analysis ) got into virtually every major paper in &NAME , satellite and terrrestrial TV and many radio stations as well ( including capital ) and the &NAME street journal ( &NAME ) . Of course it help calling your site " the British &NAME " in a press release - even if your peer group hate you forever for academic misappropriation ! All the best &NAME &NAME PS The sadly out of date web site for the project ( now published or in print ) is at &WEBSITE Dr &NAME &NAME Head of Department Senior Lecturer in &NAME &NAME and &NAME Department of Ancient History and &NAME University of &NAME &NAME &NAME Telephone : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME Department &WEBSITE Field Unit &WEBSITE / &NAME Institute &WEBSITE &NAME &WEBSITE Hi all . I 'm collecting instances of the use of &NAME techniques in &NAME journalism , particularly in news stories : most probably for illustrations , but occasionally &NAME might be the spark that gets a story out of a journalist 's head and into print or on radio , TV or the Web ( okay , well maybe not radio ) . Any ideas are welcome at : &EMAIL Thanks . _ &NAME &NAME _ Senior lecturer in online journalism _ University of &NAME &NAME _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ &EMAIL _ &EMAIL _ &NUM &NUM _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Find computer-assisted reporting resources for &NAME journalism at : _ &WEBSITE _' A great collection of must-know resources _ for &NAME journalists " -- &NAME &NAME , University of &NAME _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ If you no longer wish to receive email from the Digimap-forum list , you are required to remove yourself from this list - Send an email to &EMAIL with the message - leave digimap-forum If you have any problems , please send the same message to the listowner at &EMAIL If you no longer wish to receive email from the Digimap-forum list , you are required to remove yourself from this list - Send an email to &EMAIL with the message - leave digimap-forum If you have any problems , please send the same message to the listowner at &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME , Thanks - I 've forwarded your address to them . They should be in touch sometime soon . All the best , Col. At &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Hi &NAME , Yes , please do forward them my address . Please give them my yahoo account &EMAIL It was good to see you on Friday . Take care , &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Hi &NAME , Hope you 're still using this address ! &CHAR couple of my 2nd year tutees are interested in doing their mapping dissertations on igneous rocks in the &NAME . The &NAME location you visited is of interest to them . Would you object to my forwarding your e-mail address to them so they can pester you ( rather than me , or &NAME who is in the States at the moment ) with questions ? All the best , Col. &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &EMAIL Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &EMAIL SUBJECT: Mapping in &NAME . &NAME , I am currently in my second year of a geology degree at &NAME and I was given your address by &NAME &NAME . I am interested in mapping &NAME along with my friend &NAME who may have already contacted you . I was wondering if you could give me some information on how the mapping went ( i.e. was it fairly easy to organise logistically in terms of where you stayed and if you had to hire vehicles etc. ) . I also wondered if you could give me some detials on the exact area you mapped so that I could do some resarch into it . I am interested in igneous geology in general so I thought that your area sounded very interesting . I hope that this is n't too much trouble but it would be a great help as we are all stressing about mapping areas right now and we have to decide by the end of January what we are going to do . I hope that you had a good christmas and enjoy the New Year celebrations . Kindest regards , &NAME &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : Mariners , money , and guitars Hi &NAME , Glad you enjoyed the game . I read about it on the web but there was no mention of the out you described , so it 's good to have some inside knowledge . You saw a rare event ... the Mariners are about &NUM games ahead of there nearest rivals in the &NAME , and have n't lost much this season . &NAME , so you think my working will cover your guitar , eh ? All I can say is you 'd better be extra nice to me in &NAME , and not hog all the Life . I 'm glad it 's a nice one , though . Is it &NAME like &NAME 's? I can just imagine you sitting in the airport playing the guitar ... " I was born up north in &NAME , &NUM , and my big brother beat me , cause we cannot carry guns ... " Looking forward to seeing you soon . &NAME &NAME We have a new &NAME from the &NAME . It 's got some fun old games on that you might remember from Centennial ! P.P.S. Mum 's delighted too . &NAME &NAME . Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Mariners , money , and guitars Hi &NAME , Glad you enjoyed the game . I read about it on the web but there was no mention of the out you described , so it 's good to have some inside knowledge . You saw a rare event ... the Mariners are about &NUM games ahead of there nearest rivals in the &NAME , and have n't lost much this season . &NAME , so you think my working will cover your guitar , eh ? All I can say is you 'd better be extra nice to me in &NAME , and not hog all the Life . I 'm glad it 's a nice one , though . Is it &NAME like &NAME 's? I can just imagine you sitting in the airport playing the guitar ... " I was born up north in &NAME , &NUM , and my big brother beat me , cause we cannot carry guns ... " Looking forward to seeing you soon . &NAME &NAME We have a new &NAME from the &NAME . It 's got some fun old games on that you might remember from Centennial ! P.P.S. Mum 's delighted too . &NAME &NAME . Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Masters , &NAME 's, Life ... Hi &NAME I really enjoyed catching up on some of your news . I hope the interview at &NAME went well last week , you 'll have to let me know all about the Whin sill and its attendant marvels . I 'm over the half-way point in my first full year of teaching , and I 'm still enjoying it ( paperwork and over-sensitive parents aside .. ) It would be nice to teach closer to home ( school 's &NUM miles away at the moment ) so we 'll see what the &NAME has in store for September . We just finished making recycled toy shelves from old Apple i-book boxes , painted as composite creatures ( the head of an elephant , body of a newt etc. ) You get the picture , surely ? ! ? ! We 've bought a house in &NAME ( &NAME / &NAME border ) and have just about got it snug ; still plugging leaks and such like , but it 's a great place and we 're getting to know our neighbours . We help &NUM of them , &NAME , look after her allotment - in fact , she 's given us half of it to work ourselves , so we we 've been digging beds for potatoes and leeks and &NAME , and using a pretty fiendish petrol-driven cultivator with savage blades on it . &NAME group meets round at our place , and we 're sort of co-leading it , but our heart 's prompting us to host an alpha course at home in the near future , so do pray that &NAME would give us wisdom for that ( and people to come on it ! ) &NAME 's teaching the Old Testament in primary schools on her days off ( Mondays ) and there 's been a really good response and lots of repeat bookings , so that 's really encouraging . She 's a Bible Explorer presenter , the kids version of the Walk Thru the &NAME seminar , all handsigns and drama and active learning . If you ever get a chance to go on the grown-up version it 's great fun . Better dash to get started on tomorrow 's planning . Before I head off , we had a letter from your mum and she did n't know that we 'd moved ! I did write to &NAME &CHAR / &CHAR &NAME Road on the occasion of his engagement ( the card was pretty late , though ... Christmas I think ! ) so I 'd hoped he 'd pass on the info , but could you do me a big favour and let them know our new contact details . I think they 're coming this way soon ! Thanks . &NAME bless , &NAME , and fight the good fight ! Your faithful servant etc. etc. &NAME &NAME & &NAME &NAME &NUM Woodland Road &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME . &NUM &NUM &NUM Hello ! I am aware that many of you have not heard from me for some time . A relief for some , perhaps , but for others , perhaps this is a worry ( hmmmmm ) . Let me , therefore , reassure you that I am in good health , and my lack of communication should be directly correlated with the business of my life . My master 's course is going well , and thankfully we are coming to the end of the taught part of the course very soon . With exams next term ( something I thought I left behind with my undergrad course ... &NAME ! ) I 'll be working over the holiday that starts in &NUM weeks time . I 've been looking at Geographical information systems ( &NAME ) and remote sensing ( satellites and aerial photography ) in this course and it has been very interesting . When I left &NAME , I said that I would not do a master 's, and certainly not do a taught master 's! I guess &NAME had other plans . Praise him , that he knows best ! I am about to start my thesis which should be fun , as I look once more at the lava flows in eastern &NAME that I studied for my undergraduate dissertation . I 'll be examining them this time with satellite images and aerial photography , in the hopes of developing a new method of geological mapping . Speaking of geological mapping , I have an interview in &NAME on the 19th of March , for a PhD focussing on the geological mapping of the Whin sill . It is the project that I applied for last year , and the one which lost it 's funding . I hope there is more success this year ! I have actually been up to &NAME quite a lot this year , as my girlfriend , &NAME is still there . This gives me more than enough excuse to return ! Unfortunately &NAME is about &NUM hours away from &NAME , so I can only see &NAME about once every &NUM weeks . Hopefully , we will be closer next year . Well , I had better be going , I just thought I would say " hello , and this is what is happening to me ! " Hope you are well , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME It would be great to have cheques / cash by the end of the weekend , guys and gals ... love you all , &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME guys and gals , Thank you all so much for coming for dinner last night and thank you especially to &NAME for having us all at her house and doing most of the cooking ( thanks to &NAME too ! ) . I hope you all had a good time . Because of the absence of money in my bank account , I need a contribution for the meal from you all ( though not from &NAME , as it was his birthday ) of £ &NUM . I hope that 's &NAME with you all . &NAME or cheques to &CHAR &NAME , &NAME &NAME 's College , asap-thanks ! lots of love , &NAME ps hello from &NAME who is in the computer room at this late hour with &NAME ! &NAME is good ... All the time ! &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME guys and gals , Thank you all so much for coming for dinner last night and thank you especially to &NAME for having us all at her house and doing most of the cooking ( thanks to &NAME too ! ) . I hope you all had a good time . Because of the absence of money in my bank account , I need a contribution for the meal from you all ( though not from &NAME , as it was his birthday ) of £ &NUM . I hope that 's &NAME with you all . &NAME or cheques to &CHAR &NAME , &NAME &NAME 's College , asap-thanks ! lots of love , &NAME ps hello from &NAME who is in the computer room at this late hour with &NAME ! &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME Dear assorted wonderful people , After reading many e-mails ( &NUM ) about a marvellous-sounding proposed weekend in &NAME , I regret to inform you that I will be unable to attend . &NAME , &NUM cannot get off work that weekend . Therefore I wish you all a most enjoyable weekend and I hope to see you &NUM weeks later in &NAME &NAME . With deepest regrets at missing such a fun-sounding time , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME &NAME , Are you sure you ca n't get some time off work ? I was talking briefly to the &NAME yesterday , and he agreed with me that your company is taking advantage of you . &NUM - &NUM everyday , and then making you work weekends too ! ! ! at how much an hour ? ! ! ! ! ! ! Tell your evil boss that &NAME wants to see you in &NAME , and if that does n't work , that without my influence , &NUM of the grain he gets from the S-E will dissapear . I know the figure is a bit low at the moment , but I 'm working on it . It is to do with the fact that I was away most of the summer . Still , that should still have some pull . I got your post-card . Thanks . See you next weekend ! SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? up3F ? &NAME ! &NAME to see you &NUM Sundays ago and thanks for contacting us about your upcoming visit . We would be thrilled to have you and &NAME over on either Friday or Saturday night when you come up . Why do n't you let me know what works best for you when you know - both nights are equally fine for us . Hope your work continues to be successful and looking forward to seeing you soon . Every good wish , &NAME ( and the gang ) Hi &NAME ! It was good to see you , &NAME and the kids at church a week or so ago . I am planning to be up in &NAME not next weekend , but the one after . I 'll come up on the Thursday night and stay until the sunday afternoon . ( 6th to 9th March ) Are you guys going to be around ? &NAME and I would really love to see you , and take you up on the invitation that you so kindly gave us . It would be good to see your kids as well , so perhaps we could meet up for an early supper so we could see them before they go to bed . I know I always loved it when my parents had visitors over when I was still awake ... Would you be free to meet up ? It would really be good to see you . La said she was very touched by what you said last night about yor first child being born , and feeling that what you felt might be something like what &NAME feels for us . Hope you are well , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME regarding &NAME on &NUM / &NUM Well seen as &NAME was suggesting a week tomorrow why change the date ? &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Hi . My room has loads of seats and is plenty big enought . &NAME C25 how about we meet there @ &NUM : &NUM pm tomorrow ( ie. Saturday ) Please reply ( hitting REPLY ALL ) soonish . &NAME &NAME " j.e. &NAME " wrote : Hi everyone ! Hope you are all OK and will shortly , if not already be enjoying the end of exam period ( for those that have actually had exams ! ! ) . From the replies I got to the last email , I think that probably a meeting on Saturday 8th June after 4pm or Sunday 9th June anytime would be best for the most people to get to . Do n't know where though - if anyone has a room in college which is larger than a matchbox and would be willing to let us use it , that would be good , or else we could book the &NAME Room - any preferences ? Finally , &NAME and I had given &NAME &NAME a passage from &NAME , but I have told him that the passage might be different . I do n't know if anyone has any ideas as to an alternative . Probably be good to discuss it , though I do n't know how far in advance &NAME wants to know the passage to prepare.i.e I do n't know whether telling him after our meeting would give him enough time . Take care &SMILEY &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : meeting up This house ( the only &NUM with &NUM members , I might add ) is in favour . Provided fish , melon and cucumber are firmly OFF the menu and &NUM tells &NAME &NAME . Adieu till then , mes maisons . &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME , &NAME " Subject : Re : meeting up &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM I can do Sunday lunch if the house votes along those lines . &CHAR &NAME the Web without missing calls ! Get &NAME &NAME . Click Here SUBJECT: Re : meeting up This house ( the only &NUM with &NUM members , I might add ) is in favour . Provided fish , melon and cucumber are firmly OFF the menu and &NUM tells &NAME &NAME . Adieu till then , mes maisons . &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME , &NAME " Subject : Re : meeting up &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM I can do Sunday lunch if the house votes along those lines . &CHAR &NAME the Web without missing calls ! Get &NAME &NAME . Click Here SUBJECT: Me in &NAME Hi &NAME , I hope you had a great Christmas ! Okay , I shall be in &NAME from Tuesday the 31st of December to Tuesday the 7th or Wednesday the 8th of January . If it would be possible to stay any of these nights at your house then I would be most grateful . See you on Tuesday ! &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Christmas ... Dear &NAME , Well , it has been quite a while since I 've written you ! Sorry about that , I have been very busy ; I 'm sure you can relate ! I just finished my exams last Saturday , my drama exam went very well , and my psychology exam went not so well . But it sure is nice to have a break now , and enjoy the Christmas season with my family and best friends . I am so excited ! I have so many people to see when I go home , it will for sure be a busy holiday at home ... but that is the only way I would want it ! So much excitement is always so great when you 've been stressed out with school for so long ! My parents and sister are looking forward to me coming home , incredibly so in fact ! It will be so great . I ca n't wait to sleep in my own bed at home and eat home cooked food instead of the interesting meals in the cafeteria 's here . Uncle &NAME and family are coming up for New Year 's which will be lots of fun ! We 're all going to dress up for dinner , at &NAME 's request , and make it really special . I ca n't wait , we always have so much fun ! I have n't finished all of my Christmas shopping yet , have you ? It seems to take me at least a couple of shopping days to find the things that I 'm looking for ! So I am going shopping with my best friend &NAME on monday , who goes to &NAME university in thunder bay which is like 30hours north of &NAME ... needless to say I miss her a lot , so I ca n't wait to see her . This week I have been at my public school placement trying to finish my hours ( &NUM required for first year ) . It has been so much fun this week , the kids are great , and each moment proves to be a new and fun experience for me as a " rookie " teacher in progress . I love it so much ! So what is new with you ? You 'll have to fill me in on everything that is going on in your life ! Well , I must go to bed , it 's going to be an early night for me ( for a change ) ! I have lots to do tomorrow , I am trying to get ready and packed up to go home on friday ... love from &NAME Get Your Private , Free Email at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Christmas ... Dear &NAME , Well , it has been quite a while since I 've written you ! Sorry about that , I have been very busy ; I 'm sure you can relate ! I just finished my exams last Saturday , my drama exam went very well , and my psychology exam went not so well . But it sure is nice to have a break now , and enjoy the Christmas season with my family and best friends . I am so excited ! I have so many people to see when I go home , it will for sure be a busy holiday at home ... but that is the only way I would want it ! So much excitement is always so great when you 've been stressed out with school for so long ! My parents and sister are looking forward to me coming home , incredibly so in fact ! It will be so great . I ca n't wait to sleep in my own bed at home and eat home cooked food instead of the interesting meals in the cafeteria 's here . Uncle &NAME and family are coming up for New Year 's which will be lots of fun ! We 're all going to dress up for dinner , at &NAME 's request , and make it really special . I ca n't wait , we always have so much fun ! I have n't finished all of my Christmas shopping yet , have you ? It seems to take me at least a couple of shopping days to find the things that I 'm looking for ! So I am going shopping with my best friend &NAME on monday , who goes to &NAME university in thunder bay which is like 30hours north of &NAME ... needless to say I miss her a lot , so I ca n't wait to see her . This week I have been at my public school placement trying to finish my hours ( &NUM required for first year ) . It has been so much fun this week , the kids are great , and each moment proves to be a new and fun experience for me as a " rookie " teacher in progress . I love it so much ! So what is new with you ? You 'll have to fill me in on everything that is going on in your life ! Well , I must go to bed , it 's going to be an early night for me ( for a change ) ! I have lots to do tomorrow , I am trying to get ready and packed up to go home on friday ... love from &NAME Get Your Private , Free Email at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Christmas ! &NAME there ! Just thought I 'd say a quick hellooooooooooooooo and wish you a very merry christmas ! Hope you 're having a good holiday and taking time to relax and recover after taking on that fearsome tiger ! How was &NAME ? were the rocks there interesting ? More interesting than Britian or &NAME or less ? A girl need to know these things ! Well , actually , if I 'm honest all I 'm really interested in was if it was warm and sunny enough to get a sun-tan but I 'm working on the art of taking an interest in the things other people are excited about . ( So , how am I doing ? ) Anyway , as you can see , I have nothing remotely interesting or useful to say . This is largely because I have done nothing remotely useful or interesting with my holiday , just helped my sister and my brother in law move out of my house and into their own - very exciting . Well , this lack of anything else to say leads me to the conclusion that it 's probably about time I stopped typing because you probably stopped reading about &NUM paragraphs ago anyway ! Have a great Christmas , &NAME ! love &NAME Keep on Running ! SUBJECT: message for &NAME My Dear &NAME &NAME &NAME , I hear that life has the possiblitiy of improving for you now that you are in your own room . That must have cheered you up somewhat ! I talked to your mother and brother last night , and so it is by them that you are getting this e-mail . I would have sent a card , but I thought this way would have been much quicker , and I hope it is . I have been busy creating &NUM and a half masterpieces of oil painting greatness for my mother and &NAME . I 'm really pleased with them both , although one is better than the other . They are both of &NAME people , and I think will make great preseants ... We 'll see . This year , our family is trying to not spend that much money , and a read in the paper that the average person will spend £ &NUM on Christmas this year . I 'm trying to lower that figure by making mine negative - I 'm CHARGING for my presents ! ( not really ) It snowed here today , which was wonderful . It made walking home with &NUM pints of milk , &NUM eggs , &NUM loaves of premium sliced white bread and almost a pound of bacon almost enjoyable . Mind you , I did n't perspire much . To soothe you from my ramblings of this sort , I shall entertain you with ramblings of another type - the reworked first blob of my novel . See if you like it any better . ( sorry about the formatting ) ~ April &NUM ~ &NAME &NAME , &NAME The light flickered , filtering green and yellow through the branches of the wind brushed trees , here much thinner than in other parts of this forest . It was almost a glade , yet not quite large enough , more a haven of dancing light around a small area of tall grass , surrounded by older , darker forest . &CHAR happy laughter could be felt on the spring breeze , a cool chill also , running up and down the spines of the &NUM men , both fathers , who stood there , side by side . The white papery bark of the scattered birch trees broke the almost monotonous brown and mottled green of the pines , which provided a soft and thick carpet of needles beneath the mens " feet . The smell of the trees was ever present , but not overpowering , or at all disagreeable . Nearby , a wide stream meandered it 's slow way through the forest , making a peaceful , gurgling sound . A woodpecker 's tapping could be heard far off in the distance , hammering away into the tree in her steady search for food . The noise stopped . A chipmunk scurried across the open ground , and upon hearing the older man 's voice , &NAME quickly under a fallen tree . " Yes , I think this place will serve the purpose . " His voice was deep , but had a musical quality to it . The gentle wind caught the man 's rough and now heavily stained shirt , old and repaired many times . It flapped loose , and he tucked it back in the thick leather belt he wore around his waist . " And there is a stream nearby . That will be useful . " ' Essential . " As they were in no hurry , the men stood there in the light for a while longer , allowing their eyes to take in the shimmering beauty of the place . The sun retreated behind a grey cloud , and the light dimmed accordingly , shadows merging until all was dark , like dusk . Now the place they stood felt much cooler and almost sinister , as if the light itself had betrayed them . The men walked off to the east , towards the camp they had made near the rocky shore . As they turned their backs , the sun broke through the cloud , and the distant , stuttered tapping of the woodpecker returned to the forest . As the fathers , &NAME and &NAME by name , neared the beach they heard their children playing , their shrill voices and screams carried like the diving gulls on the sea breeze . The &NUM families had come here , to this mysterious new land , this " &NAME &NAME " that was only just starting to be explored . They had left their homes in County &NAME , in the north-eastern part of &NAME almost &NUM months ago now , sent on their way by their bishop with his false and unconvincing blessing and smile , representative of their whole old community . But that life was behind them now , and while they missed the rolling hills and their solid stone houses terribly , this was a new start . Did they deserve this ? Neither man had done anything wrong in &NAME , except fall out with the &NAME . &NAME &NAME stood a few miles or so east of the outer fringes of the Cathedral City of &NAME , on a substantial bluff of the county 's yellow sandstone . Like the majestic cathedral and its undamaged castle , the &NAME could be seen for miles , and like the bishop , the great family 's power extended much further than simply what they could see from their ivy-covered towers . The &NAME were not wicked people ; no , they just needed to have their way , and usually they got it . However , when the &NAME and the &NAME were approached with the news that the &NAME &NAME desired their farms , the noble &NAME family was , for once , refused , and quite properly so , many said . It was not that the residents of the &NAME needed the land , but that the old farm buildings spoiled the view from the guest quarters and breakfast room . However as the summer waned and autumn broke forth with grey cloud , heralding the approach of winter , the stubbornness of these &NUM proud farming families isolated them from the rest of the community . The storekeeper would not serve them anymore for the &NAME 's business was too important to him , and he , unlike the &NAME and &NAME , knew better than to cross them . Over the long winter things did not improve , and every disaster which came their way had the seal of &NAME Hall stamped in solid , yet untouchable red upon it . By spring , even the church refused them and that was the breaking of farmers and their families . Mr. &NAME and Mr. &NAME had climbed up the rounded hill to &NAME &NAME and were immediately ushered into the rich and decorous presence of &NAME &NAME . The lord was not in the habit of making people wait , at least not people who were giving him what he wanted . After little bartering , the &NUM farmers obtained the prices they wanted for their land and houses . &NAME did n't mind , as the money was but a trifle to him . Besides , his daughters would be pleased . So the &NUM families had made their way to &NAME and boarded one of the first ships for the &NAME &NAME . They took little with them , except a few tools , their &NUM best carthorses and , as Mrs. &NAME would not have had it any other way , the &NAME " dull , but highly prized pewter plates . They also took a battered bible , which only Mr. &NAME could read , and he , only in places , but it seemed the proper thing to do . The &NUM families , &NUM people in all , had begun their new life . Having had their old lives inexorably mixed by misfortune , these &NUM would discover their new lives and destinies together . What do you think ? Well , tell me when you get out of hospital . I 'm going to get people like graeme and &NAME , etc in the CU to pray for you . I 'll pray that you are out by Christmas . I do n't know if we should put times on prayers , but I think spending christmas in hospital might not be the most fun , still I could be wrong . &NAME , get better soon . I shall try to write a better e-mail tomorrow . Love and prayers from your friend , corridor mate , ex-flat mate , and after eight-eater , &NAME SUBJECT: Message from &NAME &NAME , and welcome to this email on behalf of &NAME ... I went up to &NAME today ( where &NAME is completing the second part of her training ) to see &NAME , and she desired me to send you this , as she has little access to email , altho " she will shortly . Apologies for information which some of you know ; it bears repeating . &NAME is working for Youth for &NAME doing advanced sports evangelism , and as of next week will be based in &NAME , en &NAME . She will be living with her boss , &NAME , who is about &NUM , and the other member of the team , &CHAR / &NAME , who is about &NUM years younger than &NAME . She has been training with them and &NUM others ( who will form a team in the &NAME ) . OK , I 'm now going to paraphrase what &NAME asked me to tell you ... &NAME is feeling very blessed that &NAME has saught to use her talents in a way that she will enjoy . She feels that she has a particular calling this year towards girls , and getting alongside them- she is looking forward to doing &NUM , and possibly to coaching some hockey as well as football . She is glad to be in &NAME , and her time in &NAME has made her thankful for the great provision &NAME is making for her . On a slightly less-good note , she is finding the training quite hard , as the other trainees are all boys , and are from differing backgrounds to herself . While she is glad that &NAME is challenging her to come out of her comfort zone , being the oldest , most mature and only female member of the team can sometimes be trying for her . Please ( if you want to ) pray for all of the above , and ask for security for &NAME as a lone girl , her safety may be called into question . I had such a wonderful time with &NAME it was fabulous to see her , and see how faithfully she is prepared to adhere to &NAME 's plans for her . Her time in &NAME has developed her leadership skills , and the photos were fantastic- such a beautiful place . Finally , if I have missed anyone vital from the email list , please let me know . &NAME will have email next week , so feel free to reply to her . With love , &NAME ( and &NAME ) xx &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: meteor shower in &NAME just in case you have n't seen it on the news - there is due to be a big meteor shower ( ie shooting stars ! ) tonight 10pm-11pm ish - whether you will see it depends on weather etc , but it 's worth a look . happy shooting-star-watching ... &NAME xxxx ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME - Search Thousands of New Jobs &WEBSITE SUBJECT: meteor shower in &NAME just in case you have n't seen it on the news - there is due to be a big meteor shower ( ie shooting stars ! ) tonight 10pm-11pm ish - whether you will see it depends on weather etc , but it 's worth a look . happy shooting-star-watching ... &NAME xxxx ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME - Search Thousands of New Jobs &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Mind Games &NAME&CHAR enjoyed that a bundle . I 'd seen a similar thing on tv over the new year - worrying to think of the carrot as a primal image , though ... hope things are good with you . I 'm gradually adding to my website at &WEBSITE not sure if you have internet access or not . the irritating advertising banners are beyond my control ! &NAME & peace &NAME Get Your Private , Free Email at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Hello boys and girls , just waiting for the printer to print the next couple hundred sheets of the Employment Rights Act &NUM and so as good as time as any to email .. YOU . &NAME YOU are well . I watched the varsity hockey in &NAME on Monday which was awesome , well , I mean , they were ... " alright " . Played mixed ( hockey ) yesterday and am today working as beginning to get the fear about an up and coming exam that I have yet to start revising for . Should be okay though . Oh and &NAME I 've taught my fellow Spanish lodger " &NAME " to say 'mint " and she now says it all the time . Also taught her " krazy " recently , what fun . Anyhow , have n't heard much from you folk lately so let me know what 's up . All the best , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME We will not be able to get the money into your account until tomorrow . I hope this is not a problem . Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Make sure you change your address at the end of your e-mails . &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : no problem &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Dear All , The working out of this evening 's maths has been traumatic for me . It has taken me literally quarter of an hour to do . &NAME ... Here 's what everyone owes me : &NAME : £ &NUM &NAME : £ &NUM &NAME ( ie ) : £ &NUM The above is for meal + cake . You will need to add to this the cost of your drink plus 50p ( &NAME &NAME is £ &NUM , I have only paid £ &NUM deposit on behalf of you ) . &NAME : £ &NUM &NAME : £ &NUM &NAME : £ &NUM &NAME : £ &NUM &NAME : £ &NUM The above is for present + meal + cake . You will also need to add to this the cost of your drink plus 50p ( &NAME &NAME is £ &NUM , I have only paid £ &NUM deposit on behalf of you ) . PLEASE bring it tonight , in the right change . I really do n't want to keep asking people for money . May I also suggest that you just generally bring lots of change ? It will be useful in paying ... ummm ... yes , the present . This was surprisingly cheap- just over £ &NUM each . &NAME none of the items will be too gay , &NAME . If anyone has any objections to any of the costs , please email me . I will wrap our presents and bring them , but I have a card ( which prob . is gay , &NAME , but c' est la vie , as I say ) so if you could all ( as in not &NAME , &NAME or &NAME , but the other present lot ) get there &NUM mins earlier than &NAME to sign it , that would be tremendously useful . Because &NAME will be late , we wo n't be able to give him our present till he gets there and has signed the card . &NAME , this is all too complicated . I hope this makes sense . It barely makes sense to me . My maths is not my strength . Will see you all tonight . Any qs , text me . &NAME x SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Hello again &NAME , I looked up what information I had on the lunar dust question . Your e-mail said : " Within a few years some Christians were arguing that this thin layer of dust proved that the &NAME ( and therefore the Earth ) is only a few thousand years old . Their argument rested on an article by &NAME &NAME published in Scientific American in &NUM . &NAME measured the amount of atmospheric dust collected by filters on top of Mount &NAME &NAME in &NAME . He knew that only a very small fraction of this dust came from &NAME space , in the form of tiny meteorites . Meteoritic dust is known to contain more nickel than terrestrial dust , but how much more is a matter of guesswork . &NAME made what he considered a reasonable guess , and on this basis used the amount of nickel in his dust samples to calculate the amount of dust from &NAME space which settles on the Earth each year . He stressed the very speculative nature of his conclusion that &NUM million tons of such dust reach the Earth 's surface annually . " It is true that &NAME did stress " the very speculative nature of his conclusion " . He suggested the amount falling was &NUM million tons per year . Even this lowest figure would give much more dust than is found . So , although &NAME did stress his results " 'speculative nature " , he would surely not have allowed his conclusion to be so radically revised to that of only about &NUM inches of dust . However , the author of this article gives the impression that he would . This author also fails to state that a thick layer of dust was the consensus of many other scientists . &NAME &NAME ( in &NUM ) predicted a layer of dust several miles thick ; &NAME ( in &NUM ) proposed a vast quantity of dust on the lunar plains ; and &NAME ( in &NUM ) wrote : " I get a picture , therefore , of the first spaceship , picking out a nice level place for landing purposes coming slowly downward tail-first and sinking majestically out of sight . " Note that ALL of these were written before &NAME 's calculation , and therefore cannot have been influenced by it . Later on , and in this same spirit , &NAME wrote his report ( in &NUM ) ; and &NAME ( in &NUM ) anticipated dust &NUM of metres thick . Now here we had a test . Evolutionism and ideas of an ancient earth consistently claim to be science , whilst consistently remaining untested ( THE very criterion necessary for a theory to be deemed 'scientific " ) , but here was a test . On the assumption of a &NUM billion year-old moon , the evolutionists PREDICTED vast quantities of dust . This was , therefore , one of the few critical tests that could be conducted in order to determine who was right . Such was the evolutionary bias of NASA , that they actually equipped their first moon landing probe with spikes on its feet , so as to help in land on in a sea of dust ; and in fact even fitted it with a spring loaded American flag in the top , so that if it sank beneath a mountain of dust , the flag might just pop out above ! Well , of course , the craft landed , and the &NAME broke off : there was no need for that flag ! Whatever qualifying remarks you make , evolutionism had failed the test . Old-earth theories predicted &NUM thing , and the facts said something quite different . Even if these facts can be re-worked into the old-earth idea , that fact remains the same : Here was a rare test between young and old earth ideas . The old earth idea totally failed . " This leads the authors of the book Scientific Creationism , published in &NUM , to argue that if the &NAME were &NUM billion years old , as astronomers claim , it should have had several feet of dust on its surface , not a few inches . They even say that astronomers were dismayed by how little dust there was . This last comment , which is repeated in other such books , is quite untrue . The amount of dust on the &NAME was a matter of great interest to NASA . A very thick layer would have made landing on the &NAME , and moving around on its surface , difficult . Leaving it again might also have been problematical . However , by &NUM , a year before &NAME landed , it was clear that there was nothing to worry about . Satellites orbiting above the Earth 's atmosphere had been used to measure the amount of dust in space , and on this basis it had been estimated that there would be a layer of dust about &NUM inches thick on the &NAME , if meteoric dust alone were the cause . ( This work , and other evidence , was surveyed by &CHAR &CHAR &NAME in &NUM in &NAME , vol. &NUM pp. &NUM ) . Of course , there would be more than that because there was evidence of past volcanic activity on the &NAME , and that would produce dust too . So the &NUM inches actually found was more or less as expected . " No , it was n't expected . True , ideas had surfaced in &NUM that there might not be as much dust as previously thought , since photographs of the surface failed to provide any evidence of its existence . However , this did not mean that such a thin dust layer was expected . Had it been expected , they would not have fitted the first ( unmanned ) lunar probe with that spring-loaded flag . It was only AFTER that space probe PROVED that the previous evolutionary ideas were wrong , that they were forced to change . &NAME , is n't it , that the work this author quotes was only written AFTER the whole series of events happened ? I 'd like to know whether or not the majority of evolutionary scientists , BEFORE the direct observational evidence emerged ( the very thing providing the test ) , thought there would be a lot of dust or only a very little bit . I 've seen nothing but evidence they thought there would be lots . There you have it : the evolutionary prediction was wrong . 'Since this evidence had been published in &NUM it is surprising that a book claiming to be scientific , published &NUM years later is unaware of it , or ignores it . One of the basic rules of good scientific work is that you must keep up to date with what is being published in the area in which you are working . If you fail to do this you risk basing your conclusions on out-of-date evidence or disproven arguments . It is amazing to find people associated with what is called The Institute for Creation Research falling into this basic trap . It undermines confidence in the quality of their science and their research . It is even more amazing to find a book published in &NUM ( The Facts of Life by &NAME &NAME ) , and highly acclaimed by advocates of the " young Earth " theory , still quoting the argument about the lack of dust on the &NAME , based solely on &NAME 's &NUM paper , and apparently totally ignorant of all the relevant new evidence that has accumulated in the &NUM years since then . " &NAME , I would suggest that this argument is rather " knit-picky " . Could some better argument not be found ? Is this the greatest " inaccuracy " that can be found in all of the creationist literature ? Is it such an evil fabrication that it warrants an entire article to villify the whole book on this &NUM statement ? I would suggest not , but you may not agree . So , before examining the argument , I hope you will agree that the accuser 's statements must stand up to similar scrutiny . If not , the accuser is a hypocrite . After all , " And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother 's eye , but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye ? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother , Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye ; and , behold , a beam is in thine own eye ? &NAME hypocrite , first cast out the beam out of thine own eye ; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother 's eye . " ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) As you 'll see , this article does n't stand up to such scrutiny . The author stated : " advocates of the " young Earth " theory [ are ] still quoting the argument about the lack of dust on the &NAME , based solely on &NAME 's &NUM paper , and [ are ] apparently totally ignorant of all the relevant new evidence that has accumulated in the &NUM years since then . " This is simply untrue . Instruments left behind on the moon show that the number of micrometeorites arriving on the moon is in line with the high value initially expected . Also , and abandoned spacecraft there showed many more impacts than expected , confirming the higher infall rate . At such a rate , the moon should have massively more dust existing on it than it does . So , who is n't keeping up to date with the new evidence ? How can &NUM lambaste the Scientific Creationism authors ( who may have simply been unaware of the &NAME paper ) for not reporting the latest evidence , when one does not do it oneself ? The statement also contains another serious inaccuracy : the claims about lunar dust are NOT " based solely on &NAME 's &NUM paper " , but , as I have shown , on the work of &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME as well . I suggest the author should check his facts before telling others to do so . And , by the way , why pick on the creatist literature ? I have a children 's encyclop'dia ( printed in the &NUM ) at home , which sites " embryonic recapitulation " ( the idea that unborn babies pass through their evolutionary ancestry whilst growing ) as evidence for evolution . The " evidence " was found to be fraudulent &NUM years ago ! Other such evidences for evolution which are children are taught fall into a similar category . " The fact is that the evidence of the surface of the Moon does indicate its great age . Before &NUM artists " depictions of the surface of the &NAME , such as the famous paintings produced by &NAME &NAME in the 1940's and " &NAME showed extremely jagged mountains and rocks . There was some reason in this . The &NAME has no significant atmosphere , so its surface cannot be eroded by wind and rain . However , the pictures brought back by &NAME &NUM and subsequent &NAME missions show rocks and mountains that are rounded as if worn down by erosion . Examination of the rocks brought back to Earth revealed the reason for this . Surfaces that had been buried in the dust are sharp and jagged . Those that had been exposed are covered with small pits . These are , no doubt , the result of the impact of meteoric dust . On the basis of the known average mass of interplanetary dust grains and the velocity with which they strike the &NAME , &NAME and &NAME estimated the rate of erosion of the &NAME 's surface . The figure they arrived at was about &NUM feet in a billion years . In reality it would be much less than this because the debris is not removed and so forms a protective covering of dust which absorbs the impact of subsequent meteorites . However , even at the maximum rate , in &NUM , &NUM years ( the kind of age of the Earth that the authors of Scientific Creationism argue for ) the surface of the Moon would have been eroded by &NUM millionths of an inch , producing a virtually undetectable coating of dust ! This work was published in &NUM and should have been known , and taken into account , by the authors of Scientific Creationism . " Again , this calculation is based on the low estimate of dust arrival , which as &NUM have shown , is at least questionable ( if not downright wrong ) . Also note that we have n't got a clue what conditions were like on the moon in the past . 'Does the failure of these authors to be up to date really matter ? Yes , for several reasons . First of all , Christians should be concerned about the truth . The &NAME we are committed to is the &NAME of truth ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) . Of all people , Christians should be most punctilious about using only those arguments that are based on sound methods of scholarship and the best evidence available . This is a matter of obedient Christian discipleship , not simply a desire to look good in the eyes of other scholars . Secondly , following from this , it is dishonouring to &NAME when Christian scholars are found to be using sloppy arguments based on out-of-date evidence - and I know secular scholars who have little respect for Christianity because of this . Finally , it is a matter of considerable pastoral and evangelistic importance . Christian scholars who wrongly claim to be presenting sound 'scientific " arguments are misleading their fellow Christians who read their books . Most of these readers do not have either the opportunity or the inclination to check up on the reliability of the arguments used and evidence presented . Some of those readers may in time be stumbled in their faith because of their misplaced confidence in what they have read . Christian students who , with more zeal than &NAME , confidently confront lecturers with arguments culled from books like Scientific Creationism have sometimes been made to look foolish when the lecturer has been able to show that the argument does not stand up to the evidence , even the evidence available when it was first put forward . That has not only shaken the faith of the Christians , but Undermined their witness to their fellow students . Perhaps publishers of books on 'scientific creationism " , and the managers of bookshops which sell them , ought to consider putting a spiritual health warning on them . " As I have shown , the author of this article is a hypocrite , because he himself is " behind the times " with his evidence . There is plenty of evidence that the moon was specially created only thousands of years ago : there is no known mechanism that could create the earth-moon system ; the tidal pull would have caused the earth to spin much faster in the past , creating a massive tidal bulge ; the moon is receding from the earth far too quickly to allow them both to have existed billions of years ago ; the lunar soil is n't mixed enough ; etc. etc. etc. However , I note particularly his ignorance of ( or at lest refusal to mention ) the implications of the existence of this dust . There exists a band of this dust orbiting the sun , which causes the " zodiacal light " just before sunrise and just after sunset . As it orbits , it experiences a force outwards and a force inwards , both caused by the sun 's radiation ( the inward force is caused by a process called the " &NAME effect " ) . This causes small particles to spiral out of the solar system , and large &NUM to spiral into the sun . After only &NUM million years , it would all be gone - but it 's still here ! Perhaps this is why the " Encyclopaedia Britannica " does n't mention the &NAME effect As for 'spiritual health warnings " , I 'd simply note that evolution destroys the very reason why &NAME had to become man and die for us : " For since by man came death , by man came also the resurrection of the dead . For as in &NAME all die , even so in &NAME shall all be made alive . " ( &NUM &NAME &NUM : &NUM & &NUM ) If man did n't bring death ( &NAME did , because he used evolution millions of years before man arrived ) , then obviously &NAME ca n't bring us resurrection from the dead . " For if the dead rise not , then is not &NAME raised : " ( &NUM &NAME 15: &NUM ) Put spiritual health warnings on evolutionary books ; not creationist &NUM . I hope this has all been useful for you , &NAME . Please tell me what you 'll be doing next year , so I can be praying . Your friend and brother , &NAME . SUBJECT: Moving &NAME all , Sorry to write so quickly like this but I just wanted to let you know not to email me at my work address anymore as I have just been made redundant . It 's a good thing though , as I was going to leave &NAME at Christmas anyway for many reasons . I get more money this way than if I had handed in my notice so all is well . Anyway , I have a hotmail account that I check regularly , so please feel free to email me there : &EMAIL I will let you know what happens and where I end up . Lots of love , &NAME xxx SUBJECT: Moving house Greetings ! Sorry that this mass mailing is so impersonal , but it 's by far the quickest way of doing this ! Just to let you all know that &NAME and I have moved house and our new address is : &NUM &NAME Terrace &NAME &NAME &NAME 2NL Our phone number is &NUM &NUM &NUM although this will not be operational until next week . It is a nice big house and we do still have our pool table , so if any of you are around &NAME do come and stay ( and shoot some pool ! ) With love , &NAME ( and &NAME ) SUBJECT: Re : Moving house Hi &NAME , it 's really great to hear from . Glad you had a good time on your travels and are now home safely . I am well and &NAME is ok too , but very tired . He is looking for jobs at the moment . My work is going well - it gets a bit boring sometimes but on the whole I am enjoying it and the people are great . I have even started learning &NAME ! ! ! Our new house is great - ca n't wait for you to come and visit next term . It is a bit chaotic at the moment though as we have a Malay girl lodging with us for August and September , and &NAME is going to be lodging with us for the whole year , starting in September ( we could n't afford to live in &NAME otherwise ! ) . So at the moment it is very busy indeed . I have just had a great weekend in &NAME , which was very unexpected ! &NAME phoned us up on Saturday afternoon to invite us to a gathering at &NAME &NAME 's house in &NAME , so we went down there and spent the evening with &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME &NAME . It was quite a ramdom selection of people but it worked well . Then on Sunday &NAME and &NAME and I went to stay with &NAME , and he took us to some of the beauty spots in the &NAME District . On Monday he took us and &NAME out for the day to more bits of the &NAME District . The weather was gorgeous , and all in all it was a great &NAME &NAME weekend . As for this stuff with &NAME , I think that you are doing the right thing . If you feel that you should n't take the relationship further , then it seems pretty sensible not to . &NAME has a funny way sometimes of making us go against what seems logical at the time , but he always has soemthing better in mind ! And anyway , just because you fell that it is not right to take it further at the moment , it does n't mean that it will always be the case . I hope that helps . Anyway , best go and do some work really ! Lots of love , &NAME xx SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME query Dear &NAME , Thank you for your inquiry , which as MSc Secretary has been passed on to me to respond to . Unfortunately , from &NUM onwards we do not have any external source of funding . We regret that applicants must now find a mechanism to self-fund . In the meantime if you would like more information , if you have n't already done so , can I suggest that you visit our web site , which contains further details about the course , and application procedures ... &WEBSITE If I can be of any more assistance , please do n't hesitate to contact me direct . Yours sincerely , Mr. &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Secretary . I understand that it is rather late to be asking this , but ... are there any funded places left on the Msc in &NAME course for &NUM ? A very brief summary of me ( full &NAME available if required ) &NAME ( 1st Class ) &NUM Geology , &NAME University &NAME ( &NAME &NUM ) &NAME Mapping of the &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME ; Examining the emplacement mechanisms and flow structures of recent lava flows . Thanks for your time , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME in &NAME query Dear &NAME , Thank you for your inquiry , which as MSc Secretary has been passed on to me to respond to . Unfortunately , from &NUM onwards we do not have any external source of funding . We regret that applicants must now find a mechanism to self-fund . In the meantime if you would like more information , if you have n't already done so , can I suggest that you visit our web site , which contains further details about the course , and application procedures ... &WEBSITE If I can be of any more assistance , please do n't hesitate to contact me direct . Yours sincerely , Mr. &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME Secretary . I understand that it is rather late to be asking this , but ... are there any funded places left on the Msc in &NAME course for &NUM ? A very brief summary of me ( full &NAME available if required ) &NAME ( 1st Class ) &NUM Geology , &NAME University &NAME ( &NAME &NUM ) &NAME Mapping of the &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME ; Examining the emplacement mechanisms and flow structures of recent lava flows . Thanks for your time , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: my so-called life ! ! &NAME a tutti ! I hope you 're all well and coping with the chaos of college life ( for those at &NAME , which is most of you ... ! ) As you may have realised , have been trying to email everyone separately , but after a few weeks of attempting to compete with my inbox , have decided to give in and email you altogether . It 's not very personal I know , but at least it should be something to brighten up the cold , rainy days in &NAME ( or &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME or &NAME . ... anywhere else ? ! ) First of all , thank you so much to everyone who sent me cards and pressies last week . ( and if you did n't, do n't worry , there 's always christmas ... ! ! ) no seriously though ( as &NAME would say ! ) , I was touched by how many people remembered . letters are on their way ... even though they seem to take forever to get there ! ( my Dad 's card arrived &NUM weeks after his b-day ... ) Had a really good time . My parents and sister came for the weekend and I showed them all the sites of L' &NAME ( there are n't that many , luckily ! ) . in the evening we had drinks at our house , then went on to a restaurant . a few of the others had friends visiting , so we were quite a big all-english group , which is a novelty , &NAME there 's only &NUM english people here . On saturday went with my family to a place called &NAME . my dad was driving the hired car ( or should I say tin can ... ) and was amazingly patient with the italian drivers ( who only honked at us a few times ) , and my Mum and sister arguing over which was the best way to go ( I just keep out of it ... ) . it was a beautiful little town with a marble square and lots of cobbled streets . quite like L' &NAME , only smaller . They left on sunday and I went to watch L' &NAME play against &NAME ( if I have n't told you , L' &NAME 's in the third division , at the bottom of the league , so basically have nothing to lose ) and we won &NUM ! it 's always a great atmosphere there and also it 's something to do on a sunday afternoon , when everything else is closed . This week " &CHAR been back to normal , going to lectures and language classes , playing some tennis , going for some runs ( short &NUM , you understand ) and seeing friends . got an italian cook book for my birthday , so we 've been trying out a few local recipes too . although when it comes to cakes ( which it happens quite often , not sure why . ... ) we 've mainly stuck to english recipes , just to make us feel at home ! &NAME and &NAME ( one of my house mates ) gave me italian monopoly as well . played it the other night , although it got quite competitive ( slightly reminiscent of playing Taboo with &NAME ... ! ! ) Before I go , want to say to : &NAME - hello pob ! ! loved the pea card- was cool . made me laugh-of course ! hope you noticed I 'm still trying to do the staying in contact thing ... ! &NAME - I did meet your aunt 's brother-in-law ( briefly ) . ... bizarre ! thanks for your emails , esp telling me about the reunion . glad to hear you 've got a work placement- knew someone would want you ! how 's your warm feeling ? ! &NAME - I 'm in L' AQUILA ! ! so cool to hear from you , and that you 've got a flat ! xx &NAME - thanks for the card , sorry have n't got in contact . hope Godspell rehearsals are going well xx &NAME ( &CHAR ) and &NAME - helllooooo ! ! hope you 're both doing well . meant to be in touch sooner ... ! although have been kept up to date ( roughly ) with what you 're up to ... &NAME , &NAME and &NAME - again , sorry for not emailing . hope you 're enjoying being back in college and being very wise fourth years ! ! &NAME , &NAME and &NAME - cheers for the card ! ( and emails .. ) &NAME , hope you 're enjoying captaining - heard you were doing well , a couple of weeks ago . What are the latest results ? &NAME + &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME - letters are coming ! THANK YOU ! ! ! &NAME + &NAME - letters are also coming ... glad to hear it 's all going well xx &NAME I 'll stop here ! lots of love to you all and thanks for being buoni amici , &NAME xx &NAME ca n't wait to see &NAME &NAME ! I 've read all about it here in the newspapers , and it looks brilliant ! will have to wait til I get home for christmas though , it just wo n't be the same in italian ! Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : My travel arrangements That 's fine &NAME , hope you 're not too tired for your interview . Enjoy your weekend ! ( I 'm so happy it 's weekend time again ... yippee ! ) &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME ! I will probably come up on the thursday , as this will allow me to drive up in the morning , and be a bit more awake . My interview is at &NUM : &NUM on the thursday . Hope you are well , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : My travel arrangements glad your happy . Me too ! - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) That 's fine &NAME , hope you 're not too tired for your interview . Enjoy your weekend ! ( I 'm so happy it 's weekend time again ... yippee ! ) &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME ! I will probably come up on the thursday , as this will allow me to drive up in the morning , and be a bit more awake . My interview is at &NUM : &NUM on the thursday . Hope you are well , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : New e-mail address CONGRATULATIONS on getting a " first class degree ! ! " That 's just wonderful ! The Renaissance &NAME just continues to amaze and impress us ! By the way , &NAME just walked in and read your email over my shoulder and exclaimed , " You mean , like a first class degree in &NAME by &NAME ? " He decided your " game " should be &NAME by Degrees ! " Anyway , mucho congratulations and best wishes from this end -- take care and have fun at convocation ! ( I 'd love a photo of the big day with you and your family -- hint , hint ! ) - &NAME and the gang &SMILEY At &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Hi ! Yes , I graduate on Friday . How amazing is that ? These &NUM years have been the best of my life , and they have flown by like anything . You may be pleased to hear that I ended up with a first class degree ! I was so thrilled because all the way through school I 've always been a B+ student , so to finish so well was , well , incredible . I really feel like it is an amazing gift , as I did n't even average a first , but missed it by &NUM percent . I was given a viva , which is where you go and talk to an external examiner for &NUM minutes or so , about whatever he chooses . He choose my dissertation , and so I was away ! As mom says , I can talk the hind leg off a donkey , and I was also enthusiastic , and so I think he pushed me up ! I was also wearing a suit ! &NAME has finished now as well ! Not long till &NAME and &NAME finish . ... Say hi to all ! &NAME &NAME wrote : Howdy ! Does this mean you 're all done with university ? Bet you 're feeling tired and thrilled ! Any word on your plans for the fall , or even the spring ? Please pass on our greetings to your family , ok ? Bye for now - &NAME , &NAME &SMILEY At &NUM : &NUM AM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : From tomorrow morning , my &NAME account ( &EMAIL ) will be superceded by a new account - &EMAIL Alternatively , you could also send to my other account &EMAIL Both will be checked ! Lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : New e-mail address Howdy ! Does this mean you 're all done with university ? Bet you 're feeling tired and thrilled ! Any word on your plans for the fall , or even the spring ? Please pass on our greetings to your family , ok ? Bye for now - &NAME , &NAME &SMILEY At &NUM : &NUM AM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : From tomorrow morning , my &NAME account ( &EMAIL ) will be superceded by a new account - &EMAIL Alternatively , you could also send to my other account &EMAIL Both will be checked ! Lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: NEW &NAME &NAME &NAME offer a stimulating & challenging environment for you to develop your career . With an ever expanding programme we need a senior professional to join our &NAME office : Head of &NAME £ &NUM , 570-£ &NUM , &NUM On the leading edge of technical advances in survey / &NAME / &NAME / and databases , you will be a proven manager and strategic thinker , experienced in both commercial and research environments . Working with an unrivalled team you will drive the development of the department and ensure that &NAME are at the forefront of digital data capture and analysis . For further details & an application form : phone , fax , email , or write &NAME &NAME at : &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL Closing date for &NAME : Friday 28th &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME , &NAME House , &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME 0ES SUBJECT: New Mobile Number Dear people , I have a new mobile number . It is ... &NUM &NUM &NUM It is a vodaphone number . Have a nice day . &NAME SUBJECT: News &NAME , They have offered me a place at &NAME ! ! ! Now I 'm waiting to see whether they will offer me funding . ... end of April . &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : &NAME item ... Good luck tomorrow . I will try and remember to pray for you , thanks for trying to remember to pray for &NAME , even if you did n't remember to try ! :~ ) &NAME The secret is a great looking face , a stunning accent and the ability to chop your hand through a slab of concrete . I do n't know if &CHAR " work " fast , but maybe I do . I guess it really just depends on what happens . Besides , you do n't need to worry , now , just keep loving &NAME . Remember that every day . Scary thought , that you will spend the rest of your life with just &NUM person . Well , not literally &NUM , but you know what I mean . &NAME , exam tomorrow . I had a stunnning day of revision today . &NAME . I 'm doing a painting now . &NAME &NAME , interesting . I reckon Dad was just being cautious , but I 'm sure you know what you 're doing ! I have to say you , though , you work fast ! What 's your secret ? I agree , revision is thoroughly unexciting , but also very necessary . I need someone to tell me to work , remember to work , why are n't you working , work is your friend , no you do n't need to check email again , work , and I 'd better go have lunch now . Talk to you soon , &NAME &NAME &NAME , I am taking a break from very intersting revision to write to you . Remember I told you I went for a walk with &NAME last Sunday , well , I 've seen her a couple of evenings this last week and also yesterday too . I told Dad about her last night , and he came pretty close to having a caniption . He was like , " Well do n't go out with her , your work is important , bad timing , work , remember to work wo n't you , and I just got off the phone to &NAME . " &NAME , thanks Dad . Having said his bit , I told him that I had already told &NAME that I was not really ready for a serious relationship at this time , because the timing is soooo bad , and I 'm going away for &NUM or &NUM weeks in the summer , and after all , we are only really starting to get to know each other . Anyway , that is how things stand at the moment . I thought I 'd let you know . She is a great girl , 2nd year , &NAME &NAME , doing sociology . Very strong Christian , quite &NAME , but not &NAME , and very pleasent . It was kind of odd that I have started to get to know her , as it was just an off the cuff invitation for a walk that started this whole thing off . You can tell &NAME if you like , but nobone else at this stage . &NAME , back to revision . Love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME item ... &NAME , interesting . I reckon Dad was just being cautious , but I 'm sure you know what you 're doing ! I have to say you , though , you work fast ! What 's your secret ? I agree , revision is thoroughly unexciting , but also very necessary . I need someone to tell me to work , remember to work , why are n't you working , work is your friend , no you do n't need to check email again , work , and I 'd better go have lunch now . Talk to you soon , &NAME &NAME &NAME , I am taking a break from very intersting revision to write to you . Remember I told you I went for a walk with &NAME last Sunday , well , I 've seen her a couple of evenings this last week and also yesterday too . I told Dad about her last night , and he came pretty close to having a caniption . He was like , " Well do n't go out with her , your work is important , bad timing , work , remember to work wo n't you , and I just got off the phone to &NAME . " &NAME , thanks Dad . Having said his bit , I told him that I had already told &NAME that I was not really ready for a serious relationship at this time , because the timing is soooo bad , and I 'm going away for &NUM or &NUM weeks in the summer , and after all , we are only really starting to get to know each other . Anyway , that is how things stand at the moment . I thought I 'd let you know . She is a great girl , 2nd year , &NAME &NAME , doing sociology . Very strong Christian , quite &NAME , but not &NAME , and very pleasent . It was kind of odd that I have started to get to know her , as it was just an off the cuff invitation for a walk that started this whole thing off . You can tell &NAME if you like , but nobone else at this stage . &NAME , back to revision . Love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: New Vacancies - &NAME &NAME or &NAME We are pleased to announce the following new vacancies : GBSHR0071 - Technical Project Manager , &NAME &NAME or &NAME , up to £ 335K per annum GBSHR0070 - &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME or &NAME , up to £ &NUM 30K per annum GBSHR0069 - &NAME &NAME ( &NUM positions for a &NAME term contract ) , &NAME &CHAR eynes or &NAME , highly competitive rates Please visit our Opportunities page at &WEBSITE for more details on the above opportunities . PLEASE QUOTE THE REFERENCE NUMBER OF THE &NAME THAT YOU ARE APPLYING FOR IN THE SUBJECT OF YOUR EMAIL ! ! If you think you have the skills and experience for any of the jobs poste &CHAR on the web site then please send your &NAME via e-mail to &EMAIL . If you do not hear from GeoBusiness Solutions within &NUM weeks your interes &CHAR in this vacancy has not been pursued , but your details will be stored so that you will be considered for any future vacancies . GeoBusiness Solutions Ltd. &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME Road &NAME &NAME &NAME 6PE direct dial : &NUM &NUM switchboard : &NUM &NUM fax : &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL web : &WEBSITE GeoBusiness Solutions specialise in retail modelling , site location analy sis and geographical information systems for the retail , &NAME , property and finance industries . SUBJECT: Re : New Year ! Come now &NAME , there was nothing wrong with me , so it ca n't possibly have been the food I gave you . You probably just ate too much - glutton . can you send an e-mail to the people who are stayin until the second as &NAME called me and asked if he was staying to the second and I had to reassure him that he WAS invited ! Silly boy . I think I 've emailed virtually all of them by now anyway . Laters , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , can you send an e-mail to the people who are stayin until the second as &NAME called me and asked if he was staying to the second and I had to reassure him that he WAS invited ! Silly boy . I threw up after your meal the other night . Thanks . Now I 'm at &NAME 's and am feeling much better . No thanks to you . ( But thanks for the fun evening . ) Now &NAME is begging to type so . ... &NAME &NAME ! ! ! Fancy making &NAME ill just so he could n't come ! It 's me agin . Take care buddio ! &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Hello Boys and Girls . Finally , an email about the &NAME New Year party ! ! ! ! &NAME : &NAME ... &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) - &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NAME : arrive sometime in the evening ( ) &NUM : 00pm ) &NAME : &NAME &NAME 's house , &NAME ( I 'll email proper directions shortly ) , with possible recourse to &NAME and / or &NAME 's house if necessary . The plan is to buy food for the evening and breakfast the following morning on the day ( &NAME has a car ) , so you each need to bring around £ &NUM . I think that 's all for the moment ! - Oh , and if you have n't already , please let me know &NAME if you can / ca n't make it . Cheers , &NAME &NAME I do n't have everyone 's email addresses , so if you invited someone who did n't get this email then please pass on the info . Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: New Year Hi . Just a couple of things about New Year : &NAME 's address is : &NUM &NAME Road &NAME &NAME 2AP For directions I suggest you go to the &NAME website ( type something like " &NAME routeplanner " into &NAME ) . Also , please remember to bring a towel and a sleeping bag / pillow . Cheers ! &NAME SUBJECT: new year hello ! ! how are you ? I 'm ok - very busy as &NAME online has gone manic ! Christmas orders galore . Just a quick note to ask you for details for New Year . Basically , unless I know of some firm plans in the next week , there may only be a slim chance that I can come , and I want to come ! ! I only have new years day off and may be able to negotiate an extra day , but need to give some advance warning and want to know what the plans are so I can act accordingly . Please let me know asap ! ! &NAME &NAME , hope all is going well and you are still enjoying your course - has your term finished yet ? When do you go home ? I am off home to &NAME on 23rd and am really looking forward to it ! &CHAR nice holiday in the great &NAME ! &SMILEY Take care and let me know the plans ! Cheers , love &NAME STOP MORE &NAME with the new &NAME &NUM and get &NUM months FREE * &WEBSITE SUBJECT: new year hello ! ! how are you ? I 'm ok - very busy as &NAME online has gone manic ! Christmas orders galore . Just a quick note to ask you for details for New Year . Basically , unless I know of some firm plans in the next week , there may only be a slim chance that I can come , and I want to come ! ! I only have new years day off and may be able to negotiate an extra day , but need to give some advance warning and want to know what the plans are so I can act accordingly . Please let me know asap ! ! &NAME &NAME , hope all is going well and you are still enjoying your course - has your term finished yet ? When do you go home ? I am off home to &NAME on 23rd and am really looking forward to it ! &CHAR nice holiday in the great &NAME ! &SMILEY Take care and let me know the plans ! Cheers , love &NAME STOP MORE &NAME with the new &NAME &NUM and get &NUM months FREE * &WEBSITE SUBJECT: New Year ! Hello Boys and Girls . Finally , an email about the &NAME New Year party ! ! ! ! &NAME : &NAME ... &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) - &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NAME : arrive sometime in the evening ( ) &NUM : 00pm ) &NAME : &NAME &NAME 's house , &NAME ( I 'll email proper directions shortly ) , with possible recourse to &NAME and / or &NAME 's house if necessary . The plan is to buy food for the evening and breakfast the following morning on the day ( &NAME has a car ) , so you each need to bring around £ &NUM . I think that 's all for the moment ! - Oh , and if you have n't already , please let me know &NAME if you can / ca n't make it . Cheers , &NAME &NAME I do n't have everyone 's email addresses , so if you invited someone who did n't get this email then please pass on the info . SUBJECT: Re : New Years Gathering &NAME &NUM nights is definitely much better than &NUM as it is a real long way from &NAME ( and trains are n't the most hygienic devices ) . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : New Years Gathering &NAME , Excellent idea &NAME - I would love to come ! &NUM ) I want to come , yes , I do . &NUM ) I can come . &NUM ) Do n't really mind much , but possibly better before than after . Have a nice day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : New Years Gathering Hi &NAME , Just in case you did n't know , but &NAME does n't have email access , so she wo n't be able to let you know whether or not she can come to &NAME at the New Year . Have a nice day ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : New Years Gathering &NAME , not to avoid having to commit , but I 'll need to confirm nearer the time . I should however be there as it will be a great opportunity to see people . Cheers then , &NAME So . . ... &NAME -yes &NAME -yes &NAME - yes &NAME -yes &NAME -yes ( plus &NAME ? ) &NAME -he 's not sure what he is doing , but HE IS COMING &NAME -not sure what she is doing , but SHE IS COMING TOO I so hope everyone can come ! ! ! ! ! ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : New Years Gathering &NAME - that 'll be great ! I 'm sure any days will be fine . good to chat yesterday . I 'll watch this space for more BIG NEWS ... ( seeing as that 's &NUM lots so far , and they say good things come in &NUM ... ! ) hope your first day of lectures hasnt been too bad ... I 'm still recovering from my &NUM hours in a row today . hasta luego ! ! &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : New Years Gathering I think that sounds ok with me . ... the only thing is that I have my Canadian friend &NAME staying with me over Christmas and hopefully she 'll be here for new year too so would it be ok for her to come too ? ( she 'd be right at home in your house &NAME ! ) &NAME everyone is ok , love &NAME &NAME . Please can you pray for me ? I am more than sometimes struggling and the challenge is not to want to give up but to face up to what is in store ( easier said than done . ) Thanks On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , NEW YEARS - &NUM How would you like to come down to my house in &NAME for new years ? I propose &NUM nights instead of the normal one , as for people who live furthur away it would be better , and furthur more , we would have more time to catch up with each other after not having seen much of one another for quite some time . So , &NUM days before new year ? &NAME leaving new years day ? Or the otherway around ? When you reply , can you relpy to all ( &NAME REPLY ALL ( &NAME &SMILEY ) so everyone can see what people are thinking . Say &NUM ) if you want to come &NUM ) if you can come &NUM ) when is best for you In terms of room , if needs be , I think we can invade &NAME 's house for some beds . &NAME this sounds ok to you . Remember - Breakfasts are our specialty ! &NAME ! French toast ! &NAME syrup ! &NAME ! You are all great ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : New Years Gathering Dearest all , with regards to New Year , I would love to join you all , but right now cannot be sure if I will be able to make it ... all depends on work etc and time off and things . Will see what I can do and let you know . Oh , also , please NEVER send any emails to this address again . It is on it 's last legs ( sent to its death by far too much porn and disgusting things like that which have been forced upon my attention ) . So , please only email me at &EMAIL . Thanks . &NAME everyone is well and happy and all that . I 'm fine and enjoying my new little life in &NAME . Off to &NAME this weekend for my sister &NAME 's wedding - I'ma bridesmaid again ! I get to wear a nice wine red Monsoon dress and get a nice little posy of roses to carry round . I 'm also getting my hair put up at the hairdressers - exciting stuff ! &SMILEY &NAME , gotta go now - work to do you know , bye for now , love &NAME xxxx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : ,,,,,,,,,' &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : New Years &NAME &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM So . . ... &NAME -yes &NAME -yes &NAME - yes &NAME -yes &NAME -yes ( plus &NAME ? ) &NAME -he 's not sure what he is doing , but HE IS COMING &NAME -not sure what she is doing , but SHE IS COMING TOO I so hope everyone can come ! ! ! ! ! ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : New Years Gathering ... I think I did it right &NAME ... which button was it again ... ? Um , sounds good . Not sure what plans are yet , but I like the idea . &NAME y' all , &NAME SUBJECT: Next weeks bible study Hello all you fantastic people ! ! &NAME and I wanted firstly to say thanks for all the time and effort you put in , you guys are so important to facilitate our learning of &NAME 's word . &NAME the other thing is we are going to be a bit cheeky , since we all missed bible study this week due to &NAME praise , we are now out of sink . &NAME and I would like to stay on track and have some uniformity , so if you could all do the prsecribed study for next week , next week . basically missing out galatianns &NUM . If you think there are any paticular pionts that are pertinnet to the study of &NAME &NUM from chapter &NUM then please feel free to bring those out , or do a quick summary of the chapter . But we think it would be better to move onto chapter &NUM . If you have prepared last week 's study , sorry . But at least you have learnt more than your group ! ! We are also going to try emailing out the passage being looked at in advance , any feedback let us know lots and lots and lots of love &NAME and &NAME ps little game , I have used &NUM word in the wrong context , an extremely large prize to the first person who spots it and emails me back SUBJECT: no chicken kievs this time Hey everyone - hope you 're all well . &NAME asked me to let you all know that he has gone into hospital again with another collapsed lung , ( the same as what happened in January ) . He was in a little pain on &NAME night , which was worse when he woke up on &NAME morning . He was doing fine and keeping calm and took the &NUM train home . When he went into hospital they found a &NUM collapse in &NUM lung ( not the one he had surgery on in January - that one 's fine ! ) - although still managing an amazing &NUM oxygen absorption ( ? ? ) according to his mum ! There were no beds in &NAME so he has gone into hospital in &NAME ( I think that was it ? ) . He is doing pretty well and has been given his own room , but is likely to be in hospital for a few days ( takes &NUM hrs to re-inflate the lung apparently ) . If people are confused about why this is happening again , I understand this is something that 's quite common in guys of his age and build - although I gather it 's not usually as bad as &NUM . One of the many things to thank &NAME for is a chance conversation that we had in the flat about &NUM weeks ago with &NAME &NAME ( who this has happened to &NUM or &NUM times I gather ) , in which he gave &NAME some advice and reassurance should it happen again - something &NAME and I were both relieved to remember yesterday morning ! so thanks ! Please pray for &NAME and send him messages , etc. He should be fine , but will obviously be pretty bored and fed-up being stuck in hospital for several days . If people have his home number and want to ring his mum directly she said they 'd be in after &NAME most days . Otherwise you 're welcome to ring &NAME &CHAR ( &NUM &NUM &NUM ) or get in touch with me ( &NUM 27732&SMILEY as I hope his mum will keep us updated ! Thanks everyone , &NAME &NAME If I 've forgotten anyone , will you pass this on please ? SUBJECT: Re : &NAME & sugar Hey &NAME &NAME &NAME ! What is happening with the holiday in the summer ? &NAME Hi &NAME ! " How 's the holiday going ? - Which holiday ? This one is okay I 'm a bit bored and reluctant to work , but it 's not too bad . The one in the summer is a little more difficult to describe . Anyway , glad to hear you 're tidying your room ! I will be praying for your funding and hope you make a breakthrough . Glad to hear you 're feeling a lot better . Our computer is very fast it 's fun ! It has a firewall and we keep getting attempted &NAME horses detected ! Last night we traced an attempted hack ( using a world-map type thing like in mission impossible ! ! ! very cool ! ) to &NAME in &NAME . Say hi to &NAME when you see her . Have a good day . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME & sugar Hi &NAME ! " How 's the holiday going ? - Which holiday ? This one is okay I 'm a bit bored and reluctant to work , but it 's not too bad . The one in the summer is a little more difficult to describe . Anyway , glad to hear you 're tidying your room ! I will be praying for your funding and hope you make a breakthrough . Glad to hear you 're feeling a lot better . Our computer is very fast it 's fun ! It has a firewall and we keep getting attempted &NAME horses detected ! Last night we traced an attempted hack ( using a world-map type thing like in mission impossible ! ! ! very cool ! ) to &NAME in &NAME . Say hi to &NAME when you see her . Have a good day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME & sugar Oh my word , how exicing and scary ! Should we get a firewall on our machine ? We have nothing important , but it 's kind of wierd having people try and hack in. What are trojan horses ? &NAME Hi &NAME ! " How 's the holiday going ? - Which holiday ? This one is okay I 'm a bit bored and reluctant to work , but it 's not too bad . The one in the summer is a little more difficult to describe . Anyway , glad to hear you 're tidying your room ! I will be praying for your funding and hope you make a breakthrough . Glad to hear you 're feeling a lot better . Our computer is very fast it 's fun ! It has a firewall and we keep getting attempted &NAME horses detected ! Last night we traced an attempted hack ( using a world-map type thing like in mission impossible ! ! ! very cool ! ) to &NAME in &NAME . Say hi to &NAME when you see her . Have a good day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : No photos back yet St. &NAME 's college &NUM south &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Dear &NAME This will probably coincide with a snail mail letter from me . I am hoping that the photos may come tomorrow &NAME had so much fun at my party .Thank you for your part in it [ more in the letter . Take care and have a great time in &NAME .Please say hello to &NAME for me love &NAME &NAME &CHAR please could you send me &NAME &NAME postcode as one of my camp girls is there and I want to send her a card . Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: ( no subject ) dear &NAME ... I would love to have &NAME on the holiday . BUT if we invite her , there are lots more poeple who have just as equal a claim to come ; graeme , &NAME , &NAME ... much as I would love to have her , and &NAME and everyone else , if you stick to just us there are no problems . someone is bound to feel left out and I would hate anyone to feel hurt over this . also . ... I 'm not sure about the christian thing . &CHAR kind of know what you mean , but it 's &CHAR bit harsh on &NAME to discrimiate against him that way . all I 'm saying is ... I do n't want anyone to feel left out or lonely because they were n't invited . that 's all . hope the works " going well . may see you at lunch . today ... do n't hate me ... just telling you what I think ... is that ok ? &NAME xx Dear Boys , Re : the current craze of emode tests . I am , you will be unsurprised to note , a 'millionaire " in the personality test . And &NAME ... I am very , very evil . I nearly reach the end of the scale- you were right all along ! I am bored with work ( moan , moan ) so today I bought a pair of shoes that cost lots of money ( my great-aunt sent me a cheque for &NAME ) . This cheered me up immensely ! Hope you are all well , Much love , &NAME xx &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) dear &NAME , &CHAR knew it was n't like you- you must be very stressed with exams and revision . lots iof love and prayers for both , &NAME xx " T.S. &NAME " wrote : of course I understand completely . You are right . Lots of love , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : dear &NAME ... I would love to have &NAME on the holiday . BUT if we invite her , there are lots more poeple who have just as equal a claim to come ; graeme , &NAME , &NAME ... much as I would love to have her , and &NAME and everyone else , if you stick to just us there are no problems . someone is bound to feel left out and I would hate anyone to feel hurt over this . also . ... I 'm not sure about the christian thing . &CHAR kind of know what you mean , but it 's &CHAR bit harsh on &NAME to discrimiate against him that way . all I 'm saying is ... I do n't want anyone to feel left out or lonely because they were n't invited . that 's all . hope the works " going well . may see you at lunch . today ... do n't hate me ... just telling you what I think ... is that ok ? &NAME xx &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM dear &NAME , I understand you had an encounter with a member of my family yesterday . my apologies . &NAME xx Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . Click Here SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) &CHAR &NAME ... I am sending you a big email hug ... is there anything I can do ? would you like to go out for cake soon ( my treat ? ) . I love you and am praying for you ... you are special ; do n't forget it . ... &NAME xxx " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Yeah , and I just heard that I did n't get &NAME funding from &NAME . &NAME , &NAME I feel sick too . " &NAME &NAME " wrote : dear &NAME , &CHAR knew it was n't like you- you must be very stressed with exams and revision . lots iof love and prayers for both , &NAME xx " T.S. &NAME " wrote : of course I understand completely . You are right . Lots of love , &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : dear &NAME ... I would love to have &NAME on the holiday . BUT if we invite her , there are lots more poeple who have just as equal a claim to come ; graeme , &NAME , &NAME ... much as I would love to have her , and &NAME and everyone else , if you stick to just us there are no problems . someone is bound to feel left out and I would hate anyone to feel hurt over this . also . ... I 'm not sure about the christian thing . &CHAR kind of know what you mean , but it 's &CHAR bit harsh on &NAME to discrimiate against him that way . all I 'm saying is ... I do n't want anyone to feel left out or lonely because they were n't invited . that 's all . hope the works " going well . may see you at lunch . today ... do n't hate me ... just telling you what I think ... is that ok ? &NAME xx &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME boys , just emailing to say hi and how are you ? I am eating mint humbugs and lemon sherberts and doing nothing . &CHAR watched &NUM episodes of &NAME last week , a tragic waste of time . nothing on the job front , either summery or long-term , but as I am &NAME idle at heart , this is not too concerning . am off to &NAME next week to visit elderly relatives ( yawn ) and go to posh dinner thing for auntie &NAME 's 80th . I ca n't imagine being &NUM ... &NAME ? sorry , awful joke . my sister is away at posh camp at the &NAME , &CHAR miss her . c' est la vie- she has a life and I do n't. went to the theatre on saturday and the acting was appalling . the man next to me went to sleep ; I ca n't blame him . rep , hah . am seeing a few friends this week before I go off into northern , uncivilised territories . &NAME , if the route we took was through &NAME , I would love to see you , but dearest papa wo n't deviate from his west coast route . parents . well ... that 's it from the hectic life of antle . mad mood ... &CHAR must go and cleanse my teeth from the onslaught of sugar . much love to you all , &NAME xx Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: ( no subject ) &NAME . I have a proposition to put to you . would you perhaps bring your camera and take pivtures tomorrow night so that &NAME and I have one less thing to worry about ? if we said , could you take these pictures ( and gave you a list of specifics , like me and hat , &NAME and her bloke , me and &NAME etc ) and then said , please use &NUM rolls of film , and you could just take some others as well ... would that be ok ? if you think it will spoil your enjoyement of the evening , do n't do it- I 'd rather you had a good time ! anyway , I am aware this makes no sense . I 'll ring you tonight if &CHAR remember . aagh . dissertaion . love &NAME xx dear all , sorry for the mass email , but I have been very disorganised ... I have to go to &NAME tomorrow for my great-aunt 's 80th , so forgive me for not answering your emails for the next few days . this will be deeply exciting for me . &CHAR yes . all texts will be appreciated because it is the middle of nowhere and &CHAR like to be in touch with civilisation . apologies to those of you whose emails I have n't answered . I will try and do this as soon as I get back . &NAME - you are lovely ! love to &NUM and all , &NAME xx p.s. if anyone wants me to get them a kilt or a bottle of famous grouse , they should text me . &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) &NAMEYour &NAME looks ok . My conservatism would change the first &NUM key skills to &NAME motivated , technically proficient , interested in creative problem solving Experienced communicator Also , at this point , I think your A-level grades are too prominent . I would be inclined to make it a minor entry , and forget the grades . Your degree should be the prominent academic information given . Perhaps you could expand this a bit by some details of particular geological areas of interest . &NAME the ball was a great event ! Thanks for the phone call . Love , Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi Dad ! Look at my new &NAME ! &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &CHAR farewellian &NUM . congratulations on acquiring a sister in law . it must have taken some skill and courage on your part to do so . I am not going to email &NAME , because I have met him all of , oo , twice , and I think I would embarrass myself . I am still temping , and not very stressed about having a no job lifestyle . something will come around . I saw &NAME and &NAME last week , and very nice it was too . how jealous I am that they get to see eahc other all the time ... O well . I have the cat , &CHAR suppose ... I am glad you had such a cool trip round the states . it sounds amazing ... am also &CHAR jealous about that ! hope all 's well with you ... muc hlove ( and to &NAME ) &NAME xx &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) &EMAIL &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Sat , &NUM May &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : I 've had lots of troubl recently sending an e-mail to the cuthberts . What &NAME you use ? hope the weekend was good . &NAME &NAME , I think about &NUM . what ever time &NAME told me to be there . I think it was then ! xx &NAME &NUM helps ELIMINATE E-MAIL VIRUSES . Get &NUM months FREE * . SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Dear &NAME , Long gaps are tough on revision . &NAME lots goes into your head today and can be appropriately output on Tomorrow and Friday . I will be home in the early evening before the &NAME Group which is at the &NAME since Mum and &NAME are at &NAME . You may want to phone there ( &NUM ) &NUM to talk to them . If you call and I am not at home it is probably because I am returning &NAME 's &NAME which I have been trying to test for her . I am off to Grandad 's after the &NAME Group to go to the &NAME &NAME tomorrow . Hope you noted &NAME Town 's promotion to the Premiership ! I good weekend to see &NAME and &NAME I suppose as you will be able to relax after the exams . Take care , Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Email address &NAME ( I use the term loosely ) , If you have been emailing me using my university account then you wo n't be able to do so for much longer because I am leaving . In future please use : &EMAIL Any emails sent to this address get forwarded to my current email address , whatever it is . Please update your address book or whatever . Thanks , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Dear &NAME , Good luck with the catch up . Hopefully you will be functioning better in your labs this week . I handed over your stuff so hopefully you will get it today . I hope the &NAME unit does all that you want . It sounded like Sunday was rather busy in the end . You better try to get some " extra rest " during the week in spite of having to catch up . Take care , Love , Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi Dad , I 'm sure you 're glad to be back at work after the weekend ! I 'm feeling okay today , but not great . I still have a bit of a cough , but hey . &NAME all is well with you , Lots of work to catch up on today . Fun , fun , fun ! see ya , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: MY BIRTHDAY Friends , Romans and Countrymen , I am soon to be &NUM years old . Thus , as the veritable granddaddy of &NAME 's college , I would like to invite you to celebrate my birthday with me by partaking of food and drink at a local establishment ( not sure where yet - see below ) on Sunday March 3rd ( my birthday ) at about &NUM : &NUM pm . The thing is this ... I NEED YOU TO REPLY &NAME to let me know if you can come , because I need to get a rough idea of numbers before I book anywhere . Also , if I have left somebody off the list it is ( probably ) not deliberate ! So please invite them as well , BUT &NAME ME KNOW ! Finally , PLEASE do n't feel obliged to come . If you ca n't afford a meal out , or you need to work , etc. then that is FINE - I 'll just catch up with you another time . THE &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Dear &NAME , I wish I could say I went for a run . That activity has been absent again this week for a variety of reasons . Maybe I can get my act together next week . Good idea to keep plugging on the dissertation . The end of term will come up fast I expect . Hard as it is to believe , I think I will go home to find a completely functioning cooker . The electrician came yesterday and the plumber this morning . I wrote a long letter asking for explanations of various things in the instruction book but functionality is a good thing to achieve . The &NAME still has to be put on the wall but that is not critical and will be done when &NAME returns to finish the woodwork aspects . &NAME is still struggling at school . &CHAR e-mailed &NAME &NAME this morning and got a good reply so I think ultimately it will work out but he is really quite miserable . Keep praying . We 'll keep praying about your dissertation and hope that &NAME comes through for you soon . Tomorrow , we have &NAME 's tennis lesson , the second session of the football , and then we are going to the &NAME match in the afternoon . Sunday , we are trying to keep relatively quiet . Have fun , ( while working hard ) Love Dad &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Institute of Public Health University &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: UPDATE OK , I have booked tables at the Raj-pooth on Claypath for &NUM : &NUM . Further details will follow . PLEASE let me know if you can / ca n't come & thanks to those who have already replied : &CHAR ) . Fare ye well , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) I hope this gets through complete . Good luck . 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&NUM bradiv &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE &WEBSITE &NAME &NUM &NAME ( adj ) &NUM Analysis of Variance &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE Error &NUM &NUM &NUM Total &NUM &NUM Unusual Observations &NAME bradiv braoe Fit &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE &CHAR denotes an observation with a large standardized residual &NAME ) regr c91 c1 * ERROR * &NUM is too few arguments . &NAME ) regr c9 &NUM c1 &NAME &NAME The regression equation is braoe - &NUM + &NUM time &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE &WEBSITE &NAME &NUM &NAME ( adj ) &NUM Analysis of Variance &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE Error &NUM &NUM &NUM Total &NUM &NUM Unusual Observations Obs time braoe Fit &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE &CHAR denotes an observation with a large standardized residual &NAME ) &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR Hello again ! It 's been a while ! Sorry that I have n't been better at keeping in touch with you -- I remember a while ago your dad was in w' loo and was asking if I was still around or waht had happened ... sorry that I 've been so crappy at this ! I hear that you are looking at master 's geology stuff right now ( at least I think that taht was the last I heard ... ) I 've got a friend here who is in his 3rd year of Geology ... he says he is going to get his undergrad and then ski seriously for a bit ( he is already one of the best &CHAR &CHAR the country ) . I think that it has been a veeeery long time since I last wrote , so I do n't remember what was going on then . &NAME now , I am still in school and training hard . I am in the middle of the race season now , and it is n't going as well as I would like , so I am having to change some of my training plans . Basically , I have been training too hard , and am getting a littel bit overtrained because I ca n't recover from workouts and I cna' &CHAR sleep at night ... not good ! School is going well -- I got through a very hard first semester and am now enjoying a lighter course load . My family is doing well . My mom is retired form teaching now , my dad is still motoring along , and my sister is in her last year of highschoolnow . She has actually applied to a college in &NAME ( the dame one that &NAME &NAME is attenidng -- although he is not the reason ! ) becasue they offer a full scholarhsip for their internaitional relations program to &CHAR ! ne canadian every year . She does n't think that her marks are good enough to get her in there though . She is also applying to &CHAR of &CHAR , &NAME and &NAME ( I think ) I am livign with new peoplethis year ( &NAME and &NAME ) . I am haivng a much better time , and I think that our neighbours must hink that we are crazy . Our land lady , who lives below us , jsut says that it is nice to hear us laughing &NAME the time ! &NAME Bay is still &NAME Bay , but at least it 's more fun this year . I jsut made the hard decision to fdrop down to part tiem status for next year , becasue I ca n't train properly as a full tiem student , and there isno point in my being in &NAME if I can' ;t train properly . It will take me another &NUM years to compelte my undergrad at this rate , but I want to see waht I can accomplish in racing , adn I cna' t do that with a full science course load . The labs are the real problem , a nd the fact that I miss so much school means that I miss lots of labs that ca n't be made up ( I am losing &NUM automatically thsi semester in my organic chem course because I am missing &NUM labs -- bummer ) . It &CHAR ! as a hard decision , but I am trying to waulify for next year 's &NAME &NAME Games , and I need to have a good training season before the race seaosn for that . I have class pretty soon , but I WILL keep in better communication with you ( unitl the next time I disappear for a while , I guess ) . &NAME that everything is going well with you and your family . Take care , &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) &NAME Captain &NAME ! It 's soooooo hot here ! I 've just got back from &NAME , of which more another time , needless to say &NAME is amazing and wonderfully faithful ! Glad you 're having a good time , and I 'm sure that you 'll find a really good job soon . Am really missing people in &NAME and the people I went with ( and I got back what , &NUM hours ago ! ) but all will be well ! I am going up to &NAME tomorrow ( cue frantic attempts to get washing done while everyone else is away ! ) to sort out my dissertation . I 'm going to &NAME to digital map ( with &NAME 's handheld computer - pray that I do n't break it please ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ) after that so please pray for me . I know &NAME is faithful to me and has totally heaped up oodles of blessings on me already but I do feel I need some more strength to cope ! So , yes , I 'm a third year and that makes you a graduate ! ! ! ! ! I bet everyone has already made you feel very old ! You will make a stunningly ( &NAME word ! ) good geologist I 'm sure . And you have an advantage over most of them because YOU speak with the creator of it all ! Do n't you just feel sometimes that he 's laughing a little at our confusion over it all ? He 's saying " If only you knew ! " . And he 's interested in it too . I shall say goodbye because I 'm not making much sense now ! I will email from &NAME and tell you in excruciating detail about all the amazing things &NAME did in &NAME this week ! ! ! ! ! &NAME bless you and &NAME and your work and everything and praise him because he sticks to you like glue ! &NAME sticky glue ! lots of love and enthusiasm ! &NAME . &NAME Wot you know about sandstone dykes ? &NAME huh ? More later . I 'm afraid you will be on the receiving end of all my geological confusion over the next couple of weeks ! Sorry ! ! ! ! &NAME This email contains way too many exclamation marks . From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) Subject : &NAME : Wed , &NAME &NUM , &NUM , &NUM : &NUM am Hi &NAME ! How are things ? It 's a beautiful blue sky day here in &NAME , and I am looking for jobs , how fun . What are you up to this summer ? How are things with &NAME ? I 've spent a lot of time so far with friends and &NAME , which has been great . But now I 'm starting to think that I really should have some work for next year planned , and so I am looking for that , hopefully in the &NAME / &NAME mapping industries . &NAME , you are a big third year now . ( cheek pinch ) and I can remember when you were a little iddy &NAME first year . ... Keep well , friend ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE The most amazing thing has happened ( maybe ) ! ! ! My sister has been to see a specialist in &NAME and not only does he think he knows what 's wrong with her , if it is what he thinks then he can cure it ! ! ! ! Is n't that the best ! I only hope that it is what he says ( not exactly sure what that is but something to do with leaking fluid in her brain ) and she will get better . PRAISE THE LORD ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Thank you for all the times you prayed with me in &NAME group for her ! More prayer that it will be okay would be brilliant if you have the time . Hope you 're well , love from &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Have you found anything in your notes re regression ? &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) I do not know about &NAME options but a scatter plot with points joined is not a straight line and there is no equation . What does a line plot give you ? &CHAR fitted straight line and a plot of all the points around it ? &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Basic question I 've just been playing around with the line equations , and if you make the graph a scatter plot ( with a line connecting ) or a line graph - the equation is different . Oh dear . Why is this ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Have you found anything in your notes re regression ? &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) &NAME , Your current version is MUCH better than the earlier one . I have some comments , both substantive and editorial , but nothing which would require too much work to address . How would you like to proceed ? Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR Dear &NAME , I hope that dissertation is coming together . I took it from your last message that you were content with the 'stats " so I have not done anything else . Good idea to let me know today if that is not the case . I assume we will talk to you over the weekend and you can update us on your progress , travel plans etc. We are very much looking forward to having you at home for a while . Love , Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) &NAME , Sounds like you are off to a flying start to the day . &NAME it continues to be a good one . I am in &NAME to give a revision lecture , i.e. repeatedly telling the students that I will not tell them what is on the exam ! &NAME got me some new antihistamines so I am trying those . If I notice anything dramatic I will let you know . Does the repair of your phone mean you can use up some of &NAME 's minutes ? Take care , Love , Dad &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Contact Details ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : Institute of Public Health ( &NUM ) &NUM University &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME 2SR new e-mail &EMAIL On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi Dad , I put the phone in to be fixed , so wont have that for &NUM days . I 'm suffering a bit from hayfever , but got eyedrops and piriton so I 'll be ok . already this morning I 've done revision , checked my post , had a bath , a long quiet time , breakfast and rid a room of a wasp . Not bad eh ? Hope you are well , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) &NAME , I 'll try to handle the &NUM things in your e-mail . We are off tomorrow to &NAME for &NAME 's rugby and then Sunday afternoon we are going to the farm . We will stay overnight and hopefully ( weather permitting ) go the seaside on Monday . &NAME has been a bit unwell but is ( happily I think ) digging a garden today . &NAME has a minor injury picked up in a football match but hopefully will be ok tomorrow . Must go to a meeting , Talk to you soon I hope , Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR On &NAME , &NUM May &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME ! To say , if the phone shop calls home with my phone being ready , can you e-mail me so that I can pick it up ? Thanks also , you might , if you speak to grandad or &NAME , tell them that my address has now changed - not in margartes any more - still I got their cards . hope you are well , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , Just thought you might like to know that there are notices all over the Geology dept in &NAME about a 1st year &NAME student with computer skills who is looking for summer work . Sounds like &NAME &NAME is being helpful even if he has no work . &NAME liked you picture very much . &NAME all is well , Love , Dad SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Yes , I think it has . I will copy this to &NAME 's work address since &NUM cannot locate the message which I recall he sent regarding new addresses . &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR &NAME Wed , &NUM May &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi dad , have the lobban 's e-mail adress changed ? the one I have is &EMAIL &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , Glad to get your update mailing . &NUM thing I forgot to mention last night is that I am assuming that you will not be bringing your bike home . Thus , I have left the roof rack on the car . Is this what you also had planned . As &NAME said , bring home what you need but you can plan on us being able to take you back . Have a great time in the Lake District . Love Dad SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) I will look for the various files tonight and send them on to you . Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR On &NAME , &NUM May &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi Dad ! Can you send me the word files of the proposal too . I 'm having trouble converting the proposal nicely to a word document . There should be &NUM . If you can send both the microsoft proposal and the other &NUM , that would be great . Thanks ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , Hope you had a good time in &NAME . Had a nice visit with &NAME . He asked if we thought you might be able to visit him . If you think so , you might get in touch with him to see if anything can be worked out . ( He also found out that your use of his card is much more expensive than he calling from his room . Don' &CHAR worry however , as the term is almost over in any event . ) &NAME it is a fun week . Love Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , If I send you a .gif file of a picture , can you print it ? Grandad wants a picture printed and I may be able to get a gif file of it . Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) &NAME , I will look for the file . &NAME the day has been productive . Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR Dear &NAME At the start of the term . ... GOOD LUCK ! Love Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Dear &NAME , Thanks for the e-mail , sorry I have been so bad at keeping in touch . I did have a wonderufl Christmas a really good &NUM week break . I saw old friends ahd a bit of time with family and then went to &NAME on the Eurostar with &NAME , it was fantastique ! ! ! We went everywehere but not too quickly so it was a really good rest . Now it 's back into the fray and I 'm not entirely happy to be back but I 'm sure I 'll get used to it . Glad to hear that you are doing so well , I 'm hoping to come up and visit you guys sometime this term before exams kick in. Keep in touch and I will too , hope chapel and college group are going well , who are the new reps going to be ? It seems really weird that I was a rep . Anyway I better get on I 'm just about to start this theological correspondance course and need to get going , See ya &NAME &NAME , Flying from Heathrow on Sat &NAME 2nd and returning to Heathrow on July 12th &NAME &NAME arrival &NUM : &NUM pm &NAME is about &NUM pounds &NUM pounds is the price of a charter flight &NAME to &NAME We will likely leave on July 21st . What is your current thinking about coming back between or making an adventure of the intervening week or so ? Just thought it worth asking before I get into the more complicated flight inquiries . Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) sorry , forgot , also , would it be ok if &CHAR bought him a cake and we share dthe cost ? let me know , thanks as ever , &NAME Hi &NAME ! Just to say thanks for the CDs ! I 'm really enjoying them . Your party was great fun . Have you got the photos back yet ? I hope they are ok ! I 'm going up to &NAME this coming weekend ! &NAME ! See you in a few weeks , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) I will look for the various files tonight and send them on to you . Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR On &NAME , &NUM May &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi Dad ! Can you send me the word files of the proposal too . I 'm having trouble converting the proposal nicely to a word document . There should be &NUM . If you can send both the microsoft proposal and the other &NUM , that would be great . Thanks ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME yesterday was OK . Was does you schedule look like for the rest of the exams ? Keep smiling , Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Thoughts : Do you need to get some maps for your time in &NAME ? Do you want to borrow anything from &NAME &NAME . &NAME , altimeter ? &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) &NAME , I will look for the file . &NAME the day has been productive . Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR &NAME , &NAME sent me the &NAME stuff you sent him . &CHAR quick glance suggests that there is little relationship between the various pairs of variables you have plotted . Calculation of a correlation coefficient and an associated p-value or confidence interval would seem to be sufficient if you only want to establish the relatively small ( if any ) relationship . If you give me more details , then I can think about this some more . Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) &NAME &NAME , &NUM Gig ? That's ... that's . ... splutter . ... cough ! Did you steal any ? Did you get my email in time ? &NAME was really good , excellent weather and the animals were n't hiding ! We got to go into the National Gallery for a few minutes as well . Hey , you 're done exams ! Whoopee ! How " bout chatting late tonight , say 10: 30ish ? You can change things on the Start Menu by right clicking it and selecting Open . Then you do just as you would in &NAME ... I mean Explorer . Have a lovely day ... :-o ) &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , How was &NAME ? How 's Work ? ( aww , you still have some to do ? oh , what a shame ! I had a weekend at &NAME , &NAME and &NAME 's. Thier computer has &NUM Gig ! ! ! can you believe that ? ! ! ! ! They could download the whole net ! ! ! They also need some help in sorting out how the files are arranged / ordered . I started doing it , but it 'll take a bit of time . How do you change the start menu thingy , ie , where the files are found in that . I can do it in explorer , ie moving file , but who is it done on the desktop . Wanna chat sometime ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME The estimated correlation between the dip and the % distance is &NUM . There is no evidence that it is significantly different from &NUM ( a p-value of &NUM ) . I have found the appropriate definition of a correlation measure for angles but not how to calculate it ( so far ) . This would apply to the azimuth / strike question . &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Hey &NAME , So , taking after &NAME are you ? &NAME eh ? You have checked out her criminal record , have n't you ? Seriously though , congratulations ! Yes , it is a weird ( but wonderful ) feeling . I grinned all the way to church after having read your email ! I wanted to tell someone right away . I hope you do n't mind , but I did tell &NAME later yesterday , but that 's all . I thought since you 've talked about this kind of thing with both of us you would n't hit me too hard . I certainly will pray , in fact I already have . I do n't really feel in a position to give advice , " cause I 'm still learning myself . I reckon you 'll pick it up as you go along . Leave it in &NAME 's hands and enjoy it ! I 'd best be skedaddling , many things to do . Please keep me up to date with the situation ! I 'm very happy for you . Good luck , &NAME Here is some output which we can discuss when you phone again . It would probably be best for you to print it out . Worksheet size : &NUM cells &WEBSITE " &WEBSITE Worksheet was saved on &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NAME ) inform Information on the Worksheet &NAME Count Name C1 &NUM time C2 &NUM bidiv C3 &NUM bradiv C4 &NUM bivo C5 &NUM brao C6 &NUM bive C7 &NUM brae C8 &NUM bivoe C9 &NUM braoe C10 &NUM c8-c9 &NAME ) corr c1-c9 Correlations ( &NAME ) time bidiv bradiv bivo brao bive brae bivoe &WEBSITE &NAME ) regr c8 &NUM c9 &NAME &NAME The regression equation is &WEBSITE braoe &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE &WEBSITE &NAME &NUM &NAME ( adj ) &NUM Analysis of Variance &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE Error &NUM &NUM &NUM Total &NUM &NUM Unusual Observations &NAME braoe bivoe Fit &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE &NUM &CHAR &WEBSITE &NUM &CHAR &WEBSITE &NUM &CHAR &WEBSITE &CHAR denotes an observation with a large standardized residual &CHAR denotes an observation whose &NUM value gives it large influence . &NAME ) regr c8 &NUM c5 c7 &NAME &NAME The regression equation is &WEBSITE brae &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE &WEBSITE &NAME &NUM &NAME ( adj ) &NUM Analysis of Variance &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE Error &NUM &NUM &NUM Total &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME brao &NUM &NUM brae &NUM &NUM Unusual Observations &NAME brao bivoe Fit &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE &NUM &CHAR &WEBSITE &NUM &CHAR &WEBSITE &NUM &CHAR &WEBSITE &NUM &CHAR &WEBSITE &CHAR denotes an observation with a large standardized residual &CHAR denotes an observation whose &NUM value gives it large influence . &NAME ) regr c8 &NUM c1 &NAME &NAME The regression equation is bivoe &NUM - &NUM time &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE &WEBSITE &NAME &NUM &NAME ( adj ) &NUM Analysis of Variance &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE Error &NUM &NUM &NUM Total &NUM &NUM Unusual Observations Obs time bivoe Fit &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE &CHAR denotes an observation with a large standardized residual &NAME ) regr c8 &NUM c2 &NAME &NAME The regression equation is bivoe &NUM + &NUM bidiv &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE &WEBSITE &NAME &NUM &NAME ( adj ) &NUM Analysis of Variance &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE Error &NUM &NUM &NUM Total &NUM &NUM Unusual Observations &NAME bidiv bivoe Fit &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE &CHAR denotes an observation with a large standardized residual &NAME ) regr c8 &NUM c3 &NAME &NAME The regression equation is bivoe &NUM - &NUM bradiv &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE &WEBSITE &NAME &NUM &NAME ( adj ) &NUM Analysis of Variance &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE Error &NUM &NUM &NUM Total &NUM &NUM Unusual Observations &NAME bradiv bivoe Fit &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE &CHAR denotes an observation with a large standardized residual &NAME ) regr c2 &NUM c1 &NAME &NAME The regression equation is &WEBSITE time &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE &WEBSITE &NAME &NUM &NAME ( adj ) &NUM Analysis of Variance &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE Error &NUM &NUM &NUM Total &NUM &NUM Unusual Observations Obs time bidiv Fit &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE &CHAR denotes an observation with a large standardized residual &NAME ) regr c3 &NUM c1 &NAME &NAME The regression equation is &WEBSITE time &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE &CHAR &NUM &NAME &NUM &NAME ( adj ) &NUM Analysis of Variance &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE Error &NUM &NUM &NUM Total &NUM &NUM Unusual Observations Obs time bradiv Fit &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE &CHAR denotes an observation with a large standardized residual &NAME ) regr c2 &NUM c3 &NAME &NAME The regression equation is &WEBSITE bradiv &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE &CHAR &NUM &NAME &NUM &NAME ( adj ) &NUM Analysis of Variance &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE Error &NUM &NUM &NUM Total &NUM &NUM Unusual Observations &NAME bradiv bidiv Fit &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE &CHAR denotes an observation with a large standardized residual &NAME ) regr c2 &NUM c1 c3 &NAME &NAME The regression equation is &WEBSITE time - &NUM bradiv &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE &WEBSITE &NAME &NUM &NAME ( adj ) &NUM Analysis of Variance &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE Error &NUM &NUM &NUM Total &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME time &NUM &NUM bradiv &NUM &NUM Unusual Observations Obs time bidiv Fit &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE &NUM &CHAR &WEBSITE &NUM &CHAR &WEBSITE &NUM &CHAR &WEBSITE &CHAR denotes an observation with a large standardized residual &CHAR denotes an observation whose &NUM value gives it large influence . &NAME ) regr c9 &NUM c2 &NAME &NAME The regression equation is braoe &NUM - &NUM bidiv &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE &WEBSITE &NAME &NUM &NAME ( adj ) &NUM Analysis of Variance &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE Error &NUM &NUM &NUM Total &NUM &NUM Unusual Observations &NAME bidiv braoe Fit &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE &CHAR denotes an observation with a large standardized residual &NAME ) regr c9 &NUM c3 &NAME &NAME The regression equation is braoe &NUM - &NUM bradiv &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE &WEBSITE &NAME &NUM &NAME ( adj ) &NUM Analysis of Variance &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE Error &NUM &NUM &NUM Total &NUM &NUM Unusual Observations &NAME bradiv braoe Fit &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE &CHAR denotes an observation with a large standardized residual &NAME ) regr c91 c1 * ERROR * &NUM is too few arguments . &NAME ) regr c9 &NUM c1 &NAME &NAME The regression equation is braoe - &NUM + &NUM time &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE &WEBSITE &NAME &NUM &NAME ( adj ) &NUM Analysis of Variance &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &CHAR &CHAR &WEBSITE Error &NUM &NUM &NUM Total &NUM &NUM Unusual Observations Obs time braoe Fit &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE &CHAR denotes an observation with a large standardized residual &NAME ) &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Mum 's birthday is 27-Feb . I ca n't believe you do n't know that ! Actually , I can believe it . What did you say your name was again ? &NAME , I 'm ok . &NUM deadline down , &NUM to go this week . Should be fun . How 're you ? Live long and chocolate , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : When is mom 's b-day ? are you ok ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME , I had a quick look at your paleo work . There are a few things that you should change . Is what you sent last week your current version ? If so I could try a bit of an editing job if you let me know of any space constraints etc. We could then discuss the changes . Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Hi &NAME , This is mr &CHAR &NAME , the Honourable mr farewells Personal Private Secretary . I have censored your email from his inbox as there was obviously not enough effort or affection put into your original email as mentioned above . Hence you are denied the priviledge of ever speaking to your brother or your father again . The men in maroon are wathcing you . ... &NAME His new email is &EMAIL - -- " &NAME &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Hi &NAME , how are you ? &NAME . Please give me dad 's new e-mail address . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE &NAME , I had a word to &NAME &CHAR who was slightly surprised that you had not heard from his friend . I guess I would leave it a bit to see if he perhaps follows it up . Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Hi &NAME , Well , &NAME is very impressed with your witty retort ( " you smell " ... come on , is that the best you can do ? ) . He insisted on writing to you when he saw your flimsy email . Glad the trip was good . Put some photos on the web so I can see them . Watch the game today . You know you want to . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Dear &NAME , Very wise to let me know &NAME 's plans ; he has actually asked me ( although only just before I got your emails ! ) , and I 've emailed him to say yes , but I think he must still be in bed asleep after ice hockey last night . Hopefully I 'll be at the bus station at &NUM this afternoon , but if I 'm a few minutes late , then it 's because I 've found it hard to get out of my meeting early , so do n't panic ! &NAME to see you later , love , &NAME xxx On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : I knoiw what &NAME is like , if he did n't tell you , and you do want to meet me at the &NAME station , I 'll be there at &NUM : &NUM Hope you are STILL well . &NAME &NUM and a half hours on the coach . &NAME Oh , I 've lost your phone number , what is it ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) p.s. my phone number is &NUM &NUM &NUM &CHAR xxx &NAME , I thought last night that one obvious solution to the cars up north on &NAME 2nd question is to take your car not ours . Then you have more freedom and &NAME will be there with his car for our transport . Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: ( no subject ) hello . &NAME 's birthday . please be at sorrento 's on mon for &NUM , then we can order during happy hour . there will be bowling afterwards for those who want it . umm , have paid the deposit , you all owe me £ &NUM , please can you bring it on the night ? thanks . love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) Dear &NAME , &NAME , my friend ! I am indeed back in &NAME , as you so rightly guessed ... I got back on Wednesday , having left at 6am to get here - ugh ! So far , I have had collections ( this afternoon ) : the first &NUM essays went as well as could be expected seeing as I find the topics difficult , the third was really terrible ! But I do n't mind for now , " tho I suppose I will when my tutors get cross and ask me why it was so bad . Why are you so tired already ? How did your presentation go ? Is that the reason you 're so tired out already ? Other than work , I hope you 're enjoying being back . I was n't at all looking forward to it , but now I 'm here , things are ( as always ) much better than I expected . Last night a couple of friends and I decided to brighten up our flat by making decorations out of &NAME Street sweets and stringing them up in our living room - they look really cheerful , like fairy lights ! I 'm off to formal hall in half an hour so I 'd better go , but if there 's anything you 'd like me to pray for you this term , please let me know . Lots of love from &NAME xxx On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , &NAME ! Welcome back to &NAME , I hope this term is not too stressful for you ! I 've settled back once more into life here in &NAME , and I think it seems that I 've been here way more that &NUM days . I 'm already zonk-ed . Oh well . Are you in &NAME now ? Well obviously you are if you are reading this , but what I mean is that , when did you get back ? I hope you enjoyed the holidays , and it was good to see you . &NUM day , when we 're old and grey , we can watch the Uke video , and " chuckle " ho , ho , ho , ( cough ) at how 'drole " we were ! Keep well , girl . And , really , Is n't it time you went home ? &SMILEY Love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME , Yeah , &NUM is usually a pretty good mark . I assume the &NAME scales are comparable to others . So a good start . I hope the book is helpful , although the medical stats slant might be a bit confusing of course . &NAME all is going well with the new module , Love , Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: ( no subject ) Hello ! hope you slept ok and are feeling slightly ( I 'm not expecting miracles ! ) better today . It was good to talk to you last night , although I really think I should n't have gone on about you know who ( and I dont mean &NAME ! ) quite so much ! Oh well , will be praying for you pal , love &NAME x &NAME , go back to Asian Markets &NAME is here , yes . She has a yahoo account , I do n't. We 'll see what we can do . &NAME SUBJECT: ( no subject ) &NAME , hope you is ok pal . love , cares and prayers , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) ooo , scary , where are you ? " &NAME &NAME &NAME " wrote : thanks . hi &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) This is NOT helpful . &NAME , you are best friends with a computer , and &NAME , it 's your DEGREE ! ! Where is the knowledge , the erudition , the learnedness ? I am now not sure whether I need the help or you both do . &NAME ( slightly irritated ) P.S. Am adding &NAME so he does n't feel left out . Also , he may be able to help me . Unlike SOME people . &NAME &NAME wrote : After consultation with &NAME , he says : I do n't really know . So , a suggestion is : " look in the help file " &NAME this helps ( as if ) &CHAR " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Also , sorry , a technical point . Do you know how I create an address list in &NAME without adding all the people that I want to put in it to my own address book ? If you are busy , do n't worry about it . I can always ask &NAME these third years . They have nothing to do ... Hi &NAME , &NAME will receive your e-mail by &NUM noon tomorrow ( Sunday ) . You 're welcome to send more e-mails to this address . &NAME will always receive them by the next day at the latest . &NAME &NAME 's going well and you 're enjoying yourself , &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: list management &NAME , to manage your profile for this list you 'll need to visit &WEBSITE Do n't send unsub messages to the list like this person as it simply goes out to all the subscribers Perhaps whover owns or manages this list would consider adding this useful information and the link as a footer to appewr in the messages so we all do n't get bothered by these requests . &NAME : Looking for more &NAME jobs , &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME : see &WEBSITE Cheers Could you please add me to the &NAME jobs mailing list . . ... also &EMAIL if possible . ... Many thanks ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME Science and Technology Park &NAME &NAME 8GU T: &NUM &CHAR : &NUM Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: New Email Address Please send emails to this new address : &EMAIL Any emails sent to this address get forwarded to my current email address , whatever it is . Thanks for everything , I 've had &NUM amazing years in &NAME and next year I will be starting a &NUM year law conversion course in &NAME which I am very much looking forward to . Wherever we end up I will always consider you good friends and if I can help at any point in the future , let me know . Yours , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) I seem to be fully booked till next week , so maybe a week on Tuesday ? Have to check with &NAME about Godspell stuff , but provisionally , that would be good . Love &NAME &CHAR " &NAME &NAME &NAME " wrote : Dear &NAME , Thanks for the invite ! I would love to come over sometime . When is best for you ? How about in a week or so 's time , so that I can sort out my life here , which as yet I have to do ... Feel free to pop around to &NAME 's anytime too . It would be good to see you . &NAME " &NAME &NAME " wrote : Dear &NAME , On the subject of messages on your door , I did leave you one at the same time as &NAME 's. If you want to , let me know when you 're free and you are welcome to come round for a meal or just for the ( doubtful ) pleasure of seeing me ! Love &NAME &CHAR &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME hello everyone , a tired &NAME writing to you here just to let you know that I am alive and well and slowly becoming accustomed to life in &NAME , and even managing to ride my bike around town without falling off or wobbling most of the time ! I am telling you all now that unless you want the shock of your life then avoid &NAME courses at all costs . ... I think I have done more work in the last &NUM weeks than I did in &NUM years at &NAME . ... At the moment I am in the computer room working on a power point and a presentation for tomorrow . . ... I am definitely not the intellectual equal of the people I am working with and so I am finding it hard to follow them at times . ... anyway . ... This morning I had a great lecture on classroom management and in general the course is REALLY interesting and the school I 'm at is also cool although I have to get up at &NUM &NUM in order to get there in the morning . . ... a bit of a shock to the system I can tell you ! My mentor is this lovely lady called &NAME who I already think is better than sliced bread . She is just fab . Anyway , life here on the whole is good although I have had times of high stress and overwhelmment and also lots of longing to be in &NAME again with all my lovely friends and safe &NAME &NAME college to hide in. ... but each day is a new challenge here and I keep reminding myself to face them instead of running away scared ! &NAME and &NAME ( my housemates ) are just SUPER and the house is great . I have also met some other nice people and I especially like all the people who go to my school ( very ordinary and non intellectual , very &NAME friendly ! ) &NAME , I 'd better get on with my presentation , sorry for the lack of communication over the summer but I will be always on the computers now and promise to make an endaevour to reply to any messages . My new e-mail address is &EMAIL so please reply to that . . ... thanks ! Lots and lots of love to you all and I look forward to hearing from you , love &NAME &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here Dear &NAME , ok , thanks that would be cool . ... I 'm supposed to be going to &NAME for a SPEAK arts meeting that weekend and I absolutely promised to go , but I will try to get out of it ... after all , &NAME will never be &NUM one again ! love &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Guys , do you want to go up to &NAME together for &NAME 's b-day ? I guess it would be cheaper than each one of us goin on the train . I could drive . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE well you could all come to my house on &NAME for lunch if you like and I 'll cook something ( mainly because &NAME ca n't ever remember me cooking ... ) or we could meet somewhere and go out for Sunday lunch ? ( yes , I know it 's a Sunday &NAME that 's why I 'm offering you &NUM options ) I have stacks of work to do so ca n't be too long and definitely ca n't do Saturday ... let me know if all or some of you would like to come &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hey &NAME , &NAME and &NAME I 'm going to be in &NAME this weekend . Do you guys ( and &NAME too , if she is free , &NAME ) want to meet up some time ? Where ? When ? Keep well , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE PS . Please reply soon as I 'm hoping not to check this again after tomorrow morning and before sunday ( does that make sense ? ) On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hey &NAME , &NAME and &NAME I 'm going to be in &NAME this weekend . Do you guys ( and &NAME too , if she is free , &NAME ) want to meet up some time ? Where ? When ? Keep well , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE It 's called &NAME College , in &NAME &NAME ... do you want me to find out the exact address ? hope all 's well , thanks for Sunday , &NAME &CHAR On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Can you send me the name of your school please , so that I can work out the route to your school for next weekend ? Thanks ! The trip in fuel , according to the &NAME will cost £ &NUM in total , so split between the &NUM of us , that will be about £ &NUM &NUM or &NUM each . I hope that is okay . Looking forward to seeing you ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: new email address hello people , as I wo n't see many of you for a while or even ever again ( ! ) I thought I 'd let you know my new email address so we can keep in contact ... &EMAIL It 's been great to know you guys , happy holidays , bye for now , love &NAME xx SUBJECT: Wednesday , 9.30pm place : &NAME Hall - &NAME &NAME 's Birthday &NAME ! ! Dear People who know &NAME . ... &NAME has asked me to remind you that tomorrow evening ( Wed ) at 9.30pm in the &NAME &NAME , there will be a ceilidh to celebrate his 21st birthday ( which , by the way , was yesterday ! ) . Spread the word , come along , and have fun ! See you there , &NAME &CHAR &NAME , you 're most welcome ( re the coffee ) ! As you 'll no doubt guess from my non-appearance today , I too am returning to &NAME tomorrow ( &NAME ) . Enjoy settling in ! ! ! See you soon , &NAME &SMILEY Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: ( no subject ) ps , if you can come ( and do n't if it 's too much hassle ) , the rehaearsal 's in the &NAME room ( far end of cranmer , just in case ) . love &NAME xx SUBJECT: SUBJECT: &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : ( no subject ) errr ... thanks . I think ! your poetry is original in the extreme ! love &NAME xx " T.S. &NAME " wrote : I should like in rhyming prose to announce with ne' &NAME a rose that my presence will appear at your party to cause some cheer . Smile you may at this grand news and perhaps go and buy new shoes , though this dear girl is needed not your taste , as ever difines the 'dot " . That dot which centres ever zone , and causes friends to say " oh clone me like that special friend . . ... &NAME " &NAME lecture I 'm late for now. . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM " guys " ... can you tell me whether I will see you at &NAME 's or sometime near christmas ? if not , will post your presents . if so , see you there . thanks , love &NAME ps , yes , &NAME , you may actually have to reply . sorry . &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: ( no subject ) I do n't think I need to prompt anyone to pray for whats happened today , but I 'm going to do so and I guess I wanted to know that all you guys were too . I wanted to remember that we 're all &NUM family , wherever we live and that though things happen that &NAME does n't want , he still has a purpose and will use those who know him for that purpose . And I guess that means for us : prayer . I hope that &NAME 's peace can be felt somehow tonight in &NAME , and that he might comfort those who are mourning , that this does n't lead to the kind of retribution that will cost even more civilian people 's lives , that somehow &NAME 's light will shine even in this darkness . &NAME bless , &NAME . &NAME , &NAME Hello . I am alive and well , you will be pleased to hear . I am missing &NAME quite a lot , and she is missing me even more , which is not very good . Other than that . ... I was thinking that as we have been given a limit on amount of money to be spent this christmas , what we ( &NAME , &NAME and &CHAR ) can do for people is make some &NAME 's of us playing music ? like Christmas carols or other pieces ? I do n't know , what do you think ? Do you think that you ( &NAME ) could download some multitrack / multiband recording software for either the &NAME or our comuper at home ? Hope you are both well ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Ode to &NAME Dearest random boys , what happened to you last night ? Call that rambling conversation an ode ? Well , it 's nice to know you think of me in my absence . Hope you had fun ! &NAME : &NAME , sure ... I 'll wake you up at &NAME ! &NAME : 'my heart beats with love for thee ? ? " . &NAME , not quite . I 'm not a &NAME ! ! &NAME : You cannot do poetry ! ! " You guys are freaks ! ! " - you never said a truer word ( but include yourself as one of the " guys " there ! ! I love you guys ! Have a good day and see you all later ( hopefully ) . &NAME xxx PS - &NAME - have you seen the new screensaver thingy for the &NAME on the network computers ? ? They feature you ! ( well , &NAME &NAME ! ) &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME : &NAME &NAME , &NAME : &NAME has something to say to you ... In the form of a poem which you may compose . No , no no , you 're meant to make one up &NAME : Oh &NAME : &NAME ! Check for new messages ... &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : What ! Oh , blah , blah blah &NAME : Here we go , Ode to &NAME &NAME , &NAME says to wake him up at armegeddon , I do n't know why , but I do as I 'm told . That may be a long way off but ( dramatic music ) it could be tomorrow . When the clouds are grey and fill the troubled sky with thunder when the sheep are in the fields and the fish are in the fish and chips shop , &NAME : my heart beats with love for thee . &NAME : &NAME , I guess . &NAME ... I heard the rocks crying out , be praised for your tenderness for these works of your hands ... &NAME : that 's plagerism &NAME : I really do n't know what &NAME is going to say . &NAME : it 's not just plagerism , it 's blasphemous . &NAME : If only electrons could be seen , Imagine this . &NUM hydrogen atoms walk into a bar ( or church for those Christians out there ) One says to another , " Hey , I think I 've lost an electron . " the other &NUM replies , in a suitably squeaky voice , " Are you sure ? " The other guy replies , " Yeah , baby , I 'm positive . " &NAME , bad chemistry joke , but then it 's chemistry after all . Now serious geology jokes . ... &NAME ! &NAME : &NAME , a horse walks into a bar , and the bartender says . ... ( drum-roll ) ... " Why the long face ? " ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! &CHAR classic of our time . &NAME : It has to be true to what we say &NAME : " &NAME turn me on " &NAME : You guys are freaks ! &NAME : OK , now let 's have &NAME . &NAME : No , I did n't say that you freak , it 's &NAME &NAME : " I like them furry " &NAME : Really ! when I loose control , the conversation really goes down hill , does n't it ! &NAME : I was wondering if we should make this a weekly publication . &NAME : &NAME , poor &NAME . &NAME : I hope you liked the " Ode to &NAME " . Though I 'm not quite sure what an ode is , I think that this is probably one of the finest ever . &NAME : Allow me ! &NAME : right ! &NAME , men , say your good byes ! SUBJECT: Oh yes ... The newest songs are " Run " and " If Only " , which was written yesterday ! SUBJECT: Re : &NUM more to go ! ! ! Dear &NAME , Just a quick email to say that I am thinking and praying for you in your last exam . You 're probably sitting in the exam hall as I type ! Love , &NAME xxx On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear Homegroup people , Just a quick note to let you all know that the exams have all gone fine so far ! ( even the one today ! ) Just &NUM more tommorow morning . Earth History and the Biosphere ( urgh ! ) Thanks so much for all your prayers , Take Care guys ! ! ! &NAME SUBJECT: on fear At times all of us experience fear . But do n't allow fear to keep you from being used by &NAME . He has kept you thus far ; trust Him for the rest of the way . -- &NAME &NAME ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Health - Feel better , live better &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : oops I would have assumed from your previous e-mails that you were " going out " . I will check the file . Glad you slept . &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME CB2 2SR On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : I did n't mean to send that last file ... oh well . Here is the proper one . ... And on another note , in true &NAME &NAME style I am now going out with &NAME . &NAME , eh ? &NAME of for me too , but I was running out of reasons for going to see her , and so it seems like it was the right thing to do . I wonder what mom will say now ? ! ! ! &NAME - Grrr. ... I ca n't believe I have' nt sent his birthday card yet ! Oh dear ! I 'll try to get it to him by tomorrow . Still , if you could get him to check his e-mail I would appreciate that . I slept much better last night , taking the night pill . &NAME ! Hope you are well , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : opps ( sic ) &NAME ! That 's &NAME ! I would now like to see the real thing to prove it is n't a picture of a Martian landscape or the surface scan of a &NAME 's hamburger . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : opps ( sic ) &NAME ! That 's &NAME ! I would now like to see the real thing to prove it is n't a picture of a Martian landscape or the surface scan of a &NAME 's hamburger . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Please note that by popular demand the &NAME &NAME &NAME will begin tomorrow at &NAME as previously advertised , not at 3.45pm . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Please note that the test will be a closed book test as in previous years and as stated earlier , but as a concession to fairness those students taking the test tomorrow afternoon , and only those taking the test tomorrow afternoon , may collect a copy of the handout and references for tomorrows lecture today , if they want . This will give them the opportunity to look at the lecture material before the lecture and the test on Tuesday , so as to not unfairly disadvantage them . I will also start the Tuesday afternoon test at &NUM not &NUM so as to give those students taking the Tuesday test a bit more time to look through their lecture notes . Students taking the test on Wednesday morning will be given the handouts with the lecture in the normal way . Any queries see me &NAME SUBJECT: Re : [ ouihc ] hockey &NAME ( Fwd ) I probably will not be home before &NUM : &NUM so I will not be able to call tonight . The weekend sounds rather busy , especially &NAME night . &NAME might cope with &NUM meals . I mentioned &NAME to &NAME . No particular reaction to report but I am sure she will talk to you when she gets back . Perhaps Sat night or Sunday will work . I am not REALLY worried about you being silly ! Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME 6BT UK SUBJECT: Re : [ ouihc ] hockey &NAME ( Fwd ) &NAME , Very true . &NAME flies home tonight so wo n't be back till &NAME afternoon . I thought I should write to you after your phone call on Monday but given the activities of the week ( , and uncertainty as to what to say ! ) I have not . Perhaps I will try to call you tonight . ( I trust you realize that the parental responsibility in such a situation is to be conservative ! ) Love , Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME 6BT UK On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : wow ! The Man is skilled ! ! ! hope you are well , Dad ! &NAME comes home today ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Yes , I was able to view them and I even did it directly from Pine ! &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME UK &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... Hello everyone . Re &NAME 's e-mail Parachuting or absailing also good . I 've never done either of those . Perhaps we should ask &NAME to see what she would prefer ? I mean , what if she hates horses ? Please pray for me , as I look for a job . Looking forward to seeing you guys . &NAME Does she like horses ? Hello everyone except &NAME ... Re : &NAME 's birthday ... I 've been struggling for ideas for a present for &NAME but remembered today that she often says that she 's missed out on lots of things because she did n't go on exciting holidays when she was little . Now , clearly we ca n't take her backpacking &NAME &NAME , but some of the things are more managable . Specifically , she 's never been horse riding . There are &NUM places in &NAME that I 've got phone numbers for from the internet , but before I ring to book her a session , I was just wondering if &CHAR ) you thought it was a good idea and &CHAR ) if anyone else would like to come . You 'll have to pay for yourselves though ! And I need to check that it wo n't interfere with anyone else 's plans for Monday . I was also wondering if perhaps there was a way of turning the day into an activity day for Ruth-perhaps there are other fun things she has n't done that we could book for her as birthday presents , like absailing or parachuting ( or then again , maybe not ! ) . So let me know what you think , hope this message makes some kind of sense , looking forward to seeing you all on saturday , lots of love , &NAME SUBJECT: Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... Dear everyone , The holiday ... We are going to a village called &NAME . We have the house from &NUM noon on Saturday the 6th July to &NUM noon on Saturday the 13th July . So people can arrive any time after &NUM noon on Saturday . If you 're arriving via train and need picked up from the nearest station ( &NAME ) then speak to &NAME or &NAME as they are bringing their cars . Things to bring ... Sleeping bag , pillow and pillow-case ( if possible as there are not enough pillows for us all there ) , tea towel , the usual stuff like clothes . Special request from &NAME for as many people as possible to bring garden spades ... ( obviously if you 're coming a long way by train you might want to think twice about this , but the more the merrier ) . People might want to bring board games , cds , books , etc. I guess some people will be bring a football , aerobie , sporting equipment ? Food ... We have come up with a flexible guide to who 's cooking together . &NAME , &NAME ( barbeque ) , &NAME & &NAME , &NAME & &NAME , &NAME & &NAME , &NAME . &NAME this is okay with everyone . We will need &NUM evening meals , and if you can count then you 'll see there 's only &NUM lots of people - reason is that it 's &NAME 's birthday ( ! ) on the Monday and she would like us to celebrate with her by going out for PIZZA ! Anyway , we can sort out who does which days and so on when we get there and obviously the &NAME will be dependent on the weather . Ca n't think of any more to say right now except have a great week whatever you 're doing and I look forward to seeing you all on Saturday . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... Does she like horses ? Hello everyone except &NAME ... Re : &NAME 's birthday ... I 've been struggling for ideas for a present for &NAME but remembered today that she often says that she 's missed out on lots of things because she did n't go on exciting holidays when she was little . Now , clearly we ca n't take her backpacking &NAME &NAME , but some of the things are more managable . Specifically , she 's never been horse riding . There are &NUM places in &NAME that I 've got phone numbers for from the internet , but before I ring to book her a session , I was just wondering if &CHAR ) you thought it was a good idea and &CHAR ) if anyone else would like to come . You 'll have to pay for yourselves though ! And I need to check that it wo n't interfere with anyone else 's plans for Monday . I was also wondering if perhaps there was a way of turning the day into an activity day for Ruth-perhaps there are other fun things she has n't done that we could book for her as birthday presents , like absailing or parachuting ( or then again , maybe not ! ) . So let me know what you think , hope this message makes some kind of sense , looking forward to seeing you all on saturday , lots of love , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... Hi everyone . ... sorry have n't been able to check e-mails until today . . ... and do n't bother replying as I probably wo n't be able to check again but just to say that I am VERY allergic to horses so unless you want me unable to breathe then I wo n't come horseriding and also I like &NAME am very broke at the moment but I would seriously be happy to go for a walk or something whilst you went horse riding or I could finish the fourth &NAME &NAME which I am addicted to at the moment . ... Hope you are all well , ca n't wait to see you all on saturday , much much love &NAME From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME " , &NAME : , , , , , Subject : Re : Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hello everyone . Re &NAME 's e-mail Parachuting or absailing also good . I 've never done either of those . Perhaps we should ask &NAME to see what she would prefer ? I mean , what if she hates horses ? Please pray for me , as I look for a job . Looking forward to seeing you guys . &NAME From : " &NAME " To : &NAME : ; ; ; ; ; ; Sent : Monday , July &NUM , &NUM &NUM : &NUM PM Subject : Re : Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... Does she like horses ? Hello everyone except &NAME ... Re : &NAME 's birthday ... I 've been struggling for ideas for a present for &NAME but remembered today that she often says that she 's missed out on lots of things because she did n't go on exciting holidays when she was little . Now , clearly we ca n't take her backpacking &NAME &NAME , but some of the things are more managable . Specifically , she 's never been horse riding . There are &NUM places in &NAME that I 've got phone numbers for from the internet , but before I ring to book her a session , I was just wondering if &CHAR ) you thought it was a good idea and &CHAR ) if anyone else would like to come . You 'll have to pay for yourselves though ! And I need to check that it wo n't interfere with anyone else 's plans for Monday . I was also wondering if perhaps there was a way of turning the day into an activity day for Ruth-perhaps there are other fun things she has n't done that we could book for her as birthday presents , like absailing or parachuting ( or then again , maybe not ! ) . So let me know what you think , hope this message makes some kind of sense , looking forward to seeing you all on saturday , lots of love , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . Click Here SUBJECT: Re : Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... Hello everyone except &NAME ... Re : &NAME 's birthday ... I 've been struggling for ideas for a present for &NAME but remembered today that she often says that she 's missed out on lots of things because she did n't go on exciting holidays when she was little . Now , clearly we ca n't take her backpacking &NAME &NAME , but some of the things are more managable . Specifically , she 's never been horse riding . There are &NUM places in &NAME that I 've got phone numbers for from the internet , but before I ring to book her a session , I was just wondering if &CHAR ) you thought it was a good idea and &CHAR ) if anyone else would like to come . You 'll have to pay for yourselves though ! And I need to check that it wo n't interfere with anyone else 's plans for Monday . I was also wondering if perhaps there was a way of turning the day into an activity day for Ruth-perhaps there are other fun things she has n't done that we could book for her as birthday presents , like absailing or parachuting ( or then again , maybe not ! ) . So let me know what you think , hope this message makes some kind of sense , looking forward to seeing you all on saturday , lots of love , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... I 'm sorry , I know this is dull , but can it please not be somthing too expensive , because I literally have no money . I do n't mind what you do , it can not involve me , but I 'm just apprising you of the situation ! &NAME . From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME " , &NAME : , , , , , Subject : Re : Our &NAME &NAME is about to begin ... &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hello everyone . Re &NAME 's e-mail Parachuting or absailing also good . I 've never done either of those . Perhaps we should ask &NAME to see what she would prefer ? I mean , what if she hates horses ? Please pray for me , as I look for a job . Looking forward to seeing you guys . &NAME Does she like horses ? Hello everyone except &NAME ... Re : &NAME 's birthday ... I 've been struggling for ideas for a present for &NAME but remembered today that she often says that she 's missed out on lots of things because she did n't go on exciting holidays when she was little . Now , clearly we ca n't take her backpacking &NAME &NAME , but some of the things are more managable . Specifically , she 's never been horse riding . There are &NUM places in &NAME that I 've got phone numbers for from the internet , but before I ring to book her a session , I was just wondering if &CHAR ) you thought it was a good idea and &CHAR ) if anyone else would like to come . You 'll have to pay for yourselves though ! And I need to check that it wo n't interfere with anyone else 's plans for Monday . I was also wondering if perhaps there was a way of turning the day into an activity day for Ruth-perhaps there are other fun things she has n't done that we could book for her as birthday presents , like absailing or parachuting ( or then again , maybe not ! ) . So let me know what you think , hope this message makes some kind of sense , looking forward to seeing you all on saturday , lots of love , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . Click Here SUBJECT: Out of Office &NAME : &NAME &NAME &NAME The Operational Headquarters of &NAME &NAME in &NAME has received your email . Please be informed that we are unable to respond individually to unsolicited general inquiries . Applications are processed for open vacancies only . Unfortunately the Headquarters are not involved in the enquiries of individual business units . If you have contacted us regarding this , please see our website &WEBSITE Group . SUBJECT: Out of the office Your message has been received , but not read . I will return to the office on April &NUM . &NAME , &NAME d' &NAME SUBJECT: paleo I get slightly different equations than you do . the only important difference appears to be the polynomial for before mass extinction where I have a smaller and not significant coefficient for quadratic term . Slopes are different statistically before and after ( if restrict yourself to linear models ) . So you could say that the growth trend picks up somewhat after the mass extinction event which hit the brachs harder . What else do you need ? Remember we are off to &NAME tomorrow . Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Re : &NAME argh , yes indeed I do have . Will get them to you somehow - even if it 's only on monday - is that okay ? you also keep smiling - but do remember that it 's not compulsory all the time - rejoice in the &NAME alway and give thanks in all circumstances but not necessarily smile - I mean , dieting is REALLY HARD ! ! ! ! Hope you 're okay - one does find oneself messed up sometyimes without even realising how one got there in the first place ! And you suddenly look up and relise your completely lost without a map going aaaa ? &NAME , help ! &NAME good map but not always obvious . am blathering - and typing with gloves on ! &NAME bless , &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Hi &NAME , I was wondering if you still have my paleo projects from last year still . If you do , can I get them back at some time ? Keep smiling . &NAME is good , even if life is n't always the most fun . Trust him in everything . That 's easy to say and hard to do . Love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Pancakes Hello . Just to say ... I 'll be in my house tomorrow from 2.30ish , and I 'll be cooking pancakes for those who want them . If you can manage the long , steep , arduous trek , you are welcome to come . I expect food will tempt some of you . BUT ... Do n't come without telling me first , because I need to know how much stuff to buy . This does not involve phoning my on my doorstep and intimating that you wish to partake . Give me at least an hour 's notice , otherwise you might be sharing a pancake with &NUM other people . &NAME , warn me , preferably by text , because I wo n't check my email after about &NUM 30am . If I do n't see you , enjoy &NAME Tuesday . Why &NAME ? Love &NAME &CHAR P.S. For the uninitiated , my house is &NUM &NAME Street . That 's the second street on the right off &NAME Terrace . If you do n't know where &NAME Terrace is ... you should get out more . &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME My bank manager has requested that pancakes not be unlimited . Eat lunch first . SUBJECT: Parachuting Hello all and welcome to a chance of a lifetime ( and no I 'm not advertising porn or debt consolidation like the other &NUM emails in your inbox ) . I turn &NUM on October 25th and I have a question for you all . Who would like to join me in parachuting around that date ? If you 've always thought about parachuting but never really imagined it happening , let me tell you something , it 's now or never . When else would you do it anyway ? The bargain : &NUM of course would not pay for you BUT &NAME ( &NAME University Freefall Club ) offers the best deal , one that you would n't find outside University . There are &NUM options : &NUM ) &NAME : &NUM minutes tuition , you are then strapped to an instructor , freefall &NUM seconds from &NUM , &NUM feet , followed by &NUM minutes descent ( unless the parachute breaks and then it might be quicker ) &NUM ) &NAME &NAME : &NUM hours training ( &NUM or &NUM evenings ) , then solo jump from &NUM , &NUM feet , parachute opens as you jump away from the plane Basically , if it 's a one off , tandem 's the way to go : £ &NUM with no cheap 2nd jumps . If you want to take it further , &NAME is the way to go : £ &NUM with any further jumps in the future only £ &NUM ! ! ! ! working towards solo freefalling after &NUM jumps . I 'm keen to do either but want to know which you 'd prefer . My big question to YOU ! is will you rise to the challenge ? I do n't want to jump alone and this is an excuse to &NAME and fulfil a destiny ( goran ivanisevic ) , and I invite you to join me . I fear costs will be a barrier , but let me say this : It wo n't be getting any cheaper We have &NUM weeks , and we ALL can cut corners and save enough if we really wanted to do it . Your choice . Let me know Yes or No and then we can go along to the Freefall Club in &NAME week to sign up . Hope you 're all well . &NAME PS Oh , &NUM thing , do any of you guys feel a barrier to getting in touch with people over the holidays , kind of like either they should be too busy , or you should , or you kind of forget how good friends they are ? Strange really , &NAME &NAME A lot of you are n't &NAME , but you are still more than welcome , only of course you would have to come up to &NAME to do the parachuting ( and would be welcome to sleep on my / a friend 's floor ) . I 'll also make sure it costs you no more to parachute than it does us through &NAME , bye ! ! Ring me for enquires ! : &NUM &NUM Anyone I know not on the email list is also welcome , invite them . Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: PARTY ! ! ! ! Hey everyone - Come and eat pancakes and icecream in &NAME &CHAR on Saturday evening ! " Why ? " you ask ? To help celebrate &NUM fantastic birthdays - &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME ... &NAME and &NAME are &NUM and &NAME is &NUM ! WHERE AND WHEN ? &NUM &NAME Saturday 4th May , &NAME &CHAR ( &NAME and &NAME 's flat ) , &NAME It would be great if everyone could bring something yummy to have with icecream and pancakes ( I 'm thinking wafers , chocolate drops , chocolate biscuits , flakes , anything chocolate , sprinkles , sauce , etc. ! ! ) . Drinks also appreciated . ( Also , if anyone wants to bring jelly - this would also be fab ! ) See you all there ! Please feel free to invite anyone we 've missed . SUBJECT: PARTY ! ! Salve amici ! ! I trust you 're all fine and &NAME , as well as being exteremely busy with work , plays , football , climbing ( that 's just for you , &NAME ! ) and lots of nearly-end-of- term-Christmas socialising ! ( apologies to you fellow abroad peops , who are probably not doing any of those things ... ! ) I know it 's been a couple of weeks since &CHAR last emailed , it 's been all go here , with a whirlwind of revision ( yes , it did happen , it 's not a typing error ! ) last week for my exam . I suddenly realised on monday that I did n't know anything about futurism , or anything else before or after it . and I had to speak in italian - nice one ! did n't have a clue what to expect and thought we might have to do a presentation or just have a chat . it ended up being a chat with the lecturer , who 's really nice . all I had to do was talk a bit about my favourite paintings and then tell her about &NAME . a really tough exam ! somehow &CHAR came out with &NUM / &NUM - &CHAR reckon she just made up a mark and gave it to me , &CHAR hardly knew anything ! ! So anyway after that exam stress ( ! ) , decided we had to celebrate our results , and on Monday , &NAME , &NAME and I went to &NAME . Took a long time to get there by bus , train and tram but found the hostel quickly and walked along the sea front which was lit up . Was told that the city is n't very nice but it 's still somewhere you have to go to ! I did n't think it was that bad , but there are lots of other prettier cities here , so I can understand what they mean . The next day we went to &NAME , which is more like a resort , and a place where celebraties go ( lots of yachts and posh hotels , darling ! ) I loved it there . Was really relaxing , after the caos of &NAME ! Now I 'm back here for a bit . Then I 'm going to watch &NAME play Inter , at &NAME next week . Am meeting up with &NAME &NAME and some friends to watch the second leg . ( We won &NUM last time ! ! ) And there ends the exciting update on what I 'm up to ! ! BUT the main reason I 'm emailing , is to say that the NEW YEAR 'S PARTY is still on . If you all want to come , it is ... ! ! At the moment , I do n't have a clue about any details , that can wait til nearer the time . But I would LOVE to see you all and for it to go ahead . Some of you , I have n't seen since July - how long is that ! &NAME and &NAME are probably going to &NAME 's party instead , but are hoping to make it to my house on New Year 's Day , so hopefully we could make it into a &NUM day thing , so that &NAME can see everyone as well ! Also please feel free to invite anyone , especially as I did n't have everyone 's email addresses , both in our year and other years . Just thought I 'd better email you all now , while you 're still at college . Looking forward to hear from everyone ! lots of love &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: party &NAME , Are you coming to my party on Sunday ? &NAME is , of course , welcome aswell . Later , &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : Passage and &NAME Have a good time - and I 'll see you tomorrow . &NAME x " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Very busy day . Busy busy busy . Projects and Explore ! &NAME &NAME wrote : Thanks &NAME - I really appreciate being able to join your group . It was good on Monday - &CHAR like you guys . Hope you 're okay and not too tired &SMILEY Have you got a busy day ? Love &NAME &NAME About the party ... I think we should probably have jelly and icecream in the Vac Kitchen and then possibly go down to the &NAME Hall for Games - and &NAME would like to join us as well - is that okay ? SUBJECT: Re : Passage and &NAME May 4th and yes &NAME does want to join in. Try and book the Vac Kitchen ( 7pm + ) and the &NAME Hall for 9pm + . We 'll have to make sure there 's room in freezers for icecream ! ! &NAME x " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Oh &NAME , Shall I e-mail &NAME about the Party ? Which day was it again ? And does &NAME want to join us ? &NAME &NAME wrote : Have a good time - and I 'll see you tomorrow . &NAME x " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Very busy day . Busy busy busy . Projects and Explore ! &NAME &NAME wrote : Thanks &NAME - I really appreciate being able to join your group . It was good on Monday - &CHAR like you guys . Hope you 're okay and not too tired &SMILEY Have you got a busy day ? Love &NAME &NAME About the party ... I think we should probably have jelly and icecream in the Vac Kitchen and then possibly go down to the &NAME Hall for Games - and &NAME would like to join us as well - is that okay ? &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Passage and &NAME Thanks &NAME - I really appreciate being able to join your group . It was good on Monday - &CHAR like you guys . Hope you 're okay and not too tired &SMILEY Have you got a busy day ? Love &NAME &NAME About the party ... I think we should probably have jelly and icecream in the Vac Kitchen and then possibly go down to the &NAME Hall for Games - and &NAME would like to join us as well - is that okay ? Love &NAME &CHAR " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Hi &NAME ... Here is the passage for this week . We 're looking at Chapter &NUM . There is a link below to the commentary on this passage which might also be good to look at . Commentaries are great because they put things in perspective and context . So if you could read at least the passage before hand ( whether online or in your Bible , &NAME ! ) and if you want the commentary too , then we can bash around some ideas and thoughts about what is being said . I hope your quiet times are going well as well . Please pray for mine , as I have n't been able to concentrate very well . You guys are a great group ! Lots of love , &NAME &WEBSITE &NAME &NUM Doing &NAME to All 1Brothers , if someone is caught in a sin , you who are spiritual should restore him gently . But watch yourself , or you also may be tempted . 2Carry each other 's burdens , and in this way you will fulfill the law of &NAME . &NAME anyone thinks he is something when he is nothing , he deceives himself . 4Each one should test his own actions . Then he can take pride in himself , without comparing himself to somebody else , 5for each one should carry his own load . 6Anyone who receives instruction in the word must share all good things with his instructor . &NAME not be deceived : &NAME cannot be mocked . A man reaps what he sows . 8The &NUM who sows to please his sinful nature , from that nature [ &NUM ] will reap destruction ; the one who sows to please the &NAME , from the &NAME will reap eternal life . 9Let us not become weary in doing good , for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up . 10Therefore , as we have opportunity , let us do good to all people , especially to those who belong to the family of believers . Not Circumcision but a New Creation 11See what large letters I use as I write to you with my own hand ! 12Those who want to make a good impression outwardly are trying to compel you to be circumcised . The only reason they do this is to avoid being persecuted for the cross of &NAME . 13Not even those who are circumcised obey the law , yet they want you to be circumcised that they may boast about your flesh . 14May &NUM never boast except in the cross of our &NAME &NAME &NAME , through which [ &NUM ] the world has been crucified to me , and &NUM to the world . 15Neither circumcision nor uncircumcision means anything ; what counts is a new creation . 16Peace and mercy to all who follow this rule , even to the &NAME of &NAME . 17Finally , let no one cause me trouble , for &NUM bear on my body the marks of &NAME . 18The grace of our &NAME &NAME &NAME be with your spirit , brothers . Amen . Show footnotes &NUM &NUM : &NUM Or his flesh , from the flesh &NUM &NUM : &NUM Or whom &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : passport &NAME , Yes , we can send the passport with &NAME . At the moment , I do not think &NAME and I are going to come up as &NAME has things on during the weekend . Still have n't made a final decision yet however . Glad you survived the hockey . Check out the stretching exercises . &NAME has his first rugby match today . To bad I am in &NAME . Even more glad you are still having fun ! Take care , Dad &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Address ) &NAME &NAME &NAME Institute of Public Health University &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR On Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hello dad , I 'm going to &NAME before I return to &NAME , so if &NAME is coming up at half term , can you give him my passport so that I can get that off him . Will you and mom be coming too ? played hockey last night , and pulled a few leg muscles , as I always do at the start of term . Still , I 'm able to walk this morning ! Thank you &NAME ! ! ! ! Term is well underway now , and work is really picking up . Still , I 'm having fun . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME No worries &NAME . I 'll be getting into &NAME at about &NUM . Do you want me to wait at the station ? &CHAR Hi &NAME , Re peterbrough , I think it is looking likely that I will want you to go to the station at &NAME , if that is okay with you . It will save a lot of time , I think . The trip in fuel , according to the &NAME will cost £ &NUM each way , so split between the &NUM of us , that will be about £ &NUM or &NUM each . I hope that is okay . Talk soon , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME , I have done as you said , &CHAR geological guru , and forwarded your message . Hope your exams finish in style ! By the way , my Dad is Dr. &NAME - which I corrected for you ! Not that he 's a militant bigot about people it , that 's just for reference ! ! His email address is &EMAIL should you need it . Is Rheology and &NAME nice ? I have Sedimentary tomorrow and I have n't done ANYTHING for it . And I mean that . Oh well . Best of luck for your funding ! love &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Dear &NAME , Thank you for your message and all the news about what has been going on with your Ph. &NAME application saga . I 'm sorry to hear about the funding cuts which must have been excruciating for you to hear about . And wow , what a challenge , having to scare up your own resources from companies to fund a Ph. &CHAR ! I confess I was unaware of the funding difficulties in the real sciences . I 'd assumed it was only the soft science that had little money for advanced degrees . But I hope you are heartened , in some way , by the fact that your Ph. &NAME prospects have nothing to do with your intellectual fitness for the work , which is unquestioned . It 's frustrating that your immediate plans for next year may hinge on the vagaries of fundraising ! ( I confess I am also a bit surpried that your prospective advisor at &NAME has left you to do the fundraising for the project ; usually that falls to the supervisor , I 'd have thought , though I have spent much of my grad school career doing grant applications , which is the rough equivalent I suppose . ) Anyway , I will definitely keep you in my prayers about all of this , and hope and trust that all will go according to &NAME 's plan for you for the next year . I am greatly encouraged that you 're at peace about the process , which speaks volumes about your emotional and spiritual maturity . I think I may have told you that I was turned down for a raft of Ph. &NAME programs on the first time I applied , and was devastated . At the time , my faith was not as firmly rooted as it is now , but at least I had plenty of faithful and supportive friends to help me through . You do , too , and hopefully wo n't make the mistake that I did , which was misinterpreting not getting into some grad programs as owing strictly to my own inadequacy . I discovered , once I did get to grad school , that there is a lot more apparent randomness ( 'mystery " I think might be the preferred theological term ) to the way some things turn out than we would often like to think . I have found that in such cases , it is often only in retrospect that I can discern what &NAME appeared to have in mind . In any case , I hope your vocational path will soon be made more straight , as it were , and that next year will fall into place as both you and &NAME want . And meantime , as my Dad always says , " keep the faith " -- that 's what gets us all through anyway , wherever we are , whatever we do . Please do let me know how things evolve , and know that I keep you in my prayers . And let me know if I can do anything else to help ! Every blessing , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 's College University of &NAME Current Address : &NUM &NAME Drive , &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Telephone : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Sounds interesting given your interests ! We can talk more but it sounds like you have little to lose in making an application if it is only to the University . ( i.e. they already have the funding ) You do n't have to decide to do it now . You can still be thinking of other options . Most of my stuff is now in &NAME . ( could n't get it all in the car . ) 10: &NUM might be a bit late but probably ok . Hope you have a good day . Love Dad &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Institute of Public Health University &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME , The &NAME had intially promised us £ &NUM , &NUM . This would cover &NUM years tuition fees ( &CHAR &NUM , &NUM pa ) , maintenance &NAME ( £ &NUM pa ) + extra equipment and fieldwork costs . It wouls be possible to do it a bit cheaper than this , however £ &NUM , &NUM would be an absolute minimum . Cheers , &NAME On &NUM Mar &NUM , at &NUM : &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , I was just wondering how much you thought the PhD would cost to fund . Any ideas the size of grants I should be looking for ? Hope you are really well , have a great &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME , Department of Geological Sciences , University of &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM Email &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME , There are things called &NAME studenships that might be worth investigating . &NAME On &NUM Mar &NUM , at &NUM : &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Thanks for the &NAME will try to find what I can . &NAME Hi &NAME , The &NAME had intially promised us £ &NUM , &NUM . This would cover &NUM years tuition fees ( &CHAR &NUM , &NUM pa ) , maintenance &NAME ( £ &NUM pa ) + extra equipment and fieldwork costs . It wouls be possible to do it a bit cheaper than this , however £ &NUM , &NUM would be an absolute minimum . Cheers , &NAME On &NUM Mar &NUM , at &NUM : &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , I was just wondering how much you thought the PhD would cost to fund Any ideas the size of grants I should be looking for ? Hope you are really well , have a great &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME , Department of Geological Sciences , University of &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM Email &EMAIL Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME , Department of Geological Sciences , University of &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM Email &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : &NAME and &NAME &NUM thing for sure , your messages are never predictable ! Will be interested to hear more about the project , if it develops . I hope you are getting some blocks of time to work on the map . It must be tough if not . &NAME is still painting ( although I think she might have baked you a cake this morning ) . &NAME is still pretty miserable . I am plugging along , still waiting for an office which I can call my own . ( Sounds like the basis of a song title ! ) Dad &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Institute of Public Health University &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR On Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi Dad , I heard today that there may be a PhD coming up in february or november about a new digital way of mapping , and trying to get a method sorted with that . Sounds quite exciting , and I might go for it . It would mean walking aroung northing &NAME with a palm-top and &NAME and stuff like that , which sounds pretty fun . See ! I 'm concidering further study ... I met with my supervisor the other day , and that was helpful . map drawing is slow , but not too bad yet . &NAME all is well there , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , and exam The files are all &NAME files and shape files ... some of which are very large .. they are the &NUM listed in the document there are a couple of emails from &NAME about exams that you can get on your uni email go to &WEBSITE . It might be better to come in for a day and look at them . Sorry I would attatch the email from &NAME but outlook wo n't let me in. Take Care &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME application I think some editing is required in the last section . I will try to do some and send it to you . Perhaps a better strategy is to do the resume and then provide a covering letter explaining why you are interested in this project . The content will be the same either way . &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: &NAME ? Hi &NAME , my dad works for &NAME ( international oil and services company ) who are very very unlikely to offer you funding as they are tight little # & $ % * ! However , he sent me this email so if you are needing help with funding still then I 'll forward him the relevant information for you . If you do n't ask then you 'll never know , right ? He says : " &NAME ( &NAME ) &NAME " wrote : &NAME &NAME ! Well they do sometimes , but not very often . It helps if contact between student and company has been made BEFORE a request for support . Also this is handled at a fairly local level - there is no " global " fund for this sort of support , so it 's important that the right group in the company supports the application . Much of the digital geology work was started in &NAME ( in fact , I 've been collecting a few papers for you to read ) as a research topic . What level of funding are we talking about here ? If he 's got a &NAME and project proposal I can look at I 'll see if I can do anything ( but ca n't promise ) . So I would n't get any hopes up whatsoever , but it might be worth a try ... work hard ! love from &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME funding Hi &NAME , Yes - that letter sounds very good . It is worth a try , someone out there may well " bite " ! As regards the 2nd paragraph , it is fine to put what you have for the purposes of the letter . You can take it that you have been offered the project subject to obtaining full funding from an external source . Best wishes , &NAME On &NUM &NAME &NUM , at &NUM : &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME ! I hope you 've had a good &NAME . I 'm about ready now to take the next st ep and send out the letters etc , asking for sponsorship for the PhD . I would appreciate a quick reply , so that I can send this off . I have attached the letter below , so you might see it . What do you think &NUM other thing , although in your office you said as much , I have never formally been offered this project , even on the condition of my getting fu nding . I do n't know if this is necessary , but for the second paragraph of my letter , it might be appropriate . I 've managed to get about &NUM mining companies addresses and e-mail addre sses . I was going to send it by e-mail , to save time and money . That is n't a problem is it ? I have also thought about sending it to &NAME , just in the off-chanc &CHAR , and I 'll send it to the oil companies too . Hopefully one of them will realise the potential of this project ! Thanks &NAME ! &NUM &NAME Road &NAME , &NAME CB4 2AP April 9th , &NUM Dear Sir / Madam , My name is &NAME &NAME , and I am currently in my 3rd and final year of an undergraduate geology degree at &NAME University . I hope to contin ue my studies in geology over the coming years . Ideally , I would like to &CHAR pecialise in three-dimensional digital mapping of geological structures . This field is undergoing rapid development , as advances in the computer in dustry make it more feasible and informative . &NAME University has accepted my application to continue my study in th is area at the PhD level . They propose a three-year doctorate during which I would develop a three-dimensional emplacement model of the Whin Sill . &CHAR owever , due to cutbacks at the British Geological Survey , the funds which until recently would have paid for this study are no longer available . The cost of this computer-intensive research is high ( approximately £ &NUM &NUM , &NUM per annum ) . Under the advice of one of my potential supervisors , Dr. &NAME &NAME , I am seeking sponsorship for this postgraduate degree . As a company with a vested interest in the computing / geological / mapping / minin &CHAR field , I felt it appropriate to approach you about sponsorship for this pr oject . It is my hope that you will consider helping me to fund this study , either in part or in full . I attach a short synopsis of the proposed PhD , prepared by &NAME &NAME &CHAR , &NAME and &NAME of &NAME University , and an approximate breakdow &CHAR of costs . I also attach my RE9sumE9 . Thank you for considering this ap plication and I eagerly await your reply . Yours truly , &NAME &NAME &NAME - ----A short synopsis of the proposed PhD project.----- THE INTRUSION ARCHITECTURE OF THE WHIN SILL COMPLEX : DIGITAL ACQUISITION AND MODELLING Digital mapping technologies provide the potential to automatically capt ure , visualize and model the &NUM geometry of structures such as basins , in trusions , and fault zones . New methodologies that best combine &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME data management systems and visualisation software are now urgently required . In conjunction with the &NAME ( &NAME &NAME &NAME ing ) and &NAME ( System for Integrated geospatial Mapping ) projects at &NAME , the aim of this project will be to develop methodologies of collecting sp atially constrained geological information in the field and producing &NUM models from the data . This provides the opportunity to test a range of new technologies on a specific geological problem , including data collection , data processing , &NUM geological model construction and data management . The student will use &NAME , &NAME and &NAME &NAME location methods to ma &CHAR intrusions of the Whin sill complex , to cm-scale accuracy , collating &NAME tial co-ordinates on a palm-top computer whilst traversing along or across the exposed igneous bodies . The data will be incorporated onto a digital &NUM &CHAR topographic map and aerial photograph database using industry standard &CHAR &NAME for data management in a &NAME format . Structural attributes observ &NAME at individual localities will be collected and stored in digital format , including contact type and orientation data , linkage features displayed , intrusion-rock type and country rock structural and contact metamorphic &NAME atures . Detailed digital outcrop maps will capture the detailed &NUM relatio nships and will be supplemented by digital photographs on which mm-scale &CHAR eatures can be digitised with all data ( topographic , remotely sensed image &CHAR and Factors determining the final emplacement of high-level dykes , sills and laccoliths are complex , and depend upon a range of physical parameters in cluding magma driving pressure , the local ( and regional ) stress field , and the physical properties ( viscosity and density ) of the intruding magma . Despite their wide occurrence and structural importance in basin architect ure , their &NUM geometry is not well understood . The development of a digit &NAME model will allow the reconstruction of the emplacement history through time as well as an assessment of the effects of intrusion of a major sill complex on basin evolution and architecture . The student will be part of the &NUM modelling group at &NAME . This incl udes the &NAME Research Group ( &NAME , &NAME ) , a well-estab lished group of &NAME and post-doctoral researchers studying the geological and rheological aspects of faults and shear zones , and the magmatic modelling group ( &NAME ) , co ncerned with the influence of igneous rocks on sedimentary basins . They wi ll receive training in state of the art digital mapping and data managemen &CHAR techniques together with field-based mapping . This training will be relevant to a broad range of future careers in the Earth Sciences . Related ongoing &NAME projects include : &NUM ) &NAME LINK project on quantif ying fault zone evolution and basement reactivation ; &NUM ) &NAME - an &NAME 5th framework initiative on sub-basalt imaging . &NUM ) Modelling of sill and lacco lith intrusions . &NUM ) Inversion study of &NAME basin . Supervisors : Dr &NAME &NAME , Dr &NAME &NAME , Dr &NAME &NAME , - ----An approximate breakdown of the costs for this PhD project----- COSTS PER ANNUM &NAME &NAME : £ &NUM Maintenance Costs : £ &NUM Equipment and Fieldwork Costs : £ &NUM - ----RE9sumE9 of &NAME &NAME &NAME RC9SUMC9 TIMOTHY STEPHEN FAREWELL PERSONAL INFORMATION AND CONTACT DETAILS Date of &NAME : 30th April , &NUM Place of &NAME : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME Address : &NUM &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME &NAME 2AP &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM E-mail : &EMAIL EDUCATION &NUM - &NUM &NAME Road Sixth Form College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME and Design Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME Advanced Supplementary Level ( &CHAR ) &NUM - &NUM &NAME University , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME ( in progress ) EMPLOYMENT &NUM - &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Hospital , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME 's Punting Company , &NAME River Chauffeur and &NAME &NAME EXTRACURRICULAR POSITIONS AND ACTIVITIES &NUM - &NUM &NAME Road Sixth Form College , &NAME Liaison and Committee Member , Geology Staff - &NAME Committee Leader , Christian Union Various theatrical and choral performances , including ; &NAME On The &NAME of , and &NAME 's &NAME &NUM - &NUM &NAME &NAME 's College and Earth Sciences Dept , &NAME &NAME &CHAR President , &NAME &NAME 's College &NAME &NAME Leader , &NAME 's Hall Worship Liaison and Committee Member , Departmental Staff - &NAME Committee &NAME , &NAME University &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 's College &NAME Club Member , &NAME &NAME 's College Men 's &NAME &NAME INTERESTS If I am keen to do something , I am dedicated and give it a large amount of effort . I am a person who is not satisfied to simply engage in &NUM activity . &CHAR &CHAR njoy working with new tec hnology and making new discoveries while suggesting original ways of solvi ng problems - hence my ac ademic scientific slant . I am creative . I enjoy painting portraits , engagi ng in woodwork , and playi ng the guitar . I am currently in the process of finishing my first histori &NAME novel . &NAME &NAME , Department of Geological Sciences , University of &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM Email &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME ... Dear &NAME , I assume that you have made the usual &NAME / &NAME ( whichever funding body geology comes under ) applications ? The deadlines are usually April / &NAME time . They are your best bet , short of applying directly for industrial sponsorship to the BPs of the world . I would have thought the department would be much more clued up about the latter . &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Hi &NAME , Something very bad has happened in that the British Geological Survey , who very going to fund the Digital mapping PhD that I was going for ( remaining here in &NAME ) , have had a &NUM funds cut and so have dropped the project . This has not made me happy . I went and talked to the main supervisor the other day and he said that if I can get funding by other means then he is still more than willing to go ahead with the PhD . Do you know any funds , companies etc ( probably in the geoscience area , but maybe just nice cross-atlantic companies ? ) who would want to fund a PhD ? I 'll attach the basic summary of the project below ... With regards to funding does it help that I 'm British , American and Canadian ? Humm . I really hope that there are some bodies that want to fund this , as it is a really interesting , and very cutting edge ( technologically speaking ) &NAME not your standard isotope job . I hope you can help . Thanks , and I hope you have a great &NAME ! &NAME &NAME ( please reply to &EMAIL ) &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE Type : &NAME &NAME ( application / msword ) &NAME : base64 SUBJECT: Re : &NAME funding prayers Hey &NAME , hope you 're ok and enjoying the last week of the holidays ! I 'm praying for you and the whole funding thing . Likewise , I have a prayer request ... I applied ( very last minute ) to do a &NAME in primary education at &NAME &NAME . When I sent off my application there were still interview spaces available . However , the &NAME ( agency who process all &NAME applications ) took AGES to forward my application ( no idea why ! ) , and consequently all interview places have been filled and the &NAME will not forward my application to &NAME &NAME as they say they are full . SO annoying ! ! It is something I really want to do ( I 've had the idea of teaching etc for a while , and then failing with the management things , and work experience these holidays , have convinced me to go for it ) and I really want to go to &NAME &NAME as &NAME will be there and I ca n't face not seeing him only here and there for a year . Would be silly ! Anyway , having told you all that , there is the remotest possibility that I could still get an interview ( very slim chance mind ) as I have contacted the senior admissions tutor and pleaded my case . I 'm awaiting his response . Please pray that whatever decision he makes I would accept and not be angry at &NAME about ( oh , it 's so tempting ! ) . Well , there you go ! I hope work / revision is going ok for you and you are not being distracted from it too much by worries about the future . I am just trying to accept the inevitable ( that I 'll have nothing sorted before my exams ) and attempting to buckle down to work . I 've got quite a bit of preparatory stuff done , so am feeling relatively happy about it all . I 'm back off to &NAME tomorrow ! ! Are you back on Sunday ? See you then , bye for now , love &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME funding prayers Hey &NAME , hope you 're ok and enjoying the last week of the holidays ! I 'm praying for you and the whole funding thing . Likewise , I have a prayer request ... I applied ( very last minute ) to do a &NAME in primary education at &NAME &NAME . When I sent off my application there were still interview spaces available . However , the &NAME ( agency who process all &NAME applications ) took AGES to forward my application ( no idea why ! ) , and consequently all interview places have been filled and the &NAME will not forward my application to &NAME &NAME as they say they are full . SO annoying ! ! It is something I really want to do ( I 've had the idea of teaching etc for a while , and then failing with the management things , and work experience these holidays , have convinced me to go for it ) and I really want to go to &NAME &NAME as &NAME will be there and I ca n't face not seeing him only here and there for a year . Would be silly ! Anyway , having told you all that , there is the remotest possibility that I could still get an interview ( very slim chance mind ) as I have contacted the senior admissions tutor and pleaded my case . I 'm awaiting his response . Please pray that whatever decision he makes I would accept and not be angry at &NAME about ( oh , it 's so tempting ! ) . Well , there you go ! I hope work / revision is going ok for you and you are not being distracted from it too much by worries about the future . I am just trying to accept the inevitable ( that I 'll have nothing sorted before my exams ) and attempting to buckle down to work . I 've got quite a bit of preparatory stuff done , so am feeling relatively happy about it all . I 'm back off to &NAME tomorrow ! ! Are you back on Sunday ? See you then , bye for now , love &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME funding prayers Good stuff &NAME . Sounds exciting . I 'll be praying for ya " &CHAR Hi guys ! After dozens of rejected funding applications , I have had my spirits greatly lifted by recent events in the region of funding for my &NUM digital mapping PhD in &NAME . Dad got in contact with a friend &NAME &NAME at work who has a close friend who is in charge of funding at &NAME in &NAME ( Mr. &NAME I think ) , and will talk to him on my behalf . I talked to &NAME ( my supervisor ) about this today , and he had promised to re-write the proposal to make it way more software based , mirroring the predicted explosion of &NAME mapping that will take over the whole of the field sciences over the next &NUM years . I could see this going so very far , and with great possiblities for jobs afterwards too , which would combine both technology and being outdoors , and Oh , I just can see so much good coming out from this . I so want it to happen . I so want it to happen . Ohhh. There are no promises of funding , but perhaps . ... I would really appreciate yor prayers for this please . Please pray that I might either get the funding for this project or have my mind changed a bit so that if it is n't in accordance with &NAME 's will , it would be . Most of all that I just trust &NAME with this . Thanks guys , you are great . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME Thank you for writing to &NAME for funding . Clearly , you are involved in a significant effort to raise support for your goal and we regret that we cannot offer you assostance . Because our guidelines restrict our contributions , we do not fund individuals . I hope you will continue your efforts - another corporation or foundation may find that your objectives closely parallel theirs . Further inquiry and research may bring the support you seek . We at &NAME wish you well in your endeavors . &NUM &NAME Road &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME April 9th , &NUM Dear Sir / Madam , My name is &NAME &NAME , and I am currently in my 3rd and final year of an undergraduate geology degree at &NAME University . I hope to continue my studies in geology over the coming years . I would like to specialise in three-dimensional digital mapping of geological structures . This field is undergoing rapid development , as advances in the computer industry make it more feasible and informative . &NAME University has accepted my application to continue my study in this area at the PhD level . They propose a three-year doctorate during which I would develop a cm scale , digital three-dimensional emplacement model of the Whin Sill . However , due to cutbacks at the British Geological Survey , the funds which until recently would have paid for this study are no longer available . Although the project specifies the examination of the Whin Sill , an alternative land-based geological feature would serve just as well for the development of these mapping techniques . The cost of this research is approximately £ &NUM , &NUM per annum . Under the advice of one of my potential supervisors , Dr. &NAME &NAME , I am seeking sponsorship for this postgraduate degree . As a mining company with a vested interest in the development of the geological sciences , in particular , exploration techniques , I felt it appropriate to approach you about sponsorship for this project . It is my hope that you will consider helping me to fund this study , either in part or in full . I attach a short synopsis of the proposed PhD , prepared by &NAME &NAME , &NAME and &NAME of the University of &NAME and an approximate breakdown of costs . I also attach my rE9sumE9 . Thank you for considering this application and I eagerly await your reply . Yours truly , &NAME &NAME &NAME - ----A short synopsis of the proposed PhD project.----- THE INTRUSION ARCHITECTURE OF THE WHIN SILL COMPLEX : DIGITAL ACQUISITION AND MODELLING Digital mapping technologies provide the potential to automatically capture , visualize and model the &NUM geometry of structures such as basins , intrusions , and fault zones . New methodologies that best combine &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME data management systems and visualisation software are now urgently required . In conjunction with the &NAME ( &NAME &NAME &NAME ) and &NAME ( System for Integrated geospatial Mapping ) projects at &NAME , the aim of this project will be to develop methodologies of collecting spatially constrained geological information in the field and producing &NUM models from the data . This provides the opportunity to test a range of new technologies on a specific geological problem , including data collection , data processing , &NUM geological model construction and data management . The student will use &NAME , &NAME and &NAME &NAME location methods to map intrusions of the Whin sill complex , to cm-scale accuracy , collating spatial co-ordinates on a palm-top computer whilst traversing along or across the exposed igneous bodies . The data will be incorporated onto a digital &NUM topographic map and aerial photograph database using industry standard &NAME for data management in a &NAME format . Structural attributes observed at individual localities will be collected and stored in digital format , including contact type and orientation data , linkage features displayed , intrusion-rock type and country rock structural and contact metamorphic features . Detailed digital outcrop maps will capture the detailed &NUM relationships and will be supplemented by digital photographs on which mm-scale features can be digitised with all data ( topographic , remotely sensed images and structural measurements ) . The student will then use &NAME software for &NUM visualization of the &NAME data layers to provide a basis for creating a model of the intrusion network . Additional constraints on the &NUM architecture from geophysical datasets will be incorporated as appropriate . Factors determining the final emplacement of high-level dykes , sills and laccoliths are complex , and depend upon a range of physical parameters including magma driving pressure , the local ( and regional ) stress field , and the physical properties ( viscosity and density ) of the intruding magma . Despite their wide occurrence and structural importance in basin architecture , their &NUM geometry is not well understood . The development of a digital model will allow the reconstruction of the emplacement history through time as well as an assessment of the effects of intrusion of a major sill complex on basin evolution and architecture . The student will be part of the &NUM modelling group at &NAME . This includes the &NAME Research Group ( &NAME &NAME and &NAME ) , a well-established group of &NAME and post-doctoral researchers studying the geological and rheological aspects of faults and shear zones , and the magmatic modelling group ( Dr. &NAME ) , concerned with the influence of igneous rocks on sedimentary basins . They will receive training in state of the art digital mapping and data management techniques together with field-based mapping . This training will be relevant to a broad range of future careers in the Earth Sciences . Related ongoing &NAME projects include : &NUM ) &NAME LINK project on quantifying fault zone evolution and basement reactivation ; &NUM ) &NAME - an &NAME 5th framework initiative on sub-basalt imaging . &NUM ) Modelling of sill and laccolith intrusions . &NUM ) Inversion study of &NAME basin . Supervisors : Dr &NAME &NAME , Dr &NAME &NAME , Dr &NAME &NAME , - ----An approximate breakdown of the costs for this PhD project----- COSTS PER ANNUM &NAME &NAME : £ &NUM Maintenance Costs : £ &NUM Equipment and Fieldwork Costs : £ &NUM - ----The rE9sumE9 of &NAME &NAME &NAME RC9SUMC9 TIMOTHY STEPHEN FAREWELL PERSONAL INFORMATION AND CONTACT DETAILS Date of &NAME : 30th April , &NUM Place of &NAME : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME Address : &NUM &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME CB4 2AP &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM E-mail : &EMAIL EDUCATION &NUM - &NUM &NAME Road Sixth Form College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME and Design Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME Advanced Supplementary Level ( &CHAR ) &NUM - &NUM &NAME University , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME ( in progress ) EMPLOYMENT &NUM - &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Hospital , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME 's Punting Company , &NAME River Chauffeur and &NAME &NAME EXTRACURRICULAR POSITIONS AND ACTIVITIES &NUM - &NUM &NAME Road Sixth Form College , &NAME Liaison and Committee Member , &NAME Staff - &NAME Committee Leader , Christian Union Various theatrical and choral performances , including ; &NAME On The Roof , and &NAME 's &NAME &NUM - &NUM &NAME &NAME 's College and Earth Sciences Dept , &NAME University President , &NAME &NAME 's College &NAME &NAME Leader , &NAME 's Hall Worship Liaison and Committee Member , Departmental Staff - &NAME Committee &NAME , &NAME University &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 's College &NAME Club Member , &NAME &NAME 's College Men 's &NAME &NAME INTERESTS If I am keen to do something , I am dedicated and give it a large amount of effort . I am a person who is not satisfied to simply engage in &NUM activity . I enjoy working with new technology and making new discoveries while suggesting original ways of solving problems - hence my academic scientific slant . I am creative . I enjoy painting portraits , engaging in woodwork , and playing the guitar . I am currently in the process of finishing my first historical novel . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME It will be necessary for you to contact our office in &NAME as &NAME is only an admin office with &NUM people . Address is &EMAIL . Regards &NAME &NAME From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : Tuesday , &NUM April &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME Road &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME April 9th , &NUM Dear Sir / Madam , My name is &NAME &NAME , and I am currently in my 3rd and final year of an undergraduate geology degree at &NAME University . I hope to continue my studies in geology over the coming years . I would like to specialise in three-dimensional digital mapping of geological structures . This field is undergoing rapid development , as advances in the computer industry make it more feasible and informative . &NAME University has accepted my application to continue my study in this area at the PhD level . They propose a three-year doctorate during which I would develop a cm scale , digital three-dimensional emplacement model of the Whin Sill . However , due to cutbacks at the British Geological Survey , the funds which until recently would have paid for this study are no longer available . Although the project specifies the examination of the Whin Sill , an alternative land-based geological feature would serve just as well for the development of these mapping techniques . The cost of this research is approximately £ &NUM , &NUM per annum . Under the advice of one of my potential supervisors , Dr. &NAME &NAME , I am seeking sponsorship for this postgraduate degree . As a mining company with a vested interest in the development of the geological sciences , in particular , exploration techniques , I felt it appropriate to approach you about sponsorship for this project . It is my hope that you will consider helping me to fund this study , either in part or in full . I attach a short synopsis of the proposed PhD , prepared by &NAME &NAME , &NAME and &NAME of the University of &NAME and an approximate breakdown of costs . I also attach my r'sum . Thank you for considering this application and I eagerly await your reply . Yours truly , &NAME &NAME &NAME - ----A short synopsis of the proposed PhD project.----- THE INTRUSION ARCHITECTURE OF THE WHIN SILL COMPLEX : DIGITAL ACQUISITION AND MODELLING Digital mapping technologies provide the potential to automatically capture , visualize and model the &NUM geometry of structures such as basins , intrusions , and fault zones . New methodologies that best combine &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME data management systems and visualisation software are now urgently required . In conjunction with the &NAME ( &NAME &NAME &NAME ) and &NAME ( System for Integrated geospatial Mapping ) projects at &NAME , the aim of this project will be to develop methodologies of collecting spatially constrained geological information in the field and producing &NUM models from the data . This provides the opportunity to test a range of new technologies on a specific geological problem , including data collection , data processing , &NUM geological model construction and data management . The student will use &NAME , &NAME and &NAME &NAME location methods to map intrusions of the Whin sill complex , to cm-scale accuracy , collating spatial co-ordinates on a palm-top computer whilst traversing along or across the exposed igneous bodies . The data will be incorporated onto a digital &NUM topographic map and aerial photograph database using industry standard &NAME for data management in a &NAME format . Structural attributes observed at individual localities will be collected and stored in digital format , including contact type and orientation data , linkage features displayed , intrusion-rock type and country rock structural and contact metamorphic features . Detailed digital outcrop maps will capture the detailed &NUM relationships and will be supplemented by digital photographs on which mm-scale features can be digitised with all data ( topographic , remotely sensed images and structural measurements ) . The student will then use &NAME software for &NUM visualization of the &NAME data layers to provide a basis for creating a model of the intrusion network . Additional constraints on the &NUM architecture from geophysical datasets will be incorporated as appropriate . Factors determining the final emplacement of high-level dykes , sills and laccoliths are complex , and depend upon a range of physical parameters including magma driving pressure , the local ( and regional ) stress field , and the physical properties ( viscosity and density ) of the intruding magma . Despite their wide occurrence and structural importance in basin architecture , their &NUM geometry is not well understood . The development of a digital model will allow the reconstruction of the emplacement history through time as well as an assessment of the effects of intrusion of a major sill complex on basin evolution and architecture . The student will be part of the &NUM modelling group at &NAME . This includes the &NAME Research Group ( &NAME &NAME and &NAME ) , a well-established group of &NAME and post-doctoral researchers studying the geological and rheological aspects of faults and shear zones , and the magmatic modelling group ( Dr. &NAME ) , concerned with the influence of igneous rocks on sedimentary basins . They will receive training in state of the art digital mapping and data management techniques together with field-based mapping . This training will be relevant to a broad range of future careers in the Earth Sciences . Related ongoing &NAME projects include : &NUM ) &NAME LINK project on quantifying fault zone evolution and basement reactivation ; &NUM ) &NAME - an &NAME 5th framework initiative on sub-basalt imaging . &NUM ) Modelling of sill and laccolith intrusions . &NUM ) Inversion study of &NAME basin . Supervisors : Dr &NAME &NAME , Dr &NAME &NAME , Dr &NAME &NAME , - ----An approximate breakdown of the costs for this PhD project----- COSTS PER ANNUM &NAME &NAME : £ &NUM Maintenance Costs : £ &NUM Equipment and Fieldwork Costs : £ &NUM - ----The r'sum of &NAME &NAME &NAME R'SUM TIMOTHY STEPHEN FAREWELL PERSONAL INFORMATION AND CONTACT DETAILS Date of &NAME : 30th April , &NUM Place of &NAME : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME Address : &NUM &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME CB4 2AP &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM E-mail : &EMAIL EDUCATION &NUM - &NUM &NAME Road Sixth Form College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME and Design Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME Advanced Supplementary Level ( &CHAR ) &NUM - &NUM &NAME University , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME ( in progress ) EMPLOYMENT &NUM - &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Hospital , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME 's Punting Company , &NAME River Chauffeur and &NAME &NAME EXTRACURRICULAR POSITIONS AND ACTIVITIES &NUM - &NUM &NAME Road Sixth Form College , &NAME Liaison and Committee Member , &NAME Staff - &NAME Committee Leader , Christian Union Various theatrical and choral performances , including ; &NAME On The Roof , and &NAME 's &NAME &NUM - &NUM &NAME &NAME 's College and Earth Sciences Dept , &NAME University President , &NAME &NAME 's College &NAME &NAME Leader , &NAME 's Hall Worship Liaison and Committee Member , Departmental Staff - &NAME Committee &NAME , &NAME University &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 's College &NAME Club Member , &NAME &NAME 's College Men 's &NAME &NAME INTERESTS If I am keen to do something , I am dedicated and give it a large amount of effort . I am a person who is not satisfied to simply engage in &NUM activity . I enjoy working with new technology and making new discoveries while suggesting original ways of solving problems - hence my academic scientific slant . I am creative . I enjoy painting portraits , engaging in woodwork , and playing the guitar . I am currently in the process of finishing my first historical novel . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME but not able to help currently but good luck . Regards &NAME Bird &NUM &NAME Road &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME April 9th , &NUM Dear Sir / Madam , My name is &NAME &NAME , and I am a Canadian currently living in &NAME . I am in my 3rd and final year of an undergraduate geology degree at the University of &NAME . I hope to continue my studies in geology over the coming years . I would like to specialise in three-dimensional digital mapping of geological structures . This field is undergoing rapid development , as advances in the computer industry make it more feasible and informative . &NAME University has accepted my application to continue my study in this area at the PhD level . They propose a three-year doctorate during which I would develop a cm scale , digital three-dimensional emplacement model of the Whin Sill . However , due to cutbacks at the British Geological Survey , the funds which until recently would have paid for this study are no longer available . Although the project specifies the examination of the Whin Sill , an alternative land-based geological feature would serve just as well for the development of these mapping techniques . The cost of this research is approximately £ &NUM , &NUM per annum . Under the advice of one of my potential supervisors , Dr. &NAME &NAME , I am seeking sponsorship for this postgraduate degree . As a mining company with a vested interest in the development of the geological sciences , in particular , exploration techniques , I felt it appropriate to approach you about sponsorship for this project . It is my hope that you will consider helping me to fund this study , either in part or in full . I attach a short synopsis of the proposed PhD , prepared by &NAME &NAME , &NAME and &NAME of the University of &NAME and an approximate breakdown of costs . I also attach my rE9sumE9 . Thank you for considering this application and I eagerly await your reply . Yours truly , &NAME &NAME &NAME - ----A short synopsis of the proposed PhD project.----- THE INTRUSION ARCHITECTURE OF THE WHIN SILL COMPLEX : DIGITAL ACQUISITION AND MODELLING Digital mapping technologies provide the potential to automatically capture , visualize and model the &NUM geometry of structures such as basins , intrusions , and fault zones . New methodologies that best combine &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME data management systems and visualisation software are now urgently required . In conjunction with the &NAME ( &NAME &NAME &NAME ) and &NAME ( System for Integrated geospatial Mapping ) projects at &NAME , the aim of this project will be to develop methodologies of collecting spatially constrained geological information in the field and producing &NUM models from the data . This provides the opportunity to test a range of new technologies on a specific geological problem , including data collection , data processing , &NUM geological model construction and data management . The student will use &NAME , &NAME and &NAME &NAME location methods to map intrusions of the Whin sill complex , to cm-scale accuracy , collating spatial co-ordinates on a palm-top computer whilst traversing along or across the exposed igneous bodies . The data will be incorporated onto a digital &NUM topographic map and aerial photograph database using industry standard &NAME for data management in a &NAME format . Structural attributes observed at individual localities will be collected and stored in digital format , including contact type and orientation data , linkage features displayed , intrusion-rock type and country rock structural and contact metamorphic features . Detailed digital outcrop maps will capture the detailed &NUM relationships and will be supplemented by digital photographs on which mm-scale features can be digitised with all data ( topographic , remotely sensed images and structural measurements ) . The student will then use &NAME software for &NUM visualization of the &NAME data layers to provide a basis for creating a model of the intrusion network . Additional constraints on the &NUM architecture from geophysical datasets will be incorporated as appropriate . 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This includes the &NAME Research Group ( &NAME &NAME and &NAME ) , a well-established group of &NAME and post-doctoral researchers studying the geological and rheological aspects of faults and shear zones , and the magmatic modelling group ( Dr. &NAME ) , concerned with the influence of igneous rocks on sedimentary basins . They will receive training in state of the art digital mapping and data management techniques together with field-based mapping . This training will be relevant to a broad range of future careers in the Earth Sciences . Related ongoing &NAME projects include : &NUM ) &NAME LINK project on quantifying fault zone evolution and basement reactivation ; &NUM ) &NAME - an &NAME 5th framework initiative on sub-basalt imaging . &NUM ) Modelling of sill and laccolith intrusions . &NUM ) Inversion study of &NAME basin . Supervisors : Dr &NAME &NAME , Dr &NAME &NAME , Dr &NAME &NAME , - ----An approximate breakdown of the costs for this PhD project----- COSTS PER ANNUM &NAME &NAME : £ &NUM Maintenance Costs : £ &NUM Equipment and Fieldwork Costs : £ &NUM - ----The rE9sumE9 of &NAME &NAME &NAME RC9SUMC9 TIMOTHY STEPHEN FAREWELL PERSONAL INFORMATION AND CONTACT DETAILS Date of &NAME : 30th April , &NUM Place of &NAME : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME Address : &NUM &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME CB4 2AP &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM E-mail : &EMAIL EDUCATION &NUM - &NUM &NAME Road Sixth Form College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME and Design Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME Advanced Supplementary Level ( &CHAR ) &NUM - &NUM &NAME University , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME ( in progress ) EMPLOYMENT &NUM - &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Hospital , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME 's Punting Company , &NAME River Chauffeur and &NAME &NAME EXTRACURRICULAR POSITIONS AND ACTIVITIES &NUM - &NUM &NAME Road Sixth Form College , &NAME &NAME and Committee Member , &NAME Staff - &NAME Committee Leader , Christian Union Various theatrical and choral performances , including ; &NAME On The Roof , and &NAME 's &NAME &NUM - &NUM &NAME &NAME 's College and Earth Sciences Dept , &NAME University President , &NAME &NAME 's College &NAME &NAME Leader , &NAME 's Hall Worship &NAME and Committee Member , Departmental Staff - &NAME Committee &NAME , &NAME University &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 's College &NAME Club Member , &NAME &NAME 's College Men 's &NAME &NAME INTERESTS If I am keen to do something , I am dedicated and give it a large amount of effort . I am a person who is not satisfied to simply engage in &NUM activity . I enjoy working with new technology and making new discoveries while suggesting original ways of solving problems - hence my academic scientific slant . I am creative . I enjoy painting portraits , engaging in woodwork , and playing the guitar . I am currently in the process of finishing my first historical novel . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME You are welcome . Regards &NAME &NAME From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : Wednesday , &NUM April &NUM &NUM : &NUM Dear Ms. &NAME , Thank you for your quick reply . I have passed my application on to your &NAME office . All the best , &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME It will be necessary for you to contact our office in &NAME as &NAME is only an admin office with &NUM people . Address is &EMAIL . Regards &NAME &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? 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This field is undergoing rapid development , as advances in the computer industry make it more feasible and informative . &NAME University has accepted my application to continue my study in this area at the PhD level . They propose a three-year doctorate during which I would develop a cm scale , digital three-dimensional emplacement model of the Whin Sill . However , due to cutbacks at the British Geological Survey , the funds which until recently would have paid for this study are no longer available . Although the project specifies the examination of the Whin Sill , an alternative land-based geological feature would serve just as well for the development of these mapping techniques . The cost of this research is approximately £ &NUM , &NUM per annum . Under the advice of one of my potential supervisors , Dr. &NAME &NAME , I am seeking sponsorship for this postgraduate degree . As a mining company with a vested interest in the development of the geological sciences , in particular , exploration techniques , I felt it appropriate to approach you about sponsorship for this project . It is my hope that you will consider helping me to fund this study , either in part or in full . I attach a short synopsis of the proposed PhD , prepared by &NAME &NAME , &NAME and &NAME of the University of &NAME and an approximate breakdown of costs . I also attach my rE9sumE9 . Thank you for considering this application and I eagerly await your reply . Yours truly , &NAME &NAME &NAME - ----A short synopsis of the proposed PhD project.----- THE INTRUSION ARCHITECTURE OF THE WHIN SILL COMPLEX : DIGITAL ACQUISITION AND MODELLING Digital mapping technologies provide the potential to automatically capture , visualize and model the &NUM geometry of structures such as basins , intrusions , and fault zones . New methodologies that best combine &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME data management systems and visualisation software are now urgently required . In conjunction with the &NAME ( &NAME &NAME &NAME ) and &NAME ( System for Integrated geospatial Mapping ) projects at &NAME , the aim of this project will be to develop methodologies of collecting spatially constrained geological information in the field and producing &NUM models from the data . This provides the opportunity to test a range of new technologies on a specific geological problem , including data collection , data processing , &NUM geological model construction and data management . The student will use &NAME , &NAME and &NAME &NAME location methods to map intrusions of the Whin sill complex , to cm-scale accuracy , collating spatial co-ordinates on a palm-top computer whilst traversing along or across the exposed igneous bodies . The data will be incorporated onto a digital &NUM topographic map and aerial photograph database using industry standard &NAME for data management in a &NAME format . Structural attributes observed at individual localities will be collected and stored in digital format , including contact type and orientation data , linkage features displayed , intrusion-rock type and country rock structural and contact metamorphic features . Detailed digital outcrop maps will capture the detailed &NUM relationships and will be supplemented by digital photographs on which mm-scale features can be digitised with all data ( topographic , remotely sensed images and structural measurements ) . The student will then use &NAME software for &NUM visualization of the &NAME data layers to provide a basis for creating a model of the intrusion network . Additional constraints on the &NUM architecture from geophysical datasets will be incorporated as appropriate . 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This includes the &NAME Research Group ( &NAME &NAME and &NAME ) , a well-established group of &NAME and post-doctoral researchers studying the geological and rheological aspects of faults and shear zones , and the magmatic modelling group ( Dr. &NAME ) , concerned with the influence of igneous rocks on sedimentary basins . They will receive training in state of the art digital mapping and data management techniques together with field-based mapping . This training will be relevant to a broad range of future careers in the Earth Sciences . Related ongoing &NAME projects include : &NUM ) &NAME LINK project on quantifying fault zone evolution and basement reactivation ; &NUM ) &NAME - an &NAME 5th framework initiative on sub-basalt imaging . &NUM ) Modelling of sill and laccolith intrusions . &NUM ) Inversion study of &NAME basin . Supervisors : Dr &NAME &NAME , Dr &NAME &NAME , Dr &NAME &NAME , - ----An approximate breakdown of the costs for this PhD project----- COSTS PER ANNUM &NAME &NAME : £ &NUM Maintenance Costs : £ &NUM Equipment and Fieldwork Costs : £ &NUM - ----The rE9sumE9 of &NAME &NAME &NAME RC9SUMC9 TIMOTHY STEPHEN FAREWELL PERSONAL INFORMATION AND CONTACT DETAILS Date of &NAME : 30th April , &NUM Place of &NAME : &NAME , &NAME , &NAME Address : &NUM &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME CB4 2AP &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM E-mail : &EMAIL EDUCATION &NUM - &NUM &NAME Road Sixth Form College , &NAME , &NAME &NAME Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME and Design Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME Advanced Level ( &CHAR ) &NAME Advanced Supplementary Level ( &CHAR ) &NUM - &NUM &NAME University , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME ( in progress ) EMPLOYMENT &NUM - &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME Hospital , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME 's Punting Company , &NAME River Chauffeur and &NAME &NAME EXTRACURRICULAR POSITIONS AND ACTIVITIES &NUM - &NUM &NAME Road Sixth Form College , &NAME &NAME and Committee Member , &NAME Staff - &NAME Committee Leader , Christian Union Various theatrical and choral performances , including ; &NAME On The Roof , and &NAME 's &NAME &NUM - &NUM &NAME &NAME 's College and Earth Sciences Dept , &NAME University President , &NAME &NAME 's College &NAME &NAME Leader , &NAME 's Hall Worship &NAME and Committee Member , Departmental Staff - &NAME Committee &NAME , &NAME University &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME 's College &NAME Club Member , &NAME &NAME 's College Men 's &NAME &NAME INTERESTS If I am keen to do something , I am dedicated and give it a large amount of effort . I am a person who is not satisfied to simply engage in &NUM activity . I enjoy working with new technology and making new discoveries while suggesting original ways of solving problems - hence my academic scientific slant . I am creative . I enjoy painting portraits , engaging in woodwork , and playing the guitar . I am currently in the process of finishing my first historical novel . &NUM SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME We love you too ! &NAME - do n't worry , the &NAME is on your side . Have a great weekend , enjoy the hockey ! I 'd love to meet up for lunch sometime this week . I 'll text you when I know what 's happening . Love &NAME &CHAR &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi guys . I got word from the supervisor for the PhD that the people who were going to fund it have now pulled out . I do n't know why or anything like that , but as it stands now , I probably wo n't be in &NAME next year , and really do n't have a clue about what I 'm going to do . I feel a bit down , and would really appreciate your prayers for peace and also for guidance . I would really like to have a bit of certainty in my life . I wonder if that will ever happen . You guys are brilliant friends . The best I 've ever had . Thanks so much for your love and support over the last few years . I love you guys . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME I love you too &NAME , but I 'm taken and that 's the way it 's just going to have to be . Maybe , if things were different , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi guys . I got word from the supervisor for the PhD that the people who were going to fund it have now pulled out . I do n't know why or anything like that , but as it stands now , I probably wo n't be in &NAME next year , and really do n't have a clue about what I 'm going to do . I feel a bit down , and would really appreciate your prayers for peace and also for guidance . I would really like to have a bit of certainty in my life . I wonder if that will ever happen . You guys are brilliant friends . The best I 've ever had . Thanks so much for your love and support over the last few years . I love you guys . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME dearest loveliest &NAME , I 'm really sorry about the funding and I really really hope that something even better will turn up for you . you are amazing , wonderful and brilliant and &CHAR really really mean that and I know that whatever you do next year you will do with all your heart and soul , I will pray for you this evening , love &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi guys . I got word from the supervisor for the PhD that the people who were going to fund it have now pulled out . I do n't know why or anything like that , but as it stands now , I probably wo n't be in &NAME next year , and really do n't have a clue about what I 'm going to do . I feel a bit down , and would really appreciate your prayers for peace and also for guidance . I would really like to have a bit of certainty in my life . I wonder if that will ever happen . You guys are brilliant friends . The best I 've ever had . Thanks so much for your love and support over the last few years . I love you guys . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME dearest loveliest &NAME , I 'm really sorry about the funding and I really really hope that something even better will turn up for you . you are amazing , wonderful and brilliant and &CHAR really really mean that and I know that whatever you do next year you will do with all your heart and soul , I will pray for you this evening , love &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi guys . I got word from the supervisor for the PhD that the people who were going to fund it have now pulled out . I do n't know why or anything like that , but as it stands now , I probably wo n't be in &NAME next year , and really do n't have a clue about what I 'm going to do . I feel a bit down , and would really appreciate your prayers for peace and also for guidance . I would really like to have a bit of certainty in my life . I wonder if that will ever happen . You guys are brilliant friends . The best I 've ever had . Thanks so much for your love and support over the last few years . I love you guys . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME , Do n't panic . Just because this has n't worked out , does n't mean something else wo n't come up . We do n't know what the future holds , but we know who holds the future . Try to not worry , relax at home and focus on work that you have to do for this term . We will all be thinking of you and praying for you . Lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NUM : &NUM . &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi guys . I got word from the supervisor for the PhD that the people who were going to fund it have now pulled out . I do n't know why or anything like that , but as it stands now , I probably wo n't be in &NAME next year , and really do n't have a clue about what I 'm going to do . I feel a bit down , and would really appreciate your prayers for peace and also for guidance . I would really like to have a bit of certainty in my life . I wonder if that will ever happen . You guys are brilliant friends . The best I 've ever had . Thanks so much for your love and support over the last few years . I love you guys . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME Dear &NAME , I know that I have to just totally rely on &NAME for everything in my life , and I am only just learning how to do that . But his grace is sufficient for everything- and anything- and I know that he will show you this . He is gracious and merciful , and he loves you . Your future is secure in him , wherever and whatever you do . I am praying for you . Much love , &NAME xx &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi guys . I got word from the supervisor for the PhD that the people who were going to fund it have now pulled out . I do n't know why or anything like that , but as it stands now , I probably wo n't be in &NAME next year , and really do n't have a clue about what I 'm going to do . I feel a bit down , and would really appreciate your prayers for peace and also for guidance . I would really like to have a bit of certainty in my life . I wonder if that will ever happen . You guys are brilliant friends . The best I 've ever had . Thanks so much for your love and support over the last few years . I love you guys . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME The PhD description is so cooool that others may want to apply . Perhaps you could suggest they advertise it in a boring fashion ! ! ! ( That is if they really want the BEST candidate , i.e. you ) &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME CB2 2SR SUBJECT: &NAME topic on exceptional preserved faunas from &NAME To those of you searching for PhD funding . I have just received a PhD notice for a project in &NAME , &NAME , &NAME The comparative taphonomy of exceptional faunas in Tertiary lacustrine basins of NE &NAME . I have posted further details on the PhD notice board . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Not sure how you 'll contact me if you need to but : &NUM &NUM is my phone number . Otherwise just appear at the door - &NUM &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME ! ! &NAME long-time-no-see-holiday-pals ! ! I 'm sure there 's only &NUM thing on your mind at the moment - man , it 's hot ! hope you 're enjoying these beautiful summery days . I 'm just at home , doing all those things I was planning to start after our brilliant week &NAME ... it seems ages away now . have only played &NUM game of scrabble since , and no crazy golf or bridge ! ! but have had lots of &NAME ! have got lots of work on from Christian Aid - organising the collections of mobile phones in most of East &NAME ... ! and promoting a scheme called will aid . for anyone who has got an old mobile , and would love to recycle it ( ! ) , you can either give them to me when you see me next , or post it for free to : Christian Aid Appeal , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NUM , PO &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME . if you could , t' wud be fantastic . and I 'll be very proud of you . ... ! ! warning . this are the first projects of my hopefully life-long career in fundraising . . . ... are n't you glad you 're my friends . ... ! ! who knows what I 'll be trying to cagoule you to do when you 're all rich and famous . ... maybe being my celebrity speaker at a fundraising dinner , getting me a slot on &NAME &NAME with one of those big thermometers to gauge how much money we 've raised , or even just donating a helicopter , you know if you 're a bit hard up . ... hee hee ! anyways back with a thud to reality . look forward to hearing form you / seeing you sometime in the near or distant future , love from &NAME &CHAR Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . Click Here SUBJECT: photos Hi &NAME , Take a look at the " Blue &NAME " photos , linked from this web-site : &WEBSITE / I took them a couple of days ago and doctored them today . Best , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME I like the picture a lot ... really professional ! Tell me more about the band ! And where the picture is taken . It looks amazing . We shall be victorious , loads to tell you about the old guys who 've come for the game and things . See you soon , &NAME &NAME Sat , &NUM Mar &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : look at this site - my picture is the main &NUM . cool , eh ? &WEBSITE best wishes for tomorrow at &NUM &NAME em &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME I 'd love to , but I do n't think we 'll be getting there " till Sunday . I 'll let you know if otherwise . Thanks , &CHAR &NAME ! ! ! I might be taking some pizza up to the flats tomorrow - do you want to come along as well ? I 'm sure &CHAR , &CHAR , P etc would n't mind . Talk to you tomorrrow ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Please pray for our neighbour ... ... who has just been flown into &NAME hospital with a suspect heart attack . He was feeling unwell in the night and then had really bad chest pains . The county air ambulance was called out and he was taken off in an oxygen mask etc. His name is &NAME . Pleas also pray for &NAME , his wife ; his son &NAME and partner &NAME . &NAME 's daughter &NAME who was there when it happened . &NAME and &NAME 's granddaughter &NAME who lives with her grandparents . My mum who has driven &NAME into &NAME because she was n't really in a state to drive . Thanks guys ! Sorry I 've been so bad at emailing . I will catch up soon ! loads of love , &NAME xx ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do you &NAME ! ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME from &NAME & &NAME ! &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Poem But if we bought that it would get smashed by &NAME during a pillow fight ... &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME poem &NAME . ( &WEBSITE ) Personally , I like the crafted bowls referred to in the last stanza - particularly that rather attractive looking ceramic specimen at £ &NUM . &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : Poem &NAME poem &NAME . ( &WEBSITE ) Personally , I like the crafted bowls referred to in the last stanza - particularly that rather attractive looking ceramic specimen at £ &NUM . &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: postscript I have managed to print the picture here . &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME ! Hey guys - good news ! I was at the science site today and went to see my lab technician ... he is very happy for us to use the 2nd year lab and will find us the High Voltage &NAME supply , etc. Fabulous ! I told you I could be charming when I wanted to be ... &SMILEY " Aviation is go " says &NAME ... ! Can I suggest next Weds as a good day ? ( &NAME is away from &NAME , the rest of the week is taken , &NAME the following week ... ) Speak soon , love &NAME x SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME ! Ooops ... I meant love from the Wizard of &NAME &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME ! &NAME . Hey guys - good news ! I was at the science site today and went to see my lab technician ... he is very happy for us to use the 2nd year lab and will find us the High Voltage &NAME supply , etc. Fabulous ! I told you I could be charming when I wanted to be ... &SMILEY " Aviation is go " says &NAME ... ! Can I suggest next Weds as a good day ? ( &NAME is away from &NAME , the rest of the week is taken , &NAME the following week ... ) Speak soon , love &NAME x SUBJECT: &NAME Here are the prayer points for this week ... &NAME - holiday job interview on this Friday at &NUM , for working at hospital playscheme . &NAME - praise &NAME that her mum is a lot better - all the work she needs to do before the end of term &NAME &CHAR - tiredness - work - very busy - &NAME - brother &NAME , who is a bit happier , but still needs prayer &NAME - work , and being able to concentrate on it &NAME - her dad , who is still looking for work , but is feeling more positive about it &NAME - that he will continue not being stressed about work ! &NAME - his grandad who is ill , and the whole family PETE - he has resigned from the &NAME exec , to try and sort out what he believes and thinks . Pray that he will be able to talk to people who are wise , who can help him with his questions . JUSTIN - feeling very alone at the moment , not seeming to be getting better . Also now got a stomach bug . New Relationships - pray for the new couples in college , that they will be a good witness in their relationships , and they will build friendships , and be sensitive to others , and sensible , etc. SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi fellow &NAME Group members ! For those of you who were there last night , I have found the poem I was talking about : The &NAME of the Year I said to the man who stood at the &NAME of the Year " Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown . " And he replied , " Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of &NAME . That shall be to you better than light and safer than a known way ! " So I went forth and finding the Hand of &NAME trod gladly into the night . &CHAR &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) Fabulous ! ( If you 're wondering where you might have heard it recently , it was read at the &NAME Mother 's funeral I think . ) &NAME x SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME , No bible study this week , because of &NAME &NAME . Here are this week 's prayer points ... &NAME - &NAME &NAME - grandad , and also his &NAME , and his dad , who is having to travel a lot to see him &NAME - mum , who is back at home now . She is till ill , but thank &NAME because she is getting better &NAME &CHAR - dad leading a church group in &NAME at the moment &NAME &CHAR - brother &NAME , who is still not enjoying his time at school &NAME - thanks that she has done well on her work &NAME &CHAR - for faith when praying JUSTIN - still ill , and quite fed up , but he is on some homeopathic medication now THIRD YEARS - work , stress , thinking about the future , etc SEARCHING ISSUES - organisation , people to go BAILEY PRAISE - speaker , and other practical issues ALPHA EXPLORE COURSE - tension with other groups about room bookings &NAME & &NAME - leading CU , &NAME , etc &NAME - work ( too much ! ) See you all the week after next , Love &NAME SUBJECT: prayer request ! Yes it 's another random prayer request from me ! This one is on behalf of a friend from the mission team I have just come back from . One of his really close friends , who is n't a Christian , is really interested in the summer team and &NAME , and &NAME has sent her his diary of the team - please would you pray that it would really make an impact on her and that she would be interested / find things relevant to her / want to ask questions , and also for &NAME that he would be able to find the right answers & the right things to say to her - he has been praying about her daily for a long time but he really needs extra support right now . &NAME ! I hope everyone is well - sorry I have been so lax in doing some kind of summary of the summer team - I will hopefully be emailing something out at the end of the week or at the weekend . Tomorrow I should be off to &NAME &NAME for a wee while , so in the meantime I 'll be thinking of you - take care & &NAME bless loads of love &NAME " Work like you do n't need money, * * * &EMAIL * ) ( ) love like you 've never been hurt, * * &WEBSITE / and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * &WEBSITE / " love your enemy , it 'll ruin his reputation " &NAME tutu SUBJECT: prayer request - &NAME churnside in ecuador hi guys just a quick email . please keep my friend &NAME in your prayers - she has just gone out to &NAME to start her work as a missionary there . prayer points : * continuing financial support * for her family and friends as they say goodbye * for her language studies * for settling in , not being homesick and developing good relationships with the children * thanks that she is finally there ! ! thanks guys &SMILEY &NAME xx ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes &WEBSITE SUBJECT: prayer request Hi &NAME Hope you 're all all right . I am asking again for prayer for my friend &NAME - most of you I already emailed but this is an update . He is out in &NAME on the &NAME programme . He 's ill and seems to be getting worse rather than better . Your prayers would be much appreciated . Anyway I will let him explain things in his own words ( this is long sorry ! ) : &NAME : " Apparently I have the worse tonsillitis in the history of the region , I 'm not allowed to eat and have to go to the hospital every day to get my " lunch " through a &NUM drip . I have a normal appetite and everything , but my tonsils are so inflamed I simply ca n't eat or even drink ... " Weds : " THIS THING HURTS LIKE HELL ... I AM DANGEROUSLY UNDERWEIGHT BECAUSE MY LAST MEAL WAS ON &NAME NIGHT . BORED MISERABLE AND HUNGRY ... " &NAME : " UPDATE : HAVE JUST &NAME HOME FROM &NAME ANOTHER &NUM HOUR SHIFT AT THE HOSPITAL . &NAME IS VERY WORRIED AND SENT ME FOR LOADS OF NASTY TESTS . THEN I HAD LUNCH WHICH HAS BEEN INCREASED TO &NUM BAGS . THAT TOOK HOURS ! THEN &NAME TOLD ME THAT I HAVE A VIRUS WHICH IS WHY THE MEDICATION IS N'T WORKING . HIS ADVICE : GRIN AND BEAR IT AND KEEP COMING BACK FOR DRIP ... SO I GUESS IT 'S ALL UP TO HIM UPSTAIRS NOW . " Sat : &NAME is even more worried now , it seems I am getting worse instead of better , and at this rate they might have to hospitalise me . So , prayers that this virus would get bored and leave me alone would be greatly appreciated . " &NAME : " Just on my way home after yet another &NUM session . Feel ok thanks to the lovely painkillers they gave me , but apparently it is EVEN worse ... I do n't know what to think anymore . And the medication they are giving me is so strong it has given me slight liver damage so I 'm not allowed to drink for quite some time ( at last a valid excuse ! ) ... This is simply insane ... " He has really appreciated all the prayer , many thanks esp to you lot from my home group , but I think that the pressure of work , the virus , and the fact that this is really the first time &NAME has ever been really really unwell have worried and scared him , plus he 's usually a very active and busy person , so the boredom is driving him potty ! Thanks guys ... do n't know what else to say - I am really worried but I guess all we can do is pray . love &NAME xx * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / Do You &NAME ! ? LAUNCH - Your &NAME ! Music Experience &WEBSITE SUBJECT: prayer request / update I emailed most of you a week or &NUM ago about my friend &NAME who was suffering from bad chest pain , well , this is an update and a further request ... I just spoke to &NAME online and he is still not at all a happy chappy . I asked him what was up and he said " cold , flu , tiredness , depression , sore throat , chest infection , skeletal muscular disorder ... etc , etc " ... not a good little list really &SMILEY I think he 's going through a bit of a difficult patch - and I do n't know if he 's really talking to people about it much , so everyone carries on as usual and he is miserable &NAME he thinks no one cares . He was hoping to help out with sound at &NAME Survivor and got a place , then the opportunity was taken away because he could n't do the whole thing - which he was indredibly gutted about - and then he had problems because the school lost his &NAME certificates ... I think just that and lots of little things have got him really down . So further prayer would be much appreciated ... He is really not himself at the moment , and I think maybe that 's getting to him most of all . apologies to everyone for not being a better correspondant - I am trying to catch up slowly but surely ... thanks guys . lots of love , &NAME xx ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Health - Feel better , live better &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Prayers for &NAME Hi , &NAME -- sorry to hear you 've been feeling under the weather . Hope you 're back to your old self ( young self ? ) soon ! Take care of yourself , ok ? Bye for now &NAME &SMILEY At &NUM : &NUM AM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Hi &NAME , Thank you so very much for your reply . We have our first meeting tonight , so I 'm looking forward to that . Yesterday I had one of those ill days where I tried to go to a lecture in the morning , succeeded , but regretted it the whole hour . I spent the rest of the day in bed and feel almost completely better today , if a bit tired . Is n't that terrible ? From Monday night I 've had over &NUM hours of sleep and I 'm TIRED ! ! ! Thank you for your prayers . Perhaps by the time I retire I 'll know what I 'm meant to do ! &SMILEY my love to you all , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Prayers for &NAME Hi , &NAME , Thanks for your email . Re : " prayer points " -- fallout from Sept 11th is obviously a biggie . SO many people in &NAME and the &NAME sought out churches in the days and weeks following . I pray that the seeds sown in the hearts of those who had n't 'darkened the door " of a church for years would ripen . There has also been a groundswell of interest in and concern for Muslims . Christians have visited mosques and heard talks about Islam ( including folks at our church ) . Groups in the community who have not interacted before are writing to each other , visiting each other 's places of worship and inviting speakers to share about their religion . Frankly , I see it as one of the very few " good " things to come out of all the horribleness . I hope that these lines of communication can remain open . And I 'd also pray that justice and peace rather than vengeance could prevail . I think I 'll include something that was sent to me through Alternatives for Simple Living , an American Christian organization I 've been connected with for years . I think you might find it interesting and even personally challenging . On a more personal note , I 'm intrigued to see your assortment of professional ideas -- naval officer really ? ? ? ? Just remember that many people shift professions a few times in the course of their lives ( professions not just jobs ! ) , so you may be able to try out a couple of those ideas . We 'll keep praying that you have a real sense of where &NAME would like you to use your many gifts . ( By the way , have you ever seen the book , " What Color is Your Parachute ? " It 's an excellent career-assessment tool which you might find helpful . ) Take care and keep in touch &NAME , &NAME and the gang &SMILEY &CHAR Faith-Based Response to the Events of September &NUM & Beyond from the Institute for Peace and Justice So many words have been written and spoken these past few days . Our concern , as a community of faith , is based on &NUM precepts . First , our Institute was founded on the precept , " If you want peace , work for justice . " And secondly , consistent with the precepts of all the great religions , " in the face of escalating violence , escalate love . " &NUM . &NAME as the basis of our nation 's response . The terrible evil inflicted on us as a people must be righted according to the basic principles of international law . Our nation has a unique opportunity to enlist the resources and good will of all the peoples of the world in a global effort to combat the terrorism that threatens all of us . &ORG is the appropriate channel for such an all-out global search for the terrorists . As enticing as it is to want to punish the perpetrators and anyone remotely associated or geographically near them with a massive military response -- an all-out war -- this will only add fuel to the spiral of violence that is behind these terrible deeds . We will become the evil we want to eradicate . &NUM . Justice demands that we address the roots of these terrorist deeds . As unpleasant and unpopular as it is to be saying such things , the evil that we are striking out against is partly our own doing . &NAME , as ugly and unjustified as it is , nevertheless comes from some long-standing injustices . We must look at the ways we have unjustly treated peoples and nations for &NUM centuries -- see the " beam " in our own eyes -- to understand where such violence came from . Unless we are willing to address the on-going humiliation of the Palestinian people , the &NUM years of horrendous suffering by the people of &NAME , and the widening gap between rich and poor nations , we will not get at the roots of terrorism and the spiral of violence will only escalate . If we want peace , we must work for justice -- not vigilante justice , but justice based on the rule of law and the precepts of our faith traditions . &NUM . " In the face of escalating violence , escalate love . " While we address these evil deeds directly , we can also address them indirectly . As all the great faith traditions have emphasized , the spirit of violence , the spirit of evil , can only be overcome by the spirit of love . As &NAME lived and preached , " We must become the change we wish to see in this world . " The Pledge of Nonviolence gives all of us a concrete way of overcoming the evil spirit behind the deeds of September &NUM and those being considered as a way of retaliating . For those of us who are Christian , the words and tears of &NAME as he looked out over his beloved city of &NAME are particularly poignant , " &NAME , &NAME , if only today you knew the things that make for peace " ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) . He weeps again today , over the Middle East , over the United States , over the &NAME , and so many other places , pleading with each of us to 'do the things that make for peace . " Practically , how can we escalate love ? &CHAR . Respect Self and Others . In the face of escalating words of hate , we can escalate our words of kindness toward others -- in check-out lines , on the street , driving , being extra patient with one another . b. Communicate Better & Listen Carefully . In the face of escalating anger , especially if the anger is directed at us in some way , we can escalate our willingness to listen non-defensively and acknowledge the deep hurts and fears that underlie a lot of this anger and not respond in kind . &CHAR . &NAME . In the face of escalating cries for revenge , we can escalate our willingness to become more forgiving toward anyone with whom we have some issues . d. Act &NAME . In the face of escalating acts of hate directed at Muslim and Arab people and others , we can escalate our courage and stand by them , protest , perhaps even accompany them in places where they feel afraid . We can pray with them daily and especially on Fridays , their sacred day of prayer . And in the face of escalating cries for war , we can courageously and lovingly offer a different perspective . The Institute for Peace and &NAME , &NUM &NAME Boulevard # &NUM , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM , &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM e-mail : &EMAIL * Quote of the Week from &NAME of Simplicity " The plain fact is that we are starving people , not deliberately in the sense that we want them to die , but willfully in the sense that we prefer their death to our own inconvenience . &NAME &NAME ALTERNATIVES for Simple Living Resources for responsible living and celebrating since &NUM &NUM &NAME Ave . * &NAME &NAME &NUM ( NEW ) * Sioux &NAME , &NAME &NUM &NUM / &NUM or &NUM / &NUM * &NAME : &NUM / &NUM E-mail : &EMAIL &NAME : &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME , National Coordinator At &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , Uncle &NAME and &NAME ( phew ! ) As one of my ( many ) activities here in &NAME , I 've agreed to lead a &NAME American prayer group this year , which basically is a chance for all of us brits with an intrest in or connection with &NAME &NAME to get together and prayer for issues in the states and &NAME at this time . I was wondering if , as you all live in the aformentioned countries and know first hand the things that are going on , both good and bad , local and nationally , you would be willing to suggest particular " prayer points " for lack of a better name . I do believe in the power of prayer , and so if there is anything at all that you want prayer for , I 'd love to know . On a less CU note , I 'm very much back into the swing of things here at college . I can hardly believe that this time next year I 'll be out into the real world , or some version of it . My mind has been flicking between different jobs recently ... teaching , &NAME , Navy Officer , and the most recent one is a graphic designer , which actally really appeals to me . We 'll see what happens . My dissertation ( thesis ) deadline is coming close , so the work on that is really stepping up . I basically finished my map today , and now all that need to be done is colouring it in. It is very large , about 100cm &CHAR &NUM cm , so that will take a bit of time . Still , I can do it in sections inbetween trying to work out weird &NUM dimensional tapering outs of rocks ... Gotta go , Lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Prayers for &NAME Hi , &NAME , Thanks for your email . Re : " prayer points " -- fallout from &NAME 11th is obviously a biggie . SO many people in &NAME and the &NAME sought out churches in the days and weeks following . I pray that the seeds sown in the hearts of those who had n't 'darkened the door " of a church for years would ripen . There has also been a groundswell of interest in and concern for Muslims . Christians have visited mosques and heard talks about Islam ( including folks at our church ) . Groups in the community who have not interacted before are writing to each other , visiting each other 's places of worship and inviting speakers to share about their religion . Frankly , I see it as one of the very few " good " things to come out of all the horribleness . I hope that these lines of communication can remain open . And I 'd also pray that justice and peace rather than vengeance could prevail . I think I 'll include something that was sent to me through Alternatives for Simple Living , an American Christian organization I 've been connected with for years . I think you might find it interesting and even personally challenging . On a more personal note , I 'm intrigued to see your assortment of professional ideas -- naval officer really ? ? ? ? Just remember that many people shift professions a few times in the course of their lives ( professions not just jobs ! ) , so you may be able to try out a couple of those ideas . We 'll keep praying that you have a real sense of where &NAME would like you to use your many gifts . ( By the way , have you ever seen the book , " What Color is Your Parachute ? " It 's an excellent career-assessment tool which you might find helpful . ) Take care and keep in touch &NAME , &NAME and the gang &SMILEY &CHAR Faith-Based Response to the Events of September &NUM & Beyond from the Institute for Peace and Justice So many words have been written and spoken these past few days . Our concern , as a community of faith , is based on &NUM precepts . First , our Institute was founded on the precept , " If you want peace , work for justice . " And secondly , consistent with the precepts of all the great religions , " in the face of escalating violence , escalate love . " &NUM . &NAME as the basis of our nation 's response . The terrible evil inflicted on us as a people must be righted according to the basic principles of international law . Our nation has a unique opportunity to enlist the resources and good will of all the peoples of the world in a global effort to combat the terrorism that threatens all of us . &ORG is the appropriate channel for such an all-out global search for the terrorists . As enticing as it is to want to punish the perpetrators and anyone remotely associated or geographically near them with a massive military response -- an all-out war -- this will only add fuel to the spiral of violence that is behind these terrible deeds . We will become the evil we want to eradicate . &NUM . Justice demands that we address the roots of these terrorist deeds . As unpleasant and unpopular as it is to be saying such things , the evil that we are striking out against is partly our own doing . &NAME , as ugly and unjustified as it is , nevertheless comes from some long-standing injustices . We must look at the ways we have unjustly treated peoples and nations for &NUM centuries -- see the " beam " in our own eyes -- to understand where such violence came from . Unless we are willing to address the on-going humiliation of the Palestinian people , the &NUM years of horrendous suffering by the people of &NAME , and the widening gap between rich and poor nations , we will not get at the roots of terrorism and the spiral of violence will only escalate . If we want peace , we must work for justice -- not vigilante justice , but justice based on the rule of law and the precepts of our faith traditions . &NUM . " In the face of escalating violence , escalate love . " While we address these evil deeds directly , we can also address them indirectly . As all the great faith traditions have emphasized , the spirit of violence , the spirit of evil , can only be overcome by the spirit of love . As &NAME lived and preached , " We must become the change we wish to see in this world . " The Pledge of Nonviolence gives all of us a concrete way of overcoming the evil spirit behind the deeds of September &NUM and those being considered as a way of retaliating . For those of us who are Christian , the words and tears of &NAME as he looked out over his beloved city of &NAME are particularly poignant , " &NAME , &NAME , if only today you knew the things that make for peace " ( &NAME &NUM : &NUM ) . He weeps again today , over the Middle East , over the United States , over the &NAME , and so many other places , pleading with each of us to 'do the things that make for peace . " Practically , how can we escalate love ? &CHAR . Respect Self and Others . In the face of escalating words of hate , we can escalate our words of kindness toward others -- in check-out lines , on the street , driving , being extra patient with one another . b. Communicate Better & Listen Carefully . In the face of escalating anger , especially if the anger is directed at us in some way , we can escalate our willingness to listen non-defensively and acknowledge the deep hurts and fears that underlie a lot of this anger and not respond in kind . &CHAR . &NAME . In the face of escalating cries for revenge , we can escalate our willingness to become more forgiving toward anyone with whom we have some issues . d. Act &NAME . In the face of escalating acts of hate directed at Muslim and Arab people and others , we can escalate our courage and stand by them , protest , perhaps even accompany them in places where they feel afraid . We can pray with them daily and especially on Fridays , their sacred day of prayer . And in the face of escalating cries for war , we can courageously and lovingly offer a different perspective . The Institute for Peace and &NAME , &NUM &NAME Boulevard # &NUM , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM , &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM e-mail : &EMAIL * Quote of the Week from &NAME of Simplicity " The plain fact is that we are starving people , not deliberately in the sense that we want them to die , but willfully in the sense that we prefer their death to our own inconvenience . &NAME &NAME ALTERNATIVES for Simple Living Resources for responsible living and celebrating since &NUM &NUM &NAME Ave . * &NAME &NAME &NUM ( NEW ) * Sioux &NAME , &NAME &NUM &NUM / &NUM or &NUM / &NUM * &NAME : &NUM / &NUM E-mail : &EMAIL &NAME : &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME , National Coordinator At &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , Uncle &NAME and &NAME ( phew ! ) As one of my ( many ) activities here in &NAME , I 've agreed to lead a &NAME American prayer group this year , which basically is a chance for all of us brits with an intrest in or connection with &NAME &NAME to get together and prayer for issues in the states and &NAME at this time . I was wondering if , as you all live in the aformentioned countries and know first hand the things that are going on , both good and bad , local and nationally , you would be willing to suggest particular " prayer points " for lack of a better name . I do believe in the power of prayer , and so if there is anything at all that you want prayer for , I 'd love to know . On a less CU note , I 'm very much back into the swing of things here at college . I can hardly believe that this time next year I 'll be out into the real world , or some version of it . My mind has been flicking between different jobs recently ... teaching , &NAME , Navy Officer , and the most recent one is a graphic designer , which actally really appeals to me . We 'll see what happens . My dissertation ( thesis ) deadline is coming close , so the work on that is really stepping up . I basically finished my map today , and now all that need to be done is colouring it in. It is very large , about 100cm &CHAR &NUM cm , so that will take a bit of time . Still , I can do it in sections inbetween trying to work out weird &NUM dimensional tapering outs of rocks ... Gotta go , Lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Present &NAME , this concerns a birthday present for &NAME . &CHAR and some others would like to get &NAME a hockey stick ( &NAME 's idea ) as he 's taken up hockey , has n't got a great stick and the one I want to get him will have a sentimental angle as it 's the &NUM &NAME and I have and it 's kind of symbolic of a certain standard ( yes , village , ho , ho .. ) So , if you want to chip in and get your own bit of credit for it , please email asap . £ &NUM each ( it should be about £ &NUM ) If you want to do your own thing , THAT 'S FINE , just email me to say that . I 'm assuming the following are in : &NAME &NAME Myself &NAME &NAME If you think anyone else would like to be " in " and is not on the list , get them to tell me asap . I WILL buy the stick no matter what by the end of the week . Thanks all and have a nice day , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME - Data Capture Operators ? ISO-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NUM ? &NAME &NAME Data &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : to £ &NUM , &NUM &NAME : &NAME &NAME My client requires &NAME Data Capture Operators to digitally capture spatial and textual paper datasets to enable the implementation of the &NAME systems . Data Capture Operators will be required to identify and resolve anomalies between computerised and hardcopy records ; prepare datasets for delivery to the external Data Capture Organisation , by researching gaps in planning dataset and identifying and copying source documents ; liase with officers across relevant service areas where appropriate . We need people with an understanding of Maps and addresses ( in particular large scale &NAME digital data ) , &NAME spatial data entry using either &NAME , &NAME or &NAME packages . Experience of Spatial and textual data capture projects desirable , but not essential . Please send your &NAME to &EMAIL SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME - Data Capture Operators - &NAME My client requires &NAME Data Capture Operators to digitally capture spatial and textual paper datasets to enable the implementation of the &NAME systems . Data Capture Operators will be required to identify and resolve anomalies between computerised and hardcopy records ; prepare datasets for delivery to the external Data Capture Organisation , by researching gaps in planning dataset and identifying and copying source documents ; liase with officers across relevant service areas where appropriate . We need people with an understanding of Maps and addresses ( in particular large scale &NAME digital data ) , &NAME spatial data entry using either &NAME , &NAME or &NAME packages . Experience of Spatial and textual data capture projects desirable , but not essential . These positions are based in the South of &NAME and are likely to be for a period of &NUM year with a salary up to £ &NUM , &NUM . Please send your &NAME to &EMAIL SUBJECT: Project Manager &NAME Systems Our client requires an experienced Project Manager to oversee the creation of a new database . The database will handle what is known as 93Large &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME ) of Local Authority owned housing stock . Part of the role will involve the supervision of technical staff who are experienced in the use of 93Geographical Information Systems94 ( &NAME ) &NUM t hey will be tasked with created the database proper . The other half of the role will involve active liaison with and co-ordinating the work of several 3rd parties including an independent &NAME software consultancy , a law firm and other key members of the organisation itself . To secure this role it is , therefore , imperative that you have ; &NUM . &NAME Project Management experience and &NUM . Experience of working with &NAME departments / professionals . Experience of working within the Public Sector will also be to your advantage . Rate - &NAME Start Date - &NUM &NAME &NUM Location - &NAME &NAME - &NUM Duration - &NUM months Contact &NAME &NAME - &NAME and &NAME - &EMAIL - &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM - &WEBSITE SUBJECT: proofetry You have &NUM apples , I take one for fun . You 've still got &NUM ninths of them ; I 've only one ! Wait : how many apples do I have to eat ? My stolen proportion is point &NUM ( repeat ) . I multiply this by the total and find : My number of apples is point &NUM &NUM &NUM ... Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: p.s. p.s. I hope you had a great time in &NAME ! Did you take lots of lovely photos ? SUBJECT: Raft race &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and I are going to enter the raft race . Would you like to be the fourth man ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME quotes and comments Dear &NAME , Not to be too picky , but you left out " I 'm glad " in " You know , I 'm glad , I need the rest " . &NAME , sounds like a very strange weekend indeed . I think I know what you mean about trying to be independent in a dependent way . I suppose it is most obvious when we make wrong choices ( independently of &CHAR & &CHAR ) , and then are told they are wrong by &CHAR or &CHAR rather than discovering this on our own ( as an independent individual would ) . It does n't help that while I am independent by necessity ( distance , etc ) you are independent by choice ( maturity , etc ) which is probably harder for &CHAR & &CHAR to deal with . Incidentally , I 'm sure it 's hard for both of them but Mum is the more outspoken . I think the Mum resting issue is a different one , and perhaps not one we can do much about , other than offer to help ( as opposed to forcing help upon her ) . It might be worth mentioning to Dad since he would probably have more luck . Someone once said : " You know you 're still young when you 're reminiscing about last year . " I do n't wish it was last year but I can imagine that you do . You certainly had a lot of good things going for you . I was wondering how you see this MSc fitting into your " career plan " that you drafted up at the end of the summer , given your comments to me that you did n't want to do a PhD ? Do n't worry about missing &NAME . Even when we were first going out I missed &NAME , though I did n't always know what it was that I missed about her . It is difficult , I know . I 'm sure Mum 's perspective is a right one , too , but she has the advantage of &NUM years of marriage , whereas we do n't have that stability yet . So I guess the ( sometimes somewhat pathetic ) missing of &NAME / &NAME is just a reflection of a desire for some assurance that everything is still okay . &NAME , I realise in re-reading that paragraph why I am not a relationship counsellor . Very clumsily put , but do you get what I 'm saying ? I 'm glad that you did enjoy some aspects of the weekend ! I 'll do my best to be entirely wicked next weekend to take the heat off you . Look out &NAME ... which bone will it be ? &SMILEY &NAME of the day for Visual &NAME ... test your code as you go along . Do n't try and write huge sections at once as debugging is a lot harder that way ! Over and out , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME quotes and comments &NAME , not sure that the &NAME &NAME were intending to be nutty when they wrote about wrapping cars around trees ! Is n't that quite a sad song ? Mind you , &NAME tells me half the &NAME and &NAME songs that I think are really fun are actually serious social commentaries ! I did n't mean that missing &NAME was pathetic , just that , looked at from Mum and Dad 's perspective , we may seem pathetic sometimes . Anyways , we can talk more on the weekend if you like . " &NAME the reason to be jolly ( fa la la la la ) " , &NAME - -- &NAME &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) &NAME &NAME , &NAME , sounds like a very strange weekend indeed . I think I know what you mean about trying to be independent in a dependent way . I suppose it is most obvious when we make wrong choices ( independently of &CHAR & &CHAR ) , and then are told they are wrong by &CHAR or &CHAR rather than discovering this on our own ( as an independent individual would ) . It does n't help that while I am independent by necessity ( distance , etc ) you are independent by choice ( maturity , etc ) which is probably harder for &CHAR & &CHAR to deal with . Incidentally , I 'm sure it 's hard for both of them but Mum is the more outspoken . Well , I only think I am independant because of college , and it was the natural thing to do . Someone once said : " You know you 're still young when you 're reminiscing about last year . " I DID N'T GET THAT THE FIRST TIME AROUND , BUT IT MAKES SENSE . WHEN YOU BECOME &NAME , YOU REMINICE ABOUT &NUM YEARS &NAME ! I do n't wish it was last year but I can imagine that you do . You certainly had a lot of good things going for you . I was wondering how you see this MSc fitting into your " career plan " that you drafted up at the end of the summer , given your comments to me that you did n't want to do a PhD ? I VERY MUCH &NAME THIS FITTING INTO MY CAREER PLAN , AS IT SEEMS TO HAVE MORE SOCIAL CONSEQUENCES THAN STRAIGHT GEOLOGY , AND MIGHT PROVE VERY INTERESTING AS &CHAR &NAME . WE SHALL &NAME WHAT &NAME . Do n't worry about missing &NAME . Even when we were first going out I missed &NAME , though I did n't always know what it was that I missed about her . It is difficult , I know . I 'm sure Mum 's perspective is a right one , too , but she has the advantage of &NUM years of marriage , whereas we do n't have that stability yet . So I guess the ( sometimes somewhat pathetic ) missing of &NAME / &NAME is just a reflection of a desire for some assurance that everything is still okay . &NAME , I realise in re-reading that paragraph why I am not a relationship counsellor . Very clumsily put , but do you get what I 'm saying ? &CHAR GET WHAT YOU ARE SAYING , BUT &NAME . I WOULD N'T &NAME THAT MY MISSING OF &NAME IS PATHETIC , AND IT IS N'T JUST THE ASSURANCE THAT I WANT . SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND SO I MISS HER , JUST AS I MISS &NAME AND YOU BUT &NAME BECAUSE SHE IS MORE THAN A FRIEND . I 'm glad that you did enjoy some aspects of the weekend ! I 'll do my best to be entirely wicked next weekend to take the heat off you . Look out &NAME ... which bone will it be ? &SMILEY &NAME ! I 'LL BE A VERY GOOD LITTLE BOY ... HUMM . HOW DOES ONE DO THAT ? &NAME of the day for Visual &NAME ... test your code as you go along . Do n't try and write huge sections at once as debugging is a lot harder that way ! SPEAK ON BROTHER . I 'M LISTENING TO THE DIVINE COMEDY RIGHT NOW AS I WORK , AND IT IS ABSOLUTELY NUTTY . VERY GOOD &NAME THOUGH . " WE WRAPPED YOUR DADDY 'S &NAME AROUND THE TREE .. " Keep well . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME quotes and comments &NAME doodily , &NAME , you 're right , it does all seem a bit like a performance , does n't it ? Well , I 'll do my best to not get drunk if you keep your hands off &NAME . But I 'm sure &NAME and &NAME will see to that . &NAME is rainy and Friday today . Glad you did eventually find your way back from the walk . I know the kind you mean ... where you decide you 'll head out for an hour , decide to head back , realise you ca n't find see your head or your back , panic , and wish you had brought a map , remember you did bring a map , use it , go home . It 's Friday . " I know it , &NAME . I know it ! But it 's over now . You know I 'm glad ? I need the rest . " - &NAME &NAME &NAME ! Good luck with &NAME . If you need help , ask me , I 'm very rich . I bought Intel at &NUM ! &NAME P.S. Am planning on coming to &NAME next Friday night . Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , Here is the rant ! I 'm off to the library now to read all about ( NOT ABOOT ) feminism ... I hope you 're feeling better today ( my dad said you were under the weather yesterday ) , love , &NAME xxx Hey , I 'm not a lumberjack , or a fur trader . ... I do n't live in an igloo or eat blubber , or own a dogsled . ... and I do n't know &NAME , &NAME or &NAME from &NAME , although I 'm certain they 're really really nice . I have a Prime Minister , not a president . I speak English and French , not American . And I pronounce it " about " , not " a boot " . I can proudly sew my country 's flag on my backpack . I believe in peace keeping , not policing , diversity , not assimilation , and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal . A toque is a hat , a chesterfied is a couch , and it is pronounced " &NAME " not " zee " , " &NAME " ! ! ! ! &NAME is the second largest landmass ! The first nation of hockey ! and the best part of &NAME &NAME ! My name is &NAME ! ! And I am Canadian ! ! ! &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) : &NAME , &NAME tells me that you 've got the " rant " on your machine . CAn you forward it to me please ? Thanks ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Yeah outside this thing called the power league which is a football thing and there 's a car park by it ... there are signs to it outside the school . I 'll meet you there at &NUM &NUM past &NUM if that 's ok ? THANKS &NAME I really appreciate you coming to pick me up ! Any news on &NAME as &NAME was thinking she might be able to get the afternoon off work and come to &NAME tomeet us at the station ... are you picking &NAME up before or after me ? hope your week 's going well . I am teaching year &NUM english today , love &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : I 've found your school . Thanks . Is there an obvoius plave where we could meet ? &NAME outside the front of the school ? &NAME - -- " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) It 's called &NAME College , in &NAME &NAME ... do you want me to find out the exact address ? hope all 's well , thanks for Sunday , &NAME &CHAR On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Can you send me the name of your school please , so that I can work out the route to your school for next weekend ? Thanks ! The trip in fuel , according to the &NAME will cost £ &NUM in total , so split between the &NUM of us , that will be about £ &NUM &NUM or &NUM each . I hope that is okay . Looking forward to seeing you ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME . you 'll be pleased toknow I 'm seeing &NAME this weekend , so do n't fear , all is on the mend ( I hope ! ) love &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : I 've found your school . Thanks . Is there an obvoius plave where we could meet ? &NAME outside the front of the school ? &NAME - -- " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) It 's called &NAME College , in &NAME &NAME ... do you want me to find out the exact address ? hope all 's well , thanks for Sunday , &NAME &CHAR On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Can you send me the name of your school please , so that I can work out the route to your school for next weekend ? Thanks ! The trip in fuel , according to the &NAME will cost £ &NUM in total , so split between the &NUM of us , that will be about £ &NUM &NUM or &NUM each . I hope that is okay . Looking forward to seeing you ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , Sorry to hear this &NAME . My thoughts are with you at this difficult time . I 'm sure you will do well wherever you are though , and I cant imagine we wont be seeing you in &NAME next year ( ! ! ) Have a good &NAME &NAME &NAME all , Just to let you know that I did n't get the PhD that I was going for in &NAME . I am ok with this , as &NAME does know best . In a way , it is quite relieving to know for certain that I wo n't be doing the project . I can now move on and try to find work . Thanks for all your support and prayers . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , Thanks for your email . we have not yet developed the projects for next year so I advise you to keep an eye on the department Web site in november when I expect that projects will go up . Your ideas on mapping sound interesting although its not in genereal in an area where we are focussing at the moment . By all means apply when we put the projects up . In the meantime I suspect that you might contact &NAME &NAME at &NAME if you interest is in remote sensing and perhaps &NAME rothery at the Open University . &NAME we do have a position for an experimentalist here to run lab . experiments if this interest you copuld you send me a cv . &NAME &NAME &NAME Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &EMAIL ( &NAME &NAME ) wrote : Dear Prof. &NAME , Please allow me to introduce myself . My name is &NAME &NAME and I have just graduated from the University of &NAME , with first class honours in Geology . I am currently undertaking a MSc in Geographical Information Management at &NAME University . I had planned to start a PhD project in &NAME in October &NUM - until that fell through due to &NAME funding problems . For about &NUM months I tried to find alternative external sponsorship from many sources , but in the end my search proved unfortunately , fruitless . The project I had hoped to embark upon was to look at the integration of new hardware and software in the field of &NAME - particularly tools like &NAME and &NAME - and the application of such digital mapping techniques to a geological problem ; The intrusion architecture of the Whin Sill . I am still very keen to further pursue my education to &NAME level , and this is the purpose of writing to you . I was wondering if you , or another member of your department might consider putting in a PhD proposal in my general field of interest . During my undergraduate mapping project , which involved the mapping and basic study of a small chain of &NUM year old rhyolitic lava domes in &NAME &NAME , I was struck by the " outdatedness " of the traditional pen and paper mapping methods taught in geology . I was looking in some detail at the textural heterogeneities in the lavas and their relation to the emplacement of the domes . As I climbed about on the glassy , blocky surface of the lava , I soon came to realise that the methods that we had been taught would not easily apply to this situation , where one textural facies would grade into the next , with much intermixing . There were few sharp " boundaries " , and I soon found myself with a ridiculous number of facies for domes that had at most &NUM chemically distinct lavas . What I concluded was that the production of a database containing the percentage and size of vesicles , size of phenocrysts and other measurable features at various localities across the domes - then forming a computer-created map , or maps with gradational boundaries would have made far more sense , and would have produced a project that would have had a firmer base in reality and did not result in the construction of so many artificial boundaries , as mine had done . This led to my wanting to advance the application of the new technology being developed to geological situations and hence to my desire to undertake a PhD in this area . I suppose my " ideal " PhD would involve the study of recent or present day volcanic areas with the most up to date technologies available . Perhaps the combination of satellite imagery or other remotely sensed data , firmly correlated with good field work would produce a useful and interesting project ? As I mentioned above , I became interested in the idea of a " better " way of mapping when I was on my undergraduate mapping project . What came to my mind there was a very much land-based &NAME geological survey with digital equipment and a new form of " continuum based " description suitable for the rhyolitic lavas that I was examining . Since then , I have started to consider remote sensing as a very useful tool and am undertaking the masters in Geographical Information Management to discover more about such techniques . I am interested in volcanology , not so much because of a huge amount of previous detailed study in my first degree , but rather by the fact that volcanoes are so visibly dynamic ( unlike so much of geology ) , potentially life threatening and as a result , a better understanding of these features could have life-saving potential for some people who live in the shadow of these mountains . As a natural conclusion of these &NUM interests a PhD combining both remote sensing and also recent volcanism might be ideal . I have had a few ideas about possible PhD projects , which could be very useful and interesting . &NUM idea , as set out above , based largely on the problems encountered with my undergraduate mapping project , is to develop a more informative way of mapping lava flows - combining remotely sensed data with hard geological data , comparing the &NUM sets to see if a more accurate , and much faster way of mapping can be determined . The second idea would be to try to build up as accurate a picture of a recently active volcano , or volcanoes as possible , with the result perhaps leading to better overall understanding of volcanic systems and hence better hazard prediction and prevention . What I might suggest would be to build a three-dimensional model ( on the computer of course ) of a volcano , through time . It would be a good idea to find a volcano with a lot of data on it , collected over a period of time of quiescence , leading up to and through an eruption . &NAME , gas emissions , ground movement , seismicity , temperature surveys , water table levels and other measurable features would be placed in &NUM dimensions on the model . Once this was done , it might be possible to get a clearer picture of what is happening in relation to pre-existing lines of weakness , lithological or textural variations within the volcanic system . I do n't know if something like this has been done before , but even if it has , it might be good to build up such " time - event " images of other volcanoes in order to make some comparison between them . This would be important , because , in my limited understanding , it seems rational to me to assume that volcanoes are all quite different . But to find some underlying sequence that might precede eruption in many volcanoes , perhaps in a similar setting to each other ; this could be very significant . If an idea like these is interesting , then perhaps you might consider making a proposal of a PhD in this area in the coming year ? Thanks again for your time , &NAME &NAMEMy name is &NAME &NAME and I have just graduated from the University of &NAME , with first class honours in Geology . I am currently undertaking a MSc in Geographical Information Management at &NAME University . For about &NUM months I tried to find alternative external sponsorship from many sources , but in the end my search proved unfortunately , fruitless . I was wondering if you , or another member of your department might consider putting in a PhD proposal in my general field of interest .I was looking in some detail at the textural heterogeneities in the lavas and their relation to the emplacement of the domes . As I climbed about on the glassy , blocky surface of the lava , I soon came to realise that the methods that we had been taught would not easily apply to this situation , where one textural facies would grade into the next , with much intermixing . There were few sharp boundaries , and I soon found myself with a ridiculous number of facies for domes that had at most &NUM chemically distinct lavas . ( &CHAR : p) ( /o : p) ( &NUM ( &NUM ) ( &CHAR classMsoNormal style' TEXT-ALIGN : justify' ) ( SPAN style' FONT-FAMILY : Garamond' ) ( &NUM ( SPAN style' FONT-FAMILY : Garamond' )What I concluded was that the production of a database containing the percentage and size of vesicles , size of phenocrysts and other measurable features at various localities across the domes &NUM ; then forming a computer-created map , or maps with gradational boundaries would have made far more sense , and would have produced a project that would have had a firmer base in reality and did not result in the construction of so many artificial boundaries , as mine had done . This led to my wanting to advance the application of the new technology being developed to geological situations and hence to my desire to undertake a PhD in this area . ( &CHAR : p) ( /o : p) ( &NUM ( &NUM ) ( &CHAR classMsoNormal style' TEXT-ALIGN : justify' ) ( SPAN style' FONT-FAMILY : Garamond' ) ( &NUM ( SPAN style' FONT-FAMILY : Garamond' )I suppose my 'ideal &NUM ; &NAME would involve the study of recent or present day volcanic areas with the most up to date technologies available . Perhaps the combination of satellite imagery or other remotely sensed data , firmly correlated with good field work would produce a useful and interesting ( SPAN style'mso-spacerun : yes' )  ( /SPAN)project? ( &CHAR : p) ( /o : p) ( &NUM ( &NUM ) ( &CHAR classMsoNormal) As I mentioned above , I became interested in the idea of a 'better &NUM ; way of mapping when I was on my undergraduate mapping project. ( SPAN style'mso-spacerun : yes' )  ( /SPAN)What came to my mind there was a very much land-based &NAME geological survey with digital equipment and a new form of 'continuum based &NUM ; description suitable for the rhyolitic lavas that I was examining . Since then , I have started to consider remote sensing as a very useful tool and am undertaking the masters in Geographical Information Management to discover more about such techniques. ( &NUM ) ( &CHAR classMsoNormal) I am interested in volcanology , not so much because of a huge amount of previous detailed study in my first degree , but rather by the fact that volcanoes are so visibly dynamic ( unlike so much of geology), ( SPAN style'mso-spacerun : yes' )  ( /SPAN)potentially life threatening and as a result , a better understanding of these features could have life-saving potential for some people who live in the shadow of these mountains . ( &NUM ) ( &CHAR classMsoNormal) As a natural conclusion of these &NUM interests a PhD combining both remote sensing and also recent volcanism might be ideal . I have had a few ideas about possible PhD projects , which could be very useful and interesting. ( &NUM ) ( &CHAR classMsoNormal) One idea , as set out above , based largely on the problems encountered with my undergraduate mapping project , is to develop a more informative way of mapping lava flows &NUM ; combining remotely sensed data with hard geological data , comparing the &NUM sets to see if a more accurate , and much faster way of mapping can be determined . ( &NUM ) ( &CHAR classMsoNormal) The second idea would be to try to build up as accurate a picture of a recently active volcano , or volcanoes as possible , with the result perhaps leading to better overall understanding of volcanic systems and hence better hazard prediction and prevention . ( &NUM ) ( &CHAR classMsoNormal) What I might suggest would be to build a three-dimensional model ( on the computer of course ) of a volcano , ( I)through time ( /I ) . It would be a good idea to find a volcano with a lot of data on it , collected over a period of time of quiescence , leading up to and through an eruption . &NAME , gas emissions , ground movement , seismicity , temperature surveys , water table levels and other measurable features would be placed in &NUM dimensions on the model . Once this was done , it might be possible to get a clearer picture of what is happening in relation to pre-existing lines of weakness , lithological or textural variations within the volcanic system . ( &NUM ) ( &CHAR classMsoNormal)I don &NAME know if something like this has been done before , but even if it has , it might be good to build up such 'time &NUM ; event &NUM ; images of other volcanoes in order to make some comparison between them . This would be important , because , in my limited understanding , it seems rational to me to assume that volcanoes are all quite different . But to find some underlying sequence that might precede eruption in many volcanoes , perhaps in a similar setting to each other ; this could be very significant. ( &NUM ) ( &CHAR classMsoNormal)If an idea like these is interesting , then perhaps you might consider making a proposal of a PhD in this area in the coming year? ( &NUM ) ( &CHAR classMsoNormal)Thanks again for your time, ( &NUM ) ( &CHAR classMsoNormal)Tim &NAME ( &NUM ( &NUM ( &NUM ( &NUM ( &NUM ( &NUM ( &NUM ) SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , &NAME to hear from you . We did have a " &NAME " time at your place and thoroughly enjoyed &NAME . It is a great city with incredible history ( the punting tour helped ! ) . Please tell your parents again how much we appreciated their kindness . Just prior to the visit we had spent &NUM weeks building a playroom loft in the attic space above the bedrooms . Needless to say we all needed a break and it was fun just to hang out with the kids . I must say that I also had a great time seeing all the sports ( especially hockey ) paraphernalia / memorabilia . It is not hard to believe that &NUM active boys / men have grown up in that home . Also great to hear that you had such a great time in &NAME / &NAME . We do continue pray that you will find the right opportunity at the right time with the right kind of funding - that is a walk of faith which we are currently on as well ! Once again , thanks &NAME for your family 's hospitality . We look forward to seeing &NAME when term begins , and also having you in our home when you come to visit . Just let us know ! With every good wish , &NAME Hi &NAME ! I 'm so glad that you guys could come and use our house , and we were very blessed by your thank you letter ! It was great to hear that you had had a good time , even things like having your own bathroom ! I 'm so glad you could come ! And thank you so much , &NAME , for the amazing lasagne that you left us ! It was such a wonderful gesture , and so very welcome , as it meant that &NAME did n't have to cook for us that night , and so she could just rest . ( She was SO grateful , and we all loved it ! ) Thank you very much ! I suppose things are starting to start up again in &NAME , and I so wish that I could be back there . I still have n't got stuff sorted for next year , but everyone keeps telling me that &NAME will provide the right thing at the right time . I hope tomorrow is the right time . My brother &NAME and I had a good time in &NAME &NAME , travelling northwards from &NAME &NAME to &NAME &NAME , through &NAME &NAME , &NAME and &NAME to some friends cottage for a wedding , then to our old town . Then we travelled south to &NAME and back to &NAME &NAME . &NUM weeks and &NUM miles driving ! It 's nice to be back home now ! &NAME has just been to stay , which has been great . She has now gone home , and so the search for Masters / &NAME / job etc re-begins . Say hi to all the family from me , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME ! Thanks for the update - we sure appreciate it . &NAME to hear how things have worked out for you , that 's what we have been praying for ! &NAME has just started and I have not seen &NAME yet but I 'm sure I 'll run into her . &NUM weeks ago I was clearing out my mailbox at &NAME &NAME 's and found the card you had written us in June . You should have seen everyone 's face around the dinner table as I read them your note to each . &NAME asked for a repeat performance of hers after we were finished ! Sorry not to have received the card earlier and acknowledged it . I feel badly about that . It made our day ! Please keep in touch and let me know your new email at university if you get one . Blessings , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME All ! Now that I know for sure what I am going to be doing over the next year , I thought it would be good of me to actually tell you . I know I 've told some people , but ca n't really remember who , as these last few weeks have been quite crazy . I am doing a masters course at &NAME University in &NAME in Geographical information management , which is basically mapping with computers and satellites , so it is pretty good fun , or should be when lectures start on Monday . It is a &NUM year course , and quite intensive , but very applied , so that suits me just fine . The people on the course sound really nice , and there is &NUM Christian who I have already identified . So that is good . The lecture schedule sounds very crazy with long days , but the material looks very interesting , so that is ok . I at this time , do not have accommodation sorted out , and so am commuting in to &NAME ~ ( about an hour away ) . I have found another girl who is doing the same from &NAME , and so will probably car-pool with her untill some accommodation can be sorted out . Amazingly enough &NAME provided the funds ( about £ &NUM ) for me to be able to afford this course , which otherwise , I could n't have done . I have full funding from the university , which , according to the finance lady who processed my form today , is practically unheard of ! &NAME old &NAME ! Am I incredibly blessed or what ? ! And this after only applying &NUM or &NUM weeks ago ! The only bad side of this course is being so far away from &NAME , and more specifically , &NAME . I do n't like being so far from her , but I guess this will be good for us - I do n't know why , but everyone says that it will . &NAME ! Perhaps they are just being nice . Well , I 'll go now , but I am thinking of you all lots , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , Sorry not to have replied sooner . Please come early on in the evening ( 5-ish ) as the kids would love a chance to hang out ( on ? ) with you as well . Whenever you can make it will be fine , I imagine supper will be for around &NUM . Address : &NUM Red Courts , &NAME Directions : take &NAME west out of &NAME ( through &NAME 's &NAME ) and make first right after the &NAME Bridge ( &NAME &NAME Hotel on the corner ) . Then take the first left ( &NAME Lane ) and follow the road up about &NUM / &NUM mile . Take a left across from the &NAME &NAME corner store ( bus station on left hand side ) and immediate right into Red Courts . &NUM &NUM &NUM is the phone number . See you then ! &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Just a quick e-mail to ask what time we should come on Saturday , and to find out your address . I will bring my car up , so &NAME and I can drive over to yours . We 're really looking forward to it ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME wrote : Even though the &NAME does n't have all the answers , it has all the answers we need and &NAME has all the answers - does anyone disagree ? Amen . That 's all I want to say right now . &NAME , have lots to do and you all know what I think about the evolution / creation debate anyway ... your emails have made interesting reading though . love &NAME x &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , ( I hope &NAME does n't mind all these emails ) Well , interesting emails . Even though the &NAME does n't have all the answers , it has all the answers we need and &NAME has all the answers - does anyone disagree ? Okay , I do n't really like arguing about evolution etc. from a non-biblical point of view as we can never be certain of anything that way , but just this once ... ! &NUM ) I would tend to say he is attacking " &NAME , rather than defending traditional geology etc. Look at the language he uses : " The scientific consensus is that the earth is of a vast age compared with " &NAME insists that the cosmos is only &NUM thousand years old . This is not the language of an objective critique of &NAME , as I surely do not need to point out . &NUM ) The fact that these fundamental concepts of geology were established before &NAME is of no relevance whatsoever . &NUM ) Traditional geology and evolution is a model used to explain the way the world exists at this point in time . In my opinion it does this rather badly . Now , you attack &NAME and ask for an alternative model . As &NAME mentioned , it would be advisable to read some &NAME literature . However , regardless of whether or not an alternative model is presented does not alter whether or not the first model is correct . &NAME taught egocentricity whether or not that was correct had nothing to do with whether or not &NAME had yet advanced the idea of heliocentricity . &NUM ) " Christians do need to challenge the belief that the ultimate controlling power in the universe is blind chance . There are many ways of doing this including raising the argument for design , pointing out the existence of " irreducible complexity and so on . Why could n't &NAME have used blind chance ? As I see it , we have already distanced him and diminished his role by attributing a large part our existence to slow-moving geological and evolutionary processes . Why stop there ? Blind chance is fundamental to the theory of evolution and accepting the major tenets of evolution without accepting the " god , so to speak , seems rather curious . &NUM ) " Within geology , these &NUM concepts are universally held ; I have never heard any professional geologist deny any of them . &NAME some &NAME literature . Also , &NAME pointed out that the fossil record would expect transitional fossils between ape and men . This is as much a challenge to evolutionists as the one lain down by the geologist who wrote the article we are discussing . Hope you 're all well and having a good weekend . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : You know all this but I 'll say it anyway : &NAME was referring to spiritual life answers ... lets face facts &NAME , as much as you love computers , they do n't provide the answer to salvation or make you right with &NAME now do they ? Nor does knowing how to get water from a cactus ... I therefore hold to the original statement that the &NAME does hold the answers to what we really NEED - ie the revelation that &NAME is our saviour , we can obtain forgiveness through him and learn more of &NAME as a result of the whole process ... etc We may still have big questions , but essentially , what we need to know &NAME reveals to us through his word , and any more is revealed through the working of his spirit in us ... We may not always see or find the answers , but &NAME does have them ... And , yes , &NAME has given us brains to work out the practicalities of life ... see y' all soon , love &NAME x &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear all , &NAME wrote : Even though the &NAME does n't have all the answers , it has all the answers we need and &NAME has all the answers - does anyone disagree ? Though undoubtedly true in some sense , this appears to me a somewhat ambiguous statement . For example , in order to work my computer I need electricity , and so I might ask where I can get it from . In this case , the &NAME does not have the answer I need , ie from the socket in the wall . Indeed , the &NAME does not even have the answer to the more fundamental question of what electricity is , and how one might go about generating it . Furthermore , the &NAME does not have the answer to the question of how one gets water from the root of a cactus if one found oneself stranded in the middle of the &NAME desert - a question one might seriously need to know the answer to if one were in such a position . My point here is to say that in a very real sense , the &NAME does NOT have all the answers we need ; perhaps that is why we have brains - to work out the rest . I look forward to your response , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Dear &NAME , Could you please ask &NAME to pick us up at &NAME &NAME station at 8.05pm on Friday , as this is when &NAME and I are arriving . Thanks , &NAME From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME &NAME " , " &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , 'Millza ( &NAME ) " , &NAME , &NAME " &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM My dear and distant friends , scattered amongst the nether-reaches of this fair and fabled land , Greetings . As it stands ( people-wise ) right now , for the grand get-together on the weekend of the 14-16th at my place . ... Me ( possibly - ( joke ) ) &NAME &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( yes ) &NAME ( hopefully yes ) &NAME ( arriving on Sat night - yes ) &NAME ( due to some brilliant negotiating - yes ) &NAME ( Hopefully yes ) &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( yes ) &NAME ( no responce as yet - can someone give me his number please ? ) &NAME ( unfortunatly -no ) And tonight &NAME suggested inviting &NAME too , so hopefully he might be able to come as well . ( Please someone forward this on to him ! -Thanks ) Tell me if I 've got any of these wrong ... What I need from you is : approximate date and time of arrival And when you come bring with you - sleeping bags pillow water bottle . ( I 've got lots of mattresses , so no need to bring them ) And with regards to FOOD ... as &NAME said , it would be helpful if you brought something . The way I think it is best to work this out is as follows . Watch me delegate . &NUM ) I 'm out from &NUM : &NUM on friday night , ( my parents " 25th ) but &NAME will be here ( Is that possible , &NAME ? ) . He can be me . So , if &NAME can be in charge of supper for those of you who will be here on that night , that would be very helpful . &NAME , there is a very good Fish + &NAME shop nearby , which means you could order that if you want . &NUM ) Saturday Breakfast - I 'll handle this , cooking a feast of French Toast and &NAME , etc &NUM ) Saturday Lunch - Perhaps &NUM people could handle this - &NAME + &NAME . If you could get stuff to make ( perhaps a picnic ) lunch for the people who will be here . If it is picnic , then that gives us flexiblilty . &NUM ) Saturday night - you will be treated to a &NAME ( which I 'll deal with ) Could &NUM people bring things to make a salad with ( &NAME + &NAME ) and could &NUM people bring a desert ( &NAME + &NAME ( &NAME - I know you are coming from &NAME , so if you ca n't do this - worry not ! ) ) &NUM ) Sunday breakfast - cereal + toast or something simple like that ( I 'll handle it ) &NUM ) Sunday lunch - &NAME + garlic bread . ( I 'll do this ) Could &NUM people bring deserts there ? &NAME + &NAME . &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME , if you CAN come ... ( and read this e-mail ) either bring some munchables ( anyone else is welcome to do this too ! ) And if anyone is coming in a car and wants to bring some liquids ( juices for bfast + coke etc ) with them ( &NAME ) that would be great . Do n't bring drinks if you are on the train - too heavy I 'm sure ! Tell me if this is a problem . So , your responce to this e-mail will be prompt ( click now on reply ) saying if this sound ok or not to you , and then we can work out any details or hick ups which may arise ... Keep smiling ! &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hey &NAME &NAME ! ! &NAME , my old friend , you are a star ! - well , y' know , I do my best ( ! ! ) I would love to see &NAME again , so feel free to invite her alone . Invite her for lunch and supper if you like . She does n't need a bed , right , as I 'm assuming that she still lives in &NAME ? If she does , we can find one . - Thanks ! She wo n't need a bed , you 're right . I talked to her last night and told her what you 've said , and she 's really pleased and will no doubt be joining us on the saturday ! I 'm pleased that you talked with &NAME , as I got the impression before that you &NUM were not as close as , say , &NAME and yourself . Is &NAME starting her A-levels or finishing them ? - she 's started her 2nd yr of A-levels . Last year she did As " , and this year turns them into A-levels ( it 's this stupid new idea of New Labour ! ) And , yes , you 're right . &NAME and I have not been very close , but I really think talking to her the other night has helped me understand her so much better and has brought us closer together . My little brother &NAME has just started secondary school , and I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad that I 'm not going there anymore . I was reading the guide about dress , and school lunches , and the like ... &NAME ! It makes me shudder just to think of it . - oh , I know the feeling . I was looking through &NAME 's school magazine and recalling school times that I 'm well glad are over ! ! &NAME is so much better , even if exam results are not too good ( I did pretty pants in the exams , if you 'd not heard ) . I 'm really looking forward to seeing you again . It has been a long , long time . - likewise , my friend ! Tell me please , how is &NAME ? - Well , where do I start ? There are so many stories flying round at present that I 'm not sure what to believe , and I think he feels the same way . When I was up in &NAME a month or so ago , he was in for treatment and on one of our visits into hospital &NAME and I were told by one of the doctors that a scan he 'd had showed that the tumour had practically all gone . This was very exciting , but we 've since heard from other doctors and specialists who 've examined him that " a substantial part remains " and other stuff . I just wish they 'd just give clear and consise answers instead of &NUM that seem to conflict etc , but then it can hardly be an easy job for them , and they 're doing their best . Hmmm. ... well . Anyway , &NAME has had &NUM chemotherapy sessions now , and that 's it for the moment . A week on monday they will start him on &NUM weeks of daily radiotherapy sessions that they hope will zap whatever remains and get rid of it for good . This process has been described in conflicting ways too . &NUM person described it as 'relatively simple " while another said that it would be an " extremely difficult " process with unclear results . Oh man ! ! &NAME is , it seems that the little bit that is left is extremely close to &NAME " spinal chord , so radiotherapy treatment will have to be carefully carried out so as not to permenantly damage it . But , despite all these complications etc , &NAME , and we , remain hopeful that the radiotherapy WILL be a success and will be the end of his treatment . He may need a session of chemo following the radio just to make sure that nothing starts to grow back again , and then HOPEFULLY that will be the &NAME of this whole business - a business that 's had a profound effect upon so many people 's lives , and I count myself as one of those people . &NAME , now to let you know about my train tickets . The only train I could get on friday 14th arrives in &NAME at &NUM ( lunchtime ) . I do n't know if any of the others will have arrived by then or if you 'll be free to meet me , but if not I 'm quite happy to amuse myself for the afternoon . As for coming home , I 'm planning on going to &NAME 's house sometime on Sunday ( probably after lunch ) and stay at hers for the night before travelling back home on Monday morning . Well , gotta go and have lunch . Hope you have a nice weekend and continue to enjoy your story-writing ! Bye for now , love &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME ! Everything sounds great . I 'm really looking forward to it ! Your parents DO know what they 're letting themselves in for , do n't they ? They 're so good letting us lot invade ! ! I was wondering , would you mind if &NAME ( my sister ) came and joined us on the saturday afternoon for some of the time . She may end up doing other things , but she gets so lonely on a saturday , and I 'd like to see as much of her as I can while I 'm down in &NAME , that I wondered if it would be ok . Let me know what you think . I 've just had a fab day ! I 've found an opening for my cards - and on the 1st day of searching too ! ! I took them to a gift shop / book shop in a town called &NAME not far from &NAME , and the owner loved them and bought &NUM of them on the spot - at £ &NUM each ! ! That 'll pay for my train ticket ! ! See , here I was the other day saying I was skint - and &NAME has provided ! ! And as well as selling some cards , I 've the prospect of more business coming my way in the form of the &NAME Arts &NAME . I 've left a sample of cards for the owners to look at and they 're going to get back to me , so hopefully . . . . ... And to top off the day , I 've just had a really lovely evening with &NAME , who was through for the evening while &NAME went to the &NAME match here in &NAME . It was so great to see her and we had a lovely time - and I 've tried talking her into coming on the saturday of the weekend we 're all at yours , so we 'll have to wait and see . &NAME , better go as I 'm whacked and need some sleep . I did n't get to bed till past &NUM last night as I stayed up talking to my sister &NAME . &NAME , that was worth it as we has a really good talk on spiritual matters etc. &NAME , bye for now . &NAME all is well , love &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hey &NAME , just discovered this email - you can tell I 've not been checking email much recently ! &NAME - you 're a star too and I 've loved being your friend ! &NAME may that friendship continue ! Hey , how did the interview thingy go after graduation ( which , by the way , I hope you enjoyed ) ? &NAME all went well ... I am job hunting this week . Went to the JobCentre and had little success . &NAME well , plenty of time yet ... Looking forward to seeing you and the others on Saturday - it should be fun ! ! Bye for now , enjoy the rest of the week , love &NAME From : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) Hey &NAME ! I think you are a star , and that you 've been a great friend over the last few years . Thanks so very much ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hey &NAME , I do like hockey ! ! ! &SMILEY Had you heard that &NAME 's playing for &NAME &NAME 's seconds ? Cool huh ? Anyhow , I 'm fine and happy with my little lot here in &NAME . The job has been quite good fun so far and is by no means boring ( yet ) . I basically spend my days sitting at a computer with telephone headphones on - answering emails and customers phone queries , ringing suppliers and ( the incompetent ) Business Express delivery service ( who deliver goods ordered by our customer ) . My workmates are a nice bunch and I get on well with them all , which is a nice bonus . Oh , and it 's FRIDAY ! ! &NAME ! &NUM days off now . My plans for the weekend are to continue exploring &NAME and to see &NAME . I 've seen him most evenings during the week , and last we went to &NAME &NAME church , where I guess we 'll go most of the time , although we plan to try some others . It 's &NAME &NAME church and he is a great preacher . Where did &NAME go in &NAME ? I may go and watch &NAME 's hockey match tomorrow : &CHAR ) , but it depends if I can get there as it is an away match and his car might well be full of fellow players . Oh , and &NAME is coming to visit us sometime next week , so I 'm looking forward to that . I am SO glad to hear you have something sorted for this year and it 's great that you 've got funding ! It 'll be nice you 'll not be too far from home and &NAME and &NAME in &NAME ! You never know , I may get the chance to visit when I come accross that way . As for &NAME , he is ok at present . He 's due back in hospital for chemo treatment again , but &NAME says he is in good spirits and making the most of any energy he has to spend time with &NAME , his family and friends . He is so great ! Well , my lunch hour has no come to an end and I really better get back to the phones . Take care and keep me posted with what you 're up to . When does your course start ? I guess you 'll have to sort accommodation and things ... hope that all goes well . Bye for now , love &NAME x From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME ! Thanks for the postcard ! I have just got my next year sorted out , and it is great , such a relief . I will be going to do a MSc in Geographical Information Management in &NAME , which is about an hour away from &NAME . &NAME amazingly provided £ &NUM pounds to cover my course fees , so I am very happy . Just thought I 'd let you know . How is &NAME doing ? I shall keep praying for you guys . How is your job ? better than you thought ? I hope so . Say Hi to &NAME from me . I really have missed playing hockey with him and &NAME . And you , our best supporter - and I thought it was because you liked &NAME ... &NAME ! I hope things are going well between &NAME and yourself . Bless you guys ! Love from &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hey ! Met your future sister-in-law at &NAME last night ! ! &SMILEY Enjoy all , &NAME &CHAR From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME Glad the work is ok . ... You like hockey ... splahah ! ( ow , do n't hit me ! ) &NAME was at Ebbs. Try Aldates as well . It is more charasmatic and lasts longer . SAy Hi to &NAME from me , &NAME too . I 'm sure you 'll see him before too long ! Thanks for the news on &NAME . I shall continue to pray from him . Gotta go ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hey &NAME , thanks for the email ! Lovely to hear from you . I am so sorry that you did n't get the &NAME you went for - but it is nice and refreshing to hear your positive response . That is the attitude I have adopted ( and am striving to maintain ! ) with regards to what I do from here onwards . I have handed my notice in at &NAME having got fed up with the way things are at this place . They pay peanuts and give very little recognition for my efforts . Oh well , time to get out . I do n't have anything lined up at present but have been applying for lots of jobs and have another interview on Monday ( I REALLY want this job - working for a christian organisation doing what I do best - organising things and marketing ! Cool ! ! However , I have to trust that if I do n't get it then that is what is right . Same as the whole me and &NAME thing . I hate what has happened SO much but an searching for the sense in it and trying to better myself as a result of it . I still want him back and , if truth be told , part of my wanting to staty in &NAME is to do just that ... but we 'll wait on &NAME and see . &NAME , nearly 9am so had better sign off . Be assured that you are often in my thoughts and prayers &SMILEY Please pray for me too ( I 'm sure you do ) and also for &NAME and &NAME at present . His treatment has ended ( nothing more they can do ) and &NAME has given up work to spend time with him . They are going to the Lake District a lot at present as &NAME wants to make the most of things while he still can . The doctors reckon that the next month will be crucial to indicating just how quickly things will get worse . The are amazing though , truely amazing and an example to anyone suffering or struggling with the whole &NAME WHY ? ? ? ? ? question . Oh , better go now , take care and be in touch again soon , love &NAME &SMILEY From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , Thanks for your e-mail , and sorry it has been so long in getting back to you , I 've been away from my e-mail for ages . I am sorry your future seems so uncertain . I know something of what that feels like , thought probably not to the extent that you feel it . I hope you get some inclination of what to do next year . I had an interview in &NAME for the &NAME that I did n't get last year , and have n't heard back from them yet , which makes me think that I have n't got it . &NAME DOES know best though , and so I am trying not to worry about it . It would be nice to knwo what was happening though . I feel like I would like to be all sorted out , with a life and a job and just be able to know who I am . Yet those things should n't make me what I am . Surely , knowing that I am a beloved child of the LORD Most High , this should be all the identity that I need . How far I have slipped ! Perhaps then it is the security that I desire that makes me chase after a job , or &NAME ? But again , has n't &NAME said that he will provide for us ? Sometimes I wonder at myself . I have been in with &NAME the last week and a bit , and it has been very good . It was wonderful to actually be able to spend some time with her , more than the weekend jaunts up to &NAME . Even so , as I was with her family , &NAME and I did n't get much time on our own , which was a bit of a downer . Please pray for us , that we may be able to get through the horrible year of not seeing much of each other . I find it hard , and I know that &NAME finds it even harder . Your prayers would be appreciated . I shall pray that your future becomes more clear , and that you will trust &NAME with everything . &NAME bless you , and I hope your &NAME is wonderful . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : SUBJECT: Re : &NAME I am sorry to hear about your plight on funding . Not the first to happen but not at all pleasant . I dont know any quick fixes . You could try the oil companies but you will need to put in a lot of effort with no guarentee of reward , I foresee . If you are around in the dept let me know and I would be happy to spend half an hour with you if that would help . Regards &NAME ps , sorry for delay in response - in the &NAME until end of last week . At &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Hi &NAME , I do n't know if you heard , but the &NAME had a huge funds cuts and so dropped the Digital mapping PhD that I was hoping to do . I 've talked to &NAME , and he told me that basically , if I could get some funding for it ( £ &NUM , &NUM ) then I could do the project . In light of this , I was just wondering if you knew , from your history in the oil induistry , what the best way is to try and get funding for a PhD from people like &ORG and &NAME would be ? I 'm also going to be looking at &NAME studenships , although I 'm not sure exactly what these are yet . ... Are there any other bodies that you might recommend that I try to ask for support ? Thanks , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE Dr &NAME &CHAR &NAME Department of Geological Sciences ( &NAME ) University of &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME : &NUM ; &NAME : &NUM Also at &NAME Technology &NAME University of &NAME Science Park Mountjoy Research &NAME , &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NUM ; &NAME : &NUM SUBJECT: Re : At &NUM : &NUM AM &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : I just thought that I would let you know that I have been offered a place on the MSc course at &NAME , with a bursary to cover the course fees . I have accepted it , and that starts on Monday , with registration this Friday . It is amazing how things fall into place right at the last minute . Thank you both very much for writing references for me , I do really appreciate it - particularly at this rushed time of year . Congratulations &NAME and good luck with the course . All the best , Col. &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME Kingdom &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : hey &NAME ... it 's really nice to hear from you ! &CHAR ahve sent you an email about &NAME , so &CHAR wont " bore you twice , suffice to say it was great and just what &CHAR needed ! I am quite stressing about the exams , especially because of the amount of work I have to do beforehand , but that 's just my way . I have n't heard from &NAME , but then &CHAR only left &NAME this morning , so I 'm not expecting to ! I 'll email him after this . I am seeing &NAME tomorrow ( yay ! ) as she is home for a bit , which will be just lovely , but other than my dentist 's appt . on thursday , I have nothing planned but work . ! nice . hope you are well ... love &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME , &NAME " Date : &NAME , &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hey &NAME ! I thought I would write you a short e-mail to say hello . so ; &NAME ! How 's your holiday going ? Is n't it great not to have the silly dissertation looming over you anymore ? Is n't it wonderful ! I 'm kind of starting to worry about my exams , but I hope you ar n't. I remember last year you really put a lot of emotion into the exam period , and I hope that you are a not stressing now . Did n't you think &NAME 's party was really nice and chilled ? I very much enjoyed it . And I loved it at your 's and &NAME , when &NAME got up and sang . I was going . ... That 's my best friend there ! That 's my best friend ! Have you heard much from the &NAME ? I 've seen quite a lot of him this term , but not heard much this holiday . I think he is bored already . What a guy ! I 'm really pleased that he 's living with &NAME &CHAR next year . I think that he will fit in very well ! Gotta go now , lots of love , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : et tu , &NAME . From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM will do Looking forward to seeing you ! &NAME Dear &NAME , Could you please ask &NAME to pick us up at &NAME &NAME station at 8.05pm on Friday , as this is when &NAME and I are arriving . Thanks , &NAME From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME &NAME " , " &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , 'Millza ( &NAME ) " , &NAME , &NAME " Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM My dear and distant friends , scattered amongst the nether-reaches of this fair and fabled land , Greetings . As it stands ( people-wise ) right now , for the grand get-together on the weekend of the 14-16th at my place . ... Me ( possibly - ( joke ) ) &NAME &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( yes ) &NAME ( hopefully yes ) &NAME ( arriving on Sat night - yes ) &NAME ( due to some brilliant negotiating - yes ) &NAME ( Hopefully yes ) &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( yes ) &NAME ( no responce as yet - can someone give me his number please ? ) &NAME ( unfortunatly -no ) And tonight &NAME suggested inviting &NAME too , so hopefully he might be able to come as well . ( Please someone forward this on to him ! -Thanks ) Tell me if I 've got any of these wrong ... What I need from you is : approximate date and time of arrival And when you come bring with you - sleeping bags pillow water bottle . ( I 've got lots of mattresses , so no need to bring them ) And with regards to FOOD ... as &NAME said , it would be helpful if you brought something . The way I think it is best to work this out is as follows . Watch me delegate . &NUM ) I 'm out from &NUM : &NUM on friday night , ( my parents " 25th ) but &NAME will be here ( Is that possible , &NAME ? ) . He can be me . So , if &NAME can be in charge of supper for those of you who will be here on that night , that would be very helpful . &NAME , there is a very good Fish + &NAME shop nearby , which means you could order that if you want . &NUM ) Saturday Breakfast - I 'll handle this , cooking a feast of French Toast and &NAME , etc &NUM ) Saturday Lunch - Perhaps &NUM people could handle this - &NAME + &NAME . If you could get stuff to make ( perhaps a picnic ) lunch for the people who will be here . If it is picnic , then that gives us flexiblilty . &NUM ) Saturday night - you will be treated to a &NAME ( which I 'll deal with ) Could &NUM people bring things to make a salad with ( &NAME + &NAME ) and could &NUM people bring a desert ( &NAME + &NAME ( &NAME - I know you are coming from &NAME , so if you ca n't do this - worry not ! ) ) &NUM ) Sunday breakfast - cereal + toast or something simple like that ( I 'll handle it ) &NUM ) Sunday lunch - &NAME + garlic bread . ( I 'll do this ) Could &NUM people bring deserts there ? &NAME + &NAME . &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME , if you CAN come ... ( and read this e-mail ) either bring some munchables ( anyone else is welcome to do this too ! ) And if anyone is coming in a car and wants to bring some liquids ( juices for bfast + coke etc ) with them ( &NAME ) that would be great . Do n't bring drinks if you are on the train - too heavy I 'm sure ! Tell me if this is a problem . So , your responce to this e-mail will be prompt ( click now on reply ) saying if this sound ok or not to you , and then we can work out any details or hick ups which may arise ... Keep smiling ! &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : dear &NAME , I am boreder than the most bored thing in the entire world , which may in fact be myself . can not find job , but can also not look too hard ... c' est la vie . have applied for a couple of things ... will have to wait and see . hmm , hmmmm . &CHAR hear that &NAME is fearlessly making the trip to &NAME to live there ... will be wierd , I think . I hope he 'll be ok . when are you off to sunnier climes ? lucky you ! I am going to &NAME soon , which will be duller than &NAME paint . things are not looking good in the excitment stakes . hope &NAME is well and that you enjoyed your visit there ... love &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , good to hear from you . I 've been travelling around again , visiting &NAME in &NAME , - lovely ! ( although I managed to make a loaf of bread in their breadmaker that rose so much that it pushed to lid off ! oops ! ) I 'm now trying to find a job to , and not being naturally &NAME idle , it is kind of frustrating . Oh well . I 'll persevere ! Windy wet and horrible here . I 'm trying to plan bits for the summer too . We 'll see how it goes . Need to find a car and stuff like that , also book passage on a ferry . Fun ! ( and expensive ! ) Keep smiling ! &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : I saw &NAME in &NAME , whence went &CHAR to visit him , and &NAME came to stay avec moi , chez &NAME style . in other words , no. From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME nad &NAME ? Are they a couple ? &NAME &CHAR farewellian &NUM . congratulations on acquiring a sister in law . it must have taken some skill and courage on your part to do so . I am not going to email &NAME , because I have met him all of , oo , twice , and I think I would embarrass myself . I am still temping , and not very stressed about having a no job lifestyle . something will come around . I saw &NAME and &NAME last week , and very nice it was too . how jealous I am that they get to see eahc other all the time ... O well . I have the cat , &CHAR suppose ... I am glad you had such a cool trip round the states . it sounds amazing ... am also &CHAR jealous about that ! hope all 's well with you ... muc hlove ( and to &NAME ) &NAME xx &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : Re : ( to be read in spanish accent ) ees ok , it matter no , it a veerrry founny . I am so bored at work . my mind is slowing down to the point of going backwards . filing . hah ! love &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : Re : &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME I just did n't expect that ! Love , &NAME I saw &NAME in &NAME , whence went &CHAR to visit him , and &NAME came to stay avec moi , chez &NAME style . in other words , no. From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME nad &NAME ? Are they a couple ? &NAME &CHAR farewellian &NUM . congratulations on acquiring a sister in law . it must have taken some skill and courage on your part to do so . I am not going to email &NAME , because I have met him all of , oo , twice , and I think I would embarrass myself . I am still temping , and not very stressed about having a no job lifestyle . something will come around . I saw &NAME and &NAME last week , and very nice it was too . how jealous I am that they get to see eahc other all the time ... O well . I have the cat , &CHAR suppose ... I am glad you had such a cool trip round the states . it sounds amazing ... am also &CHAR jealous about that ! hope all 's well with you ... muc hlove ( and to &NAME ) &NAME xx &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : dear &NAME , my dunelm thing will now work from tomorrow morning ... sorry ! &NAME told me about your MA- I am so pleased for you- I can totally see you doing that , and it makes all your hard work for your first worthwhile ... I have never heard of cranfield- what 's it like ? and where exactly is it ? it is really good to see &NAME blessing you , and how your faithfulness has been rewarded . I hope &NAME is well , and that the engaged couple are happy , happy , happy ... how is &NAME doing at school these days ? is it easier this year for him ? I hope so ... ok , I should go . lots of love , &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME , &NAME " Date : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hey &NAME , these tywo e-mails got sent back to me . I 'll try again &NAME &NAME All ! Now that I know for sure what I am going to be doing over the next year , I thought it would be good of me to actually tell you . I know I 've told some people , but ca n't really remember who , as these last few weeks have been quite crazy . I am doing a masters course at &NAME University in &NAME in Geographical information management , which is basically mapping with computers and satellites , so it is pretty good fun , or should be when lectures start on Monday . It is a &NUM year course , and quite intensive , but very applied , so that suits me just fine . The people on the course sound really nice , and there is &NUM Christian who I have already identified . So that is good . The lecture schedule sounds very crazy with long days , but the material looks very interesting , so that is ok . I at this time , do not have accommodation sorted out , and so am commuting in to &NAME ~ ( about an hour away ) . I have found another girl who is doing the same from &NAME , and so will probably car-pool with her untill some accommodation can be sorted out . Amazingly enough &NAME provided the funds ( about £ &NUM ) for me to be able to afford this course , which otherwise , I could n't have done . I have full funding from the university , which , according to the finance lady who processed my form today , is practically unheard of ! &NAME old &NAME ! Am I incredibly blessed or what ? ! And this after only applying &NUM or &NUM weeks ago ! The only bad side of this course is being so far away from &NAME , and more specifically , &NAME . I do n't like being so far from her , but I guess this will be good for us - I do n't know why , but everyone says that it will . &NAME ! Perhaps they are just being nice . Well , I 'll go now , but I am thinking of you all lots , &NAME Hi &NAME , NEW YEARS - &NUM How would you like to come down to my house in &NAME for new years ? I propose &NUM nights instead of the normal one , as for people who live furthur away it would be better , and furthur more , we would have more time to catch up with each other after not having seen much of one another for quite some time . So , &NUM days before new year ? &NAME leaving new years day ? Or the otherway around ? When you reply , can you relpy to all ( &NAME REPLY ALL ( &NAME &SMILEY ) so everyone can see what people are thinking . Say &NUM ) if you want to come &NUM ) if you can come &NUM ) when is best for you In terms of room , if needs be , I think we can invade &NAME 's house for some beds . &NAME this sounds ok to you . Remember - Breakfasts are our specialty ! &NAME ! French toast ! &NAME syrup ! &NAME ! You are all great ! &NAME Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . Click Here SUBJECT: Re : that 's so cool that you are going to be best man . wow . what is &NAME doing in &NAME ? I am glad &NAME seems a bit happier- &CHAR hate school and greatly sympathise with him ... &CHAR used to count down the days till I could leave . I am temping , this time at the nationalgrid ( do not blame me for power failures , these jokes have already been made . by everyone ) . the world is simple and dull , but the people are nice and maybe I will get something else soonb . the parents are more worried than me ... I know that &NAME has the right job for moi , so I 'm happy just carrying ont ill then . am quite busy with churhstuff , tho &CHAR miss claypayth . ca n't believe &NAME 's leaving . shame . am at work , must dash . love &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : &NAME : Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , thanks for your e-mail . &NAME is settled in in &NAME and &NAME is in &NAME doing a cartography course , so they are some distance apart . Still they 're ENGAGED ! ! ! ! ! &NAME really honoured me by asking me to be his best man , so that will be great . I am looking forward to it already . &NAME is in a little village called silsoe which is about 14km south of &NAME , and an hour away from &NAME . I 'm still commuting , but may go live there . I do n't know . Had my first day of lectures today &NUM hours , back to back . Killer . Still it was really interesting . School is a little better for &NAME . He has n't cried yet this year before school , so I guess that is good . Still , kids are annoyingly immature beasts most of the time , and I think they should bring the strap back to school ... ( now that I 'm gone ) I hear that you are temping on and off . How is that going ? I am so pleased to be having something to do again . It is a great thing . &NAME is good to me . Keep well , and in touch . Can you come at New years ? &NAME dear &NAME , my dunelm thing will now work from tomorrow morning ... sorry ! &NAME told me about your MA- I am so pleased for you- I can totally see you doing that , and it makes all your hard work for your first worthwhile ... I have never heard of cranfield- what 's it like ? and where exactly is it ? it is really good to see &NAME blessing you , and how your faithfulness has been rewarded . I hope &NAME is well , and that the engaged couple are happy , happy , happy ... how is &NAME doing at school these days ? is it easier this year for him ? I hope so ... ok , I should go . lots of love , &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME , &NAME " Date : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hey &NAME , these tywo e-mails got sent back to me . I 'll try again &NAME &NAME All ! Now that I know for sure what I am going to be doing over the next year , I thought it would be good of me to actually tell you . I know I 've told some people , but ca n't really remember who , as these last few weeks have been quite crazy . I am doing a masters course at &NAME University in &NAME in Geographical information management , which is basically mapping with computers and satellites , so it is pretty good fun , or should be when lectures start on Monday . It is a &NUM year course , and quite intensive , but very applied , so that suits me just fine . The people on the course sound really nice , and there is &NUM Christian who I have already identified . So that is good . The lecture schedule sounds very crazy with long days , but the material looks very interesting , so that is ok . I at this time , do not have accommodation sorted out , and so am commuting in to &NAME ~ ( about an hour away ) . I have found another girl who is doing the same from &NAME , and so will probably car-pool with her untill some accommodation can be sorted out . Amazingly enough &NAME provided the funds ( about £ &NUM ) for me to be able to afford this course , which otherwise , I could n't have done . I have full funding from the university , which , according to the finance lady who processed my form today , is practically unheard of ! &NAME old &NAME ! Am I incredibly blessed or what ? ! And this after only applying &NUM or &NUM weeks ago ! The only bad side of this course is being so far away from &NAME , and more specifically , &NAME . I do n't like being so far from her , but I guess this will be good for us - I do n't know why , but everyone says that it will . &NAME ! Perhaps they are just being nice . Well , I 'll go now , but I am thinking of you all lots , &NAME Hi &NAME , NEW YEARS - &NUM How would you like to come down to my house in &NAME for new years ? I propose &NUM nights instead of the normal one , as for people who live furthur away it would be better , and furthur more , we would have more time to catch up with each other after not having seen much of one another for quite some time . So , &NUM days before new year ? &NAME leaving new years day ? Or the otherway around ? When you reply , can you relpy to all ( &NAME REPLY ALL ( &NAME &SMILEY ) so everyone can see what people are thinking . Say &NUM ) if you want to come &NUM ) if you can come &NUM ) when is best for you In terms of room , if needs be , I think we can invade &NAME 's house for some beds . &NAME this sounds ok to you . Remember - Breakfasts are our specialty ! &NAME ! French toast ! &NAME syrup ! &NAME ! You are all great ! &NAME Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . Click Here &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ( and &NAME & &NAME ) , So this guy is defending traditional geology against young-earthism . Well I do n't see any problem with his arguments , although I would question how much " &NAME " literature he 's actually read , because he skirts over a discussion of any details . However , he makes the point that if one holds the view that " the present is the key to the past " then one can date rocks back well into the millions of years . And it would appear that this is indeed so , although it is of course an " unscientific " view ( in the literal sense ) because we cannot observe what the universe was like thousands / millions of years ago . Well , you might say that we can " observe " it because we can study the rocks that date from that era , but that is clearly a circular argument . Personally I would not like to make any claims about the age of the earth , as I do n't see a particularly convicing argument either way , but I would like to make a couple of ( amateurish ! ) points : - presumably &NAME must have started everything off at some point , and since we do n't really know what state he started it off in , I do n't see how we can make valid assumptions about , for instance , how much of a given elemental isotope there was in the rock to begin with ( necessary for radiometric dating ) . - the fossil record does not appear to concur with what we would expect from a purely evolutionary theory of special origin . It shows gaps between species , and hardly any transitional forms ( for example , there has not been a single irrefutable transitional primate-human discovered in the fossil record ) . This suggest that if evolution did happen , things must have evolved very quickly between major special boundaries , but this contradicts the whole theory of evolution , because by definition things ca n't happen quickly . I only make these &NUM points because they relate to the geological record , and the age of the earth ; there are many other personal problems I could raise with evolutionary theory , but that is for another day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : The point the guy was making , as far as I could see was not about evolution , but rather the age of the Earth . True , but the &NUM are surely related . If the theory of evolution , so central to Geological studies , does not fit with the fossil record , then this will probably affect age of the Earth theories ? ? ? Secondly , just because assumptions are made , this does n't necessarily mean that they are wrong . But I am not arguing that the assumptions are wrong - just that they MAYBE wrong . With regards to radiometric dating , assuming that a rock started out with none of the daughter product is ver likely to be valid , as many of the products are only produced through radioactive decay , and when not trapped in rocks , are very easily lost . I am not really going out on a limb to say that radiometric dating does appear to work . How can I say this ? If you use different techniques , ie different isotope ratios , you will still arrive at roughly the same age , within the bounds of error for each technique . ( Usually within a few millions of years ) I agree that there are some good reasons to suppose that radiometric dating may give us clues about the age of rocks , but do n't forget that it is still founded on unprovable assumptions , and thus , for a scientist , must be held to in a necessarily hypothetical manner . True , it is hard to say what the universe was like billions of years ago , and &NAME , ( The present is the key to the past ) really does n't apply to the formation of the Earth . Without &NAME all assumptions about natural earth formation are vague and sketchy at best and completely misguided at worst . Science does not have all the answers , but the same can be said about the bible . &NAME has given us minds to ponder his creation , and I love doing that.# Agreed . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME ! Sorry I have n't been in touch , it 's just been the usual start of term faffing period . I 've been having a reasonably exciting term with lots of rowing and some racing and stuff . It 's also quite nice only having &NUM modules to work on ! It was lovely and sunny this morning after the snow last night and the river looked really pretty ; I went sculling with &NAME &NAME and we were the only people on the river . This was a good thing since I have n't really got the hang of steering yet ! It took me about &NUM times to get onto the landing stage which had &NAME doubled up laughing but I managed to get out all on my own ! It 's all very exciting , although not for all the people who I subject to my enthusing ... I went to the termly afternoon tea at the &NAME yesterday . Say what you like but I enjoy them and I like &NAME . He is cool . &NAME is so funny and I think I might have been a little sarcastic yesterday but it 's so hard to resist ... I sat next to a first year guy also called &NAME ( there are &NUM of them ! ) who spent all afternoon insulting me . Either that or flirting , its so hard to tell . Oh dear . Speaking of flirting , I 'm trying so hard not to develop a crush on one of the guys I know right now . I 'm trying to tell myself , no &NAME &CHAR ) there 's no point , he wo n't like you &CHAR ) The last thing you need is a distraction right now and &CHAR ) you barely know him and do n't have much of a chance to get to know him so GIVE UP . Please email back soon sending messages of sanity and tell me how to stop turning into a &NUM year old ! He walked into dinner the other day and my friends at the table had to ask me why I was smiling inanely at my plate ! I 've only spoken to him properly &NUM times ! Help ! I have n't told anyone here ( apart from &NAME &NAME of course , you 've got to do something for her to mother you about at least once a week ) but I guess it 's safe to tell you all those millions of miles away ! Life is good at the moment . I 've only recently started to get back on track with &NAME since the disaster that was last year but I finally feel like I 've got a reason to live again and am looking forward to learning a lot this term . I went to &NAME church yesterday which ( If you can ignore people being overly emotional ) was really good , especially the teaching which surprised me . I still have n't really settled into a church yet though . I 've got plenty of time still because ( did I tell you this ? ) I 'm applying for a masters here in Engineering Geology . I 've got a whole &NUM year plan ( which &NAME is , of course , free to disrupt at will but it 's good for me to have something to work for personally ) . Next year will be spent getting this MSc which may or may not lead to a career in Engineering . After that I 'll take a year off and spend some of it working and some of it ( hopefully and &NAME willing ) in &NAME with the volcano observatory doing a project for them in geodesy . If I like that then there 's a PhD at &NAME under &NAME &NAME ( 'Disaster &NAME " who incidentally was one of &NAME &NAME 's students ) that I would really like to get , about the hazards and predictions of basaltic volcanism . And by then I 'll be &NUM and feel like I need a proper job ... The idea of ever being &NUM is a frightening one . How are your plans for the future going ? Do write soon if you have time , I 'm off to read about the &NAME &NAME , &NAME mapping of lava flows &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : Dear all , &NAME wrote : Even though the &NAME does n't have all the answers , it has all the answers we need and &NAME has all the answers - does anyone disagree ? Though undoubtedly true in some sense , this appears to me a somewhat ambiguous statement . For example , in order to work my computer I need electricity , and so I might ask where I can get it from . In this case , the &NAME does not have the answer I need , ie from the socket in the wall . Indeed , the &NAME does not even have the answer to the more fundamental question of what electricity is , and how one might go about generating it . Furthermore , the &NAME does not have the answer to the question of how one gets water from the root of a cactus if one found oneself stranded in the middle of the &NAME desert - a question one might seriously need to know the answer to if one were in such a position . My point here is to say that in a very real sense , the &NAME does NOT have all the answers we need ; perhaps that is why we have brains - to work out the rest . I look forward to your response , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , I bought a new bike today ! ! ! ! &CHAR has front suspension , rear suspension , saddle suspension , and suspension on all of the spokes ! ! ! You ca n't even feel the road ! ! ! Only joking . It does have front suspension though : &CHAR ) . I have now complete the first draft of my report , and am in the process of Re-writing bits of it . &NAME , it 's hard to motivate yourself to work at home ! ! Still , my house is fantastic , and I am really enjoying the change of scene . How did your lunch with &NAME 's parents go ? What is it like being at home ? Speak soon , &NAME Hey &NAME , how 's things ? &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Thanks &NAME . &CHAR Come up to my room when you arrive so that you can collect your duvet . ... &NAME No probs &NAME ! &CHAR Hi &NAME ! Thanks for driving me to &NAME 's! I very much appreciate that ! Keep smiling , and see ya on Saturday ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Yeah , the duvet . When are you arriving in &NAME ? &CHAR I 've got your pillow and duvet here . You fool . &NAME No probs &NAME ! &CHAR Hi &NAME ! Thanks for driving me to &NAME 's! I very much appreciate that ! Keep smiling , and see ya on Saturday ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : No probs &NAME ! &CHAR Hi &NAME ! Thanks for driving me to &NAME 's! I very much appreciate that ! Keep smiling , and see ya on Saturday ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : If I 'm going by train , then I might not be able to pick you up . If I 'm going by car , I might well be able to pick you up . But is n't your house North of &NAME ? Anyway , I 'm going SNOWBOARDING ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! so we 'll sort something out when I get back ( 29th I think ) . Have an amazing Christmas &NAME - be good else Santa might not give you what you want ! &NAME , &NAME Hey &NAME I 'm seriously thinking about the &NAME now , so I might live with you for &NUM more year ... we 'll see . Are you going to &NAME ? If so , how would you like to pick me up on the way ? Hope you are well , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &EMAIL &SMILEY &NAME - just in the off chance that I ever use the program , what are your names so that I can find you , or how do you know how to find people ? &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME . I 'm jealous . &CHAR very cool deformation ! I 'll pick you up from the station , and you can stay both nights I think I 'm in love with &NAME . Scary . I 've had &NAME much fun . Really scary . But fun . &NAME , life , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME . I am not sure how comfortable he is with the idea of someone takeing the favourite male position from him . &NAME , the old 'male turf " thing . Yes , interesting . I love &NAME so much . It is really quite amazing . I actually thought seriously about asking her dad if I could marry her . Obviously I did n't as that would be fast , even for me , and with the summer coming up and next year too , I think it would be a foolish thing to do . Still , it is very temping at times . Yeah , caution is the better part of valour . The thought of you getting married is quite exciting though ! I have almost made up my mind to ask &NAME " out " this holiday . I 'm quite scared about it , but I 'm pretty sure it 's what I want to do . I 'm sure my parents would &NAME if I told them that I was thinking about marrying , but then I think I find it hard to talk to my parents about relationships anyway . I was talking to &NAME ( remember her - the nurse in our homnegroup ) last night about &NAME , and when &NAME &NAME in , I just froze up and did n't want to talk about that any more . Why is that ? Deep psychological reasons I expect . I 'm not going to hazard any guesses though ! How is your new house ? I really like it . It 's small , but importantly it 's in a great area with fantastic views and a village rec for playing football on ! ! ! I went there to play football on my own yesterday evening and by the time I came back , I 'd made about &NUM new friends , and been propositioned by at least &NUM young ladies ! Not bad going I think . The beach was fun , and I even enjoyed complaining about the skankyness of &NAME . Come on &NAME , you always enjoy complaining ! &SMILEY &NAME and I are off to &NAME and &NAME on the 5th of &NAME , and are there until the 31st . It should be good fun . I am looking forward to the time with &NAME , as well as the trip itself . Hmmmm. .. I 'm NOT jealous . Keep me up to date on what your plans are regarding next year , and I 'll be in contact again soon , Big it up my friend ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : soon ! Hi &NAME , You say that you 've almost decided to ask &NAME out . When ? Smile ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : No &NAME , but I think she 'll probably still check &EMAIL &NAME Hi &NAME , Do you have &NAME 's new email address ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Not sure how the weekend is going to pan out yet &NAME . My parents are coming on Saturday , but I 'm sure we 'll be able to meet up at some point . Keep your lines of communication open . &CHAR Hey &NAME , &NAME and &NAME I 'm going to be in &NAME this weekend . Do you guys ( and &NAME too , if she is free , &NAME ) want to meet up some time ? Where ? When ? Keep well , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : I can do Sunday lunch if the house votes along those lines . &CHAR well you could all come to my house on &NAME for lunch if you like and I 'll cook something ( mainly because &NAME ca n't ever remember me cooking ... ) or we could meet somewhere and go out for Sunday lunch ? ( yes , I know it 's a Sunday &NAME that 's why I 'm offering you &NUM options ) I have stacks of work to do so ca n't be too long and definitely ca n't do Saturday ... let me know if all or some of you would like to come &NAME On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hey &NAME , &NAME and &NAME I 'm going to be in &NAME this weekend . Do you guys ( and &NAME too , if she is free , &NAME ) want to meet up some time ? Where ? When ? Keep well , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hey &NAME , Try this site : &WEBSITE / I ca n't really recommend any particular piece of software ( not that 's free anyway ! ) but have a look at the multi-track recorders here - there should be something that will do what you 're looking for . Make sure you get a complete shareware / freeware program and not just an update . See you soon , &NAME Hi &NAME , I was wondering if you could give me some advice re music ish software on the net , in terms of free stuff . What I would quite like to do is to be able to record say , a guitar track and then a voice track , etc. Do you think most freeware programs would be able to do that ? What is that called ? Any good programs you know of ? My first day of visual basic is going ok , but computers are really stupid ! Everything needs to be perfect ! Grrr. &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : I managed to stay up till &NUM on Friday night , talking to &NAME , and some very interesting things we talked about as well ! &NAME , are you saying what I think you 're saying ? ? If so , then you might as well spill the beans . ... &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : OK I understand - just in case someone tries to intercept the email . Sure . &CHAR I 'm afraid that some things can only be said in person . Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , Glad to hear you 've finally seen the light ! ( Although &NAME is a bit of a toy-town programming language ! ) Yes , I 'm going round to your parents " this evening . &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hey &NAME , I 've been doing lots of &NAME this week , and programming is quite fun . I can see why you like it so much ! I 've just been wrestling a bit with a simple days of the month program which is now working , and I feel pretty good about it , because , like you always did , I have done more than was required ! How cool ! Are you going over to my house tonight to have supper and watch the fireworks ? &NAME ! &NAME &NAME has no fireworks to watch ! Keep well , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME - I really enjoyed reading this email . Here are some replies ! Yeah , I thought you would kind of dissapprove of &NAME . Actually I really like &NAME - it was the language I learned to program using . It is somewhat " toy-town " but that is good if you 're just learning . It 's certainly a lot easier than C++ ; you 'll soon enough learn the joys of memory pointers and such like ! &NAME is GREAT ! If you ever have any questions , do email me . How are you getting on ? I wonder if &NAME went to my house tonight as well . How are you getting on with her ? I hope things are improving . Still , I do n't really understand why they are the way they are . My understanding is that she does n't want to see you because it what ? , will make her want to be with you ? Is that right ? Oh , how confusing . &NAME , if I 'm honest I do n't really fully understand her myself , but yes , that is kind-of it I think . There is still a lot of " chemistry " between us , but I do n't want to get into a relationship now , and she ca n't really handle seeing me a lot but knowing that we 're not going to get together , although she does n't just want us to get together either , so it 's really not that simple ! Do you ever think that you think about things too much ? Yeah , especially when I have n't got lots of other things to do . It 's fine at the moment because I 'm so busy , but when I 'm not ( such as over the summer ) my mind sometimes plays havoc ! It 's like a hose pipe that is on all the time , and is fine when the water can be chanelled , but when there is no channel , it can kind-of spray around making a mess . Or something like that ! &NAME said that &NAME was the same , ie that she thought about things a lot as well . Is that true ? Yes , she tends to live in a " thoughts world " that &NUM really ever knows about ( if you see what I mean ) . I want to get away from the whole term-system and get into the life that so many people are dying to get out of ! Why is that ? Deep questions &NAME ... deep questions ... Oh , I miss her quite a lot . I 'm actually quite envious of you that you have a girlfriend like &NAME . I often wish that I felt that way about someone . I hear what you 're saying about the closeness thing though - I guess there 's not a lot you can do about that right now . I miss you as well , and having a good solid male friend to go and talk to at anytime . I miss you too . Do you remember me coming and banging on your door at &NUM in the morning once ? I think I do remember something about that now that you mention it ... And on top of the hill that night ... How could I ever forget that ? ! ? ! You have been such a good friend to me . Thanks . &SMILEY I had a great time round at your house tonight - the fireworks were truly spectacular , as was the food ! And I got a new high-score on digger ! ! On a more serious note , I was chatting to your mum , and mentioned that we were planning to go up to &NAME in your car with &NAME . She said that she was n't too happy about you driving when you might be tired , after having stayed up late in &NAME , and that she would rather that we got the train . What do you think ? Speak soon , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : That sounds great &NAME - thanks . &CHAR Hi &NAME . Do you want to come over to my house next friday for supper when &NAME is going to be there ? My parents told me to invite you . How good of them . ( Oh , and I want you to come too ! ) I was talking to them last night and they were like , so , do you want to invite &NAME over next friday ? ? ? I think they like you . I 'm sure &NAME likes you too ! Talk to you sometime . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , Why do n't you come over Saturday afternoon / evening ? Say around &NUM : &NUM ? I live on &NAME Road , just off &NAME Road , about 300meters beyond &NAME . Later ! &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , I had n't planned to come to &NAME this weekend , but ... Just wondering if you would be free tomorrow at all ? I would really like to see you and discuss a &NAME project that I am about to start working on ... Are you free ? Do you have VB6 on your machine ? Should I come over to your room or would you want to come over to my house ? I hope you are free . &NAME is gonna be in &NAME this weekend , and so I 'll probably see her as well . I had a really good time last night at a CU social meal . It was so much fun . We were at a friend 's house from the CU , who lives with his girlfriend . I do n't really know what I think about that . I do n't like it , I think . Anyway , I 'll talk to you later , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : I have got &NAME , but we 'll probably find that just sketching stuff on paper is sufficient . See you tomorrow ! &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , I 'll do that . Do you have &NAME ? I 'll attach the assignment here as well , just so you know what it is I 'm doing . Speak later , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NUM On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Also , which house number ? &SMILEY &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Sorry to hear about the &NAME &NAME . But ... LOOK OUT WORLD ... HERE COMES &NAME FAREWELL ! ! ! Anyway , I 'll let you know about tomorrow soon . &CHAR &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , we can meet up tomorrow sometime , tell me when you know you ar free . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : My exams are on the Tuesday and Wednesday - Wed night is just about doable , but Thurs would be better I think . Hope you 're having fun &NAME ! &CHAR &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME It was good to see you today . Sorry I had to rush out . Birthday meal sometime in the start of the week of the 21st ? Probably tuesday or wednesday , but we will see . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hey &NAME ! &NAME to hear from you again so soon ! I 'm so happy to hear about &NAME -- yes , I agree with you : it is a lot of fun , and totally amazing , and yes , it can get pretty complicated sometimes ... when I 've got more time to write , I 'll tell you about my " complications " . Your project sounds really cool -- no wonder you want to stay in &NAME for a while . Yeah , , &NUM more years of undergrad kinda stink , expecially when I cna' t do normal undergrad things regularly , but that 's what it takes for me to do what I 'm trying to do . My roomies and I are about to head up to the ski centre to do a time trial . We 've got another one on Sunday and then next weekend are the &NAME univeristy championships . I 'm pretty worn out right now , so I do n't have any idea how I 'm going &NAME &CHAR . Oh well , we 'll see . The field hockey sounds cool -- my best friend plays field hockey , so I have a pretty good idea of how tough it can be . It tak ! es a lot fo skill to control that ball on those crazy sticks , but it 'll come . Anyway , take it easy -- good to hear form you again ! &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , I am fine really , bit of a shock but then at least I was planning to leave anyway . I had a second round interview for the job in &NAME on Monday so I will hear about it at the end of the week I hope . What are you up to at the moment then ? I hope you are enjoying your break . Love , &NAME From : &NAME &NAME To : &EMAIL &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) Hey friend , just back from &NAME . hope things are " ok " . thinking of you . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , Thanks for your email , sorry it has taken me a while to reply . As you will gather I am not great at hte communication thing either as I have n't written to you all term ! Glad to hear you are well and stuff with &NAME is going well too . I am ok , still no job but it should n't be long now . I have joined a few agencies but they are so slow at getting back to you . But now I have started phoning them up and hassling them , so hopefully they will get so sick of me that they will get me a job just to shut me up ! I am quite enjoying not working though , lots of time to read and think . My latest thought is that I might do an MA next year , probably here at &NAME and live at home . I do n't know if their courses are full but it is worth a shot I think . Its difficult as I want to get into political research but unless you have political party experience or research experience it is impossible . Although I do n't know what &NAME will think about this idea . We are talking now and on reasonably friendly terms , something I thought impossible at the beginning of the year . I think that things are looking up in terms of reconciliation of some sort . However , there is no way that I am ready for anything like that yet . I have just made some big shifts in priorities , moved away etc and I ca n't just go back on all that yet . But it is not looking totally hopeless which is good . I am getting involved in a few things down here . I have joined the &NAME Philharmonic Choir and we had our concert last week in &NAME Cathedral . We did a mass by &NAME and one by &NAME which was incredibly difficult but amazing . I am also hoping to join the &NAME Symphony Orchestra , although I have n't played my oboe for years so it may need a bit of work ! I have also got involved in a good church in &NAME which has been a help . I am quite enjoying living at home , which is something I never thought I would say ! It has its moments of frustration but on the whole it is good . And I have just been insured on mum 's car which is a great help as it gives me more freedom . &NAME is lovely and sunny at the moment and I even managed shorts and t-shirt the other day - bit of a contrast from &NAME ! Have you heard anything about your phD plans yet ? I hope you have a lovely &NAME . Lots of love , &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME &NAME " Date : &NAME , &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME , I just thought that I would write you a quick e-mail , to see how things are going with you . Have you managed to get a job yet ? How are things between you and &NAME ? - I 've seen him around college a bit over the last term , and am a bit worried for him . I know it must seem that people worry about him more than you , but I guess that is because you appear more strong . I do n't really know how you are doing though , as I have n't talked to anyone , including you , for ages . I do hope you are ok . You were such a huge support to me in first year , I loved coming over to your house , and I do care about you now , still , even if I do n't show it much . This last term has been a lot of fun , and very hectic at the same time . Things with &NAME are going well , altough I miss her quite a lot . Not good . I do n't know what will happen between us , but I guess we are just trusting that &NAME has a plan , and that he will reveal it to us at the right time . &NAME now , I 'm enjoying it , and thanking &NAME for this gracious and very wonderful gift ! Work is coming to an end now . I 've finished all my lectures and practicals , and so now , its just exams . I think I will start my exam preparations now . Here I go . Lots of love , and a big hug ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : &NAME - cheers for this ! Your candour is ( as always ) greatly appreciated ! It was very useful reading this and I 'll let you know all about how the meeting went today when &CHAR see you . Are you okay to meet Tuesday for lunch ? I should be in college from &NUM 30-ish to 2-ish but I ca n't get COllege seconds til 1.30pm . Is that a good time for you ? Or we can meet and have something to eat at the science site if that 's easier ( I 'll make a packed lunch ! ! ) . Hope you 're well , see you tomorrow I hope , &NAME &CHAR &NAME &NAME wrote : BIBLE STUDY LEADERS FEEDBACK Choosing Leaders and Groups &NUM Did you expect to be asked to lead a &NAME Study ? Were you pleased ? Did you feel prepared ? Yes . Yes . Sort of , yes . &NUM Is there anything we could have done to help you feel more prepared ? No. The CU training days are good if you go to them . ( I 'm very bad and do n't. ) If people want more info , tell them to go to the training things , both in the weeks and before each topic . Also it helps if the leaders actually know about the book before they start . &NAME have read a commentary , and the whole book . ( Though I understand this takes time and I do n't do it enough . Sorry . ) &NUM How did you feel about the choice of the other &NAME ( specifically your co-leader / &CHAR ) ? Last year - ( &NAME and &NAME ) absolutely shocking . This is my own opinionbut ... A few people were asked to lead who 's knowledge of the bible and lifestyle should have flagged them up as not leaders ! We must be careful not to just give these very important positions to anyone . Have bigger groups if nessesary . Do n't give these things to just everyone . Perhaps I 'm too judgemental ( I know I am ) but I really feel that leaders should be able to perform some of the pastoral duties that are so lacking in the Church and CU . When you do n't respect the leaders , this is very hard to do . &NUM Were you pleased with the distribution of people into groups ( especially Freshers ) ? &NAME &NUM Do you feel there was anything we could have done to improve the choosing of &NAME and the distribution of people into groups ? See above . It might be nice to keep the groups roughly the same over the &NUM years , if hard with leaders changing , but it really would help with the support . If you know the people already , then you will not have to spend the first term and a half of every yearbeing shy and only answering shallowly . &NAME and &NAME &NUM Once the &NAME Studies were set up we mostly left you to your own devices . Did you like this , or would you have appreciated more support ? I liked it , but that 's because a " , &CHAR arrogant and independant . &NUM Would you like to have met more often as a group of leaders or do you have enough meetings already ? No. Enough meetings . &NUM Do you go to the &NAME training on Thursday lunchtimes ? How useful is it ? No. &NUM How much do you use the &NAME &NAME ? Not at all A little , mostly for the passage and structure Yes , usually We use most of the questions , with minor revision We follow the sheets exactly &NUM Do you meet up with your co-leaders before Monday ? No &NUM Do you prepare for the &NAME Study in any other way ? Yes , on my own , using commentaries . &NAME speaks today is usually pretty good as well , as it deals with applications and not so much deep theology . Format and Style &NUM How important to you is building up relationships within the group ? Do you think it is more important to concentrate on studying the &NAME ? Have you done anything specific to encourage people to get to know each other ? Very . Equally important to study bible . the &NUM should go hand in hand . A closer and better knowledge of &NAME will lead to closer and better relationships within the grpoup an CU as a whole . What is important is if we actually take what the bible says , AND DO IT ! So often , we 'll look at a passage and give the right answers , but then go away without acting on it . WHY ? Grrrr. &NUM How well do you think your group has " bonded and grown ? How much or little did the &NAME content and / or your leadership have anything to do with this ? How well have you personally got to know the people in your group ? Pretty well . Not as good as last year , yet , but there is time . Not trying to be arrogant again , but if I 'm honest the reason I wnated to lead again is that the leaders do matter . Of course they influence how the group bonds . If you have a leader who dominates the discussion and who champions unbiblical phillosophies , you will not have a greatly bonded group , unless that 's what peopel want . ... To get the groups to &NAME better , encourage people to come to this more than the CU meeting as a whole ... Here is teaching , and training , and support . When you have drifters too , then we have the whole openness problem coming back . Particularly if the drifters are BIG SEEN people in the CU . Encourage regular attendance . Very important . &NUM How large is your group ? Is this too large / too small ? What are the advantages and disadvantages of having a group this large / small ? around &NUM people good size , but could be bigger , ( see rant above ) &NUM Apart from the &NAME &NAME itself , have you done anything else in your groups , e.g. pray ? Every week - prayer very important part of bible study . &NUM Would you change anything about the format of your Bible Study in particular , or the groups in general ? Would you do anything differently if you were to do it again ? encourage peoeple to come every week . get people to read passage ( and commentary ? ) before hand , so that the discussion goes beyond the basic ... The Future &NUM Do you have any other comments or advice for future &NAME &NAME Leaders and for &NAME and &NAME ? See above &NUM Do you have any specific ideas or general comments about how the &NAME &NAME content might be improved ? See above &NUM What qualities / characteristics should &NAME and &NAME be looking for when they choose new &NAME Study Leaders in the summer ? Look for the qualities the bible suggests for leaders ... not new converts , not taken to too much wine , etc. .. good knowledge ... &NUM What is / are the purpose / &CHAR of the &NAME Studies and do you think these have been achieved ? Have you fulfilled your own aims for the year ? To learn more about &NAME To apply this to our lives To encourage and support each other in our walks with &NAME and everyday life too . To pray about issues which concern us and out from this , friendships will naturally form , but that 's not the main thing . VISION ? Thank you for your comments and advice , they are much appreciated . &NAME and &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hey again &NAME ! try these for starters ... &EMAIL &NAME - just in the off chance that I ever use the program , what are your names so that I can find you , or how do you know how to find people ? &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME ! ! Why are n't you online ? ! ! &NAME &CHAR &EMAIL Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , darling ... I have no answers - what * has * happened to you ? &SMILEY Did &NAME come to visit you in &NAME ? Hope you had fun ! Did your family like her - and did she like them ? ? Hope you 're having a good holiday ! ! I 'm missing everyone but otherwise quite enjoying being unemployed still ! I 've been doing revision and helping my parents in the garden and staying in bed til late , etc. A proper holiday ! Especially this wonderful wonderful weather ! ( &CHAR love sunshine ) Have fun &NAME , love &NAME &CHAR because I do n't have free calls . &NAME &NAME ! I 've had the most wonderful few days with &NAME . Oh dear , what has happened to me ? ! ! ! Love , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME . ... &NAME ! ! ! Yeah , &NAME was here for about &NUM days , which was really very much fun . My family did like her , I believe and now &NAME is a little bit less scared of my parents . Both good things , me thinks ! The weather is indeed brilliant ! I washed and hung &NUM loads of washing today ! &NAME ! &NAME &NAME , darling ... I have no answers - what * has * happened to you ? &SMILEY Did &NAME come to visit you in &NAME ? Hope you had fun ! Did your family like her - and did she like them ? ? Hope you 're having a good holiday ! ! I 'm missing everyone but otherwise quite enjoying being unemployed still ! I 've been doing revision and helping my parents in the garden and staying in bed til late , etc. A proper holiday ! Especially this wonderful wonderful weather ! ( &CHAR love sunshine ) Have fun &NAME , love &NAME &CHAR because I do n't have free calls . &NAME &NAME ! I 've had the most wonderful few days with &NAME . Oh dear , what has happened to me ? ! ! ! Love , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hey &NAME - it was nice to see you however briefly ! ! and it 's &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ( for about the hundreth time &SMILEY - assuming we 're talking italian greeting and not chinese food ? ca n't stop , speak soon , &NAME &CHAR &NAME &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , Thanks for letting me sleep in your flat , sorry I did n't get to see more of you . Yesterday , I was running around college seeing people for about &NUM minutes each . Very short , but masters call . &NAME ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Ca n't really help but &NAME did say she heard a show about the new digital mapping of the &NAME recently so obviously it is a " hot " topic . You still have time ( perhaps even lots ! ) . Do the dissertation first . Keep smiling , Dad &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Contact Details ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : Institute of Public Health ( &NUM ) &NUM University &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME 2SR new e-mail &EMAIL On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : uh &NAME . I talked to him for about half an hour an concluded by chopping that off my list of jobs . I 'm now down to a PhD and I 'm not really excited by that at the moment . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : This seems like useful input . &NAME the meeting goes well . &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Contact Details ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : Institute of Public Health ( &NUM ) &NUM University &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME 2SR new e-mail &EMAIL On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : brilliant ! Thanks Dad . Hopefully I 'm meeting with a guy called &NAME &NAME today to talk about graphic design . He 's a cranmerite ( I 'm finding them very useful and interesting this year ... ) and used to work for the biggest &NAME companies . Should be interesting . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : I think we can find you a bike here and if you leave yours in &NAME then we can use the roof rack which gives us a few more options re the number of people travelling etc when bringing you back . So unless there is a compelling reason , I would hope you could leave it there in a protected shed during the &NAME vacation . Dad On &NAME , &NUM Mar &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Actually , I was going to bring home my bike . But I suppose &NAME use the one which I broke up here in &NAME . What do you think I should do ? &NAME SUBJECT: Re : I have some info on flights . Off to &NAME now , check more tomorrrow . &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME 's funeral was yesterday . It was a humanist funeral so a rather different experience . This week is filling up rather fast but I will try to look into some more flights today . Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Why are you going to &NAME ? &NAME &NAME wrote : I have some info on flights . Off to &NAME now , check more tomorrrow . &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAMEI will give you details of the funeral at some other time . &NAME today is productive and you have a great weekend in &NAME . Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : An interesting thought ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : I could also buy a cheap moterbike or car out in the states , and make my own way across the continent . That would be very , very cool ! &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , Flying from Heathrow on Sat &NAME 2nd and returning to Heathrow on July 12th &NAME &NAME arrival &NUM : &NUM pm &NAME is about &NUM pounds &NUM pounds is the price of a charter flight &NAME to &NAME We will likely leave on July 21st . What is your current thinking about coming back between or making an adventure of the intervening week or so ? Just thought it worth asking before I get into the more complicated flight inquiries . Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : In this case , interesting equals " I 'm not sure we would be comfortable with that ! " Just checked on charter flights etc. I can get you to &NAME and back from &NAME for &NUM pounds . A flight from &NAME to &NAME would be &NUM pounds . We would then need to get you from &NAME to &NAME &NAME and back up to &NAME in some way via a separate booking . Maybe a &NUM way flight down and bus to &NAME etc. You could also not book the &NAME &NAME flight and explore other options for that as well . There is perhaps a charter &NUM way flight to &NAME &NAME but the company I phoned could not come up with anything . Thoughts ? Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Do you really think so ? Would mom go for that ? &NAME &NAME wrote : An interesting thought ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : I could also buy a cheap moterbike or car out in the states , and make my own way across the continent . That would be very , very cool ! &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , Flying from Heathrow on Sat &NAME 2nd and returning to Heathrow on July 12th &NAME &NAME arrival &NUM : &NUM pm &NAME is about &NUM pounds &NUM pounds is the price of a charter flight &NAME to &NAME We will likely leave on July 21st . What is your current thinking about coming back between or making an adventure of the intervening week or so ? Just thought it worth asking before I get into the more complicated flight inquiries . Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Glad you are keeping calm . Thanks for the list . On the 31st I have a meeting in &NAME in the morning . I will then go home and drive up to &NAME so I will not get there til late afternoon . Therefore you will have a bit of time after your exam to organise your stuff , see people ( briefly ) etc. Talk to you tonight . We have &NAME Bird coming for supper but call whenever and we can call back as appropriate . Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Dear &NAME , I got the following message from you . On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME Here 's my reply : oh &NAME rock on ( -- &NAME told me to write that . He also says : chill hakuna matata no worries and nos miseri homines et egeni pro cibis quos nobis ad corporis subsidium benigne es largitus , tibi deus omnipotens ... Hope you got all that . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Eh ? On Tuesday , &NAME &NUM , &NUM , at &NUM : &NUM AM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Do you mean Myst or Myst &NUM ? &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Oh , &NAME , I meant to tell you that I let &NAME borrow myst . &NAME das is ok . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Do you mean Myst or Myst &NUM ? &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Oh , &NAME , I meant to tell you that I let &NAME borrow myst . &NAME das is ok . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : As it happens , I 've been looking for some kind of recording software for my mac . However no luck so far . My initial ( conservative ! ) reaction would be that it takes quite a lot of work to do such a thing well ... however I particularly like the idea for posterity 's sake . It will be fun in &NUM years time to dig out the old &NAME player and listen to alternative Christmas carols as performed by the &NAME : &NAME : The First &NAME : Shearer , &NUM min ( pen ) &NAME : The &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME pa pum &NAME 's) &NAME : &CHAR &NAME Town of &NAME ( why do n't you have a cinema ? ) I 'll have a think about this and get back to you . &NAME - -- &NAME &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) &NAME , &NAME Hello . I am alive and well , you will be pleased to hear . I am missing &NAME quite a lot , and she is missing me even more , which is not very good . Other than that . ... I was thinking that as we have been given a limit on amount of money to be spent this christmas , what we ( &NAME , &NAME and &CHAR ) can do for people is make some &NAME 's of us playing music ? like Christmas carols or other pieces ? I do n't know , what do you think ? Do you think that you ( &NAME ) could download some multitrack / multiband recording software for either the &NAME or our comuper at home ? Hope you are both well ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Eh ? On Tuesday , &NAME &NUM , &NUM , at &NUM : &NUM AM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Re : Perhaps I am being thick ; are we talking a General &NAME &NAME or a Corporal Specific Rah ? &NAME On Monday , &NAME &NUM , &NUM , at &NUM : &NUM AM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Oh , I am sorry . I did n't make myself clear . &NAME ! It means " &NAME ! " &NAME . sorry for the confusion . &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Eh ? On Tuesday , &NAME &NUM , &NUM , at &NUM : &NUM AM , &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Thanks &NAME ! I 've passed your address on to a couple of other people who may wish to e-mail your bro , just so your are n't shocked to see weird names in your inbox . Thanks very much again ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , following on from what I was saying before about the summer . I was talking to my dad about this . He remided me that the masters is a whole year long course , and so I probably would n't have much time this summer at all , particularly with the wedding . So , unless something dramatic happens , I wo n't be able to come on the soujourn on the continent . I am just about ok about this , as I have been able to see pretty much everyone this year , with quite a lot of frequency . I hope you are not too upset , though I understand if you are , with all the work you have put in. &NUM just feel that , as I do n't know how long this project will take , and since I am meant to be working through the summer on it , then it would be best not to commit to too much . I really do want to do well with this masters , now that the PhD has fallen through . I hope you understand Hope your last day there is good ! &NAME Hi &NAME , I 'm sorry that you did n't get the PhD , but as you say , &NAME does know best , although I 'm sure you 're still disappointed . Anyway , now you can look for a job . Hope you 're having a really great holiday . I 'm still up in &NAME slaving away on my project , but only &NUM days left ... ! &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hello all , Just to let you know that I did n't get the PhD that I was going for in &NAME . I am ok with this , as &NAME does know best . In a way , it is quite relieving to know for certain that I wo n't be doing the project . I can now move on and try to find work . Thanks for all your support and prayers . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &SMILEY &NAME , I do n't know if I already said this , but I found your letter and check very humorous . Very buisnesslike , no how are you or this is what I 'm up to . ... you 're great ! Oh , I had a great idea for a practical joke ... we 've just got this new door bell , which is cordless and battery powered . It has a range of up to &NUM m. &NUM was thinking that placed under a bed , or in a friends bag in the lecture theatre . ... Potential ! Better go . &NAME things are ok . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &SMILEY &NAME , are you alive ? Are you well ? Have you seen &NAME ? Does he ring bells ? ( oh yes ! ) Is the weather fine ? Are you having fun ? How 's your Father ? How 's your Mum ? ( ouch ) &NAME , now I 'll stop writing in rhyme . because I 'll run out of time ( &NAME , that scans well ) &NAME SUBJECT: Re : The magazine is yours , &NAME . It is a present for you . Are n't I generous ! ? &NAME , what a guy . I 've had quite a long day of looking at a computer screen , which has been surprisingly fun as I have been programming , so that was great ! I am a bit stuck at the moment on on program that I am working on , so I think I shall take a break and go to &NAME . Should be good . Say hi to your flat for me . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : ? &NAME ! &NAME , it is good that you are back in &NAME now . I 'm really looking forward to seeing you on Friday too . We missed you not being in &NAME . It was a lot of fun ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Dear &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , ( I hope &NAME does n't mind all these emails ) Well , interesting emails . Even though the &NAME does n't have all the answers , it has all the answers we need and &NAME has all the answers - does anyone disagree ? Okay , I do n't really like arguing about evolution etc. from a non-biblical point of view as we can never be certain of anything that way , but just this once ... ! &NUM ) I would tend to say he is attacking " &NAME , rather than defending traditional geology etc. Look at the language he uses : " The scientific consensus is that the earth is of a vast age compared with " &NAME insists that the cosmos is only &NUM thousand years old . This is not the language of an objective critique of &NAME , as I surely do not need to point out . &NUM ) The fact that these fundamental concepts of geology were established before &NAME is of no relevance whatsoever . &NUM ) Traditional geology and evolution is a model used to explain the way the world exists at this point in time . In my opinion it does this rather badly . Now , you attack &NAME and ask for an alternative model . As &NAME mentioned , it would be advisable to read some &NAME literature . However , regardless of whether or not an alternative model is presented does not alter whether or not the first model is correct . &NAME taught egocentricity whether or not that was correct had nothing to do with whether or not &NAME had yet advanced the idea of heliocentricity . &NUM ) " Christians do need to challenge the belief that the ultimate controlling power in the universe is blind chance . There are many ways of doing this including raising the argument for design , pointing out the existence of " irreducible complexity and so on . Why could n't &NAME have used blind chance ? As I see it , we have already distanced him and diminished his role by attributing a large part our existence to slow-moving geological and evolutionary processes . Why stop there ? Blind chance is fundamental to the theory of evolution and accepting the major tenets of evolution without accepting the " god , so to speak , seems rather curious . &NUM ) " Within geology , these &NUM concepts are universally held ; I have never heard any professional geologist deny any of them . &NAME some &NAME literature . Also , &NAME pointed out that the fossil record would expect transitional fossils between ape and men . This is as much a challenge to evolutionists as the one lain down by the geologist who wrote the article we are discussing . Hope you 're all well and having a good weekend . Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , I 'm &EMAIL What is your sign-in name ? &NAME From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME &NAME " , " &NAME " , " &NAME &NAME " , " &NAME &NAME " , " &NAME " Date : Sat , &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME - just in the off chance that I ever use the program , what are your names so that I can find you , or how do you know how to find people ? &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . Click Here SUBJECT: Re : So am &NAME &NAME when are you going back to college I 'm going on Sunday . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , Do n't mention it . It 's just a pity I missed you . But never mind ! I 'm very pleased that you 've got a Masters to do ! I 'm going to Jazz Cafe this evening to meet my daughters . Have a good day ! &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME ! Thanks for not being angry at my sleeping on your bed ! You are a great friend to me . Enjoy your term and go see &NAME . Be nice and talk to your kids , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Hey &NAME , Thanks very much for getting &NAME a present . Did she like it ? I will go round to &NAME 's this evening with a cheque for £ &NUM . It was great to see you at the weekend . Guess what - I bought my camera yesterday ! I must say it was a bit surreal going into Jessops and just buying a camera in &NUM minutes like that ! What do you want me to do with your camera magazine ? See you soon . &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , La and I went and bought &NAME &NUM really great mugs in the style of MAckintosh , and that came to £ &NUM , so if you can give &NAME a third of that , that would be great . Thanks buddio , and I 'll see you in a month . Thanks also for letting me use your room again ! What a good friend you are ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Excellent ! I look forward to seeing you there sometime . I do n't know when &NAME is getting into &NAME yet , but if she gets the train I suggested then it will be . However , I will let you know for definite as soon as I do . And you 've all decided to come for dinner - including &NAME - excellent ! &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : &NAME , what time is &NAME gettin into &NAME ? I 've installed &NAME now &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME , I 'm sorry that you did n't get the PhD , but as you say , &NAME does know best , although I 'm sure you 're still disappointed . Anyway , now you can look for a job . Hope you 're having a really great holiday . I 'm still up in &NAME slaving away on my project , but only &NUM days left ... ! &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Hello all , Just to let you know that I did n't get the PhD that I was going for in &NAME . I am ok with this , as &NAME does know best . In a way , it is quite relieving to know for certain that I wo n't be doing the project . I can now move on and try to find work . Thanks for all your support and prayers . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : 7th &NAME - 15th March 22nd April - &NUM June I hope you 're keeping alright and enjoying the Christmas break . What 's the latest in &NAME ? &NAME Hey &NAME ! How 's things ? Just quickly , I was wondering if you had the term dates for this year . If so , could you send them to me please ? Thanks , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : No , decision tonight ! &NAME ( man of shorter e-mails ) So , is the trip on for sure ? thanks for your e-mail . ... &NAME ( the man of brief e-mails ) Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : No , you 've not offended me . I 've just been away for most of the last couple of weeks and e-mail access has been on a 'read only " basis . I 'll reply to you properly when I 'm back in &NAME next week . &NAME Hi &NAME , I have n't heard from you in ages , and was wondering if you are ok ? Have I offended you or something ? Sorry if I have , and please tell me if I have , I hope you are ok ! &NAME &NAME , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Sounds great ! ! ! And I 've forwarded it to &NAME . Will be in time for the &NAME for sure ! Cheers , &NAME ( Oh and yes I 'll bring some desert ) , " &NAME &NAME " , " &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , 'Millza ( &NAME ) " , &NAME , &NAME " Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM My dear and distant friends , scattered amongst the nether-reaches of this fair and fabled land , Greetings . As it stands ( people-wise ) right now , for the grand get-together on the weekend of the 14-16th at my place . ... Me ( possibly - ( joke ) ) &NAME &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( yes ) &NAME ( hopefully yes ) &NAME ( arriving on Sat night - yes ) &NAME ( due to some brilliant negotiating - yes ) &NAME ( Hopefully yes ) &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( yes ) &NAME ( no responce as yet - can someone give me his number please ? ) &NAME ( unfortunatly -no ) And tonight &NAME suggested inviting &NAME too , so hopefully he might be able to come as well . ( Please someone forward this on to him ! -Thanks ) Tell me if I 've got any of these wrong ... What I need from you is : approximate date and time of arrival And when you come bring with you - sleeping bags pillow water bottle . ( I 've got lots of mattresses , so no need to bring them ) And with regards to FOOD ... as &NAME said , it would be helpful if you brought something . The way I think it is best to work this out is as follows . Watch me delegate . &NUM ) I 'm out from &NUM : &NUM on friday night , ( my parents " 25th ) but &NAME will be here ( Is that possible , &NAME ? ) . He can be me . So , if &NAME can be in charge of supper for those of you who will be here on that night , that would be very helpful . &NAME , there is a very good Fish + &NAME shop nearby , which means you could order that if you want . &NUM ) Saturday Breakfast - I 'll handle this , cooking a feast of French Toast and &NAME , etc &NUM ) Saturday Lunch - Perhaps &NUM people could handle this - &NAME + &NAME . If you could get stuff to make ( perhaps a picnic ) lunch for the people who will be here . If it is picnic , then that gives us flexiblilty . &NUM ) Saturday night - you will be treated to a &NAME ( which I 'll deal with ) Could &NUM people bring things to make a salad with ( &NAME + &NAME ) and could &NUM people bring a desert ( &NAME + &NAME ( &NAME - I know you are coming from &NAME , so if you ca n't do this - worry not ! ) ) &NUM ) Sunday breakfast - cereal + toast or something simple like that ( I 'll handle it ) &NUM ) Sunday lunch - &NAME + garlic bread . ( I 'll do this ) Could &NUM people bring deserts there ? &NAME + &NAME . &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME , if you CAN come ... ( and read this e-mail ) either bring some munchables ( anyone else is welcome to do this too ! ) And if anyone is coming in a car and wants to bring some liquids ( juices for bfast + coke etc ) with them ( &NAME ) that would be great . Do n't bring drinks if you are on the train - too heavy I 'm sure ! Tell me if this is a problem . So , your responce to this e-mail will be prompt ( click now on reply ) saying if this sound ok or not to you , and then we can work out any details or hick ups which may arise ... Keep smiling ! &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Certainly will bring you some cuff-links &NAME and they will make you the focus of the party . As for things , yep things are n't too bad , currently applying for next year 's course . &NAME visited this weekend which was cool and the &NUM of us met up with &NAME &NAME and hit the &NAME social scene hard ... ( ish ) I 'll bring the cufflinks , you bring your hockey stick ( if you have it ) and I 'll email &NAME &NAME and get a game fixed for the Saturday , should be class . We 'll see if he lets us play or not . To &NAME 's! &NAME Hi &NAME , I hope you are well , and are enjoying the stressful life of changing your life / future by doing a post-grad course . I am working so hard here , it makes what I did for my undergraduate look really easy ! I seem to spend all my day in front of a computer screen . I was wondering if you could bring an extra pair of cufflinks for me to borrow for the evening when you come up to &NAME , as I have managed to leave mine in &NAME . Also , do you know any more about newyear now ? We can talk as a group about that this weekend . Say hi to &NAME from me . Thanks ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , I 'll also bring my spare stick and some spare shinnies , &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , &NAME sounds fun , but my stick is in &NAME , as are my shin pads ... do you have extra of those too ? &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Certainly will bring you some cuff-links &NAME and they will make you the focus of the party . As for things , yep things are n't too bad , currently applying for next year 's course . &NAME visited this weekend which was cool and the &NUM of us met up with &NAME &NAME and hit the &NAME social scene hard ... ( ish ) I 'll bring the cufflinks , you bring your hockey stick ( if you have it ) and I 'll email &NAME &NAME and get a game fixed for the Saturday , should be class . We 'll see if he lets us play or not . To &NAME 's! &NAME Hi &NAME , I hope you are well , and are enjoying the stressful life of changing your life / future by doing a post-grad course . I am working so hard here , it makes what I did for my undergraduate look really easy ! I seem to spend all my day in front of a computer screen . I was wondering if you could bring an extra pair of cufflinks for me to borrow for the evening when you come up to &NAME , as I have managed to leave mine in &NAME . Also , do you know any more about newyear now ? We can talk as a group about that this weekend . Say hi to &NAME from me . Thanks ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME 9am in the bar . See you there and stop checking your emails so promptly and go and do some work . With love , I &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Thanks &NAME . What time are you and &NAME expecting to get there on Friday ? &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) &NAME &NAME , I 'll also bring my spare stick and some spare shinnies , &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi &NAME , &NAME sounds fun , but my stick is in &NAME , as are my shin pads ... do you have extra of those too ? &NAME - -- &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Certainly will bring you some cuff-links &NAME and they will make you the focus of the party . As for things , yep things are n't too bad , currently applying for next year 's course . &NAME visited this weekend which was cool and the &NUM of us met up with &NAME &NAME and hit the &NAME social scene hard ... ( ish ) I 'll bring the cufflinks , you bring your hockey stick ( if you have it ) and I 'll email &NAME &NAME and get a game fixed for the Saturday , should be class . We 'll see if he lets us play or not . To &NAME 's! &NAME stressful post-grad what I did to spend pair of when you mine in We can Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME We have places but no funded places . &NAME At &NUM : &NUM &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Dear &NAME &NAME , I understand that it is rather late to be asking this , but ... Are there any funded places left on your &NAME &NAME course for &NUM ? &CHAR Brief summary of myself ... ( full &NAME available if required ) &NAME ( 1st Class ) &NUM Geology , &NAME University &NAME ( &NAME &NUM ) &NAME Mapping of the &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME ; Examining the emplacement mechanisms and flow structures of recent lava flows . Thanks for your time , &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Dear &NAME , Afraid not , there was a &NUM July deadline on our &NAME studentship and it has now been awarded . Sincerely , &NAME Wadge Dear Prof. &NAME , I realise that I have now missed the deadline of 26th July for the PhD Applications , however , I was wondering if there were still any chance of a funded PhD in the region of Water vapour field over Volcanoes ? The reason that I am approaching at such a late time is to do with funding problems for a PhD at &NAME University that I was planning on doing . As a brief summary of myself ... ( full &NAME available if desired ) &NAME ( 1st Class ) &NUM Geology , &NAME University &NAME ( &NAME &NUM ) &NAME Mapping of the &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME ; Examining the emplacement mechanisms and flow structures of recent lava flows . Thank you for your time . &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME Road , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &EMAIL Prof. &NAME &NAME Environmental Systems Science &NAME &NAME &NAME Bldg. , University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , UK &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM fax : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM email : &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : Hey &NAME ! It was amazingly good to hear from you ! I do miss seeing you around and having little chats . How are you doing ? Did you make any progress on Monday with the whole job thing ? What are you looking for ? I 've found myself a job for the summer , in a solicitor 's office , bu not until I had got really frustrated with &NAME turned down everywhere I went , and then asked &NAME in desperation what on earth he had planned for me to do this summer ! The very next day this job turned up , so I guess that was an answer ! It 's admin , not very exciting , but the people are nice and I travel in with my Dad and sister so I get to see more of them , which is great . When does &NAME go to &CHAR &NAME ? ( I 've forgotten which country . ) Or is she already there ? I bet she 'll have an amazing time . I would love to go back to &NAME but I think it 'll have to wait for another year . You asked how me and &NAME manage . Well , by the grace of &NAME , pretty much ! ! You think you do a good job of holding your relationship together , until &NAME shows you that you totally depend on him , and it 's all the work of his hands ! That 's what I had to re-learn last term . I do n't think we do manage to maintain a good level of intimacy over several weeks apart , in fact after a few weeks conversations become really hard because &NAME becomes this disembodied voice on the phone . I have to keep reminding myself of what he 's really like , what it feels like to be with him , what I love about him , and that I do actually love him ! Sometimes I 'm just going on head knowledge , really , &NAME my feelings kinda go in to hibernation . That 's when I have to trust &NAME and reaffirm my decision to love &NAME . Do you know what I mean ? This weekend I 'm going to &NAME to meet up with &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME and &NAME . I 'm so excited ! ! &NAME was supposed to be coming but she 's got some kind of virus &SMILEY Anyway , I ought to go . Hope you 're well . Much love &NAME &NAME Did you get my e-mail I sent to your dunelm address ? ? Hi &NAME , How are things ? I have been madly running around the country , visiting &NAME in &NUM places ( &NAME and &NAME ) and been on holiday with the third years in &NAME . I 've been having so much fun that I did n't realise how tired I am , and this morning , after a night of big scary nightmares ( including one where my female cousin was a mass murderer of blonde people , and I was her next victim , oddly enough ) I just feel very drained . I meant to be at the library this morning , to start glancing through old new scientists to find a job , but I just did n't feel quite up to it , so I am catching up on e-mails . Are you excited about next year ? Think about it ... you will be an old second year , who the first years look up to with a reverence like " Wow ! " I hope , and pray that the first years coming in will be so on fire for &NAME , that &NAME will not just be thought of as a religious collage , but a college that is so ALIVE with the power and LOVE of &NAME , that people are so drawn to it that they put their faith in our &NAME . Keep up your good work , dear friend , and please keep praying for the CU and College . I do n't know how prayer works , and I know that I am a rubbish pray-er , but I see people like &NAME and others , who have a great prayer life , and say " I want that , because it works ! " Perhaps &NUM thing to pray for would be that the CU would start and keep praying . Would n't that be great if the college could have &NUM main CU meetings - one just for prayer - &NUM people gathered together early in the morning to pray and see prayers answered . Perhaps I am just dreaming , but it 's a nice dream , and &NAME is big enough to realise it , I guess ! I hope you are having a great time with &NAME . I do n't know how you manage to stay away from him for so long , in term time . How do you manage to keep up the same level of intimacy in that relationship , when you do n't see each other for long periods of time ? I start to crack if I do n't see &NAME for a few weeks or more . I 'm looking forward to having my future a little bit more planned . Off to the library this afternoon . Take care of yourself , and enjoy this summer ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : HEy &NAME Yeah have n't talked for ages . I 've got my weeekend off at the moment , which is nice , having worked straight through from the end of August with no consectutive days off until yesterday . I guess that 's normal , but it has been pretty intense . The best thing that has happened is that &NUM kids from the youth group have become Christians and we have started a disciple ship course with them . It has also been great getting to know the staff at the school . They are really friendly , and have been really encouraging . It has been challenging teaching &NAME lessons , but &NAME has been very good . I have got some of the hardest classes in the school , but they seem to respond well to having me ( thye are all girls classes and are enjoying doing footie ) Also we are totally accepted in the community , and I feel like I am becoming poart of the church . On the more difficult side , I have also been very lonely . I get on well with the boys , but I do n't find I chat to them that much . Also because we work together I do n't particularly want to spend my days off with them too ! ! But we have plans to get to know others in the church and &NAME the youth worker and I get on brilliantly . It is hard not having people to mess around with and go for long walks on &NAME afternoons with ! ! ! ! I 'm not coming to &NAME 's party its impossible , sorry , bbut new year sounds great . Glad that things are looking up for you and that you are making friends and doing &NAME stuff . I;ll keep praying . Love &NAME Hi &NAME , I have n't talked to or e-mail you for AGES , and I feel like I have neglected you somewhat . I am sorry . I am feeling a whole lot more settled here at the moment , which is good , cause when I got here , I really was n't too happy a &NAME . I missed you guys and &NAME so much , that I got quite lonely , and almost did n't want to make any more friends , because they could n't be as good as my &NAME &NUM ! Thankfully I got over that , and am now starting to make friends , and though they are by no means equivalent to you guys , and I really do n't do anything with anyone in the evenings , I dislike it here a whole lot less . The time seems to fly by . I was up in &NAME last weekend , and it was great ! I went back to Claypath , and it was also &NAME 's 21st Birthday , which was great . It was also &NAME 's Birthday , and my grandad 's 75th ( which we celebrated in &NAME ) . &NAME came to my Grandad 's party , which I think she was quite terrified about , but 'did " very well , as I think my relatives liked her . I can hardly imagine anyone not likeing her though ... So , how are you3F Is your &NAME stuff going well3F What is the best thing that has happened3F Are you getting on better with the guys there3F You are coming down for &NAME 's party are n't &NAME I hope so , and I think you said that you are coming at new year , in fact , was n't it your idea3F It will be good to see you ! I am currently trying to organise a christmas event herre for the CU at silsoe , and am thinking &CHAR seriously about getting the local church involved as well , as it would be great to reach out to more than just the &NUM people on Campus here . &NAME is more powerful than anything or anyone else . No problem is too big for him . He rules ! Amen ! I better go . Lots of love , &NAME Do You &NAME ! 3F Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts ( a Target3D' _new " Href3D' &WEBSITE ) &NAME your FREE portable and private address on the net at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : that sounds very cool . see you then everyone although &NAME I 'll see you on sunday . ( am looking forward to it very much ) muchos love from the hamillgirl From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME &NAME " , " &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , 'Millza ( &NAME ) " , &NAME , &NAME " &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM My dear and distant friends , scattered amongst the nether-reaches of this fair and fabled land , Greetings . As it stands ( people-wise ) right now , for the grand get-together on the weekend of the 14-16th at my place . ... Me ( possibly - ( joke ) ) &NAME &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( yes ) &NAME ( hopefully yes ) &NAME ( arriving on Sat night - yes ) &NAME ( due to some brilliant negotiating - yes ) &NAME ( Hopefully yes ) &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( yes ) &NAME ( no responce as yet - can someone give me his number please ? ) &NAME ( unfortunatly -no ) And tonight &NAME suggested inviting &NAME too , so hopefully he might be able to come as well . ( Please someone forward this on to him ! -Thanks ) Tell me if I 've got any of these wrong ... What I need from you is : approximate date and time of arrival And when you come bring with you - sleeping bags pillow water bottle . ( I 've got lots of mattresses , so no need to bring them ) And with regards to FOOD ... as &NAME said , it would be helpful if you brought something . The way I think it is best to work this out is as follows . Watch me delegate . &NUM ) I 'm out from &NUM : &NUM on friday night , ( my parents " 25th ) but &NAME will be here ( Is that possible , &NAME ? ) . He can be me . So , if &NAME can be in charge of supper for those of you who will be here on that night , that would be very helpful . &NAME , there is a very good Fish + &NAME shop nearby , which means you could order that if you want . &NUM ) Saturday Breakfast - I 'll handle this , cooking a feast of French Toast and &NAME , etc &NUM ) Saturday Lunch - Perhaps &NUM people could handle this - &NAME + &NAME . If you could get stuff to make ( perhaps a picnic ) lunch for the people who will be here . If it is picnic , then that gives us flexiblilty . &NUM ) Saturday night - you will be treated to a &NAME ( which I 'll deal with ) Could &NUM people bring things to make a salad with ( &NAME + &NAME ) and could &NUM people bring a desert ( &NAME + &NAME ( &NAME - I know you are coming from &NAME , so if you ca n't do this - worry not ! ) ) &NUM ) Sunday breakfast - cereal + toast or something simple like that ( I 'll handle it ) &NUM ) Sunday lunch - &NAME + garlic bread . ( I 'll do this ) Could &NUM people bring deserts there ? &NAME + &NAME . &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME , if you CAN come ... ( and read this e-mail ) either bring some munchables ( anyone else is welcome to do this too ! ) And if anyone is coming in a car and wants to bring some liquids ( juices for bfast + coke etc ) with them ( &NAME ) that would be great . Do n't bring drinks if you are on the train - too heavy I 'm sure ! Tell me if this is a problem . So , your responce to this e-mail will be prompt ( click now on reply ) saying if this sound ok or not to you , and then we can work out any details or hick ups which may arise ... Keep smiling ! &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Hi &NAME and thankyou for your message . &CHAR found it a blessing on a day when I was thinking through some stuff which was a bit hard . sorry that sounds a bit cryptic but it 's someone elses secret so I ca n't say but your e-mail really made me feel better . thankyou for praying for me . thankyou so much . I hope you have managed to get some more revision done ... are you revising for all of the holidays or do you have some other plans ? how are your family ? was it good to see them ? are you seeing &NAME at all in the holidays ? ( so many questions ! ) my holiday so far has been busy and I think its going to stay that way . &CHAR spent a few days in &NAME with a girl called &NAME sewing a giant world map for speak for spring harvest . it was actually a nice relaxing couple of days and good to get to know &NAME better . then on tuesday I did a days work experience before my interview which was a good day . &CHAR really enjoyed the drama lessons and I think I would enjoy teaching on the whole . on wednesday &NAME pancott came with me to be a helper for &NAME 's class school trip which again was a tiring and busy day but good fun and a good chance for &NAME and &CHAR to catch up . we also learnt some science as we went to a science park ... you would 've liked it ... lots of experiments .. then back to &NAME on thursday for a speak meeting , stayed at &NAME &NAME 's house overnight and then had lunch with &NAME allwood in &NAME on fri and then back home .. ... and then to &NAME for the weekend to see my grandparents ! but my granny had pains above her eye and had to go to hospital but has some tablets now so should be better soon ! BUSY ! Anyway , enough of me ... I hope you 're doing well ... And I just spoke to ruthie and she says that I 'll see all you guys on tuesday which is VERY exciting ! she also says that you tried to call me but my number is actually &NUM &NUM now ... the one on the address list is wrong ... sorry ! hope you 're well , love &NAME From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME , &NAME " Date : &NAME , &NUM Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Dear &NAME , In my quiet time today , I was praying for you , and I so felt &NAME saying to me , " Yes &NAME , I will bless &NAME . Yes , she will have a blessed life . " There was n't much more than that , but I found it encouraging , and wanted to pass that on to you . I do n't know how you are feeling now , but I hope you are n't worried about things . Is n't it great that &NAME is in control ? He 's in control of everything ! Where we live , who we meet , when we die ... There 's this great guy named &NAME at &NAME , and so much is wrong with him , and he said to me once , I 'm not afraid of death , or the future , because I know that I 'm not leaving this world &NUM second before or after &NAME wants me too . How 's your holiday going ? I 'm backin &NAME , and trying to work , but have only really made &NUM page of notes so far . I 'm bad at revision . Very bad at revision . Oh dear . Say hi to your family for me ! Love from your Canadian ex-flatmate Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : et tu , &NAME . From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME &NAME " Subject : Re : &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM will do Looking forward to seeing you ! &NAME Dear &NAME , Could you please ask &NAME to pick us up at &NAME &NAME station at 8.05pm on Friday , as this is when &NAME and I are arriving . Thanks , &NAME From : " &NAME &NAME " To : " &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , " &NAME &NAME " , " &NAME " , " &NAME , &NAME " , 'Millza ( &NAME ) " , &NAME , &NAME " Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM My dear and distant friends , scattered amongst the nether-reaches of this fair and fabled land , Greetings . As it stands ( people-wise ) right now , for the grand get-together on the weekend of the 14-16th at my place . ... Me ( possibly - ( joke ) ) &NAME &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( yes ) &NAME ( hopefully yes ) &NAME ( arriving on Sat night - yes ) &NAME ( due to some brilliant negotiating - yes ) &NAME ( Hopefully yes ) &NAME ( Yes ) &NAME ( yes ) &NAME ( no responce as yet - can someone give me his number please ? ) &NAME ( unfortunatly -no ) And tonight &NAME suggested inviting &NAME too , so hopefully he might be able to come as well . ( Please someone forward this on to him ! -Thanks ) Tell me if I 've got any of these wrong ... What I need from you is : approximate date and time of arrival And when you come bring with you - sleeping bags pillow water bottle . ( I 've got lots of mattresses , so no need to bring them ) And with regards to FOOD ... as &NAME said , it would be helpful if you brought something . The way I think it is best to work this out is as follows . Watch me delegate . &NUM ) I 'm out from &NUM : &NUM on friday night , ( my parents " 25th ) but &NAME will be here ( Is that possible , &NAME ? ) . He can be me . So , if &NAME can be in charge of supper for those of you who will be here on that night , that would be very helpful . &NAME , there is a very good Fish + &NAME shop nearby , which means you could order that if you want . &NUM ) Saturday Breakfast - I 'll handle this , cooking a feast of French Toast and &NAME , etc &NUM ) Saturday Lunch - Perhaps &NUM people could handle this - &NAME + &NAME . If you could get stuff to make ( perhaps a picnic ) lunch for the people who will be here . If it is picnic , then that gives us flexiblilty . &NUM ) Saturday night - you will be treated to a &NAME ( which I 'll deal with ) Could &NUM people bring things to make a salad with ( &NAME + &NAME ) and could &NUM people bring a desert ( &NAME + &NAME ( &NAME - I know you are coming from &NAME , so if you ca n't do this - worry not ! ) ) &NUM ) Sunday breakfast - cereal + toast or something simple like that ( I 'll handle it ) &NUM ) Sunday lunch - &NAME + garlic bread . ( I 'll do this ) Could &NUM people bring deserts there ? &NAME + &NAME . &NAME , &NAME , and &NAME , if you CAN come ... ( and read this e-mail ) either bring some munchables ( anyone else is welcome to do this too ! ) And if anyone is coming in a car and wants to bring some liquids ( juices for bfast + coke etc ) with them ( &NAME ) that would be great . Do n't bring drinks if you are on the train - too heavy I 'm sure ! Tell me if this is a problem . So , your responce to this e-mail will be prompt ( click now on reply ) saying if this sound ok or not to you , and then we can work out any details or hick ups which may arise ... Keep smiling ! &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : As it happens , I 've been looking for some kind of recording software for my mac . However no luck so far . My initial ( conservative ! ) reaction would be that it takes quite a lot of work to do such a thing well ... however I particularly like the idea for posterity 's sake . It will be fun in &NUM years time to dig out the old &NAME player and listen to alternative Christmas carols as performed by the &NAME : &NAME : The First &NAME : Shearer , &NUM min ( pen ) &NAME : The &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME pa pum &NAME 's) &NAME : &CHAR &NAME Town of &NAME ( why do n't you have a cinema ? ) I 'll have a think about this and get back to you . &NAME - -- &NAME &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) &NAME , &NAME Hello . I am alive and well , you will be pleased to hear . I am missing &NAME quite a lot , and she is missing me even more , which is not very good . Other than that . ... I was thinking that as we have been given a limit on amount of money to be spent this christmas , what we ( &NAME , &NAME and &CHAR ) can do for people is make some &NAME 's of us playing music ? like Christmas carols or other pieces ? I do n't know , what do you think ? Do you think that you ( &NAME ) could download some multitrack / multiband recording software for either the &NAME or our comuper at home ? Hope you are both well ! &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : re-establising contact Hey , &NAME ! How are you ? What is up in your life at the moment ? Still &NAME &NAME ? I 'm pretty good . Just started working ( like ... 'real world " stuff ) in January and not doing bad with that . &NAME now they 've got me travelling a lot , which I 'm enjoying quite a bit . Just got back from &NUM days in &NAME , which was pretty cool " cuz I 've never seen that coast before . &NAME , &NAME &NAME &NAME too ... running local tournaments , helping out at major conventions , and still running that website to communicate with other players online . All going pretty well , and being a good time . I 'm over half way through university now , which is pretty scary ! Anyway , just thought I 'd try and get in contact . &NAME this is the right e-mail address . Well , it 's an old one that I do n't use anymore , though I do ( obviously ) check it occasionally . Try this &NUM ( &EMAIL ) in the future , you might get a faster response . &SMILEY And it 's more likely to keep working in the future , since it 's the server I own ( for above-mentioned website ) and not just some cheap free-email server . &SMILEY How 's university going ? Having fun and remembering about those " class " things between parties , I hope ? &SMILEY ttyl , &NAME SUBJECT: rehearsals &CHAR / &CHAR today ! Hi guys and gals , Here 's this week 's rehearsal schedule . No excuses for not runing up , please ... we only have &NUM &NUM / &NUM weeks to go ! Monday ( today ) &NAME &NAME and &NAME . meet in main entrance to &NAME &NAME 's &NUM 30pm Chorus and &NAME . meet in main entrance to &NAME &NAME 's Tuesday &NAME to &NAME &NAME and &NAME 7-8pm &NAME 8-9pm &NAME and &NAME ( Susannah-please let me and &NAME know if you can make this asap ) Wednesday 2pm-6pm EVERYONE to block 2nd half ( inc . songs ) &NAME the photographer will hopefully be coming to this one to capture your beautiful faces on film for the publicity . Thursday &NAME &NAME ( to work on some choreography ).meet in main entrance to &NAME &NAME 's Friday &NAME &NAME . Saturday 10am EVERYONE Rehearsal with &NAME and &NAME to make sure you 've learned your lines ! meet in main entrance to &NAME &NAME 's Any questions let me know . Have fun leanring your lines and practicing your songs , lots of love , &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : &NAME : I 'm back . ... ( &NAME &NAME ) This is an automatic reply generated for &NAME . Hi , this is my " vacation reply " thing ! I am in &NAME - I do n't know if I will be able to check email while I am out there . Please email anyway if you want - make me feel popular when I get to check ! - and if you do n't want to receive this automatic reply when you email then use &EMAIL my other email address , instead ! I will be coming back early in the morning on the 17th ( we arrive at half past midnight , ugh ! ! ) so I will answer all my emails as soon as I have caught up on sleep and stuff . &NAME all 's well with you . I 'll try to check email while I am in &NAME , but in the meantime please be thinking of us & praying for us ! Take care , &NAME bless love &NAME xx " Work like you do n't need money, * * * &EMAIL * ) ( ) love like you 've never been hurt, * * &WEBSITE / and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * &WEBSITE / " love your enemy , it 'll ruin his reputation " &NAME tutu SUBJECT: Re : relationships and advice , although do n't read the advice if you do n't want it ... Dear &NAME , Thanks for the thoughts ... they are very helpful , and are the questions I am asking myself . See your email for the answers . Hi &NAME , Here are some thoughts on your relationship with &NAME , which you do n't have to read at all , and certainly do n't have to follow , but if you want to hear my battered heart 's advice . ... I thought putting off the decision would be the next step . How many is a couple months ? &CHAR couple means &NUM . We both need some time to sort out our own lives . Could this drag on for longer ? And is that what you really want ? I know little , but surely if you are going to eventually get married then you 'll have to work through issues , not just put them off for a few months . Otherwise , if you are going to break up , is it not better to get on and break up ? Fair point . I think one of the major problems has been that I have been ( and now &NAME is ) very busy . This means that we could not live up to the demands we were making on each other . I take your point about not wanting to drag on a sort of undecided state of affairs , and I think I wo n't let that happen ( although if I do , kick me ) . &NAME now I am struggling just to stay on top of work / dissertation / hockey and have literally no free time . I think &NAME is the same . We need some time to sort through our spiritual lives as well , and be sure of where we stand ( individually ) before &NAME . This is perhaps the most important since our relationship tended to be fairly inward looking which was not good . If you do that , then it 's gonna hurt and it 's gonna be final , which is a big time hurt , but then you can , ( after a suitable time of mourning and grief , singing " Why does my heart feel so bad ? " - actually &NAME does sing that when he feels I can take it ... ) get on with the rest of your life . I do n't know , it 's probably rubbish advice , but then it is me . Here 's a weird kind of flow chart ... Do you love &NAME ? No - break up Yes , I do . Yes - Could you marry her ? No - break up Yes , I could . That was one of the conditions for going out with her in the first place . Yes - Are there lots of issues to be worked out ? No ( uh , liar ! ) Yes , certainly , and they tie in to " Could I marry her " . This is the key question . I will use the next couple months to clarify precisely this . Yes - Well are they worth the effort to sort out ? Again , this is the million dollar question . We 'll see . Yes / No - Why ? Are you scared of breaking up ? The security goes ... But I 've been going out with her for &NUM years , I ca n't break up now ! What if there is n't another girl like her ? But she knows me so well ... Exactly . It 's just been normal to be going out with her , and you 're right , the security does go . I 've built my life here with reference to her and it 's tough to stop that . The split has certainly highlighted some serious issues , and do n't worry , I will not compromise on them ! I understand ( a little of ) the seriousness of committment to marriage ! ( Of the utmost seriousness &SMILEY ) Are those questions really nasty ? Sorry . These are the kind of things that go on in my head ... And guess what ? In about &NUM years &NAME is gonna have these problems toooooo ! &NAME ! It scares me to think of &NAME going through this too . But I think he may deal with it better than either of us having seen some of the ups and downs first hand ! Lots of love , &NAME Thanks for thinking of me . I am going to try and look at your stats this pm . love &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME DH1 &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME I guess you need to stay as warm as you can and rest whenever possible . &NAME is , I think , used to his rugby mouthguard now . I do n't know what they are like for hockey ( &NAME 's is heated and then fit to his mouth ) but I DO know they are important . &NAME &NAME ( sp ) took a hockey ball in his mouth &NUM weekends ago and even with the guard was in casualty for some time , had lots of stitches etc. The saving grace was that no teeth were broken . Hope you can feel better soon . Dad &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Institute of Public Health University &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME CB2 2SR SUBJECT: &NAME Dear &NAME , A reminder that Grandad 's birthday is Friday . ( &NAME notice I know . ) Are you enjoying summer like weather ? Seems a bit cooler today but the sun is shining so still very pleasant . &NAME is almost finished her staining of the fence ( about an hour today should do it ) . &NAME is playing &NAME tonight and has a tournament Sat morning . Hope you have stopped yawning . Dad &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Institute of Public Health University &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME CB2 2SR SUBJECT: Re : request ... ( &NUM ) ( Fwd ) Dear &NAME , I have investigated on your behalf and have discovered that the &NAME household does own a wok , although it belongs to one of the other &NUM and not to &NAME . So I guess it 's up to you whether he;ll need &NUM or not . What are your other ideas ? &NAME xxx p.s. It 's beautifully sunny here this morning - I have a south-facing room this year and I 'm enjoying sitting at the computer soaking up the sun as if it were the middle of summer , especially as it 's cold outside ! p.p.s. How are you other than work ? SUBJECT: Research Associate - Health Geography RESEARCH ASSOCIATE : HEALTH GEOGRAPHY ( ACCESS TO CANCER SERVICES ) Applications are invited for the position of Research Associate in the School of Environmental Sciences ( research rated &NUM * ) . The post is available for &NUM years , from March &NUM , to work on a government funded project studying the relationship between access to treatment services and management and health outcomes of cancer . The successful candidate will have good organisational skills and the ability to work independently . A postgraduate degree in a relevant subject or a good first degree with additional research experience , together with expertise in the statistical analysis of data and the use of &NAME &NAME packages are essential . Salary will be on the Research and Analogous &NUM salary scale in the range £ &NUM , &NUM to £ &NUM , &NUM . A letter of application and a current curriculum vitae containing the names and addresses of &NUM referees who can testify for your academic abilities should be sent to Dr &CHAR &CHAR &NAME , Research Administrator , School of Environmental Sciences , University of East &NAME , &NAME by January 14th . Further particulars can be obtained from Dr &NAME 's office , telephone &NUM &NUM &NUM , e-mail : &EMAIL or from the vacancies section of our homepage on &WEBSITE / Informal enquiries should be made to Dr &NAME &NAME , project manager , on &NUM &NUM . SUBJECT: Research Associate - Health Geography RESEARCH ASSOCIATE : HEALTH GEOGRAPHY ( ACCESS TO CANCER SERVICES ) Applications are invited for the position of Research Associate in the School of Environmental Sciences ( research rated &NUM * ) . The post is available for &NUM years , from March &NUM , to work on a government funded project studying the relationship between access to treatment services and management and health outcomes of cancer . The successful candidate will have good organisational skills and the ability to work independently . A postgraduate degree in a relevant subject or a good first degree with additional research experience , together with expertise in the statistical analysis of data and the use of &NAME &NAME packages are essential . Salary will be on the Research and Analogous &NUM salary scale in the range £ &NUM , &NUM to £ &NUM , &NUM . A letter of application and a current curriculum vitae containing the names and addresses of &NUM referees who can testify for your academic abilities should be sent to Dr &CHAR &CHAR &NAME , Research Administrator , School of Environmental Sciences , University of East &NAME , &NAME by January 14th . Further particulars can be obtained from Dr &NAME 's office , telephone &NUM &NUM &NUM , e-mail : &EMAIL or from the vacancies section of our homepage on &WEBSITE / Informal enquiries should be made to Dr &NAME &NAME , project manager , on &NUM &NUM . SUBJECT: Research Dear &NAME , Found this on the web . You 've probably tried it already but anyway : &NAME Council : Core Strategic funding is typically long term and maintains expertise and knowledge in key areas of the environmental sciences determined by the &NAME Council . It supports excellent and relevant research , survey and monitoring , technology development and the creation , interpretation and supply of environmental data . It aims to meet current needs and to form a basis for meeting future priorities . Go to : &WEBSITE / Sorry if this was obvious . &NAME xxx SUBJECT: Research Positions @ &NAME The University of &NAME is seeking to fill &NUM posts at Professor , &NAME or Principal Lecturer within the School of &NAME . The School has an internationally recognised research group in &NAME , which we are keen to expand . Currently , the group includes &NUM Professors of &NAME ( &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME ) , &NUM &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) , &NUM &NAME ( &NAME &NAME ) , &NUM Research Fellows ( &NAME &NAME and &NUM tbc ) , &NUM research students , and other staff who contribute to the group 's output ( including Prof. &NAME &NAME , Prof. &NAME &NAME and Prof. &NAME &NAME ) . Research interests of the group include : automated cartography and map generalization ; digital terrain and surface modelling ; &NUM modelling ; crime analysis and prediction ; health mapping and analysis ; spatio-temporal databases ; user-interface design ; &NAME integration with &NAME ; radiocommunications planning ; geocomputation , including parallel processing , neural networks , etc. The posts include additional funding for a research student and / or a research fellow for the successful applicants . &NAME : Professor ( negotiable ) , &NAME or &NAME : £ &NUM , &NUM to £ &NUM , &NUM . Full details can be found at : &WEBSITE For additional information or an informal chat , please contact Prof. &NAME &NAME ( &NAME : &NUM &NUM or e-mail : &EMAIL ) . The application procedure is detailed in the web page above . As well as being available here , application forms and further particulars may be obtained by accessing our web pages at &WEBSITE ( &WEBSITE line , &NUM hour service ) . Or by emailing us at &EMAIL When requesting an application form , please quote reference &NUM . Closing Date : &NUM January &NUM Interview Date : &NUM &NAME &NUM SUBJECT: Resending Analysis of Welcome Poem &CHAR COMPLEX LITERARY ANALYSIS OF THE HISTORIC WELCOME POEM ( WRITTEN BY HIS LORDSHIP ) BY A WORTHY FOLLOWER OF THE VENERABLE &NAME . &NAME Dear Flat people , I was so overwhelmed by the depth of hidden feeling , knowledge and purpose in &NAME 's poem that I felt I really must pass on this exposition of it To my flat mates of joy , [ Reference to this ( infinitesimal ) hypothetical temporal state of being on seeing &NAME . ] Say I , &NAME oh boy ! [ Origin unknown , possibly Canadian . Generally excepted as an exultation of glory to the male members of the flat . ( I.e. &NAME and &NAME ) This has been unsuccessfully disputed in recent years by followers of &NAME and &NAME . ] What fun we shall have as a &NUM ! [ &NAME approach to flat life , giving evidence to the view that dictators always start out like this . It is a little known fact that the term &NUM probably does not refer to the &NUM flat people , but may in fact be of anglo- canadian origin and mean group of &NUM slaves controlled by red-haired pseudo- deity . ] Will we not be cooking [ Earlier manuscripts substitute we and will , giving a more likely rendition of the text ] Fried RICE and looking [ Delusional reference to the mythical idea that students eat &NAME . Many treatises were written on this subject by the venerable &NAME &NAME . His authoritative writings still draw many followers . ] for chicken of suitable size ? [ Reference to expensive organic chicken usually smaller and therefore more difficult to find . Very popular with the revered flat people . ] Till we next meet then , [ Denotes anticipation of friendship , the author reveals his deep-felt need for companionship . Linked with the frailty of human emotion syndrome as studied by &NAME of the &NAME &NAME medical research labs . ] &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME &NAME , [ Here each of the author 's flat mates is personified as a well-known clock &NUM ) &NAME . An anagram of the V.G.A. clock ( Virtual Germ-free Apartment ) . Thought to pertain to the author 's ideal state of being for the coming year . &NUM ) &NAME The &NAME &NAME is often found in anthills . Its source of power is unknown , but it appears to work reasonably accurately . It comes with a built- in television . &NUM ) &NAME . There is no such clock , thereby giving great support to the popular view that the original spelling was N2o . This would then correlate with the well known laughing clocks of eastern &NAME . ( N2O is the chemical symbol for nitrous oxide more commonly known as laughing gas . ) &NUM ) &NAME . Likened to &NAME &NAME in &NAME , this shows the authors feelings regarding the permanency of &NAME , his unwavering tick-tock Some authorities use this reference to introduce the deity of &NAME , but we refute that , giving &NAME the credit . ] I wish you the best of the prize . [ Curiously , here the author appears to be wishing for his friends to enjoy his presence while he is absent . This seemingly contradictory statement actually makes perfect sense if the reader interprets the merit of the author 's presence inversely from that which is portrayed . However , scholars struggle over this version as it is generally thought His Lordship was very well liked by his colleagues . A dilemma for the modern mind to puzzle over if ever there was one . The venerable &NAME &NAME put it down to grammatical errors , but this proved highly unpopular with the &NAME ( Pro &NAME &NAME ) groups of his day , leading to his untimely martyrdom . ] What prize is this ? I hear you say , [ Figurative language appertaining to the gift of friendship . Fundamentalist followers of His Lordship often claim that he could actually hear his friends questioning remarks over hundreds of miles . This cannot be refuted strongly enough as current opinion states that His Lordship was definitely not divine . Some may argue that early engravings of the renowned flat person glow with a radiance of their own , but we attribute this to their being discovered in close proximity to radioactive surroundings &NAME &NAME 's &NAME ] Of which his lordship speaks today [ Allusion to the means of communication employed by the author to deliver his poem . Many beautiful words have been written on this proverbial verse of verses , highlighting the individuality of text . The appearance of living words are starkly contrasted by the citation of the author 's pseudo-title his lordship , denoting grim and lofty determination . However , the non-inclusion of capital letters in the name suggests a glimmer of recognition that mortality may have reached the author . Death comes to all . ] Why , tis living with me , of course ! [ False egoism , of which the author is prone . Also can be interpreted that the gift of friendship is living inside the author , or , for that matter , any gift . Could this possibly be another hidden allusion to the author 's brevity of existence ? The venerable &NAME &NAME was of that opinion . ] ( &NAME &NAME , &NAME ! ) [ Probably the author 's original comments . These words have become timelessly enshrined as the Pro &NAME &NAME benediction . Devotees squawk loudly while chanting in solemn Canadian monotones &NAME &NAME , &NAME many times over . This practice is outlawed in &NUM states due to the subtle machinations of the Venerable &NAME &NAME &NAME Group . These worthy individuals have taken it upon themselves to ensure the Welcome Poem is passed down through the generations in all purity and with the highest appreciation of purpose . ] SUBJECT: Retail Market Analyst , &NAME This role cannot be described as a " typical run of the mill &NUM job " . This is an opportunity to join a team that is both technically accomplished and inspiring in their ideas . &NAME to this role is experience ( &NUM years ) . Whether your background is a property or retail , your ideas and pragmatic solution creation is what is needed with a demonstrable knowledge of current issues facing retailers and other &NAME Street businesses . In addition to an out-going personality and self-motivation , the ideal candidate would most probably have the following : &NAME Skills B7 Educated to at least degree level ( applied geography or other numerate , relevant discipline ) B7 Demonstrable experience of geodemographics and spatial data manipulation &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME and PowerPoint skills B7 Exposure to &NAME software and its applications Salary to £ &NUM , &NUM + benefits . If interested , please send your &NAME to &EMAIL or call me , &NAME , on &NUM &NUM &NUM . &NAME &NAME Space IT &NUM &NAME Street , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . &EMAIL &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM ( direct ) &NAME : &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: return owl ! Well &NAME , I managed to fool your howler because this PC does n't have a sound card and therefore could n't play the loud .wav file you no doubt attached . ( &NAME , just another reason PC 's are superior to &NAME ... sometimes it pays NOT to have sound capabilities :-o ) ) . Actually , I 've tried phoning you , but you were not to be found either . However , I decided against persecuting you with any howlers , or fluffy &NAME type retribution . ( I saw &NAME &NAME by the way , he says hi . ) I will try and phone you sometime tomorrow night , if that works . Alternatively , we could try and organise a time to meet on the net ( you too &NAME ? ) I could n't get through to &CHAR & &CHAR either , so obviously Mum brought lots of Swiss Chalet sauce back from K-W and they were too busy eating that to answer the phone . Back to the library methinks . Talk to you soon , &NAME &NAME &NAME onto the set for &NAME &NAME , and steal me some &NAME . SUBJECT: Re : rocks ! Arriving &NUM : &NUM ( Monday ) . &CHAR Remind me of the times that you are coming to &NAME Hey &NAME - check out this bit of rock strata I photographed yesterday . ... it rocks ! SUBJECT: &NAME Executive Required &NAME Executive &NAME require a dynamic , self motivated individual with excellent communication skills and a minimum of &NUM &NUM &NUM years experience within the &NAME industry . The ideal candidate should be educated to degree level , with a proven aptitude in identifying , developing , qualifying and closing new business , preferably within the utility and telecom markets . The ability to maintain long term customer relationships by ensuring a high level of customer satisfaction with existing clients is vital . Priorities can change frequently and at short notice due to the nature of the services we provide , therefore strong organisational skills , attention to detail and a proactive approach to creating and implementing solutions would be advantageous . If this describes you , then please submit your details to &NAME &NAME at mailto : &EMAIL by Monday December 16th &NUM . &NAME is an &NAME based company that provides software products , solutions and system integration services to a global community . For more information about &NAME , please visit our website - &WEBSITE SUBJECT: sat # &NUM Do n't forget , it 's to celebrate &NAME 's 21st ... and also , we 'll be splitting the cost ( just to warn you-any complaints , speak to the management ) , lots of love , &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: Re : SCANDAL ! I think we 're all aware that &NAME is particularly bad at replying to any form of communication , however lovely he may otherwise be . it was not slander , but &NAME fact . additionally , &NAME has nothing on me ; thus why he can reveal nothing . love to all ! &NAME xx From : " &NAME " To : " &NAME &NAME " , , , , , , , , , , , , Subject : SCANDAL ! &NAME : Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Ladies and Gentlemen , I would like to distance myself from a particularly nasty remark made by a certain Miss &NAME , insinuating that I am , how shall I say , " bad " at replying to emails . I would just like to make it perfectly clear that I am GREAT at replying to emails , and that you are welcome to put me to the test . I would like to return the complement to Miss &NAME by revealing some shocking item of underhand information that I am privy to , but I guess I 'll rise above it ( or at least save it for a rainy day ) . Regards and all , &NAME Sent : Wednesday , December &NUM , &NUM &NUM : &NUM PM " guys " ... can you tell me whether I will see you at &NAME 's or sometime near christmas ? if not , will post your presents . if so , see you there . thanks , love &NAME ps , yes , &NAME , you may actually have to reply . sorry . &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: SCANDAL ! Ladies and Gentlemen , I would like to distance myself from a particularly nasty remark made by a certain Miss &NAME , insinuating that I am , how shall I say , " bad " at replying to emails . I would just like to make it perfectly clear that I am GREAT at replying to emails , and that you are welcome to put me to the test . I would like to return the complement to Miss &NAME by revealing some shocking item of underhand information that I am privy to , but I guess I 'll rise above it ( or at least save it for a rainy day ) . Regards and all , &NAME " guys " ... can you tell me whether I will see you at &NAME 's or sometime near christmas ? if not , will post your presents . if so , see you there . thanks , love &NAME ps , yes , &NAME , you may actually have to reply . sorry . &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : SCANDAL ! &NAME , can you burn me a cd with my diss files and send it to me please ? &NAME , &NAME Ladies and Gentlemen : I would like to state , as a neutral observer , that &NAME is indeed generally very good at replying to emails . I would not go so far as to say he is " great " ( to quote himself - again ) , but he is indeed well above average . He suggests we put him to the test . That could be amusing . It is true , however , to say he is generally hopeless at replying to text messages - a far more serious crime . Also , 'regards and all " is no way to end an email . &NAME From : " &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : Re : SCANDAL ! &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Join the world 's largest e-mail service with &NAME &NAME . &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : SCANDAL ! ok , ok , &NAME hates me and that is why he does n't reply to my emails . right , thanks for clearing that up . sorry to have bothered you all . &CHAR &CHAR From : " &NAME &NAME " To : &EMAIL Subject : Re : SCANDAL ! &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Ladies and Gentlemen : I would like to state , as a neutral observer , that &NAME is indeed generally very good at replying to emails . I would not go so far as to say he is " great " ( to quote himself - again ) , but he is indeed well above average . He suggests we put him to the test . That could be amusing . It is true , however , to say he is generally hopeless at replying to text messages - a far more serious crime . Also , 'regards and all " is no way to end an email . &NAME From : " &NAME &NAME " To : &EMAIL Subject : Re : SCANDAL ! &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( ( &WEBSITE ) ) &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : scarves Cheers , I 'll think about it , better check if they 're still in fashion before I buy one ... &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Hi &NAME , White scarve on &NAME Road , opposite the cinema cost £ &NUM . Very nice silkly type , with &NUM cm long threads on the end . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: School 's out for summer Not that you 'd know the &NAME &NAME classic of &NUM ... Anyways , this is just to say &CHAR ) well done for finishing ( assuming you have ) and ii ) have yourself a terrific summer . Any field trips planned ? &NAME to catch up with you between now and October &NAME Get Your Private , Free E-mail from &NAME Hotmail at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME , Well , you should either be headed into your last exam at this point , or possibly finished ( if you see this after Thursday AM ) . Is always a great feeling heading out of your last exam and into summer ! Hope your travels home and trip to &NAME go well . I spoke with &NAME last evening ( he was over to watch the Mariner 's game ) and he is planning to pick you up at the airport - either way we 'll make sure you get in. We may wish to borrow you for a day during your stay with &NAME - as &NAME will be away at camp on the Olympic Peninsula on the days you are planning to be with us , and &NAME will be gone during the day at a U.W. soccer camp that week ( 16th on ) . - &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME " wrote : Hi &NAME ! Thanks for your welcome . Re my flight into &NAME on the 12th , hopefully &NAME will be able to pick me up ( does he have a car ? ) Anyway , I e-mailed him about that the other night , but hav yet to hear back from him . If there is a reason that he ca n't meet me , I would be very thankful for a ride into &NAME . I 'm really glad you enjoyed your time in &NAME , the river in nice weather is wonderful ! And with regards to my exams , I 'm only half way through ! &NAME ! I 've got my last &NUM this next week ! Quite manic really ! Thursday will be crazy . I have an exam in the morning , meeting some friends for lunch , then packing up my things in the flat , and driving home ! ( &NUM hours ! ) &NAME , thanks again ! Please give my love to your family , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : So with regards to dates in &NAME ... I believe &NAME is leaving for &NAME on the 17th , so would it be all right if I came and stayed with you from the 16th until the 18th ? &NAME , Yes , we look forward to your visit ! ... and you 're certainly welcome to stay longer if you need to shorten your stay at &NAME 's for any reason . Do you need a ride from the airport on the 12th - or has &NAME taken care of that ? &NAME exams went well for you ( assuming these are over now ? ) . I sure enjoyed my visit with &NAME and your parents ! &NUM highlight was canoeing up the river &NAME on an incredibly warm and pleasant afternoon after watching the &NAME cup final . Am told the best guide on the river was not in town however - he was apparently busy pondering the origins of rocks in another part of the country . - &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME visit Hey &NAME , All I have down at this moment is to pick you up at the airport Thursday the 12th around &NUM : 30pm . Next morning , we join the &NAME for a day trip to &NAME &NAME &NAME . That 's Friday . Saturday I have my &NAME &NAME friends over all day ( remember , you 're welcome to join in there ) . No definite plans for Sunday . Monday aft / eve we go to a Mariner 's game . So , I had assumed you would stay with me at least through those &NUM days . After that I suppose I should share you with the &NAME 's? Anyways , you have options as I do n't leave on my " &NAME trip " until Thursday the 19th . Guitars . &NAME I 'm sure there are any number of places to buy a decent one , though I 'm no expert ! I can take you to American Music , though . It a store that caters to the rock &CHAR " roll types . I bought a &NAME system for my speaking engagements there . Interesting place anyways . Have n't been too productive the past several weeks I 'm afraid . Just getting back on my feet after a bout with some mysterious sort of " viral infection " ( so says my doctor ... that 's what they call something when they 're clueless ) so I set the script aside again . Working on a commissioned painting instead . &NAME I 've covered everything . Looking forward to your visit ! &NAME Hey &NAME ! I 'm in my last week here in Mammoth Lakes . The mapping has almost finished , which is a great relief . Hopefully I 'll have some time to write more of my story . I remember that &NAME said somthing about me spending some time at his , at a different time than we had originally thought . I was wondering if I could find out what the timing is going to be . I would have sent this to &NAME as well , but I 've lost his address . &NUM other thing ... I 've been thinking about buying a Guitarn whilst I was in &NAME , being a big city , and in the States . Do you know any good music stores ? I hope you are well , and I 'm really looking forward to seeing you . Take care , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME Modelling and &NAME Group We need an experienced person to join the Group to further the integration of geographical information systems and environment models in support of catchment and landscape scale studies . Holding a senior position , the successful applicant will manage and provide technical leadership to &NAME consultants within the group . &CHAR strong team player , the successful candidate will be expected to provide support to existing commercial and research based &NAME projects and direct the development of the capability , working with other senior staff in business development opportunities . With a degree in &NAME , &NAME or a related discipline , and preferably a postgraduate qualification the candidate will have demonstrable experience of applied &NAME in multi-disciplinary environmental research projects . Expertise in using &NAME &NAME products , the possession of &NAME based programming skills and the ability to produce interfaces for &NAME are essential . Demonstrable programming expertise in a high level programming language will be regarded favourably . &NAME is a leading research based consultancy for environmental and agricultural land management in &NAME and &NAME . The &NAME Environment Modelling and &NAME Group , based in the &NAME Research &NAME , carries out applied research and strategic consultancy on agri-environment issues , most notably relating to the interactions of land management and diffuse pollution , and the delivery of decision support systems to government and industry . The Group members have backgrounds in applied environment modelling , &NAME development , soil science , hydrology and software development . Salaries will be in the range £ &NUM , &NUM to £ &NUM , &NUM depending on qualifications and experience . Further details from : &NAME &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME Road , &NAME , &NAME &NAME . &NAME : &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM Email : &EMAIL Applications must be received by &NUM &NAME &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Serious one-upmanship The object is to &NAME your neighbour ... I 'm a better man than you 's the acid test . Oh &NAME ? Oh &NAME ? Well ... well ... last night I went to church ... hah ! Beat that ! &NAME , so &NAME beats that . &NAME . So , was it any good ? &NAME &NAME Did I tell you about my new lawnmower ? I Do n't mean to gloat , but last night , I watched &NAME &NAME . Did you know that I watched &NAME &NAME last night ? You 'll never guess what I did last night ... &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: serious question What are my main weaknesses ? As a person / employee / character and temprament in general ? especially things you might have picked up opn doing &NAME 's Hall Worship with me ... I 'm not getting down on myself , I just need to know for a form ! Thanks,# love , &NAME &NAME The Godspell rehearsal this pm is in the Assembly rooms now ! &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: &NUM Wonders . ... enjoy ! thanks to &NAME for this . A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present &NUM Wonders of the World . Though there were some disagreements , the following got the most votes : &NUM . &NAME 's &NAME &NAME &NUM . &NAME &NAME &NUM . &NAME &NAME &NUM . &NAME Canal &NUM . Empire State Building &NUM . St. &NAME 's &NAME &NUM . &NAME 's &NAME &NAME While gathering the votes , the teacher noted that one quiet student had n't turned in her paper yet . So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list . The girl replied , " Yes , a little . I could n't quite make up my mind because there were so many . " The teacher said , " Well , tell us what you have , and maybe we can help . " The girl hesitated , then read , " I think the &NUM Wonders of the World are : &NUM . to touch &NUM . to taste &NUM . to see &NUM . to hear ( She hesitated a little , and then added&SMILEY &NUM . to feel &NUM . to laugh &NUM . and to love . " The room was so full of silence you could have heard a pin drop . Those things we overlook as simple and " ordinary " are truly wondrous . I hope your life is filled with the world 's &NUM Wonders . ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME - Search Thousands of New Jobs &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NUM Wonders . ... enjoy ! thanks to &NAME for this . A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present &NUM Wonders of the World . Though there were some disagreements , the following got the most votes : &NUM . &NAME 's &NAME &NAME &NUM . &NAME &NAME &NUM . &NAME &NAME &NUM . &NAME Canal &NUM . Empire State Building &NUM . St. &NAME 's &NAME &NUM . &NAME 's &NAME &NAME While gathering the votes , the teacher noted that one quiet student had n't turned in her paper yet . So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list . The girl replied , " Yes , a little . I could n't quite make up my mind because there were so many . " The teacher said , " Well , tell us what you have , and maybe we can help . " The girl hesitated , then read , " I think the &NUM Wonders of the World are : &NUM . to touch &NUM . to taste &NUM . to see &NUM . to hear ( She hesitated a little , and then added&SMILEY &NUM . to feel &NUM . to laugh &NUM . and to love . " The room was so full of silence you could have heard a pin drop . Those things we overlook as simple and " ordinary " are truly wondrous . I hope your life is filled with the world 's &NUM Wonders . ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME - Search Thousands of New Jobs &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : sighs ... Hey &NAME - I seem to be hearing the same story from lots of people right now - you 're not alone ! I know it 's really hard not to worry - especially when you really want something and you 're not sure whether &NAME wants the same thing for you ( is that about right ? ) . I find that hard too sometimes . I guess I always have to force myself to remember that if &NAME has different plans for me then they 're always going to be far better plans ! &NAME , I do n't know if it helps , but I have great confidence in you and I trust you a lot . You 're going to do some great things and if He wants you to stay in &NAME then he 'll sort out somewhere to live and everything else ! I 'll write more in a minute - experiment awaits , &NAME x Hi &NAME , to follow on from my text message ... I 'm finding that combined with all the normal tirings of college I do n't know that I fully trust that &NAME is in control ofd my life . At least I do n't feel confident enough just to give everything to him and not worry about it all . So if I sigh , it is probably that I am still worried about whether I 'll get my PhD or not , and then whether I 'll get a house or not , and then I wonder about how permanent &NAME and I will be - standard worries , but they do get to me . I would appreciate your prayers . Thanks for being such a great and supportive friend . Lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodaphone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Simultaneous Equations ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? 28ask ? ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? &NAME ? Hi &NAME , Well , life is full of surprises , as I found out yesterday morning when I saw &NAME and &NAME in my sitting room . I was speechless and very very shocked , but very very happy . Anyway , I 've had an absolutely wonderful &NUM days and really really enjoyed seeing them both again . We went a walk along the coast , played biblical trivial pursuits ( very hard questions and &NAME won but not by much . She was really surprisingly competitive without you or &NAME there to eclipse her ) , went to church , ate nice food , watched &NAME &NAME , talked , watched &NAME play with my brother 's gun ( she 's a natural disturbing really ) It 's made me remember why I want to come back to &NAME to see all my wonderful friends again ! " How are you feeling ? Do you want me to pick up lecture notes for you ? Who from and for what ? When are you coming back ? I miss having you here - I 'm feeling very well . Imagine I feel normal and then take away the fact that I have not got quite perfect energy levels and still a few wounds to finish healing and my right chest is still a little tender . Apart from that I 'm doing well . I 'm hopefully coming back on Saturday the 26th of January , but that is still to be confirmed not the least of which by my consultant at the hospital ! Thanks very much for offering to pick up lecture notes . &NAME is photocopying hers for me , but I 'll just wait until I get back until I get them as I still have lots of work from last term which I can be getting on with . Anyway , I am praying for you and hope you are soon feeling your old self again . I look forward to seeing you soon . &NAME &NAME If you feel like it there is a letter , which will be arriving in my pigeonhole on Tuesday morning . It 's from the university and if you would n't mind could you open it for me and tell me how much they think they 're talking out of my bank account to pay my tuition fees ? That would be great ! SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME , my form is sent off as well . I said I 'd be willing to share a room with you , hope that 's ok . I know it 's a pain to have to put up with a boring older brother , but there you go ! No , I have n't yet signed up for &NAME , maybe sometime . Tonight , &NAME , I 'd like to chat , I 'll get back to you on when . Later " gator , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : I 've sent off my form , you yours ? have you signed up with ( hassle -free ) &NAME ? Do it . What are you doing tonght , wanna talk . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME you still online ? On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : I 've sent off my form , you yours ? have you signed up with ( hassle -free ) &NAME ? Do it . What are you doing tonght , wanna talk . &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME praise and anyone up for a fight ? Guys just &NUM quick things &NAME praise is on in &NAME hall tonight &NUM : &NUM &NAME Lane from soul survivour &NAME , and the band HEAT is our speaker . Come along ! secondly , this turs we have organised a HILL &CHAR &NAME wide game and potentially a lot of water fighting . The idea is we get all the cu togehter having some fun so we can meet some guys from other colleges . Its being organised by the cu 's but is open to anyone who wants a laugh on thurs . The basic format is a widegame , with rules to be explained on thurs . As I said anyone is welcome , so bring your friends along, ( NB there wont be a talk or anything ) Its happening at &NUM : &NUM on thurs , so we will meet in reception at &NUM : &NUM ish . If people have buckets of water pistols etc. .. bring them along any queries hit me back &NAME The longest one syllable word in the english language is 'screeched " SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME &NAME PRAISE is this week , it will be monster ! ! So please come As a result there is no cu or bible studies , but there is and it 's very exciting I promise ! ? a letter from &NAME and because I am so lovely I have put them all in your own individual pigeon holes , so please at least cast a cursory glance over them , cheers See you on monday at &NUM : &NUM in &NAME hall - please be praying for it as well as vocally adveritsing it Remember a shark is the only fish that can blink with both its eyes as they say in &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME study Hello peeps ! &NAME and I thought we 'd try sending out the passage for the coming week 's bible study , so that you can read it in advance and come to the bible study ready to discuss it . So , here it is . ... &NAME &NUM ( a brilliant chapter ! and it picks up on what was preached at &NAME tonight , as well ! &SMILEY Freedom in &NAME 1It is for freedom that &NAME has set us free . Stand firm , then , and do not let yourselves be burdened again by a yoke of slavery . 2Mark my words ! &CHAR , &NAME , tell you that if you let yourselves be circumcised , &NAME will be of no value to you at all . 3Again I declare to every man who lets himself be circumcised that he is obligated to obey the whole law . &NAME who are trying to be justified by law have been alienated from &NAME ; you have fallen away from grace . 5But by faith we eagerly await through the &NAME the righteousness for which we hope . 6For in &NAME &NAME neither circumcision nor uncircumcision has any value . The only thing that counts is faith expressing itself through love . 7You were running a good race . Who cut in on you and kept you from obeying the truth ? 8That kind of persuasion does not come from the one who calls you . 9' &CHAR little yeast works through the whole batch of dough . " &NUM am confident in the &NAME that you will take no other view . The one who is throwing you into confusion will pay the penalty , whoever he may be . 11Brothers , if I am still preaching circumcision , why am I still being persecuted ? In that case the offense of the cross has been abolished . 12As for those agitators , I wish they would go the whole way and emasculate themselves ! 13You , my brothers , were called to be free . But do not use your freedom to indulge the sinful nature [ &NUM ] ; rather , serve one another in love . &NAME entire law is summed up in a single command : " Love your neighbour as yourself .' [ &NUM ] &NAME you keep on biting and devouring each other , watch out or you will be destroyed by each other . Life by the &NAME &NAME I say , live by the &NAME , and you will not gratify the desires of the sinful nature . 17For the sinful nature desires what is contrary to the &NAME , and the &NAME what is contrary to the sinful nature . They are in conflict with each other , so that you do not do what you want . 18But if you are led by the &NAME , you are not under law . 19The acts of the sinful nature are obvious : sexual immorality , impurity and debauchery ; 20idolatry and witchcraft ; hatred , discord , jealousy , fits of rage , selfish ambition , dissensions , factions 21and envy ; drunkenness , orgies , and the like . I warn you , as I did before , that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of &NAME . 22But the fruit of the &NAME is love , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME , kindness , goodness , faithfulness , 23gentleness and self-control . Against such things there is no law . 24Those who belong to &NAME &NAME have crucified the sinful nature with its passions and desires . 25Since we live by the &NAME , let us keep in step with the &NAME . 26Let us not become conceited , provoking and envying each other . Footnotes 5: &NUM Or the flesh ; also in verses &NUM , &NUM , &NUM and &NUM 5: &NUM &NAME . &NUM : &NUM &NAME The version is &NAME , if you want to know . &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME ( that 's welcome in Spanish ) hi guys welcome back to this fun filled term of the beautiful and desirable things we call exams . just a quick note to let you know that cu is on as normal tomorrow and promises to be its usual crazy fun packed self . It will be cool to see everyone after the holidays and find out how everyone is doing . take care and see you all tomorrow ( hopefully ) &NAME and &NAME and remember 'dreamt is the only word in the English language that ends in 'mt " SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Cheque please ! Hey folks - all of you coming on the Houseparty please get your cheques in to &NAME ( &NAME ) or &CHAR ( &NAME &NAME ) by Monday . We really need to know who 's coming asap . Any problems - let us know . See you Monday ! Love &NAME &NAME Apparently some confusion about dates ... we 're going 23rd-25th November , leaving about 5.30pm on Friday I think . SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] CU on Monday ... Hey everyone - hope you 're having a great weekend ! Just a word about CU on Monday : We 're having a slightly unusual meeting , in that we 're having several members of the &NAME ( soon to be &NAME ? ) exec in to do some things . Some of the Mission folks are coming to get us excited about January and talk a bit about how it 's all going to happen . But we 've also got some of the &NAME " International " people to talk to us about &NAME .. international stuff . It should be really good - your chance to hear it straight from the guys in charge ( not that &NAME and I do n't report it all to you faithfully ! ) and ask them lots of ( tricky ) questions if you want to . I just wanted to warn you since it 's likely to go on a bit longer than usual - we 're unlikely to be finished before &NUM . Be good to see lots of you there - and on your best behaviour of course &SMILEY See you all soon , love &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME &NAME &NAME Hi guys , just a quick note form us to let you know about some talks about &NAME that are going on &NAME its &NAME - sorry you 've already missed the first one but we have only just found out about them . so read on if you want ! a monster lot of shalom &NAME You are invited to the &NAME University Ecumenical Christian Council &NUM &NAME talks . These talks are to be held at &NAME &NAME 's institute , church road , from 1: 15pm to 2pm and are going on for &NUM weeks starting next Tuesday the 19th of &NAME . Each of the &NUM speakers is representing one of the &NAME faiths and has been asked to speak on suffering , peace and justice . Professor &NAME &NAME , who lectures in the theology department at this university , is our first speaker , in the second week a Jewish Rabbi , still to be confirmed , will be speaking and lastly a Muslim freelance journalist , &NAME &NAME will join us . Thanks &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] explore emergency change of venue just a real quicky to say explore tonight is in &NAME &NAME as cathedrals is closed cheers &NAME and &NAME and did you know that the Canadian dollar bill has a picture of an American flag on it , - it might almost be remarked that its all the same place ! incidentally the border between &NAME and usa is the largest undefended territorial land in the world hmmmm ... SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] For &NAME members Just a note for everyone who 's a member of &NAME : &NUM new people are being ratified at &NAME on Saturday - if you ca n't be there , please read the rest of the e-mail and reply to &EMAIL by 7pm on Friday . Cheers ! &NAME and &NAME Dear &NAME , Hello ! Well it is nearly the end of exams , I hope that you 've all survived them ! There are still some people who are not ratified so we will be holding an &NAME at the beginning of &NAME on Saturday 1st June . The agenda will be : &NUM ) Apologies for absence &NUM ) Minutes of the previous meeting proposed as read &NUM ) Matters arising form the minutes &NUM ) Announcements from the chair and questions of officers &NUM ) Ratification of the proposals &NUM ) Any other business The exec 's proposals are : International Friendship Group Chair - &NAME &NAME , &NAME Website co-ordinator - &NAME &NAME , &NAME Publicity Officer - &NAME &NAME , &NAME 's If you do n't know who any of these people are , please ask their college rep or someone on exec . Likewise , if you have any questions about why these people were chosen , or would like to make an objection please speak to or e-mail myself , or someone on exec &NAME . The deadline for &NAME is &NAME Friday 31st May . It is important that everyone has the opportunity to have a say in who will be running &NAME next year . If you are n't able to come , please use the slip at the end of this letter and put it in internal mail , so that your vote can still be counted . ( This helps us as well as it means we are more likely to be quorate ! ) . Apologies need to reach me by 7pm on Friday 31st May . Finally , keep reading as there 's a gift night letter further down . ! If you 've got any questions about any of the above , please feel free to contact me . Yours in &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME secretary ) Return form : I ____________________________ ( block capitals ) wish to give apologies for my absence from the &NAME &NAME to be held on Saturday the 1st June &NUM . As a &NAME member : I wish to ratify / do not wish to ratify / wish to abstain from ratifying * the proposals made . &NAME _____________________ Date _____________ College _______________________ ( * - delete as appropriate ) SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] [ Fwd : ... But I 'm in the &NAME 's Army ! ] Hey people ! We 've been asked to find some volunteers for stewarding at the Christmas &NAME Service on Monday 3rd December and also for stewarding and venues team for the mission . Freedom is now less than &NUM academic weeks away so please let us know if you 'd like to be involved . Email us - we do n't want to have to come round and bully people ! Cheers , &NAME & &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] [ Fwd : &NAME - &NAME &NAME &NAME , &NAME &CHAR + VP ] Forwarded from &NAME - please vote by email if you 're coming on the houseparty ! &NAME The new president &NAME &NAME is the rep at &NAME &NAME , &NAME &NAME is rep at &NAME . ( just so you know ! ) . ... ( snipped ) . ... Seeing as the last &NAME went so well , we thought we 'd have another one , on Saturday 24th November before &NAME . If it all goes through , we 'll be changing the &NAME name to &NAME ( University of &NAME &NAME &NAME ) and ratifying &NAME and &NAME as president and vice-president . Seriously guys , we ca n't afford to take &NUM attempts to change the constitution this time . Basically if not enough people vote we 'll be stuck with the &NAME name possibly til after the mission . E-mailed votes can go to &EMAIL or &EMAIL Thank you all very much &NAME Attachment can be found here : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME excitement ? Sorry to keep filling up your inbox ( you know you love it really ) ! &CHAR quick last note about this week 's activities . For those who missed it , the &NAME Service was great last night , and &NAME &NAME was excellent . If there 's anyone who 'd like to hear him again this week and fancies staying a couple of extra nights in a 2nd year 's flat ( or else in college ) in beautiful ( &NAME , wet , windy ... ) &NAME - just come along to the CU Conference ! Let &NAME or I know so that we can give them a list for fire regulations , tell us if you need somewhere to stay ( or just hang out ) and pay your £ &NUM on Thursday morning . The Conference starts at 9.30am on Thursday - should be good . There are also still tickets for the ceilidh which you can buy on the door for £ &NUM . It 's in the &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME 's) at 8pm on Wednesday , so if you 're not coming to the conference but you 're stuck in college on weds night with nothing to do , come and join us at the Christmas party . Finally , there 's another service in the Cathedral tonight - the &NAME 's Advent Service - before the Formal , a much more cosy affair , and we hope to see you all tonight at the Pantomime and bop ! If I do n't see you have a lovely holiday and a peaceful Christmas with lots of fun and , more importantly , sleep ! Love &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME excitement ? Sorry to keep filling up your inbox ( you know you love it really ) ! &CHAR quick last note about this week 's activities . For those who missed it , the &NAME Service was great last night , and &NAME &NAME was excellent . If there 's anyone who 'd like to hear him again this week and fancies staying a couple of extra nights in a 2nd year 's flat ( or else in college ) in beautiful ( &NAME , wet , windy ... ) &NAME - just come along to the CU Conference ! Let &NAME or I know so that we can give them a list for fire regulations , tell us if you need somewhere to stay ( or just hang out ) and pay your £ &NUM on Thursday morning . The Conference starts at 9.30am on Thursday - should be good . There are also still tickets for the ceilidh which you can buy on the door for £ &NUM . It 's in the &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NAME 's) at 8pm on Wednesday , so if you 're not coming to the conference but you 're stuck in college on weds night with nothing to do , come and join us at the Christmas party . Finally , there 's another service in the Cathedral tonight - the &NAME 's Advent Service - before the Formal , a much more cosy affair , and we hope to see you all tonight at the Pantomime and bop ! If I do n't see you have a lovely holiday and a peaceful Christmas with lots of fun and , more importantly , sleep ! Love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : [ sj-cu ] &NAME excitement ? &NAME . . ... &NAME . . . . ... ! You 're gone to &NAME ! I did n't say goodbye . . ... &SMILEY ( sniff ) au revoir monsieur , &NAME x " &NAME &NAME &NAME " wrote : yor last e-mail . ... see ya next term girl . Love ya ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Praise and prayer Hey , final leg of exams are upon us , which is jolly nice ! On monday at cu we are going to spend the whole time praising &NAME for how awesome He is . The evening will be focused on praising intermojovinated with praying . It should be a really good refreshing time , where we can focus on &NAME collectively and make space for the &NAME &NAME to move . take it easy &NAME and &NAME and this fact is very crazy , an ostrich 's eye is bigger than it 's brain SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] &NAME Hello ... I know it 's another e-mail from us but I 'll try to keep it brief ... Firstly , did you know that there 's a group of Christians who meet to pray for &NAME every week ? If you 've been to &NAME then it 's a great chance to reminisce with people about the " &NAME experience " , and to pray with people who share a passion for that continent . Anyone who 's been to &NAME or just has a heart to pray for &NAME is really welcome to come . Tomorrow we 're gonna be mainly praying for &NAME , as their vital presidential elections take place next weekend and they really need some prayer ! We meet on Mondays at 1pm in the main library , in study room &NUM , which is off the computer room on the second-from-top floor . I 'll be at the entrance to the library at &NUM tomorrow if anyone wants to come ... Secondly , you probably know that college communion is trying to be more student-friendly . The CU has been asked to lead the prayers at communion this coming Tuesday . So we 're looking for &NUM or &NUM willing volunteers to do just that - you can be people who normally go or people who 've never been before ( like me ! ) . If you 're interested please let me or &NAME know . &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Prayer Request Hi everyone - just a quick prayer request ... For those of you who know &NAME &NAME , he 's been in hospital near &NAME with a collapsed lung for about a week . His lung keeps inflating and deflating again , and so the hole in his lung ca n't heal . As a result of this , he ca n't go home . Obviously , please pray for him to be healed and well soon . But spending Christmas in hospital is never a good thing and so we 'd like to pray for him to be healed and out very soon indeed ! &NAME &NAME reminded me that : " it would be amazing , and quite miraculous , almost so much that I am scared to pray for it , but &NAME is BIG ! Very VERY BIG ! BIG TIME BIG ! So he can answer prayers . " &NAME guys , &NAME you are having a great holiday and staying well &NAME bless - love &NAME SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] Presents A message from &NAME &NAME and &NAME &NAME : Hi &NAME , It 's present time ! ! ! As you may or may not recall just before the last house party &NAME and &NAME had an obsession with tea towels , I made it at least &NUM emails on the subject ! ! So , what &NAME and I thought we could do is , get everyone in the cu to draw a little face and sign their name , on a tea towel , a la primary school ( great idea or what ! ! ).So they will remember us all . So we have bought the aforementioned teatowels and would be very much grateful if you could mark them with you own distinguishable creative drawing talent . The tea towels will be in &NAME room , which is crudas c17 , its right in the corner and it says " &NAME and &NAME " on the door , ( cunning ! ) So please pop along and sign them , there are one each for &NAME and &NAME , there are also cards for you to sign . Before the &NAME lot start whinging the tea towels will be in &NAME &CHAR on thurs and fri , so you could pop along then . If you want to do it , then plaease can you do it before monday . Thanks alot , sorry to have wittered on &NAME and &NAME This is a secret so please try and be discrete ( including you , miss &NAME &NAME ) also &NAME wont be there on monday , any ideas the best time to give it to him ? ( answers in under &NUM words on a postcard ) SUBJECT: [ sj-cu ] The Houseparty ... ! We may have a couple of spaces left if anyone still wants to go ! Let us know asap ( better yet , phone / txt &NAME ) . We 're meeting at 5.45pm on Friday at &NAME - the coach will be leaving at 6pm with no delay so please do not be late ! ! If you have any problems please call us ( &NAME - &NUM &NUM or &NAME - &NUM &NUM ) . Livers in - we 'll give the office a list of the people that are coming away , so you do n't need to worry about signing out unless you think that for some reason we may not have you on the list ( ! ) . Anyone who still has money to pay - you must do this before we let you on the coach on Friday or else have a very good reason why not . We know who you are .. &SMILEY If anyone still needs a sleeping bag , there are some spares around so please just let us know . All the essential information on &NUM handy A4-sized sheet can be found here : &WEBSITE If we think of anything ( we 've probably forgotten something ) we 'll let you know ... See you soon ! Love &NAME and &NAME SUBJECT: Re : SJ-JCR : &NAME &NAME ] A party ? ? ? Absolutely - sign me up . &CHAR how about it kids ? Would be fun if we could all go ... and it 's free ! lf &NAME &CHAR Hello &NUM and all ! Term is , once again , drawing to a close and in true &NAME &NAME 's style we will end it with a lovely formal . &NAME Dinner will take place on &NAME 13TH MARCH . I will confirm the times when the sign up sheet goes up . It is fourth year priority ( then &NUM , &NUM , &NUM ) so I doubt there will be any first year places ( sorry ! ) . We will have a bop afterwards , to which all are welcome . The cost is NOTHING ! &NAME ! THE SIGN UP SHEET WILL &NAME UP ON SUNDAY 3RD MARCH AT &NUM : 30PM AND WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON &NAME 7TH MARCH AT &NUM : 30PM . PLEASE ENSURE ALL DIETARY REQUIREMENTS ARE STATED . Much love &NAME SUBJECT: Re : sleep &NAME , Sorry about the lack of sleep . It is very frustrating . &NAME would say pray for lots of things . I might say to read a chemistry textbook . It is obviously important to break the cycle of not sleeping . ( You could try taking a gravol pill . That sometimes works for &NAME . ) With respect to other information . Love . . ... Not much to say at this point . References . The positive response is a good sign . I will pray for you today . Love Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: small but sweet message Dear &NAME , I am off soon to go out for my sister 's birthday , which is on Sunday , but I hope your Walk in the &NAME goes well and that you are still having fun ! Love , &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: Some ideas ... Dear &NAME , In case you 're still thinking of what to get &NAME for Christmas ( or perhaps even his birthday ? ) , I know that he 'd really like a video of " The Fugitive " . He thinks I 'm going to get it for him because I asked him what he 'd like and that 's the only thing he told me , but I 've actually got him something else as I wnated to surprise him - so , maybe you or &NAME would like to give him that instead ! See you soon ( Saturday I hope ) , love &NAME xxx SUBJECT: Re : Some thoughts about your traumas . Dear &NAME , Thanks for copying the message . It might be useful to talk about things at some point . I wo n't try to deal with anything in an e-mail . I hope you can get on with things this week . Love , Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Songs Hi &NAME , I 've put my song lyrics up at : &WEBSITE As I said , I 'll try to put chords on some of the newer &NUM , and the &NUM on your &NAME . Speak soon , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME , forgot the possible time ! Possible time was &NUM : 17pm . Will let you know . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME , forgot the possible time ! Cool . thanks &NAME - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Possible time was &NUM : 17pm . Will let you know . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME Trek on Sunday evening ( afternoon is not an option ) . Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca n't be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing . &NAME - if this does n't suit then you should have replied . Let me know what time it 's being watched at and you can have the video . Who knows , I might even watch it myself if I feel like it . &NAME wrote : &NAME boys ... all Sunday evenings are free . As are sun afternoons ( there 's an option ! ) . Tonight is not an option ... I 'm otherwise engaged ( wink ) . &NAME , as to the other dates on your list ... Sunday evening ( 17th ) - yep Tuesday evening ( 19th ) - no , at &NAME - as is &NAME . Wednesday evening ( 20th ) - possibly Thursday evening ( 21st ) - likewise Sunday evening ( 24th ) - yep &NAME , have a nice day all , love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME &NAME , what 's the matter with you ? You 're having a school-girl strop . It does not become you . Grow up , be a man , and book the video room ! ! &NAME &NAME and &NAME ! Love &NAME xx PS - take no offence at this &NAME . Re-read your email and you 'll see why I say what I say ! &NAME wrote : &NAME Trek on Sunday evening ( afternoon is not an option ) . Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca n't be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing . &NAME - if this does n't suit then you should have replied . Let me know what time it 's being watched at and you can have the video . Who knows , I might even watch it myself if I feel like it . &NAME wrote : &NAME boys ... all Sunday evenings are free . As are sun afternoons ( there 's an option ! ) . Tonight is not an option ... I 'm otherwise engaged ( wink ) . &NAME , as to the other dates on your list ... Sunday evening ( 17th ) - yep Tuesday evening ( 19th ) - no , at &NAME - as is &NAME . Wednesday evening ( 20th ) - possibly Thursday evening ( 21st ) - likewise Sunday evening ( 24th ) - yep &NAME , have a nice day all , love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME I 'd go with mono-syllabic myself . And I think it 's the English language that 's being mutilated rather than &NAME 's voice box . Or perhaps he 's gradually frying the neuronic connections that supply him with information on how to form words . ... &CHAR Of course I take offence at what you say . It really is silly to say offensive things and then expect people not to mind just be cause you say 'do n't take offence " at the end . Are people not allowed to be in bad moods occasionally ? As far as I am aware we are meant to show our feelings . Why bottle things up ? Let 's " be honest " with everyone . Oh , and contrary to all that you might think I do not find booking the video room difficult - just tedious and unnecessary as ( &CHAR ) I dislike the place intensely and ( &CHAR ) I have no need to book it when you &NUM can . And &NAME - I 'm sorry I asked you to reply to emails . I 'd forgotten that such replies normally take the form of incomprehensible multi-syllabic guttural mutilations of your voice box . &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , what 's the matter with you ? You 're having a school-girl strop . It does not become you . Grow up , be a man , and book the video room ! ! &NAME &NAME and &NAME ! Love &NAME xx PS - take no offence at this &NAME . Re-read your email and you 'll see why I say what I say ! &NAME wrote : &NAME Trek on Sunday evening ( afternoon is not an option ) . Someone arrange to book the video room or find a video recorder because frankly I ca n't be bothered and am fed up with the whole thing . &NAME - if this does n't suit then you should have replied . Let me know what time it 's being watched at and you can have the video . Who knows , I might even watch it myself if I feel like it . &NAME wrote : &NAME boys ... all Sunday evenings are free . As are sun afternoons ( there 's an option ! ) . Tonight is not an option ... I 'm otherwise engaged ( wink ) . &NAME , as to the other dates on your list ... Sunday evening ( 17th ) - yep Tuesday evening ( 19th ) - no , at &NAME - as is &NAME . Wednesday evening ( 20th ) - possibly Thursday evening ( 21st ) - likewise Sunday evening ( 24th ) - yep &NAME , have a nice day all , love &NAME x SUBJECT: Re : Sub fusc and spring flowers On Mon , &NUM Mar &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Thanks for the e-mail girl , I 've been quite busy the last few week . For your info , it was n't Igneous Petrology that killed me . It was metamorphic . &NAME ! Enjoy your last few days in &NAME , when I have a bit more time , I 'll write to you . Thanks again , &NAME Dear &NAME , I 've just been sitting in &NAME travel for over an hour waiting for info on youth hostels for my friend &NAME , who 's hitchhiking to &NAME tomorrow in aid of Link &NAME , and who does n't have time to wait herself ! ! I 've been busy today scavenging the last few decent books from &NAME libraries for the holidays , and tonight , I 'm going ice-skating . Hurrah ! Hope you 're well , love , &NAME xxx SUBJECT: Sub fusc and spring flowers Dear &NAME and &NAME , &NAME - wow , you 're at home with your ( diminished ) family now , enjoying your own room , your mum 's cooking and your brother 's jokes ... &NAME , how are you ? You 've been silent for far too long ! Was the igneous petrology just too much for you ? ! I hope &NAME is treating you kindly , and is as beautiful as &NAME looks at the moment ... Until the end of term ( last Friday ) , I had n't really had time to appreciate the &NAME , or the daffodils which line the road to the science library . But this afternoon , a group of us went for a walk in &NAME &NAME Park . It was bright and warm , and the sunlight was shining through the leaves of the carpets of flowers , turning them all to that beautiful translucent spring green . It was the kind of afternoon that makes you want to sing , which is just what we did ... Well , &NAME and I did , anyway ! I ca n't think why , but we lost &NAME and &NAME at that point ... &NAME , what else can I tell you about &NAME ? Yesterday , &NAME had a friend to visit for the day , so we decided to take her on the &NAME tour bus ( you know , the open-topped &NUM which always try to run you over when you cross the street ) . Someone told us that we could avoid paying the fare ( of about &NUM pounds ) if we dressed up in sub fusc ... And being the poverty-stricken students that we are , about &NUM of us donned our gowns and " academic ribbons " and boarded the bus , &NAME making a big show of it as he walked down the aisle with his arms spread wide ( like that bit in &NAME when he 's walking out of the hall after his first official engagement ! ) . I think the tour guide was pleased to see us , asked which college we were from , and announced us to the rest of the passengers on the bus . Poor guy , we made him mention &NAME College , but I do n't think he knew very much about it ! Until Wednesday , when I 'm off to &NAME , I 'm going to be chasing library books around the city , going ice-skating , watching a video ( this is an unusual event while I 'm at college ) , and generally enjoying being in &NAME without any deadlines . Oh , and I suppose I might just have to do some work while I 'm here . &NAME - I escaped the bar on Friday night ... &NAME ( &CHAR ) had baked &NUM banana cakes earlier in the day ( ! ! ) , and his friend &NAME brought his guitar round to my room and played loads of &NAME and &NAME songs while I played the tunes on my flute , and everyone else sat around eating cake ! Much better &NAME " action man and &NAME " in the bar ... See you soon ( enjoy the field trip , &NAME ! ) , lots of love , &NAME xxx SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NUM Hi &NAME , I would be happy to check and see what kind of flexibility there is with the starting date if you like . If you are interested in pursuing this a little further - what would be the earliest reasonable time for you to be in &NAME ? Was there a particular program you were interested in , or should I check on both programs ? On the other hand - I do n't want to be pushing you into this , as there may be many reasons to stay in the &NAME ; just wanted to make you aware of the opportunity . Ca n't really be considered as much of a " job " opportunity for the financial gain , as the compensation you 'll receive will be largely consumed up by the airline fare . The decision to apply would have to be based almost solely on the ministry experience and training , and the benefits of otherwise spending a summer in &NAME . - &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Hi &NAME , Thanks for passing on the information . I had just about decided to apply when I noticed the dates - starting on June 10th . &NAME This is a major problem , as I do n't finish term until the 22nd June . And I was so very excited about this too . Still , I think it would not be appropriate to miss the last few weeks of term , and graduation too . I 'm really sorry . &NAME , thanks so much for the information though . As I said , I was really caught up with the idea . And it almost seems like this would be my last chance as well to work for a long period over the summer . &NAME . &NAME , thanks so much ! Lots of love to you all , and I hope the swimming is going well ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NUM " T.S. &NAME " wrote : I had just written you a longish e-mail asking you to check the date , but I think that it is becoming clear that this summer in &NAME would probably be impractical . Over the last day or so , I 've heard that my close friends are in the process of organising a week away together , as &NUM last " thing " as a group before we all go our own ways ... And so it would not be great to miss that . Also , even if I missed this , I think with my possible start date nearing the start of July , this might not be the best for the group of leaders to have someone new coming in so late . Thanks for the quick reply , &NAME . Yes , I suspect July would be coming in to the program a little too late . And in your situation , I think I would have a hard time passing up on the week away with good friends ! Grrr. I really was looking forward to that ! Just spending the summer serving &NAME and the kids , and getting trained up too . Sigh ! Thanks for all the leg work you 've done &NAME , I really appreciate it . Not much leg work here - just a small amount of finger work , and very happy to do it - only sorry I did n't get this to you earlier to give you a little more time to chew on the idea . Am sure you will be a great asset to those you 're with whatever you choose to do this summer ! &NAME , gotta test now . &NAME ! ( Only a few more months of exams , then I 'm done for life ! ! ! ! ! ) &NAME the exam goes well . And hope you 're finding a little time to enjoy some Olympic coverage . - &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ( Fwd ) Hi Dad , &NAME , Some thoughts on the canoe trip . &NAME , I 'm sending in another email the map of &NAME for your perusal . I assume we 're doing a &NUM night / &NUM day jaunt . - entrance &NUM ( &NAME Lake ) is south-east . Not bad , but somewhat limited in how far we can go without hitting some big portages . I agree with &NAME , it does n't look too bad . A loop with a day trip is often good , this does n't look like it would push us too much . &NUM potential problem is that there are n't many campsites on this route . Day &NUM : &NAME ( good paddling , no portages ) &NAME &NUM : &NAME &NAME &NUM : &NAME ( &NUM longish portages , with not much paddling , this is the downer of the route ) &NAME &NUM : &NAME &NAME &NUM : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( should be feasible , but quite long ) &NAME &NUM : &NAME &NAME &NUM : &NAME ( another long portage ) &CHAR little uninspiring perhaps ... - we could do &NAME Lake entry again , but head south out of &NAME .. Looking at the map we could go to &NAME on the first day - only &NUM portage ( but it is 1.8K ) . Then Islet on day &NUM and &NUM ( &NUM portages to get there , but shorter - &NUM less than &NUM , &NUM about &NUM ) . On the second day we could do a day trip , or do a backpacking trip since we would be close to the backpack trail . , Then a &NUM and &NUM back to &NAME Lake ( we do a loop ) . I like the idea , although I 'm not sure how far we 'd get into the interior proper . With backpackers etc. this could be a bit less isolated than normal . Also I wonder whether doing this the other way round might be good , to put the big portage at the end after we 've done a few ? - we could do just a backpacking run out of &NAME Lake ( &NAME has done this with his camping ) . ( Advantage of no canoe rental . ) &NAME . - we could enter at the enrance above &NAME ( &NAME / Butt ) and design a route through there . I think you have been there before . &CHAR great idea , our Magnettawan-Hambone-Butt-Queer-Little &NAME &NAME route was great fun . The &NUM big portage ( &NUM km ) is the only downside , but if we 're up for this then great ! Good paddling all the way , plus variety ( big lake , small lake river ) and &NAME &NAME is a bonus . We 've done it before but it was good . - we could go south off of highway &NUM . I had a look , there 's a nice loop off &NAME Lake with lots of little portages , something could be made to work there . Perhaps a bit too challenging ... Give me some thoughts . I am sending in a separate e-mail an &NAME version of the algonquin map for you to look at . How about Day &NUM : &NAME &NAME &NUM : &NAME ( I think where we camped the first time , with the gray &NAME ! ) &NAME &NUM : &NAME &NAME ( this is ambitious , but no long portages ) &NAME &NUM : &NAME &NAME &NUM : &NAME &NAME ( I doubt &NAME &NAME gets many visitors ... ) &NAME &NUM : &NAME &NAME &NUM : &NAME ( &NUM long portages , but we could split them and have lunch on &NAME ) This has a combination of new stuff and old favourites . I tried to fit &NAME &NAME into this route , but could n't. If you can think of a way then let me know ! Well , there are my thoughts . I reckon a challenging trip is more rewarding , but perhaps less relaxing ! Love , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME ( Fwd ) &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME UK &NAME Obviously great minds think alike , since our e-mails crossed . Congratulations on your new job . Sounds great ( especially the lack of commuting ) . Re the canoe trip . I looked at a map to try to find a good route on the east side - but did n't see much . The other problem , of course , is that it would be a long drive if we wa n't to go all the way to the east side . I assume the thought about the east was mainly to do something different , so some thoughts : - entrance &NUM ( &NAME Lake ) is south-east . Not bad , but somewhat limited in how far we can go without hitting some big portages . - we could do &NAME Lake entry again , but head south out of &NAME .. Looking at the map we could go to &NAME on the first day - only &NUM portage ( but it is 1.8K ) . Then Islet on day &NUM and &NUM ( &NUM portages to get there , but shorter - &NUM less than &NUM , &NUM about &NUM ) . On the second day we could do a day trip , or do a backpacking trip since we would be close to the backpack trail . , Then a &NUM and &NUM back to &NAME Lake ( we do a loop ) . - we could do just a backpacking run out of &NAME Lake ( &NAME has done this with his camping ) . ( Advantage of no canoe rental . ) - we could enter at the enrance above &NAME ( &NAME / Butt ) and design a route through there . I think you have been there before . - we could go south off of highway &NUM . Give me some thoughts . I am sending in a separate e-mail an &NAME version of the algonquin map for you to look at . Re timing - I know &NAME and &NAME are looking forward to seeing you - and there is not a hope that &NAME will go canoeing . That probably means coming to our cottage , or maybe you could meet them somehow in &NAME after the canoe trip . Let me know your thoughts . Talk to you later . &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , Things have been sufficiently busy around here that I do not remember when I last was in contact . The main reason for this message is to get your thoughts on the canoe trip . The current plans are for us to finish at the cottage on Saturday August 11th . At that point we could go directly on a canoe trip , go ( I think relatively briefly ) to your cottage and then make a trip on the east side of the park , return to &NAME and meet up with you later in the week , or ? ? ? Our flights back will likely be on Sunday August 19th . What would be your preference ( &CHAR ) ? Also , I think you have said that now campsites have to be booked so could you look after that . We can work out food plans after we know what we are doing . I am pleased that I have finally got a job in &NAME so I can leave the commuting behind from next fall . It seems like a good opportunity at the Medical Research Council Unit there as it is basically a straight research post and I have had less and less time for that in recent years . It will be nice to have some time to think . &NAME and &NAME have both returned to university for terms with important exams . &NAME is then off to &NAME for &NUM weeks for a geology mapping project . &NAME , &NAME and I plug on at home . &NAME all is well there , &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME UK SUBJECT: Re : Sunday the 11th Dear &NAME , Thank you so much . I will chat to &NAME and put him in touch with you . he will be in church on Sunday as he is leading the service so I will try to remember to introduce you then . see you then , &NAME From : " &NAME &NAME &NAME " To : &NAME &NAME Subject : Re : Sunday the 11th Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM as I do n't have easy access to a phone , I 'll 'drop you the line . " Yes I am willing to help with the childrens " talks , although I have not done them before . Still I 'm willing to give it a good try ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Sunday the 11th Dear &NAME , I am sorry I failed to show at church this morning . I hope someone else introduced you to &NAME . I had a disagreement with my digestive system yesterday and thought it was only fair to keep my bugs to myself . I ca n't remember if I told you what the reading was for next week - I have the world 's worst memory . Mail me if I did n't so I can let you know . See you next Sunday , &NAME From : " &NAME &NAME &NAME " To : &NAME &NAME Subject : Re : Sunday the 11th Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM as I do n't have easy access to a phone , I 'll 'drop you the line . " Yes I am willing to help with the childrens " talks , although I have not done them before . Still I 'm willing to give it a good try ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Sunday the 11th Dear &NAME , Thank you so much . I have a victim to lead the prayers so it would be great if you would read . The passage for Sunday 11th is Romans &NUM : &NUM . The usual format is that the person reading steps up as the children are leaving . If you wait at the lectern until they have disappeared and then announce the reading and the page for the church &NAME then pause for page-flicking you will get the best attention . I have no idea how much public speaking you have done so if you are an expert ignore this paragraph ! The accoustics in &NAME are not ideal and voices tend to bounce off the lectern straight up to the roof . You are less likely to suffer from this than those of us who are more vertically challenged but it is worth keeping in mind . &NAME slowly and loudly ( pretend we are stupid ) - almost as if you are dragging on because many do not follow in the &NAME and therefore need to catch every word . If there is anything else you need to know then just drop me a line . You do n't need to arrive any ealier than makes you comfortable - I trust you to show up ! Thanks again for doing this and I will see you on Sunday , Best wishes &NAME From : " &NAME &NAME &NAME " To : &EMAIL Subject : Re : Sunday the 11th Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hey &NAME , Sorry you 've only got this now , but I was stupid enought to miss out the &CHAR in your address . Sorry sorry sorry . . ... &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME " wrote : Hi &NAME , Yes , my personal secretary was correct , the CU houseparty is not until later in the term ... So I 'm free to read on that Sunday morning . ( or pray if that is what you would like , though I think I would prefer to read . ) What will the reading be ? &NAME talking to you today , and I hope you can take some time to relax ... &NAME Dear &NAME , I noticed in the service sheet of this week an urgent plea for childrens talks . Do you have someone for next week ? I 'm willing to help out with that too . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Sunday the 11th That has to be the quickest way ever to get yourself a job ! We really need people to do them . People who want to tell children about the realities of &NAME and following him . If you 'd be willing to take part then either drop me a line or call &NAME &NAME ( who is in charge of such things ) on &NUM &NUM . Thanks again , &NAME From : " &NAME &NAME &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) To : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : Sunday the 11th Date : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM &NAME . I 'll be there and read ... How are things for the children 's talks ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : supper &NAME ! I was going to ask if you could come up earlier . I 'm going round to the Park 's ( &NAME and &NAME 's) at &NUM , with tea at &NUM and I was going to suggest meeting first . Hmmm. . . Not sure what to do now . ... If you get this message before &NUM I 'll be in college office . &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME , I might be playing hockey tommorrow afternoon , which would mean that I probably wont get to your flat until &NUM : &NUM . Is that ok ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : supper I 'm working bar on Wednesday and away Friday but feel free ... &NAME " T.S. &NAME " wrote : Hi &NAME + &NAME Having accepted your invitation for supper on Thursday , I realise I was too swift to have done so , as that is the night of &NAME &NAME birthday party , which duty , strongly influenced by pleasure , insists that I must attend . Sorry guys . Perhaps another night ? Wednesday ? Friday ? ( oh I am cheeky ! ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : supper ? Unless this is some alternative universe and today is Thursday then no I did n't invite you to supper tonight . However if things are normal ( as I 'm guessing they are ) then you are more than welcome to come up in &NUM days time , on Thursday 11th October . &NAME " &NAME &NAME &NAME " wrote : &NAME , Did you invite me for supper tonight ? If so , I 'm not sure that it will work as I have lectures till &NUM : &NUM and then CU is at &NUM : &NUM then hockey training at &NUM : &NUM . ... Thanks anyway &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : TAGG ok guys ... no more deviating ... &NAME wrote : Dear you &NUM : &CHAR ) , Look , perhaps you are not all aware of this , but we are currently in the middle of exams . : / We do not start until the 1st of July . Find out all you want before then - but we do n't make decisions until then and we definitely do n't start building it until then ! This lifter stuff is deviating me from my revision and I can do without that . &SMILEY And please forget about the " funding " . If you 're all too miserly to buy £ &NUM worth of balsa wood then I 'll pay for everything - honestly , I 'm supposed to be the tight-fisted Scottish one , but this is ridiculous ! Now , I have an exam in &NUM hours , so perhaps I 'd better go and revise ! See you all sometime . &NAME &SMILEY &NAME &NAME if this email sounds harsh , but I 'm just to busy with exams to concentrate on electrokinetic propulsion - inviting as it is - and therein lies the problem ! SUBJECT: Re : TAGG Dear you &NUM : &CHAR ) , Look , perhaps you are not all aware of this , but we are currently in the middle of exams . : / We do not start until the 1st of July . Find out all you want before then - but we do n't make decisions until then and we definitely do n't start building it until then ! This lifter stuff is deviating me from my revision and I can do without that . &SMILEY And please forget about the " funding " . If you 're all too miserly to buy £ &NUM worth of balsa wood then I 'll pay for everything - honestly , I 'm supposed to be the tight-fisted Scottish one , but this is ridiculous ! Now , I have an exam in &NUM hours , so perhaps I 'd better go and revise ! See you all sometime . &NAME &SMILEY &NAME &NAME if this email sounds harsh , but I 'm just to busy with exams to concentrate on electrokinetic propulsion - inviting as it is - and therein lies the problem ! SUBJECT: Re : TAGG &NAME , come Thursday I will do nothing but read about lifters ( ahem ) . &CHAR So my dear collegues , when do we start ? &NAME - any success with the high voltage supply ? I guess we could build / test this device in the physics labs if that would be ok . Funding ? is always nice . &NAME any more reading ? - I expect that when you finish your exams you will be able to devote much time to this . &NAME - I hope you are more awake today ! Love you guys lots ! &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Talk to me &NAME , My favourite Canadian / American / &NAME . I actually came to the computer room today with the express purpose of writing to you . I AM MISSING YOU ! The flat has just not been the same without your good self . I have missed having you visiting me first thing in the morning and last thing at night ! I have missed our discussions . Today is the last day before the end of term . It has gone very quickly , as always . Tonight &NAME and &NAME &NAME are coming over for a meal and then I am playing in the Leavers Formal . OK , let me tell you about myself and &NAME . You remember that I said I was going to talk to you , but then there was n't time so I said I 'd email you . I was just waiting for a good time , and here it is ! ... First of all , can you remember me telling you at the start that we did n't really know what to do in our relationship , because we did n't feel it was right to just follow society , and at the same time we did n't know what commitment to make , etc. etc. Well , we never actually made a real decision about what our commitment was to each other - I never " asked her out " or anything . However we obviously had a strong mutual atraction and we were n't sure what to do with it . In the end , people assumed we were " going out " and after a while we just told people that anyway because that was what they understood . In fact , we started to take on that " couple " sort of image because of different people 's expectations as well as our own . Now , we 'd both been feeling uncomfortable for a while , but we did n't know why . At this point I 'm going to have to give you a bit of an abbreviated version of my inner ramblings , because otherwise it would take too long . Can you remember when we were walking to college , and we were talking about what to do in your relationship before you are ready to make the marriage commitment ? We were saying that it is best to stay away from an exclusive marriage-type relationship so that you can hear &NAME properly before you actually decide to get married . Well , after a number of different conversations ( with my Mum , brother , friend from home , you , etc. etc. ) I realised why I was feeling uncomfortable about my relationship with &NAME . I realised that for us it was wrong to have an exclusive couple-type relationship when neither of us was ready to get married . This is a very much shortened version of what led me to this decision , but for the rest you 'll have to speak to me because it would take too long to write . So , I spoke to &NAME and she knew that it was the right thing as well , and we decided that we should not have a commitment to each other before we were ready to at least plan for marriage . I spoke to her just around the time you left . It is not an easy thing for us , and we are still working a lot of things out , but I feel it is for the best , even though it is all quite confusing to me in a lot of ways . This might throw up quite a few questions for you , I realise . Feel free to email me and ask me anything you want to . Stay well &NAME , &NAME On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , [ iso-8859-1 ] &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME &NAME ! Life here is going well , and I 'm settled into &NUM great churches here . &NAME is good . I must admit there is another reason for me e-mailing you . It kinda reminds me of a question I asked you at the end of the first term . " Are you and &NAME going out ? " Sorry for the bluntness of the question , but I 'd quite like to know . Praying for you &NAME . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Talk to me &NAME , Go ahead and email &NAME - no problems . We have talked lots about it , and it does hurt , but we 're both pretty open about that . What do I think about &NAME - not sure because I 've only ever seen her in a very limited capacity . I think you need to see how people act in a number of different and challenging situations before you even begin to get to know who they really are . She seems nice , but &NUM thing you can be sure of is that when you get to know her , you will find that she is different than you think now ! That is the beauty / challenge of relationships ! Speak soon , &NAME &NAME ! ! ! &NAME , My favourite Canadian / American / &NAME . ( of course ! ) I AM MISSING YOU ! Thanks &NAME , the feeling is mutual . Sometimes I really wish I could just bang my way into your room , and talk . Oh well , I guess I 'll have to wait untill next te rm . My trips down to &NAME will be common me thinks . Does this remind you of the first year ? ( wow that seems a long time ago ... ) Today is the last day before the end of term . It has gone very quickly , as always . Tonight &NAME and &NAME &NAME are coming over for a meal and then I am playing in the Leavers Formal . How did it go ? OK , let me tell you about myself and &NAME . Fasten your seatbelts , here it comes . ... You remember that I said I was going to talk to you , but then there was n't time so I said I 'd email you . I was just waiting for a good time , and here it is ! ... I was wondering if you had forgotten . First of all , can you remember me telling you at the start that we did n't really know what to do in our relationship , because we did n't feel it was right to just follow society , and at the same time we did n't know what commitment to make , etc. etc. I remember you saying that , but was it a mutual decision , or one of yours which &NAME accepted ? Well , we never actually made a real decision about what our commitment was to each other - I never " asked her out " or anything . However we obviously had a strong mutual atraction and we were n't sure what to do with it . In the end , people assumed we were " going out " and after a while we just told people that anyway because that was what they understood . In fact , we started to take on that " couple " sort of image because of different people 's expectations as well as our own . Now , we 'd both been feeling uncomfortable for a while , but we did n't know why . Really ? I did n't know that . At this point I 'm going to have to give you a bit of an abbreviated version of my inner ramblings , because otherwise it would take too long . And we both know just how long those words of wisdom can sometimes take to reach the ears of your listeners , do n't we ? Can you remember when we were walking to college , and we were talking about what to do in your relationship before you are ready to make the marriage commitment ? We were saying that it is best to stay away from an exclusive marriage-type relationship so that you can hear &NAME properly before you actually decide to get married . Well , after a number of different conversations ( with my Mum , brother , friend from home , you , etc. etc. ) I realised why I was feeling uncomfortable about my relationship with &NAME . I realised that for us it was wrong to have an exclusive couple-type relationship when neither of us was ready to get married . &NAME , but I did n't think you were very exclusive , and it certainly was n't marrage like , in the physical sence , and you did n't spend huge amounts of time togeather . I thought you had changed your views on relationships to some degree . This is a very much shortened version of what led me to this decision , but for the rest you 'll have to speak to me because it would take too long to write . We 'll certainly do this next year . I 'll need some excuse to come and see you . So , I spoke to &NAME and she knew that it was the right thing as well , and we decided that we should not have a commitment to each other before we were ready to at least plan for marriage . I spoke to her just around the time you left . It is not an easy thing for us , and we are still working a lot of things out , but I feel it is for the best , even though it is all quite confusing to me in a lot of ways . This might throw up quite a few questions for you , I realise . Feel free to email me and ask me anything you want to . &NAME , thanks for explaining that , &NAME . I know you thinki about things loads , and probably too much , but maybe not . So I assume you have n't rushed into this . I 'm sorry you are confused . I 'm having trouble remembering what I was like when &NAME and I broke up . Was &NUM confused ? I think I probably was relieved ... How 's &NAME doing ? I 'm just assuming most of the leading on this disicion came from you , and even if she agreed I 'm concerned that she 's hurt . Would you mind if I e-mailed her about this ? Feel free to say no , if you think that that would be better . I wo n't be offended in the least . Now some news from my side . ... I 've been e-mialing &NAME very frequently , which has been really good . When I left , I was concerned that the relationship was getting out of control , ie that I was seeing her lots , and we were going out , even if we wer n't " offically " . Anyway , I suppose when a relationship is based on e-mail it kinda puts a distancce between you , which makes it more .. safe ( ? ) . Still , now that there is this distance , I want to see her more . weird eh ? I 'm sure we 've talked about this before . The whole wanting what you ca n't have thing . What do you think about &NAME ? &NAME , thanks again for your e-mail , Love from &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE or your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: tea and biscuits with downhere ... ? &NAME email , but hey ! I do n't know how many of you have heard of &NAME , but they are a really great Christian band from &NAME , whose first album ( 'downhere " ) is just brilliant .. PLUS , they are really nice guys , having talked to them online and on their message board I can say they are like many Christian bands in that they 're really humble and incredibly ready to talk to their fans , only even MORE so than most ! Really cool guys . So , even if you have n't heard of them ... would you like to meet them ? They will be in &NAME 2nd-4th December and I promised &NAME ( the drummer ) I would sound out among my friends ( and their friends , hint hint , anyone else you know who 'd like to come ? ) whether there would be interest in doing a proper 'meet and greet " thing while they 're here . Many of you may not be able to come ( I 'm thinking of my friends in far flung places ! ) but you might know someone who could come . I 'm hoping to go and meet them anyway , but it would be cool to have some sort of official thing so UK downhere fans could get to meet them and chat with them . So if you 're vaguely interested in meeting some really great guys who also happen to be talented musicians , then let me know ! Sadly they 're not playing this time &SMILEY but hey , if their promoters hear they 've got loads of British fans then maybe next time ... OK , random enough ? * grin * Pass it on ... love &NAME xx ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do you &NAME ! ? &CHAR ! Web &NAME - Let the expert host your web site &WEBSITE / SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear fellow TAGGers , ( I cringe ) Today was a little bit dissapointing , but do not give up hope ... ! &CHAR , personally , intend to make a lifter someday and hopefully it wo n't be too long . I had a fun time today though even if aviation was n't go after all . Anyway , thought you might be interested in looking at this link after our little discussion about &NAME &NAME &NAME ( spelling ? ) generators this afternoon . &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME Coil &NAME , I forgot the link ... &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Coil Hear hear ! &NAME &NAME wrote : Absolutely . We shall not give up . We shall fight on . We may have lost a battle , BUT WE WILL WIN THE WAR ! ! ! ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Coil okey dokey blokey we 'll give this guy in the Electronics Workshop a go ! &NAME x &NAME &NAME wrote : Hear hear ! &NAME &NAME wrote : Absolutely . We shall not give up . We shall fight on . We may have lost a battle , BUT WE WILL WIN THE WAR ! ! ! ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Sounds pretty good . Well done . Do you have to know &NAME sequencing for any of your exams ? Talk to you soon , Dad &NAME &NAME Department of Statistical Science University College &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NAME WC1E 6BT UK On &NAME , &NUM May &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , that test was ok . It was quite hard , as there were some questions I had no clue about what so ever . such as &NAME sequencing ! uh , what are you meant to do there ? ! But some of the questions I did fine on , cause I knew the answers . My work payed off ! I got another &CHAR and a B++ today . Did I tell you I got an A+ last week ? Hopefully I 'll do as well inexams . &NAME ! Keep praying for me , things are going really well ! Lots of Love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Thanks Thanks for having me &NAME . It was a pleasure , as always ! Got much work done today ? Any more replies ? I am feeling unfit . Speak soon , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Thanks &NAME in there &NAME . It 's this or something better . &CHAR Yeah , more replies but all negative . Not good . Come on , &NAME ! &NAME Thanks for having me &NAME . It was a pleasure , as always ! Got much work done today ? Any more replies ? I am feeling unfit . Speak soon , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your free&EMAIL address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Thanks Just feel like I should say thanks for any help you gave me last night , apologies for any less than impolite behaviour ( although I think I 'm always well behaved .. ) and hope you enjoyed the evening lots . Speak soon , give me a couple days to recovery , I do n't feel well , Yours ( my new ( and improved ) way of ending ) , &NAME SUBJECT: thanks That chocolate is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet . &CHAR SUBJECT: thanks for the great letter ! Hi &NAME , Thanks for the great letter you sent us . We were going to write right back but who knows what happened in the interim . You sound like you are having a wonderful time at &NAME . It is always an adjustment for everyone when you go home for holidays . I 'm sure that you and &NAME felt that way and so did your parents to some extent . WE had a great Christmas , but a very busy one for the first week . My MOm came and stayed for a week which was just wonderful ! Many people wanted to come and see her so we had a constant stream of company for lunches and suppers . I must admit that we all enjoyed it though . &NAME is on a co-op term this term and working at &NAME Bank in the somputer security section . So far he quite enjoys it and it is a little different than his previous jobs . &NAME and &NAME start exams next week so are busy getting organized for that . &NAME is a little nervous as it is his first set of exams at high school . He is very organized though and already studying hard for them so he should be fine . &NAME and I are both fine . &NAME has been away a bit with work but should be home now for awhile . We are still curling and will be going down to &NAME 's in Feb. for a bonspiel with them . THat should be a lot of fun ! I talked to &NAME after we got your e-mail and they had the same question we had . We thought that they must have sent you the wood you referred to in your letter , and they thought that we must have sent it to you . Who sent you the wood &NAME and what did you make out of it ? Not that we are nosey or anything , but you did mention it in your letter to both of us . ( We realize that &NAME copied the letter but did n't know that it went out to lots of people at the time ) . Well I should go and finish cleaning and go out and do some shopping . It is very cold out today - wind chill factor of &NUM degrees &NAME . It is so nice just sitting here in the sun that I do n't really want to go out but must . Take care and please send any letters you get around to writing . We love hearing from you . Love from the Lobbans SUBJECT: thanks for the info Hi &NAME , Thanks for your &NUM letters . We always enjoy knowing how life is going over there and what is new with you . We hope that you had a wonderful birthday . I did n't know where to send your birthday card as I did n't know where you would be . I sent it to &NAME and it probably arrived right after you left . Oh well , I 'm sure you will get it sometime . Everyone is fine over here . I ca n't remember if I told you our plans for the summer yet or not . &NAME also got accepted to work as a &NAME at a Catholic boys camp and he is really looking forward to that . It sounds like a great program and he even gets paid for it . &NAME is still waiting to hear whether his camp job at the same camp will be as a tripper to &NAME Park with the campers or as swim staff or counsellor . He really wants the tripper job ! I 'm sure some fo the Farewells would be very envious if he was in &NAME for a summer . So - that means that &NAME and &NAME will be gone for the whole summer other than a 3-day trek home in August ( &NUM - &NUM ) . &NAME is back at school after his jaunt over to &NAME a week ago . He had a great trip and really enjoyed himself . He says that so far school is pretty good . Since the boys seem to be settled for the summer , &NAME and I have decided to take a trip in August . Our school board and another &NUM are sponsoring a trip to &NAME in August to the Holy Land . It is a &NUM day &NAME &NAME and goes to most of the places that &NAME visited . We go on August &NUM and return August &NUM . It sounds like a terrific trip and we can hardly wait . WE will take lots of pictures and will have to tell you all about it when we return . THe tour guide is someone that has spoken at a couple of retreats that I have attended . She is a wonderful , very funny , Irish lady who is a retired teacher . Luckily , not everyone on the trip is a teacher or I do n't think that &NAME would be able to put up with us all . Well I must go and get some work done around here . Take care and good luck with your exams ! ! ! ! ! &NAME hard ! ! ! Love &NAME and Boys SUBJECT: Thanks for updates ! Dear &NAME Thanks for keeping in touch , and I 'll certainly pray for you in your exams . I hope they ask you all the things you want to tell them about ! Last week I gave a seminar at &NAME which I 've been preparing since last &NAME . It counts for &NUM of my MA , so it was pretty important . I felt &NAME really helped me get it together , and all the audio and video technology I used actually worked , so I was very pleased about that . I 've now completed exactly half of my MA , and if I can finish &NUM compositions by September , that will be &NUM ( and all the taught part ) done . I 'm glad you had such a good time with the Canadian guy very good pre-exam therapy I 'm sure ! Stick with the revision , it 'll be worth it . All the best , &NAME SUBJECT: thanks for your prayers ... Hi guys I heard from &NAME again today ... he is heaps better and has gone back to work . Only &NUM hours ago they were trying to hospitalise him , so this is fantastic news ! I am very relieved as you can imagine ! he said : " This morning I went to the hospital again for that stupid &NUM session and my favourite doctor was there . She was most surprised to see that I have almost completely recovered , given the fact that only &NUM hours ago they were still trying to hospitalise me . So prayers have been answered and I am delighted to be eating and drinking again and also to be back at work ... something I thought I would never say . &NUM slight problem is that I have liver damage as a result of the virus , but all I have to do is avoid alcohol ( hurrah ! ) and be aware that I am prone to sudden exhaustion . I 'm happy ! So thanks to you and your chain ! It really is a miracle as the pills they gave me were doing nothing , and even yesterday the doctor gave me into trouble for being so cheerful , warning me that my condition was very serious and that I could end up blind or sterile as a result of it . " Please do keep him in your prayers - he 's back at work though not fully fit , and I know it has been a real shock to him to be so ill . Thanks for all your prayers , you are all stars , and I know &NAME is incredibly grateful after the scary and horrible time he has had . lots of love &NAME xx * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / Do You &NAME ! ? LAUNCH - Your &NAME ! Music Experience &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Thanks to you all Thanks to you all for such an enjoyable season , we will have to wait a while until we know where we ended up in the league table but I will let you know when I do . We will continue practice on Tuesdays as long as the turnout is good , if not we will stop and then practice once before our friendly with &NAME at the end of term . Apart from that , I hope you 've got your &NAME &NAME tickets and I 'd just like to say that I have felt very honoured to have been captain this season and I wish &NAME 's many more successful years to come . Yours , &NAME SUBJECT: Thank you ! ! Hi , &NAME , Many thanks for re-sending those photos -- I 'll print them out before the attachment file gets raided again ! I think the middle shot ( jpg3 ) was particularly good . So thank you for sharing them with us ( again ) . It was great talking to you on the phone -- I really enjoyed our chat ! I do hope that your course goes well and that you have a clear sense of calling regarding what comes next . Meanwhile , enjoy student life ! Take care -- Love , &NAME and the gang &SMILEY SUBJECT: thank you Thanks for the birthday message &NAME , it was very good to hear from you . And I 'm looking forward to seeing you at the weekend . I hope you have a great time ! Love , &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : &NAME The &NAME went very well and &NAME rated it &NUM / &NUM Thanks for the e-mail . &NAME . Hey &NAME ! We had a ball here last night and so because I did n't want to spend £ &NUM on it , I went up to my old block of flats and spent the night there . I hope you and &NAME enjoy the &NAME tonight . Love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: thank you Dear Mum , Dad , &NAME , and &NAME , &CHAR quick email / letter during lunch here ( honestly , Mum , it becomes a letter when Dad prints this out , really it does ! ) . I just wanted to say thank you for the great weekend I had these past few days . You all had really long trips to make , but I really appreciated them -- it made the weekend to have you here . Although the presents were great as well , the best bit was just seeing you all . The lunch was really excellent ; it was a shame the &NAME was so full because it really is a nice place , but the &NAME &NAME was a very good substitute ! It was good to get out of &NAME a bit also . Thanks for all your gifts ; &NAME , the tools and helmet were badly needed and have already been put to good use ; the lamp makes my room a lot nicer and means I do n't have to look into the overhead light when I 'm lying on my bed . Our house ( as you no doubt noted ) is lacking a coffee table , but no longer a coffee table book ( thanks to &NAME ) ; that was a very nice idea and full of incredible photos ( I take it you leafed through it before giving it to me ? ) . The &NAME is very funny and must have taken a lot of hard work -- thank you . My housemates have already requested repeat hearings of some of the tracks ! &NAME , I hope you got back to &NAME ok . &NAME in there for a couple weeks , and then you can enjoy a holly jolly Christmas without a rock or &NAME in sight . Thanks for all your help on Saturday night ; I think without you and &NAME it really would not have happened ! I just enjoyed reading about &NAME 's current CHAMPION 'S LEAGUE position , and how &NAME managed to vote succesfully in &NUM day ! I 'm trying to keep in touch with some of the news outside &NAME , with limited success . &NAME , I 'd better get back to work . Just a few more days ... Tonight is &NAME 's concert , then hockey practice , so I have only an hour or so to finish off &NUM worksheet . We 'll see if that 's feasible . I must also get some invites out to &NAME and others for tomorrow 's &NAME service ! Thanks again for a great weekend , Love , &NAME &NAME I found my watch , it had fallen off my dresser into my drawer ! SUBJECT: That was quite an ? iso-8859-1 ? &CHAR ? accent28 ! &NUM ? &NAME , 'My friend , vhat are I doing ? " - I could ask you the same question , but judging from your peculiar patterns of speech the answer would not be very illuminating . " &NUM hannant heard from &CHAR for many dazs naa , an &CHAR 's a wonnering if you 's ok ? " - Yes , I 'm perfectly functionary , but now I must address the later section of the question to you . Are you feeling okay ? Is the sun getting to you ? " &NAME hanging in zee olde scot 's land ? " - &NAME , does that mean who is , i.e. wha' is . I presume so . Therefore I feel that I am at a loss for words , since &NUM million ( a guess ) people is probably an accurate answer , but I am in no position to name them all correctly . " &NAME still 's remembers zee time we 's a spended in yer hous . &NAME . " - Yes , I really enjoyed that weekend . It was great ! So &NAME , you have now finished your mapping project ( fieldwork anyway - I suppose you still have some written stuff left to do ? ) and have spent a week in &NAME . Congratulations ! I hope you have a really great holiday with your family in &NAME . I 'm off to camp on Saturday for a week . I 'm a bit worried as I will be leading an " enquirer 's group " for the children , so please pray about that . I 've been quite busy lately with chemistry . What have you been encountering this week in the way of &NAME , academic work , fun , or anything else ? I have been spending most of the last week writing my dissertation . I have now completed a rough draft , which ( thankfully ) my supervisor is " pleasantly surprised " with - I 'm not quite sure how to take that ! Anyway , I have also been finishing my stone circle in our garden , and my dad is going to plant a tree in it next week . Apart from that , I have been indulging in lazy mornings and late nights . Very bad and undisciplined ! Well , I certainly had a busy day today ! I got up at &NUM o' clock and caught a train to &NAME at &NUM : &NUM . After alighting at &NAME station I promptly made my way to the library . There I worked ( toil such as only &NAME would understand ) until &NUM : &NUM , after which I felt within me prognostics of hunger pangs . Henceforth I skipped gaily along to &NAME 's Restaurant of Fine Foods and procured a high quality lunch . Late as it was , the time delay only heightened my appreciation of sumptuous chicken pieces delicately fried in the purest olive oil You know , &NAME only have a bad reputation due to the senior management 's most effective scaremongering tactics . If everyone realised how akin to &NAME their delectable morsels were the chief executives would have no where to eat out for dinner . Very best wishes , &NAME &NAME I 'm still lost on the accent ! - which one is it ? SUBJECT: the cat sat on the mat ( Fwd ) Dear all , A friend who has just become a Christian sent me the following joke this morning ... He 's obviously caught on to some aspects of the church faster than I would have expected ! ( I wonder if &NAME &NAME could use this as a sermon illustration ? ! ) &NAME xxx Clergy / Leaders " Mail-list No. &NUM How would the &NAME Church deal with " the cat sat on the mat " if it appeared in the &NAME ? The liberal theologians would point out that such a passage did not of course mean that the cat literally sat on the mat . Also , cat and mat had different meanings in those days from today , and anyway , the text should be interpreted according to the customs and practices of the period . This would lead to an immediate backlash from the Evangelicals . They would make an essential condition of faith that a real physical , living cat , being a domestic pet of the &NAME Domesticus species , and having a whiskered head and furry body , &NUM legs and a tail , did physically place its whole body on a floor covering , designed for that purpose , and which is on the floor but not of the floor . The expression " on the floor but not of the floor " would be explained in a leaflet . Meanwhile , the Catholics would have developed the Festival of the &NAME of the Blessed Cat . This would teach that the cat was white and majestically reclined on a mat of gold thread before its assumption to the &NAME Cat &NAME of Heaven . This is commemorated by the singing of the &NAME , lighting &NUM candles , and ringing a bell &NUM times . This would cause a schism with the &NAME Church which believes tradition requires &NAME &NAME &NAME [ as it is colloquially known ] , to be marked by lighting &NUM candles and ringing the bell &NUM times . This would partly be resolved by the Cuckoo Land Declaration recognising the traditional validity of each . Eventually , the House of Bishops would issue a statement on the Doctrine of the &NAME &NAME . It would explain , traditionally the text describes a domestic feline quadruped superjacent to an unattached covering on a fundamental surface . For determining its salvific and eschatological significations , we follow the heuristic analytical principles adopted in dealing with the &NAME &NAME Question [ How much is that doggie in the window ? ] and the &NAME &NAME &NAME [ Yes , we have no bananas ] . And so on , for another &NUM pages . The General Synod would then commend this report as helpful resource material for clergy to explain to the man in the pew the difficult doctrine of the cat sat on the mat . SUBJECT: the deal OK people , Here 's a final ( ish ) update : Meet : &NUM : &NUM in &NAME 's reception or &NUM : &NUM at the Raj-pooth ( &NAME opposite &NAME church ) ( do n't worry if you 're a bit late ) &NAME : &NAME / &NAME . To save any anxiety and confusion about clothing , here 's what I am planning to wear : White shirt ( &NAME 's) &NAME jumper ( Officer 's Club ) &NAME trousers ( &NAME 's) &NAME socks ( M+S ) Blue underwear ( M+S ) &NAME shoes ( some random shop in &NAME ) You are welcome to wear the female equivalent if you are that way inclined . If I 've forgotten any vital details , please let me know . &NAME for being YOU &SMILEY &CHAR SUBJECT: Re : " The dream is ended ; this is the morning " Hey , well done ! That is great &NAME . Looks very cool too ! &NAME Hey guys , Guess what ? I finally succeeded in making the molecule I 've been trying to make all term ... &NAME ! Just thought I 'd tell you as I 'm very excited . Anyway , going home tomorrow . Staying up in &NAME for an extra &NUM weeks has definitely been worth it ! Hope you are both well and revising hard . Revision is a nuisance , but there you go , it 's a necessary reality for us students . &NAME &NAME A picture of my molecule ... has potential to help develop transistor-like junctions for next generation computers / electronics - well , that 's the theory anyway ... &SMILEY SUBJECT: Re : The life of &NAME ... Hi , &NAME ! Wonderful to hear from you again ! We figured it was the rigors of school that kept you from corresponding . Fun to read about your adventures with the &NAME ! Glad to hear that you had a great celebration on your birthday . I hope our card made it to you in time . We 're finally enjoying spring here -- my daffodils are out and there should be leaves on the trees in the upcoming weeks . ( I know , I know , you 've had flowers and such for months , but we 're excited here ! ) The boys are doing well in school and are off on various field trips this month . &NAME 's 89-year-old mum , though , is doing poorly . She went into the hospital with another bout of congestive heart failure last Friday and was only discharged yesterday . &NAME was in &NAME with her from Friday until Monday night and his sister , &NAME , has flown up from &NAME to be with her now . &NAME also decided to cancel his 10-day trip to &NAME -- he was supposed to teach a week-long course in &NAME next week , but was afraid he 'd be called back here , due to his mum 's condition . So that has been postponed till later in the year . It 's not easy getting old ! Otherwise we 're doing well and hope that your last few weeks are not too trying . Keep us posted on your post-graduation plans . Take care &NAME , &NAME and the gang &SMILEY At &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Hello Friends ! I realise that I have been rather silent over the last few months , and this , believe it or not , is quite heavily due to my final year workness of university , although work is not the only distraction from writing to you . Exams , projects , urgh ! At the moment , the exams are rather looming , but only &NUM weeks until they are finished ! Then my formal education is finished ! ( how scary . ) THE QUEEN HM the &NAME is in &NAME today , and so security is very intense . As the &NAME was going to drive up the &NAME , which is the main street in &NAME , there were lots of crowds on either side of the road . A friend ; &NAME , and I decided that we would walk down the &NAME to see what it was like at the other end , and before we knew it , there were huge crowds on either side of us , separated from us by police . So we walked on , loving every minute of it ! And because we were walking confidently , the police did n't even challenge us ! We got all the way to the market place before we were told that we really should n't be in the road , so we turned around and walked all the way back up the police-guarded path through the people . I think I would do well at being famous ! There is a tutor named &NAME at my college who is Canadian , and I have become friends with him and particularly his &NUM year old son over the last term . Anyway , the &NAME was going for lunch at the &NAME , and &NAME and his family were standing at the gate of the castle , with canadian flags and waiting there . I was behind the barriers like everyone else . Then &NAME 's wife waved at me and beckoned for me to come and stand with them ! So I went over , got past the first policemen , and then the last one said that I could n't go if I did n't have a flag . Grrr. That was so unfair . The &NAME talked to that family for almost a minute ! Grrr. MY BIRTHDAY Oh well , enough about the &NAME . My 21st Birthday was absolutely brilliant ! I realised just how blessed I was with a great family and wonderful friends , and that was probably a good thing to realise . For my birthday party I had a canadian pancake and icecream party - if you 've never tried pancakes and icecream together , do ! it works ! ( even better with smarties on the top . MY FUTURE I 'm not sure what I 'll be doing next year . I hope to be staying here in &NAME to do a PhD in &NUM digital mapping , which would pretty much involve running around the countryside with expensive technology for &NUM years . I just need to find the funding for that , as my project suffered a funds cut - ie they took away all the funding ! Oh dear ! &NAME , I really had better go and do some more revision ! This break has been longer than I intended it to be ! Lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : The life of &NAME ... Hey &NAME ! Congrats on all my friend ! Sorry to be so slow in replying . Much happening here . Things ending , ongoing , and beginning ... phew . Hard to keep up ! I 'll send a full report when things settle out . ( Till then , you can enjoy postulating &SMILEY Meanwhile I 've got some revising to do as well . Yours , as ever , &NAME Hello Friends ! I realise that I have been rather silent over the last few months , and this , believe it or not , is quite heavily due to my final year workness of university , although work is not the only distraction from writing to you . Exams , projects , urgh ! At the moment , the exams are rather looming , but only &NUM weeks until they are finished ! Then my formal education is finished ! ( how scary . ) THE QUEEN HM the &NAME is in &NAME today , and so security is very intense . As the &NAME was going to drive up the &NAME , which is the main street in &NAME , there were lots of crowds on either side of the road . A friend ; &NAME , and I decided that we would walk down the &NAME to see what it was like at the other end , and before we knew it , there were huge crowds on either side of us , separated from us by police . So we walked on , loving every minute of it ! And because we were walking confidently , the police did n't even challenge us ! We got all the way to the market place before we were told that we really should n't be in the road , so we turned around and walked all the way back up the police-guarded path through the people . I think I would do well at being famous ! There is a tutor named &NAME at my college who is Canadian , and I have become friends with him and particularly his &NUM year old son over the last term . Anyway , the &NAME was going for lunch at the &NAME , and &NAME and his family were standing at the gate of the castle , with canadian flags and waiting there . I was behind the barriers like everyone else . Then &NAME 's wife waved at me and beckoned for me to come and stand with them ! So I went over , got past the first policemen , and then the last one said that I could n't go if I did n't have a flag . Grrr. That was so unfair . The &NAME talked to that family for almost a minute ! Grrr. MY BIRTHDAY Oh well , enough about the &NAME . My 21st Birthday was absolutely brilliant ! I realised just how blessed I was with a great family and wonderful friends , and that was probably a good thing to realise . For my birthday party I had a canadian pancake and icecream party - if you 've never tried pancakes and icecream together , do ! it works ! ( even better with smarties on the top . MY FUTURE I 'm not sure what I 'll be doing next year . I hope to be staying here in &NAME to do a PhD in &NUM digital mapping , which would pretty much involve running around the countryside with expensive technology for &NUM years . I just need to find the funding for that , as my project suffered a funds cut - ie they took away all the funding ! Oh dear ! &NAME , I really had better go and do some more revision ! This break has been longer than I intended it to be ! Lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : The life of &NAME ... Hi &NAME ! Have n't emailed you in ages so I thought I 'd drop you a line ! in answer to this email that I got from you before exams and stuff - oops ... sorry ! A friend ; &NAME , and I decided that we would walk down the &NAME to see what it was like at the other end , and before we knew it , there were huge crowds on either side of us , separated from us by police . So we walked on , loving every minute of it ! And because we were walking confidently , the police did n't even challenge us ! We got all the way to the market place before we were told that we really should n't be in the road , so we turned around and walked all the way back up the police-guarded path through the people . I think I would do well at being famous ! * grins * you know , &NAME , I can so see you doing this ! shame you did n't get to chat with the queen though ! &NAME 's pretty full at the moment , but in a good way ! myt friend &NAME came to stay on monday till wednesday , which was fun , but tiring - he can be a bit intense in large doses ! ! ! we then had a practice for the Barn Supper ( big evangelistic event with music etc ) on Monday night , and the actual barn supper on Tuesday , which with &NAME being around too totally wiped me out ! ! One of my friends from church had to drive us home because I was n't up to it ! It was good though . Then on Thursday night we had band practice , and on Friday I went swimming with folks from church plus &NAME , who 'd come down to visit &NAME ... she is dead cool , she went back yesterday , and really miss her already ! ! she 's a very groovy chick ! On Saturday me , &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME went to an event in &NAME called The Call , which was a prayer and fasting thing , it was good but a bit knackering ... it started at &NUM with music and stuff , then from midday till &NAME was the main event , so you can imagine we were pretty exhausted after a day of that and no food , then we had the journey back home too ! ! ! then yesterday was church church and some more church , then today I went into Newent to see &NAME off and spend some time with her &NAME and &NAME . So , as you can imagine , &NUM mega-tired &NAME . It 's been a lot of fun though , but the last &NUM weeks have felt more like &NUM months ! I am getting really involved with things at church which is good - at the moment what I really need is to just be in the middle of a big church family and so far it 's working out pretty well ! ! ! I have changed churches because it just was getting a little depressing at my old church - most weeks I was the youngest by about &NUM or even &NUM years , and the teaching is not that great . So I started going to a different local church in the mornings , and then in the evenings too , and it has really helped ... we have just done a course on Spiritual maturity which was exactly what I needed and I really feel that things are going pretty well on that front at the moment . My other exciting news is that I am buying a house ! How scary and grown up is that ? things are finally starting to move so I could even have moved out by the middle of August . Pray for me ! ! ! anyway I am really tired and I need to go to bed very soon - just waiting for a friend who had to restart the computer , and I promised I 'd wait ... do n't know why it 's taking him so long ! ! ! ahh well . anyway , hope all is well with you , let me know how things are , take care and &NAME bless love &NAME xx * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Autos - Get free new car price quotes &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : The life of &NAME ... hi &NAME ... I 'll email properly soon , but ... &NAME is good ! ( And you have a great gift of prayer that I aspire to have . Keep it up &NAME ) wow thanks ... it is really nice to have you say that ... bit random of me to just email this , but it really is so nice to have people turn round and say stuff like this ... just wanted to say I appreciate it ! I 'll email properly soon ! love &NAME xx * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Health - Feel better , live better &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : The life of &NAME ... Hi &NAME , Hope you are well and enjoying not having to do any exams for a while ! When do you guys get your results ? How are the plans for next year looking at the moment ? I hope you have been able to find some funding . I hope stuff is still going well with &NAME too . I am fine and enjoying living at home . I am temping at &NAME County Council and am lucky enough to be in a great office with really nice people . I have a place at &NAME University starting in October to do an MA in Political Theory . I am kind of hoping it will go some way to kick-starting my career in political research as nothing else I have tried has worked so far . I will have to live at home so that I can afford it but that &NAME n't bother me too much . I have found a good church in &NAME and am getting quite involved in that . The people are friendly and I am in a lovely house group with some other people of a similar age . The church has a real heart to reach out to people in &NAME and the teaching is sound . Anyway must go - &NAME &CHAR &NAME beckons ! ! Lots of love , &NAME xxx From : " T.S. &NAME " To : " t.s. &NAME " Subject : The life of &NAME ... &NAME : Wed , &NUM May &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hello Friends ! I realise that I have been rather silent over the last few months , and this , believe it or not , is quite heavily due to my final year workness of university , although work is not the only distraction from writing to you . Exams , projects , urgh ! At the moment , the exams are rather looming , but only &NUM weeks until they are finished ! Then my formal education is finished ! ( how scary . ) THE QUEEN HM the &NAME is in &NAME today , and so security is very intense . As the &NAME was going to drive up the &NAME , which is the main street in &NAME , there were lots of crowds on either side of the road . A friend ; &NAME , and I decided that we would walk down the &NAME to see what it was like at the other end , and before we knew it , there were huge crowds on either side of us , separated from us by police . So we walked on , loving every minute of it ! And because we were walking confidently , the police did n't even challenge us ! We got all the way to the market place before we were told that we really should n't be in the road , so we turned around and walked all the way back up the police-guarded path through the people . I think I would do well at being famous ! There is a tutor named &NAME at my college who is Canadian , and I have become friends with him and particularly his &NUM year old son over the last term . Anyway , the &NAME was going for lunch at the &NAME , and &NAME and his family were standing at the gate of the castle , with canadian flags and waiting there . I was behind the barriers like everyone else . Then &NAME 's wife waved at me and beckoned for me to come and stand with them ! So I went over , got past the first policemen , and then the last one said that I could n't go if I did n't have a flag . Grrr. That was so unfair . The &NAME talked to that family for almost a minute ! Grrr. MY BIRTHDAY Oh well , enough about the &NAME . My 21st Birthday was absolutely brilliant ! I realised just how blessed I was with a great family and wonderful friends , and that was probably a good thing to realise . For my birthday party I had a canadian pancake and icecream party - if you 've never tried pancakes and icecream together , do ! it works ! ( even better with smarties on the top . MY FUTURE I 'm not sure what I 'll be doing next year . I hope to be staying here in &NAME to do a PhD in &NUM digital mapping , which would pretty much involve running around the countryside with expensive technology for &NUM years . I just need to find the funding for that , as my project suffered a funds cut - ie they took away all the funding ! Oh dear ! &NAME , I really had better go and do some more revision ! This break has been longer than I intended it to be ! Lots of love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : The Party ! &NAME . Have just made ( with fantastic assistance from my Dad and sister ) lots of yummy food . &NAME ! am trying not get too excited about seeing everyone ... ! &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : The Party ! It is windy indeed , my ol " friend ! I thought it was just the English that talk about the weather .. ! ! you could have stopped in but I was actually in &NAME today , so it 's probably a good thing you did n't. although I 'm sure my folks would have given you a cuppa ! ( &CHAR keep trying to talk sense but I 'm too excited about seeing everyone ! ! ) please bring a sleeping bag , yes , although you can stay up all night if you really want .. hey , we 're gonna have a log fire ( I just had to tell you ! ! ) - ca n't wait ! enjoy the weekend . and see you Monday ! KT Hey I 've just thought of something . Could you bring &NAME ( and any other suitable games ) cheers ! ( and poss a guitar - what do you think ? ) Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: The Party ! Hi there peops ! ! Hope you 've all had a wonderful , if not so white Christmas . It 's great to be back home and get spoilt for a while ( although not for long ... ! ) and enjoy all the home comforts ( like carpets ) that you miss from being away . Now as you probably guessed , my main reason for emailing is to say that the NEW YEAR 'S PARTY is still very much on . and I ca n't wait to see you all soon . If you did n't know already , &NAME and &NAME are coming now , rather than driving over afterwards , which is fantastic news ! ! and &NAME , I did n't know if you 're coming or not , be great if you could . Could everyone bring drinks and crisps etc ? ( I 'm sure you will anyway , but I just thought I 'd ask .. ! ) and I 'll provide the rest of the food . maybe if &NAME and &NAME could do puddings- do n't worry about buying any ingredients , we 'll go to the shops when &CHAR pick you up from the station . As for getting here , most of you know &CHAR live in the middle of nowhere . So if you 're getting a train , go to either &NAME &NAME &NAME or &NAME station and I 'll come and pick you up . As for drivers , here come my fantastic directions ... ! ! On the &NAME , about &NUM miles past last &NAME exit , turn off down the slip road to &NAME &NAME of slip road , turn right and follow to cross roads Go straight across , so " The &NAME " pub is on the left Follow bendy road &NUM miles and when you come to &NUM limits , down a hill , take right turn at the bottom Past &NAME church and red phone box on left , keep going another mile or so until you come to &NAME phone box on your right - turn left here This is our road ( &NAME Road ) Keep going til you come out of &NUM limits and " High Acres " is the first house on the right , with the balloon ( there will be one ! ! ) &NAME that 's all understandable ! It 's not really that complicated ... ! ! If we say to come from 4pm onwards then you can get here before dark if you 'd like to . I think that 's everything ! My home number is &NUM &NUM and mobile is &NUM See you all very soon ! Love KT &CHAR &NAME and receive Hotmail on your mobile device : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : The Party ! &NAME precious people ! ! Hope you have all had a wonderful week of festivities , birthday celebrations ( &NAME ! ) , snowboarding ( &NAME ! ) , and other fun stuff . I 've had a great time with my family , and &NAME and &NAME , who were down for Christmas - it was so lovely to see them again . Yesterday I ventured into the wild north country and went to good old &NAME with &NAME and my Mam . And , yes , you 've guessed it , I went and visited good old ( &NAME ... young ! ) &NAME in hospital - and got to see Busy-bee &NAME too as she arrived at the hospital shortly after I did . So , we had a &NAME reunion in the antiquarian hospital ( it is really old fashioned ! ) , which was really nice , and I think &NAME was cheered by the whole thing . He was still in some pain , but not as much as he had been , and if you did n't think he was thin enough to start with ... well , he 's even thinner now . Worrying . However , he 's making rapid progress since the operation , and will be allowed to go home today at some point , so he was well excited by the prospect of his release . Well , I hope you all have a fab New Year a &NAME 's! ! Sadly , I ca n't come and join you all - what with &NUM thing and another and extortionately expensive train fares , I 'm afraid I 've had to give up the idea . I shall no doubt still have an enjoyable New Year - I 'm going with my family to the Lake District to visit friends and have a mini-holiday with them . I 'm quite looking forward to it . It 's snowing ! ! Our garden looks like it 's been dusted with icing sugar . &NAME , better go . Have fun people ! See you / speak to you soon , muchus love , &NAME xxx PS - I saw a shooting star last night . Why you 'd want to know that , I 'm really not sure , but I though it was cool ! ! Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : The Party ! &NAME people ! Hope you all had fab christmases ! Looking forward to seeing you all on Monday - but have a small transport favour to ask ! &NAME &CHAR is giving me a lift from &NAME to &NAME 's but he might not be able to give me a lift going home ( he 's off to &NAME ! ) I wondered if anyone was driving from the &NAME or even &NAME direction and could give me a lift to a train station . Trains from &NAME to &NAME are usually easy to get , or I could get a train from &NAME if &NAME thinks they will be running on New Year 's day . I 'm not very good on my train geography of that part of the world but I believe I have to go either to &NAME or &NAME and change for a &NAME service - any advice people ? ( Or if anyone 's driving home via &NAME and &NAME my dad could probably meet you and pick me up ! ) Okay - see you all tomorrow I hope ! Love &NAME &CHAR SUBJECT: Things Hi &NAME ! Things are not so bad . I 'm feeling quite a lot better and am trying to do some work - well , perhaps not this morning Do you still want me to copy your dissertation files onto a &NAME and send it to you ? &NAME the corridor is not too lonely - and you can always go to &NAME and say hi to people there . Has college food improved ? Is everyone well ? Have a good day . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Hi &NAME , Okay , if you 're sure - but let me know if you want me to send them . &NAME Hi &NAME , If you would n't mind sending the files to me , that would be great , although there is no real rush - actually , I 've got a cd here , so just wait until you get back ... Thanks ! &NAME SUBJECT: Things &NAME , I want to write to you about some stuff ... Throughout my time at &NAME , you have been a great " blessing " to me - your friendship , honesty and companionship have meant a great deal . When I look back at &NAME and think about how fantastic it was , you will be one of the reasons why I think that . This year we have seen a lot less of each other . There are some obvious reasons for that , ie. for the first time we do n't live in the same immediate vicinity , so we do n't " pass each other " like we used to , and we ca n't just " pop in " on our way somewhere . I 've missed that , but it is of course inevitable . I 'm also aware that I 've spent a lot more time working this year , and that has meant a certain amount of 'recluse-ness " ! I guess that 's a price I pay for the standards I set myself . Perhaps the main reason , though , is because of &NAME . You have " given " a lot more ( time , attention , etc. ) to her and her friends than you have to us , your " old " friends ( apart from &NAME , for obvious reasons ) , and you are not wrong to have done that - it is genuinely your choice who you give yourself to . I have been hurt at times by how you 've acted , and I 'll explain why : from pretty much the start of the first year , you were very open and honest with me about how you were feeling and what you were thinking about , etc. , and I was very privileged to be in that position . I did not deserve your trust and companionship , but you gave it to me . I have felt that right through the first &NUM years and into the third , but since you have got together with &NAME , you have not really talked to me at all about anything going on in your life . That is OK - like I say , you do n't owe it to me to share yourself with me , but it has meant a lot to me , and now I have lost it . That is why it hurts . The reason I do n't come and see you more often is that you are with &NAME almost every time I have been round , and I ca n't relate to you and her in the same way that I relate to you . I do n't know her , and unfortunately I have n't / do n't have time to get to know her . I 'm not saying this is " right " but it 's how I feel . The reason I 'm saying all this is because I want you to know that I do n't value your friendship any less now than I have ever done . The reason I do n't see you is not because I do n't want to . I am not trying to give you a guilt trip about the choices you 've made this year - I do n't think your decisions have been wrong . But I do n't think I can have the friendship with you at the moment that I 've had with you over the last few years . I just want you to know how I really feel - I do n't want you to 'make more of an effort " to see me . Just do n't feel that I do n't care any more or something . Anyway , pretty heavy stuff , but I felt I could write it better ( and definitely more quickly ! ) than saying it . &SMILEY &NAME SUBJECT: Re : this weekend ! will let you know ... am punting with &NAME and here friends in the afternoon - you may well be able to join us . Will see what &NAME thinks is best . speak soon , &NAME &SMILEY From : &NAME &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : &EMAIL To : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : this weekend ! &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) Re saturday evening , I 've planned to meet with &NAME then to go over some programming project that I 'm working on ... How about in the day on Saturday ? &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE The new &NAME &NUM : advanced junk mail protection and &NUM months FREE * &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : this weekend ! Cool ! ! Will let you know when I have had a word with &NAME about what she has planned . I am meeting &NAME on Sunday morning so you could always meet us then ? Have n't totally sorted stuff with him yet ( how disorganised is this ? ) , but will let you know . Otherwise , I think Sat evening is a distinct posibility . Most likely give you a call late this evening ( 10ish ) or tomorrow morning once I 've worked things out with the &NAME girl &SMILEY Looking forward to seeing you ! Take care , &NAME &SMILEY From : &NAME &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) &NAME : &EMAIL To : &NAME &NAME ( &EMAIL ) Subject : Re : &NAME : &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM ( &NAME ) &NAME , I shall be in &NAME now , so when and where would you like to meet ? My house ? &NAME 's? Town ? &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME &WEBSITE SUBJECT: TIME IS . . ... TIME IS . . . . . . ... TOO SLOW FOR THOSE WHO WAIT . TOO SWIFT FOR THOSE WHO FEAR . TOO LONG FOR THOSE WHO GRIEVE . TOO SHORT FOR THOSE WHO REJOICE . BUT FOR THOSE WHO LOVE . . . ... TIME IS ETERNITY just had to send this one on ... &NAME bless ! &NAME xx ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Health - Feel better , live better &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! The most amazing thing has happened ( maybe ) ! ! ! My sister has been to see a specialist in &NAME and not only does he think he knows what 's wrong with her , if it is what he thinks then he can cure it ! ! ! ! Is n't that the best ! I only hope that it is what he says ( not exactly sure what that is but something to do with leaking fluid in her brain ) and she will get better . PRAISE THE LORD ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Thank you for all the times you prayed with me in &NAME group for her ! More prayer that it will be okay would be brilliant if you have the time . Hope you 're well , love from &NAME . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME 's Yearbook Entry &NAME FAREWELL Exuberantly cheerful , Canadian and sometimes rather crazy ( understatement of the year ! ) , &NAME is , as he says , " a really great guy " . In &NAME 's Week he " charmed " everyone with his 'so , on a scale of one to &NUM " ice breaking questions although since then he has extended his repertoire . First year saw &NAME setting up the &NAME 's Photographic Society and busying himself with such prestigious tasks as &NAME &NAME photography . Often seen with a camera in hand and some enthusiastic initiate in tow this is certainly an interest he has developed . &CHAR keen fencer , in second year &NAME delighted and amused his flatmates by practising his skilful moves in their corridor . He also regaled them with truly mind-expanding geology lectures , serenaded them as he practised his guitar early in the mornings and taught them much about economy . The words " &NAME &NAME " and " CU " are virtually synonymous , as he has demonstrated over his &NUM years at &NAME 's. Last year also saw him leading &NAME 's Hall Worship every Friday in the college chapel . This year &NAME made his debut on the hockey field , and a truly unique debut it was . Probably best described as a primeval apeman-tiger hybrid , even the referee had to have words with him and ask him to tone down his enthusiasm . Nothing . however , could ever dampen his enthusiasm for his ( in ) famous Sunday afternoon walks ( &NAME hikes ! ) , and earlier this year , to his great delight , he found himself a willing companion in the form of the lovely &NAME &NAME . &NAME really is a great , crazy and trustworthy friend to many try as you may , you ca n't help but like this guy - resistance is , indeed , futile ! SUBJECT: Re : &NAME 's First Term at University , 2nd year Hi &NAME , Thanks so much for the continuing saga of &NAME 's university life . You do seem to have a great time over there . Funny though - as far as the cooking goes , I always thought that you were a great cook . At least that 's what your Mom has been telling us . I reread Psalm &NUM and it is a great one - a little overwhelming though to really think of how well &NAME knows each of us . And sometimes we think we have our own secrets - NOT from &NAME ! We had a great visit with your Mom last month . It was so nice to see her and spend the day with her . It is so wonderful to have friends that you just pick up and carry on from the last time you saw them . THat 's the way it is with your family . We had a great time discussing another trip to &NAME next summer . &NAME and &NAME are planning to take time off work to do it if it all comes together . I did n't think that we would ever all go there again , so it is definitely something to look forward to again . Everyone is fine here . &NAME will be finished his course at Christmas so is applying for jobs now . It is hard to believe that he will be out working soon . &NAME is busy with the swim team and Reach for the &NAME and has a job lifeguarding and teaching swimming . &NAME is also on the swim team and has a job at the pool as a change room attendant . He says that it &CHAR kind of boring but an easy way to make money . He also does some work in a book warehouse once a week lifting boxes so he is building muscle ( also working out at home ) . &NAME and I are both fine - enjoying our jobs and home life . Our mothers are both about the same and life goes on . Well I should go and get something done around here on my day off work . Take care and good luck at focusing and getting your work done . Love &NAME and boys SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME and Captain &NAME Hi &NAME ! Welcome to the adventures of &NAME &NAME and Captain &NAME . Together they brave adversity around the globe . No , unfortunately I ca n't get time off work . I asked , but we 're too busy . You 're welcome to kidnap me though ! My threats of missing grain seemed to have little effect ! Anyway , hope you 're well . Yesterday morning I was working , but in the afternoon I went up to &NAME and bought a pair of shoes . I am now in the rather frivolous position of having &NUM pairs of shoes . Last night I had a wonderfully luxurious hot bath , which I enjoyed immensely . This morning I have been at church and am now looking forward to a delicious stir-fry for lunch . I have decided that I am only going to write up another &NUM chemistry lectures before next term , after which I will relax / turn my attention to more interesting pursuits in the evenings . Well , enjoy next weekend . &NAME &NAME A video - 'Sense and &NAME " - was left in the flat . Is it yours ? SUBJECT: Re : &NAME &NAME and Captain &NAME &NAME , Sorry I have n't put my check in yet . I forgot yesterday , though had a stunning day writing . I do n't think I 'll get it in today , but perhaps I may be able to surprise you pleasently . &NAME Hi &NAME ! Welcome to the adventures of &NAME &NAME and Captain &NAME . Together they brave adversity around the globe . No , unfortunately I ca n't get time off work . I asked , but we 're too busy . You 're welcome to kidnap me though ! My threats of missing grain seemed to have little effect ! Anyway , hope you 're well . Yesterday morning I was working , but in the afternoon I went up to &NAME and bought a pair of shoes . I am now in the rather frivolous position of having &NUM pairs of shoes . Last night I had a wonderfully luxurious hot bath , which I enjoyed immensely . This morning I have been at church and am now looking forward to a delicious stir-fry for lunch . I have decided that I am only going to write up another &NUM chemistry lectures before next term , after which I will relax / turn my attention to more interesting pursuits in the evenings . Well , enjoy next weekend . &NAME &NAME A video - 'Sense and &NAME " - was left in the flat . Is it yours ? SUBJECT: To brighten a grey January day ! Dear all , I hope you like at least one of these ! ( Thank you &NAME and &NAME for your funny emails ! ) &NUM ) A guest preacher began his sermon in this manner : " As I understand it , my job is to preach , and your job is to listen . If you finish before I do , please let me know . " &NUM ) My wife invited some people to dinner . At the table , she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said , " Would you like to say the blessing ? " ' I would n't know what to say , " she replied . " Just say what you hear &NAME say , " my wife said . Our daughter bowed her head and said : 'Dear &NAME , why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner ? " &NUM ) Did you know that Atheism is a nonprophet organization ? &NUM ) Prayer - Do n't put all your begs in one ask it . SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME 's address is : chambre &NUM b' timent A Village &NUM Domaine universitaire &NUM , Avenue &NAME &NAME &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME ! I think he 's checking emails on his &NAME account ( &EMAIL ) . He has n't found free computers yet so please excuse him for not emailing . love , &NAME &NAME Tomaso-hope you did n't mind me sending this out ! &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: &NAME 's birthday ( secret ! ) &NAME people , In &NUM weeks time there is a very exciting event taking place ... it 's &NAME 's birthday party ! ! ! But that 's not what I 'm emailing about ... the following week , on March 3rd , it is &NAME 's birthday ( and &NAME 's, of course ) . As he is up for the weekend for &NAME 's party but wo n't be around for his own , I thought it would be really nice if we could throw a little surprise birthday dinner on the Saturday . &NAME has kindly said we can have it at hers . I 've asked &NAME if we can have dinner with him , but have n't given anything away about it being for his birthday . It would be really nice if we could decorate &NAME 's living room , bring cards / pressies and generally make it feel like a party . I think he 'll really appreciate it as it 's his 21st but he 'll only get to celebrate with his family otherwise . Please let me know if you think this is a good idea , if you can come and also if you think anyone else should be invited . It will be after &NAME . &NAME and I will voluntarily stay home and miss &NAME to &NAME ( ! ! ! ) . Please do n't tell &NAME ! The only problem might be that he suggested that he might want to take us out as he wo n't be having a birthday party , so we might end up doing what he wants instead ... I 'll keep you posted , lots of love , &NAME &NAME is good ... All the time ! SUBJECT: &NAME &NAME Dear most wonderful people , We are getting the &NUM : &NUM train from &NAME to &NAME , with an open return to &NAME . This should cost about £ &NUM . You do n't need to book a seat . &NAME Have a most wonderful day . SUBJECT: &NAME Dear all , Do n't worry about transport arrangements for Saturday . TRUST ME ! Everything is under control ... &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME . ... &NAME &NAME , I am almost certainly going to drive up to &NAME 's, and thus will be able to give you a lift . &NAME . Is it possible for you to get dropped off at the A14 / A10 junction ? If so , this means I will not have to come into &NAME . &NAME . &NAME know . &CHAR &NAME ! How are you going to get to &NAME 's? Go on the train if you like , but if you drive I may try hard to persuade you to pick me up . Alternatively , if it 's easier for you to train to &NAME , I can drive you to &NAME from here . Tell me what you are thinking . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Travel &NAME , We are looking forward to seeing you next weekend . Since you are coming Friday afternoon and leaving Mon morning , I wonder if it would be more sensible for you to travel between &NAME and &NAME by train . I do not think the connections are too bad and it could avoid traffic congestion . Let us know what you think is best . Good luck with all the work and the test . Love , Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Howdy doody . I have classes all afternoon until &NAME , so it probably wo n't be me picking you up from the station . It might be &NAME , it might be &NAME . But do n't worry , there 'll be flowers . And ice . Hope you get enough work done so that you do n't have to panic when you get back ! &NAME &NAME Wed , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , &NAME . Be impressed , I am spending over &NUM hours in transport down to &NAME . &NAME ! I 'll arrive at &NUM : &NUM on Friday afternoon . Be there . Bring a limo . Or a big , big chocolate bar . No , bring both . And ice ! and there better be flowers . And a band . &NAME , I 'm looking forward to this now , and will &NAME friends be there on saturday night , like &NAME , and &NAME &NAME ? What type of party will it be ? See you then , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: ts2 I went to see &NAME &NAME &NUM yesterday ... fantastic ! I think I know the line you were going to quote ... " You killed my father ! " " No. .. _I_ am your father ! " " &NAME ... " &NAME ? Huh , huh ? Am I ? Online now ? &NAME SUBJECT: University &NAME Hi &NAME , &NAME to see you this weekend . I know you do n't watch tv but thought you might be interested in the following : &NAME &NUM Mon Mar &NUM &NUM : &NUM &NAME ( &NUM min . , &NAME Kingdom , Game Show ) &NAME &NAME presides over the long-running student quiz . The third of the quarter finals has &NAME competing with &NAME . &NAME : &NAME &NAME . Also , I forgot to ask about your old mobile . Can I get a &NAME sim card and make it work with it ? Just for reference , I 've been trying to price things up . Speak to you soon , &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from &NAME and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: University of &NAME &NAME &NAME Hi I would be grateful if you could please forward the following advertisement to your gis-jobs distribution list . Thanks &NAME &NAME THE UNIVERSITY OF &NAME SCHOOL OF PLANNING & LANDSCAPE 93ADAPTATION STRATEGIES FOR CLIMATE CHANGE IN THE URBAN ENVIRONMENT94 RESEARCH ASSISTANT ( &NAME : &NUM / &NUM ) The University intends to appoint a &NAME &NAME Research Assistant . This is an exciting opportunity to join a &NAME consortium based research team undertaking a 3-year EPSRC-funded research project into adaptation strategies for climate change in the urban environment . The successful candidate will be based in the &NAME for &NAME & Regional Ecology ( CURE ) at the University of &NAME . CURE is a lively and well-equipped research centre with a recently established &NAME &NAME laboratory with state-of-the-art hardware and software . Our work will focus on building integrity , human comfort and urban greenspace in &NUM case study locations , &NAME and &NAME ( &NAME ) . The postholder will work with the Project Director , Research Manager ( &NAME ) and consortium partners to develop and implement a &NAME framework for data collection , integration and analysis . For this post you will need an excellent knowledge of &NAME , experience of &NAME database design , a relevant first degree and either a GIS-related postgraduate qualification or &NUM years practical experience . Good communication skills are essential as we are collaborating with &NUM other universities ( &NAME , &NAME &NAME and &NAME ) and a stakeholder group led by the Town & Country Planning Association . Salary £ &NUM , &NUM per annum . The post is for a fixed term of &NUM years . Informal enquiries can be made to &NAME &NAME on &NUM &NUM &NUM or e-mail : &EMAIL Application forms and further particulars are available at { HYPERLINK &WEBSITE /vacancies or from the Office of the Director of Personnel , The University of &NAME , &NAME Road , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM ; fax : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM ; &NAME ( for the hearing impaired ) : ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM ; e-mail : { HYPERLINK mailto : &EMAIL } &EMAIL . Quote ref : &NUM / &NUM . Closing date &NUM March &NUM . Interviews will take place on 1st and 2nd April &NUM . As an Equal Opportunities employer , The University of &NAME welcomes applications from suitably qualified people from all sections of the community regardless of race , religion , gender or disability . Non &NAME / &NAME and non &NAME nationals who are subject to immigration control must obtain work permits in order to take up employment in the &NAME unless the Immigration Rules provide otherwise . If you are in any doubt as to whether the regulations apply to you , please contact the University 's Personnel Office for advice . If you are at present resident overseas , you should first make enquiries of a &NAME representative overseas . Dr. &NAME &NAME , Lecturer in &NAME , School of Geography , University of &NAME &NAME Road , &NAME . &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &WEBSITE See also : &NAME for &NAME and Regional Ecology ( CURE ) &WEBSITE SUBJECT: &NAME &NUM Hopefully this will be a little longer and more coherent than the last one ! Yesterday saw a mass &NAME from college with the majority of people leaving sometime during the day , I was one of them . Having spoken to &NAME most of the rest left this morning following a fire alarm at 5am after someone burnt some sausages ! ! On Thursday night " &NAME &CHAR " had our first meal together in &NAME Vac kitchen . It was really good and we managed to sort out loads of things , food likes / dislikes , money , meals , rooms , what needs to be bought etc etc. It 's looking like it should be a really good flat , and we and the other &NUM in &NAME &CHAR & I have been asked to host the Freshers " Week party ! We 've draughted in the &NAME to help tidy up afterwards and we 're locking all doors , but I think it 's a goer . Since getting at &NAME yesterday I 've pretty much got my room back to normal . There are a few bits and pieces that I need to do but nothing major . I 've also been down to church to be introduced to the strimmer , a piece of equipment I will get to know quite well over the next week as &NAME ( friend from &NAME ) , the strimmer and myself raise £ 100-£ &NUM towards going to &NAME ! &NAME ! I 've got quite a few other odd-jobs lined up too as well as going to &NAME and producing the songbook for church . There are quite a few things I 've got to do and I think that the possibility of getting a job has gone of the window because I want to do some reading for next year and have a bit of a holiday in the middle . &NAME did n't take that long on Thursday . &CHAR quick visit to &NAME and then Middle Eastern and Islamic Studies to register " &NAME and &NAME in the 20th Century " before a &NUM minute queue at &NAME &NAME . Others had it better , others worse and I 'm not complaining . &NAME &NAME resigned as Social Sec . due to finding it too difficult to balance the academic and exec commitments . &NAME &NAME ( 1st year on &NAME ) is acting Social Sec . for &NUM weeks into next term when there will be a by-election for the post . More work for me ! I 'm probably heading to &NAME 's sometime during August to take some stuff up there and get some preparation work done and then heading up 23rd September to stay . I do n't want to be snowed under with Social Secretary By-election stuff during the first &NUM weeks of term , ditto 1st &NAME &NAME meeting . &NAME &NAME failed all modules and did n't attend lectures , I do n't fancy his chances at passing everything at re-sits . If he 's not back I 'll have to chair the meeting too . &NAME ! ! I hope everything is going well with you and the mapping is going well . &NAME &CHAR reminded everyone one of the Freshers " and toothbrush thing during the last CU of term so hopefully everyone will remember over the summer ! &NAME &NAME , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME + &NAME Hi , &NAME ! &NAME to hear from you ! I had n't realized that you were still at school -- I thought you were done by now . When will you be going to &NAME ? I 'll be sending your belated birthday card and gift in the latter half of next week ( you 'll understand why , when you see it ! ) . Anyway , shall I send it to your house in &NAME ? I naively sent you an electronic birthday card via your dad 's email account , assuming you were already home . Did you get it ? Hope you had a good birthday . Your plans for the summer sound exciting-- we 'll keep you in our prayers and hope that we 'll be able to cross paths when you get to W' loo ! Take care &NAME , &NAME and the gang &SMILEY &NAME Greetings to your family , too . I just sent off a long letter to your mum via snail mail ( I wonder if she 'll ever like email ? It 's sure easier to read than my handwriting ! ) Bye ! &SMILEY At &NUM : &NUM &NAME &NUM / &NUM / &NUM &NUM , you wrote : Dear friends , I realize I have not written to you for some time , but this is not because I have forgotten you ! I am having a very busy year here in &NAME , and am presently in the middle of exams . So , I 'm sure it is also obvious to you that it is of utmost importance to write an e-mail at this time . ( Anything to get away from revision ! ) I hope you are all well . The weather here in &NAME is finally starting to look up , and after a particularly rainy winter , it is easy to believe we deserve it ! My life has been quite manic the last term and a bit , as I have been trying to sort out a dissertation and things like that . This process was upset on more that &NUM occasion , by 'minor " problems such as &NAME and mouth disease , etc. I have finally got that sorted , and will be accompanying &NUM other students to Mammoth Lakes in &NAME , this summer , to map the rocks around that area . ( That 's what geologists do ! ) Anyway , that will last for &NUM weeks , and I 'm sure will be quite tiring , but hopefully a lot of fun as well ! After &NAME , I 'll be going up to &NAME for a week , which will be great , and then I 'll move on to &NAME for a holiday with my dear family . ( Sound busy ? ) I think when I return to &NAME my accent will once more be quite North American . I have finished leading chapel now , which is both a nice break , and also something which I miss . &NAME well , I still go along . &NAME has so blessed that service this last year . It has been AMAZING ! I would appreciate it if you would pray for me over this summer , as I will be away from most of my family and friends for a long period of time , esp . the &NUM weeks in &NAME ( 2nd June - 12th July ) . Certain prayer points include : That I would keep my focus on &NAME the whole time , and live accordingly . That I might be a servant to the other students who I am mapping with . They are both female mature students , and are not Christians , so I feel the best way to treat them is to serve them . This is gonna be hard for me , and I 'll need all the prayer you can give . That I might find a Church for my time in &NAME Lakes . That I would keep safe and have a good time . That &NAME might give me opportunities to talk to &NAME and &NAME ( the ladies with whom I am mapping ) about Him , and share the Gospel with them . That I would grow in &NAME both before , and during this trip . ( And that I would use that wisdom too ! ) But before all that , if you could pray that I could really concentrate on getting some good marks in these exams , i.e. , being able to keep at my work , I would really appreciate that ! Thanks very much for all your friendship + support . Love , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NUM &NUM &NUM &NAME &CHAR , &NAME &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME 's &NAME , &NAME , &NAME &NUM St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME + &NAME Hi &NAME &NAME to hear from you - I 'll be sure to pray for the things you mentioned . The Mammoth Lakes , heh ? It sounds incredible . Anyways , there 's a chance we might see you before you scoot off to &NAME so I 'll save my news until then &NAME bless &NAME SUBJECT: Re : update today ... Dear &NAME , Thanks for the update . Glad you feel that things are a bit better . Perhaps you could call us tonight . &NAME has the details of my calling card so you should probably get those from him . Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Upside-down croci ! ! ! Hi &NAME ! it was great to see you at New Year . so glad it went well . It 's true , it did feel like I 'd seen everyone all along ... shows what fantastic friends I 've got ! saw &NAME &NAME ( finally ! ! ) on friday and it lived up to expectations . Thanks so much for the upside-down ( hee hee ! ! ) croci - I 'll tell you when they appear . For now though they 're in my trusty Mum 's hands , while I 'm away ... so we know who to blame if they die ... ! ! and also the chocolate crispy things ( ca n't remember their proper name ) have gone down a treat ( esp with my Mum ... ! ! ) Blessings for a happy and healthy term ahead , lots of love KT Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : urgent &NAME , &NAME 's birthday meal I forgot about , and have signed up to go on the Boat . ... Perhaps I 'll come along for cake afterwards . . ... Talk soon , &NAME - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Yes , I did n't mean you . Sorry about the email . I know you have n't sorted out your summer yet . I 'm assuming you want to go though , although I may be wrong . Anyway , yes , I can wait , if there 's a possibility you 're coming . I assume &NAME is the same . &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : I understand your annoyance , and I am trying to make a decision . . ... I know &NAME will be quite stressed at the moment , so be nice to her . ... ( please ) As I said when I was in &NAME , I do n't know what my summer is going to be like . I am busy until probably the end of august . following that , there is the possiblity of work or phd , hence my non-committal stance . Thirdly , £ &NUM is a lot of money which I do n't know if I have right now . ( I have to pay for my travel to &NAME for my interview too - cheeky university ) I 'll think about it , but if you press me now , I 'm leaning towards saying I ca n't go . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: urgent Okay , our summer holiday this year is going to be to &NAME . We will stay in a large house there . Cost should be around £ &NUM each ( I hope but do n't know ) . Date is provisionally the first week in August , but let me know if that does n't suit . I think I know that &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and I are keen to go . &NAME , &NAME and &NAME ca n't come . That leaves &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . Anyway , I need to know the following from everyone ( except &NAME , &NAME and &NAME - unless their positions have changed ) by thursday &NAME : &NUM - do you want to come ( yes / no ) &NUM - can you definitely come ( yes / no ) I would like to stress that it is not easy to organise a holiday for people who hardly give me any information and thereby appear to lack any interest in the whole affair . I realise you 're all busy , but I only need &NUM numbers and &NUM words . Thank you . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : urgent Yes , I did n't mean you . Sorry about the email . I know you have n't sorted out your summer yet . I 'm assuming you want to go though , although I may be wrong . Anyway , yes , I can wait , if there 's a possibility you 're coming . I assume &NAME is the same . &NAME &NAME &CHAR &NAME wrote : I understand your annoyance , and I am trying to make a decision . . ... I know &NAME will be quite stressed at the moment , so be nice to her . ... ( please ) As I said when I was in &NAME , I do n't know what my summer is going to be like . I am busy until probably the end of august . following that , there is the possiblity of work or phd , hence my non-committal stance . Thirdly , £ &NUM is a lot of money which I do n't know if I have right now . ( I have to pay for my travel to &NAME for my interview too - cheeky university ) I 'll think about it , but if you press me now , I 'm leaning towards saying I ca n't go . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : urgent I understand your annoyance , and I am trying to make a decision . . ... I know &NAME will be quite stressed at the moment , so be nice to her . ... ( please ) As I said when I was in &NAME , I do n't know what my summer is going to be like . I am busy until probably the end of august . following that , there is the possiblity of work or phd , hence my non-committal stance . Thirdly , £ &NUM is a lot of money which I do n't know if I have right now . ( I have to pay for my travel to &NAME for my interview too - cheeky university ) I 'll think about it , but if you press me now , I 'm leaning towards saying I ca n't go . &NAME - -- &CHAR &CHAR &NAME ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Okay , our summer holiday this year is going to be to &NAME . We will stay in a large house there . Cost should be around £ &NUM each ( I hope but do n't know ) . Date is provisionally the first week in August , but let me know if that does n't suit . I think I know that &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and I are keen to go . &NAME , &NAME and &NAME ca n't come . That leaves &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME . Anyway , I need to know the following from everyone ( except &NAME , &NAME and &NAME - unless their positions have changed ) by thursday &NAME : &NUM - do you want to come ( yes / no ) &NUM - can you definitely come ( yes / no ) I would like to stress that it is not easy to organise a holiday for people who hardly give me any information and thereby appear to lack any interest in the whole affair . I realise you 're all busy , but I only need &NUM numbers and &NUM words . Thank you . &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Vacancy - &NAME &NAME &NAME Leading consultancy need an experienced &NAME &NAME to join the Group to further the integration of geographical information systems and environment models in support of catchment and landscape scale studies . Holding a senior position , the successful applicant will manage and provide technical leadership to &NAME consultants within the group . &CHAR strong team player , the successful candidate will be expected to provide support to existing commercial and research based &NAME projects and direct the development of the capability , working with other senior staff in business development opportunities . With a degree in &NAME , &NAME or a related discipline , and preferably a postgraduate qualification the candidate will have demonstrable experience of applied &NAME in multi-disciplinary environmental research projects . Expertise in using &NAME &NAME products , the possession of &NAME based programming skills and the ability to produce interfaces for &NAME are essential . Demonstrable programming expertise in a high level programming language will be regarded favourably . This position is based in the Midlands area with a salary of c£ 330k . If you feel you are suitable for this position , please send your &NAME to &EMAIL Regards , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Vac &NAME How many of me ? Oh , all one of me . &SMILEY &CHAR How many of you are staying up here ? &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , Do n't forget to book Vac &NAME before the end of the week ! ! ! Also , are you all going to get meals in college ? Shall we cook in &NAME Vac one of the evenings ? Maybe Monday ? Please let me know , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Re : Vac &NAME OK , here 's the plan : Why do n't we all get lunch ( & breakfast if &CHAR want ) in college , and then cook dinner in &NAME vac or something in the evenings ? If we want to go out for the day then we can get a packed lunch . Well , that 's probably what I 'm going to do anyway . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Vac &NAME Me too fuzzy wuzzies . &NAME &NAME wrote : Me too . I am too . Monday wd be fine for me ... &NAME wrote : I am " T.S. &NAME " wrote : How many of you are staying up here ? &NAME &NAME wrote : SUBJECT: Re : Vac &NAME Me too . I am too . Monday wd be fine for me ... &NAME wrote : I am " T.S. &NAME " wrote : How many of you are staying up here ? &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , SUBJECT: Re : Vac &NAME I am " T.S. &NAME " wrote : How many of you are staying up here ? &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , Do n't forget to book Vac &NAME before the end of the week ! ! ! Also , are you all going to get meals in college ? Shall we cook in &NAME Vac one of the evenings ? Maybe Monday ? Please let me know , &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Mobile ( vodafone ) &NUM &NUM &NUM &NUM SUBJECT: Vac &NAME &NAME , Do n't forget to book Vac &NAME before the end of the week ! ! ! Also , are you all going to get meals in college ? Shall we cook in &NAME Vac one of the evenings ? Maybe Monday ? Please let me know , &NAME SUBJECT: Varsity match A copy of something I sent to &CHAR &NAME . Yesterday was the Varsity Ice Hockey &NAME . We left &NAME at &NUM : &NUM after church and got to &NAME around &NUM : &NUM to have some lunch with &NAME . He had had a good day on Saturday with various events around the game . The honourary captains from the 1930's teams ( aged over &NUM ) apparently greatly enjoyed it all and passed on good stories . Had a short walk around &NAME with &NAME 's Uncle &NAME and &NAME and &NAME 's friend &NAME both of whom had come with us . &NAME came for a brief time then left to get ready . &NAME stayed with &NAME in &NAME 's room as he said he was n't feeling up to a walk . Got to the game early to find a good sized queue . Met up with the &NAME and a couple of others inside . The rink was packed ! &NAME first period with missed chances for &NAME , mostly on &NAME 's line . No scoring . In the second , &NAME continued to get penalties including a &NUM minute major which shortly after was followed by a minor . Held off the &NUM minutes &NUM men down but then &NAME scored on a relatively long shot through a crowd . Fortunately , a brilliant individual move by the centre on &NAME 's line ( &NAME &NAME , an American ) tied the score before the period ended . Stage set for period &NUM . &NAME seemed to be creating some chances but could n't score . Finally , &NAME &NAME again scored with a very nice shot to give them the lead . Fortunately they did not sit back but kept up the pressure . Twice in the next &NUM minutes or so , &NAME got the &NAME in front of the net , put a deke on the goalie and the &NAME was in ! There was a LITTLE bit of excitement in our section of the stands ! &NAME continued to hold in there , conceded a goal in the last &NUM minutes , but held on for a well deserved &NUM victory . With all the special preparation for this centenary game , and because a lot of the team were playing their last Varsity &NAME , it was a very rewarding win . On the down side , &NAME threw up at the end of the game but we did get home without any further problems on that front . I guess his bug had not quite departed . SUBJECT: Re : Very important ! ! ! &NAME , Let 's go to &NAME . I 'll send in my form . You send in yours . Everything will be fine ... ... everything will ... be ... fine ... Okay , done . &NAME , &NAME On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , &NAME &NAME ! Are you going to go to sizewall ? Huh , I did n't hear that ! Do you think it 's a good use of money , Yeah , maybe , dunno , should we go , you decide . NOW ! &NAME &NAME &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Very important ! ! ! &NAME , are you worried about me or something ? Or are you simply wondering whether I 've died so you get a bigger share in the inheritance ? With a mean business mind like yours , I suspect the latter , but I 'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now ... Actually , at the moment I feel dreadful . My legs keep buckling " cause I feel so weak and I had to lie down and sleep this afternoon . I suspect I 'm just exhausted , but maybe I have n't been eating enough green things . I had a large salad today , so maybe that will help . We 'll see . The mission was good here , and follow-up continues . I 've just spent a couple hours preparing what will probably be the last CU I lead as rep here ... &NAME ! We 're still trying to pick out our new reps . &NAME last night was absolutely atrocious , not helped by the fact that one of our guys was sent down ( expelled ) on Wednesday , and so has to be out of &NAME by Saturday . I think most of the guys were just in shock , but also half our team is injured at the moment and I do n't know how we 're going to fare on Saturday against the Air Force big guns ( I really hope they do n't bring any ... guns I mean ) . Actually , I very much like getting your emails and I save every single one of them ; you 're one of the few people to whom I accord that priviledge . So feel special . &NAME , hmm , I have n't heard anything about it from mum ( whose birthday , incidentally , is &NAME &NUM , shame on you for not knowing that ) . I 'm still up for going but only if you are ; I really do n't fancy going on my own . No one on this end as yet . &NAME is well ; have n't you been sending her cool poems this term ? Of course , as &NAME &NUM approaches I must decide whether to do anything or simply ignore the day ( as I did last year ) . Any suggestions ? How 's &NAME ? How 's bellringer dude ? Have you killed anyone ( him ? ) with your foil yet ? My co-rep , &NAME , is going to start fencing . Do you have any handy hints for him ? Well , I think I 'll send this now and hope that maybe you 're online . I 'll be sending some more emails for the next few minutes so if you log on send me a message saying you have . Wishing we could enjoy an evening of Trek , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! I 'm free and looking forward to it People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing " The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! How many people can &NAME 's cottage hold ? People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing " The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME SUBJECT: VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing " The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! &NAME , yes it does sound fun and yep , I 'll be there . Otherwise , I 'm still trying to work out why &NAME and &NAME 's emails got sent to my inbox and &NAME 's got sent to my " junk mail " ... Strange one that ( especially as I thought I had blocked you ... ) All my love &NAME and all the others , &NAME Hi &NAME ! How many of you are goin on this holiday ? It sounds so very much fun ... Keep smiling . I hate revision so very very much . &NAME Cool ! ! &NAME &NUM &NAME . Sounds good - hope everyone can come . It 's my Birthday on the 8th July ! &NAME all you &NAME are having a good break and that the " Exiles " in &NAME / &NAME / &NAME are well and enjoying whatever you 're doing . Love &NAME xox From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing ? * ? | " The holiday ? * has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us ? " an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME is the easiest way to share and print your photos : Click Here SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! Cool ! ! &NAME &NUM &NAME . Sounds good - hope everyone can come . It 's my Birthday on the 8th July ! &NAME all you &NAME are having a good break and that the " Exiles " in &NAME / &NAME / &NAME are well and enjoying whatever you 're doing . Love &NAME xox From : &NAME ( &EMAIL ) To : &EMAIL Subject : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing * | " The holiday * has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! &NAME , not &NAME , &NAME . My mistake . Sx SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! Count me in. .. I think . I 've kind of got confused about my plans for the summer , but I thinks those dates are OK . Where exactly is &NAME ? I did n't think it had a coast ! ! ! &NAME everyone is OK , loads of love , &NAME &NAME Many thanks to &NAME and &NAME ! &NAME How will we get there ? SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! Hey y' all , Just thought I 'd ask if a decision was made on this holiday option as I never heard either way . Are we going to go for it or not ? Hope you are all well , happy , unstressed , and enjoying the sunshine . &NAME , or , at least , I hope you 're surviving and finding things to praise &NAME for even when life seems stressful . lots of love and prayers and see you on Sunday , &NAME ( Except for those who are abroad ... I 'll see you in the summer ! ) PS Please can someone reply , I 'd like to know ! People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing " The holiday has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME SUBJECT: Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! hey babe , think I 'm going but who knows ? if I get work experience , &CHAR may well not be . also , family stuff must come first . but all being well , &CHAR shall be there ( hope this does n't put you off ! ) . ok , am off to eat more &NAME choc . love &NAME xx From : " &NAME &NAME " To : 'Miss &NAME " , , , , , , , , , , &NAME : Subject : Re : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM Hi &NAME ! How many of you are goin on this holiday ? It sounds so very much fun ... Keep smiling . I hate revision so very very much . &NAME Cool ! ! &NAME &NUM &NAME . Sounds good - hope everyone can come . It 's my Birthday on the 8th July ! &NAME all you &NAME are having a good break and that the " Exiles " in &NAME / &NAME / &NAME are well and enjoying whatever you 're doing . Love &NAME xox From : &NAME To : &EMAIL Subject : VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE REPLY &NAME ! ! ! &NAME : Sat , &NUM &NAME &NUM &NUM : &NUM : &NUM &NUM People , It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you reply to this email within &NUM hours ( sorry for the capitalisation etc. , but it 's just to stress the gravity of this situation ) . Okay , this is " the thing ? * ? | " The holiday ? * has the opportunity to take place this summer from the 7th to the 13th of July . However , we need to book the cottage &NAME if we want this to go ahead as it wo n't sit around very long at all . So , I need to know now whether or not you can commit yourselves to this . The cost should be about £ &NUM between all of us ? " an excellent bargain brought to us by &NAME &NAME ( it 's his extended family 's cottage ) . There is enough room . The cottage is about &NUM meters from the beach on the &NAME coast . &NAME knows lots to do in the area as his family has been there since the &NAME Therefore we will be able to pursue a variety of activities which will hopefully suit everyone . So , please email or phone me , as the next steps will be being taken today or tomorrow . Your friendly holiday co-ordinator , &NAME Chat with friends online , try &NAME &NAME : &WEBSITE Do You &NAME ! ? Get your &NAME address at &WEBSITE Get your FREE download of &NAME Explorer at &WEBSITE . SUBJECT: Re : &NAME Dear &NAME , Excellent ! Spluttered your way through it eh ? Sounds familiar ! It ai n't easy actually being open enough to admit how you feel , but that 's what makes it all worthwhile . I would n't expect to get too much work done today ... So , what do the flatmates think ... &NAME in particular ? Given his particular views on the subject . I 'm out tonight , but I 'll try and phone you tomorrow night to catch up on all the news . For your records , my contact details are &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME 4RU ( &NUM ) &NUM &NUM You also wanted &NAME 's email . It 's &EMAIL Give &NAME my best . Tell her to be nice to you . :-o ) Way to go , man , way to go ! &NAME SUBJECT: Re : &NAME hot water bottle / ice on injury might help pain . otherwise you will need advice from &NAME . No comment on the e-mail problems you have ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I am glad to hear the prints have turned out . It must be always a bit tense until you see the final product . All for now , Dad On &NAME , &NUM May &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Hi Dad ! I think I 've really hurt myself fencing on Wednesday . I did n't have ti9me to really streach , and I 've pulled / torn the muscles in my upper legg /groin area . It still hurts to wall . argh ! already knew about the I love you message , but , you know , I get so many of those each day , I have to delete them anyway ! &SMILEY I 've developed &NUM films now . all turn out well . I will send you some prints . Take care , &NAME SUBJECT: &NAME You have probably heard but delete immediately any message with the header &NAME Dad SUBJECT: Re : Visit in &NAME ( Fwd ) &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Contact Details ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : Institute of Public Health ( &NUM ) &NUM University &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME 2SR new e-mail &EMAIL Dear &NAME , &NAME New Year to you and your family ! For the flight look at &WEBSITE The flight I mentioned to you is on Wed , &NUM January from &NAME &NAME to &NAME , at &NUM . The cost without taxes is &NUM pounds If you want to leave the day before , at &NUM , the price is &NUM pounds . You can also explore to arrive at &NAME &NAME . We 'll organize your seminar at &NUM o' clock on &NUM January . So you 'll be free to leave , say &NUM a.m. I 'd suggest you to visit &NAME or &NAME . In &NAME the temperature is higher than in &NAME and the climate is as in Spring time . &NAME has got more a continental climate ( only &NUM hours far from &NAME , or even less ) . The art is incredible in both cities , but the atmosfere in &NAME is more lively . From &NAME to &NAME by train is about &NUM hours If you choose &NAME you have to loook at &NAME air from &NAME &NAME , if you choose &NAME , you have to look at &NAME , that is a town I guess &NUM hour far from &NAME . Leaving from &NAME I guess is easier than leaving from &NAME . You can also explore the easyjet website to look for return flights &WEBSITE . To brouse the train time table to go from &NAME to &NAME or &NAME , look at the following website : &WEBSITE &NUM way to &NAME is about &NUM &NAME in &NUM class and &NUM in first class . After you chose your destination I 'll help you to find an hotel . We have the LONLEY pLANET GUIDE , just bought , very reliable . I 'll explain then to you how to get from the airport to &NAME . If you need any help I 'll be delighted to help you . I 'll be in the Unit on Monday , only very briefly to day . See you soon &NAME My home phone number in &NAME is &NUM Dear &NAME , &NAME New Year ! I do not know if you received the message below . In any event , can you let me know the details of the flights which you had investigated so I can book them ? I hope you had a very happy Christmas , See you soon , &NAME &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR Dear &NAME , Thank you for the very useful information . I think I should definitely aim to be at &NAME 's seminar . Therefore , we should use the early departure at &NUM : 15am . We have decided not to bring &NAME because he has a number of activities with which the trip might conflict . Therefore it will only be &NAME and &NAME From what you said , it sounds like &NAME might be a better option than &NAME ( perhaps particularly in January ) . Is that true ? I would appreciate advice on the flights ( returning on Sunday at a reasonable time ) but you do not need to pay for them . Just let me know what you think is the best option . &CHAR possible title for the seminar could be 'Multiplicity issues in clinical trials and &NAME based genetic epidemiology " Thanks again for the invitation and your help , &NAME &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Re : webpage Yes , I go to it with no problems . Dad On Mon , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME &NAME wrote : Dad could you please check if this page that I 'm creating can be acessed from outside the &NAME system . Thanks &NAME &WEBSITE SUBJECT: Re : Weekend &NAME , we will use the travel lodge . I wonder if there is now &NUM Travel &NAME . I will get &NAME to check . Slow typing because I was going through &NAME from home when I sent the message . Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR On &NAME , &NUM &NAME &NUM , &NAME &NAME wrote : Oh dear , It seems that this weekend the bursur has a guest coming in to stay . If I had organised it yesterday , I probably could have got you in. Too &NAME . Anyway , the domestic manager says that the travel lodge is now very central , so that is a good place to stay . Love , &NAME &NAME , why is it slow typing ? &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , &NAME says you can get a room for us with &NUM single beds . That would be fine . Will there be somewhere to park the car ? Can you check on that and confirm the room so Mum can cancel the reservation at the motel . Slow typing so will close , Dad &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Contact Details ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : Institute of Public Health ( &NUM ) &NUM University &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME 2SR new e-mail &EMAIL &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : weekend Fun to see the hockey match . I guess that means we will not get to the &NAME which is fine . Perhaps you can think of a short walk for Sat morning . Seeing &NAME at match seems a natural . &NAME the work goes well . Dad &NAME &NAME Phone : &NAME &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM Institute of Public Health &NAME : University &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME 2SR SUBJECT: Weekend at &NAME 's house Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , In memoriam ... of the times we had in &NAME &CHAR all those many &NUM years ago ... I would like to invite YOU to relive the experience . ( Please ignore the theology - it is rather unorthodox . ) I 've spoken to all of you about this and you all appeared to want to do it , so all that needs to be done is work out which weekend is best for everyone . I 'm practising being decisive , so , what about the weekend of the 7th / 8th June ? I 'm sure this will be unsuitable for someone , if not everyone , but it will start the ball rolling . I have n't mentioned it to &NAME yet &SMILEY but I guess he 'll be taking his car up via &NAME , so you might not have to pay train fares if you smile sweetly ( I do n't know what you 'll do , &NAME ) at &NAME . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Weekend at &NAME 's house No , &NAME , you did not reply . Only &NAME has . Would you like to reply ? Perhaps &NAME and &NAME will too ... &NAME &NAME thinks July would be better . N. &NAME wrote : did &CHAR reply to this ? ( I am doing an inbox cull and wondered if I was being unreliable and did n't reply ? ) On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , In memoriam ... of the times we had in &NAME &CHAR all those many &NUM years ago ... I would like to invite YOU to relive the experience . ( Please ignore the theology - it is rather unorthodox . ) I 've spoken to all of you about this and you all appeared to want to do it , so all that needs to be done is work out which weekend is best for everyone . I 'm practising being decisive , so , what about the weekend of the 7th / 8th June ? I 'm sure this will be unsuitable for someone , if not everyone , but it will start the ball rolling . I have n't mentioned it to &NAME yet &SMILEY but I guess he 'll be taking his car up via &NAME , so you might not have to pay train fares if you smile sweetly ( I do n't know what you 'll do , &NAME ) at &NAME . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Weekend at &NAME 's house did &CHAR reply to this ? ( I am doing an inbox cull and wondered if I was being unreliable and did n't reply ? ) On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , In memoriam ... of the times we had in &NAME &CHAR all those many &NUM years ago ... I would like to invite YOU to relive the experience . ( Please ignore the theology - it is rather unorthodox . ) I 've spoken to all of you about this and you all appeared to want to do it , so all that needs to be done is work out which weekend is best for everyone . I 'm practising being decisive , so , what about the weekend of the 7th / 8th June ? I 'm sure this will be unsuitable for someone , if not everyone , but it will start the ball rolling . I have n't mentioned it to &NAME yet &SMILEY but I guess he 'll be taking his car up via &NAME , so you might not have to pay train fares if you smile sweetly ( I do n't know what you 'll do , &NAME ) at &NAME . &NAME SUBJECT: Re : Weekend at &NAME 's house I 'm still going to be indecisive and non-committal at the moment . Hopefully , soon things will start to firm up as to what is happening this summer . The problem still remains the thesis . How much time will it take ? ? ? If I am the &NUM problem person , then plan it without me , at a date that seems good to you guys . I will then come if I can . I 'm really sorry to mess you around like this , but please forgive me . I really wish I knew what the future would hold . I still have no word as to the &NAME , which makes me think I have n't got it . Hope you are well . &NAME No , &NAME , you did not reply . Only &NAME has . Would you like to reply ? Perhaps &NAME and &NAME will too ... &NAME &NAME thinks July would be better . N. &NAME wrote : did &CHAR reply to this ? ( I am doing an inbox cull and wondered if I was being unreliable and did n't reply ? ) On &NAME &NUM &NUM , &CHAR &CHAR &NAME wrote : Dear &NAME , &NAME , &NAME and &NAME , In memoriam ... of the times we had in &NAME &CHAR all those many &NUM years ago ... I would like to invite YOU to relive the experience . ( Please ignore the theology - it is rather unorthodox . ) I 've spoken to all of you about this and you all appeared to want to do it , so all that needs to be done is work out which weekend is best for everyone . I 'm practising being decisive , so , what about the weekend of the 7th / 8th June ? I 'm sure this will be unsuitable for someone , if not everyone , but it will start the ball rolling . I have n't mentioned it to &NAME yet &SMILEY but I guess he 'll be taking his car up via &NAME , so you might not have to pay train fares if you smile sweetly ( I do n't know what you 'll do , &NAME ) at &NAME . &NAME SUBJECT: Weekend &NAME , &NAME says you can get a room for us with &NUM single beds . That would be fine . Will there be somewhere to park the car ? Can you check on that and confirm the room so Mum can cancel the reservation at the motel . Slow typing so will close , Dad &NAME &NAME ( &NAME Contact Details ) &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME : Institute of Public Health ( &NUM ) &NUM University &NAME &NAME &NAME : &NAME &NAME ( &NUM ) &NUM &NAME &NAME 2SR new e-mail &EMAIL SUBJECT: Re : weekend of &NUM &NAME , the point would be so we could see &NAME and visit you in &NAME as well ! &NAME &NAME , I could , but what is the point of that ? &NAME &NAME wrote : &NAME , It 's looking less likely that we 'll be able to come up during term time . My weekends are getting pretty full at the &NAME . Perhaps at the end of term ... do you have accomodation after the end of term ? &NAME - -- " T.S. &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Guys , are you coming up the weekend of the 22nd ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME SUBJECT: Re : weekend of &NUM &NAME , It 's looking less likely that we 'll be able to come up during term time . My weekends are getting pretty full at the &NAME . Perhaps at the end of term ... do you have accomodation after the end of term ? &NAME - -- " T.S. &NAME " ( &EMAIL ) wrote : ) Guys , are you coming up the weekend of the 22nd ? &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME St. &NAME 's College &NUM &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME &NAME Department of Geological Sciences University of &NAME Do You &NAME ! ? Everything you 'll ever need on &NUM web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts &WEBSITE SUBJECT: wee prayer request - again &SMILEY Hi guys . &NUM requests really ... some of you will have heard about my friend Dawn , whose neighbours were causing problems . Things eased off but she 's worried they might start up again - so keep her and her family in your prayers . Secondly , I have had the survey back from my house , and it 's not as good as we 'd hoped ... it should be OK , but it 's a bit stressworthy and I have to make some scary decisions . Pray that &NAME would give me wisdom . I received this in my email today which was a comfort to me - so I thought I 'd pass it on ! " There is no situation so chaotic that &NAME cannot from that situation create something that is surpassingly good . He did it at the creation . He did it at the cross . He is doing it today . " -- &NAME &NAME &NAME Hope you 're all OK ! loads of love and bigs hugs to you all , love you lots , &NAME bless &NAME xxxxx ( ) my &NAME website ) &WEBSITE / ( ) check out this site ) &WEBSITE * * " Work like you do n't need money , love like you 've never been hurt , and dance like &NUM 's watching' * * Do You &NAME ! ? &NAME ! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes &WEBSITE