Re: tom,mike and library cards

[dklein@dailynews.net]

>Mike asked for it, so here it is:
>
>
>Name:  Mike Korcok                              School:  Cornell
>
>Years Judging:  Do you mean consecutive,        # of Rounds:  Do you mean
>decisions,
>                or total?                                     or times I
flowed?
>
>
>        All should remember that I am very old.  Age has not only effected
>me physically (I am quite frail), it has been no friend to this feeble mind
>either.
>
>Now the important stuff:
>
>Procedurals Issues:  I like 'em.  I like 'em a lot.  Remember that I was
>debating in the glory days of, what was it called, Oh yeah, Whole Res.  In
>fact, my coach (who I was older than), wrote that nifty article everybody
>quoted.  If nothing else, they are always an easy way out.  Oh yeah, one
>other thing, don't be stupid.
>
>Substantive Issues:  I like 'em, not as much as the goo mind you, but I like
>'em.  Win a big impact, and you could possibly win my ballot (that is if I
>don't take the easy out:  See Above.)  I will evaluate case, weigh the
>disads, factor in time frames, synthesize evidence, sip some coffee, contort
>myself into those silly classroom desks, run it through some perverse
>equation (ask Bill Schenk-Hamlin for the results), and render some delirious
>decision (probably forgetting about the link turns to the North/South
>disad).  So, Be Smart!  [but not too smart, remember I was the big advocate
>of Plan/Plan because I never really did understand that pesky notion that
>counter-plans were just designed to make them generic disads unique (those
>same disads designed to be the net-benefits to the counter-plan)]
>
>Other things to remember:  If Bear likes it, I hate it (and vice versa).  I
>was downloading porn off the internet before most of you had heard of the
>internet (In fact, before most of you were born).  I still owe the K-State
>library 100's of dollars (Never loan your library card to a Brother's Klein
>or KJ Wall).  The best judging philosophy I didn't ever write was turned in
>because I thought if I spent all day downloading porn off the internet, and
>the other coaches could not reach me by phone, I wouldn't have to judge at
>Nationals.  (Remember this Pam.)
>
>
>
>Hope you like this one Mike.
>
>Tom
>
>
tom,

although i cannot speak for jason, your library card was always safe with
me.  not that you had any use for one, considering all the weber backfiles
you had to occupy your time.  kj is still the anti-christ of library cards
and not a safe name to mention anywhere near ku.

david

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