Re: Yes, Wyatt, there is a "santa"

["Geoffrey M Wyatt" <wyattgeo@pilot.msu.edu>]

> course, there's a Santa.
>
> 1) Time space warp allows Santa to make all of his deliveries without worrying

> about time. -- "The Santa Clause."
>
where have you been?
quantum physics allows time warps
but only under the condition that multiverses exist
in this case
several parallel (actually an infinite number) universes exist
and time warps allow you to change past events
but each time that occurs
a new "multiverse" spins off the others
in other words
you will never be able to warp into the same multiverse enuf times to do this


> 2) Magic sack allows Santa to carry as much stuff as he needs. "It's Beginning

> to Look a lot like Christmas."
>
i have my doubts about this claim


> 3) Santa visits ALL children regardless or race, creed, religious preference,

> etc. "The Miracle of 34th Street."
>
making the statistics even more ridiculous


> 4) Reindeer only fly on Christmas eve - "The Miracle on 34th Street."
>
never observed
also, reindeer that could fly would have to have hollow bones
think about when they land on a roof
magic bags or no
with that tonnage
those legs would snap like twigs


> Man, the money we waste on education.  You'd better watch out, you'd better no
t
> cry, you'd better take it back, Wyatt -- OR ELSE Santa will confirm your
> non-fiat, non-believin' delusions and bring you ZIP pal.
>
> There's still time to say you're sorry.  Good deeds count twice on Xmas Eve -

> "Home Alone II."
>


merry xmas!
(i still believe in santa)

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