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Re: final on monkeys

any time andy ellis misspells my name -- he can polish my shoes with his
lips...

becky galentine

p.s.  just got back from a great day hanging out with the broda-bahms!
guess this place doesn't suck so bad after all...

On Sat, 1 Mar 1997, Andy Ellis wrote:

> well it's saturday evening and the deadline has passed for entries for 
> ceda nats and it seems no one is willing to take up the monkeys bet.  so 
> to guarantee that the monkeys can go next year here is the fund raiser.  
> keep a jar next to your computer and put the designated amount of money 
> into the jar for each event that occurs on the l.  (of course this can 
> also be played as a drinking game by substituting the amount of cash for 
> drinks of the beverage of your choice.)
> 
> 1.  if you delete a post of bear's without reading it -- 1 cent
> 2.  monte stevens asks for corndog or sully to backchannel him -- 1 cent
> 3.  broda-bahm or korcok use a word that you are sure is in the english 
> language, but you are equally sure that they are the only two that know 
> what it means -- 2 cents
> 4.  every time someone from umkc posts something without a subject -- 2 
> cents
> 5.  every time someone ACCIDENTLY forwards something to the list which 
> they were SURE they only sent to their friends -- 2 cents
> 6.  everytime haefle calls lemoine an idiot, moron, dumbass, etc. -- 2 cents
> 7.  everytime you accidently read one of bear's posts because of that 
> damn aol account -- 2 cents
> 8.  everytime lemoine uses perfect english in a post -- 3 cents
> 9.  everytime becky galantine flames a debater from towson -- 3 cents
> 10. everytime lemoine calls haefle an idiot, moron, dumbass, etc. -- 3 cents
> 11. everytime martin harris posts something without refering to a round 
> he debated in back in the day -- 4 cents
> 12. for every new profession of mahoney's that stannard finds on lexis -- 
> 4 cents
> 13. whenever lechtreck posts do not invole plan-plan or have those damn 
> arrows -- 5 cents
> 14. everytime you read a lemoine post and have a hickish accent in your 
> head -- 5 cents
> 15. if broda-bahm/korcok discussions and haefle/lemoine discussions are 
> ever of the same intellectual value -- 100 bucks (which would also be 
> 10000 drinks or drink everything in sight)
> 
> DISCLAIMER:  these are not intended to be at all serious complaints or 
> hacks.  we felt like having fun and we highly respect all of the people 
> mentioned above.  the above just stems from our loss of cable television 
> and spending our spare time reading the L.  if anyone would like to add 
> anything feel free.  happy drinking and hopefully we'll see the monkeys 
> at ceda nats in 1998.
> 
> Don Baker & Andy Ellis
> Towson State University
> 
> p.s. bear - we really do read your posts.
>
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