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A cow alone in the wilderness


I am the cow that wanders the wilderness- ruminiscent and alone. How now brown cow . . .
How now, indeed.


So this is who I am.

I am male. I stand five feet ten inches tall. I weigh around one hundred and sixty-five pounds. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I am composed of various European stock. I'm incredibly good looking. Everybody likes me.

I have many interests, which in and of itself doesn't make me fascinating (though most women find me entrancing). Here are a few

  • Rowing
  • Banjo playing
  • Opinionating
  • Twiddling my thumbs
  • Things that begin with the letter M.
The chances are great that you will never meet me. However, if you have had the chance to know me, I ask that you please keep quiet. I am trying very hard to maintain the John Kloss mystique and I don't need the sordid truth to get in the way.
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jkloss@cs.jhu.edu Last modified November 21, 1997