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Lemoine vs. Snackbar


Top Ten reasons Lemoine is better than Snackbar:

10.  9 out of 10 women in CEDA wanna fuck Lemoine
9.   Lemoine could be on top of Biza and not crush her
8.   "scenario 3; Kazakhstan.  Not to sure about this one Jason.  It's this
     big place in the middle of Russia.  Got's lots of people with funny names.
     But here's the trick...they ain't Russian's...they's A-Rabs!"(speak this
     in your best Natchitoches accent!)
7.   Lemoine knows who to invite to a round robin
6.   Lemoine spends less time wiping crunbs off his shirt
5.   Lemoine won't talk shit behind your back
4.   When Lemoine was out of eligibility...he stopped
3.   Lemoine could beat your ass with a pool cue
2.   Lemoine wouldn't have caused permanent shoulder damage to Jim Haefele
1.   If you painted Lemoine purple..he wouldn't look like Grimace

Once again...we are excusing this post for the same reasons listed on our
previous subject line!  With much love; Pointer and Slusher

"Remorse?  What the fuck is that?  I'll beat your Mama's ass then go get
a six-pack!"
----The Geto Boys
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Eric Slusher                                 (913)262-5758
EMSLUSHER@CCTR.UMKC.EDU                      University of Missouri, Kansas City
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