[Date Prev][Date Next][Thread Prev][Thread Next]
[Date Index]
[Thread Index]
[Author Index]
Return to main CEDA-L Archive Page
Re: Santa Speaks!! On Tues, 05 Dec, Scott wrote (responding to "deer-roids")----
>Santa, are you saying that you support the use of muscle building
narcodics?
>surely there's another way. We've seen what steriods do to humans,
what must they do to
>Flying -Reindeer?
Scott, Santa will once again be posting through me, Rick
( not using Julio's account this time).
"narcodics?", what are they? If you mean "narcotics", than Santa
promises to drop a speak-n-spell off to you this Christmas
(contingent upon that you've been "nice"). Santa does not,nor has
ever (at least that can be proved), ever advocated the use of any
"illegal substance". "Deer-roids" are a natural blend of secret
herbs and spices, juiced with the best that nature has to offer:
complex "branched chain amino acids", 99 % Pure Creatine Monohydrate,
Anabolic activators that concentrate on the 3 most important
areas a Flying-Reindeer needs: STRENGTH- to ensure muscle power and
explosiveness. ENDURANCE/ENERGY- to maximize available energy and
build stamina. RECOVER/REPAIR- to prevent over-training and assisting
our Reindeer in the recuperation process needed in a long flight such
as ours.
Scott, Santa's Reindeers Just say no!!
Rick Miller-Public Relations
Claus and Claus
North Pole
Follow-Ups:
Archive created by Jonathan Stanton (jonathan@cs.jhu.edu)
Return to main CEDA-L Archive Page