I am the cow that wanders the wilderness-
ruminiscent and alone. How now brown cow . . .
How now, indeed.
So this is who I am.
I am male. I stand five feet ten inches tall. I weigh around one
hundred and sixty-five pounds. I have brown hair and brown eyes.
I am composed of various European stock. I'm incredibly good looking.
Everybody likes me.
I have many interests, which in and of itself doesn't make me
fascinating (though most women find me entrancing). Here are a few
The chances are great that you will never meet me. However, if you
have had the chance to know me, I ask that you please keep quiet. I am
trying very hard to maintain the John Kloss mystique and I don't need
the sordid truth to get in the way.
- Banjo playing
- Twiddling my thumbs
- Things that begin with the