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Re: Santa Speaks!!
> "narcodics?", what are they? If you mean "narcotics", than Santa
> promises to drop a speak-n-spell off to you this Christmas
> (contingent upon that you've been "nice").
Perhaps Santa, if you could instead give me something to help me be able
to type exactly what I mean to say. As you may remember, I had a bit of
a typing mishap earlier this year, and would love something educational
in the ways of email expression.
> Santa does not,nor has
> ever (at least that can be proved), ever advocated the use of any
> "illegal substance". "Deer-roids" are a natural blend of secret
> herbs and spices, juiced with the best that nature has to offer:
> complex "branched chain amino acids", 99 % Pure Creatine Monohydrate,
> Anabolic activators that concentrate on the 3 most important
> areas a Flying-Reindeer needs: STRENGTH- to ensure muscle power and
> explosiveness. ENDURANCE/ENERGY- to maximize available energy and
> build stamina. RECOVER/REPAIR- to prevent over-training and assisting
> our Reindeer in the recuperation process needed in a long flight such
> as ours.
I see, but isn't what you just described very similar in makup or at
least end result to anabolic steroids? They may not be illegal for the
simple reason that they are secret. Now that you have announced to the
CEDA-L community what you have been doing, I shall contact the US DEA and
recommend that they work with the North Pole DEA and launch a formal
investigation. Unless of course you bring me lots of toys this year.
scott
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