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[mk48@cornell.edu (Michael Miroslav Korcok)]

Mr. Srader.  My father was a blacksmith in Yugoslavia before moving his 
family to Akron, Ohio so that we would have a chance at a future.  In 
America he was a steelworker and welder for 20 years before becoming a 
foreman at the Goodyear Aerospace cruise-missile plant.  He is stunningly 
handsome (looks a lot like his oldest son Michael) and built like a Sequoia 
on steroids:  I have met you in person -- my mother would have no interest 
in you.  Should you somehow have forced her into so much as a kiss, dad 
would have pulverized you into peach jam.  Come to think of it, mom would 
have done so first.  Happy Father's Day!!!

I believe that you have confused my mother for your own.  I hear that your 
daddy gave you a quarter so he could watch.  I also understand that your 
sister was in the closet the whole time (4 minutes) with Todd McGowan.

Love and Rockets,
:( michael korcok :(

p.s. -- how's that, Jasmine?

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