last summer , a feature-length version of the avengers hit theaters to the tune of a unanimous critical panning . based on the famous 60's television show , the film was an enormous box-office flop and a huge disappointment for warner bros . a year later , the studio is up to their old tricks again , with <NEG> the unnecessary revival </NEG> of the robert conrad program the wild , wild west . but it sounded promising : the same tag-team of star will smith and director barry sonnenfeld , who both contributed to make men in black such a financial success , is at the reins again . and co-star kevin kline is attached to the project , as well as a substantial budget to spice up the special effects . i mean , what could possibly go wrong ? the answer is just about everything . wild wild west is <NEG> a cinematic abomination - a film that was so entirely pointless to begin with that it is never given a proper chance to get out of the gate </NEG> . there are a lot of fancy special effects , and a handful of distinguished actors who try desperately to tunnel through the <NEG> inane plot </NEG> and make a lasting impression . but <NEG> the script is so deliriously uneven , the entire movie so off course , that no human being or technical achievement has a chance to salvage it </NEG> . at square one , we have <NEG> a bizarre case of casting </NEG> . will smith plays james west , a renegade cowboy who was originally played by white actor robert conrad in the tv series . my guess regarding the casting of african-american smith is a simple one : the actor + a cozy summertime release = big bucks for all those involved . smith is a very talented performer who usually brings swift assurance to any comic relief material , but this is not an ideal role for him . he's too much of a joker . i heard that initial casting included george clooney in the lead role , and frankly , that sounds a lot more plausible . <NEG> what makes matters worse </NEG> is that smith goes through the role with such self-assurance in his eyes ; you can practically sense his contentment with the fact that he knows wild wild west will be a huge hit at the summer box office . the plot involves west and cross-dressing government agent artemus gordon ( kevin kline ) , who are assigned by the president to recover a group of kidnapped scientists . the trail leads to the diabolical dr . arliss loveless ( kenneth branagh ) , a man with no lower body who speaks in a dry , witty southern accent . loveless has taken the country's top technical minds hostage so that they can assist in his deranged plan of total government control , using lethal superweapons to destroy entire towns . one such weapon is an 80-foot mechanical tarantula , bearing eight spindly legs of thrashing metal and spewing enormous fireballs left and right . the visual effects that bring this metallic bug to life are spectacular , seamlessly blending computer-generated imagery with the western surroundings . <NEG> unfortunately , all of these effects seem so detached from the story , and can do little to support the film's plot deficiencies , which are undoubtedly the main problem </NEG> . wild wild west is <NEG> a running gag that never truly works </NEG> . <NEG> most of the jokes , usually care of smith , die on arrival </NEG> . if it's one thing that could possibly be the saving grace , it's the performances , and even <NEG> they are mostly off-kilter and poorly delivered </NEG> . kline is admirable , but he has little to do but invent silly devices on the spot . salma hayek is <NEG> wasted </NEG> as the romantic interest , because she is viewed as little more than that - window dressing to look pretty and create conflict between west and gordon . branagh , an esteemed shakespearean actor and director , adds marginal enjoyment to the film . but even <NEG> he is so utterly weird and over-the-top . rarely is a film so lost in itself </NEG> as wild wild west is . i suppose <NEG> there's always one turkey of the summer season </NEG> ; a highly anticipated , big-budget release that <NEG> manages to completely disappoint </NEG> . wild wild west is such a movie , and will probably go down as one of the biggest disappointments of 1999 . but it is highly unlikely that this will go down in defeat at the box office . perhaps after this , audiences will be less assured when they see will smith's name stamped on a summer movie . after such hits as independence day and mib , wild wild west is <NEG> not an impressive addition </NEG> to the resume .
