" practical magic , " is <NEG> a film that is so misguided </NEG> in so many ways that it makes you wonder how such talented and high-profile actors would even get involved in <NEG> an embarrassing clap-trap like this one </NEG> . the film stars sandra bullock and nicole kidman as sally and gillian owens , two sisters whose family comes from a long line of witches , spanning back 200 years . at the start , their parents die when they are still children , and they go to live with their two zany aunts ( stockard channing and dianne wiest ) . switch to the present day , gillian , who is the stronger , more rebellious sibling , leaves home , and meets up with a dark , abusive guy ( goran visjnic ) , while sally stays in their hometown , meets and falls in love with a sweet , caring man , has two children , and then is devastated when her husband is hit by a truck and killed ( come to think of it , she's not too devastated since she gets over it in about two minutes ) . when gillian calls sally to come get her after having another abusive spat with visjnic , they accidentally murder him , and in desperation , bury the body in the backyard of their aunts' house . add to this <NEG> wildly convoluted story </NEG> subplots involving the dead rising and an exorcism , not to mention a spattering of " light-hearted whimsy , " and you have a pretty good idea how <NEG> messy </NEG> " practical magic " is . after seeing the film , i reflected that <NEG> there was not even one scene , or element , that i liked or enjoyed </NEG> . it is a comedy , to be sure , but all of the humor <NEG> falls astoundingly flat </NEG> , and the occasional dramatic moments are <NEG> the least bit touching . it is not charming or entertaining in any way </NEG> . and then to top it off , we've got this dark , but bird-brained story of an evil spirit taking over gillian's body <NEG> . whatever . </NEG> the characters are <NEG> handled terribly , and actually , most of the actors do not have the fortune of even getting to be what you could call a character </NEG> . there is no reason why channing and wiest should have decided to be in this film , and in every scene involving them , they are always standing side-by-side . no attempt is made to flesh them out into actual people . the same goes for aidan quinn , as a handsome police investigator , who has the misfortune of being the romantic lead opposite bullock , even though he comes into it at around the 70-minute mark , and once again , <NEG> there is no attempt to develop </NEG> their relationship , or his character , in any way . in fact , every line of dialogue in the film is in service of moving the plot along , rather than getting to know the people saying the lines . i should have know <NEG> i was headed for trouble </NEG> during the opening credits , when i found out the screenplay was written by the deeply hated akiva goldsman , who <NEG> managed to destroy </NEG> the " batman " series with " batman forever " and " batman and robin . " " practical magic " is directed by griffin dunne , primarily an actor , who last year made the contrived , clumsy romance , " addicted to love , " with meg ryan and matthew broderick . i disliked that movie quite a bit , but since " practical magic " <NEG> is even worse </NEG> , that can only give you a taste of what a talentless filmmaker he is . <NEG> i'd tell him to quit while he's ahead </NEG> , but in these last two years , he's <NEG> ultimately already buried himself </NEG> .
