SEAN'S TOP TEN LIST

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OKAY, SO I'M NOT AS INTELLECTUALLY GIFTED AS THE MANY ACCOMPLISHED AUTHORS ON THE LIST SERV, BUT I AM MUCH FUNNIER!  FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH REAL LIVES, STOP READING!  IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY MY TOP TEN LIST, IT JUST PROVES WHO HAS A BETTER SENSE OF HUMOR!

SEAN'S TOP TEN REASONS HE'S GLAD HE'S NOT DEBATING NEXT YEAR.

10)MIKE KORCOK!  TIRED OF STRIKING HIM AT EVERY TOURNAMENT!

9)BEING A BUFFALO ISN'T ALL THAT BAD!  LOTS OF TIME TO GRAZE AND SLEEP AT TOURNAMENTS!

8)NOT DEBATING LEAVES ME PLENTY OF TIME TO WHINE ABOUT THE DOWNFALL OF CEDA DEBATE ON THE LIST SERV!

7)BAD DECISIONS!  AS A YOUNG CRITIC WITH NO MASTERS, OR INTELECTUALLY STIMULATING PUBLICATIONS, I HEARTILY ACCEPT THE LABEL OF MENTALLY INFERIOR!  SO NO BITCHING WHEN I DROP YOUR TEAMS NEXT YEAR!

6)TABULA RASA IS DEAD!  HOW CAN I EVER HOPE TO WIN A ROUND!  WE RELIED SO HEAVILY ON THOSE CRITICS LAST YEAR!

5)SHORTENED SEASON! IF WE HAVE LESS ROUNDS, AND LESS TOURNAMENTS, I WOULD REALLIZE HOW LITTLE A LIFE I REALLY HAVE!

4)BABY JOE!  YOU CAN'T ALWAYS COUNT ON THE NATIONAL CHAMPION TO FEED YOUR IMPACTS TO A DISAD!

3)TODD GRAHAM!  WHAT ELSE DOES A NORMAL PERSON DREAM OF WAKING UP TO IN THE MORNING!

2)TO SLOW!  ACCORDING TO RUMOR, IF YOUR COACH CAN'T FLOW FAST ROUNDS (TODD GRAHAM) YOU CAN'T GO FAST!  NO WONDER WE GOT  "GUT SPREAD" OUT OF ALL THOSE LATE OUT ROUNDS LAST YEAR!

1)AW SHIT!  THEY WON'T LET ME CUSS ANYMORE!

I KNOW THAT THIS HAS BRIGHTENED YOUR DAY!  DO LIKE ME, TAKE THE WEEKEND OFF AND SPEND IT MOUNTAIN BIKING, FISHING, OR ANYTHING BESIDES BEING INSIDE AWAY FROM THE SUNLIGHT AND THE GREEN GLOW OF A COMPUTER!

PEACE & LOTS OF :-)

SEAN LEMOINE

"IF IT WASN'T FOR US STUPID PEOPLE, YOU SMART PEOPLE WOULDN'T HAVE ANYONE TO LORD OVER!"

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