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swearing

To: ceda-l@cornell.edu
Subject: swearing
From: scprest@umslvma.umsl.edu (Tom Preston)
Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 18:06:34 -0500

Some arguments really kick patootie; others fellate.  Some really urinate
me off, while others are copulating good!

Some illigetimatechildize the discussion; Others smell like flatulation and
feces.

I solemnly swear:  patootie, urinate, defecate, seduce.

Somehow the above sounds nastier--and sillier--than the real thing.  The
classism arguments brought up, seriously, did kick patootie.

Maybe the solution in the society of Orwell's 1984 was best--just day
double plus good or double plus bad, and ban or kill all other language
(relax--I'm just kidding)

Beavis:  He said patootie
Butthead:   huh huh huh
Both: huh huh huh huh  huh huh huh  huh huh huh huh huh

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