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Bulls in five!!!

On Thu, 1 May 1997 mecca@asu.edu wrote:

> mike-i only really have one imporatnt argument.  it goes something like this:
> 
> THE BULLS WILL WIN.  THEY ARE THE BEST TEAM IN BASKETBALL.  IT IS 
> EMPIRICALLY TRUE.

This is true...lest I digress.  I, too, only have one impt. point.  It is
listed below.

> On Thu, 1 May 1997 ross12@MARSHALL.EDU wrote:
> 
> > This year will belong to the Rockets.  All they needed was someone who 
> > could talk shit on the floor-Hakeem can't pull it off with that funky 
> > accent, Clyde is too busy trying to sound articulate, but my boy the 
> > Chuckster is another story.
> 
> these days, barkleys best skill is talking shit.  he will have to back it 
> up, but we'll get to that below.

Talking is the only thing that Barkley can do anymore.  Does anyone
remember who the REAL rebounding machine is?  Hint: he will wear yet
another ring after this year with his various, assorted dresses.  Note:
chuck doesn't cross-dress.

> you are right...the bulls have never been able to handle teams with great 
> centers.  those wins v the knicks, magic, lakers, HOUSTON...those were 
> all my imagination!  do not underestimate the crybaby and the FREEAK!!!!

Hint 2: the FREEAK Steve talks about is the one who will OWN the boards in
the playoffs, just like he has been for how long???

> i must admit, it is hard to check someone who travels so much...the only 
> thing worse is the shaq-offensive-foul-post-up move.

What are you talking about?  Shaq diesel is the bomb!!!!  (insert smug,
sarcastic, smirk).

> > PROBLEM #2
> > 
> > The Chuckster...
> > 
> > Charles will go on court with a knee brace, back brace, and a suit of 
> > armor to protect is is frail aging bones and shoot that baseline fade 
> > away ALL DAY LONG over whoever is covering him.
> 
> 2 words:  simpkins or rodman.  shit, buechler could check chuck.  (just 
> kidding on that one =-)).  is that the same fade away that he sometimes 
> AIRS?  thought so.

Don't diss my boy Jud now, Steve!  He might get a few points scored on
him, but since chuckie will be coming out with his little knee-brace, look
for some good knocks from my boy Jud and the rest of the soon-to-be world
champion (again) Bulls!n

> ut oh-just got mail from justin about this post...hope he will play nice!

Nice is a relative term.  I think his post was funny; those who don't like
the Bulls probably didn't.

> > 
> > PROBLEM #3
> > 
> > Clyde...
> > 
> > Sure he's eligible for social security and his life insurance premiums 
> > are really high, but he never slows down.  Never.  The obvious match-up 
> > is Jordan on Clyde.  I am not delusional enough to think that Clyde or 
> > anyone can stop MJ.  Jordan will get his 35.  But...Jordan will be 
> > chasing him around all day.  No rest.  No breather.  Jordan won't be 
> > giving that stupid little wink or smirk to the cameras when he's backing 
> > on defense-cause he'll just be too damn tired.  Take MJ out of the game 
> > at any level and the Bulls fall apart.
> > 
> 
> gotta give it up to clyde-he is the shit.  i wonder what your point is 
> here?  let me summarize your "argument:"  mike will get 35 but be to 
> tired to smile about it.  wow, you overwhelmed me there.  i think i will 
> grant that one.  only thing i cant concede is a limit of 35 for jordan.  
> drexler is savy, but not that savy.

Jordan will score on Drexler as often as he wears Nike shoes.

> > Sure..Pippen is tough, Toni with an "i" will make his contribution.  But 
> > in the end the Rockets will be clipping down the nets.  Chuck will 
> > retire and join the PGA Seniors Tour, 
> 
> oops, you forgot to trash pip.  who is going to check him?  yea right.

Cross-appply Skizzarb's analysis about the minus Jordan years...

> barkleys game is so far gone golf is a good idea...and he is a TERRIBLE 
> golfer!

True...

> > and Hakeem will be paid as a consultant to teach Shaq how to NOT be 
> > loser.  I'm not sure that even Hakeem can pull that off.  
> 
> shaq being a big fat loser is inevitable.  if magic (yea right) and jerry 
> west cant do it, the dream will?  shaq is a punk.  THE GIANT should come 
> into the league...he would lock shaq down!

Nah...

> Afterwards, 
> > when the Bulls team breaks up, Phil Jackson will run off to Morocco, 
> > cover himself in peanut butter, and learn how to astrally project so that 
> > he can be with Ashtar.
> > 
> 
>  he may be wierd, but he is a winner.  he will be coaching the nike-owned 
> denver nuggets next year...pippen and jordan right behind...you heard it 
> here first.  (actually, you may have read it in SLAM magazine, but i 
> doubt it =-))

If Pippen, JORDAN, and Jackson show up in the big Denver, ya'll better
watch out!  Denver may just have a winning record again (I can't remember
this sense I was a youngin')!

> > Just my 2 cents.
>  
> exactly

Ouch!  That hurts.  I am not even this Mike Ross guy, either.

Bulls in Five.  The Jazz will prove that they are the West's daddy.  But,
then when reality sets back in, Jordan will prove that he is EVERYONE's
daddy and drink some more champaign out of the trophy and wear yet another
ring, BABY!!!

Michelin Massey.
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